1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:02,900 Are you sure we got enough plain onesies? 2 00:00:02,901 --> 00:00:06,617 Let me see. 40 people have RSVP'ed yes to Lane's shower, 3 00:00:06,618 --> 00:00:09,518 and we bought 60 onesies for them to decorate. 4 00:00:09,519 --> 00:00:11,119 I don't want to go all "Beautiful Mind" on you, 5 00:00:11,120 --> 00:00:12,720 but according to my calculations... 6 00:00:12,721 --> 00:00:16,300 Yes, Mr. Nash, but you are forgetting about the first-pancake phenomenon. 7 00:00:16,301 --> 00:00:17,050 Eh? 8 00:00:17,051 --> 00:00:19,270 Yes the first pancake - you know you always throw it out. 9 00:00:19,271 --> 00:00:23,271 What if people start decorating their onesies and they hate what they do, 10 00:00:23,272 --> 00:00:24,315 so they want to start over and 11 00:00:24,316 --> 00:00:26,270 we don't have enough onesies because we only estimated one each? 12 00:00:26,273 --> 00:00:27,630 Why do you throw out the first pancake? 13 00:00:27,631 --> 00:00:29,831 Well the griddle's too hot. It gets burned. 14 00:00:29,832 --> 00:00:31,932 Oh, my god. Next year, no excuses. 15 00:00:31,933 --> 00:00:34,133 We are making you that audition tape for "Top Chef." 16 00:00:34,134 --> 00:00:35,429 This is pretty basic stuff. 17 00:00:35,430 --> 00:00:38,630 Do you do it with hamburgers and waffles, too? 18 00:00:36,631 --> 00:00:39,931 No, it's pancake-specific. 19 00:00:39,932 --> 00:00:41,207 Oh, my goodness. 20 00:00:41,208 --> 00:00:42,680 Well, that's good news, 21 00:00:42,681 --> 00:00:45,408 because onesies are the exact opposite of pancakes. 22 00:00:45,409 --> 00:00:46,909 They're totally impossible to screw up. 23 00:00:46,910 --> 00:00:48,542 You can slap anything on a onesie and it looks cute. 24 00:00:48,943 --> 00:00:49,443 Anything? 25 00:00:49,444 --> 00:00:53,057 Yeah. Alligator, fried egg, tools -- 26 00:00:53,058 --> 00:00:55,236 these are not generally considered cute items. 27 00:00:55,271 --> 00:00:57,767 "I'll take the adorable Phillips-head --" not something you hear normally. 28 00:00:57,768 --> 00:00:59,668 But you put that on a little onesie… 29 00:00:59,669 --> 00:01:01,069 You're right - it's pretty damn cute. 30 00:01:01,070 --> 00:01:01,846 So cute. 31 00:01:02,071 --> 00:01:06,478 All right, we got streamers and balloons, and the cake's in the fridge. 32 00:01:06,479 --> 00:01:07,978 The chairs are getting delivered later. 33 00:01:07,979 --> 00:01:09,679 All we have to do now is go home and decorate. 34 00:01:09,680 --> 00:01:11,780 But did we agree on one table for presents or two? 35 00:01:11,781 --> 00:01:12,350 One. 36 00:01:12,351 --> 00:01:13,479 Well, don't you think two would be better? 37 00:01:13,480 --> 00:01:14,380 One is fine 38 00:01:15,281 --> 00:01:17,381 Okay. But I'm not going for "fine," you know? 39 00:01:17,382 --> 00:01:19,557 Lane's shower cannot be fine. I want it to be great. 40 00:01:19,558 --> 00:01:20,258 It will be. 41 00:01:20,259 --> 00:01:22,910 Yeah but how do you know? I don't have the best track record. 42 00:01:22,911 --> 00:01:26,411 Lane's bachelorette party, we ended up in Brian's Aunt's basement. 43 00:01:26,412 --> 00:01:27,564 Now, it was your first pancake 44 00:01:27,565 --> 00:01:29,028 Hmm. Hold on. 45 00:01:30,229 --> 00:01:36,629 Hello? Yes, this is Rory. Um... New York Times. 46 00:01:36,630 --> 00:01:40,644 Hi. Um, thank you for calling me back. Thank you so much. 47 00:01:40,836 --> 00:01:45,005 Yes. Uh...a-as a matter of fact, I will be. 48 00:01:45,040 --> 00:01:46,773 The corner of 9th and -- great. 49 00:01:46,774 --> 00:01:50,248 Um, okay. Uh, I'll see you then. 50 00:01:50,682 --> 00:01:51,643 Oh, my god. 51 00:01:51,644 --> 00:01:52,544 The New York Times? 52 00:01:52,545 --> 00:01:53,245 The New York Times! 53 00:01:53,246 --> 00:01:53,938 They called you? 54 00:01:53,939 --> 00:01:54,639 They called me. 55 00:01:54,640 --> 00:01:55,540 Why did they call you? 56 00:01:55,541 --> 00:01:56,141 Well… 57 00:01:56,142 --> 00:01:57,042 Don't even answer. 58 00:01:57,043 --> 00:01:59,241 I mean if I was the New York Times, 59 00:01:59,242 --> 00:02:01,459 I would be like, "get me Rory Gilmore on the phone, stat." 60 00:02:01,458 --> 00:02:01,958 "Stat"? 61 00:02:01,959 --> 00:02:04,381 Whatever the equivalent of "stat" is in the news. 62 00:02:04,382 --> 00:02:05,170 "Now"? 63 00:02:05,171 --> 00:02:07,647 No! At the New York Times, the language is very fancy. 64 00:02:07,648 --> 00:02:10,044 You say "promptly," "presently," "two shakes of a lamb's tail." 65 00:02:10,045 --> 00:02:11,345 Why did they call you? 66 00:02:10,927 --> 00:02:15,110 Well, okay, remember that guy Hugo Gray that I met at Logan's work party, 67 00:02:15,111 --> 00:02:16,498 the guy who edits the online magazine? 68 00:02:16,499 --> 00:02:17,599 Yeah, you're writing pieces for him. 69 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:21,530 Exactly. well Hugo has an in at the Times -- this guy A.J. Abrams. 70 00:02:21,531 --> 00:02:23,531 He's an assistant managing editor -- really big. 71 00:02:23,532 --> 00:02:26,160 And he gave me A.J.'s number and said that I should call him 72 00:02:26,161 --> 00:02:28,761 and see if he would get together with me for coffee so I could pick his brain. 73 00:02:28,762 --> 00:02:29,409 A.J.'s brain? 74 00:02:29,410 --> 00:02:31,473 Well, Hugo's brain had been picked clean. 75 00:02:31,474 --> 00:02:34,155 But, yeah, I called A.J., And I never heard anything back. 76 00:02:34,156 --> 00:02:36,832 I didn't think he was gonna call me, but that was him just now on the phone, 77 00:02:36,833 --> 00:02:40,026 and he said that if I was gonna be in the city tomorrow around 1:00, 78 00:02:40,027 --> 00:02:41,388 he could meet me for coffee. 79 00:02:41,459 --> 00:02:45,065 And I said, "oh, well, as a matter of fact, I will be." 80 00:02:45,066 --> 00:02:47,066 He said something about a place on 9th, and I said, "okay," 81 00:02:47,067 --> 00:02:48,984 and he said, "see you tomorrow," and I said, "see you then." 82 00:02:48,985 --> 00:02:49,762 Oh, my god, 83 00:02:49,763 --> 00:02:53,414 if this is any indication of the crackling spitfire dialogue to come 84 00:02:53,415 --> 00:02:55,622 at your coffee tomorrow -- ha! 85 00:02:55,657 --> 00:02:57,778 Well this is the worst possible time, but I just couldn't say no. 86 00:02:57,779 --> 00:02:59,779 No, you couldn't say no. I mean, let's face it. 87 00:02:59,780 --> 00:03:02,520 "Top Chef" is a long shot. This is the New York Times. 88 00:03:02,521 --> 00:03:06,390 I know but I have so much to do to get ready for Lane's baby shower. 89 00:03:06,391 --> 00:03:07,291 I'll take care of it. 90 00:03:07,292 --> 00:03:07,900 Are you sure? 91 00:03:07,901 --> 00:03:10,432 Yes, I'm like a professional party-thrower. 92 00:03:10,433 --> 00:03:11,233 Well, I know, but… 93 00:03:11,234 --> 00:03:11,834 No buts. 94 00:03:12,655 --> 00:03:14,481 Okay, I mean -- that would be great. 95 00:03:14,482 --> 00:03:17,665 I should probably spend the night at Logan's tonight. My laptop's there. 96 00:03:17,700 --> 00:03:19,957 I need to print out my résumé. I should. God, I need to prepare.. 97 00:03:19,958 --> 00:03:22,867 I mean he's gonna expect me to ask him really intelligent questions 98 00:03:22,868 --> 00:03:25,672 Honey you've been asking intelligent questions since you were 3. 99 00:03:25,673 --> 00:03:28,134 Yeah, he's probably expecting something a little more sophisticated 100 00:03:28,135 --> 00:03:30,682 Than "what is a color?" 'cause that one, like, blew my mind. 101 00:03:30,683 --> 00:03:33,536 Mm. Something a little more newspaper-related, at the very least. 102 00:03:33,537 --> 00:03:34,637 You're gonna be great 103 00:03:34,638 --> 00:03:37,461 I hope so. I mean even if they don't have an opening there, 104 00:03:37,462 --> 00:03:39,771 he knows people all across the country, you know? 105 00:03:39,772 --> 00:03:42,700 If I impress him, he can set me up with some really good leads. 106 00:03:42,701 --> 00:03:45,555 Yeah, well, tell him your mother thinks you're spectacular. 107 00:03:45,556 --> 00:03:47,292 I will do. Oh, my god. 108 00:03:47,293 --> 00:03:48,818 The New York Times called me -- 109 00:03:48,819 --> 00:03:50,516 and not the subscriptions department. 110 00:03:56,294 --> 00:03:57,294 Subtitle by Maglori 111 00:04:43,508 --> 00:04:44,295 This it straight? 112 00:04:45,910 --> 00:04:48,755 Oh, it's cute. Oh the S, that's funny 113 00:04:48,756 --> 00:04:49,389 Thanks. 114 00:04:49,390 --> 00:04:50,290 Not what you asked. 115 00:04:50,291 --> 00:04:50,780 no 116 00:04:50,781 --> 00:04:51,581 Hit me again 117 00:04:51,582 --> 00:04:52,482 Is the sign straight? 118 00:04:52,483 --> 00:04:53,408 Uh, perfect. 119 00:04:53,809 --> 00:04:54,193 Great. 120 00:04:54,194 --> 00:04:56,773 Ooh, Angelina and Brad had their baby... 121 00:04:56,774 --> 00:04:59,035 months and months ago! 122 00:04:59,070 --> 00:05:00,122 Yeah, you're a little behind the times. 123 00:05:00,123 --> 00:05:03,000 This is the problem with having two kids under the age of 4 -- 124 00:05:03,001 --> 00:05:05,095 world events just, you know, pass you by. 125 00:05:05,096 --> 00:05:06,488 Are you done with those favors? 126 00:05:06,489 --> 00:05:10,868 I cannot believe Britney is driving with her baby on her lap like that. 127 00:05:10,869 --> 00:05:13,312 What is she doing with that guy, by the way? 128 00:05:14,213 --> 00:05:16,413 Well, you'll be glad to know they've since broken up, 129 00:05:16,414 --> 00:05:19,414 although it turns out he was kind of a stabilizing influence in her life. Who knew! 130 00:05:19,415 --> 00:05:20,315 You're kidding 131 00:05:20,316 --> 00:05:25,099 I know -- why don't you blow up some more balloons or hang some streamers? 132 00:05:25,100 --> 00:05:26,617 I would love to, 133 00:05:26,618 --> 00:05:28,904 but it seems like the baby really wants me 134 00:05:28,905 --> 00:05:30,929 to just keep sitting here and reading "In Touch". 135 00:05:30,964 --> 00:05:33,499 You know that excuse expires the minute you pop that baby out. 136 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:35,994 Yep, but I've got 128 lazy days left. 137 00:05:35,995 --> 00:05:39,355 Hey, why don't you go through the stack of pictures? 138 00:05:39,356 --> 00:05:42,421 'Cause Rory is looking for one of Lane that she wants to blow up. 139 00:05:42,422 --> 00:05:44,933 Ooh, baby pictures -- fun! 140 00:05:44,934 --> 00:05:46,891 What do we got? 141 00:05:46,892 --> 00:05:51,249 Oh, god. Ooh! This one is so cute. 142 00:05:51,284 --> 00:05:52,288 That's just of Rory, though. 143 00:05:52,289 --> 00:05:56,999 I know. She was just an itty-bitty, teeny, little, cutie-patootie, wasn't she? 144 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:58,028 Yeah, she's cute. 145 00:05:58,029 --> 00:06:01,393 Oh, she weally, weally was, wasn't she? 146 00:06:01,473 --> 00:06:02,410 Seriously, with the voice... 147 00:06:02,411 --> 00:06:04,101 Well, sorry. I'm hormonal. 148 00:06:05,602 --> 00:06:09,602 I just can't believe this wittle girl might be working at the New York Times. 149 00:06:09,603 --> 00:06:12,948 Yeah she's not so wittle anymore. Hey, less Rory, more Lane. 150 00:06:12,949 --> 00:06:16,293 Don't blame me. I'm not the one that got camera-happy for this Rory kid. 151 00:06:16,294 --> 00:06:18,778 Allright. You know what, I'm gonna call Mrs. Kim. She'll have some good ones. 152 00:06:18,779 --> 00:06:19,942 Have you seen the phone? 153 00:06:21,243 --> 00:06:23,113 See, the thing is, when I sat down, 154 00:06:23,114 --> 00:06:24,214 I realized it was behind me, 155 00:06:24,417 --> 00:06:28,200 kind of right on my lower back, and normally I would have, you know, 156 00:06:28,201 --> 00:06:30,827 pulled it out, but it's really kind of hitting just the right spot 157 00:06:30,828 --> 00:06:34,853 where I've had a knot for like a week. Did I mention I was pregnant? 158 00:06:44,454 --> 00:06:45,285 Logan? 159 00:06:45,286 --> 00:06:48,168 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Go back to bed. Go back to bed. 160 00:06:48,169 --> 00:06:50,045 Logan, it's really late. 161 00:06:50,046 --> 00:06:52,670 I know. I know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Go back to bed. 162 00:06:55,671 --> 00:06:58,324 Is this all the cheese that we have? I could have sworn we had more cheese. 163 00:06:58,325 --> 00:07:00,096 It's 3:00 in the morning 164 00:07:00,097 --> 00:07:02,012 I know. Here, keep that closed. 165 00:07:02,013 --> 00:07:03,909 We're gonna need that in the sandwich-making process. 166 00:07:05,073 --> 00:07:05,823 Where were you? 167 00:07:05,824 --> 00:07:07,600 What? I was at work. 168 00:07:07,601 --> 00:07:09,189 What you were at work till 3:00 in the morning? 169 00:07:09,190 --> 00:07:13,040 I work till 3:00 all the time. I mean, not tonight -- tonight, 170 00:07:13,041 --> 00:07:15,717 I worked till about 10:00, and that's when Philip and I-- 171 00:07:15,718 --> 00:07:16,797 We got something to drink, 172 00:07:16,798 --> 00:07:18,651 and then a little something turned into a lot of something. 173 00:07:19,120 --> 00:07:21,790 Who keeps bread in the refrigerator? I hate cold bread. 174 00:07:21,791 --> 00:07:24,408 God, these twist ties are impossible. 175 00:07:24,409 --> 00:07:25,814 - Okay, move. - What? 176 00:07:26,300 --> 00:07:27,332 I'll make you a sandwich. 177 00:07:27,333 --> 00:07:29,475 - You will? - Yes, I will. 178 00:07:29,135 --> 00:07:30,035 Oh, you're so sweet. 179 00:07:30,036 --> 00:07:32,077 Well, I'm not being sweet. You're just making a mess. 180 00:07:32,078 --> 00:07:35,247 - I should have called you. - Yes, you should have. 181 00:07:35,282 --> 00:07:38,265 - You're mad - Yes, I'm mad. 182 00:07:38,300 --> 00:07:39,205 I was worried about you. 183 00:07:39,206 --> 00:07:42,537 I called you four times before I went to sleep, okay? 184 00:07:42,538 --> 00:07:44,989 You didn't answer, no call back. 185 00:07:44,990 --> 00:07:47,266 - I'm sorry. - You're sorry? 186 00:07:46,806 --> 00:07:51,365 Well, my phone was on "off." Which totally sounds like it's on, 187 00:07:51,366 --> 00:07:56,650 but it's not. It's on "off," which is on "off." On "off," got it? 188 00:07:56,651 --> 00:07:57,338 I get it 189 00:07:57,839 --> 00:08:00,910 What, I'm not allowed to go out with my friends every once in a while? 190 00:08:00,911 --> 00:08:04,592 I work hard, okay? I, Life is hard. I just -- I need to… 191 00:08:04,593 --> 00:08:05,711 You need to what? 192 00:08:06,806 --> 00:08:08,816 I need to not be doing this right now, okay? 193 00:08:08,817 --> 00:08:11,357 You know what, forget the sandwich. I'm just gonna go to bed. 194 00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:27,025 So you're telling me you won't eat this oatmeal? 195 00:08:27,026 --> 00:08:29,343 These are rolled oats repeatedly cut, 196 00:08:29,344 --> 00:08:31,523 twice steamed, and processed extensively. 197 00:08:31,558 --> 00:08:33,569 And the oatmeal you thought you were ordering was... 198 00:08:33,570 --> 00:08:36,341 Steel cut, which are whole-grain oats, retaining the more natural, 199 00:08:36,342 --> 00:08:38,342 nutty flavor of the original oat kernels. 200 00:08:38,343 --> 00:08:42,305 Okay, okay. I think I got it. You're like an analog guy with a CD. 201 00:08:42,306 --> 00:08:46,337 You miss the vinyl's cool scratches and pops. I think I can work with that. 202 00:08:49,238 --> 00:08:52,138 This dude over here wants to replace this with some sort of steel oatmeal. 203 00:08:52,139 --> 00:08:54,339 Tell him we've got it but it takes forever to cook, 204 00:08:54,340 --> 00:08:56,085 and then deliver those plates to table 5. 205 00:08:56,086 --> 00:08:56,904 I'm on it. 206 00:08:57,402 --> 00:08:58,949 Luke, check it out. I've been published. 207 00:08:58,950 --> 00:08:59,950 You have? 208 00:08:59,951 --> 00:09:02,551 Mother wanted to sell her dinette set, so I put pen to paper, 209 00:09:02,552 --> 00:09:05,452 got my creative juices flowing, and voilà. 210 00:09:05,453 --> 00:09:06,953 You put a want ad in the stars hollow gazette? 211 00:09:06,954 --> 00:09:09,958 It's a powerful feeling seeing yourself immortalized in print. 212 00:09:09,959 --> 00:09:11,624 Sure, it's only newsprint. 213 00:09:11,659 --> 00:09:14,355 It rips easily, it comes off on your fingers, and the next day, 214 00:09:14,356 --> 00:09:17,556 people use it to wrap fish, but, hey, it's how Dickens got started. 215 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:21,080 - In want ads? - Man, this thing really flows -- 216 00:09:20,841 --> 00:09:25,541 "Vintage dinette set, Formica, barely chipped, priced to move." 217 00:09:25,542 --> 00:09:29,742 It's precise, efficient. Hemingway ask in its terse simplicity. 218 00:09:29,743 --> 00:09:31,813 Hey, with two buns in the oven, 219 00:09:31,814 --> 00:09:34,436 you wouldn't be interested in a dinette set, would you? Seats four. 220 00:09:34,437 --> 00:09:35,937 No, thanks, man. 221 00:09:35,938 --> 00:09:38,731 Hey, Luke, you still haven't RSVP'ed for the baby shower. 222 00:09:38,766 --> 00:09:40,090 Yeah, I don't think I'm gonna go. 223 00:09:40,091 --> 00:09:42,865 - Oh, really? - Yeah, it's not my thing, you know? 224 00:09:42,900 --> 00:09:43,813 But there's a gift for you in the back. 225 00:09:43,814 --> 00:09:44,914 You should take it before you leave. 226 00:09:44,915 --> 00:09:46,273 Wait -- gifts are required? 227 00:09:46,274 --> 00:09:48,026 Oh yeah, that's kind of the whole point. 228 00:09:48,027 --> 00:09:49,961 I mean at least that's how Lane talked me into the whole thing. 229 00:09:49,962 --> 00:09:51,761 Damn. It's my first baby shower. 230 00:09:51,762 --> 00:09:53,830 I've been so caught up with the wardrobe question. 231 00:09:53,865 --> 00:09:57,179 Just to clarify, people don't actually dress like babies, do they? 232 00:09:57,180 --> 00:09:59,737 I think what you're wearing is fine, dude. 233 00:09:59,738 --> 00:10:01,643 - Luke, you should come. - Yeah, thanks 234 00:10:01,678 --> 00:10:04,228 Look, it's not gonna be too much of a rager -- real mellow vibe, 235 00:10:04,229 --> 00:10:05,729 and I promise not too much baby stuff. 236 00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:07,830 There won't be anything weird or queer about it at all. 237 00:10:07,831 --> 00:10:08,809 I'll think about it. 238 00:10:09,110 --> 00:10:10,660 Listen to this one -- 239 00:10:10,661 --> 00:10:13,837 "Does the spray of the open ocean call your name?" 240 00:10:13,872 --> 00:10:16,198 Evocative, huh? This guy can write. 241 00:10:16,199 --> 00:10:19,028 "Sturdy 15-foot fishing boat. 242 00:10:19,029 --> 00:10:22,678 Back-to-back seats, closed bow, meticulously handcrafted." 243 00:10:22,709 --> 00:10:25,233 How far out of town is 1211 Elmwood? 244 00:10:26,700 --> 00:10:27,834 1211 Elmwood? 245 00:10:27,835 --> 00:10:30,091 - That's what it says here. - Let me see that. 246 00:10:30,126 --> 00:10:32,296 That's my boat! 247 00:10:32,401 --> 00:10:35,501 Really? How much are you asking? Because I wasn't looking for a boat, 248 00:10:35,502 --> 00:10:38,657 but that ad is so snappy, it makes me think I wouldn't mind owning one. 249 00:10:41,958 --> 00:10:45,596 - So what's it going to be, yes or no? - Well I really like them. 250 00:10:45,597 --> 00:10:47,917 I'm just not sure how they're gonna work in the room. 251 00:10:47,952 --> 00:10:50,174 They will work they are teak. Teak is a hard working wood. 252 00:10:50,175 --> 00:10:51,845 How about I take them out on memo? 253 00:10:51,846 --> 00:10:52,566 Memo? 254 00:10:52,760 --> 00:10:54,967 You know. Bring them home, see how they look, 255 00:10:54,968 --> 00:10:56,611 if I like them, then I'll buy them. 256 00:10:56,646 --> 00:10:59,084 No I do not work with memos, I work with money. 257 00:10:59,085 --> 00:11:00,585 You buy them and then you take them home. 258 00:11:00,635 --> 00:11:02,212 What if they don't fit next to the bed. 259 00:11:02,213 --> 00:11:03,487 Then you get a new bed. 260 00:11:04,488 --> 00:11:06,119 - Hi Mrs Kim. - Lorelai. 261 00:11:06,121 --> 00:11:06,700 How's business? 262 00:11:06,701 --> 00:11:09,000 People die, go bankrupt, there is always furniture to sell. 263 00:11:09,001 --> 00:11:09,788 Sounds good. 264 00:11:09,789 --> 00:11:11,550 - You come for pictures of Lane? - Yeah. 265 00:11:11,106 --> 00:11:12,901 - Here you are. - Thanks. 266 00:11:12,937 --> 00:11:15,824 I am giving these to you in pristine condition 267 00:11:15,825 --> 00:11:18,265 and I expect that is how they will be returned. 268 00:11:18,300 --> 00:11:20,307 Do not cut them up or put glue on the back. 269 00:11:20,308 --> 00:11:21,308 I will do my best. 270 00:11:21,309 --> 00:11:24,605 I will return them in the condition they were received. 271 00:11:24,606 --> 00:11:26,977 - See you at the shower. - Ah, no you won't. 272 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,921 - Why? - I'm not going. 273 00:11:28,923 --> 00:11:30,945 Not going to you daughters baby shower, why not? 274 00:11:30,946 --> 00:11:31,749 Lane knows why. 275 00:11:32,150 --> 00:11:33,888 Oh there's a problem between you two? 276 00:11:33,889 --> 00:11:34,177 yes 277 00:11:34,178 --> 00:11:36,270 Maybe you could put it aside for one day? 278 00:11:36,271 --> 00:11:36,683 No 279 00:11:36,684 --> 00:11:38,510 - It's that bigger deal? - Yes 280 00:11:38,511 --> 00:11:41,600 Well is there anything Lane can say or do that can change your mind? 281 00:11:41,601 --> 00:11:42,138 Yes 282 00:11:42,139 --> 00:11:44,413 - Does Lane know what it is? - Yes. 283 00:11:44,403 --> 00:11:46,120 What do I have, like 14 questions left? 284 00:11:46,121 --> 00:11:46,920 I have work to do. 285 00:11:46,921 --> 00:11:49,576 Mrs Kim, I know Lane would really like you to be at the shower 286 00:11:49,577 --> 00:11:52,831 Well life is full of disappointments. You can show yourself out. 287 00:11:52,832 --> 00:11:55,706 Too late you cannot buy those tables any more. 288 00:11:56,634 --> 00:11:57,607 Okay then. 289 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:01,500 Hi! 290 00:12:01,501 --> 00:12:04,886 Wow. Sorry, but, hoo! Wow. 291 00:12:04,887 --> 00:12:08,315 I know. Every day, I think I can't possibly get any bigger, and then I do. 292 00:12:08,316 --> 00:12:10,063 Hmm, It's looking homey in here 293 00:12:10,064 --> 00:12:13,090 Thanks. According to my book, I'm nesting. I hope it stops soon. 294 00:12:13,091 --> 00:12:15,920 It's sort of creeping me out. So, what's up? 295 00:12:15,921 --> 00:12:18,216 Um, well, I wanted to talk to you about your mom. 296 00:12:19,492 --> 00:12:21,750 - What happened with you guys? - Ask her. 297 00:12:21,752 --> 00:12:24,044 No, no, no. I've already been through that. You tell me what happened. 298 00:12:24,079 --> 00:12:27,667 We got in a fight. And now she says she's not coming to my baby shower. 299 00:12:27,668 --> 00:12:29,994 So, fine. She's not coming. I don't care. 300 00:12:29,995 --> 00:12:30,505 Lane. 301 00:12:30,506 --> 00:12:32,488 I don't. Why should I? She doesn't. 302 00:12:32,489 --> 00:12:33,841 Of course she does 303 00:12:33,842 --> 00:12:35,745 Not more than she cares about fried shrimp. 304 00:12:35,746 --> 00:12:37,269 You lost me there. 305 00:12:37,270 --> 00:12:39,703 Well, last night, my mom was over. 306 00:12:39,704 --> 00:12:42,950 Zach had cut out an ad for the sea food festival Red Lobster. 307 00:12:42,951 --> 00:12:45,400 He was trying to figure out, if we went there after we had the babies, 308 00:12:45,401 --> 00:12:47,386 could we get the endless shrimp but at the kids' price? 309 00:12:47,387 --> 00:12:50,912 No. You can only get the kids' price when accompanied by an adult paying full price. 310 00:12:50,913 --> 00:12:53,862 - That blows - I know. So then what happened? 311 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,592 So then my mom sticks her nosy head in and said, 312 00:12:56,593 --> 00:12:59,650 "The children are not gonna be eating fried shrimp." And I said, 313 00:12:59,651 --> 00:13:02,817 "Not only are my children gonna be eating fried shrimp, 314 00:13:02,818 --> 00:13:04,928 they're gonna listen to whatever music they want 315 00:13:04,929 --> 00:13:08,136 and go to school dances, and they're not gonna spend their whole lives 316 00:13:08,137 --> 00:13:11,082 in church hearing about how doing all that makes them evil. 317 00:13:11,083 --> 00:13:13,542 In fact, they'll probably never set foot in a church at all. 318 00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:16,054 My kids are gonna have total freedom. End of story." 319 00:13:16,055 --> 00:13:18,366 - Total freedom, huh? - Yep. 320 00:13:18,316 --> 00:13:21,145 You're just gonna let them follow their passion, no matter what it is? 321 00:13:21,146 --> 00:13:21,843 Exactly. 322 00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:24,344 What if you get kids who are passionate about religion? 323 00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:27,168 I mean you may have kids who want to study the bible. 324 00:13:27,569 --> 00:13:30,062 Trust me -- my kids are not gonna want to study the bible 325 00:13:30,063 --> 00:13:31,912 You don't know what your kids are gonna want. 326 00:13:31,913 --> 00:13:33,733 You think your mom thought she was gonna get 327 00:13:33,734 --> 00:13:35,234 a kid who loved Jane's Addiction? 328 00:13:35,361 --> 00:13:36,258 Well... 329 00:13:36,259 --> 00:13:39,950 You might get kids who are nuts for Exodus, crazy for Deuteronomy, 330 00:13:39,951 --> 00:13:42,646 and then what? You want them hiding their bibles under the floorboards? 331 00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:47,788 Well, look, if my kids want to go to bible study, they can go to bible study. 332 00:13:47,789 --> 00:13:51,947 Well, see? And then what about church? If they want to go to church, 333 00:13:51,948 --> 00:13:54,329 you're not gonna let them, even at Christmas, 334 00:13:54,330 --> 00:13:56,547 when they have the manger, you know, 335 00:13:56,548 --> 00:13:58,843 and the petting zoo with the sheep and the donkeys? 336 00:13:58,878 --> 00:14:00,574 Well, I might take them at Christmas. 337 00:14:00,575 --> 00:14:02,000 Okay. So when you say they're never going to church, 338 00:14:02,001 --> 00:14:03,956 you don't really mean they're never going to church. 339 00:14:03,957 --> 00:14:06,880 Okay, not never, never, but mostly never. 340 00:14:06,881 --> 00:14:08,961 - Can't you tell your mom that? - No way. 341 00:14:08,962 --> 00:14:11,958 - Can I tell your mom that? - Okay, if you want. 342 00:14:11,993 --> 00:14:14,190 But tell her I am not bending on the shrimp thing. 343 00:14:14,391 --> 00:14:16,484 Well, I got you there. Fried shrimp is one of the best things on the planet. 344 00:14:16,485 --> 00:14:18,689 A double whammy -- unclean meat fried in unclean oil. 345 00:14:18,690 --> 00:14:20,960 That doesn't sound as good, but look at it this way. 346 00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:21,961 For the first year, 347 00:14:21,701 --> 00:14:24,058 your kids probably won't be eating solid food anyway, 348 00:14:24,059 --> 00:14:25,947 and I don't think they make mashed fried shrimp. 349 00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:26,350 So? 350 00:14:26,351 --> 00:14:28,831 So, you could tell your mother 351 00:14:28,832 --> 00:14:32,333 that your kids will not eat fried shrimp for at least a year, right? 352 00:14:32,368 --> 00:14:33,218 Well, technically. 353 00:14:33,219 --> 00:14:36,051 "Technically" is good enough for me. 354 00:14:36,052 --> 00:14:37,352 You sit tight. I'll be back. 355 00:14:44,798 --> 00:14:47,151 It's after 12:00. Is anyone alive in there? 356 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,100 I'm alive, but I think my brain is dead. 357 00:14:50,801 --> 00:14:52,430 I'll alert the transplant team. 358 00:14:52,431 --> 00:14:53,770 You gave away my organs? 359 00:14:53,771 --> 00:14:55,191 They're waiting on the roof with a cooler 360 00:14:55,192 --> 00:14:56,068 Ah-ha. 361 00:14:56,069 --> 00:14:56,873 Take these. 362 00:14:56,874 --> 00:15:00,074 If I do, will I wake up in a bathtub full of ice with no kidneys? 363 00:15:00,075 --> 00:15:01,934 If you did, would you feel better or worse? 364 00:15:01,935 --> 00:15:02,935 About the same. 365 00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:05,563 Your dad's secretary called three times this morning. 366 00:15:05,564 --> 00:15:07,129 Okay, now I feel worse. 367 00:15:07,530 --> 00:15:10,259 - Logan, what's going on? - Nothing. 368 00:15:10,041 --> 00:15:11,841 You're not gonna call your dad back? 369 00:15:11,842 --> 00:15:13,583 My head grew three sizes overnight. 370 00:15:13,584 --> 00:15:16,230 I'm in no condition to talk to anybody. Why are you so dressed up? 371 00:15:16,431 --> 00:15:18,544 Coffee with the New York Times -- 372 00:15:18,545 --> 00:15:20,341 the whole reason why I stayed over last night. 373 00:15:20,376 --> 00:15:21,833 Oh, yeah, that's right. That's today. 374 00:15:21,834 --> 00:15:23,979 Yes, and Lane's baby shower. 375 00:15:23,980 --> 00:15:25,578 I'm gonna need you to be ready 376 00:15:25,579 --> 00:15:27,491 to leave for Stars Hollow the second I get back. 377 00:15:27,526 --> 00:15:31,005 We're gonna be cutting it really close. Lane's shower starts at 4:00. 378 00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:33,591 I should be back by 2:00 or 2:30 at the latest. 379 00:15:33,592 --> 00:15:34,592 - Got it? - Got it. 380 00:15:34,917 --> 00:15:37,900 Okay, I'll just come home, grab my outfit, and we'll go. 381 00:15:37,901 --> 00:15:40,497 I'm gonna need you to drive because I have to change in the backseat, 382 00:15:40,498 --> 00:15:41,751 "Dirty Dancing"-style. 383 00:15:41,752 --> 00:15:44,037 - Do you want me to get that? - Leave it. 384 00:15:43,690 --> 00:15:45,000 If you don't want to get up, I can… 385 00:15:45,001 --> 00:15:46,708 I said, "leave it." 386 00:15:48,877 --> 00:15:51,035 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 387 00:15:52,025 --> 00:15:53,834 I better go. I don't want to be late. 388 00:15:57,680 --> 00:15:59,478 It's Logan. Leave a message. 389 00:15:59,479 --> 00:16:01,969 Hi, Logan. It's Doris from your father's office again. 390 00:16:01,970 --> 00:16:04,662 If you could just give us a call back here at the office 391 00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:06,443 as soon as you get this message. 392 00:16:06,478 --> 00:16:09,000 I know you have the number, but just in case... 393 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,554 See, look at it. 394 00:16:11,555 --> 00:16:14,159 It's just sitting here gathering dust and taking up space. 395 00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:15,618 Yeah, if we got rid of the boat, 396 00:16:15,619 --> 00:16:17,998 we could turn this place into a workshop for my jewelry, 397 00:16:17,999 --> 00:16:19,689 and I really could use the space. 398 00:16:19,690 --> 00:16:22,460 Doula's gonna be crawling around soon, getting into everything. 399 00:16:22,461 --> 00:16:25,590 And jewelry-making's really a dangerous business, Luke. 400 00:16:25,591 --> 00:16:28,700 You got all those tiny beads -- choking hazards galore. 401 00:16:28,701 --> 00:16:30,980 Yeah, babies really like to put stuff in their mouth. 402 00:16:30,981 --> 00:16:32,510 They can't help it. They get mesmerized. 403 00:16:32,511 --> 00:16:36,421 I mean the little suckers look so much like candy or pistachio nuts, 404 00:16:36,422 --> 00:16:37,822 you just want to pop them in your mouth. 405 00:16:37,823 --> 00:16:40,801 Yeah, so as you can see, we could really use the space. 406 00:16:41,641 --> 00:16:43,587 So you were just gonna sell the boat out from under me. 407 00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:45,494 Of course not. 408 00:16:45,795 --> 00:16:48,940 We just figured we'd take an ad, get an offer, see what you say. 409 00:16:48,941 --> 00:16:50,365 Yeah, could be great, huh? 410 00:16:50,366 --> 00:16:53,180 I mean you get a little extra cash, we get a little extra space... 411 00:16:53,181 --> 00:16:55,886 Plus, we were thinking maybe you could invest 412 00:16:55,887 --> 00:16:58,250 some of the profits from the boat in Liz's business. 413 00:16:58,255 --> 00:17:00,580 If you felt like it was the right thing to do. 414 00:17:00,581 --> 00:17:03,938 But it does kind of make sense since we went through the trouble of selling the boat... 415 00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:08,114 and storing it. Whoa. Doula alert. 416 00:17:10,554 --> 00:17:12,472 Not up yet -- just a squawk. 417 00:17:12,939 --> 00:17:17,386 Look, guys, I appreciate your situation here, but I'm not selling the boat. 418 00:17:17,387 --> 00:17:19,909 Dad left it to me. It's my boat. End of discussion. 419 00:17:19,910 --> 00:17:20,275 Luke 420 00:17:20,276 --> 00:17:23,770 Hey, look, don't worry, all right? I'll find another place to store it. 421 00:17:23,771 --> 00:17:24,471 Like where? 422 00:17:24,472 --> 00:17:26,396 I don't know. I'll find a place, another place. 423 00:17:26,697 --> 00:17:29,547 What's the point of hanging on to it? You're never gonna use it. 424 00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:32,214 - I might. - You might. Dad might. 425 00:17:31,861 --> 00:17:34,139 - What are you talking about? - The boat. 426 00:17:34,174 --> 00:17:37,569 Dad spent like what 20 years working on the thing. You spent another 20. 427 00:17:37,570 --> 00:17:38,336 So? 428 00:17:38,337 --> 00:17:41,732 How many generations are gonna cart this thing around town? 429 00:17:42,133 --> 00:17:45,912 Look, get rid of it for your own sake, before you end up like dad. 430 00:17:46,750 --> 00:17:47,800 What does that mean? 431 00:17:49,177 --> 00:17:51,455 Oh, okay. Okay, forget it. 432 00:17:51,456 --> 00:17:52,894 No, I want to know. What does that mean? 433 00:17:53,582 --> 00:17:55,660 - He was stuck, Luke. - He was happy. 434 00:17:55,276 --> 00:17:58,506 He was stuck doing the same thing at the same time 435 00:17:58,507 --> 00:18:01,241 the same way every day of his life. 436 00:18:01,276 --> 00:18:02,678 So? He did the things that made him happy. 437 00:18:02,679 --> 00:18:04,316 Dad didn't do stuff 'cause it made him happy. 438 00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:06,842 He did stuff because he was afraid to do anything else. 439 00:18:06,843 --> 00:18:08,086 Come on, that's crap. 440 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,500 Luke, I loved dad as much as you did. 441 00:18:10,501 --> 00:18:12,704 - Look, he was good to us. - Of course he was. 442 00:18:12,739 --> 00:18:17,152 I'm just saying sometimes a little change can be a good thing 443 00:18:18,418 --> 00:18:20,557 My boat, my decision. I'm not selling it. 444 00:18:21,536 --> 00:18:22,264 - All right? - Okay. 445 00:18:22,265 --> 00:18:23,980 - All right. - Okay. 446 00:18:23,372 --> 00:18:24,501 I'll have it out of here by tomorrow. 447 00:18:29,477 --> 00:18:29,887 Hello? 448 00:18:30,850 --> 00:18:32,398 How bald do you have to be to be bald? 449 00:18:32,399 --> 00:18:34,456 Is this a Zen call? You know I hate those 450 00:18:34,457 --> 00:18:36,265 Does it mean completely bald, 451 00:18:36,266 --> 00:18:38,637 or does it count if there's no hair on top but a little on the sides? 452 00:18:38,672 --> 00:18:40,193 Well, in my experience, 453 00:18:40,194 --> 00:18:43,116 if a man describes himself as bald, there is nary a hair. 454 00:18:43,151 --> 00:18:43,876 Nice use of "nary." 455 00:18:43,877 --> 00:18:46,333 I'm trying to get you in the New York Times mood, 456 00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:47,334 use some fancy language. 457 00:18:47,295 --> 00:18:49,945 Well, I will remember that if I can ever find the guy. 458 00:18:49,946 --> 00:18:52,270 Who knew New York was he bald-guy capital of the world? 459 00:18:52,471 --> 00:18:54,121 Well I think that's on their license plate. 460 00:18:54,122 --> 00:18:55,340 I'm telling you, 461 00:18:55,341 --> 00:18:57,847 they're everywhere, and since I don't know which A.J. is 462 00:18:57,882 --> 00:18:59,631 every time one walks in the door, I just smile at him. 463 00:18:59,932 --> 00:19:01,957 And let me guess -- they're all smiling back. 464 00:19:01,958 --> 00:19:02,958 What's wrong with me? 465 00:19:02,959 --> 00:19:06,133 What kind of reporter am I going to be if all I got was "bald guy"? 466 00:19:06,134 --> 00:19:08,540 Oh, relax. He knows what you look like, right? 467 00:19:09,041 --> 00:19:10,241 I just hate this waiting you know. 468 00:19:10,242 --> 00:19:13,041 What should I do? Should I go order a coffee without him? Should I wait for him? 469 00:19:13,242 --> 00:19:14,388 Order coffee. He won't mind. 470 00:19:15,009 --> 00:19:16,145 Well, I can't, really. 471 00:19:16,146 --> 00:19:19,150 I'm at a table. I don't even know if I should be sitting down already, 472 00:19:19,151 --> 00:19:21,620 but I walked in and it was really crowded, and this woman left her table, 473 00:19:21,621 --> 00:19:23,847 so I grabbed it, and now I'm scared to get up because maybe I'll lose it. 474 00:19:23,848 --> 00:19:25,202 Keep the table, skip the coffee. 475 00:19:25,203 --> 00:19:25,778 Really? 476 00:19:25,779 --> 00:19:27,289 Yeah and when he gets there, go decaf. 477 00:19:27,290 --> 00:19:28,735 Yeah, I know I'm a little nervous, 478 00:19:28,736 --> 00:19:30,775 but it's only because doing well at this meeting 479 00:19:30,776 --> 00:19:33,086 could mean the difference between interviewing world leaders 480 00:19:33,121 --> 00:19:35,424 and standing on street corners with pictures of celebrities 481 00:19:35,425 --> 00:19:37,973 in matching outfits asking passersby who wore it best. 482 00:19:38,008 --> 00:19:39,060 Pretty high stakes. 483 00:19:39,061 --> 00:19:41,139 I know. Distract me. How's the shower stuff going? 484 00:19:41,140 --> 00:19:42,156 Um... 485 00:19:42,157 --> 00:19:44,852 - Oh, something's wrong! - No, nothing's wrong 486 00:19:44,581 --> 00:19:47,874 Oh, I knew it. My second pancake's gonna suck, too. 487 00:19:47,875 --> 00:19:49,383 I've got it all under control. 488 00:19:49,384 --> 00:19:51,213 You just focus on finding the right bald guy. 489 00:19:51,352 --> 00:19:52,789 Oh, another one just walked in. 490 00:19:52,790 --> 00:19:54,060 Oh, head-to-hair ratio? 491 00:19:54,061 --> 00:19:56,746 Very low. Stand by while I attempt to make eye contact 492 00:19:56,747 --> 00:19:58,510 Look at it this way -- you're making a lot of 493 00:19:58,511 --> 00:20:00,605 bald men feel very good about themselves today. 494 00:20:01,006 --> 00:20:02,927 - I better go. - Knock 'em dead, kid. 495 00:20:20,870 --> 00:20:22,972 So, you're giving me a guarantee for Christmas and Easter. 496 00:20:22,973 --> 00:20:23,600 As a minimum 497 00:20:24,537 --> 00:20:28,903 And there will be a possibility of bible study and no unclean meats for at least a year. 498 00:20:28,904 --> 00:20:30,025 That's a start, at least. 499 00:20:30,026 --> 00:20:30,826 So, do we have a deal? 500 00:20:30,827 --> 00:20:35,648 No, I never take first offer. This is what I want - attendance at weekly church services, 501 00:20:35,649 --> 00:20:40,592 bible study twice a week, Adventist summer camp, no unclean meats or hydrogenated oils, 502 00:20:40,593 --> 00:20:43,001 Christmas will be celebrated with no gifts, 503 00:20:43,002 --> 00:20:46,122 and there will be no sandboxes or parties with pony rides. 504 00:20:46,123 --> 00:20:47,123 What's wrong with ponies? 505 00:20:47,124 --> 00:20:49,420 Flies buzzing around, carrying infectious diseases. 506 00:20:49,421 --> 00:20:51,695 Alright no infected ponies, fine. But sandboxes? 507 00:20:51,696 --> 00:20:54,806 I mean, come on. Kids play, they go to the park. You have to be reasonable. 508 00:20:54,807 --> 00:21:01,217 It is not reasonable for Lane to think that she will raise my grandchildren as heathens while I stand by and do nothing. 509 00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:03,749 I understand, Mrs. Kim. It's a really sensitive subject. 510 00:21:03,750 --> 00:21:07,470 No, you don't. Your daughter doesn't reject everything you stand for. 511 00:21:07,471 --> 00:21:09,090 But Lane is not rejecting you. 512 00:21:09,091 --> 00:21:12,284 You guys are just different. God knows my mother and I had differences. 513 00:21:12,785 --> 00:21:15,009 Yes. God does know. 514 00:21:16,120 --> 00:21:19,498 Look...there are times when you have to put those differences aside. 515 00:21:19,499 --> 00:21:25,499 Like, you know Joseph, from the bible, and how his brothers got all mad at him about that dreamcoat. 516 00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:27,506 Yes, and so they sold him into slavery. 517 00:21:28,317 --> 00:21:30,056 Yeah. I don't think that was in the musical. 518 00:21:30,057 --> 00:21:32,975 The point is there are fights you can recover from and fights you can't, 519 00:21:32,976 --> 00:21:35,624 and not going to your daughter's baby shower -- I mean, 520 00:21:35,625 --> 00:21:40,590 I know it's hard, but I don't want you to draw a line in the sand now that you can't cross later. 521 00:21:40,591 --> 00:21:45,510 My mother missed so much. I don't want that to happen to you. 522 00:21:55,311 --> 00:21:55,810 Hello? 523 00:21:55,811 --> 00:21:56,654 Hey. 524 00:21:56,755 --> 00:21:57,686 Hey, dad. 525 00:21:57,687 --> 00:21:59,355 How was swim practice? 526 00:21:59,356 --> 00:22:02,664 Drills, drills, drills. Coach Scott made us swim with our fists closed. 527 00:22:02,665 --> 00:22:03,740 What does that do? 528 00:22:03,741 --> 00:22:07,662 Probably nothing -- just looks funny. Oh I did get to work on my backward racing start. 529 00:22:07,863 --> 00:22:08,756 How'd that go? 530 00:22:08,757 --> 00:22:12,220 Not so good. I think I ended up with half the pool up my nose. 531 00:22:12,221 --> 00:22:13,885 Eh, you'll get better. 532 00:22:13,886 --> 00:22:15,041 Can't get much worse. 533 00:22:15,342 --> 00:22:16,567 So, how's your mom doing? 534 00:22:16,568 --> 00:22:20,250 Good. Little stressed about the new store. She likes the space, 535 00:22:20,251 --> 00:22:25,066 but she's not sure about the location. Strip malls bum her out. So what's going on? 536 00:22:25,067 --> 00:22:27,738 Nothing. You know, business as usual. 537 00:22:27,739 --> 00:22:30,803 I saw your cousin Doula today. She looks good. She's getting bigger. 538 00:22:30,804 --> 00:22:32,438 You promised you'd send me new pictures. 539 00:22:32,439 --> 00:22:37,743 I will. I will. So, look, I was thinking about this summer when you come to visit. 540 00:22:37,744 --> 00:22:39,404 I can't wait. 541 00:22:39,405 --> 00:22:44,618 Yeah, me too. So, I was thinking maybe we should take a trip. 542 00:22:44,919 --> 00:22:45,877 A trip? 543 00:22:45,878 --> 00:22:50,284 Yeah, a big one, you know? I mean you're gonna be here for what like six weeks, right? 544 00:22:50,285 --> 00:22:52,129 So maybe we should just take off. 545 00:22:52,330 --> 00:22:53,440 And go where? 546 00:22:53,441 --> 00:22:56,748 You know, I don't know. I was thinking Florida. 547 00:22:56,749 --> 00:22:57,949 Florida? 548 00:22:57,950 --> 00:22:59,765 Yeah, you know, go down to Disneyworld. 549 00:23:00,166 --> 00:23:02,000 You want to go to Disneyworld? 550 00:23:02,001 --> 00:23:05,316 Yeah. You know you've never been there. I've never been there. 551 00:23:05,317 --> 00:23:11,368 We could fly down to Florida and check out Miami Beach and then go to... Disneyworld. 552 00:23:12,369 --> 00:23:15,552 I-I can't imagine you at Disneyworld -- or at the beach, for that matter. 553 00:23:15,553 --> 00:23:16,846 W-why not? 554 00:23:16,847 --> 00:23:21,406 I don't know -- riding roller coasters, getting your picture taken with Mickey Mouse. 555 00:23:21,407 --> 00:23:22,528 I'm just having trouble picturing it. 556 00:23:22,929 --> 00:23:24,804 Yeah, well... 557 00:23:24,805 --> 00:23:27,867 Look, dad, you don't have to do this. It's okay. 558 00:23:27,868 --> 00:23:31,719 I mean I'm looking forward to the summer and all, but it's not like I'm expecting anything. 559 00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:33,020 Oh, no, sure. 560 00:23:33,321 --> 00:23:37,805 I mean, I'm fine just hanging out at the diner like we always do -- wipe down tables, 561 00:23:37,806 --> 00:23:42,346 refill salt and pepper shakers. It's our thing. Really, honestly, it's fine. 562 00:23:42,347 --> 00:23:45,103 Uh...oh, okay. 563 00:23:45,404 --> 00:23:49,261 Oh, mom wants to talk to you real quick about some travel stuff for my spring break. 564 00:23:49,262 --> 00:23:51,607 But don't hang up, 'cause I want. to read you something I wrote. 565 00:23:51,608 --> 00:23:52,321 Oh, yeah? 566 00:23:52,322 --> 00:23:56,643 We had to write a five-page fictional tory featuring someone we know as the hero, 567 00:23:56,644 --> 00:24:01,351 and I chose Kirk. It's hilarious. I'll give you to mom, and I'll get the story. 568 00:24:01,352 --> 00:24:02,996 Okay, great. 569 00:24:09,905 --> 00:24:13,074 Hi. Can we come in? 570 00:24:14,075 --> 00:24:15,440 Sure. Whatever. 571 00:24:17,539 --> 00:24:26,355 Isn't that nice? So great. Okay. Here we go. So... 572 00:24:27,356 --> 00:24:28,020 So 573 00:24:28,516 --> 00:24:30,224 So, what? 574 00:24:30,700 --> 00:24:33,225 Your mother has something she'd like to say to you. 575 00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:34,426 You say it. 576 00:24:34,427 --> 00:24:40,414 Me? Um...you'll jump in? Okay. Uh, Lane, um... 577 00:24:40,415 --> 00:24:42,660 your mother realizes that the two of you have differences. 578 00:24:42,661 --> 00:24:44,942 She might not always agree with all of your decisions. 579 00:24:44,943 --> 00:24:45,943 No "might." She doesn't agree. 580 00:24:46,144 --> 00:24:48,520 I know. You've made yourself perfectly clear 581 00:24:48,521 --> 00:24:49,218 Lane. 582 00:24:49,419 --> 00:24:51,602 Sorry. Go on. 583 00:24:51,603 --> 00:24:54,634 She doesn't agree with all your decisions. However, 584 00:24:54,635 --> 00:24:57,918 she knows how much you love and respect her. Don't you, Lane? 585 00:24:59,020 --> 00:25:00,320 Of course I do. 586 00:25:00,621 --> 00:25:02,650 And she'd very much like to come to your shower 587 00:25:03,950 --> 00:25:04,751 Really? 588 00:25:04,752 --> 00:25:05,980 Really 589 00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:10,680 Thank you, mom. Oh! 590 00:25:10,681 --> 00:25:11,212 Lane? 591 00:25:11,213 --> 00:25:12,071 You okay? 592 00:25:12,072 --> 00:25:13,533 I think so 593 00:25:13,534 --> 00:25:15,950 What's wrong? Are you going into labor? 594 00:25:15,951 --> 00:25:17,635 I don't know. I've never been in labor before. 595 00:25:17,636 --> 00:25:20,310 You might have had a contraction. We'll wait and see if you have another… 596 00:25:20,311 --> 00:25:23,992 There will be no waiting. You will drive us to the hospital right now. Hurry, Lorelai. 597 00:25:23,993 --> 00:25:24,548 Okay. 598 00:25:24,549 --> 00:25:26,198 Careful, Lane. Wait. I'll get it. 599 00:25:26,199 --> 00:25:27,500 Uh, well, okay. 600 00:25:27,501 --> 00:25:28,377 Careful 601 00:25:28,378 --> 00:25:31,040 You got it. All right. Here we go. 602 00:25:32,220 --> 00:25:33,340 I can't believe I'm on bed rest. This sucks. 603 00:25:33,341 --> 00:25:38,042 Oh, come on, haven't you ever had one of those lazy Sundays where you stay in bed all day? 604 00:25:38,043 --> 00:25:40,043 Just think of this as one long lazy Sunday. 605 00:25:40,044 --> 00:25:43,271 Yeah baby, plus you get to eat all your meals on trays, that's pretty cool. 606 00:25:43,272 --> 00:25:45,816 And I'm gonna hang out with you, just like John and Yoko. 607 00:25:45,817 --> 00:25:47,017 This is your fault. 608 00:25:47,018 --> 00:25:48,820 Mine? See what I deal with? 609 00:25:48,821 --> 00:25:49,435 Lane. 610 00:25:49,436 --> 00:25:50,856 We shouldn't have gone to the hospital. 611 00:25:50,857 --> 00:25:52,985 Better I watch my daughter writhe in pain? 612 00:25:52,986 --> 00:25:55,600 I wasn't writhing. Lorelai, tell her I wasn't writhing. 613 00:25:55,601 --> 00:25:58,305 You know does it really matter who was or wasn't writhing? 614 00:25:58,306 --> 00:25:59,539 I mean your mom was worried about you. 615 00:25:59,540 --> 00:26:01,053 Yeah, right. She's probably happy. 616 00:26:01,454 --> 00:26:02,384 Why would I be happy? 617 00:26:02,385 --> 00:26:03,750 Because now I can't have my party. 618 00:26:03,751 --> 00:26:08,910 Lane Van Gerbig, what is wrong with you? Parties are not the most important thing in life. 619 00:26:08,911 --> 00:26:09,455 I know. 620 00:26:09,456 --> 00:26:10,640 Do you? 621 00:26:10,641 --> 00:26:12,859 Of course. It's just that this one is my last. 622 00:26:13,060 --> 00:26:14,105 Why is it your last? 623 00:26:14,606 --> 00:26:15,911 I'm about to be a mother. 624 00:26:15,912 --> 00:26:17,989 Um, mothers can have parties. 625 00:26:17,990 --> 00:26:21,240 Not for themselves. They only do things for their children. 626 00:26:21,241 --> 00:26:27,261 She did everything for me. And...I'm... gonna be the same way. 627 00:26:30,035 --> 00:26:30,928 You will have the party. 628 00:26:30,929 --> 00:26:31,750 How? 629 00:26:31,951 --> 00:26:35,101 Uh...Lorelai will figure something out. 630 00:26:35,102 --> 00:26:36,510 Cool! 631 00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:40,951 Hello. I'm home. 632 00:26:40,952 --> 00:26:42,200 Hey. How'd it go? 633 00:26:42,201 --> 00:26:49,707 Awesome. Logan! You're not dressed! It's 2:30. You were supposed to be dressed and ready. 634 00:26:49,708 --> 00:26:50,460 I'm dressed. 635 00:26:50,461 --> 00:26:52,950 But not for Lane's shower. Come on, get up. Let's go. 636 00:26:52,951 --> 00:26:54,610 Wait, wait. Sit down. Tell me how it went. 637 00:26:54,611 --> 00:26:56,111 I'll tell you on the way. Come on 638 00:26:56,112 --> 00:26:57,691 Wait. Sit down. I have to tell you something. 639 00:26:57,692 --> 00:26:59,647 Well, that doesn't sound so good. 640 00:26:59,648 --> 00:27:05,503 It's not. Look, I screwed up, okay? Big-time. 641 00:27:05,504 --> 00:27:06,660 What's going on? 642 00:27:06,661 --> 00:27:10,078 The company I bought, the new business I was trying to start? It's a bust. 643 00:27:10,379 --> 00:27:11,079 What? 644 00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:14,435 We're going belly-up because of me. I lost everybody's money -- 645 00:27:14,436 --> 00:27:16,820 my money, my dad's money, all our investors' money, 646 00:27:16,821 --> 00:27:19,295 the parking-lot attendant's money, the hot-dog vendor's money. 647 00:27:19,296 --> 00:27:20,720 I lost money I didn't even know I had. 648 00:27:20,721 --> 00:27:22,061 Logan, be serious. 649 00:27:22,062 --> 00:27:22,601 I am. 650 00:27:22,902 --> 00:27:27,424 Well...if you are, then back up a step. Explain this to me. 651 00:27:27,425 --> 00:27:30,365 There's nothing to explain. The second we bought this company, 652 00:27:30,366 --> 00:27:32,337 all these lawsuits came out of the woodwork. 653 00:27:32,338 --> 00:27:33,170 So… 654 00:27:33,171 --> 00:27:36,945 So one of them has merit, which means we're screwed -- no money, no jobs, no nothing. 655 00:27:38,220 --> 00:27:41,946 Um... I don't understand. How long have you known about this? 656 00:27:42,447 --> 00:27:42,855 Weeks. 657 00:27:42,856 --> 00:27:46,694 Weeks? Why didn't you say something about it to me? 658 00:27:46,695 --> 00:27:51,029 I don't know. I thought maybe I could fix it, you know? I was looking for loopholes. 659 00:27:51,030 --> 00:27:53,270 Well, you can keep looking. You'll find one. 660 00:27:53,271 --> 00:27:55,321 No, we can't. Look, it's over. 661 00:27:55,322 --> 00:27:58,122 Philip and I got the final call last night from our patent lawyers. 662 00:27:58,123 --> 00:28:00,360 Their case is solid. There's nothing we can do but settle. 663 00:28:00,361 --> 00:28:04,535 I screwed up, okay? I rushed in. I didn't do my research. It's all my fault. 664 00:28:04,536 --> 00:28:07,195 Well, I'm sure that's not true. I'm sure there's something… 665 00:28:07,196 --> 00:28:10,518 Rory, you're not getting this. This is huge. 666 00:28:10,519 --> 00:28:14,270 This isn't something you can fix with a plucky, good attitude and a can-do spirit. 667 00:28:14,271 --> 00:28:15,950 Well, I'm just trying to help. 668 00:28:15,951 --> 00:28:16,511 I know. 669 00:28:17,701 --> 00:28:21,050 Well, what about your dad? What's he say about all this? 670 00:28:21,051 --> 00:28:21,948 I haven't talked to him. 671 00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:24,120 Logan, you're gonna have to talk to him. 672 00:28:24,121 --> 00:28:26,641 Rory, don't give me any grief about this. Any minute now, Mitchum is gonna be busting 673 00:28:26,642 --> 00:28:30,339 through that door chomping at the bit to tell me what a gigantic failure I am. 674 00:28:31,820 --> 00:28:34,840 God, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry about all this. 675 00:28:34,841 --> 00:28:35,693 I know you are. 676 00:28:36,820 --> 00:28:40,089 Well, you'll get through it. We'll get through it. 677 00:28:40,090 --> 00:28:42,668 I mean, whatever happens, we'll figure it out together. 678 00:28:42,669 --> 00:28:46,892 Sure. And I'm sorry about today. I just can't deal with a baby shower. 679 00:28:46,893 --> 00:28:52,101 No, I know. I get it. I mean the minute t's over, I will come back, and I'll bring cake. 680 00:28:52,102 --> 00:28:53,537 You don't have to hurry. 681 00:28:53,538 --> 00:28:54,638 I want to. 682 00:28:54,639 --> 00:28:56,958 No it's cool, don't worry about it. I'm not gonna be here. 683 00:28:57,259 --> 00:28:57,959 You're going out? 684 00:28:58,160 --> 00:28:59,936 I'm gonna go to Vegas with Colin and Finn. 685 00:29:01,079 --> 00:29:01,720 What? 686 00:29:01,721 --> 00:29:03,690 Yeah I just need to blow off steam for a couple days. 687 00:29:03,891 --> 00:29:05,419 With Colin and Finn. 688 00:29:05,420 --> 00:29:08,466 It's perfect timing. Colin's got his dad's jet all gassed up at Teterboro. 689 00:29:08,467 --> 00:29:09,323 I'm gonna meet him in an hour. 690 00:29:10,024 --> 00:29:12,035 To go to Vegas with Colin and Finn. 691 00:29:12,036 --> 00:29:14,840 Yeah. Finn bought a racehorse with George Maloof. 692 00:29:14,841 --> 00:29:16,782 How hilarious is that? I'm gonna go take a shower. 693 00:29:16,783 --> 00:29:19,239 Um are you kidding me? This is really what you want to do? 694 00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:24,474 I just need a break, okay? Tell Lane I said congrats. 695 00:29:31,275 --> 00:29:33,453 Word on the street is you want to sell your boat. 696 00:29:34,620 --> 00:29:35,687 I called you Kirk 697 00:29:35,688 --> 00:29:39,650 Yeah but I was on the street what I got that call and to be honest with you, 698 00:29:39,651 --> 00:29:42,458 I was a little surprised to hear about this turn of events. 699 00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:46,237 It's not a turn of events Kirk. I just want to sell my boat. 700 00:29:46,438 --> 00:29:47,848 But you've always been really attached to this boat. 701 00:29:47,849 --> 00:29:52,020 Hell I thought you'd take it to your grave with you, maybe you'd row yourself across the River Styx. 702 00:29:52,021 --> 00:29:53,499 Yeah well turns out I'm not using it, you interested? 703 00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:57,072 It does suit me and it would be great for water skiing. 704 00:29:57,073 --> 00:30:00,532 Lulu loves water skiing. She also loves carriage rides. 705 00:30:00,533 --> 00:30:01,433 You're not selling a carriage are you? 706 00:30:01,434 --> 00:30:02,434 Just the boat Kirk. 707 00:30:02,435 --> 00:30:03,035 Hmmm. 708 00:30:03,036 --> 00:30:03,674 You interested or not? 709 00:30:03,675 --> 00:30:04,375 How much we talking? 710 00:30:04,376 --> 00:30:05,228 $600. 711 00:30:05,229 --> 00:30:06,895 I was thinking more around three. 712 00:30:06,896 --> 00:30:07,670 Price isn't negotiable 713 00:30:07,671 --> 00:30:08,615 Okay 400. 714 00:30:08,616 --> 00:30:11,991 Non negotiable $600 price includes everything Kirk, even the trailer. 715 00:30:11,992 --> 00:30:12,992 590. 716 00:30:12,993 --> 00:30:14,270 $600, Kirk. 717 00:30:14,271 --> 00:30:17,820 595 and you throw in a ife preserver and a captain's hat? 718 00:30:17,821 --> 00:30:19,273 600 and you buy your own captain's hat 719 00:30:19,274 --> 00:30:20,820 But you'll throw in a life preserver? 720 00:30:20,821 --> 00:30:22,160 Deal. Just have it out of here A.S.A.P. 721 00:30:23,628 --> 00:30:25,527 Sucker. 722 00:30:27,536 --> 00:30:31,428 Oh, plates and cups right by the food. Art supplies over at the onesies table. 723 00:30:31,429 --> 00:30:35,020 Thanks. Hey, Sookie, I forget -- are these edible or soap? 724 00:30:35,021 --> 00:30:35,897 Soap. 725 00:30:35,898 --> 00:30:39,120 Oh, this is a party favor -- not near the candy pacifiers. 726 00:30:39,121 --> 00:30:40,766 Sugar, what do you think? Is it straight? 727 00:30:40,767 --> 00:30:42,927 It looks great. Patty, how are you doing? 728 00:30:42,928 --> 00:30:46,873 Adorable. There is nothing cuter than a baby in a onesie 729 00:30:46,874 --> 00:30:49,717 -- except, of course, Anthony Quinn in a onesie. 730 00:30:49,718 --> 00:30:50,975 I'll take your word for it. 731 00:30:50,976 --> 00:30:51,752 Mom! 732 00:30:51,753 --> 00:30:53,071 Hey! How'd it go? 733 00:30:53,072 --> 00:30:55,205 Why did the baby shower get moved to miss patty's? 734 00:30:55,206 --> 00:30:57,812 Oh, it's a long story. Now tell me about the meeting. 735 00:30:57,813 --> 00:31:01,371 It was great. It was, it was so great. But what's going on here? 736 00:31:01,372 --> 00:31:03,735 Okay "Great's" not gonna do it. I need big, juicy details. 737 00:31:04,236 --> 00:31:06,491 All right, Lane had contractions. 738 00:31:06,492 --> 00:31:10,220 She went to the hospital, but it was a false alarm. She's okay. She is on bed rest. 739 00:31:10,221 --> 00:31:10,519 What? 740 00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:15,952 I know. But now, tell me, from the moment that the right bald guy smiled at you -- and walk. 741 00:31:15,953 --> 00:31:16,590 Why are we going? 742 00:31:16,591 --> 00:31:16,853 How are your shoes? 743 00:31:16,854 --> 00:31:17,437 My shoes? 744 00:31:17,438 --> 00:31:18,720 Good arch support? Good traction? Good. 745 00:31:18,721 --> 00:31:18,880 What? 746 00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:23,151 Slow down. Hold it! Hold it. Too fast. 747 00:31:23,152 --> 00:31:25,300 Mom, I'm fine. Hey, this is fun. 748 00:31:25,301 --> 00:31:27,710 Don't they push a bed through the streets in the opening credits of "The Monkees"? 749 00:31:27,711 --> 00:31:28,836 I'm pretty sure it was a bathtub. 750 00:31:28,837 --> 00:31:31,981 Actually it was both -- Davy's in the bed. Peter's in the bathtub. 751 00:31:31,982 --> 00:31:33,476 Are you sure? 'Cause I could have sworn… 752 00:31:33,477 --> 00:31:36,129 Oh Zach, you don't want to go head-to-head with her about "Monkees" trivia. 753 00:31:36,130 --> 00:31:39,820 You did not come to a full stop! And use your blinkers! 754 00:31:39,821 --> 00:31:40,763 Okay, we're turning around 755 00:31:40,764 --> 00:31:41,643 Okay, hold on, Lane! 756 00:31:41,644 --> 00:31:48,329 Hold on. Are you ready? Here we go. Hold tight. You all right? 757 00:31:48,330 --> 00:31:49,728 Yep. I'm good. 758 00:32:16,420 --> 00:32:18,005 Looking good. You done there, Patty? 759 00:32:18,006 --> 00:32:20,514 I'm done. How you doing, hon? 760 00:32:20,515 --> 00:32:21,423 Oh, doing great. 761 00:32:21,424 --> 00:32:24,067 Yeah? I mean about the whole Christopher thing. 762 00:32:24,068 --> 00:32:28,845 Oh, um...fine, you know, moving forward, moving on. 763 00:32:28,846 --> 00:32:29,520 Good. 764 00:32:31,344 --> 00:32:33,438 If you ask me, Gil's the one to beat. 765 00:32:33,639 --> 00:32:35,799 Oh, yeah, I saw him do that whole thing freehand. 766 00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:39,854 He's an amazing man. As is Kirk. 767 00:32:40,155 --> 00:32:42,187 Don't worry, Lulu. It's the rock-star thing. 768 00:32:42,660 --> 00:32:47,003 Dean martin singing "Mambo Italiano" -- I will never forget it. 769 00:32:47,004 --> 00:32:49,120 Oh, great. I need another one. 770 00:32:49,121 --> 00:32:50,842 Oh, no, no. What are you doing? 771 00:32:50,843 --> 00:32:55,246 Well, I was trying to make a little truck, but the flatbed kept running around to the back. 772 00:32:55,820 --> 00:32:58,581 Well, no do-overs, so just turn that into something else. 773 00:32:58,582 --> 00:33:01,841 Yeah I tried to make Snoopy -- figured he's easy to draw, 774 00:33:01,842 --> 00:33:05,522 and what kid doesn't like Snoopy, right? Plus, as the added bonus, he's black-and-white, 775 00:33:05,523 --> 00:33:08,125 and the onesie's already white, so I only got to add the black. 776 00:33:08,126 --> 00:33:09,645 But it's looking more like a chocolate-chip cookie, 777 00:33:09,646 --> 00:33:12,926 a big one -- which is okay, 'cause what kid doesn't like a cookie? 778 00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:15,660 What am I supposed to turn this into? 779 00:33:15,661 --> 00:33:17,103 I don't know -- a blob? 780 00:33:17,404 --> 00:33:20,811 Make it a bunch of blobs - you know, a baby's first Rorschach test. 781 00:33:21,012 --> 00:33:23,655 Oh, yeah. I see a ballerina about to take flight. 782 00:33:23,656 --> 00:33:24,954 I see cheese. 783 00:33:24,955 --> 00:33:27,602 See? Something for everyone. All right, have fun. 784 00:33:29,695 --> 00:33:34,320 Whoa! This one's homely, man. Look it's got Zach's giant ears and Lane's glasses. 785 00:33:34,321 --> 00:33:40,061 I feel for that kid. Gonna have a rough life. But it will probably help to fuel his music. 786 00:33:40,062 --> 00:33:44,220 You know, you got to feel pain to create the really good stuff. 787 00:33:44,221 --> 00:33:48,509 Yeah, this one's gonna get the chicks, but that one's gonna be the genius. 788 00:33:48,510 --> 00:33:51,292 You know these aren't what Lane and Zach's kids are really gonna look like. 789 00:33:51,293 --> 00:33:52,870 It's one of those computer morphing programs. 790 00:33:52,871 --> 00:33:55,652 Yeah, dude. I have kids. I know how it works 791 00:33:55,653 --> 00:33:56,653 Thanks for coming. 792 00:33:56,654 --> 00:34:00,804 Yo, hello. What's up, guys? 793 00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:04,740 Hi, everyone. Um I don't want to interrupt the fun. 794 00:34:04,741 --> 00:34:09,585 I just wanted to say thank you for coming to this somewhat unconventional baby shower, 795 00:34:09,586 --> 00:34:12,586 which is actually perfect, because when do Lane and Zach ever do anything that's conventional? 796 00:34:16,100 --> 00:34:18,920 I've known Lane now for -- what has it been? 17 years? 797 00:34:18,921 --> 00:34:19,452 Yeah. 798 00:34:19,453 --> 00:34:22,711 And...I'm just sick of her already. 799 00:34:24,012 --> 00:34:26,740 No, actually, I just love you and Zach so much, 800 00:34:26,741 --> 00:34:29,570 and I just can't wait to meetthose boys. So thank you so much for coming. 801 00:34:29,571 --> 00:34:33,968 Keep having fun. And just eat, drink, and keep decorating those onesies. 802 00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:41,969 Thanks, Rory. This party rocks. 803 00:34:41,970 --> 00:34:45,206 Ah, it's all due to my mom, though. I planned, she executed 804 00:34:45,207 --> 00:34:46,562 Well, you both rock. 805 00:34:46,563 --> 00:34:48,799 Well, how often does a girl's best friend have twins? 806 00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:50,195 Just once, let's hope. 807 00:34:50,196 --> 00:34:52,002 Yeah, no kidding. You want a drink, babe? 808 00:34:52,003 --> 00:34:52,770 Maybe a lemonade 809 00:34:52,771 --> 00:34:53,682 Coming right up. 810 00:34:53,683 --> 00:34:57,430 Seriously, Zach's right. This party is amazing. 811 00:34:57,431 --> 00:35:01,292 Everything you guys did -- truthfully, I didn't think it was actually gonna happen. 812 00:35:01,293 --> 00:35:04,796 Yes well, that whole bed-rest thing really threw a wrench in. 813 00:35:05,097 --> 00:35:06,200 Plus the fight. 814 00:35:06,201 --> 00:35:06,937 What fight? 815 00:35:06,938 --> 00:35:10,625 You didn't hear about the fight? Me and my mum, classic Kim family grudgefest? 816 00:35:10,626 --> 00:35:14,225 If not for your mom, we might have gone the way of Pretty Girls Make Graves. 817 00:35:14,226 --> 00:35:17,275 They were so young and had so many killer albums left in them. 818 00:35:17,276 --> 00:35:19,186 So my mom brokered peace? 819 00:35:19,187 --> 00:35:26,760 Hard-core. Listen... here's the thing. Um...my kids are gonna need that, 820 00:35:26,761 --> 00:35:30,540 too -- you know, when they're hiding bibles and they can't stand me. 821 00:35:30,541 --> 00:35:35,353 So what I wanted to know is... would you be their Lorelai Gilmore? 822 00:35:35,654 --> 00:35:37,611 I guess that's the proper term. 823 00:35:38,612 --> 00:35:40,355 Really?? 824 00:35:40,356 --> 00:35:44,049 I can't think of anyone who would be better. Plus, you already have the name. 825 00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:47,554 I'd love to. Yeah. Thanks. 826 00:35:53,355 --> 00:35:54,055 Here. 827 00:35:54,056 --> 00:35:55,310 Hi, Mrs. Kim. What's this? 828 00:35:55,311 --> 00:35:56,040 Open it. 829 00:35:58,121 --> 00:35:58,941 It's a doorknob. 830 00:35:58,942 --> 00:36:01,139 Not just any doorknob -- John Adams' doorknob. 831 00:36:01,140 --> 00:36:03,920 You are familiar with our second president, I assume? 832 00:36:03,921 --> 00:36:04,745 Not personally. 833 00:36:04,946 --> 00:36:05,746 You're making a joke? 834 00:36:05,947 --> 00:36:06,625 Little one. 835 00:36:06,626 --> 00:36:06,700 That's what I thought. 836 00:36:06,701 --> 00:36:09,532 Anyway, I'm glad to be here, and I wanted you to know that. 837 00:36:09,533 --> 00:36:10,510 Hence the doorknob. 838 00:36:10,511 --> 00:36:10,670 Yes. 839 00:36:10,771 --> 00:36:11,571 Thank you. 840 00:36:11,572 --> 00:36:13,552 Don't tarnish it, or its value will decrease. 841 00:36:13,553 --> 00:36:14,264 Okay. 842 00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:16,850 Do you have my pictures? 843 00:36:16,851 --> 00:36:19,444 I-I-I left them at home. I'll drop them off tomorrow. 844 00:36:19,445 --> 00:36:20,245 You do that. 845 00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:27,100 Hey, you guys. 846 00:36:27,101 --> 00:36:27,475 Hey. 847 00:36:27,476 --> 00:36:29,610 Hey, you. Way to go. It's a great party. 848 00:36:29,611 --> 00:36:31,990 It is, right? I could have used another gift table, though. 849 00:36:31,991 --> 00:36:33,347 Yeah, somebody went crazy. 850 00:36:33,348 --> 00:36:34,645 I wouldn't say "crazy." 851 00:36:35,146 --> 00:36:36,715 Wait -- that's all from us? 852 00:36:37,016 --> 00:36:39,716 Well, I felt bad. I had already promised them 853 00:36:39,717 --> 00:36:42,284 all of our old stuff from Martha and Davey, and then I had to renege, you know? 854 00:36:42,285 --> 00:36:45,640 So they get all new stuff, and we have to keep all the crappy hand-me-downs? 855 00:36:45,641 --> 00:36:46,805 How does that make any sense?! 856 00:36:47,106 --> 00:36:49,035 Whose fault is this, huh? 857 00:36:49,236 --> 00:36:50,356 Nice talking to you. See you later. 858 00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:53,357 Ahoy, Lorelai. 859 00:36:53,658 --> 00:36:54,776 Yeah, Kirk. What's with the hat? 860 00:36:54,777 --> 00:36:55,720 Oh, this? No big deal. Just bought myself a boat. 861 00:36:55,721 --> 00:36:58,320 A Boat? 862 00:36:58,321 --> 00:37:00,078 Yeah, the S.S. Lurk. 863 00:37:00,079 --> 00:37:03,282 It's a combination of my name and Luke's since it used to be his boat. 864 00:37:03,283 --> 00:37:04,283 Oh, you bought Luke's boat. 865 00:37:05,084 --> 00:37:07,284 Yeah, she needs a little more work before she's seaworthy, 866 00:37:07,285 --> 00:37:09,203 but as soon as she is, I'll take you out. 867 00:37:09,504 --> 00:37:14,107 You can be Ginger to Lulu's Mary Ann. Let's lock down dates now. When are you free? 868 00:37:14,108 --> 00:37:14,655 Mom. 869 00:37:14,656 --> 00:37:16,726 Oh, well, we'll figure it out later. Bye. 870 00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:25,727 Perfect timing. You save me from a three-hour tour of the S.S. Lurk. 871 00:37:25,728 --> 00:37:26,293 The what? 872 00:37:26,294 --> 00:37:28,369 Ah Kirk bought Luke's old boat. 873 00:37:28,370 --> 00:37:29,806 Does he even have a driver's license? 874 00:37:29,807 --> 00:37:30,700 I don't think so. 875 00:37:30,701 --> 00:37:31,870 Well, I'm staying out of the water. 876 00:37:31,871 --> 00:37:32,840 Good kid. 877 00:37:33,241 --> 00:37:35,921 Hey so why didn't you tell me about the whole drama with Mrs. Kim? 878 00:37:35,922 --> 00:37:38,200 Honey you had your meeting. You were nervous enough already. 879 00:37:38,201 --> 00:37:41,701 Yeah, I was, wasn't I? Oh you got the whole brunt of that freak-out. I'm so sorry. 880 00:37:41,702 --> 00:37:43,532 That's okay. So do you think it went well? 881 00:37:43,533 --> 00:37:47,535 I do I think it went really well. I mean, the Reston fellowship is a long shot. 882 00:37:47,536 --> 00:37:49,320 They only pick four people out of the whole country, 883 00:37:49,321 --> 00:37:52,270 and that's including college seniors and graduate students. So? 884 00:37:52,271 --> 00:37:53,574 So you and three other people. 885 00:37:53,875 --> 00:37:55,375 Yeah, but can you imagine it? 886 00:37:55,376 --> 00:37:58,089 I would be an intern at the New York Times. I would be up for bi-lines. 887 00:37:58,090 --> 00:37:59,199 I can imagine it. 888 00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:02,676 Well I don't want to get my hopes up, so I'm just not even gonna think about it. 889 00:38:02,677 --> 00:38:03,405 Can I think about it? 890 00:38:03,406 --> 00:38:04,528 Yes, but not around me. 891 00:38:04,529 --> 00:38:06,616 Deal. So, when is Logan getting here? 892 00:38:07,517 --> 00:38:09,181 Oh. He's not. 893 00:38:09,182 --> 00:38:09,709 Why? 894 00:38:09,910 --> 00:38:14,595 Um...it's a long story. I guess there was this huge disaster at his work. 895 00:38:14,596 --> 00:38:15,517 Oh, no. 896 00:38:15,518 --> 00:38:18,585 Yeah, I guess the company he bought is being sued, 897 00:38:18,586 --> 00:38:21,190 and he's losing all kinds of money -- not only his own money, 898 00:38:21,191 --> 00:38:23,478 his dad's money. It's awful, and he feels awful. 899 00:38:23,479 --> 00:38:25,905 At least that explains why he's acting awful. 900 00:38:26,206 --> 00:38:27,020 What do you mean? 901 00:38:27,021 --> 00:38:30,798 Well, right now, he's on a private jet to Vegas with Colin and Finn. 902 00:38:30,799 --> 00:38:34,794 Ahh, "Got kicked out of Argentina with the Bush twins" Colin and Finn? 903 00:38:34,795 --> 00:38:36,616 I'm so sorry. You okay? 904 00:38:36,817 --> 00:38:40,750 Yeah, I'm fine. I mean I just kinda wish that he'd told me about this earlier, 905 00:38:40,751 --> 00:38:43,164 you know that I'd known it was going on. Maybe I could have helped. 906 00:38:43,165 --> 00:38:45,425 Honey I don't think there's anything you could have done. 907 00:38:45,426 --> 00:38:47,613 Yeah, I know, but maybe I could have tried, you know? 908 00:38:47,614 --> 00:38:50,990 And now he just took off, which -- I get it. 909 00:38:50,991 --> 00:38:54,524 He needs to blow off some steam, but I just wish he could have come to the party. 910 00:38:54,525 --> 00:38:56,650 It would have meant so much. He could have met everyone. 911 00:38:56,651 --> 00:38:57,135 I know. 912 00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:01,320 But I'm sure we'll figure it out. Oh, hey, 913 00:39:01,321 --> 00:39:04,740 Lane asked me to be her Lorelai Gilmore to her kids, like you were to her. 914 00:39:04,741 --> 00:39:05,430 Oh! 915 00:39:05,431 --> 00:39:08,000 Yeah. Big shoes to fill. 916 00:39:08,001 --> 00:39:10,197 Well, luckily, we have similar feet. 917 00:39:10,198 --> 00:39:12,274 Oh. 918 00:39:12,275 --> 00:39:13,042 What? 919 00:39:13,043 --> 00:39:14,163 Oh, it's nothing. 920 00:39:14,164 --> 00:39:15,164 Come on. 921 00:39:16,224 --> 00:39:19,423 I just think my first pancake turned out pretty darn good. 922 00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:23,508 Hey. Sorry to interrupt. 923 00:39:23,509 --> 00:39:24,246 That's all right. 924 00:39:24,247 --> 00:39:26,628 I was just wondering if we should bring the cake out now, 925 00:39:26,629 --> 00:39:29,220 because Lane's got that low-blood-sugar look in her eye. 926 00:39:29,221 --> 00:39:30,367 Oh, yeah, let's do it. 927 00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:40,468 Seems like yesterday she was taking up 928 00:39:40,469 --> 00:39:42,627 three tables at the diner with those giant books of hers. 929 00:39:43,970 --> 00:39:47,625 Yep. She was something. Is something. 930 00:39:51,070 --> 00:39:54,333 So, uh, what's this I hear about Kirk buying your boat? 931 00:39:54,334 --> 00:39:59,020 Oh, well... I just realized I was never gonna take that thing out. 932 00:39:59,021 --> 00:40:04,853 I mean, all that time I spent trying to fix it up... so I bought a new one. 933 00:40:05,854 --> 00:40:06,953 Wha, Ah, When? 934 00:40:06,954 --> 00:40:09,395 Today -- got the idea in my head a couple hours ago, 935 00:40:09,396 --> 00:40:12,160 went down to the shipyard in Bridgeport, and just did it. 936 00:40:12,161 --> 00:40:13,548 You just bought a boat. 937 00:40:13,549 --> 00:40:16,208 Yeah, yeah and it's even bigger and better than the old one. 938 00:40:16,209 --> 00:40:20,982 I mean it's got everything. It's got a little kitchen, a bathroom, even a place to sleep. 939 00:40:20,983 --> 00:40:21,983 Wow. 940 00:40:21,984 --> 00:40:23,907 I'm just gonna keep it in the marina in the morning a you know, 941 00:40:23,908 --> 00:40:25,874 And then when April comes to visit in the summer, 942 00:40:25,875 --> 00:40:28,859 you know I'll take it out on little trips you know go away for a few weeks. 943 00:40:28,860 --> 00:40:30,543 Luke, that sounds really nice. 944 00:40:30,544 --> 00:40:31,067 Right? 945 00:40:32,368 --> 00:40:34,802 God, I can't believe you bought a boat in a day. 946 00:40:34,803 --> 00:40:36,702 It used to take you a week to buy a t-shirt. 947 00:40:36,703 --> 00:40:44,632 Yeah, well, things change. I'll see you inside? 948 00:40:44,633 --> 00:40:45,633 Mm-hmm. 949 00:40:48,290 --> 00:40:49,634 All right, everyone, here comes cake! 950 00:40:24,509 --> 00:40:25,509 Subtitle by Maglori 951 00:40:25,510 --> 00:40:26,510 Transcript by Craig http://crazy-internet-people.com/site/gilmoregirls/index.html