>> Announcer: PREVIOUSLY ON "BIG BROTHER": THE COOKOUT
ALLIANCE MASTERFULLY STAYED HIDDEN.
>> ONE, TWO, THREE, COOKOUT!
>> Announcer: ...BECAUSE THEY WERE EACH WORKING IN DUOS
OUTSIDE THE GROUP.
>> IF ONE OF THE COUPOS ENDS UP ON THE BLOCK, THE COOKOUT HAS
THE NUMBERS TO KEEP US SAFE.
>> Julie: BY A VOTE OF 5-1, SARAH BETH, YOU ARE EVICTED FROM
THE "BIG BROTHER" HOUSE.
>> Announcer: THE COOKOUT PLANNED TO TAKE CLAIRE OUT NEXT.
>> CLAIRE IS STARTING TO PUT THE PIECES OF THIS TOGETHER.
AND THAT'S WHY SHE SHOULD GO FIRST.
>> Announcer: AND TIFFANY SEEMED ON BOARD OF NOT WINNING
H.O.H. SO THEY COULD TARGET HER B.F.F.
>> Announcer: BUT AT THE HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD COMPETITION,
TIFFANY REFUSED TO THROW IT.
>> I HAVEN'T TOUCHED THE BLOCK, AND I'M NOT TOUCHING THE BLOCK
IF I DON'T HAVE TO.
>> Announcer: ...GIVING THE FORMER QUEEN THE CROWN ONCE
AGAIN.
>> OH!
( BUZZER ) >> CONGRATULATIONS, TIFFANY, YOU
ARE NOW THE NEW HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD.
>> Announcer: AND HER PLAN WAS TO KEEP HER NONCOOKOUT
KIDNAPPION SAFE.
>> I WANT CLAIRE TO STAY, AND I CAME UP WITH A MASTER PLAN, AND,
THEREFORE, I SHOULD BE ABLE TO KEEP MY PERSON.
>> Announcer: THE COOKOUT WAS NOT HAPPY WITH TIFFANY GOING
ROGUE.
>> I'M WORRIED SHE WILL TAKE THAT SHOT AT US AND TAKE US OUT.
>> OH, THIS WEEK IS FULLY BRINGING OUT MY SAVAGE SIDE.
>> Announcer: AND KNOWING HIS FRIEND ALYSSA WOULD BE TARGETED,
"X" WAS ESPECIALLY P.O.'d.
>> YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE WON H.O.H.
NOW YOU'VE GIVEN ME REASON TO RUIN YOUR GAME.
>> Announcer: AT THE NOMINATION CEREMONY...
>> I HAVE NOMINATED YOU, ALYSSA, AND YOU, XAVIER.
>> Announcer: ...TIFFANY OFFICIALLY SET HER SIGHTS ON
ALYSSA.
>> THE COOKOUT MAY HAVE WANTED CLAIRE GONE THIS WEEK, BUT THIS
IS MY H.O.H.
>> Announcer: TONIGHT, WILL THE POWER OF VETO HELP TIFFANY
COMPLETE HER PLAN?
OR WILL ONE OF THE NOMINEES BE SAVED FROM THE BLOCK?
PLUS, THE COOKOUT IS ABOUT TO BE ROASTED, BECAUSE ZINGBOT IS BACK
WITH ZINGERS FOR THE WHOLE HOUSE.
>> LOOK AT THIS BUNCH OF LOSERS!
>> Announcer: ALL THIS RIGHT NOW ON "BIG BROTHER"!
>> YOU ALL BETTER BE NICE TO THE H.O.H. UP THERE.
MIGHT GO ON THE BLOCK.
>> THIS NOMINATION CEREMONY IS AJOURNED.
I NOMINATED ALYSSA AND XAVIER.
I KNOW THAT THE COOKOUT...
WANTED TO TARGET CLAIRE, BUT SINCE IT'S MY H.O.H., THERE'S NO
WAY I'M NOMINATING CLAIRE THIS WEEK.
SO, ALYSSA, YOU ARE HEADING OUT THAT DOOR.
>> I'M REALLY NOT SHOCKED THAT "X" AND I ARE ON THE BLOCK.
IT'S THE OBVIOUS DECISION TO MAKE.
WE ARE A STRONG DUO IN THE HOUSE.
I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHERE TIFFANY'S HEAD'S AT AS FAR AS
WHO HER MAIN TARGET IS, BUT THIS IS PROBABLY THE MOST IMPORTANT
VETO TO WIN AT THIS POINT IN MY GAME.
I AM ON THE BLOCK NEXT TO MY NUMBER ONE, SO I JUST REALLY,
REALLY NEED TO FOCUS AND GUN FOR THIS VETO AS HARD AS I CAN.
>> "X" YOU LOOK GOOD.
>> YOU DO LOOK GOOD.
>> THIS IS IDEAL.
I'M SO HAPPY THAT ALYSSA AND "X" ARE ON THE BLOCK, AND WE'RE
FINALLY GOING TO SPLIT UP ANOTHER DUO.
AND I KNOW THAT I'M GOING TO BE SAFE.
THINGS COULD NOT BE BETTER RIGHT NOW.
>> WELL DONE.
>> CLAIRE WAS THE COOKOUT'S INTENDED TARGET FOR THIS WEEK.
BUT TIFFANY TOOK IT UPON HERSELF TO WIN H.O.H.
SO HER SELFISH MOTIVATION HAS RESULTED ME IN SEEING THE BLOCK
FOR THE THIRD TIME IN A ROW WHEN I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO SEE THE
BLOCK THIS WEEK.
A LITTLE FRUSTRATING.
> WE'RE ALL ON THE BLOCK.
WE'RE ALL ON THE BLOCK.
LAST TWO, ARE ON THE BLOCK!
>> OH, MY GOD!
>> IT IS WHAT IT IS.
>> UH-HUH.
>> IT'S NOT GOING TO BE AN EASY WIN FOR US.
>> YEAH.
>> YOU GET HOUSEGUEST CHOICE, WHO ARE YOU GOING TO PICK?
>> THAT'S A GREAT QUESTION.
I'M NOT SURE.
>> I THINK YOU SHOULD PICK HANNAH.
>> BUT HANNAH IS CLOSE WITH TIFFANY.
I DON'T THINK IT'S SMART TO PICK SOMEONE THAT WILL USE IT ON US,
AND I DON'T THINK ANYONE WILL.
IF I'M PICKING HOUSEGUEST CHOICE, I'M PICKING SOMEONE I
THINK I COULD BEAT, SO I'LL PROBABLY PICK BIG "D" OR AZAH.
>> OKAY, TRUE.
>> THE WAY I SEE IT, IF ONE OF US DOESN'T WIN THE VETO, IT'S
NOT LOOKING GOOD FOR THE BALD BLACK MAN.
SO...
I'M MAKING ALYSSA THINK THAT I'M THE TARGET THIS WEEK, JUST TO
BETTER CONCEAL THE COOKOUT.
BUT I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DO THIS.
ALYSSA AND I SHOULDN'T BE ON THE BLOCK THIS WEEK.
IT SHOULD BE CLAIRE AND TIFFANY.
NOW I NEED TO FIGURE OUT A WAY TO RECTIFY THE SITUATION SO THAT
IT'S NOT ALYSSA AND I SITTING NEXT TO EACH OTHER COME
THURSDAY.
I'M ON THE BLOCK.
I'M FEELING RECKLESS.
8 BALL CORNER POCKET.
BOOM!
( LAUGHS ) >> SEE, AS YOU CAN SEE, AMERICA,
I CAN'T WIN ANYTHING IN THIS HOUSE.
YOU DID GREAT ON YOUR SPEECH TODAY.
>> THANK YOU.
>> DAMN, IF ALYSSA COMES DOWN...
>> I DON'T WANT TO BE IN THE POSITION WHERE I HAVE TO
NOMINATE A THIRD PERSON.
WHO WOULD I PUT UP?
MY TARGET THIS WEEK IS ALYSSA.
BUT IF SHE HAPPENS TO WIN VETO THIS WEEK AND PULLS HERSELF OFF
OF THE BLOCK, I AM GOING TO FIND MYSELF IN A VERY TOUGH
SITUATION.
THE ONLY PERSON LEFT OUTSIDE OF THE COOKOUT WOULD BE CLAIRE TO
NOMINATE.
SO I WOULD BE FORCED TO CHOOSE BETWEEN MY PLUS-ONE AND THE
COOKOUT.
THIS IS A DECISION THAT I DON'T WANT TO BE FORCED TO MAKE.
SO ALYSSA BETTER NOT COME OFF OF THAT BLOCK.
I WANT YOU TO PLAY, IF YOU GET CHOSEN TO PLAY.
BECAUSE WE'VE GOT TO WIN.
>> WE'VE GOT TO WIN, YEAH.
>> HI.
OKAY, IF I PICK YOU FOR VETO, WOULD YOU COMPETE FOR ME
( LAUGHS ) >> I SAVED YOU.
REMEMBER, I SAVED YOU.
I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE DEREK OFF THE BLOCK.
>> THANK YOU!
>> I DO FEEL PRETTY GOOD WITH MY RELATIONSHIP WITH BIG "D,"
MAINLY BECAUSE I DID SAVE BIG "D" FROM BEING ON THE BLOCK FROM
THE CHOPPING BLOCK ROULETTE.
AT THIS POINT IN THE GAME, I COULD USE AS MUCH HELP AS I CAN,
SO IT'S TIME FOR ME TO COLLECT SOME FAVORS.
>> LISTEN, IF YOU PICK ME, OF COURSE I'M GOING TO PLAY FOR
YOU.
>> OKAY.
THANKS.
>> ABSOLUTELY.
YOU DID TAKE ME OFF THE BLOCK.
>> I DID TAKE YOU OFF.
>> SO I HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT.
I'M TELLING ALYSSA THAT I'M GOING TO USE THE VETE ON ON HER
IF I WIN.
BUT, BABY GIRL, I LOVE YOU, BUT THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN
BECAUSE I CAN'T AFFORD TIFFANY POTENTIALLY PUTTING UP ANYONE
ELSE IN THE COOKOUT.
I JUST DON'T TRUST THAT TIFFANY WILL DO WHAT NEEDS TO GET DONE.
>> I'M NOT GOING TO REALLY STRESS ABOUT IT.
NOT GOING TO DO THE FAKE SMILE THIS WEEK TO GET MY WAY THROUGH
IT.
I'D RATHER PREPARE MYSELF FOR A VETO.
I DON'T NEED TO BE ALL BUDDY-BUDDY WITH PEOPLE.
>> YEAH.
>> LOOK AT YOUR FACE.
AM WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND?
>> IT'S AN INDIVIDUAL GAME.
>> WE QUE THAT WHEN WE CAME IN HERE.
WE KNOW WHAT WE NEED TO DO TO GET US TO WHAT WE HAVE TO DO.
>> SHE PISSED ME OFF THIS WEEK.
I'VE BEEN THROWING COMPETITIONS.
I'VE MADE SACRIFICES.
LIKE, I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WILL DO WITH THE VETO IF I WIN.
LET'S SAY I WIN THE VETO, TAKE ALYSSA DOWN.
THEN WHAT HAPPENS?
>> YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DO THAT TO YOURSELF.
>> WHY NOT?
I'M GOING TO PLAY A SCENARIO WITH YOU IN MY HEAD.
THIS IS JUST IF I FELT LIKE BEING A...
WHICH I HAVEN'T BEEN.
I'VE BEEN A TEAM-FIRST PLAYER.
I WIN THE GOLDEN POWER OF VETO, I SNATCH ALYSSA OFF.
ALYSSA IS SAFE.
SHE HAS A CHOICE TO PUT UP CLAIRE, WHICH WOULD MAKE
EVERYBODY IN THE COOKOUT HAPPY, PRETTY MUCH RUIN HER GAME,
BECAUSE SHE WOULD GO TO JURY AND TELL EVERYONE TIFFANY PUT HER
UP.
OR SHE PUTS UP ANOTHER MEMBER OF THE COOKOUT.
WHICH ALSO RUINS HER GAME.
THE SELF-INTEREST PLAY THAT I'M SEEING MAKES ME WANT TO JUST...
GAME OVER.
>> I LOVE ME A MESSY-MESSY PLAN.
I DON'T MIND EATING SOME POPCORN AND WATCHING IT JUST EXPLODE.
BUT IT'S ALSO SCARY BECAUSE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT TIFFANY
HERE.
SHE MIGHT NOT PUT CLAIRE UP.
SHE MIGHT PUT ME OR KYLAND OR AZAH.
SHE CAN DECIDE ON WHOEVER SHE WANTS TO PUT UP AT THAT POINT.
AND THAT'S A RISKY MOVE FOR MY GAME AND EVERYONE ELSE WHO I
CARE ABOUT.
>> I THINK MY KINDNESS IS BEING TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF.
>> ARE WE AT THE POINT WHERE WE'RE LIKE...
>> THAT'S WHERE I'M AT RIGHT NOW.
WHY WOULD I DO THIS?
TO PISS TIFFANY OFF.
THE EVIL SIDE OF ME WANTS TO COME OUT BECAUSE I'VE BEEN
CAGING HIM ALL SUMMER LONG FOR THIS DAMN COOKOUT.
IF OTHER PEOPLE ARE GOING TO PRIORITIZE THEIR OWN INTEREST
OVER THAT OF THE COOKOUT, WHY SHOULDN'T I BE DOING THE SAME?
AND IF I'M GOING TO BE DOING THE SAME, I'M GOING TO GO IT IN
GLORIOUS FASHION.
BUT FOR THIS IDEA TO BECOME A REALITY, I HAVE TO WIN THE
GOLDEN POWER OF VETO, WHICH MEANS NO THROWING THIS
COMPETITION.
I'M COMING FOR THE GOLDEN POWER OF VETO.
>> WE HAVE TO BE SMART.
IF WE'RE BOTH NOT LEVEL-HEADED, IT COULD GO SOUTH.
>> DON'T PLAY WITH ME.
I'M GOING TO SAY REAL QUICK.
>> GO AHEAD, DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO.
DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO ♪ DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO ♪
I SING AT HOME ALL THE TIME, AND
WHEN THERE ISN'T MUCH TO DO EXCEPT GAME, SINGING REALLY
COMES IN HANDY ♪ DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO ♪
>> OH, I WILL.
LOVE THAT.
AND THAT IS AZAH SINGING "DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO."
>> DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO, COMING IN AT NUMBER TWO BEHIND
BIG BLUE COUCH.
>> YOU HAVE EVER WANTED TO OWN ALL YOUR FAVORITE HITS FROM B.B.
23?
WELL, CALL US NOW, AND YOU CAN GET B.B. 23 MUSIC SONGS,
FEATURING, THE BIG BLUE COUCH ♪ BIG BLUE COUCH
GRAB A SEAT AND SOME POPCORN WITH YOUR FRIENDS ♪
>> DO YOU WANT SOMETHING MORE SMOOTH JAZZ?
THEN CHECK OUT "I'M ON THE BLOCK AGAIN."
♪ I'M BACK ON THE BLOCK AGAIN BECAUSE I'M FROM THE BLOCK ♪
AND DON'T YOU FORGET THE CROWD PLEASURE-- "WELCOME TO 'BIG
BROTHER '" ♪ WELCOME TO "BIG BROTHER"
WHERE EVERYBODY HIDES IN THEIR ROOM
♪ BECAUSE THEY'RE CONSPIRING AGAINST THE REST OF THE HOUSE ♪
>> DUN-DUN!
>> AND IF YOU ACT NOW, WE'LL THROW IN A SPECIAL REMIX OF "DO
WHAT YOU GOTTA DO."
♪ DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO
YEAH!
>> FOR OUR FIRST 100 CALLERS, WE WILL THROW IN BIG "D'S" DANCE
HIT, FEATURING "TAKE YOUR ASS HOME."
♪ TAKE YOUR ASS HOME TAKE YOUR ASS HOME
♪ TAKE YOUR ASS HOME ♪ LET'S KEEP SINGING.
♪ ♪ ♪ >> HEY, EVERYONE!
IT'S TIME TO PICK PLAYERS FOR THE VETO COMPETITION!
>> YAY!
( APPLAUSE ) >> "ONLY SIX PEOPLE WILL
PARTICIPATE IN THE VETO COMPETITION: THE HEAD OF
HOUSEHOLD, THE TWO NOMINEES, AND THREE OTHER PLAYERS SELECTED BY
RANDOM DRAW.
WILL THE NOMINEES PLEASE JOIN ME UP HERE."
"AS H.O.H., I WILL PICK FIRST."
I AM HOPING THAT HANNAH, EVEN CLAIRE GETS PICKED TO PLAY VETO
TODAY.
I'M HOPING THAT THEY WILL PLAY TO WIN AND KEEP MY NOMINATIONS
THE SAME.
HOUSEGUEST CHOICE.
I CHOOSE...
HANNAH.
( APPLAUSE ).
>> YAY!
>> THANKS, TIFF.
>> I'M HOPING I WILL PICK EITHER AZAH OR BIG "D."
THIS IS A SCENARIO WHERE EITHER ALYSSA OR MYSELF NEED TO WIN THE
VETO, AND FOR FACING OFF AGAINST THEM, I LIKE OUR ODDS.
DEREK F.
>> ( APPLAUSE ).
>> YAY.
>> ONE BALD MAN TO ANOTHER BALD MAN.
GETTING PICKED FOR VETO IS VERY WEIRD RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I'M IN A
SITUATION WHERE I TOLD ALYSSA I WAS GOING TO USE IT TO SAVE HER,
BUT THAT'S NOT THE CASE BECAUSE I HAVE TO MAKE SURE I PROTECT
MYSELF AND ALSO LOOK OUT FOR THE PEOPLE I'M WORKING WITH.
SO IF I WIN, I WILL KEEP NOMINATIONS THE SAME.
>> AZAH.
( APPLAUSE ) >> SORRY, KY.
"'BIG BROTHER' WILL INFORM US WHEN THE COMPETITION IS TO
BEGIN.
GOOD LUCK.
THE ( APPLAUSE ).
>> GOOD LUCK, BUDDY.
♪ ♪ ♪ ( SNORING )
>> KY WAS SO CUTE IN THE BEGINNING.
THEN THAT-- >> GOOD MORNING, YOU IDIOTS!
>> OH, MY GOD!
( SCREAMING ) >> COME TO THE BACKYARD.
>> OH, MY GOD!
>> IT'S ZINGBOT!
>> ZING!
>> I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO EXCITED.
I FEEL LIKE I'M ABOUT TO MEET BARACK OBAMA.
>> I GET TO MEET ZINGBOT!
>> ZINGBOT!
OH, MY GOD!
>> ZINGBOT IS THIS ROBOT WHO COMES TO THE "BIG BROTHER" HOUSE
EVERY SEASON AND ROASTS EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THE HOUSEGUESTS.
I CANNOT WAIT TO GET MY FEELINGS HURT BY THIS ROBOT.
OH, I'M SO EXCITED.
>> HEY!
>> WELL, LOOK AT THIS BUNCH OF...
LOSERS.
USUALLY, MY JOB IS HARD, BUT YOU GUYS MAKE IT VERY, VERY EASY!
>> OH, MY GOD!
>> OH, NO!
>> ALYSSA!
>> OH, NO!
>> YOU'RE FROM FLORIDA, THE SUNSHINE STATE, WHICH IS IRONIC
CONSIDERING YOU'RE SO...
DIM!
>> I DON'T GET IT.
>> ZING-ZING-ZING.
>> I DON'T GET IT.
>> NO, YOU GET IT.
YOU GET IT.
OUCH!
>> OH, OUCH.
OKAY, ZING.
>> TO BE CLEAR, I'M CALLING YOU DUMB.
XAVIER!
I'M GOING TO REVEAL YOUR SECRET.
>> WHAT THE HELL, MAN?
IF YOU TELL THESE PEOPLE THAT I'M A LAWYER, OH, I WILL ROAST
YOUR WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE.
>> YOU HAVE A CRUSH ALL SEASON LONG YOU'VE BEEN ADMIRING THEIR
BODY, GETTING LOST IN THEIR EYES, AND STARING AT THEIR ASS.
>> OOOOH!
>> OH, WAIT, THAT'S JUST...
YOUR REFLECTION.
>> OH!
>> ZING-ZA-ZING-ZING-ZING.
>> SORRY.
>> XAVIER CAN CAN WALK AROUND SHIRTLESS AND ADMIRE HIMSELF IN
THE MIRROR FOR ALL I CARE.
I AM COMPLETELY FINE WITH THAT.
>> I'VE BEEN ZINGING FOR OVER A DECADE NOW.
AND IT NEVER GETS OLD.
>> OH, NO.
>> BUT YOU KNOW WHAT HAS?
( DRUM ROLL ) >> TIFFANY!
<!0> >> OOOH.
>> NO!
OH, MY GOD!
>> THAT WAS ROUGH.
>> FOUR SCORE AND SEVEN ZINGS AGO...
>> OH, MY GOD!
>> FAMILY SHOW, FAMILY SHOW.
>> TIFFANY IS OLD.
HISTORY OLD.
>> THANKS, ZINGBOT.
>> OH, MY GOD, NOBODY MOVE!
WE'RE ALL IN DANGER!
I'VE SPOTTED BIG FOOT.
MY BAD.
THAT'S JUST...
CLAIRE.
( LAUGHTER ) >> OH!
NO!
>> CLAIRE DOES WALK AROUND HERE WITH WIDE ARMS AND WIDE LEGS.
SHE LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE BIG FOOT.
>> OH!
>> HOUSEGUESTS, I HAVE A JOKE FOR YOU.
KNOCK, KNOCK.
>> WHO'S THERE?
>> HANNAH.
>> HANNAH WHO?
>> EXACTLY!
>> OOOH!
>> THAT'S OKAY.
THAT IS OKAY.
>> I THINK HANNAH IS FAR FROM IRRELEVANT.
YES, I KIND OF FORGOT SHE WAS IN MY ALLIANCE FOR THREE WEEKS, BUT
THAT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING.
>> OH, GEEZ.
>> BIG "D."
>> YO!
>> YOU'VE MADE QUITE THE MARK ON THE "BIG BROTHER" HOUSE THIS
SUMMER.
TOO BAD IT'S IN THE...
TOYLAND.
THAT'S A ZING.
>> THAT'S A ZING.
>> ZINGBOT IS ACTUALLY RIGHT ABOUT THAT BECAUSE THE ONLY
THING HE DOES IN THIS GAME IS GET ON MY DAMN NERVES.
>> OH, GOD.
>> AS A ROBOT, I CAN ACCURATELY PREDICT THE FUTURE.
>> OH, NO.
>> I'VE DETERMINED THE FOLLOWING THINGS WILL NEVER HAPPEN.
>> OH, NO.
>> TIME TRAVEL, TELEPORITATION, XAVIER GOING ON A DATE WITH...
AZAH!
ENEMY.
>> OH, MY GOD!
>> WOW!
>> WAS THAT A ZING FOR YOU?
>> THAT WAS FOR HER.
>> BRO!
WHY?
( LAUGHING ) >> DANG, ZINGBOT!
ON THE NATIONAL TELLY.
>> KYLAND, LISTENING TO YOU TALK IS LIKE SITTING BY A BROOK...
AN ENDLESS BABBLING BROOK.
SHUT THE ( BLEEP ) UP!
MP ( APPLAUSE )
ZIIIING!
>> EVERYONE KNOWS KYLAND BABBLES.
>> THE MORE HE TALKS, THE LESS PEOPLE UNDERSTAND WHAT THE HELL
HE IS SAYING.
>> YOU'RE WONDERING WHAT JUST HAPPENED HERE AND HOW DID 40
MINUTES GO BY?
>> HE NEVER SHUTS UP.
BUT HE'S SO DAMN CUTE.
>> HOUSEGUESTS, AFTER MY INTERGALACTIC TIGER SANCTUARY
WENT BELLY-UP, I DECIDED TO BECOME A ZING-FLUENCER.
AND THE NEW PLATFORM IS ZING-STA-GRAM.
ON PLANET ZING, EVERYONE IS OBSESSED WITH VIDEOS OF IDIOTS
DOING STUPID CHALLENGES.
SO I IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT OF YOU MORONS.
>> FAIR.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT, ZINGBOT?
I MAY BE DIM, BUT I'M BRIGHT ENOUGH TO KNOW THAT I NEED TO
WIN THIS VETO.
SO WHEN I TAKE MYSELF OFF THE BLOCK, I'LL GET THE LAST LAUGH.
>> GET READY, BECAUSE IF YOU WANT TO WIN THE POWER OF VETO,
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO HELP ME GO VIRAL.
>> ALL RIGHT, ZINGBOT.
( APPLAUSE ).
>> ZINGBOT, I QOT YOU!
>> AND TO MAKE SURE THIS VIDEO BLOWS UP, I AM GOING TO BLOW YOU
UP.
>> OH!
>> OH, MY GOD!
>> THERE THEY GO.
YOU TO HELP ZINGBOT GO VIRAL.
HERE IS YOUR ZING-STA-GRAM CHALLENGE.
YOU MUST STACK 21 COCKTAILS INTO A TINY PYRAMID ON YOUR GOLD
TABLE.
BUT IT'S NOT GOING TO BE EASY BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL HUGE, AND
THESE ARE MICRO-COCKTAILS.
THE FIRST HOUSEGUEST TO STACK 21 MICRO-COCKTAILS IN A PYRAMID
WILL WIN THE GOLDEN POWER OF VETO!
WHO'S READY TO PLAY "MICRO-COCKTAILS"?
>> YEAH!
( HORN BLOWS ) ♪ ♪ ♪
>> I'M H.O.H. THIS WEEK, AND I NEED TO WIN THE VETO TO KEEP MY
NOMINATIONS THE SAME.
ALYSSA COMING DOWN IS WORST-CASE SCENARIO FOR ME.
THAT FORCES ME TO HAVE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN THE COOKOUT AND MY GOOD
FRIEND CLAIRE.
I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE TO DO THAT.
♪ ♪ ♪ >> I AM ON THE BLOCK.
I COULD EASILY GO HOME IF I DO NOT WIN THIS VETO.
I NEED TO ENSURE MY SAFETY, AND THE ONLY WAY TO DO THAT IS TO
WIN IT MYSELF.
MY STRATEGY IN THIS COMPETITION IS TO MAKE SURE THE FIRST SIX
COCKTAILS ARE A REALLY STEADY BASE.
I WANT THEM IN A PERFECTLY TIGHT STRAIGHT LINE AND BUILD MY WAY
UP.
♪ ♪ ♪ >> EITHER I WANT TO WIN THE
VETO, OR I WANT ALYSSA TO WIN THE VETO, BECAUSE I COULD TAKE
ALYSSA OFF THE BLOCK AND FORCE TIFFANY TO CHOOSE BETWEEN
NOMINATING CLAIRE OR A COOKOUT MEMBER.
>> IF SOMEONE COMES OFF THE BLOCK, I DON'T KNOW WHAT
SHENANIGANS TIFFANY IS GOING TO TRY TO PULL.
SO I NEED TO WIN THIS VETO, SO I CAN MAKE SURE NOMINATIONS STAY
THE SAME.
>> I HAVE TO WIN THIS VETO FOR TWO REASONS.
ONE, I WANT TO CONTINUE TO BUILD MY RESUME IN THIS GAME.
AND, TWO, ALYSSA CANNOT WIN.
I NEED TO WIN, KEEP NOMINATIONS THE SAME, SO THAT WE CAN SEND
ALYSSA HOME.
>> CHADDHA IS STARTING HER THIRD ROW.
AMAZING.
>> OH, MY GOSH ( GLASS BREAKING )
>> IF I WIN THIS VETO, I CAN
EITHER TAKE XAVIER DOWN OR KEEP THE NOMINATION THE SAME.
EITHER WAY IS GOOD FOR ME.
I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE WE CAN STILL GET ALYSSA OUT THIS WEEK.
( GLASS BREAKING ) ( GLASS BREAKING )
>> ALYSSA IS ON THE THIRD ROW!
>> TIFF IS MOVING.
LOOK AT THAT.
>> SHE IS.
( GLASS BREAKING ) >> OH, TIFFANY IS KNOCKING HERS
OFF.
>> ALYSSA'S GOING!
>> WOW.
>> OH, MY GOSH, ALYSSA MIGHT JUST WIN THIS.
>> NO, ALYSSA IS ABOUT TO WIN THIS.
>> I'M STACKING HIGHER AND HIGHER, AND I'M FEELING PRETTY
CONFIDENT.
MAYBE I COULD GET IT ON MY FIRST TRY, AND THAT WOULD BE INSANE.
>> OH!
NO!
WHOA!
( GLASS BREAKING ) HEARTBREAKING FOR HER, BUT LET'S
GO.
>> OH!
THIS SUCKS.
NOW I HAVE TO BUILD THE PYRAMID ALL OVER AGAIN.
>> I'M A PHLEBOTOMIST, AND I'M GOOD AT IT.
I'VE GOT THE STEADIEST HAND I KNOW.
HOWEVER, THEY JUST KEEP FALLING!
>> THIS IS LITERALLY ANYONE'S COMP.
( GLASS BREAKING ) >> I ONLY HAVE ONE MORE
MICRO-COCKTAIL THAT I HAVE TO PUT ON TOP.
>> NO!
>> OH!
>> HEARTBREAK.
>> I HIT THE BAR AND KNOCK EVERYTHING OVER.
AND I'M JUST PISSED.
>> DEREK, DON'T GIVE UP.
RESTART.
BACK IN THE GAME.
>> THIS THING KEEPS FALLING AND FALLING AND FALLING.
AND I'M MAD BECAUSE I CAN'T EVEN DRINK THE DAMN COCKTAILS.
THIS IS NOT A COMPETITION FOR A GUY WITH BIG HANDS.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT BIG HANDS...
THEY KNOCK OVER THE MICRO-COCKTAILS.
>> I'M GIVING IT MY BEST SHOT, BUT IT'S NOT REALLY WORKING OUT.
IT LOOKS LIKE A COLLEGE FRAT PARTY.
THERE ARE COCKTAILS EVERYWHERE.
WHEN THINGS ARE GOING SO TERRIBLY, YOU CAN'T REALLY DO
ANYTHING ELSE BUT LAUGH.
>> I FEEL LIKE I CAN'T WATCH.
( GLASS BREAKING ) >> IT'S LOOKING LIKE MY STRATEGY
OF KEEPING A STRONG BASE IS WORKING.
>> OH!
>> OH, MY GOD!
>> DUDE, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
>> BUT EVERY TIME MIPYRAMID FALLS, I SEE IT'S MAKING MY BASE
VERY UNSTABLE.
I'M REALIZING THAT EVEN IF A FEW OF MY GLASSES DO FALL, I'M JUST
GOING TO KNOCK THE REST OVER AND START FROM SCRATCH
( GLASS BREAKING ) I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A
SURGEON.
BUT THE FACT THAT I CAN'T HOLD THESE WEEZERS STILL TELLS ME
THAT I HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER CAREER BECAUSE THERE'S NO WAY.
( GLASS BREAKING ) >> OH!
( GLASS BREAKING ) >> OH, MY GOD 1KWR50EURBGS OH,
MY GOD!
>> I'M FEELING SO ANNOYED.
EVERY TIME I GET SO CLOSE, SOMEHOW IT FALLS.
BUT I'M GETTING MORE PRACTICE EVERY TIME, AND I JUST CANNOT
GET DISCOURAGED.
I NEED TO FOCUS AND I NEED TO WIN THIS COMPETITION.
ARE ( GLASS BREAKING )
♪ ♪ ♪ >> I AM ALMOST THERE, JUST A FEW
MORE GLASSES.
TIFF, YOU'VE GOT THIS.
>> I AM SO CLOSE AGAIN, I AM PLAYSER FOCUSED.
MY B.B. LIFE IS ON THE LINE.
LOSING IS JUST NOT AN OPTION AT THIS POINT.
>> OH, MY GOD!
THIS IS WILD!
( GLASS BREAKING ) >> NO!
( BELL RINGS ) >> YES!
>> DAMN!
>> OH, MY GOD!
THANK YOU!
>> GOOD JOB, BABY.
>> CONGRATULATIONS, ALYSSA!
YOU HAVE WON THE GOLDEN POWER OF VETO!
>> I JUST WON THE GOLDEN POWER OF VETO!
I AM SO EXCITED BECAUSE I KILLED IT!
AND NOW I'M SAFE THIS WEEK.
>> OH, MY GOD.
THANK GOD.
>> LET'S SEE IF WE CAN BRING THESE MORONS BACK INTO THE YARD.
>> YAY!
( APPLAUSE ).
>> CONGRATULATIONS ALYSSA.
>> DOUBLE HUG, DOUBLE HUG.
>> THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE WORST PREDICAMENT FOR ME TO BE IN.
OH, THIS, I...
I... AH!
>> THAT'S WHAT YOU GET, TIFFANY ( LAUGHS )
AND I E DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO WIN THE GOLDEN POWER OF VETO.
ALYSSA WON.
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU DIDN'T WANT.
AND GUESS WHAT?
IT HAPPENED.
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET.
>> THANKS, ALYSSA, FOR HELPING ME GO VIRAL.
>> OH, YOU'RE WELCOME, ZINGBOT.
>> I'M OUT OF HERE.
BYE, MORONS!
>> BYE, LOSER!
>> BYE!
>> LOVE YOU, ZING!
>> ZIIIING!
>> HEY.
>> WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> I'M JUST BUMMED I DIDN'T WIN.
I CAN'T WIN IN THIS HOUSE.
>> I'M STILL ON THE BLOCK, AND YOU'RE BUMMED?
>> I COULD END UP NEXT TO YOU.
>> YEAH, RIGHT.
>> IF WE WOULD HAVE WENT WITH OUR ORIGINAL PLAN, WE WOULDN'T
BE WORRIED ABOUT THIS.
>> WELCOME TO "BIG BROTHER."
>> NO, THIS AIN'T EVEN "BIG BROTHER."
THAT WAS JUST A WOMAN BEING SELFISH, AND NOW IT BIT HER IN
THE ASS.
>> WE BETTER HOPE SHE DOES IT.
ALYSSA WINNING VETO MAKES ME VERY NERVOUS BECAUSE I DON'T
KNOW WHAT TIFFANY'S GOING TO DO NOW.
THE PLAN IS FOR HER TO PUT CLAIRE ON THE BLOCK, BUT KNOWING
TIFFANY, SHE CAN ALWAYS BE SELFISH ONCE AGAIN AND DECIDE TO
MAKE A BIG MOVE BY PUTTING THE BOYS IN THE COOKOUT ON THE
BLOCK.
AND SENDING ONE OF US HOME.
>> THE WAY I SEE IT, IS SHE HAS TWO CHOICES: SHE PUTS UP CLAIRE.
IF SHE PUTS UP ANOTHER MEMBER OF THE COOKOUT...
AND SHE MAKES IT TO FINAL TWO, SHE JUST LOST FOUR VOTES.
>> I KNOW.
IT'S JUST A LOT OF PRESSURE BECAUSE IT'S, LIKE--
>> A LOT OF POSSIBILITIES.
>> RIGHT.
>> I AM NOT SURPRISED ALYSSA WON THE VETO.
MURPHY'S LAW IS THE STORY OF MY LIFE.
>> UH-HUH.
>> AND NOW PEOPLE FEEL LIKE, "THAT'S WHAT SHE DESERVES.
THAT'S WHAT SHE GETS.
SHE WANTED H.O.H., SO SHE SHOULD HAVE TO SUFFER THE
CONSEQUENCES."
>> YEAH.
>> NOBODY WANTS ME TO HAVE WHAT I WANT AT THIS POINT.
AND IF CLAIRE HAS TO GO, CLAIRE HAS TO GO.
I JUST HAVE TO TELL CLAIRE.
WHEN I THINK ABOUT THE COOKOUT AND CLAIRE, FOR MY OWN PERSONAL
GAME, IT WOULD BE CLAIRE ALL DAY.
BUT I MADE A COMMITMENT TO THE COOKOUT, AND IF I GO AGAINST
THEM NOW, MY CHANCES OF WINNING THIS GAME ARE SHOT.
I HAVE TO FIND A WAY TO BREAK IT TO HER THAT SHE IS GOING TO BE
THE REPLACEMENT NOMINEE WITHOUT RUINING MY RELATIONSHIP WITH
CLAIRE.
>> YOU COULD FRAME IT LIKE, "I MADE A DEAL WITH XAVIER, KYLAND,
AZAH AND BIG "D" THIS WEEK THEY WOULDN'T SEND ANY OF THEM HOME."
>> YOU DON'T TELL CLAIRE ABOUT THE COOKOUT.
>> OKAY.
WHEN IS WHY THE WORD "DEAL" IS PERFECT.
>> WHAT I DON'T WANT IS TO COMPLETELY MISLEAD HER.
AND I ALSO DON'T WANT TO ENDANGER ANYBODY ELSE.
>> YEAH.
UH-HUH.
>> IF SHE PUTS UP SOMEBODY ELSE IN THE COOKOUT, SHE BETTER MAKE
SURE I'M NOT HERE ANYMORE.
>> THAT'S HOW I FEEL.
>> ARE YOU CONSPIRING AGAINST ME?
>> PROBABLY.
>> I DON'T KNOW.
HOW IS SHE-- IS SHE OKAY?
>> YEAH, TIFF'S FINE.
CLAIRE HAS TO GO UP.
AND-- >> SO HOW IS SHE TRYING TO FRAME
THAT?
>> WELL, OBVIOUSLY, SHE CAN'T EXPOSE THE COOKE UP ON THE.
SO SHE CAN FRAME IT AS, "THIS WEEK, I MADE A DEAL WITH XAVIER,
BIG "D," AZAH, CHADDHA, AND KYLAND."
>> I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT ONE.
>> I THINK EVEN IF SHE SAYS SHE MAKES THAT DEAL...
>> YEAH.
>> THAT DOES EXPOSE US.
>> SHE HAS TO THINK ABOUT HER OWN MANAGEMENT HERE.
>> OF COURSE.
>> SHE ISN'T THINK ABOUT THE SIX.
>> IT'S NOT THAT.
IT'S WHO SHE'S SAYING SHE MADE THE DEAL WITH.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
THAT'S PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE IN THE COOKOUT.
>> I KNOW, BUT CLAIRE MIGHT RESPECT IT MORE IF TIFF IS
HONEST WITH HER NOW, VERSUS AFTER SHE SEND HER PACKING.
>> IF SHE DOES THAT, NEARLY EVERYONE IN THE COOKOUT WILL
WANT TO COME AFTER HER.
NOT ONLY ARE YOU BLOWING UP EVERYTHING IN THIS HOUSE,
AMERICA SEES IS,s TOO.
YOU DON'T WANT THAT.
I'M GLAD TIFFANY IS GOING TO BE NAMING CLAIRE AS THE REPLACEMENT
NOMINEE.
BUT I'M SLIGHTLY CONCERNED ABOUT HOW SHE'S PLANNING ON GOING
ABOUT IT.
IF TIFFANY ISN'T CAREFUL AND PRECISE, WE RUN THE RISK OF
EXPOSING THE COOKOUT WITH ALYSSA STILL HERE, WHEN ALYSSA CAN
STILL COMPETE IN THE NEXT H.O.H.
WHO DO YOU THINK ALYSSA IS GOING TO BE MOST UPSET WITH AND
TARGET, ME?
EXPOSING THE COOKOUT, NOT AN OPTION.
LIKE, THERE ARE JUST THINGS THAT AREN'T AN OPTION.
>> OH, GOD, CLAIRE.
OF COURSE SHE'S GOING TO USE THE VETE ON ON HERSELF.
>> YEAH.
>> SO I'M STRUGGLING.
CLAIRE HAS MY UTMOST RESPECT, SO I AM GOING TO BE AS HONEST WITH
CLAIRE AS I CAN WITHOUT EXPOSING THE COOKOUT.
I STILL WANT HER RESPECT FOR ME, AND I DON'T HAVE TO JEOPARDIZE
THEIR GAME TO BE HONEST WITH MY FRIEND.
MY TARGET THIS WEEK...
WAS ALYSSA.
>> YEAH.
>> BUT GAME ASIDE, MY OWN PERSONAL PREFERENCE, I DON'T
WANT TO BE THE PERSON TO SEND OUT AZAH, CHADDHA, "X," KYLAND,
BIG "D."
I DON'T WANT TO SIT THEM NEXT TO EACH OTHER.
>> YEAH.
>> AND BE THE ONE THAT HAS TO BE THE FIRST PERSON TO SEND ONE OF
THEM OUT.
>> YEAH.
>> AS MUCH AS I WANTED TO RIDE THIS THING OUT WITH YOU, I DON'T
HAVE ANYBODY ELSE TO PUT ON THE BLOCK.
>> YOU'RE GOING TO PUT ME UP?
>> I HAVE TO PUT YOU UP.
>> TIFF, THEY'RE JUST GOING TO VOTE ME OUT.
>> I LOVE YOU TO DEATH.
I HAVE BEEN SO TORN YESTERDAY AND TODAY.
I NEVER WANTED TO BE THE ONE TO PUT YOU IN THIS SITUATION TO GO
ON THE BLOCK.
YOU HAVE BEEN WITH ME SINCE THE VERY BEGINNING.
GAME ASIDE, I KNEW WHEN I CAME INTO THIS HOUSE THAT I DIDN'T
WANT TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR SENDING ANY OF THEM HOME.
BUT IF I PUT ANY OF THEM NEXT TO HIM, I HAVE SEALED SOMEBODY'S
FATE.
AND WHEN THIS GAME IS OVER AND THIS GAME IS DONE, I HAVE TO
STILL BE ABLE TO LOOK APT MYSELF AND BE CONFIDENT AND COMFORTABLE
IN THE WAY I PLAYED THIS GAME.
I CARE ABOUT YOU PROBABLY MORE THAN ANYBODY IN THIS HOUSE.
>> YEAH.
I BELIEVE THAT.
>> I DON'T WANT TO LIE TO YOU.
I WANT TO BE AS HONEST WITH YOU AS I CAN.
>> ARE YOU IN AN ALLIANCE WITH THEM?
>> NO.
WE-- I-- I HAVE MY OWN PERSONAL FEELINGS ABOUT HOW I WANT TO
PLAY THIS GAME.
I'M SO SORRY.
I'M SORRY.
SO SORRY.
>> IT REALLY, REALLY SUCKS, BECAUSE I CAN'T BE THAT MAD AT
HER.
BECAUSE I KNOW... THAT TIFF DOESN'T WANT TO BE PART OF THIS
LONG TRADITION THAT'S HAPPENED IN "BIG BROTHER," WHERE PEOPLE
OF COLOR AND PEOPLE WHO ARE BLACK GO OUT.
AND THEY'RE PUT AGAINST EACH OTHER AND THEY'RE SENT OUT.
I KNOW SO MANY PEOPLE WON'T GET IT.
BUT I GET IT.
AND THAT'S WHY I CAN'T FIGHT HER ON THIS.
>> THIS IS THE HARDEST DECISION I HAVE EVER HAD TO MAKE IN THIS
GAME.
>> YOU HAVE TO DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO, TIFF.
>> I'M SORRY.
>> AND EVEN IF I GO THIS WEEK, I WON'T HOLD IT AGAINST YOU.
>> I HAVE SO MUCH RESPECT FOR YOU.
>> I HAVE SO MUCH RESPECT FOR YOU, TIFF.
>> I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU GO HOME THURSDAY.
I HOPE YOU FIGHT.
>> I WILL.
>> COME OUT GUNS BLAZING.
>> I WILL.
>> YOU HAVE ME IN YOUR CORNER.
>> I KNOW.
I KNOW I DO.
I'M STILL GOING TO FIGHT.
AND THERE MIGHT BE A CHANCE.
IT'S TIME FOR THE VETO MEETING.
THIS IS THE VETO MEETING.
XAVIER AND MYSELF HAVE BEEN NOMINATED FOR EVICTION.
BUT I HAVE THE POWER TO VETO ONE OF THE NOMINATIONS.
I HAVE DECIDED TO USE THE POWER OF VETO ON MYSELF.
TIFFANY, SINCE I JUST VETOED ONE OF YOUR NOMINATIONS FOR
EVICTION, YOU WILL NOW HAVE TO NAME A NEW HOUSEGUEST AS A
REPLACEMENT NOMINEE.
>> THIS IS A VERY DIFFICULT DECISION.
HOWEVER, CLAIRE, I AM CHOOSING TO REPLACE MY NOMINATION WITH
YOU.
>> THIS VETO MEETING IS ADJOURNED.
>> I AM SO PROUD OF MYSELF THAT I WON THE VETO AND GOT MYSELF
OFF THE BLOCK, AND I WANT TO KEEP UP THIS MOMENTUM AND BE
ABLE TO WIN THE NEXT H.O.H., AND I'M SORRY, TIFFANY, YOU SHOULD
BE A LITTLE SCARED.
>> I WANTED TO KEEP CLAIRE SAFE AND REMAIN LOYAL TO THE COOKOUT.
BUT WE CANNOT ALWAYS GET WHAT WE WANT.
NOT EVEN ME.
>> I MAY HAVE GONE ON THE BLOCK LIKE A LAMB, BUT I'M GOING TO GO
UP ON THE LIKE A LION.
AND I'LL GO OUT FIGHTING AND SCRATCHING AND CLAWING AND DOING
WHAT I NEED TO STAY.
>> Announcer: YOU'VE BEEN WAITING ALL SUMMER, AND IT'S
FINALLY HERE-- DOUBLE EVICTION.
WILL THE COOKOUT COMPLETE THEIR MISSION AND MAKE IT TO THE FINAL
SIX?
FIND OUT TOMORROW NIGHT AT 8:00, 7:00 CENTRAL ON "BIG BROTHER"!