1 00:01:05,762 --> 00:01:07,115 Hey, wake up. 2 00:01:07,262 --> 00:01:08,262 [Moaning] 3 00:01:08,513 --> 00:01:09,911 - Wake up. - No. 4 00:01:10,139 --> 00:01:13,290 - Come on, you're missing it. - Is it sleep? Because you'd be right. 5 00:01:13,516 --> 00:01:16,155 - Smell the air, smell it. - It smells cold. 6 00:01:16,352 --> 00:01:18,423 - Come on. - What? No, it's freezing! 7 00:01:18,604 --> 00:01:19,752 Come on! 8 00:01:21,564 --> 00:01:24,521 - The floor's cold. - You're so obsessed with the cold. 9 00:01:24,733 --> 00:01:27,326 - Because it's cold! - I know. Come on. 10 00:01:27,902 --> 00:01:28,971 Grumble. 11 00:01:30,111 --> 00:01:32,021 - I'm turning numb. - Keep moving. 12 00:01:32,196 --> 00:01:34,596 Are my feet still attached to my body or did they snap off... 13 00:01:34,697 --> 00:01:35,892 coming down the stairs? 14 00:01:36,032 --> 00:01:37,792 - They're still there. - Why are we out here? 15 00:01:37,866 --> 00:01:39,345 - Take a deep breath. - What? 16 00:01:39,493 --> 00:01:40,971 - Do it. - Yeah. 17 00:01:41,452 --> 00:01:42,965 [Sighing] 18 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:44,951 - I smell snow. - What? 19 00:01:45,121 --> 00:01:47,640 It's coming. I always know, I can smell it, and I'm never wrong. 20 00:01:47,831 --> 00:01:49,708 It wasn't in the forecast. 21 00:01:49,875 --> 00:01:53,912 It's just my favorite time of the year. The whole world changes color. 22 00:01:54,169 --> 00:01:55,682 I think I'm blacking out. 23 00:01:55,837 --> 00:01:59,750 Flakes, flurries, swirls, crystals, whatever form it comes in, I'll take it. 24 00:02:00,006 --> 00:02:02,520 We go back, snow and me. We have a beautiful history. 25 00:02:02,717 --> 00:02:04,756 I saw two forecasts. Neither of them mentioned snow. 26 00:02:04,927 --> 00:02:05,879 Cold, but no snow. 27 00:02:05,891 --> 00:02:08,157 Sleigh rides, ice skating, snowball fights... 28 00:02:08,388 --> 00:02:10,742 I'll even take curling. God, I love curling. 29 00:02:10,931 --> 00:02:13,001 Vance Cranston on Channel Six said it would be dry. 30 00:02:13,182 --> 00:02:15,570 Kimmy Liston, Live at 5:00, same thing. No snow, nothing. 31 00:02:15,767 --> 00:02:19,396 Hot cocoa, hot toddies, best time of the year. 32 00:02:20,062 --> 00:02:23,895 Jimmy Mountain in Accuchopper One said it would be weeks before... 33 00:02:31,070 --> 00:02:33,106 Vance and Kimmy are idiots. 34 00:02:33,530 --> 00:02:34,849 Welcome, friends. 35 00:02:34,989 --> 00:02:36,502 - Going inside now. - But... 36 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:39,569 - One more whiff, and then so are you. - Luke. 37 00:03:41,409 --> 00:03:43,241 - Streetwalker? - Too urban. 38 00:03:43,411 --> 00:03:44,844 - Concubine. - Seems highfalutin. 39 00:03:44,995 --> 00:03:48,430 Anyone see Farewell My Concubine? Beautiful film. Gorgeous cinematography. 40 00:03:48,664 --> 00:03:50,813 I'm surprised you see such adult fare, Reverend. 41 00:03:50,999 --> 00:03:53,558 What, you picture me watching Sound of Music every night, Taylor? 42 00:03:53,751 --> 00:03:54,866 - Gag me. - Scarlet Woman. 43 00:03:55,002 --> 00:03:56,002 I like it. 44 00:03:56,128 --> 00:03:57,561 - Too Nathaniel Hawthorne. - Who? 45 00:03:57,712 --> 00:03:58,986 - Read a book. - Harlot. 46 00:03:59,130 --> 00:04:01,006 - No. - Woman of Accommodating Morals. 47 00:04:01,173 --> 00:04:02,368 - Too long. - Hot Mutton. 48 00:04:02,506 --> 00:04:04,866 - I wouldn't know where to begin. - What are you guys doing? 49 00:04:04,967 --> 00:04:07,326 The first snow has arrived, Luke, and with the first snow... 50 00:04:07,385 --> 00:04:09,773 comes the town's revolutionary war re-enactment. 51 00:04:09,970 --> 00:04:11,643 Always a heel-clicking good time. 52 00:04:11,805 --> 00:04:14,034 We've got a big surprise for everybody this year. 53 00:04:14,223 --> 00:04:16,659 - Great. I'll pretend I'm interested. - It's a big deal, Luke. 54 00:04:16,683 --> 00:04:19,720 It's the same thing every year, Reverend. You guys re-enact the time... 55 00:04:19,935 --> 00:04:22,369 a bunch of pigheaded morons stood outside all night... 56 00:04:22,562 --> 00:04:25,235 in the freezing snow, waiting for a battle that never happened. 57 00:04:25,439 --> 00:04:28,112 - This year is different, crank. - A local historian uncovered... 58 00:04:28,316 --> 00:04:31,945 new evidence of Stars Hollow's participation in the revolution. 59 00:04:32,194 --> 00:04:35,072 Apparently, an English battalion was awaiting the return... 60 00:04:35,279 --> 00:04:38,509 of their commanding general with plans for a big battle. 61 00:04:38,782 --> 00:04:41,739 Our soldiers caught wind of this and blocked the highroad... 62 00:04:41,951 --> 00:04:44,260 so that the general had to travel by the lower road... 63 00:04:44,452 --> 00:04:46,045 through town to reach his troops. 64 00:04:46,204 --> 00:04:48,001 So they kidnapped him? 65 00:04:48,747 --> 00:04:51,135 No, they were much st yer than that. 66 00:04:51,332 --> 00:04:54,005 They had a brave lady of the town use her wiles... 67 00:04:54,209 --> 00:04:58,281 to draw the general to her rooms and keep him occupied there. 68 00:04:58,545 --> 00:05:02,821 That delayed the general's arrival, which allowed Lafayette the opportunity... 69 00:05:03,090 --> 00:05:04,842 to ambush the waiting British troops. 70 00:05:05,008 --> 00:05:07,920 - A hooker stopped a battle. - We're not calling her a hooker. 71 00:05:08,135 --> 00:05:10,574 - It's too Baretta. - That's what we're doing now trying to... 72 00:05:10,679 --> 00:05:12,656 - figure out what the hell to call her. - A Bit of Stuff? 73 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:13,680 Too Monty Python. 74 00:05:13,806 --> 00:05:17,082 This new re-enactment is going to be a huge boost to tourism, Luke. 75 00:05:17,308 --> 00:05:19,116 The local press is all excited to cover it. 76 00:05:19,128 --> 00:05:20,504 Then they're very easily amused. 77 00:05:20,727 --> 00:05:23,639 Got a big casting session soon, to pick the lucky townswoman... 78 00:05:23,854 --> 00:05:25,332 to play our special lady. 79 00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:27,312 - She should be thin. - But not too thin. 80 00:05:27,481 --> 00:05:30,473 - Know anybody who fits the bill? - Not offhand, but if I run into... 81 00:05:30,692 --> 00:05:34,002 any moderately weighted whores in my travels, I'll let you know. 82 00:05:34,236 --> 00:05:35,306 Well, Patty is... 83 00:05:35,445 --> 00:05:37,117 - Morning. - Morning, again. 84 00:05:37,280 --> 00:05:39,317 How cool, the re-enactors are meeting. 85 00:05:39,490 --> 00:05:41,129 Just another wonderful by-product of snow. 86 00:05:41,157 --> 00:05:43,432 Yes, they're cooking up something very special. 87 00:05:43,617 --> 00:05:44,382 You want coffee? 88 00:05:44,394 --> 00:05:46,335 No. I'm late. I'll just grab it at the Inn. 89 00:05:46,536 --> 00:05:48,639 I'm actually looking forward to my first cup of hot Joe... 90 00:05:48,663 --> 00:05:50,619 at my new snow-covered inn. 91 00:05:50,789 --> 00:05:54,065 - Why are the re-enactors staring at me? - You wouldn't believe it if I told you. 92 00:05:54,292 --> 00:05:57,090 The reverend is blushing. Why is he blushing? 93 00:05:57,294 --> 00:06:00,809 I'd walk out of here if I was you, and try not to walk too sexy. 94 00:06:01,046 --> 00:06:03,719 - Okay, you'll explain that to me later? - I'd enjoy that. 95 00:06:03,923 --> 00:06:05,913 - Hi, guys. - Pretty lady. 96 00:06:06,174 --> 00:06:07,403 Too thin. 97 00:06:08,509 --> 00:06:12,502 - This is not about your taste, Andrew. - I'm going for historical accuracy, Sy. 98 00:06:12,762 --> 00:06:14,275 Women were heavier back then. 99 00:06:14,431 --> 00:06:16,990 - How about your wife? - You want a sock in the nose? 100 00:06:17,182 --> 00:06:19,775 No, Jean, that works perfectly with my schedule. 101 00:06:19,976 --> 00:06:22,535 And it's been forever since we've seen each other. 102 00:06:22,728 --> 00:06:26,163 I'd love that. Mirabelle is still one of my favorite. 103 00:06:26,397 --> 00:06:27,396 [Exclaiming] 104 00:06:27,564 --> 00:06:29,316 Oh, my God! 105 00:06:29,941 --> 00:06:32,898 No. Jean, hang on a second, will you? 106 00:06:33,985 --> 00:06:34,985 [Phone ringing] 107 00:06:36,820 --> 00:06:39,096 - Hello? - There's a dog on the patio! 108 00:06:39,281 --> 00:06:41,351 - What? Emily? - Of course it's Emily. 109 00:06:41,532 --> 00:06:42,965 I am sorry. You sound agitated. 110 00:06:43,116 --> 00:06:44,754 - Did you get a dog? - Certainly not. 111 00:06:44,910 --> 00:06:46,547 There's a dog on the patio. 112 00:06:46,702 --> 00:06:49,091 - Where are you? - Inside. Richard, do something. 113 00:06:49,287 --> 00:06:50,482 I can't see it from here. 114 00:06:50,622 --> 00:06:52,658 He's here nonetheless, and he's looking at me. 115 00:06:52,831 --> 00:06:55,107 - Richard, the dog is looking at me. - Hold on. 116 00:06:55,292 --> 00:06:58,283 I'm holding, but what are we going to... Richard? 117 00:07:01,754 --> 00:07:03,108 Now do you believe me? 118 00:07:03,255 --> 00:07:05,450 I wasn't doubting you, Emily. I just couldn't see it. 119 00:07:05,632 --> 00:07:06,781 What is that? 120 00:07:06,925 --> 00:07:09,598 You made it sound like it was a rabid beast, so I came prepared. 121 00:07:09,801 --> 00:07:12,474 - Don't get too close. - I don't see any froth on its mouth. 122 00:07:12,678 --> 00:07:13,748 That's something. 123 00:07:13,888 --> 00:07:16,561 I see a collar but no tag. That isn't very smart. 124 00:07:16,765 --> 00:07:20,155 - You're getting too close. - What should I do? It's freezing out here. 125 00:07:20,392 --> 00:07:23,270 - We can't let it roam around. - It can't come into the house. 126 00:07:23,478 --> 00:07:25,548 Why someone would fail to put a tag on a dog... 127 00:07:25,729 --> 00:07:27,639 - Take it to the pool house. - What? Why? 128 00:07:27,813 --> 00:07:29,008 That's why we have it. 129 00:07:29,148 --> 00:07:32,697 We have a pool house for stray dogs? Love the innuendo, Emily. 130 00:07:32,943 --> 00:07:35,010 Fine. I will take him into the pool house. 131 00:07:35,022 --> 00:07:36,014 Thank you, Richard. 132 00:07:36,237 --> 00:07:38,423 I came out, and he was just sitting there. 133 00:07:38,435 --> 00:07:39,035 It's a he? 134 00:07:39,239 --> 00:07:40,512 I don't know. 135 00:07:40,656 --> 00:07:43,124 - I can't get a visual from this angle. - It's not important. 136 00:07:43,324 --> 00:07:45,554 Dog, I want you to come with me. 137 00:07:46,201 --> 00:07:48,590 - Come along, dog. - He's following you. 138 00:07:48,911 --> 00:07:51,471 - Seems to be working. - Good job, Richard! 139 00:07:53,248 --> 00:07:56,717 Hey, you know who just nipped at my nose? Jack Frost. 140 00:07:56,959 --> 00:07:59,347 You know who just nipped at my ear? Jack I-don't-care. 141 00:07:59,544 --> 00:08:01,771 Look outside, Michel. It's the first time we've seen the inn... 142 00:08:01,795 --> 00:08:02,865 blanketed by snow. 143 00:08:03,004 --> 00:08:05,523 - It's like a postcard. - I know, I haven't been this excited... 144 00:08:05,673 --> 00:08:08,107 since Madonna just dropped by Total Request Live. 145 00:08:08,299 --> 00:08:10,277 The floor's a little wet. Are we getting the mats out? 146 00:08:10,301 --> 00:08:11,819 - We are without mats. - That's impossible. 147 00:08:11,843 --> 00:08:13,738 We ordered them eight months ago. We got confirmation. 148 00:08:13,762 --> 00:08:15,656 That they were back-ordered and due within two weeks. 149 00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:18,399 Two weeks turned into eight months, and all we have to show for it... 150 00:08:18,431 --> 00:08:20,071 is our special yellow back-order receipt. 151 00:08:20,183 --> 00:08:22,142 It's such cheap paper they use at the mat place... 152 00:08:22,184 --> 00:08:24,543 - that should have been a clue. - What else can we put down? 153 00:08:24,602 --> 00:08:27,121 Plenty. I saw two movies over the weekend. They were both awful. 154 00:08:27,271 --> 00:08:29,864 I meant put down on the floor so our guests don't slip and fall. 155 00:08:30,064 --> 00:08:31,064 We've to find something. 156 00:08:31,190 --> 00:08:33,251 The good news is that there will be less people here... 157 00:08:33,275 --> 00:08:34,275 who could possibly slip. 158 00:08:34,401 --> 00:08:35,561 What do you mean less people? 159 00:08:35,652 --> 00:08:37,927 We've had four cancellations in the last hour. 160 00:08:38,112 --> 00:08:40,751 - Why? What happened? - All due to snow. 161 00:08:40,947 --> 00:08:43,142 Snow? Our beautiful snow? 162 00:08:43,323 --> 00:08:45,632 People say it is cold and the streets are bad. 163 00:08:45,825 --> 00:08:47,845 The streets are fine. They're plowing away out there. 164 00:08:47,869 --> 00:08:49,222 A graceful, gorgeous plow... 165 00:08:49,369 --> 00:08:51,847 was pushing the snowy white out of the street, right behind me. 166 00:08:51,871 --> 00:08:53,515 - It was beautiful. - They wanted nice weather. 167 00:08:53,539 --> 00:08:55,858 This is nice weather. It's classic Connecticut inn weather. 168 00:08:56,040 --> 00:08:57,184 It's all the more reason to come. 169 00:08:57,208 --> 00:08:59,437 I would advise that you change our cancellation policy. 170 00:08:59,626 --> 00:09:01,741 These people cancel and have to pay nothing. 171 00:09:01,919 --> 00:09:04,022 I hate charging people for canceling. It's too corporate. 172 00:09:04,046 --> 00:09:05,314 We're doing things differently here. 173 00:09:05,338 --> 00:09:08,170 Yes. Bankruptcy will be fun and different. 174 00:09:08,382 --> 00:09:10,462 Be sure to file for it while it's snowing, won't you? 175 00:09:10,634 --> 00:09:13,591 We'll go down to bankruptcy court in a horse-drawn sleigh. 176 00:09:13,803 --> 00:09:16,191 - Try to find mats. - I'll do what I can. 177 00:09:17,138 --> 00:09:19,049 - Hey, Sookie. - Good morning. 178 00:09:19,223 --> 00:09:21,293 How are you loving our winter wonderland? 179 00:09:21,474 --> 00:09:23,828 - My car wouldn't start this morning. - Drag. 180 00:09:24,018 --> 00:09:25,658 And we're almost completely out of coffee. 181 00:09:25,811 --> 00:09:27,403 So make some more. 182 00:09:27,604 --> 00:09:29,560 I mean out out. There's no more on the premises. 183 00:09:29,730 --> 00:09:31,164 - You're kidding. - I wish I was. 184 00:09:31,315 --> 00:09:33,041 But there's mountains of it stacked in the walk-in. 185 00:09:33,065 --> 00:09:35,904 Heroin-sniffing dogs get all excited and confused when they go in there. 186 00:09:36,109 --> 00:09:39,419 - Why do they get all excited and confused? - Because you smuggle heroin in coffee. 187 00:09:39,653 --> 00:09:42,371 - No, I don't. - It was in Beverly Hills Cop, remember? 188 00:09:42,572 --> 00:09:45,291 The heroin in the coffee. Why are you taking everything so literally? 189 00:09:45,490 --> 00:09:46,490 My car wouldn't start. 190 00:09:46,617 --> 00:09:48,510 Since when does that make you take things literally? 191 00:09:48,534 --> 00:09:50,730 Wait, I am sorry. When were there dogs in the walk-in? 192 00:09:50,912 --> 00:09:53,630 I'm just saying we had a lot of coffee, until now, apparently. 193 00:09:53,830 --> 00:09:56,264 Because we're switching suppliers. I found that new blend. 194 00:09:56,457 --> 00:09:58,517 You remember? You tasted it, you said it tasted great. 195 00:09:58,541 --> 00:09:59,541 I liked it. I remember. 196 00:09:59,667 --> 00:10:02,312 So I'm letting the old stuff run out because the new stuff's coming in. 197 00:10:02,336 --> 00:10:04,396 But the new stuff is back-ordered, so it never came in. 198 00:10:04,420 --> 00:10:06,570 - Let's send out for more immediately. - Not possible. 199 00:10:06,756 --> 00:10:09,224 - Why? - Remember those wonderful snowplows... 200 00:10:09,424 --> 00:10:11,653 you were writing a sonnet to not five minutes ago? 201 00:10:11,842 --> 00:10:14,879 Well, one of them dumped a 10-foot mountain of snow... 202 00:10:15,094 --> 00:10:16,209 in our driveway. 203 00:10:16,346 --> 00:10:19,098 - There is no getting in or out. - Unbelievable. 204 00:10:19,306 --> 00:10:21,581 It's not so bad because with the cancellations... 205 00:10:21,766 --> 00:10:23,802 no one's coming today anyway. 206 00:10:23,975 --> 00:10:25,912 Yes, but we have to get out to go home, eventually... 207 00:10:25,936 --> 00:10:28,245 and to get coffee now. So, start the guys digging. 208 00:10:28,437 --> 00:10:30,876 You mean, I should get the one guy who did not call in sick... 209 00:10:30,939 --> 00:10:32,818 because of the snow and the cold to get digging? 210 00:10:32,981 --> 00:10:34,699 Yes, get him digging. 211 00:10:34,942 --> 00:10:36,773 It's okay. It's all good. 212 00:10:36,943 --> 00:10:39,855 Snow will be dug, and mats will be found... 213 00:10:40,070 --> 00:10:41,788 coffee will be bought. Everything's good. 214 00:10:41,946 --> 00:10:43,505 - By the way... - Yeah. 215 00:10:43,656 --> 00:10:45,975 There are still people out there eating breakfast and... 216 00:10:46,157 --> 00:10:48,511 - And? - And drinking coffee. 217 00:10:49,076 --> 00:10:50,350 Customers. 218 00:10:52,703 --> 00:10:54,534 - Morning. - Stupid C-SPAN. 219 00:10:54,704 --> 00:10:56,820 - What? - Stupid C-SPAN'S had me on hold forever... 220 00:10:56,998 --> 00:10:58,037 and I've got to get going. 221 00:10:58,165 --> 00:10:59,810 You're not the only one who calls C-SPAN, Paris. 222 00:10:59,834 --> 00:11:02,269 Right, there are a lot of us like the guy who asked a question... 223 00:11:02,293 --> 00:11:04,813 about Iran's long-range missile production and nuclear capacity... 224 00:11:04,837 --> 00:11:06,828 then shouted "ba-ba-booey." Him, they put on... 225 00:11:07,005 --> 00:11:09,439 me, they've got twiddling my thumbs. 226 00:11:09,799 --> 00:11:11,152 - Dad. - Hey, kiddo. 227 00:11:11,299 --> 00:11:13,318 - What are you doing here? - I was just in the neighborhood. 228 00:11:13,342 --> 00:11:14,444 I thought I would look you up. 229 00:11:14,468 --> 00:11:16,404 - Did you bring the baby? - The baby's getting spoiled... 230 00:11:16,428 --> 00:11:18,587 - by her grandma. So, where you headed? - I have class. 231 00:11:18,763 --> 00:11:21,322 Right, college, classes. I've seen Oxford Blues. 232 00:11:21,515 --> 00:11:23,949 I should have put that together. So, this is your place, huh? 233 00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:26,451 Yeah. It's a little messy right now. 234 00:11:26,643 --> 00:11:28,316 - That's Paris. - We've met. Hi, Paris. 235 00:11:28,478 --> 00:11:29,957 Hello. Yeah, I've got a suggestion... 236 00:11:30,104 --> 00:11:32,082 for getting you guys out of the ratings basement... 237 00:11:32,106 --> 00:11:33,903 and putting me on hold is not one of them. 238 00:11:34,065 --> 00:11:35,623 So, you were just passing through? 239 00:11:35,774 --> 00:11:38,572 Yeah, I was in the area, or the area near the area. 240 00:11:38,776 --> 00:11:40,813 - So, how about breakfast? - I don't have time. 241 00:11:40,987 --> 00:11:42,624 It's the most important meal of the day. 242 00:11:42,779 --> 00:11:44,928 And the most skipped around here. Mornings are busy. 243 00:11:45,114 --> 00:11:48,071 Forget busy, forget class. Play hooky, have breakfast with me. Come on. 244 00:11:48,283 --> 00:11:48,511 Dad. 245 00:11:48,523 --> 00:11:50,283 We can all go together if you want. Paris. 246 00:11:50,368 --> 00:11:52,324 I am kind of hungry, and C-SPAN can kiss my ass. 247 00:11:52,494 --> 00:11:53,814 - Okay, then, we're on. - Dad. 248 00:11:53,954 --> 00:11:56,263 - We can walk, we can drive... - Dad, no! I have to go. 249 00:11:56,455 --> 00:11:59,367 - I can't be any clearer, okay? - Rory. 250 00:12:03,586 --> 00:12:07,543 We can certainly rebook you because we'd love to have you come anytime, really. 251 00:12:07,796 --> 00:12:10,628 But if you reconsidered your cancellation and came in now... 252 00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:13,797 you would find nothing less than a magical wonderland. 253 00:12:14,009 --> 00:12:16,000 A snowy Xanadu of goodness. 254 00:12:16,178 --> 00:12:20,215 Really, Bing Crosby is warming up his pipes over by the fireplace. Magical. 255 00:12:21,723 --> 00:12:24,111 Yes, driving in the snow is tricky. 256 00:12:24,850 --> 00:12:28,524 No, I don't think I could get Bing Crosby to come pick you up. 257 00:12:29,227 --> 00:12:31,616 Okay, just check your calendar and call back... 258 00:12:31,813 --> 00:12:33,405 and I'll be here to rearrange it. 259 00:12:33,564 --> 00:12:35,201 Thank you. Bye-bye. 260 00:12:38,984 --> 00:12:42,101 - That was very graceful. - God, I'm desperate for those mats. 261 00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:45,789 I had been working on the mats, but you asked me to shovel the snow. 262 00:12:46,031 --> 00:12:49,261 And now I have a blister, a muscle spasm, and a neck crick... 263 00:12:49,492 --> 00:12:52,131 and I have a date tonight, and a crick will cramp my kissing move. 264 00:12:52,327 --> 00:12:53,920 Well, I appreciate your effort. 265 00:12:54,077 --> 00:12:56,876 - Are you being sarcastic? - Just a tiny bit. 266 00:12:57,080 --> 00:13:00,628 You know that I am light-boned and cannot take physical exertion. 267 00:13:00,874 --> 00:13:04,264 - I work with my mind. - You're excused from shoveling duty. 268 00:13:04,502 --> 00:13:05,856 Just focus on the mats. 269 00:13:06,003 --> 00:13:08,391 We have another problem. The Goldfarbs are missing. 270 00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:09,861 Goldfarbs? Our Goldfarbs? 271 00:13:10,005 --> 00:13:12,565 The ones you recommended to go cross-country skiing this morning. 272 00:13:12,674 --> 00:13:14,027 Right, so they're out skiing. 273 00:13:14,175 --> 00:13:16,085 They said they would be back by noon promptly. 274 00:13:16,259 --> 00:13:19,137 It's past noon, and their friends are here to meet them for lunch... 275 00:13:19,345 --> 00:13:21,018 but the Goldfarbs are AWOL. 276 00:13:21,180 --> 00:13:22,738 - They're what? - AWOL! 277 00:13:22,889 --> 00:13:23,959 Oh, A-WOL. 278 00:13:24,099 --> 00:13:26,117 What do I care? I'm French. The point is, we strapped... 279 00:13:26,141 --> 00:13:28,178 wooden sticks to the feet of a fat orthodontist... 280 00:13:28,352 --> 00:13:31,104 and a woman with ugly, chunky jewelry and we lost them. 281 00:13:31,312 --> 00:13:33,985 - Oh my God, it's only noon. - Should I call the authorities? 282 00:13:34,189 --> 00:13:36,166 - You think we're there already? - What are you doing? 283 00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:37,225 Cleaning up. 284 00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:40,156 No, let's wait another 20 minutes. Just keep calling their cell phone. 285 00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:41,394 Joy. 286 00:13:41,527 --> 00:13:44,087 Please tell me you're not doing what I think you're doing. 287 00:13:44,278 --> 00:13:46,840 I'm just cleaning up. We're shorthanded today. Go about your business. 288 00:13:46,864 --> 00:13:49,217 You were pouring leftover coffee from other people's cups... 289 00:13:49,241 --> 00:13:51,197 into your own cup, and now you're gonna drink it! 290 00:13:51,367 --> 00:13:53,483 - No! Get away! - Give me that cup. 291 00:13:53,661 --> 00:13:55,679 Don't you understand? If I don't get coffee in me... 292 00:13:55,703 --> 00:13:57,013 things are going to get ugly around here. 293 00:13:57,037 --> 00:13:59,182 - "Going to get?" - Be very careful. She's near the knife. 294 00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:01,674 - Give me that. I'm ashamed of you. - I'm ashamed of me, too. 295 00:14:01,874 --> 00:14:04,547 - If that wasn't a cry for help... - I'm going out. 296 00:14:04,751 --> 00:14:06,468 - The driveway's still blocked. - On foot. 297 00:14:06,627 --> 00:14:08,015 The snow is soft and 4 feet deep. 298 00:14:08,027 --> 00:14:09,786 I'm going cross-country skiing for coffee. 299 00:14:10,004 --> 00:14:11,642 The Goldfarbs have the skis. 300 00:14:11,798 --> 00:14:13,549 I'm going out, and I'm bringing back coffee. 301 00:14:13,715 --> 00:14:15,114 Be careful of the floor. 302 00:14:15,259 --> 00:14:16,258 [Lorelai shouting] 303 00:14:16,509 --> 00:14:18,362 LORELAI: I'm sorry. We're getting mats, I swear. 304 00:14:18,386 --> 00:14:19,819 - Have a nice day. - Thanks. 305 00:14:23,556 --> 00:14:26,115 - Emily, hello. - I saw your car in the driveway... 306 00:14:26,307 --> 00:14:28,107 and was just wondering if everything was okay. 307 00:14:28,184 --> 00:14:29,981 Everything's fine. Thank you. 308 00:14:30,144 --> 00:14:34,932 I've put off my morning appointments to sort of stabilize the canine situation. 309 00:14:35,689 --> 00:14:38,521 - She's been fairly calm. - It's a she? 310 00:14:38,732 --> 00:14:41,371 - That has been ascertained. - And there's no ID tag? 311 00:14:41,568 --> 00:14:43,445 A gross oversight of its owners. 312 00:14:43,611 --> 00:14:46,250 I found its exact breed, though, which may come in handy. 313 00:14:46,447 --> 00:14:49,916 - Wonderful. - Let me bring up the website. 314 00:14:50,907 --> 00:14:54,137 Dogbreed411.com. 315 00:14:54,368 --> 00:14:55,767 Isn't that clever? 316 00:14:55,911 --> 00:14:58,550 It's amazing, the information available on the computer these days. 317 00:14:58,747 --> 00:15:01,226 It's wonderful. There are websites you'd be interested in, too. 318 00:15:01,415 --> 00:15:02,767 - I wouldn't know how. - It's easy. 319 00:15:02,791 --> 00:15:04,790 Whatever you're interested in, you just type it in. 320 00:15:04,834 --> 00:15:08,588 The DAR or Louis Vuitton or Franz Schubert and you're off and running. 321 00:15:08,837 --> 00:15:10,110 - That easy? - That easy. 322 00:15:10,254 --> 00:15:11,483 There she is. 323 00:15:11,630 --> 00:15:13,222 The long-haired Jack Russell Terrier. 324 00:15:13,381 --> 00:15:14,984 I'll start calling the neighbors and tell them... 325 00:15:15,008 --> 00:15:16,918 we have a long-haired Jack Russell Terrier. 326 00:15:17,092 --> 00:15:18,127 A female. 327 00:15:18,260 --> 00:15:21,331 - What's all that luggage? - That is a Louis Vuitton website. 328 00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:25,261 - I thought you might like to peruse it. - Isn't that something? 329 00:15:25,931 --> 00:15:28,160 Use that mouse there to move around. 330 00:15:28,516 --> 00:15:30,393 A mouse? How fun. 331 00:15:32,519 --> 00:15:34,748 That was David Hume, a personal favorite. 332 00:15:34,937 --> 00:15:36,977 And I'm not saying that because Hume was Scottish... 333 00:15:37,065 --> 00:15:38,458 and my mother's maiden name is McCammon. 334 00:15:38,482 --> 00:15:40,757 Okay, more on the Principles of Morals... 335 00:15:40,941 --> 00:15:43,740 and, perhaps, why Scots rule the next time we're together. 336 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:47,537 Have a good day. And read. Read. 337 00:15:50,698 --> 00:15:52,689 - Still here? - Still here. This is for you. 338 00:15:52,867 --> 00:15:55,096 Coffee. It might be a little cold. 339 00:15:55,285 --> 00:15:58,993 Teachers sure talk a lot here at Yale. There's no bells. Don't they have bells? 340 00:15:59,246 --> 00:16:01,714 - Nope. Thanks for this. - You're welcome. 341 00:16:02,624 --> 00:16:05,853 Look, Rory, that manic, desperate guy who came down to your dorm room... 342 00:16:06,084 --> 00:16:07,483 this morning, he left. 343 00:16:07,627 --> 00:16:10,061 He's gone, and I'm not gonna bug you anymore, okay? 344 00:16:10,253 --> 00:16:11,971 - Okay. - I didn't think it through... 345 00:16:12,129 --> 00:16:14,928 and I feel pretty dumb coming down here like this. 346 00:16:15,132 --> 00:16:19,840 I just have to say, though, that I hate our relationship, okay? I hate it. 347 00:16:20,219 --> 00:16:22,653 This wall, this stupid wall. It sucks. 348 00:16:22,845 --> 00:16:25,365 And I put it there, but I wanted to try to do something about it... 349 00:16:25,389 --> 00:16:27,380 and I got a little desperate, and I'm sorry. 350 00:16:27,557 --> 00:16:29,786 - It's okay. - I've been in Hartford a lot. 351 00:16:29,975 --> 00:16:33,649 My dad's sick, my mom's with the baby and I've had time to think and... 352 00:16:33,895 --> 00:16:35,771 maybe that's not good. But... 353 00:16:36,313 --> 00:16:39,225 my dad and I, we always had that wall, you know, and... 354 00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:42,477 God, for us to be that way, like my dad and me? 355 00:16:43,734 --> 00:16:45,774 I don't want you visiting when I'm old and cranky... 356 00:16:45,945 --> 00:16:47,880 and you feel like you have to. I want you to visit now... 357 00:16:47,904 --> 00:16:49,577 and I want you to want to. 358 00:16:49,739 --> 00:16:52,048 Look, I'm not gonna bother you anymore. 359 00:16:52,241 --> 00:16:55,915 This wasn't fair for me to do this, surprising you like this. 360 00:16:56,576 --> 00:16:58,010 It wasn't fair. 361 00:16:58,578 --> 00:17:02,649 Here, I didn't know how you take your coffee, so I got you everything. 362 00:17:03,665 --> 00:17:05,258 I'll see you, kid. 363 00:17:06,166 --> 00:17:07,201 Bye. 364 00:17:09,210 --> 00:17:12,440 TAYLOR: This is not just an historic re-enactment, ladies. 365 00:17:12,671 --> 00:17:17,301 This is an historic moment unto itself. This will be the first time... 366 00:17:17,591 --> 00:17:20,787 that a member of the fairer sex has participated... 367 00:17:21,010 --> 00:17:24,638 in Stars Hollow's revolutionary war re-enactment. 368 00:17:24,929 --> 00:17:28,239 Lulu is fully aware of the historical significance of this, Taylor. 369 00:17:28,473 --> 00:17:31,062 She's bright and sexy. I'll tell you that. 370 00:17:31,074 --> 00:17:31,783 All right. 371 00:17:32,101 --> 00:17:36,298 My point is that this will be the first vital role... 372 00:17:36,604 --> 00:17:39,163 a woman has played in our re-enactment. 373 00:17:39,356 --> 00:17:42,108 And you should know that it is of a sensitive nature. 374 00:17:42,316 --> 00:17:45,148 So if you're overly sensitive, you may want to back out now. 375 00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:48,909 - Lulu's as insensitive as they come. - Fine, Kirk. Thank you. 376 00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:50,383 Now, we've little time... 377 00:17:50,530 --> 00:17:52,487 and we have to choose the right girl quickly. 378 00:17:52,657 --> 00:17:54,727 Stand up, please, all of you. 379 00:17:56,451 --> 00:17:59,886 All right, based on the visual that we're looking for... 380 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:04,795 I must now eliminate numbers two five, seven, and nine. 381 00:18:05,082 --> 00:18:08,869 Thank you for coming. Now, for the rest of you... 382 00:18:09,126 --> 00:18:12,720 I need to see a demonstration of your acting abilities. 383 00:18:12,962 --> 00:18:15,760 Please give me your best "come hither" look. 384 00:18:21,843 --> 00:18:24,561 Your "come hither" looks, ladies. 385 00:18:24,762 --> 00:18:28,197 - That was my "come hither" look. - Girls! 386 00:18:28,431 --> 00:18:30,501 You're supposed to be seducing a man. 387 00:18:30,682 --> 00:18:32,673 Now, picture on horseback... 388 00:18:32,851 --> 00:18:35,763 a dashing, finely accoutered gentleman... 389 00:18:35,978 --> 00:18:38,332 firm of jaw and solid of build. 390 00:18:38,521 --> 00:18:41,194 - I thought you were doing it, Taylor. - I am. 391 00:18:42,900 --> 00:18:47,335 - You with your funny jokes! - Yes, me and my jokes. 392 00:18:47,652 --> 00:18:49,688 - Four and eight, you may go. - Yes! 393 00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:53,138 - Taylor, isn't eight your sister's kid? - That's little Debbie. 394 00:18:53,365 --> 00:18:57,039 And you were coaching her to... I mean, you had her... Never mind. 395 00:18:58,327 --> 00:19:02,398 Let's try the look again, girls. You're being seductive. 396 00:19:07,124 --> 00:19:09,194 Kirk, don't be a pageant mom. 397 00:19:09,376 --> 00:19:11,333 I can't tell in these outfits. 398 00:19:11,502 --> 00:19:14,857 - You're all so heavily dressed. - It's cold outside. 399 00:19:15,088 --> 00:19:18,045 The young heroine of our story didn't think of the cold... 400 00:19:18,256 --> 00:19:21,532 when she gave up her greatest treasure for her country. 401 00:19:21,801 --> 00:19:24,872 Lulu's got a bunch of hot outfits, Taylor. I can put her in something. 402 00:19:25,095 --> 00:19:26,893 Not necessary. 403 00:19:27,055 --> 00:19:30,046 Number one, thank you for coming. 404 00:19:32,350 --> 00:19:33,384 Rats. 405 00:19:37,853 --> 00:19:39,491 - Lorelai! - Hey, Taylor. 406 00:19:39,647 --> 00:19:41,624 How would you like to play our woman of easy virtue? 407 00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:42,648 What? 408 00:19:42,774 --> 00:19:44,417 This is a straight offer. No audition necessary. 409 00:19:44,441 --> 00:19:45,762 That's the best offer I've gotten all day, 410 00:19:45,774 --> 00:19:47,169 Taylor, but unfortunately I'd have to say... 411 00:19:47,193 --> 00:19:48,308 [Exclaiming] 412 00:19:48,444 --> 00:19:51,401 - Is that a yes or a no? - It's a no, thank you. 413 00:19:51,655 --> 00:19:55,045 The level of commitment in this town is stunningly low. 414 00:19:55,282 --> 00:19:58,239 All right, girls, let's see your sexy walk. 415 00:20:01,537 --> 00:20:02,731 Warmth! 416 00:20:04,122 --> 00:20:05,475 What are you doing? 417 00:20:05,622 --> 00:20:09,171 The icicle foot. It's the latest dance craze. All the hep kids are doing it. 418 00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:11,010 Your shoe's all wet. 419 00:20:11,167 --> 00:20:13,761 This evil puddle was lying in wait. Evil! 420 00:20:13,962 --> 00:20:17,238 - Let me get you a towel. - Forget the foot. I need caffeine. 421 00:20:17,463 --> 00:20:19,441 Whatever form you've got, I haven't had any all day. 422 00:20:19,465 --> 00:20:22,384 I'll drink it, shoot it, eat it, snort it. Whatever form it's in, give me. 423 00:20:22,467 --> 00:20:24,186 Should I bother to ask how your day's going? 424 00:20:24,302 --> 00:20:27,100 Terrif. My shoe's an icicle, the Inn's driveway's snowed in... 425 00:20:27,304 --> 00:20:28,906 - and we lost the Goldfarbs. - Who are the Goldfarbs? 426 00:20:28,930 --> 00:20:31,074 The two guests who bothered to show up. I sent them skiing... 427 00:20:31,098 --> 00:20:32,534 - and I killed them. - You killed your guests? 428 00:20:32,558 --> 00:20:34,628 - Yeah, you know, it happens. - Here. 429 00:20:35,226 --> 00:20:37,899 The only bright side of my day is being asked to be a prostitute. 430 00:20:38,103 --> 00:20:39,979 That's something to cling to. 431 00:20:40,646 --> 00:20:42,080 Hot! Warn me. 432 00:20:42,231 --> 00:20:43,823 That coffee's hot? Sorry, coffee's hot. 433 00:20:43,982 --> 00:20:46,780 My girlfriend's the whore! 434 00:20:50,570 --> 00:20:52,480 Great. Now I'm not even the town whore. 435 00:20:52,654 --> 00:20:55,549 If you like, I'll leave a little something on the dresser for you tonight. 436 00:20:55,573 --> 00:20:57,689 - Couldn't hurt. - Here, ice cube. 437 00:20:57,867 --> 00:20:59,140 [Mumbling] Thank you. 438 00:20:59,284 --> 00:21:02,275 It would help to just put the word out there that we have a dog... 439 00:21:02,494 --> 00:21:05,133 in case anyone hears of anyone looking for one. 440 00:21:05,538 --> 00:21:08,928 That's right. A white long-haired Jack Russell Terrier. 441 00:21:09,249 --> 00:21:12,047 Thank you, Margaret. I'll be here all day. Bye. 442 00:21:12,251 --> 00:21:13,764 Margaret Witsome? 443 00:21:13,919 --> 00:21:15,798 I figured a call to the neighborhood busybody... 444 00:21:15,837 --> 00:21:17,190 was the first order of business. 445 00:21:17,338 --> 00:21:20,137 - How's it doing? - It seems to be asleep now... 446 00:21:20,340 --> 00:21:22,900 but I am lacking a proper bowl for its food. 447 00:21:23,092 --> 00:21:25,651 I think I can help you with that. Follow me. 448 00:21:26,927 --> 00:21:28,042 What are you feeding it? 449 00:21:28,179 --> 00:21:31,534 I've got some leftover stew. I'm going to pick chunks of meat out of it. 450 00:21:31,765 --> 00:21:35,439 Stew? Richard, tell me that that man of yours isn't feeding you stew. 451 00:21:35,684 --> 00:21:37,082 He proudly offered. 452 00:21:37,226 --> 00:21:40,297 He said it was a recipe passed down by some dead relative. 453 00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:43,238 Stew? That may be what killed his relative. 454 00:21:43,439 --> 00:21:44,474 I didn't think of that. 455 00:21:44,607 --> 00:21:46,916 Promise me you'll make him prepare proper food for you. 456 00:21:47,108 --> 00:21:49,986 - Please, that's what he's paid for. - I promise, Emily. 457 00:21:50,194 --> 00:21:52,150 - Here we go. - Looks perfect. 458 00:21:52,362 --> 00:21:54,399 And it's chipped, so just toss it when you're done. 459 00:21:54,572 --> 00:21:56,369 - Thank you, Emily. - You're welcome. 460 00:21:56,531 --> 00:21:58,726 - And the stew is history. - Good. 461 00:22:03,203 --> 00:22:04,431 From what I can gather... 462 00:22:04,578 --> 00:22:06,808 this woman made eyes at the British general. 463 00:22:06,997 --> 00:22:09,875 And the British general was feeling a little randy. 464 00:22:10,083 --> 00:22:11,834 Such a salacious history our town has. 465 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,559 And she led him into her house and kept the fellow occupied. 466 00:22:14,752 --> 00:22:16,947 - Occupied his brains out? - Don't work blue. 467 00:22:17,128 --> 00:22:18,128 Sorry. 468 00:22:18,255 --> 00:22:19,941 But why do you think they didn't just kill him? 469 00:22:19,965 --> 00:22:22,067 I don't know. Maybe they knew that we would ultimately... 470 00:22:22,091 --> 00:22:24,276 make peace with England, and they wouldn't want to kill... 471 00:22:24,300 --> 00:22:28,372 a potential great-great-grandfather of a Winston Churchill or a Benny Hill. 472 00:22:28,637 --> 00:22:30,196 That was very forward-thinking of them. 473 00:22:30,304 --> 00:22:32,977 Boy, do I know how to dress a slut or what? I'm very proud. 474 00:22:33,181 --> 00:22:35,076 So you haven't said anything about our first snow. 475 00:22:35,100 --> 00:22:37,299 - That's right, I haven't. - You don't sound so excited. 476 00:22:37,393 --> 00:22:38,911 Snow and I had a bit of a bumpy ride today. 477 00:22:38,935 --> 00:22:39,935 Bummer. 478 00:22:40,061 --> 00:22:42,288 I blame myself. I may have been too needy with snow. Too clingy. 479 00:22:42,312 --> 00:22:44,457 So it had no choice but to push me away, create a boundary. 480 00:22:44,481 --> 00:22:45,840 Snow and men have a lot in common. 481 00:22:45,898 --> 00:22:47,809 What about you? Anything exciting happen today? 482 00:22:47,984 --> 00:22:50,586 You get in a snowball fight with a Nobel prize winner or something? 483 00:22:50,610 --> 00:22:53,044 No, nothing out of the ordinary. 484 00:22:53,696 --> 00:22:56,926 But I'm sorry that snow was so mean to you today. 485 00:22:57,198 --> 00:23:01,076 It's okay. It wasn't snow's fault. We had one bad day. 486 00:23:01,325 --> 00:23:04,715 Every relationship has its bad days. Doesn't mean you drop and run. 487 00:23:04,953 --> 00:23:06,352 You keep going, right? 488 00:23:06,496 --> 00:23:09,135 Peaks and valleys keep a relationship fresh. 489 00:23:09,373 --> 00:23:11,682 - I agree. - Tomorrow is another day. 490 00:23:25,050 --> 00:23:26,050 No. 491 00:23:35,682 --> 00:23:38,401 - Don't do that. - I want it gone! Gone! 492 00:23:38,602 --> 00:23:39,796 I'm getting it gone. 493 00:23:39,935 --> 00:23:43,404 But this is personal. I'm physically hurting the snow as I dig at it. 494 00:23:43,646 --> 00:23:47,684 I'm chopping into its stupid white face with my razor-sharp fingernail claws... 495 00:23:47,941 --> 00:23:49,585 and I'm delighting in it. I want it to suffer. 496 00:23:49,609 --> 00:23:52,521 - You look deranged. - Take that! And that! 497 00:23:52,736 --> 00:23:54,135 Why did you park it under a tree? 498 00:23:54,279 --> 00:23:57,031 I have been parking this stupid car under this stupid tree forever! 499 00:23:57,239 --> 00:23:58,238 But it's snowing. 500 00:23:58,364 --> 00:24:00,124 Yes, but snow has always protected me before. 501 00:24:00,283 --> 00:24:03,718 It's been a white blanket of love. We had a symbiotic thing going on. 502 00:24:03,951 --> 00:24:05,350 Snow cannot protect you. 503 00:24:05,494 --> 00:24:07,928 Snow is frozen water falling out of the sky. 504 00:24:08,121 --> 00:24:10,953 And as for this car and this tree, you can predict it. It's gravity. 505 00:24:11,165 --> 00:24:13,963 There's four tons of snow on this tree. You park under it... 506 00:24:14,167 --> 00:24:16,769 gravity's gonna come into play and take it out. It's basic physics. 507 00:24:16,793 --> 00:24:19,872 I do not need a physics lesson right now, no matter how well it's intentioned. 508 00:24:19,921 --> 00:24:24,232 - Sorry. - It's over. Yes, it is over! 509 00:24:24,507 --> 00:24:26,736 - What is? - Me and snow. We're through. 510 00:24:26,926 --> 00:24:29,519 - No, you're not. - It was years of bliss, you know. 511 00:24:29,719 --> 00:24:31,710 We had some good stuff and good times. 512 00:24:31,888 --> 00:24:33,927 I could show you pictures of the snow angels I made. 513 00:24:34,097 --> 00:24:37,248 - But I am done! - Let it down easy, okay? 514 00:24:37,475 --> 00:24:40,353 And I am changing my cancellation policy at the Inn. 515 00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:41,993 - Because of snow? - Yes! 516 00:24:42,144 --> 00:24:45,977 From now on, if anyone cancels for any reason that I don't agree with... 517 00:24:46,231 --> 00:24:49,188 within two years of the date in question, no, make it three... 518 00:24:49,399 --> 00:24:51,469 then I am not going to refund their money. 519 00:24:51,651 --> 00:24:53,881 And I'm gonna kick them in the groin! 520 00:24:54,402 --> 00:24:57,121 But with my left foot because my right foot is still throbbing... 521 00:24:57,321 --> 00:24:59,835 from being frozen in icy hole water... 522 00:25:00,032 --> 00:25:02,341 which has effectively ended my foot-modeling career. 523 00:25:02,533 --> 00:25:06,082 - Foot modeling is a dying art, anyway. - I am with you now, buddy, 100%. 524 00:25:06,328 --> 00:25:08,637 - With me on what? - Snow is nothing... 525 00:25:08,829 --> 00:25:10,865 but annoying icy, frozen water stuff... 526 00:25:11,039 --> 00:25:13,234 that falls out of the sky at inconvenient times. 527 00:25:13,415 --> 00:25:16,805 It's Mother Nature's icy "screw you, Lorelai Gilmore." 528 00:25:17,043 --> 00:25:19,104 It's just stupid stuff you have to shovel out of the way... 529 00:25:19,128 --> 00:25:20,487 so customers can get into the Inn. 530 00:25:20,546 --> 00:25:23,105 It's the stuff that melts and leaks through your roof. 531 00:25:23,297 --> 00:25:26,448 It's the stuff that stalls your car. It's the stuff that buries your car. 532 00:25:26,675 --> 00:25:29,712 No! Don't even try to make up with me now! You and me are through! 533 00:25:29,927 --> 00:25:32,440 You, stupid. I hate you! 534 00:25:36,056 --> 00:25:37,933 - Hello, Robert. - Good evening, ladies. 535 00:25:38,100 --> 00:25:39,259 - Hello, girls. - Hi, Grandpa. 536 00:25:39,350 --> 00:25:40,869 - Hi, Dad. - You come together tonight? 537 00:25:40,893 --> 00:25:43,361 No, just a lucky coincidence. 538 00:25:44,354 --> 00:25:45,946 Hello, Mom. 539 00:25:46,105 --> 00:25:47,981 - Hello, girls. - Hi, Grandma. 540 00:25:48,147 --> 00:25:50,547 Just go about your drinks. I'm just here to sit with the dog. 541 00:25:50,733 --> 00:25:52,291 - The dog? - He is cute. 542 00:25:52,442 --> 00:25:53,477 When did you get a dog? 543 00:25:53,610 --> 00:25:55,680 - She's not our dog. - I'm no less confused. 544 00:25:55,862 --> 00:25:57,818 - And it's a he. - The dog? 545 00:25:57,988 --> 00:26:00,148 - The dog is a boy. - I thought you said it was a girl. 546 00:26:00,322 --> 00:26:03,757 I got another peek. It was rolling around on its back, and it was painfully obvious. 547 00:26:03,992 --> 00:26:06,072 - They're so hairy down there. - This one especially. 548 00:26:06,202 --> 00:26:07,680 It's going from weird to weirder. 549 00:26:07,828 --> 00:26:10,216 - The usual beverage for everybody? - So he's not your dog? 550 00:26:10,413 --> 00:26:12,529 It just showed up in our yard yesterday morning. 551 00:26:12,707 --> 00:26:15,858 We have no idea how it got here, where it came from. It has no tags. 552 00:26:16,083 --> 00:26:17,642 It is a very big mystery, this dog. 553 00:26:17,793 --> 00:26:20,352 Now I'm monopolizing things, and I'm not even here. 554 00:26:20,545 --> 00:26:22,024 Please, go about your drinks. 555 00:26:22,171 --> 00:26:24,639 No, I'm having Robert make one up for you, as well. 556 00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:26,671 Are you sure, because I'm not officially here? 557 00:26:26,841 --> 00:26:28,115 Absolutely. 558 00:26:28,508 --> 00:26:29,942 Thank you, Richard. 559 00:26:30,093 --> 00:26:33,369 - So, how long are you gonna keep him? - As long as it takes to find the owners. 560 00:26:33,596 --> 00:26:35,515 Richard had to miss a half day of work yesterday. 561 00:26:35,638 --> 00:26:38,436 But Emily has agreed to write a note excusing my absence... 562 00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:40,153 so it should be okay. 563 00:26:40,601 --> 00:26:44,195 Okay, now pretend I'm not here. You girls and I can chat later. 564 00:26:44,436 --> 00:26:45,471 Okay. 565 00:26:46,897 --> 00:26:48,216 Rory. Oh my God. 566 00:26:48,355 --> 00:26:50,823 Did I tell you about the horrendous thing that Mom did? 567 00:26:51,024 --> 00:26:54,095 - She can be such a witch with a "B." - Lorelai. 568 00:26:54,318 --> 00:26:57,753 Mom. I forgot you were there. My pretending is that good. 569 00:26:57,987 --> 00:27:00,421 We can't really pretend you're not here, Grandma. 570 00:27:00,614 --> 00:27:03,651 That's true, Emily. You have a presence that cannot be ignored. 571 00:27:03,866 --> 00:27:05,777 Fine. I can leave. 572 00:27:06,202 --> 00:27:09,477 No. The dog likes you there. Join in the conversation, if you wish. 573 00:27:09,703 --> 00:27:13,218 I am curious to know when you girls got the bad news today. 574 00:27:13,498 --> 00:27:15,330 - What bad news? - Christopher's news. 575 00:27:15,500 --> 00:27:16,979 - What about him? - You haven't heard? 576 00:27:17,083 --> 00:27:18,357 - Nothing. - Lorelai? 577 00:27:18,502 --> 00:27:19,501 - Same here. - That's odd. 578 00:27:19,627 --> 00:27:21,646 I would have thought he would have called them right away. 579 00:27:21,670 --> 00:27:22,784 One of them at least. 580 00:27:22,921 --> 00:27:24,798 Guys, what news? You're making me nervous here. 581 00:27:24,964 --> 00:27:26,954 - Straub died. - Christopher's father died? 582 00:27:27,132 --> 00:27:29,441 - This morning. - Oh my God. How? 583 00:27:29,634 --> 00:27:31,624 - He'd been sick. - Very badly. 584 00:27:31,801 --> 00:27:34,441 He'd been diagnosed just a month ago, but it had already spread. 585 00:27:34,637 --> 00:27:37,106 He was the picture of health so it caught poor Francine... 586 00:27:37,306 --> 00:27:39,057 completely off guard. That poor woman. 587 00:27:39,224 --> 00:27:40,737 I can't believe Chris didn't tell us. 588 00:27:40,891 --> 00:27:42,911 He may not have been in any shape to think straight. 589 00:27:42,935 --> 00:27:46,609 - Did you check all your voice mails? - Yeah, I did. 590 00:27:46,854 --> 00:27:48,933 It's terrible having more than one answering service. 591 00:27:49,064 --> 00:27:50,337 That's the way you miss things. 592 00:27:50,481 --> 00:27:53,360 We should send something, right, for the funeral? 593 00:27:53,733 --> 00:27:56,293 - Does he want us to go? - He was very quiet on the phone. 594 00:27:56,486 --> 00:27:58,797 - He was only good for the headlines. - You can't blame him. 595 00:27:58,821 --> 00:28:00,891 He had a very tortured relationship with that man... 596 00:28:01,072 --> 00:28:02,585 but none of that matters at the end. 597 00:28:02,740 --> 00:28:06,174 - We should send him a card or flowers. - We should send flowers. 598 00:28:06,408 --> 00:28:09,559 - Everything sounds so lame. - Whatever it is, send it to Francine. 599 00:28:09,786 --> 00:28:12,905 Christopher and the baby are staying with her until all of this is behind them. 600 00:28:12,996 --> 00:28:16,272 - I'll give you the address before you go. - We'll send something together, Emily? 601 00:28:16,499 --> 00:28:19,092 I've already signed your name to some flowers. 602 00:28:20,085 --> 00:28:22,075 He moved. Is it supposed to do that? 603 00:28:22,253 --> 00:28:25,802 Emily, let me show you how he likes his blanket arranged. He's a bit picky. 604 00:28:26,047 --> 00:28:27,526 I'd appreciate your help. 605 00:28:27,674 --> 00:28:30,347 - Poor Chris. I mean, it's so sudden. - Yeah. 606 00:28:30,551 --> 00:28:32,666 Did you even know his dad was sick? 607 00:28:34,011 --> 00:28:35,125 Kind of. 608 00:28:35,262 --> 00:28:36,821 - You knew? - Dad told me. 609 00:28:36,972 --> 00:28:38,006 When did he tell you? 610 00:28:38,139 --> 00:28:40,019 He didn't make it sound like it was a big thing. 611 00:28:40,182 --> 00:28:41,535 Like he was that sick. 612 00:28:41,683 --> 00:28:43,992 And with Sherry gone and the baby... 613 00:28:44,768 --> 00:28:47,361 - Yikes. - Yeah, yikes. 614 00:28:47,562 --> 00:28:50,440 Like this. The bump acts as a kind of pillow. 615 00:28:50,647 --> 00:28:54,116 - Very clever. - There's a dog hair in your drink. 616 00:28:54,358 --> 00:28:56,792 - I'll have Robert make you another one. - That's okay. 617 00:28:56,985 --> 00:28:58,544 No, I insist. 618 00:28:58,736 --> 00:29:01,648 Robert, we need dog hair removal from a drink. 619 00:29:32,342 --> 00:29:34,139 - Hi. - Hi. 620 00:29:34,302 --> 00:29:35,576 I heard about your dad. 621 00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:38,791 Yeah, I figured you would at your Friday night dinner. 622 00:29:39,222 --> 00:29:42,816 - God, is tonight Friday? - I didn't realize how serious it was. 623 00:29:43,641 --> 00:29:46,792 - I wasn't listening. - Rory, I kind of veiled it. 624 00:29:47,019 --> 00:29:48,248 I'm sorry. 625 00:29:50,438 --> 00:29:52,031 I brought cookies. 626 00:29:53,982 --> 00:29:55,256 And milk. 627 00:29:56,026 --> 00:29:58,380 - Milk and cookies. - Is that okay? 628 00:30:29,715 --> 00:30:31,352 LORELAI: Hello? RORY: It's me. 629 00:30:31,508 --> 00:30:33,704 - Where are you? - I'm just leaving Dad's. 630 00:30:33,884 --> 00:30:34,954 What? 631 00:30:35,094 --> 00:30:38,882 I came to see Dad because he came to school yesterday... 632 00:30:39,472 --> 00:30:43,509 wanting to make amends and have breakfast but I blew him off... 633 00:30:43,766 --> 00:30:46,439 even after he told me that his dad was sick. 634 00:30:46,643 --> 00:30:47,763 - Hon... - And, I don't know. 635 00:30:47,852 --> 00:30:51,207 Maybe he did say how sick he was between the lines, at least, but... 636 00:30:51,438 --> 00:30:54,475 I just held him off. And he didn't say that he was dying. 637 00:30:54,690 --> 00:30:57,727 I just felt so awful the whole time at dinner tonight. 638 00:30:57,943 --> 00:31:00,058 - It's okay. - No, it's not because... 639 00:31:00,361 --> 00:31:03,398 regardless of Dad's faults he's human and he needs us. 640 00:31:03,613 --> 00:31:06,411 But he's so isolated from us that he can't... 641 00:31:06,615 --> 00:31:09,970 just call or reach out to me or to you, especially. 642 00:31:10,201 --> 00:31:13,830 But he really needed to call you, and you guys go so far back. 643 00:31:14,079 --> 00:31:16,638 - You knew his dad. - I know, but... 644 00:31:16,831 --> 00:31:20,425 And now he's in the middle of dealing with all this sad... 645 00:31:20,667 --> 00:31:23,260 and practical stuff of his dad's death... 646 00:31:23,544 --> 00:31:26,137 and he could really use more visitors, especially you. 647 00:31:26,337 --> 00:31:29,488 So, go. Please, I want you to. 648 00:31:29,714 --> 00:31:31,943 I'm glad to hear you say this, babe... 649 00:31:32,133 --> 00:31:34,772 because I'm sort of pulling up behind you here. 650 00:31:35,510 --> 00:31:38,786 Go. I'm taking off, so give him another hug for me. 651 00:31:39,054 --> 00:31:41,203 - I will. - And I told him to call... 652 00:31:41,389 --> 00:31:43,299 if he needs a babysitter. Remind him of that. 653 00:31:43,473 --> 00:31:45,111 I will. Drive safe. 654 00:32:05,572 --> 00:32:06,767 You just missed Rory. 655 00:32:06,906 --> 00:32:10,182 - We're relaying it tonight. - You guys are something else. 656 00:32:10,409 --> 00:32:12,558 - We try. - Milk and cookies? 657 00:32:14,745 --> 00:32:17,702 - Grown-up milk and cookies. - Come on in, friend. 658 00:32:28,045 --> 00:32:30,240 - Must you do that? - Do what? 659 00:32:30,422 --> 00:32:32,936 - Sip? - Sip? You object to sipping? 660 00:32:33,133 --> 00:32:34,611 If it's done at a decibel level... 661 00:32:34,759 --> 00:32:37,591 rivaling Louis Armstrong blowing a high "C," then yes, I object. 662 00:32:37,802 --> 00:32:39,633 - I'll put my mute on. - Thanks, Satchmo. 663 00:32:39,803 --> 00:32:42,602 We're just minutes away from the big re-enactment. 664 00:32:42,805 --> 00:32:45,684 And oh my God, do not talk in that high-pitched girly voice of yours. 665 00:32:45,891 --> 00:32:47,564 - Now, come on. - You come on. 666 00:32:47,726 --> 00:32:49,045 I'm a girl. My voice is my voice. 667 00:32:49,143 --> 00:32:51,703 I should have had a boy in anticipation of times like this. 668 00:32:51,896 --> 00:32:53,495 - So it's your fault. - Or Christopher's. 669 00:32:53,646 --> 00:32:56,080 Whoever supplies that girl or boy part of the chromosomes. 670 00:32:56,273 --> 00:32:57,343 It's the guy. 671 00:32:57,483 --> 00:33:00,440 - I'm sorry I'm not vivacious. - It was for a good cause. 672 00:33:00,651 --> 00:33:02,800 I never remember to drink water. That is the key. 673 00:33:02,986 --> 00:33:03,986 Lots of water. 674 00:33:04,112 --> 00:33:05,213 - Pancakes. - What about them? 675 00:33:05,237 --> 00:33:06,557 Surefire thing to make my head... 676 00:33:06,614 --> 00:33:08,466 feel less awkward for being attached to my neck. 677 00:33:08,490 --> 00:33:11,176 - Then you are getting pancakes. - Have you ever been this hung-over? 678 00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:13,303 I don't want to know because I don't want to hear about it. 679 00:33:13,327 --> 00:33:15,966 But if you have, I am sorry. And if you haven't... 680 00:33:16,162 --> 00:33:18,721 maybe your life has been a little too sheltered. Good night. 681 00:33:18,914 --> 00:33:20,824 Has anyone seen Taylor? 682 00:33:20,998 --> 00:33:23,876 I need to talk to Taylor! Come on, people. Time is of the essence! 683 00:33:24,084 --> 00:33:25,244 Throw something sharp at him. 684 00:33:25,335 --> 00:33:28,133 - Haven't seen him, Kirk. - Oh, no. 685 00:33:28,337 --> 00:33:32,216 - What's wrong? - Nothing. Everything's fine. 686 00:33:32,465 --> 00:33:34,341 Lulu's dress okay, Kirk? And answer quietly. 687 00:33:34,508 --> 00:33:36,737 It's perfect. Fits like a glove. 688 00:33:38,177 --> 00:33:39,371 See you. 689 00:33:41,930 --> 00:33:44,045 I think his mother's overstarching his laundry again. 690 00:33:44,223 --> 00:33:46,782 Where is Luke? I need to order before I puke. 691 00:33:46,974 --> 00:33:50,045 - Was Dad drinking like this last night? - He was the pusher. 692 00:33:50,268 --> 00:33:53,307 He just did not want to stop talking, and the talking led to more drinking... 693 00:33:53,521 --> 00:33:55,830 and the drinking led to more talking, but it was good. 694 00:33:56,022 --> 00:33:57,057 Yeah. 695 00:33:57,190 --> 00:33:59,385 I wasn't gonna stay that long, but, you know... 696 00:33:59,566 --> 00:34:01,841 I don't know if he even has many friends anymore. 697 00:34:02,026 --> 00:34:04,824 All of his old buddies are scattered all around. 698 00:34:05,028 --> 00:34:08,019 His support group is two and heavily into Sesame Street. 699 00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:09,639 What time did you finally get home? 700 00:34:09,782 --> 00:34:12,899 Sun high, birds sing, head hurts. 701 00:34:13,118 --> 00:34:16,712 - But it was good that you went. - Yeah, I know. He needed to vent. 702 00:34:16,954 --> 00:34:19,263 He alternated between feeling bad about his dad... 703 00:34:19,455 --> 00:34:22,333 and not liking him so much for pretty much being a jerk his whole life. 704 00:34:22,541 --> 00:34:25,498 The one time I met Straub, he did seem a little bitter. 705 00:34:25,710 --> 00:34:27,186 The venting took a very weird turn... 706 00:34:27,210 --> 00:34:29,809 when he started coming up with all of his dad's negative traits... 707 00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:31,920 - corresponding to letters of the alphabet. - What? 708 00:34:32,005 --> 00:34:34,314 "A," he was absent. "B," he was a bully. 709 00:34:34,507 --> 00:34:37,180 "C," he was cold. "D," he was dreary. 710 00:34:37,384 --> 00:34:39,818 - What was "K"? - He was Kuwaiti. 711 00:34:40,010 --> 00:34:43,365 - Kuwaiti, like the country? - Yes. As it got later, it got sillier. 712 00:34:43,596 --> 00:34:46,282 Sounds like you're just what he needed. You might be his oldest buddy. 713 00:34:46,306 --> 00:34:50,503 True. But he talked on and on about you and how good it was that you visited. 714 00:34:50,768 --> 00:34:53,919 I am glad. We had some stuff to figure out, and we pretty much figured it out. 715 00:34:54,146 --> 00:34:55,180 Good. 716 00:34:55,312 --> 00:34:56,382 Hi. 717 00:34:56,522 --> 00:34:57,956 I didn't know you guys were here. 718 00:34:58,106 --> 00:34:59,983 - Hi, Luke. - Hello, there. 719 00:35:00,150 --> 00:35:03,858 I had to run to the store. Look at this. This re-enactment lunacy. 720 00:35:04,111 --> 00:35:06,260 We are so front row for that. 721 00:35:06,446 --> 00:35:08,589 - Your eyes are red. - Got a bad night's sleep last night. 722 00:35:08,613 --> 00:35:10,445 - What happened? - Well... 723 00:35:10,614 --> 00:35:12,525 I kept her up pretty late. Girl talk. 724 00:35:12,700 --> 00:35:13,734 Okay. 725 00:35:13,992 --> 00:35:15,261 So, what do you guys want to eat? 726 00:35:15,285 --> 00:35:17,364 - She would like... - More coffee. That's all I want. 727 00:35:17,494 --> 00:35:21,327 - Okay. How about you, Rory? - I guess I'm fine with just coffee, too. 728 00:35:21,622 --> 00:35:23,737 - You two are easy. - Spread that around, will you? 729 00:35:23,915 --> 00:35:24,915 Will do. 730 00:35:25,042 --> 00:35:26,361 What about your pancakes? 731 00:35:26,500 --> 00:35:28,889 Pancakes are hangover food. It would get him suspicious. 732 00:35:29,086 --> 00:35:30,396 I could have ordered them for you. 733 00:35:30,420 --> 00:35:33,537 - I wasn't stopping you. - I just wasn't fast enough. 734 00:35:33,839 --> 00:35:36,034 I shouldn't have lied about where I was last night. 735 00:35:36,215 --> 00:35:38,809 I'm over 19 and lying to my boyfriend about stuff, that's wrong. 736 00:35:39,009 --> 00:35:40,044 Okay. 737 00:35:40,177 --> 00:35:43,009 I could just say his father died, and I went over to comfort him... 738 00:35:43,220 --> 00:35:45,779 with tequila, which we drank all night long, alone. 739 00:35:45,972 --> 00:35:48,884 He didn't need to know. It's better that he doesn't know. 740 00:35:49,099 --> 00:35:52,614 - He didn't need to know. - The re-enactment. It's starting! 741 00:35:52,852 --> 00:35:55,081 - Voice. - The re-enactment is starting. 742 00:35:55,270 --> 00:35:56,783 Much better. Let's go. 743 00:35:56,938 --> 00:35:57,937 [Drums playing] 744 00:35:59,148 --> 00:36:02,503 Welcome to Stars Hollow's new historically accurate... 745 00:36:02,734 --> 00:36:04,292 revolutionary war re-enactment. 746 00:36:04,443 --> 00:36:06,254 To the members of the press, I'd like to point out... 747 00:36:06,278 --> 00:36:08,188 that my best side is my right side. 748 00:36:08,363 --> 00:36:10,240 Left side's fine, too. I was just kidding. 749 00:36:10,405 --> 00:36:12,681 People forget that men of the cloth can crack jokes, too. 750 00:36:14,617 --> 00:36:17,415 Anyway, I'd like to introduce three special participants. 751 00:36:17,619 --> 00:36:20,576 Bobby, Tara, and Craig, who were chosen from our own... 752 00:36:20,788 --> 00:36:24,143 Stars Hollow Elementary School to narrate what you see today. 753 00:36:24,374 --> 00:36:27,650 - "The year..." - "1779." 754 00:36:27,876 --> 00:36:30,151 - "The location..." - "Stars Hollow." 755 00:36:30,378 --> 00:36:33,051 Children should shoot us for what we make them do. 756 00:36:33,254 --> 00:36:37,133 "An important turning point when our brave town militia..." 757 00:36:37,383 --> 00:36:41,171 "learned that a powerful British general was riding through the area..." 758 00:36:41,427 --> 00:36:45,214 "To rejoin his troops and wage a decisive battle." 759 00:36:45,554 --> 00:36:47,227 "It inspired an idea." 760 00:36:49,432 --> 00:36:52,184 "First, the militia went off to block the highroad." 761 00:36:52,393 --> 00:36:55,066 Come on, men. Let's block the highroad. 762 00:36:55,269 --> 00:36:57,306 No horses? Wouldn't they have had horses? 763 00:36:57,479 --> 00:37:00,198 Or at least some coconuts to bang together for a nice sound effect. 764 00:37:00,399 --> 00:37:02,708 "Brave, our soldiers are." 765 00:37:02,900 --> 00:37:05,015 "The British general had no choice..." 766 00:37:05,193 --> 00:37:08,264 "But to take the only passable road on this snowy day." 767 00:37:08,487 --> 00:37:11,000 "The road through Stars Hollow." 768 00:37:12,073 --> 00:37:15,349 "Soon, a scout arrived to warn of the general's coming." 769 00:37:15,575 --> 00:37:18,612 The British general is coming! 770 00:37:18,828 --> 00:37:21,945 - So expositional. - I guess Tony Kushner wasn't available. 771 00:37:22,163 --> 00:37:24,802 "And then the general arrived." 772 00:37:24,999 --> 00:37:28,593 It's certainly unfortunate that the highroad was blocked this day... 773 00:37:28,835 --> 00:37:30,791 forcing me to ride through town. 774 00:37:30,961 --> 00:37:33,146 Seriously, this dialogue is worse than From Justin to Kelly. 775 00:37:33,170 --> 00:37:35,968 "Then, a brave woman put herself in harm's way..." 776 00:37:36,172 --> 00:37:38,606 "And emerged to distract the general." 777 00:37:39,967 --> 00:37:43,561 - Is that your dress? - Yeah. I made it to Lulu's specifications. 778 00:37:43,803 --> 00:37:45,918 - Did she get bonier all of a sudden? - And taller? 779 00:37:46,096 --> 00:37:47,813 Good day, fair lady. 780 00:37:48,431 --> 00:37:51,821 You intrigue me. What have you to say? 781 00:37:54,101 --> 00:37:55,375 - Kirk! - Kirk? 782 00:37:55,519 --> 00:37:57,589 No wonder her breasts weren't holding it up. 783 00:37:57,770 --> 00:38:00,159 - What are you doing? Where's Lulu? - She's sick. 784 00:38:00,356 --> 00:38:03,235 I tried to find you, but you weren't around and I didn't know what to do. 785 00:38:03,275 --> 00:38:04,753 Everyone's looking. 786 00:38:04,900 --> 00:38:07,459 I didn't want to let the town down with the press here and all... 787 00:38:07,610 --> 00:38:08,725 so I just did it myself. 788 00:38:08,862 --> 00:38:11,455 That's the ugliest lady I've ever seen. 789 00:38:11,655 --> 00:38:15,284 This is far and away the worst thing you have ever done. 790 00:38:15,533 --> 00:38:19,207 - I am livid with you. - We're not supposed to be arguing, Taylor. 791 00:38:19,452 --> 00:38:21,728 We're supposed to be making love. 792 00:38:24,789 --> 00:38:26,062 Dear, God. 793 00:38:31,669 --> 00:38:36,343 "This simple, common woman whose livelihood defied laws of morality..." 794 00:38:36,631 --> 00:38:39,429 "But acting in a fashion in which God would forgive her..." 795 00:38:39,633 --> 00:38:42,306 "led the British general to the warmth of her boudoir." 796 00:38:42,509 --> 00:38:44,704 "She saved Stars Hollow." 797 00:38:45,803 --> 00:38:47,441 - Reverend. - Sorry. 798 00:38:48,096 --> 00:38:50,814 "The British general was kept occupied long enough..." 799 00:38:51,015 --> 00:38:55,451 "For Lafayette's troops to ambush his men. A decisive victory for the colonists." 800 00:38:56,144 --> 00:39:00,659 "Thanks to the Stars Hollow militia, and the woman..." 801 00:39:00,980 --> 00:39:03,334 - Now what? Is it over? - No idea. 802 00:39:03,815 --> 00:39:06,045 How far are Kirk and Taylor gonna take this thing? 803 00:39:06,234 --> 00:39:07,667 I'm not leaving till I find out. 804 00:39:07,818 --> 00:39:09,728 I have to get back to the Inn. Keep me posted. 805 00:39:09,903 --> 00:39:11,257 I'm riveted. 806 00:39:19,785 --> 00:39:22,742 - Hello. - Hello, Richard. How are you? 807 00:39:23,037 --> 00:39:25,153 - Very good. And you? - Excellent. 808 00:39:25,372 --> 00:39:27,283 I was going to check on the dog. 809 00:39:27,457 --> 00:39:30,050 I'm thinking of putting up some fliers around the neighborhood. 810 00:39:30,250 --> 00:39:32,081 Fliers are tacky, but they work. 811 00:39:32,252 --> 00:39:34,063 And I thought you could look up on your computer... 812 00:39:34,087 --> 00:39:35,679 where the best place to print them is. 813 00:39:35,837 --> 00:39:38,476 - The dog is gone. - Gone? He's gone? 814 00:39:38,673 --> 00:39:39,822 She's gone. 815 00:39:39,966 --> 00:39:43,276 - I thought you said it was a boy. - Apparently, I misread what I saw. 816 00:39:43,510 --> 00:39:44,709 She was very hairy down there. 817 00:39:44,802 --> 00:39:47,873 Your calls paid off. Someone you called called someone else... 818 00:39:48,096 --> 00:39:50,406 and somehow found the owner and she came... 819 00:39:50,597 --> 00:39:52,270 and picked the dog up late last night. 820 00:39:52,432 --> 00:39:53,791 I didn't even hear anyone come by. 821 00:39:53,933 --> 00:39:57,212 I would have called you, but I didn't see a light on. I didn't want to disturb you. 822 00:39:57,394 --> 00:40:00,511 - It wouldn't have disturbed me. - I'll know that for next time. 823 00:40:00,729 --> 00:40:02,925 Not that we'll ever find a dog in the yard again. 824 00:40:03,106 --> 00:40:04,619 Yes. Well... 825 00:40:05,692 --> 00:40:08,001 I hope you told them to get an ID tag for it. 826 00:40:08,193 --> 00:40:11,548 - It's irresponsible not to have one. - I told them how much they put us out. 827 00:40:11,779 --> 00:40:14,378 I missed a half day's work, and you were inconvenienced even more. 828 00:40:14,531 --> 00:40:16,282 Yes, I was. 829 00:40:17,700 --> 00:40:21,215 - Her name was Princess by the way. - Was it? Princess? 830 00:40:25,121 --> 00:40:27,840 I should get back to the house. I've got a million things to do. 831 00:40:28,040 --> 00:40:29,757 I have to go to work. 832 00:40:35,962 --> 00:40:38,475 Believe me, I know the futility of fighting Mother Nature. 833 00:40:38,672 --> 00:40:41,823 She's been a real mother lately, almost rivals my mother. 834 00:40:42,675 --> 00:40:44,426 Yeah, but you and your plow... 835 00:40:44,593 --> 00:40:47,869 do control Mother Nature's droppings, a.k.a. the snow... 836 00:40:48,095 --> 00:40:50,015 and all I'm saying is could you try to keep it... 837 00:40:50,097 --> 00:40:52,770 from blocking the Dragonfly's one and only driveway? 838 00:40:52,974 --> 00:40:56,443 It kind of locks us in, and we get all cranky and claustrophobic... 839 00:40:56,684 --> 00:40:58,078 especially when we're out of coffee... 840 00:40:58,102 --> 00:41:00,413 which I'm not anticipating, but I didn't anticipate it before... 841 00:41:00,437 --> 00:41:03,474 and it happened, and I suffered withdrawal pains. 842 00:41:04,899 --> 00:41:06,013 Right. 843 00:41:06,149 --> 00:41:10,028 I really appreciate it. I actually like plows. They look like fun. 844 00:41:11,695 --> 00:41:14,971 Right. I'm sure plowing doesn't pay enough. No, that part's not fun. 845 00:41:15,197 --> 00:41:17,756 I used to be a maid. I know low wages. 846 00:41:19,950 --> 00:41:23,340 I'm really not comfortable telling you what I made then or what I make now. 847 00:41:23,578 --> 00:41:26,968 Just anything you can do will help. Okay, thank you. 848 00:41:29,540 --> 00:41:31,689 - What is this? - It's an ice rink. 849 00:41:31,917 --> 00:41:35,227 - An ice rink? How did this happen? - Jack Frost brought it. 850 00:41:35,461 --> 00:41:37,974 - Does he look like Luke Danes? - A little. Not as handsome. 851 00:41:38,171 --> 00:41:40,003 You made me an ice rink? 852 00:41:40,215 --> 00:41:41,859 It's just a rink in a box. You set it up, 853 00:41:41,871 --> 00:41:43,650 you fill it with water. It's not a big deal. 854 00:41:43,883 --> 00:41:46,602 It is a big deal. It's a very big deal. 855 00:41:46,843 --> 00:41:48,402 Here, try it out. 856 00:41:49,012 --> 00:41:52,242 My dad did this for me once. I was in a hockey phase. 857 00:41:52,473 --> 00:41:55,863 That's how I broke my nose the first time. Skated right into a tree. 858 00:41:56,100 --> 00:41:58,375 What in the world inspired you to do this? 859 00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:01,870 I felt kind of bad about you and snow and the rough time you were having. 860 00:42:02,104 --> 00:42:04,822 And I really wasn't helping any by saying all that stuff... 861 00:42:05,023 --> 00:42:08,855 about snow being a pain and impractical and it's just icy water falling from the sky. 862 00:42:09,108 --> 00:42:10,988 I thought maybe I'd get you two back together... 863 00:42:11,027 --> 00:42:12,906 - make you feel better about snow again. - Yeah? 864 00:42:13,070 --> 00:42:15,948 I'm grumpy about stuff, but I don't want you to be. 865 00:42:17,657 --> 00:42:18,851 Careful. 866 00:42:19,574 --> 00:42:21,167 I'm being careful. 867 00:42:22,159 --> 00:42:24,627 - Thanks for reconciling us. - Anytime. 868 00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:28,269 - You were lying this morning. - What? 869 00:42:28,455 --> 00:42:30,295 You said you were fine, but you didn't look it. 870 00:42:30,332 --> 00:42:31,811 You get sick or something last night? 871 00:42:31,958 --> 00:42:34,676 No. I just had a headache. Still do. 872 00:42:34,918 --> 00:42:38,387 - Just one of those things. - Yeah, I get headaches. I just feel bad. 873 00:42:38,629 --> 00:42:40,426 That's all it was, a headache. 874 00:42:40,588 --> 00:42:42,977 - I love this ice rink. - Try it out. 875 00:42:48,177 --> 00:42:51,134 - It's great! - Keep away from trees. 876 00:42:52,138 --> 00:42:55,289 - I look like a dork, but I love it. - You look fine. 877 00:42:56,599 --> 00:42:59,556 - You want to be Randy to my Tai? - I'll just watch.