1 00:00:04,013 --> 00:00:12,013 ♪ Gotta get up gotta go get up ♪ ♪ Hey hey hey hey hey ♪ 2 00:00:26,010 --> 00:00:34,010 ♪ Here we go here we go hip ♪ 3 00:00:35,009 --> 00:00:36,022 ♪ Here we go ♪ 4 00:00:40,008 --> 00:00:45,988 ♪ Hey hey hey hey hey ♪ ♪ Get up ♪ 5 00:00:46,012 --> 00:00:48,013 ♪ Gotta go ♪ 6 00:00:58,013 --> 00:00:59,988 ♪ Hey hey hey hey hey ♪ 7 00:01:00,012 --> 00:01:02,988 I put a shock to your system! 8 00:01:03,012 --> 00:01:04,019 Static Shock! 9 00:01:24,020 --> 00:01:27,003 Mm! 10 00:01:37,014 --> 00:01:39,020 Hey, youse gonna finish all that? 11 00:01:41,012 --> 00:01:42,022 Didn't think so. 12 00:01:46,021 --> 00:01:49,001 - 'Yo, Carmen Dillo.' - Huh? 13 00:01:50,013 --> 00:01:51,989 The police have been looking for you, Carmen. 14 00:01:52,013 --> 00:01:54,023 And not just 'cause of your bad table manners. 15 00:01:56,002 --> 00:01:57,014 Whoa! Unh! 16 00:02:00,019 --> 00:02:02,021 Aah. Phew. Huh? 17 00:02:05,012 --> 00:02:07,021 He didn't even ask to be excused. 18 00:02:36,001 --> 00:02:40,005 I don't get it. He's too big to hide and way too ugly. 19 00:02:42,003 --> 00:02:43,010 Huh? Unh. 20 00:02:48,017 --> 00:02:51,008 What's the matter, Static? Shell-shocked? 21 00:02:58,012 --> 00:03:00,019 What's that, an earthquake? 22 00:03:06,010 --> 00:03:08,020 Okay, not an earthquake. 23 00:03:12,016 --> 00:03:15,016 Aah. Whoa! 24 00:03:17,011 --> 00:03:18,018 Aah! It burns! 25 00:03:22,009 --> 00:03:24,984 ♪ Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey ♪ 26 00:03:25,008 --> 00:03:27,984 Sorry, blobby, no shell food for you. 27 00:03:28,008 --> 00:03:30,013 Aah! Oof. 28 00:03:41,017 --> 00:03:43,019 This is one fun city. 29 00:03:56,020 --> 00:03:58,981 So what do you think it was, V? A Bang Baby? 30 00:03:59,005 --> 00:04:01,979 Unh-unh. No way that thing was ever human. 31 00:04:02,003 --> 00:04:02,995 I just hope I zapped it for keeps. 32 00:04:03,019 --> 00:04:06,008 Uh, speaking of zaps, could you give me a hand, here? 33 00:04:10,008 --> 00:04:10,998 Yeah, perfecto. 34 00:04:11,022 --> 00:04:12,989 Just think, when we finish these 35 00:04:13,013 --> 00:04:14,980 not only will we ace science lab 36 00:04:15,004 --> 00:04:18,019 we will have our own crime-stopping walkie-talkies. 37 00:04:26,014 --> 00:04:27,998 - You okay, Frieda? - No. Didn't you hear? 38 00:04:28,022 --> 00:04:29,998 The school board just cut the journalism budget 39 00:04:30,022 --> 00:04:31,981 by 40 percent. 40 00:04:32,005 --> 00:04:33,979 - Oh, that's a lot of pencils. - Yeah. 41 00:04:34,003 --> 00:04:35,986 But meanwhile, have they cut one single dime 42 00:04:36,010 --> 00:04:37,986 out of the athletic department's budget? 43 00:04:38,010 --> 00:04:38,994 - No? - No. 44 00:04:39,018 --> 00:04:40,995 You know the part that really ticks me off? 45 00:04:41,019 --> 00:04:42,979 Uh.. 46 00:04:43,003 --> 00:04:44,994 Mr. Chesterson, our faculty advisor. 47 00:04:45,018 --> 00:04:47,982 I wrote this great editorial about the cutbacks. 48 00:04:48,006 --> 00:04:49,987 - But he won't publish it. - Why? 49 00:04:50,011 --> 00:04:51,994 Something about a libel suit and losing his job and stuff. 50 00:04:52,018 --> 00:04:53,979 But that's not the point! 51 00:04:54,003 --> 00:04:55,995 Whatever happened to freedom of speech? 52 00:04:56,019 --> 00:04:57,995 We have to take action. 53 00:04:58,019 --> 00:04:59,991 That's right, girl. Power to the people. 54 00:05:00,015 --> 00:05:02,978 Yeah. We'll chain ourselves to our lockers. 55 00:05:03,002 --> 00:05:03,991 We'll go on strike. Yeah. 56 00:05:04,015 --> 00:05:07,023 - Strike, strike, strike! - Strike, strike, strike! 57 00:05:09,007 --> 00:05:11,008 Virgil, you're a genius. 58 00:05:12,014 --> 00:05:13,021 I am? 59 00:05:15,003 --> 00:05:15,991 Hey, yo, we can test 'em outside. 60 00:05:16,015 --> 00:05:16,999 I'll get my jacket. 61 00:05:17,023 --> 00:05:19,010 Good luck. 62 00:05:21,006 --> 00:05:22,985 Excuse me, Mr. Janus. Could I just, uh... 63 00:05:23,009 --> 00:05:23,991 No, you cannot. 64 00:05:24,015 --> 00:05:25,984 One of your grubby little classmates 65 00:05:26,008 --> 00:05:27,991 spilled juice right here on this floor. 66 00:05:28,015 --> 00:05:31,991 Ergo, I have declared this entire area off-limits. 67 00:05:32,015 --> 00:05:35,022 Now, stand back. I have some serious sanitizing to do here. 68 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:40,991 Ugh, yo, dude. That stuff reeks. 69 00:05:41,015 --> 00:05:43,992 Kinda like my sister's cooking. 70 00:05:44,016 --> 00:05:45,988 Static to Richie. Static to Richie. 71 00:05:46,012 --> 00:05:48,984 - You read me, bro? - 'Yeah, loud and clear.' 72 00:05:49,008 --> 00:05:51,289 - 'Told you they'd work.' - 'What do we call these gizmo?' 73 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:53,022 How about Shock Box? 74 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:55,011 Shock box. 75 00:05:56,013 --> 00:05:57,980 Yeah, I like it. 76 00:05:58,004 --> 00:06:00,001 Yeah, thank you. Thank you very much. 77 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:14,160 Richie, it's Goopzilla again. 78 00:06:23,022 --> 00:06:26,978 Ugh. And he's got the munchies. 79 00:06:27,002 --> 00:06:28,018 Better lay off the beef. 80 00:06:32,015 --> 00:06:34,017 It's gonna mess up your cholesterol. 81 00:07:00,010 --> 00:07:01,250 Hey, man, that was an accident. 82 00:07:03,006 --> 00:07:05,004 But this won't be. 83 00:07:21,014 --> 00:07:24,985 Yeah, that's right. You better run. 84 00:07:25,009 --> 00:07:26,010 Huh? 85 00:07:40,003 --> 00:07:42,001 Oh, no, you don't. 86 00:07:45,022 --> 00:07:49,015 Here's the scoop, Mr. Goop. You are mine. 87 00:07:55,011 --> 00:07:57,981 This better be good. I just set the land speed record 88 00:07:58,005 --> 00:07:59,014 for eating chili fries. 89 00:08:01,007 --> 00:08:02,992 - What up? - Peep this, Rich. 90 00:08:03,016 --> 00:08:04,979 Ugh. 91 00:08:05,003 --> 00:08:05,995 I figure we can stay after science lab tomorrow 92 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:07,982 and analyze it. 93 00:08:08,006 --> 00:08:09,987 Yeah, sure. We'll put it under the microscope. 94 00:08:10,011 --> 00:08:11,992 But, uh, why not now? 95 00:08:12,016 --> 00:08:15,023 - School's closed, Rich. - Yeah, your point? 96 00:08:16,001 --> 00:08:17,986 Uh, a little something called breaking and entering. 97 00:08:18,010 --> 00:08:21,023 V, to make a superhero omelet, you gotta crack a few eggs. 98 00:08:23,016 --> 00:08:26,001 Okay, let's do it. Come on. 99 00:08:55,006 --> 00:08:56,982 - That was easy. - Yo, hold up. 100 00:08:57,006 --> 00:08:58,987 The lock's taped open. 101 00:08:59,011 --> 00:09:01,992 Like, who would want to be here after hours? 102 00:09:02,016 --> 00:09:04,013 Oh. Never mind. 103 00:09:07,014 --> 00:09:09,986 - You smell something? - Sorry. I told you I ate fast. 104 00:09:10,010 --> 00:09:12,987 No, no, it smells like.. Mr. Janus! 105 00:09:13,011 --> 00:09:13,995 What in the blue blazes? 106 00:09:14,019 --> 00:09:16,989 Don't you know the school's closed? 107 00:09:17,013 --> 00:09:17,998 Well, we were, uh, just leaving. 108 00:09:18,022 --> 00:09:20,981 Yeah, we stayed too hate, 'cause, uh.. 109 00:09:21,005 --> 00:09:22,981 Geometry class was so interesting. 110 00:09:23,005 --> 00:09:23,995 We hoped there was gonna be another one. 111 00:09:24,019 --> 00:09:25,979 - Yeah, uh, bye. - Bye. 112 00:09:26,003 --> 00:09:26,989 And no running, you hear? 113 00:09:27,013 --> 00:09:30,003 I got wet floors all over the place. 114 00:09:32,019 --> 00:09:33,979 What are you doing here? 115 00:09:34,003 --> 00:09:35,982 I... asked you first. 116 00:09:36,006 --> 00:09:36,991 It was her idea. 117 00:09:37,015 --> 00:09:37,998 She taped the door. 118 00:09:38,022 --> 00:09:40,989 - We are totally innocent. - You guys... 119 00:09:41,013 --> 00:09:43,996 Ahem, V, the ing-thay in the ackpack-bay? 120 00:09:44,020 --> 00:09:46,023 Right. Uh, we were never here. 121 00:09:47,001 --> 00:09:49,978 Us, too. Come on. 122 00:09:50,002 --> 00:09:50,997 So, what do you think she was doing here? 123 00:09:51,021 --> 00:09:52,992 Probably planning to overthrow the school board. 124 00:09:53,016 --> 00:09:55,979 You know how practical Frieda can be. 125 00:09:56,003 --> 00:09:59,011 - You ready? - Show me the patient. 126 00:10:01,010 --> 00:10:03,016 Easy, easy. Aah! 127 00:10:05,012 --> 00:10:06,980 Get it off me! Get it off me! 128 00:10:07,004 --> 00:10:09,000 - Uh, Virg.. - Hold still, Richie! 129 00:10:11,010 --> 00:10:11,991 I got it! I got it! 130 00:10:12,015 --> 00:10:14,004 It's got me! It's got me! 131 00:10:24,023 --> 00:10:26,020 Don't move. 132 00:10:29,006 --> 00:10:30,979 Well, now, that's disgusting. 133 00:10:31,003 --> 00:10:32,018 But useful. 134 00:10:40,007 --> 00:10:41,994 See? "Unauthorized edition." 135 00:10:42,018 --> 00:10:43,987 This way, we get to say what we want 136 00:10:44,011 --> 00:10:46,018 and Mr. Chesterson gets to keep his job. 137 00:10:48,016 --> 00:10:49,999 It's perfect. 138 00:10:50,023 --> 00:10:52,021 Now, everybody sign. 139 00:10:55,023 --> 00:10:58,007 Mr. Janus is coming. 140 00:11:14,001 --> 00:11:14,993 Don't tell me he locked the door! 141 00:11:15,017 --> 00:11:17,991 - Okay, I won't tell you. - We're locked in! 142 00:11:18,015 --> 00:11:20,984 I think we've established that. 143 00:11:21,008 --> 00:11:22,985 Okay, all of the microorganisms 144 00:11:23,009 --> 00:11:24,995 we're looking at can be found in any normal dirt. 145 00:11:25,019 --> 00:11:27,991 Except, those guys in the photo just float around doing nothing. 146 00:11:28,015 --> 00:11:30,022 While these guys move like Soul Train dancers. 147 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:32,980 Yeah, it's like they can think. But how? 148 00:11:33,004 --> 00:11:34,980 They've been Big-Banged. That's how. 149 00:11:35,004 --> 00:11:36,204 - You're kidding. - The nuclei. 150 00:11:37,001 --> 00:11:38,980 They're the same color as the Big-Bang gas. 151 00:11:39,004 --> 00:11:39,993 It must have seeped into the ground 152 00:11:40,017 --> 00:11:42,991 turning the bacteria and stuff into meta-microbes. 153 00:11:43,015 --> 00:11:45,981 Great. How do we stop it? 154 00:11:46,005 --> 00:11:47,012 Uh-oh! 155 00:11:48,019 --> 00:11:50,001 There! 156 00:11:54,006 --> 00:11:55,021 - Aah! - Aah! 157 00:11:57,013 --> 00:11:59,005 We gotta get it. 158 00:12:02,017 --> 00:12:04,020 Happy crawling. Keep in touch. 159 00:12:06,004 --> 00:12:08,005 Here, goopy, goopy, goopy. 160 00:12:15,005 --> 00:12:16,015 Great. 161 00:12:18,002 --> 00:12:20,989 Big-time superhero chases runaway sausage. 162 00:12:21,013 --> 00:12:23,005 Something's moving. 163 00:12:25,017 --> 00:12:26,021 Get off me! Get off! 164 00:12:48,014 --> 00:12:48,998 Uh, Virgil? 165 00:12:49,022 --> 00:12:53,011 'Virgil? We got a little problem out here.' 166 00:13:00,018 --> 00:13:01,989 Virgil! No kidding, man! 167 00:13:02,013 --> 00:13:03,978 'It's a major 9-1-1!' 168 00:13:04,002 --> 00:13:06,001 Unh. I'm on it! 169 00:13:09,017 --> 00:13:10,993 Use this paperclip. It's bigger. 170 00:13:11,017 --> 00:13:14,991 Hold on. Almost there. Almost.. 171 00:13:15,015 --> 00:13:17,979 We're doomed! Totally doomed! 172 00:13:18,003 --> 00:13:19,978 - Help! Mr. Janus! - Help! Help! 173 00:13:20,002 --> 00:13:20,986 - Anybody, help! - Help! Somebody help! 174 00:13:21,010 --> 00:13:22,983 - Anybody, open the door! - Please! 175 00:13:23,007 --> 00:13:25,023 Stop it! We could get in a lot of trouble. 176 00:13:26,001 --> 00:13:27,979 4-1-1. We're already dead. 177 00:13:28,003 --> 00:13:29,019 Aah! Unh. 178 00:13:31,006 --> 00:13:31,994 Well, that's one way out. 179 00:13:32,018 --> 00:13:34,996 Virgil, what were you doing up there? 180 00:13:35,020 --> 00:13:36,987 Up there? You mean, the ceiling? 181 00:13:37,011 --> 00:13:38,995 Uh, there was this frog from biology class, see? 182 00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:40,991 Hopped into the air duct, I went after it 183 00:13:41,015 --> 00:13:42,990 and that's when I, uh, dropped in. 184 00:13:43,014 --> 00:13:45,000 Well, gotta go. 185 00:13:46,003 --> 00:13:46,992 - Unh! Unh! - It's locked. 186 00:13:47,016 --> 00:13:47,995 We can't go anywhere. 187 00:13:48,019 --> 00:13:50,018 Oh, boy! Not good. Not good! 188 00:14:08,018 --> 00:14:09,988 - Aah! - 'Richie, it's me.' 189 00:14:10,012 --> 00:14:10,997 Virgil, where are you? 190 00:14:11,021 --> 00:14:13,989 Your giant dirtbag is heading for the school. 191 00:14:14,013 --> 00:14:16,978 - I'm locked in a classroom. - So? 192 00:14:17,002 --> 00:14:18,979 Rita and her journalism pals are here. 193 00:14:19,003 --> 00:14:20,043 If I power up, I'm busted. 194 00:14:22,022 --> 00:14:24,992 Hold steady! Unh! Unh! 195 00:14:25,016 --> 00:14:27,980 I got an idea, V! Sit tight! 196 00:14:28,004 --> 00:14:28,986 Make it fast, bro! 197 00:14:29,010 --> 00:14:29,992 'Watch the nose!' 198 00:14:30,016 --> 00:14:33,008 - 'You're tilting!' - 'No! No!' 199 00:14:35,012 --> 00:14:37,003 That's gonna leave a mark! 200 00:14:45,021 --> 00:14:47,006 Unh! Oof! 201 00:14:49,008 --> 00:14:49,998 That tears it, you little urchin! 202 00:14:50,022 --> 00:14:52,004 You're in trouble now! 203 00:14:54,005 --> 00:14:55,009 Huh? 204 00:14:59,009 --> 00:15:00,995 What in the name of heaven? 205 00:15:01,019 --> 00:15:02,981 You don't want to know. 206 00:15:03,005 --> 00:15:05,987 I just cleaned up there, you grimy glob! 207 00:15:06,011 --> 00:15:07,022 Success! 208 00:15:09,001 --> 00:15:10,007 Unh! Unh! 209 00:15:19,008 --> 00:15:20,985 Hold it right there! 210 00:15:21,009 --> 00:15:22,012 Now, I got ya! 211 00:15:25,012 --> 00:15:26,018 Whoa Mabel! 212 00:15:36,004 --> 00:15:36,998 It won't turn! It's jammed. 213 00:15:37,022 --> 00:15:40,001 Because of her paper clip! 214 00:15:41,012 --> 00:15:46,009 Richie, try one more time and turn it hard. I'll push. 215 00:15:51,011 --> 00:15:52,989 - Wow, man. Finally. - Excellent! 216 00:15:53,013 --> 00:15:54,022 Thanks. 217 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:55,984 Way to go, Rich. 218 00:15:56,008 --> 00:15:57,986 Alright. We're out of here! 219 00:15:58,010 --> 00:16:00,022 Wait! What about the editorial? 220 00:16:05,019 --> 00:16:06,984 Everybody chill! 221 00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:09,020 Don't let it know you're afraid! 222 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,020 Come on! I gotta get my gear. 223 00:16:57,007 --> 00:16:57,994 Did you squish? 224 00:16:58,018 --> 00:17:00,001 Not yet! 225 00:17:09,016 --> 00:17:09,996 Yo! 226 00:17:10,020 --> 00:17:13,003 ♪ Hey hey hey hey hey hey.. ♪ 227 00:17:14,010 --> 00:17:16,010 Here! Snack on that! 228 00:17:19,008 --> 00:17:20,014 School's out, folks! 229 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:27,985 When they say germs are harder to kill 230 00:17:28,009 --> 00:17:28,996 these days, they are not kidding! 231 00:17:29,020 --> 00:17:31,003 'Help!' 232 00:17:37,013 --> 00:17:39,001 Unh! Oof! 233 00:17:47,002 --> 00:17:48,013 Now there's two of 'em! 234 00:17:55,012 --> 00:17:57,998 That's weird! Come on, Omar! Check out time! 235 00:17:58,022 --> 00:18:00,015 Oh. Whoa! 236 00:18:21,007 --> 00:18:22,019 Aah! Unh! 237 00:18:27,011 --> 00:18:28,020 En garde! 238 00:18:29,012 --> 00:18:29,994 Unh! 239 00:18:30,018 --> 00:18:31,019 Hyah! 240 00:18:38,008 --> 00:18:40,006 Ha! 241 00:18:53,006 --> 00:18:53,985 It's running away! 242 00:18:54,009 --> 00:18:55,987 No. Just looking for more food. 243 00:18:56,011 --> 00:18:57,987 And the whole city's on its menu. 244 00:18:58,011 --> 00:18:58,988 What are you gonna do? 245 00:18:59,012 --> 00:19:01,006 Spoil its appetite! 246 00:19:10,020 --> 00:19:12,011 Yo, goopy! 247 00:19:13,022 --> 00:19:15,993 You still got the munchies? Well, here I am. 248 00:19:16,017 --> 00:19:18,005 Come and get your grub on! 249 00:19:43,017 --> 00:19:46,016 Hmm! Lemony-fresh scent, too! 250 00:19:52,019 --> 00:19:54,978 - Over here! - Were you afraid? 251 00:19:55,002 --> 00:19:56,018 Look this way! 252 00:20:00,004 --> 00:20:01,993 Look! Suddenly, they're the heroes. 253 00:20:02,017 --> 00:20:04,988 Why were you inside the school after it closed? 254 00:20:05,012 --> 00:20:05,999 We were staging a protest. 255 00:20:06,023 --> 00:20:09,022 Our journalism department budget has been severely cut. 256 00:20:10,001 --> 00:20:10,985 And we feel, there must be a better way 257 00:20:11,009 --> 00:20:12,022 to allocate school funds. 258 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,994 In fact, Frieda has written an editorial on the subject. 259 00:20:16,018 --> 00:20:18,016 - One at a time! - Here you are. 260 00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:25,980 Yo, V! Don't you want to be interviewed? 261 00:20:26,004 --> 00:20:26,989 Got nothing to say! 262 00:20:27,013 --> 00:20:30,000 Besides, I feel like I just caught a germ. 263 00:20:44,009 --> 00:20:46,013 ♪ Gotta get up gotta go ♪ ♪ Hey hey hey hey ♪ 264 00:20:49,021 --> 00:20:52,990 ♪ Here we go here we go hip here we go here we go hip ♪ 265 00:20:53,014 --> 00:20:56,004 ♪ Here we go here we go hip ♪ 266 00:21:07,016 --> 00:21:08,992 ♪ Hey hey hey hey hey hey ♪ 267 00:21:09,016 --> 00:21:11,994 I put a shock to your system. 268 00:21:12,018 --> 00:21:14,015 Static Shock!