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[I Can't Get Started by
Ella Fitzgerald playing]
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[Music stops]
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- Sookie, you've got to be kidding.
- What?
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- You can't walk down the aisle to that.
- Why?
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- It's depressing.
- It's Ella.
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- It's morbid.
- It's a classic song.
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About a woman who can't
make her relationship work...
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whose life is full of
emptiness, regret and pain.
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Who listens to the lyrics?
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Anyone not hanging out with
Annie Sullivan by the water pump.
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What are these?
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Those are some alternative
songs, but I really like this one.
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Alternative songs?
Good. Let's see.
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- Hey Jude?
- Paul wrote it for Julian to cheer him up.
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- Seasons In The Sun?
- A sentimental favorite.
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- Cat's In The Cradle?
- It makes you reexamine your priorities.
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Don't Cry Out Loud? Sookie,
do you even like Jackson?
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- I have a wonderful suggestion.
- Great. Let's hear it.
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Okay, here we go.
How about I leave?
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- And then do what?
- That's it.
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I leave and I don't have to
listen to this insanity anymore.
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What do you think? I love it.
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I am in the wedding, which means
you have to run it all by yourself...
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- something you've never done before.
- Please.
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How about Lane and I come
up with a few more suggestions?
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Still melodic, but not
quite as Girl, interrupted.
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- All right, fine.
- Great.
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Michel, how is the
RSVP list coming?
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I must say this has been
especially challenging for me.
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When you are talking about a
wedding with up to 40 people...
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all living within a
five-mile radius...
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how can one person
keep track of all of that?
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Just an answer will do.
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It got a little hairy there for a moment. I
almost needed a second sheet of paper.
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You won't annoy me out
of making you handle it.
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We'll see.
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My cousin Carl canceled,
so I have two empty seats.
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Anyone else you want to invite?
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I've got Lane and
Dean. I'm good.
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- What about Emily and Richard?
- Emily and Richard who?
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- Your Emily and Richard.
- Sookie, you're way too sweet.
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She took the trouble to help me
plan the first phase of the wedding.
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- The crazy phase of the wedding.
- It was sweet and I appreciate it.
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If it wasn't for your mother, I
wouldn't have settled on pink.
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Why is that?
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- I wanted yellow, and she said no.
- With logic like that.
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Come on. Just ask
her. I want you to.
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- Okay, I'll ask her.
- Good.
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What are you doing?
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It gets happier the
second time you hear it.
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[I Can't Get Started by
Ella Fitzgerald playing]
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Snappier, isn't it?
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You know what I just realized?
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"Oy" is the funniest
word in the entire world.
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I mean, think about it. You never hear
the word "oy," and not smile. Impossible.
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- Funny, funny word.
- Oh, dear God.
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- "Poodle" is another funny word.
- Please drink up, Lorelai.
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If you put "oy" and "poodle"
together in the same sentence...
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you'd have a great
new catchphrase.
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Like, "Oy with the
poodles already."
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So from now on, when the
perfect circumstances arise...
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we'll use our favorite
new catchphrase:
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"Oy with the poodles already."
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It's knocking "What you
talking about, Willis?"...
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- out of first place.
- For God's sake, be quiet.
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Dinner's ready, Mrs. Gilmore.
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Bless you, Inger. Please tell
Mr. Gilmore. He's in his den.
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Yes, ma'am.
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- Shall we?
- Okay.
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Sookie wanted to know if you and
Dad would like to come to her wedding.
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- Really?
- Yeah, it's gonna be great.
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Small, low-key, but fun.
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She's catering it herself,
so the food will be fantastic...
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and you'd see me and
Rory walk down the aisle...
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in two of the least obnoxious
bridesmaids' dresses created.
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That sounds very
nice. When is it?
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A week from Sunday.
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- A week from Sunday?
- Yes.
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- The wedding is in one week?
- Yes.
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- So this is a pity invite?
- A what?
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Someone canceled
at the last minute...
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and rather than being
left with empty seats...
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she asked you to
ask us. How nice.
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- That's not what happened.
- No, that's quite all right.
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Far be it for me to be invited with
the first batch of actual wanted guests.
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This is just fine.
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It's not a pity invite. She
really wants you to come.
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- Is that so?
- Yes, that's so.
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- Where is our invitation?
- What?
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Our invitation.
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She must have at least given
you an invitation to give us.
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She felt it would be more
special coming directly from me.
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So she was out of invitations.
I never felt so special.
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She wants you to come.
There's no reason to be insulted.
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I guess I should be thrilled I didn't get
a call as you were on your way there.
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Do not turn this into
something it's not.
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Do we have a choice between
chicken or fish, or do we bring our own?
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- Stop.
- Perhaps she would like us...
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to pick up some ice along the
way, or help out parking the cars.
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Mom, look, isn't Rory pretty?
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Apologies all around. I could
not get Adamson off the phone.
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We were just talking about how
pretty Rory is. Give him the baby face.
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- Rory gets lovelier every day.
- Thank you, Grandpa.
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- Richard.
- Oh, God.
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- Guess what Lorelai just told me.
- What?
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We are invited to
Sookie's wedding.
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- How nice. When is it?
- A week from Sunday.
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So it's a pity invite.
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Oy with the poodles already.
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- How are your pancakes?
- Good.
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- Good or really good?
- Good.
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- So not really good?
- Fine. Really good.
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Okay.
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But are they great?
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Rory, would you perhaps
like to trade breakfasts?
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- You mean your pancakes for my eggs?
- Yeah.
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Okay.
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You're crazy. These
pancakes are great.
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That's 12.
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- Two more and she'll come in.
- I don't know.
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She's been walking back
and forth for 20 minutes...
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and still hasn't
made it to the door.
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But look how much closer
to the building she's gotten.
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Why don't we just
bring her something out?
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No, she and Luke have been
fighting for too long. She has to do this.
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- You're cruel.
- Tough love, baby.
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- I think she's coming in.
- How can you tell?
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She's got the shoe-sale face on.
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- Okay, I did it. I'm in.
- Good girl.
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That wasn't so bad. It
took a while, but not so bad.
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- Wait. Why are you eating?
- You took 30 minutes to come in.
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- But I'm here now, and I'm like cheese.
- What?
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She gets better with time.
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- Sorry, we got school.
- But...
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Order breakfast.
I'll leave the paper.
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- See you tonight.
- Dean, don't leave me.
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You'll be fine.
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You'll be fine.
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[Door closing]
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- Hey.
- Hello.
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Good doughnut selection
this morning, really.
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Good variety, good
color, good goodness.
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Well, so the choices are there.
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It all comes down to
what I'm in the mood for.
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Sprinkled or chocolate
or jelly or glazed.
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Maple or sticky
or apple or raised.
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A little doughnut rhyme there.
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Never mind. Can I have a
chocolate and a sprinkled?
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- So this is how it's gonna be with us now?
- No idea what you're talking about.
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- You're pulling a "Mr. Freeze" on me.
- I'm not.
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I'm gonna need snow
chains just to get out of here.
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I assume you want coffee
with your doughnuts?
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I'm sorry, Luke. It was a bad
night. I completely freaked out.
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I said some things.
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- Did you get my note?
- I got your note.
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- Did you read my note?
- I read your note.
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- And?
- It was very well-written.
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That's it?
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I also enjoyed the Garfield
stationery. That's one funny cat.
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- I said I was sorry.
- Yes, you did.
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- I said it a million times.
- You said it four times...
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but I understand you're
embellishing for dramatic effect.
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- Stop.
- Stop what?
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Stop this robot talk. If you're
mad, just act like you're mad at me.
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I'm not mad at you.
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You're being really unfair.
Rory was in the hospital.
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What is it exactly that you want me to
do? I'm not mad. I'm not holding a grudge.
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I heard your apology. I'm being
polite. I listened to your doughnut bit.
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I got you your coffee. What
would make you happy?
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- I want Luke back.
- He's standing right here.
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No, he's not.
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Better drinking
fountains, updated lockers,
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clearly marked boys'
and girls' restrooms.
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Non-dairy and wheat-free
alternatives in the cafeteria.
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A larger voice in the monetary
disbursal of charitable funds...
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donated to our institution.
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Because it is our
institution, yours and mine.
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Remember, people. If Chilton
soars, we soar. If Chilton fails, we fail.
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It is up to us. We must
get involved. We must care.
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It is not enough
to sign a petition...
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to get a Little Debbie
machine installed in the corridor.
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Snack cakes will
not change the world.
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Cream filling will
not decide our legacy.
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How will future generations of Chilton
students remember the Class of 2003?
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John F. Kennedy once said:
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"Ask not what your
country can do for you..."
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"Ask what you can
do for your country."
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Those eloquent words are just
as relevant here in this hall today.
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What can you...
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the future of Chilton, of
America, of the world...
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what can you do for your school?
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I will tell you what you can do.
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You can vote for me, Paris
Geller, for Student Body President.
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And let me start
tomorrow for you today.
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Thank you.
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Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to
thank Reese McKinley, Schotzie Leasen...
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and Paris Geller, your
presidential candidates for next year.
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Elections will be held this
Friday. Good luck to all of you.
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This concludes today's
assembly. You are all dismissed.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Did you get the "Little
Debbie" comment?
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All of it? Cream
filling and snack cake?
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- Every delicious morsel.
- Good, good.
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So how do you think it went?
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I think it went fine.
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Fine as in better than
Reese and Schotzie?
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- Fine as in fine.
- How are you skewing the article?
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You'll have to wait and read
about it like everyone else.
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- Write whatever you want.
- I will.
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Make sure you mention that...
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Schotzie pulling the Sharon
Stone, Basic instinct bit...
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was an attempt to
distract the student body...
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- from my mandatory recycling program.
- Go away.
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- I got it.
- You do? Come on, tell me.
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- Okay, 150 students were polled.
- A total cross-section.
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We talked to people that we
should never even have to stand near.
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The hairstyles proved the Farrelly
brothers are not making it up.
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Have I ever been mistaken
for a patient person?
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Right, sorry. So we
added the votes up.
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- You added?
- She added.
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Continue.
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When asked who is the most
qualified for the job of President...
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- 90% said you.
- Really?
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When asked who would be
the most competent President...
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the answer was, once again, you.
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- So that's it. I'm in.
- Not quite.
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Most competent, most
qualified. What else is there?
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- We also polled likeability.
- And?
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- While people think you're smart...
- And competent.
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And competent, they
also find you, well, a tad...
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Scary.
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Someone thought a Halloween
mask of you would sell big.
233
00:12:09,026 --> 00:12:11,456
Well, fine. They don't
like me. Big deal, right?
234
00:12:11,649 --> 00:12:13,397
- I'm still most competent.
- Yes.
235
00:12:13,564 --> 00:12:16,949
But when asked if the likeability
issue would affect their voting choice...
236
00:12:17,185 --> 00:12:19,536
- almost 100% said yes.
- That's crazy.
237
00:12:19,725 --> 00:12:22,109
People would vote for a
moronic twink who they liked...
238
00:12:22,306 --> 00:12:23,941
over someone who
can actually do the job?
239
00:12:24,096 --> 00:12:26,402
- Sad but true.
- Well, what do I do?
240
00:12:26,594 --> 00:12:28,388
Hope for a sex scandal?
241
00:12:28,551 --> 00:12:30,663
- Louise?
- I'm on it.
242
00:12:38,875 --> 00:12:40,669
- Hey.
- Tomorrow, with everyone else.
243
00:12:40,832 --> 00:12:43,058
I have been racking
my brains for weeks...
244
00:12:43,247 --> 00:12:46,359
trying to figure out who should
be my Vice-Presidential candidate.
245
00:12:46,576 --> 00:12:49,723
Who would be yin to my yang, Joel
to my Ethan, Damon to my Affleck?
246
00:12:49,949 --> 00:12:53,174
And then, suddenly, it
hits me. The perfect person.
247
00:12:53,405 --> 00:12:54,473
- Who?
- You.
248
00:12:54,611 --> 00:12:55,963
- What?
- It's genius.
249
00:12:56,111 --> 00:12:58,700
We could announce it
tomorrow. Geller and Gilmore.
250
00:12:58,899 --> 00:13:02,124
We even have a "G" thing. Never
underestimate the power of alliteration.
251
00:13:02,355 --> 00:13:03,751
I don't want to
be Vice-President.
252
00:13:03,895 --> 00:13:06,484
- Every girl wants to be Vice-President.
- Not this one.
253
00:13:06,685 --> 00:13:09,240
You have to. It's the only
way. Please, I'm begging you.
254
00:13:09,432 --> 00:13:11,339
- Paris...
- They hate me, okay?
255
00:13:11,514 --> 00:13:14,500
- Who hates you?
- Everyone in the whole school hates me.
256
00:13:14,719 --> 00:13:18,148
They think I'm the best for the
job, but they won't vote for me...
257
00:13:18,383 --> 00:13:19,576
so I'm going to lose.
258
00:13:19,715 --> 00:13:22,020
How is my running with
you gonna change anything?
259
00:13:22,213 --> 00:13:26,040
Because people think you're nice.
You're quiet. You say, "Excuse me."
260
00:13:26,292 --> 00:13:29,086
You look like birds help you
get dressed. They don't fear you.
261
00:13:29,290 --> 00:13:31,357
I haven't been dressed
by a bird since I was two.
262
00:13:31,537 --> 00:13:33,571
- You will soften my image.
- You're crazy.
263
00:13:33,744 --> 00:13:36,016
- Please?
- No, I don't want to be in politics.
264
00:13:36,201 --> 00:13:37,427
I just want to write about it.
265
00:13:37,574 --> 00:13:38,801
You won't have to do anything.
266
00:13:38,949 --> 00:13:40,539
I'll do the work and
make the speeches.
267
00:13:40,696 --> 00:13:42,842
- You just have to sit there and be nice.
- No. Bye.
268
00:13:43,028 --> 00:13:44,981
Harvard loves this kind of crap.
269
00:13:48,940 --> 00:13:51,847
Being Vice-President is just
one more thing to put you ahead...
270
00:13:52,062 --> 00:13:54,174
of the thousands of
straight A students...
271
00:13:54,352 --> 00:13:56,067
who are applying for
the same spot you are.
272
00:13:56,225 --> 00:13:57,895
Think about it. You say no...
273
00:13:58,057 --> 00:14:00,487
then comes the day when
the letter from Harvard arrives.
274
00:14:00,679 --> 00:14:03,825
They've turned you down.
Enjoy Connecticut State, sucker.
275
00:14:04,052 --> 00:14:07,038
Tell me you won't be thinking,
"What if I had just run with Paris?"
276
00:14:07,257 --> 00:14:09,766
"What if the one thing that
could have ensured my place..."
277
00:14:09,963 --> 00:14:12,790
"Behind those ivy-covered
walls I just walked away from?"
278
00:14:14,626 --> 00:14:16,659
- Fine.
- Yes. Okay.
279
00:14:16,832 --> 00:14:19,341
I guess just being nice to
people never occurred to you?
280
00:14:19,538 --> 00:14:21,128
That is exactly
what I need from you.
281
00:14:21,286 --> 00:14:23,399
Rebecca of Sunnybrook
Farm for the new millennium.
282
00:14:23,576 --> 00:14:27,120
Wear some braids tomorrow,
with bows. Hell, let's sell it, sister.
283
00:14:28,530 --> 00:14:29,568
- How do you feel?
- Great.
284
00:14:29,696 --> 00:14:32,410
- Not at all sad?
- About getting my arm back? No.
285
00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:35,677
Really? 'Cause I've kind of
gotten used to Castie over here.
286
00:14:35,899 --> 00:14:39,284
We decorated him. We talked to
him. We protected him from getting wet.
287
00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:42,348
It's time to stop getting
attached to inanimate objects.
288
00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:45,433
Castie, no one understands
you like I do. What?
289
00:14:46,223 --> 00:14:48,732
No, I did not know
Mr. Band-Aid said that to you.
290
00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:51,041
I will talk to him
when we get home.
291
00:14:51,219 --> 00:14:52,933
- How are you doing?
- Dr. Sue, thank God.
292
00:14:53,092 --> 00:14:55,601
Rory, let's get this
thing off your arm.
293
00:14:55,798 --> 00:14:57,116
- What do you say?
- Not a word.
294
00:14:57,255 --> 00:14:59,129
CHRISTOPHER: This
one here? Which one?
295
00:14:59,628 --> 00:15:01,615
Hey, you in the white.
Come on, point a finger.
296
00:15:01,793 --> 00:15:04,019
- Dad?
- Christopher?
297
00:15:04,374 --> 00:15:05,567
There you are.
298
00:15:05,707 --> 00:15:07,455
- Is it still on?
- What are you doing?
299
00:15:07,621 --> 00:15:09,450
Great, I didn't miss it.
300
00:15:09,619 --> 00:15:11,448
- Hey, Doctor, I'm Dad.
- Nice to meet you.
301
00:15:11,617 --> 00:15:12,735
I can't believe you're here.
302
00:15:12,825 --> 00:15:14,937
I told you I wanted to
come for the big unveiling.
303
00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:18,147
But I didn't think you would drive
all the way from Boston again.
304
00:15:18,362 --> 00:15:19,997
- You getting sick of me?
- Frankly, yes.
305
00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:21,981
- Everyone here now?
- I think so.
306
00:15:22,151 --> 00:15:23,219
Then let's do it.
307
00:15:23,358 --> 00:15:26,105
And if at all possible,
we'd like to keep the arm.
308
00:15:26,313 --> 00:15:27,789
I'll try my best.
309
00:15:31,934 --> 00:15:34,364
- So where to next?
- I have to get home.
310
00:15:34,557 --> 00:15:37,112
- I have to review my campaign platform.
- Campaign platform?
311
00:15:37,303 --> 00:15:40,733
Our little Hillary Clinton here is
running for Student Body Vice-President.
312
00:15:41,426 --> 00:15:45,730
Elections are on Friday, but I'm very
torn about which way I want it to go.
313
00:15:46,004 --> 00:15:48,593
I spent four hours making
picture buttons. You want to win.
314
00:15:48,794 --> 00:15:50,986
If I win, I have to be
Vice-President next year.
315
00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:53,597
Plus, I'll have to spend
my summer in Washington...
316
00:15:53,790 --> 00:15:55,147
for a junior
leadership program...
317
00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:58,116
which means six weeks of me
and Paris together in a dorm room.
318
00:15:58,327 --> 00:16:01,677
How about this? I'll come back on
Thursday and take you guys to dinner.
319
00:16:01,908 --> 00:16:04,133
Then we'll break into
Chilton and tamper with votes.
320
00:16:04,322 --> 00:16:06,468
- We can't.
- Thursday is Sookie's rehearsal dinner.
321
00:16:06,654 --> 00:16:09,925
Then you have to put your trust in
the democratic system. Good luck.
322
00:16:10,150 --> 00:16:13,262
If you're gonna be in the area
Thursday night, you could come with us.
323
00:16:13,481 --> 00:16:15,071
But it's Sookie's
rehearsal dinner.
324
00:16:15,230 --> 00:16:17,978
She would love it. She's
cooking for a thousand. It'll be fun.
325
00:16:18,185 --> 00:16:19,503
I'm bringing Dean.
326
00:16:19,642 --> 00:16:21,754
- If you can't do it, then...
- What time?
327
00:16:21,932 --> 00:16:23,329
- 7:30 p.m.
- I'm there.
328
00:16:23,847 --> 00:16:25,675
That's great. I'll tell her.
329
00:16:27,053 --> 00:16:28,370
[Glasses clinking]
330
00:16:29,051 --> 00:16:31,004
A toast. Everybody, a toast.
331
00:16:31,174 --> 00:16:33,604
Ladies, gentlemen,
honored guests...
332
00:16:34,879 --> 00:16:37,468
who owns the silver Volvo?
'Cause you're blocking me in.
333
00:16:38,542 --> 00:16:41,892
Well, it's better than the toast he
made at the Abromowitz wedding.
334
00:16:42,456 --> 00:16:45,681
- How long before I move the car?
- Give it another 10 minutes.
335
00:16:45,911 --> 00:16:49,261
Come on, I've got to go. My
mom is waiting. This isn't funny.
336
00:16:51,406 --> 00:16:52,474
We need to talk.
337
00:16:52,614 --> 00:16:54,291
- What's the matter?
- The bedroom, please.
338
00:16:54,403 --> 00:16:57,072
- I'm melting chocolate here.
- The chocolate can wait.
339
00:16:57,276 --> 00:16:59,422
My father just took me
aside and handed me this.
340
00:16:59,608 --> 00:17:01,720
- He handed you a skirt?
- It's not a skirt.
341
00:17:01,897 --> 00:17:02,965
It's a kilt.
342
00:17:03,896 --> 00:17:05,247
Why did he hand this to you?
343
00:17:05,394 --> 00:17:07,427
He gave this to me to
wear on my wedding day.
344
00:17:07,601 --> 00:17:09,191
- No.
- Yes.
345
00:17:09,350 --> 00:17:12,541
He wore it at his wedding. My
grandfather wore it at his wedding.
346
00:17:12,763 --> 00:17:14,398
Apparently
there's a tradition...
347
00:17:14,553 --> 00:17:17,267
where the men in my family
get very airy on the big day.
348
00:17:17,966 --> 00:17:20,411
Well, honey, if it
means that much to him.
349
00:17:20,423 --> 00:17:21,316
Are you crazy?
350
00:17:21,547 --> 00:17:22,615
He's your father.
351
00:17:22,755 --> 00:17:26,503
You won't let me wear shorts in public,
but you're letting me get married in this?
352
00:17:26,751 --> 00:17:28,863
- What are you gonna do?
- I'm gonna wear pants.
353
00:17:29,041 --> 00:17:30,676
If he doesn't like
it, let him not come.
354
00:17:30,830 --> 00:17:32,579
He has to come.
He's the best man.
355
00:17:32,746 --> 00:17:34,733
- Too bad.
- Jackson, come on.
356
00:17:34,911 --> 00:17:36,739
Shorts are different.
They cut you funny.
357
00:17:36,909 --> 00:17:40,452
Okay, that's it. I need
some air. Grab the bottle.
358
00:17:41,613 --> 00:17:43,328
Bossy. I like it.
359
00:17:46,775 --> 00:17:49,568
Wow. I hope the second
act is as good as the first one.
360
00:17:49,772 --> 00:17:52,646
Well, it's a wedding. Things
are supposed to be horrible.
361
00:17:52,936 --> 00:17:56,763
When Jackson came out
holding that kilt, I felt for him.
362
00:17:57,017 --> 00:17:58,288
I know. So did I.
363
00:17:58,432 --> 00:18:00,067
Please, I saw what
your face was doing.
364
00:18:00,222 --> 00:18:01,573
What was my face doing?
365
00:18:01,721 --> 00:18:03,674
Counting how many
Brigadoon references...
366
00:18:03,844 --> 00:18:06,399
you could come up with to
torture him with on a later date.
367
00:18:06,592 --> 00:18:08,068
How dare you accuse
my face of that?
368
00:18:08,215 --> 00:18:10,282
My face is calling Gloria
Allred when we get home.
369
00:18:10,463 --> 00:18:11,621
- How many references?
- None.
370
00:18:11,712 --> 00:18:12,745
How many?
371
00:18:13,127 --> 00:18:16,637
Twelve. Including a few bars of
I'll Go Home With Bonnie Jean.
372
00:18:16,874 --> 00:18:19,668
I'm begging you, take plenty
of pictures at this wedding...
373
00:18:19,872 --> 00:18:21,700
because I have a
feeling it'll be a classic.
374
00:18:21,870 --> 00:18:25,697
If you are gonna be in town for the
day, you should just come with us...
375
00:18:26,782 --> 00:18:29,496
- and see all the fireworks for yourself.
- Okay.
376
00:18:30,529 --> 00:18:32,516
- Okay?
- Yeah.
377
00:18:32,694 --> 00:18:35,158
- Just like that, okay?
- If Sookie doesn't mind.
378
00:18:35,358 --> 00:18:37,231
- What's going on with you?
- What do you mean?
379
00:18:37,398 --> 00:18:39,227
I mean,
Mr. Suddenly-I'm-Everywhere...
380
00:18:39,396 --> 00:18:41,861
how come you can just
agree to come to the wedding?
381
00:18:42,060 --> 00:18:43,059
Because I can.
382
00:18:43,184 --> 00:18:44,854
Don't you have to check
your appointments?
383
00:18:45,017 --> 00:18:47,969
- It's on a Sunday.
- Don't you have to check with Sherry?
384
00:18:50,220 --> 00:18:52,287
- Chris, what's up?
- Nothing.
385
00:18:53,051 --> 00:18:55,004
Sherry's not in town.
386
00:18:55,174 --> 00:18:57,809
Even if she was, I still
don't think she'd mind.
387
00:18:58,006 --> 00:18:59,993
Because she's the
coolest chick in the world?
388
00:19:00,170 --> 00:19:03,474
Because things aren't
going too well for us lately.
389
00:19:03,709 --> 00:19:06,821
- Oh, no.
- She had this big business trip planned.
390
00:19:07,039 --> 00:19:08,787
And before she
left, we had a talk.
391
00:19:08,954 --> 00:19:10,147
- Yikes.
- Yeah.
392
00:19:10,286 --> 00:19:13,590
We tried to come up with some
answers, but we couldn't think of anything.
393
00:19:13,908 --> 00:19:17,293
So she left, and we said we'd
take this time apart to think.
394
00:19:17,530 --> 00:19:19,279
And what have you been thinking?
395
00:19:19,445 --> 00:19:21,352
About finding an apartment.
396
00:19:21,651 --> 00:19:23,763
Wow. That's so weird.
397
00:19:24,024 --> 00:19:27,976
The last time I saw you two, you
were both nauseating, actually.
398
00:19:29,144 --> 00:19:31,495
We made ourselves
sick a few times.
399
00:19:31,685 --> 00:19:34,240
- I don't know what to say.
- No, there's nothing to say.
400
00:19:34,432 --> 00:19:38,100
It's nobody's
fault. It just isn't it.
401
00:19:38,637 --> 00:19:42,419
- Are you okay?
- Yeah. I'm okay. Thanks.
402
00:19:42,675 --> 00:19:46,582
Well, then it's decided. You'll
come with me to Sookie's wedding...
403
00:19:46,837 --> 00:19:48,189
and you make sure I stop...
404
00:19:48,337 --> 00:19:52,085
one or two brigadoonisms shy of
Jackson taking me out with a bagpipe.
405
00:19:52,333 --> 00:19:53,889
It would be my pleasure.
406
00:19:56,579 --> 00:19:57,851
Oh, my God. I'm so tired.
407
00:19:57,995 --> 00:19:59,346
- Hey, Mom.
- Yes, angel?
408
00:19:59,494 --> 00:20:02,003
Do you know where the
almonds I made for Table 5 went?
409
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:03,198
No.
410
00:20:03,324 --> 00:20:05,311
They were here last night
before Sookie's dinner.
411
00:20:05,489 --> 00:20:06,635
- Really, how odd?
- Yeah.
412
00:20:06,779 --> 00:20:10,243
And this morning, I found some on
the staircase leading to your bedroom.
413
00:20:10,484 --> 00:20:11,482
Ghosts?
414
00:20:11,608 --> 00:20:14,117
It took me six hours to
make those almond bundles.
415
00:20:14,314 --> 00:20:16,301
Well, see if you can
beat that next time.
416
00:20:16,479 --> 00:20:18,386
So you got home
late from Sookie's?
417
00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:20,627
Yeah, I stayed to help
her clean up a little.
418
00:20:20,808 --> 00:20:22,681
- Guess what?
- What?
419
00:20:22,848 --> 00:20:25,437
- I know something you don't know.
- What?
420
00:20:25,638 --> 00:20:28,102
Okay, just remember it's
really wrong to gossip...
421
00:20:28,302 --> 00:20:31,890
unless it's true or just way too
good not to tell everyone you see...
422
00:20:32,132 --> 00:20:34,119
- whether you know them or not.
- What is it?
423
00:20:34,297 --> 00:20:35,295
[Phone ringing]
424
00:20:35,463 --> 00:20:39,369
That's my conscience
calling. Tell it enough already.
425
00:20:39,626 --> 00:20:41,772
- Hello?
- How's this sound for a template?
426
00:20:41,956 --> 00:20:45,783
"I have done my best. I
have lost. Mr. Nixon has won."
427
00:20:46,037 --> 00:20:48,070
"The democratic process
has worked its will..."
428
00:20:48,243 --> 00:20:51,195
"So now let's get on with the
urgent task of uniting this country."
429
00:20:51,407 --> 00:20:53,916
- What is that?
- Hubert Humphrey's concession speech.
430
00:20:54,113 --> 00:20:57,418
Other than the part about Nixon,
parts of it really seem to apply here.
431
00:20:57,651 --> 00:20:59,400
- Paris...
- I'm not going to steal it.
432
00:20:59,567 --> 00:21:01,440
I'll paraphrase
and give him credit.
433
00:21:01,607 --> 00:21:05,638
Not that the person who actually wins
will even know who Hubert Humphrey is...
434
00:21:05,895 --> 00:21:08,245
but I bet they'll organize
one boffo senior ditch day.
435
00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:10,307
- Where are you?
- In the auditorium.
436
00:21:10,474 --> 00:21:12,507
I wanted to be here for
one last meet-and-greet.
437
00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:15,235
- Get them before they go to the booth.
- Leave now.
438
00:21:15,428 --> 00:21:17,185
- But...
- People will think you're insane...
439
00:21:17,301 --> 00:21:20,731
and generally people are scared of
the insane. See where I'm going here?
440
00:21:20,965 --> 00:21:22,872
- I'm going to lose.
- You don't know that.
441
00:21:23,047 --> 00:21:24,523
Yes, I do.
442
00:21:24,919 --> 00:21:29,586
Because even if I win, I only won
because of you. So either way, I lose.
443
00:21:29,874 --> 00:21:32,781
Come on. Go get a
cup of coffee. Relax.
444
00:21:32,996 --> 00:21:36,381
You deserve this job. I swear.
Put away the concession speech.
445
00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:39,994
Hubert Humphrey must not have
been considered very fun either.
446
00:21:40,198 --> 00:21:41,992
I'll see you at school.
447
00:21:42,155 --> 00:21:46,584
God, she wants to win so badly,
and me not so badly. I feel terrible.
448
00:21:46,859 --> 00:21:48,086
You know you wanna win...
449
00:21:48,233 --> 00:21:50,266
so you can spend your
summer in Washington.
450
00:21:50,439 --> 00:21:53,187
Don't even talk about Washington.
It gives me a stomach ache.
451
00:21:53,395 --> 00:21:55,701
- It'd be wonderful.
- Then you and I will go some day.
452
00:21:55,892 --> 00:21:59,640
Look at you. Trying to
make Mommy feel better.
453
00:21:59,889 --> 00:22:02,398
- Get back to the gossip, please.
- Yeah, okay.
454
00:22:02,761 --> 00:22:05,351
So, guess who's in the
process of breaking up?
455
00:22:05,551 --> 00:22:06,983
- Fred and Jen?
- Bite your tongue.
456
00:22:07,133 --> 00:22:08,166
I don't know.
457
00:22:08,798 --> 00:22:10,230
Sherry and your dad.
458
00:22:10,380 --> 00:22:11,527
- No.
- Yes.
459
00:22:11,671 --> 00:22:13,067
- Dad told you that?
- Last night.
460
00:22:13,211 --> 00:22:15,517
Wow. But they were so together.
461
00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:17,663
I know. Well, now they're not.
462
00:22:17,832 --> 00:22:20,936
- Well, is he...
- Look at you. -What?
463
00:22:21,079 --> 00:22:23,907
- You're totally gloating.
- I'm not gloating.
464
00:22:24,119 --> 00:22:27,151
- Why are you smiling?
- I am not smiling.
465
00:22:27,366 --> 00:22:30,113
- I had a little stroke.
- You're smiling.
466
00:22:31,237 --> 00:22:34,939
If he was all broken up about it,
then I'd be sad. But he's not. So...
467
00:22:35,192 --> 00:22:36,702
Fourth rung of
hell, party of one.
468
00:22:36,857 --> 00:22:39,129
Well, at least my
feet won't get cold.
469
00:22:39,438 --> 00:22:41,028
Where did you get that?
470
00:22:41,852 --> 00:22:43,204
- What?
- That.
471
00:22:43,352 --> 00:22:46,100
The Jordan almond you pulled
out of your pajama top and ate.
472
00:22:46,307 --> 00:22:48,896
- Where did you get it?
- Santa Claus.
473
00:22:56,965 --> 00:23:00,156
All right, the piano movers
will be here at 8:00...
474
00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:02,252
and the chairs will
be set up at 9:00.
475
00:23:02,418 --> 00:23:05,530
All the rooms are made up
and ready. I will be in at 10:00.
476
00:23:05,749 --> 00:23:08,099
I am going home, unless
you want me to stay.
477
00:23:08,288 --> 00:23:10,241
Actually, I would. Thanks.
478
00:23:11,285 --> 00:23:14,193
No, I'm sorry. I think
I said that wrong.
479
00:23:14,408 --> 00:23:16,997
I am going home now,
unless you want me to stay.
480
00:23:17,197 --> 00:23:18,946
I would love you
to stay. Thanks.
481
00:23:19,112 --> 00:23:22,178
Okay, once again, my English,
not so good. One more time.
482
00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:26,432
I am going home now after working
six hours longer than I usually work...
483
00:23:26,689 --> 00:23:29,482
and performing tasks I
despise and I'm ashamed of.
484
00:23:29,686 --> 00:23:33,673
Now I am going home to wash off
the stench of this horrifying day...
485
00:23:33,933 --> 00:23:36,965
that is, unless, for some
unknown, godforsaken reason...
486
00:23:37,180 --> 00:23:39,452
you need me to stay.
487
00:23:40,427 --> 00:23:42,142
- Well, actually...
- Goodbye.
488
00:23:43,716 --> 00:23:46,941
Can I grab my bag? I'll go in
the back and change. Thank you.
489
00:23:47,588 --> 00:23:50,574
Hey, I went with the sugar
daffodils for the top tier.
490
00:23:50,794 --> 00:23:54,257
Let me tell you, they look great.
I've outdone myself this time.
491
00:23:54,499 --> 00:23:57,690
- What are you still doing here?
- I want to double check everything.
492
00:23:57,912 --> 00:24:01,183
Don't worry. I'm done. Everything's
fine. I'm going straight to bed.
493
00:24:01,409 --> 00:24:03,203
- Your last night as a single woman.
- Yep.
494
00:24:03,365 --> 00:24:05,239
- You still look good.
- I still feel good.
495
00:24:05,405 --> 00:24:08,755
From tomorrow, you can wear cold
cream to bed and stop shaving your legs.
496
00:24:08,986 --> 00:24:11,700
- That's right, 'cause I got me a man.
- Go to sleep.
497
00:24:12,357 --> 00:24:14,311
- See you tomorrow.
- See you tomorrow.
498
00:24:25,638 --> 00:24:29,226
Look who's got Martha Stewart
locked in a basement. Did you do all this?
499
00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:31,774
Yeah, I did. How's it look?
500
00:24:31,966 --> 00:24:33,681
- It looks great.
- Good.
501
00:24:33,839 --> 00:24:35,872
- What are you doing up?
- I couldn't sleep.
502
00:24:36,129 --> 00:24:39,241
I sweet-talked the maid into
leaving me 10,000 pillow mints...
503
00:24:39,460 --> 00:24:41,050
and I ate them all.
504
00:24:41,207 --> 00:24:42,604
Serves you right.
505
00:24:43,081 --> 00:24:45,114
Oh, God. I'm so exhausted.
506
00:24:45,329 --> 00:24:48,202
- You need some help?
- No, I'm almost done.
507
00:24:50,034 --> 00:24:51,306
[Lorelai sighing]
508
00:24:52,823 --> 00:24:55,935
I got up and went back
to work just now, didn't I?
509
00:24:56,154 --> 00:24:58,061
- Yes, you did.
- Good.
510
00:24:58,651 --> 00:25:00,763
This is not the time to loaf.
511
00:25:02,024 --> 00:25:03,659
I'm so happy for Sookie.
512
00:25:03,813 --> 00:25:06,607
It's like a real,
live love story.
513
00:25:06,811 --> 00:25:08,559
I saw it all happen.
514
00:25:08,726 --> 00:25:11,997
I mean, I hired Jackson.
I watched them meet.
515
00:25:12,556 --> 00:25:16,985
I watched them have several bizarrely
intense arguments over mustard greens.
516
00:25:17,510 --> 00:25:19,736
I watched them fall in love.
517
00:25:20,133 --> 00:25:21,166
[Lorelai sighing]
518
00:25:21,299 --> 00:25:24,251
I got to see it all.
It was a nice show.
519
00:25:33,663 --> 00:25:35,570
- Hi.
- Hi.
520
00:25:46,568 --> 00:25:49,124
- What was that?
- I have no idea.
521
00:25:55,310 --> 00:25:57,741
One more time, and maybe
I'll have an explanation.
522
00:26:01,305 --> 00:26:04,133
- This is not happening.
- I hope to God you're wrong.
523
00:26:05,260 --> 00:26:09,042
But it's us. I mean,
you and I, we...
524
00:26:09,298 --> 00:26:12,172
Have never been in the
same place at the same time.
525
00:26:13,128 --> 00:26:14,445
But now...
526
00:26:21,038 --> 00:26:24,468
- My head is spinning.
- It's the plants in here, too much oxygen.
527
00:26:25,035 --> 00:26:26,669
What do we do now?
528
00:26:27,449 --> 00:26:31,276
- You know, I've got a room upstairs.
- You were that sure you'd get lucky?
529
00:26:31,529 --> 00:26:33,755
I never dreamed
I'd get this lucky.
530
00:26:35,442 --> 00:26:37,748
- That's good.
- So what do you say?
531
00:27:14,742 --> 00:27:17,456
- What are you doing?
- Daffodils. Am I insane?
532
00:27:17,655 --> 00:27:20,369
Can't have daffodils on the
wedding cake. What was I thinking?
533
00:27:20,570 --> 00:27:22,954
- Stop what you're doing now.
- There's too much pink.
534
00:27:23,151 --> 00:27:25,581
- This is not too much pink.
- Pink is for girls.
535
00:27:25,774 --> 00:27:28,159
Jackson's not a girl.
Jackson doesn't like pink.
536
00:27:28,354 --> 00:27:31,102
I have all this pink. It's
like saying, "Screw you."
537
00:27:31,311 --> 00:27:33,457
"You want a say in this?
Well, grow some ovaries."
538
00:27:33,641 --> 00:27:37,265
- Hey, put the pastry bag down.
- I can't. I have to fix this.
539
00:27:37,513 --> 00:27:38,740
Sookie, down.
540
00:27:40,969 --> 00:27:43,274
Step away from
all things edible.
541
00:27:47,464 --> 00:27:49,655
- What happened?
- I don't know.
542
00:27:49,836 --> 00:27:51,506
When I left you, you were fine.
543
00:27:51,668 --> 00:27:54,780
When I went home, I was fine.
When I went to bed, I was fine.
544
00:27:54,998 --> 00:27:59,621
Then I had this dream where my dress
is really short in the back, you know?
545
00:27:59,910 --> 00:28:02,658
I bolt out of bed and put
my dress on. It looks okay.
546
00:28:02,867 --> 00:28:05,331
But then I panic. What if I
remember the dream wrong?
547
00:28:05,531 --> 00:28:08,279
What if my dress isn't
screwed up? What if it's my veil?
548
00:28:08,486 --> 00:28:11,836
So I put on the veil. Then I
remember I'm serving salmon puffs.
549
00:28:12,067 --> 00:28:14,417
Salmon puffs. Completely wrong.
550
00:28:14,607 --> 00:28:17,673
So I had to rush over here and
try to find another first course.
551
00:28:17,895 --> 00:28:21,007
I walk out and these
daffodils... Something snapped.
552
00:28:21,226 --> 00:28:25,688
- And that's when you walked in here.
- Honey, you're nervous. It's natural.
553
00:28:25,972 --> 00:28:29,084
- I wasn't nervous until tonight.
- Well, that's okay.
554
00:28:29,302 --> 00:28:30,937
- I'm scared.
- I know.
555
00:28:31,092 --> 00:28:33,125
- I don't want to get divorced.
- I know.
556
00:28:33,299 --> 00:28:35,854
I don't want to fight all
the time and end up bitter.
557
00:28:36,046 --> 00:28:37,159
I know.
558
00:28:37,295 --> 00:28:40,169
I don't want to be one of
those women sitting around...
559
00:28:40,376 --> 00:28:42,409
making jokes about
husband number two.
560
00:28:42,583 --> 00:28:44,695
- I want number one to last.
- I know.
561
00:28:44,871 --> 00:28:48,495
- I want a guarantee.
- Sookie, you're gonna be fine.
562
00:28:48,743 --> 00:28:50,651
I know. No, I don't.
563
00:28:50,825 --> 00:28:53,778
I need to stop obsessing
on this. Tell me something.
564
00:28:53,989 --> 00:28:55,738
- Like what?
- I don't know. Anything.
565
00:28:55,904 --> 00:28:58,856
Tell me something to make
me stop thinking about this.
566
00:28:59,484 --> 00:29:02,392
- I just slept with Christopher.
- That'll work.
567
00:29:02,606 --> 00:29:04,082
- It just happened.
- When?
568
00:29:04,230 --> 00:29:06,581
- Tonight in his room.
- Oh, my God.
569
00:29:06,769 --> 00:29:08,359
- Was it...
- Yeah.
570
00:29:08,976 --> 00:29:10,532
- What does this mean?
- I don't know.
571
00:29:10,683 --> 00:29:13,034
- Is this a good thing?
- I don't know. I think it is.
572
00:29:13,222 --> 00:29:16,289
Imagine if you and Christopher
got together after all these years.
573
00:29:16,511 --> 00:29:18,896
Hold on. We haven't talked
about that ourselves yet.
574
00:29:19,675 --> 00:29:21,742
Oh, God.
575
00:29:21,923 --> 00:29:23,752
- I know.
- When will you talk about it?
576
00:29:23,921 --> 00:29:26,067
When I go back up with
the snacks I promised.
577
00:29:26,253 --> 00:29:28,320
- He's waiting for you?
- Yes, he is.
578
00:29:29,250 --> 00:29:31,284
- You must get back.
- You need some sleep.
579
00:29:31,456 --> 00:29:33,444
I want to hear all
the details tomorrow.
580
00:29:33,621 --> 00:29:36,971
I'll grab you between the walking
down the aisle and the getting married.
581
00:29:38,950 --> 00:29:40,699
- Hey, Sookie.
- What?
582
00:29:41,739 --> 00:29:43,851
You're in your wedding dress.
583
00:29:44,861 --> 00:29:47,167
- I am.
- You're beautiful.
584
00:29:55,936 --> 00:29:59,206
- Now you go get some sleep.
- And you go get some.
585
00:30:03,096 --> 00:30:06,287
- Room service.
- I do like this hotel.
586
00:30:10,256 --> 00:30:12,323
- That's good. What is it?
- I have no idea.
587
00:30:12,505 --> 00:30:14,810
But if Sookie
asks, Michel ate it.
588
00:30:16,834 --> 00:30:20,343
Should we avoid the subject
for a while or dive right in?
589
00:30:20,622 --> 00:30:22,814
- Call me Greg Louganis.
- Right.
590
00:30:23,827 --> 00:30:25,542
What just happened here...
591
00:30:25,992 --> 00:30:27,741
- Amazing.
- I'm not arguing.
592
00:30:27,908 --> 00:30:30,781
Does that mean there's a
chance for a repeat amazing?
593
00:30:30,988 --> 00:30:33,419
Do you mean right
now or in general?
594
00:30:33,611 --> 00:30:36,996
- Both. Let's start with in general.
- I don't know, Chris.
595
00:30:37,316 --> 00:30:39,542
It's weird, isn't it? I mean...
596
00:30:39,773 --> 00:30:42,408
we found this great balance.
I've been seeing you more.
597
00:30:42,603 --> 00:30:44,432
- We're getting along so well.
- I know.
598
00:30:44,602 --> 00:30:47,350
- And this thing with Sherry is so recent.
- I know.
599
00:30:47,557 --> 00:30:49,783
Then there's Rory
to think about.
600
00:30:49,972 --> 00:30:52,641
We can't go changing
everything on her now.
601
00:30:53,469 --> 00:30:56,740
- Not unless...
- Not unless it's a permanent change.
602
00:30:56,966 --> 00:30:58,714
- Yeah.
- You're so sure it can't be?
603
00:30:58,881 --> 00:31:00,788
No, I'm not so sure.
604
00:31:00,962 --> 00:31:02,949
- The timing seems right.
- I know it does.
605
00:31:03,127 --> 00:31:05,114
Maybe all this stuff
we went through...
606
00:31:05,292 --> 00:31:07,756
that's the journey we
needed to take to end up here.
607
00:31:07,956 --> 00:31:11,068
- Maybe.
- Being a family. Mom, Dad, kid, Volvo.
608
00:31:11,287 --> 00:31:14,558
- The Volvo will have to go.
- It has a nice ring to it.
609
00:31:14,783 --> 00:31:18,133
Yeah, it does. I guess...
610
00:31:19,613 --> 00:31:20,681
What?
611
00:31:22,694 --> 00:31:26,805
- I guess we'll never know until we try.
- So, we try?
612
00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:29,904
Yeah, we try.
613
00:31:38,097 --> 00:31:40,811
I've got ten minutes. How fast
can you make a ham on rye?
614
00:31:41,011 --> 00:31:43,396
- I never clocked it.
- Do you think it could be fast?
615
00:31:43,592 --> 00:31:45,149
Of all the sandwiches...
616
00:31:45,299 --> 00:31:48,093
I believe the ham on rye is one
of the faster ones to assemble.
617
00:31:48,297 --> 00:31:50,647
- And a patty melt? Same time frame?
- Probably longer.
618
00:31:50,836 --> 00:31:52,982
- Really?
- Yes, I have to grill a hamburger.
619
00:31:53,167 --> 00:31:55,517
With the other one, I
put the ham on the bread.
620
00:31:55,707 --> 00:31:58,057
What if I want the bread
on the ham on rye toasted?
621
00:31:58,246 --> 00:32:00,472
Somewhere between the
patty melt and the un-toasted?
622
00:32:00,661 --> 00:32:02,648
- Probably.
- Closer to the melt...
623
00:32:03,284 --> 00:32:06,191
- Peanut butter and jelly to go.
- Coming right up.
624
00:32:08,154 --> 00:32:10,709
- What do you think of this suit?
- It's fine.
625
00:32:10,943 --> 00:32:12,420
I got it for Sookie's wedding.
626
00:32:12,567 --> 00:32:14,078
I read an article that said...
627
00:32:14,232 --> 00:32:16,061
weddings are excellent
places to meet women.
628
00:32:16,231 --> 00:32:17,900
If it was in the
paper, it must be true.
629
00:32:18,062 --> 00:32:22,173
I hope so, 'cause I'm so damn lonely,
not even Animal Planet does it for me.
630
00:32:22,808 --> 00:32:24,603
Your sandwich
is coming right up.
631
00:32:24,765 --> 00:32:27,354
Caesar, I'm going
upstairs for a minute.
632
00:32:38,336 --> 00:32:39,563
- Hi.
- Hi.
633
00:32:42,499 --> 00:32:43,976
How did you get in here?
634
00:32:44,123 --> 00:32:46,395
- The door was open.
- I mean, I was in the diner.
635
00:32:46,954 --> 00:32:48,703
I would have seen
you come up the stairs.
636
00:32:48,869 --> 00:32:51,662
You know what? Forget
it. I don't want to know.
637
00:32:52,782 --> 00:32:53,780
[Sighing]
638
00:32:54,489 --> 00:32:56,681
- So how's everything back home?
- Fine.
639
00:32:58,444 --> 00:33:00,431
- Your mom?
- Fine.
640
00:33:01,733 --> 00:33:03,640
- Are you in trouble?
- No.
641
00:33:04,189 --> 00:33:06,619
Then what the hell are
you doing here, Jess?
642
00:33:10,558 --> 00:33:14,465
You know, I called you six times.
Now, I didn't expect you to call me back...
643
00:33:14,721 --> 00:33:19,502
so we could sit on the phone in bed
and watch Sleepless in Seattle together.
644
00:33:20,175 --> 00:33:23,049
I just expected you to call me
back to say you got home safe...
645
00:33:23,255 --> 00:33:26,685
no one mugged you on
the bus, say you were okay.
646
00:33:28,584 --> 00:33:30,810
You know what? Never mind.
647
00:33:32,248 --> 00:33:34,803
Just tell me what it is
you want. I got work to do.
648
00:33:37,243 --> 00:33:39,469
- I want to come back.
- You what?
649
00:33:40,783 --> 00:33:42,497
I want to come back.
650
00:33:42,655 --> 00:33:44,007
- Come back here?
- Yes.
651
00:33:44,154 --> 00:33:45,664
- Here to Stars Hollow?
- Yes.
652
00:33:45,819 --> 00:33:48,328
- To live here with me?
- I said yes a million times.
653
00:33:48,525 --> 00:33:50,478
You're the one
asking for something...
654
00:33:50,649 --> 00:33:53,000
so you don't get to be
James Dean this time, okay?
655
00:33:53,188 --> 00:33:55,653
One more time. You
wanna come back?
656
00:33:57,726 --> 00:33:58,998
- Yes.
- Why?
657
00:33:59,141 --> 00:34:00,209
I just...
658
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:04,156
I just wanna come back.
659
00:34:05,594 --> 00:34:06,592
[Luke clearing throat]
660
00:34:07,551 --> 00:34:10,265
You know what people told me
when I said you were coming here?
661
00:34:10,465 --> 00:34:13,134
They told me I was crazy.
They told me I was insane.
662
00:34:13,338 --> 00:34:17,642
They told me to start writing letters
to Jodie Foster, but I ignored them.
663
00:34:18,083 --> 00:34:19,990
I was so sure that I
knew what I was doing...
664
00:34:20,206 --> 00:34:22,352
and then you showed up,
and you know what happened?
665
00:34:22,538 --> 00:34:24,445
You proved them
right. I was crazy.
666
00:34:24,620 --> 00:34:29,162
And now, after all that has happened,
after all the chaos and havoc...
667
00:34:29,449 --> 00:34:32,163
that you have wreaked,
you're seriously standing there...
668
00:34:32,362 --> 00:34:36,030
wearing a T-shirt with a picture of a
butt with hands that are flipping me off...
669
00:34:36,276 --> 00:34:38,105
telling me you
want to come back?
670
00:34:43,186 --> 00:34:46,888
- You didn't pack up my stuff yet.
- No, I've been a little busy.
671
00:34:47,142 --> 00:34:49,209
When were you planning
on sending it back to me?
672
00:34:49,389 --> 00:34:52,422
Am I wearing a little brown
uniform with UPS stamped on it?
673
00:34:54,718 --> 00:34:57,705
So what do you think?
674
00:35:01,629 --> 00:35:04,184
Things are gonna have
to be different, Jess.
675
00:35:04,459 --> 00:35:05,686
I know.
676
00:35:07,999 --> 00:35:10,066
- Okay.
- Okay?
677
00:35:12,162 --> 00:35:13,911
- So you're staying?
- I'm staying.
678
00:35:14,742 --> 00:35:17,967
Okay then, stay.
679
00:35:19,697 --> 00:35:22,003
I got to get back to the diner.
680
00:35:22,694 --> 00:35:25,602
I'll help you close
up later, all right?
681
00:35:27,773 --> 00:35:29,044
Sure.
682
00:35:32,810 --> 00:35:34,242
She's not home.
683
00:35:36,349 --> 00:35:38,541
- Who?
- She's at Sookie's wedding with Dean.
684
00:35:38,721 --> 00:35:39,754
They're still together.
685
00:35:39,887 --> 00:35:42,476
They seem to have gotten
through the whole car incident.
686
00:35:42,677 --> 00:35:45,266
They're doing really
good, Dean and Rory.
687
00:35:46,382 --> 00:35:47,654
Good.
688
00:35:48,380 --> 00:35:49,777
Just leave it alone, Jess.
689
00:35:50,045 --> 00:35:52,430
She's got a
boyfriend. Just let it go.
690
00:35:52,626 --> 00:35:55,738
I don't know what you're talking
about. I'm just going out for a walk.
691
00:35:55,957 --> 00:35:59,069
- You heard what I said?
- Yeah, I heard what you said.
692
00:35:59,287 --> 00:36:00,434
[Door closing]
693
00:36:04,158 --> 00:36:05,748
[People singing]
694
00:36:10,319 --> 00:36:13,431
The linen closet's the
third door on the right.
695
00:36:14,857 --> 00:36:17,571
[Singing] I know
just what's the matter
696
00:36:17,771 --> 00:36:20,077
Because I've been
there once or twice
697
00:36:20,269 --> 00:36:22,495
- Hey, you.
- Hey, you look nice.
698
00:36:22,683 --> 00:36:24,512
Thank you. You look beautiful.
699
00:36:24,681 --> 00:36:27,906
- Thank you.
- So how many cocktails caused that?
700
00:36:28,137 --> 00:36:29,772
They haven't had
any cocktails yet.
701
00:36:29,928 --> 00:36:30,926
- Really?
- Oh, yeah.
702
00:36:31,052 --> 00:36:33,164
When they start having
cocktails, we'll hide you.
703
00:36:33,341 --> 00:36:34,897
I'm looking forward to that.
704
00:36:35,048 --> 00:36:36,081
[Cell phone ringing]
705
00:36:36,214 --> 00:36:38,644
I'm not sure who'd
be calling me now.
706
00:36:39,503 --> 00:36:40,501
- Hello?
- Dean?
707
00:36:40,627 --> 00:36:42,852
- Who is this?
- It's Paris. I need to talk to Rory.
708
00:36:43,582 --> 00:36:47,205
- Sure, hold on. It's Paris.
- What?
709
00:36:48,620 --> 00:36:50,368
- Hello?
- We got the band.
710
00:36:50,534 --> 00:36:51,567
We got the band.
711
00:36:51,700 --> 00:36:54,369
I knew we had most of the
academic clubs tied up, but band...
712
00:36:54,573 --> 00:36:55,571
they were the wildcard.
713
00:36:55,696 --> 00:36:57,764
If anybody's going to
be truly scared of me...
714
00:36:57,944 --> 00:36:59,932
it's some artsy
loser with a tuba.
715
00:37:00,109 --> 00:37:01,461
How did you get this number?
716
00:37:01,608 --> 00:37:04,322
I won't call you on Prince
William's precious phone again.
717
00:37:04,522 --> 00:37:08,065
I just wanted you to know that we
did it. We're in. Welcome to the show.
718
00:37:11,433 --> 00:37:13,386
I think we won.
719
00:37:13,556 --> 00:37:16,906
- Wow. That's great.
- Yeah.
720
00:37:17,386 --> 00:37:20,134
I guess this means you'll be
spending the summer in Washington.
721
00:37:20,342 --> 00:37:21,455
Nothing's decided yet.
722
00:37:21,591 --> 00:37:24,976
Believe me. Let me do a little
research, then I'll figure something out.
723
00:37:25,212 --> 00:37:26,245
Good.
724
00:37:28,543 --> 00:37:30,689
You know what's really
great about being a grownup?
725
00:37:30,875 --> 00:37:33,180
- This.
- Well, thanks for the life lesson.
726
00:37:33,372 --> 00:37:35,280
You're welcome. You
clean up really nicely.
727
00:37:35,454 --> 00:37:36,452
Thank you.
728
00:37:36,578 --> 00:37:39,247
We have to hide him from Patty
and Babette when they're drunk.
729
00:37:39,451 --> 00:37:42,245
- I already told him.
- I got to check on some things.
730
00:37:42,448 --> 00:37:43,924
- See you guys later.
- Bye.
731
00:37:46,694 --> 00:37:48,250
- Stop it.
- Stop what?
732
00:37:48,775 --> 00:37:52,205
Stop looking at me like that, or
everyone here will think we did it.
733
00:37:55,145 --> 00:37:56,815
That'll throw
them off the track.
734
00:37:56,977 --> 00:38:00,725
So this morning you woke up
and felt sorry about last night?
735
00:38:00,974 --> 00:38:02,007
No.
736
00:38:02,139 --> 00:38:04,570
- Embarrassed about last night?
- No.
737
00:38:04,761 --> 00:38:06,907
Eager and willing
to repeat last night?
738
00:38:08,176 --> 00:38:10,561
- Mom, Dad, hi.
- Richard, Emily.
739
00:38:10,756 --> 00:38:13,141
Hello, Christopher.
What a pleasant surprise.
740
00:38:14,171 --> 00:38:16,397
- You came.
- Of course we came. We were invited.
741
00:38:16,585 --> 00:38:19,220
Hello, Christopher. Why did
you think we would not come?
742
00:38:19,416 --> 00:38:21,562
- You thought the invitation was rude.
- It was rude.
743
00:38:21,747 --> 00:38:24,052
It would have been equally
rude for us not to attend...
744
00:38:24,245 --> 00:38:26,596
when we were perfectly
capable of doing so, so we came.
745
00:38:26,784 --> 00:38:28,295
That's called "rising above it."
746
00:38:28,449 --> 00:38:31,038
I see. You wanna come here
long enough to get a drink?
747
00:38:31,239 --> 00:38:32,272
That would be nice.
748
00:38:32,405 --> 00:38:34,154
- I'll get it for you.
- Champagne, please.
749
00:38:34,319 --> 00:38:35,836
- Should I make that two?
- Absolutely.
750
00:38:35,943 --> 00:38:39,487
I believe I'll join you to see what
sort of scotch they're serving here.
751
00:38:39,731 --> 00:38:43,479
When I get back, you're gonna
have to answer my last question.
752
00:38:46,476 --> 00:38:48,509
What on earth is
Christopher doing here?
753
00:38:49,432 --> 00:38:51,385
Well, he's visiting
his daughter.
754
00:38:51,721 --> 00:38:53,117
- That's very nice.
- Yeah.
755
00:38:54,052 --> 00:38:56,358
He's been visiting his
daughter quite a bit lately.
756
00:38:56,551 --> 00:38:57,698
- Really?
- Yes.
757
00:38:58,007 --> 00:39:01,437
You might be seeing a lot
more of Christopher from now on.
758
00:39:01,921 --> 00:39:03,954
Because he'll be
visiting his daughter?
759
00:39:04,460 --> 00:39:07,208
Yes. He'll be
visiting his daughter.
760
00:39:09,831 --> 00:39:11,501
Well, I'll be damned.
761
00:39:11,829 --> 00:39:16,121
[Singing] I go out
walking After midnight
762
00:39:16,283 --> 00:39:18,350
Out in the moonlight
763
00:39:18,532 --> 00:39:22,650
Just like we used to
do I'm always walking
764
00:39:22,820 --> 00:39:27,074
After midnight Searching for you
765
00:39:27,773 --> 00:39:29,408
So I'm guessing your
mom talked to you.
766
00:39:29,563 --> 00:39:32,629
She talks to me all the time,
frequently when I'm begging her not to.
767
00:39:32,852 --> 00:39:36,520
- And she told you what we discussed?
- She mentioned something about it, yes.
768
00:39:36,808 --> 00:39:39,238
- And what do you think about all this?
- I don't know.
769
00:39:39,430 --> 00:39:42,099
- What exactly are your intentions?
- Excuse me?
770
00:39:42,302 --> 00:39:44,131
Your intentions,
are they honorable?
771
00:39:44,842 --> 00:39:46,273
Completely honorable.
772
00:39:46,424 --> 00:39:49,137
We have been waiting for
this for a really long time...
773
00:39:49,338 --> 00:39:51,847
and we take disappointment
extremely hard.
774
00:39:52,044 --> 00:39:54,031
I mean it. Property
damage is often involved.
775
00:39:54,209 --> 00:39:56,004
I better follow
through on this, huh?
776
00:39:56,165 --> 00:39:57,960
I think that's an
excellent idea.
777
00:39:58,246 --> 00:39:59,643
Come here, you.
778
00:40:00,787 --> 00:40:01,855
[Cell phone ringing]
779
00:40:01,993 --> 00:40:03,788
- That's probably work.
- On a Sunday?
780
00:40:03,951 --> 00:40:06,381
Hey, I've got a lot of
responsibility now, okay?
781
00:40:07,073 --> 00:40:08,345
Be right back.
782
00:40:19,646 --> 00:40:21,042
What are you doing here?
783
00:40:21,186 --> 00:40:23,457
- Hello to you, too.
- Is everything okay?
784
00:40:23,725 --> 00:40:25,315
- You look nice.
- Thank you.
785
00:40:26,139 --> 00:40:28,207
- What are you doing here?
- I moved back.
786
00:40:29,012 --> 00:40:31,124
- What?
- I moved back.
787
00:40:31,302 --> 00:40:33,607
But why?
788
00:40:34,132 --> 00:40:36,120
I just wanted to.
789
00:40:44,249 --> 00:40:45,883
Oh, my God.
790
00:40:47,246 --> 00:40:49,392
- Rory...
- Don't say a word.
791
00:40:50,119 --> 00:40:51,595
- Okay.
- I have to go.
792
00:40:53,532 --> 00:40:54,759
Welcome home.
793
00:40:59,195 --> 00:41:01,228
- Lor.
- Hey, there.
794
00:41:01,401 --> 00:41:03,547
We're starting any minute.
Have you seen Rory?
795
00:41:03,732 --> 00:41:06,640
- Yeah, I just left her over there.
- Okay, I'll find her.
796
00:41:06,854 --> 00:41:09,728
Get a good seat. The wind's kicking
up so this may be a good show.
797
00:41:09,935 --> 00:41:11,127
I have to go.
798
00:41:12,349 --> 00:41:14,984
- What? Why?
- I have to take care of something.
799
00:41:15,181 --> 00:41:16,532
- Chris.
- I'm sorry, really.
800
00:41:16,679 --> 00:41:19,745
- I'll call you later to see how it went.
- No, wait a minute.
801
00:41:20,135 --> 00:41:23,484
Tell me why you're
leaving. What's going on?
802
00:41:25,255 --> 00:41:27,162
Sherry called. She's back.
803
00:41:28,044 --> 00:41:29,520
So you're going home.
804
00:41:30,168 --> 00:41:32,518
Gonna tell her
you're moving out?
805
00:41:33,165 --> 00:41:34,517
[Christopher sighing]
806
00:41:35,996 --> 00:41:37,189
No?
807
00:41:38,327 --> 00:41:39,723
- Okay.
- I can't believe this.
808
00:41:39,868 --> 00:41:42,537
I mean, I really
can't believe this.
809
00:41:43,322 --> 00:41:46,513
Okay. I don't know.
Just drive safe.
810
00:41:47,111 --> 00:41:48,701
- Drive safe?
- Yeah, drive safe.
811
00:41:48,860 --> 00:41:52,483
I mean, you're still
Rory's dad, right?
812
00:41:52,731 --> 00:41:54,843
Whatever happens or
doesn't happen between us...
813
00:41:55,020 --> 00:41:56,258
I still need you to drive safe.
814
00:41:56,395 --> 00:41:57,537
- Lorelai...
- Just go, Chris.
815
00:41:57,561 --> 00:41:58,787
Sherry's pregnant.
816
00:42:01,515 --> 00:42:02,947
Oh, my.
817
00:42:03,472 --> 00:42:06,538
She just found out and she
called me as soon as she found out.
818
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:10,190
And that was her calling
to tell me that she found out.
819
00:42:12,131 --> 00:42:14,039
- Pregnant?
- Yeah.
820
00:42:16,460 --> 00:42:21,003
Well, women all over the world
will line up to see that tiny woman fat.
821
00:42:21,289 --> 00:42:23,435
I don't know what to do.
I was so happy last night.
822
00:42:23,621 --> 00:42:25,291
- And now...
- Yeah.
823
00:42:26,119 --> 00:42:29,152
I missed it before with Rory. I
wasn't there. I wasn't a part of it.
824
00:42:29,366 --> 00:42:31,797
- I know.
- And I never forgave myself.
825
00:42:32,072 --> 00:42:33,787
- I know.
- So I'm gonna do that again?
826
00:42:33,946 --> 00:42:37,092
- I'm just gonna take off? Disappear?
- No.
827
00:42:38,899 --> 00:42:41,886
- You're gonna go home.
- This is absolutely unbelievable.
828
00:42:42,105 --> 00:42:43,740
I waited years for this, Lor:
829
00:42:43,895 --> 00:42:46,326
You, Rory, the
whole perfect picture.
830
00:42:46,518 --> 00:42:47,516
Listen.
831
00:42:48,516 --> 00:42:51,583
I have to walk down the aisle in a
minute and be happy for Sookie...
832
00:42:51,805 --> 00:42:54,031
and right now I'm having
a little trouble standing.
833
00:42:54,220 --> 00:42:58,002
So maybe it would be
better if you would just go.
834
00:43:00,173 --> 00:43:01,365
I'm so sorry.
835
00:43:02,046 --> 00:43:03,522
Yeah, me, too.
836
00:43:05,251 --> 00:43:07,443
- Tell Rory?
- I will.
837
00:43:13,578 --> 00:43:14,576
Hey.
838
00:43:18,449 --> 00:43:20,913
- Congratulations.
- Thanks.
839
00:43:27,024 --> 00:43:29,660
[I Can't Get Started by
Ella Fitzgerald playing]
840
00:43:47,423 --> 00:43:49,569
I think I'm going to Washington.
841
00:43:51,669 --> 00:43:52,896
Okay.