1 00:01:02,751 --> 00:01:05,107 RORY: I've got too much stuff. LORELAI: What? 2 00:01:05,296 --> 00:01:06,969 Stuff, and it's your fault. 3 00:01:07,131 --> 00:01:09,931 You inculcated into me a tolerance for rampant consumerism. 4 00:01:10,135 --> 00:01:11,205 What? 5 00:01:11,345 --> 00:01:14,225 When did I become one of those girls with dozens of beauty products... 6 00:01:14,432 --> 00:01:15,831 none of which are expendable? 7 00:01:15,976 --> 00:01:17,411 It used to be a touch of mascara... 8 00:01:17,561 --> 00:01:19,598 a dab of Coppertone, zip, bam, boom, out the door. 9 00:01:19,772 --> 00:01:21,047 I heard "copper" and "boom." 10 00:01:21,191 --> 00:01:22,625 Never mind. 11 00:01:22,776 --> 00:01:25,417 - What's going on? We're late. - I'm looking for the camera. 12 00:01:25,613 --> 00:01:28,127 - Oy vey. She's looking for the camera. - I heard that. 13 00:01:28,324 --> 00:01:29,599 That she hears. 14 00:01:29,743 --> 00:01:31,263 It is my prerogative as your mother... 15 00:01:31,412 --> 00:01:34,292 to record any event in my daughter's life that I so choose. 16 00:01:34,499 --> 00:01:35,773 It's in the mothers' handbook. 17 00:01:35,917 --> 00:01:37,598 Does Luke know that you can't drive stick? 18 00:01:37,712 --> 00:01:38,782 Why? 19 00:01:38,921 --> 00:01:40,802 Because you borrowed his truck and it's a stick. 20 00:01:40,966 --> 00:01:42,081 I can drive a stick. 21 00:01:42,217 --> 00:01:44,732 You can stir coffee with a stick but you can't drive stick. 22 00:01:44,929 --> 00:01:46,602 Okay, I am glad I did not choose... 23 00:01:46,764 --> 00:01:48,802 to record that moment in my daughter's life... 24 00:01:48,976 --> 00:01:50,056 because that was just ugly. 25 00:01:50,144 --> 00:01:52,785 - I want you to get there in one piece. - You look out for me. 26 00:01:52,981 --> 00:01:54,494 Let's hit the road. 27 00:01:55,233 --> 00:01:56,827 Wait. This is it. 28 00:01:56,986 --> 00:01:59,136 This is the perfect moment I've been looking for. 29 00:01:59,322 --> 00:02:01,963 This is my daughter going off to college. This is my shot. 30 00:02:02,159 --> 00:02:03,513 Okay, fine. 31 00:02:03,660 --> 00:02:05,618 Okay, I'm lining you up. Now look candid. 32 00:02:05,788 --> 00:02:08,302 The definition of candid means the subject doesn't know... 33 00:02:08,499 --> 00:02:09,540 the picture's being taken. 34 00:02:09,668 --> 00:02:11,625 - So, forget the camera's there. - I'll try. 35 00:02:11,795 --> 00:02:13,355 - And smile. - Okay. 36 00:02:16,217 --> 00:02:17,617 - I'm not happy. - Why? 37 00:02:17,762 --> 00:02:19,992 - It looks posed. - How about this? 38 00:02:20,473 --> 00:02:22,511 You know the stick we were talking about before? 39 00:02:22,684 --> 00:02:24,204 It looks like it's somewhere else now. 40 00:02:24,353 --> 00:02:26,345 You're having serious Annie Leibovitz delusions. 41 00:02:26,522 --> 00:02:29,720 You're standing in the house. No one will know you're going to college. 42 00:02:29,943 --> 00:02:30,978 Shall I hold a sign? 43 00:02:31,111 --> 00:02:32,752 You could do the "going to college" walk. 44 00:02:32,864 --> 00:02:34,935 - The what? - The walk. The "this." 45 00:02:35,909 --> 00:02:38,186 You look like Alfalfa coming to pick up Darla. 46 00:02:38,371 --> 00:02:39,571 Here. Hold some of your stuff. 47 00:02:39,705 --> 00:02:42,505 - At least it will look like you're moving. - Okay. 48 00:02:42,709 --> 00:02:44,542 It looks like you're taking out the trash. 49 00:02:44,712 --> 00:02:46,749 - That's it. We're going. - All right. 50 00:02:46,923 --> 00:02:49,837 I'll have to make do with one of the pictures I already took. 51 00:02:50,052 --> 00:02:52,363 I'll put it on the computer and then superimpose... 52 00:02:52,555 --> 00:02:55,195 an important person standing next to you, seeing you off... 53 00:02:55,392 --> 00:02:58,067 like Kissinger or Lady Bird Johnson or Pat Summerall. 54 00:02:58,270 --> 00:02:59,465 Pat Summerall? 55 00:02:59,605 --> 00:03:01,563 - You think of somebody better. - Orson Welles. 56 00:03:01,733 --> 00:03:02,848 It can't be a dead person. 57 00:03:02,984 --> 00:03:04,896 - Pat Summerall's dead. - No, he's not. 58 00:03:05,071 --> 00:03:06,584 Pat Summerall is dead. 59 00:03:06,739 --> 00:03:08,811 No, I'm telling you he's not. 60 00:03:08,993 --> 00:03:11,109 - Lady Bird Johnson is dead. - She's not. 61 00:03:11,286 --> 00:03:12,721 - How much you want to bet? - $5. 62 00:03:12,872 --> 00:03:14,988 - Lets Google him right now. - Mom, Yale? 63 00:03:15,166 --> 00:03:17,363 Yeah, Yale can wait for us to Google Pat Summerall. 64 00:03:17,545 --> 00:03:19,934 - Come on. - Where are your priorities? 65 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:21,079 - Hey, Luke. - Hey, Rory. Isn't today Yale? 66 00:04:21,708 --> 00:04:24,588 - I'm going right now. - You look so calm. How do you feel? 67 00:04:24,796 --> 00:04:27,629 A little nervous, but a last Luke's fix before I go will help. 68 00:04:27,841 --> 00:04:29,718 Today is whatever you want on the house. 69 00:04:29,885 --> 00:04:32,241 - Wow, I feel important. - You are important. 70 00:04:32,430 --> 00:04:34,228 - Where's your mom? - She's coming. 71 00:04:34,391 --> 00:04:37,510 She's having a wee bit of trouble with your truck. 72 00:04:37,728 --> 00:04:38,923 [Engine revving] 73 00:04:39,647 --> 00:04:41,082 What is she doing? 74 00:04:41,233 --> 00:04:44,192 She backed the truck out of our driveway all fine and everything... 75 00:04:44,404 --> 00:04:46,680 but she couldn't get it out of reverse, so she... 76 00:04:46,864 --> 00:04:48,299 Backed it here? 77 00:04:49,451 --> 00:04:50,964 Slow but steady. 78 00:04:52,205 --> 00:04:55,118 - Something's wrong with your truck. - Nothing's wrong with my truck. 79 00:04:55,333 --> 00:04:57,174 - Stop the truck. - It won't go out of reverse. 80 00:04:57,211 --> 00:04:59,361 - You can't drive stick. - Not an uncooperative stick. 81 00:04:59,547 --> 00:05:02,540 My stick's not uncooperative. Come on, hit the brakes. 82 00:05:05,638 --> 00:05:07,549 Okay. Good luck. 83 00:05:08,183 --> 00:05:10,618 I don't think it's going to happen. 84 00:05:12,731 --> 00:05:15,200 - This is a misogynistic truck. - What? 85 00:05:15,442 --> 00:05:18,083 It's anti-woman. It's gender-selective. 86 00:05:18,279 --> 00:05:22,478 It's, "let's drink a beer and watch the game and hike our shorts up." 87 00:05:22,743 --> 00:05:25,304 I've changed my mind. You can't borrow my truck. 88 00:05:25,496 --> 00:05:27,852 - It's full of our stuff. - You should've hired movers. 89 00:05:28,042 --> 00:05:30,079 You could've said no when I asked to borrow it. 90 00:05:30,252 --> 00:05:33,450 - You said you could drive stick. - Yeah, not the Joe Six-pack of sticks. 91 00:05:33,673 --> 00:05:36,666 Not the "let's scratch our bellies..." 92 00:05:36,886 --> 00:05:39,720 "And eat some corn nuts and pick our teeth." 93 00:05:40,390 --> 00:05:43,143 - Really, Luke, I can drive it. - Okay, fine. 94 00:05:43,351 --> 00:05:45,662 Just be careful and have it back by 4:00. 95 00:05:45,855 --> 00:05:48,291 - 4:00-ish it is. - 4:00. I need it at 4:00. 96 00:05:48,484 --> 00:05:49,963 - Give or take... - 4:00. 97 00:05:50,110 --> 00:05:51,863 He's so possessive about this stupid truck. 98 00:05:52,030 --> 00:05:53,990 - It's my truck. I possess it. - I'm just kidding. 99 00:05:54,115 --> 00:05:55,914 I'll have it back by 4:00. Calm down. 100 00:05:56,077 --> 00:05:58,466 Okay, I'm just not in much of a kidding mood... 101 00:05:58,662 --> 00:05:59,983 with this other stuff going on. 102 00:06:00,123 --> 00:06:03,081 - Divorce papers. Fun, huh? - Zero fun. Sorry, Luke. 103 00:06:03,293 --> 00:06:05,444 It's not like I wasn't expecting them. It's just... 104 00:06:05,630 --> 00:06:07,588 The law firm that Nicole works for sent them. 105 00:06:07,758 --> 00:06:09,954 They could've answered my question over the phone... 106 00:06:10,135 --> 00:06:12,176 but they insisted on sending someone down to see me. 107 00:06:12,263 --> 00:06:15,575 - And you're not looking forward to that. - I'm about to build a moat of fire. 108 00:06:15,810 --> 00:06:17,767 - Here you go, Rory. - Thanks, Caesar. 109 00:06:17,937 --> 00:06:20,134 Since we're short on time, I had them make something. 110 00:06:20,315 --> 00:06:22,352 - My Yale special. - Share. 111 00:06:22,526 --> 00:06:25,440 Sausage wrapped in a pancake tied together with bacon. 112 00:06:25,655 --> 00:06:27,533 - You made that up? - I don't know how I do it. 113 00:06:27,699 --> 00:06:28,779 - Right here. - What's this? 114 00:06:28,826 --> 00:06:30,863 A shift diagram for the truck, nice and simple... 115 00:06:31,036 --> 00:06:32,675 "D" is for drive. "R" is for... 116 00:06:32,831 --> 00:06:34,822 - The "R" in "drive." - "R" is for reverse. 117 00:06:34,999 --> 00:06:36,395 - Right, "reverse." - And "one" is... 118 00:06:36,419 --> 00:06:37,978 The loneliest number you'll ever know. 119 00:06:38,129 --> 00:06:39,689 - First gear. - I know, Luke. 120 00:06:39,840 --> 00:06:41,638 - Really, I can handle it. - I hope so. 121 00:06:41,800 --> 00:06:44,031 - Thanks, Luke. - Good luck, Rory. 122 00:06:44,971 --> 00:06:47,725 - Goody, a guy in a suit. - Good luck to you. 123 00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:51,199 - Mr. Danes? - Unfortunately. 124 00:06:51,354 --> 00:06:52,389 I'm Russell Bynes... 125 00:06:52,522 --> 00:06:55,515 with Blodgett, Sage, Albet, Pettruccio, Stein, Lemming and Stein... 126 00:06:55,735 --> 00:06:57,055 attorneys for Nicole Diana Leahy. 127 00:06:57,194 --> 00:06:59,027 And the sun just went down. Thanks for coming. 128 00:06:59,197 --> 00:07:00,757 - Pardon me? - You're wasting your time. 129 00:07:00,782 --> 00:07:02,500 I had a simple question: Where do I sign? 130 00:07:02,659 --> 00:07:04,810 - It didn't require a personal visit. - Whoa. Whoa. 131 00:07:04,996 --> 00:07:07,307 There's no place to sign because this is a document... 132 00:07:07,499 --> 00:07:09,775 informing the defendant of the action being filed. 133 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:11,634 - Who's the defendant? - You are. 134 00:07:11,796 --> 00:07:13,476 - Oh, my God. - Didn't you read the papers? 135 00:07:13,548 --> 00:07:15,699 The Red Sox lost by three, Bush is at the ranch... 136 00:07:15,885 --> 00:07:17,805 - chatting up a Swiss dude. - The divorce papers. 137 00:07:17,845 --> 00:07:19,996 I know what you meant. Look, I didn't kill anyone. 138 00:07:20,182 --> 00:07:22,571 We accidentally got married and now we want out. 139 00:07:22,768 --> 00:07:23,889 We both want the same thing. 140 00:07:23,936 --> 00:07:26,052 - Don't try to play me. - I'm too busy for this. 141 00:07:26,230 --> 00:07:29,383 Fine, because I should just be dealing with your legal representation. 142 00:07:29,610 --> 00:07:30,645 I don't believe this. 143 00:07:30,778 --> 00:07:33,658 Denying us your lawyer's information will only prolong the process. 144 00:07:33,865 --> 00:07:35,823 If I give you my lawyer's name, will you leave? 145 00:07:35,993 --> 00:07:37,506 - I will leave. - Okay, ready? 146 00:07:37,661 --> 00:07:38,696 His name is Don Dewey. 147 00:07:38,830 --> 00:07:41,663 He works at the firm of Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe. 148 00:07:41,875 --> 00:07:43,787 Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe. 149 00:07:46,422 --> 00:07:48,778 - That was very immature. - Yeah, well. Tickled me. 150 00:07:48,967 --> 00:07:52,040 - My bosses will want to hear this. - They've heard that one before. 151 00:07:52,263 --> 00:07:56,735 If you want Don's number, it's 555-5555. 152 00:07:58,980 --> 00:08:02,416 - I thought you were gone. - Nothing's where it says it is. 153 00:08:03,528 --> 00:08:05,166 It's gonna be fine. 154 00:08:21,967 --> 00:08:25,293 - Nice... -score. - Thank you. 155 00:08:25,471 --> 00:08:27,110 And later I'll point out... 156 00:08:27,266 --> 00:08:29,462 the seven or so fellow Yalies who already hate you... 157 00:08:29,643 --> 00:08:31,794 because your obnoxious mom wouldn't let them park... 158 00:08:31,980 --> 00:08:33,209 in the only open spot left. 159 00:08:33,356 --> 00:08:34,870 Did you get the truck here okay? 160 00:08:35,025 --> 00:08:37,175 We had some bickering, but we made it. 161 00:08:37,361 --> 00:08:38,875 Hello. Name? 162 00:08:39,448 --> 00:08:41,359 I was told it was okay to hold the spot. 163 00:08:41,533 --> 00:08:44,003 A guy told me. I forget his name. 164 00:08:44,203 --> 00:08:45,557 He had, like, a jacket. 165 00:08:45,705 --> 00:08:48,300 It's okay, I was just wondering what our newcomer's name is. 166 00:08:48,500 --> 00:08:49,980 - Rory Gilmore. - Right, Rory Gilmore. 167 00:08:50,127 --> 00:08:51,801 Rory Gilmore. Rory Gilmore. 168 00:08:51,963 --> 00:08:54,193 There you are. Welcome to Yale. 169 00:08:54,382 --> 00:08:55,737 - Hold the shake. - Mom. 170 00:08:55,885 --> 00:08:57,284 - Wait, lens cap. - Sorry. 171 00:08:57,428 --> 00:08:59,181 - They all do this. - Shake. 172 00:08:59,347 --> 00:09:00,382 Got it. 173 00:09:00,515 --> 00:09:02,596 - Who are you? - I'm Tess, Rory's freshman counselor. 174 00:09:02,769 --> 00:09:05,209 I'll live in the building and be there for whatever she needs. 175 00:09:05,396 --> 00:09:07,195 And you look 21, convenient for beer runs. 176 00:09:07,357 --> 00:09:09,667 There's a tour for Durfee girls you shouldn't miss. 177 00:09:09,860 --> 00:09:12,614 I know, tour is at 12:00, followed by the optional lunch... 178 00:09:12,822 --> 00:09:15,383 12:00 to 2:00, followed by telecommunications orientation... 179 00:09:15,576 --> 00:09:18,774 internet ID distribution, parents' reception, 11:00 to 1:00. 180 00:09:18,997 --> 00:09:20,590 You memorized the schedule. 181 00:09:20,749 --> 00:09:22,741 She's not weird. She just has a good memory. 182 00:09:22,919 --> 00:09:24,919 - And I see you brought your own mattress. - Right. 183 00:09:25,088 --> 00:09:28,047 See, the guy... Name, name. 184 00:09:28,258 --> 00:09:30,090 I forgot his name. Three syllables. 185 00:09:30,261 --> 00:09:33,060 He said it was okay, and he had, like, a mustache. 186 00:09:33,264 --> 00:09:35,142 It's allowed if you make arrangements... 187 00:09:35,309 --> 00:09:36,583 to dispose of the previous one. 188 00:09:36,727 --> 00:09:38,047 - Did you do that? - Yes, we did. 189 00:09:38,188 --> 00:09:40,020 Yes, good. Get your camera ready. 190 00:09:40,190 --> 00:09:41,783 - Why? - I'm giving Rory her key. 191 00:09:41,942 --> 00:09:43,775 Thanks for the warning. 192 00:09:45,530 --> 00:09:48,205 - See you at the tour. - Yes, Tess, thank you. 193 00:09:48,408 --> 00:09:51,288 - So, she's nice. - Yeah. I'm dying to see your room. 194 00:09:51,496 --> 00:09:52,611 Come on. Grab a bag. 195 00:09:52,747 --> 00:09:54,819 You made arrangements to get rid of the mattress? 196 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:56,798 - Yes, I did. - Really? 197 00:09:58,380 --> 00:10:00,974 Because it specifically says here that you're supposed... 198 00:10:01,174 --> 00:10:04,247 to make arrangements to have the old mattress picked up before arrival. 199 00:10:04,470 --> 00:10:05,869 Very grand. 200 00:10:06,557 --> 00:10:08,355 So, what time are the mattress guys coming? 201 00:10:08,517 --> 00:10:09,712 Later today sometime. 202 00:10:09,852 --> 00:10:11,366 We have to wait in the room for them? 203 00:10:11,521 --> 00:10:13,478 They just let themselves in. Here we are. 204 00:10:13,648 --> 00:10:14,969 Do they have their own key? 205 00:10:15,109 --> 00:10:17,669 All right, I confess. I didn't call the mattress guys. 206 00:10:17,862 --> 00:10:20,173 - Well, what are we gonna do? - We'll find a dumpster? 207 00:10:20,365 --> 00:10:23,085 - They could trace it back to me. - I'll be long gone by then. 208 00:10:23,286 --> 00:10:24,845 - Mom. - All right. 209 00:10:25,163 --> 00:10:28,475 We'll burn it before we dump it: a match, a little gasoline. 210 00:10:28,709 --> 00:10:32,590 We're here five minutes, and we're already contemplating felonies. 211 00:10:33,465 --> 00:10:35,059 Just like I pictured it. 212 00:10:35,217 --> 00:10:36,730 Did you see an emergency exit? 213 00:10:36,886 --> 00:10:39,276 A fireplace, too. I wonder if it's wood-burning. 214 00:10:39,473 --> 00:10:42,910 It says here, "Upon arrival, please take note of the emergency exits." 215 00:10:43,144 --> 00:10:45,738 Hey, we could burn the mattress in there and save us a trip. 216 00:10:45,939 --> 00:10:49,170 - Oh, man, a piece of my map ripped off. - Which one's your room? 217 00:10:49,401 --> 00:10:52,281 - I'm missing half of the old campus. - R.G. This is it. 218 00:10:52,489 --> 00:10:55,608 If I have old campus activities today, I'm screwed. 219 00:10:57,286 --> 00:10:58,686 Here it is. 220 00:10:58,830 --> 00:11:02,142 Here's where you're going to be thinking all those impressive thoughts. 221 00:11:02,376 --> 00:11:06,086 It's just waiting for your decorative stamp and a little air freshener. 222 00:11:06,340 --> 00:11:07,978 Where's the phone jack? 223 00:11:08,133 --> 00:11:09,932 I don't know, Jack. Where is the pesky phone? 224 00:11:10,094 --> 00:11:12,210 - Mom. - You're One-Note Nancy today. 225 00:11:12,388 --> 00:11:14,949 Ah, here's a place to get replacement maps. 226 00:11:15,142 --> 00:11:17,258 Holy cow, it's in old campus. 227 00:11:17,687 --> 00:11:19,246 All right. That's it. 228 00:11:19,397 --> 00:11:21,308 - What are you doing? - You missed it. 229 00:11:21,483 --> 00:11:22,554 Missed what? 230 00:11:22,693 --> 00:11:24,809 Walking into your suite for the first time. Do-over. 231 00:11:24,987 --> 00:11:27,787 What? We're short on time here. We haven't unloaded. 232 00:11:27,991 --> 00:11:29,710 Doesn't matter. You will be in the moment. 233 00:11:29,869 --> 00:11:31,667 - Mom. - You're going to be in the moment... 234 00:11:31,830 --> 00:11:33,468 or the rest of the map gets it. 235 00:11:33,624 --> 00:11:35,661 No. Okay, I'm here, I swear. 236 00:11:36,210 --> 00:11:38,122 You're not placating me? 237 00:11:38,588 --> 00:11:41,148 - I'll try. Really. I'm all here. - Good. 238 00:11:41,926 --> 00:11:44,805 - Oh, here's your suite. - Cool. 239 00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:49,308 Wow. 240 00:11:50,353 --> 00:11:52,469 It is cool. It's my own space. 241 00:11:52,647 --> 00:11:55,322 Well, yours and P.G.'s and J.B.'s and T.S.'s. 242 00:11:55,526 --> 00:11:57,324 And a fireplace. Did you see the fireplace? 243 00:11:57,487 --> 00:12:00,206 Was this do-over justified or what? 244 00:12:01,409 --> 00:12:04,686 - You mentioned thoughts in here? - All the great ones you're gonna have. 245 00:12:04,912 --> 00:12:06,631 - And air freshener? - That, too. 246 00:12:06,790 --> 00:12:09,100 - Thanks for putting me in the moment. - My pleasure. 247 00:12:09,293 --> 00:12:10,967 It's something I wouldn't want to miss. 248 00:12:11,129 --> 00:12:12,927 Good. And thank you. 249 00:12:13,089 --> 00:12:14,160 For what? 250 00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:16,020 For pretending you're not thinking about... 251 00:12:16,177 --> 00:12:18,010 missing your tour, finding your phone jack... 252 00:12:18,180 --> 00:12:19,220 navigating the old campus. 253 00:12:19,347 --> 00:12:21,817 - It's my gift to you. - Let's unload and get you a new map. 254 00:12:22,018 --> 00:12:23,292 Bless you. 255 00:12:32,363 --> 00:12:35,436 Just keep in mind, guys, the dining hall hours are cast in stone. 256 00:12:35,659 --> 00:12:36,729 You snooze, you lose. 257 00:12:36,869 --> 00:12:39,749 And it's a post-9/11 world, so your IDs are important. 258 00:12:39,956 --> 00:12:42,312 You'll be asked for it a lot, so always have it. 259 00:12:42,502 --> 00:12:43,651 Always, always. 260 00:12:43,795 --> 00:12:47,187 It also operates the laundry machines, and it's also your meal card. 261 00:12:47,424 --> 00:12:50,816 That's right. It's practically magic, so don't lose it. 262 00:12:51,054 --> 00:12:53,695 If you're stupid enough to get ripped, I'm here to help... 263 00:12:53,891 --> 00:12:56,531 but I do not hold buckets, if you get my drift. 264 00:12:56,727 --> 00:13:00,687 Now, pay attention to street parking. It is severely restricted in most places. 265 00:13:00,941 --> 00:13:02,740 Walk or take the shuttle when you can. 266 00:13:02,902 --> 00:13:04,702 - First floor, Durfee. - Third floor, Bingham. 267 00:13:04,821 --> 00:13:06,415 - They're babies. - Tots. 268 00:13:06,573 --> 00:13:09,373 Third floor, Bingham, through the gate, make a left. 269 00:13:09,577 --> 00:13:12,376 Get an Internet ID whether you think you'll use it or not. 270 00:13:12,580 --> 00:13:16,700 It'll be "your name at Yale. edu," and there's no changing what you get. 271 00:13:17,045 --> 00:13:20,163 - You think there's gonna be a test? - Probably not. 272 00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:23,588 Oh, you were joking. Good one. 273 00:13:23,761 --> 00:13:25,241 No bottlenecks, girls. 274 00:13:25,389 --> 00:13:28,268 There's about 100 behind you waiting for the same stuff. 275 00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:30,945 Do not get precious about your ID pictures. 276 00:13:31,146 --> 00:13:32,864 They are what they are. 277 00:13:33,023 --> 00:13:35,173 You get that down, "They are what they are"? 278 00:13:35,359 --> 00:13:36,838 - I'll remember. - Next. 279 00:13:36,987 --> 00:13:38,341 - That would be you. - What? 280 00:13:38,488 --> 00:13:40,161 - It's picture time. - Oh. Sorry. 281 00:13:40,740 --> 00:13:43,733 I didn't think pictures were today. Do you mind if I take a second? 282 00:13:43,953 --> 00:13:46,468 1,001. Next. 283 00:13:49,294 --> 00:13:51,012 Always have your keys. 284 00:13:51,171 --> 00:13:53,368 Never open the door to someone you don't know. 285 00:13:53,549 --> 00:13:55,062 Walk in twos at night. 286 00:13:55,217 --> 00:13:57,209 That's it. Any questions? 287 00:13:58,889 --> 00:14:02,008 Later on, you'll have questions. I'll be around. 288 00:14:02,977 --> 00:14:04,536 Now go do stuff. 289 00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:34,646 Rory, are you back? 290 00:14:43,194 --> 00:14:44,594 - Who's that? - I don't know. 291 00:14:44,738 --> 00:14:47,457 She just followed me here like a puppy dog, without saying a word. 292 00:14:47,658 --> 00:14:48,729 Maybe she's lost. 293 00:14:48,868 --> 00:14:51,747 Or my new suite mate, who I'm already off to a swell start with. 294 00:14:51,955 --> 00:14:54,072 Do you know you're vulnerable to venereal disease? 295 00:14:54,250 --> 00:14:55,923 All hail to the queen of non sequiturs. 296 00:14:56,085 --> 00:14:58,362 This parent orientation I went to was a litany... 297 00:14:58,547 --> 00:15:00,027 of horrors awaiting college freshmen. 298 00:15:00,173 --> 00:15:01,972 You have to carry a whistle, a flashlight... 299 00:15:02,134 --> 00:15:04,125 a crucifix, and a loaded glock at all times. 300 00:15:04,303 --> 00:15:05,977 We should go. She'll think we're hiding. 301 00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:08,130 Just don't shake hands with her. Bacteria. 302 00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:09,909 - Or tell her where you live. - Too late. 303 00:15:09,978 --> 00:15:12,208 - You touched the door. - Good grief. 304 00:15:14,275 --> 00:15:15,709 - Say something. - What? 305 00:15:15,860 --> 00:15:17,420 Anything. Go. Go. 306 00:15:19,573 --> 00:15:21,372 - Hi. - Hi. 307 00:15:24,872 --> 00:15:26,829 - I'm adopted. - You're up. 308 00:15:28,293 --> 00:15:30,330 - What's your name? - Tanna Schreck. 309 00:15:30,503 --> 00:15:32,495 Tanna Schreck. We're making some progress. 310 00:15:32,673 --> 00:15:34,584 Hi, Tanna Schreck. I'm Lorelai. This is Rory. 311 00:15:34,758 --> 00:15:36,989 - She'll be living here, too. - We're suite mates. 312 00:15:37,179 --> 00:15:38,578 As they're ransacking your room... 313 00:15:38,722 --> 00:15:40,683 professional thieves start at the bottom drawer... 314 00:15:40,766 --> 00:15:41,836 and work their way up. 315 00:15:41,976 --> 00:15:45,493 That way they don't have to close drawers before opening the next. Saves time. 316 00:15:45,731 --> 00:15:48,007 So, no storing your valuables in the bottom drawer. 317 00:15:48,193 --> 00:15:49,991 Got that, Rory? Good tip, Tanna. Thanks. 318 00:15:50,153 --> 00:15:51,951 I'm not great at extemporaneous speaking... 319 00:15:52,113 --> 00:15:54,025 so I've memorized some conversational facts... 320 00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:55,952 I can whip out at a moment's notice. 321 00:15:56,119 --> 00:15:57,399 When I get to know you better... 322 00:15:57,495 --> 00:15:59,725 I'll memorize some facts more specific to your person. 323 00:15:59,915 --> 00:16:01,714 - Tanna, how old are you? - 16. 324 00:16:01,876 --> 00:16:03,275 - 16? - On Tuesday. 325 00:16:03,419 --> 00:16:05,696 - Happy birthday, Doogie. - Thank you. 326 00:16:05,881 --> 00:16:08,396 - And where are your parents? - Oh. At the hotel. 327 00:16:08,593 --> 00:16:10,550 Mom's napping. Dad's getting the schvitz. 328 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:12,837 We still have some more stuff to do... 329 00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:14,813 but maybe your parents will be here later. 330 00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:16,091 I'd love to meet them. 331 00:16:16,228 --> 00:16:18,583 Yeah, they make a very good first impression. 332 00:16:18,772 --> 00:16:21,367 I'm sure they do. See you later, kiddo. 333 00:16:21,567 --> 00:16:22,682 Bye. 334 00:16:23,027 --> 00:16:25,747 - Hey... -Rory? - Yeah? 335 00:16:25,906 --> 00:16:27,897 - You nervous? - Oh, yeah. 336 00:16:28,076 --> 00:16:29,749 Okay. Good. 337 00:16:34,375 --> 00:16:36,526 - Odd, but nice. - I'll take it. 338 00:16:37,879 --> 00:16:39,358 So, this is it. 339 00:16:39,924 --> 00:16:41,278 This is it. 340 00:16:41,425 --> 00:16:43,895 - Learn a lot of stuff. - I'll try. 341 00:16:44,096 --> 00:16:46,451 And, you know, keep in touch. 342 00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:48,757 We'll at least exchange Christmas cards. 343 00:16:48,935 --> 00:16:51,006 With a letter about what's happened over the year. 344 00:16:51,187 --> 00:16:52,588 - And a current photo. - Don't joke. 345 00:16:52,648 --> 00:16:54,288 - You started it. - I was masking my pain. 346 00:16:54,441 --> 00:16:56,202 - You'll see plenty of me. - It's not enough. 347 00:16:56,319 --> 00:16:58,549 - How about tons? - That's better. 348 00:16:58,738 --> 00:17:00,138 I love you. Did you know that? 349 00:17:00,283 --> 00:17:02,240 I always suspected it. 350 00:17:03,494 --> 00:17:05,168 Oh. Excuse me. 351 00:17:05,914 --> 00:17:08,065 - A little fridge. - It's cute. 352 00:17:09,043 --> 00:17:11,114 - I want one. - Go get yourself one. 353 00:17:11,296 --> 00:17:13,257 - For you. I want one for you. - I don't need one. 354 00:17:13,382 --> 00:17:15,658 For sodas and stuff when things are closed... 355 00:17:15,844 --> 00:17:18,279 - late-night cram sessions. - It would come in handy. 356 00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:20,349 Let's see what these people have going on. 357 00:17:20,516 --> 00:17:22,951 - Mom. - A rug. 358 00:17:23,144 --> 00:17:25,739 A rug for your room to make it cozy. 359 00:17:25,939 --> 00:17:28,898 - And a vase of flowers. - The flowers will just die. 360 00:17:29,110 --> 00:17:31,910 They've a vase of the most beautiful fake flowers I've ever seen. 361 00:17:32,114 --> 00:17:33,866 - Trash cans. - Oh, you're right. 362 00:17:34,033 --> 00:17:35,593 And a fan. I've been remiss. 363 00:17:35,744 --> 00:17:37,735 - No. - I have another trip to make today. 364 00:17:37,913 --> 00:17:39,187 No, you've done enough today. 365 00:17:39,331 --> 00:17:40,492 I want you fully outfitted... 366 00:17:40,541 --> 00:17:42,541 and settled for your first night, or I won't sleep. 367 00:17:42,668 --> 00:17:43,739 We can get it all later. 368 00:17:43,879 --> 00:17:46,632 No. Unpack the skimpy amount of stuff I've gotten you so far... 369 00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:48,841 and I'll be back in a couple of hours. Copper boom. 370 00:17:48,927 --> 00:17:49,997 What? 371 00:17:50,136 --> 00:17:52,014 You said it when you tried to speed me up. 372 00:17:52,181 --> 00:17:53,535 You missed some stuff in between. 373 00:17:53,682 --> 00:17:55,320 I think it's catchy. Go. Unpack. 374 00:17:55,477 --> 00:17:57,354 - Copper boom. - Copper boom. 375 00:18:02,610 --> 00:18:03,646 Mom. 376 00:18:03,779 --> 00:18:05,133 Copper boom. 377 00:18:10,745 --> 00:18:12,066 Hey, Luke. 378 00:18:12,957 --> 00:18:16,189 - Shoot me. - Now, or maybe later so you're surprised? 379 00:18:18,380 --> 00:18:21,339 Mr. Danes, a marriage contract is a contract just like any other. 380 00:18:21,551 --> 00:18:23,987 As the higher wage earner, Nicole wants a fair settlement. 381 00:18:24,179 --> 00:18:26,648 But I want nothing, so there's nothing to settle... 382 00:18:26,848 --> 00:18:28,009 Mr... What's your name again? 383 00:18:28,142 --> 00:18:29,860 - Stein. - I thought you were Stein. 384 00:18:30,019 --> 00:18:31,499 - I'm Stein as well. - I'm confused. 385 00:18:31,647 --> 00:18:34,526 I'm an impatient man, a busy man, a sensible man, a skeptical man. 386 00:18:34,733 --> 00:18:37,044 You're four different men? Are they all named Stein, too? 387 00:18:37,237 --> 00:18:39,309 One thing I've learned in this business... 388 00:18:39,490 --> 00:18:41,003 is that no one wants nothing. 389 00:18:41,158 --> 00:18:42,876 Why won't you hire a lawyer? 390 00:18:43,035 --> 00:18:45,505 Lawyers waste time and money. They're needless middlemen... 391 00:18:45,706 --> 00:18:47,857 who slither into vulnerable people's lives... 392 00:18:48,042 --> 00:18:49,760 so they can clamp on, suck like leeches... 393 00:18:49,919 --> 00:18:52,116 until everyone but them is distraught and penniless. 394 00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:53,777 I can see why the marriage went bad. 395 00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:55,962 Here's fair warning, if you don't hire a lawyer... 396 00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:57,934 you could wind up getting absolutely nothing. 397 00:18:58,096 --> 00:18:59,817 - That's what I want! - There he goes again. 398 00:18:59,891 --> 00:19:02,883 - Maybe we should get Sage and Albet. - Pettruccio, too. 399 00:19:03,687 --> 00:19:05,644 They're going to multiply, like the Matrix. 400 00:19:05,814 --> 00:19:07,408 Tell them. 401 00:19:07,567 --> 00:19:09,205 - Tell them what? - Who is this? 402 00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:11,113 - This is Lorelai. - Are you an attorney? 403 00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:13,396 - No, she's carbon based. - Then what's her role? 404 00:19:13,574 --> 00:19:16,169 - Be my character witness or something. - Right. Okay. 405 00:19:16,369 --> 00:19:18,440 Well, I can vouch for this man. 406 00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:21,190 I mean, I know he cared for Nicole... 407 00:19:21,375 --> 00:19:24,414 and, apparently, they both got a little rash. 408 00:19:24,630 --> 00:19:27,271 I mean, not an "apply to infected area twice daily" rash. 409 00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:29,981 I mean rash in that they hastily entered into a union. 410 00:19:30,178 --> 00:19:31,214 We know all this. 411 00:19:31,347 --> 00:19:33,702 But if you think he married her to get something... 412 00:19:33,891 --> 00:19:35,166 I know that's not true. 413 00:19:35,310 --> 00:19:37,620 He's basically a hermit and happy to be one. 414 00:19:37,812 --> 00:19:40,532 I'll show you his place upstairs. You'd expect Hari Krishnas... 415 00:19:40,733 --> 00:19:42,804 to jump out of the bathroom banging tambourines. 416 00:19:42,986 --> 00:19:45,785 All he likes is fishing and watching baseball... 417 00:19:45,989 --> 00:19:48,266 and he's got a reel, and he's a got a TV... 418 00:19:48,451 --> 00:19:50,887 so he's all set, so when he says he wants nothing... 419 00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:52,514 I know he means it... 420 00:19:52,665 --> 00:19:55,784 because when I think of Luke Danes, I think nothing. 421 00:19:56,586 --> 00:19:58,817 Mr. Blodgett, Steins I and ll, there you go. 422 00:19:59,006 --> 00:20:02,283 Your choice of character witness does nothing to allay our concerns. 423 00:20:02,510 --> 00:20:04,263 - Sorry. - Bottom line: time. 424 00:20:04,429 --> 00:20:07,582 If we do not receive a response, we're going to kick this up a notch. 425 00:20:07,809 --> 00:20:10,005 There is something I want, but I've been holding back. 426 00:20:10,186 --> 00:20:11,539 - As we suspected. - Let's hear it. 427 00:20:11,563 --> 00:20:13,281 Nicole and I went on a cruise, right? 428 00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:15,717 - Yeah. - The first night on the boat... 429 00:20:15,902 --> 00:20:18,018 we went to see an act everyone was raving about. 430 00:20:18,196 --> 00:20:19,797 We go in, sit down, they close the door. 431 00:20:19,907 --> 00:20:22,023 It was a guy playing musical drinking glasses... 432 00:20:22,201 --> 00:20:24,512 with the half-filled cups that make different tones. 433 00:20:24,705 --> 00:20:26,264 He played Mozart and I swear... 434 00:20:26,415 --> 00:20:28,373 I could hear Mozart banging on his coffin. 435 00:20:28,543 --> 00:20:31,821 Out of politeness, we stayed, and there went an hour of our lives. 436 00:20:32,047 --> 00:20:34,118 Next night, the sign at the theater said... 437 00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:37,453 the entertainment for the night was a guy singing the songs of Sinatra. 438 00:20:37,679 --> 00:20:39,353 We verified with the guy at the door... 439 00:20:39,515 --> 00:20:41,472 the songs of Frank Sinatra, right? 440 00:20:41,642 --> 00:20:44,476 Not Tina, not Frank Jr., not Bill Sinatra, but "OI' Blue Eyes." 441 00:20:44,688 --> 00:20:46,965 "Yes," he says, "it's like Frank come to life." 442 00:20:47,150 --> 00:20:49,664 We go in, sit down, they close the door... 443 00:20:49,861 --> 00:20:53,696 then they announce that the guy singing Sinatra is sick... 444 00:20:53,991 --> 00:20:56,188 and the glass-playing guy is filling in. 445 00:20:56,369 --> 00:20:58,246 Out he comes. There goes another hour. 446 00:20:58,413 --> 00:21:02,044 Next night we meet a nice couple while walking the lido deck. 447 00:21:02,293 --> 00:21:04,729 Have some nice conversation, so we have dinner with them. 448 00:21:04,922 --> 00:21:06,356 Everything's going great. 449 00:21:06,507 --> 00:21:08,544 Then they invite us to go somewhere afterwards. 450 00:21:08,718 --> 00:21:10,117 Guess where they took us? 451 00:21:10,261 --> 00:21:12,378 That's right. To see the glass guy. 452 00:21:12,556 --> 00:21:15,151 Three nights in a row. Three hours total. 453 00:21:15,352 --> 00:21:18,744 Well, that's what I want. I want those three hours back. 454 00:21:19,190 --> 00:21:21,909 - We'll have to confer on this. - Maybe do a productivity study. 455 00:21:22,109 --> 00:21:25,228 Yeah, get Blob, Fromm, and Pinocchio in there, too. 456 00:21:25,614 --> 00:21:28,175 - We'll get back to you. - I have no doubt. 457 00:21:29,243 --> 00:21:31,076 - Wow. - I'm exhausted. 458 00:21:31,246 --> 00:21:34,922 - Sorry I barged in like that. - Trust me, the interruption was welcome. 459 00:21:35,168 --> 00:21:37,284 So, did you check the clock? It's not yet 4:00. 460 00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:39,103 - Rory's safe and sound? - Safe and sound. 461 00:21:39,173 --> 00:21:40,609 - And the truck? You wrecked it. - Well. 462 00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:42,073 - It's not wrecked. - I don't see it. 463 00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:43,738 - It's around the corner. - You wrecked it. 464 00:21:43,762 --> 00:21:45,362 No, but I need to use it a while longer. 465 00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:47,589 Because you wrecked it and it's in the shop. 466 00:21:47,767 --> 00:21:51,159 You really can't afford to alienate your chief character witness. 467 00:21:51,397 --> 00:21:53,388 It's full of stuff. Why didn't you unload it? 468 00:21:53,565 --> 00:21:54,886 I did. This is my second load. 469 00:21:55,026 --> 00:21:56,664 You didn't say anything about that. 470 00:21:56,820 --> 00:21:58,461 I didn't know I had to till I realized... 471 00:21:58,614 --> 00:22:00,651 what a piker I'd been compared to the other moms. 472 00:22:00,825 --> 00:22:02,099 It's still running. 473 00:22:02,244 --> 00:22:04,599 Yeah, turns out that ignition key... 474 00:22:04,788 --> 00:22:08,020 is just as misogynistic as that stick shift of yours. 475 00:22:08,918 --> 00:22:10,592 You just have to jiggle it a little. 476 00:22:10,754 --> 00:22:12,267 You didn't mention any jiggling. 477 00:22:12,423 --> 00:22:14,097 - It's common sense. - Oh, that. 478 00:22:14,259 --> 00:22:15,772 Why is the mattress still there? 479 00:22:15,927 --> 00:22:18,158 That's not "the" mattress, that's "a" mattress. 480 00:22:18,347 --> 00:22:19,985 - What? - Rory has the new mattress. 481 00:22:20,141 --> 00:22:22,975 That's the Yale-supplied mattress that has microbes in it... 482 00:22:23,186 --> 00:22:24,546 that date back to Henry Box Brown. 483 00:22:24,688 --> 00:22:25,928 Well, what will you do with it? 484 00:22:25,981 --> 00:22:28,451 Well, I was thinking maybe you could store it for me? 485 00:22:28,651 --> 00:22:29,721 - No. - Come on. 486 00:22:29,861 --> 00:22:31,819 - No. - I can't take it back to Yale. 487 00:22:31,989 --> 00:22:33,866 I'm not storing your microbe mattress. 488 00:22:34,034 --> 00:22:35,229 Then I'm stuck here. 489 00:22:35,368 --> 00:22:37,723 - I need my truck. - That leaves you with the mattress. 490 00:22:37,912 --> 00:22:40,109 - I'm not taking it. - Then let me take the truck. 491 00:22:40,291 --> 00:22:42,203 - Then you take the mattress. - I can't take it. 492 00:22:42,377 --> 00:22:45,813 - Then you can't have the truck. - That sticks you with the mattress. 493 00:22:46,049 --> 00:22:48,199 If you take the truck, it comes with the mattress. 494 00:22:48,384 --> 00:22:50,262 - I can't take it. - You can't have the truck. 495 00:22:50,429 --> 00:22:51,908 That sticks you with the mattress. 496 00:22:52,056 --> 00:22:55,015 - We've been here before. - I recognize that tree. 497 00:22:56,853 --> 00:22:57,854 [Knocking at door] 498 00:22:57,980 --> 00:22:59,300 Come on in. 499 00:23:01,317 --> 00:23:03,389 - Another suite mate has arrived. - Oh, yeah? 500 00:23:03,570 --> 00:23:06,529 She's a little weird. I've already forgotten her name. 501 00:23:06,741 --> 00:23:08,937 - I'm a disaster with names. - That's okay. 502 00:23:09,118 --> 00:23:12,589 It's the name of a city, like Athens or Rome or something. 503 00:23:12,873 --> 00:23:15,468 PARIS: I'm sure things can be rearranged. I mean, why not? 504 00:23:15,669 --> 00:23:16,949 It's a dorm. You're supposed to. 505 00:23:17,087 --> 00:23:18,761 - Paris? - Yeah, that's it. 506 00:23:18,923 --> 00:23:21,039 - How shocked are you? - Do you have a resuscitator? 507 00:23:21,217 --> 00:23:23,175 I'm going to Yale. And we're suite mates. 508 00:23:23,345 --> 00:23:26,179 - Of all the gin joints. - Give me a hug. Wait. 509 00:23:26,516 --> 00:23:27,790 Give me a hug. 510 00:23:27,934 --> 00:23:30,085 This is a massively big surprise. 511 00:23:30,270 --> 00:23:31,988 I was going to call, and then I thought... 512 00:23:32,147 --> 00:23:33,741 let's wait and be right in her face. 513 00:23:33,900 --> 00:23:35,260 I can't even feel my face anymore. 514 00:23:35,402 --> 00:23:37,917 - This is a good thing. - Yes, definitely a good thing. 515 00:23:38,114 --> 00:23:40,674 It's just my nose. It feels like clay. 516 00:23:40,866 --> 00:23:43,461 - Oh, this is Terrence. - Hello. 517 00:23:43,662 --> 00:23:46,974 - It's nice to finally meet you, Rory. - Terrence is my life coach. 518 00:23:47,208 --> 00:23:48,278 - Your what? - Don't judge. 519 00:23:48,418 --> 00:23:49,488 I'm not. 520 00:23:49,628 --> 00:23:52,017 Remember my nanny? I lost her over the summer. 521 00:23:52,214 --> 00:23:53,284 I'm sorry. What happened? 522 00:23:53,424 --> 00:23:55,143 She opened a pupuseria in Boise. 523 00:23:55,302 --> 00:23:58,182 - So, she's okay. - Yeah, but I was pretty lost. 524 00:23:58,389 --> 00:24:00,266 Then my rabbi conferred with my therapist... 525 00:24:00,433 --> 00:24:01,868 who said a hypnotist he knew... 526 00:24:02,019 --> 00:24:04,488 thought a life coach would be right. That led me to Terrence. 527 00:24:04,688 --> 00:24:07,078 He's here to assist me with whatever I need... 528 00:24:07,275 --> 00:24:10,189 from wardrobe to diet to finding a kick-ass gynecologist. 529 00:24:10,404 --> 00:24:13,443 - That's great, Paris, really. - He's done so much for my people skills. 530 00:24:13,658 --> 00:24:15,888 I can cope with the little annoyances now. 531 00:24:16,077 --> 00:24:17,397 For instance, the old Paris... 532 00:24:17,538 --> 00:24:19,654 would've been bothered by your penchant to hover. 533 00:24:19,832 --> 00:24:22,478 It'd have made her want to wring your neck till your eyeballs popped out. 534 00:24:22,502 --> 00:24:23,502 Oh. 535 00:24:23,628 --> 00:24:26,826 But now I accept it because I can't control everything. 536 00:24:27,050 --> 00:24:29,280 - Paris Geller. - That's Tanna. 537 00:24:29,470 --> 00:24:30,540 In medieval times... 538 00:24:30,679 --> 00:24:33,399 surnames reflected a person's origin or occupation... 539 00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:36,399 so they were descriptive as well as utilitarian. 540 00:24:36,603 --> 00:24:38,481 And what does Tanna mean? 541 00:24:39,649 --> 00:24:41,960 - Nothing. - We're gonna have some fun this year. 542 00:24:42,152 --> 00:24:43,426 Thank you. 543 00:24:44,321 --> 00:24:46,154 - How's your face? - Better, thanks. 544 00:24:46,324 --> 00:24:49,477 - Is that my room? - If your initials are P.G., it is. 545 00:24:50,579 --> 00:24:53,618 - Terrence, I got my southern exposure. - I'm a happy camper. 546 00:24:53,833 --> 00:24:56,871 It's a weird coincidence that we're roommates like this. 547 00:24:57,087 --> 00:24:59,523 Not really. I told Terrence all about our history... 548 00:24:59,715 --> 00:25:02,834 and he felt very strongly that our life journey was not complete... 549 00:25:03,053 --> 00:25:04,851 so my dad made a call. 550 00:25:15,235 --> 00:25:18,592 Luke, this was so nice of you, giving me a hand like this. 551 00:25:18,823 --> 00:25:21,896 - It was above and beyond the call of duty. - Don't start this again. 552 00:25:22,119 --> 00:25:24,474 - I'm not starting anything. - Good. 553 00:25:24,663 --> 00:25:28,134 - I mean, if you just stored the mattress. - That's where we're not starting. 554 00:25:28,376 --> 00:25:30,209 What? It was your choice to come along. 555 00:25:30,379 --> 00:25:33,771 If I wanted the safe return of my truck without the mattress, guaranteed... 556 00:25:34,009 --> 00:25:36,569 - this was the only way. - I miss our friendship. 557 00:25:36,761 --> 00:25:38,435 We used to be so close. 558 00:25:38,597 --> 00:25:39,792 Summers at the lake. 559 00:25:39,932 --> 00:25:41,924 Let's just move along here, okay? 560 00:25:42,102 --> 00:25:43,615 - Hi, there. - Hello. 561 00:25:44,104 --> 00:25:46,574 - Is that your mattress? - Well, yeah. 562 00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:50,393 - The tag has a Yale stamp. - When I said it was mine, it's not mine. 563 00:25:50,612 --> 00:25:51,647 It belongs in the dorm. 564 00:25:51,780 --> 00:25:54,899 We were just driving it around New Haven for a while. 565 00:25:55,118 --> 00:25:56,756 - To air it out. - Okay. 566 00:25:56,954 --> 00:25:59,833 - We're going to take it right back in. - Great. 567 00:26:00,666 --> 00:26:03,466 - Thanks for jumping in. - You seemed to have a handle on it. 568 00:26:03,670 --> 00:26:05,708 - What do we do now? - Unload. 569 00:26:06,007 --> 00:26:09,319 With the mattress. What do we do with the mattress? 570 00:26:16,979 --> 00:26:18,697 Hi. Saw you coming. 571 00:26:18,856 --> 00:26:21,292 - What's up? - You just have to see it. 572 00:26:24,363 --> 00:26:26,162 - No. - Yes. 573 00:26:26,324 --> 00:26:28,714 - Paris? - And Terrence, her life coach. 574 00:26:28,911 --> 00:26:30,470 - Like on Oprah? - Yes. 575 00:26:30,621 --> 00:26:31,816 - No! - Yes. 576 00:26:31,955 --> 00:26:33,754 They're setting up her crafts corner. 577 00:26:33,917 --> 00:26:35,237 - No. - Yes. 578 00:26:35,377 --> 00:26:38,257 - Lorelai! - Hi, Paris. It's so good to see you. 579 00:26:38,589 --> 00:26:41,150 Same here. Terrence, this is Lorelai. 580 00:26:41,343 --> 00:26:43,220 - Hi, Terrence. - Nice to meet you, finally. 581 00:26:43,387 --> 00:26:46,062 You and I have a bit of a journey left to finish as well. 582 00:26:46,265 --> 00:26:49,179 - I'll clear my schedule. - I was just setting up my crafts corner... 583 00:26:49,395 --> 00:26:52,274 some mosaic tiles, some colored beads, still kind of kids' stuff... 584 00:26:52,481 --> 00:26:54,837 but Terrence showed me how working with my hands... 585 00:26:55,026 --> 00:26:56,141 could help with my nerves. 586 00:26:56,277 --> 00:26:58,394 - Where are we going to put the couch? - Why don't... 587 00:26:58,572 --> 00:26:59,801 - Paris. - Come on, Terrence. 588 00:26:59,949 --> 00:27:01,429 Two steps forward, three steps back. 589 00:27:01,576 --> 00:27:04,695 - She was baiting me. - Fish can choose not to bite. 590 00:27:08,209 --> 00:27:09,928 We'll figure it out. 591 00:27:10,671 --> 00:27:12,663 - Is this the place? - Yeah. This is the place. 592 00:27:12,841 --> 00:27:15,720 Hold it a minute. You cannot bring that thing in here. 593 00:27:15,927 --> 00:27:17,646 Well, I'm not taking it back out. 594 00:27:17,805 --> 00:27:19,079 - Hi, Rory. - Hi, Luke. 595 00:27:19,223 --> 00:27:21,215 No, we're unloading bags and boxes first. 596 00:27:21,393 --> 00:27:23,953 Tess already had her antennae up about the mattress... 597 00:27:24,146 --> 00:27:26,297 and wouldn't stop watching me. I had to do something. 598 00:27:26,482 --> 00:27:28,520 Wait until she's gone and then bring it back out. 599 00:27:28,694 --> 00:27:30,765 It's heavy. The only way I got it in... 600 00:27:30,946 --> 00:27:33,461 is with help from Chip, his real name, believe it or not. 601 00:27:33,658 --> 00:27:36,298 Now I have to help him unload his stuff because that was the deal. 602 00:27:36,495 --> 00:27:38,532 No, you don't. Blow him off. 603 00:27:38,789 --> 00:27:41,669 He's probably busy taping his Carmen Electra poster... 604 00:27:41,877 --> 00:27:43,470 up on the ceiling above his bed. 605 00:27:43,628 --> 00:27:46,985 The mattress stays. Now, if you'll excuse me, Chip is waiting. 606 00:27:47,216 --> 00:27:49,447 Oh, no. My glue gun leaked on my macaroni. 607 00:27:49,636 --> 00:27:52,993 Compartmentalize and breathe. 608 00:27:54,768 --> 00:27:56,760 Let's get this thing out of the hallway. 609 00:27:56,937 --> 00:27:59,133 Hey, I got a crisp Benjamin Franklin... 610 00:27:59,315 --> 00:28:02,513 for anyone willing to disappear a mattress, no questions asked. 611 00:28:02,736 --> 00:28:04,455 - Start pushing. - Anyone? 612 00:28:04,739 --> 00:28:06,013 Come on. 613 00:28:07,367 --> 00:28:09,041 Two Benjamins? 614 00:28:09,203 --> 00:28:10,398 Hold on. 615 00:28:10,537 --> 00:28:12,734 Anything else you need, you'll write it down, okay? 616 00:28:12,916 --> 00:28:14,873 I've got more than I need. Stuff I don't need. 617 00:28:15,043 --> 00:28:17,479 - It's all necessary stuff. - The disco ball? 618 00:28:17,671 --> 00:28:19,271 You cannot host your much-anticipated... 619 00:28:19,340 --> 00:28:21,491 "Salute to Barry White" night without a disco ball. 620 00:28:21,676 --> 00:28:23,986 I forgot I was anticipating that. Where's Luke? 621 00:28:24,180 --> 00:28:26,137 He's already out at the truck. 622 00:28:26,307 --> 00:28:29,027 So, this is it. 623 00:28:29,228 --> 00:28:32,027 - This is really it. - Learn a lot of stuff. 624 00:28:32,774 --> 00:28:35,493 - I'll try. - You'll be a frequent visitor? 625 00:28:35,860 --> 00:28:38,899 - I'll be a frequent visitor. - You can use the washer and the dryer. 626 00:28:39,115 --> 00:28:41,392 - I don't need any inducement. - Good. 627 00:28:41,576 --> 00:28:44,246 But don't get rid of that washer and dryer. 628 00:28:44,258 --> 00:28:44,854 I won't. 629 00:28:47,750 --> 00:28:50,345 - Ciao, baby. - Bye, Mom. 630 00:29:32,849 --> 00:29:34,493 So, Chip is like, "Set your side down first"... 631 00:29:34,517 --> 00:29:36,714 I'm like, "My side is the side with the leg missing." 632 00:29:36,896 --> 00:29:38,614 "It's going to collapse. Put yours down." 633 00:29:38,773 --> 00:29:40,134 He's like, "I'm losing my grip"... 634 00:29:40,233 --> 00:29:42,273 which is his excuse with everything we carried in... 635 00:29:42,319 --> 00:29:44,470 the TV, the stereo speakers, and I was like... 636 00:29:44,655 --> 00:29:46,453 Oh, my God. Will you, like, get over this? 637 00:29:46,616 --> 00:29:47,616 [Pager beeping] 638 00:29:47,743 --> 00:29:48,778 What's that? 639 00:29:48,911 --> 00:29:50,265 My pager. 640 00:29:53,041 --> 00:29:54,111 - Oh, no. - What? 641 00:29:54,250 --> 00:29:55,889 "Come back." 642 00:29:56,045 --> 00:29:57,319 - What? - It's from Rory. 643 00:29:57,463 --> 00:30:00,695 It says, "Come back" with a dozen exclamation points. 644 00:30:01,885 --> 00:30:03,478 - Move. - What are you doing? 645 00:30:03,638 --> 00:30:05,118 - I gotta borrow your truck. - No way. 646 00:30:05,264 --> 00:30:06,299 I got to go back. 647 00:30:06,432 --> 00:30:07,867 Take your own car. Remember that? 648 00:30:08,018 --> 00:30:10,294 It'll take too long to get it, plus I'm out of gas... 649 00:30:10,479 --> 00:30:12,676 plus it makes noises and can't take a long trip. 650 00:30:12,857 --> 00:30:14,450 - Please, Luke. - I need my truck. 651 00:30:14,609 --> 00:30:16,726 - I need it more. - You've had it all day. 652 00:30:16,904 --> 00:30:20,296 - Don't you care about Rory? - Of course I care about Rory. 653 00:30:23,663 --> 00:30:26,177 - Have it back by 7:00. - Thanks, Luke. 654 00:30:31,296 --> 00:30:33,208 - That's reverse. - I know. 655 00:30:39,558 --> 00:30:40,628 Rory? 656 00:30:41,810 --> 00:30:43,209 Oh, honey. 657 00:30:44,063 --> 00:30:46,452 - Look at this. - Look at what? 658 00:30:46,649 --> 00:30:49,369 Four hours at Yale and I'm already homesick. 659 00:30:49,570 --> 00:30:50,685 Well, that's okay. 660 00:30:50,821 --> 00:30:53,416 All I could think the minute you left was "I want my mommy." 661 00:30:53,616 --> 00:30:55,369 I haven't thought that since I was two. 662 00:30:55,536 --> 00:30:56,765 - That's natural. - I'm 18. 663 00:30:56,912 --> 00:31:00,429 I can sign contracts. I can vote. I can fight for my country. 664 00:31:00,667 --> 00:31:02,817 I'm an adult. Adults don't want their mommies. 665 00:31:03,003 --> 00:31:05,564 Yes, they do. I'm not a good example, but... 666 00:31:05,757 --> 00:31:08,068 Everything's so foreign. I have to share a bathroom. 667 00:31:08,260 --> 00:31:10,297 I've never shared a bathroom with anyone but you. 668 00:31:10,471 --> 00:31:12,304 I'll be running into people in the bathroom. 669 00:31:12,474 --> 00:31:15,274 We'll have to make small talk. I don't know bathroom small talk. 670 00:31:15,478 --> 00:31:18,038 - "Your hair smells terrific"? - You didn't socialize me well. 671 00:31:18,230 --> 00:31:20,381 You made me a mama's girl. Why don't I hate you? 672 00:31:20,567 --> 00:31:22,047 Why don't I want to be away from you? 673 00:31:22,152 --> 00:31:24,793 It's going to be very hard to be Christiane Amanpour... 674 00:31:24,989 --> 00:31:27,300 broadcasting live from a Tehran foxhole with my mommy. 675 00:31:27,493 --> 00:31:30,133 You'll have to learn to operate a camera 'cause I need you there. 676 00:31:30,329 --> 00:31:32,640 - I would do that. - And how did I end up at Yale? 677 00:31:32,832 --> 00:31:35,951 I mean, I let Grandma and Grandpa manipulate me... 678 00:31:36,170 --> 00:31:37,888 right out of Harvard and into Yale. 679 00:31:38,047 --> 00:31:40,483 That's how strong-willed I am. I know nothing about Yale. 680 00:31:40,675 --> 00:31:42,348 Not so. You've memorized its history. 681 00:31:42,511 --> 00:31:45,470 How can you be fine with this? You left without a care in the world. 682 00:31:45,681 --> 00:31:47,992 - That's not true. - You wanted me out of the house. 683 00:31:48,185 --> 00:31:51,144 What were you doing when I paged? Turning my room into a sewing room? 684 00:31:51,356 --> 00:31:54,428 I should hate you, not miss you. Make me hate you. 685 00:31:55,111 --> 00:31:56,431 Go, Hitler. 686 00:31:56,612 --> 00:31:58,762 - Check this out. - Your student ID? 687 00:31:58,949 --> 00:32:01,748 I'm blinking, and my head's in a funny place. 688 00:32:02,119 --> 00:32:04,555 - No, it's not. - I look like Keith Richards at Altamont. 689 00:32:04,747 --> 00:32:07,627 - Check out the name. - Roni Gilmore. Oops. 690 00:32:07,835 --> 00:32:10,634 Yeah, I don't even exist. How did they get "Roni"? 691 00:32:10,838 --> 00:32:13,513 That's not even close to being short for any girl's name... 692 00:32:13,716 --> 00:32:15,390 in the history of the entire planet. 693 00:32:15,553 --> 00:32:17,510 Veronica, actually. Sorry. 694 00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:21,311 Great. Now you are apologizing to me after I made you come back all this way... 695 00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:23,518 because I'm a big, fat, stinking mama's girl. 696 00:32:23,688 --> 00:32:25,247 - Mom. - I'm here. 697 00:32:25,815 --> 00:32:28,569 - You're not supposed to be. - Where is it written? 698 00:32:28,777 --> 00:32:31,372 Well, it's not exactly written, but it's clearly implied... 699 00:32:31,573 --> 00:32:33,883 that the parents should leave the campus at some point. 700 00:32:34,075 --> 00:32:36,716 Yeah, at some point, so we choose the point. 701 00:32:36,912 --> 00:32:39,223 - Can you stay for dinner? - I can stay all night. 702 00:32:39,416 --> 00:32:41,248 - No, you can't do that. - Why not? 703 00:32:41,418 --> 00:32:44,059 Then I'm the pathetic person who needs her mother to stay... 704 00:32:44,255 --> 00:32:46,531 all night and everyone here will see and know that. 705 00:32:46,717 --> 00:32:49,311 - So I won't spend the night. - No, stay the night. 706 00:32:49,511 --> 00:32:50,546 Okay. 707 00:32:57,062 --> 00:32:58,656 I've got Balinese. 708 00:32:59,232 --> 00:33:00,506 Where does Bali go? 709 00:33:00,650 --> 00:33:03,609 We're still putting everything in geographic order, east to west. 710 00:33:03,821 --> 00:33:06,415 - That's the system. Where is Bali? - Indonesia. 711 00:33:06,617 --> 00:33:08,415 Is Indonesia east or west of the Philippines? 712 00:33:08,577 --> 00:33:10,170 - East. - No, west. 713 00:33:10,329 --> 00:33:12,640 - We've got Singapore here somewhere. - Find Sri Lanka. 714 00:33:12,832 --> 00:33:14,631 - It's a bit over. - No Sri Lankan food. 715 00:33:14,794 --> 00:33:15,943 Just put it by Vietnam. 716 00:33:16,086 --> 00:33:20,001 - Is it east or west of the Philippines? - You guys really need to go to college. 717 00:33:20,258 --> 00:33:21,373 We ordered too much food. 718 00:33:21,510 --> 00:33:22,546 The point is... 719 00:33:22,678 --> 00:33:25,477 we need a wide cross-section for our local takeout test. 720 00:33:25,681 --> 00:33:27,400 I still smell glue from your glue gun. 721 00:33:27,559 --> 00:33:29,516 - You're rich, you know that? - What is this? 722 00:33:29,686 --> 00:33:30,802 You've eaten Indian food... 723 00:33:30,939 --> 00:33:32,850 I see nothing about Indian food on the chart. 724 00:33:33,024 --> 00:33:35,414 The point of getting all within delivery distance... 725 00:33:35,611 --> 00:33:38,000 is so we can judge quality of food, speed of service... 726 00:33:38,197 --> 00:33:40,394 cuteness of delivery guys on a scale of one to 10. 727 00:33:40,575 --> 00:33:41,677 We cannot work from memory on this. 728 00:33:41,701 --> 00:33:42,702 [Phone ringing] 729 00:33:42,829 --> 00:33:44,229 - Where's the phone? - Under Mexico. 730 00:33:44,372 --> 00:33:46,683 - I bet it's the pizza. Come help. - Okay. 731 00:33:50,421 --> 00:33:52,731 - Hello, eight and a half. - I'm sorry? 732 00:33:52,924 --> 00:33:54,916 Nothing. We need to sign for the credit card? 733 00:33:55,094 --> 00:33:56,129 Yes. 734 00:33:56,887 --> 00:33:58,036 Thank you. 735 00:33:58,180 --> 00:34:00,536 We're four people, and we've ordered for, like, 400. 736 00:34:00,725 --> 00:34:03,240 So, what you're saying is you want to crank it up... 737 00:34:03,437 --> 00:34:04,507 you want to set it off... 738 00:34:04,647 --> 00:34:06,685 put a match to the keg, burn this mofo down? 739 00:34:06,859 --> 00:34:09,658 - Just that it's a lot of food. - Attention, Durfee girls! 740 00:34:09,862 --> 00:34:12,935 - Mom. - Food and tons of it in Suite 5! 741 00:34:13,158 --> 00:34:15,275 Bring your appetites. Bring your opinions. 742 00:34:15,453 --> 00:34:17,012 And, someone bring some music... 743 00:34:17,163 --> 00:34:19,838 but if it's Evanescence, you'll be severely mocked. 744 00:34:20,041 --> 00:34:22,158 Enter, rejoice, and come in. 745 00:34:22,336 --> 00:34:23,929 [Lively rock music] 746 00:34:26,508 --> 00:34:27,987 Ice cream man. 747 00:34:28,927 --> 00:34:30,885 - Here you go. - Thanks. Have a nice night. 748 00:34:31,055 --> 00:34:33,569 You, too. Oh, do me a favor. 749 00:34:33,766 --> 00:34:35,485 Count to 10 before you leave. 750 00:34:35,644 --> 00:34:37,043 - Sure. - Thanks. 751 00:34:39,816 --> 00:34:41,614 Rate him. 752 00:34:43,446 --> 00:34:45,915 Hey, where does ice cream stand in our organizational system? 753 00:34:46,116 --> 00:34:48,471 Our organizational system broke down about an hour ago. 754 00:34:48,660 --> 00:34:51,699 - Germany fell on China. - Well, that's Germany for you. 755 00:34:52,123 --> 00:34:54,957 We're out of Chinese completely, so we know Chinese is popular. 756 00:34:55,169 --> 00:34:57,888 Freddy's Happy Tokyo Takeout is a bust. That's a consensus. 757 00:34:58,089 --> 00:35:01,525 Let's lose Freddy's menus, although Ang, the delivery guy, was a solid nine. 758 00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:03,354 If you're going to go to Baja Bill's... 759 00:35:03,513 --> 00:35:05,789 get the cheese quesadilla and ask for Stan or Tommy. 760 00:35:05,974 --> 00:35:08,409 If you don't get Stan or Tommy, go to Paco's Tacos. 761 00:35:08,602 --> 00:35:11,880 The delivery guys are butt-ugly, but the food's better. 762 00:35:12,232 --> 00:35:16,022 Look at all these girls together in one room, having fun. 763 00:35:16,362 --> 00:35:19,674 We should dance and sing a Motown song into our hairbrushes. 764 00:35:21,576 --> 00:35:24,615 - So, do you like your adoptive parents? - Yeah. 765 00:35:24,831 --> 00:35:26,425 I think it's good to be adopted. 766 00:35:26,583 --> 00:35:30,373 If you get sick of them you just dump this set and go find the originals. 767 00:35:30,630 --> 00:35:32,428 - This is awesome. - Thanks. 768 00:35:32,590 --> 00:35:34,980 - Who did all this? - The woman with the hairbrush. 769 00:35:35,177 --> 00:35:38,534 You guys, come on. I know it's cheesy, but just a couple bars... 770 00:35:38,765 --> 00:35:40,199 You Can't Hurry Love. 771 00:35:40,350 --> 00:35:43,503 Someone's gotta do it. It doesn't have to be on key. 772 00:35:43,855 --> 00:35:47,133 It's lacking in storage space, but I have accepted it. 773 00:35:47,568 --> 00:35:50,163 It's a bit musty, but I've accepted it. 774 00:35:50,613 --> 00:35:53,605 Small, but I've accepted it. 775 00:35:54,535 --> 00:35:56,367 Listen, I should be going. 776 00:35:56,537 --> 00:35:59,417 Jamie, Terrence is not here. He's back in his room. 777 00:35:59,791 --> 00:36:03,023 Oh, right, me and Terrence, that's a possibility. 778 00:36:04,005 --> 00:36:06,805 I really got to go, okay? I will. Good night. 779 00:36:07,050 --> 00:36:08,609 Has he met Terrence? 780 00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:11,196 Nope, and he's not going to for as long as I can help it. 781 00:36:11,389 --> 00:36:14,269 - I fixed your shower head. - Really? It was barely dribbling out. 782 00:36:14,477 --> 00:36:16,627 It just needed a twist. You got a waterfall now. 783 00:36:16,812 --> 00:36:18,804 - You're so handy. - And my rates are reasonable. 784 00:36:18,982 --> 00:36:20,939 - My turn? - It's all yours. 785 00:36:21,401 --> 00:36:23,996 - No, you sleep on the new mattress. - But it's yours. 786 00:36:24,197 --> 00:36:26,917 They're both mine. I choose. I'll sleep on the Yale mattress. 787 00:36:27,117 --> 00:36:28,869 You have to break in your new mattress. 788 00:36:29,036 --> 00:36:31,870 If it molds to my body, your shorter body will be wallowing... 789 00:36:32,081 --> 00:36:33,401 in the hollowness of my body. 790 00:36:33,542 --> 00:36:36,216 - In one night? - It's the crucial night, that first night. 791 00:36:36,420 --> 00:36:38,651 Okay, but my offer still stands. 792 00:36:39,049 --> 00:36:42,281 If you get the heebie-jeebies in the middle of the night, come join me. 793 00:36:42,512 --> 00:36:44,185 That'll get the girls talking. 794 00:36:44,347 --> 00:36:48,228 We'll be those dirty, filthy, almost French Stars Hollow girls. 795 00:36:48,810 --> 00:36:50,802 [Imitating French accent] Oh, we spit on you... 796 00:36:50,980 --> 00:36:53,894 you repressed, puritanical ninnies. 797 00:36:54,109 --> 00:36:55,702 We smirk in your general direction. 798 00:36:55,861 --> 00:37:00,220 We cast sidelong glances that are vague but slightly threatening. 799 00:37:00,492 --> 00:37:02,928 We eschew your quaint double entendre... 800 00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:06,273 for the appealing lasciviousness of the entendre singular. 801 00:37:06,500 --> 00:37:09,014 We... I'm out. 802 00:37:09,211 --> 00:37:11,010 Me too. Get the light. 803 00:37:16,887 --> 00:37:19,004 - Did I tell you I found good coffee? - No. Where? 804 00:37:19,182 --> 00:37:20,855 Little kiosk by the library. 805 00:37:21,017 --> 00:37:23,055 I found it on the way to that parents' thing. 806 00:37:23,229 --> 00:37:25,904 - I'll circle it on the map for you. - Good. 807 00:37:26,108 --> 00:37:27,906 [Man howling] 808 00:37:29,612 --> 00:37:31,125 Was that some guy howling? 809 00:37:31,281 --> 00:37:33,113 I don't know. It sounded like it. 810 00:37:33,284 --> 00:37:35,639 Sounds like the guys' floor had some fun tonight, too. 811 00:37:35,828 --> 00:37:37,103 I'd say so. 812 00:37:40,292 --> 00:37:41,692 [Howling] 813 00:37:41,836 --> 00:37:42,871 Mom. 814 00:37:43,004 --> 00:37:45,599 If no one answers him, he may never stop. 815 00:37:45,799 --> 00:37:46,994 [Men howling in unison] 816 00:37:47,134 --> 00:37:50,253 Or it'll get a bunch of other guys howling, one or the other. 817 00:37:50,471 --> 00:37:52,428 [Howling] 818 00:37:52,599 --> 00:37:53,670 Oh, boy. 819 00:37:54,185 --> 00:37:55,414 It's fun. 820 00:37:56,395 --> 00:37:59,275 [Howling] 821 00:38:01,986 --> 00:38:03,260 It is fun. 822 00:38:03,821 --> 00:38:05,221 [Howling] 823 00:38:12,874 --> 00:38:14,912 So, what's first on the agenda today? 824 00:38:15,085 --> 00:38:18,602 I thought I might walk around and get the lay of the land a little bit... 825 00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:20,558 and then I have my big freshman assembly. 826 00:38:20,717 --> 00:38:22,595 Where they teach you the secret Yale handshake? 827 00:38:22,762 --> 00:38:23,991 Amongst other things. 828 00:38:24,138 --> 00:38:26,528 Oh, my God. Check out Paris' craft corner. 829 00:38:26,725 --> 00:38:29,366 She gets more done before 9:00 than other people do all day. 830 00:38:29,562 --> 00:38:32,441 She's a craft person now, it's not safe to leave anything around. 831 00:38:32,649 --> 00:38:34,210 Maybe that's where "crafty" comes from. 832 00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:36,476 Good point. All right. I should go. 833 00:38:36,654 --> 00:38:37,975 I called Luke last night... 834 00:38:38,114 --> 00:38:40,948 and he said to get the truck back by two hours ago... 835 00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:43,231 so if I leave now, it's sooner than I planned. 836 00:38:43,412 --> 00:38:45,529 Thank Luke a lot for me, okay? 837 00:38:46,583 --> 00:38:48,814 Okay. Say goodbye to Paris and Tanna. 838 00:38:49,003 --> 00:38:50,277 Will do. 839 00:38:51,297 --> 00:38:53,209 So, this is really it. 840 00:38:53,384 --> 00:38:54,454 Yep. 841 00:38:54,593 --> 00:38:55,992 - You good? - I'm good. 842 00:38:56,136 --> 00:38:57,889 Just keep the pager with you. 843 00:38:58,056 --> 00:38:59,171 Always. 844 00:39:09,821 --> 00:39:11,095 - You're late. - I'm sorry. 845 00:39:11,239 --> 00:39:13,197 I told you to get it back three hours before... 846 00:39:13,367 --> 00:39:15,358 I actually needed it back, and it worked out. 847 00:39:15,536 --> 00:39:17,369 - You rat. - So, it's in park? 848 00:39:17,539 --> 00:39:18,574 It's in park. 849 00:39:18,707 --> 00:39:20,779 - Engine's off? - Yes. 850 00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:22,997 Here are your keys. And thank you, Luke. 851 00:39:23,170 --> 00:39:25,401 I've been a huge burden on you the past couple days. 852 00:39:25,591 --> 00:39:26,865 It's okay. 853 00:39:27,676 --> 00:39:29,395 I don't believe it. 854 00:39:31,890 --> 00:39:33,370 It's like a horror movie. 855 00:39:33,517 --> 00:39:35,474 The mattress that wouldn't leave my truck. 856 00:39:35,644 --> 00:39:37,124 - I had no choice. - I may cry. 857 00:39:37,272 --> 00:39:38,831 - Don't do that. - I don't want this. 858 00:39:38,982 --> 00:39:40,022 Help me take it somewhere. 859 00:39:40,150 --> 00:39:42,791 Where? To the conveniently located mattress drop-off station... 860 00:39:42,987 --> 00:39:44,501 right around the corner? 861 00:39:44,656 --> 00:39:47,045 - Or store it for a while. - I wasn't kidding about crying. 862 00:39:47,242 --> 00:39:50,076 I'll call a charity and have them pick it up. This time I mean it. 863 00:39:50,288 --> 00:39:51,517 Where's my spare tire? 864 00:39:51,664 --> 00:39:53,781 - There was a spare tire? - I had my spare tire here. 865 00:39:53,959 --> 00:39:56,759 We must have accidentally unloaded it on one of our trips. 866 00:39:56,963 --> 00:39:58,123 Could you try to get it back? 867 00:39:58,256 --> 00:40:01,249 Yes, as long as Paris hasn't made it into a planter yet. 868 00:40:01,469 --> 00:40:02,949 Or I'll buy you a new one, I promise. 869 00:40:03,095 --> 00:40:04,244 Okay. I'll see you later. 870 00:40:04,389 --> 00:40:05,663 Okay. Bye. 871 00:40:05,807 --> 00:40:09,597 Rory says thanks for everything, too. She said specifically to tell you. 872 00:40:09,854 --> 00:40:11,652 Okay, good. So she's okay? 873 00:40:11,814 --> 00:40:14,284 - She's fantastic. - Good. 874 00:40:18,240 --> 00:40:19,435 [Knocking at door] 875 00:40:21,536 --> 00:40:22,810 - You're up? - I was up. 876 00:40:22,954 --> 00:40:24,024 Come on in. 877 00:40:24,163 --> 00:40:26,678 We Lorelai'd a few places and found the good coffee. 878 00:40:26,875 --> 00:40:28,275 - Lorelai'd? - Checked places out. 879 00:40:28,419 --> 00:40:29,818 Seems like the appropriate word. 880 00:40:29,963 --> 00:40:32,123 We found decent muffins, too, but I bet there's better. 881 00:40:32,174 --> 00:40:35,610 - Lorelai them another time. - This is thanks for last night. 882 00:40:35,844 --> 00:40:37,961 - It was a perfect first night. - I thought so. 883 00:40:38,139 --> 00:40:40,290 Want to come to freshman assembly with us? 884 00:40:40,476 --> 00:40:43,070 Then we're all going to conveniently lose our student IDs... 885 00:40:43,271 --> 00:40:44,342 and take new pictures. 886 00:40:44,481 --> 00:40:46,757 - I'm so with you on that one. - Cool. 887 00:40:47,985 --> 00:40:50,819 This is really good. Kiosk by the library? 888 00:40:51,030 --> 00:40:53,591 - You found it first. - Kind of.