1 00:00:01,159 --> 00:00:02,180 [instrumental music] 2 00:00:04,209 --> 00:00:06,206 [theme music] 3 00:00:06,230 --> 00:00:08,145 ♪ Fight the criminals chase the bad guys ♪ 4 00:00:08,169 --> 00:00:10,085 ♪ Save the world fly through the sky ♪ 5 00:00:10,109 --> 00:00:11,220 ♪ Half kid half amazin' ♪ 6 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:13,116 ♪ Okay Static Shock who you facin' ♪ 7 00:00:13,140 --> 00:00:15,136 ♪ Yeah one zip then you zapped ♪ 8 00:00:15,160 --> 00:00:17,136 ♪ Good against evil get trapped ♪ 9 00:00:17,160 --> 00:00:19,046 ♪ Look in my eyes I got the power ♪ 10 00:00:19,070 --> 00:00:21,015 ♪ Villains run from the static shower ♪ 11 00:00:21,039 --> 00:00:28,046 ♪ Superhero static shock ♪ ♪ Woo woo ♪ 12 00:00:28,070 --> 00:00:29,995 ♪ Criminals get twisted ♪ 13 00:00:30,019 --> 00:00:31,175 ♪ This superhero gifted ♪ 14 00:00:31,199 --> 00:00:33,085 ♪ Bell rings and I'm back in school ♪ 15 00:00:33,109 --> 00:00:35,055 ♪ Nobody know what I do okay ♪ 16 00:00:35,079 --> 00:00:43,079 ♪ Superhero static shock ♪ ♪ Woo woo ♪ 17 00:00:46,009 --> 00:00:47,186 ♪ One zip then you zapped ♪ 18 00:00:47,210 --> 00:00:49,116 ♪ Good against evil get trapped ♪ 19 00:00:49,140 --> 00:00:51,025 ♪ Look in my eyes I've got the power ♪ 20 00:00:51,049 --> 00:00:53,015 ♪ Villains run from the static shower ♪ 21 00:00:53,039 --> 00:00:54,229 ♪ Criminals get twisted ♪ 22 00:00:55,009 --> 00:00:56,146 ♪ This superhero gifted ♪ 23 00:00:56,170 --> 00:00:58,025 ♪ The bell rings and I'm back in school ♪ 24 00:00:58,049 --> 00:01:00,055 ♪ Nobody know what I do okay ♪ 25 00:01:00,079 --> 00:01:03,060 ♪ Superhero static shock ♪♪ 26 00:01:05,090 --> 00:01:08,099 [upbeat music] 27 00:01:10,120 --> 00:01:13,156 (Richie) 'A private jet to LA? A limo to pick us up?' 28 00:01:13,180 --> 00:01:15,995 VIP seats for the all-star game? 29 00:01:16,019 --> 00:01:18,995 [laughs] V, this is the bomb! 30 00:01:19,019 --> 00:01:21,096 Hey, thank my pops, he's the one who helped 31 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:23,105 to raise all that money for the charity fund. 32 00:01:23,129 --> 00:01:25,186 Virgil, I'm gonna let you two go straight to the arena 33 00:01:25,210 --> 00:01:28,116 while I get us checked into the hotel. 34 00:01:28,140 --> 00:01:30,019 - Whoa, look! - Oh! 35 00:01:31,150 --> 00:01:34,066 (Richie) 'Man, nothing in this town is real.' 36 00:01:34,090 --> 00:01:35,996 [crackling] 37 00:01:36,020 --> 00:01:38,150 [intense music] 38 00:01:44,099 --> 00:01:46,219 [screeching] 39 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:50,009 [upbeat music] 40 00:01:51,229 --> 00:01:53,079 [both gasp] 41 00:01:56,079 --> 00:01:58,045 ♪ Hey yo yo get up ♪ 42 00:01:58,069 --> 00:02:01,045 ♪ Put me in the change in the truck ♪ 43 00:02:01,069 --> 00:02:04,135 Three words. A-maz-ing. 44 00:02:04,159 --> 00:02:07,105 ♪ I sound like this so nah why you wearing those things? ♪ 45 00:02:07,129 --> 00:02:09,105 ♪ Get your own ish done ♪♪ 46 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:11,000 Nice hands. 47 00:02:12,189 --> 00:02:14,105 I'm just tired of dragging your sorry butt 48 00:02:14,129 --> 00:02:16,006 up and down this court. 49 00:02:16,030 --> 00:02:17,126 How about McGrady? 50 00:02:17,150 --> 00:02:19,026 He's all talk, no shoot. 51 00:02:19,050 --> 00:02:21,205 Hey, what are you flapping on about? 52 00:02:21,229 --> 00:02:24,195 I made my last six shots, yo-yo. 53 00:02:24,219 --> 00:02:26,146 That's yao-yo. 54 00:02:26,170 --> 00:02:29,000 Um, here's your ball back. 55 00:02:30,229 --> 00:02:33,126 Thanks. And who are you guys? 56 00:02:33,150 --> 00:02:35,205 - Virgil Hawkins. - Richie Foley. 57 00:02:35,229 --> 00:02:39,146 - Pleased to meet you. I'm... - "The Mailman" Karl Malone. 58 00:02:39,170 --> 00:02:41,159 And you're Tracy McGrady.. 59 00:02:43,060 --> 00:02:45,195 Yao Ming and Steve Nash. 60 00:02:45,219 --> 00:02:47,219 We are huge fans! 61 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,055 Super mega huge! 62 00:02:50,079 --> 00:02:53,036 Well, can't have our super mega huge fans visit 63 00:02:53,060 --> 00:02:54,175 and go home empty-handed. 64 00:02:54,199 --> 00:02:57,229 How'd you guys like an official all-star basketball? 65 00:02:58,009 --> 00:02:59,115 - Us? - No. 66 00:02:59,139 --> 00:03:02,000 - Definitely. Yes! - Yes! 67 00:03:03,120 --> 00:03:05,110 Would you guys please sign it? 68 00:03:07,189 --> 00:03:09,026 Hey! What's the deal? 69 00:03:09,050 --> 00:03:10,169 You broke the ball. 70 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:15,105 Hey, I saved for two months to buy these kicks. 71 00:03:15,129 --> 00:03:17,036 Everything's disintegrating! 72 00:03:17,060 --> 00:03:18,086 No. 73 00:03:18,110 --> 00:03:20,156 'Just everything made of rubber.' 74 00:03:20,180 --> 00:03:23,135 crack Mr. Malone, do you know.. 75 00:03:23,159 --> 00:03:25,030 Where'd they go? 76 00:03:25,219 --> 00:03:27,126 V, you don't think? 77 00:03:27,150 --> 00:03:29,036 Richie, get real. 78 00:03:29,060 --> 00:03:31,050 Come on. Let's see what's going on. 79 00:03:31,219 --> 00:03:33,066 [tires screeching] 80 00:03:33,090 --> 00:03:36,009 [horns blaring] 81 00:03:37,210 --> 00:03:39,165 Man, the city's stopped. 82 00:03:39,189 --> 00:03:41,146 Not even the cops can get through. 83 00:03:41,170 --> 00:03:43,195 Maybe that's the idea. 84 00:03:43,219 --> 00:03:45,026 Backpack got something? 85 00:03:45,050 --> 00:03:47,026 He's sensing increased abnormal transformations 86 00:03:47,050 --> 00:03:49,205 of base compounds on a molecular level. 87 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:52,105 - In English? - Nanites. 88 00:03:52,129 --> 00:03:53,146 That's English? 89 00:03:53,170 --> 00:03:55,066 Nanites are microscopic machines 90 00:03:55,090 --> 00:03:57,195 that can reconstruct one material form into another. 91 00:03:57,219 --> 00:03:59,099 Where are they coming from? 92 00:04:00,169 --> 00:04:03,135 The source is... that way. 93 00:04:03,159 --> 00:04:05,120 Whoosh 94 00:04:07,009 --> 00:04:10,020 [train horn blaring] 95 00:04:15,050 --> 00:04:16,165 [horn honking] 96 00:04:16,189 --> 00:04:19,199 [dramatic music] 97 00:04:30,110 --> 00:04:33,060 [men screaming] 98 00:04:37,069 --> 00:04:41,115 Whoosh whoosh - Don't tell me. - Yup. 99 00:04:41,139 --> 00:04:45,045 'Backpack's sensors show that it's made entirely of nanites.' 100 00:04:45,069 --> 00:04:47,115 I told you not to tell me. 101 00:04:47,139 --> 00:04:48,619 That thing's billions of little robots 102 00:04:49,009 --> 00:04:50,105 all squished into one. 103 00:04:50,129 --> 00:04:54,000 Kind of like a gigantic beehive without the hive. 104 00:04:57,069 --> 00:04:58,100 Thud 105 00:05:02,079 --> 00:05:04,076 [both scream] 106 00:05:04,100 --> 00:05:07,076 Let's put this mountain of nanites on the right track. 107 00:05:07,100 --> 00:05:09,009 [upbeat music] 108 00:05:10,209 --> 00:05:12,120 [beeping] 109 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:16,079 [crackling] 110 00:05:17,009 --> 00:05:18,060 [grunts] 111 00:05:20,050 --> 00:05:21,110 We're getting to it. 112 00:05:25,110 --> 00:05:26,185 Or maybe not. 113 00:05:26,209 --> 00:05:28,050 [grunts] 114 00:05:30,029 --> 00:05:31,079 [grunts] 115 00:05:32,079 --> 00:05:33,220 Boom. 116 00:05:35,050 --> 00:05:36,110 Uh-oh. 117 00:05:37,050 --> 00:05:38,159 [Static gasps] 118 00:05:40,110 --> 00:05:42,125 I think we're having one of those days. 119 00:05:42,149 --> 00:05:44,016 I'll hold 'em off. 120 00:05:44,040 --> 00:05:46,189 Guess I'll sumo wrestle with Godzilla. 121 00:05:48,199 --> 00:05:51,005 Swish swish. 122 00:05:51,029 --> 00:05:53,026 Yo, metal heads! I'm warning you. 123 00:05:53,050 --> 00:05:54,995 Back off or you're gonna force me to.. 124 00:05:55,019 --> 00:05:57,026 W.. Whoa! Whoa! 125 00:05:57,050 --> 00:05:59,110 Chill, man, we're on your side. 126 00:06:00,209 --> 00:06:04,009 Oh, yeah? Well, then, I'm gonna need to see some ID. 127 00:06:04,199 --> 00:06:06,019 [grunts] 128 00:06:07,189 --> 00:06:10,019 (Point Man) Time for a full-court press, guys. 129 00:06:12,199 --> 00:06:14,040 Look out! 130 00:06:14,220 --> 00:06:16,156 That was close! 131 00:06:16,180 --> 00:06:17,209 [gasps] 132 00:06:18,139 --> 00:06:19,175 [all gasp] 133 00:06:19,199 --> 00:06:25,120 Crackle crackle [grunting] 134 00:06:27,060 --> 00:06:29,115 [people screaming] 135 00:06:29,139 --> 00:06:30,199 Thud 136 00:06:32,180 --> 00:06:35,199 [people cheering] 137 00:06:37,180 --> 00:06:39,086 [pants] 138 00:06:39,110 --> 00:06:41,189 That was heavy. 139 00:06:42,220 --> 00:06:44,995 [upbeat music] 140 00:06:45,019 --> 00:06:47,105 [whirring] 141 00:06:47,129 --> 00:06:48,180 Slam 142 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:56,060 [grunts] 143 00:06:58,159 --> 00:06:59,196 [grunts] 144 00:06:59,220 --> 00:07:04,139 Crash whoosh. 145 00:07:06,060 --> 00:07:08,199 Thanks for letting me take your boxcar for a spin. 146 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:11,160 I'll tie him up. 147 00:07:15,019 --> 00:07:18,110 Splat Hold him steady. 148 00:07:21,089 --> 00:07:22,160 Boom. 149 00:07:23,199 --> 00:07:25,129 These guys are good. 150 00:07:27,199 --> 00:07:29,000 Aah! 151 00:07:29,189 --> 00:07:31,060 [both groaning] 152 00:07:34,209 --> 00:07:39,005 Hey! Hands off the merchandise, you nanite kleptomaniac! 153 00:07:39,029 --> 00:07:40,175 [grunting] 154 00:07:40,199 --> 00:07:42,120 Crackle crackle 155 00:07:43,180 --> 00:07:45,175 [groaning] 156 00:07:45,199 --> 00:07:47,090 Static's down! 157 00:07:49,110 --> 00:07:50,199 [Static groans] 158 00:07:52,050 --> 00:07:54,196 [grunts] Let me go! What are you.. 159 00:07:54,220 --> 00:07:56,079 'Help!' 160 00:08:00,029 --> 00:08:02,136 [groaning] 161 00:08:02,160 --> 00:08:05,045 - Where's Gear? - In that tornado. 162 00:08:05,069 --> 00:08:06,629 And I don't think he's on his way to Oz. 163 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:09,026 But don't sweat it, Static, we'll find him. 164 00:08:09,050 --> 00:08:11,019 Just who are you guys anyway? 165 00:08:12,050 --> 00:08:15,165 Karl Malone. Code name, Pulverizer. 166 00:08:15,189 --> 00:08:17,045 Point Man. 167 00:08:17,069 --> 00:08:18,189 Center Force. 168 00:08:19,230 --> 00:08:21,149 Spin Drive. 169 00:08:22,110 --> 00:08:23,995 We're the Hoop Squad. 170 00:08:24,019 --> 00:08:25,170 [upbeat music] 171 00:08:32,059 --> 00:08:34,035 I need to rescue Gear. 172 00:08:34,059 --> 00:08:36,005 (Karl) That's why we're here. We're going to help you. 173 00:08:36,029 --> 00:08:39,015 (Steve) As you can see, we've been recruited for hero duty. 174 00:08:39,039 --> 00:08:40,015 I don't get it. 175 00:08:40,039 --> 00:08:42,025 How did basketball superstars 176 00:08:42,049 --> 00:08:43,135 end up as superheroes? 177 00:08:43,159 --> 00:08:45,125 Who else has the right mix of strength and skills 178 00:08:45,149 --> 00:08:48,059 to operate these bio-enhancer suits? 179 00:08:50,220 --> 00:08:52,059 Clang. 180 00:08:54,210 --> 00:08:56,190 Pretty small crib. 181 00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:05,230 Wow! Look at all these cool toys. 182 00:09:06,009 --> 00:09:09,029 [instrumental music] 183 00:09:12,029 --> 00:09:14,025 These cool toys as you call them 184 00:09:14,049 --> 00:09:16,025 are necessary in order to overcome.. 185 00:09:16,049 --> 00:09:19,025 The dangers similar to the one you faced earlier. 186 00:09:19,049 --> 00:09:20,206 Static, this is Mason Andrew. 187 00:09:20,230 --> 00:09:23,995 'He's the main contact between the Hoop Squad and the NBA.' 188 00:09:24,019 --> 00:09:25,076 You're a sports agent? 189 00:09:25,100 --> 00:09:28,155 I'm with the National Biotech Authority. 190 00:09:28,179 --> 00:09:30,096 Okay, that's a new one to me. 191 00:09:30,120 --> 00:09:33,096 It's a secret organization dedicated to preserving... 192 00:09:33,120 --> 00:09:35,169 World peace and stability. 193 00:09:36,230 --> 00:09:38,196 This is his creation, La Gata. 194 00:09:38,220 --> 00:09:41,005 She's got his brain and a little extra. 195 00:09:41,029 --> 00:09:45,005 She built our bio-enhancer suits based on Mason's design. 196 00:09:45,029 --> 00:09:46,046 Awesome. 197 00:09:46,070 --> 00:09:48,196 But isn't all this ultra top secret? 198 00:09:48,220 --> 00:09:50,076 Of course. 199 00:09:50,100 --> 00:09:51,166 Then why show it to me? 200 00:09:51,190 --> 00:09:53,056 With your special powers 201 00:09:53,080 --> 00:09:54,480 we're hoping you can help us stop... 202 00:09:55,009 --> 00:09:58,995 - Dr. Odium. - Dr. Odium? 203 00:09:59,019 --> 00:10:01,135 The scientist who created the creature that kidnapped Gear. 204 00:10:01,159 --> 00:10:03,035 He used to work for us as a... 205 00:10:03,059 --> 00:10:05,015 Bio-technical artificial +intelligence 206 00:10:05,039 --> 00:10:06,115 and robotics expert. 207 00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:09,035 - Please don't interrupt. - Sorry. 208 00:10:09,059 --> 00:10:11,145 - Odium's specialty was... - Nanites. 209 00:10:11,169 --> 00:10:12,166 [groans] 210 00:10:12,190 --> 00:10:15,210 Oh. Not another word. Go ahead. 211 00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:19,166 He was brilliant, but he... 212 00:10:19,190 --> 00:10:20,995 - +Felt we... - We're holding... 213 00:10:21,019 --> 00:10:22,995 - Him... - Back! 214 00:10:23,019 --> 00:10:24,155 Do they always act like this? 215 00:10:24,179 --> 00:10:25,196 Only when they're together. 216 00:10:25,220 --> 00:10:28,066 - Are they ever apart? - Never. 217 00:10:28,090 --> 00:10:31,005 Odium wanted to experiment on humans. 218 00:10:31,029 --> 00:10:32,176 When the government turned him down, he was... 219 00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:35,220 Sacked, canned, 86'd. 220 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,120 [groans] 221 00:10:38,230 --> 00:10:42,005 We got this tape an hour ago. 222 00:10:42,029 --> 00:10:46,135 Well, Mason, I hope I now have your attention. 223 00:10:46,159 --> 00:10:49,056 I want $100 million in two hours 224 00:10:49,080 --> 00:10:51,196 or I'll release +my nanites again. 225 00:10:51,220 --> 00:10:56,015 +Only this time, they'll destroy the entire West Coast. 226 00:10:56,039 --> 00:10:58,995 My nanites are controllable, Mason. 227 00:10:59,019 --> 00:11:02,166 Just as I told you. Watch my little babies. 228 00:11:02,190 --> 00:11:05,169 Beep [rumbling] 229 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:17,176 +He sure mastered the shake, rattle, and roll. 230 00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:20,220 One hundred million. Two hours. 231 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:22,019 Ciao. 232 00:11:23,110 --> 00:11:24,230 But this part of the country 233 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,760 is like one big earthquake waiting to happen. 234 00:11:27,009 --> 00:11:28,076 [speaking in foreign language] 235 00:11:28,100 --> 00:11:30,135 I mean, correct. 236 00:11:30,159 --> 00:11:32,066 This Odium guy's insane. 237 00:11:32,090 --> 00:11:34,096 [speaking in foreign language] 238 00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:38,135 Countless tiny robots built to my exact specifications. 239 00:11:38,159 --> 00:11:40,096 Impressive, wouldn't you say? 240 00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:42,186 [groaning] What do you care what I say? 241 00:11:42,210 --> 00:11:44,115 And why show me any pf this, anyway? 242 00:11:44,139 --> 00:11:46,176 I'm not gonna run for +president of your fan club. 243 00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:48,145 You're obviously a bright boy. 244 00:11:48,169 --> 00:11:50,176 I thought you, of all people 245 00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:52,206 +might appreciate what I've done. 246 00:11:52,230 --> 00:11:55,145 You know, I see a lot of me in you. 247 00:11:55,169 --> 00:11:58,155 The problem is I don't like me. 248 00:11:58,179 --> 00:12:01,169 [groans] That makes two of us. 249 00:12:04,090 --> 00:12:07,025 You'll never get away if static finds you. 250 00:12:07,049 --> 00:12:08,149 [grunting] 251 00:12:12,230 --> 00:12:16,025 Well, thanks to you, he will. 252 00:12:16,049 --> 00:12:18,155 And hopefully he'll bring his new friends 253 00:12:18,179 --> 00:12:21,000 the Hoop Squad with him. 254 00:12:25,149 --> 00:12:27,200 [instrumental music] 255 00:12:32,169 --> 00:12:34,015 [cell phone rings] 256 00:12:34,039 --> 00:12:35,166 - Yo. - McGrady. 257 00:12:35,190 --> 00:12:36,196 [speaking in foreign language] 258 00:12:36,220 --> 00:12:38,070 [cell phone rings] 259 00:12:41,009 --> 00:12:42,115 It's mine. 260 00:12:42,139 --> 00:12:43,230 - Hello? - 'Virgil.' 261 00:12:44,009 --> 00:12:47,015 +Pops! Um, hi. Where are you? 262 00:12:47,039 --> 00:12:48,995 I'm at the hotel. +Where are you? 263 00:12:49,019 --> 00:12:52,190 Where am I? Um, well, see, I.. 264 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:57,035 Hey, Mr. Hawkins? Karl Malone here. 265 00:12:57,059 --> 00:13:00,076 - +Karl Malone? The Karl Malone? - Uh-huh. 266 00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:01,206 Listen, Virg +is hanging out with me 267 00:13:01,230 --> 00:13:04,056 and a couple of the players, is that okay with you? 268 00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:07,015 My Virgil, hanging with the Mailman? 269 00:13:07,039 --> 00:13:08,096 Well, sure, it's okay. 270 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:10,035 It's great! It's better than great. 271 00:13:10,059 --> 00:13:11,995 - It's spectacular! - 'Cool.' 272 00:13:12,019 --> 00:13:13,206 We'll have +him and Richard +back at the hotel 273 00:13:13,230 --> 00:13:15,166 as soon as we can. 274 00:13:15,190 --> 00:13:17,005 (Mr. Hawkins) 'I just wanna say that I've always' 275 00:13:17,029 --> 00:13:18,046 'admired your moves on... ' 276 00:13:18,070 --> 00:13:19,046 That's great, Mr. Hawkins. 277 00:13:19,070 --> 00:13:22,166 - See ya. - Thanks. 278 00:13:22,190 --> 00:13:24,196 It's not easy, having to make stuff up all the time. 279 00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:25,206 [buzzer] 280 00:13:25,230 --> 00:13:27,125 Gear! 281 00:13:27,149 --> 00:13:29,076 (Odium imitating Gear) 'Static, you gotta get me out of here.' 282 00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:31,096 'This Odium guy is totally out of control.' 283 00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:33,096 I feel ya, man. Where are you? 284 00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:35,800 (Odium imitating Gear) 'I don't know, I'll keep this connection open' 285 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,115 'so you can trace me.' 286 00:13:37,139 --> 00:13:40,015 - Hang on, bro. - +Okay. Hurry! 287 00:13:40,039 --> 00:13:42,015 [Gear grunting] 288 00:13:42,039 --> 00:13:45,155 Sadly, they will follow your trail 289 00:13:45,179 --> 00:13:49,125 but to the wrong location. 290 00:13:49,149 --> 00:13:51,169 [instrumental music] 291 00:13:59,019 --> 00:14:01,049 He's somewhere around here, guys. 292 00:14:05,029 --> 00:14:07,129 Hey, I'm picking up the signal in there. 293 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,210 [electricity crackling] 294 00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:22,220 Hold it. This is Gear's shockbox. 295 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,076 Then where's Gear? 296 00:14:24,100 --> 00:14:26,025 I think I smell a trap. 297 00:14:26,049 --> 00:14:28,059 [dramatic music] 298 00:14:30,090 --> 00:14:32,139 I think they smell food. 299 00:14:36,019 --> 00:14:37,176 [instrumental music] 300 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:39,220 - Stay back. I'll zap 'em! - Too many. 301 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,220 You'll +run out of juice before they run out of nanites. 302 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:46,015 Then the only way to go is up. 303 00:14:46,039 --> 00:14:47,145 That's 20 feet +of solid concrete 304 00:14:47,169 --> 00:14:48,196 you want us to punch through. 305 00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:51,200 - Uh-huh. - You heard the man. 306 00:14:57,210 --> 00:14:59,200 [whirring] 307 00:15:06,129 --> 00:15:08,076 Cover your ears. 308 00:15:08,100 --> 00:15:10,056 [wind gusting] 309 00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:12,230 - That won't hold it for long. - What? 310 00:15:13,009 --> 00:15:15,159 [instrumental music] 311 00:15:18,129 --> 00:15:20,015 Allow me to make a point. 312 00:15:20,039 --> 00:15:21,129 [explosion] 313 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,029 [gasps] 314 00:15:29,230 --> 00:15:31,995 That's the strongest magnetic field I've got. 315 00:15:32,019 --> 00:15:34,015 +Maybe they changed the molecular structure 316 00:15:34,039 --> 00:15:35,279 so magnetism doesn't affect it. 317 00:15:36,009 --> 00:15:37,100 They can do that? 318 00:15:38,059 --> 00:15:40,039 [groaning] 319 00:15:50,129 --> 00:15:53,210 Splash [yelling] 320 00:15:58,049 --> 00:16:02,009 - Onward and upward. - Argh, here we go! 321 00:16:04,210 --> 00:16:06,149 [electricity crackles] 322 00:16:08,129 --> 00:16:11,000 [all groaning] 323 00:16:12,090 --> 00:16:14,196 - Everybody cool? - Oh, man! 324 00:16:14,220 --> 00:16:18,206 Guys, you all know our newest member, Water Boy. 325 00:16:18,230 --> 00:16:21,995 Hey! Stop! I'm just kidding. 326 00:16:22,019 --> 00:16:25,115 - You okay? - Yeah, but I wasn't much help. 327 00:16:25,139 --> 00:16:27,230 This is team play, Static. We all do what we can. 328 00:16:28,009 --> 00:16:32,005 It's that way playing basketball or saving the world. 329 00:16:32,029 --> 00:16:33,125 I hate to break up this little party 330 00:16:33,149 --> 00:16:35,015 but we still have to find Gear. 331 00:16:35,039 --> 00:16:38,066 And try to keep Odium from starting an earthquake. 332 00:16:38,090 --> 00:16:40,176 Hey, I just did a La Gata. 333 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,220 Beep beep beep. 334 00:16:42,009 --> 00:16:43,125 Men, La Gata's picked up 335 00:16:43,149 --> 00:16:45,105 increased abnormal +transformations 336 00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:47,096 of base compounds +on a molecular level... 337 00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:50,169 Over the abandoned oil +fields in north Los Angeles. 338 00:16:51,210 --> 00:16:53,125 That's nanite activity. 339 00:16:53,149 --> 00:16:57,015 Hmm, you are very smart for a short person. 340 00:16:57,039 --> 00:16:58,176 Those oil fields were abandoned 341 00:16:58,200 --> 00:17:01,155 +because they were too close to the earthquake fault system. 342 00:17:01,179 --> 00:17:04,106 - Finally! No interrupt... - That's it! 343 00:17:04,130 --> 00:17:07,055 You know the giant compressor the robot was stealing? 344 00:17:07,079 --> 00:17:09,035 What if Odium needs it to pump his nanites 345 00:17:09,059 --> 00:17:10,176 down through the well shafts? 346 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:13,065 That kind of activity could trigger huge earthquakes. 347 00:17:13,089 --> 00:17:14,186 All that will be left of LA 348 00:17:14,210 --> 00:17:16,085 and the West Coast is a great big... 349 00:17:16,109 --> 00:17:17,150 Nothing! 350 00:17:19,109 --> 00:17:21,119 [dramatic music] 351 00:17:26,190 --> 00:17:30,150 And so begins your journey to the earth's crust. 352 00:17:31,099 --> 00:17:33,109 [creaking] 353 00:17:37,089 --> 00:17:39,019 I hope everyone's hungry. 354 00:17:43,170 --> 00:17:45,186 Step away from the compressor. 355 00:17:45,210 --> 00:17:48,075 Do like he says, man, or we're gonna whup you so bad 356 00:17:48,099 --> 00:17:49,176 you're gonna need +plastic surgery 357 00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:53,009 'just so folks could call you ugly. 358 00:18:00,220 --> 00:18:03,065 Odium's a machine? 359 00:18:03,089 --> 00:18:05,176 Now that's pretty weird, even for LA. 360 00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:06,995 Yet true. 361 00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:08,166 I have imprinted my personality 362 00:18:08,190 --> 00:18:10,045 on this nanite entity. 363 00:18:10,069 --> 00:18:12,116 Either way, you're going down. 364 00:18:12,140 --> 00:18:14,065 Don't be ridiculous. 365 00:18:14,089 --> 00:18:17,075 There's nothing the Hoop Squad can do. 366 00:18:17,099 --> 00:18:19,019 Guess that's where I come in. 367 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,196 Keep away from there, you! 368 00:18:22,220 --> 00:18:24,130 [groaning] 369 00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:29,049 Bam 370 00:18:33,019 --> 00:18:35,190 [grunting] 371 00:18:38,099 --> 00:18:40,119 Gotta reverse this pump. 372 00:18:47,089 --> 00:18:48,190 +(Odium) 'Stop!' 373 00:18:51,069 --> 00:18:53,085 Those tanks will explode. 374 00:18:53,109 --> 00:18:55,065 That's the general idea. 375 00:18:55,089 --> 00:18:56,176 Wanna take the final shot? 376 00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:58,000 It's what I do best. 377 00:19:02,009 --> 00:19:03,150 [explosion] 378 00:19:15,190 --> 00:19:18,116 [instrumental music] 379 00:19:18,140 --> 00:19:19,206 [phone rings] 380 00:19:19,230 --> 00:19:22,055 Gear? Is it really you this time? 381 00:19:22,079 --> 00:19:23,176 Live and in person. 382 00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:25,055 I finally managed to get free 383 00:19:25,079 --> 00:19:26,359 with a little help from backpack. 384 00:19:27,009 --> 00:19:28,156 And sorry I wasn't there for the fireworks, bro 385 00:19:28,180 --> 00:19:31,095 but I watched it all on Odium's surveillance system. 386 00:19:31,119 --> 00:19:33,065 Any idea where Dr. Odium is? 387 00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:34,116 'The real one, I mean?' 388 00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:35,196 Right in front of me. 389 00:19:35,220 --> 00:19:37,995 Now that his nanite version's gone blooey 390 00:19:38,019 --> 00:19:40,025 I'll give him an early wake-up call. 391 00:19:40,049 --> 00:19:42,005 [groans] 392 00:19:42,029 --> 00:19:43,116 +Keep him on ice till we get there 393 00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:44,420 and tell him the Hoop Squad says 394 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,065 +his career has been.. 395 00:19:46,089 --> 00:19:48,009 +(all) Rejected! 396 00:19:52,009 --> 00:19:54,130 [audience cheering] 397 00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:02,095 Way to go, Point Man! 398 00:20:02,119 --> 00:20:04,045 Yeah! Get it up to pulverizer! 399 00:20:04,069 --> 00:20:06,136 Point Man? Pulverizer? 400 00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:08,085 Boys, who are you talking about? 401 00:20:08,109 --> 00:20:10,106 [chuckles] Oh, those are just new nicknames 402 00:20:10,130 --> 00:20:12,106 that Rich and I made up for some of the players. 403 00:20:12,130 --> 00:20:15,106 Ah, yeah, based on comic book superheroes we like. 404 00:20:15,130 --> 00:20:19,075 Boys, these are ballplayers, not superheroes. 405 00:20:19,099 --> 00:20:20,156 Right, pops. 406 00:20:20,180 --> 00:20:22,186 I guess they just seem that way to us. 407 00:20:22,210 --> 00:20:25,180 [audience cheering] 408 00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:37,220 [theme music]