1 00:00:59,780 --> 00:01:03,143 I hear you're having troubles. No wonder! Look at you. 2 00:01:04,344 --> 00:01:08,188 You wanna change your life so you come to hear the story. 3 00:01:08,749 --> 00:01:12,232 High school popularity ain't a contest, it's a war. 4 00:01:12,272 --> 00:01:14,955 Dizzy Harrison is its greatest casualty. 5 00:01:15,275 --> 00:01:17,678 See, his story is really my story. 6 00:01:17,718 --> 00:01:20,480 Because behind every so-called hero... 7 00:01:20,521 --> 00:01:24,324 is a little pissed off dude that don't get no credit! 8 00:01:28,008 --> 00:01:29,850 We have to go back a ways. 9 00:01:29,890 --> 00:01:34,254 Even as a small child, Dizzy Harrison had his own particular style. 10 00:02:12,452 --> 00:02:15,936 As you can see, I didn't have a lot to work with. 11 00:03:05,305 --> 00:03:06,907 I hurt myself! 12 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:09,790 Things didn't get any better from there. 13 00:03:10,711 --> 00:03:14,074 As the years went by, he got taller, whiter, skinnier. 14 00:03:15,275 --> 00:03:17,958 First day, senior year. 15 00:03:17,998 --> 00:03:22,042 And we're gonna be the top dogs. 16 00:03:27,928 --> 00:03:31,411 - I wish I'd drowned this summer. - We all do, Kirk. 17 00:03:31,451 --> 00:03:33,974 We'll always be blips. 18 00:03:34,374 --> 00:03:36,617 - Blips? - We're barely on the radar! 19 00:03:36,977 --> 00:03:41,461 - Not this year. We're seniors now. - I'm with Dizzy on this one. 20 00:03:41,862 --> 00:03:44,224 It's never too late to make a change. 21 00:03:45,546 --> 00:03:47,147 Full metal jacket. 22 00:03:48,949 --> 00:03:51,031 Dad, put those away! 23 00:03:51,792 --> 00:03:53,313 You're such a dork! 24 00:03:53,353 --> 00:03:55,756 I say we bail. Home schooling? 25 00:03:55,796 --> 00:03:59,960 - My dad could teach drinking. - Nobody bails, bands stick together. 26 00:04:04,605 --> 00:04:08,288 Guys, relax. Music has the power to transform. 27 00:04:13,373 --> 00:04:15,896 - There's some pain. - Good luck, son! 28 00:04:15,936 --> 00:04:17,858 Yo, Blip? Little help? 29 00:04:23,303 --> 00:04:25,506 I'll never get used to that. 30 00:04:26,907 --> 00:04:28,188 Can anyone help me? 31 00:04:29,630 --> 00:04:30,751 Get out of the way! 32 00:04:35,475 --> 00:04:40,561 - You're not going to talk to her. - That is Tina Ass-Good, man! 33 00:04:41,361 --> 00:04:44,925 Like a wood elf versus Al'Kabor. You'll get power leveled! 34 00:04:44,965 --> 00:04:47,688 We're not playing EverQuest, we're on Earth. 35 00:04:47,728 --> 00:04:49,530 Speak for yourself. 36 00:04:50,370 --> 00:04:51,411 I'm going in. 37 00:04:54,695 --> 00:04:55,936 Take that. 38 00:04:57,898 --> 00:04:59,940 I know I can do this. 39 00:05:00,380 --> 00:05:02,182 - Tina! - You are? 40 00:05:02,222 --> 00:05:03,423 Dizzy. 41 00:05:04,785 --> 00:05:07,467 - You gonna help me, or what? - Yeah! 42 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:11,191 You got to know your... 43 00:05:13,834 --> 00:05:15,195 It's very technical. 44 00:05:15,716 --> 00:05:19,039 A blip is talking to Tina Osgood. Look at my boy! 45 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:23,003 Didn't they tie you up last year and make you wear rubber breasts? 46 00:05:25,646 --> 00:05:27,528 You remember! That's really sweet. 47 00:05:27,968 --> 00:05:32,533 I imagine God having an ass like that. Did that sound gay? 48 00:05:32,573 --> 00:05:35,576 I've been thinking, we're seniors now... 49 00:05:36,416 --> 00:05:39,099 and maybe sometime, if you wanted to drink coffee... 50 00:05:39,419 --> 00:05:40,701 near me... 51 00:05:42,142 --> 00:05:43,584 I would pay. 52 00:05:44,144 --> 00:05:45,826 - Truthfully? - Yeah. 53 00:05:45,866 --> 00:05:47,588 - You're not my... - Type. 54 00:05:49,429 --> 00:05:54,394 You know those moments when a man makes a decision that'll change his life... 55 00:05:54,434 --> 00:05:58,398 and he steps up to become the hero he was meant to be? 56 00:05:58,839 --> 00:06:00,240 This ain't one of those moments. 57 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:03,003 I thought about this type thing. 58 00:06:03,043 --> 00:06:05,726 To be honest, you're not my type either. 59 00:06:07,688 --> 00:06:09,249 Did you think that'd work? 60 00:06:09,289 --> 00:06:12,012 No, but I thought it was worth giving it a shot. 61 00:06:12,613 --> 00:06:14,134 You know something? 62 00:06:15,696 --> 00:06:18,178 Yo, freak! What are you doing? 63 00:06:18,819 --> 00:06:21,181 Talking. Innocent conversation. 64 00:06:21,221 --> 00:06:23,504 Innocent? Then what's this? 65 00:06:27,187 --> 00:06:30,911 - Oh, my God! That's disgusting! - Loser, nice pup tent! 66 00:06:31,832 --> 00:06:33,674 We need to cover you up. 67 00:06:38,559 --> 00:06:40,080 What is this? 68 00:06:40,841 --> 00:06:43,043 Mrs. Whitman! It's my... 69 00:06:43,524 --> 00:06:44,925 It's mine now! 70 00:06:47,207 --> 00:06:50,691 Is this a weapon? You can't bring loaded weapons to school! 71 00:06:51,011 --> 00:06:52,893 You're tearing the skin! 72 00:06:56,336 --> 00:06:58,138 My deal! 73 00:06:58,498 --> 00:07:00,981 I'm showing this to Principal Zaylor. 74 00:07:01,822 --> 00:07:03,063 Cut it out! 75 00:07:26,847 --> 00:07:30,130 I know what you're thinking. It's not medically possible. 76 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:32,973 But let me ask you this. Are you a doctor? 77 00:07:34,895 --> 00:07:39,099 I have good news. Your son's condition is treatable. 78 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:43,624 What condition? The fact that I can pee around a corner? 79 00:07:43,664 --> 00:07:46,026 - Watch your mouth. - He can't help it. 80 00:07:46,066 --> 00:07:49,269 What's wrong with Dizzy, in medical terms... 81 00:07:50,150 --> 00:07:52,232 it's called Tourette's syndrome. 82 00:07:53,954 --> 00:07:54,955 Tourette's syndrome? 83 00:07:56,276 --> 00:07:59,640 - Are you out of your fucking mind? - Language, son. 84 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:03,644 You won't cure him with force, Papa Bear. 85 00:08:04,244 --> 00:08:07,688 It's going to take a lot of hugs and a lot of drugs. 86 00:08:08,168 --> 00:08:11,291 Only take one of these a day. Nice pack. 87 00:08:19,820 --> 00:08:20,821 There he is. 88 00:08:20,861 --> 00:08:21,862 Diz? 89 00:08:23,664 --> 00:08:26,066 They gave me these pills for my Tourette's, 90 00:08:26,106 --> 00:08:27,948 but they're not working. 91 00:08:27,988 --> 00:08:30,631 Come on, it's not that bad. 92 00:08:31,872 --> 00:08:33,033 Not that bad? 93 00:08:34,114 --> 00:08:35,676 At least as blips... 94 00:08:35,956 --> 00:08:37,878 we were invisible. 95 00:08:37,918 --> 00:08:41,001 You break your dick in front of the whole school... 96 00:08:41,041 --> 00:08:42,402 people remember that. 97 00:08:42,843 --> 00:08:44,124 His life is ruined. 98 00:08:44,164 --> 00:08:45,566 I mean, I'm an idiot. 99 00:08:46,527 --> 00:08:48,849 I'll never be able to go back to school again. 100 00:08:49,890 --> 00:08:51,892 I need more of these pills. 101 00:08:57,417 --> 00:09:00,981 How can you be depressed with all this beautiful church music playing? 102 00:09:22,603 --> 00:09:24,765 Yes, yes, yes! 103 00:09:24,805 --> 00:09:30,170 Thank you, brothers and sisters of the Sunshine Gospel Choir. 104 00:09:30,611 --> 00:09:33,774 Very stirring. Very hip. 105 00:09:34,294 --> 00:09:36,857 - Amen! - Yes, yes, yes. 106 00:09:36,897 --> 00:09:41,702 Now, do the rest of you young people know what else is hip? 107 00:09:41,742 --> 00:09:45,465 Sexual abstinence. Can I get an amen on that? 108 00:09:45,506 --> 00:09:46,947 Amen! 109 00:09:46,987 --> 00:09:49,950 - Glory hallelujah! - Glory hallelujah! 110 00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:54,194 - I said, glory hallelujah! - Glory hallelujah! 111 00:09:54,474 --> 00:09:56,436 Glory hallelujah! 112 00:09:57,477 --> 00:09:59,760 Ladies and gentlemen... 113 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:01,722 brothers and sisters... 114 00:10:02,362 --> 00:10:05,686 I'd like to talk to you all about sex! 115 00:10:05,726 --> 00:10:09,730 - The devil's middle name, sex! - Amen! 116 00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:13,493 Do you know what the best form of sexual abstinence is? 117 00:10:14,935 --> 00:10:16,176 Being me. 118 00:10:16,617 --> 00:10:18,699 - Can I get an amen? - Amen! 119 00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:23,624 Do you wanna talk about some pain? Let me hear you! 120 00:10:23,664 --> 00:10:27,027 - That boy's got the spirit! - He's an idiot! 121 00:10:27,267 --> 00:10:31,151 Has a member of the opposite sex ever told you you're not her type? 122 00:10:32,833 --> 00:10:34,915 Let me hear you shout "Amen"... 123 00:10:35,556 --> 00:10:39,399 if you ever had duct tape ripped off your naked buttocks! 124 00:10:41,241 --> 00:10:43,203 Let me hear you shout "Amen" 125 00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:46,887 if you ever had your manhood right-angled... 126 00:10:46,927 --> 00:10:50,250 in front of the entire congregation! 127 00:10:52,172 --> 00:10:55,135 Now let me hear you shout "Amen" up high. 128 00:10:55,175 --> 00:10:58,138 - Amen! - Let me hear you shout "Amen"! 129 00:10:58,178 --> 00:11:02,182 Diz was in pain. He was in trouble. He needed guidance. 130 00:11:02,743 --> 00:11:07,588 He's about to get a lesson in bad, from the best in the business. 131 00:11:10,511 --> 00:11:12,192 What happened to Paco? 132 00:11:13,914 --> 00:11:18,478 - I got no answer to that question. - Back up. The new man is mine. 133 00:11:18,879 --> 00:11:21,121 Not the crazy eyes, Luther. I was just messing. 134 00:11:21,161 --> 00:11:22,482 Been looking at my Janet? 135 00:11:23,604 --> 00:11:25,005 No. No way. 136 00:11:28,889 --> 00:11:33,133 Eighteen years and 41 days, it's me and you, baby. 137 00:11:37,337 --> 00:11:39,459 Okay, I'm scared. 138 00:11:41,381 --> 00:11:42,262 Guard? 139 00:11:44,505 --> 00:11:46,066 Relax, white boy. 140 00:11:47,067 --> 00:11:49,149 What'd you do to get in here? 141 00:11:50,711 --> 00:11:55,315 I'm not really sure. I've been heavily medicated lately... 142 00:11:56,036 --> 00:12:00,000 and the last thing that I remember is my dad dropping me off at school. 143 00:12:01,602 --> 00:12:03,083 - You in high school? - Yes. 144 00:12:05,926 --> 00:12:09,089 I still get chills thinking about it. 145 00:12:09,970 --> 00:12:11,131 Fish sticks! 146 00:12:13,213 --> 00:12:16,617 I've officially become the biggest loser at my school. 147 00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:18,939 I don't think I'll be going back there. 148 00:12:19,620 --> 00:12:20,941 It's okay. 149 00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:23,263 I know what you mean. 150 00:12:23,904 --> 00:12:27,027 - I see that. - I was the bitch at the last prison! 151 00:12:28,228 --> 00:12:31,832 I remember, they strapped me to a chair with duct tape... 152 00:12:32,192 --> 00:12:35,115 - in a dress. - With makeup? 153 00:12:36,036 --> 00:12:38,318 - And fake rubber breasts. - Rubber breasts! 154 00:12:42,082 --> 00:12:43,363 My brother... 155 00:12:44,084 --> 00:12:46,246 come on over here and sit down. 156 00:12:47,487 --> 00:12:49,289 A high school... 157 00:12:49,610 --> 00:12:51,251 it's a lot like prison. 158 00:12:51,932 --> 00:12:54,094 Bad food, high fences. 159 00:12:54,334 --> 00:12:58,298 The sex you want, you ain't getting. The sex you getting... 160 00:12:58,338 --> 00:12:59,700 you don't want. 161 00:13:00,460 --> 00:13:02,382 I've seen terrible things. 162 00:13:04,224 --> 00:13:08,509 Yesterday, an 80-year-old librarian broke my penis. 163 00:13:10,310 --> 00:13:11,431 You win. 164 00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:14,314 How did you change things? 165 00:13:14,715 --> 00:13:18,799 I got myself thrown out of the last prison and I started fresh here. 166 00:13:19,680 --> 00:13:20,921 That worked? 167 00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:22,683 Watch this. 168 00:13:30,611 --> 00:13:35,015 That's what I gotta do. Switch prisons and start over. 169 00:13:35,055 --> 00:13:38,218 You gotta tell me what you did to get kicked out. 170 00:13:38,539 --> 00:13:40,180 The first thing I did... 171 00:13:40,741 --> 00:13:42,903 is broke all the rules. 172 00:13:43,544 --> 00:13:45,626 I can break all the rules. 173 00:13:45,666 --> 00:13:51,672 - Then I started acting crazy. - Yeah! I can act all crazy. 174 00:13:52,112 --> 00:13:55,676 I grabbed a broken mop handle and snapped it across the warden's butt. 175 00:14:01,481 --> 00:14:05,926 I don't have to do this alone. Let's all get expelled together. 176 00:14:05,966 --> 00:14:09,369 - That's okay. You can go. - What about you, Glen? 177 00:14:09,409 --> 00:14:12,533 No, I talk big, but I'm not as tough as I look. 178 00:14:12,573 --> 00:14:13,854 Okay, here we go. 179 00:14:16,857 --> 00:14:19,419 What are you thinking, Mr. Harrison? 180 00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:23,784 You know, you're right. What am I thinking? 181 00:14:26,587 --> 00:14:29,510 Everybody, the answer to number 23 is Guam. 182 00:14:29,550 --> 00:14:32,192 - Thanks, Broke-wood. - Mr. Luberoff? 183 00:14:33,594 --> 00:14:36,917 Plenty more where this came from at finals time. 184 00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:45,085 My Lord, Dizzy! Cheating, bribery? Those are grounds for expulsion! 185 00:14:45,405 --> 00:14:48,088 Or an obvious cry for help. 186 00:14:56,617 --> 00:14:58,098 What's Broke-wood doing? 187 00:15:22,843 --> 00:15:24,284 That's Principal Zaylor! 188 00:15:31,772 --> 00:15:33,493 You're a fighter! 189 00:15:34,174 --> 00:15:35,495 Try this! 190 00:15:35,536 --> 00:15:38,819 Shit it! Shit it! Say mercy! 191 00:15:43,584 --> 00:15:46,426 You're almost at the head of the class! 192 00:15:52,593 --> 00:15:54,114 And, cut! 193 00:16:00,721 --> 00:16:02,282 This is the part of my job I hate. 194 00:16:03,083 --> 00:16:04,404 Expelling people? 195 00:16:04,725 --> 00:16:08,048 No, silly. We're going to double your medication... 196 00:16:08,088 --> 00:16:11,291 increase your therapy, and you may have to stay another year. 197 00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:14,414 Loser, how's it hanging? 198 00:16:16,897 --> 00:16:20,220 That toilet-cam was your best work ever. 199 00:16:20,260 --> 00:16:22,983 Looks like I'm stuck here for the rest of my life. 200 00:16:27,788 --> 00:16:29,389 Or am I? 201 00:16:32,553 --> 00:16:37,237 - Hey! Hey! - What are you doing? 202 00:16:40,601 --> 00:16:41,562 Halt! 203 00:16:43,363 --> 00:16:46,486 Did you just break that mop? Give me that! 204 00:16:46,527 --> 00:16:47,568 Yes! 205 00:16:48,569 --> 00:16:52,052 You destroyed school property. You're expelled. 206 00:16:53,574 --> 00:16:54,735 Yes! 207 00:16:56,817 --> 00:17:00,220 - I did it. I busted out. - I knew you had it in you. 208 00:17:00,581 --> 00:17:03,263 - Ready to be Luthercized? - Preach, my brother! 209 00:17:03,303 --> 00:17:06,346 I'm gonna take you from bitch to bull. 210 00:17:14,154 --> 00:17:17,477 You wanna get a reputation at your new school... 211 00:17:17,518 --> 00:17:20,521 you'll have to crack open heads, day one. 212 00:17:20,921 --> 00:17:23,804 Find the biggest, baddest cat and whup his ass! 213 00:17:23,844 --> 00:17:29,690 - Make sure everybody sees him go down. - Everybody sees him go down. Got it. 214 00:17:31,932 --> 00:17:34,935 You know, some people are born with that knowledge. 215 00:17:36,416 --> 00:17:38,378 - Like Barclay. - Who's Barclay? 216 00:17:38,619 --> 00:17:40,420 He's the bully at my last school. 217 00:17:41,502 --> 00:17:45,546 He might be born with it but with my insights, street smarts 218 00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:49,750 and knowledge of every action movie, we're gonna perfect it. 219 00:17:57,477 --> 00:18:00,240 Don't worry about that. Happens every day. 220 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:03,483 Same cat. Never gets away. Come on. 221 00:18:04,685 --> 00:18:08,208 First thing you do is gouge the dude's eyes out 222 00:18:08,248 --> 00:18:09,850 so he can't see to fight. 223 00:18:10,370 --> 00:18:12,172 Hey, this kid's in high school. 224 00:18:13,614 --> 00:18:17,497 Then you're going to want to fight dirty. All right, set your feet. 225 00:18:17,858 --> 00:18:19,580 Spread your palms. 226 00:18:20,781 --> 00:18:22,342 Tiger Claw! 227 00:18:22,382 --> 00:18:24,625 Are you sure it's not Tiger Paw? 228 00:18:27,668 --> 00:18:31,271 Tiger Claw! Now you're ready! 229 00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:34,755 Just watch my hands. 230 00:18:42,042 --> 00:18:44,925 Grab some rope. You gotta build some muscle. 231 00:18:45,405 --> 00:18:47,487 You act like you can't get up there. 232 00:18:47,728 --> 00:18:50,571 Motivation is on the way. 233 00:18:51,371 --> 00:18:54,494 Yes, indeedy, feed the needy. There you go! 234 00:18:54,535 --> 00:18:56,737 Luther, what are you doing? 235 00:18:56,777 --> 00:18:59,860 - Get up there! That's it. - What's that burning? It's me! 236 00:19:03,744 --> 00:19:06,346 Just roll around. You'll be all right. 237 00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:09,069 If you can't act tough, you gotta look tough. 238 00:19:16,436 --> 00:19:18,318 Butch up, girlie-pants! 239 00:19:18,639 --> 00:19:19,960 - Got a sec? - What? 240 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,441 Phone call for you, warden. 241 00:19:23,403 --> 00:19:24,805 My wife again? 242 00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:35,856 I'll never get tired of that. 243 00:19:37,858 --> 00:19:40,501 You talk the talk, you gotta walk the walk. 244 00:19:40,541 --> 00:19:43,023 Otherwise, you'll be lined in chalk. 245 00:19:43,303 --> 00:19:45,666 Let me introduce you to somebody. 246 00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:50,591 The Funkmaster. 247 00:19:53,754 --> 00:19:56,356 Somebody, give me a beat! 248 00:20:03,604 --> 00:20:05,045 Them crazy eyes? 249 00:20:05,085 --> 00:20:09,289 Like someone hits you in the head and your eyes almost jump out your skull! 250 00:20:10,130 --> 00:20:11,211 Try it! 251 00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:14,655 This is the "Brother, where my money" walk. 252 00:20:15,055 --> 00:20:16,296 Where it at? 253 00:20:17,097 --> 00:20:20,420 About to bust a cap. About to bust a cap. 254 00:20:21,101 --> 00:20:24,665 Flare your nostril up! You gotta open them up. 255 00:20:24,705 --> 00:20:27,307 So everybody can see the rocks, the boogers up in there. 256 00:20:35,395 --> 00:20:36,637 Loosen the ass. 257 00:20:38,158 --> 00:20:40,120 That's too loose. 258 00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:44,725 They'll play you like a bitch, you gotta hit them with the bitch first! 259 00:20:44,765 --> 00:20:47,608 Like, "Who's the bitch now?" 260 00:20:47,968 --> 00:20:49,249 Watch this. 261 00:20:55,055 --> 00:20:57,137 Try it. Try it! 262 00:21:03,303 --> 00:21:05,946 Who's the bitch now? 263 00:21:08,468 --> 00:21:12,432 Half Brad Pitt Fight Club, half Anne Heche If These Walls Could Talk. 264 00:21:12,472 --> 00:21:14,114 For your student ID. 265 00:21:14,635 --> 00:21:16,036 Your new driver's license. 266 00:21:17,678 --> 00:21:19,600 This one's for the Player's Club. 267 00:21:27,007 --> 00:21:28,128 That ain't right. 268 00:21:28,448 --> 00:21:33,013 Really cock it! You know what I'm saying? Cock it! Fire! Cock it! 269 00:21:33,053 --> 00:21:35,375 Shoot the gun! Shoot the gun! 270 00:21:38,619 --> 00:21:41,221 Tiger Claw! 271 00:21:51,592 --> 00:21:53,433 Dude, pretty nice. 272 00:21:55,355 --> 00:21:57,397 Now you ready for your new prison. 273 00:22:08,008 --> 00:22:10,330 Mascot, you dropped your bagpipe. 274 00:22:10,571 --> 00:22:12,693 - Thank you. - Suck on that, pal! 275 00:22:19,379 --> 00:22:20,861 Have a nice day! 276 00:22:20,901 --> 00:22:23,463 This place is a zoo! 277 00:22:23,904 --> 00:22:25,866 He did say 12:30. 278 00:22:26,346 --> 00:22:27,548 So where is he? 279 00:23:11,792 --> 00:23:13,153 What the hell is that? 280 00:23:30,210 --> 00:23:31,411 Good luck, kid. 281 00:23:32,773 --> 00:23:33,774 Flip him! 282 00:23:35,896 --> 00:23:37,497 Back in the truck! 283 00:23:47,027 --> 00:23:48,509 Is that... 284 00:23:48,549 --> 00:23:49,710 Diz? 285 00:23:53,714 --> 00:23:55,475 Oh, my God! 286 00:24:01,161 --> 00:24:03,564 He's got kind of a... 287 00:24:03,604 --> 00:24:07,327 Brad Pitt thing going there. 288 00:24:12,452 --> 00:24:14,775 From bitch to bull, baby. 289 00:24:21,181 --> 00:24:26,547 I saw a little Anne Heche there too. Does that sound gay? 290 00:24:26,867 --> 00:24:30,871 "Find the biggest, baddest mother in the yard, and knock his ass out." 291 00:24:35,195 --> 00:24:36,717 Lift your knees, maggots! 292 00:24:36,757 --> 00:24:39,359 Maybe we'll win one sorry-ass game this year! 293 00:24:40,681 --> 00:24:41,722 I'm gonna puke. 294 00:24:41,762 --> 00:24:45,045 Use it. Keep looking at the horse's ass and run! 295 00:24:56,657 --> 00:24:58,539 Biggest and baddest. 296 00:25:03,584 --> 00:25:05,425 More cheer, less pole dance. 297 00:25:05,506 --> 00:25:07,988 Don't want guys stuffing bills down your panties. 298 00:25:08,028 --> 00:25:09,389 What panties? 299 00:25:21,361 --> 00:25:23,163 Don't I have a dreamy boyfriend? 300 00:25:23,203 --> 00:25:25,726 Make sure everybody sees him go down. 301 00:25:28,008 --> 00:25:29,449 Careful. 302 00:25:30,771 --> 00:25:32,813 You mind if I sit down? 303 00:25:32,853 --> 00:25:34,054 Wrong level, bitch. 304 00:25:34,334 --> 00:25:35,776 Bitch, say what? 305 00:25:41,982 --> 00:25:44,104 I think we got a serious problem here. 306 00:25:44,144 --> 00:25:46,747 If it's you, there's no prob... 307 00:26:13,974 --> 00:26:15,976 Dude, what's with you? 308 00:26:16,657 --> 00:26:18,899 Who's the bitch now? 309 00:26:26,707 --> 00:26:29,349 You guys might want to come scoop up your friend. 310 00:26:32,833 --> 00:26:34,034 Shit! 311 00:27:02,783 --> 00:27:04,064 Oh, God! 312 00:27:09,069 --> 00:27:10,390 What are you doing? 313 00:27:11,311 --> 00:27:15,235 Knocking you into the hall and me into the history books. 314 00:27:16,637 --> 00:27:18,679 Who's the bitch now? 315 00:27:27,808 --> 00:27:29,930 You've gotta be kidding me! 316 00:28:23,183 --> 00:28:26,066 Who's the bitch now? 317 00:28:32,112 --> 00:28:32,993 Coming through! 318 00:28:33,033 --> 00:28:36,116 Look out! Coming through! Take your hat off in school! 319 00:28:44,725 --> 00:28:47,167 Let's have a round of applause for Conner Maguire. 320 00:28:48,168 --> 00:28:49,249 Everyone? 321 00:28:49,530 --> 00:28:51,652 Come on. Everyone? You! 322 00:28:52,172 --> 00:28:55,095 Come on. Don't be shy! 323 00:28:56,937 --> 00:28:58,338 Stop it, all of you! 324 00:29:03,263 --> 00:29:04,505 Hello, son. 325 00:29:04,785 --> 00:29:09,109 I told you last time, you start something, you're what? You're gone! 326 00:29:10,150 --> 00:29:13,834 Well, my friend, looks like it's last call. 327 00:29:13,874 --> 00:29:14,995 Last call? 328 00:29:15,475 --> 00:29:17,998 He didn't start it. I did. 329 00:29:21,522 --> 00:29:24,444 - Who the hell are you? - I'm the new guy. 330 00:29:35,295 --> 00:29:37,938 - How's the nose? - Shut up! 331 00:29:41,341 --> 00:29:44,264 Look at that freak, sitting on top of the tower. 332 00:29:44,304 --> 00:29:48,188 - Move! - We should unroll the welcome mat. 333 00:29:48,228 --> 00:29:50,190 I should go kick his ass. 334 00:29:50,470 --> 00:29:53,073 I've dreamed of dating the expelled guy. 335 00:29:53,393 --> 00:29:55,115 Expelled guys rock! 336 00:29:55,475 --> 00:29:56,837 Later. 337 00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:00,841 Later. 338 00:30:01,481 --> 00:30:03,203 You're not going over there. 339 00:30:03,644 --> 00:30:04,925 I wasn't. 340 00:30:04,965 --> 00:30:07,127 Now I am. Later. 341 00:30:11,331 --> 00:30:13,534 She just dissed you. 342 00:30:13,574 --> 00:30:15,175 Dude, shut up! 343 00:30:23,263 --> 00:30:26,106 Hey, new guy. Got a name? 344 00:30:29,229 --> 00:30:31,231 Harris, Gil Harris. 345 00:30:31,592 --> 00:30:33,754 I'm Courtney, that's Carmen, that's Danielle. 346 00:30:35,395 --> 00:30:37,397 How do you like our little slice of paradise? 347 00:30:37,958 --> 00:30:39,439 I gotta tell you... 348 00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:42,843 it's nice to be somewhere without bars. 349 00:30:43,283 --> 00:30:45,245 You were in jail? 350 00:30:45,285 --> 00:30:47,728 Did they give you a full body cavity search? 351 00:30:48,048 --> 00:30:50,851 Forgive my friends. They get shy around strangers. 352 00:30:51,892 --> 00:30:54,254 My fault, I talk too much. 353 00:30:54,735 --> 00:30:55,856 That's hot. 354 00:30:56,296 --> 00:31:00,861 There's a party tonight at my house, if you can come. 355 00:31:04,665 --> 00:31:06,146 I don't make plans. 356 00:31:09,109 --> 00:31:10,350 Not my style. 357 00:31:49,229 --> 00:31:52,392 We love you, Rocky Creek! We're here all week! 358 00:31:52,432 --> 00:31:55,836 We love Texas and we love you too! 359 00:31:55,916 --> 00:31:58,038 So I'm guessing it went well? 360 00:31:58,078 --> 00:32:03,203 In ten minutes, the first 18 years of my life completely changed. 361 00:32:03,483 --> 00:32:06,326 - They bought it? - Things have changed. 362 00:32:06,366 --> 00:32:09,169 You made it to the 50th level of Kunark. 363 00:32:09,209 --> 00:32:13,293 Better. I got invited to a party. Dizzy Gillespie Harrison. 364 00:32:13,333 --> 00:32:18,659 - Excuse me while I do the bugaloo! - Slow down, funky white boy. 365 00:32:19,099 --> 00:32:22,262 Did they invite you, or Gil Harris? 366 00:32:22,302 --> 00:32:27,588 Listen, the point is nobody stuffed me in my locker or singed off my ass hair. 367 00:32:27,628 --> 00:32:29,389 - Please. - No offense. 368 00:32:29,750 --> 00:32:32,753 Are you saying these chicks party on a school night? 369 00:32:33,834 --> 00:32:35,075 Courtney does. 370 00:32:38,599 --> 00:32:43,043 That is without doubt the sluttiest girl I have ever seen! 371 00:32:43,844 --> 00:32:47,007 - I know. Isn't it great? - You have to do her. 372 00:32:47,047 --> 00:32:51,652 And while you're with her, think of me. Okay, that sounded gay. 373 00:32:51,692 --> 00:32:55,896 Courtney is expecting Gil at the party tonight. 374 00:32:55,976 --> 00:32:58,098 She's right, how would Gil Harris party? 375 00:32:58,338 --> 00:33:02,142 The question is, how would Gil get jiggy with this chick 376 00:33:02,182 --> 00:33:05,145 and make her say, "Who's your daddy?" 377 00:33:05,546 --> 00:33:10,591 - While respecting her as a woman. - Diz, you ready for this? 378 00:33:11,992 --> 00:33:15,916 - My dad loves this bike more than me. - That's not true. 379 00:33:16,276 --> 00:33:18,839 No, it is. He wrote it in my birthday card. 380 00:33:23,403 --> 00:33:25,045 So please be very careful. 381 00:33:26,246 --> 00:33:30,771 This is a vintage flat track racing bike. 382 00:33:30,811 --> 00:33:32,212 It's very powerful. 383 00:33:33,173 --> 00:33:35,255 You have to know what you're doing. 384 00:33:36,016 --> 00:33:37,217 Stand back. 385 00:33:38,018 --> 00:33:39,499 I'll start it for you. 386 00:33:56,076 --> 00:33:59,640 Remember, I won't always be around to do that for you. 387 00:34:07,888 --> 00:34:10,490 Courtney got Tony Hawk to come to her party? 388 00:34:15,776 --> 00:34:17,858 There's nothing cooler than that! 389 00:34:27,107 --> 00:34:28,268 That dude's crazy. 390 00:34:33,353 --> 00:34:36,196 Hey, man! These are Dockers! 391 00:34:36,797 --> 00:34:38,238 I made it. 392 00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:41,161 Bush! 393 00:34:44,484 --> 00:34:45,485 Hey! 394 00:34:45,806 --> 00:34:49,570 - Courtney, did you see that Indy 360? - Tony, please. 395 00:34:51,532 --> 00:34:55,175 Randy, did you see that Indy Three? I could do it again. 396 00:35:04,825 --> 00:35:07,187 Have any trouble finding the house? 397 00:35:09,630 --> 00:35:11,952 Well, aren't you the strong, silent type? 398 00:35:13,113 --> 00:35:16,036 - Well, I... - Wanna come upstairs with me? 399 00:35:18,559 --> 00:35:20,400 Wanna make out with me? 400 00:35:23,163 --> 00:35:25,886 Wanna take my clothes off with your teeth? 401 00:35:26,647 --> 00:35:29,209 Okay, you talked me into it. 402 00:35:31,451 --> 00:35:32,853 Aren't you coming? 403 00:35:33,614 --> 00:35:35,215 Almost. 404 00:35:35,255 --> 00:35:39,419 - Courtney is such a slut. - You dated her for two months. 405 00:35:39,459 --> 00:35:40,821 It was four. 406 00:36:03,443 --> 00:36:05,646 You wanna dance, new guy? 407 00:36:18,939 --> 00:36:20,941 Know why I like it out here? 408 00:36:22,102 --> 00:36:26,226 - The view? - No, because of all these people around. 409 00:36:26,547 --> 00:36:29,950 Doesn't it turn you on, knowing we could be caught at any moment? 410 00:36:32,232 --> 00:36:35,636 Yeah, well, that does make things interesting. 411 00:36:36,316 --> 00:36:37,878 Wanna make out? 412 00:36:38,879 --> 00:36:40,120 Okay. 413 00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:41,602 I forgot something. 414 00:36:45,766 --> 00:36:47,407 Ready for dessert? 415 00:36:49,409 --> 00:36:50,611 Gil? 416 00:36:53,534 --> 00:36:54,735 Hello? 417 00:36:59,660 --> 00:37:02,462 - What's the matter? - I can't believe it. 418 00:37:02,503 --> 00:37:06,426 - What happened? - Gil blew me off. 419 00:37:07,227 --> 00:37:09,910 - Sucks to be you. - Carmen, put it away. 420 00:37:10,551 --> 00:37:14,074 Honey, I knew that boy was trouble. 421 00:37:14,795 --> 00:37:18,478 I know what you're thinking, "He's too good-looking for me." 422 00:37:18,879 --> 00:37:21,882 ¿Hola, habla inglès? Hello! 423 00:37:24,364 --> 00:37:27,327 - Where'd you come from? - Exercising. Got a problem? 424 00:37:27,367 --> 00:37:28,969 No, it's cool. 425 00:37:29,610 --> 00:37:34,935 - What does that hit... lats, tris, bis? - These are bat-curls, for the abs. 426 00:37:34,975 --> 00:37:37,698 Cool! Did you really blow off Courtney? 427 00:37:37,938 --> 00:37:39,179 You can tell us. 428 00:37:39,259 --> 00:37:42,983 - You blow her off? - I didn't exactly blow her off. 429 00:37:43,023 --> 00:37:44,745 Stop right there. 430 00:37:45,025 --> 00:37:49,750 Any dude who disses Courtney must date the most outrageous women on earth! 431 00:37:52,472 --> 00:37:56,476 - Hey, what can I say? - "What can I say?" You are the man! 432 00:37:56,517 --> 00:37:58,158 You are the man! 433 00:37:58,559 --> 00:38:02,362 I say you're a fraud. I don't think you've been with anyone. 434 00:38:06,206 --> 00:38:07,808 Yeah, you're right. 435 00:38:08,609 --> 00:38:09,890 She's not just anyone. 436 00:38:14,695 --> 00:38:18,699 - This babe's got it all! - Yes, she does. 437 00:38:18,739 --> 00:38:20,741 I bet she knows how to make a guy happy! 438 00:38:21,862 --> 00:38:24,545 I'd love to stay and chat... 439 00:38:24,585 --> 00:38:26,466 but Josefina's waiting for me. 440 00:38:27,508 --> 00:38:29,069 You're not going anywhere. 441 00:38:30,350 --> 00:38:32,192 Don't make me do crazy eyes. 442 00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:43,684 Josefina. Exotic! ¡Me gusta Josefina! 443 00:38:43,724 --> 00:38:46,446 Guys! Don't you see what's going on here? 444 00:38:46,687 --> 00:38:50,050 Yeah, to get chicks, we gotta work on our abs! 445 00:38:50,090 --> 00:38:51,572 Let's go. Come on! 446 00:38:52,412 --> 00:38:55,255 - Come on, up. - Ready? One, two... 447 00:38:57,778 --> 00:39:00,861 I got it! Check me out, baby! Bat-wings! 448 00:39:00,901 --> 00:39:03,864 - Hey, chump change, get down! - Bat-wings, baby! 449 00:39:04,865 --> 00:39:06,266 Watch, everyone! 450 00:39:06,346 --> 00:39:09,950 That bike won't even start. He trashed it when he landed. 451 00:39:10,551 --> 00:39:11,712 Please start. 452 00:39:33,133 --> 00:39:35,616 It's a full-time job trying to save his butt. 453 00:39:41,702 --> 00:39:43,864 I almost got laid! 454 00:39:44,705 --> 00:39:46,066 Did he say, "brake"? 455 00:39:54,675 --> 00:39:56,436 I almost got laid! 456 00:40:18,859 --> 00:40:19,980 Waiting up for me? 457 00:40:20,581 --> 00:40:22,342 - Yes, we are. - We? 458 00:40:24,985 --> 00:40:26,547 Hi. Hey. 459 00:40:27,067 --> 00:40:32,633 - Dad, what is Miss Pierce doing here? - Kiki's here to help. 460 00:40:33,874 --> 00:40:36,156 - With what? - An intervention. 461 00:40:36,997 --> 00:40:40,160 We're surrounding you with love. 462 00:40:40,961 --> 00:40:42,322 Now sit. 463 00:40:44,204 --> 00:40:49,690 Okay. Dramatic change in appearance, lack of communication... 464 00:40:49,730 --> 00:40:51,291 altered patterns of behavior. 465 00:40:51,972 --> 00:40:53,453 What're you on? 466 00:40:54,294 --> 00:40:55,696 Is it crystal meth? 467 00:40:55,976 --> 00:40:59,580 Is it the crank? Are you riding the white pony, son? 468 00:41:04,865 --> 00:41:08,108 No, I'm not on drugs, Dad. I'm happy. 469 00:41:08,148 --> 00:41:11,712 For the first time in I can't remember when, I'm happy. 470 00:41:13,153 --> 00:41:18,519 It occurs to me to tell you that denial is not just a river in Egypt! 471 00:41:19,199 --> 00:41:21,682 Look, son, it's all my fault. 472 00:41:21,722 --> 00:41:27,487 I was so worried about alarms going off at work, I missed the ones at home. 473 00:41:27,928 --> 00:41:29,329 I'll make it up to you. 474 00:41:29,369 --> 00:41:33,173 I'm quitting my job so we can be together 24/7. 475 00:41:33,213 --> 00:41:36,537 - How will you pay the mortgage? - I'll sell the house. 476 00:41:37,297 --> 00:41:42,422 Dad, do not, I repeat, do not do that. 477 00:41:42,503 --> 00:41:47,548 There's no way for you to understand this. But when things get truly bad, 478 00:41:47,588 --> 00:41:50,030 you got to make a drastic change. 479 00:41:50,070 --> 00:41:55,035 Completely revamp everything in your life to get what you want. 480 00:41:55,756 --> 00:41:58,118 I do understand. I'm not sick. 481 00:41:58,158 --> 00:42:01,401 I'm revamped! 482 00:42:01,441 --> 00:42:05,806 It's very sweet. Underneath the Tourette's and the crank... 483 00:42:06,246 --> 00:42:08,529 he still wants to be like his daddy. 484 00:42:13,253 --> 00:42:15,976 - I'm so on to you. - You are? 485 00:42:16,977 --> 00:42:19,019 You pretend you're not part of this school, 486 00:42:19,059 --> 00:42:20,701 but you like being a badass. 487 00:42:23,944 --> 00:42:27,467 - You caught me. - And that's why I want to use you. 488 00:42:30,631 --> 00:42:33,554 Okay, but only for a couple of years. 489 00:42:34,835 --> 00:42:38,358 Come to the football game this weekend. Nobody shows. 490 00:42:38,398 --> 00:42:43,123 It's more acceptable to drink and puke than it is to watch a game. 491 00:42:43,163 --> 00:42:44,605 It's hard work, not caring. 492 00:42:45,886 --> 00:42:49,129 If you show up, maybe some of these other fools would. 493 00:42:49,169 --> 00:42:50,250 I'm in. 494 00:42:54,214 --> 00:42:55,255 What? 495 00:42:56,336 --> 00:42:58,979 My grandmother's Albanian. It means, I owe you one. 496 00:43:02,983 --> 00:43:06,186 - What's that about? - Just asking the new guy a favor. 497 00:43:06,466 --> 00:43:08,428 What could you need from him? 498 00:43:09,069 --> 00:43:11,752 Just things I'm not getting elsewhere. 499 00:43:39,059 --> 00:43:42,382 Come on, East Highlands! Okay, ready? 500 00:43:49,750 --> 00:43:52,272 Danielle finally dragged you to a game. 501 00:43:52,312 --> 00:43:56,717 I'm not at the game, I'm with you guys. I just like to watch her jump around. 502 00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:01,922 Yeah, right! 503 00:44:04,525 --> 00:44:07,167 - Ride him, cowboy! - Will you shut up? 504 00:44:07,728 --> 00:44:09,289 Man, that's not funny. 505 00:44:16,577 --> 00:44:22,743 Come on, East Highland! Come on, people. Guys? 506 00:44:23,303 --> 00:44:24,304 Hello? 507 00:44:30,470 --> 00:44:35,355 One. One, two, three. Two. One, two, three. 508 00:44:42,683 --> 00:44:46,687 This is bullshit! We haven't won in five years. Let's forfeit. 509 00:44:46,727 --> 00:44:49,730 - We're dead anyway. - Ten, hut! 510 00:45:00,981 --> 00:45:02,823 He's out of his mind. 511 00:45:13,353 --> 00:45:15,956 Dead? Did you say dead? 512 00:45:16,597 --> 00:45:22,242 All this hoo-hah about being dead and not wanting to fight 513 00:45:22,282 --> 00:45:24,484 is a load of crap! 514 00:45:25,766 --> 00:45:28,849 Did we give up when Pearl Harbor was bombed? 515 00:45:29,489 --> 00:45:31,211 Didn't that movie make money? 516 00:45:31,612 --> 00:45:35,576 We didn't give up then, and we're not going to give up now! 517 00:45:35,896 --> 00:45:40,100 American high school students traditionally love to fight! 518 00:45:40,140 --> 00:45:45,265 All real football players love the sting of battle! 519 00:45:45,626 --> 00:45:48,629 The only thing we have to fear is... 520 00:45:50,751 --> 00:45:52,793 fear itself. 521 00:45:53,313 --> 00:45:56,196 What is wrong with you people? 522 00:45:57,317 --> 00:46:02,202 Where's the hunger? Where is the school spirit? 523 00:46:03,363 --> 00:46:07,287 Washington High? We're gonna beat them! 524 00:46:08,008 --> 00:46:12,452 Lincoln High? We're gonna beat them! 525 00:46:12,973 --> 00:46:14,494 Harding High? 526 00:46:15,656 --> 00:46:17,217 We're gonna beat them. 527 00:46:17,818 --> 00:46:18,819 Yes! 528 00:46:21,461 --> 00:46:25,025 - Let's do it. - Let's do it! 529 00:46:35,195 --> 00:46:37,798 That's my goddamn horse! 530 00:46:37,838 --> 00:46:39,520 Hit them high, hit them low! 531 00:46:44,044 --> 00:46:45,125 Break! 532 00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:23,564 - Yes! - Touchdown! Touchdown! 533 00:47:23,924 --> 00:47:26,166 How about that, Highlander fans? 534 00:47:26,607 --> 00:47:30,210 That's our first victory since the last Bush was president. 535 00:47:31,291 --> 00:47:33,654 We won a game! 536 00:47:33,694 --> 00:47:37,297 Can you believe it? We actually won a game! 537 00:47:41,181 --> 00:47:42,583 Go, Highland! 538 00:47:49,269 --> 00:47:50,671 What the hell's going on? 539 00:47:51,191 --> 00:47:53,634 You're insane, but thank you. 540 00:47:55,355 --> 00:48:00,040 - How'd you learn to say "you're welcome"? - From an Albanian chat room. 541 00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:05,125 - You're impressed by a guy on a horse? - No, because he showed up for me. 542 00:48:05,886 --> 00:48:07,367 Let's go. 543 00:48:09,289 --> 00:48:13,694 - She just dissed you again. - Dude, do you ever shut up? 544 00:48:19,139 --> 00:48:23,103 - Most guys would never go shopping. - Well, I'm not most guys. 545 00:48:23,704 --> 00:48:25,345 You did say swimsuits, right? 546 00:49:34,254 --> 00:49:36,577 Thank you! Thank you! 547 00:49:42,422 --> 00:49:45,826 Sorry about that. I've been in prison a long time. 548 00:49:48,228 --> 00:49:52,593 - Now this is real music. - If I listen to this, I'll get you? 549 00:49:52,833 --> 00:49:55,596 That's what I'm talking about. All right. 550 00:49:57,117 --> 00:49:59,199 Danielle, I didn't see you come in. 551 00:50:00,320 --> 00:50:01,281 Hey, Emily. 552 00:50:01,602 --> 00:50:02,723 How's it going? 553 00:50:04,044 --> 00:50:06,246 - Great. How about you? - Great. 554 00:50:08,889 --> 00:50:10,370 Hey, do you have the new Creed CD? 555 00:50:13,894 --> 00:50:15,856 Yeah, I'll check for you. 556 00:50:18,378 --> 00:50:22,462 - Who's that? - Emily. We used to be friends. 557 00:50:23,544 --> 00:50:27,347 - What happened? - I started dating Conner, 558 00:50:27,387 --> 00:50:30,631 - you know how things go. - I understand. 559 00:50:30,871 --> 00:50:34,474 Come on, you're not the type who'd drop your friends. 560 00:50:35,075 --> 00:50:37,317 - Time to go! - I'm shopping here! 561 00:50:37,357 --> 00:50:41,762 You've been listening to this song for hours! You're squatting! 562 00:50:41,802 --> 00:50:47,367 Listen, bro, I've had a bad day, so squat on this, pukeface! 563 00:50:47,648 --> 00:50:51,131 - That's it! - Seth, you're not a bouncer anymore. 564 00:50:51,491 --> 00:50:54,494 - You've moved up. - Who can toss her better? 565 00:50:54,535 --> 00:50:57,177 - Would you relax? - Come on, I'm sick of this! 566 00:51:01,301 --> 00:51:03,624 - Diz, you made it! - Perfect timing. 567 00:51:03,664 --> 00:51:06,947 I thought you never check the EQ message boards. 568 00:51:08,629 --> 00:51:10,150 Gil, do you know these people? 569 00:51:18,118 --> 00:51:19,079 No. 570 00:51:27,327 --> 00:51:28,408 Let's go. 571 00:51:43,303 --> 00:51:47,908 We've found a pair of balls. Wait, there's a name here. 572 00:51:49,109 --> 00:51:52,472 Dizzy Harrison, pick up your balls and scrotum. 573 00:51:52,513 --> 00:51:55,716 That's balls and scrotum, at counter five. 574 00:51:56,677 --> 00:51:58,679 You know what? I have all these. 575 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:02,042 That's my microphone! 576 00:52:02,603 --> 00:52:05,646 Oh, no. Please don't! 577 00:52:12,893 --> 00:52:15,015 Harris, get your punk ass in here! 578 00:52:23,704 --> 00:52:28,148 - What are you doing here? - You stole my horse, maggot! 579 00:52:30,511 --> 00:52:34,595 You know the penalty in this state for stealing another man's horse? 580 00:52:34,995 --> 00:52:36,036 Death? 581 00:52:37,157 --> 00:52:38,999 This isn't Iraq, son. 582 00:52:39,039 --> 00:52:42,482 But I can tell you, it's probably a hefty fine! 583 00:52:43,083 --> 00:52:44,605 You know what this is? 584 00:52:45,806 --> 00:52:49,770 It's a bill for manure clean up, resodding the football field. 585 00:52:49,810 --> 00:52:54,334 To top it off, somebody urinated all over Mrs. Campanella's rose garden. 586 00:52:54,855 --> 00:52:56,176 That was me, sir. 587 00:52:58,298 --> 00:53:00,100 And you wanna know something else? 588 00:53:02,222 --> 00:53:03,744 It was all worth it! 589 00:53:06,867 --> 00:53:08,669 Come here! Come here! 590 00:53:11,552 --> 00:53:15,916 That was our first victory in five years, and it's all because of you! 591 00:53:16,476 --> 00:53:19,199 I love you more than my own good-for-nothing son. 592 00:53:20,641 --> 00:53:22,402 Sit down, take a load off. 593 00:53:24,124 --> 00:53:28,569 We got a homecoming dance coming up in a month and it has been the most... 594 00:53:28,609 --> 00:53:31,091 God-awful experience for everyone involved. 595 00:53:31,131 --> 00:53:32,452 Right, Coach? 596 00:53:33,053 --> 00:53:36,016 You have any ideas on how we might turn this thing around? 597 00:53:40,020 --> 00:53:41,702 - Good music. - Music! 598 00:53:43,063 --> 00:53:44,064 Hey. 599 00:53:44,384 --> 00:53:47,708 That is a fantastic idea, son. You see that? Hey! 600 00:53:47,748 --> 00:53:49,309 What kind of music? 601 00:53:49,910 --> 00:53:54,154 The only music worth being called music. I'm talking about the funk. 602 00:54:16,016 --> 00:54:17,457 Hello, singing? 603 00:54:17,497 --> 00:54:20,180 We can't play funk without a bass line. 604 00:54:20,260 --> 00:54:21,542 Or black guys. 605 00:54:22,342 --> 00:54:24,945 We'll find someone. We don't need Ditz. 606 00:54:25,305 --> 00:54:29,069 You don't? So somebody else is getting you paying gigs? 607 00:54:30,030 --> 00:54:32,913 We headline at homecoming in two weeks. 608 00:54:33,353 --> 00:54:36,036 - Someone talking to us? - I don't hear anything. 609 00:54:37,037 --> 00:54:39,359 It's Diz. What's wrong with you people? 610 00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:42,002 I was an asshole at the mall. 611 00:54:42,362 --> 00:54:44,164 World-class asshole. 612 00:54:44,204 --> 00:54:47,407 They're scouting me for Asshole Olympics. I'm carrying the torch. 613 00:54:49,089 --> 00:54:51,371 Come on, you guys, I'm sorry. 614 00:54:51,812 --> 00:54:54,454 I got no good excuse for what I did. 615 00:54:54,855 --> 00:54:56,537 It's not easy being the big bull. 616 00:54:58,338 --> 00:55:01,141 You're the big bullshit! Gil's the big bull. 617 00:55:01,782 --> 00:55:04,144 - Yeah, but that's me. - Is it? 618 00:55:04,745 --> 00:55:09,109 So, what makes you any different from any other high school thug? 619 00:55:39,219 --> 00:55:41,261 - Quit it! - It wasn't me? 620 00:55:41,341 --> 00:55:42,903 - Then who was it? - Him. 621 00:55:42,943 --> 00:55:45,706 Hi, guys. Ed Ligget. Tuba! 622 00:55:46,266 --> 00:55:50,070 The marching band is collecting bottles for the homeless. 623 00:55:50,551 --> 00:55:53,393 Ironically, taking away their only job. 624 00:55:53,433 --> 00:55:55,636 Any donations would be appreciated. 625 00:55:55,956 --> 00:55:58,519 You know what the homeless need? 626 00:55:59,439 --> 00:56:00,480 A midget. 627 00:56:01,121 --> 00:56:02,723 Why would they need a midget? 628 00:56:02,763 --> 00:56:04,124 Shut up! 629 00:56:05,646 --> 00:56:06,967 Hey! Quit it! 630 00:56:16,416 --> 00:56:17,417 What a throw. 631 00:56:28,509 --> 00:56:30,150 Little Ed, are you okay? 632 00:56:30,190 --> 00:56:32,713 Yeah, I'm from a rodeo family. 633 00:56:36,036 --> 00:56:38,038 You remembered my name. 634 00:56:39,279 --> 00:56:40,521 Come on. 635 00:56:49,970 --> 00:56:52,653 - What's Gil doing? - He's taking him up the tower. 636 00:56:54,695 --> 00:56:57,257 Ed Ligget's gonna get his little ass kicked. 637 00:57:11,031 --> 00:57:12,432 Who's that little dude? 638 00:57:16,997 --> 00:57:18,158 Hey, Conner. 639 00:57:18,959 --> 00:57:20,280 What did Ed ever do to you? 640 00:57:29,489 --> 00:57:31,011 All right, freak. 641 00:57:32,012 --> 00:57:33,974 We don't call people that here. 642 00:57:37,578 --> 00:57:38,619 Danielle? 643 00:57:40,100 --> 00:57:41,822 She's going down there with the geeks! 644 00:57:45,025 --> 00:57:47,027 - Emily. - Danielle. 645 00:57:47,467 --> 00:57:50,030 - Look, Emily... - I know. 646 00:58:00,120 --> 00:58:03,003 - You backed him instead of me? - Caught that? 647 00:58:03,043 --> 00:58:06,567 Bullshit! My girlfriend's supposed to back me up! 648 00:58:06,607 --> 00:58:09,690 You're right. Your girlfriend should back you up. 649 00:58:09,730 --> 00:58:10,971 Find one. 650 00:58:13,093 --> 00:58:16,376 I don't need you! I could have anyone! 651 00:58:18,739 --> 00:58:19,940 Look, man. 652 00:58:20,380 --> 00:58:23,263 I'm sorry, me and the guys pissed in your tuba. 653 00:58:23,584 --> 00:58:24,745 You did? 654 00:58:25,345 --> 00:58:27,788 - Yeah. - I thought it tasted funny. 655 00:58:37,718 --> 00:58:39,800 Another win for the Highlanders! 656 00:58:42,362 --> 00:58:44,124 Mark's gonna help you pass trig. 657 00:58:47,327 --> 00:58:49,610 You don't remember me, do you? 658 00:58:49,650 --> 00:58:53,373 "Stop! Please! Your ass is crushing my head!" 659 00:58:53,413 --> 00:58:55,936 Was that you? 660 00:58:58,098 --> 00:59:00,060 Highland wins again! 661 00:59:09,389 --> 00:59:11,952 Damn! That's what I'm talking about! 662 00:59:16,276 --> 00:59:20,040 I'd like to introduce you to a few old buddies of mine. 663 00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:22,002 Hi, I'm... 664 00:59:22,042 --> 00:59:23,123 Hawk. 665 00:59:23,163 --> 00:59:24,605 And I'm... 666 00:59:25,806 --> 00:59:26,967 Apache. 667 00:59:28,088 --> 00:59:31,251 - Hawk, Apache and I... - Were in prison together. 668 00:59:31,291 --> 00:59:32,693 Mostly in the shower. 669 00:59:36,577 --> 00:59:39,259 Can you just smell the playoffs? 670 00:59:40,581 --> 00:59:44,625 Before I met Gil, I'd have looked at you and walked away 671 00:59:44,665 --> 00:59:47,508 wiggling my ass to show what you missed. 672 00:59:47,788 --> 00:59:50,270 Yeah, well, the universe is upside down. 673 00:59:50,831 --> 00:59:53,794 And in a few minutes, you will be, too. 674 01:00:17,297 --> 01:00:19,219 I finally understand the song. 675 01:00:49,850 --> 01:00:51,892 Touchdown! 676 01:01:12,953 --> 01:01:15,115 Unbelievable! 677 01:01:15,155 --> 01:01:18,599 We're going to the State Championship! 678 01:01:19,199 --> 01:01:21,922 The Highlanders are on fire! 679 01:01:29,089 --> 01:01:30,490 Little spill. 680 01:01:31,131 --> 01:01:32,172 Remember... 681 01:01:32,412 --> 01:01:34,494 turn, don't burn. 682 01:01:40,220 --> 01:01:44,705 I want you to know that when you go off to college, 683 01:01:44,745 --> 01:01:46,266 me and this house... 684 01:01:46,867 --> 01:01:49,269 - roll with you. - Dad. 685 01:01:49,309 --> 01:01:53,033 Do not, I repeat, do not do that! 686 01:01:56,436 --> 01:01:58,799 Just roll around, Dad, you'll be all right. 687 01:02:14,615 --> 01:02:15,816 We're closed. 688 01:02:16,136 --> 01:02:17,938 Hey, it's okay. He's with me. 689 01:02:38,959 --> 01:02:40,440 You're really good! 690 01:02:40,480 --> 01:02:43,604 Best part of working here. I ride the bull for free. 691 01:02:43,644 --> 01:02:46,246 And I get good tips for wearing a bandanna as a shirt. 692 01:02:48,649 --> 01:02:50,170 Watch it, hoodlum. 693 01:02:50,410 --> 01:02:52,893 That's Estelle. She must like you. 694 01:02:53,173 --> 01:02:54,214 Hi, Estelle. 695 01:02:55,776 --> 01:02:56,577 Hi. 696 01:02:58,098 --> 01:03:01,582 Don't mind Estelle. She's like my big sister. She worries. 697 01:03:02,422 --> 01:03:06,066 - What could she worry about? - That I'll end up like my mom. 698 01:03:06,346 --> 01:03:09,510 Working days here and raising three kids by myself. 699 01:03:09,790 --> 01:03:10,951 I didn't know that. 700 01:03:11,191 --> 01:03:14,394 It's hard to keep track of the white trash clichés. 701 01:03:14,835 --> 01:03:16,196 I'm not worried. 702 01:03:16,236 --> 01:03:17,718 - You're not? - No. 703 01:03:17,798 --> 01:03:20,240 - That's a relief. You want a pad? - For what? 704 01:03:22,162 --> 01:03:24,364 - Estelle! - Look. 705 01:03:24,845 --> 01:03:28,048 If I can do what I've done, you can do anything. 706 01:03:28,088 --> 01:03:31,652 - I wish I had your confidence. - Don't ever wish that. 707 01:03:32,052 --> 01:03:34,575 Why? You know exactly who you are. 708 01:03:35,295 --> 01:03:37,017 But you don't know who I am. 709 01:03:37,898 --> 01:03:40,701 Before I came to East Highland... 710 01:03:46,066 --> 01:03:48,428 You get good distance with the skinny ones. 711 01:03:48,709 --> 01:03:50,030 Are you okay? 712 01:03:51,071 --> 01:03:52,352 That's just it. 713 01:03:52,833 --> 01:03:53,674 I'm not... 714 01:03:58,879 --> 01:04:00,521 They killed Paco. 715 01:04:01,081 --> 01:04:02,442 - Paco? - Paco! 716 01:04:17,137 --> 01:04:18,619 Black Spiders. 717 01:04:34,675 --> 01:04:36,997 - See this tattoo? - I don't need to hear it. 718 01:04:39,439 --> 01:04:43,283 There's things about me I need to tell that you won't like. 719 01:04:43,323 --> 01:04:47,127 It doesn't matter! Anything in your past, I don't need to know. 720 01:04:47,167 --> 01:04:49,690 Let's just think about now. 721 01:04:52,372 --> 01:04:53,894 But I'm really Dizzy. 722 01:04:55,175 --> 01:04:56,416 So am I. 723 01:04:57,778 --> 01:04:59,780 She is going to college, punk! 724 01:05:00,621 --> 01:05:02,903 Hey, lady, nobody's stopping her! 725 01:05:03,704 --> 01:05:06,226 That's a buzz-kill. Night, Estelle. 726 01:05:06,947 --> 01:05:10,270 - Ready for State Finals? - All I do is ride a horse. 727 01:05:10,310 --> 01:05:13,073 I'm worried. Those Drillers can be brutal. 728 01:05:14,034 --> 01:05:15,355 The Drillers? 729 01:05:16,236 --> 01:05:19,039 Rocky Creek High. You know where it is? 730 01:05:19,079 --> 01:05:20,240 I do. 731 01:05:21,722 --> 01:05:23,283 Look, Danielle. 732 01:05:23,844 --> 01:05:26,687 I can't go to that game. I hate that school. 733 01:05:26,967 --> 01:05:28,969 Wait a minute. How can you not come? 734 01:05:29,690 --> 01:05:31,131 It's complicated. 735 01:05:32,573 --> 01:05:35,776 I hate it, too, but if you don't show up, nobody will. 736 01:05:35,816 --> 01:05:37,457 Please, don't bail now. 737 01:05:40,420 --> 01:05:44,104 Let's welcome our undefeated defending State Champions... 738 01:05:44,985 --> 01:05:47,788 the Rocky Creek Drillers! 739 01:05:47,828 --> 01:05:50,791 And from East Highland High... 740 01:05:51,191 --> 01:05:53,433 the Highlanders. 741 01:05:55,996 --> 01:05:58,959 I can't believe those kilt-wearing wussies aren't gonna show up. 742 01:06:47,247 --> 01:06:48,488 Hold! 743 01:06:52,132 --> 01:06:53,093 What's going on? 744 01:07:24,324 --> 01:07:27,888 Kirk, you're falling behind. Come on, hurry! Go, go! 745 01:07:37,618 --> 01:07:42,342 What a miraculous, momentous occasion in Highlander history, sports fans! 746 01:07:42,783 --> 01:07:48,629 With eight ticks left on the clock, the score is tied, 24 all! 747 01:07:48,669 --> 01:07:51,832 The Drillers are at the 50-yard line. 748 01:07:52,112 --> 01:07:54,515 There's only time for one last play! 749 01:07:54,555 --> 01:07:59,439 If the Highlanders can stop the Drillers, we're looking at overtime! 750 01:08:00,921 --> 01:08:02,803 Who's that little dude? 751 01:08:07,127 --> 01:08:12,292 - Let's go, Highland! - Let's go, Highland! 752 01:08:13,373 --> 01:08:16,977 This is the biggest day for Texas Five-A football 753 01:08:17,017 --> 01:08:19,259 since Johnson killed Kennedy! 754 01:08:28,348 --> 01:08:29,670 Come on, Highland! 755 01:08:31,351 --> 01:08:34,394 Highland! Highland! 756 01:08:37,397 --> 01:08:39,279 You understand what's going on? 757 01:08:39,319 --> 01:08:42,162 Their team isn't killing us, their fans are! 758 01:08:43,804 --> 01:08:46,607 Put your heads in the game and concentrate! 759 01:08:47,167 --> 01:08:52,052 We got a split left quick toss, 29 on one-on-one. Duncan gets the ball. 760 01:08:52,132 --> 01:08:53,854 No way, asshole! Not Duncan! 761 01:08:53,894 --> 01:08:56,657 My team, my game, my championship, my ball! 762 01:08:58,338 --> 01:09:00,701 Just do your job, and I'll do the rest! 763 01:09:04,905 --> 01:09:06,346 Watch the back! 764 01:09:06,386 --> 01:09:08,388 Red, 71, down! 765 01:09:08,829 --> 01:09:10,511 Go, Rocky Creek! 766 01:09:23,243 --> 01:09:26,406 Get out of here, Rocky Creek! 767 01:09:26,967 --> 01:09:30,210 Defense! Defense! Defense! 768 01:09:54,274 --> 01:09:55,475 Fumble! 769 01:10:05,285 --> 01:10:06,527 Go! 770 01:10:20,661 --> 01:10:23,664 Highland wins! 771 01:10:40,280 --> 01:10:41,722 This is for you, son. 772 01:10:42,683 --> 01:10:43,884 Thank you. 773 01:10:48,088 --> 01:10:49,489 Go Highland! 774 01:10:56,056 --> 01:10:58,939 No! 775 01:11:01,662 --> 01:11:02,943 Is that... 776 01:11:36,296 --> 01:11:37,457 Hi! 777 01:11:42,503 --> 01:11:44,064 Hey, Dizzy dipshit! 778 01:11:45,385 --> 01:11:46,587 Where are you? 779 01:11:47,027 --> 01:11:48,148 Yo, dipshit! 780 01:11:50,871 --> 01:11:52,032 How you doing, buddy? 781 01:11:52,953 --> 01:11:54,635 How's it going? 782 01:11:54,675 --> 01:11:57,477 - Who is he? - Just an old friend. 783 01:11:57,518 --> 01:11:59,920 A friend of Gil is one of mine. Travis. 784 01:11:59,960 --> 01:12:01,321 - Lonnie. - Pete. 785 01:12:01,361 --> 01:12:04,084 Ed Ligget, tuba. How you doing, man? 786 01:12:08,168 --> 01:12:10,490 - Better now. - What's wrong with you? 787 01:12:10,531 --> 01:12:14,254 - So I tossed a freak. - We discourage name-calling here. 788 01:12:14,695 --> 01:12:18,498 - What do you want? - You stole my championship, asshole! 789 01:12:18,859 --> 01:12:22,743 If you must talk like that, I'll have to ask you to leave. 790 01:12:22,783 --> 01:12:26,386 I'll leave as soon as I tell the truth about your leader. 791 01:12:26,667 --> 01:12:30,871 - We know he was in prison. - Prison? Are you shitting me? 792 01:12:30,911 --> 01:12:33,273 All right, buddy-boy! That doesn't fly around... 793 01:12:35,275 --> 01:12:36,797 Okay, you guys, back it up. 794 01:12:39,439 --> 01:12:40,881 This is my fight. 795 01:12:41,682 --> 01:12:44,044 Oh, baby! Come on, make my day! 796 01:12:44,084 --> 01:12:45,245 Get him! 797 01:12:49,850 --> 01:12:52,012 I'm gonna go rodeo on your ass! 798 01:12:52,893 --> 01:12:54,454 Take this! And this! 799 01:13:14,635 --> 01:13:16,236 I wanna know what you know. 800 01:13:25,606 --> 01:13:27,808 Someone spread the word about our band. 801 01:13:27,848 --> 01:13:30,891 - That was us. - But half of Rocky Creek is here. 802 01:13:30,931 --> 01:13:32,613 What? How did they hear? 803 01:13:32,653 --> 01:13:35,936 - Hey, guys. Check this out. - Creed? 804 01:13:35,976 --> 01:13:39,459 What idiot would fall for this? There's a menu on the other side. 805 01:13:40,260 --> 01:13:43,984 Anybody know where the VIP room is? Excuse me, ladies? Hello? 806 01:13:44,825 --> 01:13:46,947 Thank you. Who did that? 807 01:13:46,987 --> 01:13:48,869 - Hey, fat-ass. - Quiet, Billy. 808 01:13:49,630 --> 01:13:51,351 Hi. 809 01:13:51,431 --> 01:13:55,996 I didn't think I'd live to see us win the State Championship. 810 01:14:02,482 --> 01:14:03,764 Quiet! 811 01:14:04,685 --> 01:14:06,246 Ladies and gentlemen... 812 01:14:06,767 --> 01:14:09,129 Suburban Funk! 813 01:14:26,587 --> 01:14:27,628 We can do this. 814 01:15:43,784 --> 01:15:46,146 Ladies and gentlemen, Creed... 815 01:15:49,590 --> 01:15:53,674 will not be here tonight. Repeat, will not be here. 816 01:15:53,714 --> 01:15:55,275 And drop curtain. 817 01:15:57,197 --> 01:15:58,238 Cue. 818 01:15:59,760 --> 01:16:02,002 Mrs. Whitman, it's my... 819 01:16:03,684 --> 01:16:07,768 - It's mine, now! - No... 820 01:16:08,809 --> 01:16:11,972 Yo, East Highland, you know Gil Harris. 821 01:16:14,214 --> 01:16:17,337 Hey, Rocky Creek, you remember Diz Harrison? 822 01:16:18,258 --> 01:16:19,499 Guess what, folks? 823 01:16:20,020 --> 01:16:22,823 Gil and Diz are the same guy. 824 01:16:25,586 --> 01:16:29,910 He made fools of you. You don't believe me, ask him yourself. 825 01:16:29,950 --> 01:16:32,312 Maybe for once, he'll tell the truth. 826 01:16:33,834 --> 01:16:36,196 This sucks! What's going on? 827 01:16:36,236 --> 01:16:38,038 - Hey! - Nora, it's all right. 828 01:16:38,999 --> 01:16:40,200 I can handle this. 829 01:16:43,003 --> 01:16:44,645 I can explain. 830 01:16:57,297 --> 01:16:59,820 - Let the brother speak! - Luther. 831 01:16:59,860 --> 01:17:02,022 Not just Luther. Spiders. 832 01:17:02,302 --> 01:17:03,944 You play my kind of music. 833 01:17:08,989 --> 01:17:12,112 Out of the way, Red. I've been in the pen a while. 834 01:17:13,273 --> 01:17:18,198 Everything you saw on that screen was completely... 835 01:17:18,799 --> 01:17:20,040 true. 836 01:17:22,723 --> 01:17:24,725 They're right. I'm a liar. 837 01:17:25,646 --> 01:17:27,327 I don't know what I was thinking. 838 01:17:27,367 --> 01:17:29,970 Actually, I do know what I was thinking. 839 01:17:31,251 --> 01:17:33,574 I was trying to become something more than 840 01:17:33,654 --> 01:17:35,656 just a blip on the radar screen. 841 01:17:36,496 --> 01:17:38,298 So, I made someone up. 842 01:17:38,699 --> 01:17:42,062 Someone I thought you'd all like. 843 01:17:42,783 --> 01:17:48,268 And all because I cared more about what other people thought of me... 844 01:17:48,909 --> 01:17:50,591 than what I thought of me. 845 01:17:51,912 --> 01:17:56,076 But I bet I'm not the only person here who's ever let that happen. 846 01:17:57,678 --> 01:17:58,919 What is this? 847 01:18:00,400 --> 01:18:03,524 - Broke-dick, Broke-dick! - Broke-dick, Broke-dick! 848 01:18:13,013 --> 01:18:15,095 Better come scoop up your friend. 849 01:18:18,098 --> 01:18:19,179 Move it! 850 01:18:26,226 --> 01:18:28,308 Anybody got a staple gun? 851 01:18:30,551 --> 01:18:32,593 Who's the bitch now? 852 01:18:33,233 --> 01:18:36,597 - Diz! Oh, my God, you're bleeding! - My nose. 853 01:18:36,637 --> 01:18:39,039 The crowd, they're animals! 854 01:18:39,079 --> 01:18:43,363 No, animals are kinder. They don't boo when they're killing something. 855 01:18:48,208 --> 01:18:49,850 Diz, you are amazing. 856 01:18:56,657 --> 01:18:59,820 - What was that for? - Can't I appreciate you? 857 01:19:01,782 --> 01:19:04,424 You're scaring me. What's going on? 858 01:19:04,464 --> 01:19:05,866 You've inspired me. 859 01:19:06,867 --> 01:19:09,750 I have to do something I've wanted to do a long time. 860 01:19:10,070 --> 01:19:12,833 I have to let somebody know how I feel about him. 861 01:19:15,195 --> 01:19:16,356 You know, Nora... 862 01:19:23,604 --> 01:19:24,965 Better than PlayStation 2? 863 01:19:26,206 --> 01:19:27,768 Now it is. 864 01:19:28,969 --> 01:19:31,892 - Yo, I guess it's me and you. - And us. 865 01:19:32,372 --> 01:19:33,574 And me. 866 01:19:41,021 --> 01:19:42,342 Would you two get a room? 867 01:19:42,382 --> 01:19:43,624 I'm sorry. 868 01:19:45,025 --> 01:19:49,309 - I don't know what to call you. - Broke-dick seems to be popular. 869 01:19:49,349 --> 01:19:51,151 You're the biggest liar I've ever met. 870 01:19:53,033 --> 01:19:55,235 You're right, I'm a liar. 871 01:20:00,801 --> 01:20:02,723 They called me "Dan the Man." 872 01:20:03,203 --> 01:20:04,364 What? 873 01:20:04,404 --> 01:20:07,447 That was before I lost the braces and grew boobs. 874 01:20:07,487 --> 01:20:09,730 Then I became "Danielle the Body." 875 01:20:10,050 --> 01:20:14,895 I dropped all the friends I had because they looked like the old me. 876 01:20:15,335 --> 01:20:17,337 And very selfish and mean, 877 01:20:17,377 --> 01:20:20,300 but I just wanted so badly to fit in. 878 01:20:22,663 --> 01:20:23,904 Been there. 879 01:20:25,185 --> 01:20:27,347 Do you even ride the motorcycle? 880 01:20:28,869 --> 01:20:30,831 Yeah, actually I do. 881 01:20:30,871 --> 01:20:34,555 But it usually takes a station wagon or a bush to stop me. 882 01:20:35,716 --> 01:20:37,638 So, what do we do now? 883 01:20:37,678 --> 01:20:41,361 Don't ask me. The last plan I had blew up pretty badly. 884 01:20:41,401 --> 01:20:42,563 No kidding. 885 01:21:08,228 --> 01:21:09,510 So, you see... 886 01:21:09,550 --> 01:21:12,152 I saved his narrow behind. 887 01:21:12,472 --> 01:21:14,474 And he got to kiss the girl. 888 01:21:14,995 --> 01:21:16,757 I hope that inspires you. 889 01:21:17,558 --> 01:21:20,160 It has. It's taught me a lot. 890 01:21:21,001 --> 01:21:25,045 It's easy for a man like me to forget what most slobs will do to get a woman. 891 01:21:29,329 --> 01:21:34,054 My fault, I talk too much. That really did burn me, sorry. 892 01:21:40,140 --> 01:21:41,341 Oh, God! 893 01:21:41,381 --> 01:21:43,143 - You okay? - No, he clipped it. 894 01:21:57,518 --> 01:21:59,439 That's why I wanna use you. 895 01:22:10,090 --> 01:22:13,253 - You staring at my Janet? - No. No way, man! 896 01:22:13,293 --> 01:22:16,617 Can we do that again? He couldn't understand what I said. 897 01:22:20,861 --> 01:22:22,663 I'm sorry, that sucked! 898 01:22:35,796 --> 01:22:37,317 Look at that! 899 01:22:44,044 --> 01:22:46,126 Don't yell for mercy. 900 01:22:50,010 --> 01:22:52,452 Oh, God, I blew the line. 901 01:22:53,654 --> 01:22:56,176 Check me out! Bat-wings! 902 01:22:56,857 --> 01:22:58,378 Cut! Cut! 903 01:23:01,101 --> 01:23:04,104 I need three gallons of mineral water... 904 01:23:04,545 --> 01:23:06,507 16 martini olives... 905 01:23:06,547 --> 01:23:11,031 and enough hummus to cover this beautiful girl's body. 906 01:23:11,311 --> 01:23:12,392 You got that? 907 01:23:15,115 --> 01:23:17,117 Who's the bitch now? 908 01:23:18,839 --> 01:23:20,561 Hey, man. You got a smoke? 909 01:23:28,929 --> 01:23:30,490 How you doing? 910 01:23:32,012 --> 01:23:33,854 - Better now. - Okay, cut.