1 00:00:07,686 --> 00:00:10,405 LORELAI: Ick, raisins. What are the pruney red things? 2 00:00:10,605 --> 00:00:12,205 SOOKIE: Dried cranberries. LORELAI: Gone. 3 00:00:12,357 --> 00:00:13,710 - What's this? - Carob. 4 00:00:13,858 --> 00:00:14,893 Adios. 5 00:00:15,025 --> 00:00:17,420 Okay, why do we buy trail mix if you're gonna pick everything out? 6 00:00:17,444 --> 00:00:19,297 Well, they've ruined trail mix. It used to be simple. 7 00:00:19,321 --> 00:00:20,632 Now they put too much stuff in it. 8 00:00:20,656 --> 00:00:22,975 Your mouth doesn't know what to expect with any given bite. 9 00:00:23,032 --> 00:00:25,952 Will it be fruity? Will it be granola-y? Will it be chocolate substitutey? 10 00:00:26,035 --> 00:00:27,628 - What's this? - Soybean. 11 00:00:27,787 --> 00:00:28,936 Squirrel food. 12 00:00:29,080 --> 00:00:31,468 Ladies, please. We're saying goodbye to Mr. Twickham. 13 00:00:31,665 --> 00:00:32,735 So? 14 00:00:32,875 --> 00:00:34,769 The man's on his deathbed. Show a little respect. 15 00:00:34,793 --> 00:00:37,387 Taylor, Old Man Twickham's been dying for 20 years. 16 00:00:37,588 --> 00:00:39,296 This is my seventeenth time saying adios. 17 00:00:39,308 --> 00:00:41,027 Yeah, I think you have the record, Patty. 18 00:00:41,257 --> 00:00:43,497 I forget. When was the last time he thought he was dying? 19 00:00:43,634 --> 00:00:47,229 - It's been a good two years. - I remember now. The last time, the rain. 20 00:00:47,472 --> 00:00:48,542 We got drenched. 21 00:00:48,681 --> 00:00:50,720 It made the whole "he's dying" thing a total bummer. 22 00:00:50,891 --> 00:00:52,086 Ladies, please. 23 00:00:52,225 --> 00:00:55,422 You may not be respecting this moment, but all the rest of us are. 24 00:00:55,645 --> 00:00:58,284 Get your Twickham souvenirs here. Twickham souvenirs. 25 00:00:58,481 --> 00:01:00,154 I've got your bats. I've got your balls. 26 00:01:00,316 --> 00:01:03,468 I've got your foam fingers. Get them before he's gone. 27 00:01:03,694 --> 00:01:06,573 - How's Mr. Twickham looking, Andrew? - A little tired. 28 00:01:06,780 --> 00:01:08,757 - Dying is exhausting. - He's thinking of taking a break... 29 00:01:08,781 --> 00:01:10,658 - and picking up again tomorrow. - No. 30 00:01:10,825 --> 00:01:13,345 - We've been waiting an hour. - He's kind of distracted, anyway. 31 00:01:13,495 --> 00:01:16,771 The whole time I was there, he was TiVoing through a fresh Summerland. 32 00:01:16,997 --> 00:01:18,517 Do we have time to come back tomorrow? 33 00:01:18,624 --> 00:01:20,979 Not really. Hey, everybody keep it quick in there, okay? 34 00:01:21,168 --> 00:01:24,286 "Good morning, Mr. Twickham. Goodbye, Mr. Twickham." And then vamoose. 35 00:01:24,505 --> 00:01:27,144 - He should start dying earlier in the day. - Yeah. 36 00:01:27,757 --> 00:01:30,476 Green stuff? Come on. What's green? 37 00:02:27,726 --> 00:02:29,205 [Cell phone ringing] 38 00:02:34,733 --> 00:02:36,167 - Hello? - He's dead. 39 00:02:36,318 --> 00:02:37,512 - Who? - Old Man Twickham. 40 00:02:37,652 --> 00:02:38,847 - No. - Yes. 41 00:02:38,987 --> 00:02:40,022 It's gotta be a mistake. 42 00:02:40,155 --> 00:02:42,967 - It's not. The man is gone. - I don't believe it. I mean, are you sure? 43 00:02:42,991 --> 00:02:45,743 There's no breath left in him. The light's gone out of his eyes. 44 00:02:45,951 --> 00:02:47,191 He's smelled the burnt almonds. 45 00:02:47,244 --> 00:02:49,264 He's feeding the worms. He's chatting up his grandpa. 46 00:02:49,288 --> 00:02:50,974 He is the old man formerly known as Twickham. 47 00:02:50,998 --> 00:02:51,998 Wow. 48 00:02:52,249 --> 00:02:55,001 I can't believe he's gone. I mean, he's been dying my whole life. 49 00:02:55,209 --> 00:02:58,565 And I just got my goodbye in. He was about to close shop for the day. 50 00:02:58,796 --> 00:03:01,026 We got in, told him goodbye and that we'd miss him. 51 00:03:01,215 --> 00:03:04,172 We left, and then, apparently, he just closed his eyes... 52 00:03:04,384 --> 00:03:06,529 muttered something about Lori Loughlin, and that was that. 53 00:03:06,553 --> 00:03:07,553 Wow. 54 00:03:07,679 --> 00:03:09,238 - Yeah. - He's never died before. 55 00:03:09,389 --> 00:03:11,300 I guess there's a first time for everything. 56 00:03:11,475 --> 00:03:13,755 Kirk's happy, though. His dying caused a run on souvenirs. 57 00:03:14,226 --> 00:03:15,864 - Tacky. - Oh, yeah, tacky. 58 00:03:16,228 --> 00:03:17,581 So, are you coming home this weekend? 59 00:03:17,605 --> 00:03:20,882 - Probably not. Maybe next week. - Okay, I just always like to check. 60 00:03:21,107 --> 00:03:22,907 So, I should go. Sorry about Old Man Twickham. 61 00:03:23,026 --> 00:03:24,061 Gotta move on. 62 00:03:24,194 --> 00:03:26,874 I hear Old Man Ketchum has a nasty cough. Could turn into something. 63 00:03:26,946 --> 00:03:29,176 That's the spirit. Bye. 64 00:03:29,365 --> 00:03:32,516 [Heroic instrumental music playing on stereo] 65 00:03:32,743 --> 00:03:34,495 - Pathetic. - What? 66 00:03:34,661 --> 00:03:37,540 Nothing important, I just wanted to inform you that you're pathetic. 67 00:03:37,748 --> 00:03:39,977 - Back at you, sister. - I am not pathetic. 68 00:03:40,166 --> 00:03:43,238 Oh, come on, we're in the same situation, except you're in denial. 69 00:03:43,461 --> 00:03:45,611 - Denial? - I haven't seen Logan lately. 70 00:03:45,797 --> 00:03:47,940 Well, why don't you call him up then? I bet he misses you. 71 00:03:47,964 --> 00:03:49,523 - Is he missing you? - Goodbye. 72 00:03:49,674 --> 00:03:53,508 - Have fun pretending the sky is green. - Have fun re-enacting the Maxell Tape ad. 73 00:04:03,103 --> 00:04:05,219 - Hey, Soph. - You wash your hands? 74 00:04:05,397 --> 00:04:06,875 - Front and back. - Let's see them. 75 00:04:07,023 --> 00:04:09,902 So we're never gonna forget the peanut butter on the sitar? 76 00:04:10,110 --> 00:04:12,465 Good God, man. You heard of hand cream? 77 00:04:12,654 --> 00:04:15,213 - Okay if we walk around? - Carefully. 78 00:04:15,405 --> 00:04:17,237 - Hi, Lane. - Hi, Sophie. 79 00:04:17,699 --> 00:04:20,498 - Show her the thing. - I suddenly got very self-conscious. 80 00:04:20,702 --> 00:04:22,180 - That's why you brought it. - I know. 81 00:04:22,204 --> 00:04:23,433 Show her. 82 00:04:24,455 --> 00:04:27,254 So, Sophie Bloom. Your last name is Bloom. 83 00:04:27,458 --> 00:04:29,131 Thanks for the info. 84 00:04:29,293 --> 00:04:31,330 I was looking through some old vinyl I have... 85 00:04:31,504 --> 00:04:34,780 I don't have much because I was born on the cusp of the CD revolution... 86 00:04:35,006 --> 00:04:38,044 but I originally had a record player, Snoopy record player... 87 00:04:38,260 --> 00:04:39,900 and boy, did I love this record player... 88 00:04:40,011 --> 00:04:42,240 and shutting my door and listening to music on it... 89 00:04:42,429 --> 00:04:45,626 Oh, my God, Garrison Keillor, what is your point? 90 00:04:45,975 --> 00:04:49,855 I saw the name Sophie Bloom on this album... 91 00:04:50,104 --> 00:04:52,743 the one non-Christian one my mother allowed me to have. 92 00:04:52,939 --> 00:04:55,897 It just popped out at me and I was wondering... 93 00:04:56,109 --> 00:04:57,429 Oh, this thing. 94 00:04:58,403 --> 00:05:01,076 - So it's you. You wrote these songs. - A long time ago. 95 00:05:01,280 --> 00:05:05,194 I think this is amazing! Because I want to do more than just drum. 96 00:05:05,451 --> 00:05:07,408 I would like to write and compose. 97 00:05:07,578 --> 00:05:10,297 I was wondering if we could sit down sometime and talk about music... 98 00:05:10,455 --> 00:05:13,891 because I think you have so much you can pass on to me, woman to woman. 99 00:05:14,125 --> 00:05:16,719 Really, just coffee sometime. My treat. 100 00:05:17,003 --> 00:05:20,472 Well, I suppose sometime when I'm not working or out of town... 101 00:05:20,714 --> 00:05:22,944 if my boyfriend's busy and my laundry's done... 102 00:05:23,133 --> 00:05:25,932 and I'm not sick and there's nothing on TV... 103 00:05:26,135 --> 00:05:29,014 we could maybe meet up for a couple of minutes. 104 00:05:29,221 --> 00:05:30,541 It's a date. 105 00:05:37,353 --> 00:05:39,629 There she is, the woman of the hour. 106 00:05:39,814 --> 00:05:42,283 - Apparently that's me. - I am blown away by this. 107 00:05:42,484 --> 00:05:45,839 - Yeah, well, my hugs are that powerful. - Well, I'm talking about the article. 108 00:05:46,069 --> 00:05:48,583 You're gonna be on the cover of a magazine. That's a big deal. 109 00:05:48,781 --> 00:05:50,967 Well, it's the inn. It's not me. But, yes, it is a big deal... 110 00:05:50,991 --> 00:05:53,664 So how'd they tell you? They phone you or they e-mail you? 111 00:05:53,868 --> 00:05:55,668 They said they were so impressed by the inn... 112 00:05:55,745 --> 00:05:57,139 they were so impressed by my story... 113 00:05:57,163 --> 00:05:58,233 It's a great story. 114 00:05:58,372 --> 00:06:01,285 Well, it's a little thin when you compare it to War and Peace, but... 115 00:06:01,501 --> 00:06:03,571 What? You started with nothing. It's a great story. 116 00:06:03,752 --> 00:06:05,832 The magazine's pretty good, too. I did some research. 117 00:06:06,004 --> 00:06:08,164 - Oh, research. - Yeah, I got a bunch of back issues... 118 00:06:08,340 --> 00:06:10,779 and I read them, tried to figure out who should interview you. 119 00:06:10,841 --> 00:06:15,074 Okay, Alisha Kensington. Staff writer, too green and way too stiff. 120 00:06:15,346 --> 00:06:16,620 Too many adverbs. 121 00:06:16,764 --> 00:06:19,483 Frederick Fairmount. He talks more about himself... 122 00:06:19,682 --> 00:06:22,481 than the person he's interviewing. Something boozy about him, too. 123 00:06:22,685 --> 00:06:24,966 I don't think they let you pick who's gonna interview you. 124 00:06:25,105 --> 00:06:27,824 Well, just in case they offer. But this is big. 125 00:06:28,024 --> 00:06:30,822 Yeah, I guess it is. What happened there? 126 00:06:31,026 --> 00:06:34,940 - What do you think? Taylor. - How did Taylor break the window? 127 00:06:35,197 --> 00:06:38,552 - How do you think? By being Taylor. - Taylor's Taylorness can now break glass? 128 00:06:38,783 --> 00:06:41,703 You know what I mean. He's doing something, and crash, bang, there you go. 129 00:06:41,911 --> 00:06:44,027 - Hey, is it 6:00 yet? - A little past. 130 00:06:44,205 --> 00:06:46,718 - Oh, shoot. Town meeting's started. - So? 131 00:06:46,915 --> 00:06:48,986 So I thought we'd go. You like those things, right? 132 00:06:49,167 --> 00:06:50,919 Yeah, but you don't. 133 00:06:51,086 --> 00:06:53,760 This is your big night, you know? With the article and everything. 134 00:06:53,964 --> 00:06:55,191 Why don't we hit the town meeting... 135 00:06:55,215 --> 00:06:57,567 and then we'll get something to eat like a little celebration. 136 00:06:57,591 --> 00:07:00,310 - Sounds good. - Yeah, great. We gotta hurry. 137 00:07:01,762 --> 00:07:04,230 Come on, people. It's not that complicated. 138 00:07:04,431 --> 00:07:05,785 I don't want to be a burden. 139 00:07:05,932 --> 00:07:08,572 Patty, what about the couch you have in the back of the studio? 140 00:07:08,768 --> 00:07:12,079 In her freezing-cold studio with no insulation and no heat. 141 00:07:12,313 --> 00:07:14,747 - Sounds great. - Hi, what's happening? 142 00:07:14,940 --> 00:07:17,056 Problems with Kirk's schedule. 143 00:07:17,651 --> 00:07:20,530 Can't Sheriff Taylor just let him share a cell with Otis for the night? 144 00:07:20,737 --> 00:07:24,570 - Maybe the Morrisses will take him again. - Their kid stuck things in my nose. 145 00:07:24,824 --> 00:07:28,419 - Well then, lock the door when you sleep. - It wasn't while I was asleep. 146 00:07:28,661 --> 00:07:30,777 - How'd you drag Luke here? - He wanted to come. 147 00:07:30,955 --> 00:07:33,150 I'll just sleep outside in the gazebo. 148 00:07:33,331 --> 00:07:36,005 I would ask, though, that if I die from exposure... 149 00:07:36,209 --> 00:07:37,609 don't just dump me in the landfill. 150 00:07:37,753 --> 00:07:41,382 - No one's dumping you in a landfill, Kirk. - It's against regulations. 151 00:07:41,964 --> 00:07:46,242 Let's pigeonhole this matter for now, get on to our next order of business. 152 00:07:46,510 --> 00:07:49,820 It's the matter of the estate of the late Joshua Twickham. 153 00:07:50,054 --> 00:07:50,840 You bring food? 154 00:07:50,852 --> 00:07:53,012 After the trail-mix fiasco? I wouldn't dare. 155 00:07:53,224 --> 00:07:54,224 Shhh! 156 00:07:54,350 --> 00:07:55,465 Sorry. 157 00:07:55,602 --> 00:07:59,993 I'm happy to say that this beloved elder was generous even on his deathbed. 158 00:08:00,272 --> 00:08:04,061 Mr. Twickham has left his beautiful home to the town. 159 00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:06,700 Is his deathbed still there? I'm not picky. 160 00:08:06,711 --> 00:08:08,405 What does that mean, "to the town"? 161 00:08:08,654 --> 00:08:11,248 - Luke, what are you doing here? - Just keep going, Taylor. 162 00:08:11,908 --> 00:08:15,299 He left the house to the Stars Hollow Historical Society... 163 00:08:15,536 --> 00:08:18,687 along with his ample collection of valuable memorabilia. 164 00:08:18,914 --> 00:08:22,828 His will stipulates that the house is to be converted into a museum. 165 00:08:23,085 --> 00:08:24,120 A museum? 166 00:08:24,252 --> 00:08:26,104 Are you going to interrupt me the whole meeting? 167 00:08:26,128 --> 00:08:27,607 I'm just asking. 168 00:08:27,755 --> 00:08:29,666 A Stars Hollow museum. 169 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:33,276 We will display his personal historical artifacts for a period of two months. 170 00:08:33,510 --> 00:08:35,626 After two months the house is to be disposed of... 171 00:08:35,804 --> 00:08:39,957 at the discretion of the head of the Historical Society, meaning me. 172 00:08:40,225 --> 00:08:42,385 - Oh, goody. - Now you're gonna talk under your breath. 173 00:08:42,434 --> 00:08:43,469 I'm sorry. 174 00:08:43,602 --> 00:08:45,663 Funny, I didn't hear those words come out of your mouth... 175 00:08:45,687 --> 00:08:47,287 this morning after you tried to kill me. 176 00:08:47,314 --> 00:08:48,349 [Whispering] What? 177 00:08:48,482 --> 00:08:52,600 So we're going to need strong volunteers to make this dream a reality. 178 00:08:52,860 --> 00:08:56,535 Now, anyone with the appropriate skills, let's see a show of hands. 179 00:08:57,240 --> 00:08:59,231 You really have to fill me in on the gag here. 180 00:08:59,409 --> 00:09:02,400 Luke, don't come to these things just to mock our business. 181 00:09:02,619 --> 00:09:04,690 I'm not mocking anything. I'm volunteering. 182 00:09:04,871 --> 00:09:08,626 - After you threw a frying pan at my head. - You threw a frying pan at Taylor's head? 183 00:09:08,875 --> 00:09:13,072 Just for playing my Muzak too loud. I mean, who doesn't love Muzak? 184 00:09:13,879 --> 00:09:16,712 - Oh! Music lovers? - The thing slipped out of my hand. 185 00:09:16,924 --> 00:09:19,563 Right after you said, quote, "You better duck, Taylor..." 186 00:09:19,759 --> 00:09:22,040 "Because I'm going to throw this frying pan at your head." 187 00:09:22,137 --> 00:09:24,890 You threw a frying pan at Taylor's head without me there? I hate you. 188 00:09:25,098 --> 00:09:27,088 I'm volunteering. Take it or leave it. 189 00:09:27,266 --> 00:09:30,782 Patty, take down the names of the legitimate volunteers, please. 190 00:09:31,019 --> 00:09:34,899 Now, whoever is actually gonna show up, our day will start at 7:00 sharp. 191 00:09:35,149 --> 00:09:37,424 To the rest, shame on you. 192 00:09:37,608 --> 00:09:39,724 Now on to item number three... 193 00:09:39,902 --> 00:09:42,098 budgetary concerns about the new snowplow. 194 00:09:42,280 --> 00:09:45,317 I'm sorry, does Taylor have compromising pictures of you or something? 195 00:09:45,532 --> 00:09:46,761 It's no joke. 196 00:09:46,908 --> 00:09:48,819 Why on earth are you volunteering for Taylor? 197 00:09:48,994 --> 00:09:50,109 Well... 198 00:09:50,662 --> 00:09:51,891 Luke? 199 00:09:52,038 --> 00:09:53,756 How well did you know Old Man Twickham? 200 00:09:53,914 --> 00:09:56,190 - Somewhat. - Well, I knew him all my life. 201 00:09:56,375 --> 00:10:00,528 - He was like another dad, in a way. - Oh, nice. 202 00:10:00,796 --> 00:10:04,311 I didn't show up to say goodbye and I was feeling a little guilty about it. 203 00:10:04,549 --> 00:10:06,825 He was a good guy. I just want to do right by him. 204 00:10:07,010 --> 00:10:09,843 Yeah, you are a terrific fellow, Luke Danes. 205 00:10:10,054 --> 00:10:12,852 No, Kirk. If you build an igloo to sleep in... 206 00:10:13,056 --> 00:10:15,286 and the town plow runs over it and kills you... 207 00:10:15,476 --> 00:10:18,389 we are not going to just leave your corpse in the snow. 208 00:10:18,729 --> 00:10:20,924 Okay, but I don't want to be a burden. 209 00:10:22,774 --> 00:10:26,085 Let's store all the boxes inside, sort through them in there... 210 00:10:26,319 --> 00:10:28,230 then store what we don't need in the garage. 211 00:10:28,404 --> 00:10:31,077 - Morning, Taylor. - What are you doing here? 212 00:10:31,281 --> 00:10:33,557 - I volunteered. - I don't get the joke. 213 00:10:33,742 --> 00:10:36,382 There's no joke. I'm at your disposal. 214 00:10:36,578 --> 00:10:38,458 Now, we're gonna need a nice, flat staging area. 215 00:10:38,621 --> 00:10:41,056 Perhaps over there, because there's no space here out front. 216 00:10:41,248 --> 00:10:43,444 - What about right here? - My office is going here. 217 00:10:43,626 --> 00:10:46,271 - Your office? Why do you need an office? - So, you came to complain? 218 00:10:46,295 --> 00:10:47,330 No, I was just... 219 00:10:47,462 --> 00:10:49,065 I'm organizing. I'm working. I need an office. 220 00:10:49,089 --> 00:10:51,603 - Okay, fine. Sorry. Carry on. - Come on, everybody. 221 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:55,919 Let's hook up with people inside, and I'll start handing out assignments. 222 00:10:56,179 --> 00:10:57,737 - Where are you going? - Inside. 223 00:10:57,888 --> 00:11:00,243 - Why? - I'm a volunteer. 224 00:11:05,853 --> 00:11:07,173 - Hey, Luke. - Hey, Kyle. 225 00:11:07,313 --> 00:11:09,384 - Just thought I'd lend a hand. - Good one. 226 00:11:09,565 --> 00:11:11,605 - Is this everybody, people? - I believe so, Taylor. 227 00:11:11,692 --> 00:11:12,920 What the hell are you doing here? 228 00:11:12,944 --> 00:11:17,062 - I can't keep answering this question. - Come in, good folk. 229 00:11:18,115 --> 00:11:20,425 We are embarking on a wonderful adventure. 230 00:11:20,617 --> 00:11:22,449 Right here in this room, we'll display... 231 00:11:22,619 --> 00:11:25,497 Mr. Twickham's impressive collection of memorabilia. 232 00:11:25,704 --> 00:11:29,060 Upstairs, we'll house the multimedia dioramas... 233 00:11:29,291 --> 00:11:30,850 depicting the history of the town. 234 00:11:31,001 --> 00:11:32,195 Sounds good. 235 00:11:32,335 --> 00:11:36,044 Now, I took the liberty of doing up some fun shirts that we all can wear. 236 00:11:36,297 --> 00:11:38,368 Everyone, please, put one on. 237 00:11:42,428 --> 00:11:44,021 Isn't that nice? 238 00:11:44,388 --> 00:11:48,461 They all take a cold-water wash and tumble dry. Low. 239 00:11:49,059 --> 00:11:52,050 Now, before we begin, I'd like us all to join hands. 240 00:11:52,270 --> 00:11:52,636 What? 241 00:11:52,648 --> 00:11:55,023 He's a twisted little perv, if you ask me. 242 00:11:55,231 --> 00:11:57,347 Come on, everybody. Take hands. 243 00:11:59,401 --> 00:12:02,757 Let's close our eyes and visualize our goal. 244 00:12:02,988 --> 00:12:07,664 Picture a freckle-faced boy, eyes wide with curiosity... 245 00:12:07,950 --> 00:12:10,783 drinking in the history of the town as he wanders the room. 246 00:12:10,995 --> 00:12:13,669 He's by the door. He's going by the stairs. 247 00:12:13,873 --> 00:12:15,671 - He's delighting. - Luke's peeking. 248 00:12:15,833 --> 00:12:18,870 - That means you're peeking, too, snitch. - Quiet, please. 249 00:12:19,085 --> 00:12:21,445 Hey, I've lost track, where's the freckle-faced kid walking? 250 00:12:21,629 --> 00:12:23,825 Okay, I think that's enough visualizing, everybody. 251 00:12:24,007 --> 00:12:26,805 How about we start organizing all these boxes, okay? 252 00:12:27,051 --> 00:12:28,849 All right. Let's go. 253 00:12:29,053 --> 00:12:31,893 - I'd like a moment with you, Luke. - It's time to let go there, Taylor. 254 00:12:31,972 --> 00:12:34,575 - I want the straight skinny from you. - Really? Let go of my hand. 255 00:12:34,599 --> 00:12:36,160 Not until you tell me what you're doing. 256 00:12:36,184 --> 00:12:38,078 I'm really just trying to get my hand away from you. 257 00:12:38,102 --> 00:12:39,702 Why are you here? Why did you volunteer? 258 00:12:39,854 --> 00:12:40,889 Because I wanted to. 259 00:12:41,022 --> 00:12:43,740 Luke, you hated Old Man Twickham. I know that for a fact. 260 00:12:43,940 --> 00:12:46,773 You said despicable things about him your whole life. 261 00:12:47,486 --> 00:12:49,682 Well, okay, if you must know, Lorelai asked me. 262 00:12:49,863 --> 00:12:51,456 - Lorelai? - That's right. 263 00:12:51,615 --> 00:12:53,332 We've been through a bit of a rough patch. 264 00:12:53,491 --> 00:12:54,491 Yes. 265 00:12:54,617 --> 00:12:57,769 Well, I want to make things right with her, get off to a good new start. 266 00:12:57,995 --> 00:13:00,276 She really wants me to get involved in community things... 267 00:13:00,331 --> 00:13:02,611 and she asked me to get involved. So I'm doing it for her. 268 00:13:02,707 --> 00:13:04,425 Well, I think that's very nice. 269 00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:07,702 So I'm here for you, Taylor, 100%. 270 00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:10,878 - Good, because you're not untalented. - Thank you. 271 00:13:11,090 --> 00:13:13,286 How about I make you my right-hand man? 272 00:13:13,467 --> 00:13:15,743 Stick by me. Be me when I'm not here. What do you say? 273 00:13:15,928 --> 00:13:18,841 Well, I'll need my right hand back for that, I think. 274 00:13:19,056 --> 00:13:20,409 Of course. 275 00:13:20,556 --> 00:13:21,785 Okay, good. 276 00:13:21,933 --> 00:13:24,925 This is a new side of you, Luke, and I like it. 277 00:13:25,144 --> 00:13:27,977 All right, let's get started, everybody. 278 00:13:31,358 --> 00:13:33,097 So, which is your favorite room? 279 00:13:33,109 --> 00:13:35,477 That changes daily. Today, it's the library. 280 00:13:35,737 --> 00:13:39,775 - What do you love about it? - It hugs you. Does that sound silly? 281 00:13:40,032 --> 00:13:43,150 - Not at all. - The kitchen turned out so wonderfully... 282 00:13:43,369 --> 00:13:46,042 so the kitchen and the library are duking it out right now. 283 00:13:46,246 --> 00:13:47,973 I should definitely get the name of your designer. 284 00:13:47,997 --> 00:13:50,955 - "Ners." We went through quite a few. - Really? The design's so cohesive. 285 00:13:51,167 --> 00:13:54,523 What you see is a lot of me. She said that so humbly. 286 00:13:54,754 --> 00:13:56,187 Hey, credit where credit is due. 287 00:13:56,338 --> 00:14:00,969 I put my soul into this place, my heart, my liver, a couple of kidneys... 288 00:14:01,260 --> 00:14:02,739 And I had a great partner in Sookie. 289 00:14:02,886 --> 00:14:05,354 And we had a great community rooting for us. 290 00:14:05,555 --> 00:14:09,025 That's what you feel here. Support, family, hominess, warmth. 291 00:14:09,267 --> 00:14:10,780 It must reflect your upbringing. 292 00:14:11,519 --> 00:14:12,589 No? 293 00:14:12,729 --> 00:14:15,038 I'm just happy I wasn't sipping coffee when you said that. 294 00:14:15,230 --> 00:14:17,267 It would've come out my nose. 295 00:14:17,441 --> 00:14:19,193 Childhood wasn't so warm and fuzzy? 296 00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:21,270 You know Superman's Fortress of Solitude? 297 00:14:21,445 --> 00:14:24,084 A Jamaican beach compared to my mother's house. 298 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:27,033 So I'll cross your mother off your list of inspirations. 299 00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:29,094 No, I actually did pick up some valuable lessons... 300 00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:30,710 on running a staff from my mother. 301 00:14:30,869 --> 00:14:31,904 How so? 302 00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:34,432 Well, I consider what my mother would do in a given situation... 303 00:14:34,456 --> 00:14:36,766 then I dial it back and I have what Mussolini would do... 304 00:14:36,958 --> 00:14:39,103 then I dial it back, and I have what Stalin would do... 305 00:14:39,127 --> 00:14:42,756 and then I dial that back. And it starts approaching what a sane person would do. 306 00:14:43,005 --> 00:14:44,040 Ouch. 307 00:14:44,173 --> 00:14:47,213 You're right. Let's find a topic happier than my relationship with my mother. 308 00:14:47,509 --> 00:14:49,818 Basically, that'd be anything short of famine. 309 00:14:50,053 --> 00:14:51,088 Okay... 310 00:14:51,220 --> 00:14:54,770 I will tell you one story about my mother on a family vacation. 311 00:14:55,016 --> 00:14:58,451 Jimmy Carter was there, and he had a bigger room... 312 00:14:58,685 --> 00:15:02,474 All righty, upstairs floors and walls cleaned, check. 313 00:15:02,731 --> 00:15:06,519 And blackout curtains delivered and ready to be installed, check. 314 00:15:07,068 --> 00:15:08,467 - Luke? - Yeah. 315 00:15:08,611 --> 00:15:10,966 It would really help to hear you say "check." 316 00:15:11,155 --> 00:15:12,509 I'm getting it, Taylor. 317 00:15:12,656 --> 00:15:15,886 But how do I know that unless you say "check" after I say "check"? 318 00:15:16,826 --> 00:15:17,861 [Sighing deeply] Fine. 319 00:15:18,828 --> 00:15:22,423 And audio equipment delivered, awaiting mounting brackets, check? 320 00:15:23,333 --> 00:15:24,527 Check. 321 00:15:24,666 --> 00:15:25,895 Excellent. 322 00:15:26,043 --> 00:15:27,113 [Kirk and Kyle chuckling] 323 00:15:27,252 --> 00:15:29,084 Boys, boys, what's so funny? 324 00:15:29,254 --> 00:15:31,211 I took the mannequin by the arms, and I said... 325 00:15:31,382 --> 00:15:33,442 Wait, wait, I'll tell him. So he goes, "Grab the other end." 326 00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:34,946 - No, I said, "Grab her end." - Right. 327 00:15:35,009 --> 00:15:37,205 So I grabbed her right here, right under her rear end. 328 00:15:37,387 --> 00:15:39,856 - Her rear end! - I was walking with it like that. 329 00:15:40,056 --> 00:15:41,450 Really, do I have to separate you two? 330 00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:45,068 Now set that down and bring in the others. Modestly. 331 00:15:50,732 --> 00:15:52,847 So, Gypsy, find some interesting stuff? 332 00:15:53,025 --> 00:15:55,062 How does a George Washington letter sound? 333 00:15:55,236 --> 00:15:56,670 - Fantastic. - Wow, that's great. 334 00:15:56,821 --> 00:15:57,970 Mint condition, too. 335 00:15:58,114 --> 00:16:00,389 Let's frame it and hang it in a place of honor. 336 00:16:00,573 --> 00:16:02,263 I'm not sure this is what you think it is. 337 00:16:02,275 --> 00:16:03,010 What do you mean? 338 00:16:03,034 --> 00:16:05,754 It's a letter to the editor of a newspaper, signed George Washington. 339 00:16:05,787 --> 00:16:06,690 It's dated 1944. 340 00:16:06,702 --> 00:16:08,938 That's a little smudged. It could be 1744. 341 00:16:09,164 --> 00:16:11,963 - It mentions Jack Benny. - We could cross out the Jack Benny part. 342 00:16:12,167 --> 00:16:14,204 Let's put it on the "to be displayed" pile... 343 00:16:14,378 --> 00:16:16,369 and we'll authenticate it at a later time. 344 00:16:16,547 --> 00:16:18,827 Actually, why don't we put it in the "maybe" pile, Taylor? 345 00:16:18,923 --> 00:16:20,192 There's got to be better than this. 346 00:16:20,216 --> 00:16:22,890 You're right. Let's keep our standards high. Good thinking, Luke. 347 00:16:23,094 --> 00:16:25,404 Now, Gypsy, as soon as we have everything catalogued... 348 00:16:25,596 --> 00:16:28,394 my man, Luke, here, will liaise with you to coordinate your needs. 349 00:16:28,598 --> 00:16:31,556 - Right, we'll liaise. - Fine, but I'm not doing nothing dirty. 350 00:16:31,768 --> 00:16:32,963 Carry on. 351 00:16:33,854 --> 00:16:36,248 Okay, so we should start moving this stuff in the other room... 352 00:16:36,272 --> 00:16:37,307 so we can clean here. 353 00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:38,919 - Luke? - Yeah. 354 00:16:39,066 --> 00:16:40,977 Taylor would like to see you in his office. 355 00:16:41,152 --> 00:16:43,666 - What? He was just here. - That's what he said. 356 00:16:44,196 --> 00:16:45,868 I'll be right back. 357 00:16:55,330 --> 00:16:56,559 Come in. 358 00:17:00,210 --> 00:17:03,998 - You wanted to see me? - Luke, yes. Sit down. We need to talk. 359 00:17:04,255 --> 00:17:07,175 Now, if you're going to disagree with me, which you have every right to... 360 00:17:07,341 --> 00:17:09,236 please don't do it in front of the rest of the crew. 361 00:17:09,260 --> 00:17:10,340 What are you talking about? 362 00:17:10,428 --> 00:17:12,307 That George Washington letter? I was humiliated. 363 00:17:12,429 --> 00:17:15,262 - No, you weren't. - Luke, we're a team. Don't forget that. 364 00:17:15,474 --> 00:17:18,705 Fine, okay. I won't disagree with you in front of the crew. 365 00:17:18,935 --> 00:17:21,050 Good. Although, it's probably safest for you... 366 00:17:21,228 --> 00:17:23,299 not to disagree with me at all, don't you think? 367 00:17:23,481 --> 00:17:25,199 - Sure, I agree. - Good. 368 00:17:25,358 --> 00:17:26,358 [Beeping] 369 00:17:26,484 --> 00:17:27,519 KIRK: [On CB] Taylor? 370 00:17:27,651 --> 00:17:29,050 This is Taylor Doose. 371 00:17:29,194 --> 00:17:32,107 - The carpenter is here, Taylor. - Copy that. 372 00:17:32,322 --> 00:17:33,915 Liaise with him, will you? 373 00:17:34,074 --> 00:17:36,145 You took the words right out of my mouth. 374 00:17:44,958 --> 00:17:47,551 - Where's the guy, Kirk? - Right over there. 375 00:17:49,253 --> 00:17:50,647 This is better than Rockem Sockem Robots. 376 00:17:50,671 --> 00:17:52,184 - I love Rockem Sockem Robots. - Yeah. 377 00:17:54,258 --> 00:17:56,497 - Watch the hook, man. That's no fair. - Take that! Yeah. 378 00:18:00,597 --> 00:18:03,271 [Upbeat '60s instrumental music playing on TV] 379 00:18:09,397 --> 00:18:12,230 Every one of these people is dead. That makes me sad. 380 00:18:12,441 --> 00:18:14,556 That movie's from the '60s. They're not all dead. 381 00:18:14,734 --> 00:18:16,645 Well, they're old, osteoporosistic. 382 00:18:16,820 --> 00:18:19,173 These days, if they shake it, they break it. That makes me sad. 383 00:18:19,197 --> 00:18:21,877 - Switch back to Mahler. - It was your idea for me to watch a movie. 384 00:18:22,033 --> 00:18:24,912 It was my idea for you to do whatever it took to get your mind off Doyle. 385 00:18:24,952 --> 00:18:27,592 So you're going away, huh? No Huntzberger this weekend? 386 00:18:27,788 --> 00:18:28,858 Obviously not. 387 00:18:28,997 --> 00:18:31,184 You guys were hot and heavy for a couple of weeks. What happened? 388 00:18:31,208 --> 00:18:33,403 - Nothing. - Your feast turned into famine, huh? 389 00:18:33,584 --> 00:18:36,781 Fine, if you must know, yes. See, Paris? I'm not in denial. 390 00:18:37,004 --> 00:18:39,084 Logan and I were hot and heavy. Had a good two weeks. 391 00:18:39,173 --> 00:18:41,641 Then it became about voice mails, then crickets. 392 00:18:41,842 --> 00:18:43,799 So, yes, he pulled back, and I'm going crazy... 393 00:18:43,969 --> 00:18:46,927 but I'm not gonna stay here and wallow and watch you be all depressed. 394 00:18:47,139 --> 00:18:48,857 - You're right. - About what? 395 00:18:49,016 --> 00:18:51,159 About you staying here. You should get out. I should get out. 396 00:18:51,183 --> 00:18:52,696 - This place is poison. - It is. 397 00:18:52,852 --> 00:18:54,396 I don't want to be like this. I want to 398 00:18:54,408 --> 00:18:56,164 live my life so that I'll be able to read... 399 00:18:56,188 --> 00:18:58,228 an in-depth biography about myself in later years... 400 00:18:58,315 --> 00:18:59,314 - and not puke. - Good. 401 00:18:59,441 --> 00:19:02,593 I'm going to get up and pack, and I'm gonna have some fun this weekend. 402 00:19:02,819 --> 00:19:03,854 Good. 403 00:19:05,488 --> 00:19:07,320 - How does this end? - They dance again. 404 00:19:07,489 --> 00:19:08,524 Okay. 405 00:19:10,492 --> 00:19:12,961 Hey, Zach, Grande's closes at 8:00 tonight... 406 00:19:13,162 --> 00:19:15,402 a little early because it's one of his kids' birthdays... 407 00:19:15,539 --> 00:19:17,858 but I checked with Luke, and he's letting me off at 7:00... 408 00:19:17,999 --> 00:19:19,751 - so we've got plenty of time. - For what? 409 00:19:19,917 --> 00:19:22,511 To shop at Grande's. We set it up last week. 410 00:19:22,712 --> 00:19:23,941 - We did? - Yes. 411 00:19:24,088 --> 00:19:25,088 Huh. 412 00:19:25,214 --> 00:19:27,568 Well, could we go next week? 413 00:19:27,758 --> 00:19:29,715 Zach, we haven't hit Grande's in four months. 414 00:19:29,885 --> 00:19:31,637 We're completely out of cleaning supplies. 415 00:19:32,304 --> 00:19:34,863 Well, I can't go tonight, so just go without me. 416 00:19:35,056 --> 00:19:36,888 But you love shopping for cleaning supplies. 417 00:19:37,058 --> 00:19:39,129 I know, but tonight, I've got something to do. 418 00:19:39,310 --> 00:19:42,302 - What? - Just gonna go chill with some friends. 419 00:19:42,521 --> 00:19:45,876 - Who? - Officer, I confess! Body's in the trunk. 420 00:19:46,107 --> 00:19:47,907 - Zach. - I'm just gonna see some old friends. 421 00:19:48,026 --> 00:19:49,706 God, what do you want, names and addresses? 422 00:19:49,819 --> 00:19:52,412 - No, fine, I'll go by myself. - Good. 423 00:19:52,738 --> 00:19:53,808 Good. 424 00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:58,517 And don't forget. Get a dishwashing liquid that's gentle on my hands. 425 00:19:58,744 --> 00:19:59,893 I will. 426 00:20:06,751 --> 00:20:07,866 Hello. 427 00:20:08,002 --> 00:20:10,231 - Hi. Honey. - This is okay, right? 428 00:20:10,420 --> 00:20:13,651 - Springing a surprise visit on you? - This is your definition of surprise? 429 00:20:13,882 --> 00:20:17,637 This is not a surprise. Come on in. I'll show you a surprise. 430 00:20:18,261 --> 00:20:19,295 Paris. 431 00:20:19,428 --> 00:20:21,740 I packed my bags and was on the road before I remembered... 432 00:20:21,764 --> 00:20:24,242 that my parents don't own property in the United States anymore. 433 00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:26,735 - Since when? - Since the IRS Redd Foxxed my father. 434 00:20:26,936 --> 00:20:29,914 The place in Asylum Hill, the Nantucket cottage, even the crack house in Harlem... 435 00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:32,818 that we converted into a co-op was sold off to one of the Queer Eye guys. 436 00:20:33,024 --> 00:20:34,094 Where did they go? 437 00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:35,753 They're going to wire me when they're safe. 438 00:20:35,777 --> 00:20:39,690 - Anyway, I'm here. Should I leave? - No, stay. If it's okay with Mom. 439 00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:42,336 - It's okay with me. - So I guess you can have the couch. 440 00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:44,365 - Sorry, that's spoken for. - What? 441 00:20:44,535 --> 00:20:47,128 Hey, Rory. This is a nice surprise. 442 00:20:47,829 --> 00:20:49,669 The Moudeses were supposed to have him tonight. 443 00:20:49,831 --> 00:20:51,631 They have goldfish. Kirk's afraid of goldfish. 444 00:20:51,791 --> 00:20:54,465 They're always staring at you, all gold and unblinking. 445 00:20:54,668 --> 00:20:57,057 I like sleeping on the floor, anyway. It's good for my back. 446 00:20:57,254 --> 00:20:58,574 Okay, enjoy. 447 00:20:59,089 --> 00:21:00,318 Can I... 448 00:21:03,385 --> 00:21:04,864 KIRK: How do you feel about goldfish? 449 00:21:05,594 --> 00:21:07,346 So, what inspired your visit? 450 00:21:07,555 --> 00:21:10,308 - Just nothing else to do. - Oh, well, don't I feel special? 451 00:21:10,516 --> 00:21:11,870 Sorry, you know what I mean. 452 00:21:12,018 --> 00:21:13,536 You mean, "I love you, Mommy. I miss you, Mommy." 453 00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:14,675 That's what I meant. 454 00:21:14,811 --> 00:21:18,247 So, no parties or anything? No dates? 455 00:21:18,481 --> 00:21:21,598 No, just a nice quiet weekend. It's perfect. 456 00:21:21,817 --> 00:21:24,696 Oh, wait, you didn't have anything planned with Luke tonight? 457 00:21:24,903 --> 00:21:27,263 - Don't cancel it on my account. - No, it's okay. He's busy. 458 00:21:27,448 --> 00:21:29,968 Taylor's making him drive out to fetch a historical cannonball... 459 00:21:29,992 --> 00:21:32,460 that Old Man Twickham had lent to his sister in Mystic. 460 00:21:32,660 --> 00:21:35,778 - What would you borrow a cannonball for? - It's been bugging me, too. 461 00:21:35,997 --> 00:21:38,157 - So how'd your magazine interview go? - Good, I think. 462 00:21:38,333 --> 00:21:39,600 I mean, I've never done one before. 463 00:21:39,624 --> 00:21:41,227 She didn't stab me with her pencil or anything. 464 00:21:41,251 --> 00:21:43,331 - A very good sign. - My interviewer was really cool. 465 00:21:43,503 --> 00:21:47,736 Sandra. It was more like friends chatting than being interviewed. 466 00:21:48,008 --> 00:21:50,601 She loved the inn. She asked some good questions... 467 00:21:50,801 --> 00:21:53,315 and she loved, loved my Emily stuff. 468 00:21:53,512 --> 00:21:54,547 Your Emily stuff? 469 00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:56,491 Yes, she asked me questions about my background. 470 00:21:56,515 --> 00:21:58,027 I gave it to her, unplugged. 471 00:21:58,183 --> 00:21:59,742 - You didn't. - She asked. 472 00:21:59,893 --> 00:22:01,746 - But you couched it, right? - What do you mean? 473 00:22:01,770 --> 00:22:05,365 I mean, you described it, in so many words, colorful but unemotional? 474 00:22:05,607 --> 00:22:08,246 - I called her the female Pol Pot. - Mom, you didn't. 475 00:22:08,442 --> 00:22:11,116 - She laughed for like a minute. - That's so harsh. 476 00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:12,594 Harsh, but true. 477 00:22:12,738 --> 00:22:14,172 Can I get some water? 478 00:22:14,323 --> 00:22:16,675 - Why are you covering your eyes, Kirk? - In case you're naked. 479 00:22:16,699 --> 00:22:19,019 You thought I'd walk into my daughter's room and get naked? 480 00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:22,551 - I don't know your domestic routine. - Glasses are above the sink. 481 00:22:22,830 --> 00:22:25,139 So, you attribute any war crimes to Grandma? 482 00:22:25,332 --> 00:22:26,766 Any environmental disasters? 483 00:22:26,917 --> 00:22:29,477 Quit! We were just talking. She won't print any of it. 484 00:22:29,670 --> 00:22:31,018 Why? Was it off the record? 485 00:22:31,030 --> 00:22:33,139 Yeah, technically. It wasn't about the inn. 486 00:22:33,381 --> 00:22:35,577 - But did you say, "It's off the record"? - No. 487 00:22:35,758 --> 00:22:37,626 Then it's fair game. She can print all of it. 488 00:22:37,638 --> 00:22:38,638 Including the limerick? 489 00:22:38,719 --> 00:22:40,915 - You did your limerick? - I am very proud of it. 490 00:22:41,097 --> 00:22:43,007 I found two dirty words that rhyme with Emily. 491 00:22:43,181 --> 00:22:44,251 Oh, boy. 492 00:22:44,391 --> 00:22:46,661 Can't I call the reporter and tell her it was off the record? 493 00:22:46,685 --> 00:22:48,765 You can't take things off the record once they're on. 494 00:22:48,853 --> 00:22:50,747 Well, so what? The chances that my mother reads... 495 00:22:50,771 --> 00:22:53,001 - American Travel are extremely slim. - Yeah... 496 00:22:53,190 --> 00:22:55,270 except for the fact that I told her about it tonight. 497 00:22:55,359 --> 00:22:58,511 - I needed some small talk. - And "how are the girls at the club?"... 498 00:22:58,737 --> 00:23:00,798 and "ooh, that's gorgeous, is it new?" doesn't work anymore? 499 00:23:00,822 --> 00:23:02,132 Those are tried and true standbys. 500 00:23:02,156 --> 00:23:05,236 Well, I told her about it, and she jotted down the title. She's gonna read it. 501 00:23:05,284 --> 00:23:07,082 Okay, well, you know what? 502 00:23:07,704 --> 00:23:10,297 Fine, let her. It's all true. 503 00:23:10,497 --> 00:23:12,568 I'm tired of protecting people, of being polite... 504 00:23:12,749 --> 00:23:14,581 of worrying about other people's feelings. 505 00:23:14,751 --> 00:23:17,350 Let her get all Condoleezza Rice to my Barbara Boxer if she wants. 506 00:23:17,420 --> 00:23:18,455 KIRK: Ow! 507 00:23:18,587 --> 00:23:20,267 - Kirk, you can open your eyes. - I'm fine. 508 00:23:20,423 --> 00:23:22,096 - Ow, my head. - Kirk. 509 00:23:22,508 --> 00:23:24,738 I'm fine. Ow, my toe. 510 00:23:24,927 --> 00:23:27,076 - Kirk. - Ow, my knee. 511 00:23:27,470 --> 00:23:28,505 Kirk. 512 00:23:35,811 --> 00:23:37,484 [Cannonball bangs against back of truck] 513 00:23:39,732 --> 00:23:41,006 [Cannonball bangs] 514 00:23:46,362 --> 00:23:47,636 [Cannonball bangs] 515 00:23:50,408 --> 00:23:52,528 You were right. We should've tied the cannonball down. 516 00:23:52,702 --> 00:23:55,941 Taylor, you don't like to drive after dark, so we didn't have time to tie it down. 517 00:23:56,038 --> 00:23:59,315 You didn't have the proper tools to secure it with, anyway. Netting, twine... 518 00:23:59,541 --> 00:24:02,180 Yes, well, drat my luck. I took all my cannonball-securing tools... 519 00:24:02,293 --> 00:24:04,603 out of the truck just yesterday. 520 00:24:10,051 --> 00:24:12,405 - Must weigh about 100 pounds. - Something like that. 521 00:24:12,594 --> 00:24:16,064 - Good, we're in luck. Hey, Dean. - No, Taylor, I'll move it myself. 522 00:24:16,306 --> 00:24:17,705 Luke, don't be headstrong. 523 00:24:17,849 --> 00:24:20,061 Once, I sprained my pecs lifting a birdbath, 524 00:24:20,073 --> 00:24:22,046 and they were no good to me ever again. 525 00:24:22,311 --> 00:24:23,426 What do you need, Taylor? 526 00:24:23,562 --> 00:24:26,441 Got a big heavy ball here. How are your pecs? 527 00:24:26,857 --> 00:24:29,166 - They're fine. - Help us to the house? 528 00:24:33,946 --> 00:24:35,016 [Both grunting] 529 00:24:38,533 --> 00:24:40,888 - Look, buddy... - Where do you want it, Taylor? 530 00:24:41,078 --> 00:24:44,230 On the lawn is fine. We'll put it in place tomorrow morning. 531 00:24:47,083 --> 00:24:48,801 Lucky you were here. 532 00:24:49,377 --> 00:24:51,812 Yeah, lucky. 533 00:25:15,733 --> 00:25:17,007 Breakfast. 534 00:25:20,154 --> 00:25:21,986 - Morning. - Morning. Rory, are you up? 535 00:25:22,156 --> 00:25:23,275 She's probably on the phone. 536 00:25:23,323 --> 00:25:25,280 I'm not on the phone. I was just getting dressed. 537 00:25:25,450 --> 00:25:27,646 - Coffee? - Definitely, yes. 538 00:25:28,453 --> 00:25:31,172 - So, did you get any rest? - Kirk talks in his sleep. 539 00:25:31,372 --> 00:25:33,409 - Anything juicy? - He deals blackjack. 540 00:25:33,582 --> 00:25:34,856 - Kirk. - Yeah? 541 00:25:35,001 --> 00:25:36,912 Turn off the TV. Come have your breakfast. 542 00:25:37,086 --> 00:25:38,360 - In a minute. - Now. 543 00:25:38,504 --> 00:25:39,619 How old is he? 544 00:25:39,755 --> 00:25:42,189 You'd have to cut him open and count the rings. 545 00:25:42,507 --> 00:25:43,861 - Morning. - Morning. 546 00:25:44,009 --> 00:25:45,044 Morning. 547 00:25:45,176 --> 00:25:46,894 You really should see a sleep therapist. 548 00:25:47,053 --> 00:25:48,123 - Roulette? - Blackjack. 549 00:25:48,263 --> 00:25:49,411 Sorry. 550 00:25:49,555 --> 00:25:51,865 - Kirk, is the TV still on? - Oh, I forgot. 551 00:25:52,057 --> 00:25:53,730 No, no, I'll get it. 552 00:25:53,934 --> 00:25:56,210 You'd forget your head if it wasn't screwed on. 553 00:25:56,395 --> 00:25:59,034 - Don't deny you were on the phone. - Phone's in the living room. 554 00:25:59,230 --> 00:26:01,346 Oh, that's your phone? It rang about an hour ago. 555 00:26:01,524 --> 00:26:02,923 - It was ringing? - No. 556 00:26:03,067 --> 00:26:05,377 - Knock it off. - What are you guys talking about? 557 00:26:07,571 --> 00:26:08,720 Fine. 558 00:26:09,865 --> 00:26:11,060 No forts. 559 00:26:11,491 --> 00:26:14,165 Now, I don't know what all your plans are, but the grand opening... 560 00:26:14,369 --> 00:26:16,528 of the Stars Hollow Museum is this morning. Any takers? 561 00:26:16,662 --> 00:26:19,893 It's always amusing when provincials grasp for legitimacy. I'm in. 562 00:26:20,124 --> 00:26:21,727 - I wouldn't miss it. - I helped build it. 563 00:26:21,751 --> 00:26:22,786 Bully. 564 00:26:22,918 --> 00:26:25,354 All right, we'll finish up here, grab your jackets, and we'll go. 565 00:26:25,378 --> 00:26:27,378 - I don't need a jacket. - Well, it's chilly, Kirk. 566 00:26:27,464 --> 00:26:29,025 [Whining] I don't want to wear a jacket. 567 00:26:29,049 --> 00:26:32,565 Then maybe you won't go to the grand opening of the Stars Hollow Museum. 568 00:26:32,802 --> 00:26:36,032 - I'll put on my jacket. - Finish your breakfast first. 569 00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:39,194 Kirk, do not turn that TV on. 570 00:26:39,391 --> 00:26:40,426 [TV turning on] 571 00:26:40,559 --> 00:26:42,550 Kirk. I mean it, Kirk. 572 00:26:44,604 --> 00:26:47,198 Please enjoy the museum, and come back for some punch. 573 00:26:47,607 --> 00:26:48,756 Good morning, ladies. 574 00:26:48,900 --> 00:26:50,015 - Hi, Patty. - Hi, Patty. 575 00:26:50,151 --> 00:26:52,619 Oh, I remember you, you poor thing. 576 00:26:52,819 --> 00:26:53,350 Thanks. 577 00:26:53,362 --> 00:26:56,016 That's $3 each, but that includes a punch. 578 00:26:56,239 --> 00:26:57,673 Would you like yours now? 579 00:26:57,824 --> 00:26:59,636 Oh, how about later, after I eat a loaf of bread... 580 00:26:59,660 --> 00:27:02,811 and a pound of crackers, and chase it with a quart of olive oil. 581 00:27:03,037 --> 00:27:05,995 [Chuckling] Well, it's not my punch if it's not strong. 582 00:27:06,207 --> 00:27:08,488 Hey, you guys coming? Looks like we're the first group in. 583 00:27:08,584 --> 00:27:10,463 I'll catch up. I told Lane I'd meet up with her. 584 00:27:10,502 --> 00:27:11,936 Okay, see you. Bye. 585 00:27:12,420 --> 00:27:14,980 - How you doing? - I'm fine. 586 00:27:15,465 --> 00:27:17,105 Doyle's probably called me at the dorm... 587 00:27:17,217 --> 00:27:19,730 and my not calling him back means he may never call me again. 588 00:27:19,927 --> 00:27:21,289 There you go. There you have it. 589 00:27:21,301 --> 00:27:23,079 Paris, you've come this far. Don't buckle. 590 00:27:23,305 --> 00:27:25,945 I don't want to buckle. I really don't want to buckle. 591 00:27:26,141 --> 00:27:28,529 - Here, keep it for me. - Your cell phone? You sure? 592 00:27:28,726 --> 00:27:31,798 - Remove the temptation. - You got it. There's Lane. 593 00:27:32,021 --> 00:27:33,853 - Hello. - What's wrong with you? 594 00:27:34,023 --> 00:27:36,741 - I don't want to talk about it. - Well, we're a fun group. 595 00:27:37,693 --> 00:27:39,331 - Paris. - We paid our $3. 596 00:27:39,486 --> 00:27:42,797 Miss Patty's leftover punch is used to remove tar from construction sites. 597 00:27:43,031 --> 00:27:45,260 Then let it remove the tar from our souls. 598 00:27:48,703 --> 00:27:50,660 - Here it is. - It's nice. 599 00:27:50,830 --> 00:27:54,584 - You really turned this around fast, huh? - Well, it was a team effort. 600 00:27:54,833 --> 00:27:57,552 - Hey, look, old letters. - Oh, love those. 601 00:27:58,003 --> 00:28:00,074 "Letter from Olivia Taft, purported grand-niece..." 602 00:28:00,255 --> 00:28:01,935 "By marriage of President William Taft..." 603 00:28:02,048 --> 00:28:04,247 "Written to Chester Hobart, assumed distant relative..." 604 00:28:04,341 --> 00:28:06,855 "To Garret Hobart, Vice President to William McKinley." 605 00:28:07,052 --> 00:28:08,963 - Wow. - I love history. 606 00:28:11,056 --> 00:28:13,888 Possibly rare 48-star American flag. 607 00:28:14,309 --> 00:28:15,379 Look at that. 608 00:28:15,518 --> 00:28:18,590 Someone was supposed to take the Sears tag off of it. 609 00:28:18,813 --> 00:28:21,691 - What's this? - "Civil War era cannonball." 610 00:28:21,898 --> 00:28:23,377 Where's the cannonball? 611 00:28:23,525 --> 00:28:25,323 - Flashlights. - I don't see it. 612 00:28:26,737 --> 00:28:29,457 - Wait. Right there. Right there. - Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cool. 613 00:28:29,489 --> 00:28:31,133 TAYLOR: [On loudspeaker] Ladies and gentlemen... 614 00:28:31,157 --> 00:28:33,626 our audiovisual presentation will commence in five minutes. 615 00:28:33,826 --> 00:28:35,339 Five minutes, everybody. 616 00:28:36,078 --> 00:28:39,274 - Hey, check out that painting. - Oh, yeah. Actually, that's pretty cool. 617 00:28:39,497 --> 00:28:41,773 It's a possible circa-19th century portrait... 618 00:28:41,958 --> 00:28:44,518 of what we think may have been the founder of a school... 619 00:28:44,711 --> 00:28:47,100 that possibly educated Ben Franklin's cousins. 620 00:28:47,297 --> 00:28:48,331 Nice. 621 00:28:48,464 --> 00:28:49,464 - Oooh. - Aaah. 622 00:28:49,715 --> 00:28:53,674 He just flat-out looked out of his face, right into my face... 623 00:28:53,927 --> 00:28:57,044 and said to my face that he was lying. 624 00:28:57,263 --> 00:28:58,981 Zach said that he was lying? 625 00:28:59,140 --> 00:29:02,212 No. He lied from his face into my face... 626 00:29:02,435 --> 00:29:05,586 about where he was going. That's what hurts the most. The lie. 627 00:29:05,812 --> 00:29:09,407 Except for seeing him with that woman. That hurts most. More than the lie. 628 00:29:09,650 --> 00:29:13,280 You'd think they'd stumble onto the truth. Just accidentally. 629 00:29:13,820 --> 00:29:16,857 Say something like "two plus two equals four"... 630 00:29:17,239 --> 00:29:20,914 just because they say so many things just accidentally. That's like... 631 00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:22,958 - Man! - I know. 632 00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:26,111 They just have to repopulate the species, you know? 633 00:29:26,331 --> 00:29:29,130 - Just spread it around. - They like to spread it around, all right. 634 00:29:29,334 --> 00:29:33,213 - I bet you Doyle's spreading it right now. - You don't know that he's spreading it. 635 00:29:33,462 --> 00:29:36,420 This is tasty. 636 00:29:36,632 --> 00:29:38,669 - I've had it. - Had what? 637 00:29:38,842 --> 00:29:40,594 I'm getting to the bottom of this. 638 00:29:40,761 --> 00:29:43,229 - Spank his bottom. - He can't do this. 639 00:29:43,429 --> 00:29:47,104 We're friends, too, as well as lovers if we ever get married. 640 00:29:50,435 --> 00:29:52,824 - She walks funny. - I'm thirsty. 641 00:29:53,146 --> 00:29:54,580 This punch makes you thirsty. 642 00:29:54,731 --> 00:29:58,611 - Where's the nearest bathroom? - No, Paris, no. Stay. 643 00:29:58,902 --> 00:30:01,620 - I need to go to the bathroom. - You're going to call Doyle. 644 00:30:01,821 --> 00:30:03,459 What? You've got my cell phone. 645 00:30:03,614 --> 00:30:06,128 We're low-tech here in the Hollow, but we do have pay phones. 646 00:30:06,325 --> 00:30:08,520 - I'm not going to call Doyle. - Yes, you are. 647 00:30:08,702 --> 00:30:10,342 - I don't even have money on me. - Un-huh. 648 00:30:10,370 --> 00:30:13,249 Fine. Take my shoes, okay? 649 00:30:13,456 --> 00:30:15,333 How far can I get without my shoes? 650 00:30:15,500 --> 00:30:18,218 - Now, bathroom? - Over there. 651 00:30:18,460 --> 00:30:20,371 - I'll be right back. - Good. 652 00:30:27,635 --> 00:30:30,229 Excuse me, could I trouble you for some change? 653 00:30:31,556 --> 00:30:34,674 Excuse me, I just need some change to make a call. Could you... 654 00:30:35,434 --> 00:30:37,425 I just need to make a call. 655 00:30:44,275 --> 00:30:45,754 - Where are we going? - You'll see. 656 00:30:45,901 --> 00:30:48,256 - What is this? - You wouldn't want me to spoil it. 657 00:30:48,446 --> 00:30:49,881 TAYLOR: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome... 658 00:30:49,905 --> 00:30:52,624 to the Stars Hollow Dioramic History Room Presentation. 659 00:30:52,824 --> 00:30:55,136 Please stand toward the center of the room, and remember... 660 00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:57,595 no talking, no smoking, and, please... 661 00:30:57,787 --> 00:31:01,018 no lewd behavior of any kind during our presentation. 662 00:31:01,541 --> 00:31:02,540 Hey. 663 00:31:02,666 --> 00:31:05,427 Just getting the lewd behavior out of the way before the presentation. 664 00:31:05,794 --> 00:31:08,388 It's the dawn of time. 665 00:31:08,756 --> 00:31:11,827 And whether you believe that a supreme being created the Earth... 666 00:31:12,050 --> 00:31:15,680 or in the more and more discredited theory of evolution... 667 00:31:15,929 --> 00:31:17,727 one thing's for certain.: 668 00:31:17,889 --> 00:31:21,324 Early man walked the land we are now on. 669 00:31:21,558 --> 00:31:25,153 And while no printed records survive, there's no proof that the first tools... 670 00:31:25,395 --> 00:31:28,864 weren't invented right here in Stars Hollow. 671 00:31:29,106 --> 00:31:30,983 [Ape sounds coming from mannequin] 672 00:31:33,152 --> 00:31:35,826 LORELAI: That wrench is really getting him hot. 673 00:31:36,822 --> 00:31:39,415 - There's people. - That's half the fun. 674 00:31:39,616 --> 00:31:43,689 Zooming forward in time to the founding of Stars Hollow... 675 00:31:43,954 --> 00:31:47,992 the very first people to live on this land besides the Indians... 676 00:31:48,249 --> 00:31:50,126 was the Jebediah family. 677 00:31:50,542 --> 00:31:54,297 Good puritans, they were led by the humble Reverend Ezekiel. 678 00:31:54,546 --> 00:31:57,139 With him was wife Louisa, daughter Harriet... 679 00:31:57,340 --> 00:32:01,049 and young son Joseph, born without speech. 680 00:32:01,386 --> 00:32:03,662 I wonder what that first conversation was... 681 00:32:03,846 --> 00:32:06,121 when they rode up to their new home. 682 00:32:06,306 --> 00:32:09,503 EZEKIEL: Whoa, boy. Good girl. You smell that air, Mother? 683 00:32:09,726 --> 00:32:11,079 LOUISA: It smells like home, Ezekiel. 684 00:32:11,103 --> 00:32:12,252 [Ezekiel chuckles] 685 00:32:12,396 --> 00:32:15,433 And look at this fertile soil just a-wanting to yield crops. 686 00:32:15,648 --> 00:32:17,082 It smells like home, Ezekiel. 687 00:32:17,233 --> 00:32:18,428 But what of the young'uns? 688 00:32:18,567 --> 00:32:20,212 What have they to say about their new home? 689 00:32:20,236 --> 00:32:23,751 HARRIET: We can run in the woods, play games, and be schooled at home. 690 00:32:24,114 --> 00:32:25,388 [Colonial music playing] 691 00:32:27,826 --> 00:32:31,181 Hey, my divining rod is twitching. That means there's water aplenty. 692 00:32:31,412 --> 00:32:33,483 Better get inside, children. It's time for supper. 693 00:32:33,664 --> 00:32:36,941 Okay, Mother. I'm hungry. You hungry, too, Joseph? 694 00:32:39,587 --> 00:32:42,863 Those stars, so bright. This forest, hollow. 695 00:32:43,089 --> 00:32:46,286 What name should I give this place? Hollow, stars. 696 00:32:46,884 --> 00:32:48,999 Hollow, stars... 697 00:32:51,013 --> 00:32:54,972 No. Really? They're gonna leave us on a cliffhanger? 698 00:32:59,604 --> 00:33:02,073 [Bluegrass music playing] 699 00:33:02,273 --> 00:33:03,308 Sophie. 700 00:33:03,441 --> 00:33:05,591 Jeez, Lane, I don't have time for coffee right now. 701 00:33:05,776 --> 00:33:09,370 You owe me an explanation, you woman. 702 00:33:09,613 --> 00:33:12,571 - What are you talking about? - You know what I'm talking about. 703 00:33:12,782 --> 00:33:14,062 I looked to you as a role model. 704 00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:16,839 Well, not anymore, except as a role model for heartbreak. 705 00:33:17,036 --> 00:33:20,870 I know what you can offer him. You're bohemian and experienced... 706 00:33:21,123 --> 00:33:23,080 familiar with the world of sensual pleasure. 707 00:33:23,250 --> 00:33:26,924 Champagne, Times Square. I bet you even smoked a cigarette or two. 708 00:33:27,170 --> 00:33:29,241 Oh, my God, your breath would stop an elephant. 709 00:33:29,422 --> 00:33:31,483 You've not only been to New York, but you've lived there. 710 00:33:31,507 --> 00:33:33,693 You know where the best bagels are, and you've been with men. 711 00:33:33,717 --> 00:33:37,950 But you don't know him like I know him. It's cheap thrills for you, sister. 712 00:33:38,221 --> 00:33:41,134 But I know what cleaning products he likes. Do you? 713 00:33:41,350 --> 00:33:43,101 I'm not sure how to answer that. 714 00:33:43,267 --> 00:33:46,658 It had to have been a moment of weakness because he doesn't like you. He likes me. 715 00:33:46,896 --> 00:33:48,011 - Who? - Zach. 716 00:33:48,147 --> 00:33:49,581 - Zach? - Zach. 717 00:33:49,732 --> 00:33:51,052 Come here. 718 00:33:54,569 --> 00:33:56,560 - Zach? - Lane. 719 00:33:56,863 --> 00:33:59,218 - Talk. - Why are you playing a banjo? 720 00:33:59,407 --> 00:34:00,635 It's a bluegrass band, okay? 721 00:34:00,783 --> 00:34:02,899 I like bluegrass. I like jamming with these guys. 722 00:34:03,077 --> 00:34:05,796 - And, yes, I like the banjo. - But why didn't you tell me? 723 00:34:05,996 --> 00:34:09,829 Because we're rock and roll, Lane, you and me. I was embarrassed. 724 00:34:10,083 --> 00:34:12,233 So the guys and I have been jamming on the sly here. 725 00:34:12,418 --> 00:34:15,490 Sophie let us. I like the banjo. 726 00:34:16,839 --> 00:34:19,637 Well, I like the banjo, too, when you're playing it. 727 00:34:19,841 --> 00:34:21,240 - Really? - Yeah. 728 00:34:22,094 --> 00:34:24,734 - It's kind of hot. - The guys are watching. 729 00:34:26,306 --> 00:34:28,376 - Well, go back to your playing. - Cool. 730 00:34:28,557 --> 00:34:31,436 Oh, and I got three things of Pine-Sol. I've been dying to tell you. 731 00:34:31,644 --> 00:34:33,715 But there's been this weird thing between us. 732 00:34:33,896 --> 00:34:36,614 - Lemon? - Yeah, 'cause I know that's what you like. 733 00:34:39,359 --> 00:34:41,077 Let's hit it, boys. 734 00:34:49,577 --> 00:34:52,376 Hey, I need some change here. Come on, damn it. 735 00:34:53,330 --> 00:34:55,240 Yeah, keep walking. 736 00:34:55,415 --> 00:34:56,485 [Emits a raspberry] 737 00:34:58,793 --> 00:35:01,023 I need 50 cents. Come on, just 50 cents! 738 00:35:01,212 --> 00:35:02,282 Watch it. 739 00:35:02,422 --> 00:35:03,650 Get out of the street! 740 00:35:05,549 --> 00:35:08,541 Give me 50 cents. Yeah, fall in a hole. 741 00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:09,830 [Emits a raspberry] 742 00:35:23,356 --> 00:35:25,251 Hey, it's Logan. Leave whatever message you want. 743 00:35:25,275 --> 00:35:28,313 And if this is Finn, buddy, your voicemail's full again. 744 00:35:28,528 --> 00:35:31,214 We're meeting at the Starwood, 9.:30, then just club-hopping from there. 745 00:35:31,238 --> 00:35:32,956 There's 11 of us, so bring the Hummer. 746 00:35:33,115 --> 00:35:35,914 Don't be more than a half hour late, and erase those stupid messages. 747 00:35:36,118 --> 00:35:37,188 [Phone beeps] 748 00:35:41,748 --> 00:35:43,625 Sanitation in wartime. 749 00:35:43,791 --> 00:35:45,668 No one likes to think about it... 750 00:35:45,835 --> 00:35:48,826 but in Stars Hollow, that's all we thought about. 751 00:35:49,338 --> 00:35:51,295 A local manufacturer, Buff Rite... 752 00:35:51,465 --> 00:35:55,060 was the sole supplier of all things pertaining to sanitation and hygiene... 753 00:35:55,302 --> 00:35:57,292 for our boys in World War II. 754 00:35:57,470 --> 00:36:00,349 Remember their snappy theme song? 755 00:36:00,556 --> 00:36:04,754 WOMAN: [Singing] Walk light, smell right head held high with Buff Rite 756 00:36:05,019 --> 00:36:07,658 TAYLOR.: Closed due to a dramatic drop in demand... 757 00:36:07,854 --> 00:36:09,765 for its chief products, urinal cakes... 758 00:36:09,940 --> 00:36:12,056 the Buff Rite factory nevertheless afforded... 759 00:36:12,234 --> 00:36:15,544 hundreds of Stars Hollow residents healthy livelihoods. 760 00:36:16,195 --> 00:36:17,469 [Cell phone ringing] 761 00:36:17,613 --> 00:36:20,526 Sorry, that's me. I gotta take this. 762 00:36:20,741 --> 00:36:24,574 - I'll meet you outside. I've seen enough. - And I can't get enough. 763 00:36:26,079 --> 00:36:27,911 [Singing] Walk light smell right 764 00:36:28,081 --> 00:36:29,674 Remember the '60s? 765 00:36:29,999 --> 00:36:33,275 The town of Stars Hollow does. What a headache! 766 00:36:33,502 --> 00:36:36,142 A veritable dark age culminating in a sit-in... 767 00:36:36,338 --> 00:36:39,888 that gathered over 1,000 freaks from the Tri-County area. 768 00:36:41,551 --> 00:36:42,586 Hello? 769 00:36:42,718 --> 00:36:44,518 Hi, Lorelai, it's Sandra from American Travel. 770 00:36:44,679 --> 00:36:46,989 Sandra, hi. Thanks for getting back to me so quickly. 771 00:36:47,181 --> 00:36:49,820 - No problem. What's up? - I was just thinking about the interview. 772 00:36:50,016 --> 00:36:52,815 It was great, by the way. Everyone's flipped for it here. 773 00:36:53,019 --> 00:36:54,817 Oh, wonderful. Thank you. 774 00:36:55,021 --> 00:36:59,173 But I just wanted to let you know, I think I may have crossed a line... 775 00:36:59,441 --> 00:37:00,669 with the stuff about my mother. 776 00:37:00,693 --> 00:37:04,084 - What? No, it was the best part. - Oh, so it's in the article? 777 00:37:04,321 --> 00:37:06,676 It's not the dominant thing, but it's in. It's great color. 778 00:37:06,865 --> 00:37:07,899 Right. 779 00:37:08,032 --> 00:37:11,150 Well, I was wondering if maybe you could lose some of that color. 780 00:37:11,369 --> 00:37:12,513 Would that screw things up too much? 781 00:37:12,537 --> 00:37:15,336 But the stuff about your mother is great. My editor flipped. 782 00:37:15,540 --> 00:37:18,657 - Wow. So it's already gone to an editor. - We turn things around quickly. 783 00:37:18,876 --> 00:37:19,946 I guess so. 784 00:37:20,085 --> 00:37:24,158 You know, Sandra, I would really like you to cut all the stuff about my mother. 785 00:37:25,215 --> 00:37:26,409 It would be a big favor. 786 00:37:26,549 --> 00:37:28,859 I would really rather not. It was a lot of work. 787 00:37:29,051 --> 00:37:31,113 Okay, couldn't you just do a quick rewrite for a friend? 788 00:37:31,137 --> 00:37:32,696 - We're not friends. - Oh, right. 789 00:37:32,847 --> 00:37:34,201 Look, it's too late to change it. 790 00:37:34,348 --> 00:37:36,507 The only other option we have is pulling it altogether. 791 00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:39,274 - Pulling it? - Yeah, and just subbing in something else. 792 00:37:39,477 --> 00:37:41,197 The whole article? The cover and everything? 793 00:37:41,229 --> 00:37:42,503 - The whole thing. - Oh. 794 00:37:42,647 --> 00:37:46,082 Look, don't worry about it. It's great. It flies by. 795 00:37:46,317 --> 00:37:48,069 The readers are gonna love it, okay? 796 00:37:48,235 --> 00:37:51,512 Okay, sure. Thanks for calling me back. Bye. 797 00:37:51,780 --> 00:37:53,736 FATHER: I'm sure looking forward to work today. 798 00:37:53,907 --> 00:37:56,547 MOTHER: Billy, put your Etch-A-Sketch away, and come sit down. 799 00:37:56,743 --> 00:37:59,053 - What's this? - Modern life in Stars Hollow. 800 00:37:59,245 --> 00:38:02,874 - Great breakfast, Mother. - Yeah, you've done it again, Mom. 801 00:38:03,123 --> 00:38:05,842 I just love serving breakfast to my family. 802 00:38:06,043 --> 00:38:07,602 And I love Jesus. 803 00:38:09,588 --> 00:38:12,147 Look at these clamoring crowds, partner. 804 00:38:12,340 --> 00:38:14,058 Yeah, people seem to be having a good time. 805 00:38:14,217 --> 00:38:15,890 It was a rush job, but spectacular. 806 00:38:16,052 --> 00:38:18,248 - It's more than I thought it would be. - Oh, way more. 807 00:38:18,429 --> 00:38:20,704 I'm seriously considering going permanent with this. 808 00:38:20,889 --> 00:38:22,004 What? 809 00:38:22,140 --> 00:38:24,260 Well, I think we've got something here, something big. 810 00:38:24,309 --> 00:38:26,141 A two-month run isn't enough. 811 00:38:26,311 --> 00:38:28,430 We've at least got to hold it over through the summer. 812 00:38:28,479 --> 00:38:30,239 - Taylor. - I'm thinking we should keep it... 813 00:38:30,356 --> 00:38:33,155 open for at least a year even if it doesn't make money. 814 00:38:33,359 --> 00:38:36,908 At that point, we've got the publicity, we've made the guidebooks. 815 00:38:37,153 --> 00:38:40,544 My God, we'll have a Cooperstown-type attraction on our hands. 816 00:38:40,782 --> 00:38:42,534 - Taylor, no. - What? 817 00:38:42,700 --> 00:38:45,055 Are you blind? This place is a piece of crap. 818 00:38:45,245 --> 00:38:47,121 - What? A piece of... - Look at it. 819 00:38:47,329 --> 00:38:49,684 The old man's stuff, it's not even historical. 820 00:38:49,873 --> 00:38:51,935 It's all a bunch of stuff that may have belonged to people... 821 00:38:51,959 --> 00:38:53,728 that may have been distantly related to people... 822 00:38:53,752 --> 00:38:55,391 who may have been historically meaningful. 823 00:38:55,503 --> 00:38:57,543 - And the diorama. - I'll admit it's a little rough. 824 00:38:57,630 --> 00:38:58,364 It's a joke. 825 00:38:58,376 --> 00:39:00,827 Luke, I don't get it. You helped build this. 826 00:39:01,050 --> 00:39:02,245 You were so cooperative. 827 00:39:02,385 --> 00:39:04,278 Why are you turning on it like this? Turning on me? 828 00:39:04,302 --> 00:39:05,815 - I want the house. - What? 829 00:39:05,971 --> 00:39:07,450 I want this house, Taylor. 830 00:39:07,597 --> 00:39:10,597 All my life, I've loved this house. They don't build them like this anymore. 831 00:39:10,725 --> 00:39:13,284 - I mean, you saw the banisters, right? - Well, yeah, but... 832 00:39:13,477 --> 00:39:14,829 You know, I've always said to myself... 833 00:39:14,853 --> 00:39:17,933 if you're gonna have a family and buy a house, then it's got to be this house. 834 00:39:18,107 --> 00:39:20,417 - Oh. - It's why I volunteered, okay? 835 00:39:20,609 --> 00:39:23,805 I got involved in this whole thing to stay close to the house... 836 00:39:24,028 --> 00:39:26,338 and keep on your good side, and you had the control. 837 00:39:26,531 --> 00:39:30,126 I should have known that you were doing this for selfish reasons. 838 00:39:30,368 --> 00:39:31,801 Taylor, look... 839 00:39:31,952 --> 00:39:34,421 I know you don't like me. I can't change that. 840 00:39:34,621 --> 00:39:38,455 I gotta be honest here. This museum is not gonna make it. 841 00:39:38,709 --> 00:39:42,064 This property, its expenses, the taxes, the upkeep. 842 00:39:42,295 --> 00:39:44,273 I mean, the floor broke through from just the cannonball. 843 00:39:44,297 --> 00:39:45,526 It's gonna take money. 844 00:39:45,673 --> 00:39:48,267 Do you want to keep a money-loser on the books? 845 00:39:48,466 --> 00:39:50,403 Do you want that to be your legacy in Stars Hollow? 846 00:39:50,427 --> 00:39:52,623 Because that's what this is, Taylor. It's a money pit. 847 00:39:52,804 --> 00:39:54,556 Well, I don't want a money pit on the books. 848 00:39:54,723 --> 00:39:57,442 Yeah, well, just keep it open for the two months, then sell it to me. 849 00:39:57,516 --> 00:40:01,714 - I'll give you the best price, I swear. - A family. You mean, you and Lorelai? 850 00:40:01,979 --> 00:40:03,253 Me and... 851 00:40:03,898 --> 00:40:05,332 - whoever, yeah. - Oh. 852 00:40:06,691 --> 00:40:08,364 Well, I'll think about it. 853 00:40:11,321 --> 00:40:13,921 We have got to bring everyone we know to this thing immediately... 854 00:40:14,073 --> 00:40:16,552 before the Nederlanders swoop in and whisk it away to Broadway. 855 00:40:16,742 --> 00:40:19,939 And at $3 a pop. That crappy Abba show cost $100. 856 00:40:20,162 --> 00:40:22,517 I gotta make a quick call. Maybe we'll go through again. 857 00:40:22,706 --> 00:40:24,343 Once is not enough. 858 00:40:29,587 --> 00:40:32,466 Sandra, hi, it's Lorelai Gilmore again. 859 00:40:32,673 --> 00:40:36,711 Listen, I was thinking, and I think you should just pull the article. 860 00:40:37,093 --> 00:40:40,211 Yeah, I'm sure, but thanks. Bye. 861 00:40:44,308 --> 00:40:48,302 - So, was it all I said it would be? - And more. 862 00:40:48,562 --> 00:40:50,562 I've gotta go through with Rory. Seen her anywhere? 863 00:40:50,731 --> 00:40:52,084 I haven't seen her, no. 864 00:40:52,232 --> 00:40:53,666 - Well. - What? 865 00:40:54,317 --> 00:40:56,627 I just never really looked at this place before. 866 00:40:56,819 --> 00:40:58,492 - Those columns and that brick. - Yeah. 867 00:40:58,655 --> 00:41:01,453 - It's beautiful. - Yeah. It's a great house. 868 00:41:01,657 --> 00:41:04,854 - Mom. - Rory, honey, what's wrong? 869 00:41:05,077 --> 00:41:07,353 I don't feel good. I really don't feel good. 870 00:41:07,538 --> 00:41:10,006 I think I can guess why. Come on, let's get you home. 871 00:41:10,206 --> 00:41:11,486 You need help? Want me to drive? 872 00:41:11,541 --> 00:41:13,578 That's okay. It's just five minutes. Come on. 873 00:41:30,891 --> 00:41:34,486 Okay, Dean, come on. Don't give me that attitude. What's up? 874 00:41:34,728 --> 00:41:37,446 What, is this still about the Pippi night? The Bop It? 875 00:41:37,939 --> 00:41:41,091 Fine, you hate me. Whatever. You want to punch me? Go ahead. 876 00:41:41,317 --> 00:41:43,420 I'm a terrible guy. I deserve it. Go ahead, take a shot. 877 00:41:43,444 --> 00:41:46,037 I won't even fight back. Make you feel better, huh, buddy? 878 00:41:46,238 --> 00:41:47,518 Just go back to your girlfriend. 879 00:41:47,573 --> 00:41:50,531 - Fine, whatever. - While you got one. 880 00:41:50,742 --> 00:41:53,142 - What's that supposed to mean? - What do you think it means? 881 00:41:53,287 --> 00:41:54,765 I'm not playing games here. 882 00:41:54,912 --> 00:41:57,062 Your situation's no different from mine, buddy. 883 00:41:57,248 --> 00:41:59,239 - I've got work to do. - Then go. 884 00:41:59,917 --> 00:42:02,715 They want more than this. Don't you see that? 885 00:42:03,128 --> 00:42:05,085 And all you are is this. 886 00:42:06,173 --> 00:42:09,131 Rory was a kid, Dean. She grew up. She moved on. 887 00:42:09,342 --> 00:42:11,252 - Accept it. - You accept it. 888 00:42:11,677 --> 00:42:14,066 This town, it's all you are, and it's not enough. 889 00:42:14,263 --> 00:42:16,857 She's gonna get bored, and you can't take her anywhere. 890 00:42:17,057 --> 00:42:19,446 - You're here forever. - It's different. 891 00:42:19,643 --> 00:42:22,998 It's not different. You and me, same thing. 892 00:42:31,904 --> 00:42:34,180 [Rory crying] 893 00:42:34,364 --> 00:42:36,162 Why doesn't he like me? 894 00:42:37,284 --> 00:42:40,480 Why doesn't he call me? What did I do? 895 00:42:40,995 --> 00:42:43,111 [Shushing] Honey, it's okay. It's okay. 896 00:42:43,789 --> 00:42:45,780 Mommy, I... 897 00:42:48,585 --> 00:42:49,905 It's okay.