1 00:00:00,814 --> 00:00:04,198 So, I have talked to every member of my family and we agreed... 2 00:00:04,435 --> 00:00:06,740 that you can hold the rooms on my credit card... 3 00:00:06,932 --> 00:00:08,726 but everyone must check out with their own. 4 00:00:08,888 --> 00:00:09,921 Got it. 5 00:00:10,054 --> 00:00:12,245 Have we gone over the room arrangements yet? 6 00:00:12,425 --> 00:00:14,253 Closing in on a hundred and fifty times. 7 00:00:14,423 --> 00:00:18,567 The Doose clan is very particular about their accommodations. 8 00:00:18,876 --> 00:00:22,463 We are light sleepers and are prone to night terrors and several of us... 9 00:00:22,704 --> 00:00:26,655 are very allergic to bed clothing, so it is very important that we are... 10 00:00:26,907 --> 00:00:30,654 On the first floor or near a fire escape. I know, it's all taken care of. 11 00:00:30,902 --> 00:00:32,969 Could you wait a second, I'll be right back. 12 00:00:33,150 --> 00:00:35,659 All right, but hurry, I don't have all day. 13 00:00:37,644 --> 00:00:40,789 Rory, you were supposed to bring me a cup of coffee. 14 00:00:41,099 --> 00:00:43,891 - Yes, I know, I'm sorry, I got distracted. - My fault. 15 00:00:44,095 --> 00:00:46,683 When you left me there I was alone, and now, look... 16 00:00:46,883 --> 00:00:48,994 - I'm no longer alone. - Taylor found you? 17 00:00:49,172 --> 00:00:51,998 Yes, and we've since embarked on hour one hundred millionth... 18 00:00:52,210 --> 00:00:54,435 planning the special Doose reunion. 19 00:00:54,624 --> 00:00:56,338 I'm coming back there right now. 20 00:00:56,496 --> 00:01:00,765 Yes, and then you are going to get very sick and be unable to feed yourself... 21 00:01:01,032 --> 00:01:03,905 so Mommy will need to take you home and stay by your side... 22 00:01:04,112 --> 00:01:05,782 until the Doose reunion is over. 23 00:01:05,943 --> 00:01:07,419 Okay. Say goodbye to Jess. 24 00:01:07,566 --> 00:01:09,632 - 'Bye, Jess. - I'll call you later. 25 00:01:09,897 --> 00:01:11,531 Limp a little if you can. 26 00:01:11,769 --> 00:01:15,595 What malady do I have that makes me limp and lose the ability to feed myself? 27 00:01:15,847 --> 00:01:17,517 - It's French. - Okay. 28 00:01:19,760 --> 00:01:22,428 Taylor, we're gonna need to finish this up a little later. 29 00:01:22,631 --> 00:01:24,027 Rory's not feeling so good. 30 00:01:24,171 --> 00:01:25,680 Oh, no. What's the matter? 31 00:01:25,835 --> 00:01:27,186 It's French. 32 00:01:27,625 --> 00:01:30,577 All right, I think we're just about done here anyhow. 33 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:34,901 Before I forget, let me give you each one of these. 34 00:01:35,865 --> 00:01:38,658 "Stars Hollow Hockey 2003 Semi-finalists." 35 00:01:38,861 --> 00:01:40,338 "Go, Minutemen, the future is yours." 36 00:01:40,485 --> 00:01:41,836 "Bring this button to Doose's..." 37 00:01:41,982 --> 00:01:44,775 "For 50 percent off your next purchase of Stove Top Stuffing." 38 00:01:44,979 --> 00:01:47,011 That's a lot of words for a tiny button. 39 00:01:47,185 --> 00:01:49,568 I expect to see you wearing them at the game tomorrow night. 40 00:01:49,765 --> 00:01:51,752 - We'll try to make it. - Try to make it? 41 00:01:51,929 --> 00:01:53,916 Do you realize this is the first time... 42 00:01:54,092 --> 00:01:57,601 we've been in the regional semi-finals in 43 years? 43 00:01:57,838 --> 00:02:01,539 Didn't we only make it this far because the Litchfield team got food poisoning? 44 00:02:01,791 --> 00:02:05,617 I admit it's not exactly the plot of Hoosiers but still it's very exciting. 45 00:02:05,870 --> 00:02:09,060 It's nice that you and your family are so loyal to the home team. 46 00:02:09,283 --> 00:02:12,870 The Dooses have been the backbone of Stars Hollow High hockey for years. 47 00:02:13,111 --> 00:02:17,175 I myself was the goalkeeper for our team in the last regional finals. 48 00:02:17,439 --> 00:02:18,870 - I did not know that. - Yes. 49 00:02:19,021 --> 00:02:21,053 I was responsible for the game-winning goal. 50 00:02:21,226 --> 00:02:23,610 So the puck just ricocheted off your head into the net? 51 00:02:23,806 --> 00:02:25,952 - Still counted. - I was making a joke. 52 00:02:26,137 --> 00:02:28,090 - You really got pucked in the head? - No. 53 00:02:28,259 --> 00:02:30,255 I was making a joke, too. Lorelai, just one more... 54 00:02:30,340 --> 00:02:31,372 [Bell clanging] 55 00:02:32,879 --> 00:02:36,989 What a disgrace, making that poor, sick girl run. 56 00:02:37,248 --> 00:02:39,155 Wow! You can see the dent. 57 00:03:35,511 --> 00:03:37,736 So, Rory, how are things at Chilton? 58 00:03:37,925 --> 00:03:39,877 Great, everything's great. 59 00:03:41,628 --> 00:03:44,296 And, Lorelai, things at the inn are good? 60 00:03:45,957 --> 00:03:48,783 Rory, please slow down and chew your food properly. 61 00:03:48,994 --> 00:03:51,105 I'm always telling her that. Pass the butter. 62 00:03:51,283 --> 00:03:52,316 Pass the peas. 63 00:03:52,448 --> 00:03:54,515 - Pass the pork. - Pass your plate. 64 00:03:54,695 --> 00:03:57,363 I'm sorry. Is there a race going on I don't know about? 65 00:03:57,567 --> 00:03:58,884 That was your mother. 66 00:03:59,024 --> 00:04:01,816 She wanted to make sure that our towels are Egyptian cotton. 67 00:04:02,020 --> 00:04:05,403 - It's a simple question. - Her fortieth simple question of the day. 68 00:04:05,641 --> 00:04:08,626 She's gonna stay here. She wants to know if she'll be comfortable. 69 00:04:08,845 --> 00:04:12,307 'Cause we give our guests the towels we've stolen from the Holiday Inn. 70 00:04:12,549 --> 00:04:14,774 - Grandma's coming to stay here? - For a few days. 71 00:04:14,962 --> 00:04:16,518 While her floors are being redone. 72 00:04:16,668 --> 00:04:18,541 - How's Gran doing? - Does she miss London? 73 00:04:18,708 --> 00:04:20,263 Not half as much as I do. 74 00:04:20,414 --> 00:04:23,684 I never really truly appreciated the Atlantic Ocean before. 75 00:04:23,910 --> 00:04:25,817 Three thousand lovely miles of water. 76 00:04:25,991 --> 00:04:28,374 - You are talking about my mother. - I know that. 77 00:04:28,571 --> 00:04:30,160 I'm happy to have her stay here. 78 00:04:30,319 --> 00:04:32,749 Must she keep interrupting the one dinner a week... 79 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:34,688 that we have with Lorelai and Rory? 80 00:04:34,855 --> 00:04:37,886 She knows what time we dine and why are you two eating so quickly? 81 00:04:38,101 --> 00:04:40,167 - We're not. - You were on the phone for so long. 82 00:04:40,348 --> 00:04:41,825 It just seems like we've eaten a lot. 83 00:04:41,888 --> 00:04:42,921 [Phone ringing] 84 00:04:43,053 --> 00:04:44,165 I wonder who that could be? 85 00:04:44,302 --> 00:04:45,335 [Doorbell ringing] 86 00:04:45,467 --> 00:04:48,260 Aren't we popular? Richard, perhaps you could get that... 87 00:04:48,464 --> 00:04:52,449 while I have another bath sheet versus bath towel debate with your mother. 88 00:04:53,915 --> 00:04:55,424 - You're giving it away. - What? 89 00:04:55,580 --> 00:04:56,822 You're eating too quickly. 90 00:04:56,834 --> 00:04:58,804 You said we had to be out of here by 8:30. 91 00:04:59,033 --> 00:05:01,860 - I didn't ask you to broadcast it. - I'm eating as fast as you. 92 00:05:02,072 --> 00:05:05,103 You're eating small bites very fast. Eat big bites at normal speed. 93 00:05:05,317 --> 00:05:07,667 I should risk choking to make our Friday night plans? 94 00:05:07,857 --> 00:05:08,924 Exactly. 95 00:05:09,063 --> 00:05:10,176 I apologize. 96 00:05:10,311 --> 00:05:12,139 - Collection agency again? - Excuse me? 97 00:05:12,309 --> 00:05:14,341 Thank goodness she called. Richard, did you know... 98 00:05:14,515 --> 00:05:17,279 people actually expect there to be soap in their bathrooms when they... 99 00:05:17,303 --> 00:05:18,300 [Thudding] 100 00:05:18,427 --> 00:05:19,903 [Men chattering] 101 00:05:21,881 --> 00:05:25,026 Why are there strange men hauling a mattress up my staircase? 102 00:05:25,252 --> 00:05:27,557 - Now, Emily... - She sent her own mattress? 103 00:05:27,748 --> 00:05:30,541 - She has a very sensitive back. - She sent her own mattress? 104 00:05:30,745 --> 00:05:32,493 I'll go and supervise. 105 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:34,517 [Lorelai clearing throat] 106 00:05:34,990 --> 00:05:37,499 Mom, looks like you've got a lot going on here. 107 00:05:37,695 --> 00:05:39,682 With the mattresses and the phone calls. 108 00:05:39,859 --> 00:05:42,413 So we're just gonna go and get out of your hair. 109 00:05:42,605 --> 00:05:45,717 Hold it right there. What is going on with you two? 110 00:05:46,184 --> 00:05:49,374 - What are you talking about? - You know exactly what I'm talking about. 111 00:05:49,597 --> 00:05:52,310 Bolting down your food, leaving before dessert... 112 00:05:52,510 --> 00:05:56,257 Rory checking her pager every five minutes, what do you have planned? 113 00:05:57,671 --> 00:06:02,053 Fine, we'll just sit here until one of you feels like filling me in. 114 00:06:07,492 --> 00:06:09,320 - She has a date. - So does she. 115 00:06:09,490 --> 00:06:12,838 - Hers starts a half hour earlier. - Because you get to stay out later. 116 00:06:13,069 --> 00:06:14,544 Because I'm the mom. 117 00:06:14,691 --> 00:06:17,359 You two stop it right now. You're behaving like children. 118 00:06:17,563 --> 00:06:18,914 - Sorry. - Yeah, sorry. 119 00:06:19,061 --> 00:06:22,808 Our deal is for Friday night dinners, not appearances at Friday night dinners. 120 00:06:23,057 --> 00:06:25,520 - You will sit there and eat your dessert. - But... 121 00:06:25,720 --> 00:06:27,786 One more word and I throw in a game of charades. 122 00:06:27,967 --> 00:06:29,715 - Yes, ma'am. - Yes, Mom. 123 00:06:31,379 --> 00:06:34,286 - We've got to get a faster car! - Don't blame the car. 124 00:06:34,500 --> 00:06:36,453 You're saying it's my fault we're late? 125 00:06:36,623 --> 00:06:39,655 Who said, "I've got room for another piece of pie"? 126 00:06:39,869 --> 00:06:41,902 You kept making pointless conversation... 127 00:06:42,074 --> 00:06:44,981 "thank yous", "pleases". Are you running for Miss Congeniality? 128 00:06:45,196 --> 00:06:46,229 Just get ready. 129 00:06:46,361 --> 00:06:48,824 - When are you meeting Jess? - I'll tell you in a sec. 130 00:06:49,025 --> 00:06:50,694 Have you seen my brown boots? 131 00:06:50,856 --> 00:06:52,931 MAN: [On answering machine] You have no new messages. 132 00:06:53,394 --> 00:06:56,062 Her outfit was retrofitted around those brown... 133 00:06:56,266 --> 00:06:58,377 Wait! Can you believe it? 134 00:06:58,846 --> 00:07:00,753 They were in my closet. 135 00:07:00,926 --> 00:07:04,150 What sort of bizarre accident of fate put them there? 136 00:07:07,877 --> 00:07:09,909 What? He didn't call? 137 00:07:10,623 --> 00:07:13,529 - Maybe it's too early. What time is it? - 9:15. 138 00:07:13,744 --> 00:07:15,730 - When did he say he'd call? - After work. 139 00:07:15,908 --> 00:07:17,339 - Which is when? - It varies. 140 00:07:17,490 --> 00:07:19,362 - I thought you had a plan. - We did. 141 00:07:19,529 --> 00:07:23,151 And the plan was that he calls you whenever because his work time varies? 142 00:07:23,399 --> 00:07:25,624 Good plan. Bay of Pigs, was that yours, too? 143 00:07:25,813 --> 00:07:28,686 - He'll call. - You want to come out with me and Alex? 144 00:07:28,892 --> 00:07:32,162 We might go see a midnight movie, if something bad is playing. 145 00:07:32,388 --> 00:07:35,931 Just promise me you won't sit here all night staring at the phone. 146 00:07:36,508 --> 00:07:37,859 - Happy? - Delirious. 147 00:07:38,006 --> 00:07:40,027 I shouldn't have had a second piece of pie. 148 00:07:40,039 --> 00:07:40,356 Full? 149 00:07:40,545 --> 00:07:43,418 - No, just late. - Bring me some Milk Duds. 150 00:07:43,624 --> 00:07:44,942 It's a plan. 151 00:07:47,245 --> 00:07:50,231 Then I spent about 40 minutes cleaning up my hard drive. 152 00:07:50,449 --> 00:07:53,083 You would not believe the amount of junk that accumulates: 153 00:07:53,279 --> 00:07:56,469 old files, things you've downloaded but never opened. 154 00:07:56,692 --> 00:07:58,327 It really slows down your CPU. 155 00:07:58,481 --> 00:07:59,991 Yeah, I hate a slow CPU. 156 00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:04,369 Then all of a sudden, I looked down and I saw all this hair and dust... 157 00:08:04,641 --> 00:08:07,229 - between the keys of my keyboard. - So you cleaned it. 158 00:08:07,429 --> 00:08:10,698 Yes, and I will tell you it was a strangely satisfying experience. 159 00:08:10,925 --> 00:08:13,116 One question: during this time... 160 00:08:13,297 --> 00:08:16,680 that you watched TV, did homework, proofread articles for the Franklin... 161 00:08:16,917 --> 00:08:19,063 organized my sock drawer, returned emails... 162 00:08:19,247 --> 00:08:22,358 and cleaned your computer, did it ever occur to you to call him? 163 00:08:22,577 --> 00:08:23,894 - No. - Why? 164 00:08:24,034 --> 00:08:25,906 Because he said he'd call me. 165 00:08:26,073 --> 00:08:29,377 I'm guessing you're not going to mention anything to him... 166 00:08:29,610 --> 00:08:32,596 about your extremely productive evening alone when you see him. 167 00:08:32,814 --> 00:08:35,448 - Why should I? - No reason I can think of. 168 00:08:37,143 --> 00:08:39,510 You know, I almost like it better like this. 169 00:08:39,522 --> 00:08:40,764 It looks more festive. 170 00:08:42,802 --> 00:08:44,391 Good luck tonight. 171 00:08:45,674 --> 00:08:48,023 Sure, when Dean said he'd call, he always called. 172 00:08:48,212 --> 00:08:49,846 But where's the fun in that? 173 00:08:50,002 --> 00:08:52,034 - Honey, don't do that. - Do what? 174 00:08:52,207 --> 00:08:55,192 Compare Dean and Jess? That's not fair, they're different people. 175 00:08:55,412 --> 00:08:58,080 Clearly. One calls when he says he will and one doesn't. 176 00:08:58,284 --> 00:09:02,030 I think you've got to realize something. You were really lucky with Dean. 177 00:09:02,279 --> 00:09:05,071 He was an exceptional first boyfriend and you got spoiled. 178 00:09:05,275 --> 00:09:07,500 Most of us didn't have first boyfriends like Dean. 179 00:09:07,689 --> 00:09:10,595 Most of us had first boyfriends like Brian Hutchins. 180 00:09:11,684 --> 00:09:13,909 Seventh grade. I was sitting in the library... 181 00:09:14,097 --> 00:09:16,970 he walks up and asks me to go steady, I say yes. 182 00:09:17,178 --> 00:09:19,289 He walks away and I don't see him again... 183 00:09:19,465 --> 00:09:22,451 until the tenth grade when he tries to sell me a dime bag... 184 00:09:22,670 --> 00:09:25,577 at the Sadie Hawkins Day dance. He was overcharging for it, too. 185 00:09:25,791 --> 00:09:28,664 - That's demented. - That's what most of us put up with. 186 00:09:28,872 --> 00:09:31,540 Where do you think the Susan Faludis of the world came from? 187 00:09:31,742 --> 00:09:33,649 You're saying this is the way it is... 188 00:09:33,824 --> 00:09:37,252 and I have to get used to Jess not calling when he says he will. 189 00:09:37,485 --> 00:09:40,709 No, I'm saying you just have to realize that every guy is different. 190 00:09:40,940 --> 00:09:42,996 Give Jess a chance to explain before you freeze him out. 191 00:09:43,020 --> 00:09:44,018 Okay. 192 00:09:47,432 --> 00:09:50,179 - Jess. - That table's clean if you want it. 193 00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:53,977 Hope that cleared it up for you. 194 00:09:54,132 --> 00:09:57,481 Not a word. Not even a lame-o apology that is obviously a lie. 195 00:09:57,710 --> 00:09:59,856 Yeah. How dare he not lie to you? 196 00:10:00,041 --> 00:10:03,390 Finally, two people who don't give a damn about hockey. 197 00:10:04,203 --> 00:10:05,316 Someone's testy. 198 00:10:05,451 --> 00:10:08,562 I'm just looking at these dippy people with buttons and pennants... 199 00:10:08,781 --> 00:10:11,210 like the town's never been in a semi-regional play-off. 200 00:10:11,403 --> 00:10:13,628 - Hasn't it been 40 years? - For the hockey team. 201 00:10:13,817 --> 00:10:16,564 When I was on the track team, we went to state three times... 202 00:10:16,771 --> 00:10:17,963 in four years and won twice. 203 00:10:18,103 --> 00:10:20,976 Think they made buttons and put up banners? Couldn't care less. 204 00:10:21,182 --> 00:10:24,849 - That's because track is for dorks. - Yeah, it's true. I'm sorry. 205 00:10:25,095 --> 00:10:29,045 The conversing part of this morning is now over. What do you want? 206 00:10:29,297 --> 00:10:30,728 Jack omelet, bacon on the side. 207 00:10:30,879 --> 00:10:33,262 Three blueberry, two lemon poppy seed muffins to go. 208 00:10:33,459 --> 00:10:36,013 Lane's band is rehearsing at my house, it's for them. 209 00:10:36,206 --> 00:10:37,398 You got that, Jess? 210 00:10:37,537 --> 00:10:38,933 Be right back. 211 00:10:40,284 --> 00:10:41,715 Five muffins to go. 212 00:10:41,865 --> 00:10:44,011 Thank you. I'll see you later. 213 00:10:44,862 --> 00:10:47,530 - What was that, you guys in a fight? - No, you are. 214 00:10:47,733 --> 00:10:50,606 - What are you saying? - Last night, didn't you guys have plans? 215 00:10:50,812 --> 00:10:53,162 - I just said I'd call her after work. - Did you? 216 00:10:53,352 --> 00:10:55,986 I didn't get off till midnight, it was too late to call. 217 00:10:56,181 --> 00:10:58,611 You couldn't take two seconds to call and tell her? 218 00:10:58,803 --> 00:11:00,029 - No. - Really? 219 00:11:00,177 --> 00:11:02,083 You don't get breaks? Do you get food, water? 220 00:11:02,257 --> 00:11:03,773 Should I get Michael Moore on the phone? 221 00:11:03,797 --> 00:11:07,384 - Whatever. I've got to unload some boxes. - Nice talking to you. 222 00:11:10,580 --> 00:11:13,453 I knew once Mom found out Dave was part of a Christian trio... 223 00:11:13,660 --> 00:11:16,407 she would soon book him to play at one of her prayer meetings. 224 00:11:16,615 --> 00:11:18,999 It's perfect, your mom will get to know the whole band. 225 00:11:19,194 --> 00:11:21,907 Not just get to know them, but love them like she loves Dave. 226 00:11:22,108 --> 00:11:24,901 - She loves Dave? - She said he's a righteous young man... 227 00:11:25,104 --> 00:11:27,137 who can be trusted around antique furniture. 228 00:11:27,310 --> 00:11:30,057 - In her book, that's pretty close to love. - Sure. 229 00:11:34,343 --> 00:11:39,008 [Singing] A mighty fortress is our God 230 00:11:39,503 --> 00:11:44,169 A bulwark never failing 231 00:11:44,622 --> 00:11:46,847 - Dude, what's a bulwark? - What? 232 00:11:47,161 --> 00:11:49,591 It says, "A bulwark never failing." 233 00:11:49,949 --> 00:11:51,095 I think it's a wall? 234 00:11:51,239 --> 00:11:54,304 Then why don't they say that? Bulwark sounds totally gay. 235 00:11:54,527 --> 00:11:57,161 I don't think you can call a hymn gay, it's like a sin. 236 00:11:57,357 --> 00:11:59,309 Whatever, I'm not saying bulwark. 237 00:11:59,479 --> 00:12:02,351 Lane just gets to sit back and watch you guys play tonight. 238 00:12:02,559 --> 00:12:05,465 - You're like a groupie. - Actually, she's got a date. 239 00:12:05,763 --> 00:12:08,748 Remember Young Chiu, the guy Mom introduced me to at the wedding? 240 00:12:08,968 --> 00:12:11,681 She arranged for him to take me to the hockey game tonight. 241 00:12:11,880 --> 00:12:13,594 It's the first of three dates. 242 00:12:13,753 --> 00:12:16,103 - And then dump her. - The guy you haven't dated yet. 243 00:12:16,291 --> 00:12:19,481 And I'll be crushed, making my mom feel so guilty for setting me up... 244 00:12:19,704 --> 00:12:21,736 that she'll have to let me go out with Dave. 245 00:12:21,910 --> 00:12:24,623 - I came up with that twist. - Dave has a gift for subterfuge. 246 00:12:24,823 --> 00:12:26,730 A compliment from the master. 247 00:12:29,609 --> 00:12:32,163 I would've thought of it, but I let him take the credit. 248 00:12:32,356 --> 00:12:33,673 Men sometimes need that. 249 00:12:33,812 --> 00:12:36,083 I'm telling you, it doesn't make any sense. 250 00:12:36,267 --> 00:12:38,821 Fine, stop yelling at me, I didn't write it. 251 00:12:40,013 --> 00:12:42,521 - What's wrong? - This stupid song, man. 252 00:12:42,718 --> 00:12:45,908 "For still our ancient foe doth seek to work us woe." 253 00:12:46,130 --> 00:12:49,195 - Who talks like that, the Pope? - Is any of those lemon poppy seed? 254 00:12:49,418 --> 00:12:52,926 - Can't you just update it a little? - Sure, just tell me what it means. 255 00:12:53,163 --> 00:12:55,832 - It's like in Latin. - Thought there would be coffee, too. 256 00:12:56,035 --> 00:13:00,304 Can you chill out about your lemon seeds, till we get this song straightened out? 257 00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:03,159 I'm hypoglycemic. I need something in my system or I'll crash. 258 00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:04,427 Is "abideth" a word? 259 00:13:04,816 --> 00:13:07,881 How will you make Young Chiu dump you, just be a really bad date? 260 00:13:08,103 --> 00:13:10,658 We've already talked and he's totally on board. 261 00:13:10,850 --> 00:13:14,234 He loves a Japanese girl named Karen who his parents don't approve of... 262 00:13:14,471 --> 00:13:18,172 so they see each other secretly while his parents set him up with Korean girls. 263 00:13:18,424 --> 00:13:19,980 - He's the male me. - Gotcha. 264 00:13:20,131 --> 00:13:24,194 - You and Jess should come to the game. - I'm not sure what we're doing tonight. 265 00:13:24,459 --> 00:13:28,841 [Singing] A mighty fortress is our God 266 00:13:29,494 --> 00:13:33,319 a wall ten stories high 267 00:13:34,488 --> 00:13:39,153 And he helps us when things get bad 268 00:13:39,441 --> 00:13:43,948 and the devil tries to hurt us 269 00:13:44,226 --> 00:13:46,610 - What hymn is that? - I have no idea. 270 00:13:47,638 --> 00:13:50,306 If, for some reason, you get separated from the group... 271 00:13:50,510 --> 00:13:54,132 you'll find a map on the third page of your welcome packet. 272 00:13:54,463 --> 00:13:56,257 Why'd you draw your store so big? 273 00:13:56,420 --> 00:13:58,928 It just makes it easier to find if you get lost. 274 00:13:59,125 --> 00:14:00,556 It's bigger than the school. 275 00:14:00,706 --> 00:14:02,613 Why'd you put all those "Ps" in Soda Shoppe? 276 00:14:02,787 --> 00:14:04,660 Is that supposed to be fancy or something? 277 00:14:04,826 --> 00:14:07,653 You are in Room 12 and your father is... 278 00:14:07,864 --> 00:14:09,136 You're from France? 279 00:14:09,279 --> 00:14:12,106 - Excuse me? - You talk funny, you're from France? 280 00:14:12,317 --> 00:14:16,665 - Yes. So, as I was saying... - I was in France during the big one. 281 00:14:16,936 --> 00:14:18,571 That's nice. 282 00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:19,872 - So... - Nice? 283 00:14:20,015 --> 00:14:22,399 It was a war, what's nice about that? 284 00:14:22,596 --> 00:14:26,546 - Of course. So your father... - Don't give me that attitude, Frenchy. 285 00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:29,592 You'd be speaking German now, if it wasn't for me. 286 00:14:32,708 --> 00:14:36,375 Just make sure to have the vans back at 3:45 to take them to the game. 287 00:14:36,621 --> 00:14:40,651 - Lorelai, just a second, I wanted to... - Hold on, what are you doing? What's this? 288 00:14:40,907 --> 00:14:42,780 That's the itinerary for the afternoon. 289 00:14:42,946 --> 00:14:45,659 Thought Lorelai could post it, if the inn's other guests... 290 00:14:45,859 --> 00:14:48,004 wanted to join us in our pre-game activities. 291 00:14:48,190 --> 00:14:50,903 This is my older brother, Doug. Doug, this is Lorelai. 292 00:14:51,103 --> 00:14:52,499 - Hello. - Nice to meet you. 293 00:14:52,643 --> 00:14:56,514 Taylor, I told you on the phone, no one is gonna want to do any of this crap. 294 00:14:56,763 --> 00:14:58,591 A tour of Stars Hollow? 295 00:14:58,760 --> 00:15:01,553 Most of us were born here, what do we need a tour for? 296 00:15:01,757 --> 00:15:05,582 Everyone, listen up. We're meeting here in two hours for the vans to the game. 297 00:15:05,835 --> 00:15:07,867 You're late, you're walking. 298 00:15:08,915 --> 00:15:11,708 Go back to your store and count peaches or something. 299 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,228 I'm taking a nap. 300 00:15:17,072 --> 00:15:18,547 Lorelai, hello. 301 00:15:19,277 --> 00:15:21,309 - Mom? - You remember, I'm so touched. 302 00:15:21,483 --> 00:15:23,072 What are you doing here? 303 00:15:23,230 --> 00:15:27,215 I was thinking about possibly having our next DAR luncheon here. 304 00:15:27,475 --> 00:15:29,031 - Really? - That's right. 305 00:15:29,182 --> 00:15:33,370 I thought I would stop by and make sure the place is as charming as I remember. 306 00:15:34,092 --> 00:15:35,159 It is. 307 00:15:35,299 --> 00:15:37,683 What day would you like to have the meeting? 308 00:15:37,879 --> 00:15:39,275 The fifteenth. 309 00:15:43,165 --> 00:15:46,865 The fifteenth looks wide open, so you're officially down for the fifteenth. 310 00:15:47,118 --> 00:15:48,707 - Wonderful. - Okay. 311 00:15:48,866 --> 00:15:51,011 - Okay. - So... 312 00:15:53,402 --> 00:15:55,593 - How is Michel? - Michel is fine. 313 00:15:55,774 --> 00:15:58,157 Well, good, I'm glad to hear it. 314 00:15:58,354 --> 00:15:59,863 I'm glad to tell it. 315 00:16:00,019 --> 00:16:03,891 Mom, I have this really big family reunion party that invaded the place today... 316 00:16:04,139 --> 00:16:08,328 - so I should probably get back to work. - You go ahead, do not let me keep you. 317 00:16:11,796 --> 00:16:12,909 Mom? 318 00:16:13,253 --> 00:16:15,636 - I'm not allowed to go home. - What? 319 00:16:15,833 --> 00:16:18,297 - She's banished me from my own house. - Gran? 320 00:16:18,496 --> 00:16:19,529 She's gone mad. 321 00:16:19,661 --> 00:16:22,045 This morning she announces she's hosting a meeting... 322 00:16:22,242 --> 00:16:24,149 of her bitter old biddies club, tonight... 323 00:16:24,322 --> 00:16:27,626 and needs the entire day to prepare because the house is in a shambles. 324 00:16:27,859 --> 00:16:28,927 Nice. Subtle. 325 00:16:29,067 --> 00:16:32,415 I was handed a list of chores, asked not to come home until 6:00... 326 00:16:32,646 --> 00:16:36,268 - because I would be in the way. - She's only staying for a few days. 327 00:16:36,516 --> 00:16:38,866 I have to buy her flowers 'cause mine are too tall. 328 00:16:39,054 --> 00:16:41,138 It's ostentatious to have flowers that tall. 329 00:16:41,150 --> 00:16:42,926 I've been meaning to tell you myself. 330 00:16:43,174 --> 00:16:46,047 I have to get new guest towels, new highball glasses... 331 00:16:46,254 --> 00:16:49,320 four specific types of cheese, and I have to find a slide projector. 332 00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:52,210 They're going to view slides of potential acquisitions... 333 00:16:52,413 --> 00:16:54,161 for the museum they're on the board of. 334 00:16:54,327 --> 00:16:56,791 I don't know where to find a slide projector... 335 00:16:56,991 --> 00:16:59,216 - I feel like I'm going insane. - Mom. 336 00:16:59,404 --> 00:17:02,788 I'm sorry, I think I'm just a little sensitive right now. 337 00:17:03,399 --> 00:17:07,021 It's selfish, I know, but Richard's traveling more than he ever did. 338 00:17:07,270 --> 00:17:10,415 He was gone three of the last four weeks. Now, he's finally home... 339 00:17:10,641 --> 00:17:14,626 and she's there commanding all of his attention, all of his time... 340 00:17:14,886 --> 00:17:16,714 I sound like a spoiled high-school girl. 341 00:17:16,883 --> 00:17:19,472 You still haven't asked for the Gloria Vanderbilt jeans... 342 00:17:19,671 --> 00:17:22,498 - and the convertible Rabbit. - I'm sorry I kept you from work. 343 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:25,820 I have a slide projector, I'd be happy to bring it over tonight. 344 00:17:26,039 --> 00:17:29,910 I really appreciate this, Lorelai, I mean it, I couldn't be more grateful. 345 00:17:30,159 --> 00:17:31,714 - Hold on. - Where are you going? 346 00:17:31,865 --> 00:17:34,772 I want to get a tape recorder, I want that last thing on tape. 347 00:17:34,986 --> 00:17:37,494 - Lorelai! - Just remember what you said. 348 00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:43,567 You have everything you need? Water, extension cords. 349 00:17:43,768 --> 00:17:46,402 - Yes, I think we're good. - Where's your tambourine? 350 00:17:46,597 --> 00:17:47,665 We don't have one. 351 00:17:47,804 --> 00:17:48,871 [Doorbell ringing] 352 00:17:49,011 --> 00:17:50,725 Next time, bring one. 353 00:17:51,091 --> 00:17:54,156 Dude, remember the drill instructor in Full Metal Jacket? 354 00:17:54,379 --> 00:17:55,412 Totally. 355 00:17:57,251 --> 00:17:59,634 - Good evening. - Young Chiu, come in. 356 00:18:01,620 --> 00:18:03,811 Lane, look, Young Chiu is here. 357 00:18:04,242 --> 00:18:06,467 - Hi. - Hi, these are for you. 358 00:18:06,656 --> 00:18:09,119 Thank you, they're beautiful. Isn't that nice of him? 359 00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:12,828 Yes, very thoughtful. Stand together now. Don't smile. 360 00:18:14,230 --> 00:18:17,102 Very nice, that one's for the grandchildren. 361 00:18:18,017 --> 00:18:20,401 We'd better go. Don't want to be late for the game. 362 00:18:20,597 --> 00:18:24,105 I'll put these in a vase for you for your bedside table. Now, go have fun. 363 00:18:24,342 --> 00:18:27,294 - We'll be home by 9:00. - Yes, whatever. Go. 364 00:18:31,002 --> 00:18:32,273 [Door closing] 365 00:18:33,707 --> 00:18:36,261 - Thank goodness you haven't left. - Why? What's up? 366 00:18:36,452 --> 00:18:38,723 Emily called to ask you to bring serving dishes. 367 00:18:38,908 --> 00:18:40,304 Apparently hers are tacky. 368 00:18:40,448 --> 00:18:43,161 My gran is a relentless old broad, isn't she? 369 00:18:43,361 --> 00:18:46,789 - You want them where? - Just on the counter's fine. Thanks, hon. 370 00:18:47,565 --> 00:18:48,677 Hello? 371 00:18:49,062 --> 00:18:50,289 - Rory. - Mom. 372 00:18:50,435 --> 00:18:51,831 What are you doing there? 373 00:18:51,976 --> 00:18:54,849 What do you mean, what am I doing here? I live here, remember? 374 00:18:55,055 --> 00:18:56,769 - Who were you expecting? - No one. 375 00:18:56,928 --> 00:18:59,482 I was calling to check messages and see if Mom called. 376 00:18:59,675 --> 00:19:00,787 She hasn't. 377 00:19:00,923 --> 00:19:04,193 No one has. In fact, this is the first time the phone's rung all day. 378 00:19:04,418 --> 00:19:05,486 What "ah"? 379 00:19:05,626 --> 00:19:07,532 - Okay, get out. - Excuse me? 380 00:19:07,706 --> 00:19:09,738 - Get out of the house. - Why? 381 00:19:09,912 --> 00:19:12,217 Why, look at the clock, what does it say? 382 00:19:12,409 --> 00:19:13,918 It says 6:00. 383 00:19:14,074 --> 00:19:17,502 So it is 6:00 on a Saturday night. Which means you have now spent a day... 384 00:19:17,736 --> 00:19:19,722 - and a night waiting for him to call. - I know. 385 00:19:19,900 --> 00:19:22,851 That's not good, kid. Look, let's say he does call... 386 00:19:23,063 --> 00:19:26,014 you can't be the kind of girl that gets all mad in her head... 387 00:19:26,226 --> 00:19:29,177 and then forgets everything once he deigns to show up, right? 388 00:19:29,388 --> 00:19:32,339 - Yeah. - Okay, so don't just sit there waiting. 389 00:19:32,551 --> 00:19:33,947 Go out, do something. 390 00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:36,440 - Like what? - What's Lane doing tonight? 391 00:19:36,630 --> 00:19:38,821 Going to the hockey game with her fake boyfriend. 392 00:19:39,001 --> 00:19:41,465 - Perfect. - Perfect? It's a hockey game. 393 00:19:41,665 --> 00:19:45,536 It'll be fun. There'll be cheerleaders and clowns and people doing the wave. 394 00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:47,692 You have no idea what a hockey game is. 395 00:19:47,866 --> 00:19:50,454 It doesn't matter. Put on a jacket, get out of there... 396 00:19:50,654 --> 00:19:52,129 - and if he calls... - Who cares? 397 00:19:52,277 --> 00:19:54,343 - That's my girl! - Thanks, Mom. 398 00:20:34,018 --> 00:20:35,165 Oh, my! 399 00:20:38,263 --> 00:20:41,135 [Babette and Patty singing the American National Anthem] 400 00:21:15,467 --> 00:21:16,738 [Crowd cheering] 401 00:21:21,834 --> 00:21:23,820 - It's cold in here. - It's the ice. 402 00:21:23,998 --> 00:21:26,109 My God, there really is ice. Cool. 403 00:21:26,287 --> 00:21:27,876 - What're you doing here? - Hockeying. 404 00:21:28,035 --> 00:21:29,908 - That's not a word. - Where's everybody? 405 00:21:30,075 --> 00:21:34,377 A monster truck show in Woodbury pulls a lot of the same demographic. Sit. 406 00:21:36,025 --> 00:21:38,409 - Where's Jess? - Don't know, don't care. 407 00:21:38,606 --> 00:21:40,434 - Really? - I'm a free woman tonight. 408 00:21:40,603 --> 00:21:42,556 - Is everything okay? - Everything's fine. 409 00:21:42,725 --> 00:21:44,043 - Sure? - Absolutely. 410 00:21:44,182 --> 00:21:46,929 I just wanted to see some good hockey-playing. 411 00:21:47,928 --> 00:21:50,039 Really. Is that Young Chiu? 412 00:21:50,217 --> 00:21:53,010 The guy with the cell phone stapled to his ear? That's him. 413 00:21:53,213 --> 00:21:54,484 He looks serious. 414 00:21:54,628 --> 00:21:56,615 - He's talking to Karen. - His real girlfriend? 415 00:21:56,791 --> 00:22:00,378 She's not as cool as Dave about the fake dating thing. Needs reassurance. 416 00:22:00,621 --> 00:22:01,688 Dave is pretty cool. 417 00:22:01,827 --> 00:22:04,257 The coolest, isn't he? I mean, besides Jess. 418 00:22:04,449 --> 00:22:05,517 Right. 419 00:22:10,900 --> 00:22:12,773 People of Stars Hollow... 420 00:22:12,938 --> 00:22:16,525 are you ready to rumble? 421 00:22:18,348 --> 00:22:20,301 Then let's get it on! 422 00:22:28,336 --> 00:22:31,083 And the puck is down as the first quarter begins. 423 00:22:31,458 --> 00:22:32,571 Period. 424 00:22:32,706 --> 00:22:35,056 Sorry, first period begins. My bad. 425 00:22:35,536 --> 00:22:37,569 So, this is sports. 426 00:22:40,114 --> 00:22:42,021 [Singing Amazing Grace] 427 00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:05,038 Very nice. You may now take a 15-minute break while we finish our tea. 428 00:23:05,291 --> 00:23:07,278 Also, good time to retune. 429 00:23:09,495 --> 00:23:12,208 - Was she looking at me? - She wasn't looking at me, dude. 430 00:23:12,408 --> 00:23:15,076 I'm gonna go outside and get some air, okay? 431 00:23:15,279 --> 00:23:17,504 - Sure. - Okay, be right back. 432 00:23:38,501 --> 00:23:41,566 Believe me, I'm not interested in Young Chiu in that way. 433 00:23:41,789 --> 00:23:44,343 He's cute and all, but I've got a guy. 434 00:23:44,993 --> 00:23:46,787 No, when I say he's cute... 435 00:23:46,949 --> 00:23:49,696 I mean he's your boyfriend and you've got good taste. 436 00:23:49,904 --> 00:23:52,969 Koreans do not have problems. You talk to her, I'm done. 437 00:23:53,191 --> 00:23:54,224 Karen? 438 00:23:54,357 --> 00:23:55,833 That went well. 439 00:23:57,478 --> 00:23:59,669 - Lindsay, how are you? - Hi, Lindsay. 440 00:23:59,850 --> 00:24:02,313 Hi, I'm good, thanks. How are you? 441 00:24:02,513 --> 00:24:05,147 Good, you know, just enjoying my first hockey game. 442 00:24:05,343 --> 00:24:08,250 There's a lot of bashing people into walls, which is good fun. 443 00:24:08,465 --> 00:24:10,814 Absolutely, I'm all for more bashing. 444 00:24:11,003 --> 00:24:13,796 We haven't seen each other since I left Stars Hollow High. 445 00:24:13,999 --> 00:24:17,746 - What have you been up to? - Nothing really, the usual, school. 446 00:24:18,535 --> 00:24:19,966 Right. Sure. 447 00:24:20,533 --> 00:24:23,916 School, me, too, but you know that since we go to school together. 448 00:24:24,154 --> 00:24:26,742 I should be getting back. It was good seeing you again. 449 00:24:26,941 --> 00:24:28,088 You, too. 450 00:24:28,482 --> 00:24:29,595 'Bye. 451 00:24:30,396 --> 00:24:32,587 - That was weird, right? - Yeah, way weird. 452 00:24:32,767 --> 00:24:35,436 - I didn't do anything, did I? - Like, ask her how she was? 453 00:24:35,639 --> 00:24:37,273 You probably made an enemy for life. 454 00:24:37,429 --> 00:24:40,017 Maybe she's angry because I didn't keep in touch. 455 00:24:40,217 --> 00:24:43,725 - But we weren't good friends. - Or it could be that Chilton thing. 456 00:24:44,005 --> 00:24:47,751 People think because you went to Chilton, you think you're better than everyone. 457 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,748 What? Who thinks that? 458 00:24:49,913 --> 00:24:53,694 You know, like Julie Myrsten, Kristen Keifer, Jill Allen. 459 00:24:53,950 --> 00:24:55,983 - Haven't we talked about this? - No. 460 00:24:56,531 --> 00:24:57,643 Hi, Rory. 461 00:24:57,779 --> 00:25:00,084 - So where's Young Chiu? - Talking to Karen. 462 00:25:00,276 --> 00:25:01,786 - Who? - His girlfriend. 463 00:25:01,941 --> 00:25:03,008 Right. 464 00:25:03,148 --> 00:25:06,849 - That's cool, okay. How's the game? - The other team's winning. 465 00:25:07,101 --> 00:25:09,406 But our fans have the best insults. Babette does. 466 00:25:09,598 --> 00:25:12,743 - That's really what counts. - What are you doing here, did you finish? 467 00:25:12,969 --> 00:25:15,682 Your mom gave us a 15-minute break, I thought I'd swing by. 468 00:25:15,882 --> 00:25:19,265 - But it's more than a mile away. - Yeah, I'd better get back. See you later. 469 00:25:19,503 --> 00:25:20,570 'Bye. 470 00:25:21,583 --> 00:25:24,966 If I didn't know better, I'd say someone isn't as cool as we thought. 471 00:25:25,204 --> 00:25:27,475 What do you mean? He's jealous. 472 00:25:28,034 --> 00:25:30,497 My God, he's jealous, that's so great. 473 00:25:30,698 --> 00:25:33,161 You've worked your womanly wiles on him, Lane Kim. 474 00:25:33,361 --> 00:25:35,632 I've never made a guy jealous. I feel so powerful. 475 00:25:35,816 --> 00:25:38,280 Remember, there's cute jealous and there's Othello. 476 00:25:38,479 --> 00:25:41,386 - Good point. - So who else thinks I'm a snob? 477 00:25:44,098 --> 00:25:45,767 [Knocking on door] 478 00:25:54,086 --> 00:25:55,437 - Jess. - Is Rory here? 479 00:25:55,583 --> 00:25:57,456 - Are you serious? - I'm serious. 480 00:25:57,623 --> 00:26:00,177 - I'm serious, are you serious? - Why do you ask me that? 481 00:26:00,370 --> 00:26:02,243 I'm trying to imagine the scenario. 482 00:26:02,408 --> 00:26:04,997 You looked at the clock, saw it was 7:30 p.m., Saturday. 483 00:26:05,197 --> 00:26:07,865 - You thought, "Rory must be home." - Yes. 484 00:26:08,069 --> 00:26:09,465 I'm sorry, are you serious? 485 00:26:09,608 --> 00:26:11,481 This is your way of saying she's not home. 486 00:26:11,648 --> 00:26:12,680 She's not home. 487 00:26:12,812 --> 00:26:14,719 - You know where she is? - At the hockey game. 488 00:26:14,894 --> 00:26:17,448 You don't want to tell me where she is, fine. 489 00:26:17,681 --> 00:26:20,474 She is at the hockey game, you'd know that if you'd... 490 00:26:20,678 --> 00:26:23,470 - bothered to call. - Why are you hassling me? 491 00:26:23,674 --> 00:26:26,262 Mostly because I'm here to hassle you. 492 00:26:26,463 --> 00:26:28,971 If you'd called, Rory would be here to hassle you. 493 00:26:29,168 --> 00:26:31,756 Rory knows I'm not a guy who lives by a schedule. 494 00:26:31,956 --> 00:26:35,464 Look what the guy who doesn't live by a schedule does on a Saturday night... 495 00:26:35,701 --> 00:26:37,495 talking to his girlfriend's mother. 496 00:26:37,657 --> 00:26:38,690 Whatever. 497 00:26:39,322 --> 00:26:42,149 You like music, right? The Beach Boys said it best. 498 00:26:42,359 --> 00:26:44,948 "None of the guys go steady 'cause it wouldn't be right..." 499 00:26:45,148 --> 00:26:47,293 "To leave their best girls home on Saturday night." 500 00:26:47,478 --> 00:26:50,668 Rory is one of the best girls, she's the best girl. 501 00:26:50,891 --> 00:26:53,604 You don't seem to have any idea how she should be treated. 502 00:26:53,804 --> 00:26:55,518 Luckily, I've got you to tell me. 503 00:26:55,677 --> 00:26:58,867 Not anymore. We've discussed your relationship with Rory long enough. 504 00:26:59,089 --> 00:27:00,917 - Fine. - I'll tell her you stopped by. 505 00:27:01,087 --> 00:27:02,438 Don't bother. 506 00:27:02,586 --> 00:27:05,889 Brian Hutchins is looking pretty good right about now. 507 00:27:07,038 --> 00:27:09,989 If I knew sports was about eating, I would have come more often. 508 00:27:10,201 --> 00:27:13,709 It's so satisfying to watch people exercise while you eat junk food. 509 00:27:13,946 --> 00:27:17,057 KIRK: Two minutes till next period, that's what we call them in hockey... 510 00:27:17,276 --> 00:27:19,581 periods, not halves, let's keep that straight. 511 00:27:19,772 --> 00:27:21,997 Also, the puck is never referred to... 512 00:27:22,186 --> 00:27:25,376 as a ball, not according to the book. Again, my bad. 513 00:27:28,886 --> 00:27:31,837 I guess it wasn't the Chilton thing after all. 514 00:27:34,838 --> 00:27:37,823 KIRK: Number 12 has it now, he's skating... 515 00:27:38,042 --> 00:27:40,550 he's gonna try to whack it into that net thingie... 516 00:27:40,747 --> 00:27:42,858 but that's conjecture at this point. 517 00:27:43,910 --> 00:27:46,657 It's going the other way. They're hitting it between them. 518 00:27:46,864 --> 00:27:49,009 Number 7 has it. Now Number 3. 519 00:27:49,195 --> 00:27:52,146 Now 7, 3 again, 7. Ten's got it now... 520 00:27:52,358 --> 00:27:54,866 Just to let you know, some of the guys, not me... 521 00:27:55,063 --> 00:27:58,934 but some of the guys say they'll rip your head off if you don't shut up. 522 00:28:01,138 --> 00:28:02,614 Pausing for a short break. 523 00:28:02,762 --> 00:28:07,030 CROWD: [Chanting] We've got spirit, yes, we do, we've got spirit, how about you? 524 00:28:07,298 --> 00:28:08,773 You sure you're okay? 525 00:28:08,921 --> 00:28:12,429 Will you stop asking me that every five seconds? I'm fine. 526 00:28:12,958 --> 00:28:14,911 I mean, it had to happen sometime... 527 00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:18,270 I didn't expect him to just sit around pining for me. 528 00:28:18,992 --> 00:28:22,817 Okay, a little, but she's really nice, right? 529 00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:25,034 - This is all my fault. - Lane. 530 00:28:25,193 --> 00:28:28,383 I let you down. I'm supposed to be your eyes and ears in that school. 531 00:28:28,605 --> 00:28:30,955 Here's the biggest news all year and I had no idea. 532 00:28:31,144 --> 00:28:32,574 - It's okay. - No, it's not. 533 00:28:32,725 --> 00:28:35,279 This is an intelligence gap of monumental proportions. 534 00:28:35,472 --> 00:28:38,423 - What was I doing? - Studying, taking classes. 535 00:28:38,635 --> 00:28:39,986 - No more. - Lane. 536 00:28:40,133 --> 00:28:44,197 It's not a big deal, really, and now I know, so case closed. 537 00:28:44,461 --> 00:28:47,446 - You're sure? - Positive. Let's enjoy the game. 538 00:28:50,828 --> 00:28:52,939 - No way! - What happened? 539 00:28:53,117 --> 00:28:56,068 Excuse me, Number 14, could you come back here? 540 00:28:57,653 --> 00:28:58,765 [Doorbell ringing] 541 00:29:03,147 --> 00:29:05,213 Hi, just came to drop off some things. 542 00:29:05,394 --> 00:29:08,379 - I can take those. - Thanks, be careful, it's heavy. 543 00:29:08,598 --> 00:29:10,948 Everyone's in the living room if you want to go in. 544 00:29:11,137 --> 00:29:12,965 If I want to go in? 545 00:29:13,134 --> 00:29:16,597 You pose a deep, philosophical question there, but I'll just... 546 00:29:19,002 --> 00:29:22,669 - I thought I heard your voice. - Yes, I brought the slide machine... 547 00:29:22,914 --> 00:29:26,104 - and the platters and punch bowl. - Come in and meet everyone. 548 00:29:26,326 --> 00:29:27,960 I was just going to do that. 549 00:29:28,116 --> 00:29:29,262 It's obscene! 550 00:29:29,406 --> 00:29:32,040 - It's Picasso. - Then Picasso is obscene. 551 00:29:32,403 --> 00:29:34,673 - Isabel. - It has six breasts. 552 00:29:34,858 --> 00:29:37,208 You cannot be sure those are breasts. 553 00:29:37,396 --> 00:29:41,382 They could be cannons, he was obsessed with the Spanish Civil War for a while. 554 00:29:41,641 --> 00:29:44,468 - Ladies, look who's here. - Lorelai, wonderful. 555 00:29:44,679 --> 00:29:48,142 We all need a break for a moment. Come meet my friends. 556 00:29:48,466 --> 00:29:52,167 Emily, we were waiting for iced tea or am I imagining things? 557 00:29:52,420 --> 00:29:55,133 - It's on its way, Mom. - So is death. 558 00:29:57,247 --> 00:30:01,277 This is Mrs. Van Wyck, Mrs. Deerborne, Mrs. Rutherman. 559 00:30:01,534 --> 00:30:03,679 This is my granddaughter, Lorelai. 560 00:30:03,864 --> 00:30:05,135 Nice to meet you all. 561 00:30:05,278 --> 00:30:07,787 - Come, sit. - I don't want to interrupt anything. 562 00:30:07,983 --> 00:30:10,935 You're interrupting nothing but thirst, my dear. 563 00:30:11,146 --> 00:30:15,574 Now, talk to some old women, tell us what it's like to be young. 564 00:30:15,849 --> 00:30:19,879 Not nearly as much fun since the mandatory sunscreen rule, I'll tell you. 565 00:30:20,135 --> 00:30:22,644 Here we go, iced tea and sandwiches. 566 00:30:24,963 --> 00:30:26,030 Too warm. 567 00:30:26,253 --> 00:30:30,635 Do you know that Lorelai's daughter is graduating from Chilton in June? 568 00:30:30,914 --> 00:30:32,504 [Singing softly] 569 00:30:34,118 --> 00:30:36,786 She is an excellent student and... 570 00:30:36,990 --> 00:30:39,340 Emily, what are you doing? 571 00:30:39,528 --> 00:30:42,117 - I'm sorry? - Why are you singing like that? 572 00:30:42,317 --> 00:30:44,542 Was I singing? I didn't realize. 573 00:30:45,771 --> 00:30:49,075 Here's your tea, Mom. I certainly hope it's cold enough. 574 00:30:49,309 --> 00:30:52,294 I brought the slide projector over. Should I set it up? 575 00:30:52,512 --> 00:30:54,896 That would be fine. We can start watching now... 576 00:30:55,093 --> 00:30:59,758 as I don't anticipate dinner being served anywhere near the time I requested. 577 00:31:02,168 --> 00:31:03,678 [Emily singing softly] 578 00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:07,231 Emily, you're doing it again. 579 00:31:07,453 --> 00:31:09,406 - I was? - Yes, you were. 580 00:31:11,947 --> 00:31:15,819 It's because I caught some of Love in the Afternoon the other day. 581 00:31:16,067 --> 00:31:18,258 The movie? Have you seen it, Mom? 582 00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:20,268 I don't believe I have. 583 00:31:20,895 --> 00:31:22,212 It's wonderful. 584 00:31:22,351 --> 00:31:24,905 And a wonderful concept, too, don't you think? 585 00:31:25,098 --> 00:31:29,322 I must have the music stuck in my head, that must be why I'm singing it. 586 00:31:29,593 --> 00:31:31,738 I mean, what else could it be? 587 00:31:32,214 --> 00:31:36,324 Mom, how about we go get some of that cheese you bought for the ladies? 588 00:31:36,585 --> 00:31:39,048 I'll help you, come on. We'll be right back. 589 00:31:39,248 --> 00:31:41,076 Okay, what is going on? 590 00:31:41,245 --> 00:31:43,198 - I saw her kissing a man. - What? 591 00:31:43,367 --> 00:31:47,477 When I came home today I saw her standing in the living room, kissing a man. 592 00:31:47,737 --> 00:31:48,769 - Gran. - Yes. 593 00:31:48,902 --> 00:31:50,049 - My Gran. - Yes. 594 00:31:50,192 --> 00:31:53,655 - My Gran was kissing a man. - In a purple velour jogging suit. 595 00:31:53,896 --> 00:31:57,483 - Gran was in a purple velour jogging suit? - No, the man was wearing that. 596 00:31:57,725 --> 00:32:00,437 - You're sure they were kissing? - One hundred percent sure. 597 00:32:00,638 --> 00:32:03,783 - My God. Was he hot? - Excuse me? 598 00:32:04,009 --> 00:32:06,200 I don't know what one asks when you hear... 599 00:32:06,381 --> 00:32:08,016 your grandmother's making out. 600 00:32:08,170 --> 00:32:11,315 I don't know if he was hot, her sucking face was blocking my view. 601 00:32:11,542 --> 00:32:12,688 Did she see you? 602 00:32:12,832 --> 00:32:16,703 After my heart started again, I went out and hid in the bushes until he left. 603 00:32:16,952 --> 00:32:19,699 I have two really good visuals fighting for top billing here. 604 00:32:19,906 --> 00:32:21,859 Do you realize how wonderful this is? 605 00:32:22,028 --> 00:32:24,174 I guess it's wonderful, if Gran has a guy. 606 00:32:24,359 --> 00:32:27,266 No! What's wonderful is after all these years of her abuse... 607 00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:30,035 her condescension, insults, and degrading comments... 608 00:32:30,227 --> 00:32:32,657 after all these years of pure unadulterated hell... 609 00:32:32,848 --> 00:32:35,198 I finally have something to hold over her. 610 00:32:35,388 --> 00:32:37,851 I have the upper hand, something to nail her with. 611 00:32:38,051 --> 00:32:40,004 Finally that woman is going down. 612 00:32:40,173 --> 00:32:43,204 - You cannot use this against Gran. - Yes, I can, I've earned it. 613 00:32:43,419 --> 00:32:45,927 Mom, I know Gran gives you a hard time... 614 00:32:46,124 --> 00:32:48,712 but she did not tell anyone about this guy for a reason. 615 00:32:48,913 --> 00:32:51,467 She's embarrassed, he was dressed like a bookie. 616 00:32:51,659 --> 00:32:54,167 - You have to be above this. - No, I don't. 617 00:32:54,365 --> 00:32:57,476 You're telling me, you're going to be the one to go out there... 618 00:32:57,693 --> 00:33:01,315 and humiliate Gran in front of her friends. In front of her family. 619 00:33:01,813 --> 00:33:05,083 Just think about it, Mom. What would Miss Manners do? 620 00:33:05,892 --> 00:33:09,275 - It's not fair. - Gran will be back in her own house soon. 621 00:33:09,512 --> 00:33:12,418 - I know, you're right. - Just hang on till then. 622 00:33:12,634 --> 00:33:15,302 Let's go back in there and get this evening over with. 623 00:33:15,505 --> 00:33:18,695 You're a standup lady, Emily Gilmore. You know that? 624 00:33:18,917 --> 00:33:21,630 Really, that makes me feel so much better. 625 00:33:22,413 --> 00:33:26,035 And is this normal, Richard, to be getting home from work so late? 626 00:33:26,284 --> 00:33:29,076 It's one of the pitfalls of starting your own business. 627 00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:32,391 You should say, "of starting a successful business", Richard. 628 00:33:32,610 --> 00:33:35,073 Successful so far, Trix, let's not jinx it. 629 00:33:35,273 --> 00:33:38,621 No, perhaps if Emily could have the meal served on time... 630 00:33:38,852 --> 00:33:42,519 Richard would have more inducement to get home at a reasonable hour. 631 00:33:42,763 --> 00:33:45,034 I saw her kissing a man in a tracksuit. 632 00:33:45,219 --> 00:33:46,365 - What? - Emily. 633 00:33:46,509 --> 00:33:47,507 [Gasping] 634 00:33:50,296 --> 00:33:52,930 KIRK: Ladies and gentlemen, much like the lsraelites of yore... 635 00:33:53,126 --> 00:33:56,237 the Stars Hollow Minutemen languished in the desert for 40 years. 636 00:33:56,455 --> 00:33:59,247 But tonight there was no promised land, no New Canaan. 637 00:33:59,451 --> 00:34:03,561 Only a humiliating five-to-one defeat at the hands of the West Hartford Wildcats. 638 00:34:03,821 --> 00:34:07,284 It's back to the desert for the Minutemen, perhaps for another 40 years. 639 00:34:07,525 --> 00:34:09,796 Of course, by then, I'll be 70 years old. 640 00:34:09,981 --> 00:34:12,206 A lot of the rest of you will probably be dead. 641 00:34:12,394 --> 00:34:13,950 Taylor, you'll be dead. 642 00:34:14,100 --> 00:34:15,894 Babette. Miss Patty. 643 00:34:16,597 --> 00:34:17,868 That man in the hat. 644 00:34:18,012 --> 00:34:20,918 If we run, we might catch the last few minutes of the band. 645 00:34:21,133 --> 00:34:24,800 I don't think the pint of liquid cheese in my stomach will allow much running. 646 00:34:25,045 --> 00:34:26,759 - I'll call you tomorrow? - Have fun. 647 00:34:26,918 --> 00:34:28,235 - 'Bye. - 'Bye. 648 00:34:33,035 --> 00:34:35,147 Dean, how are you? 649 00:34:35,324 --> 00:34:39,627 That's a stupid question to ask someone who just lost the regional semi-finals. 650 00:34:40,111 --> 00:34:42,336 It sounds like I'm rubbing your face in it. 651 00:34:42,524 --> 00:34:45,158 They were better than us, they deserved to win. 652 00:34:45,354 --> 00:34:47,817 And at least you got a point. That's good, right? 653 00:34:48,017 --> 00:34:50,208 I mean, better than not getting any. 654 00:34:50,389 --> 00:34:52,421 I really suck at this post-sports talk. 655 00:34:52,595 --> 00:34:54,264 You haven't had much practice. 656 00:34:54,426 --> 00:34:56,934 True, but who knows, I might be a sports convert. 657 00:34:57,131 --> 00:34:59,594 I mean, eating massive amounts of junk food... 658 00:34:59,795 --> 00:35:03,143 and listening to Kirk make a fool of himself, all things I enjoy. 659 00:35:03,373 --> 00:35:05,598 You could almost get rid of the sports part of it. 660 00:35:05,788 --> 00:35:07,694 That's what I was going to say. 661 00:35:08,909 --> 00:35:10,498 So, I ran into Lindsay. 662 00:35:10,656 --> 00:35:12,880 I hadn't figured out how to tell you that. 663 00:35:12,892 --> 00:35:13,959 I think it's great. 664 00:35:14,194 --> 00:35:15,420 - You do? - Absolutely. 665 00:35:15,567 --> 00:35:18,075 I mean, she's cute and smart and really nice. 666 00:35:18,272 --> 00:35:19,339 I know. 667 00:35:19,479 --> 00:35:23,226 Like once in fourth grade, we went on a field trip to Mark Twain's house... 668 00:35:23,474 --> 00:35:26,187 I wanted a refrigerator magnet shaped like Twain's head. 669 00:35:26,387 --> 00:35:27,613 I didn't have money... 670 00:35:27,761 --> 00:35:30,315 so she bought it for me. She wouldn't let me pay her back. 671 00:35:30,507 --> 00:35:33,253 - Pretty classy for a fourth grader. - Sounds like Lindsay. 672 00:35:33,462 --> 00:35:35,653 Exactly. So... 673 00:35:36,334 --> 00:35:40,239 - Good job, mister. - Thanks. So how are things with Jess? 674 00:35:41,368 --> 00:35:42,844 Good. 675 00:35:42,992 --> 00:35:44,820 - He's not with you? - No. 676 00:35:45,239 --> 00:35:47,350 This really isn't his kind of thing. 677 00:35:47,861 --> 00:35:51,289 I'd better go, I've got to go change and then Lindsay and I are going out. 678 00:35:51,523 --> 00:35:53,952 Right. Sure. Have fun. 679 00:36:06,006 --> 00:36:07,937 LUKE: [On answering machine] You've reached Luke Danes... 680 00:36:07,961 --> 00:36:09,186 and Jess Mariano. Leave a message. 681 00:36:09,210 --> 00:36:11,242 It's me. I just wanted to let you know... 682 00:36:11,416 --> 00:36:14,129 that this is the last weekend I spend sitting around... 683 00:36:14,328 --> 00:36:17,075 hoping you'll call. Okay? I'm not going to be that girl. 684 00:36:17,284 --> 00:36:20,667 From now on, I want a plan. I mean a real plan with a time and a place. 685 00:36:20,904 --> 00:36:23,776 And I'm tired of hearing, "Let's hook up later." 686 00:36:23,984 --> 00:36:25,890 What does that mean? What's later? 687 00:36:26,064 --> 00:36:29,606 How do I set my watch to later? Later doesn't cut it anymore, got it? 688 00:36:29,852 --> 00:36:32,837 And yeah, you know, maybe I am spoiled, but guess what? 689 00:36:33,056 --> 00:36:35,610 I like being spoiled. I plan to go on being spoiled... 690 00:36:35,802 --> 00:36:39,389 and if that doesn't sound like something you can or want to do, then fine. 691 00:36:39,631 --> 00:36:41,697 You'll find another girl who'll sit around... 692 00:36:41,878 --> 00:36:43,701 cleaning her keyboard on a Friday night 693 00:36:43,713 --> 00:36:45,783 hoping you'll call, it's not going to be me. 694 00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:48,185 Yeah, this is a message for Jess. 695 00:36:57,026 --> 00:36:58,616 Figured I'd find you here. 696 00:36:58,774 --> 00:37:01,681 You say the word "hockey," you say the word "Rory," right? 697 00:37:01,895 --> 00:37:03,565 What are you doing here? 698 00:37:03,726 --> 00:37:06,110 - Here to give you these. - Ear plugs? 699 00:37:06,515 --> 00:37:08,979 - What are they for? - I got tickets to the Distillers. 700 00:37:09,178 --> 00:37:11,211 - You did, for when? - Tonight. 701 00:37:11,383 --> 00:37:12,576 Tonight? But... 702 00:37:12,715 --> 00:37:16,144 I would have been here sooner, but I had to wait in line. 703 00:37:16,377 --> 00:37:20,566 So we should probably get going. We don't want to miss anything, right? 704 00:37:27,281 --> 00:37:28,598 Hey, Jess? 705 00:37:28,821 --> 00:37:30,615 - Yeah? - When you get home... 706 00:37:30,777 --> 00:37:34,081 could you erase your answering machine without listening to any messages? 707 00:37:34,314 --> 00:37:36,221 That'd be great. Thanks. 708 00:37:36,603 --> 00:37:37,750 [Knocking on door] 709 00:37:37,893 --> 00:37:39,040 Come in. 710 00:37:43,719 --> 00:37:45,786 I brought you some aspirin. 711 00:37:46,507 --> 00:37:48,971 It's the buffered kind that you like. 712 00:37:50,711 --> 00:37:52,584 Is there anything else that you need? 713 00:37:52,750 --> 00:37:54,623 No. Thank you. 714 00:38:01,323 --> 00:38:04,707 Mom, I want to apologize for what I said downstairs. 715 00:38:05,193 --> 00:38:09,575 I had no right to humiliate you like that in front of your friends and Richard. 716 00:38:09,854 --> 00:38:12,886 This relationship was something you had chosen to keep private... 717 00:38:13,100 --> 00:38:15,245 and I should have respected that. 718 00:38:15,431 --> 00:38:16,987 I am truly sorry. 719 00:38:18,843 --> 00:38:21,068 He seemed like a very nice man. 720 00:38:26,418 --> 00:38:28,881 Why didn't you tell anyone about him? 721 00:38:30,829 --> 00:38:33,894 I married once. I married Richard's father. 722 00:38:34,657 --> 00:38:36,327 That was my husband. 723 00:38:37,154 --> 00:38:39,459 I have no desire to marry again... 724 00:38:39,693 --> 00:38:41,566 and dishonor his memory. 725 00:38:41,732 --> 00:38:42,764 I understand. 726 00:38:42,897 --> 00:38:45,281 I believe a woman marries for life. 727 00:38:46,434 --> 00:38:49,102 If after your husband is gone... 728 00:38:49,888 --> 00:38:53,475 you desperately desire some sort of permanent attachment... 729 00:38:53,717 --> 00:38:57,259 add an addition onto the house. A library, or a solarium. 730 00:38:59,127 --> 00:39:01,590 I have a library and a solarium. 731 00:39:01,791 --> 00:39:02,859 Yes, you do. 732 00:39:02,997 --> 00:39:05,631 However, in spite of all this... 733 00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:08,510 I've found myself getting lonely. 734 00:39:09,240 --> 00:39:12,589 And I don't care for being lonely, it's quite annoying. 735 00:39:13,194 --> 00:39:14,908 So many years ago... 736 00:39:15,941 --> 00:39:18,972 I met a man and he became my companion. 737 00:39:19,936 --> 00:39:24,079 Tonight, both he and I were publicly humiliated... 738 00:39:24,930 --> 00:39:27,676 and our relationship altered forever. 739 00:39:28,925 --> 00:39:30,991 Can you imagine how that feels? 740 00:39:31,172 --> 00:39:33,000 I've had a little experience... 741 00:39:33,169 --> 00:39:36,314 with being humiliated in front of the people I love, yes. 742 00:39:38,163 --> 00:39:39,719 Mom, please believe me. 743 00:39:39,869 --> 00:39:41,981 I know how important your pride is to you... 744 00:39:42,158 --> 00:39:45,110 and I never had any intention of robbing you of it. 745 00:39:45,321 --> 00:39:48,114 I feel terrible that I caused you any pain. 746 00:39:49,233 --> 00:39:50,628 I just wish... 747 00:39:50,773 --> 00:39:54,554 that once in a while you might feel a little terrible that you cause me pain. 748 00:39:54,809 --> 00:39:56,796 I have pride, too, you know. 749 00:39:57,182 --> 00:40:00,406 And my husband travels and is very busy and I miss him... 750 00:40:00,635 --> 00:40:02,622 and I'm lonely sometimes... 751 00:40:03,050 --> 00:40:04,481 just like you. 752 00:40:05,962 --> 00:40:07,075 Well. 753 00:40:11,539 --> 00:40:13,446 So that was quite a gathering. 754 00:40:13,619 --> 00:40:14,970 Yes, it was. 755 00:40:17,532 --> 00:40:21,482 It would make a great Christmas story. I know it didn't happen at Christmas... 756 00:40:21,735 --> 00:40:24,721 but it's the kind of thing that would. So it's not like if you... 757 00:40:24,939 --> 00:40:29,287 told someone, they'd go, "Really? It doesn't sound like a Christmas story." 758 00:40:30,391 --> 00:40:32,899 Thanksgiving would probably work also. 759 00:40:34,678 --> 00:40:37,346 Dad, I know you're a little upset with Mom right now... 760 00:40:37,549 --> 00:40:40,058 and I'm probably out of line in saying this... 761 00:40:40,254 --> 00:40:42,888 but you might want to think about cutting her some slack. 762 00:40:43,084 --> 00:40:45,229 She's really missed you lately. 763 00:40:45,415 --> 00:40:48,321 You work so much, and then you're helping Gran in your free time... 764 00:40:48,536 --> 00:40:51,805 which is totally understandable, but still, it's hard. 765 00:40:52,322 --> 00:40:55,909 As much as Gran likes you, she tends to be a little rough on Mom. 766 00:40:56,151 --> 00:40:58,262 And I just think Mom just kind of snapped. 767 00:40:58,440 --> 00:41:02,788 She'd never do anything like that intentionally, you know that, Dad, right? 768 00:41:08,927 --> 00:41:12,628 Okay, apparently, it's two-for-one flip-out night at the Gilmore house. 769 00:41:12,881 --> 00:41:15,787 - Do you think he was wearing a tracksuit? - I don't... 770 00:41:16,002 --> 00:41:18,987 I wonder if he was wearing Nikes also. 771 00:41:20,081 --> 00:41:23,384 "Just do it" takes on a whole new meaning, doesn't it? 772 00:41:24,908 --> 00:41:28,495 - I guess I've got a new daddy. - Maybe he'll take you to ballgames. 773 00:41:29,361 --> 00:41:31,711 We can get matching jogging suits. 774 00:41:32,856 --> 00:41:36,126 If only I could have seen Emily hiding in the bushes. 775 00:41:36,352 --> 00:41:38,419 It's like a play by Molière. 776 00:41:40,223 --> 00:41:42,096 What are you two cackling about? 777 00:41:42,261 --> 00:41:43,931 - Nothing. - Yeah, nothing. 778 00:41:44,092 --> 00:41:46,283 Don't stop on my account, I'm passing through. 779 00:41:46,465 --> 00:41:49,371 - Where are you going? - We're going to have tea. 780 00:41:50,876 --> 00:41:52,987 - They're going to have tea. - That's a first. 781 00:41:53,165 --> 00:41:54,879 Maybe they'll be pals now. 782 00:41:55,038 --> 00:41:58,262 I don't know how I feel about my mother and my wife being in cahoots. 783 00:41:58,492 --> 00:42:00,876 I don't know how I feel about you saying "cahoots". 784 00:42:01,071 --> 00:42:03,784 This alliance could make things very uncomfortable for me. 785 00:42:03,985 --> 00:42:05,972 Sending a maid to tell me how to make tea... 786 00:42:06,149 --> 00:42:08,216 like I don't know after all these years... 787 00:42:08,396 --> 00:42:12,620 that she'll have a coronary if the water hits the cup one second before the bag. 788 00:42:12,891 --> 00:42:14,685 - You're safe. - I think so, too. 789 00:42:16,137 --> 00:42:17,533 [Door opening] 790 00:42:19,133 --> 00:42:22,040 - How was the game? - Fun, we got clobbered. 791 00:42:23,378 --> 00:42:25,728 If you'd won, you could have marauded through town... 792 00:42:25,916 --> 00:42:28,062 trashing storefronts and torching police cars... 793 00:42:28,247 --> 00:42:30,392 - like they do in L.A. - Maybe next year. 794 00:42:30,578 --> 00:42:33,802 - What did you do after? - You know, just hung out. 795 00:42:34,031 --> 00:42:36,098 With Lane and her fake boyfriend? 796 00:42:36,571 --> 00:42:40,193 - I thought you were eating at Grandma's. - Yes, and there's a story behind that. 797 00:42:40,441 --> 00:42:43,075 - Can it wait? I'm exhausted. - It's a good story. 798 00:42:43,271 --> 00:42:46,540 I'm sure. I won't be able to appreciate it in my weakened state. 799 00:42:46,766 --> 00:42:48,832 This gives you time to practice your voices. 800 00:42:49,014 --> 00:42:51,239 Fine, let me just say two words: 801 00:42:51,510 --> 00:42:52,941 Jogging suit. 802 00:42:53,675 --> 00:42:55,469 - Jogging suit. - See, you're hooked. 803 00:42:55,630 --> 00:42:58,185 Now I'm definitely waking up tomorrow. 804 00:42:59,043 --> 00:43:01,472 - Night, honey. - Night, Mom.