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[upbeat music]

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♪ I hear the party hear
the party come on holler ♪

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♪ We should be dancin'
should be rocking ♪♪

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[indistinct chatter]

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Boom [screaming]

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What do you think?

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(Static) 'Well, the shoes
are a little last season.'

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Static! Where did you come from?

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We're havin' a white
sale on the fifth floor.

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You'd think the bad
guys would know

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about silent alarms by now.

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That's us. Silent but alarming.

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(Static) 'Look out!
She's gassing.'

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[whooshing]

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Shall we?

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♪ Hey you got the sway
don't go look away ♪

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Well, that's one down.

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You'll learn not
to disturb a woman

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when she's out shopping.

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[groans]

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Takin' "shop till you drop"

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a little too literally,
don't you think?

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[groans]

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'Uh-oh, gas leak. How
do we contain her?'

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♪ Get out of my face ♪

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♪ Take a word of advice ♪

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♪ Get a move fast
you gotta be places ♪

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♪ Make a move make a move ♪

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[grunts]

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♪ Make a move make a move ♪

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♪ Hey get out of the space ♪

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♪ Don't look back
no time to waste ♪♪

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Say it loud. We
bad and we proud!

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You know, I always
knew being a superhero

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would give you a big
head, but that is ridiculous.

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(Static) 'Hey, it's me!'

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' "Coming soon, Heroes"'

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'"a Bernie Rast production..'

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'... starring Static."'

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Looks like you got
your own TV show.

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Since when?

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[theme song]

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♪ Fight the criminals
chase the bad guys ♪

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♪ Save the world
fly through the sky ♪

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♪ Half kid half amazing okay ♪

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♪ Static Shock's
who you're facing ♪

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♪ Yeah one zip then you zapped ♪

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♪ Good against
evil get trapped ♪

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♪ Look in my eyes
I've got the power ♪

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♪ Villains run from
static shower ♪

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♪ Superhero Static Shock ♪
♪ Woo woo ♪

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♪ Criminals get twisted ♪

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♪ This superhero gifted ♪

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♪ The bell rings and
I'm back in school ♪

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♪ Nobody know what I do okay ♪

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♪ Superhero Static Shock ♪
♪ Woo woo ♪

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♪ One zip then you zapped ♪

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♪ Good against
evil get trapped ♪

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♪ Look in my eyes
I've got the power ♪

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♪ Villains run from
static shower ♪

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♪ Criminals get twisted ♪

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♪ This superhero gifted ♪

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♪ The bell rings and
I'm back in school ♪

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♪ Nobody know what I do okay ♪

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♪ Superhero Static Shock ♪♪

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(Rast) 'I just gotta
dot a couple of I's'

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and cross some T's, baby,
and Static's as good as in.

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Now, tell that pretty
wife of yours I said hello

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and we'll do lunch
next week, alright.

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♪ Do believe whatever you
perceive you can achieve ♪

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Is this soy milk in here?

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I, um, ordered it with soy.

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But you didn't
personally witness them

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pour the soy milk
into my coffee?

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Well, I-I, um...

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Take this back and this
time make sure it's soy milk!

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Even if it means climbing
behind the counter

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and pouring it yourself.
Got that, Bradley?

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- It's Brandon..
- Whatever.

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♪ Love love could be love ♪

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♪ Don't get satisfied
don't think twice ♪♪

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Um, M-mr. Rast, I-I
was just wondering

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if you'd had a chance
to read my script yet?

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Maybe I'll get to
it this weekend.

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Well, uh, see the thing is

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you've-you've been saying
that for the past five months now..

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Look, kid, there are
more important things

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going on around here right now.

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And one of them happens
to be standing in the window.

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[instrumental music]

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[zapping]

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Hey, hey, Static! Just
the man I wanted to see.

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Brian, go get my man
here something to drink.

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Water? Go get him some water.

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Are you making a show about me?

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Not about you. The show is you.

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Baby it's reality TV.

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I've produced shows
about cops, paramedics

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politicians, you name it.

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So, when it came time to
do a show about superheroes

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ha ha guess whose
name came up first?

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- Batman.
- Ah, actually Superman.

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But you were right up
there. People dig you.

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You've got fans all
across the country

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wondering just what
is it that makes you tick

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and we're gonna show them.

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So, you start by putting up ads

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before I even agree to anything?

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Hey, that's just the
way the business works.

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You gotta generate
a little heat, baby.

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A little el-ec-tric-i-tay!

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Ow!

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Sorry, Mr. Rast,
it's not for me.

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Of course not. It's for them.

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'The street kids. The
kids with no future.'

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'They need hope, a role model.'

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Someone like you.

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Even if the show helped
one of them, just one

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wouldn't it be worth it?

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And all you wanna do is follow
me around with your cameras?

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You won't even know we're there.

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I'm bored.

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You're supposed to look bored.

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Yeah, but for how long?

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Rast's paying us ten
bucks an hour. Who cares?

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(Virgil) And Bernie says we'll
hardly even notice they're there.

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They're not bringing their
cameras in here, are they?

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Oh, yeah. They're gonna
film everything we do.

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Even when we go in the bathroom.

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Of course not. Just on patrol.

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Okay, I'm up for it.

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After all my mom said I took
the best yearbook picture.

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Yeah, and how hard can it be?

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It's just us doing what
we do every day, right?

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♪ Precious as stones ♪

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♪ Words can hit home ♪♪

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(male #1) 'We're gonna
need some more glue.'

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I need some dread sheen, stat.

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You're in my light! That's it.

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Give me heroic. Yeah, that's it.

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- More iced tea?
- Love some.

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(male #2) ' Check the
meter. It looks pretty good.'

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I love your mask. It
really sets off your eyes.

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Thank you. I designed it myself.

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Oh, brother, everyone
thinks they're a star.

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What's all this?

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This here's your optic camera.

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And that guy there's
the microphone.

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They're powered by
this transmission box.

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Make sure this
guy's on all the time.

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That too much for you, fly boy?

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No problem.

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Hey, ladies and gentlemen

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the co-star of this show!

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- Save it.
- What's wrong?

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The studio guards
wouldn't let me through!

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They thought I
was a delivery boy.

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Chill out, man, you're here
now. Have some iced tea.

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We were supposed to have
started patrol an hour ago.

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(Rast) Hey, hey, hey!

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Ready to make some magic?

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You must be the sidekick.

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The partner.

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Uh-huh, well, it's
about time you got here.

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Just remember, try
not to get between.

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Static and the cameras, okay?

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I thought we wouldn't
even notice the cameras.

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Rast here. Start
the helicopters.

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- Helicopters?
- Helicopters?

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It's show time, boys!

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[zapping]

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It's like going on
patrol with the air force.

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[whirring]

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We're running out
of daylight, boys.

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There's gotta be some
trouble down there. Find it.

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I think I see
someone jaywalking.

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Wait. Backpack's picking
up a police metahuman alert.

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It's about time.

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♪ We got no time
no time to waste ♪

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[panting] Over there.

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(Static) 'Who's that?'

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Never seen him before.

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Well, let's go get acquainted.

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Zoom.

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'I hate to tell you
this, whoever you are'

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but bank hours are
from 9:00 to 5:00.

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You hear that?
Who needs writers?

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You can call me Starburst.

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And as for banking hours,
I've just extended them.

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I'm afraid I'll have
to charge you for that.

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[zapping]

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[evil laughter]

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We'll see how funny
you think this is.

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♪ Little by little gonna
take you down ♪

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♪ Take you down ♪

196
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He's got powers just like yours.

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♪ Step by step
gonna tear you out ♪

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♪ Gonna tear you out ♪

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[laughing]

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♪ Tear you down ♪♪

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I've never done that before.

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Haha!

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(Rast) 'Man, if I were
cutting the show right now'

204
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this would be the perfect
time for a commercial break.

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[zapping]

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Got any ideas how to
take care of this one?

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I thought you were the idea man.

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(Rast) 'Come on,
Static, do something.'

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[whirring]

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We're not shooting a talk show!

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[rumbling]

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♪ Look out ♪♪

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thud What're you doing?

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Gotta give the
public what it wants.

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Anyway, we both
have the same powers.

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How much harm can he do to me?

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[zooming]

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Let's see what
you've got, goldie.

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[yells]

220
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Haha! That's what
I'm talkin' about!

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Bang Smile for the cameras!

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Grr [zapping]

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00:09:02,110 --> 00:09:03,995
[grunts]

224
00:09:04,019 --> 00:09:05,190
Aah!

225
00:09:13,149 --> 00:09:15,159
[buzzing]

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00:09:16,090 --> 00:09:18,159
[whirring]

227
00:09:20,009 --> 00:09:21,086
Static!

228
00:09:21,110 --> 00:09:23,039
You okay, man?

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00:09:24,129 --> 00:09:26,115
Oh, cut!

230
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(Rast) 'So, we
didn't get the scene'

231
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So, you were a little
off today. It happens.

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The important thing is next time

233
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you'll be ready
for this guy, right?

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- You got that right.
- If he shows up again.

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He better show up
again because right now

236
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the show ends with our big star

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crawling out of a pile
of trash and somehow

238
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I don't think that's a
ratings grabber, do you?

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♪ Yeah ♪♪

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[upbeat music]

241
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- Dang!
- Hey, man, relax.

242
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I can't get over how strong
that Starburst guy was!

243
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Every time I amped up my
power he did me one better.

244
00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:03,135
If we'd put our heads
together I'm sure

245
00:10:03,159 --> 00:10:04,995
we would have come
up with something.

246
00:10:05,019 --> 00:10:06,096
What does that mean?

247
00:10:06,120 --> 00:10:08,046
You shouldn't have
gone after him like that.

248
00:10:08,070 --> 00:10:10,056
Well someone had
to do something.

249
00:10:10,080 --> 00:10:12,125
That someone didn't
have to do it all by himself

250
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just to show off
for the cameras.

251
00:10:14,190 --> 00:10:17,220
Oh, I get it. You're jealous
'cause the show's about me.

252
00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,176
I could care less
about the show.

253
00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:21,096
I wish I was never
even part of it.

254
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No one's makin'
you, I was a solo act

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00:10:23,139 --> 00:10:25,210
way before you came along.

256
00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:29,115
Well, if that's how you feel
maybe I shouldn't be involved.

257
00:10:29,139 --> 00:10:31,070
Tell Rast I quit.

258
00:10:34,110 --> 00:10:35,166
[zooming]

259
00:10:35,190 --> 00:10:38,210
[melancholic music]

260
00:10:41,019 --> 00:10:46,046
♪ Hey yeah ♪

261
00:10:46,070 --> 00:10:48,120
♪ Hey yeah yeah ♪♪

262
00:10:50,190 --> 00:10:52,086
The sidekick's late again, huh?

263
00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:54,096
I don't think he's coming.

264
00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:57,015
Ooh, all the better. I was
gonna cut around him anyway.

265
00:10:57,039 --> 00:10:59,125
So, you ready to
take on Starburst?

266
00:10:59,149 --> 00:11:02,035
- I guess so.
- Come on, kid.

267
00:11:02,059 --> 00:11:04,086
We need a big
performance from you.

268
00:11:04,110 --> 00:11:06,206
The show as they say must go on.

269
00:11:06,230 --> 00:11:08,995
[zooming]

270
00:11:09,019 --> 00:11:12,029
[upbeat music]

271
00:11:12,169 --> 00:11:14,139
[whirring]

272
00:11:16,190 --> 00:11:18,080
Boom.

273
00:11:20,179 --> 00:11:22,159
That's gotta be him.

274
00:11:23,169 --> 00:11:25,179
[screaming]

275
00:11:28,139 --> 00:11:30,076
- Aah!
- No!

276
00:11:30,100 --> 00:11:31,176
- Oh, no!
- No!

277
00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:33,186
[shattering]

278
00:11:33,210 --> 00:11:35,070
Thud

279
00:11:38,009 --> 00:11:40,056
[zapping]

280
00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:42,035
(Static) 'Movin' up
from ATMs, huh?'

281
00:11:42,059 --> 00:11:44,066
Aah! Not you again!

282
00:11:44,090 --> 00:11:48,135
Aw, come on, goldie, is
that all the welcome I get?

283
00:11:48,159 --> 00:11:51,120
I'm starting to feel like you
don't value our time together.

284
00:11:52,210 --> 00:11:55,135
'Then again, maybe I'm wrong.'

285
00:11:55,159 --> 00:11:58,149
Stay on him. Whoo! This is
better than a freeway chase.

286
00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:03,196
[dramatic music]

287
00:12:03,220 --> 00:12:06,230
[whirring]

288
00:12:08,129 --> 00:12:10,086
♪ Little by little gonna
take you down ♪

289
00:12:10,110 --> 00:12:12,035
♪ Gonna shake you down ♪

290
00:12:12,059 --> 00:12:13,419
♪ Step by step
gonna wear you out ♪

291
00:12:14,009 --> 00:12:15,135
♪ Gonna tear you out ♪

292
00:12:15,159 --> 00:12:17,135
♪ Little by little gonna
take you down ♪

293
00:12:17,159 --> 00:12:19,096
♪ Gonna go downtown ♪

294
00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:21,056
♪ Little by little gonna
take you down ♪

295
00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:23,066
♪ Gonna shake you down ♪

296
00:12:23,090 --> 00:12:26,230
♪ Bow down downtown ♪

297
00:12:27,009 --> 00:12:30,995
♪ Bow down downtown ♪

298
00:12:31,019 --> 00:12:33,100
[zapping]

299
00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:35,995
[gasps]

300
00:12:36,019 --> 00:12:37,125
♪ Little by little by little ♪

301
00:12:37,149 --> 00:12:38,145
♪ Little by little ♪♪

302
00:12:38,169 --> 00:12:40,125
A little boost ought to do it.

303
00:12:40,149 --> 00:12:42,135
[zapping]

304
00:12:42,159 --> 00:12:45,025
[screams]

305
00:12:45,049 --> 00:12:48,076
We have a show! We have a show!

306
00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:50,129
[buzzing]

307
00:12:51,070 --> 00:12:52,179
[groans]

308
00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:57,035
[zooming]

309
00:12:57,059 --> 00:12:58,159
What?

310
00:13:00,220 --> 00:13:03,076
So, you want some more, huh?

311
00:13:03,100 --> 00:13:05,169
[zapping]

312
00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:07,196
Huh?

313
00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:09,220
[zapping]

314
00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:13,220
[groaning]

315
00:13:15,039 --> 00:13:17,066
[grunts] Aah!

316
00:13:17,090 --> 00:13:18,155
[crackling]

317
00:13:18,179 --> 00:13:21,190
[screaming]

318
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,009
[whirring]

319
00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:27,230
Oh!

320
00:13:33,149 --> 00:13:35,149
[groans]

321
00:13:39,139 --> 00:13:40,166
♪ Brave and free
that's the prize for me ♪

322
00:13:40,190 --> 00:13:42,066
♪ To be the best I can be ♪

323
00:13:42,090 --> 00:13:44,125
♪ Tell a kid pride hits zero ♪

324
00:13:44,149 --> 00:13:46,145
♪ That's what it
takes to be a hero ♪♪

325
00:13:46,169 --> 00:13:49,066
(male #3) '
"Heroes", next week!'

326
00:13:49,090 --> 00:13:52,220
[echoes] 'Static,
Static, Static..'

327
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:56,066
I never imagined Static
being on a show like that.

328
00:13:56,090 --> 00:13:57,135
So, you're not gonna watch?

329
00:13:57,159 --> 00:13:59,125
Are you kidding?
I'm all over it!

330
00:13:59,149 --> 00:14:01,196
[doorbell rings]

331
00:14:01,220 --> 00:14:04,110
Uh, don't get up, I'll get it.

332
00:14:06,059 --> 00:14:08,105
Hey, Mr. H, is Virgil home?

333
00:14:08,129 --> 00:14:10,149
Yeah, he's up in his room.

334
00:14:11,159 --> 00:14:13,005
Mm, be careful up there.

335
00:14:13,029 --> 00:14:15,995
Homeboy's ready to
tear somebody's head off

336
00:14:16,019 --> 00:14:17,015
and eat it.

337
00:14:17,039 --> 00:14:18,145
♪ Whatever you demand ♪

338
00:14:18,169 --> 00:14:20,186
♪ Never in your way
by you I must stay ♪

339
00:14:20,210 --> 00:14:23,056
♪ Doesn't matter the
hour or the time of day ♪♪

340
00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:25,105
Go away, Sharon, I'm not hungry.

341
00:14:25,129 --> 00:14:28,015
That's not what they
told me downstairs.

342
00:14:28,039 --> 00:14:29,145
- What do you want?
- Hey, man!

343
00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:32,176
I just wanted to stop
by and say I'm sorry.

344
00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:36,025
[sighs] Yeah. I'm sorry too.

345
00:14:36,049 --> 00:14:38,080
You were right. I
was a little jealous.

346
00:14:39,090 --> 00:14:41,046
Okay, I was a whole lot jealous.

347
00:14:41,070 --> 00:14:42,995
But I shouldn't have
let it come between us.

348
00:14:43,019 --> 00:14:46,015
You? I was the one acting
the fool for the cameras.

349
00:14:46,039 --> 00:14:47,145
You were right.

350
00:14:47,169 --> 00:14:49,176
I guess we were both right..

351
00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:51,230
Or wrong or whatever.

352
00:14:53,019 --> 00:14:55,035
Stupid me thought
that high tension wires

353
00:14:55,059 --> 00:14:56,155
'would give me an edge.'

354
00:14:56,179 --> 00:14:58,230
That's not stupid.
It should've worked.

355
00:14:59,009 --> 00:15:01,155
Starburst should
have been starbusted.

356
00:15:01,179 --> 00:15:03,995
Nothing works,
whatever I throw at him

357
00:15:04,019 --> 00:15:06,066
he throws back but stronger.

358
00:15:06,090 --> 00:15:09,105
It's almost as though
he's feeding off me.

359
00:15:09,129 --> 00:15:11,125
Hey, maybe he's not a metahuman.

360
00:15:11,149 --> 00:15:14,110
Pinky, are you thinking
what I'm thinking?

361
00:15:17,169 --> 00:15:21,035
I can't believe I gotta do
all this stupid stuff myself.

362
00:15:21,059 --> 00:15:22,159
Come on.

363
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,086
Right here I'm doin' fine.

364
00:15:26,110 --> 00:15:27,155
[zapping]

365
00:15:27,179 --> 00:15:29,155
But here he's kickin' my butt.

366
00:15:29,179 --> 00:15:32,025
Yeah, I didn't wanna
say anything about that.

367
00:15:32,049 --> 00:15:35,059
[upbeat music]

368
00:15:36,190 --> 00:15:38,169
Wait. Freeze that.

369
00:15:41,019 --> 00:15:42,200
Click click.

370
00:15:44,029 --> 00:15:45,105
The wires, that's gotta be

371
00:15:45,129 --> 00:15:47,015
where he's getting
your powers from.

372
00:15:47,039 --> 00:15:49,176
But how are they being
transmitted from you to him?

373
00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:51,155
I have a pretty good idea.

374
00:15:51,179 --> 00:15:53,025
♪ Little track gonna hate us ♪

375
00:15:53,049 --> 00:15:55,155
(Rast) 'Hey! Have I
ever lied to the network?'

376
00:15:55,179 --> 00:15:59,125
I'm telling you this Static
stuff is great! Stupendous!

377
00:15:59,149 --> 00:16:02,005
As soon as I put it
together, I'll screen it for you.

378
00:16:02,029 --> 00:16:04,145
And then make room on the
shelf for a few more awards!

379
00:16:04,169 --> 00:16:07,995
This stuff is the
bomb! Ah! Yeah.

380
00:16:08,019 --> 00:16:09,046
[sighs]

381
00:16:09,070 --> 00:16:11,145
It's a bomb alright,
a stink bomb.

382
00:16:11,169 --> 00:16:13,049
♪ Think that all my.. ♪♪

383
00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:17,046
Get the Rubber-band
Man on the phone!

384
00:16:17,070 --> 00:16:19,096
Thinking of replacing me?

385
00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:21,105
No, thinking of changing
the name of the show

386
00:16:21,129 --> 00:16:23,015
from "Heroes" to "Losers."

387
00:16:23,039 --> 00:16:25,035
I put my reputation
on the line, buddy.

388
00:16:25,059 --> 00:16:27,025
I promised a
superhero reality show

389
00:16:27,049 --> 00:16:30,029
and all I've got is footage
of a super-sized butt-kicking.

390
00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:32,035
[zapping]

391
00:16:32,059 --> 00:16:33,196
[groans]

392
00:16:33,220 --> 00:16:36,046
Listen up. I know how
to bring down Starburst.

393
00:16:36,070 --> 00:16:38,196
But to do it, you have
to film me one more time.

394
00:16:38,220 --> 00:16:40,995
What do ya say? You
want a show or don't you?

395
00:16:41,019 --> 00:16:43,129
[buzzing]

396
00:16:45,039 --> 00:16:47,135
Okay, you got
one more shot, kid.

397
00:16:47,159 --> 00:16:49,096
And this time,
you better deliver.

398
00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:51,056
See you on the set.

399
00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:54,090
[upbeat music]

400
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,115
(Rast) 'You sure,
he's gonna show up?'

401
00:16:57,139 --> 00:16:59,135
I'm sure, if I'm up
here making a show

402
00:16:59,159 --> 00:17:01,149
he's down there making trouble.

403
00:17:03,070 --> 00:17:06,059
Better close that. We'll be at
the museum before you know it.

404
00:17:07,059 --> 00:17:08,130
Click

405
00:17:09,049 --> 00:17:11,055
[train zooming]

406
00:17:11,079 --> 00:17:14,089
[zooming]

407
00:17:15,079 --> 00:17:18,079
[dramatic music]

408
00:17:23,029 --> 00:17:26,035
[zapping]

409
00:17:26,059 --> 00:17:27,176
What in the world?

410
00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:29,210
[screaming]

411
00:17:34,019 --> 00:17:36,126
[zapping]

412
00:17:36,150 --> 00:17:38,119
♪ It's my turn it's my turn ♪

413
00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:40,196
Whoa!

414
00:17:40,220 --> 00:17:43,009
♪ It's my time it's your time ♪♪

415
00:17:45,130 --> 00:17:47,019
What? Hey!

416
00:17:49,210 --> 00:17:53,065
Sorry, sunshine, but I'm pretty
sure these don't belong to you.

417
00:17:53,089 --> 00:17:55,099
[zooming]

418
00:17:58,230 --> 00:18:00,146
You can't run from me, Static.

419
00:18:00,170 --> 00:18:04,065
I'll always be faster,
I'll always be stronger.

420
00:18:04,089 --> 00:18:06,106
Who's running, I just
wanted to take it some place

421
00:18:06,130 --> 00:18:08,116
where they could
shoot my good side.

422
00:18:08,140 --> 00:18:09,196
[whirring]

423
00:18:09,220 --> 00:18:11,180
Stay on it.

424
00:18:13,089 --> 00:18:16,220
So, you enjoy
public humiliation?

425
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,035
Not this time. I've
got you figured out.

426
00:18:19,059 --> 00:18:21,035
When I realized you were
getting your powers from me

427
00:18:21,059 --> 00:18:23,045
I had Gear check this.

428
00:18:23,069 --> 00:18:25,995
Turns out this is how my
powers are being transmitted.

429
00:18:26,019 --> 00:18:28,166
But not anymore.

430
00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:30,995
'Looks like your
show's cancelled.'

431
00:18:31,019 --> 00:18:34,019
[growls]

432
00:18:35,089 --> 00:18:37,079
Why's he lookin' at the camera?

433
00:18:38,150 --> 00:18:40,009
Hah!

434
00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:45,116
Aah! Not again, not again!

435
00:18:45,140 --> 00:18:47,116
Aah! Aah!

436
00:18:47,140 --> 00:18:50,150
[engine squealing]

437
00:18:57,150 --> 00:19:01,186
Clang [straining]

438
00:19:01,210 --> 00:19:03,146
♪ Step back step back ♪

439
00:19:03,170 --> 00:19:07,200
♪ Slow down time's up ♪♪

440
00:19:10,119 --> 00:19:12,005
Oh, no!

441
00:19:12,029 --> 00:19:14,146
[clamoring]

442
00:19:14,170 --> 00:19:16,106
Aah!

443
00:19:16,130 --> 00:19:18,009
Aah, you!

444
00:19:18,170 --> 00:19:20,146
That's a wrap.

445
00:19:20,170 --> 00:19:23,009
[whirring]

446
00:19:24,069 --> 00:19:25,206
Nicely done, partner.

447
00:19:25,230 --> 00:19:29,230
Well, I couldn't have
done it by myself.

448
00:19:30,009 --> 00:19:32,106
First, get me a
shot of the heroes.

449
00:19:32,130 --> 00:19:34,170
'Okay. Now, get in
there tight on the villain.'

450
00:19:37,230 --> 00:19:39,150
Yeah, smile, pal.

451
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,045
- Bradley!
- It's Brandon!

452
00:19:44,069 --> 00:19:45,166
Brandon, you jerk!

453
00:19:45,190 --> 00:19:48,015
You can't even get my
name right on camera!

454
00:19:48,039 --> 00:19:49,035
But why?

455
00:19:49,059 --> 00:19:50,055
I needed money to produce

456
00:19:50,079 --> 00:19:52,005
my screenplay, which you never

457
00:19:52,029 --> 00:19:54,055
even bothered to
read, thanks a lot.

458
00:19:54,079 --> 00:19:56,136
If only you had just paid
me even the slightest

459
00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:58,106
amount of attention, I might..

460
00:19:58,130 --> 00:20:01,015
Yallo. No kiddin'.

461
00:20:01,039 --> 00:20:02,156
Well, has the network
seen the ratings?

462
00:20:02,180 --> 00:20:04,035
What? No, but no, no, no.

463
00:20:04,059 --> 00:20:06,116
You tell them I expect
26 more episodes

464
00:20:06,140 --> 00:20:08,095
or I'm walkin', do you hear me?

465
00:20:08,119 --> 00:20:09,995
Bernie Rast is walkin'!

466
00:20:10,019 --> 00:20:13,025
And I put real milk in
your coffee every time!

467
00:20:13,049 --> 00:20:15,186
Do you hear that? Whole milk!

468
00:20:15,210 --> 00:20:17,220
♪ Are you ready hey eh ♪

469
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,045
♪ Oh ♪♪

470
00:20:19,069 --> 00:20:21,035
So, I read in the
paper that Starburst

471
00:20:21,059 --> 00:20:22,146
was a brilliant physics student

472
00:20:22,170 --> 00:20:24,065
who got bit by
the Hollywood bug.

473
00:20:24,089 --> 00:20:28,075
Hey, look, "See Dakota's
hottest crime-fighting duo.

474
00:20:28,099 --> 00:20:31,156
Static and Gear
only on "Heroes.""

475
00:20:31,180 --> 00:20:35,005
It's strange how dreams of
stardom can change a person.

476
00:20:35,029 --> 00:20:37,116
Yeah. Eh, it would never
happen to us though.

477
00:20:37,140 --> 00:20:39,029
Not a chance.

478
00:20:40,089 --> 00:20:41,186
Does your name
look bigger than mine?

479
00:20:41,210 --> 00:20:43,045
Of course.

480
00:20:43,069 --> 00:20:45,065
♪ I am ready to go
from head to toe ♪

481
00:20:45,089 --> 00:20:47,039
♪ Yes I am ready ♪♪

482
00:20:50,029 --> 00:20:52,059
[theme music]