1 00:00:02,277 --> 00:00:03,872 Although getting Soviet support 2 00:00:04,031 --> 00:00:06,673 for his war in the Pacific was his top priority, 3 00:00:07,162 --> 00:00:08,562 many historians have argued 4 00:00:08,706 --> 00:00:11,349 that it was actually Roosevelt's declining health 5 00:00:11,545 --> 00:00:13,982 that played the most significant role at Yalta. 6 00:00:14,175 --> 00:00:15,735 Had he not been in such failing health, 7 00:00:15,845 --> 00:00:18,646 they argue, he would have driven a much harder bargain with Stalin 8 00:00:18,851 --> 00:00:20,490 during those fateful negotiations. 9 00:00:20,646 --> 00:00:21,646 For Churchill, it... 10 00:00:21,815 --> 00:00:23,127 HEADMASTER: Excuse me, Mrs. O'Malley. 11 00:00:23,151 --> 00:00:24,471 MRS. O'MALLEY: Excuse me, please. 12 00:00:27,325 --> 00:00:28,920 (WHISPERING) 13 00:00:31,500 --> 00:00:36,102 Rory Gilmore, there's been a mistake. I'm going to have to ask you to leave. 14 00:00:36,468 --> 00:00:38,532 And take your things with you. You won't be coming back. 15 00:00:38,556 --> 00:00:39,627 (STUDENTS GASPING) 16 00:00:39,766 --> 00:00:41,725 - What? - Come on. Quickly. 17 00:00:41,895 --> 00:00:43,125 But... 18 00:00:56,506 --> 00:00:57,506 (STUDENTS LAUGHING) 19 00:00:58,762 --> 00:00:59,992 (MRS. O'MALLEY SHUSHING) 20 00:01:04,647 --> 00:01:06,765 Mom, I had the most awful day. 21 00:01:06,943 --> 00:01:08,298 Hi. I thought I would miss you. 22 00:01:08,447 --> 00:01:09,482 Where are you going? 23 00:01:09,616 --> 00:01:11,734 - Well, I'm going to Hawaii. - Hawaii? 24 00:01:11,912 --> 00:01:13,233 - Yeah, Hawaii. - Why? 25 00:01:13,373 --> 00:01:14,684 Because I've always wanted to go to Hawaii. 26 00:01:14,708 --> 00:01:16,269 - I didn't know that. - Yes, well. 27 00:01:16,420 --> 00:01:18,066 - Well, when are you coming back? - I don't know. 28 00:01:18,090 --> 00:01:20,446 How many ounces can you take on the plane now? Two, three? I forget. 29 00:01:20,470 --> 00:01:22,303 - Mom, I really need to talk. - Plane. 30 00:01:22,473 --> 00:01:24,593 Well, how am I gonna be able to get in touch with you? 31 00:01:24,728 --> 00:01:26,288 You can't. I need a break, kid. 32 00:01:26,439 --> 00:01:29,036 - Take it easy. Try not to kill any plants. - Well... 33 00:01:31,866 --> 00:01:33,096 (CLANKING) 34 00:01:37,335 --> 00:01:39,735 DOYLE: So, Salman wants to come over for dinner this weekend. 35 00:01:39,841 --> 00:01:41,641 PARIS: Is he bringing that boring wife of his? 36 00:01:41,677 --> 00:01:42,827 DOYLE: Padma is fine. 37 00:01:42,971 --> 00:01:43,971 PARIS: Cookbooks, Doyle. 38 00:01:44,099 --> 00:01:45,539 Her husband wrote The Satanic Verses 39 00:01:45,601 --> 00:01:46,913 and all you want to talk about is cookbooks? 40 00:01:46,937 --> 00:01:48,292 I like Top Chef. 41 00:01:48,441 --> 00:01:52,438 Fine. But I'm on call all this weekend, so here's hoping for a heart transplant. 42 00:01:52,698 --> 00:01:54,771 - I finally had to fire Broder. - Really? 43 00:01:54,953 --> 00:01:56,627 He knew it was coming, but still... 44 00:01:56,789 --> 00:01:58,941 Well, being executive editor of The Washington Post 45 00:01:59,127 --> 00:02:00,767 does have its drawbacks. 46 00:02:00,922 --> 00:02:04,236 - Oh. Hi, Rory. - Hi. 47 00:02:04,471 --> 00:02:07,830 - What are you doing here? - This is my house. 48 00:02:08,062 --> 00:02:09,974 Rory, we've been through this. 49 00:02:10,149 --> 00:02:12,061 It'll always be your house in your heart. 50 00:02:12,236 --> 00:02:13,830 But we own it now. 51 00:02:13,989 --> 00:02:15,105 What are you talking about? 52 00:02:15,241 --> 00:02:16,961 - You need money, kid? - No. 53 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:19,193 At least, I don't think I do. 54 00:02:19,374 --> 00:02:20,889 - Here. - What are you doing? 55 00:02:21,045 --> 00:02:23,163 Don't think of it as charity. Think of it as a gift. 56 00:02:23,341 --> 00:02:25,983 - A charitable gift. - But... 57 00:02:26,179 --> 00:02:28,379 - You better get going. - Yeah, you don't wanna be late. 58 00:02:28,434 --> 00:02:30,586 - For what? - Work? 59 00:02:31,606 --> 00:02:33,007 Oh, and don't forget your poker. 60 00:02:33,151 --> 00:02:34,671 That trash isn't gonna pick up itself. 61 00:02:55,570 --> 00:02:56,606 (SINGING) 62 00:03:48,630 --> 00:03:50,862 Well, not only did he give me a clean bill of health, 63 00:03:51,051 --> 00:03:52,964 but Dr. Swinton said that he actually thinks 64 00:03:53,138 --> 00:03:55,202 I'm in better shape than I was before the heart attack. 65 00:03:55,226 --> 00:03:57,164 Well, you do look great, Dad. Very Lance Armstrong. 66 00:03:57,188 --> 00:03:59,460 - What do you think, honey? - RORY: Oh, yeah, you look great, Grandpa. 67 00:03:59,484 --> 00:04:00,634 Lost 11 pounds. 68 00:04:00,778 --> 00:04:02,851 You can tell. You're super-ripped under that jacket. 69 00:04:03,032 --> 00:04:05,096 Well, I've gotten into a good routine with the exercise, 70 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:06,795 and now I can't imagine a day without it. 71 00:04:06,957 --> 00:04:09,269 Yeah, Grandma better keep an eye on you over at the club. 72 00:04:10,172 --> 00:04:12,563 Rory, I'm so sorry that Logan couldn't join us tonight. 73 00:04:12,759 --> 00:04:15,658 Oh, he was, too. But all of his meetings in California have been going so well, 74 00:04:15,682 --> 00:04:17,082 he decided to extend his trip. 75 00:04:17,226 --> 00:04:19,105 - Good job prospects? - I think so. 76 00:04:19,272 --> 00:04:21,185 He's making a lot of great contacts. 77 00:04:21,359 --> 00:04:22,509 Well, next time. 78 00:04:22,653 --> 00:04:25,170 So when do finals start? 79 00:04:25,367 --> 00:04:28,806 Tomorrow, actually. Irony from Milton to Byron. 80 00:04:29,041 --> 00:04:30,881 I hope we're not keeping you from your studies. 81 00:04:31,045 --> 00:04:33,927 Oh, no. It was so nice to get a break from being in that library all day. 82 00:04:34,134 --> 00:04:37,255 Actually, it's just nice to talk above a whisper. 83 00:04:37,474 --> 00:04:39,865 Well, your grandfather and I have a little surprise for you. 84 00:04:40,062 --> 00:04:41,062 Uh-oh. 85 00:04:41,189 --> 00:04:42,189 EMILY: What? 86 00:04:42,317 --> 00:04:43,629 Did you name another building after her? 87 00:04:43,653 --> 00:04:44,883 - No. - No, I know, I know. 88 00:04:45,030 --> 00:04:47,467 You bought Yale and named it "Rory"? 89 00:04:47,660 --> 00:04:50,542 From now on, the Ivy League is going to be Harvard, Princeton, and Rory. 90 00:04:50,749 --> 00:04:52,521 - Has a nice sound, though. - Nice ring to it. 91 00:04:52,545 --> 00:04:54,982 Hey, I'll meet you at the Rory-Harvard game. 92 00:04:55,174 --> 00:04:59,251 Your grandfather and I have decided to purchase a little pied-à-terre in the city. 93 00:04:59,516 --> 00:05:02,318 Nothing fancy. Just a little two-bedroom on the Upper East Side. 94 00:05:02,522 --> 00:05:03,558 That's exciting. 95 00:05:03,691 --> 00:05:07,165 Now, we realize that the Upper East Side is not the most convenient address 96 00:05:07,407 --> 00:05:08,927 for an employee of The New York Times, 97 00:05:09,076 --> 00:05:11,228 but it's just a 20-minute cab ride to work. 98 00:05:11,414 --> 00:05:13,009 You're giving her an apartment, Mom? 99 00:05:13,167 --> 00:05:15,844 No, it'll be our apartment, but Rory's to live in. 100 00:05:16,048 --> 00:05:18,166 And of course we would never drop by unannounced. 101 00:05:18,344 --> 00:05:19,699 Well, that goes without saying. 102 00:05:19,847 --> 00:05:21,760 We would just come in on the occasional weekend 103 00:05:21,934 --> 00:05:24,774 and maybe stay over some nights when we're going to be in the city late. 104 00:05:24,815 --> 00:05:27,127 Hear that, honey? You and Grandma are gonna be roomies! 105 00:05:27,320 --> 00:05:28,320 So, what do you think? 106 00:05:28,447 --> 00:05:30,247 Oh, it's a very generous offer. 107 00:05:30,409 --> 00:05:32,607 Oh, we're glad to do it. 108 00:05:32,788 --> 00:05:36,831 But I don't know if I'm actually gonna be moving to New York after I graduate. 109 00:05:37,088 --> 00:05:39,400 I didn't get the internship at The New York Times. 110 00:05:39,594 --> 00:05:40,994 - What? - RICHARD: You didn't? 111 00:05:41,138 --> 00:05:43,370 - That's terrible. - When did you find that out? 112 00:05:43,559 --> 00:05:46,156 Yesterday. It's not a big deal. 113 00:05:46,357 --> 00:05:49,273 This is preposterous. Who could be more qualified than you? 114 00:05:49,488 --> 00:05:51,328 Well, the Reston Fellowship is very competitive 115 00:05:51,450 --> 00:05:53,648 and they only take a couple of people, so... 116 00:05:53,829 --> 00:05:57,223 But this is outrageous. You rose to editor-in-chief of the Yale Daily News. 117 00:05:57,711 --> 00:05:58,747 What else do they want? 118 00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:01,238 An exclusive interview with Osama bin Laden? 119 00:06:01,427 --> 00:06:02,463 Why didn't you tell me? 120 00:06:02,596 --> 00:06:05,830 Because I just found out and I was so busy studying for finals. 121 00:06:06,061 --> 00:06:08,020 - I'm so sorry, sweetie. - Oh, it's okay. 122 00:06:08,190 --> 00:06:11,788 I'm just, as I said, trying to put it behind me. 123 00:06:12,031 --> 00:06:13,306 I'm sure it's nepotism. 124 00:06:13,450 --> 00:06:16,290 If your name isn't Keller or Sulzberger, you may as well not even apply. 125 00:06:16,415 --> 00:06:18,533 Oh, Grandma, it's okay, I promise. 126 00:06:18,711 --> 00:06:21,911 Actually I need to get back to Yale soon to keep studying. 127 00:06:22,134 --> 00:06:23,614 And I'm kind of hungry, could we eat? 128 00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:25,395 Yeah, let's get dinner started. Mom, Dad? 129 00:06:25,557 --> 00:06:26,787 Well, yes, let's eat. 130 00:06:26,934 --> 00:06:29,531 I'll have Alexandra serve the salads at once. 131 00:06:32,821 --> 00:06:34,017 LORELAI: Hi, hon, it's me. 132 00:06:34,157 --> 00:06:35,991 Just calling to check in. 133 00:06:36,161 --> 00:06:37,800 And wish you luck this morning. 134 00:06:37,956 --> 00:06:41,315 I know it's your first final and I know you're gonna knock their socks off. 135 00:06:41,546 --> 00:06:43,946 Or their bow ties, or whatever it is you knock off professors 136 00:06:44,092 --> 00:06:45,488 when you're trying to impress them. 137 00:06:45,512 --> 00:06:47,390 Call me when you're done. I love you. Bye. 138 00:06:47,767 --> 00:06:48,803 (WHISPERING) 139 00:06:48,935 --> 00:06:51,082 My Funny Valentine? It doesn't work. It's April already. 140 00:06:51,106 --> 00:06:53,497 - What about Down With Love? - To open? 141 00:06:53,694 --> 00:06:55,289 It's too depressing. 142 00:06:55,490 --> 00:06:57,529 It's not depressing. It's ironic. 143 00:06:57,702 --> 00:07:00,093 People don't listen to music for irony. 144 00:07:00,875 --> 00:07:03,312 - What about "Weird AI"? - Weird who? 145 00:07:03,505 --> 00:07:05,066 - Hi, gals. - Lorelai. 146 00:07:05,217 --> 00:07:06,570 - Hiya, hon. - What's with the whispering? 147 00:07:06,594 --> 00:07:08,951 - We're saving our voices. - I think that ship has sailed. 148 00:07:09,140 --> 00:07:12,374 Oh, we're debuting our cabaret act tonight at K.C.'s. 149 00:07:12,606 --> 00:07:14,997 Oh, I thought Saturday was karaoke night at K.C.'s. 150 00:07:15,194 --> 00:07:16,631 It is. So we went over there this morning 151 00:07:16,655 --> 00:07:18,934 and signed ourselves up for the first 15 songs. 152 00:07:19,119 --> 00:07:21,317 Wow, I'm sure the karaoke regulars'll love that. 153 00:07:21,498 --> 00:07:22,853 So, what do you think, Lorelai? 154 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:26,121 To open the show: Streisand or Porter? 155 00:07:26,340 --> 00:07:28,174 You cannot go wrong with either one. 156 00:07:28,344 --> 00:07:29,489 You're gonna be there, right? 157 00:07:29,513 --> 00:07:33,272 Oh, you gotta come, hon. It's gonna be fantastic! 158 00:07:33,604 --> 00:07:34,720 (WHISPERING) Fantastic. 159 00:07:34,857 --> 00:07:35,893 - Hey. - Hey. 160 00:07:36,025 --> 00:07:37,221 Okay, here you go, ladies. 161 00:07:37,362 --> 00:07:38,876 More hot water for you, Miss Patty. 162 00:07:39,032 --> 00:07:41,595 And for you, Babette, a bowl of Shredded Wheat. 163 00:07:41,787 --> 00:07:44,065 It's for my throat. Gives it a rougher quality. 164 00:07:44,333 --> 00:07:45,333 A husky sound. 165 00:07:45,461 --> 00:07:48,377 BABETTE: Sort of like Debbie Harry meets Ethel Merman! 166 00:07:48,592 --> 00:07:49,752 - What? What? - What? Nothing. 167 00:07:49,844 --> 00:07:51,197 - Okay. - I'm just getting some coffee. 168 00:07:51,221 --> 00:07:52,261 - All right. To go? - Yeah. 169 00:07:52,391 --> 00:07:53,746 Coming right up. 170 00:07:55,563 --> 00:07:57,556 Oh, you're preparing for the big boat trip, huh? 171 00:07:57,734 --> 00:07:59,454 LUKE: Yep. 172 00:07:59,654 --> 00:08:02,171 Wow! Do you want me to just talk in nautical terms till you go? 173 00:08:02,368 --> 00:08:03,439 - No. - Aye, aye, Captain. 174 00:08:03,579 --> 00:08:04,724 - LUKE: Please don't. - Shiver me timbers. 175 00:08:04,748 --> 00:08:06,900 - Are you done? - All hands on deck. Now I'm done. 176 00:08:07,086 --> 00:08:08,806 - Good. - So, where you going? 177 00:08:08,964 --> 00:08:10,401 Well, we were thinking of heading up the coast. 178 00:08:10,425 --> 00:08:12,623 - Oh, well, up is good. - Should be fun. 179 00:08:12,805 --> 00:08:15,445 You're really going on a boat trip, huh? You sure it's a good idea? 180 00:08:15,519 --> 00:08:16,622 What's wrong with a boat trip? 181 00:08:16,646 --> 00:08:17,916 Well, I mean, for starters, you're on a boat. 182 00:08:17,940 --> 00:08:20,013 - So? - So, anything could go wrong. 183 00:08:20,194 --> 00:08:21,965 You're on a boat in the water in the middle of nowhere. 184 00:08:21,989 --> 00:08:23,469 Haven't you seen Dead Calm? 185 00:08:23,617 --> 00:08:25,496 Open Water? Das Boot? 186 00:08:25,663 --> 00:08:28,226 Okay, first of all, I did not purchase a U-boat. 187 00:08:28,419 --> 00:08:30,412 Titanic. Surely you've seen Titanic. 188 00:08:30,589 --> 00:08:32,582 April's very excited about this. 189 00:08:32,760 --> 00:08:34,280 - (SCOFFING) Sure she is. - Here's your coffee. 190 00:08:34,304 --> 00:08:35,449 Look, instead of paying for this, 191 00:08:35,473 --> 00:08:37,352 can I just give you some of my sage advice? 192 00:08:37,519 --> 00:08:39,000 I'd rather have the dollar. 193 00:08:39,148 --> 00:08:40,503 April says she's very excited? 194 00:08:40,650 --> 00:08:41,686 Very excited. 195 00:08:41,819 --> 00:08:44,291 Yeah. She says she's very excited, but if I were you, 196 00:08:44,491 --> 00:08:47,725 I would plan a couple nights at a hotel, so she can wash her hair 197 00:08:47,956 --> 00:08:49,796 and order room service. That's what I would do. 198 00:08:49,918 --> 00:08:51,918 - Okay. - Okay. And if you're heading up the coast, 199 00:08:51,964 --> 00:08:53,151 you have to spend as much time as possible 200 00:08:53,175 --> 00:08:54,319 on the southern coast of Maine. 201 00:08:54,343 --> 00:08:55,379 Yeah? 202 00:08:55,512 --> 00:08:57,032 And you have to go to a place called Barnacle Billy's. 203 00:08:57,056 --> 00:08:58,056 Barnacle Billy's? 204 00:08:58,184 --> 00:08:59,496 They have the best lobster you've ever had. 205 00:08:59,520 --> 00:09:01,291 And you sit on the deck and you look out at the view. 206 00:09:01,315 --> 00:09:03,707 - You never wanna leave. - All right, I'll check it out. 207 00:09:03,904 --> 00:09:06,341 For all that extra advice, don't I get a donut? 208 00:09:07,202 --> 00:09:08,876 Thank you very much. 209 00:09:09,623 --> 00:09:10,898 Bye, Patty. Bye, Babette. 210 00:09:11,042 --> 00:09:14,960 So long, farewell auf Wiedersehen, goodbye 211 00:09:15,217 --> 00:09:17,894 Goodbye 212 00:09:23,023 --> 00:09:24,743 - RORY: Hey. - Hey, Rory! 213 00:09:24,902 --> 00:09:26,577 Everybody, this is my roommate, Rory. 214 00:09:26,739 --> 00:09:29,540 Rory, this is Alise, Karen, Robin, Tim and Edwin. 215 00:09:29,745 --> 00:09:31,784 - Hi, Rory. What's up? - Hi. 216 00:09:31,958 --> 00:09:35,238 All fellow Yale seniors and all recently accepted into Harvard Medical School. 217 00:09:35,464 --> 00:09:37,377 Oh. Wow. Congratulations. 218 00:09:37,885 --> 00:09:39,605 - Thank you. - Thank you. 219 00:09:39,764 --> 00:09:41,452 When word spread around campus about who got in, 220 00:09:41,476 --> 00:09:43,468 we all decided to get together and celebrate. 221 00:09:43,647 --> 00:09:44,647 Cool. 222 00:09:44,774 --> 00:09:46,812 A good chance to size up the competition. 223 00:09:46,987 --> 00:09:49,549 I know Robin, Karen and Edwin from Orgo. 224 00:09:49,741 --> 00:09:52,221 And I'm comfortable that when the time comes, I can crush them. 225 00:09:52,289 --> 00:09:53,439 Alise and Tim are new to me. 226 00:09:53,583 --> 00:09:56,105 But Alise's hand was shaking a little when she was cutting into the cake, 227 00:09:56,129 --> 00:09:58,600 so I've got her pegged for an early exit into podiatry. 228 00:09:58,801 --> 00:10:00,759 - Sounds like quite a party. - It really is. 229 00:10:00,930 --> 00:10:02,205 You want some cake? 230 00:10:02,892 --> 00:10:04,248 Oh. Definitely not. 231 00:10:04,395 --> 00:10:05,670 We tried to get a corpse cake, 232 00:10:05,814 --> 00:10:07,794 but we couldn't find a bakery that would make us one, 233 00:10:07,818 --> 00:10:11,052 so we had to settle for a naked-guy cake from an erotic bakery in Hartford. 234 00:10:11,325 --> 00:10:12,929 Yeah, it's a little early for cake for me. 235 00:10:12,953 --> 00:10:14,098 It actually tastes pretty good 236 00:10:14,122 --> 00:10:16,320 once you get past the whole pornographic dessert issue. 237 00:10:16,501 --> 00:10:18,175 Sure I can't interest you in a fibula? 238 00:10:18,339 --> 00:10:20,013 - No, thanks. - Here's your mail. 239 00:10:20,175 --> 00:10:21,613 You got a letter from the Chicago Sun-Times. 240 00:10:21,637 --> 00:10:23,710 Oh, great. 241 00:10:31,322 --> 00:10:33,679 - They're not hiring. - Bummer. 242 00:10:34,537 --> 00:10:35,573 You okay? 243 00:10:35,705 --> 00:10:38,221 Yeah. I'm fine. It's not a big deal. 244 00:10:38,418 --> 00:10:40,696 You wanna hang out? Have a little champagne? 245 00:10:40,882 --> 00:10:42,920 I could use an extra pair of eyes out here. 246 00:10:43,095 --> 00:10:44,695 I would, but I have a final in one hour, 247 00:10:44,722 --> 00:10:46,795 so I'm gonna go shower and close my eyes for a bit. 248 00:10:46,977 --> 00:10:48,257 Sure. We'll try to keep it down. 249 00:10:48,354 --> 00:10:50,313 Okay, thanks. Nice meeting you, everyone. 250 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,556 - Bye, Rory. - Bye. 251 00:11:14,029 --> 00:11:17,309 Hi. I'm calling for Kate Hesel. 252 00:11:18,037 --> 00:11:19,153 Rory Gilmore. 253 00:11:20,666 --> 00:11:21,862 Okay. 254 00:11:24,132 --> 00:11:27,810 Hello, Kate? Hi, this is Rory Gilmore. 255 00:11:28,097 --> 00:11:30,979 Good. I'm well. How are you? 256 00:11:31,228 --> 00:11:34,428 Yeah, finals and everything. It's just really crazy right now. 257 00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:39,276 But... The reason why I was calling is, 258 00:11:39,495 --> 00:11:42,137 well, I know that initially I said that I wasn't interested 259 00:11:42,333 --> 00:11:44,326 in the job at The Providence Journal-Bulletin, 260 00:11:44,504 --> 00:11:48,183 but I was thinking about it, and it's such a great job. 261 00:11:48,428 --> 00:11:52,106 It's... It's such a wonderful opportunity, that I was wondering if maybe... 262 00:11:53,397 --> 00:11:55,629 No, right, of course you did. 263 00:11:55,859 --> 00:11:58,934 No. It's such a great job, I mean, 264 00:11:59,826 --> 00:12:02,342 of course you've already filled the position. 265 00:12:02,789 --> 00:12:05,511 I just thought that I would check, 266 00:12:05,712 --> 00:12:08,183 that I would call and just in case... 267 00:12:08,384 --> 00:12:10,296 Well, thanks. 268 00:12:29,424 --> 00:12:31,258 - Hey. - SOOKIE: Hey. 269 00:12:31,428 --> 00:12:32,624 - SOOKIE: Taste. - What? 270 00:12:32,764 --> 00:12:33,960 - Taste. - It's a meatball. 271 00:12:34,099 --> 00:12:35,660 - It's so good. - It's 9:00 a.m. 272 00:12:35,811 --> 00:12:36,927 Oh. It's amazing. 273 00:12:37,064 --> 00:12:39,900 I've completely forgot how pregnancy scrambles my taste buds. 274 00:12:40,111 --> 00:12:41,951 I swear, it doesn't even taste like a meatball. 275 00:12:42,115 --> 00:12:43,265 Does it taste like a Danish? 276 00:12:43,409 --> 00:12:45,083 Well, okay, then, for lunch. 277 00:12:47,250 --> 00:12:49,322 - So? - So... 278 00:12:49,838 --> 00:12:53,311 I went into Luke's Diner this morning and he was wearing the hat I gave him. 279 00:12:53,553 --> 00:12:54,954 You gave Luke a hat? 280 00:12:55,099 --> 00:12:57,138 No, not recently. Years ago, for Christmas. 281 00:12:57,311 --> 00:12:58,427 Oh, yeah, the blue hat. 282 00:12:58,563 --> 00:12:59,884 Yes, the blue hat. 283 00:13:00,024 --> 00:13:01,824 And he hasn't worn it since we broke up. 284 00:13:01,986 --> 00:13:04,947 I mean, not once. I don't blame him. It's totally understandable. 285 00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:06,889 Oh, yeah, you're right. He wears that black hat now. 286 00:13:06,913 --> 00:13:09,225 Gives him a slightly more menacing quality. 287 00:13:09,418 --> 00:13:13,302 But then suddenly, today, I walk into the diner and there it is, atop his head. 288 00:13:13,551 --> 00:13:14,551 Atop? 289 00:13:14,678 --> 00:13:16,796 Yes, atop his head. What do you think that means? 290 00:13:16,974 --> 00:13:18,534 - It's good. - Good, how? 291 00:13:18,686 --> 00:13:20,926 Well, you know, he's past his pain. You're talking again. 292 00:13:21,065 --> 00:13:24,345 You've cleared the air. You're coming into the diner again. 293 00:13:24,572 --> 00:13:26,052 And, you know, he's wearing your hat. 294 00:13:26,116 --> 00:13:27,836 Yeah. That's nice, right? 295 00:13:27,995 --> 00:13:29,954 - I should probably reciprocate. - Reciprocate? 296 00:13:30,124 --> 00:13:31,924 Yeah, you know, he's doing something friendly. 297 00:13:32,086 --> 00:13:33,886 I should probably do something friendly back. 298 00:13:34,049 --> 00:13:36,122 Wear my own "hat," as it were. 299 00:13:36,303 --> 00:13:38,819 - Did he give you a hat? - No, that's the problem. 300 00:13:39,016 --> 00:13:41,038 Well, did he give you any friendship thing that you can wear? 301 00:13:41,062 --> 00:13:43,340 No. You know I got rid of all my Luke-related stuff. 302 00:13:43,525 --> 00:13:44,561 Oh. 303 00:13:44,694 --> 00:13:46,131 We've made such progress lately, you know? 304 00:13:46,155 --> 00:13:49,196 I don't wanna leave his hat gesture unacknowledged. 305 00:13:49,411 --> 00:13:51,768 Hey, you could always throw on a flannel shirt. 306 00:13:51,957 --> 00:13:53,597 That's a good idea. 307 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:55,833 God! Are you sure you don't wanna try this? 308 00:13:56,007 --> 00:13:57,527 What if I scrambled it with some eggs? 309 00:13:57,677 --> 00:13:59,589 - No. - Really? 310 00:14:01,684 --> 00:14:02,960 (EXCLAIMS) 311 00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:05,632 (INSTRUMENTAL LULLABY PLAYING) 312 00:14:22,099 --> 00:14:23,694 - Hey. - Hi. 313 00:14:23,853 --> 00:14:25,208 - Are they both down? - Yes. 314 00:14:25,355 --> 00:14:27,394 Three choruses of Nappy Nappy Time Time 315 00:14:27,568 --> 00:14:29,841 and 20 minutes of rhythmic shushing, and they both conked out. 316 00:14:29,865 --> 00:14:31,552 Kwan fought it a little harder than Steve did, 317 00:14:31,576 --> 00:14:32,721 but they're both really tired. 318 00:14:32,745 --> 00:14:33,745 Good work. 319 00:14:33,997 --> 00:14:37,517 I don't know what to do first. Sleep or eat? Eat! 320 00:14:37,796 --> 00:14:39,596 - Hi. - Hi. 321 00:14:40,009 --> 00:14:43,403 So they didn't have those potato rolls you like so I got the hamburger rolls 322 00:14:43,640 --> 00:14:45,400 which most closely resemble the potato rolls. 323 00:14:45,478 --> 00:14:46,674 I checked the ingredients 324 00:14:46,813 --> 00:14:48,418 and potatoes aren't actually listed in there, 325 00:14:48,442 --> 00:14:50,720 but are potato rolls made from actual potatoes, 326 00:14:50,905 --> 00:14:53,183 or is that just an expression, like "finger sandwiches"? 327 00:14:53,367 --> 00:14:55,280 - Zach? - Yeah? 328 00:14:55,455 --> 00:14:58,928 Name-brand diapers? And, oh! Name-brand chips? 329 00:14:59,171 --> 00:15:01,318 - Are you crazy? - I just thought I'd splurge a little. 330 00:15:01,342 --> 00:15:02,777 We are on a budget. 331 00:15:02,928 --> 00:15:05,365 I know, but I got this amazing news in the grocery store. 332 00:15:05,558 --> 00:15:07,287 This is the only way I could think to celebrate. 333 00:15:07,311 --> 00:15:09,270 - What news? - Okay, you ready? 334 00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:12,037 I was in the frozen foods aisle when I get this call from Gram. 335 00:15:12,238 --> 00:15:13,752 - You remember Gram. - From Vapor Rub? 336 00:15:13,907 --> 00:15:16,054 Yeah, we saw them play last year at the Mercury Lounge. 337 00:15:16,078 --> 00:15:17,479 Yeah, well, great news, 338 00:15:17,623 --> 00:15:19,901 their lead guitarist got into this wicked car accident, 339 00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:21,189 which isn't the great part, clearly. 340 00:15:21,213 --> 00:15:23,773 He's gonna be fine, but the use of his right hand is pretty iffy. 341 00:15:23,843 --> 00:15:26,360 Anyway, they need a new guitarist and they called me. 342 00:15:26,557 --> 00:15:27,917 - Lead guitarist? - Lead guitarist. 343 00:15:28,059 --> 00:15:29,175 - For Vapor Rub? - I know. 344 00:15:29,312 --> 00:15:31,291 Oh, my God. I wanna yell, but I don't wanna wake the babies. 345 00:15:31,315 --> 00:15:32,355 I'm yelling on the inside. 346 00:15:32,442 --> 00:15:35,133 They're going on a two-month tour this summer and they want me to join them. 347 00:15:35,157 --> 00:15:36,228 I can't believe it! 348 00:15:36,367 --> 00:15:38,847 Gram talked me through the whole thing, it's the perfect setup. 349 00:15:38,872 --> 00:15:41,024 Eight weeks, 25 cities, 40 shows. 350 00:15:41,210 --> 00:15:42,897 The whole thing's already practically sold-out. 351 00:15:42,921 --> 00:15:44,108 And they have this awesome tour bus, 352 00:15:44,132 --> 00:15:45,987 and they're totally cool with you and the boys coming along, 353 00:15:46,011 --> 00:15:48,158 because I said, "I can't go if I can't bring the family," 354 00:15:48,182 --> 00:15:49,828 and he talked to the band and they were into it. 355 00:15:49,852 --> 00:15:50,852 Seriously? 356 00:15:50,979 --> 00:15:53,084 Yeah, one guy's bringing his girlfriend, the bassist has a puppy. 357 00:15:53,108 --> 00:15:54,144 It's totally cool. 358 00:15:54,277 --> 00:15:56,837 Right now, I am howling at the top of my lungs, just so you know. 359 00:15:56,948 --> 00:15:58,343 Just wait. When we're in Philly and DC, 360 00:15:58,367 --> 00:16:00,680 we're gonna be opening for Tokyo Police Club. 361 00:16:00,873 --> 00:16:02,853 Foot-stomping. So much foot-stomping happening here. 362 00:16:02,877 --> 00:16:05,483 Yeah, the bands are really tight and we're playing at the 9:30 Club, 363 00:16:05,507 --> 00:16:07,466 the Black Cat, and the First Unitarian. 364 00:16:07,636 --> 00:16:10,027 And get this, we don't even have to bring our own back-line. 365 00:16:10,224 --> 00:16:11,421 - Shut up. - Right? 366 00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:13,372 And Gram's always been a big fan of my songwriting 367 00:16:13,396 --> 00:16:15,788 and he said he'd totally give my new stuff a listen. 368 00:16:15,985 --> 00:16:18,900 So many people are gonna see you play. I mean, a real tour. 369 00:16:19,116 --> 00:16:22,097 And it's, like, a million times better than that Seventh-day Adventist tour. 370 00:16:22,121 --> 00:16:24,441 We get to stay in actual motel rooms, not church basements, 371 00:16:24,627 --> 00:16:27,827 and we don't have to run our lyrics past the church elders before every show. 372 00:16:28,677 --> 00:16:30,669 I am so proud of you, Zach. 373 00:16:32,684 --> 00:16:34,438 Now, let's pop open the name-brand chips! 374 00:16:34,604 --> 00:16:36,083 You wanna wake the babies and tell them? 375 00:16:36,107 --> 00:16:37,782 - Do it and die! - Okay. 376 00:17:01,531 --> 00:17:03,011 Rory? 377 00:17:06,081 --> 00:17:07,835 Rory? 378 00:17:12,802 --> 00:17:14,363 - Honey? - RORY: Yeah? 379 00:17:14,514 --> 00:17:15,664 - Hi. - Hey. 380 00:17:17,061 --> 00:17:19,134 - What you doing? - Hiding. 381 00:17:19,315 --> 00:17:21,958 - From? - The world. 382 00:17:22,781 --> 00:17:25,696 What's going on? You wanna talk about it? 383 00:17:25,954 --> 00:17:27,753 - I tanked it. - What did you tank? 384 00:17:27,915 --> 00:17:31,070 - My final. - Oh. I'm sure you didn't tank it. 385 00:17:31,296 --> 00:17:33,529 - I'm pretty sure I did. - Why? 386 00:17:33,718 --> 00:17:36,599 - Because I didn't even turn in all of it. - Oh, sweetie. 387 00:17:36,849 --> 00:17:40,208 If I didn't fail, I didn't do better than a C, or a C-. 388 00:17:41,024 --> 00:17:42,024 Or a D. 389 00:17:42,527 --> 00:17:45,568 - Oh. What if I got a D? - Well, that's okay. 390 00:17:45,783 --> 00:17:46,854 No, it's not. 391 00:17:46,994 --> 00:17:48,474 I mean, I knew my stuff, you know? 392 00:17:48,622 --> 00:17:50,422 The questions were exactly what I anticipated. 393 00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:53,575 And I could have written about Paradise Lost for hours 394 00:17:53,798 --> 00:17:56,270 in those blue books, but halfway through the third blue book, 395 00:17:56,512 --> 00:17:59,951 I just started thinking, "What is the point? I'm never gonna get a job anyway." 396 00:18:00,185 --> 00:18:02,576 - That's not true. You are gonna get a job. - I'm not. 397 00:18:02,774 --> 00:18:04,003 The New York Times doesn't want me, 398 00:18:04,027 --> 00:18:06,589 I got a letter from the Chicago Sun-Times, they're not hiring. 399 00:18:06,781 --> 00:18:08,541 I even called The Providence Journal-Bulletin 400 00:18:08,702 --> 00:18:11,182 and begged for that job, but they already gave it to someone else. 401 00:18:11,206 --> 00:18:14,601 Some non-idiot who didn't think they were too good and turned it down. 402 00:18:14,839 --> 00:18:16,673 - You're not an idiot. - I am. 403 00:18:16,843 --> 00:18:18,238 Everyone's probably laughing at me. 404 00:18:18,262 --> 00:18:20,367 I could probably never show my face in Providence again. 405 00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:21,621 I think you probably can. 406 00:18:21,769 --> 00:18:23,205 Not without hearing the snickers. 407 00:18:23,356 --> 00:18:26,795 And the people pointing and laughing at the unemployed homeless Yale dropout. 408 00:18:27,029 --> 00:18:28,704 Honey, you had a setback. 409 00:18:28,866 --> 00:18:32,578 And that is really hard and terrible, but you are so smart and so talented, 410 00:18:32,831 --> 00:18:34,312 and there is some paper out there 411 00:18:34,460 --> 00:18:37,740 that is gonna hire you as their future superstar. 412 00:18:37,966 --> 00:18:39,278 - That's just a fact. - Yeah, right. 413 00:18:39,302 --> 00:18:42,142 Look, I think you're having a meltdown. So it's good that you came home. 414 00:18:42,225 --> 00:18:43,536 Because it's sad and disappointing. 415 00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:45,540 And everyone needs to have a meltdown once in a while. 416 00:18:45,564 --> 00:18:46,600 I speak from experience. 417 00:18:46,733 --> 00:18:47,769 (EXCLAIMS) 418 00:18:47,902 --> 00:18:50,062 - When is your next final? - Not for another four days. 419 00:18:50,157 --> 00:18:53,117 Well, see that gives you plenty of time to melt. 420 00:18:53,664 --> 00:18:55,417 - This is all your fault, you know. - Why? 421 00:18:55,584 --> 00:18:57,816 Because you told me I could do anything. 422 00:18:58,006 --> 00:18:59,327 - You can. - Apparently I can't. 423 00:18:59,466 --> 00:19:02,587 And I have two rejection letters and a humiliating phone call to prove it. 424 00:19:02,848 --> 00:19:04,761 Do you know what the worst part of this is? 425 00:19:04,935 --> 00:19:07,406 I thought I was so in at the Times. 426 00:19:07,607 --> 00:19:10,727 I was just saying that I wasn't gonna get it because I was trying to be humble. 427 00:19:10,780 --> 00:19:12,772 But I was so not humble. I was so cocky. 428 00:19:12,951 --> 00:19:14,711 I was already picturing myself working there, 429 00:19:14,829 --> 00:19:17,061 just chatting up Bill Keller in the elevator, 430 00:19:17,251 --> 00:19:19,940 and running down the street for a little quick lunch with Maureen Dowd, 431 00:19:19,964 --> 00:19:22,435 and filing my first story, and seeing my first byline. 432 00:19:22,636 --> 00:19:25,437 I already had the outfit picked out for my New York Times picture ID. 433 00:19:25,641 --> 00:19:27,634 - The new suit with the red Theory shirt? - Yeah. 434 00:19:27,812 --> 00:19:28,957 And now I have to tell everyone 435 00:19:28,981 --> 00:19:30,294 that I didn't get it, and I don't want to. 436 00:19:30,318 --> 00:19:33,359 Just telling Grandma and Grandpa made me feel ashamed and humiliated 437 00:19:33,574 --> 00:19:35,414 all over again, which is why I didn't tell you. 438 00:19:35,452 --> 00:19:40,133 And I'm sorry I didn't tell you, I... It just sucks disappointing everyone. 439 00:19:40,420 --> 00:19:43,779 Honey, you could never disappoint me. 440 00:19:44,052 --> 00:19:47,252 - Ever. - Yeah? 441 00:19:47,476 --> 00:19:49,229 Ever, ever. 442 00:19:50,064 --> 00:19:51,864 - Yeah. - Ever. 443 00:19:57,870 --> 00:19:59,624 Hey, have you seen Steve's pacy? 444 00:19:59,791 --> 00:20:02,069 - His what? - His pacifier. It's green. 445 00:20:02,254 --> 00:20:04,454 He loses his mind without it. Can you check by the sink? 446 00:20:05,510 --> 00:20:08,505 I need to make a list of stuff to take on tour. 447 00:20:08,725 --> 00:20:10,000 Definitely. 448 00:20:10,145 --> 00:20:12,707 Zach says they're gonna be playing the Bowery and Roseland. 449 00:20:12,899 --> 00:20:14,299 - Yep. - Insane! 450 00:20:14,445 --> 00:20:16,882 - Insane! - I can't wait to see those shows. 451 00:20:17,074 --> 00:20:18,794 And opening for Tokyo Police Club? 452 00:20:18,953 --> 00:20:20,592 - And maybe Grizzly Bear. - Really? 453 00:20:20,748 --> 00:20:22,900 Yeah. I know, he got that call, like, an hour ago. 454 00:20:23,086 --> 00:20:24,086 The whole thing is crazy. 455 00:20:24,213 --> 00:20:25,249 Uh-oh. 456 00:20:25,382 --> 00:20:27,580 - What? - Do you smell that? 457 00:20:28,304 --> 00:20:29,624 Well, that's one way to find out. 458 00:20:29,724 --> 00:20:32,161 Oh, man, I just changed him. 459 00:20:32,353 --> 00:20:34,665 Can you put Steve in the stroller and I'll change Kwan? 460 00:20:34,858 --> 00:20:35,974 Got it. 461 00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:39,258 You know, their drummer's a bit of a lush. 462 00:20:39,451 --> 00:20:41,204 - Who? - Vapor Rub. 463 00:20:41,370 --> 00:20:42,806 Oh, right. I know. 464 00:20:42,957 --> 00:20:45,235 Zach says he's, like, sober two hours a day. 465 00:20:45,420 --> 00:20:47,692 I'm just saying, one night that guy's not gonna be able to go on, 466 00:20:47,716 --> 00:20:48,861 you're gonna be waiting in the wings 467 00:20:48,885 --> 00:20:50,615 and, boom, you're their new full-time drummer. 468 00:20:50,639 --> 00:20:52,632 Wouldn't that be something? 469 00:20:53,102 --> 00:20:55,220 - Oh, man, you're kidding me! - What? 470 00:20:55,397 --> 00:20:57,276 - False alarm. - Oh. 471 00:20:57,694 --> 00:21:00,609 - What? - Steve is now emitting a very foul odor. 472 00:21:00,825 --> 00:21:02,147 Bring him back. 473 00:21:02,286 --> 00:21:03,357 (KWAN CRYING) 474 00:21:03,497 --> 00:21:06,013 Oh. Oh, no, no. It's okay, Kwan. 475 00:21:06,210 --> 00:21:07,850 Just a false alarm. I am sorry. 476 00:21:08,005 --> 00:21:10,648 Just getting you dressed again. 477 00:21:10,886 --> 00:21:13,164 It's okay. He hates getting naked. 478 00:21:13,391 --> 00:21:16,068 - You want his pacifier? - It's okay. 479 00:21:16,605 --> 00:21:18,085 No, that's Steve's. Kwan's is red. 480 00:21:18,234 --> 00:21:19,234 Oh. Got it. 481 00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:20,397 (BABIES CRYING) 482 00:21:20,530 --> 00:21:21,566 Uh-oh. 483 00:21:21,699 --> 00:21:24,295 It's okay, Steve. He's coming right back. 484 00:21:24,537 --> 00:21:26,777 Maybe you should hold him? Until I'm ready to change him? 485 00:21:26,917 --> 00:21:28,192 Sure thing. 486 00:21:28,795 --> 00:21:31,358 I hope the tour bus comes equipped with a nanny. 487 00:21:31,551 --> 00:21:34,512 Yeah, right? You wanna come? Full-time manny? 488 00:21:34,724 --> 00:21:36,797 I wouldn't last a day. 489 00:21:37,020 --> 00:21:38,455 I don't know how you do it, Lane. 490 00:21:39,191 --> 00:21:42,027 Yeah, it's a lot. My mom's actually been a huge help. 491 00:21:42,238 --> 00:21:43,957 Maybe you should take her with you. 492 00:21:44,117 --> 00:21:47,511 Yeah, right. I'm sure I'll be fine. 493 00:21:47,749 --> 00:21:48,979 Yeah, definitely. 494 00:21:49,126 --> 00:21:50,939 Zach says the bassist's girlfriend's coming along, 495 00:21:50,963 --> 00:21:53,002 so hopefully she'll be good with kids. 496 00:21:53,176 --> 00:21:55,089 Yeah, hopefully. 497 00:21:56,599 --> 00:21:58,274 - Alanis Morissette. - What? No. 498 00:21:58,436 --> 00:21:59,436 Yes. 499 00:21:59,563 --> 00:22:01,397 But she was successful right from the start. 500 00:22:01,567 --> 00:22:02,603 In Canada. 501 00:22:02,736 --> 00:22:05,207 She was on Star Search, she dated Dave Coulter. 502 00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:07,137 She struggled a lot before Jagged Little Pill. 503 00:22:07,161 --> 00:22:08,473 I don't think that's a good example. 504 00:22:08,497 --> 00:22:09,727 - Jackson Pollock. - Mom. 505 00:22:09,874 --> 00:22:11,196 He struggled before he succeeded. 506 00:22:11,336 --> 00:22:14,176 And I bet, if you asked him now, he would tell you he was glad for that. 507 00:22:14,384 --> 00:22:15,420 Jackson Pollock is dead. 508 00:22:15,553 --> 00:22:18,069 Yes, and from heaven he would tell you he was glad about that 509 00:22:18,266 --> 00:22:20,657 because God rewards those who struggle. 510 00:22:20,855 --> 00:22:23,133 Okay, Mom, I get it. Setbacks make you stronger. 511 00:22:23,317 --> 00:22:26,312 A setback is really just a setup for future accomplishment. 512 00:22:26,532 --> 00:22:29,607 - How's your mac and cheese? - It's not having its usual effect. 513 00:22:29,872 --> 00:22:32,184 - I'm sorry. - It's okay. 514 00:22:32,418 --> 00:22:34,774 You know, I'm not just saying this stuff. I really do believe it. 515 00:22:34,798 --> 00:22:35,798 I know you do, Mom. 516 00:22:35,967 --> 00:22:37,654 And I think you've had kind of an easy time. 517 00:22:37,678 --> 00:22:40,115 I mean, most of the things you've gone for, you've gotten. 518 00:22:40,309 --> 00:22:42,666 This setback might help you have some perspective. 519 00:22:42,855 --> 00:22:44,085 I guess. 520 00:22:44,692 --> 00:22:46,714 Do you want some French toast? I think Caesar made it today. 521 00:22:46,738 --> 00:22:49,129 - It has extra brown sugar. - No, thanks. 522 00:22:50,828 --> 00:22:52,468 Mark Twain. 523 00:22:52,624 --> 00:22:54,544 Well, Mark Twain had to work as a steamboat pilot 524 00:22:54,628 --> 00:22:56,828 on the Mississippi before he became a successful writer. 525 00:22:56,882 --> 00:22:57,985 And if he never had that experience, 526 00:22:58,009 --> 00:22:59,362 he never would have written Huckleberry Finn. 527 00:22:59,386 --> 00:23:01,379 Which is one of your favorite books. 528 00:23:01,557 --> 00:23:03,037 Remember when I made you have my twelfth birthday 529 00:23:03,061 --> 00:23:04,575 at the Mark Twain Museum in Hartford? 530 00:23:04,730 --> 00:23:07,879 I thought one day I was gonna find you on a raft made out of empty milk cartons, 531 00:23:07,903 --> 00:23:09,418 sailing down the Housatonic River. 532 00:23:09,573 --> 00:23:10,573 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 533 00:23:11,409 --> 00:23:12,445 - It's Logan. - Go ahead. 534 00:23:12,578 --> 00:23:13,578 I'll go outside. 535 00:23:14,415 --> 00:23:16,772 Hi. I'm okay. 536 00:23:20,678 --> 00:23:21,999 How's she holding up? 537 00:23:22,138 --> 00:23:25,817 Oh, she's okay. Rory's used to getting what Rory wants. 538 00:23:26,146 --> 00:23:28,583 Yeah, I know. How you doing? 539 00:23:28,776 --> 00:23:30,769 Me? I'm fine. 540 00:23:30,947 --> 00:23:31,983 Yeah? 541 00:23:33,034 --> 00:23:34,993 How's the trip planning coming? 542 00:23:35,163 --> 00:23:36,313 Great. Great. 543 00:23:36,458 --> 00:23:38,396 I actually took your suggestion and booked a couple hotels 544 00:23:38,420 --> 00:23:40,652 along the Maine coast. Kittery, York Harbor, you know. 545 00:23:40,967 --> 00:23:43,928 Nothing fancy, just a cable TV and a hot shower. 546 00:23:44,140 --> 00:23:46,099 That's great. I think she'll really love that. 547 00:23:46,269 --> 00:23:48,740 I even made a reservation at Barnacle Billy's. 548 00:23:49,734 --> 00:23:51,852 - Bring me a to-go box. - Will do. 549 00:23:52,113 --> 00:23:54,152 You know, I'm getting pretty excited, you know. 550 00:23:54,326 --> 00:23:55,606 It's still a couple months away, 551 00:23:55,703 --> 00:23:57,182 but the trip is really coming together, you know. 552 00:23:57,206 --> 00:23:58,845 It's a lot of time on the water. 553 00:23:59,001 --> 00:24:01,190 And we're gonna cover a lot of ground, but it's six weeks, 554 00:24:01,214 --> 00:24:04,129 so I think, overall, it probably won't seem like so much. 555 00:24:04,345 --> 00:24:05,906 That sounds great. 556 00:24:07,225 --> 00:24:09,059 Hey, Rory and I are gonna go see 557 00:24:09,229 --> 00:24:12,270 Patty and Babette's act at K.C.'s tonight. It should be a hoot. 558 00:24:12,486 --> 00:24:14,798 Yeah, you know, not really my thing. 559 00:24:15,951 --> 00:24:17,910 - Yeah, no, I'm not saying... - No, I know. 560 00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:21,200 - Just, we're going, but, you know... - Well, if I have some free time, I'll... 561 00:24:21,252 --> 00:24:22,397 - No, no, no. Yeah. - CAESAR: Order up, Luke! 562 00:24:22,421 --> 00:24:24,101 - Yeah, okay, I should probably go. - Yeah. 563 00:24:24,258 --> 00:24:26,178 - Yeah. Can I get you anything else? - Doggy bag. 564 00:24:26,346 --> 00:24:27,986 - All right, I'll take care of it. - Okay. 565 00:24:28,809 --> 00:24:29,880 (SIGHS) 566 00:24:31,188 --> 00:24:33,067 - So, when are you coming back? - Soon. 567 00:24:33,359 --> 00:24:36,081 How soon? It's been too long. You have to leave them wanting more. 568 00:24:36,281 --> 00:24:37,885 Well, I'm booked on a red-eye tonight, but we'll see. 569 00:24:37,909 --> 00:24:39,138 I have another meeting this afternoon. 570 00:24:39,162 --> 00:24:40,724 If these guys wanna do dinner and drinks or something, 571 00:24:40,748 --> 00:24:42,148 I may not have a choice. I'm sorry. 572 00:24:42,460 --> 00:24:44,419 Oh, that's okay. I'm just glad it's going well. 573 00:24:44,589 --> 00:24:45,901 Do you think they're gonna make you an offer? 574 00:24:45,925 --> 00:24:47,028 I don't know, it's hard to tell. 575 00:24:47,052 --> 00:24:48,782 These guys play things pretty close to the vest. 576 00:24:48,806 --> 00:24:51,286 Well, I'm sure they will. All this time they're keeping you out there. 577 00:24:51,310 --> 00:24:53,165 It can't just be because of your good looks and charm. 578 00:24:53,189 --> 00:24:54,189 I hope not. 579 00:24:55,151 --> 00:24:56,951 Well, I guess I better let you go. 580 00:24:57,113 --> 00:24:59,391 - Okay. I love you. - I love you, too. 581 00:24:59,577 --> 00:25:02,298 And, hey, don't worry about the Times, or the final or any of it. 582 00:25:02,498 --> 00:25:03,936 I have a feeling, in the next couple of days, 583 00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:06,317 you'll have moved on and forgotten all about this. 584 00:25:06,506 --> 00:25:07,506 I don't know. 585 00:25:08,218 --> 00:25:10,256 Things will be looking up. I promise. 586 00:25:10,890 --> 00:25:12,610 - Call me later? - I will. 587 00:25:13,102 --> 00:25:14,298 Okay. Bye. 588 00:25:21,076 --> 00:25:22,432 - Hey. - Hey. 589 00:25:22,579 --> 00:25:24,093 How's the left coast? 590 00:25:24,248 --> 00:25:26,127 He sounds good. Very positive. 591 00:25:26,294 --> 00:25:27,732 - Good. You ready to go shopping? - Yes. 592 00:25:27,756 --> 00:25:29,526 There's nothing I love more than shopping after a huge meal. 593 00:25:29,550 --> 00:25:30,586 Let's go. 594 00:25:30,719 --> 00:25:32,075 - Bye, Luke. - Take care, Rory. 595 00:25:32,223 --> 00:25:33,544 - Luke changed his hat. - Did he? 596 00:25:33,684 --> 00:25:34,720 Yeah. 597 00:25:34,852 --> 00:25:35,852 (PHONE RINGING) 598 00:25:36,398 --> 00:25:37,398 Luke's. 599 00:25:37,525 --> 00:25:38,525 Hey, Dad. 600 00:25:38,652 --> 00:25:40,405 April. Hey, what's going on? 601 00:25:40,572 --> 00:25:41,972 Not much. How are you? 602 00:25:42,117 --> 00:25:43,267 Good. Doing the lunch thing. 603 00:25:43,411 --> 00:25:46,184 I tried you on your home phone first. I don't know what I was thinking. 604 00:25:46,208 --> 00:25:47,812 Well, another 10 minutes and I'd have been up there. 605 00:25:47,836 --> 00:25:50,399 So, what's going on? Just calling to say hi? 606 00:25:50,591 --> 00:25:52,230 Actually, I've got some news. 607 00:25:52,386 --> 00:25:53,787 Good news, I hope. 608 00:25:53,931 --> 00:25:56,368 Good and bad, actually. 609 00:25:56,561 --> 00:25:57,711 Tell me. 610 00:25:57,939 --> 00:26:00,091 Well, in January, I filled out this application 611 00:26:00,277 --> 00:26:02,316 for the Metropolitan Museum Science Camp. 612 00:26:02,489 --> 00:26:05,210 I wasn't even gonna do it, but Mr. Lazovick, my chemistry teacher, 613 00:26:05,412 --> 00:26:08,008 he wrote me this really nice recommendation. 614 00:26:08,208 --> 00:26:11,088 Anyway, I totally forgot about it because I didn't think I'd ever get in, 615 00:26:11,256 --> 00:26:13,295 but I did! 616 00:26:13,469 --> 00:26:17,671 Wow, April, congratulations! That's terrific. 617 00:26:18,102 --> 00:26:19,102 Yeah, it is. 618 00:26:19,229 --> 00:26:22,942 The only problem is, it's six weeks and it's right during our boat trip. 619 00:26:23,196 --> 00:26:24,196 Oh! 620 00:26:24,323 --> 00:26:28,035 Yeah. And I've been so torn because I really wanna take this trip with you, 621 00:26:28,289 --> 00:26:31,249 but this camp is, like, a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. 622 00:26:31,462 --> 00:26:34,342 They only take eighth graders, so this would be the only year I could go, 623 00:26:34,383 --> 00:26:36,503 and they would have kids from all over the world there 624 00:26:36,638 --> 00:26:40,351 and they'd have Nobel-winning scientists come and teach classes and stuff. 625 00:26:40,604 --> 00:26:44,681 Yeah, well, that sounds pretty incredible. 626 00:26:44,946 --> 00:26:47,782 Yeah, but I really wanna take this trip with you. 627 00:26:48,703 --> 00:26:50,263 Yeah, look, 628 00:26:50,414 --> 00:26:52,294 it's too good an opportunity for you to pass up. 629 00:26:52,794 --> 00:26:53,830 - You think? - I do. 630 00:26:53,963 --> 00:26:56,443 I mean, the boat's not going anywhere. We'll do it next summer. 631 00:26:56,969 --> 00:26:58,119 Okay. Are you sure? 632 00:26:58,556 --> 00:26:59,752 Absolutely. 633 00:26:59,891 --> 00:27:02,646 Okay. And it's only six weeks, so I can definitely come 634 00:27:02,856 --> 00:27:04,251 and spend the last two weeks of the summer with you. 635 00:27:04,275 --> 00:27:06,675 Well, then, that's great. We'll take a little trip somewhere. 636 00:27:06,737 --> 00:27:07,808 Yeah, definitely. 637 00:27:07,948 --> 00:27:10,100 I am so proud of you, kid. 638 00:27:10,287 --> 00:27:11,287 Thanks, Dad. 639 00:27:11,414 --> 00:27:13,133 I'm gonna tell Mom that we talked, okay? 640 00:27:13,292 --> 00:27:14,568 Okay. I'll call you later. 641 00:27:14,712 --> 00:27:16,511 - Love you. - Love you, too. 642 00:27:22,310 --> 00:27:23,310 (SIGHS) 643 00:27:26,860 --> 00:27:28,135 (BABETTE AND PATTY SINGING) 644 00:27:44,895 --> 00:27:46,614 You are a terrific crowd! 645 00:27:46,773 --> 00:27:50,657 Yeah, we have one more song and then karaoke night will begin. 646 00:27:53,745 --> 00:27:57,139 I dedicate this next song to my husband Morey. 647 00:28:25,306 --> 00:28:27,986 Hey, do you know what would really put me over the top, spirit-wise? 648 00:28:28,103 --> 00:28:30,061 - What? - If you sang. 649 00:28:30,232 --> 00:28:31,712 Oh! Yeah! 650 00:28:31,860 --> 00:28:33,423 On the way home, we'll roll down the windows 651 00:28:33,447 --> 00:28:34,447 and I'll belt it out. 652 00:28:34,574 --> 00:28:35,770 No. Up there. 653 00:28:35,910 --> 00:28:37,789 Oh, no, I'd have to be way more drunk for that. 654 00:28:37,955 --> 00:28:39,549 Well, we can arrange that. 655 00:28:39,876 --> 00:28:41,476 Excuse me, could we get some shots here? 656 00:28:41,587 --> 00:28:42,862 Shots? 657 00:28:46,012 --> 00:28:48,159 I've never even been to half the cities we're going to. 658 00:28:48,183 --> 00:28:49,903 I mean, Detroit? How psyched am I? 659 00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:52,222 - You seem really psyched, Zach. - I'm totally psyched. 660 00:28:52,316 --> 00:28:54,594 Detroit is a major music hub, man. For everybody. 661 00:28:54,779 --> 00:28:57,179 It's not just about Eminem and Iggy Pop and Motown, you know? 662 00:28:57,284 --> 00:28:58,284 Oh, no? 663 00:28:58,411 --> 00:29:00,725 And we're not just playing anywhere. We're playing the Magic Stick. 664 00:29:00,749 --> 00:29:03,824 Everybody's played the Magic Stick. Crooked Fingers. The Rosebuds. 665 00:29:04,047 --> 00:29:05,881 - Bobby Conn. Midlake. - Wow. 666 00:29:06,051 --> 00:29:08,451 - It's gonna be nuts. - Yeah, I'm really happy for you, Zach. 667 00:29:08,597 --> 00:29:11,068 And it just works out so perfect, time-wise. 668 00:29:11,270 --> 00:29:13,583 I mean, obviously, I'm gonna have to miss a couple weeks' work, 669 00:29:13,607 --> 00:29:15,837 but for the most part, you'll be closed for the summer anyway, so... 670 00:29:15,861 --> 00:29:18,503 Oh, yeah. Actually that's not happening now. 671 00:29:18,784 --> 00:29:20,471 - What? - Yeah, April and I aren't going away. 672 00:29:20,495 --> 00:29:21,890 I mean, at least, not for most of the summer, 673 00:29:21,914 --> 00:29:23,554 so I'm gonna keep the diner open. 674 00:29:23,710 --> 00:29:25,669 Oh, man. That totally blows. What happened? 675 00:29:25,839 --> 00:29:26,875 Well, she's, you know, 676 00:29:27,008 --> 00:29:28,571 she's going to this camp. This science camp. 677 00:29:28,595 --> 00:29:29,715 You know, she's super smart. 678 00:29:29,763 --> 00:29:32,644 I mean, like, off-the-charts smart, and she got invited 679 00:29:32,853 --> 00:29:34,083 and it's real prestigious. 680 00:29:34,230 --> 00:29:36,223 And, you know, she's gotta go. She can't not go. 681 00:29:36,401 --> 00:29:38,679 - Buddy, I'm so sorry. - Oh, it's okay. It's all right... 682 00:29:38,864 --> 00:29:40,552 No, I know how stoked you were for this trip. 683 00:29:40,576 --> 00:29:41,846 No, no, it's all right, Zach. Really, it's okay. 684 00:29:41,870 --> 00:29:43,056 All that planning. You were really into it. 685 00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:45,269 - I know, it's okay, Zach, really. - No, it's not. It sucks. It's... 686 00:29:45,293 --> 00:29:47,605 - Zach! - Okay, I'm sorry. I get it. 687 00:29:47,797 --> 00:29:49,198 You're processing. 688 00:29:49,343 --> 00:29:50,823 Hey! Hey, babe. 689 00:29:50,970 --> 00:29:53,328 Hey. Hey, Luke. 690 00:29:53,517 --> 00:29:55,429 Lane, hey. It's been a little while. 691 00:29:55,605 --> 00:29:58,520 Yeah, I know, I can't believe I'm actually out of the apartment. 692 00:29:58,736 --> 00:30:00,250 At night. And baby free. 693 00:30:00,405 --> 00:30:02,093 I feel like I'm missing a limb. Or two, actually. 694 00:30:02,117 --> 00:30:04,474 - You look good. - Thanks. I'm exhausted. 695 00:30:04,664 --> 00:30:07,466 - But psyched to be out on the town, right? - So psyched. 696 00:30:07,670 --> 00:30:10,061 - So are you coming to K.C.'s? - Oh, I don't think so. 697 00:30:10,257 --> 00:30:11,818 Dude, you've got to come. 698 00:30:11,970 --> 00:30:13,689 He just got some totally devastating news. 699 00:30:13,848 --> 00:30:16,444 - It's actually not that bad. - He's still processing. 700 00:30:16,645 --> 00:30:18,792 - Luke, you should come. - Come on, let me buy you a beer. 701 00:30:18,816 --> 00:30:20,855 You know, you guys go ahead. Maybe I'll catch up. 702 00:30:21,028 --> 00:30:22,144 Okay, that's cool. 703 00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:24,638 - So, maybe we'll see you there? - Sure. 704 00:30:31,382 --> 00:30:32,418 So, what was the news? 705 00:30:32,551 --> 00:30:35,386 - Oh, April bailed on the boat trip. - Oh, no. 706 00:30:35,598 --> 00:30:38,558 Yeah, she's going away to some brainiac science camp for the summer. 707 00:30:38,771 --> 00:30:40,570 Who's even heard of science camp? 708 00:30:40,733 --> 00:30:42,646 It's a contradiction in terms, it's like a... 709 00:30:42,820 --> 00:30:45,463 - Oxymoron. - Oxymoron, totally. 710 00:30:48,582 --> 00:30:50,335 You okay there, babe? 711 00:30:50,669 --> 00:30:52,981 Yeah, I just kind of realized something today. 712 00:30:53,257 --> 00:30:54,453 Oh, yeah, what's that? 713 00:30:54,593 --> 00:30:56,711 I realized I can't go on tour. 714 00:30:56,889 --> 00:31:00,089 I'd love to. God, I'd love to, but it's just not possible. 715 00:31:00,313 --> 00:31:01,873 Not with two babies. 716 00:31:02,024 --> 00:31:04,540 I mean, you know, it's hard enough here at home 717 00:31:04,738 --> 00:31:07,812 where I have a whole support system, my mom and Brian and Dr. Shaw. 718 00:31:08,036 --> 00:31:10,837 And I've got my routine, and it's hard, but it's manageable. 719 00:31:11,041 --> 00:31:13,320 But it wouldn't be anywhere but here. You know? 720 00:31:13,588 --> 00:31:16,504 - No, I get it. I do. - I'm so sorry, Zach. 721 00:31:16,719 --> 00:31:18,519 No, you don't have to be sorry about anything. 722 00:31:18,682 --> 00:31:20,401 It makes sense. It's cool. 723 00:31:20,559 --> 00:31:22,539 I'll call Gram in the morning and tell him we can't go. 724 00:31:22,563 --> 00:31:23,884 He'll understand. 725 00:31:24,024 --> 00:31:26,384 No. Wait, that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying I can't go. 726 00:31:26,488 --> 00:31:28,401 - I still want you to go. - You do? 727 00:31:28,575 --> 00:31:29,771 Hell, yeah. 728 00:31:29,911 --> 00:31:32,063 No way. Not without you and the boys. 729 00:31:32,249 --> 00:31:34,720 Zach, this is a really big opportunity. 730 00:31:34,921 --> 00:31:36,595 Yeah, but it's two months. 731 00:31:36,757 --> 00:31:39,479 Exactly. It's not a yearlong world tour. 732 00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:42,721 It's two months. It's important. It's a dream come true. 733 00:31:42,936 --> 00:31:44,895 And who knows where it could lead. 734 00:31:45,065 --> 00:31:47,707 - Are you sure? - I am. 735 00:31:47,904 --> 00:31:49,578 We'll talk all the time. 736 00:31:49,741 --> 00:31:51,721 And I'll hold the phone up to Steve and Kwan's ears 737 00:31:51,745 --> 00:31:53,306 so they can hear your voice. 738 00:31:53,457 --> 00:31:56,578 I'll see your shows in New York and Philly and Boston. 739 00:31:56,796 --> 00:31:58,596 We'll work this out. 740 00:32:01,221 --> 00:32:02,815 You are the coolest. 741 00:32:02,975 --> 00:32:06,255 Well, I am married to the lead guitarist of Vapor Rub. 742 00:32:12,076 --> 00:32:13,272 (SINGING) 743 00:32:32,281 --> 00:32:33,602 How you feeling there, Mom? 744 00:32:33,784 --> 00:32:36,380 Oh, I must be drunk, because he sounds pretty good. 745 00:32:36,998 --> 00:32:39,435 Well, get those pipes warmed up, because you're on deck. 746 00:32:39,628 --> 00:32:41,780 I can't follow Kirk. He can really sing. 747 00:32:49,523 --> 00:32:51,162 Come on! Mom, if you don't, 748 00:32:51,317 --> 00:32:53,674 then you're gonna ruin all this good cheering-up you've been doing. 749 00:32:53,698 --> 00:32:55,053 You are relentless! 750 00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:57,398 I'm thinking something early Madonna. 751 00:32:57,580 --> 00:32:58,776 - No! - Hey! 752 00:32:58,915 --> 00:33:00,395 - Oh, Lane! - What are you doing here? 753 00:33:00,461 --> 00:33:02,021 Oh, I'm just catching up with my mom. 754 00:33:02,213 --> 00:33:03,489 - Hi, Lane. - Hi, Lorelai. 755 00:33:03,633 --> 00:33:05,864 - Hey, what's up, Zach? - Not much, Lorelai. How are you? 756 00:33:05,888 --> 00:33:07,323 Good. A little tipsy. 757 00:33:07,474 --> 00:33:09,467 Seems like an appropriate setting for that. 758 00:33:09,811 --> 00:33:11,804 - Okay, this is just sinful. - Oh, honey. 759 00:33:11,982 --> 00:33:13,587 I'm just saying, if you're gonna do Boy George, 760 00:33:13,611 --> 00:33:15,531 at least commit to the high heels and the makeup. 761 00:33:15,990 --> 00:33:18,461 - Hey, sit, sit. - Okay. 762 00:33:19,831 --> 00:33:21,790 So, are you done with finals already? 763 00:33:22,085 --> 00:33:23,647 Wait, are you actually done with school? 764 00:33:23,671 --> 00:33:25,471 Not yet. Very soon. I'll be done next week. 765 00:33:25,634 --> 00:33:26,634 Wow! 766 00:33:26,761 --> 00:33:29,152 - Will you have pretzels or peanuts? - Peanuts. 767 00:33:29,350 --> 00:33:30,536 And remember, if you slip out the back door, 768 00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:32,040 I will sink into a deep depression. 769 00:33:32,188 --> 00:33:33,463 Drat! 770 00:33:35,110 --> 00:33:36,784 So, how are the boys? 771 00:33:36,948 --> 00:33:39,624 Awesome. Exhausting. Amazing. Infuriating. 772 00:33:39,828 --> 00:33:40,864 You name it, I feel it. 773 00:33:40,996 --> 00:33:42,032 I'm gonna get a beer. 774 00:33:42,165 --> 00:33:43,725 - Ginger ale for you, Mom? - LANE: Sure. 775 00:33:43,752 --> 00:33:44,823 - Rory? - I'm good. 776 00:33:44,963 --> 00:33:45,963 Be right back. 777 00:33:47,634 --> 00:33:50,390 So, really, what's going on with you? 778 00:33:50,598 --> 00:33:52,989 Oh, I just had a bit of a meltdown, that's all. 779 00:33:53,229 --> 00:33:54,664 Why? What's going on? 780 00:33:54,815 --> 00:33:57,129 There was this job that I really wanted and I didn't get it. 781 00:33:57,153 --> 00:33:58,297 I was pretty bummed about it. 782 00:33:58,321 --> 00:34:00,793 But my mom talked me down and everything's fine now. 783 00:34:00,994 --> 00:34:02,747 But what's going on with you? 784 00:34:02,914 --> 00:34:05,635 Well, Zach is going on a two-month tour this summer 785 00:34:05,836 --> 00:34:09,036 as the lead guitarist of Vapor Rub. And yes, I'm serious. 786 00:34:09,259 --> 00:34:11,492 Vapor Rub? What ever happened to Hep Alien? 787 00:34:11,681 --> 00:34:15,723 Well, Hep Alien will live to rock again, but right now, opportunity calls. 788 00:34:15,981 --> 00:34:17,861 Isn't it gonna be hard for you guys to be apart? 789 00:34:17,901 --> 00:34:20,053 Definitely. But, you know, it's only two months. 790 00:34:20,239 --> 00:34:22,278 And we'll make it work. Life is long. 791 00:34:22,452 --> 00:34:24,411 When did you get so mature? 792 00:34:24,581 --> 00:34:27,656 I don't know. I think the mature gene kicks in once you become a mother. 793 00:34:38,273 --> 00:34:41,075 PATTY: Wonderful! Wonderful! 794 00:34:43,993 --> 00:34:45,507 (CHEERING) 795 00:34:51,925 --> 00:34:55,239 Honey, it's another embarrassing moment for your diary. 796 00:34:58,521 --> 00:35:00,275 Happy graduation. 797 00:35:15,052 --> 00:35:16,533 She's a Whitney fan? 798 00:35:16,681 --> 00:35:18,320 Oh, I think it's Dolly-inspired. 799 00:35:28,329 --> 00:35:33,568 And I will always... 800 00:35:33,881 --> 00:35:36,797 - She's all right. - Kid's stealing our thunder! 801 00:37:29,186 --> 00:37:30,746 (CHEERING) 802 00:37:47,847 --> 00:37:48,883 Morning. 803 00:37:49,016 --> 00:37:50,052 (GROANS) 804 00:37:50,185 --> 00:37:51,221 - Coffee? - Yeah. 805 00:37:51,353 --> 00:37:53,433 What are you doing up? Why aren't you more hung-over? 806 00:37:53,524 --> 00:37:56,485 Well, I stopped drinking several shots before you did. 807 00:37:56,697 --> 00:37:57,813 Are you going? 808 00:37:57,949 --> 00:38:00,944 Yeah, I'm gonna stop by Lane's and then I have to get back to school. 809 00:38:01,164 --> 00:38:02,564 Start studying for my next final. 810 00:38:02,709 --> 00:38:04,749 This time, I intend on turning in all my blue books. 811 00:38:04,922 --> 00:38:07,359 That's too bad. I had a whole second day of pick-me-up plans, 812 00:38:07,551 --> 00:38:11,310 including a clown and some pony rides and absolutely no drinking at all. 813 00:38:11,559 --> 00:38:14,799 Well, then you shouldn't have devised such an effective first-day pick-me-up plan. 814 00:38:14,941 --> 00:38:16,216 Well, live and learn. 815 00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:17,463 I really do feel better, though. 816 00:38:17,487 --> 00:38:19,560 All the wallowing and the eating and the shopping. 817 00:38:19,741 --> 00:38:22,782 And, I don't know, maybe it's because you wished me joy and happiness. 818 00:38:23,582 --> 00:38:25,062 You liked that, huh? 819 00:38:25,210 --> 00:38:28,205 - Cheered me up. - Well, glad it did. 820 00:38:28,425 --> 00:38:29,745 I do feel so much better, though. 821 00:38:29,845 --> 00:38:31,041 I mean, it's like you said, 822 00:38:31,180 --> 00:38:32,952 sometimes you just have to let your feelings out. 823 00:38:32,976 --> 00:38:33,976 (CHUCKLES) 824 00:38:34,103 --> 00:38:35,902 Yeah, sometimes you do. 825 00:38:37,151 --> 00:38:38,506 MAN: Yeah. 826 00:38:38,653 --> 00:38:40,407 - Chilaquiles, huh? - Chilaquiles. 827 00:38:40,574 --> 00:38:41,645 People went nuts for them. 828 00:38:41,784 --> 00:38:43,984 Mr. and Mrs. Fisk said they want them every morning now. 829 00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:46,060 Who knew? I didn't even think we'd sell one of them. 830 00:38:46,084 --> 00:38:47,884 Well, it was all Caesar. His idea. His recipe. 831 00:38:47,963 --> 00:38:49,796 His refusal to take no for an answer. 832 00:38:49,966 --> 00:38:52,848 - Hey, Caesar! Chilaquiles! - Chilaquiles! 833 00:38:53,055 --> 00:38:54,910 - What'd I tell you, Luke? - You told me, Caesar. 834 00:38:54,934 --> 00:38:56,622 - I told you! - You also told me you told me. 835 00:38:56,646 --> 00:38:58,798 - Chilaquiles! - Chilaquiles! 836 00:38:58,984 --> 00:39:00,305 That dude's a riot. 837 00:39:00,445 --> 00:39:02,800 - Hey, I'm glad you came out last night. - Yeah, it was fun. 838 00:39:02,824 --> 00:39:05,181 - Gypsy does a mean Pat Benatar. - That was interesting. 839 00:39:05,371 --> 00:39:07,090 - How about Lorelai? - Huh? 840 00:39:07,249 --> 00:39:08,249 What did you think? 841 00:39:08,376 --> 00:39:10,776 Oh... I mean, the gal can sing, right? 842 00:39:10,924 --> 00:39:12,997 Bizarro choice of tune, but she's got some pipes. 843 00:39:13,178 --> 00:39:16,458 - Nice quality, you know? - Yeah. Yeah, yeah, definitely. 844 00:39:16,684 --> 00:39:17,871 So, you feeling a little better? 845 00:39:17,895 --> 00:39:19,666 No, you're still bumming about your boat trip, aren't you? 846 00:39:19,690 --> 00:39:21,294 Of course you are. Why am I even asking you? 847 00:39:21,318 --> 00:39:23,835 No, no, no, it's okay. I'm actually feeling a little better. 848 00:39:24,032 --> 00:39:26,674 And, you know, hanging around here this summer might not be so bad. 849 00:39:26,871 --> 00:39:27,871 Oh, that's cool. 850 00:39:27,998 --> 00:39:30,674 Maybe we can make karaoke night at K.C.'s kind of a regular thing. 851 00:39:30,878 --> 00:39:32,712 - Yeah, maybe. - Oh, hey, I almost forgot. 852 00:39:32,882 --> 00:39:34,904 In the middle of the breakfast rush, I found your hat. 853 00:39:34,928 --> 00:39:36,488 It was wedged in behind the dishwasher. 854 00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:38,077 - No worse for the wear, though. - Yeah, thanks. 855 00:39:38,101 --> 00:39:39,456 Yeah. I told you it'd turn up. 856 00:39:47,953 --> 00:39:49,993 I'm Annabelle Loren. Were you looking for something? 857 00:39:50,792 --> 00:39:52,352 - Not exactly. - Are you the doctor? 858 00:39:52,503 --> 00:39:53,606 No. No, I'm Lance Schroeder. 859 00:39:53,630 --> 00:39:54,701 (KNOCKING AT DOOR) 860 00:39:54,841 --> 00:39:55,877 (BARKS) 861 00:39:56,553 --> 00:39:57,828 Just a minute. 862 00:40:04,359 --> 00:40:05,715 - Oh, hey. - Hey. 863 00:40:05,863 --> 00:40:08,093 Oh, you just missed Rory. She's on her way back to school. 864 00:40:08,117 --> 00:40:10,030 I know. I'm actually here to see you. 865 00:40:10,205 --> 00:40:12,278 - Oh. Okay, come on in. - Thank you. 866 00:40:14,295 --> 00:40:17,849 Do you want any food or drink? I ordered way too many fries. 867 00:40:18,094 --> 00:40:19,244 No, thanks, I'm all good. 868 00:40:19,388 --> 00:40:20,903 Here, have a seat. Paul Anka. 869 00:40:25,651 --> 00:40:26,687 So, how was your trip? 870 00:40:26,819 --> 00:40:27,964 Oh, it was really great, actually. 871 00:40:27,988 --> 00:40:29,300 That's what I wanted to talk to you about. 872 00:40:29,324 --> 00:40:34,085 Oh, God, I know nothing about that world. Apple, IBM, Microsoft, I'm out. 873 00:40:34,376 --> 00:40:37,929 Well, I've been offered a position with an emerging Internet company. 874 00:40:38,175 --> 00:40:39,211 Wow, that's great! 875 00:40:39,344 --> 00:40:41,366 Yeah, it's pretty similar to what I was doing in New York. 876 00:40:41,390 --> 00:40:43,118 But, actually, they're willing to make me a full partner, 877 00:40:43,142 --> 00:40:45,420 I'll be getting in on the ground floor. 878 00:40:45,605 --> 00:40:46,802 - That's exciting! - It is. 879 00:40:46,942 --> 00:40:49,172 It's gonna be a lot of long hours and an incredible amount of work 880 00:40:49,196 --> 00:40:52,476 building the company, but I really feel this venture has a bright future. 881 00:40:52,703 --> 00:40:54,423 I mean, these are serious people. 882 00:40:54,582 --> 00:40:56,939 And you're a serious guy. 883 00:40:57,128 --> 00:40:59,007 Look, you don't have to convince me. 884 00:40:59,173 --> 00:41:01,451 I voiced my concerns and you told me your plans. 885 00:41:01,636 --> 00:41:03,231 We had pie. I'm cool. 886 00:41:03,390 --> 00:41:05,952 Thank you. I appreciate that. That means a lot to me. 887 00:41:06,145 --> 00:41:07,626 Oh, you're welcome. 888 00:41:08,734 --> 00:41:11,250 So, the thing is... 889 00:41:11,488 --> 00:41:13,769 Oh, as you can imagine, I'm pretty excited about all this. 890 00:41:13,911 --> 00:41:15,266 - Yeah. - But it... 891 00:41:15,413 --> 00:41:18,966 It does mean a move to San Francisco. Palo Alto, actually. 892 00:41:19,212 --> 00:41:21,250 - Oh, wow! - Yeah. 893 00:41:21,425 --> 00:41:23,737 That's big. That's funny that Rory didn't mention it. 894 00:41:23,930 --> 00:41:26,242 Well, actually, I haven't told her yet. 895 00:41:26,434 --> 00:41:29,077 And you're here because you want me to tell her for you? 896 00:41:29,273 --> 00:41:31,789 No, no. I'm gonna tell her. I just... 897 00:41:31,986 --> 00:41:34,424 I wanted to talk to you first about it. 898 00:41:34,617 --> 00:41:37,179 Okay, that's thoughtful. 899 00:41:39,209 --> 00:41:44,163 Look, I love Rory. 900 00:41:44,886 --> 00:41:46,002 She means the world to me 901 00:41:46,223 --> 00:41:48,535 and I want her to come with me to California. 902 00:41:49,562 --> 00:41:50,883 Oh. 903 00:41:51,190 --> 00:41:54,584 But not just as my girlfriend, which is why I'm here. 904 00:41:56,242 --> 00:42:00,159 I'm here to ask your permission, your permission to ask Rory to marry me. 905 00:42:05,551 --> 00:42:07,112 Lorelai? 906 00:42:09,309 --> 00:42:10,459 LOGAN: Lorelai?