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- Well?
- I'd say three years.
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I'd say more like four.
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It hasn't been four years since
we stepped inside our own garage.
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- It was when we got the Jeep.
- That wasn't...
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It was!
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We got as far as opening the door
before something flew out and scared you.
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It scared me while you stood by calmly
like Dr. Dolittle chatting with the bat.
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- It was a bat.
- Wearing an Ozzfest T-shirt, I believe.
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Will the man ever
live that down?
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Joe Namath will forever
be wearing pantyhose.
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- True, very true.
- So, what do we do about the Batcave?
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We promised Lane that her
band could rehearse here.
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We did.
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They'll probably need to
actually get in there to do so...
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- I guess we're going in.
- I guess we are.
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All right.
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On three. One, two, three!
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What is this?
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Those are the boxes from our attic
that you had to give away two years ago!
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- What?
- I spent three days boxing all the stuff.
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You were going to call the
charity to get it picked up.
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I made an appointment,
the guy didn't show.
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- He didn't.
- No. I don't think.
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Unbelievable.
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I got bored sitting
for two hours so I left
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a note saying the stuff
was in the garage...
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and he could leave a receipt.
I went to get some coffee.
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These guys aren't allowed
to go into someone's garage.
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The note said it was okay.
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- How did he know that it was authentic?
- I wrote it on Powerpuff Girl stationery.
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- Who'd he think was setting him up?
- Can't believe how much junk we have.
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These are souvenirs from our life's
journey, Girly Girl. This is not junk.
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Okay, this is junk.
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That over there is junk. Basically
everything I'm looking at is junk.
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- We're pack rats.
- We're Sanford and son.
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Bye-bye.
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- Oh, wait!
- What?
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- Hug-a-world.
- What?
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- Hug-a-world. It's my Hug-a-world.
- Where's the world?
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- It's faded.
- Wait, I can see something.
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- Canada.
- Canada. Nice. Okay.
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- What are you doing?
- Throwing it out.
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- You can't throw out Hug-a-world.
- I'm throwing out Hug-a-Canada.
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I learned my seven continents on
Hug-a-world. Don't you remember?
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We used to squeeze it tightly, then
wherever our pinkies would end up...
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that's where we were
going to go when I grew up.
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Many a trip to Uzbekistan
was planned that way.
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- We can clean him up and keep him.
- Throw him outside. I'll see.
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Thank you.
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If I clean that, does it cancel out
me not getting rid of the boxes?
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I'll consider it a wash.
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How about if I chase
it, bring it back?
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- Hug-a-world would like to see the world.
- It's moving.
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Something's there
besides Canadians.
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- I hugged it really tight.
- You did.
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- I have to shower.
- What about the rest of the garage?
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Hey, how about if Lane's
band rehearses in the kitchen?
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We don't use that, either.
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Can I take... [Machine
whirring loudly]
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[Luke grunting]
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What can I get...
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That's it.
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I specifically requested a
carved arch above the door.
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That's a blueprint, Taylor.
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- Yes, Tom, I know it's a blueprint.
- Taylor.
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One second. I know it's a blueprint,
but if I don't see a carved archway here...
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I won't see a carved archway
there. If I don't see an archway there...
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then you won't see a
paycheck here. Clear?
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Get away from my saw, Taylor.
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What the hell's going on?
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I'm renovating your building,
you know that very well.
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I know that the renovation is supposed
to be going on there, inside the building.
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There is a plenty of room
to move if you turn sideways.
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- I'm gonna punch you in the nose.
- I have every right to make...
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any necessary renovations to the building
that I am paying good money to lease.
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If someone in this town pulled a stunt
in front of your market, you'd arrest them.
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I have acquired all the necessary
permits to do exactly what I'm doing.
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And all of this has been looked over
and approved by the town magistrate.
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You're the town magistrate.
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And as such, if you have any complaints
about me, you may take them up with me.
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- Get him away from my saw.
- Get him away from my diner.
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I noticed you haven't returned my
lawyer's calls about the lease agreement.
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We have to set up an appointment
to see that those papers get signed.
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I'm not going through any lawyer.
You want them signed, pick them up...
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walk them over to
me, then I'll sign them.
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This is business, it needs to
be done properly and legally.
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It's a standard lease form.
I bought it at Office Depot.
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All the more reason to have a
professional take a little look-see.
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I mean there's a reason they say
good lawyers make for good neighbors.
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- Who the hell said that?
- Everybody says that.
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Okay, now back to work. Tom, let's take
another look at this archway, shall we?
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Get away from my saw, Taylor.
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I already talked to the neighbors. Keep
the doors closed. Music must stop by 8:00.
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- Don't worry, I have to be home by 6:00.
- We'll be done by 8:00, don't you worry.
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- I won't.
- Okay, okay, okay, Lorelai.
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So, Rory showed you the key, you're
welcome to anything in the kitchen...
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which is nothing, but the
water's yours for the taking.
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Just replace the
bottle if it's out.
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- You ask, I will obey.
- Super.
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- I'm out.
- He's out, I'll get you more.
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- No, don't worry about it, I'll get it.
- Okay.
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- Excuse me. Do you need any help?
- No.
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- Need any help, please?
- I'm good, Pamela Des Barres.
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- When did you turn on Mommy?
- He's cute.
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If you latch on now, you're totally
entitled to half of everything...
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- when he dumps you after he's famous.
- Since you don't need any help...
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simply a new place to
live, I'm gonna just go.
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- Listen.
- You're back, hi.
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We're gonna be playing a gig next
month. I think you'd really get into it.
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Well, I'd love to get into it, Zack,
but I have this medical condition...
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where I can't listen to music.
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- You can't.
- No. My ears.
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The hollow tubey
thing inside is very tiny...
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and it will literally explode if I
listen to anything loud and musical.
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- That sucks.
- I know.
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Thanks for the invite, I'm
sure it's gonna be great.
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So, you guys have
a good rehearsal.
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I'm gonna go on inside and write to
Tipper, great gal. See you guys later.
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- Bye, Pam.
- She is some kind of fine.
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- Zack, some help would be great.
- Relax.
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I still can't believe you
are letting us rehearse here.
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- You can thank us in the liner notes.
- Right under, "Our Lord, Jesus Christ."
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That's some good billing. Are you
guys actually playing a gig next month?
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Abby's birthday party, her
folks are letting her have a band.
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That'd be great.
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Let's hope she doesn't wreck the car
again and her mother doesn't cancel it.
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- I'll hide the keys myself.
- I'm done.
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- Me, too.
- Let's do this.
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- Listen, Lane, we need to talk a sec.
- Sure.
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Now that we have a real rehearsal
space we can get serious about the sound.
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Absolutely.
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Which means I'll need
you to step it up a little.
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You've got the potential but you're
sloppy. I need a clean roll on the toms...
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- but powerful, like Moon.
- Okay.
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You're a girl, but I need
you to play like a guy.
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- I understand.
- If you can't, if that's too hard...
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That's not hard. I'll
be better, I promise.
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Okay.
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Okay, please take this
the way it's intended...
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but I'm going to kick him in the
shins for the next hour and a half.
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Why?
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Why? Did you hear the way he was
talking to you? "Play like a guy, Lane."
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Well, cry like a girl, Dave.
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What? Why are
you smiling like that?
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- Fooled you.
- What?
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We thought the other guys might
be catching on about me and Dave.
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- So we came up with this plan.
- That he'd be a jerk?
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If the other guys see him talking down to
me like that, they'll be thrown off track.
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Okay, but doesn't it bother
you if he talks to you like that?
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No way. Believe me, he knows
I play better, harder, Moonier...
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than any guy they'd
find. Plus, I smell better.
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- Okay. As long as you're fine with it.
- I'm fine with it.
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And also, Lane, I need
four strong downbeats...
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not two strong ones and two
whatever ones. You set the tone, Lane.
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If you suck, we suck.
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God, he's wonderful.
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Now this is the Sumatra blend.
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It's supposed to be a little
sharper than the Colombian.
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You know, this is pretty much what
I thought heaven would look like.
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There might have been a unicorn
in the corner, but, basically, this is it.
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- So. I've had 15 of these tiny coffees.
- Yes, you have.
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You're telling me that all
this tasting is completely free?
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- Yes.
- So I'm a cheap date.
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The tasting is free, but I have to
promise to stock my coffee chain...
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from this warehouse, so this date is
costing me about $11,000 a month.
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- I hope I'm worth it.
- So far, so good.
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You were telling
me about your kids.
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Right. They live with their
mom but I get them quite a bit.
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They both recently started soccer
because apparently it's the law.
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I know. Rory's still got an
outstanding warrant on that one.
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- So how old are they?
- 6 and 9.
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- Good ages.
- Haven't really hit a bad one yet.
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Me either, although with
Rory, I think it's gonna be 43.
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Really.
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Not sure why, just have the feeling
that's the year she's getting the Mohawk.
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We like sharper. When you guys open
your coffee place, it must be on the menu.
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Yeah?
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That's sharper.
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So, let's see, we've
covered work, kids...
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shall we move on to hobbies?
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- Not a hobby guy.
- Hallelujah.
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Most of the time I'm
working, with the kids...
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or I'm charming the
chicks with the coffee.
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A few times a year I
go camping or fishing.
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I actually really
love that stuff.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Absolutely. How about you?
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There's a reason they call
it the great outdoors, right?
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I was actually thinking of doing
a little fishing this Saturday.
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That sounds like fun.
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There's this great place, beautiful,
perfect fishing. You wanna come?
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I'd love to take you.
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- Oh, yeah, sure. That would be nice.
- Great, it's a date.
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Yes, it is a date.
It is a fishing date.
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Ready to try another?
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I hear there's one from Peru that
comes with a surgeon's warning.
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If the last one didn't
kill me, nothing will.
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Be right back.
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LANE: Rory.
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Rory, the numbers
are all adding up...
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the planets are aligning.
I'm going to my prom!
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- What?
- Yes!
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- How?
- Because I am brilliant!
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My mom was in a good mood
today because she made a big sale...
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a dining-room table and eight
chairs, none of which match...
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- that have been in the shop since I was 4.
- I'm gonna miss those.
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Get over it. I sat her down and I told
her I really wanted to go to the prom.
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I know she doesn't approve of
such things, but if she lets me go...
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- we will do it her way.
- But her way would be not to let you go.
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Yes. She said that also.
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But then I went on to
clarify that if she lets me go...
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00:11:01,207 --> 00:11:03,478
she'll get full dress approval,
full chaperone approval.
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00:11:03,662 --> 00:11:06,807
I promise not to actually dance at
the prom, and whatever boy I go with...
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will have to attend four family dinners
before she agrees on him being my escort.
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00:11:11,237 --> 00:11:13,745
Nice move on using the
word "escort" instead of "date."
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00:11:13,942 --> 00:11:16,325
- The subliminal is half the battle, Rory.
- Go on.
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So, she sat there, took it all in,
and after a really long pause...
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she looks at me
and says, "Maybe."
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00:11:23,596 --> 00:11:27,820
- You got a maybe from Mrs. Kim.
- I got a maybe from Mrs. Kim.
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00:11:31,712 --> 00:11:33,346
- Let's start with base.
- Right.
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- Dave is taking you to the prom, right?
- Of course.
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My mom loves him. Last
week she let him sit in our pew.
222
00:11:39,619 --> 00:11:41,652
- No. She made me move.
- You've been replaced.
223
00:11:41,824 --> 00:11:44,493
I'd be offended if I weren't
so busy doing a happy dance.
224
00:11:44,821 --> 00:11:49,442
It's all working out so well. By the time
she says yes, she'll love him even more.
225
00:11:49,732 --> 00:11:52,877
When I say I want to go with him,
it'll be like she picked him up herself.
226
00:11:53,103 --> 00:11:54,215
You are brilliant.
227
00:11:54,352 --> 00:11:56,339
Hey, Kirk, is this waterproof?
228
00:11:56,806 --> 00:11:58,396
- Water-resistant.
- Thanks.
229
00:11:58,555 --> 00:12:00,461
She asked Dave to
play at the wedding.
230
00:12:00,635 --> 00:12:03,428
I thought I was the only non-Korean
allowed at your family weddings?
231
00:12:03,632 --> 00:12:06,935
Don't be hurt. You've been to so
many, you're an honorary member now.
232
00:12:07,170 --> 00:12:08,487
I appreciate that.
233
00:12:08,709 --> 00:12:11,536
So, tell me, your cousin getting
married Saturday, what's his story?
234
00:12:11,748 --> 00:12:15,018
James, very quiet, kind of
skulky, couldn't meet anyone here.
235
00:12:15,243 --> 00:12:17,911
So his family arranged to have
a girl shipped over from Korea.
236
00:12:18,115 --> 00:12:20,862
- Hope they cut air holes in the box.
- She doesn't speak English.
237
00:12:21,069 --> 00:12:23,942
- She's never met him.
- Then she'll need some sparkles.
238
00:12:24,232 --> 00:12:26,457
- Okay, I think that's it.
- Let's go.
239
00:12:26,771 --> 00:12:28,996
Can you imagine marrying
someone you didn't know?
240
00:12:29,184 --> 00:12:31,693
Are you kidding? Used clothes
still skeeve me out a little.
241
00:12:31,889 --> 00:12:34,558
- Will this be all?
- Yes. I like your display, Kirk.
242
00:12:34,761 --> 00:12:38,508
It is fun, isn't it?
Okay, that's $40.42.
243
00:12:39,256 --> 00:12:40,254
Here.
244
00:12:41,170 --> 00:12:45,120
I'm also including a few samples,
a facial scrub and a honey mask...
245
00:12:45,374 --> 00:12:46,884
very soothing, very healing.
246
00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:48,511
That's very nice.
247
00:12:48,662 --> 00:12:53,169
Thank you for coming, and call me
and tell me how you like that mask.
248
00:12:53,447 --> 00:12:54,640
We will.
249
00:12:57,068 --> 00:13:00,054
The wedding's at 4:00, so you
come at 1:00 and we'll get her ready.
250
00:13:00,273 --> 00:13:01,271
Deal.
251
00:13:01,397 --> 00:13:04,223
I feel good, like everything's
going my way this time.
252
00:13:04,434 --> 00:13:06,307
- I hope so.
- No, it is. I can feel it.
253
00:13:06,474 --> 00:13:08,937
- Lane Kim is going to her prom!
- Maybe!
254
00:13:10,344 --> 00:13:12,694
- Dumb, dumb, dumb!
- Oh, come on.
255
00:13:12,882 --> 00:13:15,994
Sure I fish. I also bodysurf and
walk on the moon without a spacesuit.
256
00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:18,085
You were trying to impress him.
257
00:13:18,252 --> 00:13:19,761
What "Oh"? You like him.
258
00:13:19,916 --> 00:13:23,503
I like him, but I'm not 16. I don't
lie to guys to make them like me.
259
00:13:23,745 --> 00:13:26,050
I got stuck when he
said fishing and camping.
260
00:13:26,242 --> 00:13:29,989
I was trying to be nice and not say,
"Fishing, great. Cold, wet, and smelly."
261
00:13:30,237 --> 00:13:32,542
"My three favorite things after
the witches from Macbeth."
262
00:13:32,734 --> 00:13:36,083
Honey, we all do it. When
Jackson and I first started dating...
263
00:13:36,313 --> 00:13:39,583
we went to a pickling festival. He
wore a shirt with a giant frog on it.
264
00:13:39,809 --> 00:13:42,444
I'm trying to make conversation,
I say, "Hey, cute frog."
265
00:13:42,639 --> 00:13:45,194
And he says, "You like
frogs?" And I say, "I love frogs."
266
00:13:45,385 --> 00:13:48,655
So for our six-month anniversary,
he gives me a frog figurine.
267
00:13:49,006 --> 00:13:51,879
And then when Christmas came,
he gave me another frog figurine.
268
00:13:52,086 --> 00:13:54,675
He told his family what to
get me, and all of a sudden...
269
00:13:54,874 --> 00:13:55,987
Your frog collection.
270
00:13:56,123 --> 00:13:59,313
- I'm the frog girl.
- You never told him you don't love frogs?
271
00:13:59,535 --> 00:14:02,442
He has the best time buying
them for me so I let him buy.
272
00:14:02,656 --> 00:14:05,721
That's sweet. Maybe
I could go fishing.
273
00:14:05,944 --> 00:14:08,055
- Maybe. Once.
- Tell me about Alex.
274
00:14:08,441 --> 00:14:12,744
He owns an iron company. They
do gates and statues, big fancy stuff.
275
00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:15,165
He's divorced, he has
two kids he's crazy about.
276
00:14:15,349 --> 00:14:18,256
He's nice, he drinks a lot of
coffee. It's all good, it all works.
277
00:14:18,471 --> 00:14:19,504
So?
278
00:14:19,886 --> 00:14:23,553
So, I'm going fishing.
I'm the fish girl.
279
00:14:24,298 --> 00:14:26,806
Frog girl welcomes
you to the club!
280
00:14:28,917 --> 00:14:32,107
I don't know what to do. It's time
to break up, but he seems so happy.
281
00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:34,998
- Date his brother.
- That's so "been there, done that."
282
00:14:35,201 --> 00:14:36,949
- Let's switch.
- Isn't that how I got him?
283
00:14:37,116 --> 00:14:39,624
It really is time
to go to college.
284
00:14:39,821 --> 00:14:41,410
- Where's Paris?
- I don't know.
285
00:14:41,569 --> 00:14:43,238
- She's 15 minutes late.
- Is she?
286
00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:45,466
Perhaps we should
start without her.
287
00:14:45,647 --> 00:14:47,952
- You can convene the meeting.
- Okay.
288
00:14:48,144 --> 00:14:51,334
If everyone will take their seats,
we can call this meeting to order.
289
00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:53,510
- Since Paris isn't here...
- Paris is here.
290
00:14:53,679 --> 00:14:55,824
Couldn't wait to jump in
and take over, could you?
291
00:14:56,010 --> 00:14:58,883
- Tell it to the Timex salesman.
- My gavel, please.
292
00:15:00,379 --> 00:15:02,809
- I call this meeting to order.
- I already did that.
293
00:15:03,002 --> 00:15:05,795
Sorry I'm late but I had some
important business to attend to.
294
00:15:05,998 --> 00:15:09,029
Business which I must now
unfortunately share with all of you.
295
00:15:09,244 --> 00:15:12,706
At the beginning of this year, when we
were sworn in as your representatives...
296
00:15:12,948 --> 00:15:15,456
we placed our hands on
a Bible, we took an oath...
297
00:15:15,653 --> 00:15:18,923
that stated that our behavior would
be ethically, morally upstanding...
298
00:15:19,148 --> 00:15:21,419
for as long as we were
serving in public office.
299
00:15:21,604 --> 00:15:23,988
That is why it saddens
me to inform you...
300
00:15:24,184 --> 00:15:26,251
that one of our own has
forsaken that holy oath.
301
00:15:26,431 --> 00:15:28,246
I hate anything that
starts with a speech.
302
00:15:28,258 --> 00:15:29,463
What are you talking about?
303
00:15:29,678 --> 00:15:31,188
I have evidence accusing...
304
00:15:31,342 --> 00:15:34,374
one Rory Gilmore of committing
high crimes and misdemeanors.
305
00:15:34,588 --> 00:15:36,144
- What?
- What's going on here?
306
00:15:36,295 --> 00:15:39,246
She has been conspiring with
the various factions of this school...
307
00:15:39,458 --> 00:15:41,444
to weaken the efficacy
of this administration.
308
00:15:41,622 --> 00:15:45,084
- You're really pathetic.
- You'll have your chance when I'm done.
309
00:15:45,326 --> 00:15:47,834
- What charges?
- First on the list: espionage.
310
00:15:48,031 --> 00:15:49,029
Espionage?
311
00:15:49,154 --> 00:15:51,743
Gathering privileged information,
divulging it to the enemy.
312
00:15:51,943 --> 00:15:54,736
What information? Prom colors
are green and pink, pass it on?
313
00:15:54,940 --> 00:15:57,448
Next on our list, the most
serious crime: treason.
314
00:15:57,645 --> 00:15:59,314
I'm sorry I talked about Jamie.
315
00:15:59,476 --> 00:16:01,587
Having a big mouth,
that's on the list, also.
316
00:16:01,765 --> 00:16:04,070
You're taking this out on
me? How about Francie?
317
00:16:04,261 --> 00:16:05,931
She was not my
second-in-command.
318
00:16:06,092 --> 00:16:08,601
She was not privy to the
innermost workings of my life.
319
00:16:08,798 --> 00:16:12,068
- Not until you made her privy.
- Everyone saw you walking with Jamie.
320
00:16:12,294 --> 00:16:14,042
- I'm still talking.
- She already knew.
321
00:16:14,208 --> 00:16:15,923
Enough. We've heard enough.
322
00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:18,873
I move to put to a vote the
impeachment of Rory Gilmore.
323
00:16:19,077 --> 00:16:21,665
I'm sorry, but we do
not impeach at Chilton.
324
00:16:21,866 --> 00:16:23,797
- Why not?
- Because this is a student government.
325
00:16:23,821 --> 00:16:27,647
Then I'd like to put to a vote a resolution
to instate the ability to impeach.
326
00:16:27,900 --> 00:16:29,296
- No.
- Then she should resign.
327
00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:31,745
I won't resign. You have
the problem, you resign.
328
00:16:31,936 --> 00:16:33,163
No, you resign.
329
00:16:33,643 --> 00:16:35,391
No one is resigning.
330
00:16:35,557 --> 00:16:38,112
Maybe I'll stay with him until
Friday and see how it goes.
331
00:16:38,304 --> 00:16:39,302
That sounds fair.
332
00:16:39,428 --> 00:16:42,812
You two can take this argument
somewhere else. This is student council.
333
00:16:43,049 --> 00:16:47,318
Real school matters are the only things
that matter here. Now, Paris, move on.
334
00:16:48,667 --> 00:16:52,334
The swimming pool needs re-plastering.
Ideas for fundraising, please?
335
00:16:59,987 --> 00:17:03,132
Excuse me. Hi, I'm looking
for a Mr. Lucas Danes?
336
00:17:03,898 --> 00:17:05,091
- Oh, Lucas.
- What?
337
00:17:05,230 --> 00:17:08,739
- IRS.
- I'm not IRS.
338
00:17:08,976 --> 00:17:10,089
I'm Luke Danes.
339
00:17:10,224 --> 00:17:13,528
Luke Danes, sorry. Hello,
Luke Danes, I'm Nicole Leahy...
340
00:17:13,762 --> 00:17:15,873
- I'm Taylor Doose's attorney.
- Jeez.
341
00:17:16,051 --> 00:17:18,843
- He wanted me to bring...
- The lease agreements, I know.
342
00:17:19,047 --> 00:17:22,794
I told him to walk them over here.
But what's the fun of being Taylor, right?
343
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:26,107
I'm sorry, this is a bad time, it
certainly won't take me very long.
344
00:17:26,330 --> 00:17:28,363
- Whatever. Let's get this over with.
- No problem.
345
00:17:28,536 --> 00:17:31,170
- You want some coffee?
- Yeah, sounds great.
346
00:17:32,739 --> 00:17:36,247
I just need to witness your
signature, it's actually just a formality.
347
00:17:36,485 --> 00:17:39,357
In other words, completely
ridiculous and unnecessary.
348
00:17:40,189 --> 00:17:40,639
Okay.
349
00:17:40,651 --> 00:17:43,617
Mr. Doose really likes
things to be formal.
350
00:17:43,851 --> 00:17:47,631
And neat. And in triplicate.
He just loves things in triplicate.
351
00:17:50,635 --> 00:17:53,064
- That's a really good cup of coffee.
- Thanks.
352
00:17:53,340 --> 00:17:57,528
So tell me something, what's
it like being Taylor's lawyer?
353
00:17:58,292 --> 00:18:01,437
Actually I'm not exactly
Mr. Doose's lawyer, or only lawyer.
354
00:18:01,663 --> 00:18:04,536
He's one of our select clients.
All our attorneys deal with him...
355
00:18:04,743 --> 00:18:06,898
- on a rotating basis. It's my month.
- My condolences.
356
00:18:07,032 --> 00:18:09,938
My dad said, "That which does
not kill you, makes you stronger."
357
00:18:10,153 --> 00:18:12,741
- You're gonna be really strong.
- He's not that bad.
358
00:18:12,942 --> 00:18:14,887
If you run into
someone pinned under a
359
00:18:14,899 --> 00:18:17,165
truck, pick it up. It'll
be a piece of cake.
360
00:18:17,436 --> 00:18:20,070
Okay, looks like that's
the whole nine yards.
361
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:23,649
Great. You and Mr. Doose are
officially in business together.
362
00:18:23,969 --> 00:18:25,876
I'm so sorry, I meant
that as a good thing.
363
00:18:26,051 --> 00:18:29,002
- It's okay.
- Well, I will let you get back to work.
364
00:18:30,254 --> 00:18:31,684
Oh, no, on me.
365
00:18:32,168 --> 00:18:35,041
Tell you what, it's business.
Let's let Mr. Doose pay for it.
366
00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:36,565
Even better.
367
00:18:40,824 --> 00:18:43,493
- That was interesting show.
- What are you yammering about?
368
00:18:43,696 --> 00:18:45,331
Gloria Allred wants
to go slumming.
369
00:18:45,486 --> 00:18:47,042
- Shut up.
- She was coming on to you.
370
00:18:47,192 --> 00:18:48,190
She was not.
371
00:18:48,316 --> 00:18:50,427
Didn't you hear her panting
when you were signing?
372
00:18:50,605 --> 00:18:52,478
- Didn't see it.
- She laughed at your jokes.
373
00:18:52,643 --> 00:18:55,629
There has to be an ulterior motive
for people laughing at your jokes.
374
00:18:55,848 --> 00:18:58,595
Even if there was something,
which I'm not saying there was...
375
00:18:58,803 --> 00:19:00,313
she's a suit, not my type.
376
00:19:00,468 --> 00:19:02,693
Yeah. Especially
since she's not a monk.
377
00:19:02,882 --> 00:19:05,550
- You mean I don't go out that much?
- Take a look at a calendar.
378
00:19:05,754 --> 00:19:07,740
When was the last
time you went on a date?
379
00:19:07,917 --> 00:19:10,630
Last month! I went out
with Joanna Cooper.
380
00:19:10,831 --> 00:19:13,465
- You gave her a ride home.
- That is the end of a date.
381
00:19:13,660 --> 00:19:15,759
- Only if you go on a date first.
- I won't discuss this.
382
00:19:15,783 --> 00:19:17,928
Suit yourself. I've to
meet Rory anyhow.
383
00:19:18,114 --> 00:19:21,497
See, I'll pick her up, spend a
few hours actually being with her...
384
00:19:21,735 --> 00:19:23,960
then give her a ride home.
That's the end of a date.
385
00:19:24,148 --> 00:19:25,818
Or I'll stay open
a few hours later...
386
00:19:25,979 --> 00:19:29,124
which means you're here till
10:00. That's also the end of a date.
387
00:19:29,350 --> 00:19:30,701
- Hopeless.
- Bye now.
388
00:19:34,469 --> 00:19:35,466
[Door closing]
389
00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:45,486
Hey. Got any good stories?
390
00:19:46,746 --> 00:19:47,778
No, sorry.
391
00:19:48,244 --> 00:19:51,753
Nothing? No crazy, colorful uncle?
Best friend with a funny name?
392
00:19:51,990 --> 00:19:53,261
Jeff Smith.
393
00:19:54,113 --> 00:19:57,416
Skeletons in the family closet,
war wounds, funny-shaped scars?
394
00:19:57,650 --> 00:20:00,000
Really throws you off
when Rory's late, doesn't it?
395
00:20:00,188 --> 00:20:03,855
Big time. Oh, thank God.
396
00:20:04,101 --> 00:20:07,212
- Sorry. Didn't Luke keep you company?
- He tried, but he's got nothing.
397
00:20:07,429 --> 00:20:08,656
Thank you.
398
00:20:08,803 --> 00:20:11,233
- What's with the books?
- We are going to fish.
399
00:20:11,424 --> 00:20:12,696
- With these?
- Yes.
400
00:20:12,839 --> 00:20:16,461
So we throw them in and
try to knock the fish out?
401
00:20:16,710 --> 00:20:19,583
I went to the library and got
all their best books on fishing.
402
00:20:19,790 --> 00:20:21,777
- You're serious.
- You want to learn to fish?
403
00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:22,987
Exciting?
404
00:20:23,119 --> 00:20:25,627
Oh, I can barely keep still.
"Chapter one. Technique."
405
00:20:25,824 --> 00:20:27,777
"For deep-water
fishing, an angler..."
406
00:20:27,947 --> 00:20:29,457
- What's an angler?
- That'd be you.
407
00:20:29,612 --> 00:20:31,007
Better remember that.
408
00:20:31,151 --> 00:20:34,500
"For deep-water fishing, an angler,"
me again, "can choose a wire line...
409
00:20:34,730 --> 00:20:36,717
"using a downrigger
or a vertical jig."
410
00:20:36,895 --> 00:20:40,766
"Whatever your technique, a good way
to attract fish is the appropriate lure."
411
00:20:41,015 --> 00:20:43,478
What about the sequined top
I wore to the Christmas party?
412
00:20:43,678 --> 00:20:45,630
That's exactly what
he's talking about.
413
00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:49,387
"For bottom feeders, consider small,
dark-patterned lures. Simple yet elegant."
414
00:20:49,630 --> 00:20:51,836
"In areas where the
forage fish are Cisco,
415
00:20:51,848 --> 00:20:54,171
you're limited to the
larger, flashy baits."
416
00:20:54,499 --> 00:20:57,644
I am telling you, the larger, flashy
baits will make me look cheap.
417
00:20:57,870 --> 00:20:59,902
Let's review. What
do we know so far?
418
00:21:00,075 --> 00:21:03,026
I need flashy baits if I'm
going to invest in Cisco...
419
00:21:03,238 --> 00:21:06,541
unless I choose to cast
a troll in my downrigger.
420
00:21:06,775 --> 00:21:08,966
- That's good.
- Doing a little studying?
421
00:21:09,148 --> 00:21:10,465
My mom's learning how to fish.
422
00:21:10,605 --> 00:21:12,274
- What?
- I'm learning how to fish.
423
00:21:12,436 --> 00:21:14,422
Sorry. Wrong
inflection. You're what?
424
00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:16,711
- Go away.
- Why are you learning how to fish?
425
00:21:16,889 --> 00:21:19,795
It's something I wanted to
do. Some friends might fish.
426
00:21:20,010 --> 00:21:22,076
I thought if they
can do it, I can do it.
427
00:21:22,257 --> 00:21:26,083
What if I am a really great fisher,
I mean, what if that's my calling?
428
00:21:26,335 --> 00:21:28,161
The thing I'm meant
to do. All this time
429
00:21:28,173 --> 00:21:30,240
I've been sitting here
with a gift to fish...
430
00:21:30,497 --> 00:21:31,973
and I am squandering it.
431
00:21:32,120 --> 00:21:35,707
It's like if Mozart walked right by the
piano store and never played a note.
432
00:21:35,949 --> 00:21:38,220
- You will fish to fulfill your destiny.
- Right.
433
00:21:38,405 --> 00:21:41,390
You're going to learn to fish to
fulfill your destiny from a book.
434
00:21:41,608 --> 00:21:43,243
- Yes.
- You sanction this.
435
00:21:43,399 --> 00:21:46,305
Thelma, Louise. Possibly
there's another way to learn to fish.
436
00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:48,075
- The fishing channel.
- I fish.
437
00:21:48,226 --> 00:21:51,371
Oh, yeah, we've seen those
boots thingies outside drying off.
438
00:21:51,597 --> 00:21:53,072
Those are waders.
439
00:21:53,220 --> 00:21:55,774
I'll be reading about them in
one of these cliffhangers here.
440
00:21:55,967 --> 00:21:58,714
If you want, I can show you
a few things, get you started.
441
00:21:58,921 --> 00:22:02,145
Make sure you don't strangle
yourself with your own line, the basics.
442
00:22:02,376 --> 00:22:03,475
Are you sure you don't mind?
443
00:22:03,499 --> 00:22:06,406
- I'll come over tomorrow after work.
- Great. Thank you.
444
00:22:07,120 --> 00:22:09,504
Just for the record, I
don't want to learn that.
445
00:22:09,701 --> 00:22:10,813
Got it.
446
00:22:16,484 --> 00:22:19,629
I got a note that I was supposed to
come see Headmaster Charleston.
447
00:22:19,855 --> 00:22:21,966
- I'll let him know that you're both here.
- Both?
448
00:22:22,143 --> 00:22:23,141
Both.
449
00:22:23,975 --> 00:22:25,531
- Both.
- Take a seat, please.
450
00:22:25,682 --> 00:22:26,749
Yes, ma'am.
451
00:22:28,261 --> 00:22:30,849
So what this time? Trying
to have me deported?
452
00:22:31,050 --> 00:22:33,957
- Like I called this meeting.
- I didn't call this meeting.
453
00:22:34,171 --> 00:22:36,759
- Save that for Sundance, you snitch.
- I didn't snitch.
454
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:39,594
- Said the weak-kneed turncoat.
- Nixon's bad seed.
455
00:22:39,790 --> 00:22:41,504
Daughter of Judas.
456
00:22:42,786 --> 00:22:44,693
Ladies, come in, please.
457
00:22:47,821 --> 00:22:48,934
Have a seat.
458
00:22:51,359 --> 00:22:55,389
Chilton Student Council president
and vice president in my office...
459
00:22:55,771 --> 00:22:58,359
not what I would have
expected, I must tell you.
460
00:22:58,559 --> 00:23:01,544
There's been quite a stir about
you two in the past several days.
461
00:23:01,763 --> 00:23:05,386
The school is buzzing with talk of your
clashes in student council meetings...
462
00:23:05,634 --> 00:23:07,348
your face-offs
in the cafeteria...
463
00:23:07,506 --> 00:23:09,890
a screaming match at the
school newspaper's office.
464
00:23:10,086 --> 00:23:13,151
Excuse me, Headmaster, in
regard to the incident at the Franklin...
465
00:23:13,374 --> 00:23:15,724
Ms. Gilmore submitted
a piece that was poorly...
466
00:23:15,913 --> 00:23:18,626
- It wasn't poorly...
- I re-edited it. She took it very badly.
467
00:23:18,826 --> 00:23:20,339
There was nothing wrong with it.
468
00:23:20,351 --> 00:23:22,368
In regard to the student
council meeting...
469
00:23:22,614 --> 00:23:25,884
Where you tried to impeach me
because you haven't been diagnosed yet?
470
00:23:26,109 --> 00:23:28,822
- If you allow me access to my briefs...
- Do you want me to quit?
471
00:23:29,023 --> 00:23:32,088
I'll quit. I never wanted this
stupid job in the first place.
472
00:23:32,310 --> 00:23:33,628
Who forced you to take it?
473
00:23:33,766 --> 00:23:36,434
You did. You didn't think you'd
get elected unless I ran with you.
474
00:23:36,638 --> 00:23:37,989
- That's not true.
- It is true!
475
00:23:38,137 --> 00:23:39,134
- Shut up!
- You shut up!
476
00:23:39,260 --> 00:23:43,041
Enough. This behavior will
stop this instant. It is disgraceful...
477
00:23:43,297 --> 00:23:45,647
especially from the political
leaders of this campus.
478
00:23:45,836 --> 00:23:50,059
I'd like to know what is actually
driving this recent rash of infighting.
479
00:23:51,829 --> 00:23:53,577
Oh, goody, I get to guess.
480
00:23:53,742 --> 00:23:56,728
Let's see, perhaps you're
arguing over the same boy?
481
00:23:56,947 --> 00:23:57,980
[Mumbling] Sure.
482
00:23:58,113 --> 00:24:00,468
We're girls, so we could only
be arguing about a boy, right?
483
00:24:00,651 --> 00:24:02,207
Sexist, white-haired...
484
00:24:02,357 --> 00:24:04,707
- Paris, are you muttering?
- No, sorry.
485
00:24:04,896 --> 00:24:07,881
All right, if it isn't a boy,
perhaps it's a popularity thing...
486
00:24:08,101 --> 00:24:10,609
someone didn't get invited
to someone else's party?
487
00:24:10,806 --> 00:24:13,837
Or perhaps this is a
power struggle of some sort.
488
00:24:14,801 --> 00:24:17,708
No? Well, then I'll stop
guessing and start lecturing.
489
00:24:17,922 --> 00:24:21,794
Ms. Gilmore, you will not be quitting
the student council, is that clear?
490
00:24:22,251 --> 00:24:23,249
Yes, sir.
491
00:24:23,374 --> 00:24:26,564
The student body has elected you
and you will fulfill your commitment.
492
00:24:26,787 --> 00:24:30,612
In the future, think long and hard
about accepting any responsibility...
493
00:24:30,865 --> 00:24:33,738
if you intend to run away
from it at the first sign of conflict.
494
00:24:33,945 --> 00:24:37,453
Ms. Geller, you worked very hard
to get to the position you hold...
495
00:24:37,774 --> 00:24:42,156
yet you're willing to throw all that away
on petty vendettas and childish antics.
496
00:24:42,434 --> 00:24:45,624
Indeed, it makes me wonder, if
you two can't resolve your issues...
497
00:24:45,847 --> 00:24:48,277
in this sheltered, some would
say pampered environment...
498
00:24:48,469 --> 00:24:51,421
how on earth will you
ever survive in college?
499
00:24:51,966 --> 00:24:54,429
As student council officers,
you represent Chilton...
500
00:24:54,629 --> 00:24:57,058
to those inside and
outside these hallowed halls.
501
00:24:57,250 --> 00:25:00,043
Right now, the world sees us
as a group of sniveling, spiteful...
502
00:25:00,246 --> 00:25:01,836
vindictive individuals.
503
00:25:01,995 --> 00:25:05,617
Not really what I'd hoped for. Nor
is that how I portrayed both of you...
504
00:25:05,865 --> 00:25:08,374
in my personal letter of
recommendation to Harvard.
505
00:25:08,612 --> 00:25:11,359
I would hate to write a
second letter to the university...
506
00:25:11,566 --> 00:25:13,633
correcting my
errors in judgment.
507
00:25:13,939 --> 00:25:15,733
However, I've done it before.
508
00:25:15,895 --> 00:25:18,325
- Am I making myself clear?
- Yes, sir.
509
00:25:18,516 --> 00:25:20,741
Delightful. You may
see yourselves out.
510
00:25:27,672 --> 00:25:30,181
Well, that was
delightful, wasn't it?
511
00:25:32,167 --> 00:25:34,279
I'm not sure which is
more embarrassing...
512
00:25:34,456 --> 00:25:37,408
having Charleston yell at us
or knowing we actually had a...
513
00:25:37,619 --> 00:25:40,208
"shut up, no you shut
up" fight in front of him.
514
00:25:42,072 --> 00:25:46,136
So what do you think, Paris? Do
you feel as completely rotten as I do?
515
00:25:47,607 --> 00:25:48,605
No.
516
00:25:55,972 --> 00:25:57,198
[Honking]
517
00:25:59,093 --> 00:26:00,319
Let's go.
518
00:26:01,549 --> 00:26:03,899
Hello, sailor. Bait
your hook for you?
519
00:26:04,087 --> 00:26:06,232
- You look ridiculous.
- I look adorable.
520
00:26:06,418 --> 00:26:09,131
No one ever told me that if
you fish you get to buy an outfit.
521
00:26:09,331 --> 00:26:11,317
I'll do anything if I
can buy an outfit.
522
00:26:11,495 --> 00:26:14,049
I'll let that go by because
we have a lot to do here.
523
00:26:14,242 --> 00:26:16,308
- I'll get my purse before we go.
- Go where?
524
00:26:16,489 --> 00:26:18,476
- To the lake.
- You're not ready for the lake.
525
00:26:18,653 --> 00:26:20,526
Then what am I ready for?
526
00:26:21,025 --> 00:26:24,170
- You're putting me in the kiddie lake?
- Got to crawl before you walk.
527
00:26:24,397 --> 00:26:27,348
This is not at all embarrassing,
there's not even fish in it.
528
00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:28,592
Trout.
529
00:26:28,724 --> 00:26:31,188
Hey. They're so cute.
530
00:26:31,513 --> 00:26:33,624
Hello. Hi, boys.
531
00:26:33,802 --> 00:26:36,515
Looks like they're all
singing in a little trout choir.
532
00:26:36,715 --> 00:26:37,986
I wouldn't get too attached.
533
00:26:38,130 --> 00:26:39,357
- Hi, Gomer.
- There you go.
534
00:26:39,503 --> 00:26:42,058
- Don't be scared, Pinky.
- And now there's Pinky.
535
00:26:42,250 --> 00:26:45,440
Pinky Dowdy from fourth grade,
see her eyes darting back and forth...
536
00:26:45,663 --> 00:26:47,173
she got that way
from Dodge ball.
537
00:26:47,327 --> 00:26:50,914
It's okay, nobody's gonna hurt
you. Hey, Pete, stop crowding Pinky.
538
00:26:51,156 --> 00:26:53,301
It's okay, Pinky, just go
over there, behind Shirl.
539
00:26:53,487 --> 00:26:56,075
Now that everybody
knows each other, take this.
540
00:26:56,275 --> 00:26:57,909
- What's that?
- Your rod and reel.
541
00:26:58,065 --> 00:27:00,051
I don't know if the
guys will like this.
542
00:27:00,229 --> 00:27:03,102
We can skip the lesson and
take the trout for some beers.
543
00:27:03,308 --> 00:27:05,499
- It's up to you, really.
- No, I'm going to learn.
544
00:27:05,681 --> 00:27:07,509
Okay, I already went ahead...
545
00:27:07,679 --> 00:27:11,027
and threaded your line through
the guides and put a hook on it.
546
00:27:11,257 --> 00:27:13,005
- What kind of bait is that?
- A cork.
547
00:27:13,171 --> 00:27:15,158
Remind me not to let
you cater at my parties.
548
00:27:15,336 --> 00:27:16,891
It's to cover the hook.
549
00:27:17,042 --> 00:27:19,949
This little metal thing is
the bail. It's very important...
550
00:27:20,163 --> 00:27:22,876
- it keeps your line on the spool.
- Line on the spool, got it.
551
00:27:23,077 --> 00:27:26,778
Take the rod in your right hand, press
your right index finger on the line...
552
00:27:27,030 --> 00:27:30,856
holding it against the pole, with
your left hand, slide the bail over.
553
00:27:31,108 --> 00:27:35,252
Don't let go of your index finger or
all the line will spin off your spool.
554
00:27:35,561 --> 00:27:38,354
Pull the pole back
over your shoulder...
555
00:27:39,058 --> 00:27:40,772
to the 10 o'clock position.
556
00:27:40,931 --> 00:27:42,440
Great. Now I got
to go buy a watch.
557
00:27:42,595 --> 00:27:45,263
Flip your wrist forward to 2
o'clock, at the same time...
558
00:27:45,467 --> 00:27:47,578
releasing your index finger...
559
00:27:48,047 --> 00:27:51,714
casting your line out into
the lake in front of you.
560
00:27:51,958 --> 00:27:53,593
- Now, you try.
- Okay.
561
00:27:53,789 --> 00:27:57,978
Now I do something with my
right hand, my right index finger...
562
00:27:58,243 --> 00:28:01,785
and with the bail and the
spool, I pull the thingy...
563
00:28:02,362 --> 00:28:04,792
That'd be embarrassing if
I wasn't dressed this way.
564
00:28:04,985 --> 00:28:08,209
You released at 11. You're supposed
to release at 2 o'clock. Try again.
565
00:28:08,439 --> 00:28:09,472
Okay.
566
00:28:13,391 --> 00:28:16,298
- I made it in the pool!
- I can see that.
567
00:28:16,512 --> 00:28:18,109
- Why aren't you excited?
- I am excited.
568
00:28:18,219 --> 00:28:20,374
- Jump around or something.
- You're going in the pool.
569
00:28:20,550 --> 00:28:22,059
- Fine.
- What do you think?
570
00:28:22,214 --> 00:28:24,220
Ready to take the
cork off, try your luck?
571
00:28:24,232 --> 00:28:25,563
I'm ready, but they're not.
572
00:28:25,793 --> 00:28:27,064
No problem.
573
00:28:28,831 --> 00:28:31,023
Man, you need a
lot of stuff for fishing.
574
00:28:31,203 --> 00:28:33,758
- Normally you don't bring your own lake.
- Right, right.
575
00:28:33,950 --> 00:28:36,584
- Tell me why you're doing this?
- Because you told me to.
576
00:28:36,780 --> 00:28:39,653
No, I mean, tell me why
you're learning to fish.
577
00:28:39,860 --> 00:28:42,324
- Some of my friends are going.
- What friends? Sookie?
578
00:28:42,523 --> 00:28:44,158
- What?
- Is Sookie going fishing?
579
00:28:44,312 --> 00:28:45,380
- Well...
- Or Rory?
580
00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:48,267
Rory suddenly get the
overwhelming urge to dig for worms...
581
00:28:48,474 --> 00:28:50,665
and stand in the middle
of a lake at 5:00 a.m.?
582
00:28:50,847 --> 00:28:51,880
Yes.
583
00:28:52,886 --> 00:28:54,203
Okay, fine.
584
00:28:54,384 --> 00:28:57,654
I met this guy. And he's
kind of an outdoorsy guy.
585
00:28:57,880 --> 00:29:00,263
- Oh, just your type.
- No, not exactly...
586
00:29:00,460 --> 00:29:02,765
but he's nice and he's
talked about fishing...
587
00:29:02,957 --> 00:29:05,512
and I think I said something
like, "That sounds great."
588
00:29:05,703 --> 00:29:08,735
- And so he invited me, and here I am.
- I got it.
589
00:29:11,197 --> 00:29:12,753
Sorry I didn't tell you.
590
00:29:12,904 --> 00:29:15,810
- Why didn't you tell me?
- I don't know, I just felt stupid...
591
00:29:16,025 --> 00:29:19,408
getting roped into the thing
in the first place, and then...
592
00:29:19,646 --> 00:29:22,757
Plus you don't want to
hear about my personal life.
593
00:29:26,762 --> 00:29:28,669
So this'll be your
first date or...
594
00:29:28,843 --> 00:29:30,273
- Second.
- Second date.
595
00:29:30,424 --> 00:29:33,137
- He took me to this coffee-tasting place.
- Coffee-tasting?
596
00:29:33,338 --> 00:29:34,813
Just your type.
597
00:29:36,833 --> 00:29:38,581
- I think that's great.
- Thank you.
598
00:29:38,748 --> 00:29:41,132
- When are you going?
- Sunday morning.
599
00:29:41,702 --> 00:29:44,211
It's hard to be a fisherwoman
without your own pole.
600
00:29:44,407 --> 00:29:46,156
- You can borrow one of mine.
- Really?
601
00:29:46,322 --> 00:29:50,103
- I've got an extra tackle box if you want.
- That would be great.
602
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:54,665
- Can you do me one more favor?
- Sure.
603
00:29:54,853 --> 00:29:57,283
- Put a cork on your hook.
- Sure.
604
00:30:03,177 --> 00:30:06,878
- Could you please just make coffee?
- I'm not doing anything for you, ever.
605
00:30:07,131 --> 00:30:10,321
- Don't be mad.
- You set my alarm for 5:15 a.m.
606
00:30:10,543 --> 00:30:13,608
- I did it for purely practical reasons.
- Which are?
607
00:30:13,831 --> 00:30:16,181
My alarm is just not as
reliable as your scream.
608
00:30:16,369 --> 00:30:19,321
- You will pay.
- That's fine, honey. Now, coffee?
609
00:30:19,990 --> 00:30:23,180
I'm writing this in my ledger of all
the crummy things you've done...
610
00:30:23,403 --> 00:30:26,593
and when I leave this house,
mark my words, you will pay.
611
00:30:26,815 --> 00:30:27,962
[Doorbell ringing]
612
00:30:28,105 --> 00:30:29,218
Great.
613
00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:32,552
It's 5:30 a.m. and I have
no coffee in my system.
614
00:30:38,011 --> 00:30:39,203
- Hi.
- Hi.
615
00:30:39,342 --> 00:30:42,089
- Coffee and donuts.
- I like you. Come on in.
616
00:30:45,002 --> 00:30:46,558
Right over here.
617
00:30:47,125 --> 00:30:48,919
- This is Rory.
- Hi, I'm Alex.
618
00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:51,715
Nice to meet you. Would
have been nicer in the daylight...
619
00:30:51,910 --> 00:30:52,943
Let's go.
620
00:30:53,076 --> 00:30:55,982
It's not like the fish are going
to wait for us all day, right?
621
00:30:56,197 --> 00:30:58,660
I'll take that coffee
now, thank you.
622
00:31:00,276 --> 00:31:02,183
I've got it, I've got it.
623
00:31:03,064 --> 00:31:05,447
Your mom's never been
fishing before, has she?
624
00:31:05,644 --> 00:31:08,948
Oh, no, she's a
well-seasoned fish killer.
625
00:31:09,931 --> 00:31:12,916
I made lunch reservations at the
Shahaela Lodge and Spa afterward.
626
00:31:13,136 --> 00:31:14,818
- Think she'll like that?
- She'll love that.
627
00:31:14,842 --> 00:31:16,670
Good. Go back to sleep.
628
00:31:25,079 --> 00:31:27,634
Min Jae. You lost weight,
look good, not so fat.
629
00:31:27,826 --> 00:31:29,098
Thank you.
630
00:31:32,612 --> 00:31:34,440
- What is that?
- The bride's thirsty.
631
00:31:34,609 --> 00:31:36,801
Regulate the water. Once
the dress is on, that's it.
632
00:31:36,981 --> 00:31:38,695
Must remain standing.
633
00:31:42,933 --> 00:31:43,931
Hi.
634
00:31:44,057 --> 00:31:46,123
Hi and hi.
635
00:31:46,512 --> 00:31:49,339
This will not be the mental
image you carry of me this week.
636
00:31:49,550 --> 00:31:52,898
No, well, hold on, I just
saw the back. Yes, it will.
637
00:31:53,629 --> 00:31:56,614
Go upstairs. It's not right to leave
the bride alone on her wedding day.
638
00:31:56,833 --> 00:32:00,057
Rory's up there, Mama, and
I'm going up there right now.
639
00:32:00,287 --> 00:32:02,320
Dave Rygalski was
wondering where to set up.
640
00:32:02,493 --> 00:32:05,002
- David, hello.
- Hello. The place looks wonderful.
641
00:32:05,239 --> 00:32:06,749
Thank you, come.
642
00:32:07,403 --> 00:32:09,753
Sit here. This is Ho
Kyung, she'll sing with you.
643
00:32:09,942 --> 00:32:10,940
Hi.
644
00:32:11,232 --> 00:32:13,457
Watch her high
notes, she's a runner.
645
00:32:27,297 --> 00:32:28,295
How's it going?
646
00:32:28,420 --> 00:32:31,372
I like it, but I'm not
the one getting married.
647
00:32:31,999 --> 00:32:33,906
Your hair? Do you like it?
648
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:36,067
[Speaking in Korean]
649
00:32:37,908 --> 00:32:38,906
Too much for me.
650
00:32:39,033 --> 00:32:41,497
I found the Mrs. Kim approved
make-up in the drawer...
651
00:32:41,696 --> 00:32:44,603
but since the last wedding
it has developed a smell.
652
00:32:44,817 --> 00:32:47,009
- What? Oh, boy.
- As I said, a smell.
653
00:32:47,189 --> 00:32:49,460
Well, I've got the
good stuff right here...
654
00:32:51,184 --> 00:32:53,534
Right next to Peggy Lee.
655
00:32:53,724 --> 00:32:55,676
- Seems appropriate.
- I thought so.
656
00:32:55,846 --> 00:32:57,753
- Shall we?
- The footstool.
657
00:32:59,301 --> 00:33:02,491
- All set. So, Dave's here.
- He is?
658
00:33:02,713 --> 00:33:05,506
I can't believe he'd do all
this just to go out with me.
659
00:33:05,709 --> 00:33:08,616
Where else can you find a
decent, pretty, smart girl...
660
00:33:08,831 --> 00:33:11,578
who can recite the entire
Encyclopedia of Rock in 5/8 time?
661
00:33:11,785 --> 00:33:14,169
- Nowhere, I guess.
- I'm really happy for you guys.
662
00:33:14,365 --> 00:33:16,749
Thanks, I'm really
happy for you and Jess.
663
00:33:16,946 --> 00:33:19,330
Thanks. You know
it's okay, right?
664
00:33:19,776 --> 00:33:21,842
- Not following.
- It's okay not to like Jess.
665
00:33:22,023 --> 00:33:24,406
- I said I was happy for you.
- I know.
666
00:33:24,770 --> 00:33:26,915
- God, I'm such a jerk.
- You're not.
667
00:33:27,100 --> 00:33:30,132
Look, we're not always
going to like the same things...
668
00:33:30,346 --> 00:33:32,458
like, you like Smashing
Pumpkins and I don't.
669
00:33:32,635 --> 00:33:35,701
- That's because you're close-minded.
- They're not my angst.
670
00:33:35,923 --> 00:33:38,954
It's not that I don't want
to like Jess, I can't help it.
671
00:33:39,169 --> 00:33:41,314
As your best friend, I'm
very protective of you.
672
00:33:41,500 --> 00:33:44,247
- You could try giving him a second chance.
- I could.
673
00:33:45,246 --> 00:33:47,517
I should, I will.
674
00:33:47,700 --> 00:33:50,255
Maybe we can all go
out together as a group.
675
00:33:50,447 --> 00:33:52,241
You know, you, me, Dave, Jess.
676
00:33:52,403 --> 00:33:54,294
- Absolutely, we should do that sometime.
- Great.
677
00:33:54,318 --> 00:33:55,316
[Thudding]
678
00:33:55,441 --> 00:33:56,634
Incoming!
679
00:33:58,396 --> 00:34:00,462
- What's going on here?
- Nothing, Mama.
680
00:34:00,644 --> 00:34:02,949
- I fell off my chair.
- Well, don't.
681
00:34:03,140 --> 00:34:04,138
Yes, ma'am.
682
00:34:04,264 --> 00:34:08,045
She looks very beautiful, must
have gotten a good night's sleep.
683
00:34:13,878 --> 00:34:16,546
How many people have gotten
married here over the years?
684
00:34:16,749 --> 00:34:18,895
I counted once off the
guest book. Forty-six.
685
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:22,509
Wow! Whatever happened
to that one, Min Cha?
686
00:34:22,742 --> 00:34:24,615
- She married a real mean guy.
- Wan Nam.
687
00:34:24,865 --> 00:34:26,454
- Didn't I tell you about that?
- No.
688
00:34:26,613 --> 00:34:30,837
Min Cha put up with seven years of
Wan Nam telling her she was stupid...
689
00:34:31,107 --> 00:34:33,571
and ordering her to cook
all his meals. Then one day...
690
00:34:33,771 --> 00:34:36,757
he was in the kitchen looking for
his lunch, and she just snapped.
691
00:34:37,100 --> 00:34:39,847
- Took a carrot peeler and turned on him.
- A carrot peeler?
692
00:34:40,055 --> 00:34:43,722
You can get those things pretty sharp.
She just came at him and started peeling.
693
00:34:43,967 --> 00:34:47,872
The neighbors called the police, and
Wan Nam just stood there, all peeled.
694
00:34:48,129 --> 00:34:50,921
He didn't press charges, but
now he makes his own meals...
695
00:34:51,125 --> 00:34:54,509
sleeps in a locked, separate room,
and keeps the cutting board for protection.
696
00:34:54,746 --> 00:34:58,368
They're still married. Everybody's
still married, it's like a factory system.
697
00:34:58,616 --> 00:35:01,045
They come to the weddings,
find a spouse, get married...
698
00:35:01,238 --> 00:35:04,072
- and stay that way till they die.
- They mate for life. Like the loons.
699
00:35:04,192 --> 00:35:06,225
This may be the last
wedding for a long time.
700
00:35:06,398 --> 00:35:07,431
How come?
701
00:35:07,564 --> 00:35:10,834
All my cousins in their 20s and 30s
are married, James was the last one.
702
00:35:11,059 --> 00:35:14,806
Feels like we've had at least two of
these every year since I can remember.
703
00:35:15,054 --> 00:35:18,244
- Elementary school, when we met.
- Elementary school, when we met.
704
00:35:18,634 --> 00:35:20,586
We have a couple
of distant relatives left.
705
00:35:20,756 --> 00:35:22,425
We can go to one
of those weddings...
706
00:35:22,588 --> 00:35:24,620
when we come home
from college on break.
707
00:35:25,084 --> 00:35:27,719
- Then we should keep the make-up.
- We definitely should.
708
00:35:27,914 --> 00:35:30,900
And maybe the next Kim wedding
we do make-up for will be yours.
709
00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:33,227
- Too scary, don't freak me out.
- Sorry.
710
00:35:33,408 --> 00:35:36,837
- So, what do you think? Eye shadow?
- Why not, let's do it.
711
00:35:38,443 --> 00:35:41,077
Peeled to death.
That's a bad way to go.
712
00:35:56,547 --> 00:35:57,898
Here you go.
713
00:35:59,086 --> 00:36:01,118
Let me top that off for you.
714
00:36:05,411 --> 00:36:07,000
Coffee over here.
715
00:36:07,326 --> 00:36:08,995
Where are you going?
716
00:36:12,653 --> 00:36:15,526
- Miss Leahy?
- Mr. Danes.
717
00:36:15,732 --> 00:36:18,400
- Hi, how are you?
- Good, good, and it's Luke.
718
00:36:18,604 --> 00:36:20,988
Okay, Luke. What
can I do for you?
719
00:36:21,184 --> 00:36:23,409
- I wouldn't cross there.
- Why not?
720
00:36:23,598 --> 00:36:27,379
Taylor's a stickler about jaywalking
and he's town magistrate...
721
00:36:27,802 --> 00:36:29,788
I'd hate for you
to be disbarred.
722
00:36:29,965 --> 00:36:32,599
That would be a bad way
to end a career. Thank you.
723
00:36:32,796 --> 00:36:34,067
Sure, so...
724
00:36:35,750 --> 00:36:39,701
did the lease forms all work out?
I mean, was my signature okay?
725
00:36:39,953 --> 00:36:42,417
Because sometimes
I'm in a kind of a hurry...
726
00:36:42,617 --> 00:36:44,922
and my hand just
takes off without me.
727
00:36:45,114 --> 00:36:49,337
- Your signature seemed very steady.
- Good, because you never know.
728
00:36:51,190 --> 00:36:52,462
- Well...
- Listen...
729
00:36:52,605 --> 00:36:56,386
I was thinking about that cup of
coffee you had at my place the other day.
730
00:36:56,641 --> 00:36:59,434
I felt bad making
Taylor pay for it...
731
00:36:59,638 --> 00:37:02,385
not that I ever feel bad
sticking it to Taylor...
732
00:37:02,593 --> 00:37:06,260
I just thought it might get
you in trouble with the clients...
733
00:37:06,505 --> 00:37:08,219
Hate to see you disbarred again.
734
00:37:08,378 --> 00:37:11,125
To be honest, I paid
for the coffee myself.
735
00:37:11,333 --> 00:37:14,364
Well, then, at least let
me pay you back for it.
736
00:37:14,579 --> 00:37:17,213
- You want to give me $0.75?
- No, no.
737
00:37:17,950 --> 00:37:19,584
What I meant was...
738
00:37:21,653 --> 00:37:23,209
What the hell...
739
00:37:23,568 --> 00:37:26,520
Would you like to have
dinner with me sometime?
740
00:37:27,064 --> 00:37:28,494
- Yeah.
- Really?
741
00:37:28,812 --> 00:37:31,763
- I'd love to have dinner with you.
- Great, okay.
742
00:37:32,807 --> 00:37:34,238
Well, I have your card.
743
00:37:34,389 --> 00:37:37,897
Why don't I give you a call this
week and we'll make that happen.
744
00:37:38,134 --> 00:37:40,802
- Sounds good.
- Yeah, sounds good. So, see you.
745
00:37:41,006 --> 00:37:43,594
- Watch those crosswalks.
- Thanks, I will.
746
00:37:50,245 --> 00:37:51,800
- Shut up.
- I said nothing.
747
00:37:51,951 --> 00:37:53,268
Well, don't.
748
00:37:56,113 --> 00:37:57,702
[Priest speaking in Korean]
749
00:38:04,186 --> 00:38:08,375
And do you vow to uphold the
principles of the Seventh Commandment...
750
00:38:08,639 --> 00:38:11,466
as set out in Exodus 20:14?
751
00:38:11,678 --> 00:38:12,745
I do.
752
00:38:12,968 --> 00:38:14,682
[Priest speaking in Korean]
753
00:38:23,247 --> 00:38:25,836
And so, in the glory of God...
754
00:38:26,035 --> 00:38:29,577
I pronounce you
husband and wife.
755
00:38:36,731 --> 00:38:37,957
[Singing]
756
00:38:45,637 --> 00:38:48,589
- That was nice.
- Yeah, it was really nice.
757
00:38:49,050 --> 00:38:52,875
Reception at Elks Lodge. 200
guests. Food goes fast. Let's move.
758
00:38:53,544 --> 00:38:56,575
I can't believe that's the last
time I'll hear your mom say that.
759
00:38:56,791 --> 00:39:00,571
- Are you coming to the reception?
- Oh, no. I was actually going to...
760
00:39:00,827 --> 00:39:03,098
- Go meet Jess.
- Yeah, are you mad?
761
00:39:03,282 --> 00:39:06,394
No, you know, he can come
to the reception with you.
762
00:39:07,402 --> 00:39:09,402
He's not really the
reception kind of guy.
763
00:39:09,414 --> 00:39:10,786
Not really, not yet, anyway.
764
00:39:11,023 --> 00:39:12,896
- We'll work on that.
- Yes, we will.
765
00:39:13,063 --> 00:39:14,652
Okay. Tell him hi for me.
766
00:39:14,810 --> 00:39:17,478
- I will. Tell Dave hi for me.
- I will.
767
00:39:17,682 --> 00:39:18,953
- Bye.
- Bye.
768
00:39:25,131 --> 00:39:26,641
- Lane.
- Yes, Mom.
769
00:39:26,838 --> 00:39:28,586
- This is Young Chui.
- Hi.
770
00:39:28,752 --> 00:39:29,750
Hi.
771
00:39:30,083 --> 00:39:32,036
- He will take you to the prom.
- What?
772
00:39:32,206 --> 00:39:35,476
Young Chui works for his father,
who builds Adventist hospitals.
773
00:39:35,702 --> 00:39:38,495
Young Chui will go to college
at Loma Linda University.
774
00:39:38,699 --> 00:39:42,002
He will return to work for his
father, building Adventist hospitals.
775
00:39:42,236 --> 00:39:43,587
Now, put your coat on.
776
00:39:43,735 --> 00:39:47,118
Young Chui and his parents
will drive you to Elks Lodge.
777
00:39:47,979 --> 00:39:48,977
Ma.
778
00:39:50,351 --> 00:39:52,304
I'm sure you're very nice.
779
00:39:54,887 --> 00:39:56,954
Not a bus stop, door's that way.
780
00:39:57,135 --> 00:39:59,360
- I have to talk to you.
- Get your coat, we have to go.
781
00:39:59,549 --> 00:40:00,547
No.
782
00:40:00,797 --> 00:40:02,988
- No?
- I can't go to the prom with Young Chui.
783
00:40:03,169 --> 00:40:05,632
Why not? I thought you
wanted to go to the prom.
784
00:40:05,833 --> 00:40:07,389
I do want to go to the prom.
785
00:40:07,539 --> 00:40:10,207
You said I could approve the
boy you go to the prom with.
786
00:40:10,411 --> 00:40:11,409
I did say that.
787
00:40:11,534 --> 00:40:15,043
I found the boy, I approve of the boy.
Now you go to the prom with the boy.
788
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:18,470
Mama, I'm sure Young
Chui is very nice...
789
00:40:18,693 --> 00:40:22,995
and I'm grateful you're letting me go
to the prom, but I like someone else.
790
00:40:23,271 --> 00:40:24,826
- Someone else?
- Yes.
791
00:40:24,977 --> 00:40:26,045
Someone else who?
792
00:40:26,183 --> 00:40:28,738
Someone else who's been
a good friend to this family...
793
00:40:28,930 --> 00:40:31,360
who's proven himself to
be of high moral character...
794
00:40:31,552 --> 00:40:33,380
someone you
yourself feels is worthy.
795
00:40:33,549 --> 00:40:35,979
So worthy that you let
him sit in our pew at church.
796
00:40:36,171 --> 00:40:38,476
Who? Who did I
let sit in our pew?
797
00:40:38,669 --> 00:40:39,940
Dave Rygalski.
798
00:40:40,084 --> 00:40:42,275
- The guitar player?
- I know. Crazy, right?
799
00:40:42,456 --> 00:40:45,646
I can hardly believe it myself,
because to be quite honest with you...
800
00:40:45,868 --> 00:40:49,252
when I first met him, when you
hired him to play at Thanksgiving...
801
00:40:49,489 --> 00:40:51,919
I didn't like him at all,
he bugged me actually.
802
00:40:52,110 --> 00:40:54,302
But the more you liked
him and trusted him...
803
00:40:54,483 --> 00:40:58,264
the more I saw the good in
him, the God in him, actually...
804
00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:02,664
and now I'm convinced. He's
the boy I want to take me to prom.
805
00:41:04,096 --> 00:41:05,652
He's not Korean.
806
00:41:11,879 --> 00:41:14,229
Lane. Hey, Lane.
807
00:41:14,751 --> 00:41:16,624
Is everything all right?
808
00:41:16,790 --> 00:41:18,380
You're not Korean.
809
00:41:33,021 --> 00:41:35,575
- I'm home.
- Upstairs in the bathroom.
810
00:41:43,632 --> 00:41:44,630
Hey.
811
00:41:45,505 --> 00:41:47,015
- Oh, no.
- Isn't she cute?
812
00:41:47,171 --> 00:41:48,168
What happened?
813
00:41:48,294 --> 00:41:51,201
The cork fell off and Jayne
Mansfield over here bit.
814
00:41:51,415 --> 00:41:53,799
Not the brightest fish in
the pond but she's pretty.
815
00:41:53,996 --> 00:41:55,313
- You caught a fish.
- Yes.
816
00:41:55,452 --> 00:41:56,803
- You brought it home.
- Yes.
817
00:41:56,950 --> 00:41:58,903
- How will you take a bath?
- I don't know.
818
00:41:59,072 --> 00:42:00,866
- How long will it live?
- Hard to say.
819
00:42:01,029 --> 00:42:03,459
- What'll you feed it?
- See, this is why I don't fish.
820
00:42:03,650 --> 00:42:06,205
- She is kind of cute.
- And she has a great tail swish.
821
00:42:06,397 --> 00:42:08,509
Besides bringing home a
pet, how was the fishing?
822
00:42:08,686 --> 00:42:11,831
Good, the lake was
beautiful, snowy and sparkly...
823
00:42:12,306 --> 00:42:14,656
and down the road from
the Shahaela Lodge and Spa.
824
00:42:14,846 --> 00:42:16,442
- I knew that.
- How could you know that?
825
00:42:16,593 --> 00:42:17,819
Alex told me.
826
00:42:17,967 --> 00:42:20,635
Two dates and you're already
in cahoots with each other.
827
00:42:20,839 --> 00:42:22,711
What can I say? I'm wily.
828
00:42:22,877 --> 00:42:25,670
So are you going out
with him again? Camping?
829
00:42:25,874 --> 00:42:26,871
Good.
830
00:42:26,998 --> 00:42:29,905
Should we try to rehabilitate
her, send her back into the wild?
831
00:42:30,119 --> 00:42:33,423
I think she's already domesticated,
baths and scented candles.
832
00:42:33,656 --> 00:42:36,171
- We'll have to keep her.
- Maybe we can train her to do tricks.
833
00:42:36,362 --> 00:42:38,791
- Tomorrow. Night, Jayne.
- Night, Jayne.
834
00:42:42,272 --> 00:42:43,304
[Water splashing]