1
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"Where's the ladies
room? More coffee please."

2
00:00:02,905 --> 00:00:04,860
"Does Antonio
Banderas live near here?"

3
00:00:05,030 --> 00:00:07,541
We do not need to
know how to say that.

4
00:00:07,738 --> 00:00:09,375
- Yes, we do.
- Mom.

5
00:00:09,530 --> 00:00:12,758
In Spain we have know how to say,
"Does Antonio Banderas live nearby?"

6
00:00:12,989 --> 00:00:14,739
In France, "Does
Johnny Depp live nearby?"

7
00:00:14,906 --> 00:00:17,054
In Rome, "Does Gore
Vidal live nearby?"

8
00:00:17,239 --> 00:00:20,513
You know, you look like me and yet
my ways are completely lost on you.

9
00:00:20,740 --> 00:00:22,854
Put that down. You've
been studying all day.

10
00:00:23,032 --> 00:00:25,942
- I can't, I've got finals coming up.
- I know you do.

11
00:00:26,157 --> 00:00:28,987
There's a piece of pie there
that you've been totally ignoring.

12
00:00:29,199 --> 00:00:31,883
Just let me get to the
end of this chapter.

13
00:00:31,895 --> 00:00:32,314
Fine.

14
00:00:32,616 --> 00:00:36,083
How important is it to be able to say,
"Help, I am bleeding from the head"?

15
00:00:36,325 --> 00:00:39,121
- Take the phrase books.
- If we learn all the phrases we need...

16
00:00:39,325 --> 00:00:41,473
then the books are one
less thing we have to carry.

17
00:00:41,658 --> 00:00:45,250
We'll never learn all the phrases
we're going to need. Bring the books.

18
00:00:45,493 --> 00:00:48,164
We can learn enough. And
everybody speaks English there.

19
00:00:48,368 --> 00:00:51,040
- Ugly American, party of one.
- Fine, we'll bring the books.

20
00:00:51,242 --> 00:00:54,153
- Okay, five minutes for pie.
- Finally.

21
00:00:54,369 --> 00:00:56,563
- They're here, I got them.
- You got what?

22
00:00:56,744 --> 00:00:59,301
- The brochures from my college.
- You seem chipper.

23
00:00:59,494 --> 00:01:03,086
I am. I have decided to make
this whole Seventh-day Adventist...

24
00:01:03,328 --> 00:01:05,885
college experience a good
one. I'll see the bright side...

25
00:01:06,078 --> 00:01:07,829
find the silver lining
and make lemonade.

26
00:01:07,995 --> 00:01:09,870
- Good for you.
- The campus looks pretty.

27
00:01:10,037 --> 00:01:10,911
Very pretty.

28
00:01:10,923 --> 00:01:13,708
It's got two parks with
gardens and lakes.

29
00:01:13,953 --> 00:01:16,784
- Two parks.
- One for boys and one for girls.

30
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I originally thought this was
going to be a suffocating place...

31
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with out-of-date rules and insane
restrictions, but I was wrong.

32
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For example, curfew is up to 9:30.
9:45 if you're going for your masters.

33
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Make-up will be permitted as long
as it identically matches your skin tone.

34
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Owning a Rolling Stones CD is
no longer grounds for expulsion.

35
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You can work the demerits
off in the campus clean-up crew.

36
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- There's a separate park for boys?
- My life is over.

37
00:01:42,332 --> 00:01:44,606
- I didn't say that.
- You didn't have to.

38
00:01:46,083 --> 00:01:48,118
- Well, it is over.
- It's not over.

39
00:01:48,291 --> 00:01:50,519
Every kid in that brochure
was awkward and panicked.

40
00:01:50,707 --> 00:01:53,094
Looked like the audience
during Michael Moore's speech.

41
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Add the phrase, "Just sit
there and look pretty" to your list.

42
00:01:56,875 --> 00:01:58,591
I gotta get back to studying.

43
00:01:59,958 --> 00:02:01,833
Does that sexy guy
in the Peugeot ad...

44
00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:04,797
who had a bit part in
<i>Armageddon</i> live near here?

45
00:03:39,761 --> 00:03:41,909
- Oh, God, Rory, you scared me.
- Sorry.

46
00:03:42,095 --> 00:03:45,403
I have been sneaking around here
like an idiot trying not to wake you up.

47
00:03:45,637 --> 00:03:48,433
- I've been up for hours.
- Why, did you have a bad dream?

48
00:03:48,637 --> 00:03:51,309
Where you meet Christiane
Amanpour and she's really stupid?

49
00:03:51,513 --> 00:03:54,980
I realized last night that at
this rate, I won't finish my work.

50
00:03:55,221 --> 00:03:57,529
- What work?
- "What work," she asks.

51
00:03:57,721 --> 00:04:00,949
Me and that dippy Christiane,
takes us a little while to catch up.

52
00:04:01,180 --> 00:04:03,647
- Here.
- "Things to do before graduation."

53
00:04:03,847 --> 00:04:05,199
A list, of course.

54
00:04:05,347 --> 00:04:09,463
"Study, senior breakfast, senior awards,
finish final edition of the <i>Franklin...</i>"

55
00:04:09,722 --> 00:04:14,110
"Organize a new student government,
convince Paris to give up student gavel..."

56
00:04:14,390 --> 00:04:17,062
And I forgot. Man the
yearbook distribution table...

57
00:04:17,266 --> 00:04:19,857
this afternoon at the stupid
Senior Palooza. Unbelievable.

58
00:04:20,057 --> 00:04:23,092
I'll be manning the Booster Club
grad night table at the same time.

59
00:04:23,307 --> 00:04:25,138
So we can feel stupid
and abused together.

60
00:04:25,307 --> 00:04:27,343
I can't finish this and
sleep at the same time.

61
00:04:27,517 --> 00:04:29,631
You have to sleep, it's
what keeps you pretty.

62
00:04:29,808 --> 00:04:31,923
Who cares if I'm
pretty if I fail my finals?

63
00:04:32,100 --> 00:04:34,658
Okay, you have got this
so completely backwards.

64
00:04:34,851 --> 00:04:36,284
What is all this?

65
00:04:36,434 --> 00:04:39,071
I found that if I focus too
much on one subject...

66
00:04:39,268 --> 00:04:43,179
I start to get a little punchy. This way,
when I hit Bolshevik revolution overload...

67
00:04:43,434 --> 00:04:46,231
I just shift over here:
Anne Boleyn is going down.

68
00:04:46,435 --> 00:04:49,185
And then when that gets too
depressing, it's over to calculus.

69
00:04:49,394 --> 00:04:51,463
Saving the party
subject for last?

70
00:04:51,644 --> 00:04:54,031
Shifting back and forth
seems to produce better results.

71
00:04:54,228 --> 00:04:56,819
- You're pushing yourself too hard.
- I made out a schedule.

72
00:04:57,019 --> 00:05:00,725
Every moment of every day from
now until graduation is accounted for.

73
00:05:00,979 --> 00:05:03,650
- You left off the Kiwanis' luncheon.
- I did, are you sure?

74
00:05:03,854 --> 00:05:06,446
- It's on Monday.
- How could I forget that...

75
00:05:06,646 --> 00:05:09,840
- they gave me their scholarship.
- Yes, $250 scholarship.

76
00:05:10,063 --> 00:05:11,734
That'll keep you in
popcorn for a week.

77
00:05:11,896 --> 00:05:14,726
I'll just move something
around. And work Grandma in.

78
00:05:15,021 --> 00:05:16,460
- What?
- Grandma called and asked...

79
00:05:16,564 --> 00:05:18,792
if I could help her pick a
dress for my graduation.

80
00:05:18,981 --> 00:05:20,129
- No.
- I have to.

81
00:05:20,272 --> 00:05:21,864
She's been dressing
herself for years.

82
00:05:22,022 --> 00:05:24,852
She's never shown up anywhere
with her bra outside her clothing.

83
00:05:25,064 --> 00:05:26,178
She asked. I can't say no.

84
00:05:26,314 --> 00:05:28,462
Tell her about the Koala
bears, she'll understand.

85
00:05:28,648 --> 00:05:32,115
Stop making fun of them, we need
every cent we can get. Yale is expensive.

86
00:05:32,357 --> 00:05:35,551
- I know Yale is expensive.
- We haven't heard from Yale financial aid.

87
00:05:35,774 --> 00:05:36,808
We will, relax.

88
00:05:36,941 --> 00:05:40,976
We better hear from them soon because
I have a deposit to send in for my room...

89
00:05:41,233 --> 00:05:44,938
supplies to buy, and I'd like everything
out of the way before we go to Europe...

90
00:05:45,191 --> 00:05:48,102
otherwise I'll be obsessing
about it the entire time.

91
00:05:48,316 --> 00:05:50,908
Okay, listen, I'm going to
go out and get the paper.

92
00:05:51,109 --> 00:05:54,576
Don't show it to me. I have no time
for recreational reading until June.

93
00:05:54,818 --> 00:05:59,047
Could we move your chill session from
4:00 tomorrow afternoon to right now?

94
00:05:59,318 --> 00:06:00,636
That would be great, thanks.

95
00:06:02,193 --> 00:06:03,626
Okay, little tip:

96
00:06:03,777 --> 00:06:07,812
Stalking works better when you
don't smash your face in the window.

97
00:06:08,069 --> 00:06:09,587
- I need to talk to you.
- Come inside.

98
00:06:09,735 --> 00:06:13,088
- No, Rory's in there.
- Since when are you scared of Rory?

99
00:06:13,319 --> 00:06:16,672
- Luke, I think you can take her.
- I just need to tell you something.

100
00:06:16,903 --> 00:06:18,972
- Can she hear us?
- Through the walls?

101
00:06:19,154 --> 00:06:21,621
- I put kryptonite in her food, we're good.
- Come here.

102
00:06:21,821 --> 00:06:24,651
You're freaking out
the freaks this morning.

103
00:06:25,988 --> 00:06:27,386
Jess is gone.

104
00:06:27,779 --> 00:06:29,530
- What?
- I don't think he's coming back.

105
00:06:29,697 --> 00:06:33,005
- What do you mean gone, like gone-gone?
- Exactly like "gone-gone."

106
00:06:33,238 --> 00:06:35,466
- But when?
- Last night, this morning, I don't know.

107
00:06:35,655 --> 00:06:38,849
I went upstairs and noticed
that all of his stuff was gone.

108
00:06:39,072 --> 00:06:42,380
- Luke, I'm so sorry.
- Yeah, well, forget it.

109
00:06:42,614 --> 00:06:45,490
I'm through with him. He's 18,
he can do whatever he wants.

110
00:06:45,698 --> 00:06:48,892
He's on his own, I'm
through. No, it's a relief.

111
00:06:49,115 --> 00:06:51,912
He was driving me crazy. Let
him make his own way from now on.

112
00:06:52,116 --> 00:06:55,071
Let him see how he gets without
someone watching his back.

113
00:06:55,283 --> 00:06:56,794
I couldn't be more relieved.

114
00:06:56,949 --> 00:06:59,382
I'm just worried about Rory,
I assume she doesn't know.

115
00:06:59,575 --> 00:07:02,291
- She hasn't said anything.
- I can tell her if you want me to.

116
00:07:02,491 --> 00:07:05,719
No, it's okay. I can do it. I
just have to figure out when.

117
00:07:05,950 --> 00:07:08,667
- She's got lots on her mind right now.
- Don't wait too long.

118
00:07:08,868 --> 00:07:10,903
- She'll notice eventually.
- Yes.

119
00:07:11,118 --> 00:07:12,187
Okay.

120
00:07:12,951 --> 00:07:15,179
- Thanks for coming over.
- No problem.

121
00:07:27,870 --> 00:07:30,541
- I failed him.
- You did not fail him.

122
00:07:30,745 --> 00:07:33,496
You supported him, you defended
him, you gave him a chance.

123
00:07:33,703 --> 00:07:37,694
And if he chose not to take it,
there was nothing more you could do.

124
00:07:41,829 --> 00:07:43,182
I should go.

125
00:07:46,204 --> 00:07:48,273
Do you have any
idea where he went?

126
00:07:48,455 --> 00:07:51,013
Yeah, I got a pretty good idea.

127
00:08:03,914 --> 00:08:06,347
There's no chill time
scheduled for 4:00 tomorrow.

128
00:08:06,540 --> 00:08:10,371
The one thing I really don't have
time for are your jokes, Missy.

129
00:08:13,999 --> 00:08:15,397
Later is good.

130
00:08:56,296 --> 00:08:57,967
- You need some help, friend?
- Nope.

131
00:08:58,129 --> 00:09:00,562
Lived here 25 years. I could
point you in a direction...

132
00:09:00,755 --> 00:09:02,585
make your journey easier.

133
00:09:03,588 --> 00:09:05,543
Enjoy this beautiful day.

134
00:09:06,547 --> 00:09:10,013
I'll have the alfalfa sprouts
and a plate of mashed yeast.

135
00:10:23,096 --> 00:10:26,563
Yes, I've been holding for
Mr. Hennings. I'm Lorelai Gilmore.

136
00:10:26,805 --> 00:10:28,363
Great. Hi, listen...

137
00:10:29,597 --> 00:10:31,984
I just received this
letter saying that...

138
00:10:32,181 --> 00:10:35,728
my daughter did not qualify
for financial aid. Rory Gilmore?

139
00:10:39,681 --> 00:10:43,114
Okay, yes, we did
recently receive $75,000.

140
00:10:43,349 --> 00:10:45,941
But, here's the thing,
that money is gone...

141
00:10:46,141 --> 00:10:49,051
I gave it to my parents, so I
don't have it anymore. I swear.

142
00:10:49,266 --> 00:10:53,654
You can come and search. We can open
a bottle of wine and put on some Motown...

143
00:10:54,892 --> 00:10:57,086
Yes, that was
very inappropriate.

144
00:10:59,476 --> 00:11:03,386
I owed my parents that money because
they helped me put Rory through Chilton.

145
00:11:03,643 --> 00:11:07,190
And I wanted her to go to Chilton
so that she could get into Harvard.

146
00:11:07,435 --> 00:11:11,345
But then Harvard became Yale, long story,
and now that she's gotten into Yale...

147
00:11:11,602 --> 00:11:13,432
I paid them back for Chilton.

148
00:11:13,602 --> 00:11:18,035
It's just kind of a funny, wacky circle
that we could all laugh about someday.

149
00:11:18,895 --> 00:11:23,407
But since I don't have the money
anymore, it seems like it shouldn't count.

150
00:11:23,686 --> 00:11:27,153
There must be something we can do.
Rory is the most deserving kid there is.

151
00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:31,942
I don't know if you know the Kiwanis,
but they gave her their scholarship and...

152
00:11:36,814 --> 00:11:38,246
I understand.

153
00:11:40,064 --> 00:11:41,133
Okay.

154
00:11:41,563 --> 00:11:44,155
We'll just have to
figure something out.

155
00:11:45,773 --> 00:11:47,444
Thank you, goodbye.

156
00:12:09,566 --> 00:12:10,964
[Dogs barking]

157
00:12:14,192 --> 00:12:17,307
JESS: Hello, is anybody
home? SASHA: Pipe down!

158
00:12:17,526 --> 00:12:20,641
- You selling something?
- No, does Jimmy Mariano live here?

159
00:12:20,859 --> 00:12:23,246
- Does he owe you money?
- No, I'm his...

160
00:12:24,068 --> 00:12:25,296
I'm Jess.

161
00:12:28,069 --> 00:12:30,785
- Jess...
- Frodo, back off! Now!

162
00:12:31,069 --> 00:12:34,980
- I'm sorry, what were you saying?
- I just want to see Jimmy, okay?

163
00:12:35,361 --> 00:12:37,714
- Did you ever see <i>The Wizard of Oz?</i>
- Yes.

164
00:12:37,903 --> 00:12:40,620
Remember when they go to the
Emerald City and ring the bell...

165
00:12:40,820 --> 00:12:44,776
the bearded guy looked out, they said they
want to see the Wizard, and he said, "No."

166
00:12:45,029 --> 00:12:49,337
They said, "She's got the ruby slippers,"
he said, "That's different, come on in"?

167
00:12:50,113 --> 00:12:54,149
I'm the bearded guy and I say "no"
unless you have the ruby slippers.

168
00:12:54,405 --> 00:12:55,758
I'm his son.

169
00:12:56,406 --> 00:12:57,599
His son?

170
00:12:58,072 --> 00:12:59,584
Yes, his son.

171
00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:03,596
Well, that's a horse of a
different color, come on in.

172
00:13:03,823 --> 00:13:05,732
- Do they bite?
- Just those two.

173
00:13:05,906 --> 00:13:07,384
Which two?

174
00:13:11,031 --> 00:13:14,384
Great. I swear, I
will bite you back.

175
00:13:20,408 --> 00:13:22,875
- I didn't know you were coming.
- Neither did I.

176
00:13:23,075 --> 00:13:24,303
I'm Sasha.

177
00:13:24,450 --> 00:13:26,723
This is Angus, Chowder,
Rufus, Legolas...

178
00:13:26,908 --> 00:13:30,024
Caligula, Mudball, General Lee,
Jimmy Jam, Terry Lewis and Spot.

179
00:13:30,242 --> 00:13:31,675
Jimmy's not here right now.

180
00:13:31,826 --> 00:13:35,532
I can just hang out, walk around.
Just tell me what time he gets home.

181
00:13:35,784 --> 00:13:38,342
Why don't you come
in? I'll call his work.

182
00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:46,910
- You have a lot of pets.
- They're not all mine.

183
00:13:47,119 --> 00:13:49,711
No, some followed me home.
Some of them hang out...

184
00:13:49,911 --> 00:13:53,424
some just needed a place to crash.
They drive Jimmy crazy, actually.

185
00:13:53,661 --> 00:13:55,889
But someone's got to
take care of them, right?

186
00:13:56,078 --> 00:13:59,466
I'm just going to try and track
him down, so just wander.

187
00:14:04,870 --> 00:14:05,870
[Sighing]

188
00:14:14,330 --> 00:14:16,524
SASHA: [On telephone]
Lee, hi, I'm looking for Jimmy.

189
00:14:17,956 --> 00:14:19,547
Okay, I'll hold.

190
00:14:31,790 --> 00:14:34,985
Clowns, cats, dogs, I wonder
where his tap shoes are?

191
00:15:06,086 --> 00:15:07,155
Whoa!

192
00:15:08,211 --> 00:15:10,644
He wasn't at work, but his
guy said he'll be back soon.

193
00:15:10,837 --> 00:15:13,952
Lil, Coco's going to come over and
stay with you while I'm gone, okay?

194
00:15:14,170 --> 00:15:16,636
And put those books back
in there when you're done.

195
00:15:16,837 --> 00:15:18,349
- Ready?
- Yeah.

196
00:15:19,462 --> 00:15:20,461
Hey.

197
00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:22,323
The door.

198
00:15:22,462 --> 00:15:23,496
Sorry.

199
00:15:30,922 --> 00:15:32,273
LOUISE: Shut up.
MADELINE: I swear.

200
00:15:32,297 --> 00:15:35,764
- Jeans jackets are out? Impossible!
- I opened the magazine and there it was.

201
00:15:36,006 --> 00:15:39,075
- It's horrible, who decides these things?
<i>- Marie Claire,</i> apparently.

202
00:15:39,298 --> 00:15:41,492
I feel so helpless.
Did you hear?

203
00:15:41,881 --> 00:15:43,439
- Jeans jackets are out.
- Out of what?

204
00:15:43,590 --> 00:15:44,704
- Vogue.
- No, <i>Marie Claire.</i>

205
00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:46,750
Whatever, we still
can't wear them.

206
00:15:46,923 --> 00:15:50,073
Thanks for passing out the yearbooks
for me. I needed the study time.

207
00:15:50,299 --> 00:15:52,811
- No problem.
- Want me to help you bring the boxes in?

208
00:15:53,008 --> 00:15:55,725
- We've got that taken care of.
- Halfway through.

209
00:15:55,924 --> 00:15:57,568
Yeah, well, hurry up,
'cause we need to get started.

210
00:15:57,592 --> 00:15:58,626
[Cell phone ringing]

211
00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:01,395
God, he carries
those boxes sexy.

212
00:16:02,009 --> 00:16:04,759
RORY: Hello? EMILY: <i>Rory,
you haven't returned my call.</i>

213
00:16:04,967 --> 00:16:07,434
Grandma, I'm so sorry.
I've been really busy.

214
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:10,783
I don't care how busy you get, you
have to call your grandmother back.

215
00:16:11,010 --> 00:16:12,919
<i>- I'm sorry.</i>
- I won't be around forever.

216
00:16:13,093 --> 00:16:14,765
- I'm sorry.
- When are you coming over?

217
00:16:14,926 --> 00:16:18,042
I need to discuss what to
wear to your graduation. A suit?

218
00:16:18,260 --> 00:16:20,330
- A suit is nice.
<i>- But perhaps it's too formal.</i>

219
00:16:20,510 --> 00:16:22,738
- Formal is fine.
- What are the others wearing?

220
00:16:22,927 --> 00:16:24,121
<i>I don't know.</i>

221
00:16:24,261 --> 00:16:26,773
- Can you find out?
- Sure. Hold on.

222
00:16:27,344 --> 00:16:29,936
Louise, what is your grandmother
wearing to graduation?

223
00:16:30,137 --> 00:16:32,853
Hopefully the pearls
I get when she kicks.

224
00:16:33,679 --> 00:16:36,668
- Why don't I just come over?
- That would be wonderful. Today?

225
00:16:36,888 --> 00:16:38,524
<i>Yes, as soon as I can get away.</i>

226
00:16:38,679 --> 00:16:41,351
Bring a color swatch of your
cap and gown so I don't clash.

227
00:16:41,555 --> 00:16:42,907
Bye, Grandma.

228
00:16:44,930 --> 00:16:45,929
LORELAI: <i>Hello.</i>

229
00:16:46,055 --> 00:16:47,612
I just got another
call from Grandma.

230
00:16:47,763 --> 00:16:49,560
<i>- No.</i>
- I'm going to go over there now.

231
00:16:49,722 --> 00:16:51,916
<i>- Leaving me alone?</i>
- Where are you, I can't see you.

232
00:16:52,097 --> 00:16:54,371
- I'm over here, by the Old Spice ad.
- Hi.

233
00:16:54,556 --> 00:16:56,193
- Come over.
- I have to go.

234
00:16:56,347 --> 00:16:59,258
- You can't come and talk for one second?
- If I come there...

235
00:16:59,473 --> 00:17:02,667
I will have to sign yearbooks,
and since I am short on time...

236
00:17:02,891 --> 00:17:04,562
I'll have resort to
classic clams like:

237
00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:07,475
"Have a good summer." "Keep
in touch." "Best friends forever."

238
00:17:07,682 --> 00:17:09,001
I do not want to be that person.

239
00:17:09,141 --> 00:17:12,051
Plus, Paris will shanghai me
and give me a million things to do.

240
00:17:12,266 --> 00:17:14,904
You need to stop being
intimidated by that girl.

241
00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:18,249
You're going to college. You
have to stand up for yourself...

242
00:17:18,476 --> 00:17:20,033
and say, "Paris..."

243
00:17:20,934 --> 00:17:23,844
- What are you doing?
- I was just... The phone rang...

244
00:17:24,101 --> 00:17:26,215
- Your hair's so shiny.
- We're not even set up yet.

245
00:17:26,393 --> 00:17:29,143
The tickets aren't in
order... Where's the list?

246
00:17:30,310 --> 00:17:31,947
- In my purse.
- Terrific.

247
00:17:32,102 --> 00:17:33,579
A better place for the list...

248
00:17:33,727 --> 00:17:37,115
would be here on the table,
where we could actually look at it.

249
00:17:37,352 --> 00:17:38,750
Your hair is really shiny.

250
00:17:38,895 --> 00:17:42,123
I'm going to go make the rounds, I'll
be back soon. Have you seen Rory?

251
00:17:42,352 --> 00:17:44,069
I'll go look outside.

252
00:17:44,395 --> 00:17:45,464
Run!

253
00:17:45,604 --> 00:17:48,798
- Can you pick me up from Grandma's?
- If Paris hasn't had me flogged...

254
00:17:49,020 --> 00:17:51,373
- then yes, I'll be there.
- Thank you, bye.

255
00:17:52,021 --> 00:17:54,329
Please, God, tell me
I didn't forget the list.

256
00:17:54,645 --> 00:17:56,794
- So the kid in the bookcase back there...
- Lily.

257
00:17:56,979 --> 00:17:59,730
- Is she yours?
- Mine, yes, not Jimmy's.

258
00:18:00,105 --> 00:18:02,491
I was married for the longest
minute-and-a-half ever.

259
00:18:02,688 --> 00:18:04,678
- Sweetie, how's everything?
- Fine.

260
00:18:04,855 --> 00:18:06,652
I love that, give Reilly a kiss.

261
00:18:06,814 --> 00:18:10,440
And then I came to my senses and
ran for the hills but I got Lily, so I win.

262
00:18:10,689 --> 00:18:11,883
Short cut.

263
00:18:12,023 --> 00:18:15,138
Anyhow, I met Jimmy about
five and a half years ago...

264
00:18:15,356 --> 00:18:16,948
but Lily's just
crazy about him...

265
00:18:17,106 --> 00:18:20,733
- Ronnie, I found your keys again.
- Good, thank you, baby doll.

266
00:18:20,982 --> 00:18:24,017
You've got to sew that hole in
your pocket up. I mean it, today.

267
00:18:24,232 --> 00:18:27,108
I'll do it for you if you
don't have the time.

268
00:18:27,316 --> 00:18:30,272
- You got any brothers and sisters?
- Apparently not.

269
00:18:30,483 --> 00:18:33,871
Lily submitted a written request
for a brother by the end of this year.

270
00:18:34,108 --> 00:18:36,575
I think I should be married
before we have any kids.

271
00:18:36,776 --> 00:18:39,572
- You guys aren't married?
- You didn't know that?

272
00:18:42,026 --> 00:18:45,414
- You guys had quite a talk, didn't you?
- Yeah, well...

273
00:18:46,485 --> 00:18:48,043
Okay, we're here.

274
00:18:51,611 --> 00:18:54,327
- It looks like a jar of pickles.
- I know that...

275
00:18:54,527 --> 00:18:56,835
- but is it that jar of pickles?
- Yes.

276
00:18:57,028 --> 00:18:58,222
- Are you sure?
- No.

277
00:18:58,361 --> 00:19:02,351
The Chicago dills were the original
pickles they sold here back in 1922.

278
00:19:02,612 --> 00:19:03,646
Yes, I listen.

279
00:19:03,779 --> 00:19:05,654
I tracked down the
family that sold them...

280
00:19:05,820 --> 00:19:08,537
I paid a substantial premium
to use the original labels...

281
00:19:08,737 --> 00:19:11,249
I waited weeks and now
they're here, and I look at them...

282
00:19:11,446 --> 00:19:13,515
and they don't look the
same. Too many bumps.

283
00:19:13,821 --> 00:19:15,379
LEE: Jimmy, I'm
begging you, play golf.

284
00:19:15,446 --> 00:19:18,323
Just call the guy and tell
them they look different. Please.

285
00:19:18,530 --> 00:19:20,087
Whatever you say.

286
00:19:20,906 --> 00:19:22,781
- Jimmy.
- Hey, Sasha.

287
00:19:23,197 --> 00:19:25,107
- You have a visitor.
- Yeah?

288
00:19:30,406 --> 00:19:33,361
- You just get here?
- Just got here.

289
00:19:36,574 --> 00:19:39,290
So, Jess, I assume you'll
be staying for dinner?

290
00:19:40,866 --> 00:19:44,219
Yeah, sure. Stay. You'll stay.
He'll stay. We'll get Abbot's, right?

291
00:19:44,449 --> 00:19:46,041
Whatever you want.

292
00:19:46,908 --> 00:19:48,784
Well, I have to get back.

293
00:19:48,949 --> 00:19:51,621
So, I'll see you guys later.

294
00:19:57,992 --> 00:20:01,266
- Sorry I didn't call.
- Life's about the spontaneous, right?

295
00:20:01,493 --> 00:20:04,085
- This your place?
- The Inferno, yes.

296
00:20:04,285 --> 00:20:05,921
- It's nice.
- Thanks.

297
00:20:09,118 --> 00:20:11,790
- I'll come out there.
- I didn't mean to interrupt your work.

298
00:20:11,994 --> 00:20:14,381
No problem. I'm going
to take a break for a while.

299
00:20:14,578 --> 00:20:15,806
Thank God.

300
00:20:22,412 --> 00:20:25,003
- You didn't have to do that.
- It's fine.

301
00:20:27,245 --> 00:20:31,076
- So, first time on the West Coast?
- First time on the West Coast.

302
00:20:32,163 --> 00:20:33,436
The sights.

303
00:20:34,789 --> 00:20:36,664
- Ocean.
- I wondered what that was.

304
00:20:36,830 --> 00:20:39,058
- Sand.
- Keeps the ocean in its place.

305
00:20:39,247 --> 00:20:41,804
- Sky.
- We've got one of those back East.

306
00:20:42,498 --> 00:20:44,248
And then you have the boardwalk.

307
00:20:44,414 --> 00:20:47,211
- Sunglasses, smoothies, bootleg CDs.
- Good ones?

308
00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:51,041
Not bad. I never actually bought
one. My neighbor, Stan, did.

309
00:20:51,290 --> 00:20:53,882
He's not my neighbor anymore.
He used to work at Lockheed.

310
00:20:54,082 --> 00:20:57,549
They shut down the Burbank plant so
he went to a trade school in the valley.

311
00:20:57,791 --> 00:20:59,110
He installs cable now.

312
00:20:59,249 --> 00:21:02,682
He sent me a postcard at
Christmastime. He's Dutch.

313
00:21:06,291 --> 00:21:08,201
Currently we're in Santa Monica.

314
00:21:08,376 --> 00:21:11,809
You keep walking you hit Venice,
that's technically where we live.

315
00:21:12,042 --> 00:21:15,589
Past that, you got Marina Del
Rey, lot of bike shorts in that area.

316
00:21:15,834 --> 00:21:20,108
Then there are other beaches: Manhattan,
Redondo, and basically that's it.

317
00:21:20,502 --> 00:21:22,411
That's it? That's all of L.A?

318
00:21:22,627 --> 00:21:26,219
There are these crazy rumors that
if you get in a car and drive east...

319
00:21:26,460 --> 00:21:28,972
away from the beach, there's
some city and other stuff...

320
00:21:29,169 --> 00:21:32,158
- but personally I don't believe it.
- I take it you like the beach.

321
00:21:32,378 --> 00:21:34,845
I would marry the
beach if I could.

322
00:21:35,045 --> 00:21:38,160
- Sounds serious.
- I've lived in a lot of places all over...

323
00:21:38,379 --> 00:21:41,368
and nothing, absolutely
nothing compares to this.

324
00:21:42,295 --> 00:21:44,171
So where else have you lived?

325
00:21:44,338 --> 00:21:48,646
Wow, where else? Let's see.
Minneapolis, Chicago, Biloxi, Maine.

326
00:21:49,004 --> 00:21:50,641
- I worked on a lobster boat.
- Yeah?

327
00:21:50,797 --> 00:21:52,230
Let me tell you I smelled great.

328
00:21:52,380 --> 00:21:54,370
Did a stint in New
Jersey, New Hampshire...

329
00:21:54,546 --> 00:21:55,740
New York?

330
00:21:58,422 --> 00:22:00,059
Yeah, well, obviously New York.

331
00:22:00,214 --> 00:22:03,681
I mean, New York was, well...

332
00:22:05,590 --> 00:22:07,942
You know what
New York was. So...

333
00:22:10,091 --> 00:22:12,365
I didn't come here
to bust your balls.

334
00:22:12,549 --> 00:22:14,186
Okay, good to know.

335
00:22:14,341 --> 00:22:18,126
Jimmy, I got the pickle guy,
he's as worried about you as I am.

336
00:22:18,675 --> 00:22:21,471
- I should take this.
- Go ahead, I can just hang out.

337
00:22:21,675 --> 00:22:23,551
- You sure?
- I've got my book, I'm good.

338
00:22:23,716 --> 00:22:25,308
Okay, you're good.

339
00:22:35,677 --> 00:22:37,188
[Doorbell ringing]

340
00:22:38,426 --> 00:22:39,968
I'm here to see my grandmother.

341
00:22:39,980 --> 00:22:42,098
She is in the living
room with Miss Celine.

342
00:22:42,344 --> 00:22:44,299
- Miss who?
- Right this way.

343
00:22:45,511 --> 00:22:47,341
- It's stunning.
- Really?

344
00:22:47,511 --> 00:22:50,308
Chills, I've got chills.
Turn for me, dear.

345
00:22:51,428 --> 00:22:53,337
It moves, it just moves.

346
00:22:53,512 --> 00:22:57,581
Ginger Rogers always insisted
her dresses move just like that.

347
00:22:57,846 --> 00:22:59,517
Ginger Rogers. Well.

348
00:22:59,679 --> 00:23:02,510
- Of course, she didn't have your legs.
- Celine.

349
00:23:02,721 --> 00:23:03,869
Hey, Grandma.

350
00:23:04,012 --> 00:23:07,365
- Rory, perfect. What do you think?
- You look beautiful.

351
00:23:07,596 --> 00:23:09,790
Well, if I do, it's all
because of this lady here.

352
00:23:09,972 --> 00:23:11,723
I'd like you to
meet Miss Celine.

353
00:23:11,888 --> 00:23:14,003
She's been our fashion
consultant for years.

354
00:23:14,180 --> 00:23:17,647
- How do you...
- Oh, my God, it's Audrey Hepburn!

355
00:23:17,889 --> 00:23:20,766
- What?
- You're Audrey Hepburn in <i>Sabrina.</i>

356
00:23:21,265 --> 00:23:24,142
- Just a waif with eyes.
- Thank you.

357
00:23:24,348 --> 00:23:26,701
I don't think the
handkerchief works with this.

358
00:23:26,890 --> 00:23:28,209
I didn't know you were here.

359
00:23:28,349 --> 00:23:30,623
Richard, look at this
girl. What do you see?

360
00:23:30,808 --> 00:23:33,240
- Well.
- It's Audrey Hepburn in <i>Sabrina.</i>

361
00:23:33,432 --> 00:23:36,104
Now that you mention it,
there is a touch of Audrey in her.

362
00:23:36,308 --> 00:23:37,819
But even prettier.

363
00:23:37,975 --> 00:23:40,249
Yes, and without that
ridiculous affected accent.

364
00:23:40,433 --> 00:23:44,219
For years I kept telling her,
"Audrey, get a speech therapist."

365
00:23:44,517 --> 00:23:48,223
She was very stubborn,
but could she wear capris.

366
00:23:48,726 --> 00:23:51,711
You know, Rory is
starting Yale in the fall.

367
00:23:51,723 --> 00:23:53,352
Yale, that is exciting.

368
00:23:53,643 --> 00:23:57,997
- You'll need a whole new wardrobe?
- Celine, I love this one.

369
00:23:58,269 --> 00:24:01,736
Yes, I had that exact
suit made in mint...

370
00:24:01,978 --> 00:24:04,615
for Mrs. Walter
Cronkite just last week.

371
00:24:05,478 --> 00:24:09,149
A darling woman, we've
been friends since the big bang.

372
00:24:09,728 --> 00:24:11,922
- That's nice.
- What do you think of this?

373
00:24:12,104 --> 00:24:15,889
I like the green one with the beads,
it made you look like a mermaid.

374
00:24:16,146 --> 00:24:18,420
You guys know, this is
just a casual graduation.

375
00:24:18,604 --> 00:24:20,320
Folding chairs on the grass.

376
00:24:20,479 --> 00:24:22,946
- There's going to be grass?
- Yeah, it'll be outside.

377
00:24:23,147 --> 00:24:27,535
You can not wear green around grass,
I learned that from Tovah Borgnine.

378
00:24:27,814 --> 00:24:29,042
The hard way.

379
00:24:29,188 --> 00:24:32,576
Go try the red one on, red
goes wonderful with nature.

380
00:24:32,814 --> 00:24:35,042
- All right.
- I'm going to try the gray linen.

381
00:24:35,231 --> 00:24:39,380
- Yes. With this white silk shirt.
- Very nice.

382
00:24:39,731 --> 00:24:42,448
Yes, I had that exact
shirt on Jimmy Stewart...

383
00:24:42,648 --> 00:24:46,878
the night before his colonoscopy.
He came through it clean as a whistle.

384
00:24:50,691 --> 00:24:54,682
Never underestimate
the power of a good shirt.

385
00:24:56,066 --> 00:24:57,783
I never will again.

386
00:25:00,192 --> 00:25:01,545
- Kathy Kim.
- Check.

387
00:25:03,151 --> 00:25:04,185
Next.

388
00:25:04,943 --> 00:25:07,137
- Greg Aguilera.
- Check.

389
00:25:09,068 --> 00:25:10,137
Next.

390
00:25:11,235 --> 00:25:13,509
- Brad Langford.
- Check.

391
00:25:17,360 --> 00:25:20,510
- Why did you do that?
- It has a really bad picture of us on it.

392
00:25:20,736 --> 00:25:23,886
But that page had the only
picture of me in the entire book.

393
00:25:26,945 --> 00:25:28,581
- There.
- Next.

394
00:25:28,945 --> 00:25:31,093
No one is going
to buy our tickets.

395
00:25:31,279 --> 00:25:34,871
- Give it time, Paris.
- After an hour, we've sold eight tickets.

396
00:25:35,113 --> 00:25:38,659
Grad Night is a big deal,
Paris, they will buy the tickets.

397
00:25:39,779 --> 00:25:41,371
Unbutton your top.

398
00:25:41,613 --> 00:25:43,602
- What?
- Boys are controlled by one thing.

399
00:25:43,780 --> 00:25:45,338
- Unbutton your top.
- No.

400
00:25:45,488 --> 00:25:47,364
Me doing it isn't
going to help any.

401
00:25:47,531 --> 00:25:49,839
You need to relax, you
need to stop worrying...

402
00:25:50,031 --> 00:25:53,101
you need to stop obsessing,
and stop looking at my boobs.

403
00:25:53,322 --> 00:25:56,199
Man, even the stupid
class poster table has a line.

404
00:25:56,407 --> 00:25:59,237
Time to play
let's-distract-Paris. Look at me.

405
00:25:59,866 --> 00:26:01,582
- Let's talk.
- About what?

406
00:26:01,741 --> 00:26:03,855
Anything. Tell me what
college you landed on.

407
00:26:04,033 --> 00:26:05,863
- I didn't.
- What's it between?

408
00:26:06,033 --> 00:26:09,227
- Princeton, Columbia, and Yale.
- Good choices.

409
00:26:09,450 --> 00:26:11,280
I'm not that interested
in Columbia...

410
00:26:11,450 --> 00:26:14,406
but my mother hates the idea,
so I have to keep it in the mix...

411
00:26:14,616 --> 00:26:16,333
- you know?
- Do I ever.

412
00:26:16,492 --> 00:26:18,527
Princeton's a good school,
but Jamie goes there.

413
00:26:18,701 --> 00:26:20,054
- That's your boyfriend?
- Yes.

414
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:23,906
If I go there, it's going to look
like I went there just to be with him.

415
00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:26,274
Suddenly, I'm Felicity
without the hair issues...

416
00:26:26,452 --> 00:26:29,840
- and I'm not very comfortable with that.
- But, look at it like this.

417
00:26:30,077 --> 00:26:33,271
Not going to a school you like just
because your boyfriend is there...

418
00:26:33,494 --> 00:26:37,199
is as bad as going to a school you don't
like because your boyfriend isn't there.

419
00:26:37,453 --> 00:26:39,727
- I guess.
- If you want to go to Princeton, go there.

420
00:26:39,911 --> 00:26:41,661
If you want to go
to Yale, go to Yale.

421
00:26:41,828 --> 00:26:44,181
Leave Jamie out of it,
leave your mother out of it...

422
00:26:44,370 --> 00:26:47,837
just decide whatever
it is you want and do it.

423
00:26:48,412 --> 00:26:50,322
I can try that, I guess.

424
00:26:50,954 --> 00:26:52,829
- Thanks.
- You're welcome.

425
00:26:54,663 --> 00:26:56,334
What are you doing?

426
00:26:57,330 --> 00:26:59,320
- I'm giving you a hug.
- Why?

427
00:26:59,496 --> 00:27:03,088
Just give in to it, baby, come
on, you can do it. Atta girl.

428
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:07,866
Unclench the fist, Paris.
Yeah, there you go.

429
00:27:08,414 --> 00:27:09,892
Sash, I'm home!

430
00:27:13,165 --> 00:27:16,473
What's up, Lily Lou? Want
some pineapple on your pizza?

431
00:27:16,707 --> 00:27:18,185
- She do that a lot?
- All the time.

432
00:27:18,333 --> 00:27:20,291
- You ever find it a little weird?
- All the time.

433
00:27:20,333 --> 00:27:21,332
[Thudding]

434
00:27:21,915 --> 00:27:24,666
- Why don't you give me a minute here?
- Okay.

435
00:27:24,875 --> 00:27:26,511
Make it two, two minutes. Three.

436
00:27:26,666 --> 00:27:27,700
[Bottles clanking]

437
00:27:27,833 --> 00:27:29,947
And do a special knock
before you come in.

438
00:27:30,125 --> 00:27:31,921
- Maybe a...
- I passed a bookstore...

439
00:27:32,083 --> 00:27:34,550
back on the boardwalk.
I'll go check it out.

440
00:27:34,751 --> 00:27:37,706
But I thought the knock
idea was kind of cool.

441
00:27:53,210 --> 00:27:55,927
Last week, when you said
you were going to Sacramento...

442
00:27:56,128 --> 00:27:58,640
to check out a potential
supplier, you actually went...

443
00:27:58,836 --> 00:28:00,553
To Connecticut to see Jess.

444
00:28:00,712 --> 00:28:02,621
That was quite an
elaborate story you made up.

445
00:28:02,795 --> 00:28:05,069
- I do have a gift.
- Of course, I didn't believe you.

446
00:28:05,254 --> 00:28:08,528
- It's not a big gift, but...
- Why didn't you tell me?

447
00:28:09,171 --> 00:28:10,604
I don't know.

448
00:28:12,047 --> 00:28:14,002
Why are you nodding your head?

449
00:28:14,172 --> 00:28:17,400
You're shrugging your shoulders.
You're nodding and shrugging.

450
00:28:17,631 --> 00:28:20,347
Why are you nodding your head
and shrugging your shoulders?

451
00:28:20,547 --> 00:28:23,344
Will you stop nodding and
shrugging? Sasha, come on.

452
00:28:23,547 --> 00:28:25,219
- I'll get the pizza.
- Have it delivered.

453
00:28:25,381 --> 00:28:28,211
They get too stoned
after 6:00. It'll take forever.

454
00:28:28,423 --> 00:28:30,253
I didn't know how
it was going to go.

455
00:28:30,423 --> 00:28:33,697
I didn't know if he was going to be
there or talk to me or slug me or...

456
00:28:33,924 --> 00:28:36,721
- I get it. I'll see you later, roomie.
- Do not do that.

457
00:28:36,924 --> 00:28:40,153
We are not roomies, we are
partners, we are soul mates.

458
00:28:40,382 --> 00:28:43,020
You went cross-country to
see your son for the first time...

459
00:28:43,217 --> 00:28:46,605
since he was born and you
didn't tell me. We are roomies.

460
00:28:47,091 --> 00:28:50,047
- I'm sorry.
- Get the extra mattress out.

461
00:28:50,259 --> 00:28:51,736
- What for?
- For Jess.

462
00:28:51,884 --> 00:28:54,032
- For Jess to do what?
- For Jess to sleep on.

463
00:28:54,218 --> 00:28:55,935
- Jess is sleeping here?
- Isn't he?

464
00:28:56,092 --> 00:28:57,126
I don't know.

465
00:28:57,259 --> 00:28:59,215
- Did you ask if he was staying the night?
- No.

466
00:28:59,384 --> 00:29:01,294
- Did you ask how long he's here for?
- No.

467
00:29:01,469 --> 00:29:03,140
- Did you ask anything?
- Should I have?

468
00:29:03,302 --> 00:29:04,575
He could be in trouble.

469
00:29:04,719 --> 00:29:06,993
- What kind of trouble?
- How would I know?

470
00:29:07,177 --> 00:29:10,054
- You just said he's in trouble.
- I said he could be in trouble.

471
00:29:10,261 --> 00:29:11,738
He could be running
from the cops...

472
00:29:11,886 --> 00:29:14,160
or attempting to hop
across America on one foot...

473
00:29:14,345 --> 00:29:17,812
or he came all the way from
Connecticut just to have pizza...

474
00:29:18,054 --> 00:29:21,601
with his father who he's not
seen or heard from in 17 years.

475
00:29:22,638 --> 00:29:25,071
What are the odds
it's the last one?

476
00:29:26,013 --> 00:29:29,366
Do what you want. Talk to him
or don't talk to him. I don't care.

477
00:29:29,596 --> 00:29:31,666
I'll be back. Lily, come on.

478
00:29:40,348 --> 00:29:44,622
Now, Sabrina, college is a very
important time in a young girl's life.

479
00:29:45,431 --> 00:29:47,262
You need to be properly attired.

480
00:29:47,432 --> 00:29:49,501
- I'm sure, but...
- Trust me.

481
00:29:49,682 --> 00:29:53,911
A young girl is completely and
solely judged by her appearance.

482
00:29:54,474 --> 00:29:56,032
All right, let's begin.

483
00:29:56,183 --> 00:29:59,138
I always start every
wardrobe from the top.

484
00:29:59,517 --> 00:30:00,665
The hat.

485
00:30:01,391 --> 00:30:04,302
Remember, Sabrina, it's
the first thing that God sees...

486
00:30:04,517 --> 00:30:07,791
- when you walk outside in the morning.
- Well, I'm exhausted.

487
00:30:08,017 --> 00:30:10,052
I feel as if I've tried
on every dress in town.

488
00:30:10,226 --> 00:30:12,659
- So is it the blue?
- Yes, I think it's the blue.

489
00:30:12,851 --> 00:30:15,966
I think it's quite suitable for
my granddaughter's graduation.

490
00:30:16,185 --> 00:30:17,333
Hi, hon. Mom.

491
00:30:17,685 --> 00:30:21,436
- What are you doing here?
- I came to pick Rory up. Miss Celine?

492
00:30:21,685 --> 00:30:24,436
Oh, my God, it's Natalie Wood!

493
00:30:24,852 --> 00:30:26,841
Look, Sabrina,
it's Natalie Wood.

494
00:30:27,103 --> 00:30:30,650
Miss Celine, I can't believe
it, you're still working.

495
00:30:31,436 --> 00:30:35,188
I tried to retire once. Olivia
de Havilland wouldn't hear of it.

496
00:30:35,437 --> 00:30:38,313
Well, how are you? How's
Mrs. Walter Cronkite?

497
00:30:38,562 --> 00:30:41,279
Lovely, thank you
for asking, Natalie.

498
00:30:41,479 --> 00:30:43,515
I left the suits upstairs,
I'll go and get them.

499
00:30:43,687 --> 00:30:45,484
No, I'll get them.

500
00:30:45,979 --> 00:30:49,049
It's who I am, the
Keeper of the Clothes.

501
00:30:49,980 --> 00:30:53,208
- It's a delight to see you again.
- Same here, Celine.

502
00:30:55,106 --> 00:30:56,175
My God!

503
00:30:56,314 --> 00:30:59,191
[Whispering] She was like, 1,000
when I was 10. I can't believe it.

504
00:30:59,398 --> 00:31:02,195
You should've seen all the
clothes Grandma tried on today.

505
00:31:02,399 --> 00:31:05,115
She picked a beautiful
blue dress for graduation.

506
00:31:05,315 --> 00:31:08,509
- I'd like to see that, Mom.
- It needs to be altered.

507
00:31:09,649 --> 00:31:12,321
Sure. I'll see it at
graduation, I guess.

508
00:31:14,608 --> 00:31:17,438
I'm sorry I didn't tell you in
advance that I was coming over.

509
00:31:17,650 --> 00:31:20,719
- I don't need advance notice.
- You just seem tense.

510
00:31:20,942 --> 00:31:24,978
No, I'm just tired. And busy. I have
a very busy evening ahead of me.

511
00:31:25,275 --> 00:31:26,548
I'm sure you do.

512
00:31:26,692 --> 00:31:29,045
- Dinner's ready, Mrs. Gilmore.
- No, it's not.

513
00:31:29,235 --> 00:31:31,826
- I just checked it and it's...
- I checked 10 minutes ago...

514
00:31:32,026 --> 00:31:33,345
and it had 40 minutes to go.

515
00:31:33,485 --> 00:31:36,361
- But it's really brown and...
- Please do not argue with me.

516
00:31:36,568 --> 00:31:39,683
It's not ready. Now go in
there and make the salad.

517
00:31:41,403 --> 00:31:43,039
- What?
- The salad's ready.

518
00:31:46,653 --> 00:31:48,484
- It's 7:00.
- So?

519
00:31:48,653 --> 00:31:51,404
- It's your dinnertime.
- I don't have a dinnertime.

520
00:31:51,612 --> 00:31:53,681
- You don't have a dinnertime?
- No, I don't.

521
00:31:53,862 --> 00:31:57,454
All the years that I grew up in this
house, we did not sit down to dinner...

522
00:31:57,696 --> 00:31:59,844
at exactly 7:00
every single night?

523
00:32:00,029 --> 00:32:01,826
- No.
- I just imagined that?

524
00:32:01,988 --> 00:32:04,784
I don't know what your
obsession with dinnertime is...

525
00:32:04,988 --> 00:32:08,501
Dinnertime was always at
7:00, now all of a sudden it's not.

526
00:32:08,738 --> 00:32:09,808
Is it because I'm here?

527
00:32:09,947 --> 00:32:11,300
- That's ridiculous.
- It is.

528
00:32:11,447 --> 00:32:14,914
I'm here and if you served
dinner, Miss Manners would insist...

529
00:32:15,156 --> 00:32:18,384
that you invite me to stay, and
you don't want to, so you pretend...

530
00:32:18,615 --> 00:32:20,763
that now dinner is
whenever you feel like it.

531
00:32:20,949 --> 00:32:24,859
Lorelai, do not get dramatic. Dinner
is not ready and even if it was...

532
00:32:25,116 --> 00:32:27,469
I would still not be able
to invite you to stay...

533
00:32:27,658 --> 00:32:29,613
because your father
and I have plans tonight.

534
00:32:29,783 --> 00:32:31,613
We are eating quickly
and then leaving.

535
00:32:31,783 --> 00:32:33,738
- To go where?
- The Thompson's.

536
00:32:33,908 --> 00:32:35,500
- For what?
- Book club.

537
00:32:35,658 --> 00:32:36,806
What book?

538
00:32:36,950 --> 00:32:38,622
<i>- Lovely Bones.</i>
- Did you like it?

539
00:32:38,784 --> 00:32:41,739
It's not my taste, but
I respect the attempt.

540
00:32:42,243 --> 00:32:45,437
- Now I know where I get it from.
- We'll have dinner another time.

541
00:32:45,660 --> 00:32:47,615
So are you kicking us out?

542
00:32:47,993 --> 00:32:49,585
I told you, we have plans.

543
00:32:49,743 --> 00:32:52,653
Or do you want to get the
dinner, that's ready, on the table?

544
00:32:52,868 --> 00:32:54,665
- Lorelai, please.
- Tell me this.

545
00:32:54,827 --> 00:32:57,465
If I couldn't stay but Rory
could, would you want her to?

546
00:32:57,661 --> 00:33:00,571
Of course I would, but
your father and I have plans.

547
00:33:00,786 --> 00:33:04,219
- So she can't stay even if I'm gone?
- No, she can't.

548
00:33:04,453 --> 00:33:07,841
Emily, for heaven's sake,
it's 7:10, why aren't we eating?

549
00:33:08,079 --> 00:33:11,705
Listen, Rory was going to stay for
dinner if you guys don't have plans.

550
00:33:11,954 --> 00:33:13,512
Of course we don't
have any plans.

551
00:33:13,663 --> 00:33:15,652
I'm thrilled Rory's staying.

552
00:33:15,830 --> 00:33:19,501
You've just livened up a very
boring night in the Gilmore house.

553
00:33:19,746 --> 00:33:22,384
Enjoy your dinner. And,
Mom, get yourself an agent.

554
00:33:22,580 --> 00:33:25,535
'Cause you are wasting that
talent of yours on dinner theater.

555
00:33:25,747 --> 00:33:27,066
Mom, wait!

556
00:33:33,665 --> 00:33:36,700
Mom, wait! Where are you going?

557
00:33:36,999 --> 00:33:40,546
I am going to drive backwards,
fast, to reverse the Earth's orbit...

558
00:33:40,790 --> 00:33:44,337
to go back in time, to before I
decided to come here in the first place.

559
00:33:44,582 --> 00:33:46,617
- You came to pick me up.
- What was I thinking?

560
00:33:46,791 --> 00:33:49,178
You were thinking, "My
daughter shouldn't have to...

561
00:33:49,375 --> 00:33:52,205
- "walk back to Stars Hollow."
- A 30-mile hike never hurt anyone.

562
00:33:52,417 --> 00:33:54,213
- I can't believe her.
- I can't believe you.

563
00:33:54,375 --> 00:33:55,854
- Why?
- You were gonna leave me here?

564
00:33:56,001 --> 00:33:59,195
- So you could have dinner with them.
- I never said I wanted to.

565
00:33:59,418 --> 00:34:01,532
You said that and
then you stormed out.

566
00:34:01,710 --> 00:34:05,779
Okay, I'm sorry, I just... I finally
realized I can't do this anymore.

567
00:34:06,043 --> 00:34:09,795
- I can't come back here anymore.
- I shouldn't have asked you to pick me up.

568
00:34:10,043 --> 00:34:13,192
It's okay. It's good, actually.
Now I can stop feeling guilty...

569
00:34:13,419 --> 00:34:16,409
for not talking to them. I can
go back to the way things were.

570
00:34:16,627 --> 00:34:18,219
We share a nose and that's it.

571
00:34:18,378 --> 00:34:20,094
- We're going?
- Yes, we're going.

572
00:34:20,253 --> 00:34:23,800
I have to go get my books.
Please be here when I come back.

573
00:34:33,588 --> 00:34:36,339
- Are you staying?
- No, I have to go, Grandma.

574
00:34:36,547 --> 00:34:39,741
- We'll just see you at graduation.
- I guess you will.

575
00:34:40,171 --> 00:34:42,809
I don't know what to do
with that mother of yours.

576
00:34:43,006 --> 00:34:47,200
- Everything has to be such a scene.
- I think you're being really stupid.

577
00:34:55,257 --> 00:34:56,405
LORELAI: So, Souplantation?

578
00:34:56,549 --> 00:34:58,936
RORY: Wait, I'm near
the end of this chapter.

579
00:35:00,299 --> 00:35:03,812
- Okay, let the raving begin.
- A room full of all-you-can-eat food?

580
00:35:04,049 --> 00:35:07,926
Soup, salad, pizza, pasta, chicken
wings. Ice cream! Rainbow sprinkles!

581
00:35:08,175 --> 00:35:11,325
- How didn't I know about that?
- I have no good answers for you.

582
00:35:11,550 --> 00:35:13,540
We are going back
with Tupperware.

583
00:35:13,717 --> 00:35:15,309
- It's turning yellow.
- Shoot.

584
00:35:15,467 --> 00:35:17,183
RORY: Come on, gun
it! LORELAI: I can't.

585
00:35:17,342 --> 00:35:18,341
We have to get home.

586
00:35:18,467 --> 00:35:21,695
Rory, I already have two
tickets, I cannot get another.

587
00:35:21,926 --> 00:35:23,324
I can't believe you stopped.

588
00:35:23,468 --> 00:35:25,935
- You wanted me to go?
- There's no one around.

589
00:35:26,135 --> 00:35:29,602
Now no one's around, but
when I run that light a police car...

590
00:35:29,844 --> 00:35:32,833
four helicopters, the Canadian
Mounties and a crew of cops...

591
00:35:33,052 --> 00:35:35,690
- jump out of a dumpster and I'm toast.
- Paranoid.

592
00:35:35,887 --> 00:35:38,842
Because you're paranoid doesn't
mean they're not out to get you.

593
00:35:39,053 --> 00:35:41,042
All right, I guess we wait.

594
00:35:46,929 --> 00:35:49,679
Do you think Luke will know
we went to Souplantation?

595
00:35:49,888 --> 00:35:52,355
- Not unless you tell him.
- Maybe he'll be able to tell.

596
00:35:52,555 --> 00:35:55,385
- There'll be a glow.
- An all-you-can-eat glow.

597
00:35:55,597 --> 00:35:59,474
He'll see the glow and know we cheated.
He won't give us extra fries again.

598
00:36:05,264 --> 00:36:08,141
Mom, why did Luke
just bolt away from us?

599
00:36:09,265 --> 00:36:11,061
[Laughing awkwardly]
Maybe he saw the glow.

600
00:36:13,682 --> 00:36:16,990
I'm sorry I didn't tell you
sooner, I just thought...

601
00:36:17,224 --> 00:36:20,577
with all the stuff you were
doing maybe I should wait.

602
00:36:21,057 --> 00:36:22,615
What's going on?

603
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:24,998
Jess is gone.

604
00:36:25,725 --> 00:36:27,714
- Gone where?
- I don't know.

605
00:36:28,309 --> 00:36:30,617
Luke knows but
he didn't tell me.

606
00:36:32,018 --> 00:36:34,894
But he doesn't seem to
think he's coming back.

607
00:36:36,393 --> 00:36:37,790
Neither do I.

608
00:36:42,227 --> 00:36:43,624
Are you okay?

609
00:36:44,977 --> 00:36:46,046
Yeah.

610
00:36:47,311 --> 00:36:48,709
Forget this.

611
00:36:56,145 --> 00:36:58,373
[Police siren wailing]

612
00:37:14,022 --> 00:37:16,409
When you say you're at a
bookstore on the boardwalk...

613
00:37:16,606 --> 00:37:17,675
- be more specific.
- What?

614
00:37:17,814 --> 00:37:21,008
I have been looking for over an
hour, I've been to three bookstores.

615
00:37:21,231 --> 00:37:23,186
I have been worried
sick about you.

616
00:37:23,356 --> 00:37:24,584
- Sorry.
- Outside.

617
00:37:24,732 --> 00:37:26,209
- But...
- Outside.

618
00:37:35,357 --> 00:37:36,835
- You in trouble?
- What?

619
00:37:36,983 --> 00:37:38,972
When you left home,
were the cops after you?

620
00:37:39,150 --> 00:37:42,378
"No" they shouldn't be, or "no"
'cause they haven't found the head yet?

621
00:37:42,609 --> 00:37:44,996
- What's up, Jimmy?
- You just showed up here, man.

622
00:37:45,192 --> 00:37:47,340
- I know I did.
- No call, no letter, just like...

623
00:37:47,525 --> 00:37:50,197
Like you showing up in Stars
Hollow with no letter, no call.

624
00:37:50,401 --> 00:37:52,754
- Were you in trouble?
- We're talking about you.

625
00:37:52,942 --> 00:37:54,501
- I'm not on the run.
- Why're you here?

626
00:37:54,651 --> 00:37:57,766
- Why'd you come to Stars Hollow?
- Mr. Double-talk, I need an answer.

627
00:37:57,985 --> 00:38:00,815
So do I. You show up, don't
talk to me, don't say anything...

628
00:38:01,027 --> 00:38:04,335
just have a cup of coffee and leave.
Why come if you didn't want to talk...

629
00:38:04,569 --> 00:38:06,365
- I did want to talk to you.
- You did?

630
00:38:06,527 --> 00:38:07,880
I wanted to talk to you.

631
00:38:08,028 --> 00:38:11,302
You think a person travels all that
way just to listen to a Bowie song?

632
00:38:11,528 --> 00:38:13,278
Granted, a classic
off <i>Ziggy,</i> but still.

633
00:38:13,445 --> 00:38:16,162
So what? You're telling
me you just chickened out?

634
00:38:16,363 --> 00:38:17,362
Yeah.

635
00:38:23,030 --> 00:38:25,587
- Well, I came to see you.
- Okay.

636
00:38:25,780 --> 00:38:29,247
And I thought maybe I could
crash here for a little while.

637
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:31,423
[Exclaiming in comprehension]

638
00:38:31,447 --> 00:38:34,800
Just a little while. I don't need
my own room or anything...

639
00:38:35,031 --> 00:38:37,339
I could just sleep on the couch.

640
00:38:37,531 --> 00:38:39,679
Or on the extra mattress
we keep in the closet.

641
00:38:39,865 --> 00:38:41,536
Sure, that would be fine, too.

642
00:38:41,698 --> 00:38:43,653
Sasha is always right.
It drives me crazy.

643
00:38:43,823 --> 00:38:46,176
No matter what the
situation, she's always right.

644
00:38:46,366 --> 00:38:48,362
I'd love to be right
just once in a while.

645
00:38:48,374 --> 00:38:49,560
It wouldn't be for long.

646
00:38:49,783 --> 00:38:53,011
You know she called the Super Bowl
five times in a row? Is she a witch?

647
00:38:53,241 --> 00:38:57,356
- You know what... Say no if you want.
- Come on, you can't stay here.

648
00:38:57,617 --> 00:38:59,652
- Why not?
- Because you can't.

649
00:39:00,034 --> 00:39:01,670
- Why not?
- Because you can't.

650
00:39:02,659 --> 00:39:05,774
I'm asking why not, but that doesn't
seem to be getting me anywhere.

651
00:39:05,992 --> 00:39:08,789
Look at me, Jess. I'm not a
father. I was never a father.

652
00:39:08,993 --> 00:39:11,187
I left you because I
wasn't a father. I mean it.

653
00:39:11,368 --> 00:39:14,040
When the cigar was finished, I
was like, "What're you doing?"

654
00:39:14,243 --> 00:39:16,437
"How will you take
care of someone else?"

655
00:39:16,619 --> 00:39:19,006
- That's not what I...
- I can't take you in or raise you.

656
00:39:19,202 --> 00:39:22,318
Raise me? I'm 18. I'm raised.
I can vote. I can be drafted.

657
00:39:22,535 --> 00:39:25,605
It's too late to throw me a
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles party.

658
00:39:25,828 --> 00:39:27,305
You came here to bust my balls?

659
00:39:27,453 --> 00:39:29,090
- I didn't.
- Then put the bat down.

660
00:39:29,245 --> 00:39:32,360
I don't need a daddy, I
just need a place to crash.

661
00:39:32,579 --> 00:39:34,807
You know that it's only
in the last five years...

662
00:39:34,995 --> 00:39:36,826
I even started to
put my life together?

663
00:39:36,996 --> 00:39:40,951
You don't want to be around me. I
am a screw-up. That is my genetic code.

664
00:39:41,205 --> 00:39:43,433
The apple doesn't fall
too far from the tree.

665
00:39:43,622 --> 00:39:46,372
Don't say that. You're young,
you can do anything you want.

666
00:39:46,580 --> 00:39:48,967
- Just let me stay a month.
- Are you listening?

667
00:39:49,164 --> 00:39:51,199
I have nothing to
offer you, nothing!

668
00:39:51,373 --> 00:39:54,169
You have nothing?
I have nothing!

669
00:39:54,456 --> 00:39:56,525
I have no place to go.
I can't stay at Luke's...

670
00:39:56,706 --> 00:39:59,218
I can't stay in Stars Hollow,
my mother's a whack job.

671
00:39:59,415 --> 00:40:02,882
You say you're a loser who
can't take me off this terrific path...

672
00:40:03,123 --> 00:40:06,000
I'm headed down right now?
I'm not graduating high school.

673
00:40:06,208 --> 00:40:08,594
I don't know what to do
with the rest of my life...

674
00:40:08,791 --> 00:40:10,303
but I better find out soon...

675
00:40:10,458 --> 00:40:13,846
or I'm gonna be that guy out
there selling the hemp hats!

676
00:40:19,084 --> 00:40:20,801
I have one of those.

677
00:40:21,709 --> 00:40:23,220
It's a good hat.

678
00:40:29,377 --> 00:40:30,446
Well?

679
00:40:32,126 --> 00:40:34,923
- I have to talk it over with Sasha.
- Just...

680
00:40:35,294 --> 00:40:36,965
Tell her I'm a dog.

681
00:40:37,169 --> 00:40:40,477
Great idea. You could sit there
and lick yourself while she decides.

682
00:40:40,711 --> 00:40:42,507
You know, help sell it.

683
00:40:44,295 --> 00:40:45,852
Thank you, Jimmy.

684
00:40:46,337 --> 00:40:48,133
If she says it's
okay, then we'll see.

685
00:40:48,295 --> 00:40:50,125
- Fine, we'll see.
- It may not work out.

686
00:40:50,295 --> 00:40:51,853
- I totally understand.
- But I'll ask.

687
00:40:52,004 --> 00:40:54,993
- And if she says it's okay, then...
- We'll see.

688
00:40:56,588 --> 00:40:57,860
We'll see.

689
00:41:03,547 --> 00:41:05,378
Oh, my God, I'm so tired.

690
00:41:05,548 --> 00:41:07,934
- How about going to bed?
- I have to study.

691
00:41:08,130 --> 00:41:11,563
Or better yet, make a pot of
coffee, and once again get no sleep.

692
00:41:11,798 --> 00:41:13,196
Just as good.

693
00:41:13,965 --> 00:41:17,717
- What's this?
- Yale needed my social security number.

694
00:41:21,757 --> 00:41:24,269
- Look who became a soche?
- What?

695
00:41:24,466 --> 00:41:26,774
You got a lot of
signatures in here.

696
00:41:26,966 --> 00:41:30,002
Everybody signs everybody's
yearbook, it's polite.

697
00:41:30,508 --> 00:41:33,259
"Rory, have a great
summer. BFF, Amber."

698
00:41:33,634 --> 00:41:36,510
- Amber BFF'd you.
- I feel truly blessed.

699
00:41:36,801 --> 00:41:41,155
"Hey, Aurory borealis." You
can't talk to this one ever again.

700
00:41:41,717 --> 00:41:46,150
"You have been my inspiration, my rock,
my light. I loved you in <i>South Pacific."</i>

701
00:41:46,426 --> 00:41:48,335
- When did you do <i>South Pacific?</i>
- What?

702
00:41:48,510 --> 00:41:51,261
Some dipstick named Shauna
thinks you were in <i>South Pacific.</i>

703
00:41:51,469 --> 00:41:54,219
- Shauna tends to get people mixed up.
- Okay.

704
00:42:04,428 --> 00:42:05,940
You know what's weird?

705
00:42:06,096 --> 00:42:09,529
A lot of the kids in here are
calling you a valedictorian.

706
00:42:10,429 --> 00:42:11,861
Is that like a dirty skank?

707
00:42:12,012 --> 00:42:16,242
'Cause if it is, I will kick their plaid
butts up and down the sidewalk.

708
00:42:16,847 --> 00:42:20,280
- Were you named valedictorian?
- Yes, and you know what that means?

709
00:42:20,514 --> 00:42:22,503
One more stupid speech
that I have to write...

710
00:42:22,681 --> 00:42:25,318
that I have no time to
write, but I have to write.

711
00:42:25,514 --> 00:42:26,787
Listen.

712
00:42:27,681 --> 00:42:30,398
My little Holly Hunter
in <i>Broadcast News.</i>

713
00:42:30,849 --> 00:42:34,315
I am going to let you freak out
and study like a madwoman...

714
00:42:34,557 --> 00:42:37,434
and stress yourself out until
finals, but once they're over...

715
00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:41,631
we are going to celebrate big
time. Because this is amazing.

716
00:42:43,266 --> 00:42:45,858
Yeah. It is.

717
00:42:49,434 --> 00:42:52,026
Okay. Now go make Mommy nervous.