[elevator whirring]
[Jean] Remember, you have to focus your concentration.
Don't let your powers control you.
I know it's difficult, but just maintain your discipline.
Okay, ready?
Now, melt them together.
If this doesn't work, I'm not taking the blame.
I told you I wasn't ready for this.
-[Scott over comm] Jean, you there? -Scott?
The professor wants me to remind you Amara can't be late for her first day of high school.
[Jean] I got it covered.
Listen, we're just finishing up her last training exercise.
Now, let's see how you did.
Not bad. Just one little crack.
Then the session was a failure.
No, not at all.
Learning how to handle things that go wrong is part of the training.
You just need to repair it.
-Don't worry. I'll keep us safe. -[rumbling]
Amara, melt that boulder back into place.
I'll-- I'll try.
[dramatic music playing]
[gasps]
[theme music playing]
[Jean] I got it!
-You guys okay? -[Jean] Scott, what'd you do that for?
Fine.
It's a good thing for you girls I was here.
And no need for thanks.
That's what we heroes do, rescue damsels in distress.
-[Jean scoffs] -What?
But what did I do? Tell me.
All right. You were being a--
A guy!
Oh.
I'm sorry?
Scott, I was trying to teach Magma how to handle things that go wrong,
which did not include "looking for a big, strong man to save you."
The nerve.
[groans]
Hey, hey, hey! I'm taking a shower here.
Yeah, the whole town's thrilled. I'm out of mouthwash.
Man, I take one shower a month, and still, I get no privacy.
Here. You dropped the soap.
-[Toad screams] -[explosion]
[Toad] Boom Boom!
You know, Freddie, Mohawks are so last century.
Hey, Lance! Any gas in your Jeep?
[Lance] Yeah, why?
[engine starts]
Hey, she's taking my ride!
[bell rings]
And right over here is your first period class.
Be sure and sit by a window. You can watch the track team sweating.
Trust me, it's worth it.
Well, ciao.
So you and Ann, huh? Nice.
[student 1] Move over.
[students chattering]
[rock music playing on headphones]
Amara!
Hi, Tabitha.
Cool, we got first period together.
How's life with the Geek Squad?
Okay, I guess.
I sort of messed up my training this morning.
Jean's been pushing me too fast, and even though I tell her I'm not ready, she says--
You mean, Miss Jean, "Yes, that's my real color"?
Forget her, Amara. You don't have to take any of that.
I didn't.
Well, yes, but--
Girl, what you need is some R & R, like a good mall crawl.
How about you and me after school? We'll get in touch with our shallow teenage values.
It sounds like fun.
All right!
Now, pay attention.
Here comes the track team.
[bell rings]
[chattering]
[explosions]
-Oh, great. -[Scott] Jean!
Scott, I need to borrow your car.
Amara's with Boom Boom, and I wanna stop her before she does something stupid.
Gotcha. I'll go get her.
Uh, not that you're not capable of doing it yourself, which you are.
Look, Jean, about this morning. I didn't mean--
I know you didn't. It's just that--
Well, it bugs me to always be treated like the weaker sex.
[Duncan] Hey, Jean!
Good news. I got us tickets for the Sadie Hawkins Dance next month.
Excuse me, Duncan, but aren't girls supposed to ask guys to that dance?
Uh, well, yeah, but I figured--
You know, I just don't know what I'd do if I didn't have you guys around
to make my decisions for me.
[Scott whistles]
Whoa. I'm glad she took your keys.
[loud rock music playing over speakers]
♪ Walking on our wild side ♪
♪ Get out of the fire now If you can't stand the heat ♪
Whoa. Did you see that?
-[tires screech] -Did I? Hang on!
Tabitha, slow down!
Forget that! This is way more fun than shopping for shoes!
[laughs]
Hold me, Mommy. Hold me. Pick me up, Mommy.
[tires screeching]
[gasps]
[girl crying]
Huh? Amara, Tabitha, wait!
Tabitha, please! I feel like a pinball!
They're getting away from us. Quick, Amara, melt their tires!
And here's your dessert. Meatball!
[thug 1] Let's get out of here!
Let's go, man.
All right!
[thug 2] What?
-What? -What?
Jean!
[thug 2] This ain't good.
Whoo-hoo! That was awesome! We bagged the baddies and recouped the coupe.
-[sirens wailing nearby] -I'm sure the owner will be real grateful.
Let's let the police handle it from here.
[newsman on TV] The capture of the notorious carjackers was attributed
to a group of mysterious good Samaritans, who disappeared just as police arrived.
The suspects are part of a larger car theft ring operating in Bayville.
Listen, I think we ought to just keep this to ourselves, you know?
Right. I mean, it's not like we'll be doing anything like that again.
[Jean] Exactly.
[rock music playing]
♪ I'm just your sweet next door neighbor ♪
♪ I do what I'm told ♪
♪ And I never cause any trouble ♪
♪ I'm so much more than meets the eye ♪
♪ But there's something that I keep Hidden deep inside ♪
♪ Don't mess with my kind ♪
♪ Don't play with my mind ♪
♪ I'm only a girl, but I can rule the world ♪
♪ Don't put me down Or kick me to the ground ♪
♪ I'll be up in a flash A superhuman blast ♪
♪ I may be out to have a little bit of fun ♪
♪ I've gotta laugh on my own And it's just begun ♪
♪ I got powers that you can't deny ♪
♪ Treat me wrong and I'm gone In the blink of an eye ♪
♪ Don't mess with my kind ♪
♪ Don't play with my mind ♪
♪ I'm only a girl, but I can rule the world ♪
♪ Don't put me down Or kick me to the ground ♪
♪ I'll be up in a flash A superhuman blast ♪
♪ Don't mess with my kind ♪
♪ Don't play with my mind ♪
♪ I'm only a girl, but I can rule the world ♪
♪ Don't put me down Or kick me to the ground ♪
♪ I'll be up in a flash A superhuman blast ♪
And so, in just a few short days, Bayville's crime rate has been literally cut in half,
all due to the mysterious group of female crime fighters
referred to as the "Bayville Sirens."
Chief Rothman, do you have any clue as to the identity of the Sirens?
Uh, not yet, but whoever they may be,
we have no choice but to put a stop to their vigilante activities.
[dramatic music playing]
Wow, those Sirens are awesome.
Some people are even saying they have special powers.
I didn't do it!
Kurt, cancel your plans for tonight.
We got a little secret mission to take care of.
[Toad] Hey, hey, hey! Is nothing sacred?
[Tabitha] Don't get up.
[gargling]
[Toad] That's it! I'm buying you some mouthwash!
[explosion, toilet flushes]
Hey, I wanna talk to you. I woke up like this this morning.
Gee, imagine that.
You know, I was wrong.
You looked a lot better in the Mohawk.
Well, see you.
Good thinking, Lance!
Wouldn't want anyone to steal your ride!
Come back here, you klepto!
The least you could have done was put some gas in the tank!
[Kurt] Blue boy to tracker one. Can you read me?
The pigeons are leaving the roost.
Kurt, I'm right here, and why are you talking like that?
Duck. They're coming this way!
[vehicle approaching]
Hmm.
[horn honking]
Shh!
Come on.
Uh, ladies, we've got company.
Not for long.
They're getting away.
Kitty, phase us through.
I'm on it.
Ah!
Man, we've gotta find a better place to change.
Hey, relax. No one will believe that tollbooth guy.
-[man] My car. -Look!
He's stealing my car!
All right. They're playing our song.
Police!
Yeah, my car was just stolen, and guess who's already on the job?
Yeah, you got it, the Sirens.
Where'd he go?
This is too weird. He just vanished.
Maybe not. Look.
-[chattering] -[tools whirring]
[man] Hey, Jimmy.
It's a chop shop.
They're tearing apart stolen cars for parts.
Then this must be the base for the car theft ring.
Glad you could join the party, girls.
Yeah, we've been expecting you.
Oh, man, it's a trap.
That is so weak.
Yeah, you see, you Sirens have been slowing down our business.
And, uh, the boys are getting a tad irritable about it.
Look, didn't your mother teach you not to pick on girls?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, too bad I never listened to her.
Well, guess what, brain-dead, she was right, and here's why.
[all shouting]
[dramatic music playing]
Whoa.
[explosions]
Did you hear that? It sounded like an explosion.
Look, over there.
It's them. Kurt, get us in.
Come on. What are we waiting for?
No, wait.
I think we better let the girls handle this.
Uh, you didn't see me do that.
[sirens wailing]
Girl power. Don't you just love it?
[cop] All right. Fun's over.
The building is surrounded. There's no way out.
But we're the good guys.
-Or rather, girls. -I know exactly who you are.
You're vigilantes who take the law into your own hands, and you're under arrest.
Oh, yeah?
If you know who we are, then you know to stay out of our way.
No! Uh, we're not gonna fight the police.
Smart girl.
Looks like you put an end to their little enterprise.
Good work.
Look, uh, I'll probably lose my job for this, but I'm gonna let you go.
Really? Cool.
But only if you promise to stop what you've been doing, and I mean now.
It's either that, or I take you in.
Deal.
That leads to a subbasement which should take you down to the city sewers.
-Now get going. -You got it, and, uh, thanks.
By the way, their boss is in the trunk.
Whew.
Warehouse is clear, chief. No sign of those vigilantes.
Hmm. Well, we'll get them next time.
[suspenseful music playing]
Here. You take half.
So, uh...
what you been up to lately?
Scott, we know you were following us.
And, uh, thanks for not coming to the rescue.
I guess we took the whole "girl power" thing a little too far.
[chuckles] Sure was a blast, though.
I'll bet. Sorry they made you quit.
Yeah.
But, you know, it did feel great to help people with our powers.
I just hope someday we can do it out in the open and be appreciated for it.
Yeah. To someday.
[theme music playing]