1 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:24,378 I'm voting for Dukakis. 2 00:04:27,590 --> 00:04:29,134 Hm... 3 00:04:29,384 --> 00:04:31,094 Well... 4 00:04:32,679 --> 00:04:36,391 Maybe when you have children who need braces 5 00:04:36,641 --> 00:04:41,814 you can't afford them because half of your husband's pay cheque goes to the government, 6 00:04:41,897 --> 00:04:44,860 - you'll regret that. - My husband's pay cheque? 7 00:04:46,361 --> 00:04:50,658 Anyway I'm not going to squeeze one out until I'm like 30. 8 00:04:51,076 --> 00:04:53,201 Will you still be working at the Yarn Barn? 9 00:04:53,285 --> 00:04:55,412 Because I hear that's a really great place to raise children. 10 00:04:55,496 --> 00:05:00,043 - That's really funny. - No, I think a year of partying's enough. 11 00:05:00,127 --> 00:05:04,006 - She'll be going to Harvard next fall. - Mom, I haven't even gotten in yet. 12 00:05:04,089 --> 00:05:08,178 You honestly think Michael Dukakis will provide for this country till you are ready to squeeze one out? 13 00:05:08,262 --> 00:05:09,513 Yeah, I do. 14 00:05:09,930 --> 00:05:12,557 - When can I squeeze one out? - Not until eighth grade. 15 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:16,729 Excuse me. 16 00:05:16,979 --> 00:05:18,939 Donnie, you're such a dick. 17 00:05:19,149 --> 00:05:23,195 Whoa, Elizabeth! A little hostile there. 18 00:05:24,113 --> 00:05:25,531 Maybe you should be the one in therapy, 19 00:05:25,614 --> 00:05:28,868 then Mom and Dad can pay someone 200 hundred dollars to listen to all of your thoughts 20 00:05:28,952 --> 00:05:30,703 so we don't have to. 21 00:05:31,912 --> 00:05:35,167 Ok. You wanna tell mom and dad why you stopped taking your medication. 22 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:38,337 You're such a fuck-ass! 23 00:05:38,587 --> 00:05:41,841 - Please. - Did you just call me a fuck-ass? 24 00:05:42,133 --> 00:05:44,719 - Elizabeth, that's enough. - You can go suck a fuck! 25 00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:49,225 - Oh please tell me Elizabeth how exactly does one suck a fuck? - You want me to tell you? 26 00:05:49,307 --> 00:05:52,394 - Please tell me. - We will not have this at the dinner table. 27 00:05:52,936 --> 00:05:54,605 - Stop. - Fuck... 28 00:06:05,243 --> 00:06:06,911 What's a fuck-ass? 29 00:06:12,875 --> 00:06:16,421 Part of the reason I took a year off was to be with you. 30 00:06:19,676 --> 00:06:22,137 - What? - How did you know? 31 00:06:22,387 --> 00:06:26,934 - I didn't know it was such a big deal. - It is a big deal. 32 00:06:35,527 --> 00:06:37,445 I'm reading. Get out. 33 00:06:41,409 --> 00:06:43,786 Where do you go at night? 34 00:06:44,954 --> 00:06:48,249 - Will you just get out of my room. - Did you toilet-paper the Johnsons' house? 35 00:06:48,541 --> 00:06:51,085 - Is that what you came here to ask me? - No. 36 00:06:52,755 --> 00:06:54,966 I stopped rolling houses in the sixth grade mom. 37 00:06:55,549 --> 00:06:58,720 What happened to my son? I don't recognise this person today. 38 00:06:59,054 --> 00:07:01,140 Then why don't you start taking the goddamn pills. 39 00:07:12,194 --> 00:07:13,445 Bitch. 40 00:07:31,924 --> 00:07:34,677 Our son just called me a bitch. 41 00:07:37,764 --> 00:07:39,683 You're not a bitch. 42 00:07:41,185 --> 00:07:44,314 You're bitching, but you're not a bitch. 43 00:08:23,191 --> 00:08:25,902 I want to be a president of the United States who makes sure that we 44 00:08:26,152 --> 00:08:29,865 never again do business with a drug-running Panamanian dictator 45 00:08:30,115 --> 00:08:33,078 that we never again funnel aid to the Contras through drug dealers, 46 00:08:33,369 --> 00:08:35,914 Values begin at the top, 47 00:08:36,122 --> 00:08:39,126 Dick-akis... Son of a bitch. 48 00:08:39,377 --> 00:08:42,755 Those are the values I want to bring to the presidency 49 00:08:42,838 --> 00:08:44,840 and to the White House beginning of January 1989, 50 00:08:44,923 --> 00:08:47,385 - Panama is a friendly country - Tell him, George. 51 00:08:47,468 --> 00:08:52,975 I went down there and talked to the president of Panama about cleaning up their mu.. money laundering, 52 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:56,479 Mr Noriega was there, but there was no evidence, 53 00:08:56,604 --> 00:08:59,482 When the evidence was there, we indicted him, 54 00:09:25,703 --> 00:09:27,125 Wake up 55 00:10:10,480 --> 00:10:12,774 I've been watching you, 56 00:10:57,533 --> 00:10:59,577 Come closer, 57 00:11:09,839 --> 00:11:11,466 Closer, 58 00:11:35,493 --> 00:11:37,078 28 days, 59 00:11:39,080 --> 00:11:40,456 six hours, 60 00:11:41,541 --> 00:11:43,084 42 minutes, 61 00:11:44,587 --> 00:11:46,464 12 seconds, 62 00:11:52,012 --> 00:11:55,642 That is when the world will end. 63 00:13:02,118 --> 00:13:03,327 Why? 64 00:13:02,175 --> 00:13:03,885 Son? Donnie Darko? 65 00:13:04,469 --> 00:13:09,434 Donnie Darko? What the heck's going on here? 66 00:13:09,767 --> 00:13:11,811 - Who is it? - It's Eddie Darko's kid. 67 00:13:11,895 --> 00:13:14,273 He's just a neighbourhood kid. 68 00:13:16,273 --> 00:13:18,443 Guess he was sleep-golfing? 69 00:13:19,027 --> 00:13:21,113 Watch out for that drool spot! 70 00:13:25,493 --> 00:13:28,080 Are you all right, son? 71 00:13:32,627 --> 00:13:36,213 So let's stay off the links at night, Ok? 72 00:13:36,505 --> 00:13:40,718 I'm sorry, Dr Fisher. It... It won't happen again. 73 00:13:41,970 --> 00:13:44,473 - Kids... - Let's golf. 74 00:14:00,491 --> 00:14:01,992 - No one's allowed. - This is my house. 75 00:14:02,077 --> 00:14:04,454 - I said... - This is my house! 76 00:14:32,111 --> 00:14:33,736 Wait a minute. 77 00:14:33,820 --> 00:14:37,700 - There's your brother. - It fell in your room. 78 00:14:58,223 --> 00:15:01,644 Ms Darko? I'm Bob Garland. I'm with the FAA. 79 00:15:02,479 --> 00:15:08,235 - The what? - I'm with the FAA. If you don't mind we would like to speak with you and your husband privately? 80 00:15:08,778 --> 00:15:10,821 - In private? - Please. 81 00:15:29,718 --> 00:15:32,595 - And here... - Ok. 82 00:15:33,263 --> 00:15:36,558 All right, we have arranged for you to stay at a hotel. 83 00:15:36,642 --> 00:15:39,520 Get some sleep and we'll take care of things here. 84 00:15:39,604 --> 00:15:41,480 - Great. - Thank you. 85 00:15:41,565 --> 00:15:44,234 Kids, come on we're going to a hotel. 86 00:15:44,568 --> 00:15:46,904 They don't know where it came from. 87 00:16:03,798 --> 00:16:07,970 - Where's Pop? - He's still at work, 88 00:16:08,053 --> 00:16:11,890 If it fell from the plane... then what happened to the plane? 89 00:16:13,476 --> 00:16:16,104 They don't know, Samantha. 90 00:16:17,230 --> 00:16:22,319 Is there any way we make money from this? Can't we get on television if we sue the airline? 91 00:16:22,403 --> 00:16:24,238 Shut up, Sam. 92 00:16:25,406 --> 00:16:28,785 Why do I have to sleep with Donnie? He stinks. 93 00:16:30,286 --> 00:16:32,872 When you fall asleep tonight, 94 00:16:33,582 --> 00:16:36,751 - I'm gonna fart in your face. - I'm telling Mom! 95 00:16:37,628 --> 00:16:39,922 Samantha, don't go over there. 96 00:16:45,930 --> 00:16:48,266 Frankie Feedler. 97 00:16:50,893 --> 00:16:54,064 You remember. From high school. 98 00:17:02,364 --> 00:17:05,660 He died. Remember? 99 00:17:11,416 --> 00:17:13,794 On his way to the prom. 100 00:17:17,757 --> 00:17:19,968 They said he was doomed. 101 00:17:23,639 --> 00:17:25,224 Jesus. 102 00:17:29,144 --> 00:17:32,524 They could be saying the same thing about Donnie. 103 00:17:35,027 --> 00:17:36,903 Our Donnie. 104 00:17:41,492 --> 00:17:43,412 But he dodged it. 105 00:17:45,706 --> 00:17:48,667 He dodged his photograph. 106 00:18:07,438 --> 00:18:10,358 Somebody was watching over him. 107 00:18:18,117 --> 00:18:22,915 Mrs Farmer will bring you home after practice. Donnie.... Bye, honey. 108 00:18:23,248 --> 00:18:25,126 Donnie... good luck. 109 00:18:26,085 --> 00:18:29,546 - Oh, my God! Ok, tell me everything. - I'm not allowed to talk about it. 110 00:18:29,630 --> 00:18:32,300 - Oh, my God! - Hi, Cherita. 111 00:18:32,842 --> 00:18:36,472 - Chut up! - Darko cheats death! Huh? 112 00:18:37,013 --> 00:18:41,477 You're like a celebrity, man! I've been like calling you a jillion times. Where you been? 113 00:18:41,561 --> 00:18:45,189 - We stayed at a hotel. - hey, my dad said he saw you at the golf course. 114 00:18:45,273 --> 00:18:48,944 - You sleepwalking again there, buddy? - I don't want to talk about it. 115 00:18:49,653 --> 00:18:52,448 And now that you're famous, you gotta have a smoke. 116 00:18:56,619 --> 00:18:59,290 What happens if you tell Mom and Dad about this, Sam? 117 00:18:59,331 --> 00:19:03,920 - You'll put Ariel in the garbage disposal. - Goddamn right, I will. 118 00:19:04,002 --> 00:19:08,383 - So grody. - Hey, Cherita, you want a cigarette? 119 00:19:08,466 --> 00:19:11,427 - Chut up! - "Shut up!" 120 00:19:11,512 --> 00:19:13,847 Go back to China, bitch! 121 00:19:14,306 --> 00:19:17,268 Just leave her alone. 122 00:19:18,937 --> 00:19:22,566 - That's some good shit, huh? - It's a fucking cigarette. 123 00:21:57,326 --> 00:21:59,535 "There would be headlines in the papers. 124 00:21:59,661 --> 00:22:02,539 "Even the grown-up gangs who ran the betting at the All-ln wrestling 125 00:22:02,664 --> 00:22:04,332 and the barrow-boys "would hear with respect 126 00:22:04,416 --> 00:22:07,962 of how Old Misery's house had been destroyed. 127 00:22:08,963 --> 00:22:12,426 "lt was as though this plan had been with him all his life, 128 00:22:12,509 --> 00:22:15,888 pondered through the seasons, "now, in his 15th year, 129 00:22:15,972 --> 00:22:18,890 crystallised with the pain of puberty." 130 00:22:22,020 --> 00:22:25,982 What is Graham Greene trying to communicate with this passage? 131 00:22:26,566 --> 00:22:29,820 Why did the children break into Old Misery's house? 132 00:22:30,780 --> 00:22:33,450 - Joanie? - They wanted to rob him. 133 00:22:33,950 --> 00:22:37,204 If you had actually read the short story, 134 00:22:37,286 --> 00:22:41,834 Which had a whopping 13 pages, would have kept you up all night, you'd know that the children 135 00:22:41,917 --> 00:22:45,505 find a great deal of money in the mattress, but they burn it. 136 00:22:49,676 --> 00:22:54,140 Donnie Darko, perhaps with your recent brush with mass destruction, 137 00:22:54,223 --> 00:22:56,268 you can give us your opinion. 138 00:22:58,060 --> 00:23:02,607 Well, they say it right when they flood the house and they tear it to shreds, 139 00:23:02,691 --> 00:23:04,902 that like, destruction is a form of creation, 140 00:23:05,027 --> 00:23:07,363 so the fact that they burn the money is ironic. 141 00:23:08,030 --> 00:23:11,993 They just want to see what happens when they tear the world apart. 142 00:23:12,077 --> 00:23:14,037 They want to change things. 143 00:23:20,377 --> 00:23:23,881 - May we help you? - Yeah, I just registered. 144 00:23:23,965 --> 00:23:28,054 - And they put me in the wrong English class. - You look like you belong here. 145 00:23:29,930 --> 00:23:32,016 Um... Where do I sit? 146 00:23:35,603 --> 00:23:38,440 Sit next to the boy you think is the cutest. 147 00:23:38,898 --> 00:23:40,108 Quiet! 148 00:23:42,111 --> 00:23:43,612 Let her choose. 149 00:24:05,596 --> 00:24:07,056 Joanie, get up. 150 00:24:33,420 --> 00:24:36,130 What people don't understand is that Dukakis 151 00:24:36,213 --> 00:24:39,634 does not have the financial infrastructure, 152 00:24:47,185 --> 00:24:49,855 Well, the construction guys 153 00:24:49,938 --> 00:24:53,066 say it will take about a week to fix the roof. 154 00:24:53,149 --> 00:24:56,278 Damned airline better not fuck us on the shingle match. 155 00:24:57,362 --> 00:24:59,949 - They still don't know? - Know what? 156 00:25:00,950 --> 00:25:05,873 - Where it came from? - Oh, no. Apparently, they can't tell us what happened yet. 157 00:25:05,998 --> 00:25:10,503 Something about a matching serial number that got burned. 158 00:25:11,380 --> 00:25:15,258 I had to sign a form saying I wouldn't talk to anyone about it. 159 00:25:16,134 --> 00:25:19,513 So we are not supposed to tell anyone what nobody knows? 160 00:25:19,847 --> 00:25:25,520 Yeah. But you tell... What's your doctor's name? 161 00:25:25,603 --> 00:25:31,194 - Dr Thurman, Dad. - Yes. You tell Dr Thurman whatever you want. 162 00:25:32,277 --> 00:25:33,487 - Dad. - What? 163 00:25:33,571 --> 00:25:35,364 - Dad! - Oh...! 164 00:25:40,286 --> 00:25:43,499 What's that woman doing standing out in the middle of the damn road?! 165 00:25:58,682 --> 00:26:01,102 No mail today. Maybe tomorrow. 166 00:26:17,328 --> 00:26:19,498 Well what did she say to you? 167 00:26:27,007 --> 00:26:30,135 - I made a new friend. - Real or imaginary? 168 00:26:30,718 --> 00:26:34,389 - Imaginary. - Would you like to talk about this friend? 169 00:26:34,849 --> 00:26:36,934 - Frank. - Frank. 170 00:26:37,602 --> 00:26:40,563 - What did Frank say? - He said to follow him. 171 00:26:40,688 --> 00:26:43,484 - Follow him? Where? - Into the future. 172 00:26:43,943 --> 00:26:46,154 And then what happens? 173 00:26:48,282 --> 00:26:50,867 And then he said... 174 00:26:51,617 --> 00:26:55,038 then he said that the world was coming to an end. 175 00:26:55,121 --> 00:26:57,959 Do you think the world is coming to an end? 176 00:27:02,422 --> 00:27:03,548 No. 177 00:27:06,218 --> 00:27:07,887 That's stupid. 178 00:27:09,846 --> 00:27:13,601 For my entire life l was a victim of my own fear. 179 00:27:15,478 --> 00:27:16,605 Love, 180 00:27:17,981 --> 00:27:20,943 l was feeding fear with food. 181 00:27:25,282 --> 00:27:26,157 Fear, 182 00:27:33,791 --> 00:27:35,959 And finally, I looked in the mirror 183 00:27:36,252 --> 00:27:40,465 Not just in the mirror, l looked THROUGH the mirror, 184 00:27:41,091 --> 00:27:44,804 ln that image, l saw my ego reflection, 185 00:27:48,849 --> 00:27:51,310 For two years, l thought it was normal 186 00:27:51,394 --> 00:27:53,688 for a 10-year-old to wet the bed, 187 00:27:53,813 --> 00:27:55,858 Shh! 188 00:27:58,903 --> 00:28:01,907 But the solution was there all the time, 189 00:28:02,615 --> 00:28:04,576 I'm not afraid any more! 190 00:28:06,620 --> 00:28:10,624 All over America, people have come together to join hands, 191 00:28:10,708 --> 00:28:17,590 People who believe that human life is absolutely too important, 192 00:28:18,592 --> 00:28:23,639 too valuable and too precious to be controlled by fear, 193 00:28:23,723 --> 00:28:27,476 Pay close attention, You could miss something. 194 00:28:27,559 --> 00:28:32,232 Hello, My name is Jim Cunningham And welcome to "Controlling Fear". 195 00:29:36,389 --> 00:29:38,724 "... and the prince was led into a world 196 00:29:38,809 --> 00:29:41,102 of strange and beautiful magic." 197 00:29:41,186 --> 00:29:42,354 Wow. 198 00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:47,610 "The Last Unicorn" by Samantha Darko. 199 00:29:47,693 --> 00:29:51,072 - Give it back! - "There was once a unicorn named Ariel..." 200 00:29:53,032 --> 00:29:57,205 - You wrinkled it. - It's not wrinkled, Sam. Just flatten it in a book or something 201 00:29:57,288 --> 00:30:00,708 It's almost 7.45. The bus should've been here like 20 minutes ago. 202 00:30:00,791 --> 00:30:03,753 Maybe Martha finally went nuts and hijacked the bus. 203 00:30:03,836 --> 00:30:07,299 You know there's like this rule - at 7.45, we get to go home. 204 00:30:07,424 --> 00:30:09,175 There's no rule. 205 00:30:09,259 --> 00:30:13,514 Cherita, you should... go home. 206 00:30:13,598 --> 00:30:17,435 Yeah, if you're still here and the bus comes, we'll all get into trouble. 207 00:30:17,519 --> 00:30:19,688 - Shut up! - "Shut up!" 208 00:30:19,772 --> 00:30:24,192 Hey, Porky Pig... I hope you get molested. 209 00:30:25,110 --> 00:30:28,197 Hey! Hey! I can't believe this! 210 00:30:30,409 --> 00:30:33,287 My mom said the school's closed today because it's flooded. 211 00:30:33,370 --> 00:30:35,623 - No way! - Yeah. 212 00:30:35,706 --> 00:30:38,334 Holy shit! That's the best news I've ever heard! 213 00:30:45,550 --> 00:30:48,303 My God, is this ever going to stop? 214 00:30:48,387 --> 00:30:53,393 Eventually, yes it will. But right now, l got 12 classrooms full of water. 215 00:30:53,476 --> 00:30:55,937 All coming from a busted water main. 216 00:30:56,605 --> 00:30:58,983 - What else? - What else? 217 00:30:59,108 --> 00:31:01,735 Principal Cole, I'll show you what else. 218 00:31:05,281 --> 00:31:08,660 That's unbelievable. That's solid bronze, isn't it? 219 00:31:08,785 --> 00:31:10,662 - Yep. - How did this happen? 220 00:31:10,787 --> 00:31:13,374 I heard a cat burglar broke in and trashed everything 221 00:31:13,458 --> 00:31:15,794 and the Mongrel got his head cut off. 222 00:31:15,877 --> 00:31:17,629 - Hah! - True! 223 00:31:25,220 --> 00:31:26,889 Beth's mom said the boys' locker room flooded 224 00:31:26,973 --> 00:31:29,225 and they found faeces everywhere. 225 00:31:29,351 --> 00:31:31,561 - What are faeces? - Baby mice. 226 00:31:44,617 --> 00:31:45,619 Hey. 227 00:31:47,329 --> 00:31:49,957 Has anyone ever told you that you're sexy? 228 00:31:50,708 --> 00:31:52,501 I like your boobs. 229 00:31:53,711 --> 00:31:54,504 Hey. 230 00:31:56,172 --> 00:31:57,299 Hey. 231 00:31:58,634 --> 00:32:00,385 School's cancelled. 232 00:32:02,430 --> 00:32:04,598 Do you want to walk me home? 233 00:32:05,224 --> 00:32:06,434 Sure. 234 00:32:16,071 --> 00:32:18,114 - Don't look so freaked. - I'm not. 235 00:32:18,198 --> 00:32:21,409 Just... you should check your backpack. Those guys steal shit. 236 00:32:21,492 --> 00:32:23,329 Fuck 'em! 237 00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:29,461 - So, why'd you move here? - My parents got a divorce. 238 00:32:29,544 --> 00:32:32,881 My mom had to get a restraining order against my stepdad. 239 00:32:32,964 --> 00:32:34,883 He has emotional problems. 240 00:32:34,967 --> 00:32:37,928 Oh! I have those, too. What kind of emotional problems does your dad have? 241 00:32:38,637 --> 00:32:41,557 He stabbed my mom four times in the chest. 242 00:32:42,350 --> 00:32:45,604 Oh. Did he go to jail? 243 00:32:46,229 --> 00:32:48,982 No, he fled. They still can't find him. 244 00:32:49,817 --> 00:32:52,111 But, my mom and I had to change our names. 245 00:32:52,195 --> 00:32:54,906 I thought Gretchen Ross was pretty cool. 246 00:32:55,198 --> 00:33:00,036 I was in jail once. I mean... I burned down this house. 247 00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:03,165 It was abandoned, but still I got held back in school 248 00:33:03,248 --> 00:33:05,918 and I can't drive till I'm 21. 249 00:33:06,419 --> 00:33:08,714 But I'm over all of that. 250 00:33:09,631 --> 00:33:11,800 I'm... painting and stuff. 251 00:33:12,259 --> 00:33:16,264 Writing. I want to be a writer. Maybe a painter. Maybe both... 252 00:33:16,639 --> 00:33:19,600 I'll write a book and draw the pictures. 253 00:33:20,726 --> 00:33:23,855 Then maybe people will understand me. I don't know, change things. 254 00:33:24,481 --> 00:33:26,942 Donnie Darko - what the hell kind of name is that? 255 00:33:27,025 --> 00:33:29,654 It's like some sort of superhero or something. 256 00:33:31,406 --> 00:33:33,826 What makes you think I'm not? 257 00:33:37,746 --> 00:33:42,752 Look, I should go. For physics, Monnsnoff is having me write this essay - 258 00:33:42,877 --> 00:33:45,756 Greatest invention ever to benefit mankind. 259 00:33:47,632 --> 00:33:51,428 It's Monnitoff. But that's easy. Antiseptics. 260 00:33:52,263 --> 00:33:56,100 Like, the whole sanitation thing. Joseph Lister, 1895. 261 00:33:56,726 --> 00:34:01,147 Before antiseptics, there was no sanitation, especially in medicine. 262 00:34:01,231 --> 00:34:02,900 You mean soap? 263 00:34:09,616 --> 00:34:12,411 Well, I'm really glad school was flooded today. 264 00:34:12,494 --> 00:34:14,080 Why is that? 265 00:34:15,289 --> 00:34:17,958 Because you and i would have never have had this conversation. 266 00:34:19,543 --> 00:34:21,045 You're weird. 267 00:34:22,213 --> 00:34:23,381 Sorry. 268 00:34:23,924 --> 00:34:26,302 No, that was a compliment. 269 00:34:30,098 --> 00:34:32,100 Well, look, uh... 270 00:34:34,769 --> 00:34:37,021 You want to go with me? 271 00:34:38,314 --> 00:34:43,738 - Where do you want to go? - No, I mean, like, "go" with me. 272 00:34:44,155 --> 00:34:47,492 - That's what we call it here "going together". - Sure. 273 00:34:51,539 --> 00:34:53,333 Ok. Where are you going? 274 00:34:56,043 --> 00:34:57,920 I'm going home. 275 00:35:02,092 --> 00:35:05,847 Stupid... "Where are you going?" 276 00:35:14,689 --> 00:35:17,442 I'd like to try something new this time. 277 00:35:19,737 --> 00:35:22,156 Have you ever been hypnotised? 278 00:35:23,658 --> 00:35:24,743 No. 279 00:35:34,420 --> 00:35:38,008 And when I clap my hands twice, you will wake up. Do you understand? 280 00:35:39,259 --> 00:35:44,098 - Yes. - So, tell me about your week. 281 00:35:45,058 --> 00:35:46,643 I met a girl. 282 00:35:49,730 --> 00:35:51,315 What is her name? 283 00:35:51,732 --> 00:35:53,359 Gretchen. 284 00:35:54,902 --> 00:35:56,988 We're going together now. 285 00:35:59,073 --> 00:36:01,660 Do you still think about girls a lot? 286 00:36:02,744 --> 00:36:03,954 Yeah. 287 00:36:08,085 --> 00:36:13,214 - How are things going at school? - I think about girls a lot. 288 00:36:13,631 --> 00:36:16,009 I asked you about school, Donnie. 289 00:36:16,093 --> 00:36:19,180 I think about fucking a lot during school. 290 00:36:20,932 --> 00:36:23,810 What else do you think about during school? 291 00:36:23,893 --> 00:36:26,647 "Married With Children". 292 00:36:26,731 --> 00:36:30,485 - You think about your family? - I just turn down the volume 293 00:36:30,568 --> 00:36:32,987 and think about fucking Christina Applegate. 294 00:36:33,070 --> 00:36:35,615 I asked you about your family, Donnie. 295 00:36:36,032 --> 00:36:37,367 No. 296 00:36:38,869 --> 00:36:42,373 I don't think about fucking my family. That's gross. 297 00:36:43,290 --> 00:36:46,086 I'd like to hear about your friend Frank. 298 00:37:03,481 --> 00:37:04,857 Sam Bylan. 299 00:37:14,868 --> 00:37:16,244 Cherita Chen. 300 00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:36,976 Donald Darko. 301 00:38:00,295 --> 00:38:01,755 Daye Dennis. 302 00:38:07,595 --> 00:38:08,929 Hey, you fuck! 303 00:38:10,765 --> 00:38:13,059 Did you tell'em that I flooded the school? 304 00:38:15,103 --> 00:38:19,191 - I didn't say shit. - Yeah, well, thats not what I heard. They think I did it. 305 00:38:19,274 --> 00:38:23,321 Yeah, well if you're innocent, then you have nothing to worry about, right? 306 00:38:23,822 --> 00:38:26,158 Fuck you! You know what I think? 307 00:38:28,160 --> 00:38:29,911 I think you did it. 308 00:38:45,430 --> 00:38:48,099 Beer and pussy - that's all I need. 309 00:38:48,432 --> 00:38:52,353 - So, we gotta find ourselves a Smurfette. - Smurfette? 310 00:38:52,437 --> 00:38:56,234 Mm-hm. Not some like tight-ass Middlesex chick, you know. 311 00:38:56,567 --> 00:38:58,027 Like, this cute little blonde 312 00:38:58,110 --> 00:39:01,198 that'll get down with the guys like Smurfette does. 313 00:39:02,032 --> 00:39:04,076 Smurfette doesn't fuck. 314 00:39:05,910 --> 00:39:09,999 That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other smurfs Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? 315 00:39:10,457 --> 00:39:13,294 Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny. 316 00:39:13,378 --> 00:39:15,755 No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual. 317 00:39:15,839 --> 00:39:19,594 Ok, well you know what then she fucks them while vanity watches. Ok? 318 00:39:20,845 --> 00:39:23,432 What about Papa Smurf? I mean he must get some in some of the action? 319 00:39:23,515 --> 00:39:26,350 Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang. 320 00:39:26,434 --> 00:39:29,145 Later on, he beats off to the tape. 321 00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:35,445 First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. 322 00:39:35,528 --> 00:39:40,075 She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, 323 00:39:40,158 --> 00:39:43,788 but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. 324 00:39:45,038 --> 00:39:50,044 And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen! 325 00:39:50,127 --> 00:39:53,340 Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have 326 00:39:53,423 --> 00:39:56,719 reproductive organs under those little white pants. 327 00:39:58,304 --> 00:40:01,767 That's what's so illogical you know, about being a Smurf. 328 00:40:02,476 --> 00:40:06,396 What's the point of living if you don't have a dick? 329 00:40:10,818 --> 00:40:13,488 Damnit, Donnie, why do you gotta get so smart on us? 330 00:40:15,657 --> 00:40:16,992 Grandma Death. 331 00:40:17,075 --> 00:40:19,578 Excuse me! Excuse me! 332 00:40:19,662 --> 00:40:25,501 Please stay off the road, Miss Sparrow, or I will call Social Services. 333 00:40:26,127 --> 00:40:29,798 I hate that Miss Farmer. She's such a fucking bitch! 334 00:40:30,423 --> 00:40:31,591 Yeah. 335 00:40:33,302 --> 00:40:36,181 - How old is Grandma Death? - 101. 336 00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:40,018 She does the same thing every day. 337 00:40:40,102 --> 00:40:44,022 Just walks back and forth and back and forth to the mailbox. 338 00:40:47,318 --> 00:40:49,779 Nothing ever in there. 339 00:40:51,782 --> 00:40:53,950 Oh, wait, wait, wait... 340 00:40:55,828 --> 00:40:59,874 She goes she's going back to the box. We may still have mail. 341 00:41:00,709 --> 00:41:03,211 - Mail, mail, mail. - Here it is. 342 00:41:03,294 --> 00:41:05,505 This could be it. Oh...? 343 00:41:06,172 --> 00:41:08,926 Oh, no dice, Grandma. Sorry. 344 00:41:09,009 --> 00:41:11,136 Someone ought to write that bitch. 345 00:41:11,929 --> 00:41:13,974 Authorities continued their search 346 00:41:14,057 --> 00:41:17,811 for a suspect in the Middlesex Ridge School vandalism. 347 00:41:17,895 --> 00:41:20,564 The private school has asked for donations 348 00:41:20,648 --> 00:41:24,026 to restore its beloved mascot, known only as the Mongrel... 349 00:41:31,993 --> 00:41:35,706 It's very helpful. There's a good turnout tonight. 350 00:41:37,209 --> 00:41:39,795 What are you trying to accomplish here? 351 00:41:39,878 --> 00:41:43,548 There was urine and faeces flooded in my office. 352 00:41:45,258 --> 00:41:47,053 Whatever fits. 353 00:41:49,096 --> 00:41:50,724 "Whatever fits"? 354 00:41:51,808 --> 00:41:54,478 In cooperation with the county police, 355 00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:56,731 we have begun an active investigation 356 00:41:56,814 --> 00:41:58,858 into the cause of the flooding. 357 00:41:58,941 --> 00:42:03,071 And our suspects include several of our own students... 358 00:42:03,196 --> 00:42:07,159 I want to know why this filth is being taught to our children. 359 00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:20,674 Kitty, I would appreciate if you would wait... 360 00:42:20,799 --> 00:42:24,386 Dr Cole, not only am I a teacher, 361 00:42:24,470 --> 00:42:27,641 but I am also a parent of a Middlesex child. 362 00:42:27,724 --> 00:42:30,352 Therefore I am the only person here 363 00:42:30,435 --> 00:42:33,606 who transcends the parent-teacher bridge. 364 00:42:37,152 --> 00:42:41,864 Don't worry, you got away with it. 365 00:42:41,948 --> 00:42:45,535 I have in my hand Graham Greene's "The Destructors". 366 00:42:45,953 --> 00:42:50,458 This short story is part of my daughter's English assignment. 367 00:42:50,541 --> 00:42:53,795 In this story, several children destroy 368 00:42:53,879 --> 00:42:56,966 an elderly man's house from inside out. 369 00:43:10,690 --> 00:43:12,608 How can you do that? 370 00:43:19,491 --> 00:43:21,743 And how do they do this? 371 00:43:21,827 --> 00:43:26,416 They flood the house by breaking through a water main. 372 00:43:28,168 --> 00:43:30,504 I can do anything I want. 373 00:43:32,381 --> 00:43:33,966 And so can you. 374 00:43:37,470 --> 00:43:41,224 And I think that this garbage should be removed! 375 00:43:41,307 --> 00:43:43,769 Excuse me. What is the real issue here? 376 00:43:43,852 --> 00:43:46,438 The PTA doesn't ban books. 377 00:43:46,522 --> 00:43:49,776 The PTA is here to acknowledge that pornography 378 00:43:49,859 --> 00:43:52,279 is being taught in our curriculum! 379 00:43:52,362 --> 00:43:57,450 - It's meant to be ironic. - Excuse me. You need to go back to grad school. 380 00:43:58,243 --> 00:44:01,372 Why did you make me flood the school? 381 00:44:05,293 --> 00:44:07,837 They are in great danger. 382 00:44:07,921 --> 00:44:10,883 Kitty, do you even know who Graham Greene is? 383 00:44:11,300 --> 00:44:14,513 I think we have all seen "Bonanza". 384 00:44:17,891 --> 00:44:21,687 Well, um... while we are on other topics... 385 00:44:22,187 --> 00:44:24,440 Where'd you come from? 386 00:44:25,775 --> 00:44:27,986 Do you believe in time travel? 387 00:44:30,947 --> 00:44:33,242 Who are you talking to? 388 00:44:37,496 --> 00:44:39,916 I was just taking my pills, Sam. 389 00:44:50,720 --> 00:44:53,181 A storm is coming, Frank says. 390 00:44:53,766 --> 00:44:57,102 A storm that will swallow the children, 391 00:44:57,686 --> 00:45:01,315 And I will deliver them from the kingdom of pain. 392 00:45:01,398 --> 00:45:04,694 I'll deliver the children back to their doorsteps, 393 00:45:04,778 --> 00:45:08,114 send the monsters back to the underground. 394 00:45:08,199 --> 00:45:12,328 I'll send them back to a place where no one else can see them. 395 00:45:12,411 --> 00:45:13,913 Except for me. 396 00:45:15,665 --> 00:45:18,501 Because I am Donnie Darko. 397 00:45:26,970 --> 00:45:28,429 Who is Frank? 398 00:45:35,145 --> 00:45:37,397 A six-foot-tall bunny rabbit. 399 00:45:43,906 --> 00:45:45,574 In these modern times, 400 00:45:45,657 --> 00:45:50,288 our attitude and beliefs are so delicate, so fragile. 401 00:45:50,371 --> 00:45:55,543 I have had a Cunning Vision, This vision has released me. 402 00:45:55,626 --> 00:45:58,547 It's important that our lifeline be rejuvenated, 403 00:45:58,630 --> 00:46:01,258 so that we can breathe again. 404 00:46:01,342 --> 00:46:03,428 It's time to breathe. 405 00:46:04,345 --> 00:46:06,598 It is time to breathe. 406 00:46:07,432 --> 00:46:09,351 Thank you, Jim Cunningham. 407 00:46:10,060 --> 00:46:12,188 Thank you, Jim Cunningham. 408 00:46:13,772 --> 00:46:17,026 So now let us begin Lifeline Exercise Number One, 409 00:46:17,110 --> 00:46:19,195 Please press stop now. 410 00:46:26,705 --> 00:46:31,668 As you can see, the lifeline is divided into two polar extremes. 411 00:46:32,126 --> 00:46:34,129 Fear and love. 412 00:46:34,504 --> 00:46:38,050 Fear is in the negative energy spectrum. 413 00:46:38,675 --> 00:46:43,306 - Love is in the positive energy spectrum. - No, duh! 414 00:46:43,390 --> 00:46:48,145 Excuse me? "No, duh" is a product of fear. 415 00:46:50,231 --> 00:46:54,568 Now, on each card is a character dilemma 416 00:46:54,652 --> 00:46:57,196 which applies to the lifeline. 417 00:46:58,156 --> 00:47:02,703 Please... Take this. Thank you. 418 00:47:03,872 --> 00:47:06,583 Please read each character dilemma aloud 419 00:47:06,666 --> 00:47:10,962 and place an "X' on the lifeline in the appropriate place. 420 00:47:11,754 --> 00:47:13,256 Cherita? 421 00:47:21,933 --> 00:47:25,312 "Juanita has an important math test today. 422 00:47:25,396 --> 00:47:29,443 "She's known about the test for several weeks, but has not studied. 423 00:47:29,526 --> 00:47:32,820 "ln order to keep from failing her class, 424 00:47:32,903 --> 00:47:36,116 Juanita decides that she will cheat on the math test." 425 00:47:39,995 --> 00:47:41,998 Good. Good. Very good. 426 00:47:42,665 --> 00:47:43,875 Mr Darko. 427 00:47:52,802 --> 00:47:55,263 "Ling Ling finds a wallet on the ground filled with money. 428 00:47:55,346 --> 00:47:57,015 "She takes it to the address on the driver's licence 429 00:47:57,098 --> 00:47:59,059 but keeps the money inside the wallet." 430 00:48:01,395 --> 00:48:03,982 I'm sorry, Miss Farmer. I don't get this. 431 00:48:04,065 --> 00:48:08,070 Just place an "X' on the lifeline in the appropriate place. 432 00:48:08,153 --> 00:48:13,576 No, I mean I know what to do, I just dont get this You can't just lump things into two categories. Things aren't that simple 433 00:48:13,909 --> 00:48:16,537 The lifeline is divided that way. 434 00:48:17,747 --> 00:48:20,458 Well, life isn't that simple. I mean... 435 00:48:20,542 --> 00:48:24,088 Who cares if Ling Ling returns the wallet and keeps the money? 436 00:48:24,171 --> 00:48:26,049 It has nothing to do with either fear or love. 437 00:48:26,132 --> 00:48:28,967 Fear and love are the deepest of human emotions. 438 00:48:29,051 --> 00:48:32,013 Ok. But you're not listening to me. 439 00:48:32,097 --> 00:48:34,433 There are other things that need to be take into account here, 440 00:48:34,516 --> 00:48:37,478 Like, the whole spectrum of human emotion. 441 00:48:37,561 --> 00:48:39,647 You can't just lump everything 442 00:48:39,730 --> 00:48:41,858 into these two categories and deny everything else! 443 00:48:41,942 --> 00:48:45,904 If you don't complete the assignment, you'll get a zero for the day. 444 00:48:50,909 --> 00:48:54,789 Donald, let me preface this by saying 445 00:48:54,872 --> 00:48:59,961 that your Iowa Test scores are... intimidating. 446 00:49:02,715 --> 00:49:03,842 So... 447 00:49:05,302 --> 00:49:07,136 Let's go over this again. 448 00:49:07,219 --> 00:49:10,056 What exactly did you say to Miss Farmer? 449 00:49:12,225 --> 00:49:14,853 I'll tell you what he said. He asked me 450 00:49:14,937 --> 00:49:18,482 to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus! 451 00:49:35,085 --> 00:49:39,549 Nobody cares about responsibility, morality, family values... 452 00:49:43,845 --> 00:49:47,223 Kitty... Excuse us, please. 453 00:49:52,396 --> 00:49:56,693 They've suspended him from after- school activities for the next six months. 454 00:49:59,446 --> 00:50:03,076 Ever since this jet engine fiasco, l honestly don't know what's gotten into... 455 00:50:03,159 --> 00:50:07,538 Rose I'll tell you this because our daughters have been on the dance team together 456 00:50:07,621 --> 00:50:09,457 for two years and I respect you as a woman, 457 00:50:09,540 --> 00:50:12,085 but after witnessing your sons behaviour this afternoon, 458 00:50:12,168 --> 00:50:15,131 I have significant doubts about your... 459 00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:20,929 Our paths through life must be righteous. 460 00:50:21,012 --> 00:50:23,390 i urge you to go home and look in the mirror 461 00:50:23,473 --> 00:50:27,353 and pray that your son doesn't succumb to the path of fear. 462 00:50:34,235 --> 00:50:37,865 Do you remember that weird gym teacher, Mrs Farmer? 463 00:50:39,116 --> 00:50:43,622 Yeah. Ok, well, my brother told her to shove a book up her ass today. 464 00:50:44,204 --> 00:50:47,542 And then my parents just bought him all this new shit. 465 00:50:48,460 --> 00:50:52,173 Yeah, I know. I wish a jet engine would fall on my room. 466 00:51:10,610 --> 00:51:12,863 - Dr Monnitoff. - Donnie. 467 00:51:14,323 --> 00:51:17,576 I know this is gonna sound kind of weird, 468 00:51:17,660 --> 00:51:20,705 but do you know anything about... time travel? 469 00:51:25,793 --> 00:51:29,506 A wormhole with an Einstein-Rosen bridge, 470 00:51:29,590 --> 00:51:34,554 which is theoretically a wormhole in space controlled by man. 471 00:51:37,098 --> 00:51:39,393 So, according to Hawking, 472 00:51:39,518 --> 00:51:42,855 a wormhole may be able to provide a short cut 473 00:51:42,938 --> 00:51:46,401 for jumping between two distant regions of space-time. 474 00:51:46,484 --> 00:51:49,529 So in order to travel back in time, you have to have a big spaceship or something 475 00:51:49,613 --> 00:51:51,782 that can travel faster than the speed of light. 476 00:51:51,865 --> 00:51:55,036 - Theoretically. - And be able to find one of these wormholes. 477 00:51:55,119 --> 00:51:57,414 The basic principles of time travel are there. 478 00:51:57,497 --> 00:52:01,626 You got your vessel and you portal. Your vessel could be just about anything, most likely a spacecraft 479 00:52:01,709 --> 00:52:04,755 - Like a DeLorean? - Metal craft of any kind. 480 00:52:04,838 --> 00:52:10,512 You know, I love that movie.the way they shot it It's so... like, futuristic, you know? 481 00:52:12,264 --> 00:52:15,976 Listen, um... don't tell anybody that I gave you this. 482 00:52:16,602 --> 00:52:19,105 Woman who wrote this used to teach here. 483 00:52:19,189 --> 00:52:21,524 She was a nun many years before that. 484 00:52:21,607 --> 00:52:27,698 But... then overnight she just... she became this entirely different person. 485 00:52:28,115 --> 00:52:30,993 She up and left the church, she wrote this book... 486 00:52:31,494 --> 00:52:35,040 She started teaching science, right here at Middlesex. 487 00:52:36,250 --> 00:52:38,836 "The Philosophy of Time Travel". 488 00:52:40,212 --> 00:52:42,172 Roberta Sparrow? 489 00:52:42,756 --> 00:52:44,091 That's right. 490 00:52:47,971 --> 00:52:49,639 Roberta Sparrow? 491 00:53:09,496 --> 00:53:11,247 Roberta Sparrow. 492 00:53:12,957 --> 00:53:14,835 Grandma Death. 493 00:53:34,774 --> 00:53:37,695 It's called "The Philosophy of Time Travel". 494 00:53:38,444 --> 00:53:42,533 - What does philosophy have to do with time travel? - Guess who wrote it. 495 00:53:42,616 --> 00:53:43,742 Who? 496 00:53:44,910 --> 00:53:48,289 Roberta Sparrow. Huh! She wrote a book. 497 00:53:49,207 --> 00:53:53,170 - Grandma Death wrote a book. - That's a terrible nickname. 498 00:53:54,755 --> 00:53:57,342 We almost hit her with the car the other day. 499 00:53:58,425 --> 00:54:02,597 She lives up there in that piece of crap house, and you know she's loaded. 500 00:54:03,264 --> 00:54:07,395 - You're right. She used to be known for her gem collection. 501 00:54:08,354 --> 00:54:11,441 Kids used to go up there all the time 502 00:54:11,524 --> 00:54:13,860 and try to steal stuff from her. 503 00:54:14,235 --> 00:54:16,655 She became a total recluse. 504 00:54:17,530 --> 00:54:21,577 I didn't know she was alive till we damn near knocked her down the other day. 505 00:54:26,249 --> 00:54:28,960 She was just standing there in the middle of the road, frozen. 506 00:54:29,044 --> 00:54:32,089 So I got out of the car and I walked over to see if she was OK. 507 00:54:34,008 --> 00:54:36,678 And she leaned over and whispered in my ear. 508 00:54:36,761 --> 00:54:39,431 - What did she say? - I mean, I think Frank wants me to go talk to her. 509 00:54:39,514 --> 00:54:43,978 Beacuse the last timeI saw him he asked if I knew about time travel. 510 00:54:44,061 --> 00:54:45,479 And she wrote a book about it, 511 00:54:45,563 --> 00:54:48,233 So that can't be like a coincidence, right? 512 00:54:51,320 --> 00:54:53,363 Donnie, what did Roberta Sparrow say to you? 513 00:54:55,865 --> 00:54:59,661 She said that every living creature on earth dies alone. 514 00:55:03,458 --> 00:55:05,752 How did that make you feel? 515 00:55:09,716 --> 00:55:12,134 It reminded me of my dog Callie. 516 00:55:13,679 --> 00:55:18,850 She died when I was eight and she crawled underneath the... the porch. 517 00:55:22,938 --> 00:55:24,065 To die. 518 00:55:27,527 --> 00:55:29,488 To be alone. 519 00:55:30,698 --> 00:55:32,825 Do you feel alone right now? 520 00:55:38,206 --> 00:55:39,916 I don't know... 521 00:55:42,335 --> 00:55:45,255 I mean I'd like to believe I'm not, but I just... 522 00:55:46,465 --> 00:55:51,387 I've just never seen any proof, so I just don't debate it any more. 523 00:55:51,472 --> 00:55:55,725 its like I could spend my whole life debating it over and over 524 00:55:55,809 --> 00:55:58,020 waying the pros and cons and in the end I still wouldn't have proof, 525 00:55:58,145 --> 00:56:00,940 so I just don't debate it any more. 526 00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:03,902 It's absurd. 527 00:56:07,448 --> 00:56:09,617 The search for God is absurd? 528 00:56:12,286 --> 00:56:14,705 It is if everyone dies alone. 529 00:56:15,665 --> 00:56:17,876 Does that scare you? 530 00:56:20,922 --> 00:56:23,132 I don't want to be alone. 531 00:56:36,438 --> 00:56:39,025 And so his tapes have made me realise 532 00:56:39,108 --> 00:56:43,614 that for the last 39 years, I have been a prisoner of my own fear. 533 00:56:44,740 --> 00:56:45,658 Fear. 534 00:56:46,533 --> 00:56:50,414 Rose, you have got to meet this Jim Cunningham. 535 00:56:51,122 --> 00:56:53,249 I can't believe he's single. 536 00:56:54,334 --> 00:56:57,838 It has been a disappointing night for these Super Bowl champions. 537 00:56:57,922 --> 00:57:01,634 You're right, Dan, Coach Joe Gibbs is on the sidelines. 538 00:57:01,718 --> 00:57:05,847 He's gotta be thinking, "What happened? What went wrong tonight?" 539 00:57:07,642 --> 00:57:10,186 - And here's the kick! 540 00:57:10,686 --> 00:57:12,772 It's no good... 541 00:57:13,564 --> 00:57:16,484 - Shit, we need a quarterback. - We need a miracle. 542 00:57:16,568 --> 00:57:18,862 We need to go for a safety. 543 00:57:20,447 --> 00:57:25,453 What the future holds for this MVP, we'll have to wait and see. 544 00:57:33,670 --> 00:57:35,005 You guys want anything? 545 00:57:35,089 --> 00:57:39,594 This week on "Who's The Boss?" Samantha borrows Tony's van 546 00:57:39,928 --> 00:57:42,848 and gets caught without a licence. 547 00:57:43,474 --> 00:57:45,893 Better make sure we don't miss that one. 548 00:57:48,146 --> 00:57:51,190 Here we are again, Fourth down now... 549 00:59:32,806 --> 00:59:36,185 Ok, lets not forget tomorrow, we are meeting with our partners 550 00:59:36,269 --> 00:59:38,730 for the Young Inventors' Fair. 551 00:59:37,406 --> 00:59:42,045 What happened to your neck? You have blood on your neck. 552 00:59:43,457 --> 00:59:47,264 I don't want to talk about it So, what are we gonna invent 553 00:59:52,035 --> 00:59:56,416 What if you could go back in time and take all those hours of pain and darkness 554 00:59:56,499 --> 00:59:58,919 and replace them with something better? 555 00:59:59,044 --> 01:00:02,799 - Like images or what? - Yeah, like a Hawaiian sunset 556 01:00:02,924 --> 01:00:04,593 or the Grand Canyon. 557 01:00:04,676 --> 01:00:07,095 Things that remind you how beautiful the world is... 558 01:00:07,178 --> 01:00:10,682 You know we've been going together for like two weeks. 559 01:00:10,766 --> 01:00:11,934 Yeah? 560 01:00:13,977 --> 01:00:15,980 Well, I er... I... 561 01:00:18,650 --> 01:00:20,819 You want to kiss me? 562 01:00:28,119 --> 01:00:31,289 - I'm sorry, I... - Look, Donnie, wait. I just... 563 01:00:31,373 --> 01:00:33,834 - Well, I like you a lot. - I just want it to be 564 01:00:33,917 --> 01:00:36,545 at a time when... it... 565 01:00:37,505 --> 01:00:41,218 - When what? - When it reminds me just... 566 01:00:42,886 --> 01:00:46,264 When it reminds you how beautiful the world can be? 567 01:00:46,640 --> 01:00:48,058 Yeah. 568 01:00:49,559 --> 01:00:52,187 And right now there's some fat guy over there staring at us. 569 01:01:21,972 --> 01:01:24,516 I don't think telling any woman 570 01:01:24,599 --> 01:01:27,478 to forcibly insert an object up her anus 571 01:01:27,561 --> 01:01:30,732 is something that should go without consequence. 572 01:01:34,945 --> 01:01:37,614 I think we should buy him a moped. 573 01:01:40,160 --> 01:01:43,079 I think we should get a divorce. 574 01:01:54,800 --> 01:01:57,930 - You are not going to tell Mom, are you? - Why would I tell mom? 575 01:01:58,013 --> 01:02:00,891 - Coz, you tell Mom everything. - No, I don't. 576 01:02:04,770 --> 01:02:08,900 - Let me see it. - No, it's not finished. It's... 577 01:02:08,983 --> 01:02:10,778 Ok. It's cool. 578 01:02:16,450 --> 01:02:17,994 That's scary. 579 01:02:21,456 --> 01:02:22,665 You think? 580 01:02:25,085 --> 01:02:28,131 Thank you for seeing us at such a late notice. 581 01:02:28,256 --> 01:02:32,135 We both felt that it was time for us to come and discuss... 582 01:02:32,802 --> 01:02:35,514 What I think is going on with your son. 583 01:02:35,598 --> 01:02:37,058 Yes. 584 01:02:37,433 --> 01:02:41,019 Um... Well, he's er... 585 01:02:43,022 --> 01:02:47,110 You know about his past, and he was suspended from school 586 01:02:47,193 --> 01:02:48,612 for insulting his gym teacher. 587 01:02:48,737 --> 01:02:53,534 I'm not really sure that's a good example. I think he had just cause. 588 01:02:53,617 --> 01:02:57,623 Rose, let me just lay out what I believe is happening here. 589 01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:03,336 Donnie's aggressive behaviour... 590 01:03:04,338 --> 01:03:08,092 his increased detachment from reality, 591 01:03:09,344 --> 01:03:14,099 seem to stem from his inability to cope with the forces in the world 592 01:03:14,183 --> 01:03:17,019 that he perceives to be threatening. 593 01:03:22,317 --> 01:03:24,861 Has he ever told you about his friend Frank? 594 01:03:29,701 --> 01:03:30,827 Frank? 595 01:03:31,244 --> 01:03:33,372 Yes, the giant bunny rabbit. 596 01:03:35,541 --> 01:03:36,583 The what? 597 01:03:41,088 --> 01:03:45,885 I don't recall him ever having mentioned a rabbit. 598 01:03:45,969 --> 01:03:47,429 Donnie is experiencing 599 01:03:47,512 --> 01:03:50,516 what is commonly called a daylight hallucination. 600 01:04:04,823 --> 01:04:08,452 This is a common occurrence among paranoid schizophrenics. 601 01:04:10,914 --> 01:04:16,254 - What can we do? - I would like to do more hypnotherapy... 602 01:04:18,464 --> 01:04:20,967 ...and increase his medication. 603 01:04:28,309 --> 01:04:33,147 Whatever will help him, really, is... That's why we're here. 604 01:04:34,107 --> 01:04:38,027 We just would like him to experience some relief. 605 01:04:39,613 --> 01:04:43,284 So if you think that more medication will do that, 606 01:04:44,744 --> 01:04:47,915 then I think we should give it a try. 607 01:04:56,507 --> 01:04:58,176 It's complicated. 608 01:04:59,094 --> 01:05:00,136 Yeah? 609 01:05:00,679 --> 01:05:05,143 There's like a force you know in your brain that just sends you someplace. 610 01:05:05,226 --> 01:05:07,812 Do you go someplace familiar? 611 01:05:07,896 --> 01:05:13,402 No, but each time I keep waking up farther from my house. 612 01:05:15,738 --> 01:05:17,072 Scary. 613 01:05:29,503 --> 01:05:31,297 Donnie Darko. 614 01:05:35,135 --> 01:05:36,511 I know. 615 01:05:45,647 --> 01:05:48,609 - Good morning, you mongrels! - Good morning. 616 01:05:48,692 --> 01:05:51,695 Is that all the guster you can muster? i said, Good morning! 617 01:05:51,779 --> 01:05:56,075 - Good morning! - Now, that's a tiny, tiny bit better. 618 01:05:56,658 --> 01:05:59,036 But I can still sense some students out there 619 01:05:59,120 --> 01:06:02,040 who are actually afraid to say "good morning". 620 01:06:02,124 --> 01:06:03,792 Good morning! 621 01:06:03,875 --> 01:06:08,464 Yeah, that's what I like to hear! Coz entirely, too many young men and women today 622 01:06:08,548 --> 01:06:11,927 are completely paralysed by their fears. 623 01:06:13,512 --> 01:06:17,725 They surrender their bodies to the temptation and destruction 624 01:06:17,808 --> 01:06:20,603 of drugs, alcohol and premarital sex. 625 01:06:22,021 --> 01:06:25,525 Now, I'm going to tell you a little story today. 626 01:06:25,900 --> 01:06:29,655 It's a heartbreakingly sad story about a young man 627 01:06:29,738 --> 01:06:33,951 whose life was completely destroyed by these instruments of fear, 628 01:06:33,660 --> 01:06:38,457 a young man searching for love in all the wrong places. 629 01:06:39,917 --> 01:06:41,753 His name was Frank. 630 01:06:52,347 --> 01:06:55,310 - We're moving through time. - What? 631 01:06:58,313 --> 01:07:00,566 Hi. My stepsister, like, 632 01:07:00,649 --> 01:07:03,027 I sometimes worry that she eats too much. 633 01:07:03,110 --> 01:07:05,655 - Shut up, Kim! - I'm just trying to help you. 634 01:07:05,738 --> 01:07:07,199 Oh, sweetheart, sweetheart, please! 635 01:07:07,283 --> 01:07:09,994 There's absolutely no reason to be embarrassed here. 636 01:07:10,327 --> 01:07:14,832 Many times we eat because we are afraid to face our ego reflection. Alright? 637 01:07:16,084 --> 01:07:18,586 We find ourselves looking at the mirror, 638 01:07:18,670 --> 01:07:22,299 rather than into and through the mirror. 639 01:07:22,383 --> 01:07:26,763 When we do that, we can finally see the reality of how beautiful we are. 640 01:07:27,388 --> 01:07:31,685 - Thanks! - Sure. Come on up here. Don't be afraid. 641 01:07:36,231 --> 01:07:40,612 Er, how can I find out what I wanna be when I grow up? 642 01:07:40,695 --> 01:07:43,323 Oh! That's a hard one. 643 01:07:43,406 --> 01:07:48,162 Well, what i need you to do is look deep inside of yourself, deep within your heart, 644 01:07:48,246 --> 01:07:54,919 and find what is in the world that makes you feel love, pure, unconditional love. And go to that. 645 01:07:55,003 --> 01:07:57,297 In your studies, in your athletics, 646 01:07:57,380 --> 01:08:00,051 in your relationships, go towards love. 647 01:08:00,342 --> 01:08:02,554 - Thank you. - Come on up. 648 01:08:05,932 --> 01:08:06,975 Next. 649 01:08:11,938 --> 01:08:16,360 - What do I do to learn how to fight? - "What do I do to learn how to fight?" 650 01:08:16,861 --> 01:08:22,576 Son, violence is a product of fear. Learn to truly love yourself - 651 01:08:23,536 --> 01:08:27,082 TRULY love yourself - and the world will be yours. 652 01:08:27,749 --> 01:08:30,000 - Ok. - Get yourself up here! 653 01:08:30,084 --> 01:08:31,335 All right! 654 01:08:36,216 --> 01:08:38,677 - Good morning. - Good morning! 655 01:08:38,761 --> 01:08:41,807 Um... How much are they paying you to be here? 656 01:08:43,642 --> 01:08:45,185 Er... Excuse me? 657 01:08:47,354 --> 01:08:50,148 - What's your name, son? - Gerald. 658 01:08:50,899 --> 01:08:53,569 Well, Gerald, l think you're afraid. 659 01:08:53,652 --> 01:08:55,863 Are you telling us this stuff so we can buy your book? 660 01:08:55,947 --> 01:08:59,118 Because I gotta tell you if you are that was some of the worst advice I ever heard. 661 01:08:59,576 --> 01:09:02,914 See how sad this is? Want your sister to lose weight? 662 01:09:02,997 --> 01:09:06,585 Tell her to get off the couch, stop eating Twinkies and maybe go out for field hockey. 663 01:09:07,043 --> 01:09:09,837 You know what no one ever knows what they want to be. 664 01:09:09,921 --> 01:09:13,341 It takes a little while to find that out. Right, Jim? 665 01:09:14,259 --> 01:09:15,594 And you... 666 01:09:16,429 --> 01:09:18,139 Yeah, you. 667 01:09:18,807 --> 01:09:21,685 Sick of some jerk shoving your head down the toilet? 668 01:09:21,768 --> 01:09:23,813 Well, you know what maybe you should lift some weights 669 01:09:23,896 --> 01:09:27,858 or take a karate lesson, and the next time he tries to do it you kick him in the balls. 670 01:09:29,902 --> 01:09:35,033 Son... Do you see this? This is an anger prisoner, a textbook example. 671 01:09:35,117 --> 01:09:38,287 - Prisoner. - Do you see the fear, people? 672 01:09:38,663 --> 01:09:41,082 This boy is scared to death. 673 01:09:42,083 --> 01:09:44,753 Son, it breaks my heart to say this, 674 01:09:44,836 --> 01:09:48,757 but I believe you're a very troubled and confused young man. 675 01:09:48,840 --> 01:09:51,677 i believe you are searching the answers in all the wrong places. 676 01:09:51,761 --> 01:09:54,222 You're right, actually. 677 01:09:54,305 --> 01:09:56,975 I am pretty troubled and I'm pretty confused. 678 01:09:57,058 --> 01:10:00,813 And I'm afraid, really, really afraid. Really afraid, but I... I... 679 01:10:01,230 --> 01:10:03,942 I think you're a fucking Antichrist. 680 01:10:16,831 --> 01:10:19,751 It's amazing. The man thinks he's telling the truth. 681 01:10:19,834 --> 01:10:22,588 and everything he says is just a fucking lie. 682 01:10:22,671 --> 01:10:24,590 Everything he says! 683 01:10:25,174 --> 01:10:29,178 Everyone thinks he's so rad. He's such a fucking chud... Everything he does... 684 01:10:29,261 --> 01:10:31,264 Are you ok? 685 01:10:35,185 --> 01:10:37,396 Sit down. Calm down. 686 01:10:43,612 --> 01:10:45,864 You ever hear of Grandma Death? 687 01:10:46,822 --> 01:10:47,865 Who? 688 01:10:53,372 --> 01:10:56,877 "The Philosophy of Time Travel". What is this? 689 01:10:58,253 --> 01:10:59,922 She wrote it. 690 01:11:08,806 --> 01:11:12,185 I'm... I'm seeing stuff... 691 01:11:13,603 --> 01:11:15,898 Like a lot of really messed-up stuff. 692 01:11:16,649 --> 01:11:19,527 And there's chapters in that book that describes the stuff I've been seeing, 693 01:11:19,611 --> 01:11:22,197 and it can't just be a coincidence. 694 01:11:33,835 --> 01:11:36,672 She gotta be in here somewhere. She never leaves this house. 695 01:11:36,755 --> 01:11:38,549 Maybe she's asleep. 696 01:11:59,072 --> 01:12:00,575 Donnie, look. 697 01:12:11,086 --> 01:12:12,963 Send her a letter. 698 01:12:41,120 --> 01:12:44,498 Each vessel travels along a vector through space-time 699 01:12:44,581 --> 01:12:46,834 along its centre of gravity. 700 01:12:47,252 --> 01:12:48,587 Like a spear. 701 01:12:50,589 --> 01:12:54,677 - I beg your pardon? - Like a spear coming out of your chest. 702 01:12:55,178 --> 01:12:57,472 Um... Sure. Yeah. 703 01:12:57,889 --> 01:13:00,558 In order for the vessel to travel through time, 704 01:13:00,641 --> 01:13:03,603 it's got to find a portal, or in this case wormhole or... 705 01:13:03,687 --> 01:13:05,564 Could these portals...? 706 01:13:06,023 --> 01:13:09,652 Could these portals just appear anywhere, any time? 707 01:13:09,736 --> 01:13:11,947 I think that's highly unlikely. 708 01:13:12,030 --> 01:13:15,993 No, I think what you're talking about is an act of God. 709 01:13:16,076 --> 01:13:18,663 Well, if God controls time, and all time's pre-decided. 710 01:13:20,080 --> 01:13:21,708 I'm not following you. 711 01:13:21,791 --> 01:13:24,877 Every living thing follows along a set path. 712 01:13:24,961 --> 01:13:29,466 And if you could see your path or channel, then you could see into the future? 713 01:13:30,468 --> 01:13:32,929 That's also a form of time travel. 714 01:13:33,012 --> 01:13:35,724 Well, you're contradicting yourself. 715 01:13:35,807 --> 01:13:38,185 If we were able to see our destinies 716 01:13:38,268 --> 01:13:40,562 manifest themselves visually, 717 01:13:40,645 --> 01:13:44,316 then we would be given a choice to betray our destinies. 718 01:13:44,400 --> 01:13:46,861 And the mere fact that this choice exists 719 01:13:46,944 --> 01:13:50,240 would make all preformed destiny come to an end. 720 01:13:50,657 --> 01:13:53,870 Not if you travel within God's channel. 721 01:13:57,749 --> 01:14:01,878 I'm not going to be able to continue this conversation. 722 01:14:04,297 --> 01:14:06,675 - Why? - I could lose my job. 723 01:14:09,053 --> 01:14:10,304 Ok. 724 01:14:18,814 --> 01:14:20,816 It gives me no pleasure to deny you 725 01:14:20,900 --> 01:14:24,446 the right to read one of the great writers of the 20th century. 726 01:14:24,529 --> 01:14:29,202 But, alas, I have not yet been elected queen of the universe, 727 01:14:29,285 --> 01:14:33,164 so I must obey the rules. And so will you. 728 01:14:33,665 --> 01:14:37,460 So, anyone seen in this school reading this book 729 01:14:38,002 --> 01:14:39,712 will be suspended. 730 01:14:39,796 --> 01:14:41,047 But, not to worry. 731 01:14:41,131 --> 01:14:45,720 Someone has already pre-ordered a dozen copies at the Sarasota Mall bookstore. 732 01:14:48,223 --> 01:14:50,017 In Mr Greene's absence, 733 01:14:50,100 --> 01:14:54,063 we will now be reading another classic -"Watership Down" by Richard Adams. 734 01:14:58,943 --> 01:15:00,445 Here, Donnie. 735 01:15:00,778 --> 01:15:02,322 Pass these back. 736 01:15:04,157 --> 01:15:07,662 Maybe you and Frank can read this one together. 737 01:16:20,661 --> 01:16:23,247 Now you know where he lives. 738 01:16:24,833 --> 01:16:28,921 And they grow out of our... chest, solar plexus? 739 01:16:29,212 --> 01:16:33,301 Just like she described in the book, the way they moved and they smelled. 740 01:16:33,593 --> 01:16:35,510 It's like they're workers. 741 01:16:36,679 --> 01:16:40,934 Assigned to each one of us. They just... They're like liquid. 742 01:16:42,852 --> 01:16:47,066 I followed it into my parents' bedroom. 743 01:16:47,901 --> 01:16:49,819 What did you find? 744 01:16:55,409 --> 01:16:57,119 Nothing. 745 01:16:59,455 --> 01:17:05,546 - So we call them IMGs. - Infant Memory Generators. 746 01:17:05,879 --> 01:17:09,008 So the idea is that you buy these glasses for your infant, 747 01:17:09,133 --> 01:17:12,261 and they wear them at night when they sleep. 748 01:17:12,345 --> 01:17:15,681 But inside the glasses are these slide photographs. 749 01:17:15,765 --> 01:17:19,644 And each photograph is of something peaceful or beautiful, 750 01:17:19,729 --> 01:17:21,772 whatever the parents want to put inside. 751 01:17:21,855 --> 01:17:24,608 And what effect do you think that this would have on an infant? 752 01:17:25,360 --> 01:17:28,364 Well, the thing is nobody remembers their infancy. 753 01:17:28,447 --> 01:17:30,491 Anybody who says they do is lying. 754 01:17:30,616 --> 01:17:33,660 So, we think this will help develop memory earlier in life. 755 01:17:33,744 --> 01:17:34,745 Yeah. 756 01:17:34,829 --> 01:17:37,832 And did you stop and think that maybe infants need darkness 757 01:17:37,915 --> 01:17:40,501 That maybe darkness is part of their natural development? 758 01:17:45,132 --> 01:17:46,175 No. 759 01:17:49,137 --> 01:17:50,096 Yeah. 760 01:17:50,931 --> 01:17:55,352 What if the parents, like, put in pictures of Satan or dead people, crap like that? 761 01:17:56,019 --> 01:17:58,397 Is that what you'd show your kids? 762 01:17:59,607 --> 01:18:04,529 Er, well, I mean, didn't your dad, like, stab your mom? 763 01:18:14,373 --> 01:18:15,541 Get out. 764 01:18:17,711 --> 01:18:18,921 Gretchen! 765 01:18:19,338 --> 01:18:23,092 Gretchen! Gretchen. I'm sorry about those guys. 766 01:18:51,123 --> 01:18:54,252 - Two for "Evil Dead", please. - That'll be $2. 767 01:19:41,890 --> 01:19:44,686 Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit? 768 01:19:50,607 --> 01:19:53,653 Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? 769 01:20:03,165 --> 01:20:05,083 Take it off. 770 01:20:25,315 --> 01:20:27,567 What happened to your eye? 771 01:20:43,544 --> 01:20:45,753 Why do they call you Frank? 772 01:20:46,713 --> 01:20:49,216 It is the name of my father. 773 01:20:51,761 --> 01:20:54,055 And his father before me. 774 01:20:58,143 --> 01:20:59,520 Frank... 775 01:21:03,567 --> 01:21:06,027 When's this going to stop? 776 01:21:06,402 --> 01:21:09,072 You should already know that. 777 01:21:11,700 --> 01:21:13,994 I want you to watch the movie screen. 778 01:21:16,205 --> 01:21:19,000 There's something l want to show you. 779 01:21:27,009 --> 01:21:29,387 Have you ever seen a portal? 780 01:21:50,327 --> 01:21:52,330 Burn it to the ground. 781 01:23:06,664 --> 01:23:10,127 Ok. Now, girls, l want you to concentrate. 782 01:23:10,502 --> 01:23:13,005 Failure is not an option. 783 01:23:13,088 --> 01:23:18,303 And, Bethany, if you feel the need to vomit up there, just swallow it. 784 01:23:18,804 --> 01:23:22,432 - Ok, Mom. - Hey, you guys, good luck out there. 785 01:24:02,310 --> 01:24:04,646 Now, that was really something. 786 01:24:04,730 --> 01:24:07,942 Thank you, Cherita Chen, with "Autumn Angel". 787 01:24:08,026 --> 01:24:10,987 Now the moment we've all been waiting for is here 788 01:24:11,071 --> 01:24:15,826 It is my very distinct pleasure to introduce to you Emily Bates, Suzy Bailey, 789 01:24:15,911 --> 01:24:19,956 Samantha Darko, Beth Farmer and Joanie James. 790 01:24:20,289 --> 01:24:22,417 They are Sparkle Motion. 791 01:27:15,572 --> 01:27:17,742 How long was I asleep for? 792 01:27:18,617 --> 01:27:20,286 Whole movie. 793 01:28:02,959 --> 01:28:05,755 Well, look what the cat dragged in! 794 01:28:08,800 --> 01:28:10,969 How you doing, Donnie? 795 01:28:17,226 --> 01:28:19,937 Your little sister was broken-hearted 796 01:28:20,020 --> 01:28:22,941 that you missed her big show last night. 797 01:28:24,568 --> 01:28:26,111 - Dad? - Hm? 798 01:28:27,237 --> 01:28:28,739 I'm crazy. 799 01:28:29,949 --> 01:28:32,242 You're not crazy. 800 01:28:33,660 --> 01:28:35,705 I used to be crazy. 801 01:28:38,917 --> 01:28:40,794 But you're not crazy. 802 01:28:44,548 --> 01:28:46,134 - Look, you're my only son... - I know... 803 01:28:46,218 --> 01:28:52,307 No, hold it. I know I'm not the best communicator, but... 804 01:28:55,269 --> 01:29:00,566 ...whatever happens to you. Be honest, tell the truth, 805 01:29:01,943 --> 01:29:05,572 even if they do look at you funny -they will. 806 01:29:05,657 --> 01:29:08,535 But what you gotta understand, son, 807 01:29:08,618 --> 01:29:12,038 is that almost all of those people are full of shit. 808 01:29:18,379 --> 01:29:22,467 They're all part of this great big conspiracy of bullshit. 809 01:29:24,970 --> 01:29:27,723 And they're scared of people like you. 810 01:29:29,099 --> 01:29:30,976 Because those bullshitters know 811 01:29:31,059 --> 01:29:33,938 that you're smarter than all of them. 812 01:29:35,857 --> 01:29:38,776 You know what you say to people like that? Hm? 813 01:29:41,947 --> 01:29:43,700 "Fuck you." 814 01:29:48,163 --> 01:29:51,958 The blaze was extinguished sometime after 8,00 last night. 815 01:29:52,041 --> 01:29:54,711 Firefighters discovered what has been referred to 816 01:29:54,795 --> 01:29:57,006 as a kiddie porn dungeon, 817 01:29:57,507 --> 01:30:03,389 Cunningham, who has become a recent celebrity, was arrested... 818 01:30:03,472 --> 01:30:07,018 - Oh, my God! 819 01:30:07,393 --> 01:30:11,188 Arson has not been ruled out as the cause of the fire, 820 01:30:11,647 --> 01:30:15,235 Now a group of Cunning Vision employees... 821 01:30:15,318 --> 01:30:16,862 Dad played golf with that guy. 822 01:30:16,946 --> 01:30:19,156 ...vehemently denied the alleged link 823 01:30:19,239 --> 01:30:22,285 to a child pornography publishing circuit. 824 01:30:22,368 --> 01:30:26,331 In a vicious statement, Connie attacked fire department officials, 825 01:30:26,456 --> 01:30:28,625 claiming a mass conspiracy. 826 01:30:33,214 --> 01:30:36,551 I'm sorry, Karen. This is a progressive school, 827 01:30:37,260 --> 01:30:40,806 But we don't feel the methods you have undertaken here are appropriate. 828 01:30:41,891 --> 01:30:44,894 What exactly about my methods are inappropriate? 829 01:30:51,651 --> 01:30:54,989 I am sorry that you have failed. 830 01:30:59,160 --> 01:31:02,664 Now, if you'll excuse me, l have another appointment. 831 01:31:03,916 --> 01:31:06,585 You can finish out the week. 832 01:31:12,300 --> 01:31:14,886 Fuck! 833 01:31:37,913 --> 01:31:40,749 Good afternoon. It gives me great pleasure to announce 834 01:31:40,833 --> 01:31:43,711 that the Middlesex Ridge School dance team 835 01:31:43,794 --> 01:31:48,632 has been invited to perform on "Star Search '88" in Los Angeles, California. 836 01:32:16,665 --> 01:32:21,295 - I know now a terrible thing is coming. - What do you mean? 837 01:32:21,379 --> 01:32:27,927 The field, the field, it's covered with blood, 838 01:32:28,887 --> 01:32:31,640 Blood? Don't be silly. 839 01:32:44,530 --> 01:32:49,285 All right, it's getting dark, We should get back to the burrow. 840 01:32:49,369 --> 01:32:54,124 Back to the burrow? It'll come there, it's all around us! 841 01:32:54,208 --> 01:32:57,544 - Stop it, Fiver, - We've got to leave here. 842 01:33:05,720 --> 01:33:09,099 When the other rabbits hear of Fiver's vision, 843 01:33:09,183 --> 01:33:10,518 Do they believe him? 844 01:33:10,601 --> 01:33:12,562 Why should we care? 845 01:33:13,939 --> 01:33:16,441 Because the rabbits are us, Donnie. 846 01:33:17,275 --> 01:33:19,361 Why should I mourn for a rabbit? Like it was human. 847 01:33:19,653 --> 01:33:23,532 Are you saying that the death of one species is less tragic than another? 848 01:33:23,783 --> 01:33:26,744 Of course. A rabbit's not like us. 849 01:33:26,994 --> 01:33:29,497 You know, it has no history books, no photographs, 850 01:33:29,581 --> 01:33:31,875 no knowledge of sorrow or regret. 851 01:33:31,958 --> 01:33:36,339 I'm sorry. Don't get me wrong, You know l like rabbits. 852 01:33:36,422 --> 01:33:38,132 They're cute and horny. 853 01:33:38,217 --> 01:33:40,593 And if you're cute and horny, You're probably happy. 854 01:33:40,678 --> 01:33:42,929 You don't know who you are or why you're even alive. 855 01:33:43,012 --> 01:33:47,059 I mean, you just want to have sex as many times as possible before you die. 856 01:33:47,935 --> 01:33:51,522 I just don't see the point in crying over a dead rabbit... 857 01:33:52,315 --> 01:33:56,111 who never even feared death to begin with. 858 01:33:57,113 --> 01:33:58,239 You're wrong. 859 01:33:58,322 --> 01:34:02,284 These rabbits can talk, they are the product of the author's imagination. 860 01:34:02,368 --> 01:34:04,954 And he cares for them, so we care for them, 861 01:34:05,037 --> 01:34:07,708 Otherwise we've just missed the point. 862 01:34:10,794 --> 01:34:14,299 Aren't we forgetting about the miracle of storytelling? 863 01:34:15,842 --> 01:34:19,388 The deus ex machina? The god machine? 864 01:34:21,390 --> 01:34:23,643 That's what saved the rabbits. 865 01:34:30,567 --> 01:34:33,403 No, it was ridiculous. I'll call you back. 866 01:34:35,614 --> 01:34:37,617 - Rose. - Kitty. 867 01:34:39,535 --> 01:34:43,999 Rose, I'm sure you're aware of the horrible allegations against Jim Cunningham. 868 01:34:44,082 --> 01:34:47,336 I know I saw it on TV. Something about a kiddie porn dungeon... 869 01:34:47,419 --> 01:34:50,173 Oh, please, please! Don't use those words! 870 01:34:51,549 --> 01:34:55,596 It's obviously some kind of conspiracy to destroy an innocent man. 871 01:34:56,138 --> 01:35:00,434 And I have taken it upon myself to spearhead the Jim Cunningham defence campaign. 872 01:35:02,645 --> 01:35:07,025 Rose, I have to appear at his arraignment tomorrow morning. 873 01:35:07,109 --> 01:35:11,363 And as you know the girls are scheduled to leave for Los Angeles in the morning. 874 01:35:11,446 --> 01:35:15,827 Now, as their coach, I was the obvious choice to chaperone them on their trip. 875 01:35:15,910 --> 01:35:19,122 - But now you can't go. - Yes. 876 01:35:20,457 --> 01:35:23,293 Now, believe me, of all the other mothers, 877 01:35:23,377 --> 01:35:25,671 I would never dream of asking you. 878 01:35:25,754 --> 01:35:28,633 But none of the other mothers are available to go. 879 01:35:31,010 --> 01:35:35,349 I don't know, Kitty. It's a bad weekend. Eddie's in New York. 880 01:35:36,559 --> 01:35:39,478 Rose, I don't know if you realise 881 01:35:39,561 --> 01:35:43,483 what an opportunity this is for our daughters! 882 01:35:44,234 --> 01:35:49,657 This has been a dream of Samantha's and all of ours for a long time. 883 01:35:49,741 --> 01:35:52,327 I made her lead dancer! 884 01:35:53,537 --> 01:35:57,499 Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion! 885 01:36:28,201 --> 01:36:30,787 Elizabeth will be in charge. 886 01:36:31,204 --> 01:36:33,707 She'll drive you to therapy. 887 01:36:34,333 --> 01:36:36,000 And if you need anything, 888 01:36:36,084 --> 01:36:39,088 you promise me that you will call Dr Thurman? 889 01:36:49,308 --> 01:36:52,896 How's it feel to have a wacko for a son? 890 01:36:58,067 --> 01:36:59,903 It feels wonderful. 891 01:37:32,399 --> 01:37:34,609 Here... I'm sorry! Here you are! 892 01:37:37,237 --> 01:37:40,366 - Hey, you guys are gonna win. I know it. - So do I. 893 01:37:40,908 --> 01:37:45,580 Here's the keys. There's tons of food in the fridge and I left money on the kitchen table And please do not... 894 01:37:45,664 --> 01:37:48,500 Mom, go. You're gonna miss your plane. 895 01:37:48,584 --> 01:37:51,171 Mom, I need... 896 01:37:52,756 --> 01:37:55,508 There's nothing broken in my brain. 897 01:37:56,176 --> 01:37:58,762 - I know. - Bye, Donnie. 898 01:38:03,851 --> 01:38:06,729 Ok, go. Go! 899 01:38:29,631 --> 01:38:31,174 Hello, Donnie. 900 01:38:31,966 --> 01:38:33,009 It's Friday. 901 01:38:33,093 --> 01:38:36,847 Shouldn't you be off with your friends, scaring old people? 902 01:38:41,853 --> 01:38:45,816 - What's going on? - I don't know. That's a good question. 903 01:38:47,902 --> 01:38:52,615 Suffice, to say I'm no longer your English teacher. They fired me. 904 01:38:53,198 --> 01:38:56,994 That's bullshit! You're the only good teacher here. 905 01:39:00,207 --> 01:39:01,375 Thank you. 906 01:39:03,920 --> 01:39:05,671 What's "cellar door"? 907 01:39:07,424 --> 01:39:09,760 This famous linguist once said 908 01:39:09,844 --> 01:39:13,472 that of all the phrases in the English language, 909 01:39:13,555 --> 01:39:17,685 of all the endless combinations of words in all of history, 910 01:39:17,768 --> 01:39:20,814 "cellar door" is the most beautiful. 911 01:39:20,897 --> 01:39:22,774 "Cellar door." 912 01:39:56,980 --> 01:40:00,901 I promise that one day everything's gonna be better for you. 913 01:40:03,237 --> 01:40:04,530 Chut up! 914 01:40:18,630 --> 01:40:22,301 - I want to talk about your past today. - No- 915 01:40:23,218 --> 01:40:26,180 I want to talk about you and your parents. 916 01:40:27,723 --> 01:40:31,310 They didn't buy me what I wanted for Christmas. 917 01:40:32,061 --> 01:40:34,856 What did you want for Christmas that year? 918 01:40:35,816 --> 01:40:38,235 Hungry Hungry Hippos. 919 01:40:40,195 --> 01:40:44,326 How did you feel, being denied these Hungry Hungry Hippos? 920 01:40:45,536 --> 01:40:49,038 - Regret. - What else makes you feel regret? 921 01:40:52,292 --> 01:40:56,255 - That I did it again. - You did it again? 922 01:40:58,133 --> 01:41:02,137 I flooded my school and I burned down that pervert's house. 923 01:41:05,141 --> 01:41:08,602 I only have a few days left before they catch me. 924 01:41:08,685 --> 01:41:10,646 Did Frank tell you to do these things? 925 01:41:10,730 --> 01:41:14,568 I have to obey him. He saved my life. 926 01:41:15,444 --> 01:41:18,489 I have to obey him or I'll be left all alone. 927 01:41:18,573 --> 01:41:20,408 And then... 928 01:41:21,493 --> 01:41:25,372 And then I won't be able to figure out what this is all about. 929 01:41:25,831 --> 01:41:28,542 I won't be able to know his master plan. 930 01:41:29,710 --> 01:41:33,715 Do you mean God's master plan? 931 01:41:33,798 --> 01:41:35,884 Do you now believe in God? 932 01:41:35,968 --> 01:41:38,971 I have the power to build a time machine. 933 01:41:39,972 --> 01:41:41,891 How is that possible? 934 01:41:44,603 --> 01:41:47,563 How is time travel possible, Donnie? 935 01:41:48,190 --> 01:41:50,400 Time's up, Frank said. 936 01:41:50,776 --> 01:41:54,029 - When is this going to happen? - Soon. 937 01:42:15,304 --> 01:42:17,472 What is going to happen? 938 01:42:21,478 --> 01:42:24,730 - Frank is gonna kill. - Who is he going to kill? 939 01:42:29,611 --> 01:42:32,740 - Who is he going to kill, Donnie? - I can see him right now! 940 01:42:37,913 --> 01:42:40,207 The sky's gonna open up. 941 01:42:46,714 --> 01:42:52,596 If the sky were to suddenly open up, there would be no law, there would be no rule. 942 01:42:53,514 --> 01:42:56,893 There would only be you and your memories, 943 01:42:57,393 --> 01:43:01,273 The choices you've made and the people you've touched. 944 01:43:02,483 --> 01:43:07,488 If this world were to end, there would only be you and him... 945 01:43:09,407 --> 01:43:11,325 ...and no one else. 946 01:43:41,361 --> 01:43:44,029 You can stop taking your medication. 947 01:43:44,113 --> 01:43:48,451 They're placebos. Just pills made out of water. 948 01:43:50,287 --> 01:43:51,621 Thank you. 949 01:43:52,623 --> 01:43:54,083 Donnie... 950 01:43:56,210 --> 01:44:01,133 An atheist is someone who denies altogether the existence of God. 951 01:44:01,507 --> 01:44:03,301 You're an agnostic. 952 01:44:04,093 --> 01:44:06,596 An agnostic is someone... 953 01:44:07,639 --> 01:44:11,269 who believes that there can be no proof of the existence of God, 954 01:44:11,352 --> 01:44:16,316 but does not deny a possibility that God exists. 955 01:44:24,075 --> 01:44:26,285 Goodbye, Dr Thurman. 956 01:44:49,395 --> 01:44:50,438 Hey. 957 01:44:52,023 --> 01:44:53,316 I got in. 958 01:44:57,947 --> 01:44:59,615 I am going to Harvard. 959 01:45:01,784 --> 01:45:05,330 Hey, we should totally throw a party. I mean Mom and Dad are gone. 960 01:45:05,413 --> 01:45:08,709 It's Halloween Carnival. We could totally get away with it. 961 01:45:08,793 --> 01:45:12,297 Ok. But it has to be small, right? 962 01:45:45,042 --> 01:45:48,546 We got eggs, water balloons and a dozen rolls of toilet paper. 963 01:45:48,629 --> 01:45:50,840 I stole four beers from my dad. 964 01:45:50,924 --> 01:45:54,303 - We got a keg. - Keg beer is for pussies. 965 01:46:17,579 --> 01:46:20,248 Rose, this is Lilian Thurman. 966 01:46:20,875 --> 01:46:24,504 It is extremely important that you call me as soon as you get this message. 967 01:46:24,587 --> 01:46:25,797 Thank you. 968 01:46:50,909 --> 01:46:51,952 You ok? 969 01:46:54,205 --> 01:46:56,165 Yeah. My mom's gone. 970 01:46:58,333 --> 01:46:59,877 You want to come in? 971 01:47:23,821 --> 01:47:25,740 I don't know. 972 01:47:25,824 --> 01:47:29,995 She didn't leave a note and the house was all messed up. 973 01:47:31,455 --> 01:47:33,333 But you're ok. 974 01:47:36,460 --> 01:47:38,212 Did you call the cops? 975 01:47:39,255 --> 01:47:41,007 Yeah, they said l should leave the house 976 01:47:41,091 --> 01:47:44,845 and that I should go to a safe place. 977 01:47:46,931 --> 01:47:51,311 I'm just so scared. I keep thinking something awful is happening and... 978 01:47:53,522 --> 01:47:56,065 It's my fucking stepdad, I know it. 979 01:48:06,036 --> 01:48:10,041 I guess some people are just born with tragedy in their blood. 980 01:48:14,963 --> 01:48:18,800 - Hey, have you guys seen Frank? - No, I think they said they were going on a beer run. 981 01:48:22,805 --> 01:48:26,559 If you're there, please pick up. Oh, well, Good news, 982 01:48:26,643 --> 01:48:29,104 The girls got three and a half stars 983 01:48:29,187 --> 01:48:31,732 and they get to comeback for the quarter-finals. 984 01:48:31,815 --> 01:48:34,818 Samantha was amazing, Anyway... 985 01:48:34,902 --> 01:48:37,488 We're gonna take the red-eye back tonight and... 986 01:48:37,571 --> 01:48:40,449 - Mom, the plane's about to leave. - Yeah. Ok. 987 01:48:40,534 --> 01:48:43,495 We'll take the red-eye back tonight, we should arrive around 8:30 in the morning. 988 01:48:44,372 --> 01:48:48,376 Um... I hope everything's... I hope everything's all right. 989 01:48:48,876 --> 01:48:50,504 I love you. Bye. 990 01:50:53,434 --> 01:50:55,854 - Come with me. - Where are we going? 991 01:50:56,187 --> 01:50:58,941 - Donnie? - Look, we gotta go. 992 01:51:00,109 --> 01:51:03,446 - We have to see Grandma Death. - Why? Is it about the book? 993 01:51:03,530 --> 01:51:05,198 - No, it's Frank. - Donnie... 994 01:51:05,281 --> 01:51:07,492 Time is running out! We gotta go. 995 01:51:53,795 --> 01:51:56,923 Donnie, nobody's here. Let's just forget about it. 996 01:51:58,801 --> 01:52:00,720 "Cellar door." 997 01:52:00,803 --> 01:52:02,096 What? 998 01:53:04,667 --> 01:53:06,293 Donnie! Donnie! 999 01:53:10,256 --> 01:53:11,466 Donnie! 1000 01:53:12,509 --> 01:53:15,847 - Why the fuck are you here? - Hey! Oh, my God! 1001 01:53:20,018 --> 01:53:21,854 - You're dead! - What do we do? 1002 01:53:21,937 --> 01:53:24,021 - Oh! Shit! - Leave them alone! 1003 01:53:28,110 --> 01:53:30,697 Don't fucking move! Don't fucking move! What did I say? 1004 01:53:39,457 --> 01:53:40,958 There's a car! 1005 01:53:42,669 --> 01:53:45,171 - Get the hell out of here, now! - Come on! 1006 01:53:46,172 --> 01:53:48,508 Seth, there's a car coming. Let's go! 1007 01:53:48,591 --> 01:53:51,011 I have a bigger knife now. 1008 01:53:52,262 --> 01:53:53,305 Fuck! 1009 01:54:00,647 --> 01:54:02,983 Did you call the fucking cops? 1010 01:54:03,066 --> 01:54:05,736 - Deus ex machina. - What did you just say? 1011 01:54:07,822 --> 01:54:11,118 - What the fuck did you just say? - Our saviour. 1012 01:54:15,665 --> 01:54:16,499 Donnie! 1013 01:54:47,575 --> 01:54:48,911 Frank... 1014 01:55:14,649 --> 01:55:16,067 Is she dead? 1015 01:55:25,160 --> 01:55:28,706 What were you guys doing in the middle of the road?! What were you thinking? 1016 01:55:36,423 --> 01:55:37,549 Go home! 1017 01:55:38,843 --> 01:55:41,637 Go home and tell your parents everything's gonne be ok. 1018 01:55:43,180 --> 01:55:44,515 Go! 1019 01:56:12,255 --> 01:56:17,762 The storm is coming. You must hurry. 1020 01:58:51,395 --> 01:58:53,647 I'm going home. 1021 02:01:00,083 --> 02:01:04,129 Dear Roberta Sparrow, I've reached the end of your book 1022 02:01:04,630 --> 02:01:07,675 and there's so many things l need to ask you. 1023 02:01:08,551 --> 02:01:11,720 Sometimes I'm afraid of what you might tell me. 1024 02:01:15,642 --> 02:01:17,686 Sometimes I'm afraid that you'll tell me 1025 02:01:17,769 --> 02:01:20,189 that this is not a work of fiction. 1026 02:01:20,940 --> 02:01:25,362 I can only hope that the answers will come to me in my sleep. 1027 02:01:26,614 --> 02:01:29,282 I hope that when the world comes to an end 1028 02:01:29,366 --> 02:01:32,452 I can breathe a sigh of relief 1029 02:01:32,535 --> 02:01:36,207 because there will be so much to look forward to. 1030 02:06:22,323 --> 02:06:24,826 Hey. What's going on? 1031 02:06:26,746 --> 02:06:31,084 Horrible accident. My neighbour... got killed. 1032 02:06:32,711 --> 02:06:36,257 - What happened? - Got smushed by a jet engine. 1033 02:06:42,805 --> 02:06:44,473 What was his name? 1034 02:06:45,016 --> 02:06:47,228 Donnie. Donnie Darko. 1035 02:06:50,147 --> 02:06:52,525 I feel bad for his family. 1036 02:06:53,235 --> 02:06:54,695 Yeah. 1037 02:07:02,077 --> 02:07:04,037 Did you know him? 1038 02:07:07,250 --> 02:07:09,085 No.