1
00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000
Downloaded from
YTS.MX

2
00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000
Official YIFY movies site:
YTS.MX

3
00:00:12,882 --> 00:00:15,406
WE'’RE GOING TO ASK YOU
A SERIES OF QUESTIONS.

4
00:00:15,406 --> 00:00:17,669
SOME WILL BE BASIC,
BIOGRAPHICAL QUESTIONS.

5
00:00:17,669 --> 00:00:20,542
OTHERS WILL BE VERY PERSONAL
ABOUT YOUR SEXUAL HISTORY.

6
00:00:20,542 --> 00:00:23,023
THAT BEING SAID,
LET'’S START WITH TELLING US...

7
00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:25,112
WHEN YOU LOST
YOUR VIRGINITY.

8
00:00:25,112 --> 00:00:28,115
DECEMBER 5, 1994.

9
00:00:28,115 --> 00:00:30,813
IT WAS MY SENIOR YEAR
OF HIGH SCHOOL,

10
00:00:30,813 --> 00:00:34,077
AND I LOST IT
TO DANNY RIZZO.

11
00:00:34,077 --> 00:00:36,384
MY PARENTS HAD GONE AWAY
FOR THE WEEKEND,

12
00:00:36,384 --> 00:00:39,691
AND WE EACH DID ABOUT
EIGHT SHOTS OF VODKA...

13
00:00:39,691 --> 00:00:41,998
AND THEN WE DID IT.

14
00:00:41,998 --> 00:00:45,262
THEN WE THREW UP ABOUT
TEN MINUTES AFTER THAT, SO--

15
00:00:45,262 --> 00:00:48,700
FIRST TIME I HAD SEX,
I WAS ACTUALLY PRETTY YOUNG--
FIFTEEN.

16
00:00:48,700 --> 00:00:52,226
AND SHE WAS
A FRESHMAN IN COLLEGE.
AND IT JUST KINDA HAPPENED.

17
00:00:52,226 --> 00:00:56,534
I WAS HANGING OUT WITH FRIENDS
IN THE PARKING LOT OF THE A&P
DRINKING SOME BEERS.

18
00:00:56,534 --> 00:00:59,972
SHE PULLED INTO THE PARKING LOT
IN HER DAD'’S NEW CADILLAC.

19
00:00:59,972 --> 00:01:02,497
WE GOT TO TALKIN'’,
AND THE NEXT THING I KNOW,

20
00:01:02,497 --> 00:01:05,326
WE'’RE IN THE BACKSEAT
KINDA GOIN'’ AT IT, SO--

21
00:01:05,326 --> 00:01:08,285
IT WAS PRETTY COOL
'’CAUSE I HAD NEVER BEEN
IN A CADILLAC BEFORE.

22
00:01:08,285 --> 00:01:12,115
I WAS A LATE BLOOMER. IT WAS
MY JUNIOR YEAR OF COLLEGE.

23
00:01:12,115 --> 00:01:16,380
AND I LOST IT TO THE WOMAN
I EVENTUALLY MARRIED, MARIA.

24
00:01:16,380 --> 00:01:22,082
SO, I REALLY ONLY HAD SEX
WITH ONE WOMAN
UP UNTIL THAT POINT,

25
00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:25,041
AND THAT'’S PROBABLY WHY
I GOT DIVORCED.

26
00:01:25,041 --> 00:01:27,304
I WAS ONLY 16,

27
00:01:27,304 --> 00:01:29,828
AND HE WAS MUCH OLDER.

28
00:01:29,828 --> 00:01:33,832
HE WORKED WITH MY MOTHER.
MY PARENTS GOT DIVORCED
WHEN I WAS NINE.

29
00:01:33,832 --> 00:01:37,923
AND HE USED TO COME
TO THE HOUSE FOR DINNERS
AND PARTIES AND THINGS.

30
00:01:37,923 --> 00:01:41,579
BUT THEN HE STARTED
COMING OVER WHEN HE KNEW
MY MOM WOULDN'’T BE HOME.

31
00:01:41,579 --> 00:01:46,149
AND THEN ONE THING
KINDA LED TO ANOTHER.

32
00:01:46,149 --> 00:01:48,238
AND BEFORE I EVEN KNEW
WHAT WAS HAPPENING,

33
00:01:48,238 --> 00:01:51,111
I WAS HAVING
MY FIRST AFFAIR
WITH A MARRIED MAN.

34
00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:53,678
WHEN I FIRST HAD SEX ?
MY DAD DROVE ME DOWN...

35
00:01:53,678 --> 00:01:56,942
FROM OUR APARTMENT
IN THE BRONX WHERE WE LIVED.

36
00:01:56,942 --> 00:02:00,642
HE TOOK ME DOWN
TO THE UPPER EAST SIDE TO
SOME HIGH-CLASS WHOREHOUSE.

37
00:02:02,644 --> 00:02:06,169
AND SHE SAID HER NAME
WAS CHERRY PIE.

38
00:02:06,169 --> 00:02:08,215
I ALWAYS LIKED THAT NAME--
CHERRY PIE.

39
00:02:08,215 --> 00:02:12,175
LET'’S JUST SAY I HAVE
A VERY CLEAR IMAGE OF HER
IN MY MENTAL FILE.

40
00:02:12,175 --> 00:02:15,700
HE WAS THE SWEETEST GUY
IN THE WORLD. WE WENT
TO HIGH SCHOOL TOGETHER.

41
00:02:15,700 --> 00:02:19,487
AND WE BOTH WANTED TO WAIT
UNTIL WE GOT MARRIED '’CAUSE
IT WAS THAT CATHOLIC THING.

42
00:02:19,487 --> 00:02:22,533
BUT I WANTED TO DO IT
BEFORE MY 18th BIRTHDAY.

43
00:02:22,533 --> 00:02:25,188
SO WE WENT TO THIS
BED-AND-BREAKFAST IN SARATOGA,

44
00:02:25,188 --> 00:02:30,715
AND WE JUST MADE LOVE
FOR THREE STRAIGHT DAYS.

45
00:02:30,715 --> 00:02:34,458
AND THEN WE WENT OFF
TO COLLEGE AND PROMISED
TO BE FAITHFUL TO EACH OTHER.

46
00:02:34,458 --> 00:02:36,460
AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED ?

47
00:02:36,460 --> 00:02:39,028
WELL, I WAS FAITHFUL
FOR THE FIRST SEMESTER.

48
00:02:39,028 --> 00:02:43,206
AND HE CAME BACK
AFTER CHRISTMAS BREAK
AND TOLD ME HE WAS GAY.

49
00:02:43,206 --> 00:02:45,904
SO I GUESS HE WAS
A LITTLE SWEETER
THAN I WOULD'’VE LIKED.

50
00:02:45,904 --> 00:02:48,646
OKAY, WAIT A SECOND, SUE.
I MEAN, THIS IS UNBEL--

51
00:02:48,646 --> 00:02:50,300
I MEAN--
I MEAN, COME ON !

52
00:02:50,300 --> 00:02:52,781
I DON'’T EVEN UNDERSTAND
WHERE THIS CAME FROM.

53
00:02:52,781 --> 00:02:56,785
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN THINKING
ABOUT THIS ? YOU JUST DROP THIS
ON ME ALL OF A SUDDEN TODAY ?

54
00:02:56,785 --> 00:03:00,267
I MEAN, I DON'’T EVEN KNOW-- STOP !
YOU'’RE STUTTERING. OKAY ?

55
00:03:00,267 --> 00:03:02,791
IT'’S OVER !
IT'’S SIMPLE ! PACK YOUR SHIT.
GET OUT BY THE WEEKEND.

56
00:03:02,791 --> 00:03:07,622
SERIOUSLY, THIS IS LIKE--
THIS IS LIKE A SHOCK TO ME.

57
00:03:07,622 --> 00:03:11,234
I DON'’T KNOW WHAT ELSE
YOU WANT ME TO SAY.
IT'’S SIMPLE. IT'’S OVER.

58
00:03:11,234 --> 00:03:13,280
HAVE YOUR SHIT OUT
BY THE WEEKEND.YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME !

59
00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:15,760
I'’M NOT KIDDING YOU.WHEN DID THIS
COME ABOUT ?

60
00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:18,285
OH, MY GOD, GIMME A BREAK.
YOU KNOW THIS WAS INEVITABLE.

61
00:03:18,285 --> 00:03:22,071
IF I THOUGHT THIS WAS
INEVITABLE, I WOULDN'’T HAVE
GIVEN UP MY APARTMENT.

62
00:03:22,071 --> 00:03:25,292
DON'’T YOU PIN THAT ON ME.
I DIDN'’T ASK YOU
TO GIVE UP YOUR APARTMENT.

63
00:03:25,292 --> 00:03:28,295
BUT YOU DID ASK ME
TO MOVE IN WITH YOU, RIGHT ?
THAT I DIDN'’T FUCKIN'’ IMAGINE.

64
00:03:28,295 --> 00:03:32,255
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY ?HOW ABOUT
A FUCKIN'’ EXPLANATION ?

65
00:03:32,255 --> 00:03:35,258
WHY DO YOU NEED
AN EXPLANATION ?

66
00:03:35,258 --> 00:03:38,261
WHY CAN'’T YOU JUST SEE
THE WRITING ON THE WALL ?WHY CAN'’T I SEE ?

67
00:03:38,261 --> 00:03:41,786
THE ONLY THING I CAN SEE
IS THIS UGLY PAINTING
THAT COST ME A FEW GRAND.

68
00:03:41,786 --> 00:03:44,049
YOU WANT THE PAINTING ?
YOU CAN HAVE THE PAINTING.

69
00:03:44,049 --> 00:03:46,313
I DON'’T WANT THE PAINTING.
I GOT YOU THE PAINTING.

70
00:03:46,313 --> 00:03:49,272
I DON'’T WANT IT.THEN WHAT DO YOU WANT
FROM ME ?

71
00:03:49,272 --> 00:03:52,275
YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT ?
I JUST WANT YOU TO TALK TO ME.

72
00:03:52,275 --> 00:03:55,713
JUST TELL ME WHY
YOU'’RE DOIN'’ THIS ?

73
00:03:55,713 --> 00:03:59,717
WHERE YOU GOIN'’ ? TELL ME WHY
YOU'’RE DOING THIS ! THIS IS
COMIN'’ OUT OF LEFT FIELD HERE !

74
00:03:59,717 --> 00:04:02,590
DO YOU WANT KIDS ?

75
00:04:02,590 --> 00:04:05,157
YEAH ! YOU KNOW I WANT KIDS.
WE'’VE ALREADY DISCUSSED THIS.

76
00:04:05,157 --> 00:04:07,421
WHEN ?

77
00:04:07,421 --> 00:04:09,379
AS SOON AS YOU'’RE READY.

78
00:04:09,379 --> 00:04:12,382
GUESS WHAT.
NOT READY.

79
00:04:12,382 --> 00:04:16,691
YOU EVER NOTICE HOW
WHENEVER YOU BRING UP KIDS,
I CHANGE THE SUBJECT ?

80
00:04:16,691 --> 00:04:19,389
I DON'’T WANT THEM...
EVER !

81
00:04:19,389 --> 00:04:21,565
THAT WAS KINDA HARSH,
YOU KNOW,

82
00:04:21,565 --> 00:04:25,221
BECAUSE WE WERE TALKIN'’,
EVERYTHING-- KIDS,
MARRIAGE, THE WHOLE NINE.

83
00:04:25,221 --> 00:04:27,702
THEN SHE DROPS THAT ON ME
OUT OF THE BLUE, SO--

84
00:04:27,702 --> 00:04:29,921
THAT WAS KINDA TOUGH.

85
00:04:29,921 --> 00:04:33,098
I TOLD YOU MOVING IN WITH HER
WAS A BIG MISTAKE, DIDN'’T I ?I KNOW,

86
00:04:33,098 --> 00:04:35,579
TOMMY, YOU ARE NOT
THE SETTLING DOWN TYPE OF GUY.

87
00:04:35,579 --> 00:04:39,322
YOU'’RE THE TYPE OF GUY
THAT HAS TO BE OUT THERE
EVERY DAY MAKIN'’ IT HAPPEN.

88
00:04:39,322 --> 00:04:41,411
FORGET ABOUT THAT
WIFE AND KIDS CRAP !

89
00:04:41,411 --> 00:04:44,806
WHAT IS THAT WITH YOU ?
YOU TAKE IT FROM SOMEBODY
WHO'’S BEEN THERE.

90
00:04:44,806 --> 00:04:49,027
A WIFE AND CHILDREN
WILL DRIVE YOU
TO AN EARLY GRAVE !

91
00:04:49,027 --> 00:04:52,988
TAKE A LOOK AT ME,
FOR EXAMPLE. TAKE
A LOOK AT ME, BABY !

92
00:04:52,988 --> 00:04:54,816
YOU'’RE AN ANIMAL.I'’M AN ANIMAL !

93
00:04:54,816 --> 00:04:58,210
I AM TWICE AS VITAL
AS ANY MARRIED MAN
HALF MY AGE.

94
00:04:58,210 --> 00:05:00,778
AIN'’T THAT RIGHT,
SWEETHEART ?SO YOU KEEP TELLING ME.

95
00:05:00,778 --> 00:05:04,042
TELL THE KID HOW MANY
WOMEN I'’VE PORKED.

96
00:05:04,042 --> 00:05:07,568
ENOUGH TO DEFINITELY
MAKE EVERY WOMAN
SICK TO HER STOMACH.

97
00:05:07,568 --> 00:05:10,048
HOW MANY ?
COME ON.FIVE HUNDRED.

98
00:05:10,048 --> 00:05:12,442
I HAVE HAD SEX
WITH 500 DIFFERENT WOMEN,

99
00:05:12,442 --> 00:05:15,532
AND I LEFT THEM ALL
BAYING AT THE MOON.

100
00:05:15,532 --> 00:05:19,057
YOU STICK WITH ME, KID,
YOU COULD WIND UP
WITH TWICE THAT MANY.

101
00:05:19,057 --> 00:05:22,104
SO WHAT WAS
THE FIGHT ABOUT ?I DON'’T KNOW.

102
00:05:22,104 --> 00:05:25,281
I CAME HOME FROM WORK,
EVERYTHING SEEMS FINE,
SHE'’S HAVING A SANDWICH.

103
00:05:25,281 --> 00:05:28,502
THE NEXT THING I KNOW,
SHE'’S SCREAMING AT ME,
KICKS ME OUT OF THE APARTMENT.

104
00:05:28,502 --> 00:05:32,027
SHE KICKED YOU OUT ?IT WAS HER PLACE.

105
00:05:32,027 --> 00:05:35,117
TOMMY,
SHE KICKED YOU OUT ?
THAT'’S UNBELIEVABLE.

106
00:05:35,117 --> 00:05:38,338
IN MY DAY, I WOULD'’VE
THROWN HER BIG ASS
RIGHT OUT THE DOOR.

107
00:05:40,644 --> 00:05:43,560
SO, WHAT DO YOU NEED ?
A PLACE TO STAY
FOR A COUPLE WEEKS ?

108
00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:45,867
HUH ?

109
00:05:45,867 --> 00:05:50,088
I CAN'’T ASK YOU TO DO THAT.
I'’LL GET A SUBLET UNTIL
I FIND A NEW APARTMENT.

110
00:05:50,088 --> 00:05:52,221
WHY DON'’T YOU LIVE
IN A BOX IN AN ALLEY ?

111
00:05:52,221 --> 00:05:55,137
AS LONG AS I'’M BREATHING,
YOU'’VE GOT A PLACE TO STAY.

112
00:05:55,137 --> 00:05:57,400
STAY WITH ME A COUPLE WEEKS,
I'’LL GET YOUR HEAD
ALL STRAIGHTENED OUT.

113
00:05:57,400 --> 00:06:01,361
WE'’LL PUT THAT ROMANTIC
IDEALISM CRAP TO BED
ONCE AND FOR ALL.

114
00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:04,538
BUT FOR NOW, TOMMY,
I WANT YOU TO DO
YOURSELF A FAVOR.

115
00:06:04,538 --> 00:06:07,323
I WANT YOU TO GO OUT
AND TRY TO GET LAID.

116
00:06:07,323 --> 00:06:11,283
BECAUSE NOTHING HEALS
A BROKEN HEART LIKE
A BRAND-NEW PIECE OF BOOTY.

117
00:06:11,283 --> 00:06:15,331
DON'’T LISTEN TO HIM, PLEASE.

118
00:06:15,331 --> 00:06:18,247
THE EYES.YEAH, I SEE THE EYES.

119
00:06:18,247 --> 00:06:20,249
MY NAME'’S TOMMY REILLY.

120
00:06:20,249 --> 00:06:22,860
I'’M 32 YEARS OLD.
FROM QUEENS ORIGINALLY.

121
00:06:22,860 --> 00:06:25,167
ARE YOU AFRAID OF GETTING HURT
IN A RELATIONSHIP ?

122
00:06:25,167 --> 00:06:29,084
NO, YOU KNOW ? I THINK,
UH, IT'’S BETTER TO
JUST GO FOR IT, RIGHT ?

123
00:06:29,084 --> 00:06:33,523
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ?
LIVE YOUR LIFE IN FEAR, UH,
OF GETTIN'’ A BROKEN HEART ?

124
00:06:33,523 --> 00:06:36,570
IT'’S THE PRICE YOU GOTTA PAY
TO POTENTIALLY BE HAPPY.

125
00:06:48,625 --> 00:06:50,627
YOU SAID
IT'’S OVER HERE ?

126
00:06:50,627 --> 00:06:54,631
ARE YOU GONNA RENT THAT ?YEAH, YEAH.

127
00:06:54,631 --> 00:06:58,940
DEFINITELY ?YEAH, DEFINITELY.
WHY ?

128
00:06:58,940 --> 00:07:02,552
JUST WONDERING MAYBE YOU
STILL HADN'’T MADE UP YOUR MIND
BETWEEN THE TWO.

129
00:07:02,552 --> 00:07:05,120
JUST HOLDING IT
IN YOUR HANDS.UH, NO.

130
00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:08,732
I'’M DEFINITELY GONNA RENT
THIS ONE. I'’LL GIVE YOU--
YOU WANT THIS ONE ?

131
00:07:08,732 --> 00:07:11,953
NO. I CAME FOR THAT ONE.
IT'’S A GREAT MOVIE.

132
00:07:11,953 --> 00:07:13,694
THAT'’S WHAT I HEARD.

133
00:07:15,260 --> 00:07:17,480
I'’LL JUST KEEP LOOKING.

134
00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:19,395
SORRY.

135
00:07:34,192 --> 00:07:38,370
HEY.OH, HEY.
HOW YOU DOIN'’ ?

136
00:07:38,370 --> 00:07:42,462
GOOD. I WAS WONDERING.
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS ?

137
00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:45,377
UH, NO.IT'’S REALLY G--
IT'’S VERY DIFFERENT.

138
00:07:45,377 --> 00:07:50,165
I WOULD-- I'’D LOVE
TO HELP YOU OUT HERE, BUT
I GOTTA WATCH THIS FOR WORK.

139
00:07:50,165 --> 00:07:54,778
OH REALLY. YOU SURE--
THEY'’VE GOT A GREAT SELECTION
OF OTHER--

140
00:07:54,778 --> 00:07:56,867
I KNOW, BUT
I GOTTA SEE THIS ONE.

141
00:07:56,867 --> 00:08:00,523
NO ? OKAY.

142
00:08:00,523 --> 00:08:04,179
THERE'’S NOTHING I CAN DO
TO CHANGE YOUR MIND THEN ?

143
00:08:04,179 --> 00:08:06,529
NO. OKAY.

144
00:08:06,529 --> 00:08:09,445
WELL, I TRIED.YEAH, YEAH.

145
00:08:09,445 --> 00:08:12,753
ENJOY YOUR MOVIE.
IT'’S A GREAT MOVIE. GOOD NIGHT.ALL RIGHT.

146
00:08:12,753 --> 00:08:14,972
UH, EXCUSE ME.

147
00:08:14,972 --> 00:08:18,193
HEY.
HOW YOU DOIN'’ ?HI.

148
00:08:18,193 --> 00:08:22,240
I WAS THINKING,
IF YOU WANT THE VIDEO
THAT BADLY,

149
00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:24,591
WHY DON'’T YOU GIVE ME
YOUR PHONE NUMBER ?

150
00:08:24,591 --> 00:08:28,943
WHEN I FINISH WATCHING IT,
I COULD GIVE YOU A CALL
AND THEN MAYBE BRING IT OVER.

151
00:08:28,943 --> 00:08:31,423
NO, I DON'’T WANT TO SEE IT
THAT BADLY. THANK YOU.

152
00:08:31,423 --> 00:08:34,252
OKAY. '’CAUSE IT SEEMED LIKE
BACK THERE LIKE THERE WAS
SOME SORT OF EMERGENCY,

153
00:08:34,252 --> 00:08:37,299
LIKE YOU NEED
TO SEE IT TONIGHT.NO.

154
00:08:37,299 --> 00:08:40,868
NOW YOU GOT ME FEELING
LIKE I'’M SOME KIND OF
SHIT HEEL, YOU KNOW ?

155
00:08:40,868 --> 00:08:43,914
LIKE I SHOULD'’VE
GIVEN YOU THE VIDEO.

156
00:08:43,914 --> 00:08:47,265
LIKE IT WOULD'’VE BEEN
THE GENTLEMANLY THING TO DO.

157
00:08:47,265 --> 00:08:50,225
WELL, IT WOULD'’VE BEEN,
BUT YOU MISSED YOUR OPPORTUNITY.

158
00:08:50,225 --> 00:08:53,271
THEN WHY DON'’T YOU LET ME
MAKE IT UP TO YOU ?

159
00:08:53,271 --> 00:08:55,926
WHY DON'’T WE GO IN HERE
AND GET A CUP OF COFFEE ?

160
00:08:55,926 --> 00:08:59,234
WE CAN TALK AND--

161
00:08:59,234 --> 00:09:01,236
AM I COMING ON
TOO STRONG ?

162
00:09:01,236 --> 00:09:04,282
I JUST WAS THINKING,
WE COULD GET SOME COFFEE--

163
00:09:04,282 --> 00:09:08,025
OKAY, HOW ABOUT THIS ?

164
00:09:08,025 --> 00:09:11,202
IN EXCHANGE FOR THE VIDEO NOW,
I'’LL GIVE YOU MY PHONE NUMBER.

165
00:09:11,202 --> 00:09:14,554
AND IF YOU CALL ME
LATER THIS WEEK,
WE'’LL DO COFFEE THEN.

166
00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:18,296
BUT HOW DO I KNOW
THAT YOU'’LL, YOU KNOW,
GIVE ME THE RIGHT NUMBER ?

167
00:09:18,296 --> 00:09:20,298
WE ARE MAKING
A DEAL HERE.

168
00:09:20,298 --> 00:09:22,213
YOU'’RE EITHER IN
OR YOU'’RE OUT.

169
00:09:24,999 --> 00:09:27,349
I'’M IN.

170
00:09:27,349 --> 00:09:31,222
MAKE SURE YOU RETURN IT
ON TIME. I'’D HATE
TO PAY A HEFTY LATE FEE.

171
00:09:31,222 --> 00:09:33,355
YOU DON'’T KNOW HIS NAME,
YOU DON'’T KNOW WHAT
HE DOES FOR A LIVING.

172
00:09:33,355 --> 00:09:36,967
YOU DON'’T KNOW WHERE HE LIVES.
BUT YOU GAVE HIM
YOUR PHONE NUMBER !

173
00:09:36,967 --> 00:09:39,448
HE SEEMS LIKE
A NICE ENOUGH GUY.

174
00:09:39,448 --> 00:09:42,016
WE JUST KINDA SKIPPED
THE PERSONAL STUFF.

175
00:09:42,016 --> 00:09:44,453
YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO START
WITH THE PERSONAL STUFF.

176
00:09:44,453 --> 00:09:48,152
"WHERE DO YOU LIVE ?
WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING ?"
LIKE A BASIC BACKGROUND CHECK.

177
00:09:48,152 --> 00:09:51,286
WHAT IF THIS GUY CALLS YOU ?
YOU DON'’T KNOW HIM
FROM A HOLE IN THE WALL !

178
00:09:51,286 --> 00:09:53,897
HE COULD BE A SEXUAL DEVIANT.
I DON'’T KNOW, SOMETHING !

179
00:09:53,897 --> 00:09:56,073
HE WAS RENTING
BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'’S.

180
00:09:56,073 --> 00:10:00,077
THAT HARDLY SEEMED LIKE THE KIND
OF MOVIE THE NEIGHBORHOOD PERV
WOULD GET OFF ON.

181
00:10:00,077 --> 00:10:03,733
BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'’S.
OKAY, WELL, HE'’S GAY.

182
00:10:03,733 --> 00:10:07,258
DID I EVER TELL YOU THE RATIO
BETWEEN SINGLE, STRAIGHT,
GAINFULLY EMPLOYED MEN...

183
00:10:07,258 --> 00:10:10,522
AND SINGLE STRAIGHT WOMEN
IN THIS TOWN ?YES, MANY TIMES.

184
00:10:10,522 --> 00:10:13,090
I DID, RIGHT ?
OKAY.MM-HMM.

185
00:10:13,090 --> 00:10:15,832
SO DON'’T GO GET YOUR PANTIES
IN A BUNCH OVER THIS GUY.

186
00:10:15,832 --> 00:10:18,879
I BET HE'’D RATHER
REDECORATE YOUR APARTMENT
THAN, YOU KNOW--

187
00:10:18,879 --> 00:10:23,405
THAN WHAT ?THAN TAKE CARE OF HIS
MANLY OBLIGATIONS, THAT'’S WHAT.

188
00:10:23,405 --> 00:10:26,756
MY NAME IS MARIA TEDESCO.
AND MY AGE
IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

189
00:10:26,756 --> 00:10:30,630
AND I DON'’T EVEN THINK
I SHOULD BE DOING THIS.

190
00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:34,155
ALL RIGHT. UM--
I'’M ORIGINALLY
FROM STATEN ISLAND.

191
00:10:34,155 --> 00:10:37,549
NOW I LIVE IN MANHATTAN,
WHICH I HATE.
I'’M A TEACHER.

192
00:10:37,549 --> 00:10:40,465
I'’M HERE, PS-3.
SIXTH-GRADERS HERE...

193
00:10:40,465 --> 00:10:43,468
MAKE MORE IN WEEKLY ALLOWANCE
THAN I DO IN A MONTH.

194
00:10:43,468 --> 00:10:46,080
BUT, UM, I LOVE
THE LITTLE SONS OF BITCHES,

195
00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:48,473
SO IT MAKES IT ALL
KIND OF WORTH IT.

196
00:10:59,093 --> 00:11:01,748
MARIA, IT'’S ME, BENJAMIN.
CAN I TALK TO YOU ?

197
00:11:01,748 --> 00:11:04,011
UGH ! I'’M LISTENING.

198
00:11:04,011 --> 00:11:06,666
I WAS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
I THOUGHT I'’D COME BY
AND SAY HELLO.

199
00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:10,408
THIS IS A REALLY BAD HABIT
YOU'’RE DEVELOPING, BENJAMIN.

200
00:11:10,408 --> 00:11:14,108
YEAH, BUT I-- YOU KNOW, I--
I'’VE BEEN WAITING TO SEE YOU
FOR A WHILE.

201
00:11:14,108 --> 00:11:16,545
I THOUGHT MAYBE THIS TIME
YOU'’D LET ME IN.

202
00:11:16,545 --> 00:11:19,679
I MISS YOU VERY MUCH.
LET ME IN. WE'’LL TALK.

203
00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,637
I PROMISE
I WON'’T TRY ANYTHING.

204
00:11:21,637 --> 00:11:24,596
I PROMISE, OKAY ?
PLEASE ?

205
00:11:28,818 --> 00:11:33,083
I'’M BENJAMIN BASNER.
I'’M 24 YEARS OLD
AND I'’M FROM BROOKLYN.

206
00:11:33,083 --> 00:11:35,172
MY SEX LIFE ?

207
00:11:35,172 --> 00:11:38,088
AT THIS POINT,
IT'’S NONEXISTENT.HEY, YOU SUCK !

208
00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:42,484
AT THIS POINT,
IT'’S JUST TOTALLY, UH--

209
00:11:44,791 --> 00:11:46,793
SHOULD WE START AGAIN ?

210
00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:49,796
WHY DO YOU KEEP USING THE EXCUSE
YOU WERE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD ?I WAS !

211
00:11:49,796 --> 00:11:52,015
YOU LIVE THREE BLOCKS AWAY.
YOU'’RE ALWAYS
IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD.

212
00:11:52,015 --> 00:11:55,584
BUT I WROTE YOU A SONG
AND I THOUGHT MAYBE
YOU WANT TO HEAR IT.

213
00:11:55,584 --> 00:11:59,370
NO, '’CAUSE I'’VE HEARD
ENOUGH OF YOUR SONGS ALREADY.DON'’T SAY THAT.

214
00:11:59,370 --> 00:12:02,852
I MISS YOU VERY MUCH.
IS THAT SO BAD ?NO, IT'’S NOT BAD.

215
00:12:02,852 --> 00:12:06,160
BUT IT'’S BEEN OVER A YEAR.
YOU NEED TO GET OVER IT.YOU DON'’T UNDERSTAND.

216
00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:08,640
I CAN'’T GET OVER IT.
I CAN'’T LIVE WITHOUT YOU.

217
00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:11,078
REALLY. I CAN'’T.

218
00:12:11,078 --> 00:12:13,297
I WANT YOU TO LOOK AT ME.
TAKE A GOOD LOOK.

219
00:12:13,297 --> 00:12:16,692
I HAVE GAINED 15 POUNDS
SINCE THE DIVORCE.

220
00:12:16,692 --> 00:12:19,173
FIFTEEN. OKAY ?YES.

221
00:12:19,173 --> 00:12:22,698
WE SHOULD CONSIDER
GETTING BACK TOGETHER, IF FOR
NO OTHER REASON THAN MY HEALTH.

222
00:12:22,698 --> 00:12:24,918
WHY THE CHANGE OF HEART
AFTER A YEAR ?

223
00:12:24,918 --> 00:12:28,095
I'’M FINALLY OKAY
AND YOU WANT TO PLAY
WITH MY EMOTIONS AGAIN ?

224
00:12:28,095 --> 00:12:30,924
I'’M NOT PLAYING WITH ANYTHING.
I JUST RECENTLY REALIZED...

225
00:12:30,924 --> 00:12:34,188
WE HAD A BEAUTIFUL MARRIAGE,
AND I WAS EATING WELL.WHAT ?

226
00:12:34,188 --> 00:12:38,540
AND I-- I DIDN'’T HAVE
THE FORESIGHT TO SEE
HOW GREAT IT WAS.

227
00:12:38,540 --> 00:12:41,369
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ?
WE FOUGHT ALL THE TIME.
WE MADE EACH OTHER MISERABLE.

228
00:12:41,369 --> 00:12:45,242
WE STOPPED HAVING SEX. YOU
STARTED CHEATING ON ME ! WHAT
WAS SO BEAUTIFUL ABOUT THAT ?

229
00:12:45,242 --> 00:12:48,985
WE HAD SOME UPS AND DOWNS,
BUT WE ALSO HAD
SOME VERY GOOD TIMES.

230
00:12:48,985 --> 00:12:51,335
NAME ONE.YOU WANT ME
TO NAME ONE ?

231
00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:52,946
YES, YES.

232
00:12:52,946 --> 00:12:55,252
JULY 4 WEEKEND
IN '’97.

233
00:12:55,252 --> 00:12:57,820
THAT WAS NICE,
BUT THEY WERE FEW
AND FAR BETWEEN.

234
00:12:57,820 --> 00:13:01,998
WHAT ABOUT THAT TIME DURING
MY JUNIOR YEAR IN COLLEGE
WHEN WE WENT SKIING ?

235
00:13:01,998 --> 00:13:05,959
YOU MEAN THE TIME WHEN
YOU TWISTED YOUR ANKLE
IN THE PARKING LOT...

236
00:13:05,959 --> 00:13:09,005
BEFORE WE GOT TO THE MOUNTAIN,
AND WE HAD TO SPEND
THE ENTIRE WEEK IN BED ?

237
00:13:09,005 --> 00:13:11,312
BUT WE HAD A GOOD TIME
IN THAT BED.

238
00:13:11,312 --> 00:13:14,054
MY JAW IS STILL A LITTLE SORE,
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

239
00:13:14,054 --> 00:13:17,405
THAT WAS A REALLY
LONG TIME AGO.

240
00:13:17,405 --> 00:13:20,190
IT'’D BE NICE TO SPEND
SOME TIME TOGETHER AGAIN.

241
00:13:20,190 --> 00:13:23,150
LET'’S GET INTO BED
AND WE'’LL TALK.WE'’LL TALK ?

242
00:13:23,150 --> 00:13:26,153
YEAH, BECAUSE IF YOU LET ME
HAVE A WORD WITH YOUR FRIEND
DOWN THERE,

243
00:13:26,153 --> 00:13:29,330
I COULD CONVINCE HER
THAT WE SHOULD WORK THINGS OUT.

244
00:13:33,551 --> 00:13:35,597
I ALMOST HAD YOU THERE,
DIDN'’T I ?

245
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:40,036
COME ON.

246
00:13:40,036 --> 00:13:42,778
LOOK, BENJAMIN,

247
00:13:42,778 --> 00:13:45,955
YOU WANTED A DIVORCE,
AND YOU GOT IT.

248
00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:48,697
NO. NOW YOU GOTTA LET ME
GET ON WITH MY LIFE.

249
00:13:48,697 --> 00:13:50,960
IT'’S ONLY FAIR.

250
00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:53,223
I FUCKED IT UP,
DIDN'’T I ?BIG TIME.

251
00:13:53,223 --> 00:13:56,836
ALL RIGHT.
I'’M SORRY.

252
00:13:56,836 --> 00:14:00,056
GOOD NIGHT.GOOD NIGHT.

253
00:14:00,056 --> 00:14:03,581
DID YOU EVER CHEAT ON MARIA ?YEAH, I CHEATED ON MARIA.

254
00:14:03,581 --> 00:14:05,540
BUT IT WASN'’T REALLY
MY FAULT.

255
00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:08,021
SHE WAS THE FIRST
AND ONLY WOMAN THAT I
HAD EVER HAD SEX WITH.

256
00:14:08,021 --> 00:14:10,806
BESIDES,
WE WERE WAY TOO YOUNG--

257
00:14:10,806 --> 00:14:12,808
WAY TOO YOUNG
TO GET MARRIED.

258
00:14:12,808 --> 00:14:16,029
ESPECIALLY ME.
I COULD NEVER SEE MYSELF...

259
00:14:16,029 --> 00:14:19,075
NEVER HAVING SEX
WITH ANOTHER WOMAN.

260
00:14:19,075 --> 00:14:23,123
IT'’S CRAZY. NOT THAT
I DIDN'’T LOVE MARIA,
BECAUSE I STILL LOVE MARIA.

261
00:14:23,123 --> 00:14:26,909
BUT I WOULD FIND MYSELF WALKING
DOWN THE STREET WANTING TO
HAVE SEX WITH EVERY WOMAN I SAW.

262
00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:28,824
EVENTUALLY I TRIED TO.

263
00:14:41,010 --> 00:14:43,099
WHY WOULD YOU EVEN
GO SEE HER AGAIN ?

264
00:14:43,099 --> 00:14:46,233
I MISS HER VERY MUCH.NO YOU DON'’T.
YOU'’RE JUST HORNY.

265
00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:49,062
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
YOU GOT LAID ?

266
00:14:49,062 --> 00:14:51,891
I DON'’T KNOW.
LIKE A MONTH OR SO.

267
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:54,067
A MONTH OR SO ?

268
00:14:54,067 --> 00:14:58,288
YEAH, IT WAS LIKE OCTOBER
OR NOVEMBER.

269
00:14:58,288 --> 00:15:01,683
YOU KNOW WHAT ?
IT'’S MARCH, BENNY.
THAT'’S FOUR MONTHS.

270
00:15:01,683 --> 00:15:05,643
YOU'’VE GOT A SEMEN BUILDUP.
IT'’S CLOUDING YOUR JUDGMENT.

271
00:15:05,643 --> 00:15:08,603
GO OUT, FIND YOURSELF
SOMEONE, YOU GET LAID.RIGHT.

272
00:15:08,603 --> 00:15:11,127
I GUARANTEE YOU, ONE WEEK
IN A NEW RELATIONSHIP,

273
00:15:11,127 --> 00:15:14,739
YOU'’RE GONNA FORGET
ALL ABOUT MARIA... AGAIN.

274
00:15:14,739 --> 00:15:17,655
REMEMBER WHY
YOU GOT DIVORCED ?

275
00:15:17,655 --> 00:15:20,789
I CHEATED ON HER.AND YOU CHEATED ON HER
BECAUSE WHAT ?

276
00:15:20,789 --> 00:15:23,966
YOU WERE MISERABLE
AND BECAUSE YOU WERE
TOO YOUNG TO GET MARRIED.

277
00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:27,143
WE'’RE GONNA BE ROCK STARS.
WE GOT NO TIME FOR WIVES...

278
00:15:27,143 --> 00:15:30,538
BECAUSE WE'’RE GONNA HAVE
SCORES OF GROUPIES,
TO DO WHATEVER WE WANT.

279
00:15:30,538 --> 00:15:34,498
LISTEN.
HEY, IF YOU'’RE HORNY,
GET A HOOKER.

280
00:15:34,498 --> 00:15:36,631
NO. SEE,
THAT'’S FOR YOU.

281
00:15:36,631 --> 00:15:39,677
I COULDN'’T DO THAT.WHAT'’S WRONG
WITH A HOOKER ?

282
00:15:39,677 --> 00:15:41,941
NO. I DON'’T WANT IT
ON MY RESUME.

283
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:44,291
I DON'’T WANT TO GET OLD,
HAVE KIDS, AND HAVE
THE KIDS FIND OUT...

284
00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:47,076
THAT THEIR FATHER
WAS WITH A HOOKER.

285
00:15:47,076 --> 00:15:51,428
HOW THE FUCK
THEY GONNA FIND THAT OUT ?I DON'’T KNOW.

286
00:15:51,428 --> 00:15:54,170
IT'’S NOT EVEN LIKE I HAVE
A MORAL STANCE HERE.

287
00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:57,957
FORGET I BROUGHT IT UP.
FORGET IT.THAT'’S NOT FOR ME.

288
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,960
I GOTTA ROLL. I GOTTA
MEET MY MOM UPTOWN.ALL RIGHT.

289
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:05,616
SHE'’S TAKING ME TO
BLOOMINGDALES TO GO SHOPPIN'’.
YOU WANNA COME ?

290
00:16:05,616 --> 00:16:09,098
NO. NO.
I GOTTA GET BACK TO WORK.

291
00:16:09,098 --> 00:16:11,753
I'’LL SEE YOU
AT REHEARSAL.YEAH. ALL RIGHT, MAN.

292
00:16:11,753 --> 00:16:13,929
BE GOOD.
YOU TAKE IT EASY.

293
00:16:13,929 --> 00:16:16,149
SEE YOU AT REHEARSAL. ALL RIGHT.
CHECK YOU LATER.

294
00:16:16,149 --> 00:16:18,542
EXCUSE ME.HI.

295
00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:21,893
WOULD YOU LIKE
ANYTHING ELSE ?NO, I'’M ALL RIGHT.

296
00:16:21,893 --> 00:16:24,244
JUST THE CHECK. OKAY.

297
00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:32,469
I WAS THINKING THAT GIO WAS
RIGHT ABOUT WHAT HE HAD SAID.

298
00:16:32,469 --> 00:16:36,212
MAYBE I SHOULD GET
BACK OUT THERE AND
START LOOKING FOR A GIRL.

299
00:16:36,212 --> 00:16:38,780
SO WHEN I THOUGHT
THAT WAITRESS
AT THE COFFEE SHOP--

300
00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:40,869
SHE'’S GORGEOUS, RIGHT ?

301
00:16:40,869 --> 00:16:44,046
IT WAS OBVIOUS TO ME
SHE WAS SENDING ME
THOSE KINDS OF SIGNALS,

302
00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:46,875
SO I THOUGHT I'’D STOP BY
AFTER WORK AND SEE
IF I COULD CHAT HER UP.

303
00:16:50,357 --> 00:16:52,794
HEY, HOW YOU DOIN'’ ?
HOW'’S IT GOIN'’ ?GOOD.

304
00:16:52,794 --> 00:16:55,014
DO I KNOW YOU ?YOU DON'’T REMEMBER ?

305
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:58,234
I WAS IN THE COFFEE SHOP
EARLIER TODAY. REMEMBER ?THAT'’S RIGHT.

306
00:16:58,234 --> 00:17:01,716
THERE WAS A MOMENT WHERE
YOU WERE LOOKING AT ME
AND SMILING.

307
00:17:01,716 --> 00:17:04,849
AND I SAID, "OH, BOY !
YOU DON'’T--"

308
00:17:04,849 --> 00:17:07,200
I THOUGHT
I'’D INTRODUCE MYSELF.
HOW YOU DOIN'’ ?

309
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:09,245
HELLO. ASHLEY.HOW ARE YOU ?

310
00:17:09,245 --> 00:17:13,293
IT SEEMED OBVIOUS TO ME
THAT THERE WAS SOMETHING
SPECIAL BETWEEN US.

311
00:17:13,293 --> 00:17:17,166
REALLY ? WHEN WAS THAT ?
WHILE I WAS POURING YOU
YOUR COFFEE ?

312
00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:19,255
RIGHT. THERE WAS THEN.
AND THEN THERE WAS ONE--

313
00:17:19,255 --> 00:17:23,259
YOU WERE BEHIND THE COUNTER
AND I LOOKED AT YOU,
AND YOU SMILED AT ME AGAIN.

314
00:17:23,259 --> 00:17:26,828
IF YOU'’RE SO INTO ME,
WHY DID YOU ONLY LEAVE ME
A 50-CENT TIP ?

315
00:17:26,828 --> 00:17:30,484
IT DOESN'’T MAKE
ANY SENSE.LET'’S BE SERIOUS.

316
00:17:30,484 --> 00:17:33,313
AS MUCH AS I FELT
THE CONNECTION, I ONLY HAD
A COUPLE CUPS OF COFFEE.

317
00:17:33,313 --> 00:17:37,230
I'’VE GOT TO BE HONEST WITH YOU.
YOU'’RE NOT DOING A GREAT JOB
SELLING YOURSELF.

318
00:17:37,230 --> 00:17:39,319
REALLY ?REALLY.

319
00:17:39,319 --> 00:17:41,843
MAYBE IT'’S HARD TO IMAGINE,
BUT I'’M A VERY NICE GUY.

320
00:17:41,843 --> 00:17:43,845
I PLAY GUITAR IN A BAND.

321
00:17:43,845 --> 00:17:47,196
THAT EXPLAINS
THE UNIFORM THEN ?NO.

322
00:17:47,196 --> 00:17:49,764
THIS IS FOR WORK.
I'’M A DOORMAN.

323
00:17:49,764 --> 00:17:53,028
WHERE ARE YOU FROM ?
YOU'’RE NOT FROM NEW YORK.NO, NO, NO.

324
00:17:53,028 --> 00:17:55,074
I'’M FROM IOWA.IOWA ? OKAY.

325
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:58,816
I WAS IN ATLANTA ONCE.YEAH ?

326
00:17:58,816 --> 00:18:02,559
IOWA'’S NOT IN THE SOUTH.
YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT ?

327
00:18:02,559 --> 00:18:04,474
I DIDN'’T KNOW THAT.OKAY. NOW YOU KNOW.

328
00:18:04,474 --> 00:18:08,261
LISTEN, I WANT TO ASK YOU OUT
ON A DATE.

329
00:18:08,261 --> 00:18:10,306
I WANNA GO OUT
ON A DATE WITH YOU.

330
00:18:10,306 --> 00:18:14,223
WHAT DO YOU SAY ?
ME AND YOU.
I'’M A NICE GUY.

331
00:18:14,223 --> 00:18:16,834
'’CAUSE IF YOU SAY NO,
I'’M GONNA BE THERE EVERY DAY...

332
00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:21,100
AT THAT COFFEE SHOP
HAVING BREAKFAST UNTIL
YOU SAY YES TO ME.

333
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,841
I'’M FLATTERED,
I AM.YOU ARE ? I'’M GLAD.

334
00:18:23,841 --> 00:18:26,714
I'’M FLATTERED,
BUT I'’M SEEING SOMEBODY,
SO I CAN'’T.

335
00:18:26,714 --> 00:18:29,412
OKAY.
THAT'’S A SHAME.

336
00:18:29,412 --> 00:18:32,023
THANK YOU, THOUGH.YOU'’RE VERY BEAUTIFUL.

337
00:18:32,023 --> 00:18:34,765
THAT'’S VERY SWEET.
THANK YOU.ALL RIGHT.

338
00:18:34,765 --> 00:18:37,333
I'’VE GOTTA GO. BYE.ALL RIGHT.
TAKE IT EASY.

339
00:18:38,552 --> 00:18:40,467
YOU'’RE VERY BEAUTIFUL.

340
00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:42,773
THANK YOU.OKAY.

341
00:18:42,773 --> 00:18:45,298
I FEEL LIKE
A FUCKIN'’ ASSHOLE.

342
00:18:45,298 --> 00:18:47,169
ALL RIGHT.
THAT'’S PROOF IN ITSELF.

343
00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:49,867
I COME OFF GAY
IN THIS OUTFIT.

344
00:18:49,867 --> 00:18:54,481
MY NAME IS ASHLEY
AND I'’M 19.
I GO TO N.Y.U.

345
00:18:54,481 --> 00:18:56,961
WHAT IF MY FAMILY
SEES THIS ?

346
00:18:56,961 --> 00:18:58,963
CAN THIS TAPE
GET OUT AT ALL ?

347
00:18:58,963 --> 00:19:02,837
SO, THAT WAS
A LOT OF FUN, HUH ?

348
00:19:02,837 --> 00:19:05,970
YEAH, IT WAS ALL RIGHT.

349
00:19:05,970 --> 00:19:09,452
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
"ALL RIGHT" ?
WHAT IS THAT ?

350
00:19:09,452 --> 00:19:11,498
IT WAS FINE.

351
00:19:11,498 --> 00:19:14,892
YOU KNOW.
IT WAS JUST... SEX.

352
00:19:14,892 --> 00:19:17,634
WHAT DO YOU MEAN--
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ?

353
00:19:17,634 --> 00:19:21,029
IT WASN'’T JUST SEX FOR ME.
I MEAN--

354
00:19:21,029 --> 00:19:24,032
IT SEEMED TO ME YOU WERE
HAVING A PRETTY GOOD TIME. REALLY ?

355
00:19:24,032 --> 00:19:26,208
IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG ?

356
00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:28,645
IT'’S JUST EVERY TIME
WE GET TOGETHER,

357
00:19:28,645 --> 00:19:32,388
IT'’S ALWAYS IN SOME HOTEL ROOM
AND IT'’S ONLY FOR AN HOUR.

358
00:19:32,388 --> 00:19:35,348
WOULD YOU RATHER
NOT SEE ME AT ALL ?NO. NO.

359
00:19:35,348 --> 00:19:39,482
I'’D RATHER SEE--
I'’D RATHER YOU WERE
A SINGLE GUY...

360
00:19:39,482 --> 00:19:42,311
THAT COULD TAKE ME TO MOVIES
AND DINNER ONCE IN A WHILE,

361
00:19:42,311 --> 00:19:46,837
INSTEAD OF SOME MARRIED MAN
WHO I HAVE TO HAVE SEX WITH
DURING HIS LUNCH BREAKS.

362
00:19:46,837 --> 00:19:49,057
WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER
HAVE ME DO ?

363
00:19:49,057 --> 00:19:52,930
WOULD YOU RATHER
I PARADE YOU AROUND THE CITY SO
MY WIFE CAN FIND OUT ABOUT US ?

364
00:19:52,930 --> 00:19:55,019
WOULD THAT
MAKE YOU HAPPY ?

365
00:19:55,019 --> 00:19:57,283
HONESTLY ? YES.
YES, IT WOULD,

366
00:19:57,283 --> 00:20:00,155
BECAUSE I'’M FEELING
PRETTY CHEAP RIGHT NOW. OH, COME ON.

367
00:20:00,155 --> 00:20:02,810
YOU KNEW WHAT THIS WAS
WHEN YOU ENTERED INTO IT.

368
00:20:02,810 --> 00:20:06,030
YOU KNEW I WAS A MARRIED MAN
AND I DID NOT WANT
TO GET DIVORCED.

369
00:20:06,030 --> 00:20:08,903
THAT WAS THE ARRANGEMENT,
AND YOU SAID OKAY.

370
00:20:08,903 --> 00:20:11,122
IF YOU WANT
TO PUT AN END TO IT NOW,
FINE, LET'’S DO IT.

371
00:20:11,122 --> 00:20:13,168
YOU'’RE SUCH AN ASSHOLE !

372
00:20:13,168 --> 00:20:16,040
WHY AM I AN ASSHOLE ?
BECAUSE I'’M HONEST
WITH YOU ?

373
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:18,478
BECAUSE I'’M TRYING
TO HELP YOU ?

374
00:20:18,478 --> 00:20:21,437
BESIDES, WHAT WOULD YOU
LIKE ME TO TELL MY WIFE ?

375
00:20:21,437 --> 00:20:24,484
HOW ABOUT THE TRUTH ?
THAT MIGHT HELP.

376
00:20:24,484 --> 00:20:28,052
YOU'’VE GOT SOME DUMB
YOUNG SLUT WHO AGREES
TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU...

377
00:20:28,052 --> 00:20:30,968
IN HOTEL ROOMS
ON YOUR LUNCH BREAK.

378
00:20:30,968 --> 00:20:34,102
BUT SHE'’S GETTING FED UP !
YOU BETTER SMARTEN UP
OR YOU MIGHT LOSE HER.

379
00:20:34,102 --> 00:20:37,061
THAT'’S WHAT YOU
SHOULD TELL YOUR WIFE.THAT'’S REALLY NICE.

380
00:20:37,061 --> 00:20:39,586
ARE YOU DONE ?NO. I'’M A IDIOT.

381
00:20:39,586 --> 00:20:42,850
WHY ARE YOU AN IDIOT ?I'’M SO FUCKING STUPID.

382
00:20:42,850 --> 00:20:46,070
I'’M BEING KEPT
BY A MARRIED MAN WHO CAN'’T
GET IT UP HALF THE TIME.

383
00:20:46,070 --> 00:20:48,812
IT HAPPENED ONCE.
ONCE.TWICE.

384
00:20:48,812 --> 00:20:52,903
ONE AND A HALF, '’CAUSE
REMEMBER, WE FINISHED--
WE FINISHED.

385
00:20:52,903 --> 00:20:55,863
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
WHAT'’S GOING ON ?

386
00:20:55,863 --> 00:20:59,170
COME ON.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?

387
00:20:59,170 --> 00:21:03,000
ARE YOU GONNA TELL ME
YOU'’VE NEVER HAD
A GOOD TIME WITH ME ?

388
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,960
HUH ? YOU LIKE THIS.

389
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:08,092
SO DO I.

390
00:21:08,092 --> 00:21:12,053
YOU LIKE THE CLANDESTINE NATURE
OF IT. YOU TOLD ME THAT.

391
00:21:12,053 --> 00:21:15,535
YOU TOLD ME YOU LIKED GOING
TO NICE HOTEL ROOMS. YOU'’D
NEVER BEEN TO A NICE HOTEL.

392
00:21:15,535 --> 00:21:18,407
COME ON.

393
00:21:18,407 --> 00:21:21,845
I'’D TRADE ALL OF THAT
JUST TO BE ABLE TO WALK DOWN
THE STREET WITH YOU...

394
00:21:21,845 --> 00:21:25,414
AND HOLD YOUR HAND
JUST ONCE IN PUBLIC.

395
00:21:25,414 --> 00:21:28,112
MAYBE THAT WILL HAPPEN
SOMEDAY.

396
00:21:28,112 --> 00:21:30,985
THAT WOULD BE NICE.WELL ?

397
00:21:30,985 --> 00:21:32,900
COME ON.

398
00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:41,735
GRIFFIN ?HMM ?

399
00:21:41,735 --> 00:21:44,259
LANCE WANTS TO SEE YOU.OKAY.
I'’LL BE RIGHT THERE.

400
00:21:44,259 --> 00:21:46,783
NOW.

401
00:21:46,783 --> 00:21:49,220
OKAY.
RINSE OUT, PAUL.

402
00:21:50,396 --> 00:21:54,095
ANOTHER LATE LUNCH ?JEALOUS ?

403
00:21:59,143 --> 00:22:01,537
WHAT'’S GOIN'’ ON, LANCE ?HEY, NOT MUCH.

404
00:22:01,537 --> 00:22:03,757
JUST WANTED TO SEE
HOW YOU WERE.

405
00:22:03,757 --> 00:22:07,021
ME ? REGARDING WHAT ?OH, JUST IN GENERAL.

406
00:22:07,021 --> 00:22:09,197
YOU SEEMEDA LITTLE
DISTRACTED RECENTLY.

407
00:22:09,197 --> 00:22:12,722
I WANTED TO MAKE SURE
EVERYTHING WAS ALL RIGHT.NO, I'’M FINE.

408
00:22:12,722 --> 00:22:15,334
ANNIE ?SHE'’S FINE.

409
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:18,859
AND THE LITTLE GIRL ?
YOU KNOW.

410
00:22:18,859 --> 00:22:22,123
GRIFF, WHY DON'’T YOU
GET A DIVORCE ?SHH.

411
00:22:22,123 --> 00:22:24,691
YOU'’RE NOT BEING FAIR
TO ANNIE.

412
00:22:24,691 --> 00:22:27,433
I TOLD YOU,
I CAN'’T GET A DIVORCE AGAIN.

413
00:22:27,433 --> 00:22:29,565
COME ON.WHY NOT ?

414
00:22:29,565 --> 00:22:31,567
BECAUSE THEN I'’D BE
A TWO-TIME LOSER.

415
00:22:31,567 --> 00:22:35,615
COME ON, LANCE.
IF YOU KNEW HOW MUCH MONEY
MY FIRST WIFE TOOK FROM ME...

416
00:22:35,615 --> 00:22:37,965
EVERY MONTH,
IT WOULD BREAK YOUR HEART.

417
00:22:37,965 --> 00:22:41,185
I HAD TO GIVE UP THE TOWN HOUSE
THE FIRST TIME AROUND.
I CAN'’T GO THROUGH THAT AGAIN.

418
00:22:41,185 --> 00:22:44,406
SO YOU'’RE TELLING ME
THAT YOU'’RE RESIGNED
TO THE FACT...

419
00:22:44,406 --> 00:22:47,540
THAT YOU'’RE GONNA
STAY MARRIED TO A WOMAN
YOU DON'’T LOVE...

420
00:22:47,540 --> 00:22:49,629
FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE ?

421
00:22:49,629 --> 00:22:52,806
I LOVE ANNIE.
THAT'’S NOT WHAT--

422
00:22:52,806 --> 00:22:57,158
HOW MANY COUPLES DO YOU KNOW
STAY TOGETHER, RIGHT,
FOR A LONG TIME,

423
00:22:57,158 --> 00:23:00,857
AND THEY TALK ABOUT PASSION,
THE SEX, THE LUST ?

424
00:23:00,857 --> 00:23:05,166
IT DOESN'’T HAPPEN.
AFTER A WHILE, PEOPLE STAY
MARRIED FOR OTHER REASONS.

425
00:23:05,166 --> 00:23:09,170
THEY STAY TOGETHER
FOR COMPANIONSHIP,
FOR STABILITY, SECURITY.

426
00:23:09,170 --> 00:23:12,478
I MEAN--
THAT'’S WHAT HAPPENS.
IT'’S NORMAL.

427
00:23:12,478 --> 00:23:15,176
GRIFF, WHEN YOU GET UP
IN THE MORNING
AND LOOK IN THE MIRROR,

428
00:23:15,176 --> 00:23:17,483
YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE ?

429
00:23:20,529 --> 00:23:24,098
UH, WELL, MY NAME
IS GRIFFIN ERETSO.

430
00:23:24,098 --> 00:23:26,666
I'’M 39. I'’M FROM THE BRONX.
I'’VE BEEN MARRIED FOR SIX YEARS.

431
00:23:26,666 --> 00:23:29,669
AND, YOU KNOW,
THE THING WITH ASHLEY IS--

432
00:23:29,669 --> 00:23:32,454
YOU KNOW, THE LITTLE GIRL.

433
00:23:32,454 --> 00:23:34,848
I REALLY LOVE HER.
I DO. SHE'’S GREAT.

434
00:23:34,848 --> 00:23:37,241
BUT YOU KNOW,
WHAT AM I GONNA DO ?

435
00:23:37,241 --> 00:23:40,810
I'’M MARRIED AND I CAN'’T
GET ANOTHER DIVORCE.

436
00:23:40,810 --> 00:23:43,204
YOU KNOW, I--
I LOVE SPENDING TIME
WITH HER.

437
00:23:43,204 --> 00:23:47,164
WE HAVE A GREAT TIME
TOGETHER.

438
00:23:47,164 --> 00:23:51,299
SHE'’S A GREAT KID.
BUT CAN I IMAGINE SPENDING
ANY REAL TIME WITH HER ?

439
00:23:51,299 --> 00:23:56,173
NO. I MEAN, MAYBE.
I DON'’T KNOW. I MEAN--

440
00:23:58,567 --> 00:24:02,397
I THINK THAT'’S WHY I LIKE
TO KEEP IT RESTRICTED
TO HOTEL ROOMS.

441
00:24:02,397 --> 00:24:06,662
BECAUSE WE TALK A LITTLE,
WE HAVE SEX AND THEN I GO.

442
00:24:06,662 --> 00:24:11,232
AND I GUESS I NEVER
REALLY HAVE TO GET TO
KNOW HER BECAUSE--

443
00:24:13,103 --> 00:24:17,151
AND THAT'’S ACTUALLY
KIND OF SAD, I GUESS,
BUT, YOU KNOW--

444
00:24:17,151 --> 00:24:19,414
WHAT AM I GONNA DO ?
I'’M MARRIED.

445
00:24:19,414 --> 00:24:21,721
ARE YOU GUYS
REALLY MOVING ?

446
00:24:21,721 --> 00:24:25,942
THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL CITY.
WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO LIVE
ANYWHERE ELSE ?

447
00:24:25,942 --> 00:24:29,250
I'’M NOT SAYING I DISLIKE
THE CITY. I'’M SAYING
I'’M BURNT OUT ON IT.

448
00:24:29,250 --> 00:24:31,818
I NEED A LITTLE NATURE
NOW AND AGAIN.

449
00:24:31,818 --> 00:24:35,125
YEAH. CENTRAL PARK
ISN'’T CUTTING THE MUSTARD
FOR HIM ANYMORE.

450
00:24:35,125 --> 00:24:39,608
PERHAPS IT'’S BECAUSE I'’VE
TURNED 40, BUT I'’M EXPERIENCING
THIS ENORMOUS VOID IN MY LIFE.

451
00:24:39,608 --> 00:24:43,569
IT NEEDS TO BE FILLED.HELLO ! I GOT A VOID HERE
THAT NEEDS TO BE FILLED.

452
00:24:43,569 --> 00:24:45,788
YOU DON'’T SEEM
TOO CONCERNED WITH THAT.

453
00:24:45,788 --> 00:24:50,271
A LITTLE TACT, PLEASE ?
MUST YOU REDUCE EVERYTHING
INTO A CONVERSATION ABOUT SEX ?

454
00:24:50,271 --> 00:24:52,926
I'’M SORRY.
YOU'’RE RIGHT, HONEY.THANK YOU.

455
00:24:52,926 --> 00:24:58,061
I JUST THOUGHT IF I TALKED
ABOUT IT, I MIGHT GET SOME
ONCE IN A WHILE.

456
00:24:58,061 --> 00:25:01,282
SO, HAS GRIZZLY ADAMS HERE
EXPLAINED TO YOU...

457
00:25:01,282 --> 00:25:06,113
HOW HE PLANS
TO FILL THIS VOID ?NO.

458
00:25:06,113 --> 00:25:08,594
I'’VE PURCHASED LAND UPSTATE.
I'’M GOING TO BUILD
A LOG CABIN ON IT.

459
00:25:10,900 --> 00:25:13,120
YOU'’RE GOING TO BUILD
A LOG CABIN ?

460
00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:16,950
FROM SCRATCH.
JUST ME, THE LOGS
AND SOME CUTTING TOOLS.

461
00:25:16,950 --> 00:25:20,083
AND WHEN I'’M FINISHED,
I SHALL RETIRE THERE AND
LIVE OUT THE REST OF MY DAYS.

462
00:25:20,083 --> 00:25:22,651
RETIRE AT AGE 40 ?
THAT'’S--WHY NOT ?

463
00:25:22,651 --> 00:25:26,437
TELL THEM ABOUT THE TEPEE
I'’M GONNA SLEEP IN
WHEN I VISIT.

464
00:25:26,437 --> 00:25:28,439
THIS IS GOOD.HA-HA-HA-HA !

465
00:25:28,439 --> 00:25:32,095
HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE EXPRESSION
"FIREWOOD WARMS YOU TWICE" ?

466
00:25:32,095 --> 00:25:34,228
ONCE WHEN YOU CUT IT
AND ONCE WHEN YOU BURN IT.

467
00:25:34,228 --> 00:25:36,447
I'’LL TAKE HALF THAT ACTION.

468
00:25:36,447 --> 00:25:40,974
MY POINT IS SIMPLY THAT
I'’M LOOKING FORWARD TO
GETTING IN TOUCH WITH NATURE.

469
00:25:40,974 --> 00:25:43,150
I GIVE YOU A WEEK
OUTSIDE OF MANHATTAN...

470
00:25:43,150 --> 00:25:47,241
WITHOUT YOUR SUNDAY TIMES
AND BOX SEATS AT SHEA.

471
00:25:47,241 --> 00:25:49,591
OH, LOOK,
SHE'’S DRUNK... AGAIN.

472
00:25:49,591 --> 00:25:52,115
YOU KNOW, HARRY,
I KNOW WHAT YOU'’RE SAYING.

473
00:25:52,115 --> 00:25:54,161
I FEEL THE VOID.

474
00:25:54,161 --> 00:25:57,294
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ?
SINCE WHEN
DO YOU FEEL THE VOID ?

475
00:25:57,294 --> 00:26:01,124
I'’VE FELT IT FOR A WHILE.
I THINK WE ALL FOCUS
ON THE WRONG THINGS,

476
00:26:01,124 --> 00:26:04,737
LIKE CLOTHES, MONEY,
DIET, STUPID CRAP.

477
00:26:04,737 --> 00:26:09,176
YOU THINK ABOUT OUR
GRANDPARENTS. THEY WENT THROUGH
TWO WARS, THE DEPRESSION.

478
00:26:09,176 --> 00:26:12,092
THEY HAD TO THINK ABOUT
WHERE WAS THEIR NEXT MEAL
COMING FROM,

479
00:26:12,092 --> 00:26:14,181
AND COULD THEY AFFORD
TO KEEP THE APARTMENT HEATED,

480
00:26:14,181 --> 00:26:16,662
AND WHO'’S GONNA PAY
FOR THE DOCTOR
WHEN SOMEONE GOT SICK.

481
00:26:16,662 --> 00:26:18,794
THEY WERE MISERABLE.

482
00:26:18,794 --> 00:26:21,318
THEY HAD A REASON
TO BE, WHEREAS WE,
ON THE OTHER HAND, DON'’T.

483
00:26:21,318 --> 00:26:23,451
I TOTALLY AGREE
WITH YOU, ANNIE.

484
00:26:23,451 --> 00:26:25,366
YOU'’RE SO FULL OF SHIT !

485
00:26:25,366 --> 00:26:27,586
HIS PARENTS GREW UP
ON PARK AVENUE.

486
00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:30,153
ONCE AGAIN, SHE MISSES
THE POINT COMPLETELY.

487
00:26:30,153 --> 00:26:32,460
OH, WOW.I'’M SORRY.

488
00:26:32,460 --> 00:26:35,463
MY NAME'’S ANNIE MATTHEWS
AND I'’M 29.

489
00:26:35,463 --> 00:26:37,770
I GREW UP ON
THE UPPER EAST SIDE
OF MANHATTAN.

490
00:26:37,770 --> 00:26:41,991
I FEEL VERY FRUSTRATED
WITH MY FRIENDS
AND MY LIFE RECENTLY.

491
00:26:41,991 --> 00:26:45,604
WE LIVE IN SUCH A CUSHY SOCIETY.
WE HAVE NO REAL THREATS,
NO REAL PROBLEMS,

492
00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:49,129
SO WE OBSESS ON
THESE SILLY LITTLE THINGS.

493
00:26:49,129 --> 00:26:53,220
WE CREATE PROBLEMS,
ESPECIALLY SEXUAL, AND
I THINK IT'’S PATHETIC.

494
00:26:53,220 --> 00:26:58,138
ALMOST EVERYONE I KNOW IS
OBSESSED WITH THEIR SEXUALITY
AND THEIR SEXUAL LIFE.

495
00:26:58,138 --> 00:27:00,706
AND I THINK
ALL THIS THINKING ABOUT IT
CAN'’T BE HEALTHY.

496
00:27:00,706 --> 00:27:04,448
IF YOU LOOK AT TELEVISION,
MOVIES, ADVERTISING, INTERNET--

497
00:27:04,448 --> 00:27:08,583
I MEAN, EVERYONE
IS JUST OBSESSED.

498
00:27:08,583 --> 00:27:12,195
THEY SPEND ALL THEIR TIME
THINKING AND TALKING ABOUT
THEIR SEXUAL LIVES.

499
00:27:12,195 --> 00:27:14,415
WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER
THEM TALK ABOUT ?

500
00:27:14,415 --> 00:27:19,376
I DON'’T KNOW, BUT I THINK
THERE COULD BE DEEPER THINGS
PEOPLE COULD TALK ABOUT,

501
00:27:19,376 --> 00:27:24,947
LIKE HAVING A FAMILY AND
STICKING TOGETHER THROUGH
GOOD TIMES AND BAD TIMES.

502
00:27:24,947 --> 00:27:30,213
YOU KNOW, BUT IT'’S ALWAYS,
LIKE, "HE'’S INSENSITIVE,"
OR "SHE'’S COLD."

503
00:27:30,213 --> 00:27:33,390
I MEAN, WHO REALLY GIVES A SHIT
ABOUT HOW MANY ORGASMS--

504
00:27:33,390 --> 00:27:35,088
HOW MANY ORGASMS
YOU CAN HAVE ?

505
00:27:35,088 --> 00:27:37,786
WHO CARES ABOUT LOVE
ANYMORE ?

506
00:27:37,786 --> 00:27:39,875
DOESN'’T ANYONE
CARE ABOUT THAT ?

507
00:27:39,875 --> 00:27:42,661
AHH. CHRIST !

508
00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:44,924
THAT WAS A LOT OF FUN.

509
00:27:44,924 --> 00:27:47,317
I GUARANTEE THOSE TWO
WILL BE DIVORCED
WITHIN THE MONTH.

510
00:27:47,317 --> 00:27:49,842
WHY DO YOU SAY THAT ?
THEY'’VE ALWAYS TALKED LIKE THAT.

511
00:27:49,842 --> 00:27:54,498
HARRY TALKING THAT CRAP
ABOUT HIS CABIN AND VOID ?

512
00:27:54,498 --> 00:27:58,502
THE ONLY VOID HE HAS
IS THAT HE WANTS TO FUCK
OTHER WOMEN.

513
00:27:58,502 --> 00:28:01,027
WHY DO YOU SAY THAT ?

514
00:28:01,027 --> 00:28:03,856
ARE YOU GUYS SUCH GREAT FRIENDS
THAT HE'’D CONFIDE IN YOU
ABOUT THAT ?

515
00:28:03,856 --> 00:28:07,033
NO, BUT WE'’VE HAD
DRINKS TOGETHER.

516
00:28:07,033 --> 00:28:10,036
HE STARTS TO DRINK TOO MUCH
AND HE STARTS TO TALK.
I MEAN--

517
00:28:10,036 --> 00:28:12,516
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING ?
HAS HE CHEATED ON HER ?

518
00:28:12,516 --> 00:28:15,650
I DON'’T KNOW SPECIFICS,
BUT I DO KNOW THAT ONE TIME
WE WENT OUT...

519
00:28:15,650 --> 00:28:18,087
AND HE WAS DRINKING,

520
00:28:18,087 --> 00:28:22,962
AND TALKING TO
THIS YOUNG BIMBO AND...
HE LEFT WITH HER.

521
00:28:22,962 --> 00:28:25,007
IF ANYTHING HAPPENED
AFTER THAT,
I DON'’T KNOW, SO--

522
00:28:25,007 --> 00:28:27,227
HOW COULD YOU NOT
TELL ME ABOUT THIS EARLIER ?

523
00:28:27,227 --> 00:28:29,838
HARRY'’S A FRIEND OF MINE,
THAT'’S WHY.

524
00:28:29,838 --> 00:28:31,971
SINCE WHEN ?
I INTRODUCED YOU.

525
00:28:31,971 --> 00:28:36,540
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?
HARRY CAN'’T BE MY FRIEND TOO ?NO, HE CAN.

526
00:28:36,540 --> 00:28:39,630
BUT YOUR LOYALTY
SHOULD BE TO HILARY
BECAUSE YOU KNEW HER FIRST.

527
00:28:39,630 --> 00:28:42,155
YOU WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH ?
I NEVER LIKED HILARY.

528
00:28:42,155 --> 00:28:45,985
FRANKLY, I DON'’T BLAME HARRY
FOR GETTING A LITTLE SOMETHING
ON THE SIDE.

529
00:28:45,985 --> 00:28:49,728
THAT IS SO DISGUSTING !
SHE IS MY BEST FRIEND.
SECONDLY, THEY'’RE MARRIED.

530
00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:52,818
DO YOU THINK THAT'’S
ACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR FOR HIM
TO GET SOME ON THE SIDE ?

531
00:28:52,818 --> 00:28:56,169
THAT'’S NOT WHAT I'’M SAYING,
BUT HE AND I HAVE TALKED
ABOUT HIS SEX LIFE.

532
00:28:56,169 --> 00:28:59,825
AND FRANKLY, SHE IS NOT
THE WARMEST PERSON.

533
00:28:59,825 --> 00:29:02,044
SHE IS NOT
THE MOST GIVING, OKAY ?

534
00:29:02,044 --> 00:29:05,091
SO, A GUY LIKE THAT,
HE GETS HIS LOAD ON...

535
00:29:05,091 --> 00:29:08,703
AND HE WANTS TO FIND
A LITTLE WARMTH AND KINDNESS
SOMEWHERE ELSE.

536
00:29:08,703 --> 00:29:14,013
"WARMTH AND KINDNESS" ?
THAT'’S FUCKING GROSS !
LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION !

537
00:29:14,013 --> 00:29:16,145
HOW WOULD YOU FEEL
IF I WENT OUT TO SEEK
WARMTH AND KINDNESS...

538
00:29:16,145 --> 00:29:19,758
FROM SOME YOUNG STUD ?BUT YOU WOULD
NEVER DO THAT.

539
00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:22,064
THAT IS NOT
THE FUCKING POINT.

540
00:29:22,064 --> 00:29:24,110
YOU'’RE NOT AS AFFECTIONATE
AS YOU USED TO BE.

541
00:29:24,110 --> 00:29:26,460
BUT DOES THAT GIVE ME
THE RIGHT TO CHEAT ON YOU ?

542
00:29:26,460 --> 00:29:28,767
WHY ARE WE HAVING
THIS CONVERSATION ?

543
00:29:28,767 --> 00:29:31,770
CAN WE CALM DOWN ?
IT'’S IDIOCY.
LET'’S CHANGE THE SUBJECT.

544
00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:34,424
I DON'’T THINK IT'’S IDIOCY
TO TALK ABOUT FIDELITY
AND MONOGAMY...

545
00:29:34,424 --> 00:29:37,123
WITH A PERSON
YOU'’RE MARRIED TO.

546
00:29:37,123 --> 00:29:39,865
IF OUR SEX LIFE WASN'’T GREAT,
WOULD YOU COME TO ME
AND TALK ABOUT IT...

547
00:29:39,865 --> 00:29:42,519
SO WE COULD WORK ON IT,
OR WOULD YOU JUST
HAVE AN AFFAIR ?

548
00:29:42,519 --> 00:29:47,133
HAVE AN AFFAIR ?
WHY WOULD YOU EVER THINK
I WOULD DO SUCH A THING ?

549
00:29:47,133 --> 00:29:50,136
I DON'’T KNOW.
MAYBE '’CAUSE YOU CHEATED
ON YOUR FIRST WIFE.

550
00:29:51,964 --> 00:29:54,357
OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
THAT'’S TRUE.

551
00:29:54,357 --> 00:29:56,795
BUT IT WAS DIFFERENT
BECAUSE I DIDN'’T LOVE HER.

552
00:29:56,795 --> 00:29:58,709
AND I LOVE YOU,
SO IT'’S TOTALLY DIFFERENT.

553
00:29:58,709 --> 00:30:01,364
LOOK, WHY DO YOU
COMPARE ME TO HARRY ?

554
00:30:01,364 --> 00:30:06,195
HARRY'’S A SHARK.
THIS IS A GUY WHO CHEATS
HARDWORKING PEOPLE...

555
00:30:06,195 --> 00:30:08,197
OUT OF THEIR HARD-EARNED MONEY
EVERY DAY OF HIS LIFE.

556
00:30:08,197 --> 00:30:10,547
THAT'’S HIS JOB.
THAT'’S WHAT HE DOES.

557
00:30:10,547 --> 00:30:13,681
I'’LL TELL YOU SOMETHING.
YOU MARRY A GUY LIKE THAT,
WHO'’S A SCUMBAG IN HIS JOB ?

558
00:30:13,681 --> 00:30:15,552
HE'’S A SCUMBAG IN LIFE.

559
00:30:15,552 --> 00:30:18,729
WHAT DO I DO FOR A LIVING ?
I'’M A DENTIST.

560
00:30:21,558 --> 00:30:24,039
HONEY, I CAN'’T
BELIEVE YOU'’RE--

561
00:30:24,039 --> 00:30:27,303
I'’M SORRY ABOUT WHAT
I SAID ABOUT HILARY. I AM.

562
00:30:27,303 --> 00:30:29,871
I KNOW SHE'’S YOUR BEST FRIEND.
IT WAS VERY INSENSITIVE.

563
00:30:29,871 --> 00:30:33,005
I'’M TELLING YOU,
JUST DON'’T EVER
FUCKING CHEAT ON ME, OKAY ?

564
00:30:33,005 --> 00:30:34,963
OKAY !

565
00:30:37,966 --> 00:30:41,013
I CAN'’T BELIEVE WE'’RE EVEN
HAVING THIS CONVERSATION.
IT'’S SO SILLY.

566
00:30:41,013 --> 00:30:43,754
MY FIRST WIFE, UM--

567
00:30:43,754 --> 00:30:46,801
HER NAME WAS SARA.

568
00:30:46,801 --> 00:30:49,064
AND, YEAH,
I CHEATED ON HER.

569
00:30:49,064 --> 00:30:52,111
WE WERE MARRIED THREE YEARS.
ONLY AFTER THREE YEARS
I STARTED CHEATING ON HER.

570
00:30:52,111 --> 00:30:55,375
IT WASN'’T BECAUSE WE WEREN'’T
HAVING A GOOD SEX LIFE.
WE HAD A VERY GOOD SEX LIFE.

571
00:30:55,375 --> 00:30:57,812
IT WAS JUST THAT
I HAVE A VERY...

572
00:30:57,812 --> 00:31:00,728
EUROPEAN OUTLOOK
ON MARRIAGE.

573
00:31:00,728 --> 00:31:03,426
I DON'’T NECESSARILY
BELIEVE IN MONOGAMY.

574
00:31:03,426 --> 00:31:05,864
I LOVE MY WIFE,
I'’M WITH HER, WE HAVE SEX,

575
00:31:05,864 --> 00:31:07,996
BUT THEN I HAVE
THE OCCASIONAL AFFAIR.

576
00:31:07,996 --> 00:31:12,087
IT'’S BEEN DONE IN ITALY
AND FRANCE, UH, FOR YEARS.

577
00:31:12,087 --> 00:31:15,090
I DON'’T KNOW IF THE GERMANS
DO IT. I DON'’T KNOW WHAT THEY--

578
00:31:15,090 --> 00:31:17,832
I DON'’T KNOW WHAT THEY DO.
BUT, YOU KNOW--

579
00:31:17,832 --> 00:31:20,661
BUT, YOU KNOW--
YOU KNOW-- YOU KNOW--

580
00:31:20,661 --> 00:31:23,925
SO, IT'’S A VERY DIFFERENT LIFE.

581
00:31:23,925 --> 00:31:27,189
THAT'’S THE KIND OF LIFE
THAT I HAVE AND--

582
00:31:27,189 --> 00:31:31,150
I THINK WHAT ANNIE DOESN'’T KNOW
ISN'’T GONNA HURT HER,
TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH.

583
00:31:31,150 --> 00:31:33,239
I THINK IT'’S DEPRESSING
SOMETIMES.

584
00:31:33,239 --> 00:31:35,937
YOU PASS THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE
ON THE STREET EVERY DAY,

585
00:31:35,937 --> 00:31:39,071
YET YOU CAN STILL FEEL
SO ISOLATED.

586
00:31:39,071 --> 00:31:42,117
ISOLATED AND ALONE.
YOU WALK BY.

587
00:31:42,117 --> 00:31:44,772
YOU'’RE IN A CROWD OF PEOPLE--
MILLIONS OF PEOPLE.

588
00:31:44,772 --> 00:31:48,515
YET NOBODY KNOWS YOU,
THEY DON'’T KNOW WHAT
YOU'’RE GOING THROUGH AND--

589
00:31:48,515 --> 00:31:51,866
I DON'’T KNOW. I JUST FEEL
KIND OF MELANCHOLY LATELY.

590
00:31:51,866 --> 00:31:54,303
I'’M TURNING 30 NEXT YEAR,

591
00:31:54,303 --> 00:31:57,176
AND I GUESS MY LIFE JUST ISN'’T
WHAT I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE.

592
00:32:02,485 --> 00:32:06,098
EXCUSE ME. ARE YOU
THE REAL ESTATE AGENT ?

593
00:32:06,098 --> 00:32:08,883
YES. ANNIE MATTHEWS.
NICE TO MEET YOU.HOW ARE YOU ? TOMMY.

594
00:32:08,883 --> 00:32:10,798
SHALL WE GO UP ?YEAH.

595
00:32:15,672 --> 00:32:19,546
IT'’S A GREAT NEIGHBORHOOD.
IT'’S RECENTLY BEEN RENOVATED.
2,500 SQUARE FEET.

596
00:32:19,546 --> 00:32:22,984
HOW MANY BEDROOMS ?THREE BEDROOMS,
TWO-AND-A-HALF BATHS.

597
00:32:22,984 --> 00:32:26,161
THAT'’S GOOD, THAT'’S GOOD.
I WANT TO FIND A BIG PLACE
LIKE THIS.

598
00:32:26,161 --> 00:32:29,164
THE KIND OF HOUSE WHERE
YOU CAN GROW OLD IN,
YOU RAISE A FAMILY IN.

599
00:32:29,164 --> 00:32:32,167
I'’M SURE YOUR WIFE
WOULD LOVE IT.
HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU HAVE ?

600
00:32:32,167 --> 00:32:35,040
MY WIFE ? I'’LL LET YOU
KNOW WHEN I MEET HER.

601
00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:37,129
HOW MANY ?

602
00:32:37,129 --> 00:32:40,132
LIKE FIVE, MAYBE.

603
00:32:40,132 --> 00:32:42,177
GOTTA START WITH FIVE,
YOU KNOW ?

604
00:32:42,177 --> 00:32:45,137
WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE,
A BUNNY RABBIT ? HOW AM I
GONNA HAVE FIVE KIDS ?

605
00:32:45,137 --> 00:32:47,966
SO WHAT ABOUT YOU ?
ANY KIDS ?NO.

606
00:32:47,966 --> 00:32:50,098
HMM.
YOU MARRIED, THOUGH ?

607
00:32:50,098 --> 00:32:53,145
THAT'’S A WEDDING RING
ON YOUR FINGER, RIGHT ?YEAH.

608
00:32:53,145 --> 00:32:56,191
HAPPY ?ARE YOU WRITING A BOOK ?

609
00:32:56,191 --> 00:32:58,193
I'’M SORRY.
I'’M JUST, YOU KNOW--

610
00:32:58,193 --> 00:33:01,153
I WAS JUST TRYING TO MAKE
POLITE CONVERSATION.

611
00:33:01,153 --> 00:33:04,330
WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF THIS PLACE ?IT'’S NICE, IT'’S BIG.

612
00:33:04,330 --> 00:33:08,551
BUT IT DOESN'’T FEEL LIKE ME.
IT'’S A LITTLE FEMININE.

613
00:33:08,551 --> 00:33:10,292
WE'’LL KEEP LOOKING THEN.

614
00:33:13,208 --> 00:33:16,733
WHERE YOU RUNNIN'’ OFF TO ?IF YOU CAN BELIEVE IT,
I'’VE GOT A DATE TONIGHT.

615
00:33:16,733 --> 00:33:19,823
GOOD FOR YOU. YOU GOT
RIGHT BACK OUT THERE,
HUH, KID ?

616
00:33:19,823 --> 00:33:22,652
THAT'’S GREAT.

617
00:33:22,652 --> 00:33:24,567
AREN'’T YOU GONNA
TAKE A SHOWER ?

618
00:33:24,567 --> 00:33:27,222
THINK I NEED TO ?

619
00:33:27,222 --> 00:33:30,486
THERE'’S A DEFINITE SCENT
OF SOMETHING THERE.

620
00:33:30,486 --> 00:33:33,968
I DON'’T NOW WHAT IT IS.
SLAP SOME COLOGNE ON.
YOU'’LL BE ALL RIGHT.

621
00:33:33,968 --> 00:33:36,449
I DON'’T LIKE TO WEAR COLOGNE,
BUT THANKS ANYWAY.

622
00:33:36,449 --> 00:33:39,843
I THINK I'’LL BE FINE.YOU DON'’T WEAR COLOGNE ?

623
00:33:39,843 --> 00:33:43,717
YOU'’D RATHER SHOW UP
ON YOUR DATE SMELLING LIKE
SOME BARNYARD ANIMAL.

624
00:33:43,717 --> 00:33:48,026
SLAP SOME COLOGNE ON.
SHOWS YOU GOT CLASS.

625
00:33:50,115 --> 00:33:52,160
DON'’T FORGET THE BALLS.

626
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:55,729
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ?SPRAY SOME
ON YOUR BALLS.

627
00:33:55,729 --> 00:33:58,732
I'’M NOT GONNA PUT COLOGNE
ON MY BALLS. YOU THINK
I'’M SOME SORT OF SAVAGE ?

628
00:33:58,732 --> 00:34:00,864
I WANT YOU TO LISTEN
TO ME ON THIS.

629
00:34:00,864 --> 00:34:03,432
I COULD SMELL YOUR ARMPITS
FROM HERE, OKAY ?

630
00:34:03,432 --> 00:34:07,219
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR BALLS
ARE GONNA SMELL LIKE WHEN
SHE STICKS HER FACE THERE ?

631
00:34:07,219 --> 00:34:09,221
GIVE THOSE BAD BOYS A SPRITZ
AND SHE'’LL LOVE IT.

632
00:34:09,221 --> 00:34:13,138
GO AHEAD,
DO WHAT I TELL YOU.

633
00:34:13,138 --> 00:34:16,271
ALL RIGHT. YOU'’RE A SICK MAN,
BUT I'’LL DO IT IN THE NEXT ROOM.

634
00:34:16,271 --> 00:34:19,231
THEY LOVE IT WHEN
THE BALLS SMELL NICE.

635
00:34:19,231 --> 00:34:22,277
LET'’S THEM KNOW YOU CARE.

636
00:34:22,277 --> 00:34:25,672
WOULD I HAVE SEX
ON THE FIRST DATE ?

637
00:34:25,672 --> 00:34:30,894
I THINK I MIGHT BE STARTING
TO SOUND LIKE AN ASSHOLE HERE,
BUT WHO WOULDN'’T ?

638
00:34:30,894 --> 00:34:33,549
OH, SURE. I'’M NOT ONE OF
THOSE GIRLS THAT THINKS...

639
00:34:33,549 --> 00:34:35,812
SHE CAN'’T HAVE A REAL
RELATIONSHIP WITH A GUY...

640
00:34:35,812 --> 00:34:37,901
IF SHE SLEEPS WITH HIM
ON THE FIRST DATE.

641
00:34:37,901 --> 00:34:40,034
YOU KNOW, THAT'’S SILLY.

642
00:34:40,034 --> 00:34:42,341
OH, I'’M ALL FOR IT,
PREFERABLY BEFORE...

643
00:34:42,341 --> 00:34:45,866
GOING TO THE MOVIE
AND PAYING FOR THE POPCORN.

644
00:34:45,866 --> 00:34:49,696
UM, I JUST THINK IT'’S WEIRD THAT
THERE'’S THIS PERSON OUT THERE...

645
00:34:49,696 --> 00:34:52,220
JUST WALKING AROUND,
LEADING THEIR LIFE.

646
00:34:52,220 --> 00:34:57,007
THEN YOU MEET THEM IN A BAR, AND
THEN TWO OR THREE HOURS LATER,
YOU HAVE THEIR PENIS INSIDE YOU.

647
00:34:57,007 --> 00:34:58,966
I THINK THAT'’S A LITTLE SCARY.

648
00:34:58,966 --> 00:35:02,230
I WAS HAPPY.
OR THOUGHT I WAS.

649
00:35:02,230 --> 00:35:04,972
BUT HE THOUGHT
WE WERE TOO YOUNG...

650
00:35:04,972 --> 00:35:08,280
AND COULDN'’T SEE HIMSELF
BEING FAITHFUL
FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE.

651
00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:11,326
SO WHAT HAPPENED ?
WHAT, YOU GOT DIVORCED ?

652
00:35:11,326 --> 00:35:15,200
NOT UNTIL I FOUND OUT
THAT HE WAS SLEEPING
WITH OTHER WOMEN.

653
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:18,333
YOU SEE, IT'’S SO FRAGILE.
I DON'’T KNOW A SINGLE PERSON...

654
00:35:18,333 --> 00:35:20,944
THAT HASN'’T EITHER
CHEATED ON THEIR SPOUSE...

655
00:35:20,944 --> 00:35:23,947
OR BEEN CHEATED ON
AT SOME TIME.IT'’S DEPRESSING.

656
00:35:23,947 --> 00:35:27,473
SO WHAT HAPPENED ?
DID YOU CATCH HIM ?
HOW DID YOU FIND OUT ?

657
00:35:27,473 --> 00:35:29,518
YOU WEREN'’T HITTING ON HER ?

658
00:35:29,518 --> 00:35:31,955
NO ! I WAS JUST
TALKING TO HER !

659
00:35:31,955 --> 00:35:34,306
I WAS STANDING RIGHT THERE.
I HEARD YOU.

660
00:35:34,306 --> 00:35:37,004
WHAT DID YOU HEAR ? YOU WANT ME
TO REPEAT IT ?

661
00:35:37,004 --> 00:35:39,615
YEAH, BECAUSE I DIDN'’T
SAY ANYTHING...OH, REALLY !

662
00:35:39,615 --> 00:35:41,922
THAT WOULD WARRANT
THESE ACCUSATIONS.

663
00:35:41,922 --> 00:35:45,969
TELLING SOMEONE I WORK WITH,
THAT I HAVE TO SEE EVERY DAY,
THAT SHE HAS NICE TITS...

664
00:35:45,969 --> 00:35:48,668
DOESN'’T WARRANT
THESE ACCUSATIONS ?I DIDN'’T SAY THAT.

665
00:35:48,668 --> 00:35:51,975
ALL I'’M SAYING IS,
YOU HAVE REALLY NICE BREASTS.

666
00:35:51,975 --> 00:35:55,979
ALL RIGHT, MAYBE I SAID
SOMETHING LIKE THAT,
BUT I WAS ONLY KIDDING.

667
00:35:55,979 --> 00:35:59,983
KIDDING ?YEAH ! I WAS FLIRTING, BUT
A KIDDING KIND OF FLIRTING.

668
00:35:59,983 --> 00:36:02,595
NO. FLIRTING I DON'’T
HAVE A PROBLEM WITH.
FLIRTING IS ONE THING.

669
00:36:02,595 --> 00:36:05,815
BUT TRYING TO FUCK
ONE OF MY CO-WORKERS--
THAT I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH.

670
00:36:05,815 --> 00:36:08,296
JESUS, I MEAN
THAT IS HARSH.MM-HMM.

671
00:36:08,296 --> 00:36:12,039
WHAT ABOUT YOU ?
HAVE YOU BEEN ON A LOT
OF DATES SINCE THE DIVORCE ?

672
00:36:12,039 --> 00:36:14,955
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD
OF A BORN-AGAIN VIRGIN ?

673
00:36:14,955 --> 00:36:18,306
REALLY ?
IT'’S BEEN THAT LONG ? OVER A YEAR.

674
00:36:18,306 --> 00:36:20,830
THAT CANNOT BE HEALTHY.
THAT'’S UNNATURAL.

675
00:36:20,830 --> 00:36:23,964
ACTUALLY,
IT'’S NOT THAT BAD.

676
00:36:23,964 --> 00:36:26,096
AFTER A WHILE,
YOU DON'’T MISS IT SO MUCH.

677
00:36:26,096 --> 00:36:28,621
YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME ?
YOU KNOW WHAT'’S GONNA HAPPEN ?

678
00:36:28,621 --> 00:36:32,929
THE MINUTE YOU GET IT AGAIN,
YOU'’RE GONNA KICK YOURSELF FOR
BEING OUT OF THE GAME SO LONG.

679
00:36:32,929 --> 00:36:35,149
IT'’S NOT LIKE I HAVE
A LOT OF OPTIONS OUT THERE.

680
00:36:35,149 --> 00:36:38,935
THE GUYS IN THE CITY,
THE DECENT ONES,
ARE FEW AND FAR BETWEEN.

681
00:36:38,935 --> 00:36:42,025
WHAT THE HELL AM I,
FUCKING DOOGIE HOWSER ?

682
00:36:42,025 --> 00:36:45,290
WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED
TO MEAN ? ARE YOU OFFERING
YOUR SERVICES TO ME ?

683
00:36:45,290 --> 00:36:48,989
I WASN'’T GONNA COME RIGHT OUT
AND SAY IT, BUT YEAH.

684
00:36:48,989 --> 00:36:52,210
OF COURSE
I'’D LIKE TO, BUT--

685
00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:55,952
HMM. SO WHAT
DO YOU SUGGEST ?

686
00:36:55,952 --> 00:36:59,086
WE GO TO MY PLACE AND
YOU HELP ME WITH THIS
LITTLE PROBLEM I'’VE GOT.

687
00:36:59,086 --> 00:37:01,001
IS THAT IT ?

688
00:37:02,829 --> 00:37:06,136
DID I JUST BLOW IT ?
DID I JUST TOTALLY
STRIKE OUT ?

689
00:37:08,835 --> 00:37:10,967
NO.

690
00:37:10,967 --> 00:37:13,753
WHERE DO YOU LIVE ?

691
00:37:13,753 --> 00:37:16,886
I ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW--

692
00:37:16,886 --> 00:37:19,846
I'’VE GOT A ROOMMATE.OKAY, NOW YOU'’RE
STRIKING OUT.

693
00:37:19,846 --> 00:37:22,022
THIRTY-TWO YEARS OLD
AND YOU HAVE A ROOMMATE ?

694
00:37:22,022 --> 00:37:24,677
IT'’S JUST TEMPORARY,
BECAUSE MY GIRLFRIEND
KICKED ME OUT.

695
00:37:24,677 --> 00:37:27,027
SO IT'’S NOT--

696
00:37:27,027 --> 00:37:29,638
WHAT ABOUT YOU ?
DO YOU LIVE ALONE ?

697
00:37:31,118 --> 00:37:33,251
YEAH.

698
00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:37,385
SO WHAT'’D YOU SAY YOU DID
FOR A LIVING ?

699
00:37:37,385 --> 00:37:41,041
YOU'’RE A SCHOOLTEACHER ?YEAH.
I TEACH SIXTH GRADE.

700
00:37:41,041 --> 00:37:43,348
YOU SEE, THAT'’S WEIRD.

701
00:37:43,348 --> 00:37:47,090
I THINK WHEN YOU'’RE A KID
YOU CAN'’T IMAGINE THAT
YOUR SIXTH-GRADE TEACHER...

702
00:37:47,090 --> 00:37:51,051
IS GOIN'’ OUT ON DATES,
GETTIN'’ DRUNK,
TAKING GUYS HOME.

703
00:37:51,051 --> 00:37:54,402
I CANNOT IMAGINE
MY SIXTH-GRADE TEACHER...

704
00:37:54,402 --> 00:37:58,928
LETTIN'’ SOME GUY GO DOWN
ON HER... AT ALL.WHY ?

705
00:37:58,928 --> 00:38:01,061
WHY ?YEAH.

706
00:38:01,061 --> 00:38:03,019
I DON'’T KNOW.
MAYBE BECAUSE SHE WAS A NUN.

707
00:38:03,019 --> 00:38:05,805
ALL RIGHT.

708
00:38:05,805 --> 00:38:09,461
I COULDN'’T GO THROUGH
WITH IT TONIGHT BECAUSE--

709
00:38:11,071 --> 00:38:13,508
YOU KNOW, IT'’S JUST BEEN
SINCE MY HUSBAND,

710
00:38:13,508 --> 00:38:16,511
AND IT WAS
A LITTLE WEIRD, SO--

711
00:38:16,511 --> 00:38:19,079
BUT THAT'’S ALL.
I JUST WANTED TO--

712
00:38:19,079 --> 00:38:21,560
THAT'’S COOL,
THAT'’S COOL.

713
00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:24,040
IT'’S NOT LIKE I WAS LOOKING
FOR A ONE-NIGHT STAND
OR ANYTHING.

714
00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:26,042
WE CAN JUST TAKE IT SLOW.

715
00:38:26,042 --> 00:38:29,045
I MEAN, I WANT
TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

716
00:38:29,045 --> 00:38:31,004
YOU WANNA SEE ME ?

717
00:38:32,222 --> 00:38:35,487
YEAH.GOOD.

718
00:38:35,487 --> 00:38:39,317
YOU BETTER, BECAUSE THAT WAS
A VERY EXPENSIVE RESTAURANT,
YOU KNOW ?

719
00:38:40,448 --> 00:38:42,755
EXPENSIVE MEAL.

720
00:38:43,973 --> 00:38:48,891
YEAH. EXPENSIVE DESSERT,
YOU KNOW ?

721
00:38:48,891 --> 00:38:51,981
BUT TASTY.THAT'’S RIGHT.

722
00:38:51,981 --> 00:38:54,375
SO HE WENT DOWN ON YOU
ON THE FIRST DATE ?

723
00:38:54,375 --> 00:38:56,899
YEAH, I KNOW.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT ?

724
00:38:56,899 --> 00:38:59,206
USUALLY THAT'’S NOT
A GOOD SIGN.

725
00:38:59,206 --> 00:39:02,862
THAT'’S WHAT I WAS THINKING,
BUT HE WENT FOR IT BEFORE
I KNEW WHAT WAS HAPPENING.

726
00:39:02,862 --> 00:39:04,951
I FELT KIND
OF SLUTTY, THOUGH.

727
00:39:04,951 --> 00:39:07,083
WHY ?

728
00:39:07,083 --> 00:39:10,913
I MEAN, IT'’S NOT LIKE
YOU HAD SEX WITH THE GUY,
RIGHT ?

729
00:39:10,913 --> 00:39:13,655
HE WENT DOWN ON ME.
HOW WAS THAT NOT SEX ?

730
00:39:13,655 --> 00:39:16,179
YOU SOUND LIKE BILL CLINTON.
HOW IS THAT NOT SEX ?

731
00:39:16,179 --> 00:39:20,009
IT'’S JUST NOT SEX.
IT'’S NOT.

732
00:39:20,009 --> 00:39:22,011
I'’LL TELL YOU
WHAT I DID FIND WEIRD.

733
00:39:22,011 --> 00:39:25,058
DO GUYS USUALLY PUT COLOGNE
ON THEIR BALLS ?

734
00:39:25,058 --> 00:39:29,018
DID HE HAVE IT ON HIS BALLS
OR ON HIS UNDERWEAR ?HIS BALLS.

735
00:39:29,018 --> 00:39:31,020
YEAH, THAT'’S
A LITTLE WEIRD.
YUCK !

736
00:39:31,020 --> 00:39:33,109
YOU WROTE A SONG FOR
THAT HOT CHICK AT THE DINER ?

737
00:39:33,109 --> 00:39:35,851
- HOT SONG FOR A HOT CHICK.
- SHE SAID SHE'’D GO OUT
WITH YOU ?

738
00:39:35,851 --> 00:39:38,071
NO, NOT REALLY.

739
00:39:38,071 --> 00:39:40,595
I THINK SHE LIKED ME
'’CAUSE SHE DIDN'’T SEEM
TO HATE ME.

740
00:39:40,595 --> 00:39:42,597
WHERE'’S SHE FROM ?IOWA.

741
00:39:42,597 --> 00:39:44,730
IOWA ?
WHERE THE FUCK IS IOWA ?

742
00:39:44,730 --> 00:39:47,036
DUDE, I HAVEN'’T
THE SLIGHTEST.

743
00:39:47,036 --> 00:39:50,039
YOU WANT SOME ADVICE ?
DON'’T PLAY HER THAT SONG.

744
00:39:50,039 --> 00:39:52,085
WHY NOT ?'’CAUSE IT'’S
A BUBBLEGUM MOVE.

745
00:39:52,085 --> 00:39:54,043
YOU'’RE GONNA EMBARRASS
YOURSELF AND THE BAND.

746
00:39:54,043 --> 00:39:58,047
BUT IF YOU INSIST,
BETTER MAKE IT A DUET.

747
00:39:58,047 --> 00:40:01,399
YEAH, BUT THEN
SHE FALLS FOR YOU,
AND THEN, YOU KNOW--

748
00:40:01,399 --> 00:40:03,009
'’CAUSE YOU'’VE GOT
THAT VOICE.THAT'’S WHAT I'’M THINKIN'’.

749
00:40:07,187 --> 00:40:11,104
HEY, ASHLEY,
SERGEANT PEPPER'’S HERE AGAIN.
HE'’S GOT A GUITAR WITH HIM.

750
00:40:11,104 --> 00:40:13,846
I REALLY HOPE HE'’S NOT
GONNA BE SERENADING YOU
IN HERE.

751
00:40:13,846 --> 00:40:17,240
AH, HE'’S KINDA CUTE.HE LOOKS LIKE A FREAK.
WHAT'’S WITH THAT OUTFIT ?

752
00:40:19,808 --> 00:40:22,028
HI, HOW'’S IT GOIN'’ ? HI.

753
00:40:22,028 --> 00:40:24,030
HOW YOU DOIN'’ ? GOOD.
HOW YOU DOIN'’ ?

754
00:40:24,030 --> 00:40:26,075
I'’M DOIN'’ GOOD.
IT'’S A GOOD DAY.

755
00:40:26,075 --> 00:40:28,774
I TOLD YOU I'’D BE BACK.
RIGHT ?YES.

756
00:40:28,774 --> 00:40:30,602
BUT YOU GOT A--
YOU HAVE THE GUITAR
WITH YOU.

757
00:40:30,602 --> 00:40:32,908
YEAH, YEAH.
YOU KNOW WHAT I DID ?

758
00:40:32,908 --> 00:40:35,476
LAST NIGHT I WENT HOME
AND WROTE A SONG FOR YOU.

759
00:40:35,476 --> 00:40:38,392
AND NOW I FEEL LIKE
IT'’S NOT THE RIGHT TIME.

760
00:40:38,392 --> 00:40:40,786
MIGHT NOT BE A GOOD IDEA.
I'’M A LITTLE NERVOUS.

761
00:40:40,786 --> 00:40:44,659
ARE YOU GONNA SING
OR IS IT JUST THE GUITAR ?

762
00:40:44,659 --> 00:40:48,141
UH-- YOU KNOW, IF IT MAKES YOU
UNCOMFORTABLE, DON'’T.

763
00:40:48,141 --> 00:40:52,362
YOU DON'’T NEED TO DO IT NOW.
YOU COULD COME BACK AND
PLAY IT ANOTHER TIME.

764
00:40:52,362 --> 00:40:56,105
I COULD PLAY A LITTLE BIT
RIGHT NOW PROBABLY, FOR YOU.

765
00:40:56,105 --> 00:40:59,805
WHATEVER YOU WANT.IT'’S A REAL PRETTY SONG.

766
00:40:59,805 --> 00:41:02,111
WHAT'’S IT CALLED ?IT'’S CALLED
"A GIRL LIKE YOU."

767
00:41:02,111 --> 00:41:05,724
A GIRL LIKE ME ?"A GIRL LIKE YOU."

768
00:41:05,724 --> 00:41:07,943
YEAH, I KNOW.

769
00:41:07,943 --> 00:41:10,642
I MEAN, WAS IT WRITTEN
ABOUT A GIRL LIKE ME ?

770
00:41:10,642 --> 00:41:13,906
LIKE, IS THIS SONG
ABOUT A GIRL LIKE ME ?

771
00:41:13,906 --> 00:41:17,039
I WROTE IT FOR YOU.

772
00:41:17,039 --> 00:41:19,607
YEAH.

773
00:41:19,607 --> 00:41:22,305
SO, OKAY.OKAY.

774
00:41:22,305 --> 00:41:26,135
WAIT A SECOND.
YOU SAID YOU HAVE
A BOYFRIEND ALREADY, HUH ?

775
00:41:26,135 --> 00:41:29,095
YEAH.YEAH. I REMEMBER
YOU SAID THAT.

776
00:41:29,095 --> 00:41:31,010
MAYBE I SHOULDN'’T PLAY
THIS SONG. YEAH.

777
00:41:31,010 --> 00:41:33,969
IT MIGHT NOT BE RIGHT.

778
00:41:33,969 --> 00:41:36,972
IT MIGHT BE LIKE CHEATING.

779
00:41:36,972 --> 00:41:40,019
YEAH, PROBABLY NOT.

780
00:41:40,019 --> 00:41:42,151
THIS WAS WEIRD.
I'’LL PROBABLY--

781
00:41:42,151 --> 00:41:44,153
I'’LL PROBABLY COME BACK
ANOTHER TIME, OKAY ?

782
00:41:44,153 --> 00:41:46,155
OH, NO.
YOU DON'’T HAVE TO GO.

783
00:41:46,155 --> 00:41:49,376
NO, I HAVE TO GO.
I HAVE TO GO.
AH, I'’M STUFFED.

784
00:41:49,376 --> 00:41:52,161
BUT I'’LL BE BACK
WITHOUT THE GUITAR.
ALL RIGHT ?

785
00:41:52,161 --> 00:41:54,337
TAKE IT EASY, YOU.YOU TOO.

786
00:41:54,337 --> 00:41:56,383
BYE.

787
00:41:56,383 --> 00:41:58,385
I GOT BEAT UP A LOT
WHEN I WAS A KID.

788
00:41:58,385 --> 00:42:01,083
SO I SPENT MOST OF MY TIME
IN MY BATHROOM...

789
00:42:01,083 --> 00:42:03,738
LEARNING TO PLAY GUITAR
AND MASTURBATING.

790
00:42:03,738 --> 00:42:06,654
AND NOW THAT I'’M DIVORCED,
I BASICALLY DO THE SAME THING.

791
00:42:10,092 --> 00:42:12,834
♪ TOO MANY ♪

792
00:42:14,096 --> 00:42:18,318
♪ THINGS I DO NOT
CARE FOR ♪

793
00:42:18,318 --> 00:42:22,583
♪ ONE THING
THAT I ADORE ♪

794
00:42:22,583 --> 00:42:25,586
♪ IS A GIRL LIKE YOU ♪

795
00:42:28,284 --> 00:42:32,811
♪ I'’M ALWAYS TRYING ♪

796
00:42:32,811 --> 00:42:37,032
♪ TO LOOK YOU
IN THE EYE ♪

797
00:42:37,032 --> 00:42:38,817
♪ IT'’S OKAY ♪

798
00:42:40,906 --> 00:42:44,039
♪ A GIRL LIKE YOU ♪♪

799
00:42:55,224 --> 00:42:58,184
GRIFFIN ?
YOU DON'’T HAVE TO WORRY.

800
00:42:58,184 --> 00:43:00,229
NOBODY'’S GONNA
RECOGNIZE YOU HERE.

801
00:43:00,229 --> 00:43:02,231
I HOPE YOU KNOW
I'’M TAKING A BIG RISK...

802
00:43:02,231 --> 00:43:05,583
TAKING YOU
OUT IN PUBLIC, JUST--REALLY ?

803
00:43:05,583 --> 00:43:10,109
DRIVING US A HALF HOUR
OUT TO BROOKLYN
JUST TO EAT DINNER ?

804
00:43:10,109 --> 00:43:12,502
I THINK YOU'’RE
PRETTY RISK-FREE.OKAY.

805
00:43:12,502 --> 00:43:14,896
WE'’RE HERE TO HAVE
A GOOD TIME, SO--

806
00:43:14,896 --> 00:43:17,986
COME HERE.
YOU LOOK VERY PRETTY.REALLY ?

807
00:43:17,986 --> 00:43:22,600
ASHLEY, HOW'’S IT GOIN'’ ?OH, HI ! GOOD.
HOW ARE YOU ?

808
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:25,124
YOU REMEMBER ME ?OF COURSE. BEN.

809
00:43:25,124 --> 00:43:28,257
FROM THE COFFEE SHOP.
HOW'’S IT GOIN'’ ?GOOD.

810
00:43:28,257 --> 00:43:30,999
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ?

811
00:43:30,999 --> 00:43:33,654
I'’M HAVING DINNER
WITH MY GRANDPARENTS.YEAH ?

812
00:43:33,654 --> 00:43:36,004
THEY'’RE FROM BURROUGH PARK.THEY'’RE SO CUTE.

813
00:43:36,004 --> 00:43:38,572
I FIGURED I TAKE '’EM OUT.
I'’M SORRY.
IS THIS YOUR FATHER ?

814
00:43:38,572 --> 00:43:41,749
NO, THIS IS GRIFFIN,
MY... DENTIST.

815
00:43:41,749 --> 00:43:44,752
GRIFFIN, BEN.
BEN, GRIFFIN.

816
00:43:44,752 --> 00:43:47,276
HI.PLEASURE. HI.

817
00:43:47,276 --> 00:43:52,281
ALL RIGHT. I WAS GOIN'’
TO THE BATHROOM.OKAY.

818
00:43:52,281 --> 00:43:54,240
SEE YOU LATER.
BYE.

819
00:43:57,286 --> 00:43:59,332
I FORGOT SOMETHING
AT MY TABLE.

820
00:43:59,332 --> 00:44:03,075
YOU LOOK GREAT.
YOU LOOK REALLY GOOD.THANKS. THANK YOU.

821
00:44:03,075 --> 00:44:06,078
ALL RIGHT.
NICE MEETING YOU.
I'’M SORRY.

822
00:44:06,078 --> 00:44:07,949
BYE, BEN.

823
00:44:09,472 --> 00:44:12,475
HE'’S SO SWEET.
WHO IS HE ?

824
00:44:15,304 --> 00:44:18,264
HE'’S JUST THIS MUSICIAN GUY
I USED TO KNOW.

825
00:44:20,396 --> 00:44:22,660
YOU KNOW HIM OR-- WE WENT OUT
A COUPLE OF TIMES.

826
00:44:22,660 --> 00:44:24,574
OH, YOU DID GO OUT
WITH HIM.

827
00:44:24,574 --> 00:44:27,969
SO WHAT HAPPENED ?
WHY DIDN'’T IT WORK ?

828
00:44:27,969 --> 00:44:31,973
YOU KNOW, IT'’S REALLY NOT
VERY IMPORTANT.

829
00:44:31,973 --> 00:44:33,888
NO. I WANNA KNOW.

830
00:44:35,934 --> 00:44:37,805
I DON'’T KNOW. UH--

831
00:44:40,112 --> 00:44:43,724
IF I TELL YOU,
DO YOU PROMISE ME
YOU'’RE NOT GONNA GET MAD ?

832
00:44:43,724 --> 00:44:46,118
YEAH, I PROMISE.

833
00:44:46,118 --> 00:44:48,642
YOU PROMISE.YEAH, I PROM--

834
00:44:48,642 --> 00:44:50,905
OKAY.I TOTALLY PROMISE.

835
00:44:50,905 --> 00:44:53,516
I COULDN'’T HAVE SEX
WITH HIM.

836
00:44:53,516 --> 00:44:57,085
I MEAN, I DID HAVE SEX
WITH HIM, BUT I COULDN'’T
CONTINUE HAVING SEX WITH HIM.

837
00:44:57,085 --> 00:44:58,957
MM-HMM, MM-HMM.

838
00:45:00,523 --> 00:45:03,004
AND NOW I'’M SUPPOSED
TO ASK WHY, I SUPPOSE.

839
00:45:03,004 --> 00:45:05,137
UM, WHAT HAPPENED ?

840
00:45:05,137 --> 00:45:08,880
HE COULDN'’T GET IT UP
OR WHAT ?NO, NO, NO.

841
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:10,838
HE WAS TOO BIG.

842
00:45:12,448 --> 00:45:15,451
EXCUSE ME ?TOO BIG.

843
00:45:15,451 --> 00:45:18,541
THAT'’S NICE.
THAT'’S A CHARMING BIT
OF DINNER CONVERSATION.

844
00:45:18,541 --> 00:45:21,370
COULD WE HAVE THE CHECK ?YOU SAID YOU WEREN'’T
GOING TO GET MAD !

845
00:45:21,370 --> 00:45:24,199
I'’M NOT. I JUST DON'’T FEEL
LIKE SITTING HERE, TALKING TO
YOU ABOUT YOUR OLD BOYFRIENDS...

846
00:45:24,199 --> 00:45:28,682
WHO HAVE MUCH BIGGER COCKS
THAN I DO.AH, SHH.

847
00:45:28,682 --> 00:45:30,945
- DON'’T BE MAD.
- WHY WOULDN'’T I BE MAD ?

848
00:45:30,945 --> 00:45:34,209
WOULD YOU LIKE ME
TO SIT HERE AND TALK ABOUT
MY OLD GIRLFRIENDS'’ VAGINAS ?

849
00:45:34,209 --> 00:45:37,778
YOU HAVE A VERY
NICE-SIZED ONE, THOUGH. A NICE SIZE ?

850
00:45:37,778 --> 00:45:39,649
THAT'’S VERY NICE OF YOU.
THANKS A LOT.

851
00:45:39,649 --> 00:45:42,087
BUT NOT LIKE
BIG DICK DONGO OVER THERE.

852
00:45:42,087 --> 00:45:44,872
COULD WE HAVE THAT CHECK ?
HOW WE DOIN'’ WITH THAT CHECK ?

853
00:45:48,006 --> 00:45:49,964
WAS IT SERIOUS WITH THAT GUY
OR WHAT ?

854
00:45:49,964 --> 00:45:52,010
IT WAS JUST A FLING.

855
00:45:52,010 --> 00:45:54,012
JUST A FLING ?YEAH.

856
00:45:54,012 --> 00:45:57,624
IT WAS FOR FUN.
IT WAS STRICTLY PHYSICAL.

857
00:45:57,624 --> 00:46:01,976
OH, IT WAS JUST PHYS--
THAT'’S SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME
FEEL BETTER ?

858
00:46:01,976 --> 00:46:05,980
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS ?
YOU DON'’T WANT TO KNOW.I DO WANT TO KNOW.

859
00:46:05,980 --> 00:46:08,983
SO, WHAT, HE AND HIS BIG COCK
WERE JUST FOR FUN ? IS THAT--

860
00:46:08,983 --> 00:46:12,726
THERE'’S NO REASON FOR YOU
TO FEEL THREATENED.I DON'’T FEEL THREATENED.

861
00:46:12,726 --> 00:46:14,989
HONEY, I LOVE YOU.UH-HUH.

862
00:46:14,989 --> 00:46:17,470
I DIDN'’T LOVE HIM.UH-HUH.

863
00:46:17,470 --> 00:46:19,864
PLUS, YOU CAN'’T GET
ON MY CASE '’CAUSE
YOU'’RE GONNA GO HOME...

864
00:46:19,864 --> 00:46:22,997
AND GET IN BED
WITH YOUR WIFE.

865
00:46:22,997 --> 00:46:27,828
DO YOU THINK HE'’S
A BETTER LOVER THAN ME ?NO.

866
00:46:27,828 --> 00:46:30,004
NO, I'’M JUST WONDERING.

867
00:46:30,004 --> 00:46:32,877
MAYBE THAT COULD BE THE PROBLEM
WE'’VE BEEN HAVING LATELY.
I'’M SERIOUS.

868
00:46:32,877 --> 00:46:36,576
MAYBE YOU NEED LIKE
A HUGE COCK
TO MAKE YOU HAPPY.

869
00:46:36,576 --> 00:46:39,057
YOU THINK THAT'’S THE PROBLEM
WE'’VE BEEN HAVING LATELY ?

870
00:46:39,057 --> 00:46:42,756
THE PROBLEM IS THAT
YOU'’RE MARRIED, AND WE'’VE BEEN
TOGETHER FOR, WHAT, SIX MONTHS.

871
00:46:42,756 --> 00:46:47,065
THIS IS THE FIRST NIGHT
YOU TOOK ME OUT ON A REAL DATE.
THAT IS THE PROBLEM !

872
00:46:47,065 --> 00:46:49,894
HOW MUCH BIGGER
IS HE THAN ME ?
THAT'’S ALL I WANNA KNOW.

873
00:46:49,894 --> 00:46:52,635
GET OFF IT,
WILL YOU ?

874
00:46:52,635 --> 00:46:56,814
THIS WAS NICE.
PLEASE LEAVE IT BE, OKAY ?MM-HMM. SURE.

875
00:46:59,555 --> 00:47:02,341
HI, BABE.

876
00:47:02,341 --> 00:47:04,996
ARE YOU HERE ?

877
00:47:04,996 --> 00:47:07,433
HI.HI.

878
00:47:10,349 --> 00:47:13,395
HOW ARE YOU ?OOH, FLOWERS !
WHAT'’S THE OCCASION ?

879
00:47:13,395 --> 00:47:17,269
I NEED AN OCCASION
TO BUY FLOWERS FOR MY WIFE ?

880
00:47:17,269 --> 00:47:21,055
USUALLY.
HERE, I'’LL PUT '’EM--

881
00:47:21,055 --> 00:47:23,623
WHERE WERE YOU
ALL NIGHT ?I WAS AT THE GYM.

882
00:47:23,623 --> 00:47:25,625
I TOLD YOU I WAS
GONNA GO TO THE GYM.

883
00:47:25,625 --> 00:47:30,064
I DECIDED TO GO
FOR A SWIM AFTERWARDS,
THEN I RAN INTO--

884
00:47:30,064 --> 00:47:32,545
WHAT'’S THAT SMELL ?

885
00:47:32,545 --> 00:47:36,810
WHAT ? WHAT SMELL ?I GUESS IT'’S
YOUR NEW COLOGNE ?

886
00:47:36,810 --> 00:47:39,030
YEAH. YOU DON'’T LIKE IT ?

887
00:47:39,030 --> 00:47:41,771
NO. IT'’S KIND OF FLOWERY.

888
00:47:41,771 --> 00:47:45,471
OH, WELL--
MAYBE IT'’S THE FLOWERS.

889
00:47:45,471 --> 00:47:48,996
I'’M GONNA GO TO BED.WHAT, ARE YOU GOING
TO BED ?

890
00:47:53,392 --> 00:47:58,049
AT THE GYM TONIGHT
I WAS LOOKING THROUGH
ONE OF THOSE, UM,

891
00:47:58,049 --> 00:48:01,008
YOU KNOW,
THOSE MEN'’S MAGAZINES.

892
00:48:01,008 --> 00:48:05,404
AND THEY HAD AN ARTICLE
IN THERE ABOUT PENIS SIZE.

893
00:48:05,404 --> 00:48:09,538
NOW, I KNOW YOU'’VE ONLY BEEN
WITH A COUPLE OF GUYS.

894
00:48:09,538 --> 00:48:11,497
SO YOU'’VE TOLD ME.

895
00:48:11,497 --> 00:48:14,892
BUT, UM, IS MINE, UH,

896
00:48:14,892 --> 00:48:18,939
WHAT, LIKE A NICE SIZE OR--

897
00:48:20,593 --> 00:48:22,987
I DON'’T KNOW.
I'’VE NEVER COMPARED.

898
00:48:22,987 --> 00:48:25,772
WOULD YOU DESCRIBE IT
AS BIG OR--

899
00:48:25,772 --> 00:48:27,687
I DON'’T KNOW.
MAYBE.

900
00:48:27,687 --> 00:48:30,342
IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT ?

901
00:48:30,342 --> 00:48:32,692
YEAH. WHY ?

902
00:48:32,692 --> 00:48:35,477
YOU JUST SEEM DIFFERENT
TO ME LATELY.

903
00:48:35,477 --> 00:48:38,132
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
"DIFFERENT" ?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ?

904
00:48:38,132 --> 00:48:42,832
WELL, YOU'’RE NOT
AS AFFECTIONATE
AS YOU USED TO BE.

905
00:48:42,832 --> 00:48:47,489
WHEN WE FIRST GOT TOGETHER,
YOU COULD BARELY KEEP
YOUR HANDS OFF ME.

906
00:48:47,489 --> 00:48:51,145
AND NOW,
WE BARELY MAKE LOVE.

907
00:48:51,145 --> 00:48:55,280
AND WE NEVER JUST
LAY AROUND AND CUDDLE.

908
00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:57,804
I KNOW, HONEY,
BUT I'’M SORRY.

909
00:48:57,804 --> 00:49:01,112
I'’M SO BUSY AT WORK,
AND I'’M JUST--

910
00:49:01,112 --> 00:49:04,071
AFTER A WHILE,
THINGS DO SLOW DOWN.
THAT'’S--

911
00:49:04,071 --> 00:49:07,379
BUT NOT FOR EVERYONE,
AND I DON'’T WANT THEM
TO SLOW DOWN FOR US.

912
00:49:07,379 --> 00:49:09,424
WHY SHOULD THEY ?
I'’M 30 YEARS OLD.

913
00:49:09,424 --> 00:49:12,819
I'’M NOT READY
TO NOT HAVE PASSION
IN MY LIFE !

914
00:49:12,819 --> 00:49:16,344
I KNOW, NO--I GOT MARRIED '’CAUSE
I WANTED TO HAVE KIDS,

915
00:49:16,344 --> 00:49:19,173
AND LOVE
AND COMPANIONSHIP.

916
00:49:19,173 --> 00:49:21,393
AND THE LONGER
WE'’RE TOGETHER, THE LESS...

917
00:49:21,393 --> 00:49:24,874
I SEEM TO BE GETTING
THESE THINGS.

918
00:49:24,874 --> 00:49:27,312
SO THIS IS ABOUT KIDS ?

919
00:49:27,312 --> 00:49:29,531
NO. YEAH,
IT IS ABOUT KIDS,

920
00:49:29,531 --> 00:49:31,794
BUT IT'’S REALLY MORE
ABOUT US.

921
00:49:33,405 --> 00:49:36,147
WELL, HONEY, I--
I DON'’T WANT TO
SAY ANYTHING,

922
00:49:36,147 --> 00:49:38,714
BUT COMPARED TO MOST PEOPLE,
WE HAVE A GREAT MARRIAGE.

923
00:49:38,714 --> 00:49:40,194
THAT'’S WHAT I THINK.

924
00:49:40,194 --> 00:49:43,545
OH, GOD.

925
00:49:43,545 --> 00:49:46,896
WHAT ? WHY DON'’T YOU GIVE ME
ANY ATTENTION ANYMORE ?

926
00:49:46,896 --> 00:49:51,118
WHY AM I YOUR LAST PRIORITY ? WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT ?

927
00:49:51,118 --> 00:49:54,600
I GOT YOU FLOWERS AND--

928
00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:58,647
HONEY, COME ON.

929
00:49:58,647 --> 00:50:00,823
GRIFFIN AND I HAVE BEEN
HAPPILY MARRIED FOR SIX YEARS.

930
00:50:00,823 --> 00:50:03,957
AND I WOULD SAY THAT
OUR SEX LIFE IS HEALTHY.

931
00:50:03,957 --> 00:50:08,266
YOU KNOW, IT SLOWED DOWN
A LITTLE BIT, BUT WE'’RE
STILL PASSIONATE.

932
00:50:08,266 --> 00:50:12,487
IT'’S NOT REALLY THE SEX
I MISS SO MUCH AS THE AFFECTION.

933
00:50:12,487 --> 00:50:14,576
ANNIE DESCRIBED YOUR SEX LIFE
AS PASSIONATE.

934
00:50:14,576 --> 00:50:17,492
WOULD YOU SAY
THAT WAS ACCURATE ?

935
00:50:17,492 --> 00:50:20,974
NO, I WOULD NOT DESCRIBE IT
AS PASSIONATE, NO.
I WOULD NOT, NO.

936
00:50:20,974 --> 00:50:26,414
LOOK, AFTER A CERTAIN
AMOUNT OF TIME, THINGS FADE.

937
00:50:26,414 --> 00:50:30,244
AND ANYBODY WHO TELLS YOU
DIFFERENTLY IS LYING.

938
00:50:30,244 --> 00:50:33,552
IF YOU REALLY
THINK THAT, THEN WHY
DON'’T YOU SAY SOMETHING ?

939
00:50:33,552 --> 00:50:36,337
WHAT SHOULD I SAY ?I DON'’T KNOW.

940
00:50:36,337 --> 00:50:39,993
I NEVER LIKED THE GUY,
SO I WOULD SAY SOMETHING LIKE,

941
00:50:39,993 --> 00:50:44,345
"I THINK YOU'’RE A SELFISH,
IGNORANT MISOGYNIST.

942
00:50:44,345 --> 00:50:47,435
I KNOW YOU'’RE HAVING AN AFFAIR,
AND I WANT A DIVORCE."

943
00:50:47,435 --> 00:50:49,568
WHO SAID ANYTHING
ABOUT A DIVORCE ?

944
00:50:49,568 --> 00:50:52,962
YOU SAID HE CAME HOME
SMELLING OF
SOME OTHER WOMAN'’S PUSSY.

945
00:50:52,962 --> 00:50:55,008
PERFUME !
I SAID PERFUME !

946
00:50:55,008 --> 00:50:57,315
PERFUME, PUSSY, WHATEVER.
WHATEVER. LOOK.

947
00:50:57,315 --> 00:51:00,970
I KNOW WHEN A GUY
IS HAVING AN AFFAIR, AND THAT'’S
WHAT THE LITTLE SHIT IS DOING.

948
00:51:00,970 --> 00:51:03,234
YOU'’VE GOT
A COUPLE OF OPTIONS.

949
00:51:03,234 --> 00:51:06,106
YOU COULD DIVORCE
THE PRICK.

950
00:51:06,106 --> 00:51:08,978
YOU COULD STAY
AND LIVE WITH IT,

951
00:51:08,978 --> 00:51:10,980
BUT THAT'’S PATHETIC.

952
00:51:10,980 --> 00:51:13,809
OR YOU COULD, UM,

953
00:51:13,809 --> 00:51:16,421
HAVE AN AFFAIR YOURSELF.

954
00:51:16,421 --> 00:51:19,032
DO YOU THINK THAT HARRY
HAS EVER HAD AN AFFAIR ?

955
00:51:19,032 --> 00:51:22,035
I THINK THAT'’S WHAT
THAT LOG CABIN SHIT WAS ABOUT.

956
00:51:22,035 --> 00:51:24,690
YEAH, HE WANTS A PLACE
TO TAKE THEM.

957
00:51:24,690 --> 00:51:27,040
WHY DO YOU STAY
WITH HIM, THEN ?

958
00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:30,043
OR WHAT ?
GET ANOTHER DIVORCE ?

959
00:51:30,043 --> 00:51:32,567
NO WAY.
GOD, TOO MUCH WORK.

960
00:51:32,567 --> 00:51:35,179
HOW CAN YOU STAY WITH HIM
KNOWING HE'’S HAD AN AFFAIR ?

961
00:51:35,179 --> 00:51:38,269
I DON'’T KNOW.
BECAUSE...

962
00:51:38,269 --> 00:51:40,314
I DID THE SAME THING.

963
00:51:40,314 --> 00:51:43,883
YOU DID ? OH, MY GOD !
WHEN ? YOU DID ?

964
00:51:43,883 --> 00:51:47,669
WITH MY GYNO.YOUR GYNECOLOGIST ?

965
00:51:47,669 --> 00:51:50,890
OH, MY GOD ! ISN'’T THAT
ILLEGAL OR SOMETHING ?

966
00:51:50,890 --> 00:51:53,066
NO. ARE YOU KIDDING ME ?
IT'’S HEAVEN.

967
00:51:53,066 --> 00:51:57,244
THINK ABOUT IT.
IF THERE'’S ONE THING
THAT GUY KNOWS ABOUT--

968
00:51:57,244 --> 00:51:59,638
WHAT DOES HE DO ?

969
00:51:59,638 --> 00:52:02,075
WHAT DOES HE DO ?

970
00:52:02,075 --> 00:52:04,033
ANNIE'’S PROBLEM IS
SHE'’S AN IDEALIST.

971
00:52:04,033 --> 00:52:06,819
SHE ACTUALLY BELIEVES
ALL THAT SHIT ABOUT...

972
00:52:06,819 --> 00:52:10,605
TRUE LOVE AND
LIVING HAPPILY EVER AFTER.

973
00:52:10,605 --> 00:52:12,781
SHE REALLY BELIEVES
THERE ARE GOOD GUYS OUT THERE.

974
00:52:12,781 --> 00:52:16,829
SHE JUST HAS TO REMEMBER
THAT, YOU KNOW,
MEN ARE LIKE A DISEASE.

975
00:52:16,829 --> 00:52:22,051
AND, UNFORTUNATELY,
MOST OF US HAVE
ALREADY BEEN INFECTED.

976
00:52:22,051 --> 00:52:24,967
AND AS FAR AS I CAN TELL,

977
00:52:27,709 --> 00:52:30,799
THERE'’S NO CURE.

978
00:52:30,799 --> 00:52:34,107
ARE YOU FROM NEW YORK
ORIGINALLY ?YEAH, QUEENS.

979
00:52:34,107 --> 00:52:36,631
THAT'’S NOT REALLY
NEW YORK, IS IT ?

980
00:52:36,631 --> 00:52:39,765
NO, THAT'’S REALLY NEW YORK.
IN FACT, IN MY BOOK...

981
00:52:39,765 --> 00:52:42,768
THAT'’S THE REAL NEW YORK.

982
00:52:42,768 --> 00:52:46,685
WHY ? WHERE YOU FROM ?THE UPPER EAST SIDE,
BORN AND RAISED.

983
00:52:46,685 --> 00:52:49,731
THE UPPER EAST SIDE ?
THAT'’S NOT REALLY NEW YORK.

984
00:52:49,731 --> 00:52:53,431
WHAT DOES YOUR DAD DO ?
A WALL STREET GUY ?HE'’S A LAWYER.

985
00:52:53,431 --> 00:52:57,174
SO WHAT DOES HE HAVE TO DO
WITH MAKING THIS A GREAT CITY ?

986
00:52:57,174 --> 00:52:59,915
WE, ON THE OTHER HAND--
THE BRIDGE AND TUNNEL CROWD,

987
00:52:59,915 --> 00:53:02,701
THE OUTER BOROUGH FOLK--
WE'’RE THE ONES
THAT BUILT THIS CITY.

988
00:53:02,701 --> 00:53:05,573
WE GAVE OUR BLOOD AND GUTS
TO THIS TOWN. LIKE I HAVE--

989
00:53:05,573 --> 00:53:07,793
ONE OF MY GRANDFATHERS
WAS A SAND HOG.

990
00:53:07,793 --> 00:53:10,143
HELPED BUILD THE LINCOLN
AND HOLLAND TUNNELS.

991
00:53:10,143 --> 00:53:12,624
ENDED UP DYING OF EMPHYSEMA
FROM ALL THE DUST.

992
00:53:12,624 --> 00:53:16,062
I GOT ANOTHER GRANDFATHER
WHO WORKED CONSTRUCTION
ON A DOZEN SKYSCRAPERS,

993
00:53:16,062 --> 00:53:18,151
INCLUDING
THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING.

994
00:53:18,151 --> 00:53:20,675
THEN HE FALLS TO HIS DEATH
WHEN I'’M A KID.

995
00:53:20,675 --> 00:53:23,896
MY DAD WAS A COP.
GOT SHOT TWICE
WHILE ON THE JOB.

996
00:53:23,896 --> 00:53:25,767
MY MOM'’S A NURSE
AT HARLEM HOSPITAL,

997
00:53:25,767 --> 00:53:27,987
STILL SAVING LIVES
EVERY DAY.

998
00:53:27,987 --> 00:53:31,033
WE REALLY GAVE SOMETHING
TO THE CITY.

999
00:53:31,033 --> 00:53:33,993
OUR BLOOD, OUR GUTS,
OUR LIVES. WE'’RE THE ONES
THAT MADE IT GREAT.

1000
00:53:33,993 --> 00:53:37,344
THAT'’S A GREAT STORY,
BUT I CAN TRACE
MY ANCESTORS BACK...

1001
00:53:37,344 --> 00:53:40,042
TO THE ORIGINAL
DUTCH SETTLERS
IN THE 17th CENTURY.

1002
00:53:40,042 --> 00:53:42,306
AND IN MY BOOK,
THAT'’S AS REAL A NEW YORKER
AS YOU CAN GET.

1003
00:53:42,306 --> 00:53:44,438
IF YOU GREW UP IN
THE OUTER BOROUGHS,

1004
00:53:44,438 --> 00:53:48,007
YOU HAVE A GREATER APPRECIATION
OF NEW YORK THAN IF
YOU GREW UP IN MANHATTAN.

1005
00:53:48,007 --> 00:53:51,967
WE GREW UP SORT OF SEEING
THE CITY FROM A DISTANCE...

1006
00:53:51,967 --> 00:53:55,101
AND FEELING THE PULL OF IT,
LONGING FOR IT.

1007
00:53:55,101 --> 00:53:58,191
MAYBE IF YOU GREW UP HERE,
YOU KIND OF TAKE IT FOR GRANTED.

1008
00:53:58,191 --> 00:54:00,759
JESUS, YOU WEREN'’T KIDDING.
THIS IS A GREAT SPACE.

1009
00:54:00,759 --> 00:54:03,718
I THOUGHT YOU'’D LIKE IT.
OBVIOUSLY IT'’S A RAW SPACE.
YOU'’D HAVE TO BUILD IT OUT.

1010
00:54:03,718 --> 00:54:08,288
IT'’LL COST YOU SOME MONEY.
I DON'’T MEAN TO BE RUDE, BUT
WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING ?

1011
00:54:08,288 --> 00:54:13,380
I PRODUCE A TELEVISION SHOW--
ENTERTAINMENT THIS WEEK.

1012
00:54:13,380 --> 00:54:18,777
WHAT DO YOU DO THERE ?WE GO AROUND TO MOVIE PREMIERES
AND TELEVISION SHOWS...

1013
00:54:18,777 --> 00:54:20,300
AND THEN WE INTERVIEW
ALL THESE ASSHOLE CELEBRITIES
ABOUT LIKE...

1014
00:54:20,300 --> 00:54:24,173
WHO THEY'’RE FUCKING
AND HOW MUCH THEY'’RE
GETTING OVERPAID.

1015
00:54:24,173 --> 00:54:28,221
THEN BASICALLY TRY AND
HELP THEM SELL THEIR LATEST
PIECE OF CRAP PRODUCT.

1016
00:54:28,221 --> 00:54:30,919
SO YOU REALLY LIKE
THIS JOB ?YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS ?

1017
00:54:30,919 --> 00:54:32,878
WHEN I GOT OUT OF COLLEGE, I
WANTED TO BE A WRITER. THOUGHT
I'’D GO INTO JOURNALISM...

1018
00:54:32,878 --> 00:54:35,272
OR MAYBE EVEN BE
A NOVELIST.

1019
00:54:35,272 --> 00:54:39,667
BUT THE ONLY JOB I COULD GET
WAS ANSWERING PHONES
AT THE SHOW.

1020
00:54:39,667 --> 00:54:43,280
SO HERE IT IS,
TEN YEARS LATER, I'’M MAKING
A PILE OF DOUGH...

1021
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:47,327
AND IT'’S HARD TO IMAGINE
WALKING AWAY EVEN THOUGH
I KNOW, YOU KNOW,

1022
00:54:47,327 --> 00:54:49,721
IT'’D BE THE BEST THING
FOR ME.

1023
00:54:49,721 --> 00:54:52,680
SOUNDS LIKE MY MARRIAGE.

1024
00:54:52,680 --> 00:54:56,075
SO ARE YOU WRITING
ANYTHING NOW ?

1025
00:54:56,075 --> 00:54:59,600
NO. YOU KNOW, EVERY TIME
I TRY AND GET STARTED...

1026
00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:02,647
SOMETHING COMES UP
FROM WORK AND I JUST
GET DISTRACTED.

1027
00:55:02,647 --> 00:55:06,128
WELL, MAYBE ONE DAY
I'’LL BE IN BARNES AND NOBLE AND
I'’LL SEE ONE OF YOUR BOOKS...

1028
00:55:06,128 --> 00:55:08,174
AND I'’LL PICK IT UP.

1029
00:55:10,655 --> 00:55:12,439
THAT'’D BE NICE.

1030
00:55:15,094 --> 00:55:20,839
SO ANYWAY, THERE'’S THIS VIEW
OVER HERE I REALLY
WANT YOU TO SEE.

1031
00:55:20,839 --> 00:55:24,625
SO I'’M BEGINNING TO THINK
YOU'’RE NOT REALLY LOOKING
FOR AN APARTMENT.

1032
00:55:24,625 --> 00:55:29,064
WHAT DO YOU THINK ? YOU THINK
I'’M JUST USING THIS AS AN EXCUSE
TO FLIRT WITH YOU ?

1033
00:55:29,064 --> 00:55:32,154
ARE YOU FLIRTING WITH ME ?I WAS HOPING IT WAS OBVIOUS,

1034
00:55:32,154 --> 00:55:34,418
BUT I GUESS I'’M NOT DOING
THAT GOOD A JOB.

1035
00:55:34,418 --> 00:55:37,769
YOU DID SAY YOU WERE MARRIED
I THINK, RIGHT ?YEAH.

1036
00:55:37,769 --> 00:55:40,989
WELL, THAT SUCKS.
I SHOULDN'’T BE FLIRTING
WITH YOU IF YOU'’RE MARRIED.

1037
00:55:40,989 --> 00:55:43,949
NO, YOU SHOULDN'’T.
YEAH.SO--

1038
00:55:43,949 --> 00:55:47,822
WELL, I SHOULD GET GOING.
I GOTTA GET BACK
TO THE OFFICE.

1039
00:55:47,822 --> 00:55:49,998
BUT IF I SEE ANYTHING,
I'’LL CALL YOU.

1040
00:55:49,998 --> 00:55:52,174
YEAH, NO--
'’CAUSE YOU KNOW--
ALL RIGHT.

1041
00:55:52,174 --> 00:55:54,481
OKAY, BYE.CALL ME, THOUGH.

1042
00:56:00,313 --> 00:56:05,100
SO I AM GOING OUT
WITH THE GUY FROM THE
VIDEO STORE AGAIN TONIGHT.

1043
00:56:05,100 --> 00:56:08,060
OH, SECOND DATE.
PRESSURE'’S ON.

1044
00:56:08,060 --> 00:56:10,367
SO, YOU GONNA HAVE
SEX WITH HIM ?

1045
00:56:10,367 --> 00:56:13,413
I DON'’T KNOW. WHAT ?
DO YOU THINK I SHOULD ?

1046
00:56:13,413 --> 00:56:16,373
I DEFINITELY THINK YOU SHOULD.
BUT THIS TIME, GIVE HIM
A LITTLE ADVICE.

1047
00:56:16,373 --> 00:56:19,376
NO MORE COLOGNE
ON THE BALLS.

1048
00:56:19,376 --> 00:56:21,465
COME ON.
IT WASN'’T THAT BAD.

1049
00:56:21,465 --> 00:56:25,164
NO, IT WAS DISGUSTING.

1050
00:56:25,164 --> 00:56:28,080
HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS
HAVE YOU HAD IN YOUR LIFE ?

1051
00:56:28,080 --> 00:56:30,822
NOT ENTIRELY ENOUGH.

1052
00:56:30,822 --> 00:56:33,999
BUT I'’M WORKING ON IT.
RIGHT NOW, THAT'’S WHAT
I'’M WORKING ON.

1053
00:56:33,999 --> 00:56:36,349
I THINK IT'’S... SEVEN.

1054
00:56:36,349 --> 00:56:38,699
EIGHT. IS THAT BAD ?

1055
00:56:38,699 --> 00:56:41,485
I'’M 19. THAT SOUNDS
REALLY BAD.

1056
00:56:41,485 --> 00:56:44,618
WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING ME ?
I'’M A 39-YEAR-OLD MAN.

1057
00:56:44,618 --> 00:56:47,882
HOW CAN I POSSIBLY REMEMBER ?
I DON'’T KNOW.

1058
00:56:47,882 --> 00:56:50,145
A HUNDRED ?
TWO HUNDRED AND 50 ?

1059
00:56:50,145 --> 00:56:52,191
I DON'’T KNOW.
I MEAN, YOU KNOW.

1060
00:56:52,191 --> 00:56:55,194
THAT'’S THE GREAT THING
ABOUT NEW YORK. YOU WALK
DOWN THE STREET,

1061
00:56:55,194 --> 00:57:00,591
AND YOU ENCOUNTER
LIKE A THOUSAND POTENTIAL
SEXUAL PARTNERS EVERY DAY.

1062
00:57:00,591 --> 00:57:02,680
A WALK TO THE DELI
CAN BE VERY EROTIC.

1063
00:57:02,680 --> 00:57:05,639
I KNOW IT SOUNDS PATHETIC,
BUT I'’VE HAD THREE.

1064
00:57:05,639 --> 00:57:08,903
I GOT MARRIED EARLY.
I WAS 22 YEARS OLD.

1065
00:57:08,903 --> 00:57:13,212
BUT, YOU KNOW, ONE OF THEM
WAS-- IS MY HUSBAND.

1066
00:57:13,212 --> 00:57:16,607
NOT TOO MANY.
I DON'’T KNOW.
LIKE NINE OR TEN.

1067
00:57:16,607 --> 00:57:21,089
I WAS ALWAYS ONE OF THOSE GUYS
THAT'’S KIND OF BEEN IN A SERIES
OF LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIPS.

1068
00:57:21,089 --> 00:57:25,877
SO, UH, I NEVER REALLY
HAD THE OPPORTUNITY
TO PUT UP THE BIG NUMBERS.

1069
00:57:25,877 --> 00:57:29,620
SEVENTEEN. BUT, YOU KNOW,
THERE WAS NO ONE-NIGHT STANDS
OR ANYTHING.

1070
00:57:29,620 --> 00:57:32,884
I JUST DATED A LOT.
SO--

1071
00:57:35,495 --> 00:57:38,106
OH, JESUS.

1072
00:57:38,106 --> 00:57:42,633
THAT'’S THE GREETING I GET NOW ?IF I FIND YOU OUTSIDE MY DOOR,
YES. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ?

1073
00:57:42,633 --> 00:57:45,940
IT'’S NOT LIKE
I'’M STALKING YOU OR SOMETHING.YES, IT IS.

1074
00:57:45,940 --> 00:57:48,943
I CAN'’T FIND MY KEYS.
I GAVE YOU A SPARE SET.

1075
00:57:48,943 --> 00:57:51,468
I THOUGHT FOR EMERGENCIES
LIKE THIS--

1076
00:57:51,468 --> 00:57:55,123
OKAY. HOLD ON, I'’LL GET THEM.
I SHOULD HAVE SEEN THAT COMING
A MILE AWAY.

1077
00:57:55,123 --> 00:57:57,648
AREN'’T YOU GOING TO
INTRODUCE ME TO
YOUR NEW FRIEND HERE ?

1078
00:57:57,648 --> 00:58:02,348
TOMMY, THIS IS MY EX-HUSBAND,
BENJAMIN. BEN, THIS IS TOMMY.HOW YOU DOING, MAN ?

1079
00:58:02,348 --> 00:58:04,481
I'’M DOING GOOD.
I'’M GOOD.

1080
00:58:04,481 --> 00:58:06,570
THAT'’S A NICE JACKET.THANKS.

1081
00:58:06,570 --> 00:58:09,311
CAN I TALK TO YOU
FOR A SECOND IN PRIVATE ?NO.

1082
00:58:09,311 --> 00:58:13,011
MARIA, THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT.
WE HAVE SOME TALKING TO DO.NO.

1083
00:58:13,011 --> 00:58:16,580
YOU MUST HAVE ME CONFUSED WITH
SOMEONE WHO THINKS THEY HAVE
TO EXPLAIN THEMSELVES TO YOU.

1084
00:58:16,580 --> 00:58:20,322
LOOK, PAL, WILL YOU GIVE US
A SECOND HERE IN PRIVATE ?
SHE'’LL BE RIGHT BACK.

1085
00:58:20,322 --> 00:58:24,022
NO, BENJAMIN, NO.
IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME,
WE CAN DO IT OUT HERE.

1086
00:58:24,022 --> 00:58:26,720
OTHERWISE, I'’LL GO GET
YOUR KEYS AND YOU CAN
CALL ME IN THE MORNING.

1087
00:58:26,720 --> 00:58:29,680
I'’LL WAIT OUT HERE.

1088
00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:32,421
TOMMY, WOULD YOU LIKE
TO COME INSIDE ?

1089
00:58:32,421 --> 00:58:35,990
NO, I'’LL WAIT OUT HERE
WITH MY, UH-- MY PAL.

1090
00:58:35,990 --> 00:58:38,950
GET TO KNOW HIM.FINE.

1091
00:58:50,004 --> 00:58:54,748
SO, UH, WHERE ARE YOU, UH--
WHERE ARE YOU LOCATED ?

1092
00:58:54,748 --> 00:58:57,098
I'’LL CALL YOU TOMORROW.

1093
00:58:58,926 --> 00:59:01,233
YOU'’RE WELCOME, BENJAMIN. THANKS.

1094
00:59:03,452 --> 00:59:05,280
I'’M SO SORRY.

1095
00:59:14,159 --> 00:59:17,379
LOOK, YOU DON'’T HAVE
ANY DISEASES THAT I SHOULD
KNOW ABOUT, RIGHT ?

1096
00:59:20,078 --> 00:59:24,561
NO. WHY ?
YOU GOT ANY DISEASES
I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT ?

1097
00:59:24,561 --> 00:59:27,346
NO. ARE YOU SURE ?

1098
00:59:29,348 --> 00:59:32,046
I SWEAR.
ARE YOU SURE ?

1099
00:59:32,046 --> 00:59:34,875
YEAH, I'’M SURE.
I JUST HAD A TEST.

1100
00:59:37,138 --> 00:59:39,140
WELL, THAT'’S GOOD.

1101
00:59:42,013 --> 00:59:46,452
YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY
SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT
TO BRING A CONDOM, THOUGH.

1102
00:59:46,452 --> 00:59:50,108
LOOK, I'’M SORRY.
I JUST--

1103
00:59:50,108 --> 00:59:53,720
IT WAS ONLY THE SECOND DATE.
I DIDN'’T HONESTLY THINK
WE'’D GET THIS FAR.

1104
00:59:57,506 --> 00:59:59,421
YEAH, WELL--

1105
01:00:02,033 --> 01:00:07,125
I'’M REALLY SORRY TO HAVE TO
HURRY YOU LIKE THIS THIS MORNING
BUT I'’VE GOT TO GET TO WORK.

1106
01:00:07,125 --> 01:00:10,171
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU GOT
TO GET TO WORK ? I THOUGHT YOU
SAID YOU WERE A SCHOOLTEACHER.

1107
01:00:10,171 --> 01:00:13,697
YEAH, SO ? WELL, TODAY'’S SUNDAY, RIGHT ?

1108
01:00:13,697 --> 01:00:16,090
YEAH, WELL--

1109
01:00:16,090 --> 01:00:18,963
I'’M TAKING THE CLASS
ON A SCHOOL TRIP,

1110
01:00:18,963 --> 01:00:23,315
AND WE'’RE GOING
TO THE ZOO, SO--HUH.

1111
01:00:25,709 --> 01:00:28,799
WHY DON'’T YOU TAKE
THIS ONE AND I'’LL WAIT
FOR THE NEXT ONE ?

1112
01:00:28,799 --> 01:00:32,193
NO, NO, NO. I CAN'’T DO THAT.
YOU SAID YOU GOTTA
GET TO WORK, RIGHT ? SO--

1113
01:00:32,193 --> 01:00:36,371
DON'’T WORRY ABOUT IT.COME ON. YOU GOT
THE KIDS WAITING, RIGHT ?

1114
01:00:36,371 --> 01:00:39,244
I'’LL GET THE NEXT ONE.ALL RIGHT.
I'’LL SEE YOU AROUND.

1115
01:00:50,603 --> 01:00:54,694
WITH MARIA,
YOU KNOW, QUITE HONESTLY,
I DON'’T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.

1116
01:00:54,694 --> 01:00:57,958
WENT OUT A COUPLE TIMES.
I THOUGHT WE HAD
A GOOD TIME. I MEAN--

1117
01:00:57,958 --> 01:01:01,658
OBVIOUSLY, WE MUST'’VE.
WE HAD SEX THE SECOND TIME
WE WENT OUT.

1118
01:01:01,658 --> 01:01:04,573
I THINK I JUST GOT
A LITTLE FREAKED OUT
SLEEPING WITH ANOTHER GUY.

1119
01:01:04,573 --> 01:01:08,316
IT'’S NOT LIKE I DIDN'’T LIKE HIM.
IT'’S JUST THAT I HADN'’T SLEPT
WITH ANYONE SINCE BENJAMIN.

1120
01:01:08,316 --> 01:01:10,144
IT JUST GOT ME
A LITTLE SCARED.

1121
01:01:10,144 --> 01:01:13,452
AFTER THAT, SHE TRIED TO
KICK ME OUT OF THE HOUSE.

1122
01:01:13,452 --> 01:01:18,762
I CALLED HER A BUNCH OF TIMES.
SHE NEVER CALLED ME BACK. I GOT
THE HINT AND STOPPED CALLING.

1123
01:01:18,762 --> 01:01:21,895
HOW DID YOU FEEL WHEN YOU
SAW MARIA AND TOMMY TOGETHER ?

1124
01:01:21,895 --> 01:01:24,942
WHO, MY PAL ?
MY PAL TOMMY. YEAH.
IT'’S TERRIBLE.

1125
01:01:24,942 --> 01:01:28,510
SHE'’D LET A GUY LIKE THAT INTO
HER HOME. THAT'’S THE APARTMENT
I SHARED WITH HER.

1126
01:01:28,510 --> 01:01:32,427
TO THINK THAT THAT GUY WAS
SHOWERING UNDER THE SHOWER HEAD
THAT I INSTALLED...

1127
01:01:32,427 --> 01:01:34,995
MAKES ME VERY ANGRY.

1128
01:01:34,995 --> 01:01:37,781
YOU ACTUALLY PAY ATTENTION
TO YOUR HOROSCOPE ?I READ IT EVERY DAY.

1129
01:01:37,781 --> 01:01:41,001
IT'’S ACTUALLY PRETTY ACCURATE. ACCURATE ?
IN WHAT WAY ?

1130
01:01:41,001 --> 01:01:44,004
IT KEYS ME INTO WHAT
TO WATCH OUT FOR IN LIFE.

1131
01:01:44,004 --> 01:01:47,312
WHY I MAY BE FEELING
A PARTICULAR WAY
ON A CERTAIN DAY.

1132
01:01:47,312 --> 01:01:50,619
WHAT DID TODAY'’S TELL YOU ?
LET'’S SEE WHAT IT SAYS.

1133
01:01:50,619 --> 01:01:53,318
ALL RIGHT. IT SAYS--
YEAH, RIGHT.

1134
01:01:53,318 --> 01:01:57,931
"YOU HAVE HAD YOUR FILL
OF CERTAIN PEOPLE.
MAKE A CLEAN BREAK.

1135
01:01:57,931 --> 01:02:00,804
"THERE ARE, HOWEVER,
CHANGES IN THE AIR.

1136
01:02:00,804 --> 01:02:05,286
A PERSON IN UNIFORM COULD
DELIVER THE KEY TO YOUR
LOVE LIFE AND HAPPINESS."

1137
01:02:05,286 --> 01:02:07,811
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.
IT SAYS THAT ?

1138
01:02:07,811 --> 01:02:10,639
YEAH. OH, THAT'’S ME !

1139
01:02:10,639 --> 01:02:14,556
THAT IS ME. THAT'’S ME.
I AM THE MAN IN THE UNIFORM...

1140
01:02:14,556 --> 01:02:18,604
THAT CAN DELIVER THE KEY TO
YOUR LOVE LIFE AND HAPPINESS.

1141
01:02:18,604 --> 01:02:21,259
I WEAR A UNIFORM.

1142
01:02:21,259 --> 01:02:24,566
UNLESS IT'’S YOUR MAILMAN.
WHAT KIND OF RELATIONSHIP
DO YOU HAVE WITH HIM ?

1143
01:02:24,566 --> 01:02:27,482
HER. SO YOU DON'’T
HAVE TO WORRY.

1144
01:02:27,482 --> 01:02:31,486
YOU KNOW WHAT ? NO, NO, NO.
YOU SAID YOU DON'’T BUY INTO
THE WHOLE ASTROLOGY THING.

1145
01:02:31,486 --> 01:02:34,533
SO THEREFORE, THIS DOES
NOT APPLY TO US.I NEVER SAID THAT--

1146
01:02:34,533 --> 01:02:38,015
OH, YES, YOU DID.I NEVER SAID THAT I DIDN'’T
BUY INTO ASTROLOGY.

1147
01:02:38,015 --> 01:02:41,366
I SAID I WAS A LITTLE SUSPECT
OF IT. WHAT IS THIS,
THE DAILY NEWS?

1148
01:02:41,366 --> 01:02:43,803
YEAH.I'’M SURE IT'’S
A VERY ACCURATE READING.

1149
01:02:43,803 --> 01:02:47,764
IT'’S GOOD STUFF.WHAT DOES IT SAY ? THAT YOU
SHOULD MAKE A "CLEAN BREAK."

1150
01:02:47,764 --> 01:02:50,592
SEE THAT ?
WHAT DO YOU THINK
ABOUT THAT PART OF IT ?

1151
01:02:50,592 --> 01:02:54,292
LIKE I SAID,
IT HELPS ME MAKE DECISIONS.

1152
01:02:54,292 --> 01:02:58,035
HOW DID YOU END UP
WITH THIS GUY THAT
YOU'’RE WITH ANYWAY ?

1153
01:02:58,035 --> 01:03:01,516
THE MAN IS MARRIED.
HE'’S A DENTIST, RIGHT ?RIGHT.

1154
01:03:01,516 --> 01:03:05,956
HE'’S ALSO A HUNDRED YEARS OLD,
SO HE'’S GOT THREE
MAJOR STRIKES AGAINST HIM.

1155
01:03:05,956 --> 01:03:08,828
IN MY EYES,
THREE STRIKES, YOU'’RE OUT.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN ?

1156
01:03:08,828 --> 01:03:11,657
YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.

1157
01:03:11,657 --> 01:03:15,487
IT WAS JUST REALLY SIMPLE.
I WAS JUST SITTING IN THE PARK
ONE DAY BY SCHOOL.

1158
01:03:15,487 --> 01:03:18,403
- HE CAME UP TO ME
AND HE HIT ON ME.
- ARE YOU A MODEL ?

1159
01:03:20,405 --> 01:03:25,105
IF I WERE A MODEL, WHY
WOULD I BE SITTING HERE
STUDYING RIGHT NOW ?

1160
01:03:25,105 --> 01:03:29,066
THAT'’S VERY FUNNY. WELL,
YOU SHOULD BE IF YOU'’RE NOT
BECAUSE YOU'’RE VERY BEAUTIFUL.

1161
01:03:29,066 --> 01:03:32,983
YOU HAVE A VERY DIFFERENT LOOK.
YOU'’RE NOT A CLASSIC BEAUTY.

1162
01:03:32,983 --> 01:03:35,681
I THINK YOU HAVE THE LOOK
OF THE NEW MILLENNIUM.

1163
01:03:35,681 --> 01:03:39,076
"THE LOOK OF THE
NEW MILLENNIUM" ?YEAH, YEAH.

1164
01:03:39,076 --> 01:03:41,992
YOU ARE KIDDING, RIGHT ?NO, I'’M NOT KIDDING.
I'’M SERIOUS.

1165
01:03:41,992 --> 01:03:44,385
YEAH ?YEAH, I THINK
YOU DO. LOOK.

1166
01:03:44,385 --> 01:03:46,953
LOOK AT YOUR NOSE.
YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL NOSE.

1167
01:03:46,953 --> 01:03:49,651
I HAD IT FIXED
WHEN I WAS 13.REALLY ?

1168
01:03:49,651 --> 01:03:52,263
THEY DID A GREAT JOB--
A GREAT JOB.THANKS.

1169
01:03:52,263 --> 01:03:55,527
WONDERFUL.
I'’M GRIFFIN, BY THE WAY.

1170
01:03:55,527 --> 01:03:58,965
ASHLEY.NICE TO MEET YOU, ASHLEY.
BEAUTIFUL NAME.

1171
01:03:58,965 --> 01:04:02,882
SO WHAT DO YOU SAY ?
WILL YOU LET ME TAKE
YOU OUT SOMETIME OR--

1172
01:04:02,882 --> 01:04:05,624
ARE YOU MARRIED ?MARRIED ?
WHY DO YOU SAY THAT ?

1173
01:04:05,624 --> 01:04:08,453
WHERE DO YOU GET THAT FROM
THAT I'’M MARRIED ?

1174
01:04:08,453 --> 01:04:12,152
BECAUSE YOU HAVE A RING ON YOUR
FINGER. ISN'’T THAT A RING ?TECHNICALLY, I'’M MARRIED.

1175
01:04:12,152 --> 01:04:14,676
I'’M NOT
REALLY MARRIED. NO.OH.

1176
01:04:14,676 --> 01:04:17,114
WE HAVE AN UNDERSTANDING.

1177
01:04:17,114 --> 01:04:21,335
SO IS THIS UNDERSTANDING
BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR WIFE
OR YOU AND YOUR DICK ?

1178
01:04:23,033 --> 01:04:25,078
THAT'’S VERY FUNNY.
THAT'’S VERY FUNNY.

1179
01:04:25,078 --> 01:04:27,167
THE MAN IS, WHAT,
39 YEARS OLD ?

1180
01:04:27,167 --> 01:04:29,430
HOW OLD ARE YOU ?
NINETEEN.

1181
01:04:29,430 --> 01:04:32,999
WHEN YOU WERE IN FIFTH GRADE,
HE WAS 32.

1182
01:04:32,999 --> 01:04:36,960
OR LIKE WHEN HE WAS MY AGE,
YOU WERE JUST BEING BORN.YEAH, I KNOW.

1183
01:04:36,960 --> 01:04:39,136
OR LIKE WHEN, LET'’S SAY--

1184
01:04:39,136 --> 01:04:44,489
I GET THE POINT.
YOU HAVE TO ADMIT, AS YOU GET
OLDER, THE AGE GAP DOES SHORTEN.

1185
01:04:44,489 --> 01:04:48,014
MAYBE IF YOU WERE 60
AND HE WAS 80,
IT WOULDN'’T SEEM SO WEIRD.

1186
01:04:48,014 --> 01:04:52,540
BUT, HONESTLY, I THOUGHT
HE WAS YOUR FATHER. I BET
A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK THAT.

1187
01:04:52,540 --> 01:04:56,153
YOU KNOW,
WE DON'’T REALLY GO OUT
A WHOLE LOT IN PUBLIC.

1188
01:04:56,153 --> 01:04:59,286
BUT YOU'’D BE SURPRISED.
MOST YOUNG GIRLS DO WANNA
GO FOR OLDER GUYS...

1189
01:04:59,286 --> 01:05:03,377
BECAUSE MOST YOUNG GUYS,
THEY JUST WANNA SCREW
AS MANY GIRLS AS POSSIBLE.

1190
01:05:03,377 --> 01:05:05,684
THEY DON'’T WANT A COMMITMENT.
THEY JUST WANT A LOT
OF CONQUESTS.

1191
01:05:05,684 --> 01:05:08,165
HERE YOU GO.

1192
01:05:08,165 --> 01:05:11,472
WHAT KIND OF COMMITMENT
DOES A MARRIED GUY
GIVE YOU ?

1193
01:05:15,520 --> 01:05:17,739
SO WHAT WOULD I
BE TO YOU ?

1194
01:05:17,739 --> 01:05:21,134
WHAT, JUST ANOTHER NOTCH
ON YOUR BELT ?

1195
01:05:21,134 --> 01:05:24,181
ASHLEY, ARE YOU--
ARE YOU KIDDING ME ?

1196
01:05:24,181 --> 01:05:28,185
ARE YOU CRAZY ?
DO YOU KNOW THAT
I WOULD MARRY YOU ?

1197
01:05:28,185 --> 01:05:32,015
I WOULD MARRY YOU TODAY
IF YOU SAY YES TO ME.
I SWEAR.

1198
01:05:32,015 --> 01:05:35,801
NO.COME ON. LET ME TAKE YOU
OUT ON A DATE. GREAT TIME.

1199
01:05:35,801 --> 01:05:38,717
I'’M THE MAN IN THE UNIFORM,
YOU KNOW.

1200
01:05:40,675 --> 01:05:42,590
WHAT DO YOU SAY,
PLEASE ?

1201
01:05:48,031 --> 01:05:49,946
YEAH, REALLY ?OKAY.

1202
01:05:53,471 --> 01:05:55,777
WHY ARE YOU WEARING
HANDCUFFS ?

1203
01:05:55,777 --> 01:05:59,390
CRAZY GIRL, BAD BREATH,
NO SEX AND SHE LOST THE KEY.

1204
01:05:59,390 --> 01:06:03,263
THAT'’S NOT GOOD.NO. NO, THAT'’S NOT GOOD.
THAT'’S NOT GOOD AT ALL.

1205
01:06:03,263 --> 01:06:07,093
WHAT ABOUT YOU ? YOU STILL
CHASING AFTER THAT WAITRESS WHO
IS SO WAY BEYOND YOUR LEAGUE ?

1206
01:06:07,093 --> 01:06:10,270
AS A MATTER OF FACT,
I HAVE A DATE WITH HER
THIS WEEKEND.

1207
01:06:10,270 --> 01:06:15,275
THAT'’S GREAT.
NO, I'’M HAPPY FOR YOU.
DOUCHE BAG.

1208
01:06:15,275 --> 01:06:19,105
♪ CRAZY GIRL
BAD BREATH, NO SEX ♪DON'’T.

1209
01:06:19,105 --> 01:06:22,891
♪ AND SHE LOST THE KEY ♪♪DON'’T PUSH MY BUTTONS.
I'’M REALLY RIGHT HERE.

1210
01:06:22,891 --> 01:06:26,286
I DON'’T KNOW IF HE HAS
A PROBLEM, BUT I GOTTA TELL YOU,
AFTER HIS DIVORCE,

1211
01:06:26,286 --> 01:06:28,854
HE WAS LIKE FUCKED UP
IN THE HEAD, YOU KNOW.

1212
01:06:28,854 --> 01:06:31,857
LIKE HE WANTED TO SCREW
EVERYTHING THAT WASN'’T
NAILED DOWN.

1213
01:06:31,857 --> 01:06:34,555
BUT THAT'’S NOT BEN.

1214
01:06:34,555 --> 01:06:39,038
BEN, REALLY, HE WANTS TO BE
IN A MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP.

1215
01:06:39,038 --> 01:06:41,084
I HOPE IT WORKS OUT
WITH THAT WAITRESS.

1216
01:06:42,607 --> 01:06:45,088
THIS IS VERY UPSETTING.

1217
01:06:45,088 --> 01:06:48,569
THESE ARE SOME CLASSIC ALBUMS
YOU'’RE REJECTING.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?

1218
01:06:48,569 --> 01:06:52,486
HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THESE
ALBUMS ? THESE ARE RECORDS
THAT SHAPED ROCK AND ROLL.

1219
01:06:52,486 --> 01:06:57,970
SHAPED THE WORLD WE LIVE IN.I DON'’T LISTEN TO THIS KIND
OF MUSIC. THIS IS YOUR KIND.

1220
01:06:57,970 --> 01:07:02,322
THESE GUYS, THEY'’RE DEAD.
THEY'’RE ALL DEAD. THEY WERE
DEAD BEFORE I WAS EVEN BORN.

1221
01:07:02,322 --> 01:07:07,240
MORRISON AND HENDRIX, YEAH.
BUT LIKE THE ROLLING STONES,
LIKE ONLY ONE GUY DIED.

1222
01:07:07,240 --> 01:07:11,288
REALLY EARLY ON IN THE
ROLLING STONES. THEY REPLACED
HIM AND THEY WERE STILL GREAT.

1223
01:07:11,288 --> 01:07:16,858
I THINK THAT THE MOST MANDATORY
ALBUM, IF WE'’RE GONNA START
A RECORD COLLECTION FOR YOU,

1224
01:07:16,858 --> 01:07:18,947
IS EXILE ON MAIN STREET.

1225
01:07:18,947 --> 01:07:21,733
THIS IS A NO-BRAINER.OKAY.

1226
01:07:21,733 --> 01:07:25,911
AND-AND, LIKE--
WE'’RE GONNA HAVE TO GET
SOME ZEPPELIN FOR YOU...

1227
01:07:25,911 --> 01:07:27,956
BECAUSE OTHERWISE--

1228
01:07:27,956 --> 01:07:31,482
ZEPPELIN I. THIS IS
POSSIBLY THE GREATEST--

1229
01:07:31,482 --> 01:07:35,312
NO, IT IS POSSIBLY
THE GREATEST DEBUT ALBUM
OF ALL TIME.

1230
01:07:35,312 --> 01:07:38,097
EXCEPT OF COURSE
GREETINGS FROM ASBURY PARK.

1231
01:07:38,097 --> 01:07:41,796
YOU HAVE TO HAVE THIS.
OKAY ?NEW JERSEY.

1232
01:07:41,796 --> 01:07:44,321
YOU'’RE GOOD. YOU'’RE SET.
YOU'’RE SO GOOD NOW.OKAY, I--

1233
01:07:44,321 --> 01:07:47,367
ARE YOU SURE I'’M GONNA
LIKE THESE ? THERE'’S LIKE
80 ZILLION RECORDS IN HERE.

1234
01:07:47,367 --> 01:07:51,502
I AM POSITIVE. HONESTLY,
IF YOU DON'’T LIKE THESE,
YOU HAVE PROBLEMS.

1235
01:07:51,502 --> 01:07:55,245
WE'’RE GONNA HAVE PROBLEMS HERE.
IF YOU CAN'’T SEE THE BEAUTY
AND LIKE THE POETRY...

1236
01:07:55,245 --> 01:08:00,728
AND THE MAJESTY AND...
LIKE THE BRILLIANCE
OF THESE ALBUMS,

1237
01:08:00,728 --> 01:08:03,035
THEN I DON'’T KNOW--
I DON'’T KNOW WHAT'’S
WRONG WITH YOU.

1238
01:08:03,035 --> 01:08:07,996
YOU HAVE A DEFICIENCY
IN YOUR SOUL OR SOMETHING.
NO, I'’M ONLY KIDDING.

1239
01:08:07,996 --> 01:08:10,912
CAN I BE HONEST WITH YOU ?I HOPE YOU'’RE ALWAYS
HONEST WITH ME.

1240
01:08:10,912 --> 01:08:14,916
I AM. I AM, TOTALLY.
BUT I THINK THAT THIS
IS REALLY IMPORTANT.

1241
01:08:14,916 --> 01:08:18,006
I THINK YOU'’RE
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN
I'’VE EVER KNOWN.

1242
01:08:18,006 --> 01:08:20,487
YOU'’RE KIND.
YOU'’RE SO SWEET.

1243
01:08:20,487 --> 01:08:24,317
I DON'’T KNOW. I THINK I'’M
FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOU.BENNY, YOU'’RE SWEET.

1244
01:08:24,317 --> 01:08:27,015
SWEET, SWEET, SWEET.
YOU ARE.I'’M SWEET.

1245
01:08:27,015 --> 01:08:30,062
I'’M NOT REALLY THAT SWEET.
I'’M REALLY A SAVAGE.OH, REALLY ?

1246
01:08:30,062 --> 01:08:34,022
I'’M A FUCKING WILD MAN.
YOU JUST HAVE TO LET ME
SHOW YOU THAT SIDE OF MYSELF.

1247
01:08:34,022 --> 01:08:39,027
NO, NO, NO.
I LIKE THE SWEET SIDE.
I KNOW ENOUGH SAVAGES ALREADY.

1248
01:08:39,027 --> 01:08:42,988
YEAH. YEAH, BUT
I'’M A SAVAGE WITH
A VERY SWEET SIDE.

1249
01:08:44,859 --> 01:08:46,774
YEAH ?

1250
01:08:56,044 --> 01:08:59,613
PLUS, I'’M THE MAN
IN THE UNIFORM.
ALL RIGHT ?

1251
01:08:59,613 --> 01:09:01,528
YEAH.

1252
01:09:03,051 --> 01:09:05,489
I TOLD YOU THAT I WOULD
MAKE MORE TIME FOR YOU.

1253
01:09:05,489 --> 01:09:09,057
I TOOK YOU OUT
TO DINNER, DIDN'’T I ?IT'’S NOT THAT.

1254
01:09:09,057 --> 01:09:11,451
IT'’S JUST THAT
I'’M NOT HAPPY ANYMORE.

1255
01:09:11,451 --> 01:09:14,193
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO ?
I-I-I CANNOT GET A DIVORCE.

1256
01:09:14,193 --> 01:09:16,413
I DON'’T WANT YOU
TO DO ANYTHING.

1257
01:09:16,413 --> 01:09:20,112
I JUST DON'’T WANT TO BE
WITH YOU ANYMORE.DID YOU MEET SOMEBODY ELSE ?

1258
01:09:20,112 --> 01:09:22,854
NO.COME ON. WHO IS IT ?
WHO'’S THE GUY ?

1259
01:09:22,854 --> 01:09:25,770
WHAT'’D YOU MEET,
SOME OTHER GUY WITH
A BIG COCK OR SOMETHING ?

1260
01:09:25,770 --> 01:09:29,513
NOBODY YOU'’D KNOW.OH, SO THERE IS SOMEBODY
ELSE. WHAT IS HE ?

1261
01:09:29,513 --> 01:09:32,124
SOME LITTLE KID THAT YOU GO
WALKING IN THE PARK WITH.

1262
01:09:32,124 --> 01:09:35,040
YOU HOLD HIS HAND
AND GO TO THE MOVIES WITH...

1263
01:09:35,040 --> 01:09:37,999
AND THEN YOU HOLD HIS
HUGE COCK IN THE MOVIE,
IS THAT WHAT HAPPENS ?

1264
01:09:37,999 --> 01:09:40,698
GRIFFIN, I REALLY DON'’T THINK
YOU'’RE IN A POSITION
TO TELL PEOPLE...

1265
01:09:40,698 --> 01:09:44,267
WHAT THEY CAN AND CAN'’T DO
OR WHO THEY CAN AND CAN'’T
BE WITH, OKAY ?

1266
01:09:44,267 --> 01:09:46,573
MY POSITION IS A LITTLE
DIFFERENT, ALL RIGHT ?

1267
01:09:46,573 --> 01:09:49,054
I JUST CAN'’T STOP
SEEING MY WIFE.

1268
01:09:54,973 --> 01:09:56,757
YOU'’RE GONNA REGRET THIS.MAYBE ?

1269
01:09:56,757 --> 01:09:58,933
BUT I DOUBT IT.

1270
01:10:02,198 --> 01:10:04,504
EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT,
GRIFF ?

1271
01:10:06,463 --> 01:10:09,553
WHAT DO YOU THINK ?
THAT LITTLE GIRL
IS DRIVING ME CRAZY.

1272
01:10:09,553 --> 01:10:11,642
WHY DO YOU KEEP
DOING THIS TO YOURSELF ?

1273
01:10:11,642 --> 01:10:15,950
HOW MANY GIRLS DO YOU
HAVE TO SCREW BEFORE
YOU REALIZE YOU CAN GET LAID ?

1274
01:10:19,040 --> 01:10:23,697
THAT'’S GREAT.
I DON'’T THINK THE PATIENT
IN THE BACK ROOM HEARD YOU.

1275
01:10:23,697 --> 01:10:26,874
WHAT WAS THAT ?NOTHING.

1276
01:10:26,874 --> 01:10:32,315
DOCTOR ? DOCTOR.I'’LL BE RIGHT THERE, MRS. BASS.

1277
01:10:32,315 --> 01:10:34,491
DO ME A FAVOR, CAROL.

1278
01:10:34,491 --> 01:10:39,147
SEND ONE DOZEN FLOWERS
TO THE WASHINGTON SQUARE STREET
ADDRESS WITH A NOTE...

1279
01:10:39,147 --> 01:10:43,804
THAT SAYS,
"I'’M SORRY. I'’M SORRY.
WHAT CAN I DO ?"

1280
01:10:43,804 --> 01:10:46,720
OKAY ?WHERE'’S MY FLOWERS ?

1281
01:10:46,720 --> 01:10:48,896
YOUR FLOWERS ?YEAH.

1282
01:10:50,376 --> 01:10:52,204
DON'’T START WITH ME.
PLEASE DON'’T.

1283
01:10:52,204 --> 01:10:57,035
PLEASE. WITH YOU AND
THEN SIGMUND FREUD
OVER THERE--

1284
01:10:57,035 --> 01:10:59,037
DOCTOR.I'’M COMING, MRS. BASS.

1285
01:10:59,037 --> 01:11:01,082
I'’M READY FOR THAT
EXTRACTION NOW.

1286
01:11:01,082 --> 01:11:03,346
WAIT A SECOND. WHAT'’S WRONG ?

1287
01:11:03,346 --> 01:11:07,915
OKAY. NOTHING.
JUST MOVE DOWN.
MOVE DOWN A LITTLE LOWER.

1288
01:11:07,915 --> 01:11:10,309
THERE YOU GO.
IS THAT IT ? YES.

1289
01:11:10,309 --> 01:11:13,269
NO, YOU'’RE NOT
GOING IN THERE. I'’M NOT TRYING TO GO IN THERE.

1290
01:11:13,269 --> 01:11:15,793
I COULD USE A COMPASS,
THOUGH.

1291
01:11:15,793 --> 01:11:18,622
IT'’S WEIRD. I'’VE NEVER MADE
LOVE WITH A VIRGIN BEFORE.

1292
01:11:18,622 --> 01:11:23,496
YOU'’RE REAL CUTE.
SERIOUSLY, LET ME ENTER BECAUSE
I'’M ABOUT TO SPLOOGE AS IT IS.

1293
01:11:25,890 --> 01:11:29,067
WHO THE FUCK IS THAT ?
YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME ?SHOULD I GET IT ?

1294
01:11:29,067 --> 01:11:31,112
NO.I'’M GONNA GET IT.

1295
01:11:31,112 --> 01:11:34,594
DON'’T GO GET THE DOOR.
WHO IN THE FUCK IS THIS ?COULD BE IMPORTANT.

1296
01:11:41,601 --> 01:11:44,125
GO AWAY !I WANNA TALK TO YOU, ASH.

1297
01:11:44,125 --> 01:11:48,652
I DON'’T WANNA TALK TO YOU. WELL, TOO FUCKING BAD ABOUT
YOU.LET ME IN. COME ON.

1298
01:11:48,652 --> 01:11:51,698
NO. I'’M BUSY.
GET THE FUCK OUT.

1299
01:11:51,698 --> 01:11:56,094
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'’RE BUSY ?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ? YOU GOT THAT
LITTLE QUEER BOYFRIEND THERE ?

1300
01:11:56,094 --> 01:11:59,402
GRIFFIN, GET THE FUCK
AWAY FROM THE DOOR !

1301
01:11:59,402 --> 01:12:02,666
YOU DON'’T UNDERSTAND.
I'’M GOING TO LEAVE MY WIFE.

1302
01:12:02,666 --> 01:12:05,669
CAN I TELL YOU, GRIFFIN,
THAT I DON'’T CARE ?WHAT DO YOU MEAN ?

1303
01:12:05,669 --> 01:12:07,975
I DON'’T CARE.YOU DON'’T CARE ?

1304
01:12:07,975 --> 01:12:13,285
YOU BREAK UP MY MARRIAGE
AND YOU TELL ME YOU DON'’T CARE ?
OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR !

1305
01:12:13,285 --> 01:12:16,244
OPEN THIS FUCKING DOOR ! I'’M NOT OPENING
THE DOOR !

1306
01:12:16,244 --> 01:12:19,160
OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR
RIGHT NOW ! WHO THE FUCK
IS IN THERE WITH YOU ?

1307
01:12:19,160 --> 01:12:22,250
GRIFFIN, GET AWAY
FROM THE FUCKING DOOR !THIS IS WHAT YOU DO ?

1308
01:12:22,250 --> 01:12:26,080
THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT ? AFTER
EVERYTHING I'’VE DONE FOR YOU,
THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT ME ?

1309
01:12:26,080 --> 01:12:27,908
THAT'’S NICE.

1310
01:12:43,837 --> 01:12:45,883
CHRIST.

1311
01:12:45,883 --> 01:12:50,148
THIS BUILDING IS LIKE
SODOM AND GOMORRAH TONIGHT.

1312
01:12:50,148 --> 01:12:52,890
YOU GIRLS NEED A HAND
OVER THERE ?

1313
01:12:52,890 --> 01:12:55,806
FUCK OFF, SCUMBAG.

1314
01:12:55,806 --> 01:12:57,677
NICE, NICE.

1315
01:13:15,216 --> 01:13:18,002
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN
ALL NIGHT ?I WAS AT THE GYM.

1316
01:13:18,002 --> 01:13:20,483
OH, AGAIN ?YEAH, YEAH.

1317
01:13:24,748 --> 01:13:28,229
GRIFFIN, I HAVE TO
TALK TO YOU.WHAT, HONEY ?

1318
01:13:28,229 --> 01:13:32,712
UM, OKAY, THIS IS HARD
FOR ME TO SAY BECAUSE I'’M AFRAID
OF WHAT THE ANSWER MIGHT BE,

1319
01:13:32,712 --> 01:13:37,587
BUT I JUST CAN'’T LIVE MY LIFE
FEELING THE WAY I'’M FEELING
AND NOT SAYING IT.

1320
01:13:37,587 --> 01:13:41,199
OKAY.ARE YOU HAVING AN AFFAIR ?

1321
01:13:41,199 --> 01:13:43,854
WHAT ? AM I HAVING
AN AFFAIR ?

1322
01:13:43,854 --> 01:13:46,334
WHAT-- WHY WOULD YOU
SAY SUCH A THING ?

1323
01:13:46,334 --> 01:13:49,294
HOW CAN I NOT ASK YOU ?
YOU'’RE NOT AVAILABLE
EMOTIONALLY ANYMORE.

1324
01:13:49,294 --> 01:13:53,211
YOU COME HOME LATE SOME NIGHTS
AND YOU IMMEDIATELY
TAKE A SHOWER.

1325
01:13:53,211 --> 01:13:56,649
WE BARELY MAKE LOVE.
YOU NEVER TALK ABOUT
HAVING KIDS.

1326
01:13:56,649 --> 01:14:00,218
YOU CAME HOME THAT ONE NIGHT,
YOU SMELLED LIKE PERFUME.

1327
01:14:00,218 --> 01:14:04,440
SOMETIMES I HEAR YOU
HAVING LATE-NIGHT PHONE
CONVERSATIONS WHISPERING.

1328
01:14:05,919 --> 01:14:09,009
OKAY. ALL RIGHT.

1329
01:14:09,009 --> 01:14:13,057
I CAN UNDERSTAND
FROM WHERE YOU'’RE SITTING
THAT IT WOULD SEEM LIKE THAT.

1330
01:14:13,057 --> 01:14:16,234
BUT I HAVE A GOOD EXCUSE
FOR EVERY SINGLE THING
YOU SAID.

1331
01:14:16,234 --> 01:14:19,063
NUMBER ONE: LANCE IS WORKING
MY ASS OFF AT WORK.

1332
01:14:19,063 --> 01:14:21,282
SO WHEN I COME HOME,
I'’M JUST TIRED.

1333
01:14:21,282 --> 01:14:24,634
AND WHEN I COME HOME LATE,
I COME DIRECTLY FROM THE GYM
AND I SHOWER HERE...

1334
01:14:24,634 --> 01:14:27,767
BECAUSE YOU KNOW
I DON'’T LIKE TO SHOWER
IN FRONT OF OTHER MEN.

1335
01:14:27,767 --> 01:14:31,292
AS FAR AS THE PERFUME
GOES, I DON'’T KNOW WHAT
YOU'’RE TALKING ABOUT.

1336
01:14:31,292 --> 01:14:34,818
I TOLD YOU IT WAS MY COLOGNE.
IF YOU DON'’T WANT ME
TO WEAR IT, I'’LL GET RID OF IT.

1337
01:14:34,818 --> 01:14:38,648
I'’LL NEVER WEAR IT AGAIN.
AND AS FAR AS
THE PHONE CALL GOES,

1338
01:14:38,648 --> 01:14:42,782
I WAS PROBABLY TALKING TO A
FRIEND OF MINE-- PROBABLY HARRY
ABOUT HIS GODDAMN SEX LIFE,

1339
01:14:42,782 --> 01:14:45,393
AND I DIDN'’T WANNA
WAKE YOU UP.

1340
01:14:45,393 --> 01:14:50,311
WHY AFTER SIX YEARS OF MARRIAGE
ARE YOU SUDDENLY SO CONCERNED
ABOUT THE SIZE OF YOUR PENIS ?

1341
01:14:50,311 --> 01:14:54,011
BECAUSE I READ THAT ARTICLE.
I TOLD YOU ABOUT
THE ARTICLE I READ...

1342
01:14:54,011 --> 01:14:56,666
IN THE MAGAZINE--
THE MEN'’S MAGAZINE.

1343
01:14:56,666 --> 01:14:59,973
THE AVERAGE SIZE
OF THE PENIS IS, YOU KNOW--

1344
01:14:59,973 --> 01:15:03,760
ARE YOU FUCKING SOMEONE ELSE ?
THAT'’S WHAT I'’M WONDERING.STOP WITH THAT QUESTION !

1345
01:15:03,760 --> 01:15:07,764
YOU'’RE FEELING IS IT BIG
ENOUGH ? '’CAUSE YOU NEVER
WORRIED ABOUT THAT WITH ME.

1346
01:15:07,764 --> 01:15:11,289
I'’M WORRIED
ABOUT IT WITH YOU.YOU DON'’T SEEM WORRIED.

1347
01:15:11,289 --> 01:15:14,640
WELL, I AM WORRIED !IF YOU WERE WORRIED, THEN YOU'’D
COME HOME RIGHT AFTER WORK,

1348
01:15:14,640 --> 01:15:18,078
I'’M GOING TO THE GYM.NOT THREE HOURS LATER
AND LEAVE ME SITTING ALONE.

1349
01:15:18,078 --> 01:15:20,733
- I'’M DOING PENIS EXERCISES.
I'’M JOKING.
- THAT'’S REALLY FUNNY.

1350
01:15:20,733 --> 01:15:23,606
SO YOU THINK EVERYTHING
SEEMS NORMAL ?

1351
01:15:23,606 --> 01:15:28,262
I'’M NOT SAYING EVERYTHING
SEEMS NORMAL. IT SEEMS LIKE
IT IS WHAT I JUST TOLD YOU.

1352
01:15:28,262 --> 01:15:31,004
WHICH IS MOSTLY I'’M TIRED.

1353
01:15:31,004 --> 01:15:34,007
I WON'’T GO TO THE GYM
ANYMORE. I JUST WON'’T.

1354
01:15:34,007 --> 01:15:38,316
FORGET IT. I'’LL JUST
COME RIGHT HOME.

1355
01:15:38,316 --> 01:15:42,363
THAT'’S AN INDULGENCE
THAT I GIVE MYSELF BECAUSE
IT MAKES ME FEEL BETTER.

1356
01:15:42,363 --> 01:15:45,453
IF YOU DON'’T WANT ME
TO DO IT, I WON'’T DO IT.
IT'’S FINE. FORGET ABOUT IT.

1357
01:15:45,453 --> 01:15:49,283
I'’LL WAKE UP AT 4:00
IN THE MORNING AND EXERCISE.SO ARE YOU HAPPY ?

1358
01:15:49,283 --> 01:15:51,503
AM I HAPPY ?
I'’M EXHAUSTED.

1359
01:15:51,503 --> 01:15:55,159
I'’M EXHAUSTED, BUT OTHER
THAN THAT, I'’M HAPPY.

1360
01:15:55,159 --> 01:15:59,293
YOU'’RE REALLY HAPPY ?I'’M NOT SAYING
I'’M REALLY HAPPY.

1361
01:15:59,293 --> 01:16:02,819
BUT I'’M SAYING
THAT I'’M TIRED, YOU KNOW.

1362
01:16:02,819 --> 01:16:05,082
I'’M TIRED TOO.

1363
01:16:05,082 --> 01:16:08,564
IS IT LOVE
OR SEX THAT MAKES US SO CONFUSED
IN OUR RELATIONSHIPS ?

1364
01:16:08,564 --> 01:16:11,654
WELL, I THINK THAT IT'’S SEX
BECAUSE, YOU KNOW,

1365
01:16:11,654 --> 01:16:14,091
LOVE IS EITHER THERE
OR IT'’S NOT.

1366
01:16:14,091 --> 01:16:17,268
AND I THINK SEX
CAN BE TRICKY SOMETIMES.

1367
01:16:17,268 --> 01:16:21,968
IS IT LOVE OR SEX
THAT FUCKS US UP ?
BOTH.

1368
01:16:21,968 --> 01:16:24,492
MAYBE IT'’S THE LOVE
OF SEX THAT FUCKS US UP.

1369
01:16:24,492 --> 01:16:26,930
- I DON'’T KNOW.
- I DON'’T KNOW.
I'’M NOT SCREWED UP.

1370
01:16:26,930 --> 01:16:31,021
I THINK PEOPLE HAVE A PROBLEM
MIXING UP THE TWO TOGETHER AND
MISTAKING ONE FOR THE OTHER.

1371
01:16:31,021 --> 01:16:33,806
- I DON'’T HAVE THAT PROBLEM.
- I DON'’T KNOW, YOU KNOW.

1372
01:16:33,806 --> 01:16:35,591
I'’M CATHOLIC,
SO PROBABLY SEX.

1373
01:16:37,941 --> 01:16:40,857
HEY, YOU.
WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'’ HERE ? HI.

1374
01:16:40,857 --> 01:16:43,337
HOW YOU DOIN'’ ? EH. HOW ARE YOU ?

1375
01:16:43,337 --> 01:16:45,470
I'’M GOOD, GOOD.

1376
01:16:45,470 --> 01:16:48,212
WHAT DO YOU GOT THERE ?I HEARD IT WAS GOOD.

1377
01:16:48,212 --> 01:16:50,910
IT'’S GREAT.
HE'’S A TERRIFIC WRITER.

1378
01:16:54,435 --> 01:16:57,830
IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT ?
YOU SEEM KIND OF
A LITTLE DOWN.

1379
01:16:57,830 --> 01:17:00,877
NO. NO, I JUST HAVE
A LOT ON MY MIND.

1380
01:17:00,877 --> 01:17:03,967
CAN I ASK YOU
A PERSONAL QUESTION ?YEAH, SURE.

1381
01:17:03,967 --> 01:17:06,926
YOU'’VE HAD A LONG-TERM
GIRLFRIEND, RIGHT ?YEAH.

1382
01:17:06,926 --> 01:17:09,363
DID YOU EVER CHEAT ON HER ?

1383
01:17:09,363 --> 01:17:13,063
UM, NO. NOT REALLY.

1384
01:17:13,063 --> 01:17:16,936
WHAT DO YOU MEAN "NOT REALLY" ?
EITHER YOU DID OR
YOU DIDN'’T, RIGHT ?

1385
01:17:16,936 --> 01:17:20,679
WELL, DEFINE--
DEFINE "CHEATING."

1386
01:17:22,376 --> 01:17:24,683
HAVING SEX WITH SOMEONE
OTHER THAN YOUR GIRLFRIEND.

1387
01:17:24,683 --> 01:17:28,600
YOU MEAN SEX,
LIKE IN PENETRATION ?

1388
01:17:28,600 --> 01:17:33,474
SO YOU MAY HAVE KISSED SOMEBODY,
BUT YOU DIDN'’T ACTUALLY HAVE SEX
WITH THEM, OR INTERCOURSE ?

1389
01:17:35,128 --> 01:17:38,305
UH, NO, WE DEFINITELY
DID NOT HAVE, UM, INTERCOURSE.

1390
01:17:38,305 --> 01:17:41,004
BUT WE DID KISS, SO--

1391
01:17:41,004 --> 01:17:44,747
WELL, IN MY BOOK,
THAT IS CHEATING.

1392
01:17:44,747 --> 01:17:49,360
LOOK, IN MY BOOK TOO.
I'’M SORRY IT EVER
HAPPENED, BUT--

1393
01:17:49,360 --> 01:17:53,625
WHY DID YOU DO IT ?
WERE YOU NOT ATTRACTED
TO HER ANYMORE ?

1394
01:17:53,625 --> 01:17:58,021
NO. I DON'’T THINK PEOPLE
CHEAT BECAUSE THEY'’RE NOT
ATTRACTED TO SOMEBODY ANYMORE.

1395
01:17:58,021 --> 01:18:01,851
YOU CHEAT BECAUSE
YOU'’RE NOT IN LOVE ANYMORE.
THAT'’S WHY YOU CHEAT.

1396
01:18:01,851 --> 01:18:04,723
I THINK MY HUSBAND
IS HAVING AN AFFAIR.

1397
01:18:04,723 --> 01:18:07,421
JESUS.

1398
01:18:07,421 --> 01:18:09,554
WHY DO YOU THINK THAT ?

1399
01:18:09,554 --> 01:18:13,950
LITTLE THINGS.LITTLE THINGS
LIKE WHAT ?

1400
01:18:13,950 --> 01:18:18,868
COMING HOME LATE.
A SUSPICIOUS WEEKEND MEETING
OUT OF TOWN.

1401
01:18:18,868 --> 01:18:22,480
LATE-NIGHT PHONE CALLS
WHERE I HEAR HIM WHISPERING.

1402
01:18:22,480 --> 01:18:26,963
ONE TIME HE CAME HOME,
HE SMELLED LIKE PERFUME.
HE SAID IT WAS HIS NEW COLOGNE.

1403
01:18:29,052 --> 01:18:32,316
AND WHAT, YOU ONLY THINK
HE'’S HAVING AN AFFAIR ?

1404
01:18:32,316 --> 01:18:36,059
I CONFRONTED HIM, AND HE
DENIED IT. BUT HE CAN BE
VERY CONVINCING.

1405
01:18:36,059 --> 01:18:39,018
- SO ARE YOU EVEN HAPPY
WITH THIS GUY ?
- NO.

1406
01:18:39,018 --> 01:18:41,151
THEN WHY STAY WITH HIM ?

1407
01:18:41,151 --> 01:18:44,937
EVEN IF HE WASN'’T CHEATING
ON YOU, WHY STAY IN
AN UNHAPPY MARRIAGE ?

1408
01:18:44,937 --> 01:18:49,550
UM, I GUESS, YOU KNOW,
MY PARENTS GOT A DIVORCE
WHEN I WAS A KID.

1409
01:18:49,550 --> 01:18:53,511
AND I NEVER FORGAVE THEM
FOR NOT TRYING HARDER
TO STAY TOGETHER.

1410
01:18:53,511 --> 01:18:56,296
I JUST DIDN'’T WANNA BE
LIKE THEM. I DIDN'’T WANNA
BE THAT KIND OF PERSON.

1411
01:18:56,296 --> 01:18:58,734
I THINK YOU GOTTA
GIVE YOURSELF A BREAK.

1412
01:18:58,734 --> 01:19:02,085
IT'’S NOT YOUR FAULT
YOUR HUSBAND'’S A SCUMBAG.

1413
01:19:02,085 --> 01:19:05,958
I'’M SORRY TO SAY THAT,
BUT IF HE'’S CHEATING
ON YOU, HE IS.

1414
01:19:05,958 --> 01:19:09,266
I'’M SURE THERE'’S THOUSANDS
OF GUYS WHO WOULD BE DYING
TO GO OUT WITH YOU.

1415
01:19:09,266 --> 01:19:12,095
IF YOU DIVORCE THIS PRICK,
YOU CALL ME THAT DAY.

1416
01:19:12,095 --> 01:19:14,575
I'’LL JUMP ON A PLANE NO MATTER
WHERE I AM IN THE COUNTRY.

1417
01:19:14,575 --> 01:19:17,274
I'’LL FLY BACK HERE.
I'’LL TAKE YOU OUT THAT NIGHT.

1418
01:19:17,274 --> 01:19:20,973
SO YOU THINK I SHOULD GO
FROM AN UNFAITHFUL HUSBAND
TO A GUY WHO THINKS...

1419
01:19:20,973 --> 01:19:24,237
THAT KISSING A GIRL
OTHER THAN HIS GIRLFRIEND
IS NOTCONSIDERED CHEATING ?

1420
01:19:24,237 --> 01:19:28,720
IT'’S NOT LIKE I'’M SITTING HERE
DEFENDING THOSE ACTIONS. I KNOW
THAT WAS A SCUMBAG THING TO DO.

1421
01:19:28,720 --> 01:19:30,853
WOULD YOU DO IT AGAIN ? I KNOW I WOULDN'’T.

1422
01:19:30,853 --> 01:19:34,682
'’CAUSE I FELT LOUSY
WHEN IT HAPPENED. I WAS
JUST BEING HONEST WITH YOU.

1423
01:19:34,682 --> 01:19:39,992
WELL, YOU KNOW, IN MY BOOK,
EVEN TALKING LIKE THIS
IS INAPPROPRIATE.

1424
01:19:39,992 --> 01:19:42,429
SO, I SHOULD GET GOING.

1425
01:19:42,429 --> 01:19:45,998
ALL RIGHT, I UNDERSTAND.THANK YOU
FOR LISTENING, THOUGH.

1426
01:19:45,998 --> 01:19:50,742
I'’LL SEE YOU, YOU KNOW,
NEXT TIME WE GET AN APARTMENT
TO LOOK AT.

1427
01:19:50,742 --> 01:19:52,875
BYE.

1428
01:19:52,875 --> 01:19:55,442
SOMETIMES I THINK
I'’M REALLY A PRISS.

1429
01:19:55,442 --> 01:19:58,619
MY FRIENDS, THEY DON'’T THINK
CHEATING IS SUCH A BIG DEAL.

1430
01:19:58,619 --> 01:20:01,840
MAYBE I'’M TOO UPTIGHT
IN MY VIEWS. BUT THEN,

1431
01:20:01,840 --> 01:20:06,453
I THINK THESE PEOPLE
WOULD NOT BE THAT DECEITFUL
TO ONE OF THEIR FRIENDS.

1432
01:20:06,453 --> 01:20:08,281
PEOPLE CHEAT '’CAUSE
THEY'’RE AFRAID.

1433
01:20:08,281 --> 01:20:11,850
THE WORLD IS RUN BY FEAR,
MY FRIEND. FEAR.

1434
01:20:11,850 --> 01:20:15,288
EVERYBODY OUT HERE,
THEY'’RE AFRAID. THAT GUY'’S
AFRAID. YOU'’RE AFRAID.

1435
01:20:15,288 --> 01:20:18,814
I'’M GONNA TELL YOU SOMETHING
THAT MY DAD TOLD ME...

1436
01:20:18,814 --> 01:20:24,210
AFTER I GOT DIVORCED
FROM MY FIRST WIFE,
WHO WAS ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS.

1437
01:20:24,210 --> 01:20:27,823
HE SAID, "SHOW ME A GOOD-LOOKING
WOMAN, AND I'’LL SHOW YOU A GUY
WHO'’S TIRED OF FUCKING HER."

1438
01:20:27,823 --> 01:20:31,478
MEN AND WOMEN ARE VERY DIFFERENT
WHEN IT COMES TO SEX.

1439
01:20:31,478 --> 01:20:37,354
UH, MEN SEEM TO THINK
THAT IT'’S AN IMPOSSIBILITY
TO BE WITH ONE PERSON.

1440
01:20:37,354 --> 01:20:39,660
PROBABLY BECAUSE THEY'’RE PIGS.

1441
01:20:39,660 --> 01:20:44,056
SO THIS IS A MARRIED GIRL
YOU'’RE TALKING ABOUT ?YEAH, YEAH.

1442
01:20:44,056 --> 01:20:47,843
WHY WOULD YOU EVEN FOOL AROUND
WITH SOMETHING LIKE THAT ?I DON'’T KNOW.

1443
01:20:47,843 --> 01:20:50,846
'’CAUSE I GOT
A GOOD FEELING ABOUT IT.OH, YOU GOT A GOOD FEELING.

1444
01:20:50,846 --> 01:20:54,414
OH, BOY, OH, BOY. I GET
A GOOD FEELING ABOUT ALMOST
EVERY GIRL I SEE.

1445
01:20:54,414 --> 01:20:57,156
IT'’S DIFFERENT.
THERE'’S SOMETHING
KIND OF SAD ABOUT HER.

1446
01:20:57,156 --> 01:21:00,856
- IT'’S LIKE THIS WOUNDED BIRD
YOU WANNA TAKE CARE OF.
- REALLY, IS THAT RIGHT ?

1447
01:21:00,856 --> 01:21:04,903
WELL, EXCUSE ME, BUT WHO
THE HELL ARE YOU TO BE
TAKING CARE OF ANYBODY ?

1448
01:21:04,903 --> 01:21:07,819
IF I'’M NOT MISTAKEN,
YOU'’RE THE GUY THAT'’S STILL
LIVING IN MY APARTMENT...

1449
01:21:07,819 --> 01:21:10,561
AND YOU'’RE IN NO POSITION
TO TAKE CARE OF SOMEBODY.

1450
01:21:10,561 --> 01:21:15,653
TOMMY, YOU'’RE NOT A SAVIOR,
OKAY ? AND I'’M SURE THIS CHICK
DON'’T NEED OR WANT YOUR SAVING.

1451
01:21:15,653 --> 01:21:18,612
BUT IT'’S LIKE-- LOOK,
I MEAN, IT'’S NOT LIKE
I WAS HITTING ON HER.

1452
01:21:18,612 --> 01:21:22,094
I DON'’T KNOW. I WAS TALKING
TO HER. IT FELT GOOD.
SO, WHAT, I JUST--

1453
01:21:22,094 --> 01:21:26,185
I WANT YOU TO TRUST ME
ON SOMETHING. I'’M GONNA SPEAK
FROM EXPERIENCE HERE.

1454
01:21:26,185 --> 01:21:30,320
I AM AS BIG A DOG
AS THERE IS, OKAY ?

1455
01:21:30,320 --> 01:21:33,845
BUT IT IS NOT A GOOD IDEA
TO FOOL AROUND
WITH MARRIED WOMEN.

1456
01:21:33,845 --> 01:21:35,934
IT'’S BAD KARMA, KID.

1457
01:21:35,934 --> 01:21:39,372
WHAT ABOUT THAT GIRL,
UH, MARIA ?

1458
01:21:39,372 --> 01:21:41,679
MARIA, THE SCHOOLTEACHER ?YEAH.

1459
01:21:41,679 --> 01:21:46,118
I TOOK HER ON A COUPLE OF DATES.
SHE NEVER CALLED ME BACK.
TOTALLY GAVE ME THE BRUSH.

1460
01:21:46,118 --> 01:21:51,994
TOMMY, LET ME EXPLAIN
SOMETHING TO YOU, OKAY ?
I WANNA SPEAK TO YOU LIKE A SON.

1461
01:21:51,994 --> 01:21:55,911
CHICKS DON'’T BRUSH GUYS OFF.

1462
01:21:55,911 --> 01:21:59,523
GUYS BRUSH CHICKS OFF,
OKAY ? THAT'’S JUST
THE WAY IT IS.

1463
01:22:13,885 --> 01:22:16,670
WOW. HI.HOW YOU BEEN ?

1464
01:22:16,670 --> 01:22:19,935
HOW HAVE YOU BEEN ?YOU KNOW, I'’VE BEEN BETTER.

1465
01:22:19,935 --> 01:22:23,895
AND I CALLED YOU
A COUPLE OF TIMES.
I NEVER HEARD BACK FROM YOU.

1466
01:22:23,895 --> 01:22:26,593
I'’VE BEEN MEANING
TO CALL YOU BACK.YEAH ?

1467
01:22:26,593 --> 01:22:29,248
WHAT, YOU JUST NEVER
GOT AROUND TO IT ?

1468
01:22:31,424 --> 01:22:34,906
UM--DON'’T-- SERIOUSLY, DON'’T
SWEAT IT AT ALL. IT'’S COOL.

1469
01:22:34,906 --> 01:22:37,256
NO, BUT I REALLY--
I REALLY--

1470
01:22:37,256 --> 01:22:39,955
I WANTED TO APOLOGIZE.
I'’M SORRY.

1471
01:22:39,955 --> 01:22:42,348
REALLY, IT'’S--
YOU KNOW. IT'’S COOL.

1472
01:22:42,348 --> 01:22:45,961
I GET IT, YOU KNOW.
I'’LL, UH--

1473
01:22:45,961 --> 01:22:48,180
I'’LL SEE YOU AROUND.

1474
01:22:54,012 --> 01:22:57,581
LOOK, DID I-- DID I
SCREW IT UP SOMEHOW ?

1475
01:22:57,581 --> 01:23:01,193
I THOUGHT WE HAD
A GOOD TIME THAT NIGHT.
AND THEN IN THE MORNING...

1476
01:23:01,193 --> 01:23:04,805
YOU'’RE LIKE RUSHING OFF
SAYING YOU HAD TO GO
TO THE ZOO OR SOMETHING.

1477
01:23:04,805 --> 01:23:07,417
WHAT HAPPENED ?

1478
01:23:07,417 --> 01:23:10,855
NOTHING. I JUST--DID WE NOT HAVE
A GOOD TIME ?

1479
01:23:10,855 --> 01:23:15,033
NO, I HAD A GREAT TIME.
IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU.
IT WAS NOT YOUR FAULT.

1480
01:23:15,033 --> 01:23:18,863
I GOT A LITTLE FREAKED OUT.
I'’D REALLY LIKE IT
IF YOU CALLED ME AGAIN.

1481
01:23:18,863 --> 01:23:21,431
ARE YOU SURE ?
I MEAN--YEAH.

1482
01:23:21,431 --> 01:23:23,302
IT'’S NOT JUST '’CAUSE
YOU RAN INTO ME ?

1483
01:23:23,302 --> 01:23:26,479
I WON'’T GET
THE MACHINE ?NO.

1484
01:23:26,479 --> 01:23:29,004
UNLESS I'’M NOT HOME.

1485
01:23:29,004 --> 01:23:30,962
CAN'’T PROMISE
I'’LL BE HOME.

1486
01:23:32,398 --> 01:23:34,966
LOOK, REALLY,
I JUST-- I'’M--

1487
01:23:36,315 --> 01:23:39,231
ALL RIGHT.

1488
01:23:39,231 --> 01:23:42,017
I'’LL CALL THEN.
I'’LL CALL YOU NEXT WEEK.

1489
01:23:42,017 --> 01:23:46,847
BUT, YOU KNOW,
YOU BETTER--I WILL.

1490
01:23:46,847 --> 01:23:48,936
DON'’T PLAY WITH ME,
YOU KNOW.I WON'’T.

1491
01:23:59,338 --> 01:24:02,037
SO ?

1492
01:24:02,037 --> 01:24:06,998
I DON'’T KNOW. I THINK MAYBE
I SHOULD GET A SECOND OPINION.

1493
01:24:08,956 --> 01:24:12,395
WELL, MARIA, I'’VE GOT
SOME GOOD NEWS AND
SOME MORE GOOD NEWS.

1494
01:24:12,395 --> 01:24:17,095
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE
TO HEAR FIRST ?GUESS I'’LL PICK THE GOOD NEWS.

1495
01:24:17,095 --> 01:24:21,056
YOUR AIDS TEST IS NEGATIVE. THAT IS GOOD NEWS.

1496
01:24:21,056 --> 01:24:23,232
AND THE OTHER GOOD NEWS ? YOU'’RE PREGNANT.

1497
01:24:55,699 --> 01:24:58,484
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU
DOING HERE, GRIFFIN ?

1498
01:24:58,484 --> 01:25:02,053
I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW
THAT I WANT TO BE WITH YOU,

1499
01:25:02,053 --> 01:25:04,099
AND I'’M WILLING TO LEAVE
ANNIE IF THAT'’S WHAT IT TAKES.

1500
01:25:04,099 --> 01:25:07,450
I DON'’T WANT TO BREAK UP
YOUR MARRIAGE, OKAY ?

1501
01:25:07,450 --> 01:25:10,192
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ?
THAT'’S WHAT I THOUGHT
YOU WANTED.

1502
01:25:10,192 --> 01:25:12,585
YOU THOUGHT THAT
I WANTED THAT ?

1503
01:25:12,585 --> 01:25:16,154
I NEVER FUCKING WANTED THAT !
I JUST WANTED TO SEE YOU.

1504
01:25:16,154 --> 01:25:19,679
ONLY REASON YOU'’RE OUTSIDE
OF MY APARTMENT AND YOU'’RE
HERE TELLING ME THIS NOW...

1505
01:25:19,679 --> 01:25:22,117
IS BECAUSE
YOU CAN'’T HAVE ME.NO, THAT'’S NOT TRUE.

1506
01:25:22,117 --> 01:25:25,207
YEAH, IT IS.I AM HERE BECAUSE I LOVE YOU--
BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.

1507
01:25:25,207 --> 01:25:27,296
COME HERE.GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME.

1508
01:25:28,862 --> 01:25:31,691
WILL YOU AT LEAST
THINK ABOUT IT ?

1509
01:25:33,606 --> 01:25:35,913
WILL YOU AT LEAST
THINK ABOUT IT ?

1510
01:25:46,184 --> 01:25:49,187
IT'’S MARIA. PLEASE LEAVE A
MESSAGE AND I'’LL CALL YOU BACK.

1511
01:25:49,187 --> 01:25:52,930
HEY, MARIA, HOW YOU DOING ?
IT'’S TOMMY. I KNOW I CALLED
YOU A COUPLE OF TIMES ALREADY.

1512
01:25:52,930 --> 01:25:57,195
FIGURED I'’D TRY ONE MORE TIME.
I THOUGHT AT THE VIDEO STORE
YOU WANTED TO GET TOGETHER,

1513
01:25:57,195 --> 01:26:00,155
BUT, UH, MAYBE
I WAS MISTAKEN.

1514
01:26:00,155 --> 01:26:02,418
SO, LOOK, ALL RIGHT.
UM, I'’LL BE GOOD...

1515
01:26:02,418 --> 01:26:05,116
AND I'’LL SEE YOU
AROUND... WHENEVER.

1516
01:26:05,116 --> 01:26:07,553
ALL RIGHT, TAKE IT EASY.

1517
01:26:08,902 --> 01:26:11,340
YOU'’RE SO SWEET.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

1518
01:26:14,125 --> 01:26:17,172
EXCUSE ME.
ARE THESE YOURS ?

1519
01:26:17,172 --> 01:26:21,176
THOSE ?YEAH, THESE DISGUSTING THINGS
WITH THE SPOTS ON IT.

1520
01:26:21,176 --> 01:26:24,222
WHO ARE-- ARE YOU
THE PROUD OWNER OF THESE ?

1521
01:26:25,963 --> 01:26:28,879
YES AND NO.
THEY--

1522
01:26:28,879 --> 01:26:31,577
THEY WERE GRIFFIN'’S.I'’M GONNA VOMIT.

1523
01:26:31,577 --> 01:26:33,536
ARE YOU KIDDING ?NO, I'’M NOT KIDDING.

1524
01:26:33,536 --> 01:26:36,321
I THINK IF THIS RELATIONSHIP
HAS ANY CHANCE OF SURVIVING,

1525
01:26:36,321 --> 01:26:38,758
WE SHOULD CONSIDER
BURNING THESE IMMEDIATELY.

1526
01:26:41,152 --> 01:26:43,807
WHAT'’S WRONG ?NOTHING.

1527
01:26:43,807 --> 01:26:46,549
LISTEN, SWEETIE,
IF THERE'’S SOMETHING WRONG,
YOU SHOULD TALK TO ME.

1528
01:26:46,549 --> 01:26:50,814
NOTHING'’S WRONG. I ALREADY
TOLD YOU. DON'’T WORRY ABOUT IT.
ALL RIGHT ? COME ON.

1529
01:26:57,386 --> 01:26:59,518
YOU DON'’T THINK I CAN TELL ?I TOLD YOU, IT'’S NOTHING.

1530
01:26:59,518 --> 01:27:03,522
IT'’S NOT NOTHING.
JUST TALK TO ME, OKAY ?
WE TALKED FINE BEFORE.

1531
01:27:03,522 --> 01:27:05,872
CAN WE HAVE SILENCE
FOR A LITTLE WHILE ?

1532
01:27:05,872 --> 01:27:09,354
WE'’VE HAD SILENCE FOR THE PAST
FUCKIN'’ TEN MINUTES !WHY DO WE HAVE TO TALK ?

1533
01:27:09,354 --> 01:27:11,356
I DON'’T KNOW
WHAT'’S WRONG WITH ME !

1534
01:27:11,356 --> 01:27:15,882
WHY ARE YOU CRYING ?
CALM DOWN FIRST OF ALL.I DON'’T WANNA CALM DOWN.

1535
01:27:15,882 --> 01:27:18,842
JUST TALK TO ME.
COME ON. I CAN UNDERSTAND.

1536
01:27:18,842 --> 01:27:21,540
BENNY, I JUST NEED
A LITTLE BIT OF SPACE
RIGHT NOW, OKAY ?

1537
01:27:21,540 --> 01:27:24,239
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "SPACE" ?

1538
01:27:24,239 --> 01:27:27,894
IT'’S ALL OF THIS. IT'’S JUST
TOO MUCH TOO QUICKLY, AND I
DON'’T KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH IT.

1539
01:27:27,894 --> 01:27:30,593
YOU BREAKING UP WITH ME ?
IS THAT IT ?

1540
01:27:30,593 --> 01:27:36,338
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME ?
ONE SECOND YOU LIKE ME AND
THE NEXT SECOND YOU DON'’T.

1541
01:27:36,338 --> 01:27:40,167
I'’M SORRY, BENNY.YOU CAN'’T PLAY GAMES
WITH PEOPLE LIKE THIS.

1542
01:27:40,167 --> 01:27:43,997
WHAT IS IT ? IT'’S THIS DENTIST.
YOU WANNA GO BACK TO HIM.
YOU'’RE FUCKING--

1543
01:27:43,997 --> 01:27:47,131
HE'’S YOUR MAN, RIGHT ?
I'’M SORRY I STEPPED
IN BETWEEN.

1544
01:27:47,131 --> 01:27:50,090
YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME
THAT A LONG TIME AGO.

1545
01:27:50,090 --> 01:27:53,616
GIVE ME THE BAG, PLEASE.YOU'’RE BEING SO STUPID.
YOU'’RE BEING SO STUPID.

1546
01:27:53,616 --> 01:27:57,184
BENNY, PLEASE GIVE ME THE BAG.DON'’T YOU SEE HOW GREAT
THIS IS ? HERE. TAKE THE BAG.

1547
01:27:57,184 --> 01:28:00,144
DON'’T YOU SEE HOW GREAT
THIS IS ? WHERE YOU RUNNING ?YES !

1548
01:28:00,144 --> 01:28:03,190
DON'’T RUN AWAY FROM ME.
ASHLEY.

1549
01:28:03,190 --> 01:28:05,932
SWEETIE.

1550
01:28:05,932 --> 01:28:09,284
YOU DON'’T WANNA TALK TO ME NOW ?
YOU'’RE GONNA RUN HOME ?

1551
01:28:09,284 --> 01:28:12,025
BENNY, PLEASE
GO HOME, OKAY ?I'’M GOING HOME.

1552
01:28:16,856 --> 01:28:20,947
I DON'’T KNOW WHAT
I'’M DOING WRONG. I'’M A NICE
JEWISH KID FROM BROOKLYN.

1553
01:28:20,947 --> 01:28:25,300
THESE KIND OF THINGS SHOULDN'’T
BE HAPPENING TO ME. IT
SHOULDN'’T BE THIS HARD FOR ME.

1554
01:28:25,300 --> 01:28:28,346
BUT, UH, THAT'’S LIFE.

1555
01:28:28,346 --> 01:28:31,523
ONE SECOND WE'’RE HAVING
SUCH A GOOD TIME.
WE'’RE FALLING IN LOVE.

1556
01:28:31,523 --> 01:28:34,961
THEN THE NEXT SECOND,
OUT OF THE BLUE,
SHE DROPS THIS SHIT ON ME.

1557
01:28:34,961 --> 01:28:38,922
I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD JUST
FORGET ABOUT WOMEN, STAY HOME
AND PLAY WITH MYSELF.

1558
01:28:38,922 --> 01:28:40,924
YOU TOLD HER YOU LOVED HER ?YEAH. SO ?

1559
01:28:40,924 --> 01:28:43,579
SO ? SO, WHAT ARE YOU,
A FUCKING RETARD ?

1560
01:28:43,579 --> 01:28:46,059
JESUS, THAT'’S WHY
SHE DUMPED YOUR SORRY ASS.

1561
01:28:46,059 --> 01:28:51,064
SHE WAS JUST LOOKING TO FUCK AND
YOU GOTTA THROW THE "LOVE" AT
HER. SCREW THE WHOLE THING UP.

1562
01:28:51,064 --> 01:28:52,979
I'’M NOT A RETARD,
ALL RIGHT ?WHATEVER.

1563
01:28:52,979 --> 01:28:55,242
AND I DO LOVE HER, MAN.
I LOVE HER, MAN.

1564
01:28:55,242 --> 01:28:58,463
YOU KNOW WHAT ?
WHEN YOU GONNA START THINKING
ROCK STAR AND ACTING ROCK STAR ?

1565
01:29:39,243 --> 01:29:41,376
HOLD ON.WHAT ?

1566
01:29:41,376 --> 01:29:45,205
LET'’S JUST TAKE
IT SLOW, OKAY ?I WANT YOU.

1567
01:29:45,205 --> 01:29:47,643
DON'’T YOU WANNA TALK ?
LET'’S TALK.

1568
01:29:47,643 --> 01:29:51,342
NO. YEAH, I MEAN--
BUT I ONLY HAVE AN HOUR
FOR LUNCH, SO--

1569
01:29:51,342 --> 01:29:53,823
BUT WE CAN TALK--

1570
01:29:53,823 --> 01:29:57,435
WHAT ?YOU DON'’T LOVE ME, GRIFF.

1571
01:29:57,435 --> 01:30:00,525
YES, I DO.NO, YOU DON'’T.

1572
01:30:00,525 --> 01:30:04,137
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT ?YOU DON'’T LOVE ANYBODY.

1573
01:30:04,137 --> 01:30:06,836
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
I DON'’T ?YOU USE PEOPLE.

1574
01:30:06,836 --> 01:30:09,055
YOU USED ME.
YOU USED YOUR WIFE.

1575
01:30:09,055 --> 01:30:11,797
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
I "USE PEOPLE" ?YOU USE EVERYBODY.

1576
01:30:11,797 --> 01:30:15,322
YOU KNOW WHAT ?
THAT'’S THE WAY THE WORLD WORKS.
PEOPLE USE EACH OTHER, OKAY ?

1577
01:30:15,322 --> 01:30:18,108
THEY TAKE FROM EACH OTHER
WHAT THEY NEED TO MAKE
THEM HAPPY.

1578
01:30:18,108 --> 01:30:21,720
YOU USE ME TO MAKE YOU HAPPY.
I USE YOU TO MAKE ME HAPPY.

1579
01:30:21,720 --> 01:30:24,854
SOMETIMES YOU'’VE GOTTA
GIVE BACK A LITTLE BIT.

1580
01:30:24,854 --> 01:30:27,073
I DON'’T GIVE BACK AT ALL ?I'’M NOT SAYING--

1581
01:30:27,073 --> 01:30:30,512
I TOLD YOU THAT I LOVE YOU.
I TOLD YOU THAT I'’D LEAVE
MY WIFE FOR YOU.

1582
01:30:30,512 --> 01:30:34,559
I SENT YOU FLOWERS LAST WEEK.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ?I REMEMBER.

1583
01:30:34,559 --> 01:30:37,083
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
COME HERE.I GOTTA GO.

1584
01:30:37,083 --> 01:30:40,086
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ?THIS IS THE SAME OLD SHIT
AND I'’M SICK OF IT.

1585
01:30:40,086 --> 01:30:42,872
YOU'’RE SICK OF WHAT ?
WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU
SICK OF ?

1586
01:30:42,872 --> 01:30:46,266
WHY IS IT THE SAME OLD SHIT ?
I TOLD YOU THINGS
WERE GONNA CHANGE.

1587
01:30:46,266 --> 01:30:50,140
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ?
IS THIS ABOUT WHAT'’S HIS NAME,
YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND ?

1588
01:30:50,140 --> 01:30:53,752
HIS NAME IS BEN.OKAY, BEN. WELL,
IS THIS-- FUCK BEN !

1589
01:30:53,752 --> 01:30:57,495
FUCK YOU !AND FUCK YOU TOO !

1590
01:30:57,495 --> 01:30:59,889
WAIT A MINUTE.
COME HERE.

1591
01:31:05,024 --> 01:31:06,983
UNBELIEVABLE.

1592
01:31:10,856 --> 01:31:15,078
HILARY AND I HAVE SOMETHING
WE'’D LIKE TO SAY TO BOTH OF YOU.

1593
01:31:15,078 --> 01:31:18,429
FIRSTLY, WE WOULD LIKE
TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE WAY
WE'’VE BEHAVED THE PAST MONTHS.

1594
01:31:18,429 --> 01:31:22,738
YEAH. YOU BOTH KNOW
OUR RELATIONSHIP
HAS BEEN A MESS,

1595
01:31:22,738 --> 01:31:25,088
AND THAT WE'’VE EACH
SCREWED UP PRETTY BADLY.

1596
01:31:25,088 --> 01:31:28,700
AND... I KNOW YOU KNOW
WHAT I'’M TALKING ABOUT.

1597
01:31:28,700 --> 01:31:33,183
BUT WE'’VE DECIDED TO,
YOU KNOW, GO TO THERAPY
AND SAVE OUR MARRIAGE.

1598
01:31:33,183 --> 01:31:36,099
AND EVERYTHING'’S BETTER,
MUCH BETTER NOW.

1599
01:31:36,099 --> 01:31:38,144
WE'’RE WORKING ON MY VOID.

1600
01:31:38,144 --> 01:31:41,931
YEAH, YEAH.
HARRY'’S GONNA SELL
THE PROPERTY UPSTATE...

1601
01:31:41,931 --> 01:31:45,151
AND THE LOGS
AND THE POWER TOOLS.

1602
01:31:45,151 --> 01:31:50,113
AND HILARY'’S GETTING
A NEW GYNECOLOGIST-- ONE SHE
PROMISES NOT TO FORNICATE WITH.

1603
01:31:50,113 --> 01:31:54,639
AND THAT'’S ABOUT IT.
HOW ARE YOU GUYS DOING ?

1604
01:31:56,162 --> 01:31:58,948
OH, YOU KNOW,
WE'’RE DOING GOOD.

1605
01:31:58,948 --> 01:32:01,994
RIGHT ? I MEAN--

1606
01:32:12,527 --> 01:32:16,226
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK
ABOUT THAT ? ABOUT WHAT ?

1607
01:32:16,226 --> 01:32:20,186
ABOUT DOING WHAT HARRY
AND HILARY DID-- GOING
TO A MARRIAGE COUNSELOR ?

1608
01:32:20,186 --> 01:32:24,147
YOU THINK I'’M A FUCKING MORON ?
HOW LONG HAVE YOU
BEEN CHEATING ON ME ?

1609
01:32:24,147 --> 01:32:27,933
WAIT. HONEY, WAIT.
LOOK, I LOVE YOU--

1610
01:32:27,933 --> 01:32:31,371
NO, YOU DON'’T LOVE ME,
BECAUSE LOVE MEANS RESPECTING
SOMEONE AND CARING ABOUT THEM !

1611
01:32:31,371 --> 01:32:34,636
IT DOESN'’T MEAN SNEAKING
AROUND AND FUCKING SOME SLUT !WAIT A MINUTE--

1612
01:32:34,636 --> 01:32:38,422
SHUT UP, OKAY ? I WANT SOMEONE
WHO'’S GONNA LOVE ME AND WHEN
I LOOK IN THEIR EYES...

1613
01:32:38,422 --> 01:32:41,294
I CAN SEE THEY THINK
I'’M GREAT AND WHO'’LL
MAKE ME FEEL BEAUTIFUL...

1614
01:32:41,294 --> 01:32:44,559
AND WHO WILL WANNA HOLD ME
WHEN THEY GET HOME FROM WORK
THE WAY YOU USED TO.

1615
01:32:44,559 --> 01:32:48,475
BUT NOT NOW WHEN YOU THINK
THAT I'’M A NUISANCE IF I WANT
TO MAKE LOVE OR EVEN TALK.

1616
01:32:48,475 --> 01:32:52,175
I'’M FUCKING TIRED OF IT.
I KNOW YOU'’RE HAVING AN AFFAIR
OR AFFAIRS OR WHATEVER !

1617
01:32:52,175 --> 01:32:55,700
BUT IT'’S OVER
AND I WANT A DIVORCE.

1618
01:32:57,180 --> 01:32:58,747
WAIT A MINUTE.
WAIT.

1619
01:33:04,579 --> 01:33:09,148
AND TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION,
NO, I WOULD NOT
DESCRIBE IT AS BIG.

1620
01:33:12,587 --> 01:33:15,459
I DIDN'’T EVEN KNOW I WAS GONNA
DO IT, BUT I WENT WITH IT.

1621
01:33:15,459 --> 01:33:19,506
I JUST SAID WHAT THE HELL,
AND I SAID IT AND I'’VE NEVER
FELT SO GOOD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

1622
01:33:19,506 --> 01:33:22,945
I DIDN'’T EVEN KNOW
WHAT I WAS GONNA DO,
BUT I JUST FELT RELIEF,

1623
01:33:22,945 --> 01:33:27,645
LIKE THIS HUGE WEIGHT
WAS LIFTED OFF MY SHOULDERS--
I FELT SO GOOD.

1624
01:33:27,645 --> 01:33:32,302
YOU'’RE LOOKING FOR TOMMY ?
SURE, COME ON IN. YEAH.

1625
01:33:32,302 --> 01:33:35,653
IS HE HERE ?WELL, YOU SEE,

1626
01:33:35,653 --> 01:33:38,395
TOMMY DID LIVE HERE, BUT
HE DOESN'’T LIVE HERE ANYMORE.

1627
01:33:38,395 --> 01:33:41,833
HE MOVED OUT ABOUT A WEEK AGO.
YOU MUST BE MARIA.

1628
01:33:41,833 --> 01:33:46,229
YEAH. YEAH.
YOU, UM--
YOU MUST BE--

1629
01:33:46,229 --> 01:33:50,276
THE MAN WHO TAUGHT HIM
EVERYTHING HE KNOWS.

1630
01:33:50,276 --> 01:33:54,933
UM, I KIND OF HAVE SOMETHING
REALLY IMPORTANT TO TELL HIM.
DO YOU HAVE HIS NEW ADDRESS ?

1631
01:33:54,933 --> 01:33:57,240
YEAH, SURE, I DO HAVE
HIS NEW ADDRESS.

1632
01:33:57,240 --> 01:34:01,070
BUT, UH, CAN I
OFFER YOU A DRINK ?

1633
01:34:01,070 --> 01:34:03,550
NO, THANK YOU.
I REALLY-- I--

1634
01:34:03,550 --> 01:34:06,292
DOES HE LIVE AROUND HERE ?

1635
01:34:06,292 --> 01:34:10,427
YOU HUNGRY OR WANT TO LISTEN
TO SOME MONTOVANI
OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT ?

1636
01:34:10,427 --> 01:34:13,386
NO, THANK YOU.
THE ADDRESS WOULD BE FINE.

1637
01:34:13,386 --> 01:34:17,042
OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
I'’LL GIVE YOU HIS ADDRESS.

1638
01:34:17,042 --> 01:34:21,699
BUT, UH, IF IT DOESN'’T
WORK OUT WITH THE KID,

1639
01:34:21,699 --> 01:34:24,267
WELL, YOU KNOW
WHERE TO FIND ME.

1640
01:34:24,267 --> 01:34:28,706
YOU JUST HAVE TO ASK
YOURSELF ONE SIMPLE QUESTION:

1641
01:34:28,706 --> 01:34:32,623
DO YOU WANT TO SIT UP
ON THE PORCH WITH THE PUP...

1642
01:34:32,623 --> 01:34:35,408
OR DO YOU WANNA RUN IN THE YARD
WITH THE BIG DOG ?

1643
01:34:39,021 --> 01:34:41,937
THE ADDRESS, PLEASE.
THAT WOULD BE GREAT.

1644
01:34:41,937 --> 01:34:43,939
YOU GOT IT.

1645
01:34:43,939 --> 01:34:47,246
CARPO.YOU GOT IT.

1646
01:34:47,246 --> 01:34:49,248
CARPO.

1647
01:35:12,097 --> 01:35:15,231
HI.WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ?

1648
01:35:16,406 --> 01:35:19,714
UM, I GOT YOUR ADDRESS
FROM CARPO.

1649
01:35:19,714 --> 01:35:22,325
I WANTED TO
TELL YOU SOMETHING.

1650
01:35:22,325 --> 01:35:25,720
REGARDING WHAT ?

1651
01:35:25,720 --> 01:35:27,678
US, I GUESS.

1652
01:35:29,854 --> 01:35:32,378
LOOK, I GOTTA BE
HONEST WITH YOU.

1653
01:35:32,378 --> 01:35:37,340
I MEAN, I CAN'’T SAY
THAT I'’M REALLY
SO INTERESTED ANYMORE.

1654
01:35:37,340 --> 01:35:39,385
YOU KNOW. I MEAN,
IT'’S JUST--

1655
01:35:39,385 --> 01:35:42,519
AFTER I SAW YOU AT
THE VIDEO STORE AND YOU
ASKED ME TO CALL YOU,

1656
01:35:42,519 --> 01:35:47,176
I CALLED YOU A BUNCH
OF TIMES AND I NEVER HEARD
BACK FROM YOU... AGAIN.

1657
01:35:47,176 --> 01:35:50,570
YEAH, I WANTED TO--

1658
01:35:50,570 --> 01:35:52,485
I DON'’T KNOW,
APOLOGIZE FOR THAT.

1659
01:35:54,400 --> 01:35:57,752
I'’M SORRY FOR NOT
CALLING YOU BACK.LOOK, I'’M SORRY TOO.

1660
01:35:59,492 --> 01:36:03,322
SO, WHAT IS SO IMPORTANT
THAT YOU NEEDED
TO TALK TO ME ?

1661
01:36:03,322 --> 01:36:05,803
I-I-- WOW.

1662
01:36:05,803 --> 01:36:09,415
I JUST-- I WANTED TO
TELL YOU THAT I'’M LEAVING.

1663
01:36:09,415 --> 01:36:13,593
UM, I GOT THIS
OUT-OF-TOWN JOB TEACHING.

1664
01:36:13,593 --> 01:36:15,900
IT'’S GREAT.

1665
01:36:15,900 --> 01:36:19,643
SO, I'’M-I'’M-I'’M LEAVING.
I'’M MOVING.

1666
01:36:19,643 --> 01:36:22,341
THAT'’S IT.

1667
01:36:22,341 --> 01:36:24,517
I DON'’T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY.

1668
01:36:24,517 --> 01:36:26,781
I GUESS, GOOD LUCK.

1669
01:36:26,781 --> 01:36:28,695
YEAH.

1670
01:36:30,306 --> 01:36:33,135
THANK YOU.I'’LL SEE YOU AROUND.

1671
01:36:33,135 --> 01:36:36,355
YEAH.OR... MAYBE NOT, RIGHT ?

1672
01:36:38,140 --> 01:36:40,011
OKAY.GOOD LUCK.

1673
01:36:46,888 --> 01:36:48,890
OH.

1674
01:36:48,890 --> 01:36:51,066
TOMMY, UM,

1675
01:36:52,850 --> 01:36:57,420
I JUST REALIZED I DON'’T
EVEN KNOW YOUR LAST NAME, SO--

1676
01:36:57,420 --> 01:37:00,727
IT'’S REILLY.
WHAT ABOUT YOU ? REILLY.

1677
01:37:00,727 --> 01:37:02,817
UM, TEDESCO.

1678
01:37:04,906 --> 01:37:08,474
WE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE
GOTTEN THAT OUT OF THE WAY
A LITTLE EARLIER, HUH ?

1679
01:37:08,474 --> 01:37:10,825
YEAH.

1680
01:37:10,825 --> 01:37:13,175
GOOD LUCK. YEAH, YOU TOO.

1681
01:37:18,180 --> 01:37:20,051
TAKE CARE.

1682
01:37:22,488 --> 01:37:25,491
SO WHY DIDN'’T YOU TELL TOMMY YOU
WERE PREGNANT WITH HIS BABY ?

1683
01:37:25,491 --> 01:37:28,494
I SHOWED UP AT HIS DOOR.
I WAS GONNA RING THE BUZZER...

1684
01:37:28,494 --> 01:37:32,977
AND GO UP THERE
AND, YOU KNOW, TELL HIM.

1685
01:37:32,977 --> 01:37:35,893
THEN I REALIZED THAT
I DIDN'’T KNOW HIS LAST NAME.

1686
01:37:35,893 --> 01:37:37,590
I DIDN'’T KNOW
WHAT BUZZER TO PRESS.

1687
01:37:37,590 --> 01:37:40,506
REALITY IS THAT
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE
A ONE-NIGHT STAND.

1688
01:37:40,506 --> 01:37:43,422
IT WENT A LITTLE AWRY.
I GOT PREGNANT. BUT THAT
DOESN'’T MEAN THAT...

1689
01:37:43,422 --> 01:37:45,555
WE SHOULD BE TOGETHER.

1690
01:37:45,555 --> 01:37:49,254
I GOTTA ADMIT, IT WAS
WEIRD WHEN SHE SHOWED UP
AT MY APARTMENT TO TELL ME...

1691
01:37:49,254 --> 01:37:51,343
SHE WAS MOVING OUT OF TOWN.

1692
01:37:51,343 --> 01:37:53,693
I DON'’T KNOW
WHAT THAT WAS ABOUT.

1693
01:37:53,693 --> 01:37:55,695
WHAT'’S WITH YOU ?
- WHAT'’S WITH YOU ?

1694
01:37:55,695 --> 01:37:58,873
I'’M TIRED OF LOOKING
AT YOUR SOUR PUSS.

1695
01:38:00,613 --> 01:38:04,574
WHAT'’S MY HOROSCOPE
SAY FOR TODAY ?

1696
01:38:04,574 --> 01:38:08,621
"TODAY WOULD BE A GOOD DAY
TO GET UP OFF YOUR ASS AND
ADMIT YOU'’RE A COWARD...

1697
01:38:08,621 --> 01:38:12,582
AND MAKE UP WITH
THE SPECIAL SOMEONE WHO
WILL MAKE YOU VERY HAPPY."

1698
01:38:13,931 --> 01:38:17,804
DOES IT REALLY SAY THAT ?DOES IT MATTER ?

1699
01:38:32,210 --> 01:38:34,952
HI.WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ?

1700
01:38:34,952 --> 01:38:38,173
DO YOU HATE ME ?NO. NO, JUST THE OPPOSITE.

1701
01:38:38,173 --> 01:38:41,524
DO YOU HATE ME ?NO, I DON'’T HATE YOU.

1702
01:38:41,524 --> 01:38:43,961
DO YOU--
DO YOU LOVE ME ?YES.

1703
01:38:43,961 --> 01:38:46,964
'’CAUSE EVERY NIGHT
I'’M CRYING. I CAN'’T EAT.I'’M SORRY.

1704
01:38:46,964 --> 01:38:49,488
NO.YOU GOTTA EAT.

1705
01:38:54,929 --> 01:38:57,322
I LOVE YOU,
YOU KNOW THAT ?

1706
01:38:57,322 --> 01:39:01,065
YOU KNOW, YOU PAID
FOR AN HOUR.

1707
01:39:01,065 --> 01:39:04,982
IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE
YOU WANT ME TO DO ?

1708
01:39:04,982 --> 01:39:07,985
YEAH. WOULD YOU MIND
DOING THE DISHES ?

1709
01:39:07,985 --> 01:39:11,075
FUCK YOU.NO, WAIT. I'’M ONLY KIDDING.
COME HERE.

1710
01:39:11,075 --> 01:39:13,121
I'’M ONLY KIDDING.

1711
01:39:13,121 --> 01:39:16,951
YOU WANNA STAY AND TALK
FOR A LITTLE BIT OR--

1712
01:39:19,475 --> 01:39:21,956
NO. IT'’S OKAY.

1713
01:39:27,700 --> 01:39:31,574
JUST CALL HIM UP
AND ASK HIM OUT.

1714
01:39:31,574 --> 01:39:34,403
MAYBE I SHOULD JUST WAIT
UNTIL I SHOW HIM
AN APARTMENT.

1715
01:39:34,403 --> 01:39:36,622
WHY WOULD YOU WAIT ?
WHAT'’S HIS NUMBER ?

1716
01:39:36,622 --> 01:39:39,974
I'’M NOT GONNA CALL HIM NOW.OH, YES, YOU ARE.
WHAT'’S HIS NUMBER ?

1717
01:39:39,974 --> 01:39:42,150
YOU ARE NOT GONNA
CALL HIM.

1718
01:39:42,150 --> 01:39:46,328
GIVE ME THE NUMBER.

1719
01:39:46,328 --> 01:39:49,853
IF YOU REALLY WANT ME
TO CALL HIM, I'’LL CALL HIM.DO IT.

1720
01:39:59,558 --> 01:40:04,172
THOMAS REILLY.

1721
01:40:04,172 --> 01:40:05,956
HI, IT'’S ANNIE.ANNIE, UM--

1722
01:40:05,956 --> 01:40:09,481
ANNIE WHO ?ANNIE MATTHEWS FROM
THE REAL ESTATE OFFICE.

1723
01:40:09,481 --> 01:40:12,919
OH, YEAH.
HEY, HOW YOU DOING ?GOOD. HOW ARE YOU ?

1724
01:40:12,919 --> 01:40:15,966
I'’M GOOD. LOOK, I MEANT
TO CALL YOU LAST WEEK.

1725
01:40:15,966 --> 01:40:18,664
BECAUSE I FOUND AN APARTMENT
THROUGH A BUDDY OF MINE.

1726
01:40:18,664 --> 01:40:21,450
SO I'’M NOT GONNA NEED
TO LOOK AT ANYMORE SPACES.

1727
01:40:22,712 --> 01:40:24,888
OH, OKAY.

1728
01:40:29,849 --> 01:40:32,026
WELL, UH, YOU KNOW,
WHAT'’S UP ?

1729
01:40:32,026 --> 01:40:35,029
WELL, I WAS JUST WONDERING--

1730
01:40:37,248 --> 01:40:40,817
I HAVE THIS REALLY
GREAT APARTMENT THAT I
REALLY WANTED TO SHOW YOU.

1731
01:40:40,817 --> 01:40:45,474
BUT IF YOU ALREADY FOUND
A PLACE, THAT'’S OKAY.
I'’LL TALK TO YOU SOON.

1732
01:40:46,910 --> 01:40:49,782
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ?

1733
01:40:49,782 --> 01:40:52,568
I JUST DIDN'’T FEEL
RIGHT ABOUT IT.

1734
01:40:52,568 --> 01:40:56,311
YOU'’RE SUCH A WIMP.
I'’M GONNA CALL HIM.

1735
01:40:56,311 --> 01:40:59,531
NO, DON'’T CALL HIM !
I'’LL CALL HIM LATER,
I PROMISE.

1736
01:40:59,531 --> 01:41:02,882
THOMAS REILLY.

1737
01:41:02,882 --> 01:41:07,191
IT'’S ANNIE AGAIN.
THE REAL REASON
I WAS CALLING IS, UM,

1738
01:41:07,191 --> 01:41:12,283
I WANTED TO KNOW IF YOU
WOULD, LIKE, GO TO DINNER
WITH ME ON SATURDAY NIGHT ?

1739
01:41:12,283 --> 01:41:15,634
WHAT, UH-- WHAT HAPPENED
WITH YOUR HUSBAND ?

1740
01:41:15,634 --> 01:41:17,680
ARE YOU STILL WITH HIM ?NO.

1741
01:41:17,680 --> 01:41:21,031
HE WAS AN ASSHOLE.
AND HE HAS A SMALL DICK.

1742
01:41:21,031 --> 01:41:24,121
UM--

1743
01:41:24,121 --> 01:41:26,950
ALL RIGHT. WELL,
IN THAT CASE, YEAH.

1744
01:41:26,950 --> 01:41:29,779
I'’D LOVE TO GO OUT
TO DINNER.OKAY, GREAT.

1745
01:41:29,779 --> 01:41:33,783
I'’LL CALL YOU FRIDAY.
GOTTA GO. CALL HIM FRIDAY.
THE DATE'’S ON SATURDAY.

1746
01:41:33,783 --> 01:41:35,350
YEAH !

1747
01:41:43,445 --> 01:41:47,144
AFTER YOU GET DIVORCED,
IT'’S LIKE YOU NEVER THINK...

1748
01:41:47,144 --> 01:41:49,625
YOU'’LL FALL IN LOVE AGAIN.

1749
01:41:49,625 --> 01:41:51,931
YOU NEVER THINK YOU'’LL FIND
THIS KIND OF LOVE.

1750
01:41:51,931 --> 01:41:56,022
NOW, I LOOK BACK ON
MY RELATIONSHIP WITH GRIFFIN,

1751
01:41:56,022 --> 01:41:59,200
AND NOW I REALIZE
THAT DEFINITELY THAT I WAS
IN A BAD PLACE AT THE TIME.

1752
01:41:59,200 --> 01:42:01,332
VERY BAD.VERY BAD.

1753
01:42:01,332 --> 01:42:03,639
BUT IF I DIDN'’T GO THROUGH THAT,
I MIGHT NOT BE READY FOR THIS.

1754
01:42:03,639 --> 01:42:08,209
THERE ARE NO WRONG CHOICES.
AS LONG AS YOU HAVE
THE FAITH TO MAKE A CHOICE,

1755
01:42:08,209 --> 01:42:12,256
THEN IT'’S GOTTA
BE RIGHT, YOU KNOW,
NO MATTER WHERE IT LEADS YOU.

1756
01:42:12,256 --> 01:42:15,085
I CHOSE WISELY, I THINK.I THINK SO TOO.

1757
01:42:15,085 --> 01:42:17,957
IS THAT ALL YOU NEED ?
IS THAT GOOD ?IS THAT OKAY ?

1758
01:42:17,957 --> 01:42:20,873
WELL, AFTER I GOT OVER
THE INITIAL SHOCK,

1759
01:42:20,873 --> 01:42:23,746
I KNEW I WANTED THIS BABY.

1760
01:42:23,746 --> 01:42:27,489
EVERYONE WAS TELLING ME I
SHOULDN'’T DO IT, BUT I'’M TIRED
OF LISTENING TO EVERYONE ELSE.

1761
01:42:27,489 --> 01:42:30,970
I DID THE MARRIAGE THING.
I'’M NOT GONNA WAIT
AROUND FOR SOMEONE.

1762
01:42:30,970 --> 01:42:33,190
I ALREADY HAVE SOMEONE.

1763
01:42:33,190 --> 01:42:35,671
SO, IT WASN'’T MUCH
OF A DECISION.

1764
01:42:35,671 --> 01:42:38,674
WHAT ? WHAT ELSE
DO YOU WANNA KNOW ?

1765
01:42:38,674 --> 01:42:41,807
HUH ? IS THERE ANYTHING
ELSE YOU WANNA KNOW ?

1766
01:42:41,807 --> 01:42:46,638
WHAT I DON'’T LIKE ABOUT LOVE
OR SEX AGAIN ? IS THAT WHAT
YOU WANNA KNOW ? FORGET IT.

1767
01:42:46,638 --> 01:42:49,206
I NEVER THOUGHT I'’D BE THE KIND
OF PERSON TO GET DIVORCED.

1768
01:42:49,206 --> 01:42:53,123
I GREW UP WITH THESE IDEAS
OF LOVE EVERLASTING,
BUT I GUESS THESE THINGS HAPPEN.

1769
01:42:53,123 --> 01:42:56,735
AND I JUST FEEL--
I FEEL EXCITED ABOUT...

1770
01:42:56,735 --> 01:42:59,738
GETTING ON WITH
THE REST OF MY LIFE.

1771
01:42:59,738 --> 01:43:03,742
I FEEL HOPEFUL.
I FEEL RELIEVED--
VERY RELIEVED.

1772
01:43:03,742 --> 01:43:08,138
I WAS REALLY SICK
OF HIM, REALLY.
NO, I'’M JUST--

1773
01:43:08,138 --> 01:43:10,140
I DON'’T KNOW.

1774
01:43:10,140 --> 01:43:13,491
I DON'’T THINK ANYBODY
HAS ANY OF THE ANSWERS
TO ANY OF THIS.

1775
01:43:13,491 --> 01:43:15,754
I MEAN, SEX AND LOVE,
IT'’S ALL SO COMPLEX.

1776
01:43:15,754 --> 01:43:19,454
IF WE HAD ANSWERS, ALL OF US
WOULD BE IN THESE GREAT,
SOLID, HAPPY RELATIONSHIPS.

1777
01:43:19,454 --> 01:43:21,804
BUT SO FEW OF US ARE.

1778
01:43:21,804 --> 01:43:25,808
WE'’RE ALL SEARCHIN'’
FOR THAT THING AND WE HAVE
SO MUCH TROUBLE FINDIN'’ IT,

1779
01:43:25,808 --> 01:43:28,985
BUT, WHO KNOWS, MAYBE
THAT'’S PART OF THE FUN
OF THE WHOLE THING.

1780
01:43:36,862 --> 01:43:40,562
♪ I NEED YOUR UNDERSTANDING
I NEED YOUR LOVE ♪

1781
01:43:40,562 --> 01:43:42,433
♪ SO MUCH ♪

1782
01:43:44,479 --> 01:43:47,786
♪ YOU TELL ME
THAT YOU LOVE ME SO
YOU TELL ME THAT YOU CARE ♪

1783
01:43:47,786 --> 01:43:50,354
♪ BUT WHEN I NEED YOU ♪ ♪ BABY ♪

1784
01:43:50,354 --> 01:43:52,313
♪ BABY ♪ ♪ YOU'’RE NEVER THERE ♪

1785
01:43:52,313 --> 01:43:55,925
♪ ON THE PHONE
LONG, LONG DISTANCE ♪

1786
01:43:55,925 --> 01:44:00,146
♪ ALWAYS THROUGH
SUCH STRONG RESISTANCE ♪

1787
01:44:00,146 --> 01:44:03,585
♪ FIRST YOU SAY
YOU'’RE TOO BUSY ♪

1788
01:44:03,585 --> 01:44:07,589
♪ I WONDER IF YOU
EVEN MISS ME ♪

1789
01:44:07,589 --> 01:44:10,809
♪ NEVER THERE ♪

1790
01:44:10,809 --> 01:44:14,726
♪ YOU'’RE NEVER THERE ♪

1791
01:44:14,726 --> 01:44:18,774
♪ YOU'’RE NEVER, EVER
EVER, EVER THERE ♪

1792
01:44:20,602 --> 01:44:22,473
♪ HEY ♪

1793
01:44:37,967 --> 01:44:41,884
♪ A GOLDEN BIRD THAT FLIES AWAY
A CANDLESTICK O'’ FLAME ♪ ♪ HEY ♪

1794
01:44:41,884 --> 01:44:45,757
♪ TO THINK I HELD YOU YESTERDAY
YOUR LOVE WAS JUST A GAME ♪

1795
01:44:45,757 --> 01:44:49,500
♪ A GOLDEN BIRD THAT FLIES AWAY
A CANDLESTICK O'’ FLAME ♪ ♪ HEY ♪

1796
01:44:49,500 --> 01:44:53,156
♪ TO THINK I HELD YOU YESTERDAY
YOUR LOVE WAS JUST A GAME ♪ ♪ HEY ♪

1797
01:44:53,156 --> 01:44:56,551
♪ YOU TELL ME
THAT YOU LOVE ME SO
YOU TELL ME THAT YOU CARE ♪

1798
01:44:56,551 --> 01:44:58,857
♪ BUT WHEN I NEED YOU ♪ ♪ BABY ♪

1799
01:44:58,857 --> 01:45:00,859
♪ BABY ♪

1800
01:45:00,859 --> 01:45:04,907
♪ TAKE THE TIME
TO GET TO KNOW ME ♪

1801
01:45:04,907 --> 01:45:08,650
♪ IF YOU WANT ME
WHY CAN'’T YOU JUST SHOW ME ♪

1802
01:45:08,650 --> 01:45:12,871
♪ WE'’RE ALWAYS ON
THIS ROLLER COASTER ♪

1803
01:45:12,871 --> 01:45:16,179
♪ IF YOU WANT ME
WHY CAN'’T YOU GET CLOSER ♪

1804
01:45:16,179 --> 01:45:19,443
♪ NEVER THERE ♪

1805
01:45:19,443 --> 01:45:23,317
♪ YOU'’RE NEVER THERE ♪

1806
01:45:23,317 --> 01:45:27,669
♪ YOU'’RE NEVER, EVER
EVER, EVER THERE ♪

1807
01:45:28,974 --> 01:45:31,107
♪ HEY ♪

1808
01:45:31,107 --> 01:45:33,239
♪ OOOH, HEY ♪

1809
01:45:34,893 --> 01:45:36,895
♪ YEAH ♪

1810
01:45:36,895 --> 01:45:38,854
♪ HO ♪♪

1811
01:45:59,962 --> 01:46:03,400
♪ SOMEDAY ♪

1812
01:46:03,400 --> 01:46:08,013
♪ I'’LL LOOK INTO
HER GREEN EYES ♪

1813
01:46:08,013 --> 01:46:12,670
♪ AND KNOW THAT
SHE'’LL COME WITH ME ♪

1814
01:46:12,670 --> 01:46:14,890
♪ A GIRL LIKE YOU ♪

1815
01:46:18,023 --> 01:46:21,984
♪ TOO MANY ♪

1816
01:46:21,984 --> 01:46:26,554
♪ THINGS I DO NOT
CARE FOR ♪

1817
01:46:26,554 --> 01:46:30,949
♪ BUT THE ONE THING
THAT I ADORE ♪

1818
01:46:30,949 --> 01:46:33,909
♪ IS A GIRL LIKE YOU ♪

1819
01:46:36,390 --> 01:46:40,959
♪ I'’LL ALWAYS TRY ♪

1820
01:46:40,959 --> 01:46:45,399
♪ TO LOOK YOU
IN THE EYE ♪

1821
01:46:45,399 --> 01:46:47,575
♪ IT'’S OKAY ♪

1822
01:46:49,228 --> 01:46:51,927
♪ A GIRL LIKE YOU ♪

1823
01:46:54,495 --> 01:46:58,629
♪ TOMORROW ♪

1824
01:46:58,629 --> 01:47:02,981
♪ I THINK I'’LL TELL YOU
SOMETHING ♪

1825
01:47:02,981 --> 01:47:07,421
♪ THE THING THAT
I HAVEN'’T SAID ♪

1826
01:47:07,421 --> 01:47:09,814
♪ TO A GIRL LIKE YOU ♪

1827
01:47:12,991 --> 01:47:16,865
♪ AND EVEN IF ♪

1828
01:47:16,865 --> 01:47:21,130
♪ I DON'’T KNOW WHAT
THE DAY WILL BRING ♪

1829
01:47:21,130 --> 01:47:25,743
♪ STILL I CAN TELL
MOST ANYTHING ♪

1830
01:47:25,743 --> 01:47:29,051
♪ TO A GIRL LIKE YOU ♪

1831
01:47:30,182 --> 01:47:33,055
♪ A GIRL LIKE YOU ♪

1832
01:47:35,013 --> 01:47:43,152
♪ A GIRL LIKE YOU ♪♪