[instrumental music]
[theme song]
♪ Fight the criminals chase the bad guys ♪
♪ Save the world fly through the sky ♪
♪ Half kid half amazing ♪
♪ Okay Static Shock who you facing ♪
♪ Yeah one zip then you zapped ♪
♪ Good against evil get trapped ♪
♪ Look in my eyes I've got the power ♪
♪ Villains run from the static shower ♪
♪ Superhero Static Shock ♪ ♪ Woo woo ♪
♪ Criminals get twisted ♪
♪ This superhero gifted ♪
♪ Bell rings and I'm back in school ♪
♪ Nobody know what I do okay ♪
♪ Superhero Static Shock ♪ ♪ Woo woo ♪
♪ One zip then you zapped ♪
♪ Good against evil get trapped ♪
♪ Look in my eyes I've got the power ♪
♪ Villains run from the static shower ♪
♪ Criminals get twisted ♪
♪ This superhero gifted ♪
♪ The bell rings and I'm back in school ♪
♪ Nobody know what I do okay ♪
♪ Superhero Static Shock ♪♪
[dramatic music]
Zap
[groaning]
Where does he get these whacked out toys?
Book 'em.
[groaning]
[indistinct chatter]
[upbeat techno music]
[thunder crackling]
Allie Langford!
Slash.
♪ Stay one step ahead of the game ♪
(Virgil) 'Allie!'
♪ Stay one step ahead of the game ♪
♪ And you will make it ♪
Listen, Allie, the more you run the worse it gets.
(Allie) 'Go back to Dakota!'
'You ruin everything!'
zap
[music continues]
♪ Stay one step ahead of the game ♪
♪ Get one shot so take your aim ♪
♪ Stay one step ahead of the game ♪
♪ And you will make it ♪
Come on, Allie, let's both go home.
I'm not feeling Allie anymore.
The name is Nail!
Clink [grunts]
Hey, I'd say that trick is bangin'
but not when I can flip your own power against you!
Clank (Allie) I'll remember that.
Argh!
[crackling]
♪ Stay one step ahead of the game ♪
♪ Get one shot so take your aim ♪♪
Oh, man!
Real smooth, Virgil.
Then again, you've been one step behind Allie
'since this whole mess went down.'
[instrumental music]
(Virgil) I should have noticed something
was foul three days ago.
[overlapping chatter]
- Over here! - Hey, I'm open!
- Over here. - Watch your hands, man.
- Hey! - Oh, oh.
- Oh! Get it! - That's it. Come on, James.
- Come on, get that! - Ugh!
[indistinct chatter]
(male #1) 'Come on, V! V, over here.'
- 'Ow!' - 'Hey, Ural, that's a foul!'
[indistinct chatter]
- 'Nice! - Oh, shoot!'
No, not now!
- 'Who made that shot?' - 'Come on!'
- 'Heads up, Allie?' - 'Go get the ball!'
[gasps]
Hey, where you been lately?
Yeah, and what's with the coat?
Expecting snow?
[eerie music]
Brutal! I was just kiddin'.
- Hyah! - Hey!
Earl's in the clear.
Earl goes for the shoot-out.
I got him!
♪ Everybody ♪♪
[groans]
Allie!
[gasps]
[shattering]
- 'Ah!' - 'Oh! Check it out!'
- 'Is she okay?' - Huh!
- Oh, wow! - Are you okay?
It's a miracle you're not splattered!
I'm fine.
[footsteps]
- How is your head? - Don't touch!
Sorry!
[indistinct chatter]
[eerie music]
You dropped your..
[papers rustling]
Thanks.
You sure you don't need to see the nurse?
I wish..
What's up with her lately?
It's like she's becoming another person.
Maybe she is.
But then, I can't even find all my stuff.
[indistinct chatter]
That's whack!
Yeah, they got mine too!
Someone's idea of a joke?
Nobody lost more than a few dollars.
Looks like someone was after some easy cash.
Check out these cuts, Rich.
Yeah.
And look whose locker's untouched.
'Allie's.'
I wonder where she is.
- You mean, you didn't hear? - Hear what?
Her folks were in here earlier, talking to the principal.
She ran away from home this morning.
I guess we know who's picking up travelling money.
Does Allie have any family in Gotham, Daisy?
Mm, I don't think so.
Why Gotham?
Just playin' a hunch.
♪ Yeah ♪♪
This is the computer Allie was using.
[buzzing]
'I'd like to see what she's been lookin' at.'
zap The log says she's been on it a lot.'
These Gotham maps match the ones she had yesterday.
Why would anyone wanna go to Gotham City?
(Virgil) Good question.
'Hey, she set up her own mailbox.'
[buzzing]
Look! She's been swapping emails with a couple of web hosts.
'Ceres and Thalia.'
'Here's a link to their site.'
click click - Bang Baby Outreach? - Yeah.
(Virgil) Seems they run a clinic that helps people
having trouble dealing with their special abilities.
They want Allie to join 'em!
- Allie's a Bang Baby? - 'It all fits.'
Allie's changin' and she don't know how to stop it.
And I bet she's willing to trust anyone who says they can help.
Sounds bad.
Someone askin' a kid to meet 'em over the internet is bad.
Zap [dramatic music]
[panting]
♪ Stay one step ahead of the game ♪
♪ Get one shot so take your aim ♪
♪ Stay one step ahead of the game ♪
♪ And you will make it ♪
clink
thud
thud ♪ Stay one step ahead of the game ♪
♪ Get one shot so take your aim ♪
♪ Stay one step ahead of the game ♪
♪ And you will make it ♪
[vocalization]
[gasps]
No use fightin' anymore.
I told you to get away!
Zoom Ah!
[grunts]
[dramatic music]
I think you have me confused with someone else.
[gasps]
Zoom
Batman!
Uh, good lookin' out!
Zoom I'll take it from here.
- Can't let you do that. - Really?
Uh, I mean, why not?
I know why this girl is in Gotham.
And who she's here to meet.
Right, sure.
And that would be... That would be me.
[blowing]
Ugh!
[groans]
[straining]
You gotta be kiddin'!
Zap No way!
Argh!
[grunts]
[groaning]
A fitting fate for such wooden hearts.
(Harley) 'Excuse me, Red.'
'But telling bad jokes'
is my shtick!
[dramatic music]
Don't be afraid, hon.
- We've come to help. - Ah!
♪ Me and my homegirls that's my crew ♪
♪ You better watch out we're busting through ♪
♪ Me and my homegirls we so fine ♪
Now, it's time for us to make light trees and leave!
♪ Me and my homegirls that's my ♪
What? I said they were bad!
[dramatic music]
[groaning]
Ugh, I can't... breathe!
Ah!
[creaking]
Blast clang [creaking]
Ah!
Clink
[creaking]
[straining]
Argh!
[groaning]
Beep
[engine roaring]
♪ Come on unh me and my homegirls that's my crew ♪
♪ You better watch out we're busting through ♪♪
[upbeat music]
Let me get this straight.
You were the one posting online as Ceres?
That's right. The goddess of the harvest.
And my associate 'Thalia, muse of comedy.'
Mwah!
We couldn't call ourselves Harley and Ivy
on account if they bust us again.
Ain't it sad?
[jingling]
Splat Forget it!
I didn't come all the way to Gotham
to hook up with a couple of crooks.
I'm outta here!
And where will you go, Allie?
[gasps]
[eerie music]
I remember the emails we traded.
All the fear in your letters.
The desperation.
No one should go through that alone, girlfriend.
We maybe, as you say, crooks, now.
But once we were doctors.
And I'm still a brilliant chemist.
And as a therapist
I've been helping victims deal with their afflictions.
Laughter is the best medicine, you know!
He he he!
[rattling]
This isn't funny!
Did I say laughter? I meant penicillin.
The fact is, we can help you, my dear.
I've isolated a cure for the Bang Baby Syndrome.
It worked on others and it can work on you.
That's what you've come for, right?
Yes.
[gasps]
Unfortunately, it's a rather expensive formula.
I'm afraid you're going to have to earn it.
[dramatic music]
I'm down for anything.
Now, that's your first step to recovery!
[beeping]
[Static groaning]
Huh?
[gasps] What's going on?
Ow!
Where am I?
Ow!
[beeping]
Who are you?
Batman.
I don't think so.
Just once, I'd like someone to believe that.
Ow!
Pardon me. That seems to be the last one.
[machine beeping]
Oh, thanks, dawg.
You're welcome, dude.
Whoa!
This is really it!
'The Batcave!'
[keys clacking]
- Nice crib. - How are you feeling, Virgil?
You know? I guess you really are the world's greatest detective!
[beeping]
It fell out of your pocket.
'You probably shouldn't carry that while you're in uniform.'
[keys clacking]
Uh, right, ahem, so, where's Robin?
With the Titans.
- The who? - You'll meet 'em someday.
[beeping]
The idea of Allie Langford with those two i-is whack!
- That means crazy. - I know.
I've been trying to get a fix on Harley and Ivy
since they escaped custody.
I discovered Ivy's Bang Baby site
and knew where they were planning to meet.
For what it's worth, Allie's a good kid.
She's just goin' through a tough time.
She left us for dead. She's not that good.
She's confused and scared.
She turned to the net for help
and your creep girls took advantage of her!
Cut her some slack, B-man!
[dramatic music]
Uh, okay?
We'll play it your way for now.
But if she gets out of control, she goes down like the others.
[waves lapping]
[foghorn blowing]
[squelching]
[whirring]
[crashing]
- We hit something! - We're not moving.
[alarm blaring]
Look!
[squelching]
(male #2) 'Cut it away!'
[thudding]
[straining]
(Ivy) 'What a shocking disregard for plant life.'
[whirring]
[instrumental music]
I think they need to chill, don't you?
♪ You better watch out we're busting through ♪
♪ Me and my homegirls ♪
[coughing]
[choking]
[groaning]
♪ Better watch out ♪
♪ Me and my homegirls ♪
Okay, I stopped the ship and Harley stopped the crew.
It's up to our little Nails to do the rest.
[dramatic music]
[screeching]
You've got the magic touch, kiddo.
♪ Rest of the world's out ♪ ♪ Careful careful ♪
♪ We're trying everything from the start ♪
Do your thing!
♪ On time of the.. ♪
Smash
[squeals]
Pretty!
Mm.
You never said I'd be getting mixed up
in anything this big.
Science ain't cheap, hon.
(Harley) 'Huh, ah!'
Besides, it's not like the big, bad government will miss
a few little, old gold bars!
Crash [groans]
A little help here.
I'd say, the choice is pretty clear.
[instrumental music]
[grunts]
[waves crashing]
[cave door opens]
[engine roaring]
[engine humming]
You can take that off now.
Zap Nothing like bein' trusted.
If you'd rather get out and walk.
(Static) 'Uh, huh!'
I'm cool!
- What's the plan? - I have a few leads.
But something tells me they may have already made their move.
[engine roaring]
[intense music]
(Gordon) It showed up 15 minutes ago.
A carpet of seaweed blocking half the bay.
The coastguard can't cut through it.
All shipping activity is dead in the water..
Including a federal gold transport.
Sounds just like your plant lady's style.
Give us ten minutes.
If you don't hear from us, send in police helicopters.
Yeah!
[engine revving]
Zoom.
What the heck did Robin do to his hair?
[upbeat music]
♪ Yeah ♪♪
[giggling]
Keep 'em comin'!
This is not a few little, old gold bars!
Ooh, don't tell me metal mom has got a conscience!
Now, Harley if Allie is bothered by this
we'll just conclude our business and part.
Okie dokie, poison oaky!
[sniffs] Ugh, it smells like nail polish!
Oh, yeah! Well, confidentially, it is!
[gasps]
Whoosh [grunts]
splash [dramatic music]
Get it? Nail polish, as in polish off Nails!
Start the blimp.
- Huh? - Huh?
Boom
[dramatic music]
Clang
zap.
Lucky me!
What other superhero gets two lovely, lethal ladies
all to himself?
Zap
[zapping]
Don't flatter yourself, kid kilowatt!
Nice try, sparky!
[upbeat music]
[zapping]
You don't have the juice to take me!
[upbeat music]
Zap [groaning]
Wait for it!
[zapping]
[screaming]
[groaning]
I'd say that's juice enough.
Ah!
[straining]
You just don't get it, do you, kid?
You're pretty much powerless against wood.
(Allie) 'But I'm not!'
[shattering]
♪ Stay one step ahead of the game ♪
♪ Stay one step ♪
[whirring]
Ugh!
Blast [hissing]
[screaming]
[groans]
Clink [gasping]
Don't, Allie!
They hurt me. This is payback!
[zapping]
And then what?
Spend the rest of your life running from guys like him?
[groaning]
And me?
Zap [melancholic music]
- Phew! - Phew!
Tell me this, why'd you bother coming after me?
It's the least I could do for a girl from my hood.
Zap But how did you know..
Where did he go?
The kid's got style.
♪ Yeah ♪♪
[groaning]
I did it! I can control the change at will now!
It's wonderful, honey.
Dr. Chan says my treatment is going so well
I may lose the metallic affliction completely!
You could give a lot of hope to the Bang Babies, Allie.
Yeah, I was lucky to be selected for this program.
It's bein' paid for by a big company in Gotham.
'Wayne Industries.'
How's our patient?
Better everyday, Mr. Wayne.
This is a friend of mine from school.
'Virgil Hawkins.'
Good to know you, Virgil.
(Virgil) Same here.
It's nice of you to pick up the tab for all this.
I heard she had a rough time dealing with her condition.
But I'd say she's earned some trust.
Sir, I brought the car around.
'Whenever you're ready.'
Hey!
And she's not the only one.
[upbeat music]
♪ Static Shock ♪♪
[theme music]