1 00:00:28,912 --> 00:00:30,824 [Burglar alarm ringing] 2 00:00:33,627 --> 00:00:35,778 - Crap! - What's going on? 3 00:00:35,963 --> 00:00:37,921 Is it the smoke detector? Are we on fire? 4 00:00:38,092 --> 00:00:40,653 - Not the smoke detector, it's the alarm! - What alarm? 5 00:00:40,845 --> 00:00:42,803 - Our alarm. - We don't have an alarm. 6 00:00:42,973 --> 00:00:44,805 Then we have really angry rats. 7 00:00:45,394 --> 00:00:47,989 - Did you cut your hair? - I just trimmed it. 8 00:00:48,189 --> 00:00:50,147 You didn't tell me you were cutting your hair. 9 00:00:50,317 --> 00:00:51,751 It was a spur-of-the-moment thing. 10 00:00:51,902 --> 00:00:54,861 A spur-of-the-moment "Let's not tell my mother I'm pulling a G.I. Jane"? 11 00:00:55,074 --> 00:00:57,094 Are we seriously gonna have this conversation now... 12 00:00:57,118 --> 00:00:58,189 during the air raid? 13 00:00:58,328 --> 00:01:00,206 - You're right. Come on. - What are we doing? 14 00:01:00,373 --> 00:01:02,489 I figured out that there is a motion detector... 15 00:01:02,668 --> 00:01:05,229 and if you stand over here, it can't see you and it calms down. 16 00:01:05,588 --> 00:01:08,547 - Great, so what now? - We wait. 17 00:01:08,968 --> 00:01:11,358 Why didn't you tell me you were getting your hair cut? 18 00:01:11,555 --> 00:01:12,384 It's just a trim. 19 00:01:12,396 --> 00:01:14,389 To the Braille Institute, it's just a trim. 20 00:01:14,600 --> 00:01:16,956 - Do you like it? - Will you put it back if I don't? 21 00:01:17,146 --> 00:01:19,263 - Yes, I like it. - Thank you. 22 00:01:19,441 --> 00:01:20,477 [Lorelai sighing] 23 00:01:20,609 --> 00:01:21,644 Thank God. 24 00:01:21,777 --> 00:01:25,055 - Feels good when it's over. - This is crazy. When did we get an alarm? 25 00:01:25,283 --> 00:01:28,402 Apparently, Kirk has recently joined the Stars Hollow Security Company. 26 00:01:28,620 --> 00:01:29,690 No. 27 00:01:29,830 --> 00:01:32,220 And now that I'm the pretty spinster living all alone... 28 00:01:32,417 --> 00:01:33,897 he's concerned for my safety. 29 00:01:34,044 --> 00:01:35,114 Did he tell you all this? 30 00:01:35,255 --> 00:01:37,326 You think I labeled myself "the pretty spinster"? 31 00:01:37,507 --> 00:01:39,820 - What did you say? - I haven't talked to him face-to-face. 32 00:01:39,844 --> 00:01:43,999 I come home to this and there was a note and his card and his gun. 33 00:01:44,684 --> 00:01:46,961 And then when I called the alarm-response center... 34 00:01:47,146 --> 00:01:49,297 to complain about the alarm, no one answered. 35 00:01:49,608 --> 00:01:52,841 I had to leave a message with Meg. She sweeps up. 36 00:01:53,071 --> 00:01:55,791 I can't even believe there's a security company in Stars Hollow. 37 00:01:55,992 --> 00:01:58,951 - Nothing ever happens here. - That's not true. Plenty happens here. 38 00:01:59,163 --> 00:01:59,656 Like what? 39 00:01:59,668 --> 00:02:01,519 Like, people now break into your houses... 40 00:02:01,708 --> 00:02:03,780 - and install alarm systems. - I heard about that. 41 00:02:03,961 --> 00:02:05,442 - We have a new mail carrier. - We do? 42 00:02:05,589 --> 00:02:07,669 If you want your mail, you have to go see Miss Patty. 43 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:09,474 - Why? - 'Cause that's where he brings it. 44 00:02:09,636 --> 00:02:12,436 He brings Babette's mail to Andrew, Norma's mail to the deli... 45 00:02:12,640 --> 00:02:14,922 and Taylor still hasn't found his, which, I admit, is fun. 46 00:02:15,018 --> 00:02:17,613 I rescind my previous statement. This place is hopping. 47 00:02:17,814 --> 00:02:20,649 - So, did you eat yet? - Nope. I thought I'd let you feed me. 48 00:02:20,860 --> 00:02:22,259 Sure. I can feed you... 49 00:02:22,403 --> 00:02:24,475 but I can't know if you're getting your hair cut. 50 00:02:24,657 --> 00:02:26,888 I'll never do anything again without telling you. Happy? 51 00:02:27,077 --> 00:02:29,547 I don't know. I'm finding this guilt thing rather satisfying. 52 00:02:29,747 --> 00:02:32,217 No, where are you going? Why did you do that? 53 00:02:32,417 --> 00:02:35,217 - I was gonna get my laundry! - You made it mad! 54 00:02:35,421 --> 00:02:38,814 - I didn't mean to! - Back in the corner! Back in the corner! 55 00:02:39,052 --> 00:02:40,930 [Burglar alarm ringing] 56 00:02:41,305 --> 00:02:43,217 No place like home! 57 00:02:43,475 --> 00:02:44,510 Yeah. 58 00:03:49,526 --> 00:03:51,837 - Mom? - Follow the Post-its. 59 00:03:52,154 --> 00:03:54,305 Does our life seem at all ridiculous to you? 60 00:03:54,574 --> 00:03:57,294 I spent all morning carefully tracking that motion detector. 61 00:03:57,495 --> 00:03:59,134 What an excellent use of your time. 62 00:03:59,289 --> 00:04:01,008 We're good as long as we stay on the path. 63 00:04:01,167 --> 00:04:05,401 - So I should follow the Yellow Stick Road? - We'll be here all week. Try the veal. 64 00:04:05,714 --> 00:04:06,864 - Stop. - What? 65 00:04:07,008 --> 00:04:10,639 - Read. - "Crouch down and hop." Come on. 66 00:04:10,931 --> 00:04:13,091 The motion-detector beam at the top of the staircase... 67 00:04:13,225 --> 00:04:14,296 dips very low over there. 68 00:04:14,435 --> 00:04:16,196 You seriously want me to crouch down and hop? 69 00:04:16,313 --> 00:04:18,350 Like a little hunchbacked bunny. 70 00:04:19,317 --> 00:04:22,037 You know, I had decided that if I ever went to therapy... 71 00:04:22,238 --> 00:04:24,037 I was gonna leave you out of it, but now... 72 00:04:24,199 --> 00:04:25,314 Okay, you can stand up. 73 00:04:25,450 --> 00:04:27,727 Did you at least call the stupid security company again? 74 00:04:27,912 --> 00:04:29,745 Yes. Meg sends her love. 75 00:04:29,915 --> 00:04:31,907 Don't worry, I'll stop by on my way to the inn. 76 00:04:32,085 --> 00:04:33,997 What are your plans today, Persis Khambatta? 77 00:04:34,172 --> 00:04:35,924 Today, I'm going to do nothing... 78 00:04:36,091 --> 00:04:38,002 but hang out in town, read, veg... 79 00:04:38,177 --> 00:04:40,408 drink coffee, and have the perfect Stars Hollow day. 80 00:04:40,597 --> 00:04:41,633 Look out. 81 00:04:41,765 --> 00:04:44,804 I get to go over to the inn and hear a contractor laugh at me... 82 00:04:45,020 --> 00:04:47,535 every time I say, "That won't cost too much more, right?" 83 00:04:47,732 --> 00:04:49,053 - Enjoy. - Late lunch at Luke's? 84 00:04:49,193 --> 00:04:50,308 You're on. 85 00:04:50,527 --> 00:04:52,565 So which way do I go? 86 00:04:52,739 --> 00:04:54,139 Just follow the Post-its. 87 00:04:54,283 --> 00:04:56,241 But they're going in two different directions. 88 00:04:56,411 --> 00:04:57,606 - They are? - Look. 89 00:04:57,787 --> 00:05:00,098 I must have kicked some out of the way by accident. 90 00:05:00,291 --> 00:05:02,520 - Which one do I take? - Which one looks more intentional? 91 00:05:02,544 --> 00:05:05,264 - No Post-it path looks intentional. - I'm drawing a complete blank. 92 00:05:05,465 --> 00:05:07,423 - You seriously don't remember? - Sorry. 93 00:05:07,593 --> 00:05:09,983 How are we supposed to get out of our house? 94 00:05:12,767 --> 00:05:14,122 I hate Kirk. 95 00:05:16,981 --> 00:05:19,302 [The Weakest Shade of Blue by The Pernice Brothers playing] 96 00:05:36,801 --> 00:05:39,920 - What's going on? - I'm just setting things up for tomorrow. 97 00:05:40,138 --> 00:05:42,130 - Tomorrow... - Heads up! 98 00:05:42,308 --> 00:05:45,188 - What's... - I think you may need to move. 99 00:05:45,396 --> 00:05:48,355 Yeah, I kind of got that. Excuse me. What's tomorrow? 100 00:05:48,775 --> 00:05:51,337 LINDSAY: Tons of tulle so that everything looks like frosting. 101 00:05:51,530 --> 00:05:53,726 MRS. LISTER: She's our only daughter. Frost the town. 102 00:05:53,908 --> 00:05:57,220 Now, where should we put the poster? I want to make sure everybody sees it. 103 00:05:57,454 --> 00:06:00,288 - What about next to the cake? - Yes, next to the cake. 104 00:06:00,500 --> 00:06:02,617 I'm so proud of her. 105 00:06:06,467 --> 00:06:07,946 - Lane? - Rory. 106 00:06:08,094 --> 00:06:11,691 Have you heard of a phone? As my friend it is your responsibility... 107 00:06:11,933 --> 00:06:15,404 to use it to call me and tell me my ex-boyfriend's wedding is on Sunday... 108 00:06:15,646 --> 00:06:17,240 - so I'm not accidentally in it. - What? 109 00:06:17,399 --> 00:06:19,755 I was sitting out in the gazebo, reading... 110 00:06:19,944 --> 00:06:23,063 and this guy almost brains me with a stack of tablecloths. 111 00:06:23,282 --> 00:06:25,797 That's right. They're having the reception in the town square. 112 00:06:25,994 --> 00:06:30,194 Yes, and Lindsay was out there, holding a giant picture of her with Dean. 113 00:06:30,459 --> 00:06:32,292 - Did she see you? - I don't think so. 114 00:06:32,462 --> 00:06:35,455 - I do a good idiot run when I need to. - I'm sorry. I meant to tell you. 115 00:06:35,674 --> 00:06:37,528 I didn't know you were coming home this weekend. 116 00:06:37,552 --> 00:06:40,466 It totally slipped my mind. Things have been so crazy. I just figured... 117 00:06:40,681 --> 00:06:42,832 I'd tell you when we talked, then we didn't. 118 00:06:43,477 --> 00:06:45,594 I'm sorry. Can you hold on for a sec? 119 00:06:48,734 --> 00:06:50,726 - Not cool, Lane. - I'm sorry, guys. 120 00:06:50,904 --> 00:06:53,704 - Fourth time today. - I thought Rory was my mom. 121 00:06:53,908 --> 00:06:55,230 The resemblance is uncanny. 122 00:06:55,242 --> 00:06:57,266 You should get your mom a bell like a cat. 123 00:06:57,497 --> 00:06:58,532 What's going on? 124 00:06:58,665 --> 00:07:01,545 We're having a band meeting. We need to figure out a guitarist. 125 00:07:01,753 --> 00:07:02,902 I think I got a splinter. 126 00:07:03,046 --> 00:07:05,004 A splinter can get into your bloodstream... 127 00:07:05,174 --> 00:07:07,855 - go straight to your heart, and kill you. - Why'd you tell me that? 128 00:07:07,970 --> 00:07:09,848 Whatever, dude. This is lame. I'm gonna bail. 129 00:07:10,014 --> 00:07:12,006 - Zack, come on. - We need to find a guitarist. 130 00:07:12,184 --> 00:07:14,825 Right. We have come too far to let the band fall apart... 131 00:07:15,021 --> 00:07:16,375 - just because Dave... - Hey! 132 00:07:16,523 --> 00:07:18,595 - Do not say the "D" word, Lane. - But... 133 00:07:18,776 --> 00:07:20,609 Don't. Dave is dead to me. 134 00:07:20,779 --> 00:07:22,339 Comprendo? Dead. 135 00:07:22,490 --> 00:07:24,801 Cover the mirror, rip a shirt. That guy doesn't exist. 136 00:07:24,994 --> 00:07:27,589 - He just went to college, Zack. - He did not just go to college. 137 00:07:27,789 --> 00:07:30,828 He walked out on his art, man. He walked out on his sound. 138 00:07:31,043 --> 00:07:34,640 Do you think a sound is so easy to find? Did you ever see that Glenn Miller movie? 139 00:07:34,882 --> 00:07:36,954 For two hours, Jimmy Stewart's walking around... 140 00:07:37,136 --> 00:07:39,811 "I got to find a sound. I got to find a sound." 141 00:07:40,015 --> 00:07:43,008 We had a sound, and Dave took that sound to freaking California. 142 00:07:43,227 --> 00:07:45,981 You don't come back from California, man. It changes you. 143 00:07:46,189 --> 00:07:47,990 What, did you expect him not to go to college? 144 00:07:48,067 --> 00:07:50,218 No true rock 'n' roller goes to college! 145 00:07:50,404 --> 00:07:52,383 Mick Jagger went to the London School of Economics. 146 00:07:52,407 --> 00:07:53,477 - What? - Yeah. 147 00:07:53,617 --> 00:07:58,375 And Dexter Holland of The Offspring got his PhD in molecular biology at USC. 148 00:07:58,665 --> 00:08:00,976 Greg Ginn of Black Flag graduated from UCLA. 149 00:08:01,169 --> 00:08:04,607 The guy from Bad Religion got his master's in geology from UCLA. 150 00:08:04,841 --> 00:08:06,195 And he's working on his PhD... 151 00:08:06,343 --> 00:08:08,733 in evolutionary biology at Cornell. 152 00:08:08,930 --> 00:08:10,729 Lane, she's your friend. 153 00:08:10,891 --> 00:08:13,327 I'm sorry. I'm going. I'll call you later. 154 00:08:14,897 --> 00:08:17,617 - Are you mad? - No, I'm not. I promise. 155 00:08:17,817 --> 00:08:21,493 I'm just... I was just a little surprised. I mean, Dean's wedding... 156 00:08:21,739 --> 00:08:24,050 - I know. - But it's okay. 157 00:08:24,243 --> 00:08:25,924 It just means I have to be more careful... 158 00:08:26,079 --> 00:08:27,832 about where I go this weekend. That's all. 159 00:08:27,998 --> 00:08:30,832 I'll see you tomorrow. We're using the garage. Guitar auditions. 160 00:08:31,044 --> 00:08:32,160 I'll see you tomorrow. 161 00:08:32,296 --> 00:08:35,176 Shut up. Weezer did not go to Harvard. 162 00:08:35,384 --> 00:08:38,616 - Not the whole band, just the lead... - Get away from me! I mean it. 163 00:08:39,890 --> 00:08:41,847 - Bye. - Bye. 164 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:53,728 - Hi. - Hi. 165 00:08:55,078 --> 00:08:56,398 Were you... 166 00:08:56,538 --> 00:08:59,179 - I was at Lane's. - Right, Lane's. 167 00:09:00,419 --> 00:09:02,252 So, you're home this weekend? 168 00:09:02,463 --> 00:09:05,980 Yeah, I ran out of clean clothes and quarters so... 169 00:09:06,802 --> 00:09:08,441 How are things? 170 00:09:08,597 --> 00:09:10,748 - Good. You? - Good. 171 00:09:10,975 --> 00:09:14,014 - You like Yale? - I love Yale. And Connecticut State? 172 00:09:14,229 --> 00:09:17,063 - It's good. - Good. I'm glad it's good. 173 00:09:17,276 --> 00:09:19,396 Not that I would have had any recourse if it wasn't... 174 00:09:19,570 --> 00:09:22,849 but this makes my lack of recourse a lot easier to deal with. 175 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:26,831 - So, I see you've taken over the town. - Yeah, Lindsay thought... 176 00:09:27,080 --> 00:09:29,311 - She likes the gazebo, and... - It's her wedding. 177 00:09:29,500 --> 00:09:32,021 - It is her wedding. - And your wedding. It's your wedding, too. 178 00:09:32,212 --> 00:09:34,727 Yes, it is. It's my wedding, too. 179 00:09:34,925 --> 00:09:37,395 It's nice. It's pretty. 180 00:09:37,721 --> 00:09:40,521 It looks like heaven or a Victoria's Secret commercial... 181 00:09:40,725 --> 00:09:43,081 which, to some people, is basically the same thing. 182 00:09:43,270 --> 00:09:47,151 - Didn't know you'd be home this weekend. - It was just a spur-of-the-moment thing. 183 00:09:47,401 --> 00:09:50,838 Because if I had known, I would have, you know, invited you. 184 00:09:52,366 --> 00:09:53,437 It's... 185 00:09:53,576 --> 00:09:55,966 I didn't want you to think I was just not inviting you. 186 00:09:56,163 --> 00:09:58,917 - No, I didn't think that. - I just figured you'd be at school. 187 00:09:59,209 --> 00:10:01,247 - I just didn't know. - I know you didn't. 188 00:10:01,420 --> 00:10:03,697 - I didn't want you to think... - No, I don't think. 189 00:10:03,882 --> 00:10:06,318 I go to Yale now. They think for you. 190 00:10:08,222 --> 00:10:11,341 But, since you are here, come. 191 00:10:11,768 --> 00:10:14,158 - Come? - Come to my wedding. 192 00:10:14,939 --> 00:10:17,170 - Dean. - You and Lorelai, I want you to. 193 00:10:17,359 --> 00:10:18,634 - Chicken or beef? - What? 194 00:10:18,778 --> 00:10:21,293 Wait, beef. Of course beef. 195 00:10:21,490 --> 00:10:23,721 I mean, the two of you are definitely beef. 196 00:10:23,952 --> 00:10:26,229 I mean, not like you resemble beef or anything. 197 00:10:26,414 --> 00:10:29,851 - You know, you don't even have to... - Okay, so, noon at the church. 198 00:10:30,128 --> 00:10:31,687 I'll be the one in the tux. 199 00:10:31,838 --> 00:10:34,991 Don't worry, we didn't write our own vows and no one's singing opera. 200 00:10:35,218 --> 00:10:37,414 - I know you think that's lame. - No, it's a wedding. 201 00:10:37,596 --> 00:10:39,872 It's supposed to be operatic. 202 00:10:40,057 --> 00:10:42,699 Okay, so, I better get over there. Lindsay's expecting me. 203 00:10:42,895 --> 00:10:46,207 - So, I'll just see you two tomorrow. - But... 204 00:10:54,619 --> 00:10:56,293 KIRK: Now? LORELAI: Nothing. 205 00:10:57,123 --> 00:10:59,274 - What about now? - No, nothing. 206 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:01,031 Okay. 207 00:11:01,796 --> 00:11:03,276 - Now? - Nothing. 208 00:11:03,424 --> 00:11:06,144 - Kirk, what's supposed to happen? - What? 209 00:11:06,345 --> 00:11:09,020 I don't know what I'm supposed to be looking for. 210 00:11:10,099 --> 00:11:12,057 - Kirk? - I'm not sure. 211 00:11:12,394 --> 00:11:14,386 Kirk, please come downstairs. 212 00:11:14,564 --> 00:11:16,317 Are you going to hurt me? 213 00:11:16,484 --> 00:11:19,398 I swear, they told me it would be self-explanatory. 214 00:11:19,613 --> 00:11:21,093 I just had to get in the main box... 215 00:11:21,240 --> 00:11:22,914 and, in seconds, this would be disabled. 216 00:11:23,077 --> 00:11:24,636 They didn't tell me I needed a key... 217 00:11:24,787 --> 00:11:27,462 or that, if I didn't have a key, I would be mildly electrocuted... 218 00:11:27,666 --> 00:11:29,977 and then, after all that, when I got in the box... 219 00:11:30,169 --> 00:11:32,161 there's nothing self-explanatory about it. 220 00:11:32,339 --> 00:11:34,490 - I was trying to do a nice thing. - I know. 221 00:11:34,676 --> 00:11:38,114 Jimmy said he would install it for me, because I do not have those skills yet. 222 00:11:38,348 --> 00:11:40,326 - The class was full when I got there. - That's okay. 223 00:11:40,350 --> 00:11:41,864 Damn my constant tardiness. 224 00:11:42,019 --> 00:11:45,172 Kirk, please, what can we do right now? The alarm is just so loud. 225 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:48,041 That's my fault, too. I asked Jimmy to crank it up. 226 00:11:48,237 --> 00:11:49,386 He did. 227 00:11:49,530 --> 00:11:51,204 If you have an alarm, you need it loud. 228 00:11:51,366 --> 00:11:54,086 You don't want a knife-wielding gunman at your throat... 229 00:11:54,286 --> 00:11:55,800 and the neighbors are going, like: 230 00:11:55,956 --> 00:11:58,187 "Is that a fan? Did I leave the water running?" 231 00:11:58,376 --> 00:11:59,979 You want them to know, hey, that's an alarm. 232 00:12:00,003 --> 00:12:02,041 Your imaginary attacker has a knife and a gun? 233 00:12:02,214 --> 00:12:03,853 And a really dirty tank top. 234 00:12:04,009 --> 00:12:07,526 So, Jimmy's out of town, but until he gets back we can... 235 00:12:07,763 --> 00:12:10,119 - Change the code. - Really? To something I know? 236 00:12:10,308 --> 00:12:12,069 - You can pick it. - You know how to do that? 237 00:12:12,186 --> 00:12:13,905 - Yes, I do. - That is perfect. 238 00:12:14,356 --> 00:12:17,110 Okay, here we go. Just punch in a seven-number sequence. 239 00:12:17,318 --> 00:12:18,593 - You got it. - Hey! 240 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:19,808 Hi. 241 00:12:19,947 --> 00:12:23,385 Did you know your phone's not working? I've been calling you for an hour. 242 00:12:23,619 --> 00:12:25,896 I had the operator check it. She said it's cut off. 243 00:12:26,081 --> 00:12:28,232 - It was working this morning. - I'll be right back. 244 00:12:28,418 --> 00:12:29,897 - Kirk? - I have tape. 245 00:12:30,045 --> 00:12:31,957 - You look tired. - Yeah, Kirk. 246 00:12:32,131 --> 00:12:35,011 Right. Listen, I got a call today. 247 00:12:35,218 --> 00:12:38,212 - From? - Michel. A very upset Michel. 248 00:12:38,432 --> 00:12:39,467 Why? 249 00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:42,070 Apparently, he called you, and you never called him back. 250 00:12:42,270 --> 00:12:45,229 - When did he call me? - He said he called you in July. 251 00:12:45,441 --> 00:12:48,561 - I was in Europe in July. - I think that he thinks... 252 00:12:48,780 --> 00:12:50,738 we're trying to ace him out of the Dragonfly. 253 00:12:50,908 --> 00:12:54,220 - Why would he think that? - I don't know, but he was so hysterical. 254 00:12:54,454 --> 00:12:56,765 His voice got into that high-pitched squeal he does... 255 00:12:56,957 --> 00:12:59,552 and all I could make out was "fire" and "abandon me." 256 00:12:59,753 --> 00:13:02,030 And something about not receiving a thank-you card... 257 00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:03,976 - for the Statue of Liberty. - That is crazy. 258 00:13:04,134 --> 00:13:06,331 He knows we always intended to take him with us. 259 00:13:06,513 --> 00:13:09,586 - I mean, we love Michel, right? - Right. 260 00:13:11,061 --> 00:13:15,260 - He's the best concierge in the world. - Absolutely. A little abrasive. 261 00:13:15,525 --> 00:13:17,164 - Kind of impatient. - But charming. 262 00:13:17,319 --> 00:13:19,516 And great at what he does, knows the community. 263 00:13:19,698 --> 00:13:23,659 - Willing to go that extra mile. - Tiny bit obnoxious. 264 00:13:23,912 --> 00:13:27,508 Makes you want to scream, "Life's too short!" two, three times a day. 265 00:13:27,750 --> 00:13:30,949 - But... - Picture life without him. 266 00:13:32,090 --> 00:13:35,163 - We do need him, right? - Let's just go down there and talk to him. 267 00:13:35,386 --> 00:13:36,422 Right. 268 00:13:40,518 --> 00:13:43,352 We know where all those Calvin Klein ads went to die. 269 00:13:43,565 --> 00:13:45,442 They look like they all have the same mother. 270 00:13:45,608 --> 00:13:48,807 That must be one tired supermodel. Excuse me, we're... 271 00:13:49,031 --> 00:13:52,423 - I wouldn't talk to us, either. - Talk to a boy. A boy will be nice to you. 272 00:13:52,660 --> 00:13:53,696 Okay. 273 00:13:54,413 --> 00:13:57,805 Hi. Excuse me. We're looking for Michel Gerard. 274 00:13:58,043 --> 00:14:00,797 - The corner of Mercer and Broome. - Excuse me? 275 00:14:01,006 --> 00:14:03,202 Janet Jackson's on the phone. 276 00:14:03,383 --> 00:14:05,773 - No worries. Hi. - Us? 277 00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:08,566 - Yes. - We're looking for Michel Gerard. 278 00:14:08,808 --> 00:14:10,958 - Michel. - Yes, Michel... 279 00:14:11,145 --> 00:14:13,421 - Janet again. - She's very needy lately. 280 00:14:13,607 --> 00:14:16,077 You have some guests at the front desk. 281 00:14:16,277 --> 00:14:19,236 - No worries. He comes like the wind. - Thank... 282 00:14:19,448 --> 00:14:22,441 - He doesn't need our thanks. - He has Janet, so... 283 00:14:22,660 --> 00:14:24,473 MICHEL: The tickets are under the hotel's name. 284 00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:26,330 You have reservations at Tamtam at 7:00. 285 00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:28,571 Don't order the duck. It will take forever... 286 00:14:28,753 --> 00:14:29,982 and you will miss the curtain. 287 00:14:30,129 --> 00:14:33,168 If you have any problems at all, you have my pager number. 288 00:14:33,384 --> 00:14:35,103 Just call me. Goodbye. 289 00:14:35,678 --> 00:14:39,116 - Look who the cat dragged in. - Hi, Michel. We've missed you. 290 00:14:39,351 --> 00:14:41,707 Yes? I have missed you, too. 291 00:14:41,896 --> 00:14:43,295 This place is wonderful. 292 00:14:43,439 --> 00:14:46,797 You look so important, walking around, talking to yourself... 293 00:14:47,028 --> 00:14:49,020 but you're not really talking to yourself. 294 00:14:49,198 --> 00:14:52,555 You're actually talking to someone else in a headset with your headset. 295 00:14:52,786 --> 00:14:56,383 - How are you? - Me? I am wonderful, and yourselves? 296 00:14:56,625 --> 00:14:57,740 We're great... 297 00:14:57,876 --> 00:15:00,346 and we're breaking ground on the inn on Monday. 298 00:15:00,547 --> 00:15:02,585 Yes. Is that still happening? 299 00:15:02,758 --> 00:15:05,148 - It is still happening. - That's lovely. 300 00:15:05,345 --> 00:15:07,622 There's a small charge for the use of the Internet. 301 00:15:07,807 --> 00:15:10,368 All instructions are in the minibar. I'm so pleased. 302 00:15:10,561 --> 00:15:12,439 I know you're a little upset with me. 303 00:15:12,605 --> 00:15:15,120 - Upset? I don't think so. - I told her about the call. 304 00:15:15,317 --> 00:15:17,468 - What call? - The call you made to me yesterday. 305 00:15:17,654 --> 00:15:20,613 The one where you told me you called Lorelai and she didn't call back. 306 00:15:20,825 --> 00:15:23,625 - I make so many calls. - The one where you cried. 307 00:15:23,829 --> 00:15:25,821 Are you sure it wasn't another Michel? 308 00:15:25,999 --> 00:15:28,560 You called me. You kept me on the phone for over an hour. 309 00:15:28,753 --> 00:15:31,348 I missed the beginning of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. 310 00:15:31,549 --> 00:15:33,830 - When I got back, they were all gay. - It doesn't matter. 311 00:15:33,927 --> 00:15:35,679 If there was any misunderstanding... 312 00:15:35,846 --> 00:15:38,680 about wanting you to come with us to the Dragonfly, we're sorry. 313 00:15:38,892 --> 00:15:42,330 - I'm not. - Very sweet of you to say. Thank you. 314 00:15:42,773 --> 00:15:46,484 Unless you don't want to come with us. I mean, this place is very impressive... 315 00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:48,774 and I would understand if you didn't want to leave. 316 00:15:48,947 --> 00:15:51,019 Yes, this place is impressive, isn't it? 317 00:15:51,242 --> 00:15:54,441 I mean, the uniform alone, it's like working in your jammies. 318 00:15:54,664 --> 00:15:56,702 And these headsets, are they not fabulous? 319 00:15:56,918 --> 00:15:59,752 Especially when, for example, you're in the bathroom... 320 00:15:59,963 --> 00:16:01,875 a place one would normally choose to be alone... 321 00:16:02,050 --> 00:16:05,009 then suddenly, bang, someone is yakking in your ear. 322 00:16:05,221 --> 00:16:08,453 - How delightful. You can never get lonely. - I suppose not. 323 00:16:08,683 --> 00:16:12,644 And the people who work here? A joy: so young, so talented. 324 00:16:12,898 --> 00:16:16,689 Some of them are actors in ambitious off-Broadway revues. 325 00:16:16,946 --> 00:16:19,416 They play cockroaches and derelicts... 326 00:16:19,616 --> 00:16:21,927 and do Shakespeare dressed like punk rockers. 327 00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:24,237 It gives me chills just thinking about it. 328 00:16:24,414 --> 00:16:26,485 Yes, extra towels are complimentary, Matthew... 329 00:16:26,668 --> 00:16:28,944 and stop asking me who the hottie I'm talking to is. 330 00:16:29,129 --> 00:16:32,328 I tell you what. I'll think about it and get back to you, okay? 331 00:16:32,551 --> 00:16:35,783 - Nice to have you aboard, Michel. - I'm busy. Go. 332 00:16:38,892 --> 00:16:40,122 Thank God. 333 00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:42,319 Matthew, what? 334 00:16:42,481 --> 00:16:44,119 So, he invited us to his wedding. 335 00:16:44,276 --> 00:16:47,076 - And we're having beef. - But what was his body language like? 336 00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:48,350 Tall. 337 00:16:48,489 --> 00:16:51,927 No, I mean, did he squirm or back away when he invited you... 338 00:16:52,162 --> 00:16:53,561 or was he all dart y-eyed? 339 00:16:53,705 --> 00:16:57,621 Not much squirming, no backing away, but there was a little bit of dart y-eye. 340 00:16:57,878 --> 00:17:00,268 - So he was nervous? - We were both nervous. 341 00:17:00,465 --> 00:17:03,618 We didn't expect to run into each other, and I think he invited us... 342 00:17:03,844 --> 00:17:05,518 'cause he felt like he had to be nice. 343 00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:07,991 - That does sound like Dean. - So, do we go? 344 00:17:08,184 --> 00:17:10,381 I can't decide this. He's your ex-boyfriend. 345 00:17:10,562 --> 00:17:12,952 - It seems weird that we go. - Then we don't go. 346 00:17:13,149 --> 00:17:14,219 But if we don't go... 347 00:17:14,359 --> 00:17:16,509 it may look like we're trying to make a statement. 348 00:17:16,695 --> 00:17:18,733 - Then we go. - If I had just stayed at Lane's... 349 00:17:18,907 --> 00:17:20,740 - for two more minutes... - Yeah, fate. 350 00:17:20,910 --> 00:17:23,346 Yes, it is fate. Do we ignore fate? 351 00:17:23,538 --> 00:17:25,179 Do you have any important papers due soon? 352 00:17:25,333 --> 00:17:26,403 - Why? - In case. 353 00:17:26,542 --> 00:17:28,521 - Fate's gonna flunk me? - It's always a possibility. 354 00:17:28,545 --> 00:17:29,906 - Then we are going. - Going where? 355 00:17:30,048 --> 00:17:31,607 Dean's wedding. Fate's making us. 356 00:17:31,758 --> 00:17:34,559 I hope fate will cough up $40 for a salad spinner for him. 357 00:17:34,763 --> 00:17:35,912 Please. There is no fate. 358 00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:39,175 What do you mean there is no fate? Of course there is fate. 359 00:17:39,393 --> 00:17:44,071 There is no fate. There is no destiny. There is no luck. Astrology is ridiculous. 360 00:17:44,359 --> 00:17:46,670 Tarot cards tell you nothing. You cannot read a palm. 361 00:17:46,862 --> 00:17:48,695 Tea leaves make tea and nothing else. 362 00:17:48,865 --> 00:17:52,747 Jim Morrison is not hanging out with Elvis. The Kennedys did not kill Marilyn. 363 00:17:52,996 --> 00:17:55,830 - I knew you were gonna say that. - I came over here. My fault. 364 00:17:56,042 --> 00:17:58,478 I read your mind. It spoke to me. We're psychic. 365 00:17:58,671 --> 00:18:01,505 - Enjoy the fries. - Where does this leave us? 366 00:18:01,716 --> 00:18:04,436 I think that Dean's gonna expect us to go, and it is his day. 367 00:18:04,638 --> 00:18:06,948 I don't want him to feel like I don't care about him. 368 00:18:07,142 --> 00:18:09,019 - I know. - I just want him to be happy. 369 00:18:09,185 --> 00:18:12,259 Okay, we'll get him a salad spinner first thing tomorrow morning. 370 00:18:12,482 --> 00:18:13,631 Thank you. 371 00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:17,414 There you are. Honey, I've got your mail. 372 00:18:17,614 --> 00:18:20,892 - Great. - I'm exhausted. 373 00:18:21,202 --> 00:18:23,035 I've been looking all over town for you. 374 00:18:23,205 --> 00:18:25,675 You could have left me a message. I would have picked it up. 375 00:18:25,876 --> 00:18:27,948 There was something marked "Urgent" in there... 376 00:18:28,129 --> 00:18:29,962 and I just wanted to make sure you got it. 377 00:18:30,132 --> 00:18:31,486 Thank you. 378 00:18:31,633 --> 00:18:35,708 All right, I'm leaving. I'm gonna kill that mail carrier. 379 00:18:35,973 --> 00:18:38,204 I don't care if he doesn't have a tongue. 380 00:18:38,393 --> 00:18:40,385 Our new mail carrier doesn't have a tongue? 381 00:18:40,563 --> 00:18:43,204 - You've got to be kidding me. - That's what Patty said. 382 00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:46,041 No, Taylor has sent me a cease-and-desist order on the inn. 383 00:18:46,237 --> 00:18:48,673 "Dear Lorelai Gilmore, it has come to the attention... 384 00:18:48,866 --> 00:18:50,585 "of the Historical Preservation Society... 385 00:18:50,744 --> 00:18:52,338 "that you and Miss Sookie St. James... 386 00:18:52,497 --> 00:18:54,475 "intend to begin construction on the Dragonfly Inn. 387 00:18:54,499 --> 00:18:57,219 "Any proposed renovations must be discussed and approved... 388 00:18:57,420 --> 00:18:59,650 "by the Stars Hollow Historical Preservation Society." 389 00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:01,600 "We must therefore ask that all work halt..." 390 00:19:01,717 --> 00:19:03,629 "Until this procedure has been followed." 391 00:19:03,803 --> 00:19:05,364 "Thank you, and have a historical day." 392 00:19:05,515 --> 00:19:07,153 - Is he kidding? - What are you gonna do? 393 00:19:08,018 --> 00:19:10,488 - I'm going to talk to him. - Cool. 394 00:19:10,688 --> 00:19:12,489 Don't say "cool." It's gonna be very pleasant. 395 00:19:12,566 --> 00:19:14,204 You said you were gonna talk to Taylor. 396 00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:15,874 I own my own business now. 397 00:19:16,029 --> 00:19:18,749 I'm gonna have to deal with tiny men like Taylor all the time. 398 00:19:18,950 --> 00:19:22,069 You can't go yelling at people, no matter how historical they might be. 399 00:19:22,287 --> 00:19:23,358 Bummer. 400 00:19:23,498 --> 00:19:26,298 You have to learn to separate the personal from the business. 401 00:19:26,502 --> 00:19:27,538 Okay. 402 00:19:27,754 --> 00:19:30,429 Remember in The Godfather, Michael telling Sonny... 403 00:19:30,633 --> 00:19:33,069 how he was gonna kill Tattaglia and Captain McCluskey... 404 00:19:33,262 --> 00:19:34,377 in that Italian restaurant? 405 00:19:34,513 --> 00:19:37,393 He lays out the whole thing very calmly, very unemotionally... 406 00:19:37,601 --> 00:19:39,194 'cause that's what you do in business. 407 00:19:39,353 --> 00:19:41,709 Yeah, but then he went and shot two guys in the head. 408 00:19:41,898 --> 00:19:43,458 I wasn't describing that scene. 409 00:19:43,609 --> 00:19:46,250 But if you know you already like lime... 410 00:19:46,446 --> 00:19:51,045 then you're not sampling, you're savoring, and that's just gluttonous. 411 00:19:51,745 --> 00:19:53,339 Hi, Taylor. 412 00:19:53,832 --> 00:19:56,825 Hello there, Lorelai, Rory. What can I get for you? 413 00:19:57,044 --> 00:20:01,165 Gosh, look at all the choices. Really hard to pick. 414 00:20:01,426 --> 00:20:04,067 I think I'll try a scoop of Butter Brickie Crunch. 415 00:20:04,263 --> 00:20:04,531 Rory? 416 00:20:04,543 --> 00:20:06,344 I'll try the Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate. 417 00:20:06,516 --> 00:20:07,586 Coming right up. 418 00:20:07,727 --> 00:20:11,767 While I have you here, I received this letter in the mail... 419 00:20:12,024 --> 00:20:14,744 and I'm having a blonde day. I wonder if you could explain it to me. 420 00:20:14,944 --> 00:20:17,061 It says you have to get approval... 421 00:20:17,239 --> 00:20:19,277 before you can start construction on the inn. 422 00:20:19,451 --> 00:20:20,886 That's what I thought it said. 423 00:20:21,037 --> 00:20:23,154 I have to tell you I'm a little concerned... 424 00:20:23,332 --> 00:20:27,122 because we have a construction crew coming Monday, so, yikes. 425 00:20:27,378 --> 00:20:29,848 The Dragonfly is a historical building, Lorelai. 426 00:20:30,049 --> 00:20:32,405 Yeah, but the whole town is a historical building. 427 00:20:32,594 --> 00:20:36,066 George Washington ate, slept, or blew his nose all over the damn place. 428 00:20:36,308 --> 00:20:38,778 He only blew his nose in the park. You've read the sign. 429 00:20:38,978 --> 00:20:41,414 That inn needs love. It's falling down. 430 00:20:41,607 --> 00:20:44,282 We have no intention of ruining its historical aspect. 431 00:20:44,486 --> 00:20:48,004 - We'd just like some running water. - Running water was not always historical. 432 00:20:48,242 --> 00:20:50,233 You're telling me I can't put in running water? 433 00:20:50,411 --> 00:20:52,847 My God, this is incredible. 434 00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:54,951 It's called Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate... 435 00:20:55,125 --> 00:20:57,926 but it's seriously chocolate, chocolate, chocolatey. 436 00:20:58,589 --> 00:21:01,503 - Sorry. - I'm just telling you there are rules... 437 00:21:01,718 --> 00:21:03,073 and they have to be followed. 438 00:21:03,721 --> 00:21:04,756 Fine. 439 00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:08,646 What do I have to do to get the Historical Preservation Society's... 440 00:21:08,895 --> 00:21:10,124 stamp of approval? 441 00:21:10,272 --> 00:21:13,471 - A formal presentation is necessary. - When? 442 00:21:13,694 --> 00:21:17,404 Any town function or gathering is open to a presentation, Lorelai. 443 00:21:17,657 --> 00:21:20,252 - Okay, so, like, the town meeting tonight? - If you like. 444 00:21:20,453 --> 00:21:23,651 - The town meeting it is. - Now, don't look sad. 445 00:21:23,874 --> 00:21:25,991 I went through this with my place, too. 446 00:21:26,169 --> 00:21:29,447 Of course, I knew the rules, so I didn't get the embarrassing letter. 447 00:21:29,841 --> 00:21:32,482 Right, okay, great. We'll see you later, Taylor. 448 00:21:34,264 --> 00:21:36,825 - Yes? - That'll be $3.50 for the ice cream. 449 00:21:37,018 --> 00:21:40,900 And worth every penny, let me tell you. Sorry, but this is really good. 450 00:21:43,152 --> 00:21:46,350 So, any additional landscaping to the town square... 451 00:21:46,573 --> 00:21:49,327 will be paid for directly from the town park funds... 452 00:21:49,535 --> 00:21:51,413 and town park funds only. 453 00:21:51,872 --> 00:21:53,352 All righty. 454 00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:57,015 - Long one tonight. - Astonishingly long. 455 00:21:57,212 --> 00:21:59,887 - We've got to be next, right? - We've got to be. 456 00:22:00,091 --> 00:22:01,730 Michel, are you okay over there? 457 00:22:01,886 --> 00:22:04,037 He says the guy next to him has unforgivable B.O. 458 00:22:04,222 --> 00:22:05,983 Michel, you're French. How can you even tell? 459 00:22:06,059 --> 00:22:09,212 - Could we have a little quiet, please? - Sorry, we're just waiting here... 460 00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:12,041 very patiently, as you can see, all ready and everything. 461 00:22:12,234 --> 00:22:14,590 Yes, the next item, people... 462 00:22:14,779 --> 00:22:17,249 is a wonderful feather in Stars Hollow's cap. 463 00:22:17,449 --> 00:22:20,044 One of our very own, fourth-grader Donny Pass... 464 00:22:20,245 --> 00:22:22,044 was named a runner-up... 465 00:22:22,206 --> 00:22:24,403 in the Connecticut state story-writing contest... 466 00:22:24,584 --> 00:22:27,703 for his work entitled The Happiest Doughnut. 467 00:22:27,922 --> 00:22:29,914 I think I'm going to give birth out of boredom. 468 00:22:30,092 --> 00:22:32,653 Donny's mom is here tonight. Let's give her a big hand. 469 00:22:32,845 --> 00:22:36,320 I almost think he's doing this on purpose. 470 00:22:36,332 --> 00:22:37,045 Almost? 471 00:22:37,310 --> 00:22:38,824 Bordering on "pretty damn sure." 472 00:22:38,980 --> 00:22:41,894 I won't spoil the plot of The Happiest Doughnut for you, folks. 473 00:22:42,109 --> 00:22:45,705 Except to say it's funny and a little sad and truly inspiring. 474 00:22:45,948 --> 00:22:48,098 But a caveat for all you parents... 475 00:22:48,284 --> 00:22:51,404 the dunking scene may be too intense for preschool-aged children. 476 00:22:51,622 --> 00:22:53,534 How can a stupid doughnut be happy? 477 00:22:53,709 --> 00:22:56,702 See, he's got you curious. That's the genius of Donny Pass. 478 00:22:56,921 --> 00:22:58,959 I've got a bunch of your mail. Here. 479 00:22:59,133 --> 00:23:01,603 I've got some of yours, too, and some of AI's. 480 00:23:01,803 --> 00:23:06,481 - Will you pass this back to him for me? - Yeah. If you hand this up to Andrew. 481 00:23:06,768 --> 00:23:07,883 Can do. 482 00:23:14,321 --> 00:23:15,960 I can't smell anything. 483 00:23:16,115 --> 00:23:19,188 I'm breathing it all in so it's not reaching you. 484 00:23:19,411 --> 00:23:24,123 - Thanks for taking that grenade for me. - People, could we have some order here? 485 00:23:24,418 --> 00:23:26,774 Gypsy, the letter from my girlfriend's open. 486 00:23:26,963 --> 00:23:30,241 Yeah. Sorry, Andrew. It must have fallen open accidentally. 487 00:23:30,468 --> 00:23:31,618 You read my private letter. 488 00:23:31,762 --> 00:23:34,721 There's nothing private in that letter, except for the medical stuff. 489 00:23:34,974 --> 00:23:37,694 Taylor, I got your Pennysaver and your girlie magazines. 490 00:23:38,020 --> 00:23:40,615 Those are lifestyle magazines. 491 00:23:40,815 --> 00:23:44,606 People, this meeting has degenerated into our usual weekly anarchy. 492 00:23:44,863 --> 00:23:48,300 - I say we adjourn. See you next week. - Taylor! 493 00:23:48,534 --> 00:23:52,131 Everyone pick up a free copy of The Happiest Doughnut on your way out. 494 00:23:52,666 --> 00:23:55,546 We were supposed to make our presentation about the Dragonfly. 495 00:23:55,753 --> 00:23:58,223 Yes, you're bringing this up kind of late. 496 00:23:58,423 --> 00:24:00,381 - We've been sitting here. - It won't take long. 497 00:24:00,551 --> 00:24:03,192 It was your idea. You suggested this. 498 00:24:04,015 --> 00:24:07,168 Okay. People, your children and elderly... 499 00:24:07,395 --> 00:24:10,195 are going to have to wait a while for you to get home... 500 00:24:10,399 --> 00:24:15,111 because Lorelai Gilmore and her associate want to discuss some proposed changes... 501 00:24:15,531 --> 00:24:17,603 to a beloved town structure. 502 00:24:17,784 --> 00:24:19,981 Thank you. Let's go, Sookie, Augustus Gloop. 503 00:24:20,162 --> 00:24:21,881 RORY: Knock them dead. 504 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,719 Guys, I know we've been here forever... 505 00:24:24,877 --> 00:24:28,155 but I very quickly want to tell you what we have in mind... 506 00:24:28,382 --> 00:24:31,216 for this beautiful Dragonfly property. 507 00:24:31,429 --> 00:24:33,865 - Historic Dragonfly property. - That goes without saying. 508 00:24:34,057 --> 00:24:36,572 I don't think you should try to hide the fact it's historic. 509 00:24:36,769 --> 00:24:39,569 - I'm not hiding anything. - Proceed, please. 510 00:24:39,898 --> 00:24:41,378 Okay, we're very excited... 511 00:24:41,526 --> 00:24:43,756 How many guest rooms will this establishment have? 512 00:24:44,322 --> 00:24:45,437 Ten. 513 00:24:46,408 --> 00:24:49,083 Yeah, 10. Anyway, the property's been unoccupied for... 514 00:24:49,287 --> 00:24:52,440 - Parking? How many parking spaces? - Eighteen. 515 00:24:54,044 --> 00:24:55,796 Something wrong with the parking, Taylor? 516 00:24:55,962 --> 00:24:57,954 Two people to a room, each with their own car... 517 00:24:58,132 --> 00:25:00,124 that's 20 cars. You don't have enough parking. 518 00:25:00,302 --> 00:25:02,772 Some people will be driving there together, in one car. 519 00:25:02,972 --> 00:25:06,170 - So, you have a crystal ball, do you? - That's just common sense. 520 00:25:06,393 --> 00:25:08,783 If you have a crystal ball I would like to borrow it... 521 00:25:08,981 --> 00:25:10,938 to take to the racetrack. 522 00:25:11,108 --> 00:25:12,941 No, I don't have a crystal ball... 523 00:25:13,111 --> 00:25:15,312 but if the parking's not enough, we can always add more. 524 00:25:15,490 --> 00:25:16,526 Easy. 525 00:25:16,659 --> 00:25:19,539 - "Pave paradise and put up a parking lot." - Not what we're saying. 526 00:25:19,746 --> 00:25:22,136 I heard you're planning to serve alcohol. Is this true? 527 00:25:22,333 --> 00:25:23,528 There will be a restaurant. 528 00:25:23,668 --> 00:25:25,706 Wine, cocktails, give the people what they want. 529 00:25:25,879 --> 00:25:29,875 So it'll be a party spot? Catering to that crowd... 530 00:25:30,135 --> 00:25:32,013 hip-hoppers, the Manson family? 531 00:25:32,180 --> 00:25:33,614 It's a little country inn. 532 00:25:33,765 --> 00:25:36,485 A perfect secluded spot for murderers to revel in impropriety. 533 00:25:36,687 --> 00:25:39,157 Have you noticed? This is not going very well. 534 00:25:39,607 --> 00:25:42,043 Taylor, everyone, there will be millions of questions... 535 00:25:42,236 --> 00:25:45,867 some of them even legitimate, but the bottom line is: You know me. 536 00:25:46,116 --> 00:25:48,757 I've been a part of this town for... 537 00:25:48,953 --> 00:25:51,947 Look how big my daughter is. For that long. 538 00:25:52,166 --> 00:25:54,807 Opening this inn has been a dream of mine and of Sookie's... 539 00:25:55,004 --> 00:25:56,438 for most of that time. 540 00:25:56,588 --> 00:26:00,026 Along with Michel, we plan to make this community... 541 00:26:00,261 --> 00:26:03,732 as proud of the historic Dragonfly Inn... 542 00:26:03,974 --> 00:26:05,010 as you were... 543 00:26:05,143 --> 00:26:07,224 when this same team was running the Independence Inn. 544 00:26:07,396 --> 00:26:09,707 You mean the place that burned down on your watch? 545 00:26:09,899 --> 00:26:11,333 Can I slap him? 546 00:26:11,819 --> 00:26:14,129 Now, this will also help our local economy because... 547 00:26:14,323 --> 00:26:15,472 [Cell phone ringing] 548 00:26:15,615 --> 00:26:18,176 Because we plan to employ... Sorry. We plan to employ... 549 00:26:18,369 --> 00:26:19,690 [Cell phone ringing] 550 00:26:20,706 --> 00:26:23,938 - This call is coming from the house. - Our house? 551 00:26:24,169 --> 00:26:26,081 - It's flashing our number. - But we're here. 552 00:26:26,255 --> 00:26:27,576 I know. That's the weird part. 553 00:26:27,716 --> 00:26:31,073 Sookie, keep it going in here. I'll be just a quick second. 554 00:26:31,637 --> 00:26:34,027 Okay, if you have any questions... 555 00:26:34,224 --> 00:26:37,696 Yes, about the Dragonfly or deodorant... 556 00:26:37,938 --> 00:26:41,170 The places to buy it, how to apply it, that sort of thing. 557 00:26:41,401 --> 00:26:42,836 Hello? 558 00:26:42,987 --> 00:26:45,343 I responded to activation of an alarm at your residence... 559 00:26:45,532 --> 00:26:47,763 and I apprehended a prowler in the garage. 560 00:26:47,952 --> 00:26:49,101 - You did? - Yes, Ma'am. 561 00:26:49,245 --> 00:26:51,681 Female, approximately 18 years old, Korean. 562 00:26:52,167 --> 00:26:55,638 - Kirk, that's Lane. You know Lane. - I thought I knew Lane... 563 00:26:55,922 --> 00:26:57,960 but now I think she's in some kind of gang. 564 00:26:58,133 --> 00:26:58,919 Lorelai, help. 565 00:26:58,931 --> 00:27:01,126 Their front is some sort of musical group. 566 00:27:01,346 --> 00:27:03,702 They are a musical group, Kirk. Honey, go sort it out. 567 00:27:03,891 --> 00:27:05,041 Got it. 568 00:27:05,185 --> 00:27:07,462 Rory's on her way over. Brown hair, blue eyes... 569 00:27:07,647 --> 00:27:09,240 about 5'6". Don't cuff her. 570 00:27:09,399 --> 00:27:11,073 - Ten-four. - Okay. 571 00:27:11,986 --> 00:27:14,706 - We failed you. - He is a very unpleasant man. 572 00:27:14,907 --> 00:27:15,942 What happened? 573 00:27:16,075 --> 00:27:18,147 The second you walked out the door... 574 00:27:18,328 --> 00:27:20,798 Taylor adjourned the meeting over our objections. 575 00:27:20,998 --> 00:27:23,752 - Where'd he go? - He was the first one out the door. 576 00:27:23,961 --> 00:27:25,361 Unbelievable. 577 00:27:26,589 --> 00:27:28,820 You can run, but you can't hide. 578 00:27:29,427 --> 00:27:33,024 This is cute. The Happy Doughnut. 579 00:27:34,100 --> 00:27:36,900 Did we have a little misunderstanding back there? 580 00:27:37,105 --> 00:27:39,016 Please don't sneak up on me like that. 581 00:27:39,190 --> 00:27:41,580 - I almost blew my emergency whistle. - We weren't done. 582 00:27:41,777 --> 00:27:43,218 - I thought we were. - No we weren't. 583 00:27:43,363 --> 00:27:44,558 What more was there to say? 584 00:27:44,699 --> 00:27:47,419 Nothing was decided. You said to explain what you're doing... 585 00:27:47,619 --> 00:27:48,734 then we can start our work. 586 00:27:48,871 --> 00:27:50,683 You can't do that until after the walk-through. 587 00:27:50,707 --> 00:27:53,348 I'm in heels. Do you mind? What walk-through? 588 00:27:53,627 --> 00:27:56,666 I and other members of the Historical Preservation Society... 589 00:27:56,882 --> 00:27:58,874 need to examine the property in person. 590 00:27:59,052 --> 00:28:00,885 You didn't think we'd make a decision... 591 00:28:01,055 --> 00:28:02,410 based on a little chat. 592 00:28:02,557 --> 00:28:04,868 - I mentioned a walk-through. - I don't think you did. 593 00:28:05,061 --> 00:28:08,020 - I'm mentioning it now. - When's the walk-through? 594 00:28:08,231 --> 00:28:10,792 I'd have to check with the other society members... 595 00:28:10,985 --> 00:28:12,784 set something up in the next month or so. 596 00:28:12,946 --> 00:28:15,700 I have workmen coming Monday, Taylor, the day after tomorrow. 597 00:28:15,909 --> 00:28:19,744 - Dear. That's cutting it pretty close. - Let's do it tomorrow, please. 598 00:28:19,998 --> 00:28:21,227 - Tomorrow's Sunday. - Yes. 599 00:28:21,375 --> 00:28:22,775 It would have to be before church. 600 00:28:22,919 --> 00:28:25,230 - Okay, so mid-morning? - 6:00? 601 00:28:25,422 --> 00:28:26,457 6:00 in the morning? 602 00:28:26,590 --> 00:28:28,741 Or another day. I could take it up with the society. 603 00:28:28,927 --> 00:28:31,238 No, 6:00 is fine. 6:00 sharp. 604 00:28:31,430 --> 00:28:33,581 - See you then. - Bright and early. 605 00:28:34,977 --> 00:28:36,888 - Good night. - Good night. Thanks. 606 00:28:37,689 --> 00:28:39,680 [Boys singing raucously] 607 00:28:57,759 --> 00:28:59,990 That is our Stars Hollow High fight song. 608 00:29:00,179 --> 00:29:02,011 Could have sworn it was Mozart. 609 00:29:02,181 --> 00:29:04,696 - What is this, guys? - Pit stop! 610 00:29:05,562 --> 00:29:09,557 - Bachelor party phase one is over. - Our boy Dean here is tying the knot. 611 00:29:09,817 --> 00:29:11,013 Look, I was just closing up. 612 00:29:11,153 --> 00:29:12,986 - Luke! - Dean! 613 00:29:13,156 --> 00:29:15,228 - That's funny. - I wasn't even trying. 614 00:29:15,409 --> 00:29:17,720 We need to refuel for phase two. It won't take long. 615 00:29:17,912 --> 00:29:20,632 You wouldn't turn away a man on his wedding day, would you? 616 00:29:20,833 --> 00:29:22,033 It's not your wedding day yet. 617 00:29:22,168 --> 00:29:25,128 That's what I keep telling him. It's your last day of freedom. 618 00:29:25,381 --> 00:29:28,022 - We should get strippers, right? - And cake. 619 00:29:28,218 --> 00:29:30,972 My name's Luke, too. We should start a club. 620 00:29:31,306 --> 00:29:32,535 That would be swell. 621 00:29:32,683 --> 00:29:34,560 Look, why don't you go sit down over there? 622 00:29:34,769 --> 00:29:38,002 - I'll make some coffee. - Tomorrow is the big day, man, big day. 623 00:29:38,232 --> 00:29:40,622 - You're tipping there, Dean. Watch him. - I got him. 624 00:29:42,989 --> 00:29:44,707 We really appreciate this, sir. 625 00:29:44,866 --> 00:29:47,667 - Stop calling me that. - He's a good guy, really. 626 00:29:47,871 --> 00:29:49,100 So, what was phase one? 627 00:29:49,247 --> 00:29:53,163 A case of beer in the JC Penney parking lot then batting cages and laser tag. 628 00:29:53,420 --> 00:29:56,095 I've decided that I really like beer. 629 00:29:58,219 --> 00:30:00,210 - I'm the designated driver. - Good man. 630 00:30:00,388 --> 00:30:02,824 - I'm in the Navy now, you know. - Uniform tipped me off. 631 00:30:03,017 --> 00:30:04,690 My older cousins did two-year stints. 632 00:30:04,852 --> 00:30:07,049 It paid for their college, so I joined up. 633 00:30:07,231 --> 00:30:09,746 Of course, we weren't fighting international skirmishes... 634 00:30:09,943 --> 00:30:12,094 on two or three dangerous fronts like we are now. 635 00:30:15,827 --> 00:30:17,101 What are you doing? 636 00:30:17,245 --> 00:30:18,680 - Sugar football. - Don't. 637 00:30:18,831 --> 00:30:21,062 Come on, guys. Respect the establishment. 638 00:30:21,918 --> 00:30:24,718 - They're still kids. - I got a better idea, guys. 639 00:30:24,922 --> 00:30:26,960 How about I whip up some pancakes real fast... 640 00:30:27,134 --> 00:30:28,773 help soak up whatever it is you drank? 641 00:30:28,928 --> 00:30:30,920 Sounds good. We'll need energy for phase two. 642 00:30:31,098 --> 00:30:33,739 Strippers, right? We got to get strippers. 643 00:30:33,935 --> 00:30:35,370 How much do you give a stripper? 644 00:30:35,521 --> 00:30:38,958 - That depends on what she does. - Are they really prostitutes? 645 00:30:39,192 --> 00:30:41,184 'Cause I'd feel bad if they were prostitutes. 646 00:30:41,362 --> 00:30:43,752 Guys, I got to go in the back for a couple seconds. 647 00:30:44,074 --> 00:30:46,385 Don't drink any more. Don't play Jets. 648 00:30:46,578 --> 00:30:49,617 Don't jump on the furniture. Just sit still, okay? 649 00:30:50,374 --> 00:30:51,968 - And do what? - I don't know. 650 00:30:52,127 --> 00:30:54,438 Make up a dirty version of the fight song. 651 00:30:54,630 --> 00:30:56,827 - Yeah! - Great idea! 652 00:30:57,009 --> 00:30:58,239 Rory. 653 00:30:58,928 --> 00:31:01,921 - What did he say? - He is so toasted. 654 00:31:02,308 --> 00:31:04,903 - Rory. - Did he say what I think he said? 655 00:31:05,103 --> 00:31:07,459 Guys, you know what I think? I think it's real late... 656 00:31:07,648 --> 00:31:09,845 and that maybe you ought to cancel phase two. 657 00:31:10,235 --> 00:31:11,909 - No way. - Hear him out, fellas. 658 00:31:12,071 --> 00:31:14,302 Think about it, guys, how you gonna beat laser tag? 659 00:31:16,244 --> 00:31:18,122 Is Dean sick? 660 00:31:18,289 --> 00:31:19,688 He just needs his rest. 661 00:31:20,166 --> 00:31:22,124 Why don't you march your friends out of here? 662 00:31:22,294 --> 00:31:24,764 I'll take care of the groom, and he'll see you all tomorrow. 663 00:31:24,964 --> 00:31:27,241 He's right, guys. Let's saddle up. 664 00:31:27,426 --> 00:31:30,146 - Aren't we getting pancakes? - I'm not feeling good. 665 00:31:30,347 --> 00:31:33,022 Come on, big guy. Try to walk. 666 00:31:37,232 --> 00:31:38,553 Here we are. 667 00:31:39,235 --> 00:31:40,350 Okay. 668 00:31:40,486 --> 00:31:42,637 She's smart, man. You know, she's so smart. 669 00:31:42,823 --> 00:31:43,973 I know, I know. 670 00:31:44,116 --> 00:31:46,267 - She could probably fix the world. - Right. 671 00:31:46,453 --> 00:31:48,684 She could team up with Kyle. Her brains, his brawn. 672 00:31:48,873 --> 00:31:51,150 - No, not Kyle. Rory. - Almost there. 673 00:31:51,335 --> 00:31:52,928 She's the one, you know? 674 00:31:53,505 --> 00:31:56,817 Come on, Dean, just lie down there, stop talking. 675 00:31:57,301 --> 00:32:00,579 And the hair, pretty hair. She has the prettiest hair, and the head. 676 00:32:00,807 --> 00:32:03,527 - What is that? - Just your shoes. 677 00:32:04,812 --> 00:32:06,087 I miss her. 678 00:32:09,110 --> 00:32:10,783 Why didn't she love me? 679 00:32:13,366 --> 00:32:14,481 [Sighing] 680 00:32:22,753 --> 00:32:24,586 Scrubbing shower grout with a toothbrush. 681 00:32:24,756 --> 00:32:25,872 Sure. 682 00:32:26,009 --> 00:32:28,040 Flossing with that really, really fine floss 683 00:32:28,052 --> 00:32:30,004 that cuts between your teeth like a razor. 684 00:32:30,514 --> 00:32:32,586 - Staring into the sun. - Till you're blind. 685 00:32:32,809 --> 00:32:35,929 - I feel very ugly this morning. - Join the crowd. 686 00:32:36,231 --> 00:32:38,701 That unpleasant man and his cohorts in there? 687 00:32:38,902 --> 00:32:40,859 And have been for about 30 freaking minutes. 688 00:32:41,030 --> 00:32:42,941 Watching a foreign movie without subtitles. 689 00:32:43,115 --> 00:32:44,796 Getting brain freeze from eating ice cream. 690 00:32:44,951 --> 00:32:46,022 What are you doing? 691 00:32:46,162 --> 00:32:48,916 We're listing all the things we'd rather be doing than this. 692 00:32:49,875 --> 00:32:54,587 - What a mug. It's like he sucked a lemon. - I've really grown to hate him. 693 00:32:58,136 --> 00:32:59,536 Nice? 694 00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:00,875 So much potential. 695 00:33:01,016 --> 00:33:03,485 - Yeah. - It needs a lot of TLC. 696 00:33:03,686 --> 00:33:07,282 And we've got an abundance of it, Taylor. Patty, please, help. 697 00:33:07,733 --> 00:33:09,964 He's killing me here, and you've got pull with him. 698 00:33:10,153 --> 00:33:13,146 Honey, I got my own remodeling to do on my studio... 699 00:33:13,366 --> 00:33:14,641 that Taylor has to approve. 700 00:33:14,785 --> 00:33:16,220 I'm saving my pull for me. 701 00:33:16,371 --> 00:33:19,330 Can I have just a little teeny, tiny bit of your pull, please? 702 00:33:19,542 --> 00:33:21,659 He's gonna see us talking. 703 00:33:22,337 --> 00:33:25,376 - Lorelai, consultation, please. - Okay. 704 00:33:26,134 --> 00:33:28,364 - This porch is falling apart. - I know. 705 00:33:28,554 --> 00:33:30,387 - It's got live termites. - Big, fat ones. 706 00:33:30,557 --> 00:33:32,788 - It's a safety hazard. - It's the first thing to go. 707 00:33:32,977 --> 00:33:34,889 To go? This porch can't go. 708 00:33:35,063 --> 00:33:38,341 - You just said it's falling apart. - I didn't tell you to tear it down. 709 00:33:38,568 --> 00:33:40,560 It's historical. It has to stay. 710 00:33:40,737 --> 00:33:43,127 The porch is not historical. It was added in 1980. 711 00:33:43,324 --> 00:33:45,555 - So? - It's a 23-year-old porch. 712 00:33:45,744 --> 00:33:48,738 Unless you think Kate Hudson is historical, it's not historical. 713 00:33:48,958 --> 00:33:52,714 Not now, but how do you think we get historical 200-year-old structures... 714 00:33:53,005 --> 00:33:54,917 if we tear them down when they're just 23? 715 00:33:55,091 --> 00:33:56,126 It's rotting away. 716 00:33:56,260 --> 00:33:58,217 Which means that your guests can't walk on it. 717 00:33:58,387 --> 00:33:59,901 So they should hover over it? 718 00:34:00,056 --> 00:34:02,731 No, you could build a bridge over it, using appropriate materials. 719 00:34:02,977 --> 00:34:07,177 Or you could build a transparent Lucite porch over this porch... 720 00:34:07,442 --> 00:34:09,275 so people could walk on the Lucite porch... 721 00:34:09,445 --> 00:34:11,437 and see the old porch underneath the new porch. 722 00:34:11,615 --> 00:34:14,768 Build a clear plastic porch over the rotting wood porch? 723 00:34:14,994 --> 00:34:17,464 With the proper permits, and those are hard to come by. 724 00:34:17,664 --> 00:34:20,418 - That's it. - Lorelai, watch it. I've got church later. 725 00:34:20,627 --> 00:34:22,266 What did I do to make you torture me? 726 00:34:22,421 --> 00:34:24,095 I don't know what you're talking about. 727 00:34:24,257 --> 00:34:26,454 The hoops, the jumping and the fire and the hoops. 728 00:34:26,636 --> 00:34:28,035 It's just business, Lorelai. 729 00:34:28,179 --> 00:34:30,615 I pay to shop in your store. I eat your banana splits. 730 00:34:30,807 --> 00:34:32,526 I've never physically hurt you... 731 00:34:32,685 --> 00:34:34,846 except for that one spit wad in the one town meeting... 732 00:34:34,980 --> 00:34:37,450 but I didn't mean for it to hit your eye, and I apologize... 733 00:34:37,651 --> 00:34:38,880 so put me out of my misery... 734 00:34:39,028 --> 00:34:40,905 and tell me what I need to make this happen! 735 00:34:41,072 --> 00:34:42,666 - I want an ice-cream truck. - What? 736 00:34:42,824 --> 00:34:44,736 I want to sell ice cream off a truck. 737 00:34:44,911 --> 00:34:46,789 I want to park it in front of the soda shop. 738 00:34:46,956 --> 00:34:48,788 I want to ring the bell on it every day... 739 00:34:48,958 --> 00:34:50,597 but the only place I can park it... 740 00:34:50,752 --> 00:34:52,757 is the space that's in front of Luke's diner. 741 00:34:52,769 --> 00:34:52,983 So? 742 00:34:53,172 --> 00:34:55,323 - You have pull with Luke. - I guess. Maybe. 743 00:34:55,509 --> 00:34:57,945 You're friends. You can get him to agree to this. 744 00:34:58,137 --> 00:34:59,731 - Use my pull? - If you don't mind. 745 00:34:59,890 --> 00:35:01,851 If I get Luke to agree to this, the madness stops? 746 00:35:01,977 --> 00:35:04,492 - If that's what you call it. - Work begins. The porch goes? 747 00:35:04,689 --> 00:35:06,362 All expedited, nice and neat. 748 00:35:06,775 --> 00:35:09,734 - An ice-cream truck? - An ice-cream truck. 749 00:35:11,865 --> 00:35:13,094 You can go. 750 00:35:13,242 --> 00:35:16,395 This has been a very successful outing. 751 00:35:16,622 --> 00:35:20,014 - Back on the bus, everyone. - Unbelievable. 752 00:35:20,252 --> 00:35:22,688 Yep. When do you think you'll... 753 00:35:22,881 --> 00:35:24,520 Shortcut to Luke's. 754 00:35:24,675 --> 00:35:26,872 How is she going to get over Potter's Creek? 755 00:35:27,178 --> 00:35:28,327 Jump it? 756 00:35:31,977 --> 00:35:34,173 - Give him his ice-cream truck. - What? 757 00:35:34,522 --> 00:35:37,561 I forged a stream, and I almost got attacked by a beaver... 758 00:35:37,776 --> 00:35:40,087 - and I'm not leaving here till you agree. - To what? 759 00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:42,431 You don't own the street. You own the building. 760 00:35:42,617 --> 00:35:45,497 It's a public street. Let him park his stupid truck. 761 00:35:45,704 --> 00:35:47,821 - I'm missing something. - Don't change the subject. 762 00:35:47,999 --> 00:35:49,394 I don't even know what the subject is. 763 00:35:49,418 --> 00:35:51,455 If you let Taylor park his ice-cream truck... 764 00:35:51,629 --> 00:35:54,065 not even in front, but in front of part of the diner... 765 00:35:54,257 --> 00:35:56,933 then I can start work on the inn. But if you don't say yes... 766 00:35:57,137 --> 00:35:59,493 then you may not have to see his truck parked outside... 767 00:35:59,682 --> 00:36:02,152 but you will have to see my body swinging from that tree... 768 00:36:02,353 --> 00:36:03,502 because I will hang myself. 769 00:36:03,646 --> 00:36:06,685 - I am waiting for your answer. - Sure. 770 00:36:08,903 --> 00:36:10,178 "Sure" what? 771 00:36:10,322 --> 00:36:12,643 - He can park it there. What do I care? - Don't kid around. 772 00:36:12,825 --> 00:36:14,808 Your life's at stake. I wouldn't kid around. 773 00:36:14,820 --> 00:36:15,340 That easy? 774 00:36:15,537 --> 00:36:18,894 Why'd you say no when Taylor asked you before? 775 00:36:19,125 --> 00:36:21,163 - He never asked me before. - He never asked? 776 00:36:21,337 --> 00:36:22,487 Not about a truck... 777 00:36:22,631 --> 00:36:24,623 about a giant ice-cream cone a few months back. 778 00:36:24,801 --> 00:36:26,360 I said no to that. 779 00:36:26,511 --> 00:36:28,742 Probably why he thought I'd say no to the truck. 780 00:36:28,973 --> 00:36:31,090 - He never asked? - No. 781 00:36:31,268 --> 00:36:33,829 But you're fine with this, and he could have asked? 782 00:36:34,021 --> 00:36:35,251 It's a public street. 783 00:36:35,399 --> 00:36:37,294 - And you would have said yes? - I'd have said yes. 784 00:36:37,318 --> 00:36:39,355 And I wouldn't have had to go through all this? 785 00:36:39,530 --> 00:36:41,123 - Probably not. - You know what? 786 00:36:41,365 --> 00:36:43,642 I've learned something very valuable here today. 787 00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:46,763 Come on in. Sit down there. Take a load off. 788 00:36:46,956 --> 00:36:49,107 - Very valuable. - Good. 789 00:36:49,293 --> 00:36:51,365 I've had a business epiphany. 790 00:36:51,629 --> 00:36:55,704 It's like I'm Bud Fox, saying, "Thanks for the lesson, Mr. Gekko." 791 00:36:55,969 --> 00:36:57,085 This will pass, folks. 792 00:36:57,221 --> 00:37:00,340 The Lorelai you knew is dead. Remember her? 793 00:37:00,559 --> 00:37:02,551 Eager to please, fresh of face? 794 00:37:02,729 --> 00:37:05,244 She thought that success in business meant working hard... 795 00:37:05,482 --> 00:37:07,599 applying yourself, and respecting your coworkers. 796 00:37:07,777 --> 00:37:10,292 And she preached that to others. Little child! 797 00:37:10,489 --> 00:37:12,288 You should probably get some rest. 798 00:37:12,451 --> 00:37:15,331 It's about scratching backs, my friend, and kissing things... 799 00:37:15,538 --> 00:37:17,610 - I won't be graphic. - It is Sunday morning. 800 00:37:17,791 --> 00:37:19,783 It's dirty. That's what business is. 801 00:37:19,961 --> 00:37:23,034 It's smoke-filled back rooms with exposed pipes... 802 00:37:23,257 --> 00:37:27,776 and shady players chewing on fat cigars and twirling their dirty mustaches. 803 00:37:28,056 --> 00:37:31,846 And when you go into those rooms, you can't be a milquetoast Muppet. 804 00:37:32,102 --> 00:37:34,572 You have to have pointy teeth and jaws that snap. 805 00:37:34,774 --> 00:37:36,492 The meek shall not inherit the earth! 806 00:37:36,651 --> 00:37:39,565 - Thanks for the perspective. - Do you have any coffee? 807 00:37:39,781 --> 00:37:43,173 - I'm not giving you coffee. - I don't have time for coffee. 808 00:37:43,410 --> 00:37:47,086 I got to go find Taylor and close this deal. You think he's back at the store? 809 00:37:47,333 --> 00:37:49,210 Or having his dirty mustache cleaned. 810 00:37:49,377 --> 00:37:51,767 - You're good with the truck? - I'm good with the truck. 811 00:37:51,964 --> 00:37:53,194 Bless you. 812 00:37:55,594 --> 00:37:57,711 I'll be right with you, folks. 813 00:38:01,519 --> 00:38:02,954 So, you're up. 814 00:38:03,272 --> 00:38:04,626 Yeah. 815 00:38:04,773 --> 00:38:06,048 I'm up. 816 00:38:06,192 --> 00:38:08,833 It took me a minute or two to figure out where I am, but... 817 00:38:09,029 --> 00:38:10,748 That's all right. You've never been here. 818 00:38:10,907 --> 00:38:12,979 Yeah, it's not that I remember. I just kind of... 819 00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:15,437 looked out the window, and that's how I could tell. 820 00:38:15,622 --> 00:38:16,851 Good. Smart. 821 00:38:17,124 --> 00:38:19,719 Little concoction of mine. It'll help with the hangover. 822 00:38:23,049 --> 00:38:25,610 Guess I had a beer or two too many last night. 823 00:38:25,803 --> 00:38:27,032 Yeah, it happens. 824 00:38:27,221 --> 00:38:29,054 Hope the guys didn't bug you too much. 825 00:38:29,224 --> 00:38:31,535 - No, they were fine. - Good. 826 00:38:33,105 --> 00:38:34,664 So, you're all dressed there? 827 00:38:34,815 --> 00:38:37,730 Yeah, you know, big day, getting married. 828 00:38:38,529 --> 00:38:40,089 Getting married. 829 00:38:42,785 --> 00:38:45,175 I'm due in the church in about an hour. 830 00:38:46,206 --> 00:38:47,606 Dean... 831 00:38:47,751 --> 00:38:51,108 - And I still got to pick up my tux. - Yeah, right. 832 00:38:56,679 --> 00:38:58,671 Thanks for everything, Luke. 833 00:38:59,099 --> 00:39:01,694 Yeah, sure. Good luck. 834 00:39:10,699 --> 00:39:12,133 So, a total strikeout? 835 00:39:12,284 --> 00:39:14,674 Total. And, you know, at first, I felt bad for them... 836 00:39:14,871 --> 00:39:18,503 so lacking in talent, yet so clueless. Then I just felt bad for their guitars. 837 00:39:18,752 --> 00:39:20,689 Where are all the good young musicians these days? 838 00:39:20,713 --> 00:39:22,226 My ears wanted to fly off my head. 839 00:39:22,382 --> 00:39:25,342 I'm going to the music store to look at things I can't afford. Coming? 840 00:39:25,553 --> 00:39:28,114 - I have to go get ready for this. - Right. Tell me how it goes. 841 00:39:28,307 --> 00:39:30,663 - I will. Hey, Luke. - Hey. 842 00:39:30,852 --> 00:39:34,767 - Rory, where's your mom? - Around somewhere. Why? 843 00:39:35,024 --> 00:39:36,424 I thought I'd find her at Doose's. 844 00:39:36,568 --> 00:39:39,089 - Did she go back to the inn? - She was going back to the inn... 845 00:39:39,197 --> 00:39:41,038 then she was buying a wedding present for Dean. 846 00:39:41,158 --> 00:39:42,957 She hates it when people send gifts later. 847 00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:44,320 Then, depending on the time... 848 00:39:44,413 --> 00:39:46,724 I was either gonna meet her back at home or at the church. 849 00:39:46,916 --> 00:39:49,909 - She have her cell on her? - I think it's dead. What's going on? 850 00:39:50,129 --> 00:39:52,201 - Or a pager or something? - Is something wrong? 851 00:39:52,382 --> 00:39:54,181 I just need to check something with her. 852 00:39:54,343 --> 00:39:55,857 We can stop by after the wedding. 853 00:39:56,013 --> 00:39:59,484 Don't go to the wedding. Don't go to Dean's wedding. 854 00:39:59,726 --> 00:40:03,198 - Why? - I just... Don't go. 855 00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:05,192 - Trust me. - Okay. 856 00:40:05,358 --> 00:40:07,954 - It'd just be better this way. - Okay. 857 00:40:08,155 --> 00:40:10,875 - So, you're not going? - I guess not. 858 00:40:11,075 --> 00:40:14,228 Okay, good. I'll see you guys later. 859 00:40:14,455 --> 00:40:16,845 - Yeah, Luke, I'll see you later. - Okay. 860 00:40:20,547 --> 00:40:23,017 - Lorelai, do you have a minute? - Sure, Kirk. 861 00:40:23,217 --> 00:40:26,051 - We've had a successful disconnection. - No more alarm? 862 00:40:26,263 --> 00:40:27,583 - No more alarm. - Fantastic. 863 00:40:27,723 --> 00:40:30,284 The roofer will be out tomorrow. The repair should take a day. 864 00:40:30,477 --> 00:40:33,073 - I'm not gonna inquire about that now. - It's all taken care of. 865 00:40:33,273 --> 00:40:35,310 I want to apologize for any inconvenience. 866 00:40:35,484 --> 00:40:36,520 It was no big deal. 867 00:40:36,652 --> 00:40:39,533 I have this strong sense of chivalry when it comes to women living alone. 868 00:40:39,656 --> 00:40:40,772 That's very nice. 869 00:40:40,909 --> 00:40:43,106 My family tree dates back to a 12th-century knight. 870 00:40:43,287 --> 00:40:46,246 As a kid I thought that meant we were related to Ted Knight. 871 00:40:46,625 --> 00:40:48,936 I wrote him a lot of letters. He never responded. 872 00:40:49,128 --> 00:40:52,121 - That's cute, though. - I just want you to feel safe. 873 00:40:52,341 --> 00:40:54,060 You really do, don't you, Kirk? 874 00:40:54,219 --> 00:40:56,609 So, I hope you don't mind my watching out for you. 875 00:40:56,806 --> 00:40:58,127 Not at all. 876 00:41:00,853 --> 00:41:02,969 Thank you. I'll see you around. 877 00:41:03,232 --> 00:41:04,427 See you. 878 00:41:06,152 --> 00:41:08,872 I think I found the perfect wedding present for Dean. 879 00:41:09,073 --> 00:41:11,873 - Sweet, not personal, classy, yet cheap. - We're not going. 880 00:41:12,077 --> 00:41:13,193 What? 881 00:41:13,329 --> 00:41:16,322 Luke was looking for you and ran into me, and he was all nervous... 882 00:41:16,542 --> 00:41:18,659 and then he finally just said we shouldn't go. 883 00:41:18,837 --> 00:41:20,829 - What does that mean? - It means we shouldn't go. 884 00:41:21,006 --> 00:41:22,485 - Did he give a reason? - Not really. 885 00:41:22,633 --> 00:41:25,148 - I'll go talk to him. - No, he seemed really serious. 886 00:41:25,345 --> 00:41:26,946 If you saw him, you'd feel the same way. 887 00:41:27,098 --> 00:41:29,010 - He was kind of upset. - About Dean's wedding? 888 00:41:29,184 --> 00:41:31,335 - Yeah. - So, we're not going? 889 00:41:31,563 --> 00:41:34,955 - I think it's better that we don't. - Okay. Mystery, though. 890 00:41:35,192 --> 00:41:36,228 Kind of. 891 00:41:36,903 --> 00:41:38,861 You've got your "nothing to do" weekend back. 892 00:41:39,032 --> 00:41:40,705 Yeah, got that back. 893 00:41:46,459 --> 00:41:49,134 Mom, Kirk's following us in a little clowny car. 894 00:41:49,546 --> 00:41:52,016 - He's watching out for us. - Okay. 895 00:41:56,056 --> 00:41:57,171 Ready? 896 00:41:57,724 --> 00:42:00,683 No, no, it's got to look like we're actually demolishing the porch. 897 00:42:00,896 --> 00:42:02,096 We're gonna do pretend swings. 898 00:42:02,189 --> 00:42:04,704 Which would've been easier if we had pretend sledgehammers. 899 00:42:04,901 --> 00:42:06,336 Why do they make these so heavy? 900 00:42:06,487 --> 00:42:08,718 Even without the swing, this is a good picture... 901 00:42:08,907 --> 00:42:12,219 of the two of you about to record an important moment... 902 00:42:12,453 --> 00:42:14,013 for the two of you. 903 00:42:14,164 --> 00:42:14,744 Michel... 904 00:42:14,756 --> 00:42:17,123 I would love a copy of this for my mantel. 905 00:42:17,335 --> 00:42:18,275 Such a nice moment. 906 00:42:18,287 --> 00:42:20,328 You have to be in the picture, too, Michel. 907 00:42:20,547 --> 00:42:24,258 - Me? I don't know. All right. - That thing have a timer on it? 908 00:42:24,512 --> 00:42:26,106 It's set. I framed the shot. 909 00:42:26,264 --> 00:42:28,141 Grab your hammer and smile. 910 00:42:28,433 --> 00:42:29,663 [Camera beeping] 911 00:42:29,936 --> 00:42:31,769 - One more for safety? - Okay. 912 00:42:36,779 --> 00:42:37,814 What? 913 00:42:41,702 --> 00:42:46,141 Just sometimes, it hits me. This place had a long history before us... 914 00:42:46,418 --> 00:42:48,250 has a long future after us. 915 00:42:48,503 --> 00:42:52,578 I keep thinking it's a part of our lives, but, really, it's the reverse. 916 00:42:52,843 --> 00:42:55,597 For a little while, I don't know... 917 00:42:55,805 --> 00:42:57,524 it's like we're a part of its life. 918 00:42:58,350 --> 00:42:59,546 Yeah. 919 00:43:05,110 --> 00:43:06,260 [Camera beeping] 920 00:43:07,739 --> 00:43:09,014 [Guests clapping]