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Hey, wake up.
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[Moaning]
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- Wake up.
- No.
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- Come on, you're missing it.
- Is it sleep? Because you'd be right.
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- Smell the air, smell it.
- It smells cold.
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- Come on.
- What? No, it's freezing!
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Come on!
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- The floor's cold.
- You're so obsessed with the cold.
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- Because it's cold!
- I know. Come on.
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Grumble.
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- I'm turning numb.
- Keep moving.
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Are my feet still attached to
my body or did they snap off...
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coming down the stairs?
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- They're still there.
- Why are we out here?
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- Take a deep breath.
- What?
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- Do it.
- Yeah.
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[Sighing]
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- I smell snow.
- What?
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It's coming. I always know, I
can smell it, and I'm never wrong.
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It wasn't in the forecast.
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It's just my favorite time of the
year. The whole world changes color.
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I think I'm blacking out.
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Flakes, flurries, swirls, crystals,
whatever form it comes in, I'll take it.
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We go back, snow and me.
We have a beautiful history.
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I saw two forecasts. Neither
of them mentioned snow.
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Cold, but no snow.
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Sleigh rides, ice
skating, snowball fights...
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I'll even take curling.
God, I love curling.
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Vance Cranston on Channel
Six said it would be dry.
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Kimmy Liston, Live at 5:00,
same thing. No snow, nothing.
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Hot cocoa, hot toddies,
best time of the year.
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Jimmy Mountain in Accuchopper
One said it would be weeks before...
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Vance and Kimmy are idiots.
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Welcome, friends.
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- Going inside now.
- But...
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- One more whiff, and then so are you.
- Luke.
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- Streetwalker?
- Too urban.
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- Concubine.
- Seems highfalutin.
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Anyone see Farewell My Concubine?
Beautiful film. Gorgeous cinematography.
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I'm surprised you see
such adult fare, Reverend.
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What, you picture me watching
Sound of Music every night, Taylor?
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- Gag me.
- Scarlet Woman.
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I like it.
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- Too Nathaniel Hawthorne.
- Who?
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- Read a book.
- Harlot.
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- No.
- Woman of Accommodating Morals.
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- Too long.
- Hot Mutton.
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- I wouldn't know where to begin.
- What are you guys doing?
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The first snow has arrived,
Luke, and with the first snow...
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comes the town's
revolutionary war re-enactment.
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Always a
heel-clicking good time.
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We've got a big surprise
for everybody this year.
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- Great. I'll pretend I'm interested.
- It's a big deal, Luke.
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It's the same thing every year,
Reverend. You guys re-enact the time...
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a bunch of pigheaded
morons stood outside all night...
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in the freezing snow, waiting
for a battle that never happened.
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- This year is different, crank.
- A local historian uncovered...
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new evidence of Stars Hollow's
participation in the revolution.
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Apparently, an English
battalion was awaiting the return...
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of their commanding general
with plans for a big battle.
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Our soldiers caught wind of
this and blocked the highroad...
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so that the general had to
travel by the lower road...
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through town to
reach his troops.
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So they kidnapped him?
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No, they were
much st yer than that.
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They had a brave lady
of the town use her wiles...
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to draw the general to her rooms
and keep him occupied there.
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That delayed the general's arrival,
which allowed Lafayette the opportunity...
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to ambush the
waiting British troops.
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- A hooker stopped a battle.
- We're not calling her a hooker.
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- It's too Baretta.
- That's what we're doing now trying to...
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- figure out what the hell to call her.
- A Bit of Stuff?
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Too Monty Python.
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This new re-enactment is going
to be a huge boost to tourism, Luke.
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The local press is
all excited to cover it.
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Then they're very easily amused.
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Got a big casting session soon,
to pick the lucky townswoman...
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to play our special lady.
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- She should be thin.
- But not too thin.
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- Know anybody who fits the bill?
- Not offhand, but if I run into...
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any moderately weighted whores
in my travels, I'll let you know.
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Well, Patty is...
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- Morning.
- Morning, again.
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How cool, the
re-enactors are meeting.
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Just another wonderful
by-product of snow.
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Yes, they're cooking up
something very special.
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You want coffee?
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No. I'm late. I'll just
grab it at the Inn.
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I'm actually looking forward
to my first cup of hot Joe...
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at my new snow-covered inn.
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- Why are the re-enactors staring at me?
- You wouldn't believe it if I told you.
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The reverend is blushing.
Why is he blushing?
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I'd walk out of here if I was
you, and try not to walk too sexy.
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- Okay, you'll explain that to me later?
- I'd enjoy that.
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- Hi, guys.
- Pretty lady.
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Too thin.
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- This is not about your taste, Andrew.
- I'm going for historical accuracy, Sy.
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Women were heavier back then.
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- How about your wife?
- You want a sock in the nose?
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No, Jean, that works
perfectly with my schedule.
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And it's been forever
since we've seen each other.
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I'd love that. Mirabelle
is still one of my favorite.
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[Exclaiming]
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Oh, my God!
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No. Jean, hang on
a second, will you?
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[Phone ringing]
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- Hello?
- There's a dog on the patio!
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- What? Emily?
- Of course it's Emily.
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I am sorry. You sound agitated.
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- Did you get a dog?
- Certainly not.
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There's a dog on the patio.
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- Where are you?
- Inside. Richard, do something.
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I can't see it from here.
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He's here nonetheless,
and he's looking at me.
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- Richard, the dog is looking at me.
- Hold on.
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I'm holding, but what are
we going to... Richard?
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Now do you believe me?
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I wasn't doubting you,
Emily. I just couldn't see it.
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What is that?
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You made it sound like it was a
rabid beast, so I came prepared.
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- Don't get too close.
- I don't see any froth on its mouth.
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That's something.
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I see a collar but no
tag. That isn't very smart.
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- You're getting too close.
- What should I do? It's freezing out here.
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- We can't let it roam around.
- It can't come into the house.
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Why someone would
fail to put a tag on a dog...
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- Take it to the pool house.
- What? Why?
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That's why we have it.
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We have a pool house for stray
dogs? Love the innuendo, Emily.
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Fine. I will take him
into the pool house.
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Thank you, Richard.
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I came out, and he
was just sitting there.
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It's a he?
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I don't know.
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- I can't get a visual from this angle.
- It's not important.
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Dog, I want you to come with me.
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- Come along, dog.
- He's following you.
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- Seems to be working.
- Good job, Richard!
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Hey, you know who just
nipped at my nose? Jack Frost.
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You know who just nipped
at my ear? Jack I-don't-care.
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Look outside, Michel. It's the
first time we've seen the inn...
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blanketed by snow.
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- It's like a postcard.
- I know, I haven't been this excited...
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since Madonna just dropped
by Total Request Live.
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The floor's a little wet. Are
we getting the mats out?
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- We are without mats.
- That's impossible.
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We ordered them eight
months ago. We got confirmation.
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That they were back-ordered
and due within two weeks.
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Two weeks turned into eight
months, and all we have to show for it...
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is our special yellow
back-order receipt.
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It's such cheap paper
they use at the mat place...
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- that should have been a clue.
- What else can we put down?
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Plenty. I saw two movies over
the weekend. They were both awful.
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I meant put down on the floor
so our guests don't slip and fall.
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We've to find something.
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The good news is that there
will be less people here...
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who could possibly slip.
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What do you mean less people?
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We've had four
cancellations in the last hour.
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- Why? What happened?
- All due to snow.
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Snow? Our beautiful snow?
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People say it is cold
and the streets are bad.
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The streets are fine. They're
plowing away out there.
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A graceful, gorgeous plow...
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was pushing the snowy white
out of the street, right behind me.
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- It was beautiful.
- They wanted nice weather.
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This is nice weather. It's
classic Connecticut inn weather.
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It's all the more
reason to come.
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I would advise that you
change our cancellation policy.
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These people cancel
and have to pay nothing.
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I hate charging people for
canceling. It's too corporate.
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We're doing things
differently here.
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Yes. Bankruptcy will
be fun and different.
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Be sure to file for it while
it's snowing, won't you?
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We'll go down to bankruptcy
court in a horse-drawn sleigh.
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- Try to find mats.
- I'll do what I can.
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- Hey, Sookie.
- Good morning.
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How are you loving
our winter wonderland?
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- My car wouldn't start this morning.
- Drag.
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And we're almost
completely out of coffee.
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So make some more.
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I mean out out. There's
no more on the premises.
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- You're kidding.
- I wish I was.
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But there's mountains of
it stacked in the walk-in.
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Heroin-sniffing dogs get all excited
and confused when they go in there.
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- Why do they get all excited and confused?
- Because you smuggle heroin in coffee.
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- No, I don't.
- It was in Beverly Hills Cop, remember?
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The heroin in the coffee. Why are
you taking everything so literally?
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My car wouldn't start.
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Since when does that
make you take things literally?
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Wait, I am sorry. When were
there dogs in the walk-in?
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I'm just saying we had a lot
of coffee, until now, apparently.
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Because we're switching
suppliers. I found that new blend.
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You remember? You tasted
it, you said it tasted great.
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I liked it. I remember.
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So I'm letting the old stuff run out
because the new stuff's coming in.
197
00:10:02,336 --> 00:10:04,396
But the new stuff is
back-ordered, so it never came in.
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00:10:04,420 --> 00:10:06,570
- Let's send out for more immediately.
- Not possible.
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00:10:06,756 --> 00:10:09,224
- Why?
- Remember those wonderful snowplows...
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00:10:09,424 --> 00:10:11,653
you were writing a sonnet
to not five minutes ago?
201
00:10:11,842 --> 00:10:14,879
Well, one of them dumped
a 10-foot mountain of snow...
202
00:10:15,094 --> 00:10:16,209
in our driveway.
203
00:10:16,346 --> 00:10:19,098
- There is no getting in or out.
- Unbelievable.
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00:10:19,306 --> 00:10:21,581
It's not so bad because
with the cancellations...
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00:10:21,766 --> 00:10:23,802
no one's coming today anyway.
206
00:10:23,975 --> 00:10:25,912
Yes, but we have to get
out to go home, eventually...
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00:10:25,936 --> 00:10:28,245
and to get coffee now.
So, start the guys digging.
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00:10:28,437 --> 00:10:30,876
You mean, I should get the
one guy who did not call in sick...
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because of the snow and
the cold to get digging?
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00:10:32,981 --> 00:10:34,699
Yes, get him digging.
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00:10:34,942 --> 00:10:36,773
It's okay. It's all good.
212
00:10:36,943 --> 00:10:39,855
Snow will be dug, and
mats will be found...
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coffee will be bought.
Everything's good.
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- By the way...
- Yeah.
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00:10:43,656 --> 00:10:45,975
There are still people out
there eating breakfast and...
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- And?
- And drinking coffee.
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Customers.
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- Morning.
- Stupid C-SPAN.
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00:10:54,704 --> 00:10:56,820
- What?
- Stupid C-SPAN'S had me on hold forever...
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and I've got to get going.
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00:10:58,165 --> 00:10:59,810
You're not the only one
who calls C-SPAN, Paris.
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Right, there are a lot of us like
the guy who asked a question...
223
00:11:02,293 --> 00:11:04,813
about Iran's long-range missile
production and nuclear capacity...
224
00:11:04,837 --> 00:11:06,828
then shouted "ba-ba-booey."
Him, they put on...
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00:11:07,005 --> 00:11:09,439
me, they've got
twiddling my thumbs.
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00:11:09,799 --> 00:11:11,152
- Dad.
- Hey, kiddo.
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00:11:11,299 --> 00:11:13,318
- What are you doing here?
- I was just in the neighborhood.
228
00:11:13,342 --> 00:11:14,444
I thought I would look you up.
229
00:11:14,468 --> 00:11:16,404
- Did you bring the baby?
- The baby's getting spoiled...
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00:11:16,428 --> 00:11:18,587
- by her grandma. So, where you headed?
- I have class.
231
00:11:18,763 --> 00:11:21,322
Right, college, classes.
I've seen Oxford Blues.
232
00:11:21,515 --> 00:11:23,949
I should have put that together.
So, this is your place, huh?
233
00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:26,451
Yeah. It's a little
messy right now.
234
00:11:26,643 --> 00:11:28,316
- That's Paris.
- We've met. Hi, Paris.
235
00:11:28,478 --> 00:11:29,957
Hello. Yeah, I've
got a suggestion...
236
00:11:30,104 --> 00:11:32,082
for getting you guys out
of the ratings basement...
237
00:11:32,106 --> 00:11:33,903
and putting me on
hold is not one of them.
238
00:11:34,065 --> 00:11:35,623
So, you were just
passing through?
239
00:11:35,774 --> 00:11:38,572
Yeah, I was in the area,
or the area near the area.
240
00:11:38,776 --> 00:11:40,813
- So, how about breakfast?
- I don't have time.
241
00:11:40,987 --> 00:11:42,624
It's the most important
meal of the day.
242
00:11:42,779 --> 00:11:44,928
And the most skipped around
here. Mornings are busy.
243
00:11:45,114 --> 00:11:48,071
Forget busy, forget class. Play hooky,
have breakfast with me. Come on.
244
00:11:48,283 --> 00:11:48,511
Dad.
245
00:11:48,523 --> 00:11:50,283
We can all go together
if you want. Paris.
246
00:11:50,368 --> 00:11:52,324
I am kind of hungry, and
C-SPAN can kiss my ass.
247
00:11:52,494 --> 00:11:53,814
- Okay, then, we're on.
- Dad.
248
00:11:53,954 --> 00:11:56,263
- We can walk, we can drive...
- Dad, no! I have to go.
249
00:11:56,455 --> 00:11:59,367
- I can't be any clearer, okay?
- Rory.
250
00:12:03,586 --> 00:12:07,543
We can certainly rebook you because
we'd love to have you come anytime, really.
251
00:12:07,796 --> 00:12:10,628
But if you reconsidered your
cancellation and came in now...
252
00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:13,797
you would find nothing less
than a magical wonderland.
253
00:12:14,009 --> 00:12:16,000
A snowy Xanadu of goodness.
254
00:12:16,178 --> 00:12:20,215
Really, Bing Crosby is warming up
his pipes over by the fireplace. Magical.
255
00:12:21,723 --> 00:12:24,111
Yes, driving in
the snow is tricky.
256
00:12:24,850 --> 00:12:28,524
No, I don't think I could get
Bing Crosby to come pick you up.
257
00:12:29,227 --> 00:12:31,616
Okay, just check your
calendar and call back...
258
00:12:31,813 --> 00:12:33,405
and I'll be here
to rearrange it.
259
00:12:33,564 --> 00:12:35,201
Thank you. Bye-bye.
260
00:12:38,984 --> 00:12:42,101
- That was very graceful.
- God, I'm desperate for those mats.
261
00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:45,789
I had been working on the mats,
but you asked me to shovel the snow.
262
00:12:46,031 --> 00:12:49,261
And now I have a blister, a
muscle spasm, and a neck crick...
263
00:12:49,492 --> 00:12:52,131
and I have a date tonight, and a
crick will cramp my kissing move.
264
00:12:52,327 --> 00:12:53,920
Well, I appreciate your effort.
265
00:12:54,077 --> 00:12:56,876
- Are you being sarcastic?
- Just a tiny bit.
266
00:12:57,080 --> 00:13:00,628
You know that I am light-boned
and cannot take physical exertion.
267
00:13:00,874 --> 00:13:04,264
- I work with my mind.
- You're excused from shoveling duty.
268
00:13:04,502 --> 00:13:05,856
Just focus on the mats.
269
00:13:06,003 --> 00:13:08,391
We have another problem.
The Goldfarbs are missing.
270
00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:09,861
Goldfarbs? Our Goldfarbs?
271
00:13:10,005 --> 00:13:12,565
The ones you recommended to
go cross-country skiing this morning.
272
00:13:12,674 --> 00:13:14,027
Right, so they're out skiing.
273
00:13:14,175 --> 00:13:16,085
They said they would
be back by noon promptly.
274
00:13:16,259 --> 00:13:19,137
It's past noon, and their friends
are here to meet them for lunch...
275
00:13:19,345 --> 00:13:21,018
but the Goldfarbs are AWOL.
276
00:13:21,180 --> 00:13:22,738
- They're what?
- AWOL!
277
00:13:22,889 --> 00:13:23,959
Oh, A-WOL.
278
00:13:24,099 --> 00:13:26,117
What do I care? I'm French.
The point is, we strapped...
279
00:13:26,141 --> 00:13:28,178
wooden sticks to the
feet of a fat orthodontist...
280
00:13:28,352 --> 00:13:31,104
and a woman with ugly,
chunky jewelry and we lost them.
281
00:13:31,312 --> 00:13:33,985
- Oh my God, it's only noon.
- Should I call the authorities?
282
00:13:34,189 --> 00:13:36,166
- You think we're there already?
- What are you doing?
283
00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:37,225
Cleaning up.
284
00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:40,156
No, let's wait another 20 minutes.
Just keep calling their cell phone.
285
00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:41,394
Joy.
286
00:13:41,527 --> 00:13:44,087
Please tell me you're not
doing what I think you're doing.
287
00:13:44,278 --> 00:13:46,840
I'm just cleaning up. We're shorthanded
today. Go about your business.
288
00:13:46,864 --> 00:13:49,217
You were pouring leftover
coffee from other people's cups...
289
00:13:49,241 --> 00:13:51,197
into your own cup, and
now you're gonna drink it!
290
00:13:51,367 --> 00:13:53,483
- No! Get away!
- Give me that cup.
291
00:13:53,661 --> 00:13:55,679
Don't you understand? If
I don't get coffee in me...
292
00:13:55,703 --> 00:13:57,013
things are going to
get ugly around here.
293
00:13:57,037 --> 00:13:59,182
- "Going to get?"
- Be very careful. She's near the knife.
294
00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:01,674
- Give me that. I'm ashamed of you.
- I'm ashamed of me, too.
295
00:14:01,874 --> 00:14:04,547
- If that wasn't a cry for help...
- I'm going out.
296
00:14:04,751 --> 00:14:06,468
- The driveway's still blocked.
- On foot.
297
00:14:06,627 --> 00:14:08,015
The snow is soft
and 4 feet deep.
298
00:14:08,027 --> 00:14:09,786
I'm going cross-country
skiing for coffee.
299
00:14:10,004 --> 00:14:11,642
The Goldfarbs have the skis.
300
00:14:11,798 --> 00:14:13,549
I'm going out, and I'm
bringing back coffee.
301
00:14:13,715 --> 00:14:15,114
Be careful of the floor.
302
00:14:15,259 --> 00:14:16,258
[Lorelai shouting]
303
00:14:16,509 --> 00:14:18,362
LORELAI: I'm sorry.
We're getting mats, I swear.
304
00:14:18,386 --> 00:14:19,819
- Have a nice day.
- Thanks.
305
00:14:23,556 --> 00:14:26,115
- Emily, hello.
- I saw your car in the driveway...
306
00:14:26,307 --> 00:14:28,107
and was just wondering
if everything was okay.
307
00:14:28,184 --> 00:14:29,981
Everything's fine. Thank you.
308
00:14:30,144 --> 00:14:34,932
I've put off my morning appointments
to sort of stabilize the canine situation.
309
00:14:35,689 --> 00:14:38,521
- She's been fairly calm.
- It's a she?
310
00:14:38,732 --> 00:14:41,371
- That has been ascertained.
- And there's no ID tag?
311
00:14:41,568 --> 00:14:43,445
A gross oversight of its owners.
312
00:14:43,611 --> 00:14:46,250
I found its exact breed, though,
which may come in handy.
313
00:14:46,447 --> 00:14:49,916
- Wonderful.
- Let me bring up the website.
314
00:14:50,907 --> 00:14:54,137
Dogbreed411.com.
315
00:14:54,368 --> 00:14:55,767
Isn't that clever?
316
00:14:55,911 --> 00:14:58,550
It's amazing, the information
available on the computer these days.
317
00:14:58,747 --> 00:15:01,226
It's wonderful. There are
websites you'd be interested in, too.
318
00:15:01,415 --> 00:15:02,767
- I wouldn't know how.
- It's easy.
319
00:15:02,791 --> 00:15:04,790
Whatever you're interested
in, you just type it in.
320
00:15:04,834 --> 00:15:08,588
The DAR or Louis Vuitton or Franz
Schubert and you're off and running.
321
00:15:08,837 --> 00:15:10,110
- That easy?
- That easy.
322
00:15:10,254 --> 00:15:11,483
There she is.
323
00:15:11,630 --> 00:15:13,222
The long-haired
Jack Russell Terrier.
324
00:15:13,381 --> 00:15:14,984
I'll start calling the
neighbors and tell them...
325
00:15:15,008 --> 00:15:16,918
we have a long-haired
Jack Russell Terrier.
326
00:15:17,092 --> 00:15:18,127
A female.
327
00:15:18,260 --> 00:15:21,331
- What's all that luggage?
- That is a Louis Vuitton website.
328
00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:25,261
- I thought you might like to peruse it.
- Isn't that something?
329
00:15:25,931 --> 00:15:28,160
Use that mouse
there to move around.
330
00:15:28,516 --> 00:15:30,393
A mouse? How fun.
331
00:15:32,519 --> 00:15:34,748
That was David Hume,
a personal favorite.
332
00:15:34,937 --> 00:15:36,977
And I'm not saying that
because Hume was Scottish...
333
00:15:37,065 --> 00:15:38,458
and my mother's maiden
name is McCammon.
334
00:15:38,482 --> 00:15:40,757
Okay, more on the
Principles of Morals...
335
00:15:40,941 --> 00:15:43,740
and, perhaps, why Scots rule
the next time we're together.
336
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:47,537
Have a good day. And read. Read.
337
00:15:50,698 --> 00:15:52,689
- Still here?
- Still here. This is for you.
338
00:15:52,867 --> 00:15:55,096
Coffee. It might
be a little cold.
339
00:15:55,285 --> 00:15:58,993
Teachers sure talk a lot here at Yale.
There's no bells. Don't they have bells?
340
00:15:59,246 --> 00:16:01,714
- Nope. Thanks for this.
- You're welcome.
341
00:16:02,624 --> 00:16:05,853
Look, Rory, that manic, desperate
guy who came down to your dorm room...
342
00:16:06,084 --> 00:16:07,483
this morning, he left.
343
00:16:07,627 --> 00:16:10,061
He's gone, and I'm not
gonna bug you anymore, okay?
344
00:16:10,253 --> 00:16:11,971
- Okay.
- I didn't think it through...
345
00:16:12,129 --> 00:16:14,928
and I feel pretty dumb
coming down here like this.
346
00:16:15,132 --> 00:16:19,840
I just have to say, though, that I
hate our relationship, okay? I hate it.
347
00:16:20,219 --> 00:16:22,653
This wall, this
stupid wall. It sucks.
348
00:16:22,845 --> 00:16:25,365
And I put it there, but I wanted
to try to do something about it...
349
00:16:25,389 --> 00:16:27,380
and I got a little
desperate, and I'm sorry.
350
00:16:27,557 --> 00:16:29,786
- It's okay.
- I've been in Hartford a lot.
351
00:16:29,975 --> 00:16:33,649
My dad's sick, my mom's with the
baby and I've had time to think and...
352
00:16:33,895 --> 00:16:35,771
maybe that's not good. But...
353
00:16:36,313 --> 00:16:39,225
my dad and I, we always
had that wall, you know, and...
354
00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:42,477
God, for us to be that
way, like my dad and me?
355
00:16:43,734 --> 00:16:45,774
I don't want you visiting
when I'm old and cranky...
356
00:16:45,945 --> 00:16:47,880
and you feel like you have
to. I want you to visit now...
357
00:16:47,904 --> 00:16:49,577
and I want you to want to.
358
00:16:49,739 --> 00:16:52,048
Look, I'm not gonna
bother you anymore.
359
00:16:52,241 --> 00:16:55,915
This wasn't fair for me to do
this, surprising you like this.
360
00:16:56,576 --> 00:16:58,010
It wasn't fair.
361
00:16:58,578 --> 00:17:02,649
Here, I didn't know how you take
your coffee, so I got you everything.
362
00:17:03,665 --> 00:17:05,258
I'll see you, kid.
363
00:17:06,166 --> 00:17:07,201
Bye.
364
00:17:09,210 --> 00:17:12,440
TAYLOR: This is not just an
historic re-enactment, ladies.
365
00:17:12,671 --> 00:17:17,301
This is an historic moment unto
itself. This will be the first time...
366
00:17:17,591 --> 00:17:20,787
that a member of the
fairer sex has participated...
367
00:17:21,010 --> 00:17:24,638
in Stars Hollow's
revolutionary war re-enactment.
368
00:17:24,929 --> 00:17:28,239
Lulu is fully aware of the
historical significance of this, Taylor.
369
00:17:28,473 --> 00:17:31,062
She's bright and
sexy. I'll tell you that.
370
00:17:31,074 --> 00:17:31,783
All right.
371
00:17:32,101 --> 00:17:36,298
My point is that this
will be the first vital role...
372
00:17:36,604 --> 00:17:39,163
a woman has played
in our re-enactment.
373
00:17:39,356 --> 00:17:42,108
And you should know that
it is of a sensitive nature.
374
00:17:42,316 --> 00:17:45,148
So if you're overly sensitive,
you may want to back out now.
375
00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:48,909
- Lulu's as insensitive as they come.
- Fine, Kirk. Thank you.
376
00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:50,383
Now, we've little time...
377
00:17:50,530 --> 00:17:52,487
and we have to choose
the right girl quickly.
378
00:17:52,657 --> 00:17:54,727
Stand up, please, all of you.
379
00:17:56,451 --> 00:17:59,886
All right, based on the
visual that we're looking for...
380
00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:04,795
I must now eliminate numbers
two five, seven, and nine.
381
00:18:05,082 --> 00:18:08,869
Thank you for coming.
Now, for the rest of you...
382
00:18:09,126 --> 00:18:12,720
I need to see a demonstration
of your acting abilities.
383
00:18:12,962 --> 00:18:15,760
Please give me your
best "come hither" look.
384
00:18:21,843 --> 00:18:24,561
Your "come
hither" looks, ladies.
385
00:18:24,762 --> 00:18:28,197
- That was my "come hither" look.
- Girls!
386
00:18:28,431 --> 00:18:30,501
You're supposed to
be seducing a man.
387
00:18:30,682 --> 00:18:32,673
Now, picture on horseback...
388
00:18:32,851 --> 00:18:35,763
a dashing, finely
accoutered gentleman...
389
00:18:35,978 --> 00:18:38,332
firm of jaw and solid of build.
390
00:18:38,521 --> 00:18:41,194
- I thought you were doing it, Taylor.
- I am.
391
00:18:42,900 --> 00:18:47,335
- You with your funny jokes!
- Yes, me and my jokes.
392
00:18:47,652 --> 00:18:49,688
- Four and eight, you may go.
- Yes!
393
00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:53,138
- Taylor, isn't eight your sister's kid?
- That's little Debbie.
394
00:18:53,365 --> 00:18:57,039
And you were coaching her to... I
mean, you had her... Never mind.
395
00:18:58,327 --> 00:19:02,398
Let's try the look again,
girls. You're being seductive.
396
00:19:07,124 --> 00:19:09,194
Kirk, don't be a pageant mom.
397
00:19:09,376 --> 00:19:11,333
I can't tell in these outfits.
398
00:19:11,502 --> 00:19:14,857
- You're all so heavily dressed.
- It's cold outside.
399
00:19:15,088 --> 00:19:18,045
The young heroine of our
story didn't think of the cold...
400
00:19:18,256 --> 00:19:21,532
when she gave up her
greatest treasure for her country.
401
00:19:21,801 --> 00:19:24,872
Lulu's got a bunch of hot outfits,
Taylor. I can put her in something.
402
00:19:25,095 --> 00:19:26,893
Not necessary.
403
00:19:27,055 --> 00:19:30,046
Number one, thank
you for coming.
404
00:19:32,350 --> 00:19:33,384
Rats.
405
00:19:37,853 --> 00:19:39,491
- Lorelai!
- Hey, Taylor.
406
00:19:39,647 --> 00:19:41,624
How would you like to play
our woman of easy virtue?
407
00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:42,648
What?
408
00:19:42,774 --> 00:19:44,417
This is a straight offer.
No audition necessary.
409
00:19:44,441 --> 00:19:45,762
That's the best offer
I've gotten all day,
410
00:19:45,774 --> 00:19:47,169
Taylor, but unfortunately
I'd have to say...
411
00:19:47,193 --> 00:19:48,308
[Exclaiming]
412
00:19:48,444 --> 00:19:51,401
- Is that a yes or a no?
- It's a no, thank you.
413
00:19:51,655 --> 00:19:55,045
The level of commitment in
this town is stunningly low.
414
00:19:55,282 --> 00:19:58,239
All right, girls, let's
see your sexy walk.
415
00:20:01,537 --> 00:20:02,731
Warmth!
416
00:20:04,122 --> 00:20:05,475
What are you doing?
417
00:20:05,622 --> 00:20:09,171
The icicle foot. It's the latest dance
craze. All the hep kids are doing it.
418
00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:11,010
Your shoe's all wet.
419
00:20:11,167 --> 00:20:13,761
This evil puddle
was lying in wait. Evil!
420
00:20:13,962 --> 00:20:17,238
- Let me get you a towel.
- Forget the foot. I need caffeine.
421
00:20:17,463 --> 00:20:19,441
Whatever form you've got,
I haven't had any all day.
422
00:20:19,465 --> 00:20:22,384
I'll drink it, shoot it, eat it, snort
it. Whatever form it's in, give me.
423
00:20:22,467 --> 00:20:24,186
Should I bother to ask
how your day's going?
424
00:20:24,302 --> 00:20:27,100
Terrif. My shoe's an icicle,
the Inn's driveway's snowed in...
425
00:20:27,304 --> 00:20:28,906
- and we lost the Goldfarbs.
- Who are the Goldfarbs?
426
00:20:28,930 --> 00:20:31,074
The two guests who bothered
to show up. I sent them skiing...
427
00:20:31,098 --> 00:20:32,534
- and I killed them.
- You killed your guests?
428
00:20:32,558 --> 00:20:34,628
- Yeah, you know, it happens.
- Here.
429
00:20:35,226 --> 00:20:37,899
The only bright side of my day
is being asked to be a prostitute.
430
00:20:38,103 --> 00:20:39,979
That's something to cling to.
431
00:20:40,646 --> 00:20:42,080
Hot! Warn me.
432
00:20:42,231 --> 00:20:43,823
That coffee's hot?
Sorry, coffee's hot.
433
00:20:43,982 --> 00:20:46,780
My girlfriend's the whore!
434
00:20:50,570 --> 00:20:52,480
Great. Now I'm not
even the town whore.
435
00:20:52,654 --> 00:20:55,549
If you like, I'll leave a little something
on the dresser for you tonight.
436
00:20:55,573 --> 00:20:57,689
- Couldn't hurt.
- Here, ice cube.
437
00:20:57,867 --> 00:20:59,140
[Mumbling] Thank you.
438
00:20:59,284 --> 00:21:02,275
It would help to just put the word
out there that we have a dog...
439
00:21:02,494 --> 00:21:05,133
in case anyone hears
of anyone looking for one.
440
00:21:05,538 --> 00:21:08,928
That's right. A white
long-haired Jack Russell Terrier.
441
00:21:09,249 --> 00:21:12,047
Thank you, Margaret.
I'll be here all day. Bye.
442
00:21:12,251 --> 00:21:13,764
Margaret Witsome?
443
00:21:13,919 --> 00:21:15,798
I figured a call to the
neighborhood busybody...
444
00:21:15,837 --> 00:21:17,190
was the first order of business.
445
00:21:17,338 --> 00:21:20,137
- How's it doing?
- It seems to be asleep now...
446
00:21:20,340 --> 00:21:22,900
but I am lacking a
proper bowl for its food.
447
00:21:23,092 --> 00:21:25,651
I think I can help you
with that. Follow me.
448
00:21:26,927 --> 00:21:28,042
What are you feeding it?
449
00:21:28,179 --> 00:21:31,534
I've got some leftover stew. I'm
going to pick chunks of meat out of it.
450
00:21:31,765 --> 00:21:35,439
Stew? Richard, tell me that that
man of yours isn't feeding you stew.
451
00:21:35,684 --> 00:21:37,082
He proudly offered.
452
00:21:37,226 --> 00:21:40,297
He said it was a recipe passed
down by some dead relative.
453
00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:43,238
Stew? That may be
what killed his relative.
454
00:21:43,439 --> 00:21:44,474
I didn't think of that.
455
00:21:44,607 --> 00:21:46,916
Promise me you'll make him
prepare proper food for you.
456
00:21:47,108 --> 00:21:49,986
- Please, that's what he's paid for.
- I promise, Emily.
457
00:21:50,194 --> 00:21:52,150
- Here we go.
- Looks perfect.
458
00:21:52,362 --> 00:21:54,399
And it's chipped, so just
toss it when you're done.
459
00:21:54,572 --> 00:21:56,369
- Thank you, Emily.
- You're welcome.
460
00:21:56,531 --> 00:21:58,726
- And the stew is history.
- Good.
461
00:22:03,203 --> 00:22:04,431
From what I can gather...
462
00:22:04,578 --> 00:22:06,808
this woman made eyes
at the British general.
463
00:22:06,997 --> 00:22:09,875
And the British general
was feeling a little randy.
464
00:22:10,083 --> 00:22:11,834
Such a salacious
history our town has.
465
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,559
And she led him into her house
and kept the fellow occupied.
466
00:22:14,752 --> 00:22:16,947
- Occupied his brains out?
- Don't work blue.
467
00:22:17,128 --> 00:22:18,128
Sorry.
468
00:22:18,255 --> 00:22:19,941
But why do you think
they didn't just kill him?
469
00:22:19,965 --> 00:22:22,067
I don't know. Maybe they
knew that we would ultimately...
470
00:22:22,091 --> 00:22:24,276
make peace with England,
and they wouldn't want to kill...
471
00:22:24,300 --> 00:22:28,372
a potential great-great-grandfather
of a Winston Churchill or a Benny Hill.
472
00:22:28,637 --> 00:22:30,196
That was very
forward-thinking of them.
473
00:22:30,304 --> 00:22:32,977
Boy, do I know how to dress
a slut or what? I'm very proud.
474
00:22:33,181 --> 00:22:35,076
So you haven't said
anything about our first snow.
475
00:22:35,100 --> 00:22:37,299
- That's right, I haven't.
- You don't sound so excited.
476
00:22:37,393 --> 00:22:38,911
Snow and I had a bit
of a bumpy ride today.
477
00:22:38,935 --> 00:22:39,935
Bummer.
478
00:22:40,061 --> 00:22:42,288
I blame myself. I may have been
too needy with snow. Too clingy.
479
00:22:42,312 --> 00:22:44,457
So it had no choice but to push
me away, create a boundary.
480
00:22:44,481 --> 00:22:45,840
Snow and men
have a lot in common.
481
00:22:45,898 --> 00:22:47,809
What about you? Anything
exciting happen today?
482
00:22:47,984 --> 00:22:50,586
You get in a snowball fight with a
Nobel prize winner or something?
483
00:22:50,610 --> 00:22:53,044
No, nothing out of the ordinary.
484
00:22:53,696 --> 00:22:56,926
But I'm sorry that snow
was so mean to you today.
485
00:22:57,198 --> 00:23:01,076
It's okay. It wasn't snow's
fault. We had one bad day.
486
00:23:01,325 --> 00:23:04,715
Every relationship has its bad
days. Doesn't mean you drop and run.
487
00:23:04,953 --> 00:23:06,352
You keep going, right?
488
00:23:06,496 --> 00:23:09,135
Peaks and valleys
keep a relationship fresh.
489
00:23:09,373 --> 00:23:11,682
- I agree.
- Tomorrow is another day.
490
00:23:25,050 --> 00:23:26,050
No.
491
00:23:35,682 --> 00:23:38,401
- Don't do that.
- I want it gone! Gone!
492
00:23:38,602 --> 00:23:39,796
I'm getting it gone.
493
00:23:39,935 --> 00:23:43,404
But this is personal. I'm physically
hurting the snow as I dig at it.
494
00:23:43,646 --> 00:23:47,684
I'm chopping into its stupid white face
with my razor-sharp fingernail claws...
495
00:23:47,941 --> 00:23:49,585
and I'm delighting
in it. I want it to suffer.
496
00:23:49,609 --> 00:23:52,521
- You look deranged.
- Take that! And that!
497
00:23:52,736 --> 00:23:54,135
Why did you park
it under a tree?
498
00:23:54,279 --> 00:23:57,031
I have been parking this stupid
car under this stupid tree forever!
499
00:23:57,239 --> 00:23:58,238
But it's snowing.
500
00:23:58,364 --> 00:24:00,124
Yes, but snow has always
protected me before.
501
00:24:00,283 --> 00:24:03,718
It's been a white blanket of love.
We had a symbiotic thing going on.
502
00:24:03,951 --> 00:24:05,350
Snow cannot protect you.
503
00:24:05,494 --> 00:24:07,928
Snow is frozen water
falling out of the sky.
504
00:24:08,121 --> 00:24:10,953
And as for this car and this
tree, you can predict it. It's gravity.
505
00:24:11,165 --> 00:24:13,963
There's four tons of snow on
this tree. You park under it...
506
00:24:14,167 --> 00:24:16,769
gravity's gonna come into play
and take it out. It's basic physics.
507
00:24:16,793 --> 00:24:19,872
I do not need a physics lesson right
now, no matter how well it's intentioned.
508
00:24:19,921 --> 00:24:24,232
- Sorry.
- It's over. Yes, it is over!
509
00:24:24,507 --> 00:24:26,736
- What is?
- Me and snow. We're through.
510
00:24:26,926 --> 00:24:29,519
- No, you're not.
- It was years of bliss, you know.
511
00:24:29,719 --> 00:24:31,710
We had some good
stuff and good times.
512
00:24:31,888 --> 00:24:33,927
I could show you pictures
of the snow angels I made.
513
00:24:34,097 --> 00:24:37,248
- But I am done!
- Let it down easy, okay?
514
00:24:37,475 --> 00:24:40,353
And I am changing my
cancellation policy at the Inn.
515
00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:41,993
- Because of snow?
- Yes!
516
00:24:42,144 --> 00:24:45,977
From now on, if anyone cancels for
any reason that I don't agree with...
517
00:24:46,231 --> 00:24:49,188
within two years of the date
in question, no, make it three...
518
00:24:49,399 --> 00:24:51,469
then I am not going
to refund their money.
519
00:24:51,651 --> 00:24:53,881
And I'm gonna kick
them in the groin!
520
00:24:54,402 --> 00:24:57,121
But with my left foot because
my right foot is still throbbing...
521
00:24:57,321 --> 00:24:59,835
from being frozen
in icy hole water...
522
00:25:00,032 --> 00:25:02,341
which has effectively ended
my foot-modeling career.
523
00:25:02,533 --> 00:25:06,082
- Foot modeling is a dying art, anyway.
- I am with you now, buddy, 100%.
524
00:25:06,328 --> 00:25:08,637
- With me on what?
- Snow is nothing...
525
00:25:08,829 --> 00:25:10,865
but annoying icy,
frozen water stuff...
526
00:25:11,039 --> 00:25:13,234
that falls out of the sky
at inconvenient times.
527
00:25:13,415 --> 00:25:16,805
It's Mother Nature's icy
"screw you, Lorelai Gilmore."
528
00:25:17,043 --> 00:25:19,104
It's just stupid stuff you have
to shovel out of the way...
529
00:25:19,128 --> 00:25:20,487
so customers can
get into the Inn.
530
00:25:20,546 --> 00:25:23,105
It's the stuff that melts
and leaks through your roof.
531
00:25:23,297 --> 00:25:26,448
It's the stuff that stalls your car.
It's the stuff that buries your car.
532
00:25:26,675 --> 00:25:29,712
No! Don't even try to make up with
me now! You and me are through!
533
00:25:29,927 --> 00:25:32,440
You, stupid. I hate you!
534
00:25:36,056 --> 00:25:37,933
- Hello, Robert.
- Good evening, ladies.
535
00:25:38,100 --> 00:25:39,259
- Hello, girls.
- Hi, Grandpa.
536
00:25:39,350 --> 00:25:40,869
- Hi, Dad.
- You come together tonight?
537
00:25:40,893 --> 00:25:43,361
No, just a lucky coincidence.
538
00:25:44,354 --> 00:25:45,946
Hello, Mom.
539
00:25:46,105 --> 00:25:47,981
- Hello, girls.
- Hi, Grandma.
540
00:25:48,147 --> 00:25:50,547
Just go about your drinks.
I'm just here to sit with the dog.
541
00:25:50,733 --> 00:25:52,291
- The dog?
- He is cute.
542
00:25:52,442 --> 00:25:53,477
When did you get a dog?
543
00:25:53,610 --> 00:25:55,680
- She's not our dog.
- I'm no less confused.
544
00:25:55,862 --> 00:25:57,818
- And it's a he.
- The dog?
545
00:25:57,988 --> 00:26:00,148
- The dog is a boy.
- I thought you said it was a girl.
546
00:26:00,322 --> 00:26:03,757
I got another peek. It was rolling around
on its back, and it was painfully obvious.
547
00:26:03,992 --> 00:26:06,072
- They're so hairy down there.
- This one especially.
548
00:26:06,202 --> 00:26:07,680
It's going from
weird to weirder.
549
00:26:07,828 --> 00:26:10,216
- The usual beverage for everybody?
- So he's not your dog?
550
00:26:10,413 --> 00:26:12,529
It just showed up in our
yard yesterday morning.
551
00:26:12,707 --> 00:26:15,858
We have no idea how it got here,
where it came from. It has no tags.
552
00:26:16,083 --> 00:26:17,642
It is a very big
mystery, this dog.
553
00:26:17,793 --> 00:26:20,352
Now I'm monopolizing
things, and I'm not even here.
554
00:26:20,545 --> 00:26:22,024
Please, go about your drinks.
555
00:26:22,171 --> 00:26:24,639
No, I'm having Robert
make one up for you, as well.
556
00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:26,671
Are you sure, because
I'm not officially here?
557
00:26:26,841 --> 00:26:28,115
Absolutely.
558
00:26:28,508 --> 00:26:29,942
Thank you, Richard.
559
00:26:30,093 --> 00:26:33,369
- So, how long are you gonna keep him?
- As long as it takes to find the owners.
560
00:26:33,596 --> 00:26:35,515
Richard had to miss a
half day of work yesterday.
561
00:26:35,638 --> 00:26:38,436
But Emily has agreed to write
a note excusing my absence...
562
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:40,153
so it should be okay.
563
00:26:40,601 --> 00:26:44,195
Okay, now pretend I'm not
here. You girls and I can chat later.
564
00:26:44,436 --> 00:26:45,471
Okay.
565
00:26:46,897 --> 00:26:48,216
Rory. Oh my God.
566
00:26:48,355 --> 00:26:50,823
Did I tell you about the
horrendous thing that Mom did?
567
00:26:51,024 --> 00:26:54,095
- She can be such a witch with a "B."
- Lorelai.
568
00:26:54,318 --> 00:26:57,753
Mom. I forgot you were there.
My pretending is that good.
569
00:26:57,987 --> 00:27:00,421
We can't really pretend
you're not here, Grandma.
570
00:27:00,614 --> 00:27:03,651
That's true, Emily. You have a
presence that cannot be ignored.
571
00:27:03,866 --> 00:27:05,777
Fine. I can leave.
572
00:27:06,202 --> 00:27:09,477
No. The dog likes you there.
Join in the conversation, if you wish.
573
00:27:09,703 --> 00:27:13,218
I am curious to know when
you girls got the bad news today.
574
00:27:13,498 --> 00:27:15,330
- What bad news?
- Christopher's news.
575
00:27:15,500 --> 00:27:16,979
- What about him?
- You haven't heard?
576
00:27:17,083 --> 00:27:18,357
- Nothing.
- Lorelai?
577
00:27:18,502 --> 00:27:19,501
- Same here.
- That's odd.
578
00:27:19,627 --> 00:27:21,646
I would have thought he would
have called them right away.
579
00:27:21,670 --> 00:27:22,784
One of them at least.
580
00:27:22,921 --> 00:27:24,798
Guys, what news? You're
making me nervous here.
581
00:27:24,964 --> 00:27:26,954
- Straub died.
- Christopher's father died?
582
00:27:27,132 --> 00:27:29,441
- This morning.
- Oh my God. How?
583
00:27:29,634 --> 00:27:31,624
- He'd been sick.
- Very badly.
584
00:27:31,801 --> 00:27:34,441
He'd been diagnosed just a
month ago, but it had already spread.
585
00:27:34,637 --> 00:27:37,106
He was the picture of health
so it caught poor Francine...
586
00:27:37,306 --> 00:27:39,057
completely off guard.
That poor woman.
587
00:27:39,224 --> 00:27:40,737
I can't believe
Chris didn't tell us.
588
00:27:40,891 --> 00:27:42,911
He may not have been in
any shape to think straight.
589
00:27:42,935 --> 00:27:46,609
- Did you check all your voice mails?
- Yeah, I did.
590
00:27:46,854 --> 00:27:48,933
It's terrible having more
than one answering service.
591
00:27:49,064 --> 00:27:50,337
That's the way you miss things.
592
00:27:50,481 --> 00:27:53,360
We should send something,
right, for the funeral?
593
00:27:53,733 --> 00:27:56,293
- Does he want us to go?
- He was very quiet on the phone.
594
00:27:56,486 --> 00:27:58,797
- He was only good for the headlines.
- You can't blame him.
595
00:27:58,821 --> 00:28:00,891
He had a very tortured
relationship with that man...
596
00:28:01,072 --> 00:28:02,585
but none of that
matters at the end.
597
00:28:02,740 --> 00:28:06,174
- We should send him a card or flowers.
- We should send flowers.
598
00:28:06,408 --> 00:28:09,559
- Everything sounds so lame.
- Whatever it is, send it to Francine.
599
00:28:09,786 --> 00:28:12,905
Christopher and the baby are staying
with her until all of this is behind them.
600
00:28:12,996 --> 00:28:16,272
- I'll give you the address before you go.
- We'll send something together, Emily?
601
00:28:16,499 --> 00:28:19,092
I've already signed your
name to some flowers.
602
00:28:20,085 --> 00:28:22,075
He moved. Is it
supposed to do that?
603
00:28:22,253 --> 00:28:25,802
Emily, let me show you how he likes
his blanket arranged. He's a bit picky.
604
00:28:26,047 --> 00:28:27,526
I'd appreciate your help.
605
00:28:27,674 --> 00:28:30,347
- Poor Chris. I mean, it's so sudden.
- Yeah.
606
00:28:30,551 --> 00:28:32,666
Did you even know
his dad was sick?
607
00:28:34,011 --> 00:28:35,125
Kind of.
608
00:28:35,262 --> 00:28:36,821
- You knew?
- Dad told me.
609
00:28:36,972 --> 00:28:38,006
When did he tell you?
610
00:28:38,139 --> 00:28:40,019
He didn't make it sound
like it was a big thing.
611
00:28:40,182 --> 00:28:41,535
Like he was that sick.
612
00:28:41,683 --> 00:28:43,992
And with Sherry
gone and the baby...
613
00:28:44,768 --> 00:28:47,361
- Yikes.
- Yeah, yikes.
614
00:28:47,562 --> 00:28:50,440
Like this. The bump
acts as a kind of pillow.
615
00:28:50,647 --> 00:28:54,116
- Very clever.
- There's a dog hair in your drink.
616
00:28:54,358 --> 00:28:56,792
- I'll have Robert make you another one.
- That's okay.
617
00:28:56,985 --> 00:28:58,544
No, I insist.
618
00:28:58,736 --> 00:29:01,648
Robert, we need dog
hair removal from a drink.
619
00:29:32,342 --> 00:29:34,139
- Hi.
- Hi.
620
00:29:34,302 --> 00:29:35,576
I heard about your dad.
621
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:38,791
Yeah, I figured you would
at your Friday night dinner.
622
00:29:39,222 --> 00:29:42,816
- God, is tonight Friday?
- I didn't realize how serious it was.
623
00:29:43,641 --> 00:29:46,792
- I wasn't listening.
- Rory, I kind of veiled it.
624
00:29:47,019 --> 00:29:48,248
I'm sorry.
625
00:29:50,438 --> 00:29:52,031
I brought cookies.
626
00:29:53,982 --> 00:29:55,256
And milk.
627
00:29:56,026 --> 00:29:58,380
- Milk and cookies.
- Is that okay?
628
00:30:29,715 --> 00:30:31,352
LORELAI: Hello? RORY: It's me.
629
00:30:31,508 --> 00:30:33,704
- Where are you?
- I'm just leaving Dad's.
630
00:30:33,884 --> 00:30:34,954
What?
631
00:30:35,094 --> 00:30:38,882
I came to see Dad because
he came to school yesterday...
632
00:30:39,472 --> 00:30:43,509
wanting to make amends and
have breakfast but I blew him off...
633
00:30:43,766 --> 00:30:46,439
even after he told me
that his dad was sick.
634
00:30:46,643 --> 00:30:47,763
- Hon...
- And, I don't know.
635
00:30:47,852 --> 00:30:51,207
Maybe he did say how sick he
was between the lines, at least, but...
636
00:30:51,438 --> 00:30:54,475
I just held him off. And he
didn't say that he was dying.
637
00:30:54,690 --> 00:30:57,727
I just felt so awful the
whole time at dinner tonight.
638
00:30:57,943 --> 00:31:00,058
- It's okay.
- No, it's not because...
639
00:31:00,361 --> 00:31:03,398
regardless of Dad's faults
he's human and he needs us.
640
00:31:03,613 --> 00:31:06,411
But he's so isolated
from us that he can't...
641
00:31:06,615 --> 00:31:09,970
just call or reach out to
me or to you, especially.
642
00:31:10,201 --> 00:31:13,830
But he really needed to call
you, and you guys go so far back.
643
00:31:14,079 --> 00:31:16,638
- You knew his dad.
- I know, but...
644
00:31:16,831 --> 00:31:20,425
And now he's in the middle
of dealing with all this sad...
645
00:31:20,667 --> 00:31:23,260
and practical stuff
of his dad's death...
646
00:31:23,544 --> 00:31:26,137
and he could really use
more visitors, especially you.
647
00:31:26,337 --> 00:31:29,488
So, go. Please, I want you to.
648
00:31:29,714 --> 00:31:31,943
I'm glad to hear
you say this, babe...
649
00:31:32,133 --> 00:31:34,772
because I'm sort of
pulling up behind you here.
650
00:31:35,510 --> 00:31:38,786
Go. I'm taking off, so give
him another hug for me.
651
00:31:39,054 --> 00:31:41,203
- I will.
- And I told him to call...
652
00:31:41,389 --> 00:31:43,299
if he needs a babysitter.
Remind him of that.
653
00:31:43,473 --> 00:31:45,111
I will. Drive safe.
654
00:32:05,572 --> 00:32:06,767
You just missed Rory.
655
00:32:06,906 --> 00:32:10,182
- We're relaying it tonight.
- You guys are something else.
656
00:32:10,409 --> 00:32:12,558
- We try.
- Milk and cookies?
657
00:32:14,745 --> 00:32:17,702
- Grown-up milk and cookies.
- Come on in, friend.
658
00:32:28,045 --> 00:32:30,240
- Must you do that?
- Do what?
659
00:32:30,422 --> 00:32:32,936
- Sip?
- Sip? You object to sipping?
660
00:32:33,133 --> 00:32:34,611
If it's done at a
decibel level...
661
00:32:34,759 --> 00:32:37,591
rivaling Louis Armstrong blowing
a high "C," then yes, I object.
662
00:32:37,802 --> 00:32:39,633
- I'll put my mute on.
- Thanks, Satchmo.
663
00:32:39,803 --> 00:32:42,602
We're just minutes away
from the big re-enactment.
664
00:32:42,805 --> 00:32:45,684
And oh my God, do not talk in
that high-pitched girly voice of yours.
665
00:32:45,891 --> 00:32:47,564
- Now, come on.
- You come on.
666
00:32:47,726 --> 00:32:49,045
I'm a girl. My
voice is my voice.
667
00:32:49,143 --> 00:32:51,703
I should have had a boy in
anticipation of times like this.
668
00:32:51,896 --> 00:32:53,495
- So it's your fault.
- Or Christopher's.
669
00:32:53,646 --> 00:32:56,080
Whoever supplies that girl or
boy part of the chromosomes.
670
00:32:56,273 --> 00:32:57,343
It's the guy.
671
00:32:57,483 --> 00:33:00,440
- I'm sorry I'm not vivacious.
- It was for a good cause.
672
00:33:00,651 --> 00:33:02,800
I never remember to
drink water. That is the key.
673
00:33:02,986 --> 00:33:03,986
Lots of water.
674
00:33:04,112 --> 00:33:05,213
- Pancakes.
- What about them?
675
00:33:05,237 --> 00:33:06,557
Surefire thing to
make my head...
676
00:33:06,614 --> 00:33:08,466
feel less awkward for
being attached to my neck.
677
00:33:08,490 --> 00:33:11,176
- Then you are getting pancakes.
- Have you ever been this hung-over?
678
00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:13,303
I don't want to know because
I don't want to hear about it.
679
00:33:13,327 --> 00:33:15,966
But if you have, I am
sorry. And if you haven't...
680
00:33:16,162 --> 00:33:18,721
maybe your life has been a
little too sheltered. Good night.
681
00:33:18,914 --> 00:33:20,824
Has anyone seen Taylor?
682
00:33:20,998 --> 00:33:23,876
I need to talk to Taylor! Come
on, people. Time is of the essence!
683
00:33:24,084 --> 00:33:25,244
Throw something sharp at him.
684
00:33:25,335 --> 00:33:28,133
- Haven't seen him, Kirk.
- Oh, no.
685
00:33:28,337 --> 00:33:32,216
- What's wrong?
- Nothing. Everything's fine.
686
00:33:32,465 --> 00:33:34,341
Lulu's dress okay,
Kirk? And answer quietly.
687
00:33:34,508 --> 00:33:36,737
It's perfect. Fits like a glove.
688
00:33:38,177 --> 00:33:39,371
See you.
689
00:33:41,930 --> 00:33:44,045
I think his mother's
overstarching his laundry again.
690
00:33:44,223 --> 00:33:46,782
Where is Luke? I need
to order before I puke.
691
00:33:46,974 --> 00:33:50,045
- Was Dad drinking like this last night?
- He was the pusher.
692
00:33:50,268 --> 00:33:53,307
He just did not want to stop talking,
and the talking led to more drinking...
693
00:33:53,521 --> 00:33:55,830
and the drinking led to
more talking, but it was good.
694
00:33:56,022 --> 00:33:57,057
Yeah.
695
00:33:57,190 --> 00:33:59,385
I wasn't gonna stay
that long, but, you know...
696
00:33:59,566 --> 00:34:01,841
I don't know if he even
has many friends anymore.
697
00:34:02,026 --> 00:34:04,824
All of his old buddies
are scattered all around.
698
00:34:05,028 --> 00:34:08,019
His support group is two and
heavily into Sesame Street.
699
00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:09,639
What time did you
finally get home?
700
00:34:09,782 --> 00:34:12,899
Sun high, birds
sing, head hurts.
701
00:34:13,118 --> 00:34:16,712
- But it was good that you went.
- Yeah, I know. He needed to vent.
702
00:34:16,954 --> 00:34:19,263
He alternated between
feeling bad about his dad...
703
00:34:19,455 --> 00:34:22,333
and not liking him so much for
pretty much being a jerk his whole life.
704
00:34:22,541 --> 00:34:25,498
The one time I met Straub,
he did seem a little bitter.
705
00:34:25,710 --> 00:34:27,186
The venting took
a very weird turn...
706
00:34:27,210 --> 00:34:29,809
when he started coming up with
all of his dad's negative traits...
707
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:31,920
- corresponding to letters of the alphabet.
- What?
708
00:34:32,005 --> 00:34:34,314
"A," he was absent.
"B," he was a bully.
709
00:34:34,507 --> 00:34:37,180
"C," he was cold.
"D," he was dreary.
710
00:34:37,384 --> 00:34:39,818
- What was "K"?
- He was Kuwaiti.
711
00:34:40,010 --> 00:34:43,365
- Kuwaiti, like the country?
- Yes. As it got later, it got sillier.
712
00:34:43,596 --> 00:34:46,282
Sounds like you're just what he
needed. You might be his oldest buddy.
713
00:34:46,306 --> 00:34:50,503
True. But he talked on and on about
you and how good it was that you visited.
714
00:34:50,768 --> 00:34:53,919
I am glad. We had some stuff to figure
out, and we pretty much figured it out.
715
00:34:54,146 --> 00:34:55,180
Good.
716
00:34:55,312 --> 00:34:56,382
Hi.
717
00:34:56,522 --> 00:34:57,956
I didn't know you
guys were here.
718
00:34:58,106 --> 00:34:59,983
- Hi, Luke.
- Hello, there.
719
00:35:00,150 --> 00:35:03,858
I had to run to the store. Look
at this. This re-enactment lunacy.
720
00:35:04,111 --> 00:35:06,260
We are so front row for that.
721
00:35:06,446 --> 00:35:08,589
- Your eyes are red.
- Got a bad night's sleep last night.
722
00:35:08,613 --> 00:35:10,445
- What happened?
- Well...
723
00:35:10,614 --> 00:35:12,525
I kept her up
pretty late. Girl talk.
724
00:35:12,700 --> 00:35:13,734
Okay.
725
00:35:13,992 --> 00:35:15,261
So, what do you
guys want to eat?
726
00:35:15,285 --> 00:35:17,364
- She would like...
- More coffee. That's all I want.
727
00:35:17,494 --> 00:35:21,327
- Okay. How about you, Rory?
- I guess I'm fine with just coffee, too.
728
00:35:21,622 --> 00:35:23,737
- You two are easy.
- Spread that around, will you?
729
00:35:23,915 --> 00:35:24,915
Will do.
730
00:35:25,042 --> 00:35:26,361
What about your pancakes?
731
00:35:26,500 --> 00:35:28,889
Pancakes are hangover food.
It would get him suspicious.
732
00:35:29,086 --> 00:35:30,396
I could have
ordered them for you.
733
00:35:30,420 --> 00:35:33,537
- I wasn't stopping you.
- I just wasn't fast enough.
734
00:35:33,839 --> 00:35:36,034
I shouldn't have lied
about where I was last night.
735
00:35:36,215 --> 00:35:38,809
I'm over 19 and lying to my
boyfriend about stuff, that's wrong.
736
00:35:39,009 --> 00:35:40,044
Okay.
737
00:35:40,177 --> 00:35:43,009
I could just say his father died,
and I went over to comfort him...
738
00:35:43,220 --> 00:35:45,779
with tequila, which we
drank all night long, alone.
739
00:35:45,972 --> 00:35:48,884
He didn't need to know. It's
better that he doesn't know.
740
00:35:49,099 --> 00:35:52,614
- He didn't need to know.
- The re-enactment. It's starting!
741
00:35:52,852 --> 00:35:55,081
- Voice.
- The re-enactment is starting.
742
00:35:55,270 --> 00:35:56,783
Much better. Let's go.
743
00:35:56,938 --> 00:35:57,937
[Drums playing]
744
00:35:59,148 --> 00:36:02,503
Welcome to Stars Hollow's
new historically accurate...
745
00:36:02,734 --> 00:36:04,292
revolutionary war re-enactment.
746
00:36:04,443 --> 00:36:06,254
To the members of the
press, I'd like to point out...
747
00:36:06,278 --> 00:36:08,188
that my best side
is my right side.
748
00:36:08,363 --> 00:36:10,240
Left side's fine, too.
I was just kidding.
749
00:36:10,405 --> 00:36:12,681
People forget that men of
the cloth can crack jokes, too.
750
00:36:14,617 --> 00:36:17,415
Anyway, I'd like to introduce
three special participants.
751
00:36:17,619 --> 00:36:20,576
Bobby, Tara, and Craig, who
were chosen from our own...
752
00:36:20,788 --> 00:36:24,143
Stars Hollow Elementary School
to narrate what you see today.
753
00:36:24,374 --> 00:36:27,650
- "The year..."
- "1779."
754
00:36:27,876 --> 00:36:30,151
- "The location..."
- "Stars Hollow."
755
00:36:30,378 --> 00:36:33,051
Children should shoot us
for what we make them do.
756
00:36:33,254 --> 00:36:37,133
"An important turning point
when our brave town militia..."
757
00:36:37,383 --> 00:36:41,171
"learned that a powerful British
general was riding through the area..."
758
00:36:41,427 --> 00:36:45,214
"To rejoin his troops and
wage a decisive battle."
759
00:36:45,554 --> 00:36:47,227
"It inspired an idea."
760
00:36:49,432 --> 00:36:52,184
"First, the militia went
off to block the highroad."
761
00:36:52,393 --> 00:36:55,066
Come on, men. Let's
block the highroad.
762
00:36:55,269 --> 00:36:57,306
No horses? Wouldn't
they have had horses?
763
00:36:57,479 --> 00:37:00,198
Or at least some coconuts to
bang together for a nice sound effect.
764
00:37:00,399 --> 00:37:02,708
"Brave, our soldiers are."
765
00:37:02,900 --> 00:37:05,015
"The British general
had no choice..."
766
00:37:05,193 --> 00:37:08,264
"But to take the only passable
road on this snowy day."
767
00:37:08,487 --> 00:37:11,000
"The road through Stars Hollow."
768
00:37:12,073 --> 00:37:15,349
"Soon, a scout arrived to
warn of the general's coming."
769
00:37:15,575 --> 00:37:18,612
The British general is coming!
770
00:37:18,828 --> 00:37:21,945
- So expositional.
- I guess Tony Kushner wasn't available.
771
00:37:22,163 --> 00:37:24,802
"And then the general arrived."
772
00:37:24,999 --> 00:37:28,593
It's certainly unfortunate that the
highroad was blocked this day...
773
00:37:28,835 --> 00:37:30,791
forcing me to ride through town.
774
00:37:30,961 --> 00:37:33,146
Seriously, this dialogue is
worse than From Justin to Kelly.
775
00:37:33,170 --> 00:37:35,968
"Then, a brave woman
put herself in harm's way..."
776
00:37:36,172 --> 00:37:38,606
"And emerged to
distract the general."
777
00:37:39,967 --> 00:37:43,561
- Is that your dress?
- Yeah. I made it to Lulu's specifications.
778
00:37:43,803 --> 00:37:45,918
- Did she get bonier all of a sudden?
- And taller?
779
00:37:46,096 --> 00:37:47,813
Good day, fair lady.
780
00:37:48,431 --> 00:37:51,821
You intrigue me.
What have you to say?
781
00:37:54,101 --> 00:37:55,375
- Kirk!
- Kirk?
782
00:37:55,519 --> 00:37:57,589
No wonder her breasts
weren't holding it up.
783
00:37:57,770 --> 00:38:00,159
- What are you doing? Where's Lulu?
- She's sick.
784
00:38:00,356 --> 00:38:03,235
I tried to find you, but you weren't
around and I didn't know what to do.
785
00:38:03,275 --> 00:38:04,753
Everyone's looking.
786
00:38:04,900 --> 00:38:07,459
I didn't want to let the town
down with the press here and all...
787
00:38:07,610 --> 00:38:08,725
so I just did it myself.
788
00:38:08,862 --> 00:38:11,455
That's the ugliest
lady I've ever seen.
789
00:38:11,655 --> 00:38:15,284
This is far and away the
worst thing you have ever done.
790
00:38:15,533 --> 00:38:19,207
- I am livid with you.
- We're not supposed to be arguing, Taylor.
791
00:38:19,452 --> 00:38:21,728
We're supposed
to be making love.
792
00:38:24,789 --> 00:38:26,062
Dear, God.
793
00:38:31,669 --> 00:38:36,343
"This simple, common woman whose
livelihood defied laws of morality..."
794
00:38:36,631 --> 00:38:39,429
"But acting in a fashion in
which God would forgive her..."
795
00:38:39,633 --> 00:38:42,306
"led the British general to
the warmth of her boudoir."
796
00:38:42,509 --> 00:38:44,704
"She saved Stars Hollow."
797
00:38:45,803 --> 00:38:47,441
- Reverend.
- Sorry.
798
00:38:48,096 --> 00:38:50,814
"The British general was
kept occupied long enough..."
799
00:38:51,015 --> 00:38:55,451
"For Lafayette's troops to ambush his
men. A decisive victory for the colonists."
800
00:38:56,144 --> 00:39:00,659
"Thanks to the Stars Hollow
militia, and the woman..."
801
00:39:00,980 --> 00:39:03,334
- Now what? Is it over?
- No idea.
802
00:39:03,815 --> 00:39:06,045
How far are Kirk and
Taylor gonna take this thing?
803
00:39:06,234 --> 00:39:07,667
I'm not leaving till I find out.
804
00:39:07,818 --> 00:39:09,728
I have to get back to
the Inn. Keep me posted.
805
00:39:09,903 --> 00:39:11,257
I'm riveted.
806
00:39:19,785 --> 00:39:22,742
- Hello.
- Hello, Richard. How are you?
807
00:39:23,037 --> 00:39:25,153
- Very good. And you?
- Excellent.
808
00:39:25,372 --> 00:39:27,283
I was going to check on the dog.
809
00:39:27,457 --> 00:39:30,050
I'm thinking of putting up some
fliers around the neighborhood.
810
00:39:30,250 --> 00:39:32,081
Fliers are tacky, but they work.
811
00:39:32,252 --> 00:39:34,063
And I thought you could
look up on your computer...
812
00:39:34,087 --> 00:39:35,679
where the best
place to print them is.
813
00:39:35,837 --> 00:39:38,476
- The dog is gone.
- Gone? He's gone?
814
00:39:38,673 --> 00:39:39,822
She's gone.
815
00:39:39,966 --> 00:39:43,276
- I thought you said it was a boy.
- Apparently, I misread what I saw.
816
00:39:43,510 --> 00:39:44,709
She was very hairy down there.
817
00:39:44,802 --> 00:39:47,873
Your calls paid off. Someone
you called called someone else...
818
00:39:48,096 --> 00:39:50,406
and somehow found the
owner and she came...
819
00:39:50,597 --> 00:39:52,270
and picked the dog
up late last night.
820
00:39:52,432 --> 00:39:53,791
I didn't even hear
anyone come by.
821
00:39:53,933 --> 00:39:57,212
I would have called you, but I didn't see
a light on. I didn't want to disturb you.
822
00:39:57,394 --> 00:40:00,511
- It wouldn't have disturbed me.
- I'll know that for next time.
823
00:40:00,729 --> 00:40:02,925
Not that we'll ever find
a dog in the yard again.
824
00:40:03,106 --> 00:40:04,619
Yes. Well...
825
00:40:05,692 --> 00:40:08,001
I hope you told them
to get an ID tag for it.
826
00:40:08,193 --> 00:40:11,548
- It's irresponsible not to have one.
- I told them how much they put us out.
827
00:40:11,779 --> 00:40:14,378
I missed a half day's work, and
you were inconvenienced even more.
828
00:40:14,531 --> 00:40:16,282
Yes, I was.
829
00:40:17,700 --> 00:40:21,215
- Her name was Princess by the way.
- Was it? Princess?
830
00:40:25,121 --> 00:40:27,840
I should get back to the house.
I've got a million things to do.
831
00:40:28,040 --> 00:40:29,757
I have to go to work.
832
00:40:35,962 --> 00:40:38,475
Believe me, I know the futility
of fighting Mother Nature.
833
00:40:38,672 --> 00:40:41,823
She's been a real mother
lately, almost rivals my mother.
834
00:40:42,675 --> 00:40:44,426
Yeah, but you and your plow...
835
00:40:44,593 --> 00:40:47,869
do control Mother Nature's
droppings, a.k.a. the snow...
836
00:40:48,095 --> 00:40:50,015
and all I'm saying is
could you try to keep it...
837
00:40:50,097 --> 00:40:52,770
from blocking the Dragonfly's
one and only driveway?
838
00:40:52,974 --> 00:40:56,443
It kind of locks us in, and we
get all cranky and claustrophobic...
839
00:40:56,684 --> 00:40:58,078
especially when
we're out of coffee...
840
00:40:58,102 --> 00:41:00,413
which I'm not anticipating,
but I didn't anticipate it before...
841
00:41:00,437 --> 00:41:03,474
and it happened, and I
suffered withdrawal pains.
842
00:41:04,899 --> 00:41:06,013
Right.
843
00:41:06,149 --> 00:41:10,028
I really appreciate it. I actually
like plows. They look like fun.
844
00:41:11,695 --> 00:41:14,971
Right. I'm sure plowing doesn't
pay enough. No, that part's not fun.
845
00:41:15,197 --> 00:41:17,756
I used to be a maid.
I know low wages.
846
00:41:19,950 --> 00:41:23,340
I'm really not comfortable telling you
what I made then or what I make now.
847
00:41:23,578 --> 00:41:26,968
Just anything you can do
will help. Okay, thank you.
848
00:41:29,540 --> 00:41:31,689
- What is this?
- It's an ice rink.
849
00:41:31,917 --> 00:41:35,227
- An ice rink? How did this happen?
- Jack Frost brought it.
850
00:41:35,461 --> 00:41:37,974
- Does he look like Luke Danes?
- A little. Not as handsome.
851
00:41:38,171 --> 00:41:40,003
You made me an ice rink?
852
00:41:40,215 --> 00:41:41,859
It's just a rink in a
box. You set it up,
853
00:41:41,871 --> 00:41:43,650
you fill it with water.
It's not a big deal.
854
00:41:43,883 --> 00:41:46,602
It is a big deal.
It's a very big deal.
855
00:41:46,843 --> 00:41:48,402
Here, try it out.
856
00:41:49,012 --> 00:41:52,242
My dad did this for me
once. I was in a hockey phase.
857
00:41:52,473 --> 00:41:55,863
That's how I broke my nose the
first time. Skated right into a tree.
858
00:41:56,100 --> 00:41:58,375
What in the world
inspired you to do this?
859
00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:01,870
I felt kind of bad about you and snow
and the rough time you were having.
860
00:42:02,104 --> 00:42:04,822
And I really wasn't helping
any by saying all that stuff...
861
00:42:05,023 --> 00:42:08,855
about snow being a pain and impractical and
it's just icy water falling from the sky.
862
00:42:09,108 --> 00:42:10,988
I thought maybe I'd get
you two back together...
863
00:42:11,027 --> 00:42:12,906
- make you feel better about snow again.
- Yeah?
864
00:42:13,070 --> 00:42:15,948
I'm grumpy about stuff,
but I don't want you to be.
865
00:42:17,657 --> 00:42:18,851
Careful.
866
00:42:19,574 --> 00:42:21,167
I'm being careful.
867
00:42:22,159 --> 00:42:24,627
- Thanks for reconciling us.
- Anytime.
868
00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:28,269
- You were lying this morning.
- What?
869
00:42:28,455 --> 00:42:30,295
You said you were
fine, but you didn't look it.
870
00:42:30,332 --> 00:42:31,811
You get sick or
something last night?
871
00:42:31,958 --> 00:42:34,676
No. I just had a
headache. Still do.
872
00:42:34,918 --> 00:42:38,387
- Just one of those things.
- Yeah, I get headaches. I just feel bad.
873
00:42:38,629 --> 00:42:40,426
That's all it was, a headache.
874
00:42:40,588 --> 00:42:42,977
- I love this ice rink.
- Try it out.
875
00:42:48,177 --> 00:42:51,134
- It's great!
- Keep away from trees.
876
00:42:52,138 --> 00:42:55,289
- I look like a dork, but I love it.
- You look fine.
877
00:42:56,599 --> 00:42:59,556
- You want to be Randy to my Tai?
- I'll just watch.