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Mom, I swear, it
was Aunt Marine.
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Aunt Marine would never
hike up her skirt in public.
3
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She would after half
a gallon of eggnog.
4
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Who was the one who got
drunk at our Christmas party...
5
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and hiked up her skirt in
front of the photographer?
6
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Did you say something?
7
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I've never felt so
fascinating in my entire life.
8
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- I'm sorry I'm late. Hi, Grandma, Grandpa.
- Hello, Rory.
9
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Now he closes the paper.
10
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I stopped by the
bookstore on the way here.
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- You got them?
- I got them.
12
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- Got what?
- We're starting to plan our Europe trip.
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- The day after graduation, we are gone.
- That sounds very exciting.
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- What are these?
- Those are guidebooks.
15
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"Europe Through the Back
Door, The Rough Guide to Europe."
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- What kind of guide books are these?
- The cheap kind.
17
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They have all the information about
backpacking and staying in hostels.
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- Backpacking and staying in hostels?
- Who's doing that?
19
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We are.
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- No, you're not.
- What a ridiculous thought.
21
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We are. We're going to
backpack around Europe.
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I know it's fun to tease
your grandmother.
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They're going to
backpack across Europe.
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I heard, sounds delightful.
Perhaps we should join them.
25
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That sounds wonderful.
26
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Tomorrow I'll go out
and buy some cutoffs.
27
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Guys, we're not kidding.
28
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You're seriously going
to traipse around Europe...
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with your possessions on your back,
sleep in a room with 30 other people?
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- Yes.
- No.
31
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- Grandpa.
- It's not safe. I forbid it.
32
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- Call our travel agent.
- But we want to be spontaneous.
33
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Jump a train to Paris,
head off to Spain.
34
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It's raining in Spain. But since the
rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain...
35
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- Looks like Italy for us.
- Mamma mia.
36
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You can still travel around
aimlessly and stay in a decent hotel.
37
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- We want to do it cheap.
- We'll pay.
38
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- No.
- It's going to be fun. Really.
39
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- Kids do this all the time.
- You're not a kid, you're a grown woman.
40
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What'll people think when they
see a woman bunking down...
41
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with 20-year-olds?
42
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If the 20-year-olds are
cute they'll think, "Lucky."
43
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Don't be upset. It really
is going to be great.
44
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"What's so traumatic about a
night without a bed, anyway?"
45
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"My survey shows those who
have been a refugee for a night..."
46
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"Have their perspectives broadened
and actually enjoy the experience."
47
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This book is encouraging them
to sleep in a park like a squirrel.
48
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- It's okay.
- My first trip to Europe...
49
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I went to Paris and
stayed at the Ritz.
50
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If it'll make you happy, we'll go to
Paris and eat out of their dumpster.
51
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All this goes in there, let's
move. We're getting backlogged.
52
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I brought over the
nails you asked for.
53
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- Get the guys' lunch orders.
- Already done.
54
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You're a good kid, Dean,
you hardly bug me at all.
55
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High praise.
56
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Get the food, and
don't forget the pickles.
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I wouldn't dare.
58
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What do I got to say to get this
crap inside where it belongs?
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You got a language I'm not privy
to? Because I'm a fast learner.
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Deano.
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You grow any taller, I'll have to get
some mountain-climbing equipment.
62
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You're getting dangerous to
even walk near. You know that.
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- I've been told.
- You looking for Mr. Doose?
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Precious, no, I'm just looking.
65
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[Exclaiming in comprehension]
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- Yes.
- Okay.
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- Well, enjoy.
- I always do.
68
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- Move.
- What? Sorry.
69
00:04:03,305 --> 00:04:04,532
- What's that?
- It's nothing.
70
00:04:04,679 --> 00:04:05,906
- You reading?
- It's nothing.
71
00:04:06,052 --> 00:04:08,402
- I never see you reading.
- Would you just... I read.
72
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- What do you read?
- I read.
73
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- What do you read?
- Invoices, expiration dates.
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- I stand corrected.
- Hey!
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"Hidden Romantic Gems of
the Restaurant World. "Well.
76
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- I want my property back.
- Planning something special?
77
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I'm taking Nicole to dinner on
Friday and I wanna find a place.
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- A place you don't normally go to?
- Yes.
79
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- A "special" place.
- Would you stop saying that word?
80
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- And, yes.
- Find anything good?
81
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Every description talks about tablecloths
and dish design. Nothing about food.
82
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You're going through
a lot for this lawyer.
83
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She's not a lawyer.
84
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She's a lawyer, but
she's also a lady.
85
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A very nice lady who expects
good food with her fancy place...
86
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- and sparse, yet elegant decor.
- You're pathetic when you're in love.
87
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I'm not in love. This is what
you do when you're dating.
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- Not what I do.
- Rory's a lucky girl. Work.
89
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I'm going upstairs.
90
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But if a horse-drawn
carriage shows up here...
91
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my throwing up will be eternal.
92
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I got to place an order.
93
00:05:01,199 --> 00:05:03,186
- Talk into the clown.
- I am.
94
00:05:04,445 --> 00:05:05,955
What do you want?
95
00:05:06,526 --> 00:05:10,511
Six burgers, three with cheese,
two Cheddar, one Swiss, two plain...
96
00:05:10,938 --> 00:05:13,527
one with chili, cheese
and onions on the side.
97
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- Your memory's that good?
- You're screwing with me.
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I'm placing an order.
99
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- For all of Connecticut.
- For the construction crew.
100
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- You're Taylor's errand boy now.
- And you're Taylor's waitress.
101
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- Say that a bit closer.
- I thought you had a girlfriend.
102
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- Give me your order and get out.
- Service with a smile.
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Six burgers, three cheese, two
Cheddar, one Swiss, two plain burgers...
104
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one chili burger with cheese
and onions on the side...
105
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three ham on ryes, one
mayo, one mustard, one combo.
106
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- Combo means mustard...
- I know.
107
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Guess that confused look
is just how your face is.
108
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- Wanna talk about this outside?
- Just as soon as I'm finished.
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Four hot dogs, two egg salads on
white, one chicken salad on wheat...
110
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a chef's salad with ranch,
five fries, five onion rings...
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two chips, extra pickles.
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- On what?
- Excuse me?
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- What are the pickles on?
- On the side.
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Of what? The burgers, the
sandwiches, or the side of the road...
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00:06:05,252 --> 00:06:07,363
in the ditch where I'm
gonna dump your body?
116
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- Just make sure there's enough for all.
- Fine.
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- Aren't you going to read it back?
- Nope.
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Okay.
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These men were hired by Taylor.
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If they aren't satisfied,
they will return their orders.
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They'll do that
until they're happy.
122
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So you could be making
this order until you die.
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Six burgers, three with cheese,
two Cheddar, one Swiss...
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Slower, please. I'm
checking them off as we go.
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Two plain burgers, one chili...
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with cheese and
onion on the side.
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It's your party, we just
want you to be happy.
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Okay. No problem.
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All right, I'll
talk to you then.
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- Ridgemont called.
- No.
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He wants to change the theme
for his retirement party again.
132
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- We have to call the florist.
- This is the fourth theme he's picked.
133
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He had the fishing one, the Kentucky
Derby with the chocolate horsies...
134
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and the Tibet with the Richard
Gere pictures everywhere.
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He promised that the
golf would be the last one.
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He felt golf was dull. He
doesn't want to be known as dull.
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Would he like to be remembered as
limping? Because I can be a help with that.
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Hey, guys...
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[All groaning]
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I'm really sorry.
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Here's an idea. It's a
retirement party, yes?
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So what happens
after you retire? You die.
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- He changed his mind.
- Again.
144
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So why don't we dig a
big hole, throw him in...
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hand everybody a shovel.
They take turns covering him up.
146
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We go inside, have dinner. The
wife gets used to eating alone.
147
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- We are not going to bury him alive.
- Fine, then.
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- What is the new theme?
- He's calling me back at 4:00.
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I got the flags and... He
changed his mind again.
150
00:07:52,672 --> 00:07:56,419
He's worse than my mother at
the Glory of Easter T-shirt stand.
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You kept the receipt, I hope.
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This party's going
to be the death of me.
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00:08:01,746 --> 00:08:03,494
- Of someone.
- Go call the florist.
154
00:08:03,659 --> 00:08:05,408
- You're stressed.
- You're observant.
155
00:08:05,574 --> 00:08:07,766
I was going to
save this for later.
156
00:08:07,946 --> 00:08:10,330
- But you look like you need it now.
- What's that?
157
00:08:10,527 --> 00:08:14,796
I have been cordially invited
to Sherry Tinsdale's C-section.
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No way.
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00:08:16,520 --> 00:08:19,188
"Friday, February 7, 6:00 p.m.
160
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"Join the girls for a toast, a
hug, a wave to the mommy...
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00:08:22,597 --> 00:08:24,822
"as they wheel her off.
Dinner at Sushi Sushi..."
162
00:08:25,011 --> 00:08:29,235
"Then back to the hospital for a formal
viewing of brand-new baby, Georgia."
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"R.S.V.P. at your
earliest convenience."
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"PS: Gifts are not necessary,
but always appreciated."
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- Where do I start?
- I knew you'd like it.
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- You have to R.S.V.P. to a C-section.
- And bring a gift.
167
00:08:40,660 --> 00:08:42,374
Does Laura Mercier make Demerol?
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- You want to keep it?
- Yes.
169
00:08:44,156 --> 00:08:46,540
But don't lose it, I
need the phone number.
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- So are you going?
- I don't know.
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I know it's weird, but I
kind of want to see Georgia.
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00:08:51,772 --> 00:08:54,679
- She's sort of my sister.
- She's more than that.
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It'd be cool to meet
her the night she's born.
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It's a good story to talk about.
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00:08:59,431 --> 00:09:01,861
- You should go.
- I should, shouldn't I?
176
00:09:02,052 --> 00:09:04,402
You should take pictures,
wear hidden microphones.
177
00:09:04,591 --> 00:09:07,225
- I want to hear everything.
- I'll see what I can do.
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00:09:07,422 --> 00:09:08,648
Oh, shoot.
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00:09:13,248 --> 00:09:14,281
Sook.
180
00:09:16,993 --> 00:09:18,026
God!
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00:09:19,033 --> 00:09:22,939
A grown man shouldn't throw
himself a Beanie Baby retirement party.
182
00:09:23,195 --> 00:09:24,591
Hold your breath this one takes.
183
00:09:24,735 --> 00:09:27,085
And how is Sookie supposed
to plan a Beanie Baby menu?
184
00:09:27,273 --> 00:09:29,068
- Lots of beans.
- This is ridiculous.
185
00:09:29,230 --> 00:09:31,819
You need to learn there
will be times in your life...
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00:09:32,018 --> 00:09:34,448
where you have to do
ridiculous things for money.
187
00:09:34,641 --> 00:09:38,103
If you're Adrian Zmed, that
includes everything in your career.
188
00:09:38,719 --> 00:09:43,022
Did you order from Amazon again?
We're getting your books their own house.
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00:09:43,297 --> 00:09:44,365
I didn't.
190
00:09:44,505 --> 00:09:46,094
- It's from my mother.
- What is it?
191
00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:48,557
It's heavy. Must be her
hopes and dreams for me.
192
00:09:48,750 --> 00:09:51,338
I thought she discarded
those years ago.
193
00:09:55,533 --> 00:09:57,883
Just drop the
Beanies by the door.
194
00:09:58,364 --> 00:10:02,951
"Girls, here are some travel books I
stumbled across in your father's study."
195
00:10:04,066 --> 00:10:07,336
"I thought they could help in the
planning of your European adventure."
196
00:10:07,562 --> 00:10:09,390
- She's insane.
- We have travel books.
197
00:10:09,559 --> 00:10:11,308
These aren't our kind of books.
198
00:10:11,474 --> 00:10:13,700
They're Paris and Nicky
Hilton's kind of books.
199
00:10:13,888 --> 00:10:17,192
"Selected Hotels of Europe,
Hotels, Restaurants and Inns..."
200
00:10:17,426 --> 00:10:20,650
"Of Great Britain
and Ireland, 1986."
201
00:10:20,963 --> 00:10:23,836
"Myra Waldo's Travel and
Motoring Guide to Europe, '78."
202
00:10:24,044 --> 00:10:26,507
These will be an enormous
help in planning our trip.
203
00:10:26,707 --> 00:10:29,012
- You wanna go see the Berlin Wall?
- Sounds great.
204
00:10:29,204 --> 00:10:32,712
I remember these books. I'm the
only one in my house who read them.
205
00:10:32,950 --> 00:10:36,220
- This hotel is $500 a night.
- $500 a night 20 years ago.
206
00:10:36,446 --> 00:10:39,001
What could a hotel have that
would make it $500 a night?
207
00:10:39,192 --> 00:10:40,702
An English menu?
208
00:10:42,938 --> 00:10:46,004
Christopher, stop it. I'm
trying to open the door.
209
00:10:46,310 --> 00:10:48,819
- Graceful and lovely, they enter.
- Is she home?
210
00:10:49,015 --> 00:10:51,969
- I don't know. Mom, are you home?
- [Mimicking Lorelai] Mom, are you home?
211
00:10:52,220 --> 00:10:54,411
- She'll hear you.
- So? She likes me.
212
00:10:54,592 --> 00:10:57,340
That's right. Mom, it's
me, Lorelai. I'm home.
213
00:10:57,921 --> 00:11:02,032
I'm home and I'm taking my sweater
off, and dropping it on the floor.
214
00:11:02,666 --> 00:11:04,619
Dropping it and walking away.
215
00:11:04,789 --> 00:11:06,900
I'm walking away and
leaving it on the floor.
216
00:11:07,078 --> 00:11:09,951
And in two years I'm
gonna register Democrat.
217
00:11:10,866 --> 00:11:12,739
- Looks like no Emily.
- Where's Sophia?
218
00:11:12,904 --> 00:11:13,937
- Fired.
- Already?
219
00:11:14,070 --> 00:11:16,341
- She touched the Baccarat unicorn.
- Is she insane?
220
00:11:16,526 --> 00:11:17,638
Apparently so.
221
00:11:17,774 --> 00:11:20,408
So, to recap, there's no
Emily, and there's no Sophia.
222
00:11:20,604 --> 00:11:23,636
And there's no supervision
whatsoever. What will we do?
223
00:11:23,851 --> 00:11:25,247
- Let's celebrate.
- What?
224
00:11:25,391 --> 00:11:26,867
- No more midterms.
- Hear, hear.
225
00:11:27,013 --> 00:11:29,965
I say that we drink to
it. Scotch, vodka, or gin?
226
00:11:30,219 --> 00:11:31,615
- Hear, hear.
- Okay.
227
00:11:31,758 --> 00:11:33,507
And put a cherry in it.
228
00:11:33,673 --> 00:11:36,625
Looks like the Gilmores
are planning a trip again.
229
00:11:36,836 --> 00:11:37,949
Where to this time?
230
00:11:38,085 --> 00:11:41,275
Some place fabulous, at a fancy
hotel with other rich Americans...
231
00:11:41,498 --> 00:11:44,132
so they won't have to talk
to anyone who lives there.
232
00:11:44,328 --> 00:11:46,996
"Myra Waldo's Travel and
Motoring Guide to Europe."
233
00:11:47,199 --> 00:11:49,629
- Hello, Myra.
- I hope they go over Christmas.
234
00:11:49,822 --> 00:11:52,410
That would be as
holly-jolly as it gets.
235
00:11:53,734 --> 00:11:54,846
Smooth.
236
00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:58,214
Guess what I've decided?
I'm not going to go to college.
237
00:11:58,478 --> 00:11:59,102
You serious?
238
00:11:59,114 --> 00:12:01,113
I'm taking a year and
I'm going to Europe.
239
00:12:01,308 --> 00:12:04,135
I'm going to backpack, sleep
on a bench, see the world.
240
00:12:04,347 --> 00:12:06,811
You've told Strobe and
Francine about your plans.
241
00:12:07,010 --> 00:12:08,157
Doesn't matter.
242
00:12:08,300 --> 00:12:11,332
- I'm out the second I get that diploma.
- Sounds good.
243
00:12:11,547 --> 00:12:13,181
- You're coming with me.
- I am?
244
00:12:13,337 --> 00:12:14,892
- Yeah.
- I'm sleeping on a bench?
245
00:12:15,043 --> 00:12:17,632
How's that picture look?
To me it looks like a big no.
246
00:12:17,831 --> 00:12:20,544
Fine. You'll get a room. I'll
sleep on the bench outside.
247
00:12:20,745 --> 00:12:22,778
- Much better arrangement.
- So you'll go.
248
00:12:22,950 --> 00:12:25,300
Christopher, we're
supposed to go to college.
249
00:12:25,490 --> 00:12:28,363
You're to join your dad's
firm, where you'll get an office...
250
00:12:28,569 --> 00:12:31,033
- and a stick to shove up your butt.
- Change of plans.
251
00:12:31,233 --> 00:12:33,901
You can't change the plans. The
plans came over on the Mayflower.
252
00:12:34,105 --> 00:12:36,693
Let's get out of here. Let's
get away from this place.
253
00:12:36,894 --> 00:12:39,607
Let's take Myra and just
bolt. Leave a note on the table.
254
00:12:39,806 --> 00:12:42,520
"Dear Richard and Emily, I
don't belong here. I'm going.
255
00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:45,627
"I'll call you when I get there.
Love, Lorelai." How is that?
256
00:12:45,842 --> 00:12:48,113
The word "whoopee"
comes to mind.
257
00:12:48,672 --> 00:12:51,578
- So then, it's a plan.
- It's a plan.
258
00:12:57,038 --> 00:12:59,751
I want to sleep amongst
13th century tapestries...
259
00:12:59,951 --> 00:13:02,334
- and chocolates made by locals.
- It's settled.
260
00:13:02,531 --> 00:13:05,994
We aren't staying anyplace that
wasn't built for Napoleon III's doctor...
261
00:13:06,235 --> 00:13:07,506
or doesn't have a Chagall.
262
00:13:07,650 --> 00:13:08,967
Hear, hear.
263
00:13:09,565 --> 00:13:12,472
We have to figure out
how we're going to pay for it.
264
00:13:12,728 --> 00:13:14,954
How good is your organ grinding?
265
00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:22,945
I asked her to talk me through the
Korean War. She said she was busy.
266
00:13:23,174 --> 00:13:24,809
- She's got a boyfriend.
- I know.
267
00:13:24,964 --> 00:13:26,758
- I think it's about time.
- I agree.
268
00:13:26,920 --> 00:13:29,747
- It wasn't healthy.
- It didn't help that skin thing she had.
269
00:13:29,959 --> 00:13:31,276
Why didn't she tell us?
270
00:13:31,415 --> 00:13:34,050
Think she just wanted to
make sure it was going to take.
271
00:13:34,245 --> 00:13:36,074
Tell us, what's this Jamie like?
272
00:13:36,243 --> 00:13:38,912
I don't feel like talking about
Paris right now. Or ever.
273
00:13:39,115 --> 00:13:40,386
You know him, we don't.
274
00:13:40,530 --> 00:13:41,961
- Is he sexy?
- Have a good car?
275
00:13:42,112 --> 00:13:44,019
- How's the trust fund?
- How's the profile?
276
00:13:44,192 --> 00:13:46,985
- How're his friends?
- Is there spin-off potential?
277
00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:51,946
Okay, everyone, gather
round. I have in my hand...
278
00:13:52,142 --> 00:13:55,094
the 2002 Franklin yearbook
photos. I got copies for everyone.
279
00:13:55,305 --> 00:13:58,847
So let's leave the Barneys clearance
sale reenactment for another day.
280
00:13:59,093 --> 00:14:02,363
Please take note that the idea of
posing under the new school banner...
281
00:14:02,588 --> 00:14:04,258
was a major success.
282
00:14:04,545 --> 00:14:05,771
- Paris.
- Yes?
283
00:14:05,918 --> 00:14:07,110
- I'm sneezing.
- What?
284
00:14:07,250 --> 00:14:09,600
In the picture, I'm sneezing,
and my head is turned.
285
00:14:09,789 --> 00:14:11,855
Yeah, but every picture
had something wrong.
286
00:14:12,036 --> 00:14:14,420
I had to pick one that
was best for the majority.
287
00:14:14,617 --> 00:14:16,603
- We took 90 pictures.
- What's your point?
288
00:14:16,781 --> 00:14:19,574
There wasn't one other picture
that was good for the group...
289
00:14:19,778 --> 00:14:22,207
and didn't make me look
like I'm in Cirque du Soleil?
290
00:14:22,399 --> 00:14:24,590
Sorry, life can play
some cruel tricks.
291
00:14:24,772 --> 00:14:26,828
Life had a little help from
the Geller camp this time.
292
00:14:26,852 --> 00:14:27,885
[Cell phone ringing]
293
00:14:28,018 --> 00:14:29,574
We are not done.
294
00:14:32,430 --> 00:14:33,427
Hello?
295
00:14:33,553 --> 00:14:35,278
Rory, hi. Listen, I
just got the call and...
296
00:14:35,301 --> 00:14:36,334
[Intercom buzzing]
297
00:14:36,467 --> 00:14:37,824
Hold on a sec.
I'll call him back!
298
00:14:37,924 --> 00:14:39,990
- I'm back. Sorry, where was I?
- Who is this?
299
00:14:40,171 --> 00:14:42,396
Maureen Rollins.
Sherry's friend.
300
00:14:42,959 --> 00:14:45,514
- Maureen. I'm sorry...
- Don't worry about it.
301
00:14:45,706 --> 00:14:48,453
We were going to meet
next week at the C-section...
302
00:14:48,661 --> 00:14:50,648
- but Sherry just went into labor.
- What?
303
00:14:50,825 --> 00:14:53,209
She's in labor, and I
have to call all the girls...
304
00:14:53,406 --> 00:14:56,040
and beg them to get
down to the hospital ASAP.
305
00:14:56,236 --> 00:14:58,347
- It's a big screw-up.
- I guess.
306
00:14:58,525 --> 00:15:00,796
Can you come?
You're a child, right?
307
00:15:00,981 --> 00:15:01,979
- School?
- Huh?
308
00:15:02,104 --> 00:15:04,613
- You have school?
- Yes, I have school, but...
309
00:15:04,810 --> 00:15:07,523
Is there any way you could
reschedule school just for today?
310
00:15:07,723 --> 00:15:09,869
She screwed up but
she's still our Sherry.
311
00:15:10,054 --> 00:15:12,689
I'm done with school now.
I could grab a train and...
312
00:15:12,884 --> 00:15:16,109
That would be the best, the
absolute best. You are a great kid.
313
00:15:16,339 --> 00:15:18,803
She's at Boston Memorial.
I will meet you there.
314
00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:21,432
Listen, I have Graydon
Carter on the other line.
315
00:15:21,625 --> 00:15:24,293
- Graydon Carter, I have to go.
- Okay, bye.
316
00:15:33,236 --> 00:15:37,062
Please make sure the light is
very soft. I want a luminous quality.
317
00:15:37,315 --> 00:15:40,188
I'll have to see the lady
before I can set the final lighting.
318
00:15:40,395 --> 00:15:41,507
Yes, of course.
319
00:15:41,643 --> 00:15:43,789
Arletta, did you call Lorelai?
320
00:15:43,974 --> 00:15:46,324
- Yes, ma'am, 20 minutes ago.
- And what did she say?
321
00:15:46,513 --> 00:15:49,386
She was still getting dressed.
Do you want me to go up again?
322
00:15:49,593 --> 00:15:50,661
No, I'll do it.
323
00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:52,866
You'd think it was my
coming-out portrait...
324
00:15:53,047 --> 00:15:55,681
not hers, for the concern
she has about all of this.
325
00:15:55,878 --> 00:15:57,512
I'll be right back.
326
00:15:57,667 --> 00:15:59,620
Don't scratch the floor.
327
00:16:04,826 --> 00:16:05,824
[Knocking at door]
328
00:16:05,949 --> 00:16:06,947
Yeah?
329
00:16:07,073 --> 00:16:09,378
Lorelai, the photographer
needs you downstairs.
330
00:16:09,571 --> 00:16:10,842
I'll be there in a sec.
331
00:16:10,986 --> 00:16:13,177
He needs you now, not in a sec.
332
00:16:14,523 --> 00:16:17,078
- I don't hear you walking to the door.
- Mom, please!
333
00:16:17,270 --> 00:16:18,780
- I'm coming in.
- No!
334
00:16:18,935 --> 00:16:21,240
I don't have time for
your attitude, young lady.
335
00:16:21,431 --> 00:16:23,338
This man is being
paid by the hour.
336
00:16:23,513 --> 00:16:25,227
Why aren't you dressed?
337
00:16:25,386 --> 00:16:27,419
I think the zipper
is too new or stiff.
338
00:16:27,591 --> 00:16:29,464
Turn around, I'll do it.
339
00:16:32,586 --> 00:16:34,095
- Oh, my God.
- What?
340
00:16:34,251 --> 00:16:36,886
It's not the zipper, it's
the dress. It's too small.
341
00:16:37,081 --> 00:16:39,465
- Are you sure?
- Of course. It's too small.
342
00:16:39,662 --> 00:16:42,535
How can it be too small? We
had a fitting three months ago.
343
00:16:42,741 --> 00:16:44,694
Have you gained
weight? Hold your breath.
344
00:16:44,864 --> 00:16:45,896
I am.
345
00:16:46,487 --> 00:16:48,474
- Hold your breath.
- I am.
346
00:16:48,651 --> 00:16:50,400
The only thing I
can think of is...
347
00:16:50,565 --> 00:16:53,358
the dressmaker must have written
the measurements down wrong.
348
00:16:53,562 --> 00:16:56,832
What're we supposed to do now? I
can't take a picture of you like that.
349
00:16:57,059 --> 00:16:58,205
Sorry.
350
00:16:58,349 --> 00:17:00,256
I'll have him come
back next week.
351
00:17:00,429 --> 00:17:03,813
I'll call that woman at the dress
shop and give her a piece of my mind.
352
00:17:04,051 --> 00:17:06,514
Is everyone in the world
completely incompetent?
353
00:17:06,714 --> 00:17:08,383
Put on your sweats
and go running.
354
00:17:08,545 --> 00:17:11,452
You're gonna fit into the
next dress no matter what.
355
00:17:24,736 --> 00:17:27,483
I have five minutes to drink
as much coffee as I can...
356
00:17:27,690 --> 00:17:30,642
before driving to Hartford to
spend time with my mother alone...
357
00:17:30,854 --> 00:17:32,363
Who am I saying this to?
358
00:17:32,518 --> 00:17:33,551
I was listening.
359
00:17:33,684 --> 00:17:35,115
- Where's Luke?
- I don't know.
360
00:17:35,265 --> 00:17:37,364
- Is he coming back? How fresh is that pot?
- I don't know.
361
00:17:37,388 --> 00:17:40,056
It was there when I came a
minute ago. So I don't know.
362
00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:41,691
Thank God.
363
00:17:41,841 --> 00:17:44,953
I desperately need a
massive cup of coffee to go...
364
00:17:45,338 --> 00:17:47,643
- What happened to your face?
- What do you mean?
365
00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:49,344
- It's visible.
- I shaved.
366
00:17:49,499 --> 00:17:51,963
Are you going to the
bank? Funeral? Drag club?
367
00:17:52,163 --> 00:17:53,639
Let's get your coffee, shall we?
368
00:17:53,786 --> 00:17:55,659
- Isn't that the sweater...
- Yes.
369
00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:57,177
- You look nice.
- Thank you.
370
00:17:57,324 --> 00:17:58,834
What's the occasion?
371
00:17:58,989 --> 00:17:59,987
- Hi.
- Hi.
372
00:18:00,112 --> 00:18:01,430
It's a girl.
373
00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:05,194
Nicole, this is Lorelai.
374
00:18:05,356 --> 00:18:07,786
- Nice to meet you, Nicole Leahy.
- Lorelai Gilmore.
375
00:18:07,979 --> 00:18:09,488
- You look nice.
- You, too.
376
00:18:09,643 --> 00:18:11,534
- Are you ready or should I sit?
- Let's go, I'm ready.
377
00:18:11,558 --> 00:18:12,591
[Cell phone ringing]
378
00:18:12,723 --> 00:18:14,119
I'm sorry, just a sec.
379
00:18:14,762 --> 00:18:16,987
- She's a lawyer.
- So what?
380
00:18:17,801 --> 00:18:19,390
Hello? Yes.
381
00:18:20,007 --> 00:18:22,641
I'm sorry, Monday won't
work. It'll have to be Tuesday.
382
00:18:22,837 --> 00:18:25,267
Your client breaking his
contract is annoying, too...
383
00:18:25,458 --> 00:18:28,887
but we're all dealing with that.
Terrific to hear. Bye, Michael.
384
00:18:29,122 --> 00:18:31,108
- The phone is going off now.
- It's okay.
385
00:18:31,286 --> 00:18:32,955
Make as many calls as you want.
386
00:18:33,117 --> 00:18:35,104
- Nice meeting you.
- You, too.
387
00:18:39,026 --> 00:18:41,410
As soon as I
can. All right, bye.
388
00:18:43,022 --> 00:18:44,453
- Maureen?
- Yes.
389
00:18:45,062 --> 00:18:46,651
I'm Rory.
390
00:18:47,309 --> 00:18:50,216
I'm Christopher's daughter.
You called me to come down...
391
00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:53,065
Thank God you're here.
Sherry's going to be thrilled.
392
00:18:53,261 --> 00:18:55,373
She's a basket case.
Who wouldn't be?
393
00:18:55,550 --> 00:18:57,537
- Where's everyone else?
- They're working.
394
00:18:57,714 --> 00:19:00,098
We'd all planned on next
week but Sherry screwed up.
395
00:19:00,294 --> 00:19:03,360
Thank God you're here. She'll be
thrilled. She's feeling abandoned.
396
00:19:03,582 --> 00:19:05,172
Don't mention how fat she is.
397
00:19:05,330 --> 00:19:08,555
For some reason she's extremely
sensitive about that today. Kiss.
398
00:19:08,785 --> 00:19:10,420
I'll call you later.
399
00:19:10,574 --> 00:19:13,481
- Where are you going?
- I have to get back to work. I'm swamped.
400
00:19:13,696 --> 00:19:16,568
- You're leaving me here?
- I would love to stay. Impossible.
401
00:19:16,776 --> 00:19:19,240
What can I say, Sherry
screwed up. You'll be fine.
402
00:19:19,439 --> 00:19:20,791
Call if you need anything.
403
00:19:20,938 --> 00:19:23,685
- I don't have your number.
- Sherry's got it.
404
00:19:29,179 --> 00:19:31,290
- Sherry, it's Rory.
- Rory?
405
00:19:32,009 --> 00:19:33,678
God, I'm so glad you're here.
406
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:36,348
- How are you?
- This wasn't supposed to happen now.
407
00:19:36,545 --> 00:19:38,373
- I know.
- Christopher's out of town.
408
00:19:38,543 --> 00:19:41,574
Maureen left a message, but it
doesn't matter since he's not here.
409
00:19:41,790 --> 00:19:42,586
Where's Maureen?
410
00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:44,663
She had to go to
work but she'll call later.
411
00:19:44,869 --> 00:19:46,220
- She's at work?
- Yes.
412
00:19:46,367 --> 00:19:49,319
I'm lying in a bed, God
knows what's gonna happen.
413
00:19:49,530 --> 00:19:52,482
- You're going to have a baby.
- And she goes back to work.
414
00:19:52,694 --> 00:19:56,077
I would love to go back to work, but
I can't because I have to stay here.
415
00:19:56,315 --> 00:19:59,619
- Because you're going to have a baby.
- She's not here.
416
00:19:59,935 --> 00:20:03,080
None of my friends are
here. Christopher isn't here.
417
00:20:03,307 --> 00:20:04,783
No one is here.
418
00:20:05,596 --> 00:20:07,072
No one but you.
419
00:20:07,219 --> 00:20:10,409
Thank God you're here. I don't
think that I could do this by myself...
420
00:20:10,631 --> 00:20:14,332
because this wasn't supposed to
happen until next week. I wrote it down!
421
00:20:14,586 --> 00:20:16,220
I wrote it down!
422
00:20:16,584 --> 00:20:18,537
I wrote it down!
423
00:20:20,495 --> 00:20:22,005
Boy, do you look thin.
424
00:20:26,697 --> 00:20:30,285
It's a rare treat to have an evening
alone with my daughter un-coerced.
425
00:20:30,526 --> 00:20:33,433
- Yes, it is, isn't it?
- So Rory's at the hospital?
426
00:20:33,647 --> 00:20:36,633
Yeah, she's going to see her
new half-sister fresh from the oven.
427
00:20:36,853 --> 00:20:40,440
That's a most unpleasant description.
I thought we'd have martinis.
428
00:20:40,681 --> 00:20:41,999
- Very good thought.
- Olives?
429
00:20:42,138 --> 00:20:43,171
Twist.
430
00:20:43,304 --> 00:20:45,734
How's Rory feeling about
Christopher's new baby?
431
00:20:45,925 --> 00:20:49,149
- She's very excited. It's kind of cute.
- Should've gotten her a puppy.
432
00:20:49,380 --> 00:20:50,413
Stop.
433
00:20:50,587 --> 00:20:53,380
- No maid tonight?
- Leloni usually takes Sundays off...
434
00:20:53,584 --> 00:20:56,536
but she wanted to switch and
seeing as it's just us, I said yes.
435
00:20:56,746 --> 00:20:59,335
- Leloni, very exotic name.
- She's from Honolulu.
436
00:20:59,535 --> 00:21:01,045
- Does she know Don Ho?
- No.
437
00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:02,232
- Charo?
- No.
438
00:21:02,365 --> 00:21:06,191
- C&H pure cane sugar dancers?
- We don't have a buffer here tonight.
439
00:21:06,444 --> 00:21:10,712
So who cooked dinner? Don't tell me
it's you because we can always diet.
440
00:21:11,230 --> 00:21:14,262
Leloni made a roast before
she left, and I heated it up.
441
00:21:14,476 --> 00:21:15,509
You did?
442
00:21:15,642 --> 00:21:18,276
I added a little wine to the
pan to keep it from drying out.
443
00:21:18,472 --> 00:21:22,378
- Who died and made you Sara Moulton?
- Drink this and be quiet.
444
00:21:24,258 --> 00:21:27,482
- So, how long is Dad gone for this time?
- Two weeks.
445
00:21:27,711 --> 00:21:30,061
- Didn't he just come home last week?
- He did.
446
00:21:30,251 --> 00:21:31,568
Business must be pretty good?
447
00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:33,932
He has to work twice
as hard as he ever did.
448
00:21:34,121 --> 00:21:36,426
I'm still not sure that
he's made a dime yet.
449
00:21:36,618 --> 00:21:39,365
He's having the time of
his life. So what can you do?
450
00:21:39,573 --> 00:21:40,924
Nothing, I guess.
451
00:21:42,112 --> 00:21:44,541
- Can I ask you something?
- Of course you can.
452
00:21:44,734 --> 00:21:47,607
- What do you do while Dad is gone?
- I do all sorts of things.
453
00:21:47,814 --> 00:21:50,369
- Like what?
- I keep this house running.
454
00:21:50,602 --> 00:21:54,225
I have my DAR meetings, and
there's always a thousand calls to make.
455
00:21:54,473 --> 00:21:58,254
I have functions and fundraising events
to organize, a million different things.
456
00:21:58,511 --> 00:22:00,463
- But what do you do at night?
- Excuse me?
457
00:22:00,633 --> 00:22:02,938
You don't organize
functions at night, do you?
458
00:22:03,130 --> 00:22:05,798
- What are you insinuating?
- I'm not insinuating anything.
459
00:22:06,002 --> 00:22:08,113
I'm trying to find out
a little about your life.
460
00:22:08,291 --> 00:22:10,641
Your father calls every
night at 9:00 and we talk.
461
00:22:10,829 --> 00:22:13,656
So you spend 15
minutes talking to Dad...
462
00:22:13,868 --> 00:22:16,854
and then you hang up
the phone, and you... what?
463
00:22:17,697 --> 00:22:20,331
- Watch television?
- I don't watch that much television.
464
00:22:20,527 --> 00:22:23,638
I don't find forensic work as
fascinating as the rest of the world.
465
00:22:23,857 --> 00:22:25,923
You have cable. You
can watch movies.
466
00:22:26,104 --> 00:22:28,817
I never know where the maid
puts that guide they send you.
467
00:22:29,018 --> 00:22:31,686
I always wind up turning it
on after a movie has started...
468
00:22:31,890 --> 00:22:34,273
and I don't like to come
in on the middle of things.
469
00:22:34,470 --> 00:22:37,899
- Tape the movies, or get a DVD player.
- I don't need a DVD player.
470
00:22:38,132 --> 00:22:40,879
Why not? Then you could buy
all those musicals you love...
471
00:22:41,087 --> 00:22:44,277
- and watch them whenever you felt like it.
- I'm not an invalid.
472
00:22:44,500 --> 00:22:47,293
Of course you are. Why else
would I suggest a DVD player?
473
00:22:47,496 --> 00:22:52,038
I can fill my time myself and I'd like
you to drop this conversation right now.
474
00:22:52,699 --> 00:22:55,368
- Where are you going?
- We're going to eat.
475
00:22:56,778 --> 00:23:00,400
Just because you leave the room
doesn't mean the conversation's over.
476
00:23:00,648 --> 00:23:03,634
I started the conversation,
the conversation's in me.
477
00:23:03,853 --> 00:23:07,804
Therefore, when I get over there the
conversation's gonna start up again.
478
00:23:11,220 --> 00:23:14,127
STRAUB: This is unbelievable,
absolutely unbelievable.
479
00:23:14,341 --> 00:23:16,107
FRANCINE: I feel sick.
STRAUB: Everything's gone.
480
00:23:16,131 --> 00:23:19,243
It's been tossed right out
the window. Stop crying.
481
00:23:19,460 --> 00:23:23,888
Drink your water, we need to calm
down. Getting upset won't get us anywhere.
482
00:23:24,247 --> 00:23:26,711
- What do we tell people?
- Who needs to know?
483
00:23:26,910 --> 00:23:29,374
- What do you mean?
- You don't have to yell at me.
484
00:23:29,575 --> 00:23:33,639
Everybody has to know and will know.
We can't pretend this didn't happen.
485
00:23:33,903 --> 00:23:35,935
- We could send her away.
- Excuse me?
486
00:23:36,109 --> 00:23:38,254
Aren't there places
that take girls like that?
487
00:23:38,439 --> 00:23:40,869
- Girls like what?
- Well, girls in...
488
00:23:41,727 --> 00:23:45,156
- I can't handle this at all.
- Stop crying, damn it.
489
00:23:45,390 --> 00:23:47,502
EMILY: Christopher is as
much to blame as Lorelai.
490
00:23:47,679 --> 00:23:49,746
- Like hell he is.
- They're in this together.
491
00:23:49,926 --> 00:23:52,958
Why should he sacrifice everything
we planned for him just because...
492
00:23:53,172 --> 00:23:55,398
Choose your words
extremely carefully.
493
00:23:55,586 --> 00:23:58,459
You know we love
Lorelai, you know that.
494
00:23:58,667 --> 00:24:00,654
But Chris is so
young, he's a baby.
495
00:24:00,830 --> 00:24:04,816
- Lorelai's not collecting social security.
- Why doesn't she get rid of it?
496
00:24:05,076 --> 00:24:06,269
What?
497
00:24:06,407 --> 00:24:08,235
- It's an option.
- It's not an option.
498
00:24:08,405 --> 00:24:09,915
- Why not?
- Because I say so.
499
00:24:10,070 --> 00:24:13,341
Then what are you suggesting?
What's your solution to this problem?
500
00:24:13,566 --> 00:24:16,075
They will get married.
They will live here.
501
00:24:16,271 --> 00:24:20,018
And Christopher will go to work at
my company. That is the solution.
502
00:24:20,267 --> 00:24:23,571
Now we have a plan so we
can all stop talking about it.
503
00:24:24,678 --> 00:24:27,108
Please excuse me.
I have work to do.
504
00:24:29,007 --> 00:24:31,074
EMILY: I think Richard's
plan sounds sensible.
505
00:24:31,254 --> 00:24:33,526
STRAUB: I have one
question: Why his company?
506
00:24:33,710 --> 00:24:36,094
- What do you mean "his company"?
- I have a law firm.
507
00:24:36,291 --> 00:24:37,880
Christopher could go to school.
508
00:24:38,039 --> 00:24:40,786
"We're upset, maybe we should
ask the kids what they think.
509
00:24:40,994 --> 00:24:44,105
- "Lorelai, Christopher, anything to add?"
- Quiet, they'll hear you.
510
00:24:44,324 --> 00:24:47,151
Not likely. I don't know how
long I can sit here like this.
511
00:24:47,361 --> 00:24:49,950
- It's okay, let them talk.
- They're talking about us.
512
00:24:50,150 --> 00:24:53,295
- They're trying to figure out what to do.
- What to do with our lives.
513
00:24:53,521 --> 00:24:56,030
- Yours and mine and its.
- We're gonna need their help.
514
00:24:56,226 --> 00:24:57,941
We can take care of ourselves.
515
00:24:58,099 --> 00:24:59,893
- How?
- We'll figure it out.
516
00:25:00,056 --> 00:25:02,769
- It's okay, it sounds okay.
- What sounds okay?
517
00:25:02,969 --> 00:25:05,796
Working for your dad,
living here. It sounds okay.
518
00:25:06,007 --> 00:25:08,596
What about Europe and
sleeping on a bench in Paris?
519
00:25:08,795 --> 00:25:10,351
- I can't, I have to get a job.
- No.
520
00:25:10,502 --> 00:25:12,171
- I have to make money.
- No.
521
00:25:12,500 --> 00:25:14,373
It's okay. Really.
522
00:25:14,997 --> 00:25:17,064
EMILY: You are not even
listening to each other.
523
00:25:17,702 --> 00:25:19,735
For God's sake,
Francine, shut up!
524
00:25:20,408 --> 00:25:24,790
So we'll see you next Friday at
3:00. Sorry for the short notice. Bye.
525
00:25:25,943 --> 00:25:28,770
- Great, who's next?
- Sheldon Harnick.
526
00:25:28,981 --> 00:25:30,776
- Set him for Wednesday.
- Okay.
527
00:25:30,937 --> 00:25:33,083
Don't tell him I'm pregnant.
He hates pregnancy.
528
00:25:33,268 --> 00:25:35,494
- How about a plumbing problem?
- Sounds good.
529
00:25:35,682 --> 00:25:37,635
Okay. So how are we doing?
530
00:25:38,721 --> 00:25:39,549
I'm not sure.
531
00:25:39,561 --> 00:25:42,025
Don't be nervous,
everything will be fine.
532
00:25:42,258 --> 00:25:45,370
I wanted to check and see who'll
be with you in the delivery room...
533
00:25:45,587 --> 00:25:48,221
- while it's happening.
- My fiancé is on his way.
534
00:25:48,418 --> 00:25:51,404
- Yes, he's on his way.
- When he gets here, he'll come in with me.
535
00:25:51,622 --> 00:25:54,131
- If he doesn't get here in time?
- We'll have to wait.
536
00:25:54,327 --> 00:25:58,029
That's going to be tough to
arrange. Once it starts, that's it.
537
00:25:58,864 --> 00:26:02,248
Okay, then I guess
it's Rory. Right?
538
00:26:05,232 --> 00:26:06,265
Absolutely.
539
00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:10,508
I'm gonna get you a gown and gloves, so
you'll be set, in case you have to go in.
540
00:26:10,767 --> 00:26:13,356
- That sounds great.
- I'll be right back.
541
00:26:14,972 --> 00:26:16,527
Okay, where were we?
542
00:26:17,177 --> 00:26:20,050
Listen, Sherry, I really
need a cup of coffee.
543
00:26:20,257 --> 00:26:22,892
- Would you mind if I ran out really quick?
- Go ahead.
544
00:26:23,087 --> 00:26:25,279
- I'll make the next few calls myself.
- Okay.
545
00:26:30,079 --> 00:26:32,191
- Hello.
- They're giving me gloves.
546
00:26:32,368 --> 00:26:33,515
What're you saying?
547
00:26:33,659 --> 00:26:36,372
I don't want gloves, a
gown, or to be in there.
548
00:26:36,572 --> 00:26:38,286
- In where?
- In the delivery room.
549
00:26:38,445 --> 00:26:39,512
What?
550
00:26:39,652 --> 00:26:42,161
Dad's not here, and she told
the nurse I'm going in and...
551
00:26:42,357 --> 00:26:44,549
- Where are her other friends?
- They had to work.
552
00:26:44,729 --> 00:26:47,113
I'm here all by myself,
and I'm trying to be calm...
553
00:26:47,310 --> 00:26:50,818
but I'm feeling nauseous, and the
hospital has a smell, and there are noises.
554
00:26:51,056 --> 00:26:53,724
Those gowns don't stay closed,
I've seen many butts today...
555
00:26:53,928 --> 00:26:55,324
Okay, sweetie, calm down.
556
00:26:55,467 --> 00:26:56,863
- I need you.
- Rory.
557
00:26:57,007 --> 00:26:59,232
I need you. I need
you here and now.
558
00:26:59,421 --> 00:27:03,008
I cannot do this alone, I need my
mommy and I don't care who knows it.
559
00:27:03,250 --> 00:27:04,964
- What hospital?
- Boston Memorial.
560
00:27:05,123 --> 00:27:06,996
- I'll be there.
- I really like you.
561
00:27:07,162 --> 00:27:09,149
Tell Sherry to cross
her legs till then.
562
00:27:09,327 --> 00:27:11,155
- Does that work?
- No. Bye.
563
00:27:11,574 --> 00:27:14,367
I've got to go. I'm
sorry. Dinner was great.
564
00:27:14,571 --> 00:27:16,842
- Where are you going?
- Sherry's freaking out.
565
00:27:17,026 --> 00:27:19,899
Rory's the only one with her,
so I'm going to the hospital.
566
00:27:20,106 --> 00:27:23,693
You're going to be with Rory's
father's girlfriend while she has his baby?
567
00:27:23,935 --> 00:27:26,285
I can't tell what your
opinion on that might be.
568
00:27:26,474 --> 00:27:29,983
Why? This woman pulled
Christopher away from you and Rory.
569
00:27:30,219 --> 00:27:33,920
- She destroyed any chance you had...
- Rory asked me to come, and I'm going.
570
00:27:34,174 --> 00:27:36,285
I don't understand
what Rory's doing there.
571
00:27:36,463 --> 00:27:38,416
- She's gonna have a sister.
- Half-sister.
572
00:27:38,585 --> 00:27:41,855
Thank you for a lovely
dinner, I'll see you next week.
573
00:27:46,285 --> 00:27:48,508
MAN 1: [On TV] The toxins
report from the Racket case...
574
00:27:48,532 --> 00:27:51,644
picked up a therapeutic level of
Lidocaine and hydrochlorothiazide.
575
00:27:51,862 --> 00:27:54,793
MAN 2: [On TV] That shouldn't be a
surprise. The man had a heart condition.
576
00:27:54,817 --> 00:27:56,451
- Only...
- Only what?
577
00:27:57,023 --> 00:27:59,930
Lidocaine is usually
administered by injection.
578
00:28:00,436 --> 00:28:02,741
We went over his body
with a fine-toothed comb.
579
00:28:02,933 --> 00:28:05,646
- There were no injections, were there?
- None that I saw.
580
00:28:05,846 --> 00:28:08,230
Maybe we missed it. We'd
better take another look.
581
00:28:08,427 --> 00:28:09,460
Okay.
582
00:28:09,717 --> 00:28:12,669
I guess you're head over heels
with all the wedding preparations.
583
00:28:17,791 --> 00:28:19,267
- Are you done?
- Yes.
584
00:28:19,415 --> 00:28:21,878
- Okay. Is anyone with you, hon?
- No.
585
00:28:22,078 --> 00:28:24,189
Someone will be up
to get you in a second.
586
00:28:24,367 --> 00:28:25,480
Thanks.
587
00:28:33,606 --> 00:28:35,877
[99 Luftballons by Nena playing]
588
00:28:55,123 --> 00:28:57,110
Excuse me, Sherry
Tinsdale's room?
589
00:28:57,288 --> 00:28:59,036
- Right through there.
- Thank you.
590
00:28:59,203 --> 00:29:01,031
- Mom.
- Hey.
591
00:29:01,201 --> 00:29:01,753
Thank you.
592
00:29:01,765 --> 00:29:03,835
You're welcome. I'll
hold this over you...
593
00:29:04,031 --> 00:29:06,494
- for the next 10 years. What're you doing?
- Xeroxing.
594
00:29:06,694 --> 00:29:10,441
Sherry had status reports to fax to
people, but she didn't bring enough.
595
00:29:10,689 --> 00:29:14,390
I've been trying to find a Xerox machine.
I conned someone to let me use theirs.
596
00:29:14,644 --> 00:29:16,949
- Haven't found a fax machine yet.
- Okay, come on.
597
00:29:17,141 --> 00:29:18,730
- I have to fax these.
- Let's go.
598
00:29:18,889 --> 00:29:20,683
But we have a deadline.
599
00:29:21,511 --> 00:29:24,895
I'm having them faxed over
right now. Yes, that's right.
600
00:29:25,132 --> 00:29:28,117
I'm not sure if the numbers I have
are the numbers that you have.
601
00:29:28,337 --> 00:29:30,210
That's right, that's bad.
602
00:29:31,125 --> 00:29:32,998
I think you should, too.
603
00:29:33,164 --> 00:29:35,628
- Did you get those things faxed?
- Sherry, hang up.
604
00:29:35,828 --> 00:29:37,815
- I have to finish this call.
- Say goodbye.
605
00:29:37,992 --> 00:29:39,820
- But...
- Call him back. Hi.
606
00:29:39,990 --> 00:29:43,294
Sherry's going to have to call
you back. I promise. Goodbye.
607
00:29:43,527 --> 00:29:44,958
But that was work.
608
00:29:45,442 --> 00:29:47,747
You really shouldn't
be working right now.
609
00:29:47,939 --> 00:29:50,247
I can't just stop
everything because I'm...
610
00:29:50,259 --> 00:29:51,084
Having a baby.
611
00:29:51,311 --> 00:29:54,819
- Admitting it is the first step.
- I'm not ready. I had it planned.
612
00:29:55,056 --> 00:29:57,281
- Christopher was supposed to be here.
- I know.
613
00:29:57,471 --> 00:30:00,422
- I don't know what to do.
- Calm down and stop working.
614
00:30:01,424 --> 00:30:03,570
And why are you
sitting like that?
615
00:30:03,755 --> 00:30:06,787
Howard Stern said that squatting
makes the baby come out faster.
616
00:30:07,001 --> 00:30:10,305
Okay, as long as you have a
sane reason from a reliable source.
617
00:30:10,539 --> 00:30:11,331
I'm scared.
618
00:30:11,343 --> 00:30:14,126
I know. It's scary,
and it hurts like hell.
619
00:30:14,368 --> 00:30:18,353
When it comes out don't look at it too
hard, until they give it a good cleaning...
620
00:30:18,613 --> 00:30:21,962
or you'll think you gave birth to
phlegm. But once they give it a scrub...
621
00:30:22,192 --> 00:30:24,259
- it's just unbelievably cool.
- Yeah?
622
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:27,313
Look how good they
grow up. Not bad, huh?
623
00:30:28,810 --> 00:30:31,955
- I hope I get that lucky.
- I've got a good feeling.
624
00:30:33,596 --> 00:30:34,867
Thank you.
625
00:30:36,468 --> 00:30:38,454
- Lorelai?
- Yeah.
626
00:30:38,923 --> 00:30:42,386
- My ankles are starting to hurt.
- Okay, here, grab an arm.
627
00:30:47,331 --> 00:30:50,998
- I'm glad you're here.
- At this moment you probably should be.
628
00:30:59,692 --> 00:31:01,997
- She's jogging in place.
- Why?
629
00:31:02,189 --> 00:31:04,334
She's hoping to
aerobicize the thing out.
630
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:07,029
- Let's stop her.
- I tried, she almost took an eye out.
631
00:31:07,225 --> 00:31:10,449
- It can't be good for the baby.
- It's no worse than the guilt trip...
632
00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:13,665
- it's gonna get for showing up early.
- You do know it's a girl.
633
00:31:13,884 --> 00:31:16,836
I should stop calling her "it."
634
00:31:17,047 --> 00:31:19,114
- I was just bringing you coffee.
- Thanks.
635
00:31:19,294 --> 00:31:20,792
Did you try calling your dad?
636
00:31:20,804 --> 00:31:22,996
His cell's not in
service, or out of range.
637
00:31:23,249 --> 00:31:25,474
If he doesn't get here I
have to go in with her.
638
00:31:25,663 --> 00:31:27,219
- I do.
- I don't wanna go.
639
00:31:27,369 --> 00:31:28,879
You know what's gonna happen.
640
00:31:29,034 --> 00:31:31,622
I had the cheap seat before.
My view was quite different.
641
00:31:33,570 --> 00:31:35,954
- Should we buy a camera or something?
- For what?
642
00:31:36,151 --> 00:31:38,217
- If Dad doesn't get here, shouldn't we...
- No.
643
00:31:38,398 --> 00:31:39,466
- But...
- No.
644
00:31:39,938 --> 00:31:42,164
I just thought it would be nice.
645
00:31:42,435 --> 00:31:43,752
Lor, Rory!
646
00:31:43,892 --> 00:31:45,686
Thank God you're here, Chris.
647
00:31:45,848 --> 00:31:47,676
- Has it happened? Did I miss it?
- No.
648
00:31:47,846 --> 00:31:50,877
- You have perfect timing.
- I must've broken 15 laws getting here.
649
00:31:51,092 --> 00:31:54,123
I don't remember where I left
my car, I thought I wouldn't make it.
650
00:31:54,339 --> 00:31:56,372
You did make it.
Sherry's gonna be thrilled.
651
00:31:56,544 --> 00:31:58,134
- Where is she?
- Come.
652
00:31:58,292 --> 00:31:59,610
- This?
- Yeah.
653
00:32:01,206 --> 00:32:03,193
- Sherry.
- Christopher.
654
00:32:03,370 --> 00:32:06,640
I can't believe you're here,
I didn't think you'd make it.
655
00:32:06,866 --> 00:32:08,933
Are you kidding? Do
you think I'd miss this?
656
00:32:09,113 --> 00:32:11,861
I'm sorry, I'm in a lot of
pain and I can't think straight.
657
00:32:12,068 --> 00:32:16,292
- I take it this is your fiancé.
- This is him, this is my Christopher.
658
00:32:16,564 --> 00:32:19,436
- Are you coming in with us?
- Try and stop me.
659
00:32:19,643 --> 00:32:21,312
Okay. Let's go then.
660
00:32:22,141 --> 00:32:23,572
[Sherry panting]
661
00:32:24,472 --> 00:32:27,060
- We'll be right here, waiting.
- Have fun.
662
00:32:28,259 --> 00:32:30,404
- Have fun?
- Well...
663
00:32:33,669 --> 00:32:36,496
This is a big pain.
I'd like it to go away.
664
00:32:36,708 --> 00:32:39,137
- Just breathe deep.
- It doesn't help. Can I hit you?
665
00:32:39,329 --> 00:32:41,520
Or pinch you? That'll
make me feel better.
666
00:32:41,702 --> 00:32:44,007
- No, you can't.
- Can I bite you, pull your hair...
667
00:32:44,199 --> 00:32:46,867
or use the Epilady on you?
'Cause I need to do something.
668
00:32:47,071 --> 00:32:49,534
- Lorelai Gilmore.
- Wheel this a little faster.
669
00:32:49,735 --> 00:32:52,721
You do not do this. You
do not leave a person a note.
670
00:32:52,939 --> 00:32:55,006
- See the timing here.
- "Dear Mom and Dad..."
671
00:32:55,186 --> 00:32:58,649
- "I'm in labor. See you later, Lorelai."
- Emily, please, I feel ridiculous.
672
00:32:58,890 --> 00:33:02,353
- You're having a baby, do you know that?
- That explains the stomachache.
673
00:33:02,594 --> 00:33:05,388
You don't leave when you're
having a baby without telling me.
674
00:33:05,591 --> 00:33:09,134
You say, "Excuse me, Mom, I'm having
a baby, give me a ride to the hospital."
675
00:33:09,379 --> 00:33:11,014
I wore the wrong shoes for this.
676
00:33:11,168 --> 00:33:14,994
I had a right to drive my daughter
to the hospital to give birth.
677
00:33:15,248 --> 00:33:19,755
Especially since she's 16 years old
and doesn't have her driver's license yet.
678
00:33:20,033 --> 00:33:21,703
I need you to wait
out here, please.
679
00:33:21,864 --> 00:33:23,976
- Why?
- We're going into the delivery room.
680
00:33:24,154 --> 00:33:25,266
- I want to go in.
- No.
681
00:33:25,403 --> 00:33:27,037
Yes, Emily, please.
682
00:33:27,401 --> 00:33:29,512
- We'll be here when you're done.
- Super.
683
00:33:29,690 --> 00:33:32,675
Do not think we are finished
discussing this, because we are not!
684
00:33:32,894 --> 00:33:35,324
Emily, let's just sit here.
685
00:33:38,429 --> 00:33:40,813
- I'm glad he got here.
- Yeah, me, too.
686
00:33:41,468 --> 00:33:44,499
- So I guess now we wait?
- Now we wait.
687
00:33:50,666 --> 00:33:52,336
How long are you gonna sit here?
688
00:33:52,497 --> 00:33:54,802
- What do you mean?
- It's been four hours. Go home.
689
00:33:54,994 --> 00:33:57,265
- It's boring, my TV's broken.
- Do something else.
690
00:33:57,450 --> 00:33:58,562
- Like?
- Read a book.
691
00:33:58,698 --> 00:33:59,845
- What book?
- Any book.
692
00:33:59,988 --> 00:34:01,658
- I need a suggestion.
- Moby Dick.
693
00:34:01,819 --> 00:34:03,772
- That's about the whale.
- Yes.
694
00:34:04,068 --> 00:34:06,622
- No. What else?
- Forget it, just sit there.
695
00:34:07,730 --> 00:34:11,317
He drove to New York, picked
up the cheese and drove back.
696
00:34:11,559 --> 00:34:14,510
- Nobody talked about it ever again.
- Oh, God, I love cheese.
697
00:34:14,722 --> 00:34:17,356
Then you would have gotten
along well with my father.
698
00:34:17,552 --> 00:34:19,459
- You want some coffee?
- I'd love some coffee.
699
00:34:19,633 --> 00:34:22,063
Have a seat. Jess,
coffee over here.
700
00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:25,593
So I have to say, I really
hated that restaurant.
701
00:34:25,792 --> 00:34:28,744
Good, I like that. We're
on the same page here.
702
00:34:28,956 --> 00:34:30,784
I did, however, have
a really good time.
703
00:34:30,953 --> 00:34:33,508
Once again, I like that
we're on the same page here.
704
00:34:33,700 --> 00:34:35,335
- Okay, coffee.
- Thank you.
705
00:34:35,491 --> 00:34:37,954
- You have a good time?
- We had a really good time.
706
00:34:38,154 --> 00:34:41,696
- I'm going to go out for an hour.
- What're you talking about? It's 11:30.
707
00:34:41,941 --> 00:34:43,848
- I'm gonna go out for an hour.
- Where?
708
00:34:44,022 --> 00:34:45,090
- Out.
- Out where?
709
00:34:45,229 --> 00:34:47,738
- Out for about an hour.
- What are you talking about?
710
00:34:47,934 --> 00:34:51,635
I'm talking about going out for an
hour. What, you need more time?
711
00:34:51,889 --> 00:34:54,443
Nicole, will you
excuse me for a minute?
712
00:35:06,997 --> 00:35:09,222
They have amazing communication.
713
00:35:21,106 --> 00:35:23,933
- Guess I'm not going out for an hour.
- Say good night, Jess.
714
00:35:24,144 --> 00:35:26,608
- I don't understand you.
- My mystique is part of my charm.
715
00:35:26,807 --> 00:35:29,476
You want me to take a walk?
Take an extra-long shower?
716
00:35:29,679 --> 00:35:31,712
- Go upstairs.
- Sorry, I tried.
717
00:35:38,961 --> 00:35:39,958
Lor?
718
00:35:41,790 --> 00:35:43,346
Are you a daddy?
719
00:35:44,454 --> 00:35:45,930
Come on, come look.
720
00:35:46,077 --> 00:35:48,632
- We'll wake Rory later.
- Okay.
721
00:36:02,142 --> 00:36:03,210
How was it?
722
00:36:03,350 --> 00:36:06,574
In my wildest dreams I
never could've imagined.
723
00:36:06,804 --> 00:36:11,187
I've never been that nervous,
terrified, or nauseous in my entire life.
724
00:36:11,465 --> 00:36:12,658
It was like...
725
00:36:12,797 --> 00:36:16,067
the most amazing
thing ever in the world.
726
00:36:17,708 --> 00:36:19,933
- Well, you know.
- Yes, I do know.
727
00:36:20,247 --> 00:36:22,199
- I've never seen anything like it.
- Yeah.
728
00:36:22,370 --> 00:36:26,037
And Sherry was great. I'm
flying, I mean it, I'm flying.
729
00:36:27,988 --> 00:36:29,101
There.
730
00:36:30,611 --> 00:36:32,643
- That's my daughter.
- I can tell.
731
00:36:32,858 --> 00:36:33,925
How?
732
00:36:34,564 --> 00:36:37,516
I think she conned that
one out of his blanket.
733
00:36:37,852 --> 00:36:39,283
She's perfect.
734
00:36:39,767 --> 00:36:41,323
Rory was perfect.
735
00:36:42,223 --> 00:36:44,687
She, however, is a
good solid second.
736
00:36:45,302 --> 00:36:47,175
I just can't believe it.
737
00:36:49,006 --> 00:36:50,516
She's beautiful.
738
00:36:51,378 --> 00:36:52,525
Really.
739
00:36:52,710 --> 00:36:55,458
- Congratulations, Christopher.
- Thank you.
740
00:36:56,873 --> 00:36:58,780
Thank you for everything.
741
00:37:00,327 --> 00:37:01,599
Of course.
742
00:37:15,268 --> 00:37:17,618
- She's pretty.
- She's perfect.
743
00:37:18,556 --> 00:37:20,862
So I guess we
should get married.
744
00:37:28,919 --> 00:37:31,349
I should wake Rory,
don't you think?
745
00:37:31,749 --> 00:37:33,861
Yeah, she'd like to see this.
746
00:37:43,862 --> 00:37:44,859
[Doorbell ringing]
747
00:37:45,026 --> 00:37:48,932
I'll get it, Leloni. You find out
where that smell is coming from.
748
00:37:50,438 --> 00:37:51,755
- Lorelai.
- Hi, Mom.
749
00:37:51,893 --> 00:37:55,163
- What are you doing here? What is this?
- This is your new DVD player.
750
00:37:55,390 --> 00:37:58,614
- My what?
- Plus I picked up Singin' in the Rain...
751
00:37:58,845 --> 00:38:01,876
Funny Girl, Easter Parade, An
American in Paris, and as bonus...
752
00:38:02,091 --> 00:38:04,964
the classic dance series, Urban
Cowboy, Saturday Night Fever...
753
00:38:05,170 --> 00:38:06,840
Grease, Footloose
and Flashdance.
754
00:38:07,001 --> 00:38:09,670
You'll be cutting up your
sweatshirts all weekend.
755
00:38:09,873 --> 00:38:12,064
- Why did you do this?
- I felt you'd enjoy it.
756
00:38:12,246 --> 00:38:14,517
But I don't know anything
about a DVD player.
757
00:38:14,702 --> 00:38:18,324
Once it's hooked up, all
you have to do is press play.
758
00:38:18,572 --> 00:38:20,445
- Who's going to hook it up?
- I am.
759
00:38:20,611 --> 00:38:23,200
- You know how to hook it up?
- I know how to read the manual.
760
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:24,990
- Since when?
- Please.
761
00:38:25,148 --> 00:38:29,372
- Maybe we should get a professional.
- I can do this, just give me five seconds.
762
00:38:30,267 --> 00:38:31,459
Well...
763
00:38:32,598 --> 00:38:34,029
Can you do it?
764
00:38:34,388 --> 00:38:37,056
- Just forget it.
- Mom, please.
765
00:38:37,550 --> 00:38:40,343
Just let me focus for one
more second. If I cannot do it...
766
00:38:40,547 --> 00:38:43,578
I'll get a professional DVD
guy in here to install it, okay?
767
00:38:43,794 --> 00:38:46,587
I still don't understand
why you got me this.
768
00:38:47,207 --> 00:38:48,796
I love this movie.
769
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:54,994
Lorelai, we're leaving.
770
00:38:55,198 --> 00:38:57,423
She finally put
Rory's stroller away.
771
00:38:57,611 --> 00:39:00,166
- First time in a year I didn't trip.
- Where's my scarf?
772
00:39:00,359 --> 00:39:02,335
I told Tina to put
everything out for you.
773
00:39:02,347 --> 00:39:02,709
Where?
774
00:39:02,897 --> 00:39:05,406
- Look on the table.
- You must be more specific with her.
775
00:39:05,602 --> 00:39:06,635
Fine.
776
00:39:06,768 --> 00:39:08,755
There should be a
designated place for things.
777
00:39:08,932 --> 00:39:11,680
Whatever you say, Richard.
Lorelai, we are leaving.
778
00:39:11,887 --> 00:39:14,873
Please acknowledge
that. Where is that girl?
779
00:39:15,300 --> 00:39:18,842
- This is not the scarf I asked for.
- It looks fine. Can you just wear it?
780
00:39:19,087 --> 00:39:22,992
I'm going to go back upstairs
and get the scarf I intended to wear.
781
00:39:23,333 --> 00:39:24,888
I'm surprised at you, Emily.
782
00:39:25,039 --> 00:39:27,151
These are your friends
we're seeing tonight.
783
00:39:27,328 --> 00:39:30,837
You would have thought my
appearance would be a priority for you.
784
00:39:31,073 --> 00:39:33,219
I didn't want to go
in the first place.
785
00:39:33,404 --> 00:39:36,277
I have a meeting in the morning,
and I would rather go to bed...
786
00:39:36,484 --> 00:39:41,105
and ignore the fact that the symphony
has to reupholster its mezzanine this year.
787
00:39:41,562 --> 00:39:42,675
Emily?
788
00:39:47,888 --> 00:39:49,717
- Okay.
- Can you do it?
789
00:39:50,136 --> 00:39:52,690
- I have no idea.
- Are you going to take it back?
790
00:39:52,883 --> 00:39:54,029
- I'm going upstairs.
- Why?
791
00:39:54,173 --> 00:39:56,147
I should put this in your
bedroom. That's your best TV.
792
00:39:56,171 --> 00:39:58,725
- You said you couldn't hook it up.
- I'll figure it out.
793
00:39:58,917 --> 00:40:01,505
There are wires, connections,
and electricity involved.
794
00:40:01,706 --> 00:40:03,613
You'll hurt yourself or
set the house on fire.
795
00:40:03,787 --> 00:40:05,421
[Singing] In your Easter bonnet
796
00:40:05,577 --> 00:40:07,008
You could ruin
our television set.
797
00:40:07,158 --> 00:40:08,385
With all the frills upon it
798
00:40:08,531 --> 00:40:12,278
You'll be the grandest
fella in the Easter parade
799
00:40:12,818 --> 00:40:14,805
I don't like being
ignored, Lorelai.
800
00:40:14,983 --> 00:40:16,856
And when they look us over
801
00:40:17,021 --> 00:40:20,212
We'll be the proudest
couple in the Easter parade