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[instrumental music]

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♪ Fight the criminal's
chase the bad guys ♪

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♪ Save the world
fly through the sky ♪

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♪ Half kid half amazin' ♪

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♪ Okay Static Shock
who you facin'? ♪

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♪ Yeah one zip then you zapped ♪

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♪ Good against
evil get trapped ♪

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♪ Look in my eyes
I got the power ♪

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♪ Villains run from
the static shower ♪

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♪ Superhero Static Shock ♪
♪ Woo woo ♪

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♪ Criminals get twisted ♪

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♪ This superhero gifted ♪

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♪ Bell rings and
I'm back in school ♪

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♪ Nobody know what I do okay ♪

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♪ Superhero Static Shock ♪
♪ Woo woo ♪

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♪ One zip then you zapped ♪

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♪ Good against
evil get trapped ♪

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♪ Look in my eyes
I've got the power ♪

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♪ Villains run from
the static shower ♪

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♪ Criminals get twisted ♪

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♪ This superhero gifted ♪

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♪ The bell rings and
I'm back in school ♪

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♪ Nobody know what I do okay ♪

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♪ Superhero Static Shock ♪♪

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[instrumental music]

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[Virgil growling]

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Feed me. Feed me. Feed me.

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- Hello?
- Good morning, Virgil.

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Aah! You know, you
gotta warn a brother

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when you're gonna wear that
many colors in the morning.

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I left my shades upstairs.

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Excuse me, but this is
one of the dashikis I got

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when we went to Africa.

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I'm wearing it to the
community center

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for my new
counseling internship.

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Now, what do you really think?

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I really think I'm hungry.

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You know, Virgil, the trip
we made to Ghana with daddy

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gave me an entirely
new outlook on life.

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Oh, good for you

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only what does that
have to do with breakfast?

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For a long time, you've
chosen to dis my cooking

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now I've chosen to
stop making your meals.

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- Say what?
- Ah, that was really cleansing.

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I feel empowered.

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Yeah, right. She's
empowered, I'm starvin'.

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[indistinct chatter]

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♪ Baby ♪

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We take one lousy vacation

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and suddenly Sharon is
the queen of self-esteem.

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V, there's nothing wrong

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with being proud
of your heritage.

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You should research
your family tree, I did it.

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Rich, no offense
but your family tree

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is just one big potato.

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You're Irish.

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Wrong-o. I'm half Irish.

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And the other half Vikings.

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Oh, yes, V, my blood runs thick

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with herring and sour cream.

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Ah, that explains the
horned helmet in your closet.

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Unh.

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Chill, Godzilla, watch out.

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Do I look like Tokyo to you?

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- You dissin' me, dawg?
- Me? No, no.

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I was just joking around.

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Totally on me, man, my bad.

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Virgil, what's happening?

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Just stay out of
my way, little fish.

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Ah!

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Did you see the
size of that dude?

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Looks like he's
doing high school

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on the ten-year plan.

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Don't you recognize Marcus Reed?

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That's Marcus?

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[whistles] He got a lot bigger.

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Food must be
good at juvenile hall.

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Man, don't push
your luck with him, V.

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That is one major head case.

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Hey, I could take him.

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No, Static could take him.

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Virgil, if he wants to
keep his identity secret

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will stick with sniveling
and running away.

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You know, you're
not exactly helping me

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with my self-esteem.

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Hey, I do the best I can
with what I got to work with.

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[instrumental music]

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[police radio chattering]

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Bang Baby.

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Maybe we should call

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the metahuman containment team.

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Rojas, I've been on this beat

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since you were in kindergarten.

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I say when to call for backup.

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[Packard groans]

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(Rojas) 'Packard?'

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[growling]

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[shatter]

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[alarm bell ringing]

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[shrieking]

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[glass shattering]

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Call... for backup.

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Incoming.

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Burger Fool burrito?

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I told you, Sharon
isn't cooking.

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Hm... yum.

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"Contains the minimum
daily requirement

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of cardboard."

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Eat up, it's a good
source of roughage.

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Hey, hit the sound.

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Last night he was
taken to a hospital

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where a spokeswoman announced

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that Officer Packard
is in fair condition.

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Meanwhile, investigators report

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that nothing was missing
from the warehouse.

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Hey, Officer Packard was the cop

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who busted Marcus last time.

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Rich, I realize that
you're smart and all

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but how do you know that?

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I looked it up on my
new crime database

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computer index.

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Oh, wait, hold up!

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What crime database
computer index?

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I cross-indexed all
newspaper crime reports

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from the last 20 years.

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About 852 million items in all.

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And it really works?

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[scoffs] Would you ask
Batman that question?

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No, but he's a
famous caped crusader

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with his own
Batmobile and Batplane.

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You are a sophomore
with a pocket protector.

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Here's my point.

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The police say the
intruder didn't take anything.

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Therefore, that was no robbery.

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That was an ambush,
and Packard was the target.

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You think Marcus
is that Bang Baby?

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Well, this did happen

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right after Marcus
got out of juvenile hall.

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(female reporter) 'We now
take you live to the sports arena'

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'current home of the
Dakota auto show.'

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'Reports indicate that an
unidentified metahuman'

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'is rampaging
through the building.'

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Uh-oh.

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[upbeat music]

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Gee, I was hoping I'd get to see

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the auto show this year.

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Yeah, the perimeter's
set, we're going in. Hold on.

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Static, glad you're
here. Who's your friend?

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- Uh, this is..
- Gear's my name.

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Technology is my game.

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Please, take a card. Backpack.

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Uh... thanks.

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What's the situation?

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The arena was unoccupied
when that thing busted in.

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Lucky for us the car show
doesn't open for another hour.

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[growling]

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Better make that two hours.

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We'll find that Bang
Baby faster if we split up.

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Great idea. I got dibs
on the foreign sports cars.

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You take the SUVs.

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SUVs? What am I, a soccer mom?

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Uh-oh. Looks like we're after
one big crash-test dummy.

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- Yo, Gear, see anything?
- Not yet.

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(Static) 'Well, from what I've
seen this one's gonna be a handful.'

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'Stay sharp.'

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Relax, dude, I
am totally focused.

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[sighs] They have got the
proton exchange ratios all wrong.

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If they just apply the
law of thermodynamics

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to the squared inverse
of the positron sequence

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then... aah!

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[growling]

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Deal with this, creepoid!

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[growling]

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Gotta go. Bye.

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[rap music]

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Gear, take cover. I got it.

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[growling]

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Okay, plan B.

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Zap zap zap [growling]

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If this keeps up, I'm
gonna run out of letters.

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[grunts]

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Static!

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Unh!

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[crashes]

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Zap zap zap

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[car alarm blaring]

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Aah!

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[creaking]

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Static, don't move.
I'll get you out of there.

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[grunts] Though it
may take a while.

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Huh?

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[rumbling]

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Whoa!

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Zap zap zap.

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- Where's the beastie?
- I don't know.

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That car alarm went off

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and then it turned
and bolted out of here.

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Must have known I was coming.

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[upbeat music]

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- Which way did it go?
- It?

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It... the Bang Baby.

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You know, about 12 feet tall

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big teeth and claws.

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We didn't see a thing.

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What? Something that
big can't just disappear.

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Unless it didn't stay big.

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(Marcus) 'If I get kicked
out of Dakota High'

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'a judge gonna
pull my probation.'

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I'm trying to stay
cool, but it's hard.

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I mean, just yesterday,
some kid starts trippin'

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and dissin' me, makin' jokes.

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Hey, I can relate, I
got a brother like that.

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People see me, they
just think I'm a gangster.

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Maybe that's all I am.

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Okay, then, you
may as well give up.

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Hey, you're my counselor

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you're supposed
to be down with me.

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I am down with you, Marcus

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but if you buy into
that gangster label

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you only confirm other
people's preconceptions.

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You defeat yourself.

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Yo, I didn't come up easy.

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I know, and I'm sorry,
but that's in the past.

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'You gotta be responsible
for your own actions.'

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Marcus, you have
a lot of potential.

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You can choose to use it

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or you can throw it all away.

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[rap music]

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Big news, Marcus had a
job lined up at the auto show

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only his bad
attitude got him fired.

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Wow, this guy's really
clockin' the payback hours.

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Oh, wait, there's more

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he also used to
have a girlfriend

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but that is definitely
in the past tense.

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Which database did
you get that 4-1-1 from?

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Uh, I just hung around
the girls' tables at lunch.

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You would not believe
the way they talk.

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- Hi. Tamara Lawrence?
- Mm-hm.

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Did you used to
date Marcus Reed?

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Why, you writing his biography?

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Uh-uh, he's been sweatin' me.

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Yeah, I used to go with him.

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And if I were you
I'd be real careful.

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'Marcus has a nasty temper.'

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And since that blowup
at the docks, hmph

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he's been real bad.

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You mean after the Big Bang?

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Right, after that,
if we had a fight

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he'd totally lose it.

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He'd get so mad, he'd
just bust the door down

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and run out and I wouldn't
see him again for hours.

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That's why I broke up with him.

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[car engine stalling]

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Thanks for your help.

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- Hey, babe.
- Turn it down, Deion.

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You know my ears are sensitive.

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No prob.

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[tires screeching]

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[dramatic music]

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[rap music]

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♪ I'm gonna get the
party crackin' in time ♪

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♪ I will never have
to wait in line.. ♪

263
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[music continues]

264
00:11:51,230 --> 00:11:54,206
Crash What? Huh?

265
00:11:54,230 --> 00:11:57,000
[growling]

266
00:11:59,019 --> 00:12:01,025
Aah!

267
00:12:01,049 --> 00:12:03,179
[dramatic music]

268
00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:08,066
That thing trashed my ride.

269
00:12:08,090 --> 00:12:11,025
I got a $6000 sound
system in there.

270
00:12:11,049 --> 00:12:14,015
Well, maybe it's not
feelin' your taste in music.

271
00:12:14,039 --> 00:12:16,049
[intense music]

272
00:12:18,049 --> 00:12:19,056
Uhh!

273
00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:21,090
Zap zap zap

274
00:12:24,029 --> 00:12:26,039
[growling]

275
00:12:30,179 --> 00:12:32,200
[screaming]

276
00:12:35,139 --> 00:12:37,230
[growling]

277
00:12:38,009 --> 00:12:42,076
Slam zap.

278
00:12:42,100 --> 00:12:44,120
Anyone get the
number of that bus stop?

279
00:12:46,100 --> 00:12:48,995
Yo, this monster disappears
faster than front-row tickets

280
00:12:49,019 --> 00:12:50,230
to a Little Romeo concert.

281
00:12:51,009 --> 00:12:51,995
[grunts]

282
00:12:52,019 --> 00:12:54,029
[rap music]

283
00:12:56,159 --> 00:12:59,115
It's got to be him, Rich,
there's no other explanation.

284
00:12:59,139 --> 00:13:02,025
Okay, then I think it's
time for Static and Gear

285
00:13:02,049 --> 00:13:03,105
to bring him in.

286
00:13:03,129 --> 00:13:05,115
Uh-uh-uh, no, we need proof.

287
00:13:05,139 --> 00:13:07,056
We have to
definitely link Marcus

288
00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:08,135
to all those attacks.

289
00:13:08,159 --> 00:13:10,995
You know, Tamara said
Marcus had a bad temper.

290
00:13:11,019 --> 00:13:12,155
Maybe that's the key.

291
00:13:12,179 --> 00:13:15,105
He was mad at Officer
Packard for arresting him.

292
00:13:15,129 --> 00:13:17,115
He was mad at the
auto show for firing him.

293
00:13:17,139 --> 00:13:19,196
He was mad at Tamara
having a new boyfriend.

294
00:13:19,220 --> 00:13:21,025
There's your formula.

295
00:13:21,049 --> 00:13:23,135
Marcus plus mad equals monster.

296
00:13:23,159 --> 00:13:26,005
If you want to make him
do the old presto change-o

297
00:13:26,029 --> 00:13:27,046
you gotta get him angry.

298
00:13:27,070 --> 00:13:28,186
Well, that won't be hard for me.

299
00:13:28,210 --> 00:13:30,330
Sharon always says when
it comes to irritating people.

300
00:13:31,009 --> 00:13:32,179
'I'm the best there is.'

301
00:13:34,149 --> 00:13:37,159
[instrumental music]

302
00:13:44,059 --> 00:13:45,110
Hey.

303
00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:49,115
Hey.

304
00:13:49,139 --> 00:13:52,166
Yo, Tamara, sorry to hear
about your new boyfriend's car.

305
00:13:52,190 --> 00:13:54,086
Yeah, he was, too

306
00:13:54,110 --> 00:13:58,015
but he's more upset about losing
that loud sound system of his.

307
00:13:58,039 --> 00:13:59,176
You know, I was thinking.

308
00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:01,995
Hey, maybe Marcus is the monster

309
00:14:02,019 --> 00:14:04,176
'but then I figured,
nah, it couldn't be.'

310
00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:06,105
'Marcus isn't that pretty.'

311
00:14:06,129 --> 00:14:08,196
[laughter]

312
00:14:08,220 --> 00:14:12,015
On the other hand,
he's almost tall enough

313
00:14:12,039 --> 00:14:13,239
and he's definitely fat enough

314
00:14:14,009 --> 00:14:15,289
'and he sure looks dumb enough.'

315
00:14:16,009 --> 00:14:17,105
So, I say..

316
00:14:17,129 --> 00:14:19,015
What's with you, fool?

317
00:14:19,039 --> 00:14:20,995
It's bad enough
you bug me in school

318
00:14:21,019 --> 00:14:23,035
but now you're messin'
with me in my hood.

319
00:14:23,059 --> 00:14:24,176
Yeah, that's right.

320
00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:26,196
What are you gonna
do about it, punk?

321
00:14:26,220 --> 00:14:29,230
I'm gonna knock you
into a whole new zip code.

322
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,076
[rap music]

323
00:14:33,100 --> 00:14:35,196
- Aah!
- Huh!

324
00:14:35,220 --> 00:14:38,129
Man, how mad
does he have to get.

325
00:14:42,129 --> 00:14:44,005
Look, it's J. Lo.

326
00:14:44,029 --> 00:14:47,025
- Huh?
- Where at?

327
00:14:47,049 --> 00:14:49,080
Yo, dawg... you goin' down.

328
00:14:50,110 --> 00:14:52,220
♪ Wanna go clip for clip ♪

329
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:55,035
♪ Wanna go whip for whip ♪

330
00:14:55,059 --> 00:14:57,135
♪ Wanna go fifth for fifth ♪

331
00:14:57,159 --> 00:15:00,046
♪ Dough for dough
dough for dough ♪

332
00:15:00,070 --> 00:15:02,135
♪ Wanna go toe to toe ♪

333
00:15:02,159 --> 00:15:04,206
♪ Wanna go slow to slow ♪

334
00:15:04,230 --> 00:15:07,070
♪ Wanna go dough for dough ♪

335
00:15:10,220 --> 00:15:12,230
[creaking]

336
00:15:14,220 --> 00:15:16,135
[cell phone rings]

337
00:15:16,159 --> 00:15:18,995
- Shh!
- V, you won't believe this.

338
00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:21,035
Your sister is
Marcus' counselor.

339
00:15:21,059 --> 00:15:22,995
Well, she's doing a lousy job.

340
00:15:23,019 --> 00:15:25,056
Listen, Marcus
can't be the creature.

341
00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:26,995
He was here at the
center with Sharon

342
00:15:27,019 --> 00:15:29,166
right when we were fighting
that thing at the auto show.

343
00:15:29,190 --> 00:15:31,995
What? Oh, man.

344
00:15:32,019 --> 00:15:33,176
Too late, I got Marcus so mad

345
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:36,005
he wants to turn my
face into a Picasso.

346
00:15:36,029 --> 00:15:37,115
(Rich) 'Well, if he catches you'

347
00:15:37,139 --> 00:15:38,539
'at least you know
you can zap him.'

348
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,206
Oh, sure, and give
away my secret identity.

349
00:15:40,230 --> 00:15:43,115
Now there's a plan..

350
00:15:43,139 --> 00:15:45,220
[growling]

351
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:49,155
Um, Richie, I'm gonna
have to call you back.

352
00:15:49,179 --> 00:15:50,220
[snarling]

353
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,076
Aah!

354
00:15:52,100 --> 00:15:54,196
[growling]

355
00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:56,086
[roaring]

356
00:15:56,110 --> 00:15:58,139
♪ Can't fight the power ♪

357
00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:02,029
♪ Can't fight the power ♪

358
00:16:04,039 --> 00:16:05,230
♪ Can't fight the power ♪

359
00:16:06,009 --> 00:16:07,186
♪ Can't leave it alone ♪
♪ Can't leave it alone ♪

360
00:16:07,210 --> 00:16:09,186
♪ Can't fight the power ♪

361
00:16:09,210 --> 00:16:11,186
♪ Can't shake it off
can't break it off ♪

362
00:16:11,210 --> 00:16:13,206
♪ Can't fight the power ♪

363
00:16:13,230 --> 00:16:15,176
[grunting]

364
00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:17,145
♪ Can't fight the power ♪

365
00:16:17,169 --> 00:16:19,125
♪ Can't shake it off
can't break it off ♪

366
00:16:19,149 --> 00:16:21,096
♪ Can't fake it off ♪♪

367
00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:24,206
[whispering] Rich, I'm back
and I got big ugly chasing me.

368
00:16:24,230 --> 00:16:27,086
Well, if it's not Marcus
then why is he chasing you?

369
00:16:27,110 --> 00:16:29,005
I don't know, man.

370
00:16:29,029 --> 00:16:31,015
[growling]

371
00:16:31,039 --> 00:16:33,086
Weird, everyone Marcus
has a grudge against

372
00:16:33,110 --> 00:16:36,125
the monster goes after,
maybe Marcus controls it.

373
00:16:36,149 --> 00:16:40,176
Or maybe the monster wants
everyone to think it's Marcus.

374
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:42,066
Maybe it's framing him.

375
00:16:42,090 --> 00:16:44,220
Aah! Uhh!

376
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:48,019
[instrumental music]

377
00:16:53,210 --> 00:16:55,059
Aah!

378
00:16:57,039 --> 00:16:59,039
[growling]

379
00:17:00,190 --> 00:17:03,025
(Virgil) Whoa!

380
00:17:03,049 --> 00:17:06,126
Aah!

381
00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:07,230
Slam

382
00:17:09,230 --> 00:17:11,230
[groans]

383
00:17:14,039 --> 00:17:16,150
[monster growling]

384
00:17:19,049 --> 00:17:20,069
[gasps]

385
00:17:23,039 --> 00:17:25,005
[monster chuckles]

386
00:17:25,029 --> 00:17:26,196
So, why aren't you
going after him?

387
00:17:26,220 --> 00:17:29,065
Marcus ain't good
enough for you?

388
00:17:29,089 --> 00:17:31,146
Zap [screeches]

389
00:17:31,170 --> 00:17:32,995
I'm onto you, dawg.

390
00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:34,220
Or should I say girlfriend?

391
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,065
- What you talkin' about?
- 'Check it, Marcus.'

392
00:17:37,089 --> 00:17:38,995
Creature feature wants
you to take the blame

393
00:17:39,019 --> 00:17:40,156
for all the damage it created.

394
00:17:40,180 --> 00:17:41,230
What for?

395
00:17:42,009 --> 00:17:44,049
Maybe 'cause you
broke up with her.

396
00:17:47,059 --> 00:17:48,160
Aah!

397
00:17:49,220 --> 00:17:50,230
Tamara?

398
00:17:51,009 --> 00:17:53,196
- That's right, sweetie.
- But how..

399
00:17:53,220 --> 00:17:56,095
Remember the night
you broke up with me?

400
00:17:56,119 --> 00:17:58,136
I went to the docks
looking for you

401
00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:00,065
hoping to get you back.

402
00:18:00,089 --> 00:18:01,206
'You weren't there.'

403
00:18:01,230 --> 00:18:03,186
So the Big Bang got you.

404
00:18:03,210 --> 00:18:05,196
Yeah... but not you.

405
00:18:05,220 --> 00:18:10,035
You walked away clean
from me and everything else.

406
00:18:10,059 --> 00:18:12,146
So you're blaming
me for what happened?

407
00:18:12,170 --> 00:18:16,065
Oh, yeah, before, only
my heart was hurting

408
00:18:16,089 --> 00:18:18,146
now everything hurts.

409
00:18:18,170 --> 00:18:22,025
I try to control it, but
you've got no idea

410
00:18:22,049 --> 00:18:25,015
what it's like to live with
a monster inside of you.

411
00:18:25,039 --> 00:18:28,156
- What are you gonna do?
- What do you think?

412
00:18:28,180 --> 00:18:30,085
I think it's time
you started singing

413
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,176
a different tune, homegirl.

414
00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:34,160
Aah!

415
00:18:35,190 --> 00:18:37,065
[growling]

416
00:18:37,089 --> 00:18:39,005
These won't hold me long.

417
00:18:39,029 --> 00:18:40,106
Won't have to.

418
00:18:40,130 --> 00:18:41,650
If you're gonna sing
then what you need

419
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,136
is a backup band

420
00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:46,099
just the thing for you
and your sensitive ears.

421
00:18:48,150 --> 00:18:51,170
[instrumental music]

422
00:18:56,150 --> 00:18:58,220
Uhh! Aah!

423
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,136
Too loud!

424
00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:03,065
Say what? You want me
to pump up the volume?

425
00:19:03,089 --> 00:19:05,015
No problem.

426
00:19:05,039 --> 00:19:07,059
[music continues]

427
00:19:09,009 --> 00:19:11,019
[growling]

428
00:19:12,220 --> 00:19:16,085
Sorry I had to do that
but jail will be a lot quieter.

429
00:19:16,109 --> 00:19:19,069
[groans]

430
00:19:25,069 --> 00:19:26,055
(male #1) This is how
we found the scene.

431
00:19:26,079 --> 00:19:27,359
Somebody's gotta move that back.

432
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,220
Don't ask me who.

433
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:33,019
[police radio chatters]

434
00:19:35,140 --> 00:19:36,126
First time I ever..

435
00:19:36,150 --> 00:19:37,146
Yo, Rich, we were trippin'

436
00:19:37,170 --> 00:19:39,015
going after the wrong guy.

437
00:19:39,039 --> 00:19:40,085
You got that right.

438
00:19:40,109 --> 00:19:42,106
From now on, we have
to be sure of our facts.

439
00:19:42,130 --> 00:19:43,186
Don't assume anything.

440
00:19:43,210 --> 00:19:45,095
Never judge a book by its cover.

441
00:19:45,119 --> 00:19:47,126
- And most importantly..
- Yeah?

442
00:19:47,150 --> 00:19:48,176
Bring earplugs.

443
00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:50,015
Oh, my ears are still ringing

444
00:19:50,039 --> 00:19:51,085
from that wall of sound.

445
00:19:51,109 --> 00:19:53,055
- Right.
- What?

446
00:19:53,079 --> 00:19:54,146
[yelling] I said right!

447
00:19:54,170 --> 00:19:56,015
Ow! Okay.

448
00:19:56,039 --> 00:19:57,559
Tamara said I don't
know what it's like

449
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,166
to have a monster
living inside me.

450
00:20:00,190 --> 00:20:01,995
She's wrong.

451
00:20:02,019 --> 00:20:04,136
The difference is you
can tame your monster.

452
00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:07,180
You can even make it
go away, it's up to you.

453
00:20:09,019 --> 00:20:11,196
Listen, Marcus,
I'd just like to say

454
00:20:11,220 --> 00:20:13,075
I'm sorry for dissin' you.

455
00:20:13,099 --> 00:20:15,995
Well, I should hope so.

456
00:20:16,019 --> 00:20:17,206
We cool?

457
00:20:17,230 --> 00:20:19,035
Well, uh..

458
00:20:19,059 --> 00:20:22,005
Since you are Sharon's brother.

459
00:20:22,029 --> 00:20:23,136
Heh, who would have thought

460
00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:25,085
for once it pays to
be related to you.

461
00:20:25,109 --> 00:20:27,015
What did I tell you
about your insults?

462
00:20:27,039 --> 00:20:28,136
I've had it. Come here.

463
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:30,136
Uh, Sharon, I would
like to remind you

464
00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:31,206
that there are police around.

465
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,156
No jury would convict me.

466
00:20:33,180 --> 00:20:35,005
You got any suggestions?

467
00:20:35,029 --> 00:20:37,106
- You could run.
- Ooh, good idea.

468
00:20:37,130 --> 00:20:39,140
Aah! Aah! Oh, stop! Aah!

469
00:20:41,099 --> 00:20:43,160
[theme music]