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All right, Davey, here
comes the airplane.
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What were kids told to get their
mouths open before there were planes?
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- "Here comes the choo-choo"?
- Before trains?
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- Here comes the spoon.
- That's so on the nose.
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One more bite,
honey. Come on, now.
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Here comes the airplane
again. It's flying through the air.
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It's beginning its descent.
It's commencing its approach.
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- It's lowering the landing gear.
- It's signaled the ground crew.
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They're flipping their flashlights.
Shove that in the kid's mouth.
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Look, it's Bilbo Baloneypuss
just in from the Shire.
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- Just hurry up and order.
- What's the rush?
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I don't like babies.
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Hey!
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I suddenly felt violently
protective. It's gone.
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- It's the noise they make.
- This baby has not made a peep.
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He will and at the
worst possible moment.
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Like when you're defusing
a bomb or something?
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That would be awkward.
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You've got one minute to
order, then six minutes to eat.
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Come on down to Luke's, where
the motto is "Eat it, then beat it."
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One minute.
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Hello, all.
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- Taylor.
- Top of the morning to you.
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- Top of the...
- Yeah, on top there, you got the...
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- Definitely it's a...
- Beautiful top. It's...
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Top of the morning right back at you.
You were just on a cruise, weren't you?
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Yes, and it was heaven.
The Caribbean. Ever been?
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- I'm sorry. What did you say?
- Ever been to the Caribbean?
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- God, I'm sorry. I missed it again.
- Never mind.
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Luke, I have an issue I
need to discuss with you.
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Good. Something to
write about in my diary.
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There is a distinct odor
outside our establishments.
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I have to assume it's
coming from the diner.
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- There's no odor from here.
- It wasn't there when I left for my trip.
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- Where else could it be from?
- I don't know.
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Have you checked underneath
that thing on your head?
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- I'm combing it differently.
- The comb didn't loosen the glue?
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You know, I smelled something,
too, but it was across the square.
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Me, too, over by the
hairstand. Newsstand.
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I smelled it by
Gypsy's. Horrible.
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So the whole town smells?
How can that be possible?
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It is an old town, 200 years.
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- So it's decaying from age?
- Or we've got skunks again.
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- I think you're right, Taylor.
- Ten years ago we got infested.
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They crawled under houses, met
their fate. The town smelled for weeks.
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That must be it,
Taylor. Good work.
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Thank you, Kirk.
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I'm going to have to
mobilize the community.
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The flower show is coming up.
We have to deal with this quickly.
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Let me go door-to-door...
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and make sure every townsman
looks under his house, Taylor.
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I'll even knock some heads
together, get medieval on their ass.
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That's a nice offer, Kirk...
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but the block captains
will see it gets done.
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I better start making my calls.
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- Your minute's up. Order.
- We're not ready.
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Then it's coming out
of your eating time.
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Get violently protective,
so Luke will back off.
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I don't know if I can
summon it like that.
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Try.
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[Groaning] Luke.
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In five minutes,
you're all gone.
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I let you down.
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The "argh" was good, and
then you kind of petered out.
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- I need to practice more.
- You'll get it there.
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Read.
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- Try it against that wall there.
- We've already tried it there.
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DEAN: It's no problem.
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No problem for you, but this
is giving me cuticle damage.
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Do you know how long
cuticle damage takes to heal?
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Thank God, no.
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- No, it doesn't work there, either.
- What an enormous shock.
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Anywhere else
you want to try it?
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Maybe at the Lincoln
Memorial on his giant lap?
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- How about over there?
- Yeah, there.
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- I'm sending you my manicure bill.
- Yes, mine, too.
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Don't be snotty.
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Seems a little out of place
no matter where you put it.
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Yeah, unfortunately.
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If you'd ordered through
me, I would've guaranteed it.
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You didn't order it from me.
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We ordered it before we
hired you. We should've waited.
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It's always best to do it
through your contractor.
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I don't think it fits here.
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Oh, my God, I'm
getting a blister.
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- How about by the front desk?
- We could give it a shot.
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That's it. I'm jumping
off the Amistad.
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It's heavy, my back hurts,
I'm not moving it again.
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No problem.
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I can do it.
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It's not me. It really is heavy.
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- You mean here?
- They already tried it there.
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I think it's a lost cause.
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We've got the Dennis
Kucinich of bookcases.
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I wish you'd gone through me.
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I could give it to Rory.
She could use it at Yale.
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- Hi, everybody.
- Hi.
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- Hi, Michel.
- Hi, Lindsay.
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Are you okay? You're
standing kind of funny.
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It's nothing funny. It is how
you stand in these pants.
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- Keys, please.
- You got it.
102
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Annette and Frankie
really found each other.
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They float together.
They just sort of float.
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LORELAI: It's
off-the-charts adorable.
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Yep. The Deans of the
world always get the Lindsays.
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The pretty little things just
like the bookcase lifters.
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That's a category, jocks,
nerds, bookcase lifters?
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I was born with this bad
back. It was heretical.
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Congenital.
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I hate that bookcase. I wish
you had never ordered it.
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I wish you had
never thought of it.
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I can't even be in the same room
with it, mocking me for how alone I am.
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- It's mocking you?
- It's three pieces of wood.
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Well, I hate it!
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If you'd ordered through me, he wouldn't
be experiencing this psychological trauma.
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LORELAI: I mean, they were
extremely common until just recently.
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Historically recently.
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Not recently like "metrosexual is
a word now" recently, but recently.
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- Are we still talking about anvils?
- Yes, where did all the anvils go?
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You're talking about those
big, heavy, metal things?
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That blacksmiths hammered horseshoes
and stuff on. Everyone had them.
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They were featured prominently in every
movie Western, so where did they all go?
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I don't know that they
were that common.
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Wile E. Coyote used them.
That's how common they were.
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- Who?
- The cartoon.
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He was always trying to drop an
anvil on the Road Runner's head...
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or shoot it at him out of a giant slingshot
or fire it at him out of a cannon.
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Inevitably, the cannon
tilted up, shot it in the air...
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it fell down, and made an anvil-shaped
impression on Wile E. Coyote's head.
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- This is a cartoon?
- No, this happened to me the other day.
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I was walking down the
street, and this giant anvil...
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Yes, it's a cartoon.
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I know she sounds nuts, but
it's a very common cartoon.
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But that doesn't prove
that anvils were so common.
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It does. It proves that anvils
were so ubiquitous at one point...
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- Was that the word?
- Depends on where you're going.
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That they knew that children would
know what they were and delight in them.
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That's how common they
were, children watching cartoons.
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That was the word.
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- I've forgotten your point.
- Where are all the anvils?
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Is there some secret anvil storage
facility the government is keeping from us?
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Or they fell into disuse with the
advent of other technologies...
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and so they melted them
down and they're gone.
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But they're not
supposed to melt.
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They were made to withstand the
red-hot hammer of the town blacksmith.
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This is easily the most pointless
conversation we've ever had.
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I don't hear anyone chiming
in with rational theories.
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Please change the subject,
I beg of you. Anyone?
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The girls don't know the big
news about Jason and me.
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- You're pregnant?
- We're acquiring another company.
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- I was close.
- Already? You just started yours.
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The insurance business is changing
so rapidly, you have to adapt to keep up.
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It's a dog-eat-dog
world, Grandpa.
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Don't get the wrong idea.
It's not a big company.
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- It's smaller than ours, but powerful.
- Wait, the company is smaller than yours?
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Your company is two
guys, you and Jason.
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This company is a one-man
operation, Bob Sutton.
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So, you're acquiring Bob?
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We're acquiring his company,
and his company is him.
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Did he have to give
himself two weeks' notice?
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No.
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Is there gonna be a
sad going-away party...
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where he brings in his own
cake and blows out his candles?
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We are all celebrating with a
dinner tomorrow, us and the wives.
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- You're not big on the Bob?
- Bob's fine. We've known him for years.
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It's that dolt he's married
to. Classic trophy wife.
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- She is quite young.
- How young?
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Her car looks
just like Barbie's.
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Regardless, I hope you
will be kind to her at dinner.
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I'll have to bring my
English-to-dumbbell dictionary.
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Focus on Bob. Bob's
as sharp as they come.
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He's very brilliant,
I'll give you that.
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- Bob's brilliant?
- He's a Rhodes scholar.
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Ask him where the anvils went.
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Or not.
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And 47 cents comes to
$5. Thank you, Mrs. Cassini.
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Thank you. I don't know
what it is about you, Taylor...
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but you look so healthy,
so invigorated, so youthful.
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Thank you, Mrs. Cassini.
Must be the vacation.
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Or the fake hair.
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Come again, Mrs. Cassini.
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Tracy, change out the scoop
water. It's an unsightly color.
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And tell Franklin
when he gets here...
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Tell him that he keeps
forgetting to punch out when...
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- Kirk, something wrong?
- Well, I...
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Don't touch the candy.
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I'm sorry, I didn't want
to touch the candy.
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Kirk, I just had a spat with my sourball
distributor and I'm not in the mood.
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Now, what's the trouble?
190
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- It's eggs.
- What? What's eggs?
191
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In the square, the smell.
192
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It's not skunks, it's eggs. Easter
eggs from the Easter egg hunt.
193
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- But Easter was over a week ago.
- And I did it just like you told me.
194
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I personally hid 300 eggs
around the town square...
195
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and the kids had a
blast hunting them down.
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Except the Banyan
boys, they're bad seeds.
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Going to hell, both of them.
198
00:10:21,020 --> 00:10:24,141
But the kids only
found 241 of them.
199
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Are you telling me that there are
59 rotting eggs hidden in the square?
200
00:10:28,867 --> 00:10:32,261
I thought they would naturally
decompose and just disappear.
201
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Eggs smell when they decompose.
202
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I just found that out.
203
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I find your hair
very believable.
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JASON: Nice shot. Beautiful.
205
00:10:51,198 --> 00:10:53,157
You're being
extremely charitable.
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00:10:53,327 --> 00:10:55,126
Richard, if I get that
far in four shots...
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it would be a miracle on the
order of loaves and fishes.
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Yeah, and I'm in the sand.
209
00:10:59,171 --> 00:11:02,565
I don't think any of us are gonna
make Tiger shake in his spikes.
210
00:11:03,679 --> 00:11:05,318
I'd go with a driver
or three-wood.
211
00:11:05,474 --> 00:11:07,990
Whatever is gonna make
me look less like Dorf.
212
00:11:08,563 --> 00:11:12,115
You know, my wife's very
excited about the merger, Richard.
213
00:11:12,361 --> 00:11:13,761
Do give Trish our best.
214
00:11:13,906 --> 00:11:16,821
Emily and I were just
talking about her. Terrific girl.
215
00:11:20,041 --> 00:11:22,239
At least he held onto
the club this time.
216
00:11:22,420 --> 00:11:25,939
Now, it's hard to know whether
he should yell "fore" or "duck."
217
00:11:26,970 --> 00:11:29,248
Why can't businessmen
do deals over air hockey?
218
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I am great at air hockey.
219
00:11:33,607 --> 00:11:35,839
- Looky here.
- Your father?
220
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One of the many hazards
on this golf course.
221
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I thought that was you.
222
00:11:39,993 --> 00:11:42,714
Groundskeeper must be
unhappy that you're here today.
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Divots, I do produce a
lot of divots. Good one.
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- Richard, nice to see you.
- Same here, Floyd.
225
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And, Bob, didn't know
you were a duffer.
226
00:11:50,595 --> 00:11:52,553
More like spoiling a good walk.
227
00:11:52,724 --> 00:11:54,124
You want to play through?
228
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Actually, I was heading back to the
clubhouse and you caught my eye.
229
00:11:58,276 --> 00:12:00,188
- How's Emily?
- She's fine.
230
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- Good health?
- Very good. And Carol?
231
00:12:02,992 --> 00:12:04,142
Fine.
232
00:12:04,662 --> 00:12:07,417
You know, she really misses
Emily. Misses her company.
233
00:12:07,625 --> 00:12:08,775
And vice versa, I'm sure.
234
00:12:08,919 --> 00:12:10,800
You couldn't drag those
two apart at a function.
235
00:12:10,965 --> 00:12:14,244
- They were like conjoined twins.
- I know she'd love to see Emily again.
236
00:12:14,470 --> 00:12:15,791
I'm sure the feeling is mutual.
237
00:12:15,931 --> 00:12:18,607
Then, perhaps we should
get those two together.
238
00:12:18,812 --> 00:12:20,087
We could arrange that.
239
00:12:20,231 --> 00:12:22,673
FLOYD: I can tell Carol to give
her a call? RICHARD: Any time.
240
00:12:22,819 --> 00:12:26,895
You know, if it's a meal, we men
could tag along, if they'd let us.
241
00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:29,392
That's a big "if," but
that could happen.
242
00:12:29,581 --> 00:12:31,573
Maybe Jason
could tag along, too.
243
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,312
That would be a
nice little gathering.
244
00:12:33,463 --> 00:12:36,184
I'm out of town next
week, but this Friday's free.
245
00:12:36,384 --> 00:12:37,614
Friday would be perfect.
246
00:12:37,762 --> 00:12:39,243
- I hope it happens.
- I hope so, too.
247
00:12:39,389 --> 00:12:41,109
- Glad to run into you.
- Same here.
248
00:12:41,268 --> 00:12:42,703
Bob, Jason.
249
00:12:46,152 --> 00:12:48,030
He wants to have dinner.
250
00:12:49,616 --> 00:12:52,053
- Was it Carol's idea or Floyd's?
- It's hard to say.
251
00:12:52,246 --> 00:12:54,888
- This is very good, Richard.
- It was public. The whole club saw.
252
00:12:55,084 --> 00:12:57,840
But did he say that Carol had
wanted it or that he had wanted it?
253
00:12:58,048 --> 00:12:59,610
- What did you hear?
- I was out of earshot.
254
00:12:59,634 --> 00:13:02,754
Rapprochement with Floyd
Stiles. Never in my wildest dreams.
255
00:13:02,973 --> 00:13:04,615
And it came from him.
Who saw this coming?
256
00:13:04,643 --> 00:13:07,045
He brought up Carol before or
after he brought up the dinner?
257
00:13:07,231 --> 00:13:08,791
I didn't have a tape recorder.
258
00:13:08,942 --> 00:13:12,062
I'll offer to host it here. I've got
the perfect menu. Friday, right?
259
00:13:12,282 --> 00:13:14,924
- So it's Lorelai and Rory, too.
- Friday was his suggestion.
260
00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:17,158
- I wasn't in a position to counter.
- That's fine.
261
00:13:17,331 --> 00:13:19,395
- He saw us with Bob, too.
- Still he made the offer.
262
00:13:19,419 --> 00:13:20,740
Acquiring Bob was a great idea.
263
00:13:20,879 --> 00:13:23,361
There'll be seven. That's an
unbalanced table, but that's okay.
264
00:13:23,551 --> 00:13:24,701
This is wonderful.
265
00:13:24,845 --> 00:13:27,487
- Floyd wants peace.
- So it seems.
266
00:13:29,770 --> 00:13:30,966
[Knocking on door]
267
00:13:32,358 --> 00:13:33,838
- Dean.
- Surprise.
268
00:13:33,986 --> 00:13:36,707
- What are you doing here?
- I come bearing gifts.
269
00:13:36,908 --> 00:13:39,664
- A bookcase?
- Yeah, the one from the Inn.
270
00:13:40,122 --> 00:13:42,434
Do you see what's
going on out there?
271
00:13:43,294 --> 00:13:44,694
Almost there.
272
00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:48,474
Thanks for the help.
273
00:13:49,597 --> 00:13:50,997
Should I give him a hand?
274
00:13:51,726 --> 00:13:54,208
If he doesn't work for his
inebriation, he won't appreciate it.
275
00:13:54,397 --> 00:13:56,358
There's a party Friday
night. It must be for that.
276
00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:57,836
Yeah? You going?
277
00:13:57,987 --> 00:14:01,141
I have two papers due, so I'll be
in Stars Hollow avoiding the fray.
278
00:14:01,368 --> 00:14:03,566
I'll just have a brewski there.
279
00:14:03,747 --> 00:14:06,741
- So, which way's your room?
- That way.
280
00:14:09,423 --> 00:14:12,782
- So, where did this come from?
- Your mom had it made for the Dragonfly...
281
00:14:13,013 --> 00:14:16,372
but it didn't fit, so she
thought you could use it here.
282
00:14:17,229 --> 00:14:18,949
- She didn't tell you?
- Nope.
283
00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:20,588
- Small.
- Yes.
284
00:14:21,821 --> 00:14:24,497
- There's no place to put this.
- Yes, again.
285
00:14:24,784 --> 00:14:26,936
- What was your mom thinking?
- That I have books...
286
00:14:27,122 --> 00:14:29,274
and that's probably
the extent of it.
287
00:14:29,459 --> 00:14:31,053
Right. So, I guess
I'll take it back.
288
00:14:31,212 --> 00:14:34,206
- I'm sorry you had to make the trip.
- No, it's okay.
289
00:14:34,427 --> 00:14:37,069
It's kind of nice
seeing where you live.
290
00:14:38,684 --> 00:14:42,396
- So, are you on your way back to school?
- No, I'm just off from work.
291
00:14:43,693 --> 00:14:45,614
I'm actually gonna take
a little break from that.
292
00:14:45,779 --> 00:14:48,979
- From what, school?
- Yeah, just for a semester or two.
293
00:14:49,202 --> 00:14:51,878
A semester or two? But I
thought it was going so well.
294
00:14:52,082 --> 00:14:55,919
It was. It's just that Lindsay and I
really need some extra money right now...
295
00:14:56,173 --> 00:14:57,813
and this job with
Tom has been perfect.
296
00:14:57,968 --> 00:15:01,281
- Extra money for what?
- What do you mean? For life, things.
297
00:15:01,515 --> 00:15:03,155
What kind of things?
298
00:15:04,438 --> 00:15:07,432
Lindsay's got her heart set on having
a townhouse by the end of the year.
299
00:15:07,652 --> 00:15:09,854
We're cramped where we
are, so I think it's a good idea.
300
00:15:10,031 --> 00:15:11,306
- You do?
- Yeah.
301
00:15:11,450 --> 00:15:12,566
- I don't.
- What?
302
00:15:12,702 --> 00:15:14,820
I think it's a horrible idea.
303
00:15:14,998 --> 00:15:16,717
It's just temporary.
304
00:15:16,876 --> 00:15:17,947
- Maybe.
- Rory...
305
00:15:18,087 --> 00:15:20,524
A lot of people who drop
out say that it's just temporary.
306
00:15:20,716 --> 00:15:22,197
It usually doesn't
work out that way.
307
00:15:22,344 --> 00:15:23,939
- I'm gonna go back.
- I hope so.
308
00:15:24,098 --> 00:15:26,979
- Have some faith, will you?
- I just think this is a mistake.
309
00:15:27,186 --> 00:15:29,782
Rory, I'm married, remember?
I have responsibilities.
310
00:15:29,983 --> 00:15:31,896
- You'll lose your momentum.
- I need the money.
311
00:15:32,070 --> 00:15:34,461
- Can't the townhouse wait?
- Lighten up.
312
00:15:34,658 --> 00:15:36,377
I just think this is
a really bad idea.
313
00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:38,898
Graduating from college doesn't
guarantee you a job anymore.
314
00:15:38,999 --> 00:15:40,352
It's not like it was
with our parents.
315
00:15:40,376 --> 00:15:42,356
- You're not going back?
- You're twisting my words.
316
00:15:42,380 --> 00:15:43,984
And you're just gonna
work in construction?
317
00:15:44,008 --> 00:15:45,736
What, are you gonna
get all elitist on me now?
318
00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:47,682
We're friends, so I get
to tell you what I think.
319
00:15:47,723 --> 00:15:49,158
- Fine.
- You should go to school.
320
00:15:49,308 --> 00:15:51,870
Great. Now you've told
me three times. I get it.
321
00:15:52,063 --> 00:15:54,579
You don't need to
tell me again, okay?
322
00:15:58,700 --> 00:16:01,661
- You want me to take this now?
- Yes. No.
323
00:16:02,665 --> 00:16:04,738
- Whatever you want.
- I'll take it now.
324
00:16:05,211 --> 00:16:06,247
Fine.
325
00:16:13,100 --> 00:16:15,982
Attention, please.
Everybody, if I may.
326
00:16:16,190 --> 00:16:18,307
Let's have some
attention, people!
327
00:16:18,485 --> 00:16:20,239
We all know why we're here.
328
00:16:20,405 --> 00:16:23,799
There are 59 rotting Easter eggs
hidden throughout the square...
329
00:16:24,037 --> 00:16:25,312
and we've got to find them.
330
00:16:25,456 --> 00:16:27,972
I know what you're all
thinking. What about the map?
331
00:16:28,169 --> 00:16:31,562
The careful, detailed map of
where the eggs are hidden...
332
00:16:32,009 --> 00:16:35,367
made each year to avoid
catastrophes such as this?
333
00:16:35,599 --> 00:16:39,994
Well, a map was not made
this year, good townsfolk.
334
00:16:40,315 --> 00:16:42,115
One was not made.
335
00:16:42,653 --> 00:16:45,852
Now, this work is going to be
exhausting and, yes, disgusting...
336
00:16:46,076 --> 00:16:48,273
but as my way of thanking you...
337
00:16:48,580 --> 00:16:51,620
help yourself to lunch
at Doose's Market...
338
00:16:51,836 --> 00:16:53,875
where everything in our
prepared-foods section...
339
00:16:54,048 --> 00:16:58,329
will be discounted 5%,
20% for our day-old sushi.
340
00:17:00,016 --> 00:17:04,298
With the flower show due in three
days, we have a clock on this, people...
341
00:17:04,567 --> 00:17:08,359
but when I look out at this
fine group of volunteers...
342
00:17:08,615 --> 00:17:10,688
my heart races with pride.
343
00:17:10,911 --> 00:17:13,666
I see America...
344
00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:16,004
and I am proud.
345
00:17:16,504 --> 00:17:19,419
- Now, are there any questions?
- What's with the toupee?
346
00:17:19,634 --> 00:17:21,832
- It's not a toupee.
- And I'm blond and leggy.
347
00:17:22,014 --> 00:17:24,610
Are there any legitimate
questions from anyone?
348
00:17:24,852 --> 00:17:26,891
- Yes, Joe?
- I'm Jewish.
349
00:17:27,106 --> 00:17:28,825
Well, that's swell.
350
00:17:28,985 --> 00:17:32,776
- Is it okay for a Jew to hunt Easter eggs?
- That's between you and your rabbi.
351
00:17:33,034 --> 00:17:34,355
Jackson, a question?
352
00:17:34,495 --> 00:17:36,533
- Toupee guy says what?
- What?
353
00:17:37,124 --> 00:17:40,482
- What are you laughing about?
- Jackson said, "Toupee guy says what?"...
354
00:17:40,714 --> 00:17:43,104
inspiring your understandable
response of, "What?"...
355
00:17:43,302 --> 00:17:46,615
thus soliciting their childish
laughter. It's infantile and a total clam.
356
00:17:46,849 --> 00:17:51,529
Please report every found egg to
me, and I will keep the running total.
357
00:17:52,317 --> 00:17:54,913
Now, good luck,
and let the hunt begin.
358
00:17:55,156 --> 00:17:57,353
KIRK: We won't let
you down, Taylor...
359
00:17:57,535 --> 00:18:00,769
because not only are we gonna
find 20 eggs within the hour...
360
00:18:00,999 --> 00:18:04,472
but we're going on to
find 25 and then 30...
361
00:18:04,798 --> 00:18:07,360
and then 35 and then 40...
362
00:18:07,553 --> 00:18:10,354
and then 45 and then 50...
363
00:18:10,558 --> 00:18:14,556
until we find all 59 and
take back the square!
364
00:18:14,941 --> 00:18:16,853
[Whooping excitedly]
365
00:18:19,031 --> 00:18:21,104
- Hurt your throat?
- Very badly.
366
00:18:21,286 --> 00:18:23,642
- Found one.
- Fifty-eight to go.
367
00:18:23,874 --> 00:18:25,354
Good job, Joe.
368
00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:33,152
Okay, dinner is ready
when the cow moos.
369
00:18:34,142 --> 00:18:35,177
Okay.
370
00:18:35,519 --> 00:18:37,830
- How about here?
- Not there.
371
00:18:38,024 --> 00:18:39,173
- Why not?
- It's dark.
372
00:18:39,318 --> 00:18:42,517
Yeah, that's the point. It's a
dark corner. The plant livens it up.
373
00:18:42,740 --> 00:18:44,061
- Plants need light.
- They do?
374
00:18:44,201 --> 00:18:46,240
It's the "photo" part
of photosynthesize.
375
00:18:46,413 --> 00:18:49,772
- Don't some plants just synthesize?
- They really need the photo part.
376
00:18:50,003 --> 00:18:51,690
None of the plants I
ever had needed light.
377
00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:53,467
- Any of them live?
- No.
378
00:18:54,344 --> 00:18:56,735
- Insight.
- Poor thing doesn't stand a chance.
379
00:18:56,932 --> 00:18:59,926
- So, you ready for Friday?
- Dinner with my parents?
380
00:19:00,145 --> 00:19:02,947
- You haven't seen them in a while.
- I've seen Mom occasionally.
381
00:19:03,151 --> 00:19:05,232
Floyd and I really haven't
spoken since the schism...
382
00:19:05,321 --> 00:19:07,643
not that Harry Chapin isn't
dying to rise from the grave...
383
00:19:07,742 --> 00:19:09,303
and write a song about us.
384
00:19:09,454 --> 00:19:11,731
- I'm a little nervous.
- Yeah, I get that.
385
00:19:12,417 --> 00:19:15,650
And he's gonna call me Digger.
He loves calling me Digger.
386
00:19:15,882 --> 00:19:18,397
And he has hated every
girl I have ever dated.
387
00:19:19,137 --> 00:19:20,572
- Really?
- Yeah, Mom, too.
388
00:19:20,723 --> 00:19:23,604
It's some sort of reverse oedipal
thing. And not just the ones I pick.
389
00:19:23,813 --> 00:19:26,807
They set me up with a girl they
loved. When they found out I liked her...
390
00:19:27,026 --> 00:19:29,304
they turned on her viciously.
She moved to Alaska.
391
00:19:29,489 --> 00:19:31,093
- Why are you telling me this?
- A heads-up.
392
00:19:31,117 --> 00:19:33,110
All it's gonna do is make
me nervous, and it has.
393
00:19:33,288 --> 00:19:34,849
They don't know I'm
going out with you.
394
00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:37,676
- They'll find out eventually.
- Impress them now when they don't know.
395
00:19:37,879 --> 00:19:39,234
Preempt their gathering hatred.
396
00:19:39,382 --> 00:19:41,420
Unless they end up
hating me retroactively.
397
00:19:41,594 --> 00:19:43,916
- I have seen that, too.
- Tony Robbins has nothing on you.
398
00:19:44,056 --> 00:19:45,127
Sorry.
399
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:47,226
- How about here?
- On the chair?
400
00:19:47,396 --> 00:19:48,997
Yeah, it's not a very
comfortable chair.
401
00:19:49,065 --> 00:19:51,067
- How about I just get a new chair?
- That'll work.
402
00:19:51,153 --> 00:19:54,227
In a warped way, you being
nervous has made me less nervous.
403
00:19:54,450 --> 00:19:55,486
So there's a bright side.
404
00:19:55,619 --> 00:19:57,692
- Not that that was my intent.
- Good to know.
405
00:19:57,873 --> 00:19:58,989
Dinner.
406
00:19:59,125 --> 00:20:00,605
[Timer mooing]
407
00:20:01,337 --> 00:20:04,378
There was a death-to-disco
movement in the late '70s, very intense.
408
00:20:04,593 --> 00:20:07,235
- We had Donna Summer on the run.
- "We"? You weren't born yet.
409
00:20:07,431 --> 00:20:09,070
- I'm a kindred spirit.
- Gotcha.
410
00:20:09,226 --> 00:20:11,299
So where's the passion
now? Where is it?
411
00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:13,598
There's no disco to kill
anymore. They wiped it out.
412
00:20:13,776 --> 00:20:15,657
But there are other
things that need wiping out.
413
00:20:15,821 --> 00:20:18,861
Phony rappers, most techno,
alt country, Christian rock...
414
00:20:19,077 --> 00:20:20,955
anything fusion, classic
alternative radio...
415
00:20:21,122 --> 00:20:23,843
where all they do is play the same
Nirvana song over and over again.
416
00:20:24,044 --> 00:20:26,726
- The Rubens, the Clays, the Clarksons.
- It's gonna be a bloodbath.
417
00:20:26,924 --> 00:20:28,199
What are they doing?
418
00:20:28,343 --> 00:20:30,096
- You smell that smell?
- Yeah.
419
00:20:30,305 --> 00:20:32,422
Taylor left Kirk in charge
of the Easter egg hunt...
420
00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:34,195
and they didn't
exactly find them all.
421
00:20:34,354 --> 00:20:36,666
- They lose the egg map?
- They didn't make an egg map.
422
00:20:36,858 --> 00:20:38,963
- They didn't make an egg map?
- I was just as shocked.
423
00:20:38,987 --> 00:20:40,137
They always make an egg map.
424
00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:42,001
Let's have the
hourly report, Joe.
425
00:20:42,159 --> 00:20:44,960
- We found three more, Taylor.
- I said, "Joe."
426
00:20:45,415 --> 00:20:48,968
- We found three more, Taylor.
- That is not good.
427
00:20:49,213 --> 00:20:50,727
More than half
are still missing...
428
00:20:50,882 --> 00:20:54,116
and every minute, we have
people deserting the cause.
429
00:20:55,433 --> 00:20:57,824
- What's this?
- There's a couple in the tree.
430
00:20:58,021 --> 00:21:00,458
- You hid them in a tree?
- Right.
431
00:21:00,650 --> 00:21:02,962
They're completely out
of reach of the children.
432
00:21:03,155 --> 00:21:05,387
The others I hid for the
delight of the children.
433
00:21:05,576 --> 00:21:06,976
These I hid for me.
434
00:21:07,746 --> 00:21:09,739
Get them down. This is not good.
435
00:21:09,917 --> 00:21:11,716
We are losing men,
and we are losing...
436
00:21:11,879 --> 00:21:13,314
- Hair.
- Time.
437
00:21:13,590 --> 00:21:14,626
Jinx.
438
00:21:15,969 --> 00:21:17,961
I miss the Caribbean.
439
00:21:19,475 --> 00:21:20,625
So, what are we looking for?
440
00:21:20,769 --> 00:21:23,240
We still have no fridge, no
stove, and no microwave...
441
00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:25,842
so nothing perishable, nothing
that requires boiling water...
442
00:21:25,986 --> 00:21:27,214
and nothing that
needs to be cooked.
443
00:21:27,238 --> 00:21:29,959
- I'm guessing the day-old sushi is out.
- It was never in.
444
00:21:30,161 --> 00:21:31,482
- Beef jerky?
- Definitely.
445
00:21:31,622 --> 00:21:32,657
And protein bars.
446
00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:35,513
- I'm sorry. When did I win the lottery?
- Protein bars are a luxury?
447
00:21:35,712 --> 00:21:37,733
When you live with guys
that eat 10 of everything...
448
00:21:37,757 --> 00:21:39,032
when one's the correct portion.
449
00:21:39,176 --> 00:21:40,618
Gotta keep that
proportion cost low.
450
00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:41,955
- Pretzels.
- Perfect.
451
00:21:42,099 --> 00:21:45,014
- And, of course, the perennial Pop-Tart.
- Load up on those.
452
00:21:45,229 --> 00:21:47,825
- Did I tell you that Dean stopped by?
- Where, Yale?
453
00:21:48,025 --> 00:21:51,384
He was delivering a bookcase for my
mom. You want a bookcase? It's free.
454
00:21:51,615 --> 00:21:53,767
I'll take it. So, how's
old Deanie-boy doing?
455
00:21:53,953 --> 00:21:55,994
- He dropped out of college.
- What? You're kidding.
456
00:21:56,039 --> 00:21:57,761
Says he needs money.
How about marshmallows?
457
00:21:57,835 --> 00:22:00,037
Sure, throw in a Park Avenue
mansion while you're at it.
458
00:22:00,131 --> 00:22:02,886
- Another luxury. Got it.
- So, he's just working full-time?
459
00:22:03,094 --> 00:22:06,248
It's such a waste. Dean is so
smart. He can do so much more.
460
00:22:06,516 --> 00:22:08,794
- Melba toast.
- Cheap, tasteless, and filling.
461
00:22:08,979 --> 00:22:10,015
I'll grab a bunch.
462
00:22:10,148 --> 00:22:12,983
I'll get a bag of marshmallows,
so the boys can have a treat.
463
00:22:13,195 --> 00:22:15,472
I'm mad at Dean about this,
but I'm more mad at Lindsay.
464
00:22:15,657 --> 00:22:17,138
- She's so selfish.
- Women.
465
00:22:17,286 --> 00:22:19,808
She's his wife. She should be
encouraging him to go to school...
466
00:22:19,957 --> 00:22:21,038
and think about his future.
467
00:22:21,126 --> 00:22:23,881
But, no, she needs a
townhouse and a Rolls-Royce.
468
00:22:24,089 --> 00:22:26,731
- They're buying a Rolls-Royce?
- No, but they are the townhouse...
469
00:22:26,844 --> 00:22:30,124
and he didn't even seem that
excited about it. It's just Lindsay.
470
00:22:30,351 --> 00:22:33,266
I mean, why doesn't she get a
job. What does she do all day?
471
00:22:42,664 --> 00:22:45,180
So, you think she heard?
472
00:22:57,941 --> 00:22:58,977
- Kirk?
- That's me.
473
00:22:59,110 --> 00:23:00,784
- You want something?
- Why?
474
00:23:00,946 --> 00:23:03,258
You usually get something
here. You're in the diner.
475
00:23:03,450 --> 00:23:04,486
Yes.
476
00:23:05,955 --> 00:23:07,276
- Kirk?
- That's me.
477
00:23:07,416 --> 00:23:09,295
- You want some coffee?
- Yes, please.
478
00:23:09,461 --> 00:23:11,302
Your eyes are spinning
in different directions.
479
00:23:11,381 --> 00:23:13,533
I've been up for one
and a half days straight.
480
00:23:13,719 --> 00:23:16,554
I haven't done that since the
Petticoat Junction marathon in '97.
481
00:23:16,765 --> 00:23:18,963
Right. Caught a
little bit of that myself.
482
00:23:22,066 --> 00:23:25,107
Luke, turkey sandwich
on rye, please.
483
00:23:25,322 --> 00:23:27,793
- Lettuce, tomato, cucumber.
- Coming right up.
484
00:23:27,994 --> 00:23:31,388
We're gonna do it, Taylor. We're
gonna find those last 12 eggs.
485
00:23:31,625 --> 00:23:32,741
Coleslaw, too.
486
00:23:32,878 --> 00:23:33,994
Every last one of them.
487
00:23:34,130 --> 00:23:36,042
And a pickle. Make it two.
488
00:23:36,258 --> 00:23:40,300
Joe and I can divide the square in
two and sweep it clean till the job's done.
489
00:23:40,725 --> 00:23:44,197
I'm going to pay now and
wait outside, if you don't mind.
490
00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:45,589
I guess not.
491
00:23:45,734 --> 00:23:47,692
I'll take the east side,
he'll take the west.
492
00:23:47,862 --> 00:23:50,140
- That way we can...
- That's enough, Kirk.
493
00:23:50,325 --> 00:23:51,326
Hey, watch it.
494
00:23:51,452 --> 00:23:55,130
You're not satisfied that I'm suffering
for what you've done to this town.
495
00:23:55,376 --> 00:23:57,892
You have to continue
to personally torture me?
496
00:23:58,172 --> 00:24:00,973
- We'll find the 12.
- We won't find the 12.
497
00:24:01,177 --> 00:24:04,172
You have brought disaster
down upon us. Are you happy?
498
00:24:04,392 --> 00:24:05,393
No.
499
00:24:05,519 --> 00:24:07,760
I left you in charge because
I thought I could trust you.
500
00:24:07,815 --> 00:24:08,930
But you let me down.
501
00:24:09,066 --> 00:24:11,743
- Now, I have to cancel the flower show.
- No.
502
00:24:11,947 --> 00:24:14,418
I'm making the call tomorrow.
The flower show is history.
503
00:24:14,618 --> 00:24:18,455
- But we're only missing 12.
- We have to find every last egg.
504
00:24:18,750 --> 00:24:20,071
Then, Joe and I...
505
00:24:20,211 --> 00:24:23,684
Joe just left for Cabala
class. I have no men left.
506
00:24:23,926 --> 00:24:25,486
You have me left.
507
00:24:25,804 --> 00:24:28,036
I have no men left.
508
00:24:28,643 --> 00:24:31,079
I've lost my appetite.
509
00:24:38,326 --> 00:24:40,478
Hi, guys. Wow, love the heaters.
510
00:24:40,664 --> 00:24:43,145
It's not too cold, is it? We
thought to start the evening here.
511
00:24:43,169 --> 00:24:44,239
It's nice.
512
00:24:44,379 --> 00:24:46,530
No, I'm not seeing the
olives that Floyd likes.
513
00:24:46,716 --> 00:24:50,235
They're in the back on the
right. Is this cart in the best place?
514
00:24:50,473 --> 00:24:52,273
- Move it back?
- Move it back.
515
00:24:52,477 --> 00:24:54,435
They keep moving
everything back and forth.
516
00:24:54,605 --> 00:24:56,803
The cart, the heater, me.
I used to be over there.
517
00:24:56,984 --> 00:24:59,580
- They're perfectionists.
- It's like watching an ant farm.
518
00:24:59,781 --> 00:25:03,140
I should go grab that gin that Floyd
likes. I've got some in the freezer.
519
00:25:03,370 --> 00:25:06,604
- Maybe it was better in the other spot.
- Patio looks great, Mom, really.
520
00:25:06,835 --> 00:25:07,985
I guess.
521
00:25:08,755 --> 00:25:10,953
Where's that awful
light coming from?
522
00:25:11,426 --> 00:25:12,497
I think it's the moon.
523
00:25:12,637 --> 00:25:14,312
You're thinking of
having the moon moved?
524
00:25:14,474 --> 00:25:17,070
I suppose it will move
on its own at some point.
525
00:25:17,813 --> 00:25:19,213
- You look nice.
- Thank you.
526
00:25:19,357 --> 00:25:20,428
Why do you look so nice?
527
00:25:20,567 --> 00:25:22,449
I knew this was an
important night for you guys.
528
00:25:22,613 --> 00:25:23,925
I thought I would
dress up a little.
529
00:25:23,949 --> 00:25:25,020
They're here.
530
00:25:25,576 --> 00:25:27,330
Richard, they're here.
531
00:25:27,831 --> 00:25:30,313
- You do look especially nice tonight.
- What is with everyone?
532
00:25:30,502 --> 00:25:32,973
I'm not always in dirty sweats
fresh from slopping the pigs.
533
00:25:33,173 --> 00:25:35,451
You don't have that
just-came-from-work look about you.
534
00:25:35,636 --> 00:25:37,071
A girl can't dress up a little?
535
00:25:37,222 --> 00:25:38,975
Your mom's a little nervous.
536
00:25:40,687 --> 00:25:44,763
Right. You're meeting the parents. I
actually had not put that together before.
537
00:25:45,027 --> 00:25:47,189
- That's why you showered.
- That's not why I showered.
538
00:25:47,282 --> 00:25:48,512
RICHARD: Here we are.
539
00:25:48,868 --> 00:25:52,580
- Your patio is beautiful, Emily.
- Thank you, Carol.
540
00:25:52,833 --> 00:25:54,063
- Hi, honey.
- Hi, Mom.
541
00:25:54,210 --> 00:25:56,408
Floyd, Carol, our
daughter, Lorelai.
542
00:25:56,590 --> 00:25:58,026
- How do you do?
- Our granddaughter, Rory.
543
00:25:58,050 --> 00:25:59,121
- Hello.
- Hi.
544
00:25:59,261 --> 00:26:02,460
- We've met before, but a long time ago.
- We remember you well.
545
00:26:02,684 --> 00:26:04,830
You didn't dress up
for our benefit, I hope.
546
00:26:04,842 --> 00:26:06,156
No. This is nothing weird.
547
00:26:06,399 --> 00:26:08,232
How about some
beverages, everybody?
548
00:26:08,402 --> 00:26:10,517
Extra dry martini
still your drink, Floyd?
549
00:26:10,529 --> 00:26:11,157
Absolutely.
550
00:26:11,365 --> 00:26:12,436
Same here, Dad.
551
00:26:12,576 --> 00:26:15,047
And bourbon with a splash
of branch water, right, Carol?
552
00:26:15,247 --> 00:26:17,240
- Thank you, Richard.
- Here, Emily.
553
00:26:17,752 --> 00:26:21,146
- You've redone the patio. It's gorgeous.
- Don't you think?
554
00:26:21,383 --> 00:26:24,298
And those trees. I love
them. What are they?
555
00:26:24,514 --> 00:26:26,154
They're African. Come see.
556
00:26:26,559 --> 00:26:29,440
I'm trying to remember
when we saw you last.
557
00:26:30,233 --> 00:26:34,025
- Probably at camp.
- Right, the day we came to pick up Jason.
558
00:26:34,323 --> 00:26:37,921
There was a talent show. You
sang a duet with a pimply fellow.
559
00:26:38,163 --> 00:26:39,199
Crater Face Cutler.
560
00:26:39,332 --> 00:26:40,811
He's a litigator
now. Very bitter man.
561
00:26:40,835 --> 00:26:44,229
The pimply fellow stank, but you
were wonderful. Very charming.
562
00:26:44,466 --> 00:26:45,537
It was from Grease.
563
00:26:45,677 --> 00:26:48,512
- How Crater Face got his pimples?
- No, my song Summer Lovin'.
564
00:26:48,723 --> 00:26:51,080
I had to sit on his lap. It
was very uncomfortable.
565
00:26:51,270 --> 00:26:52,591
Crater Face had very bony knees.
566
00:26:52,730 --> 00:26:55,406
You did a dance with
somebody, if I remember correctly.
567
00:26:55,610 --> 00:26:58,252
- Yes, he cha-cha'd.
- Thank you for bringing that up.
568
00:26:58,448 --> 00:27:00,130
And thank you for never
sending me to camp.
569
00:27:00,202 --> 00:27:02,957
You were great. I liked when you
and your partner knocked heads.
570
00:27:03,165 --> 00:27:06,080
Clubfoot Cindy. She married
Crater Face Cutler. Beautiful children.
571
00:27:06,296 --> 00:27:08,175
Here are the drinks, everybody.
572
00:27:09,051 --> 00:27:12,205
- Rory, we left your soda inside.
- I'll go get it.
573
00:27:12,807 --> 00:27:15,802
I actually had a
barbershop quartet at Yale.
574
00:27:16,022 --> 00:27:17,741
I was by far the weakest link.
575
00:27:17,900 --> 00:27:19,130
That reminds me.
576
00:27:19,277 --> 00:27:22,796
I have a story I've been dying
to tell you ever since I heard it...
577
00:27:23,034 --> 00:27:24,389
about Herb Benson.
578
00:27:24,536 --> 00:27:28,009
- What's the rogue up to now?
- Later. I don't want to bore the others.
579
00:27:28,251 --> 00:27:29,252
I can't wait.
580
00:27:29,378 --> 00:27:31,024
Help me take the drinks
down to the ladies?
581
00:27:31,048 --> 00:27:32,688
Absolutely. Excuse us.
582
00:27:33,762 --> 00:27:35,083
All right, ladies.
583
00:27:35,223 --> 00:27:36,976
Here's to you.
584
00:27:37,810 --> 00:27:38,880
Here you are, darling.
585
00:27:39,021 --> 00:27:40,091
Look at that.
586
00:27:40,232 --> 00:27:42,793
Groucho, Chico, Harpo,
and Zeppo together again.
587
00:27:42,986 --> 00:27:44,580
- Excuse me, Grandma.
- Yes, sweetie?
588
00:27:44,739 --> 00:27:46,937
Elsa said to say that
dinner's in 15 minutes.
589
00:27:47,118 --> 00:27:49,190
Did she ask you to do
some vacuuming, too?
590
00:27:49,373 --> 00:27:50,373
No.
591
00:27:50,499 --> 00:27:52,412
She sends my granddaughter
out to do her job.
592
00:27:52,586 --> 00:27:54,339
How many maids has
Emily been through?
593
00:27:54,506 --> 00:27:55,827
We used to keep a running count.
594
00:27:55,968 --> 00:27:59,725
I'm afraid Western mathematical
principles cannot accommodate this task.
595
00:28:00,308 --> 00:28:02,229
My father is in a particularly
good mood tonight.
596
00:28:02,396 --> 00:28:03,431
Very.
597
00:28:03,564 --> 00:28:06,166
He's said two passive-aggressive
things to me since he got here...
598
00:28:06,361 --> 00:28:07,591
which is astounding for him.
599
00:28:07,738 --> 00:28:10,858
By the way, may I be the 14th
person to say how great you look?
600
00:28:11,077 --> 00:28:13,389
It's the shower. I gotta
try that more often.
601
00:28:13,582 --> 00:28:15,704
I think it'd be great. It's
better than Daytona Beach.
602
00:28:15,752 --> 00:28:18,143
This is our
grandson's first step.
603
00:28:18,340 --> 00:28:20,298
We were so lucky to
have the camera ready.
604
00:28:20,468 --> 00:28:23,589
- That's darling.
- He's gonna be big.
605
00:28:23,891 --> 00:28:27,808
He's gonna start on the defensive
line for the Bulldogs in 2021.
606
00:28:28,065 --> 00:28:29,785
Floyd has it all worked out.
607
00:28:30,069 --> 00:28:32,790
I believe that's you very
lovingly holding your nephew...
608
00:28:32,991 --> 00:28:34,426
who looks very
happy in your arms.
609
00:28:34,577 --> 00:28:36,819
I just told him I'd opened a
no-load mutual fund for him.
610
00:28:36,998 --> 00:28:39,435
- Tracks the S&P.
- You sentimental fool.
611
00:28:39,628 --> 00:28:42,224
I have some terrific pictures
of Rory. I should go get them.
612
00:28:42,424 --> 00:28:44,656
- But, Grandma, I'm right here.
- But you're so big now.
613
00:28:44,845 --> 00:28:46,366
Slouch down in your
chair for Grandma.
614
00:28:46,431 --> 00:28:48,473
If it's okay, I actually
thought I might leave soon.
615
00:28:48,644 --> 00:28:50,846
She's got a big paper due
next week and lots of reading.
616
00:28:50,981 --> 00:28:52,893
Yes, Rory. We've made
you stay too long already.
617
00:28:53,068 --> 00:28:54,343
Yes, go.
618
00:28:54,487 --> 00:28:57,049
Thank you for looking like you
weren't too bored all evening.
619
00:28:57,242 --> 00:28:58,995
No, I wasn't,
really. It was fun.
620
00:28:59,162 --> 00:29:00,312
Bye, Grandma.
621
00:29:00,456 --> 00:29:01,492
You have to go, too?
622
00:29:01,625 --> 00:29:03,344
- No, we came separately.
- Good.
623
00:29:03,503 --> 00:29:05,223
- Bye, Grandpa.
- Goodbye, Rory.
624
00:29:05,382 --> 00:29:07,215
- Lovely girl.
- She's a doll.
625
00:29:07,385 --> 00:29:08,900
I think this is
the perfect time...
626
00:29:09,055 --> 00:29:11,013
for those who are so
inclined to enjoy a cigar.
627
00:29:11,183 --> 00:29:12,328
All right, let's fire them up.
628
00:29:12,352 --> 00:29:14,630
I meant the men, but
would you like a cigar?
629
00:29:14,815 --> 00:29:18,095
No, you guys go. Circle the fire.
Pound your chests. We'll be waiting.
630
00:29:18,321 --> 00:29:19,596
- Floyd, Jason.
- Let's do it.
631
00:29:19,740 --> 00:29:22,621
Let's let Elsa clean up
and maybe keep her job.
632
00:29:22,829 --> 00:29:24,976
- The living room all right?
- We can bring the coffee?
633
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:26,395
- I was going to pour brandy.
- Even better.
634
00:29:26,419 --> 00:29:27,455
Let's go.
635
00:29:27,587 --> 00:29:30,263
This evening has been
so wonderful, Emily.
636
00:29:30,718 --> 00:29:32,950
- The two of us together again.
- Yes, it has.
637
00:29:33,139 --> 00:29:36,133
All those horrible things that
happened with the business.
638
00:29:36,353 --> 00:29:38,823
Now, let's not let business
come between us again.
639
00:29:39,025 --> 00:29:41,667
All that ugliness is in the past
now, so we don't have to worry.
640
00:29:41,863 --> 00:29:42,899
Yes.
641
00:29:43,449 --> 00:29:44,450
Smooth.
642
00:29:44,743 --> 00:29:46,816
- '63?
- '65.
643
00:29:47,122 --> 00:29:50,321
- You can't get a '63 to save your life.
- Still does the trick, though.
644
00:29:50,544 --> 00:29:53,426
Goodport was caught up in
that ridiculous cigar boom...
645
00:29:53,633 --> 00:29:55,831
- a few years ago, remember?
- Yes.
646
00:29:56,013 --> 00:29:59,326
Amateurs. Babes in diapers
talking big in those cigar clubs...
647
00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:01,519
smoking Churchills
down to the ring.
648
00:30:01,689 --> 00:30:05,447
Tobacco farmers harvested their crop
green just to keep up with the demand.
649
00:30:05,696 --> 00:30:08,417
If I remember correctly, you
found a way to rectify the problem.
650
00:30:08,618 --> 00:30:11,500
I couldn't get Hennessy's to put
my favorite cigars aside for me.
651
00:30:11,707 --> 00:30:14,178
This, after 20 years of
giving them my business.
652
00:30:14,379 --> 00:30:16,371
- Big mistake.
- Love these kind of stories.
653
00:30:16,548 --> 00:30:18,860
So I bypassed the bastards.
I found their supplier.
654
00:30:19,053 --> 00:30:21,569
I swooped in and bought
all of my favorites in bulk.
655
00:30:21,766 --> 00:30:25,764
Hundreds of boxes, cash, on the barrel.
So now Hennessy's couldn't get them.
656
00:30:26,024 --> 00:30:27,095
Hundreds of boxes?
657
00:30:27,235 --> 00:30:29,466
I couldn't have smoked
them in three lifetimes.
658
00:30:29,655 --> 00:30:32,969
So I kindly offered to sell
Hennessy's my excess supply.
659
00:30:33,621 --> 00:30:35,898
They leapt at it
like dogs for a bone.
660
00:30:36,083 --> 00:30:38,839
And I made enough to
pay for the boxes that I kept.
661
00:30:39,047 --> 00:30:40,968
You're creative. It's one
of your many strengths.
662
00:30:41,134 --> 00:30:42,569
I'd say it's his main strength.
663
00:30:42,721 --> 00:30:44,872
Who ever said an insurance
man can't be creative?
664
00:30:45,057 --> 00:30:47,448
It's one of the fallacies
about what we do.
665
00:30:47,770 --> 00:30:51,403
People think it's dry, wooden, a
bunch of automatons shuffling papers.
666
00:30:51,987 --> 00:30:54,104
On the contrary,
it breathes daily.
667
00:30:54,783 --> 00:30:56,900
It's life and death, what we do.
668
00:30:57,580 --> 00:31:01,292
It's a new drama every
day, almost Shakespearean.
669
00:31:01,545 --> 00:31:03,139
Richard III, Macbeth.
670
00:31:03,298 --> 00:31:05,655
What day doesn't
necessitate courage, tenacity...
671
00:31:05,844 --> 00:31:09,203
and sometimes, like your cigar
story, Richard, a little vengeance?
672
00:31:09,434 --> 00:31:12,269
- And that's all before lunch.
- Our work is wonderful.
673
00:31:12,774 --> 00:31:14,493
I've always felt that way.
674
00:31:14,651 --> 00:31:17,645
Protective of what I do,
protective of what I have.
675
00:31:17,908 --> 00:31:20,709
- I think my cigar is out.
- That's why I'm suing you.
676
00:31:21,205 --> 00:31:22,924
- Dad.
- You're joking.
677
00:31:23,334 --> 00:31:25,930
I'm not joking. I'm
suing your company.
678
00:31:26,172 --> 00:31:28,289
My lawyers will be contacting
you Monday morning.
679
00:31:28,468 --> 00:31:29,468
You're not serious.
680
00:31:29,594 --> 00:31:31,356
You didn't think I'd
let Digger walk away...
681
00:31:31,515 --> 00:31:34,430
with some of my oldest clients
and not respond, did you?
682
00:31:34,645 --> 00:31:36,923
- Are you that naive?
- Dad, this is crazy.
683
00:31:37,108 --> 00:31:39,340
You signed a non-compete
clause with me, Digger.
684
00:31:39,529 --> 00:31:42,045
- And I didn't break that clause.
- He didn't.
685
00:31:42,242 --> 00:31:45,283
I studied Jason's contract, and
only certain clients were off-limits...
686
00:31:45,498 --> 00:31:48,219
- and those remained off-limits.
- Alexander Barnes was off-limits.
687
00:31:48,420 --> 00:31:50,582
That was a social lunch,
and you can't prove otherwise.
688
00:31:50,674 --> 00:31:52,313
- You have no case.
- Maybe, maybe not.
689
00:31:52,468 --> 00:31:54,430
By the time the courts
figure out the situation...
690
00:31:54,472 --> 00:31:56,305
I'll have buried
you in legal fees.
691
00:31:56,475 --> 00:32:00,472
I know your financial situation, Richard.
You can't survive a lengthy legal process.
692
00:32:00,732 --> 00:32:04,490
So, this is just revenge,
Floyd? Are we stooping that low?
693
00:32:04,740 --> 00:32:08,293
You just described how strongly
you felt about a bunch of cigars.
694
00:32:08,705 --> 00:32:11,062
How did you think I was going
to feel about my business?
695
00:32:11,251 --> 00:32:13,688
How did you know I
had lunch with Alex, Dad?
696
00:32:13,881 --> 00:32:15,527
You have a private
investigator tailing me?
697
00:32:15,551 --> 00:32:18,545
This whole business is so
distasteful, but what was I to do?
698
00:32:18,765 --> 00:32:22,648
I did what I had to do, what
Richard Gilmore would do.
699
00:32:25,067 --> 00:32:26,741
I think I should go now.
700
00:32:26,904 --> 00:32:29,102
Don't. Dad, don't
leave. Call this off.
701
00:32:29,910 --> 00:32:33,508
Sorry I didn't get to that anecdote,
Richard. Maybe some other time.
702
00:32:35,294 --> 00:32:36,295
Dad!
703
00:32:38,591 --> 00:32:39,707
Rory did come out.
704
00:32:39,843 --> 00:32:42,041
She was a beautiful
debutante, the hit of the night.
705
00:32:42,223 --> 00:32:44,944
She did so well, we had her
go back in and come out again.
706
00:32:45,144 --> 00:32:46,180
RICHARD: Floyd, wait.
707
00:32:46,313 --> 00:32:48,465
Dad, I will block
the door if I have to.
708
00:32:48,651 --> 00:32:50,332
FLOYD: I wouldn't
suggest you do that, son.
709
00:32:50,362 --> 00:32:52,514
- What is going on?
- I should get my purse.
710
00:32:52,699 --> 00:32:53,770
Carol, no.
711
00:32:53,910 --> 00:32:56,062
Excuse us, Emily. This
is rude, but we have to go.
712
00:32:56,248 --> 00:32:58,366
- Mom, stay.
- It's too late, Jason.
713
00:32:58,544 --> 00:32:59,865
What's going on? Richard?
714
00:33:00,004 --> 00:33:01,518
I apologize for how this ended.
715
00:33:01,674 --> 00:33:04,065
We are not unprepared for
a fight. We are capitalized.
716
00:33:04,262 --> 00:33:07,063
Because you put your pension
up as collateral on all your loans.
717
00:33:07,267 --> 00:33:10,228
- How did you...
- It's a small community, our community.
718
00:33:10,439 --> 00:33:12,830
Endangering your pension,
Richard, it's reckless.
719
00:33:13,027 --> 00:33:15,019
Which P.I. did you have
on me? Paluso, I assume?
720
00:33:15,198 --> 00:33:17,554
He's the best. He
gets everything.
721
00:33:17,743 --> 00:33:20,305
It's how I found out your
daughter is dating my son.
722
00:33:20,499 --> 00:33:22,013
That's not true.
723
00:33:27,761 --> 00:33:30,118
Sorry we spoiled
your secret, son.
724
00:33:31,643 --> 00:33:33,123
We'll see ourselves out.
725
00:33:33,271 --> 00:33:35,264
- Come on, Carol.
- Dad, wait.
726
00:33:35,734 --> 00:33:38,376
Richard, Emily, this isn't
gonna happen. Period.
727
00:33:39,073 --> 00:33:41,828
It will resolve quickly and in
our favor. Excuse me. Dad!
728
00:33:42,037 --> 00:33:45,031
JASON: Forgetting the insufferable
way that you presented this subject...
729
00:33:45,251 --> 00:33:48,530
do you have any idea
how far off you are?
730
00:33:48,798 --> 00:33:50,312
[Door closing]
731
00:34:00,987 --> 00:34:02,547
We need to talk.
732
00:34:10,295 --> 00:34:13,335
- You brought your own car, didn't you?
- Yes.
733
00:34:13,801 --> 00:34:16,192
You don't need to
stay. You can go.
734
00:34:16,598 --> 00:34:18,078
I'm blocked in.
735
00:34:19,228 --> 00:34:20,343
Oh.
736
00:34:27,075 --> 00:34:29,154
Richard, you have
every right to be angry.
737
00:34:29,166 --> 00:34:30,354
You're damn right I do.
738
00:34:30,581 --> 00:34:32,893
To be humiliated like
this in my own house?
739
00:34:33,085 --> 00:34:35,368
- It was unconscionable.
- Why didn't you see this coming?
740
00:34:35,423 --> 00:34:37,222
You know him. He
doesn't show his hand.
741
00:34:37,385 --> 00:34:39,786
He sweet-talked us on the
golf course, got invited to dinner.
742
00:34:39,973 --> 00:34:41,043
The man is a sociopath.
743
00:34:41,182 --> 00:34:43,095
Tell me if you've
done anything illegal.
744
00:34:43,270 --> 00:34:45,422
Nothing. Richard, I
swear to you, nothing.
745
00:34:45,608 --> 00:34:47,449
- The lunch with Alex?
- Social. We're friends.
746
00:34:47,611 --> 00:34:48,612
Why should I believe you?
747
00:34:48,738 --> 00:34:50,340
I'm not stupid to
do anything illegal...
748
00:34:50,450 --> 00:34:52,411
or think that I could get
anything illegal by you.
749
00:34:52,453 --> 00:34:56,006
I do push boundaries, Richard,
but I never cross them. Ever.
750
00:34:56,293 --> 00:34:58,969
How long have you
been seeing my daughter?
751
00:34:59,256 --> 00:35:00,292
Five months.
752
00:35:00,425 --> 00:35:03,625
- For five months you've been lying to me.
- Yes.
753
00:35:04,515 --> 00:35:07,270
But it was a white lie.
It was a timing issue.
754
00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:10,042
It would have complicated our
relationship, yours and mine...
755
00:35:10,235 --> 00:35:13,070
and we didn't know if it
would last, so we took a path.
756
00:35:13,281 --> 00:35:15,363
It was the wrong path,
and I'm sorry about that, too.
757
00:35:15,452 --> 00:35:18,173
- You've got a lot to be sorry about.
- I do.
758
00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:21,520
My damned father.
759
00:35:22,881 --> 00:35:24,042
I should've seen this coming.
760
00:35:24,133 --> 00:35:27,254
As well as I know him, I
keep underestimating him.
761
00:35:29,017 --> 00:35:31,169
We both should
have seen this coming.
762
00:35:31,564 --> 00:35:33,203
I can make this go away.
763
00:35:33,359 --> 00:35:34,998
- How?
- It's a bluff.
764
00:35:35,237 --> 00:35:36,433
You know my father.
765
00:35:36,573 --> 00:35:39,135
He hates giving money to lawyers,
and this is gonna cost him big.
766
00:35:39,327 --> 00:35:40,398
That is true.
767
00:35:40,538 --> 00:35:42,392
So we will counter sue.
It's a wrongful lawsuit.
768
00:35:42,416 --> 00:35:44,329
- We will make him pay.
- Possibly.
769
00:35:44,503 --> 00:35:48,056
And I will do anything to
win back your trust, Richard.
770
00:35:48,302 --> 00:35:51,661
You have been so good
to me. Please. Let me try.
771
00:35:53,769 --> 00:35:54,805
Okay.
772
00:35:56,190 --> 00:35:57,864
You've got my trust.
773
00:35:58,570 --> 00:35:59,891
Go get him.
774
00:36:01,033 --> 00:36:02,911
Thank you, Richard.
775
00:36:03,077 --> 00:36:05,036
Also, I'm gonna work
on my golf game...
776
00:36:05,206 --> 00:36:07,927
get it up to snuff, so I stop
embarrassing you around the greens.
777
00:36:08,128 --> 00:36:09,563
Yeah, do that.
778
00:36:10,924 --> 00:36:12,564
Thank you, Richard.
779
00:36:28,581 --> 00:36:30,539
I have a gigantic bottle
of vodka at my place.
780
00:36:30,710 --> 00:36:32,384
The largest bottle of
vodka known to man.
781
00:36:32,546 --> 00:36:33,827
- But what will you drink?
- Gin.
782
00:36:33,966 --> 00:36:35,162
Let's go.
783
00:36:44,567 --> 00:36:45,638
Eggs.
784
00:36:48,157 --> 00:36:49,796
Gotta get the eggs.
785
00:36:51,706 --> 00:36:53,425
- Whoa, buddy.
- Eggs.
786
00:36:58,301 --> 00:37:00,020
[Both screaming]
787
00:37:12,451 --> 00:37:13,931
Flower show's tomorrow.
788
00:37:14,078 --> 00:37:16,959
Flower show's tomorrow and
I can't find the last 12 eggs.
789
00:37:17,167 --> 00:37:18,761
I let Taylor down.
790
00:37:19,546 --> 00:37:21,379
He's like a father to me.
791
00:37:21,550 --> 00:37:23,667
- I think he is my father.
- He's not your father.
792
00:37:23,845 --> 00:37:27,125
No, my father's my father,
which means Taylor's my tailor.
793
00:37:27,352 --> 00:37:29,071
I wonder how much he
charges to hem pants.
794
00:37:29,229 --> 00:37:32,907
- He's not your tailor.
- I let him down. I let Taylor down.
795
00:37:33,571 --> 00:37:35,529
I let the whole town down.
796
00:37:36,368 --> 00:37:38,280
He won't like me anymore.
797
00:37:43,714 --> 00:37:45,672
- What's this?
- It's the last 12 eggs.
798
00:37:45,842 --> 00:37:48,279
You picked some screwy
places to hide them.
799
00:37:48,472 --> 00:37:50,306
- Don't do that again.
- The last 12?
800
00:37:50,476 --> 00:37:52,753
Tell Taylor you found
them. Be the hero.
801
00:37:54,650 --> 00:37:55,925
Thank you.
802
00:37:58,281 --> 00:38:01,116
I love you, Luke Danes!
803
00:38:01,453 --> 00:38:03,571
- I'm stupid.
- I love you.
804
00:38:04,125 --> 00:38:05,959
I love Luke Danes!
805
00:38:06,921 --> 00:38:08,561
Love, love!
806
00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:21,595
- Come on.
- What? Where?
807
00:38:21,740 --> 00:38:23,937
I want to talk to you. Come on.
808
00:38:34,178 --> 00:38:37,013
- I've been trying to call your cell.
- I didn't have it on.
809
00:38:37,225 --> 00:38:39,821
- I'm sorry, okay? I'm really sorry.
- About what?
810
00:38:40,022 --> 00:38:42,903
- I was a jerk at your dorm. I yelled.
- You didn't yell.
811
00:38:43,110 --> 00:38:45,991
- I got upset, and I shouldn't have.
- No, I'm the jerk.
812
00:38:46,199 --> 00:38:49,001
Hounding you about school
like that. It all came out wrong.
813
00:38:49,205 --> 00:38:52,404
- It's your life, it's your decision.
- No, I shouldn't have sniped like that.
814
00:38:52,627 --> 00:38:54,666
- I deserved it.
- You were concerned.
815
00:38:54,839 --> 00:38:57,117
I want the best for you,
and I think school is it.
816
00:38:57,302 --> 00:39:01,776
I still think that, but it's not up to
me. I just don't want you to settle.
817
00:39:02,061 --> 00:39:03,575
I know you don't.
818
00:39:04,899 --> 00:39:08,257
Sometimes it seems like
you're the only one who doesn't.
819
00:39:10,450 --> 00:39:14,128
I think Lindsay may have
overheard me saying stuff at Doose's.
820
00:39:14,833 --> 00:39:15,869
Yeah.
821
00:39:16,001 --> 00:39:18,203
I feel even worse about
that. I've got such a big mouth.
822
00:39:18,297 --> 00:39:21,132
- No, it's okay.
- She must have been really upset.
823
00:39:21,595 --> 00:39:22,665
Kind of.
824
00:39:22,806 --> 00:39:25,037
- I didn't mean to hurt her feelings.
- She'll be okay.
825
00:39:25,226 --> 00:39:28,028
She knows we talk,
right? That we're friends?
826
00:39:29,066 --> 00:39:30,466
She does now.
827
00:39:33,073 --> 00:39:35,795
She doesn't want me
talking to you anymore.
828
00:39:36,246 --> 00:39:37,362
Oh.
829
00:39:39,251 --> 00:39:41,722
Well, I guess that's
understandable.
830
00:39:43,885 --> 00:39:46,720
- I don't want that to happen.
- I don't want that to happen, either.
831
00:39:46,931 --> 00:39:48,924
Then it's not gonna happen.
832
00:39:52,942 --> 00:39:54,775
Shouldn't you get home?
833
00:39:57,116 --> 00:39:58,835
- Yeah.
- Me, too.
834
00:40:19,823 --> 00:40:21,144
Is it true?
835
00:40:21,493 --> 00:40:24,214
Did you put your
pension up as collateral?
836
00:40:25,792 --> 00:40:28,912
- Are we in trouble?
- It's going to work out, Emily.
837
00:40:29,423 --> 00:40:30,858
It'll be okay.
838
00:40:31,593 --> 00:40:33,268
You and Jason talked?
839
00:40:33,931 --> 00:40:35,765
It's going to be okay.
840
00:40:46,035 --> 00:40:47,356
Three words.
841
00:40:47,747 --> 00:40:50,423
Four words. Two words.
Okay, you suck at charades.
842
00:40:50,627 --> 00:40:53,098
- We're playing charades?
- Yeah, weren't we?
843
00:40:53,299 --> 00:40:54,529
- You're drunk.
- You're drunk.
844
00:40:54,676 --> 00:40:57,033
- Don't drunk and drive.
- I would not thunk it.
845
00:40:57,222 --> 00:40:58,861
- That's a fun game to play.
- What?
846
00:40:59,017 --> 00:41:01,408
The "changing words
into funny words" game.
847
00:41:02,815 --> 00:41:04,136
I'm sleepy.
848
00:41:05,069 --> 00:41:08,268
You know, your father
was terrific until the end.
849
00:41:09,368 --> 00:41:11,486
Yeah, the end was kind of bad.
850
00:41:12,081 --> 00:41:14,438
It's like falling 600
feet to your death.
851
00:41:14,628 --> 00:41:18,704
It's fun the first 599 feet, but
it's just the last foot total sucko.
852
00:41:19,011 --> 00:41:21,448
Yeah, it's a bummer.
That last foot.
853
00:41:21,641 --> 00:41:23,792
But, you know, there is a
bright side to this evening.
854
00:41:23,978 --> 00:41:27,610
- The moon?
- No, but the moon was very bright.
855
00:41:28,486 --> 00:41:31,640
At least our relationship is
out in the open. No more hiding.
856
00:41:31,867 --> 00:41:34,223
Yeah, no more
hiding. I'll drink to that.
857
00:41:34,705 --> 00:41:36,538
And I got Richard calm.
858
00:41:36,792 --> 00:41:39,468
And I'll work my magic,
which is what I do.
859
00:41:39,798 --> 00:41:42,633
Dad's head looked like it
was gonna go full-out piñata.
860
00:41:42,844 --> 00:41:43,845
It'll be okay.
861
00:41:43,972 --> 00:41:47,684
He and I are going golfing in a couple
days. That always puts him in a good mood.
862
00:41:48,730 --> 00:41:52,772
Your plant is dead.
How did it die so quickly?
863
00:41:53,029 --> 00:41:54,862
It may have been self-inflicted.
864
00:41:55,032 --> 00:41:56,353
Poor thing.
865
00:41:57,078 --> 00:41:59,833
Are you okay, though? Am
I being enough supportive?
866
00:42:00,292 --> 00:42:02,410
- Reverse those last two words.
- No, I'm fine.
867
00:42:02,588 --> 00:42:04,706
In a weird way, my father
trying to destroy me...
868
00:42:04,884 --> 00:42:08,163
is the first time I've ever gotten
any real respect out of him.
869
00:42:08,891 --> 00:42:10,246
Cool. Clink.
870
00:42:22,331 --> 00:42:23,971
FLOYD: Nice shot. Beautiful.
871
00:42:24,376 --> 00:42:25,776
Your charity is limitless.
872
00:42:25,921 --> 00:42:28,358
You're just warming up.
You've always been a closer.
873
00:42:28,550 --> 00:42:29,780
Too true.
874
00:42:29,928 --> 00:42:31,602
So, we're done with
the broad strokes?
875
00:42:31,765 --> 00:42:35,522
- I believe so. I'll drop the lawsuit.
- We'll split the clients evenly.
876
00:42:35,772 --> 00:42:37,332
You'll come back to the firm...
877
00:42:37,483 --> 00:42:39,556
have your own company
under our umbrella.
878
00:42:39,737 --> 00:42:42,333
- And Jason is out.
- Jason's out.
879
00:42:42,825 --> 00:42:45,216
You'll be returning
a hero, Richard.
880
00:42:45,413 --> 00:42:46,563
Music to my ears.
881
00:42:46,707 --> 00:42:49,269
- Beautiful day today.
- Beautiful.