1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:59,720 --> 00:01:03,080 I hear you're having troubles. No wonder! Look at you. 4 00:01:04,280 --> 00:01:08,120 You wanna change your life so you come to hear the story. 5 00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:12,160 High school popularity ain't a contest, it's a war. 6 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:14,880 Dizzy Harrison is its greatest casualty. 7 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:17,600 See, his story is really my story. 8 00:01:17,640 --> 00:01:20,400 Because behind every so-called hero... 9 00:01:20,440 --> 00:01:24,240 is a little pissed off dude that don't get no credit! 10 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:29,760 We have to go back a ways. 11 00:01:29,800 --> 00:01:34,160 Even as a small child, Dizzy Harrison had his own particular style. 12 00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:15,800 As you can see, I didn't have a lot to work with. 13 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:06,720 I hurt myself! 14 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,600 Things didn't get any better from there. 15 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:13,880 As the years went by, he got taller, whiter, skinnier. 16 00:03:15,080 --> 00:03:17,760 First day, senior year. 17 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:21,840 And we're gonna be the top dogs. 18 00:03:27,720 --> 00:03:31,200 -I wish I'd drowned this summer. -We all do, Kirk. 19 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:33,760 We'll always be blips. 20 00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:36,400 -Blips? -We're barely on the radar! 21 00:03:36,760 --> 00:03:41,240 -Not this year. We're seniors now. -I'm with Dizzy on this one. 22 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:44,000 It's never too late to make a change. 23 00:03:45,320 --> 00:03:46,920 Full metal jacket. 24 00:03:48,720 --> 00:03:50,800 Dad, put those away! 25 00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:53,080 You're such a dork! 26 00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:55,520 I say we bail. Home schooling? 27 00:03:55,560 --> 00:03:59,720 -My dad could teach drinking. -Nobody bails, bands stick together. 28 00:04:04,360 --> 00:04:08,040 Guys, relax. Music has the power to transform. 29 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:15,640 -There's some pain. -Good luck, son! 30 00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:17,600 Yo, Blip? Little help? 31 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:25,240 I'll never get used to that. 32 00:04:26,640 --> 00:04:27,920 Can anyone help me? 33 00:04:29,360 --> 00:04:30,480 Get out of the way! 34 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:40,280 -You're not going to talk to her. -That is Tina Ass-Good, man! 35 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:44,640 Like a wood elf versus Al'Kabor. You'll get power leveled! 36 00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:47,400 We're not playing EverQuest, we're on Earth. 37 00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:49,240 Speak for yourself. 38 00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:51,120 I'm going in. 39 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:55,640 Take that. 40 00:04:57,600 --> 00:04:59,640 I know I can do this. 41 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:01,880 -Tina! -You are? 42 00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:03,120 Dizzy. 43 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:07,160 -You gonna help me, or what? -Yeah! 44 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:10,880 You got to know your... 45 00:05:13,520 --> 00:05:14,880 It's very technical. 46 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:18,720 A blip is talking to Tina Osgood. Look at my boy! 47 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,680 Didn't they tie you up last year and make you wear rubber breasts? 48 00:05:25,320 --> 00:05:27,200 You remember! That's really sweet. 49 00:05:27,640 --> 00:05:32,200 I imagine God having an ass like that. Did that sound gay? 50 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:35,240 I've been thinking, we're seniors now... 51 00:05:36,080 --> 00:05:38,760 and maybe sometime, if you wanted to drink coffee... 52 00:05:39,080 --> 00:05:40,360 near me... 53 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:43,240 I would pay. 54 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:45,480 -Truthfully? -Yeah. 55 00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:47,240 -You're not my-- -Type. 56 00:05:49,080 --> 00:05:54,040 You know those moments when a man makes a decision that'll change his life... 57 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:58,040 and he steps up to become the hero he was meant to be? 58 00:05:58,480 --> 00:05:59,880 This ain't one of those moments. 59 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:02,640 I thought about this type thing. 60 00:06:02,680 --> 00:06:05,360 To be honest, you're not my type either. 61 00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:08,880 Did you think that'd work? 62 00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:11,640 No, but I thought it was worth giving it a shot. 63 00:06:12,240 --> 00:06:13,760 You know something? 64 00:06:15,320 --> 00:06:17,800 Yo, freak! What are you doing? 65 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:20,800 Talking. Innocent conversation. 66 00:06:20,840 --> 00:06:23,120 Innocent? Then what's this? 67 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:30,520 -Oh, my God! That's disgusting! -Loser, nice pup tent! 68 00:06:31,440 --> 00:06:33,280 We need to cover you up. 69 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:39,680 What is this? 70 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:42,640 Mrs. Whitman! It's my... 71 00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:44,520 It's mine now! 72 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:50,280 Is this a weapon? You can't bring loaded weapons to school! 73 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:52,480 You're tearing the skin! 74 00:06:55,920 --> 00:06:57,720 My deal! 75 00:06:58,080 --> 00:07:00,560 I'm showing this to Principal Zaylor. 76 00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:02,640 Cut it out! 77 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:29,680 I know what you're thinking. It's not medically possible. 78 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:32,520 But let me ask you this. Are you a doctor? 79 00:07:34,440 --> 00:07:38,640 I have good news. Your son's condition is treatable. 80 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:43,160 What condition? The fact that I can pee around a corner? 81 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:45,560 -Watch your mouth. -He can't help it. 82 00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:48,800 What's wrong with Dizzy, in medical terms... 83 00:07:49,680 --> 00:07:51,760 it's called Tourette's syndrome. 84 00:07:53,480 --> 00:07:54,480 Tourette's syndrome? 85 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:59,160 -Are you out of your fucking mind? -Language, son. 86 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:03,160 You won't cure him with force, Papa Bear. 87 00:08:03,760 --> 00:08:07,200 It's going to take a lot of hugs and a lot of drugs. 88 00:08:07,680 --> 00:08:10,800 Only take one of these a day. Nice pack. 89 00:08:19,320 --> 00:08:20,320 There he is. 90 00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:21,360 Diz? 91 00:08:23,160 --> 00:08:25,560 They gave me these pills for my Tourette's, 92 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:27,440 but they're not working. 93 00:08:27,480 --> 00:08:30,120 Come on, it's not that bad. 94 00:08:31,360 --> 00:08:32,520 Not that bad? 95 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:35,160 At least as blips... 96 00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:37,360 we were invisible. 97 00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:40,480 You break your dick in front of the whole school... 98 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:41,880 people remember that. 99 00:08:42,320 --> 00:08:43,600 His life is ruined. 100 00:08:43,640 --> 00:08:45,040 I mean, I'm an idiot. 101 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:48,320 I'll never be able to go back to school again. 102 00:08:49,360 --> 00:08:51,360 I need more of these pills. 103 00:08:56,880 --> 00:09:00,440 How can you be depressed with all this beautiful church music playing? 104 00:09:22,040 --> 00:09:24,200 Yes, yes, yes! 105 00:09:24,240 --> 00:09:29,600 Thank you, brothers and sisters of the Sunshine Gospel Choir. 106 00:09:30,040 --> 00:09:33,200 Very stirring. Very hip. 107 00:09:33,720 --> 00:09:36,280 -Amen! -Yes, yes, yes. 108 00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:41,120 Now, do the rest of you young people know what else is hip? 109 00:09:41,160 --> 00:09:44,880 Sexual abstinence. Can I get an amen on that? 110 00:09:44,920 --> 00:09:46,360 Amen! 111 00:09:46,400 --> 00:09:49,360 -Glory hallelujah! -Glory hallelujah! 112 00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:53,600 -I said, glory hallelujah! -Glory hallelujah! 113 00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:55,840 Glory hallelujah! 114 00:09:56,880 --> 00:09:59,160 Ladies and gentlemen... 115 00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:01,120 brothers and sisters... 116 00:10:01,760 --> 00:10:05,080 I'd like to talk to you all about sex! 117 00:10:05,120 --> 00:10:09,120 -The devil's middle name, sex! -Amen! 118 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:12,880 Do you know what the best form of sexual abstinence is? 119 00:10:14,320 --> 00:10:15,560 Being me. 120 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,080 -Can I get an amen? -Amen! 121 00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:23,000 Do you wanna talk about some pain? Let me hear you! 122 00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:26,400 -That boy's got the spirit! -He's an idiot! 123 00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:30,520 Has a member of the opposite sex ever told you you're not her type? 124 00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:34,280 Let me hear you shout "Amen"... 125 00:10:34,920 --> 00:10:38,760 if you ever had duct tape ripped off your naked buttocks! 126 00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:42,560 Let me hear you shout "Amen" 127 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:46,240 if you ever had your manhood right-angled... 128 00:10:46,280 --> 00:10:49,600 in front of the entire congregation! 129 00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:54,480 Now let me hear you shout "Amen" up high. 130 00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:57,480 -Amen! -Let me hear you shout "Amen"! 131 00:10:57,520 --> 00:11:01,520 Diz was in pain. He was in trouble. He needed guidance. 132 00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:06,920 He's about to get a lesson in bad, from the best in the business. 133 00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:11,520 What happened to Paco? 134 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:17,800 -I got no answer to that question. -Back up. The new man is mine. 135 00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:20,440 Not the crazy eyes, Luther. I was just messing. 136 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:21,800 Been looking at my Janet? 137 00:11:22,920 --> 00:11:24,320 No. No way. 138 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:32,440 Eighteen years and 41 days, it's me and you, baby. 139 00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:38,760 Okay, I'm scared. 140 00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:41,560 Guard? 141 00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:45,360 Relax, white boy. 142 00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:48,440 What'd you do to get in here? 143 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:54,600 I'm not really sure. I've been heavily medicated lately... 144 00:11:55,320 --> 00:11:59,280 and the last thing that I remember is my dad dropping me off at school. 145 00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:02,360 -You in high school? -Yes. 146 00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:08,360 I still get chills thinking about it. 147 00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:10,400 Fish sticks! 148 00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:15,880 I've officially become the biggest loser at my school. 149 00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:18,200 I don't think I'll be going back there. 150 00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:20,200 It's okay. 151 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:22,520 I know what you mean. 152 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:26,280 -I see that. -I was the bitch at the last prison! 153 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:31,080 I remember, they strapped me to a chair with duct tape... 154 00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:34,360 -in a dress. -With makeup? 155 00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:37,560 -And fake rubber breasts. -Rubber breasts! 156 00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:42,600 My brother... 157 00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:45,480 come on over here and sit down. 158 00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:48,520 A high school... 159 00:12:48,840 --> 00:12:50,480 it's a lot like prison. 160 00:12:51,160 --> 00:12:53,320 Bad food, high fences. 161 00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:57,520 The sex you want, you ain't getting. The sex you getting... 162 00:12:57,560 --> 00:12:58,920 you don't want. 163 00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:01,600 I've seen terrible things. 164 00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:07,720 Yesterday, an 80-year-old librarian broke my penis. 165 00:13:09,520 --> 00:13:10,640 You win. 166 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,520 How did you change things? 167 00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:18,000 I got myself thrown out of the last prison and I started fresh here. 168 00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:20,120 That worked? 169 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:21,880 Watch this. 170 00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:29,200 Wow! 171 00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:34,200 That's what I gotta do. Switch prisons and start over. 172 00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:37,400 You gotta tell me what you did to get kicked out. 173 00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:39,360 The first thing I did... 174 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:42,080 is broke all the rules. 175 00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:44,800 I can break all the rules. 176 00:13:44,840 --> 00:13:50,840 -Then I started acting crazy. -Yeah! I can act all crazy. 177 00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:54,840 I grabbed a broken mop handle and snapped it across the warden's butt. 178 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:05,080 I don't have to do this alone. Let's all get expelled together. 179 00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:08,520 -That's okay. You can go. -What about you, Glen? 180 00:14:08,560 --> 00:14:11,680 No, I talk big, but I'm not as tough as I look. 181 00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:13,000 Okay, here we go. 182 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,560 What are you thinking, Mr. Harrison? 183 00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:22,920 You know, you're right. What am I thinking? 184 00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:28,640 Everybody, the answer to number 23 is Guam. 185 00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:31,320 -Thanks, Broke-wood. -Mr. Luberoff? 186 00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:36,040 Plenty more where this came from at finals time. 187 00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:44,200 My Lord, Dizzy! Cheating, bribery? Those are grounds for expulsion! 188 00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:47,200 Or an obvious cry for help. 189 00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:57,200 What's Broke-wood doing? 190 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:23,360 That's Principal Zaylor! 191 00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:32,560 You're a fighter! 192 00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:34,560 Try this! 193 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:37,880 Shit it! Shit it! Say mercy! 194 00:15:42,640 --> 00:15:45,480 You're almost at the head of the class! 195 00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:53,160 And, cut! 196 00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:01,320 This is the part of my job I hate. 197 00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:03,440 Expelling people? 198 00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:07,080 No, silly. We're going to double your medication... 199 00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:10,320 increase your therapy, and you may have to stay another year. 200 00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:13,440 Loser, how's it hanging? 201 00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:19,240 That toilet-cam was your best work ever. 202 00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:22,000 Looks like I'm stuck here for the rest of my life. 203 00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:28,400 Or am I? 204 00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:36,240 -Hey! Hey! -What are you doing? 205 00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:40,560 Halt! 206 00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:45,480 Did you just break that mop? Give me that! 207 00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:46,560 Yes! 208 00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:51,040 You destroyed school property. You're expelled. 209 00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:53,720 Yes! 210 00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:59,200 -I did it. I busted out. -I knew you had it in you. 211 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:02,240 -Ready to be Luthercized? -Preach, my brother! 212 00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:05,320 I'm gonna take you from bitch to bull. 213 00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:16,440 You wanna get a reputation at your new school... 214 00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:19,480 you'll have to crack open heads, day one. 215 00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:22,760 Find the biggest, baddest cat and whup his ass! 216 00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:28,640 -Make sure everybody sees him go down. -Everybody sees him go down. Got it. 217 00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:33,880 You know, some people are born with that knowledge. 218 00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:37,320 -Like Barclay. -Who's Barclay? 219 00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:39,360 He's the bully at my last school. 220 00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:44,480 He might be born with it but with my insights, street smarts 221 00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:48,680 and knowledge of every action movie, we're gonna perfect it. 222 00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:59,160 Don't worry about that. Happens every day. 223 00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:02,400 Same cat. Never gets away. Come on. 224 00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:07,120 First thing you do is gouge the dude's eyes out 225 00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:08,760 so he can't see to fight. 226 00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:11,080 Hey, this kid's in high school. 227 00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:16,400 Then you're going to want to fight dirty. All right, set your feet. 228 00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:18,480 Spread your palms. 229 00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:21,240 Tiger Claw! 230 00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:23,520 Are you sure it's not Tiger Paw? 231 00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:30,160 Tiger Claw! Now you're ready! 232 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,640 Just watch my hands. 233 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:43,800 Grab some rope. You gotta build some muscle. 234 00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:46,360 You act like you can't get up there. 235 00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:49,440 Motivation is on the way. 236 00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:53,360 Yes, indeedy, feed the needy. There you go! 237 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,600 Luther, what are you doing? 238 00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:58,720 -Get up there! That's it. -What's that burning? It's me! 239 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:05,200 Just roll around. You'll be all right. 240 00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:07,920 If you can't act tough, you gotta look tough. 241 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:17,160 Butch up, girlie-pants! 242 00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:18,800 -Got a sec? -What? 243 00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:20,280 Phone call for you, warden. 244 00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:23,640 My wife again? 245 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,680 I'll never get tired of that. 246 00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:39,320 You talk the talk, you gotta walk the walk. 247 00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:41,840 Otherwise, you'll be lined in chalk. 248 00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:44,480 Let me introduce you to somebody. 249 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,400 The Funkmaster. 250 00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:55,160 Somebody, give me a beat! 251 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:03,840 Them crazy eyes? 252 00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:08,080 Like someone hits you in the head and your eyes almost jump out your skull! 253 00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:10,000 Try it! 254 00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:13,440 This is the "Brother, where my money" walk. 255 00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:15,080 Where it at? 256 00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:19,200 About to bust a cap. About to bust a cap. 257 00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:23,440 Flare your nostril up! You gotta open them up. 258 00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:26,080 So everybody can see the rocks, the boogers up in there. 259 00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:35,400 Loosen the ass. 260 00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:38,880 That's too loose. 261 00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:43,480 They'll play you like a bitch, you gotta hit them with the bitch first! 262 00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:46,360 Like, "Who's the bitch now?" 263 00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:48,000 Watch this. 264 00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:55,880 Try it. Try it! 265 00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:04,680 Who's the bitch now? 266 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:11,160 Half Brad Pitt Fight Club, half Anne Heche If These Walls Could Talk. 267 00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:12,840 For your student ID. 268 00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:14,760 Your new driver's license. 269 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,320 This one's for the Player's Club. 270 00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:26,840 That ain't right. 271 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:31,720 Really cock it! You know what I'm saying? Cock it! Fire! Cock it! 272 00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:34,080 Shoot the gun! Shoot the gun! 273 00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:39,920 Tiger Claw! 274 00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:52,120 Dude, pretty nice. 275 00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:56,080 Now you ready for your new prison. 276 00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:09,000 Mascot, you dropped your bagpipe. 277 00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:11,360 -Thank you. -Suck on that, pal! 278 00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:19,520 Have a nice day! 279 00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:22,120 This place is a zoo! 280 00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:24,520 He did say 12:30. 281 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,200 So where is he? 282 00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:11,760 What the hell is that? 283 00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:30,000 Good luck, kid. 284 00:23:31,360 --> 00:23:32,360 Flip him! 285 00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:36,080 Back in the truck! 286 00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:47,080 Is that... 287 00:23:47,120 --> 00:23:48,280 Diz? 288 00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:54,040 Oh, my God! 289 00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:02,120 He's got kind of a... 290 00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:05,880 Brad Pitt thing going there. 291 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,320 From bitch to bull, baby. 292 00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:25,080 I saw a little Anne Heche there too. Does that sound gay? 293 00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:29,400 "Find the biggest, baddest mother in the yard, and knock his ass out." 294 00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:35,240 Lift your knees, maggots! 295 00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:37,880 Maybe we'll win one sorry-ass game this year! 296 00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:40,240 I'm gonna puke. 297 00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:43,560 Use it. Keep looking at the horse's ass and run! 298 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:57,040 Biggest and baddest. 299 00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:03,920 More cheer, less pole dance. 300 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,480 Don't want guys stuffing bills down your panties. 301 00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:07,880 What panties? 302 00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:21,640 Don't I have a dreamy boyfriend? 303 00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:24,200 Make sure everybody sees him go down. 304 00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:27,920 Careful. 305 00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:31,280 You mind if I sit down? 306 00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:32,520 Wrong level, bitch. 307 00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:34,240 Bitch, say what? 308 00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:42,560 I think we got a serious problem here. 309 00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:45,200 If it's you, there's no prob-- 310 00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:14,400 Dude, what's with you? 311 00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:17,320 Who's the bitch now? 312 00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:27,760 You guys might want to come scoop up your friend. 313 00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:32,440 Shit! 314 00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:02,440 Oh, God! 315 00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:08,760 What are you doing? 316 00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:13,600 Knocking you into the hall and me into the history books. 317 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,040 Who's the bitch now? 318 00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:28,280 You've gotta be kidding me! 319 00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:24,360 Who's the bitch now? 320 00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:31,280 Coming through! 321 00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:34,400 Look out! Coming through! Take your hat off in school! 322 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,440 Let's have a round of applause for Conner Maguire. 323 00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:47,520 Everyone? 324 00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:49,920 Come on. Everyone? You! 325 00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:53,360 Come on. Don't be shy! 326 00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:56,600 Stop it, all of you! 327 00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:02,760 Hello, son. 328 00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:07,360 I told you last time, you start something, you're what? You're gone! 329 00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:12,080 Well, my friend, looks like it's last call. 330 00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:13,240 Last call? 331 00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:16,240 He didn't start it. I did. 332 00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:22,680 -Who the hell are you? -I'm the new guy. 333 00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:36,160 -How's the nose? -Shut up! 334 00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:42,480 Look at that freak, sitting on top of the tower. 335 00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:46,400 -Move! -We should unroll the welcome mat. 336 00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:48,400 I should go kick his ass. 337 00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:51,280 I've dreamed of dating the expelled guy. 338 00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:53,320 Expelled guys rock! 339 00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:55,040 Later. 340 00:29:57,920 --> 00:29:59,040 Later. 341 00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:01,400 You're not going over there. 342 00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:03,120 I wasn't. 343 00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:05,320 Now I am. Later. 344 00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:11,720 She just dissed you. 345 00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:13,360 Dude, shut up! 346 00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:24,280 Hey, new guy. Got a name? 347 00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:29,400 Harris, Gil Harris. 348 00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:31,920 I'm Courtney, that's Carmen, that's Danielle. 349 00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:35,560 How do you like our little slice of paradise? 350 00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:37,600 I gotta tell you... 351 00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:41,000 it's nice to be somewhere without bars. 352 00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:43,400 You were in jail? 353 00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:45,880 Did they give you a full body cavity search? 354 00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:49,000 Forgive my friends. They get shy around strangers. 355 00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:52,400 My fault, I talk too much. 356 00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:54,000 That's hot. 357 00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:59,000 There's a party tonight at my house, if you can come. 358 00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:04,280 I don't make plans. 359 00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:08,480 Not my style. 360 00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:50,480 We love you, Rocky Creek! We're here all week! 361 00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:53,920 We love Texas and we love you too! 362 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,120 So I'm guessing it went well? 363 00:31:56,160 --> 00:32:01,280 In ten minutes, the first 18 years of my life completely changed. 364 00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:04,400 -They bought it? -Things have changed. 365 00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:07,240 You made it to the 50th level of Kunark. 366 00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:11,360 Better. I got invited to a party. Dizzy Gillespie Harrison. 367 00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:16,720 -Excuse me while I do the bugaloo! -Whoa, slow down, funky white boy. 368 00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:20,320 Did they invite you, or Gil Harris? 369 00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:25,640 Listen, the point is nobody stuffed me in my locker or singed off my ass hair. 370 00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:27,440 -Please. -No offense. 371 00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:30,800 Are you saying these chicks party on a school night? 372 00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:33,120 Courtney does. 373 00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:41,080 That is without doubt the sluttiest girl I have ever seen! 374 00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:45,040 -I know. Isn't it great? -You have to do her. 375 00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:49,680 And while you're with her, think of me. Okay, that sounded gay. 376 00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:53,920 Courtney is expecting Gil at the party tonight. 377 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,120 She's right, how would Gil Harris party? 378 00:32:56,360 --> 00:33:00,160 The question is, how would Gil get jiggy with this chick 379 00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:03,160 and make her say, "Who's your daddy?" 380 00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:08,600 -While respecting her as a woman. -Diz, you ready for this? 381 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:13,920 -My dad loves this bike more than me. -That's not true. 382 00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:16,840 No, it is. He wrote it in my birthday card. 383 00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:23,040 So please be very careful. 384 00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:28,760 This is a vintage flat track racing bike. 385 00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:30,200 It's very powerful. 386 00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:33,240 You have to know what you're doing. 387 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:35,200 Stand back. 388 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:37,480 I'll start it for you. 389 00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:57,600 Remember, I won't always be around to do that for you. 390 00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:08,440 Courtney got Tony Hawk to come to her party? 391 00:34:13,720 --> 00:34:15,800 There's nothing cooler than that! 392 00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:26,200 That dude's crazy. 393 00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:34,120 Hey, man! These are Dockers! 394 00:34:34,720 --> 00:34:36,160 I made it. 395 00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:39,080 Bush! 396 00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:43,400 Hey! 397 00:34:43,720 --> 00:34:47,480 -Courtney, did you see that Indy 360? -Tony, please. 398 00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:53,080 Randy, did you see that Indy Three? I could do it again. 399 00:35:02,720 --> 00:35:05,080 Have any trouble finding the house? 400 00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:09,840 Well, aren't you the strong, silent type? 401 00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,920 -Well, I... -Wanna come upstairs with me? 402 00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:18,280 Wanna make out with me? 403 00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:23,760 Wanna take my clothes off with your teeth? 404 00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:27,080 Okay, you talked me into it. 405 00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:30,720 Aren't you coming? 406 00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:33,080 Almost. 407 00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:37,280 -Courtney is such a slut. -You dated her for two months. 408 00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:38,680 It was four. 409 00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:03,480 You wanna dance, new guy? 410 00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:18,760 Know why I like it out here? 411 00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:24,040 -The view? -No, because of all these people around. 412 00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:27,760 Doesn't it turn you on, knowing we could be caught at any moment? 413 00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:33,440 Yeah, well, that does make things interesting. 414 00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:35,680 Wanna make out? 415 00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:37,920 Okay. 416 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:39,400 I forgot something. 417 00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:45,200 Ready for dessert? 418 00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:48,400 Gil? 419 00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:52,520 Hello? 420 00:36:57,440 --> 00:37:00,240 -What's the matter? -I can't believe it. 421 00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:04,200 -What happened? -Gil blew me off. 422 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,680 -Sucks to be you. -Carmen, put it away. 423 00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:11,840 Honey, I knew that boy was trouble. 424 00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:16,240 I know what you're thinking, "He's too good-looking for me." 425 00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:19,640 ¿Hola, habla inglès? Hello! 426 00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:25,080 -Where'd you come from? -Exercising. Got a problem? 427 00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:26,720 No, it's cool. 428 00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:32,680 -What does that hit... lats, tris, bis? -These are bat-curls, for the abs. 429 00:37:32,720 --> 00:37:35,440 Cool! Did you really blow off Courtney? 430 00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:36,920 You can tell us. 431 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:40,720 -You blow her off? -I didn't exactly blow her off. 432 00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:42,480 Stop right there. 433 00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:47,480 Any dude who disses Courtney must date the most outrageous women on earth! 434 00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:54,200 -Hey, what can I say? -"What can I say?" You are the man! 435 00:37:54,240 --> 00:37:55,880 You are the man! 436 00:37:56,280 --> 00:38:00,080 I say you're a fraud. I don't think you've been with anyone. 437 00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:05,520 Yeah, you're right. 438 00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:07,600 She's not just anyone. 439 00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:16,400 -This babe's got it all! -Yes, she does. 440 00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:18,440 I bet she knows how to make a guy happy! 441 00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:22,240 I'd love to stay and chat... 442 00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:24,160 but Josefina's waiting for me. 443 00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:26,760 You're not going anywhere. 444 00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:29,880 Don't make me do crazy eyes. 445 00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:41,360 Josefina. Exotic! ¡Me gusta Josefina! 446 00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:44,120 Guys! Don't you see what's going on here? 447 00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:47,720 Yeah, to get chicks, we gotta work on our abs! 448 00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:49,240 Let's go. Come on! 449 00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:52,920 -Come on, up. -Ready? One, two... 450 00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:58,520 I got it! Check me out, baby! Bat-wings! 451 00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:01,520 -Hey, chump change, get down! -Bat-wings, baby! 452 00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:03,920 Watch, everyone! 453 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:07,600 That bike won't even start. He trashed it when he landed. 454 00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:09,360 Please start. 455 00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:33,240 It's a full-time job trying to save his butt. 456 00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:41,480 I almost got laid! 457 00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:43,680 Did he say, "brake"? 458 00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:54,040 I almost got laid! 459 00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:17,560 Waiting up for me? 460 00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:19,920 -Yes, we are. -We? 461 00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:24,120 Hi. Hey. 462 00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:30,200 -Dad, what is Miss Pierce doing here? -Kiki's here to help. 463 00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:33,720 -With what? -An intervention. 464 00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:37,720 We're surrounding you with love. 465 00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:39,880 Now sit. 466 00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:47,240 Okay. Dramatic change in appearance, lack of communication... 467 00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:48,840 altered patterns of behavior. 468 00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:51,000 What're you on? 469 00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:53,240 Is it crystal meth? 470 00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:57,120 Is it the crank? Are you riding the white pony, son? 471 00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:05,640 No, I'm not on drugs, Dad. I'm happy. 472 00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:09,240 For the first time in I can't remember when, I'm happy. 473 00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:16,040 It occurs to me to tell you that denial is not just a river in Egypt! 474 00:41:16,720 --> 00:41:19,200 Look, son, it's all my fault. 475 00:41:19,240 --> 00:41:25,000 I was so worried about alarms going off at work, I missed the ones at home. 476 00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:26,840 I'll make it up to you. 477 00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:30,680 I'm quitting my job so we can be together 24/7. 478 00:41:30,720 --> 00:41:34,040 -How will you pay the mortgage? -I'll sell the house. 479 00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:39,920 Dad, do not, I repeat, do not do that. 480 00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:45,040 There's no way for you to understand this. But when things get truly bad, 481 00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:47,520 you got to make a drastic change. 482 00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:52,520 Completely revamp everything in your life to get what you want. 483 00:41:53,240 --> 00:41:55,600 I do understand. I'm not sick. 484 00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:58,880 I'm revamped! 485 00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:03,280 It's very sweet. Underneath the Tourette's and the crank... 486 00:42:03,720 --> 00:42:06,000 he still wants to be like his daddy. 487 00:42:10,720 --> 00:42:13,440 -I'm so on to you. -You are? 488 00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:16,480 You pretend you're not part of this school, 489 00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:18,160 but you like being a badass. 490 00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:24,920 -You caught me. -And that's why I want to use you. 491 00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:31,000 Okay, but only for a couple of years. 492 00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:35,800 Come to the football game this weekend. Nobody shows. 493 00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:40,560 It's more acceptable to drink and puke than it is to watch a game. 494 00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:42,040 It's hard work, not caring. 495 00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:46,560 If you show up, maybe some of these other fools would. 496 00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:47,680 I'm in. 497 00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:52,680 What? 498 00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:56,400 My grandmother's Albanian. It means, I owe you one. 499 00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:03,600 -What's that about? -Just asking the new guy a favor. 500 00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:05,840 What could you need from him? 501 00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:09,160 Just things I'm not getting elsewhere. 502 00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:39,760 Come on, East Highlands! Okay, ready? 503 00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:49,640 Danielle finally dragged you to a game. 504 00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:54,080 I'm not at the game, I'm with you guys. I just like to watch her jump around. 505 00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:59,280 Yeah, right! 506 00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:04,520 -Ride him, cowboy! -Will you shut up? 507 00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:06,640 Man, that's not funny. 508 00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:20,080 Come on, East Highland! Come on, people. Guys? 509 00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:21,640 Hello? 510 00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:32,680 One. One, two, three. Two. One, two, three. 511 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:44,000 This is bullshit! We haven't won in five years. Let's forfeit. 512 00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:47,040 -We're dead anyway. -Ten, hut! 513 00:44:58,280 --> 00:45:00,120 He's out of his mind. 514 00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:13,240 Dead? Did you say dead? 515 00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:19,520 All this hoo-hah about being dead and not wanting to fight 516 00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:21,760 is a load of crap! 517 00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:26,120 Did we give up when Pearl Harbor was bombed? 518 00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:28,480 Didn't that movie make money? 519 00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:32,840 We didn't give up then, and we're not going to give up now! 520 00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:37,360 American high school students traditionally love to fight! 521 00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:42,520 All real football players love the sting of battle! 522 00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:45,880 The only thing we have to fear is... 523 00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,040 fear itself. 524 00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:53,440 What is wrong with you people? 525 00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:59,440 Where's the hunger? Where is the school spirit? 526 00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:04,520 Washington High? We're gonna beat them! 527 00:46:05,240 --> 00:46:09,680 Lincoln High? We're gonna beat them! 528 00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:11,720 Harding High? 529 00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:14,440 We're gonna beat them. 530 00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:16,040 Yes! 531 00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:22,240 -Let's do it. -Let's do it! 532 00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:35,000 That's my goddamn horse! 533 00:46:35,040 --> 00:46:36,720 Hit them high, hit them low! 534 00:46:41,240 --> 00:46:42,320 Break! 535 00:47:17,640 --> 00:47:20,720 -Yes! -Touchdown! Touchdown! 536 00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:23,320 How about that, Highlander fans? 537 00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:27,360 That's our first victory since the last Bush was president. 538 00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:30,800 We won a game! 539 00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:34,440 Can you believe it? We actually won a game! 540 00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:39,720 Go, Highland! 541 00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:47,800 What the hell's going on? 542 00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:50,760 You're insane, but thank you. 543 00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:57,160 -How'd you learn to say "you're welcome"? -From an Albanian chat room. 544 00:47:57,440 --> 00:48:02,240 -You're impressed by a guy on a horse? -No, because he showed up for me. 545 00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:04,480 Let's go. 546 00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:10,800 -She just dissed you again. -Dude, do you ever shut up? 547 00:48:16,240 --> 00:48:20,200 -Most guys would never go shopping. -Well, I'm not most guys. 548 00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:22,440 You did say swimsuits, right? 549 00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:33,600 Thank you! Thank you! 550 00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:42,840 Sorry about that. I've been in prison a long time. 551 00:49:45,240 --> 00:49:49,600 -Now this is real music. -If I listen to this, I'll get you? 552 00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:52,600 That's what I'm talking about. All right. 553 00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:56,200 Danielle, I didn't see you come in. 554 00:49:57,320 --> 00:49:58,280 Hey, Emily. 555 00:49:58,600 --> 00:49:59,720 How's it going? 556 00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:03,240 -Great. How about you? -Great. 557 00:50:05,880 --> 00:50:07,360 Hey, do you have the new Creed CD? 558 00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:12,840 Yeah, I'll check for you. 559 00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:19,440 -Who's that? -Emily. We used to be friends. 560 00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:24,320 -What happened? -I started dating Conner, 561 00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:27,600 -you know how things go. -I understand. 562 00:50:27,840 --> 00:50:31,440 Come on, you're not the type who'd drop your friends. 563 00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:34,280 -Time to go! -I'm shopping here! 564 00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:38,720 You've been listening to this song for hours! You're squatting! 565 00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:44,320 Listen, bro, I've had a bad day, so squat on this, pukeface! 566 00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:48,080 -That's it! -Seth, you're not a bouncer anymore. 567 00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:51,440 -You've moved up. -Who can toss her better? 568 00:50:51,480 --> 00:50:54,120 -Would you relax? -Come on, I'm sick of this! 569 00:50:58,240 --> 00:51:00,560 -Diz, you made it! -Perfect timing. 570 00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:03,880 I thought you never check the EQ message boards. 571 00:51:05,560 --> 00:51:07,080 Gil, do you know these people? 572 00:51:15,040 --> 00:51:16,000 No. 573 00:51:24,240 --> 00:51:25,320 Let's go. 574 00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:44,800 We've found a pair of balls. Wait, there's a name here. 575 00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:49,360 Dizzy Harrison, pick up your balls and scrotum. 576 00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:52,600 That's balls and scrotum, at counter five. 577 00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:55,560 You know what? I have all these. 578 00:51:56,880 --> 00:51:58,920 That's my microphone! 579 00:51:59,480 --> 00:52:02,520 Oh, no. Please don't! 580 00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:11,880 Harris, get your punk ass in here! 581 00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:25,000 -What are you doing here? -You stole my horse, maggot! 582 00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:31,440 You know the penalty in this state for stealing another man's horse? 583 00:52:31,840 --> 00:52:32,880 Death? 584 00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:35,840 This isn't Iraq, son. 585 00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:39,320 But I can tell you, it's probably a hefty fine! 586 00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:41,440 You know what this is? 587 00:52:42,640 --> 00:52:46,600 It's a bill for manure clean up, resodding the football field. 588 00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:51,160 To top it off, somebody urinated all over Mrs. Campanella's rose garden. 589 00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:53,000 That was me, sir. 590 00:52:55,120 --> 00:52:56,920 And you wanna know something else? 591 00:52:59,040 --> 00:53:00,560 It was all worth it! 592 00:53:03,680 --> 00:53:05,480 Come here! Come here! 593 00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:12,720 That was our first victory in five years, and it's all because of you! 594 00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:16,000 I love you more than my own good-for-nothing son. 595 00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:19,200 Sit down, take a load off. 596 00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:25,360 We got a homecoming dance coming up in a month and it has been the most... 597 00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:27,880 God-awful experience for everyone involved. 598 00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:29,240 Right, Coach? 599 00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:32,800 You have any ideas on how we might turn this thing around? 600 00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:38,480 -Good music. -Music! 601 00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:40,840 Hey. 602 00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:44,480 That is a fantastic idea, son. You see that? Hey! 603 00:53:44,520 --> 00:53:46,080 What kind of music? 604 00:53:46,680 --> 00:53:50,920 The only music worth being called music. I'm talking about the funk. 605 00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:14,200 Hello, singing? 606 00:54:14,240 --> 00:54:16,920 We can't play funk without a bass line. 607 00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:18,280 Or black guys. 608 00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:21,680 We'll find someone. We don't need Ditz. 609 00:54:22,040 --> 00:54:25,800 Oh, you don't? So somebody else is getting you paying gigs? 610 00:54:26,760 --> 00:54:29,640 We headline at homecoming in two weeks. 611 00:54:30,080 --> 00:54:32,760 -Someone talking to us? -I don't hear anything. 612 00:54:33,760 --> 00:54:36,080 It's Diz. What's wrong with you people? 613 00:54:36,560 --> 00:54:38,720 I was an asshole at the mall. 614 00:54:39,080 --> 00:54:40,880 World-class asshole. 615 00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:44,120 They're scouting me for Asshole Olympics. I'm carrying the torch. 616 00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:48,080 Come on, you guys, I'm sorry. 617 00:54:48,520 --> 00:54:51,160 I got no good excuse for what I did. 618 00:54:51,560 --> 00:54:53,240 It's not easy being the big bull. 619 00:54:55,040 --> 00:54:57,840 You're the big bullshit! Gil's the big bull. 620 00:54:58,480 --> 00:55:00,840 -Yeah, but that's me. -Is it? 621 00:55:01,440 --> 00:55:05,800 So, what makes you any different from any other high school thug? 622 00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:37,920 -Quit it! -It wasn't me? 623 00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:39,560 -Then who was it? -Him. 624 00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:42,360 Hi, guys. Ed Ligget. Tuba! 625 00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:46,720 The marching band is collecting bottles for the homeless. 626 00:55:47,200 --> 00:55:50,040 Ironically, taking away their only job. 627 00:55:50,080 --> 00:55:52,280 Any donations would be appreciated. 628 00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:55,160 You know what the homeless need? 629 00:55:56,080 --> 00:55:57,120 A midget. 630 00:55:57,760 --> 00:55:59,360 Why would they need a midget? 631 00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:00,760 Shut up! 632 00:56:02,280 --> 00:56:03,600 Hey! Quit it! 633 00:56:13,040 --> 00:56:14,040 What a throw. 634 00:56:25,120 --> 00:56:26,760 Little Ed, are you okay? 635 00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:29,320 Yeah, I'm from a rodeo family. 636 00:56:32,640 --> 00:56:34,640 You remembered my name. 637 00:56:35,880 --> 00:56:37,120 Come on. 638 00:56:46,560 --> 00:56:49,240 -What's Gil doing? -He's taking him up the tower. 639 00:56:51,280 --> 00:56:53,840 Ed Ligget's gonna get his little ass kicked. 640 00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:09,000 Who's that little dude? 641 00:57:13,560 --> 00:57:14,720 Hey, Conner. 642 00:57:15,520 --> 00:57:16,840 What did Ed ever do to you? 643 00:57:26,040 --> 00:57:27,560 All right, freak. 644 00:57:28,560 --> 00:57:30,520 We don't call people that here. 645 00:57:34,120 --> 00:57:35,160 Danielle? 646 00:57:36,640 --> 00:57:38,360 She's going down there with the geeks! 647 00:57:41,560 --> 00:57:43,560 -Emily. -Danielle. 648 00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:46,560 -Look, Emily... -I know. 649 00:57:56,640 --> 00:57:59,520 -You backed him instead of me? -Caught that? 650 00:57:59,560 --> 00:58:03,080 Bullshit! My girlfriend's supposed to back me up! 651 00:58:03,120 --> 00:58:06,200 You're right. Your girlfriend should back you up. 652 00:58:06,240 --> 00:58:07,480 Find one. 653 00:58:09,600 --> 00:58:12,880 I don't need you! I could have anyone! 654 00:58:15,240 --> 00:58:16,440 Look, man. 655 00:58:16,880 --> 00:58:19,760 I'm sorry, me and the guys pissed in your tuba. 656 00:58:20,080 --> 00:58:21,240 You did? 657 00:58:21,840 --> 00:58:24,280 -Yeah. -I thought it tasted funny. 658 00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:36,280 Another win for the Highlanders! 659 00:58:38,840 --> 00:58:40,600 Mark's gonna help you pass trig. 660 00:58:43,800 --> 00:58:46,080 You don't remember me, do you? 661 00:58:46,120 --> 00:58:49,840 "Stop! Please! Your ass is crushing my head!" 662 00:58:49,880 --> 00:58:52,400 Oh! Was that you? 663 00:58:54,560 --> 00:58:56,520 Highland wins again! 664 00:59:05,840 --> 00:59:08,400 Damn! That's what I'm talking about! 665 00:59:12,720 --> 00:59:16,480 I'd like to introduce you to a few old buddies of mine. 666 00:59:16,880 --> 00:59:18,440 Hi, I'm... 667 00:59:18,480 --> 00:59:19,560 Hawk. 668 00:59:19,600 --> 00:59:21,040 And I'm... 669 00:59:22,240 --> 00:59:23,400 Apache. 670 00:59:24,520 --> 00:59:27,680 -Hawk, Apache and I-- -Were in prison together. 671 00:59:27,720 --> 00:59:29,120 Mostly in the shower. 672 00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:35,680 Can you just smell the playoffs? 673 00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:41,040 Before I met Gil, I'd have looked at you and walked away 674 00:59:41,080 --> 00:59:43,920 wiggling my ass to show what you missed. 675 00:59:44,200 --> 00:59:46,680 Yeah, well, the universe is upside down. 676 00:59:47,240 --> 00:59:50,200 And in a few minutes, you will be, too. 677 01:00:13,680 --> 01:00:15,600 I finally understand the song. 678 01:00:46,200 --> 01:00:48,240 Touchdown! 679 01:01:09,280 --> 01:01:11,440 Unbelievable! 680 01:01:11,480 --> 01:01:14,920 We're going to the State Championship! 681 01:01:15,520 --> 01:01:18,240 The Highlanders are on fire! 682 01:01:25,400 --> 01:01:26,800 Little spill. 683 01:01:27,440 --> 01:01:28,480 Remember... 684 01:01:28,720 --> 01:01:30,800 turn, don't burn. 685 01:01:36,520 --> 01:01:41,000 I want you to know that when you go off to college, 686 01:01:41,040 --> 01:01:42,560 me and this house... 687 01:01:43,160 --> 01:01:45,560 -roll with you. -Dad. 688 01:01:45,600 --> 01:01:49,320 Do not, I repeat, do not do that! 689 01:01:52,720 --> 01:01:55,080 Just roll around, Dad, you'll be all right. 690 01:02:10,880 --> 01:02:12,080 We're closed. 691 01:02:12,400 --> 01:02:14,200 Hey, it's okay. He's with me. 692 01:02:35,200 --> 01:02:36,680 You're really good! 693 01:02:36,720 --> 01:02:39,840 Best part of working here. I ride the bull for free. 694 01:02:39,880 --> 01:02:42,480 And I get good tips for wearing a bandanna as a shirt. 695 01:02:44,880 --> 01:02:46,400 Watch it, hoodlum. 696 01:02:46,640 --> 01:02:49,120 That's Estelle. She must like you. 697 01:02:49,400 --> 01:02:50,440 Hi, Estelle. 698 01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:52,800 Hi. 699 01:02:54,320 --> 01:02:57,800 Don't mind Estelle. She's like my big sister. She worries. 700 01:02:58,640 --> 01:03:02,280 -What could she worry about? -That I'll end up like my mom. 701 01:03:02,560 --> 01:03:05,720 Working days here and raising three kids by myself. 702 01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:07,160 I didn't know that. 703 01:03:07,400 --> 01:03:10,600 It's hard to keep track of the white trash clichés. 704 01:03:11,040 --> 01:03:12,400 I'm not worried. 705 01:03:12,440 --> 01:03:13,920 -You're not? -No. 706 01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:16,440 -That's a relief. You want a pad? -For what? 707 01:03:18,360 --> 01:03:20,560 -Estelle! -Look. 708 01:03:21,040 --> 01:03:24,240 If I can do what I've done, you can do anything. 709 01:03:24,280 --> 01:03:27,840 -I wish I had your confidence. -Don't ever wish that. 710 01:03:28,240 --> 01:03:30,760 Why? You know exactly who you are. 711 01:03:31,480 --> 01:03:33,200 But you don't know who I am. 712 01:03:34,080 --> 01:03:36,880 Before I came to East Highland... 713 01:03:42,240 --> 01:03:44,600 You get good distance with the skinny ones. 714 01:03:44,880 --> 01:03:46,200 Are you okay? 715 01:03:47,240 --> 01:03:48,520 That's just it. 716 01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:49,840 I'm not-- 717 01:03:55,040 --> 01:03:56,680 They killed Paco. 718 01:03:57,240 --> 01:03:58,600 -Paco? -Paco! 719 01:04:13,280 --> 01:04:14,760 Black Spiders. 720 01:04:30,800 --> 01:04:33,120 -See this tattoo? -I don't need to hear it. 721 01:04:35,560 --> 01:04:39,400 There's things about me I need to tell that you won't like. 722 01:04:39,440 --> 01:04:43,240 It doesn't matter! Anything in your past, I don't need to know. 723 01:04:43,280 --> 01:04:45,800 Let's just think about now. 724 01:04:48,480 --> 01:04:50,000 But I'm really Dizzy. 725 01:04:51,280 --> 01:04:52,520 So am I. 726 01:04:53,880 --> 01:04:55,880 She is going to college, punk! 727 01:04:56,720 --> 01:04:59,000 Hey, lady, nobody's stopping her! 728 01:04:59,800 --> 01:05:02,320 That's a buzz-kill. Night, Estelle. 729 01:05:03,040 --> 01:05:06,360 -Ready for State Finals? -All I do is ride a horse. 730 01:05:06,400 --> 01:05:09,160 I'm worried. Those Drillers can be brutal. 731 01:05:10,120 --> 01:05:11,440 The Drillers? 732 01:05:12,320 --> 01:05:15,120 Rocky Creek High. You know where it is? 733 01:05:15,160 --> 01:05:16,320 I do. 734 01:05:17,800 --> 01:05:19,360 Look, Danielle. 735 01:05:19,920 --> 01:05:22,760 I can't go to that game. I hate that school. 736 01:05:23,040 --> 01:05:25,040 Wait a minute. How can you not come? 737 01:05:25,760 --> 01:05:27,200 It's complicated. 738 01:05:28,640 --> 01:05:31,840 I hate it, too, but if you don't show up, nobody will. 739 01:05:31,880 --> 01:05:33,520 Please, don't bail now. 740 01:05:36,480 --> 01:05:40,160 Let's welcome our undefeated defending State Champions... 741 01:05:41,040 --> 01:05:43,840 the Rocky Creek Drillers! 742 01:05:43,880 --> 01:05:46,840 And from East Highland High... 743 01:05:47,240 --> 01:05:49,480 the Highlanders. 744 01:05:52,040 --> 01:05:55,000 I can't believe those kilt-wearing wussies aren't gonna show up. 745 01:06:43,240 --> 01:06:44,480 Hold! 746 01:06:48,120 --> 01:06:49,080 What's going on? 747 01:07:20,280 --> 01:07:23,840 Kirk, you're falling behind. Come on, hurry! Go, go! 748 01:07:33,560 --> 01:07:38,280 What a miraculous, momentous occasion in Highlander history, sports fans! 749 01:07:38,720 --> 01:07:44,560 With eight ticks left on the clock, the score is tied, 24 all! 750 01:07:44,600 --> 01:07:47,760 The Drillers are at the 50-yard line. 751 01:07:48,040 --> 01:07:50,440 There's only time for one last play! 752 01:07:50,480 --> 01:07:55,360 If the Highlanders can stop the Drillers, we're looking at overtime! 753 01:07:56,840 --> 01:07:58,720 Who's that little dude? 754 01:08:03,040 --> 01:08:08,200 -Let's go, Highland! -Let's go, Highland! 755 01:08:09,280 --> 01:08:12,880 This is the biggest day for Texas Five-A football 756 01:08:12,920 --> 01:08:15,160 since Johnson killed Kennedy! 757 01:08:24,240 --> 01:08:25,560 Come on, Highland! 758 01:08:27,240 --> 01:08:30,280 Highland! Highland! 759 01:08:33,280 --> 01:08:35,160 You understand what's going on? 760 01:08:35,200 --> 01:08:38,040 Their team isn't killing us, their fans are! 761 01:08:39,680 --> 01:08:42,480 Put your heads in the game and concentrate! 762 01:08:43,040 --> 01:08:47,920 We got a split left quick toss, 29 on one-on-one. Duncan gets the ball. 763 01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:49,720 No way, asshole! Not Duncan! 764 01:08:49,760 --> 01:08:52,520 My team, my game, my championship, my ball! 765 01:08:54,200 --> 01:08:56,560 Just do your job, and I'll do the rest! 766 01:09:00,760 --> 01:09:02,200 Watch the back! 767 01:09:02,240 --> 01:09:04,240 Red, 71, down! 768 01:09:04,680 --> 01:09:06,360 Go, Rocky Creek! 769 01:09:19,080 --> 01:09:22,240 Get out of here, Rocky Creek! 770 01:09:22,800 --> 01:09:26,040 Defense! Defense! Defense! 771 01:09:50,080 --> 01:09:51,280 Fumble! 772 01:10:01,080 --> 01:10:02,320 Go! 773 01:10:16,440 --> 01:10:19,440 Highland wins! 774 01:10:36,040 --> 01:10:37,480 This is for you, son. 775 01:10:38,440 --> 01:10:39,640 Thank you. 776 01:10:43,840 --> 01:10:45,240 Go Highland! 777 01:10:51,800 --> 01:10:54,680 No! 778 01:10:57,400 --> 01:10:58,680 Is that... 779 01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:33,160 Hi! 780 01:11:38,200 --> 01:11:39,760 Hey, Dizzy dipshit! 781 01:11:41,080 --> 01:11:42,280 Where are you? 782 01:11:42,720 --> 01:11:43,840 Yo, dipshit! 783 01:11:46,560 --> 01:11:47,720 How you doing, buddy? 784 01:11:48,640 --> 01:11:50,320 How's it going? 785 01:11:50,360 --> 01:11:53,160 -Who is he? -Just an old friend. 786 01:11:53,200 --> 01:11:55,600 A friend of Gil is one of mine. Travis. 787 01:11:55,640 --> 01:11:57,000 -Lonnie. -Pete. 788 01:11:57,040 --> 01:11:59,760 Ed Ligget, tuba. How you doing, man? 789 01:12:03,840 --> 01:12:06,160 -Better now. -What's wrong with you? 790 01:12:06,200 --> 01:12:09,920 -So I tossed a freak. -We discourage name-calling here. 791 01:12:10,360 --> 01:12:14,160 -What do you want? -You stole my championship, asshole! 792 01:12:14,520 --> 01:12:18,400 If you must talk like that, I'll have to ask you to leave. 793 01:12:18,440 --> 01:12:22,040 I'll leave as soon as I tell the truth about your leader. 794 01:12:22,320 --> 01:12:26,520 -We know he was in prison. -Prison? Are you shitting me? 795 01:12:26,560 --> 01:12:28,920 All right, buddy-boy! That doesn't fly around-- 796 01:12:30,920 --> 01:12:32,440 Okay, you guys, back it up. 797 01:12:35,080 --> 01:12:36,520 This is my fight. 798 01:12:37,320 --> 01:12:39,680 Oh, baby! Come on, make my day! 799 01:12:39,720 --> 01:12:40,880 Get him! 800 01:12:45,480 --> 01:12:47,640 I'm gonna go rodeo on your ass! 801 01:12:48,520 --> 01:12:50,080 Take this! And this! 802 01:13:10,240 --> 01:13:11,840 I wanna know what you know. 803 01:13:21,200 --> 01:13:23,400 Someone spread the word about our band. 804 01:13:23,440 --> 01:13:26,480 -That was us. -But half of Rocky Creek is here. 805 01:13:26,520 --> 01:13:28,200 What? How did they hear? 806 01:13:28,240 --> 01:13:31,520 -Hey, guys. Check this out. -Creed? 807 01:13:31,560 --> 01:13:35,040 What idiot would fall for this? There's a menu on the other side. 808 01:13:35,840 --> 01:13:39,560 Anybody know where the VIP room is? Excuse me, ladies? Hello? 809 01:13:40,400 --> 01:13:42,520 Thank you. Who did that? 810 01:13:42,560 --> 01:13:44,440 -Hey, fat-ass. -Quiet, Billy. 811 01:13:45,200 --> 01:13:46,920 Hi. 812 01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:51,560 I didn't think I'd live to see us win the State Championship. 813 01:13:58,040 --> 01:13:59,320 Quiet! 814 01:14:00,240 --> 01:14:01,800 Ladies and gentlemen... 815 01:14:02,320 --> 01:14:04,680 Suburban Funk! 816 01:14:22,120 --> 01:14:23,160 We can do this. 817 01:15:39,240 --> 01:15:41,600 Ladies and gentlemen, Creed... 818 01:15:45,040 --> 01:15:49,120 will not be here tonight. Repeat, will not be here. 819 01:15:49,160 --> 01:15:50,720 And drop curtain. 820 01:15:52,640 --> 01:15:53,680 Cue. 821 01:15:55,200 --> 01:15:57,440 Mrs. Whitman, it's my-- 822 01:15:59,120 --> 01:16:03,200 -It's mine, now! -No-- 823 01:16:04,240 --> 01:16:07,400 Yo, East Highland, you know Gil Harris. 824 01:16:09,640 --> 01:16:12,760 Hey, Rocky Creek, you remember Diz Harrison? 825 01:16:13,680 --> 01:16:14,920 Guess what, folks? 826 01:16:15,440 --> 01:16:18,240 Gil and Diz are the same guy. 827 01:16:21,000 --> 01:16:25,320 He made fools of you. You don't believe me, ask him yourself. 828 01:16:25,360 --> 01:16:27,720 Maybe for once, he'll tell the truth. 829 01:16:29,240 --> 01:16:31,600 This sucks! What's going on? 830 01:16:31,640 --> 01:16:33,440 -Hey! -Nora, it's all right. 831 01:16:34,400 --> 01:16:35,600 I can handle this. 832 01:16:38,400 --> 01:16:40,040 I can explain. 833 01:16:52,680 --> 01:16:55,200 -Let the brother speak! -Luther. 834 01:16:55,240 --> 01:16:57,400 Not just Luther. Spiders. 835 01:16:57,680 --> 01:16:59,320 You play my kind of music. 836 01:17:04,360 --> 01:17:07,480 Out of the way, Red. I've been in the pen a while. 837 01:17:08,640 --> 01:17:13,560 Everything you saw on that screen was completely... 838 01:17:14,160 --> 01:17:15,400 true. 839 01:17:18,080 --> 01:17:20,080 They're right. I'm a liar. 840 01:17:21,000 --> 01:17:22,680 I don't know what I was thinking. 841 01:17:22,720 --> 01:17:25,320 Actually, I do know what I was thinking. 842 01:17:26,600 --> 01:17:28,920 I was trying to become something more than 843 01:17:29,000 --> 01:17:31,000 just a blip on the radar screen. 844 01:17:31,840 --> 01:17:33,640 So, I made someone up. 845 01:17:34,040 --> 01:17:37,400 Someone I thought you'd all like. 846 01:17:38,120 --> 01:17:43,600 And all because I cared more about what other people thought of me... 847 01:17:44,240 --> 01:17:45,920 than what I thought of me. 848 01:17:47,240 --> 01:17:51,400 But I bet I'm not the only person here who's ever let that happen. 849 01:17:53,000 --> 01:17:54,240 What is this? 850 01:17:55,720 --> 01:17:58,840 -Broke-dick, Broke-dick! -Broke-dick, Broke-dick! 851 01:18:08,320 --> 01:18:10,400 Better come scoop up your friend. 852 01:18:13,400 --> 01:18:14,480 Move it! 853 01:18:21,520 --> 01:18:23,600 Anybody got a staple gun? 854 01:18:25,840 --> 01:18:27,880 Who's the bitch now? 855 01:18:28,520 --> 01:18:31,880 -Diz! Oh, my God, you're bleeding! -My nose. 856 01:18:31,920 --> 01:18:34,320 The crowd, they're animals! 857 01:18:34,360 --> 01:18:38,640 No, animals are kinder. They don't boo when they're killing something. 858 01:18:43,480 --> 01:18:45,120 Diz, you are amazing. 859 01:18:51,920 --> 01:18:55,080 -What was that for? -Can't I appreciate you? 860 01:18:57,040 --> 01:18:59,680 You're scaring me. What's going on? 861 01:18:59,720 --> 01:19:01,120 You've inspired me. 862 01:19:02,120 --> 01:19:05,000 I have to do something I've wanted to do a long time. 863 01:19:05,320 --> 01:19:08,080 I have to let somebody know how I feel about him. 864 01:19:10,440 --> 01:19:11,600 You know, Nora-- 865 01:19:18,840 --> 01:19:20,200 Better than PlayStation 2? 866 01:19:21,440 --> 01:19:23,000 Now it is. 867 01:19:24,200 --> 01:19:27,120 -Yo, I guess it's me and you. -And us. 868 01:19:27,600 --> 01:19:28,800 And me. 869 01:19:36,240 --> 01:19:37,560 Would you two get a room? 870 01:19:37,600 --> 01:19:38,840 I'm sorry. 871 01:19:40,240 --> 01:19:44,520 -I don't know what to call you. -Broke-dick seems to be popular. 872 01:19:44,560 --> 01:19:46,360 You're the biggest liar I've ever met. 873 01:19:48,240 --> 01:19:50,440 You're right, I'm a liar. 874 01:19:56,000 --> 01:19:57,920 They called me "Dan the Man." 875 01:19:58,400 --> 01:19:59,560 What? 876 01:19:59,600 --> 01:20:02,640 That was before I lost the braces and grew boobs. 877 01:20:02,680 --> 01:20:04,920 Then I became "Danielle the Body." 878 01:20:05,240 --> 01:20:10,080 I dropped all the friends I had because they looked like the old me. 879 01:20:10,520 --> 01:20:12,520 And very selfish and mean, 880 01:20:12,560 --> 01:20:15,480 but I just wanted so badly to fit in. 881 01:20:17,840 --> 01:20:19,080 Been there. 882 01:20:20,360 --> 01:20:22,520 Do you even ride the motorcycle? 883 01:20:24,040 --> 01:20:26,000 Yeah, actually I do. 884 01:20:26,040 --> 01:20:29,720 But it usually takes a station wagon or a bush to stop me. 885 01:20:30,880 --> 01:20:32,800 So, what do we do now? 886 01:20:32,840 --> 01:20:36,520 Don't ask me. The last plan I had blew up pretty badly. 887 01:20:36,560 --> 01:20:37,720 No kidding. 888 01:21:03,360 --> 01:21:04,640 So, you see... 889 01:21:04,680 --> 01:21:07,280 I saved his narrow behind. 890 01:21:07,600 --> 01:21:09,600 And he got to kiss the girl. 891 01:21:10,120 --> 01:21:11,880 I hope that inspires you. 892 01:21:12,680 --> 01:21:15,280 It has. It's taught me a lot. 893 01:21:16,120 --> 01:21:20,160 It's easy for a man like me to forget what most slobs will do to get a woman. 894 01:21:24,440 --> 01:21:29,160 My fault, I talk too much. That really did burn me, sorry. 895 01:21:35,240 --> 01:21:36,440 Oh, God! 896 01:21:36,480 --> 01:21:38,240 -You okay? -No, he clipped it. 897 01:21:52,600 --> 01:21:54,520 That's why I wanna use you. 898 01:22:05,160 --> 01:22:08,320 -You staring at my Janet? -No. No way, man! 899 01:22:08,360 --> 01:22:11,680 Can we do that again? He couldn't understand what I said. 900 01:22:15,920 --> 01:22:17,720 I'm sorry, that sucked! 901 01:22:30,840 --> 01:22:32,360 Look at that! 902 01:22:39,080 --> 01:22:41,160 Don't yell for mercy. 903 01:22:45,040 --> 01:22:47,480 Oh, God, I blew the line. 904 01:22:48,680 --> 01:22:51,200 Check me out! Bat-wings! 905 01:22:51,880 --> 01:22:53,400 Cut! Cut! 906 01:22:56,120 --> 01:22:59,120 I need three gallons of mineral water... 907 01:22:59,560 --> 01:23:01,520 16 martini olives... 908 01:23:01,560 --> 01:23:06,040 and enough hummus to cover this beautiful girl's body. 909 01:23:06,320 --> 01:23:07,400 You got that? 910 01:23:10,120 --> 01:23:12,120 Who's the bitch now? 911 01:23:13,840 --> 01:23:15,560 Hey, man. You got a smoke? 912 01:23:23,920 --> 01:23:25,480 How you doing? 913 01:23:27,000 --> 01:23:28,840 -Better now. -Okay, cut.