1 00:00:00,978 --> 00:00:02,374 - How are the eggs? - Good. 2 00:00:02,518 --> 00:00:03,744 I'm glad. 3 00:00:06,720 --> 00:00:08,237 - They're still good. - I'm still glad. 4 00:00:08,344 --> 00:00:10,499 - Look, freak, we'll not be late. - It's the first day. 5 00:00:10,632 --> 00:00:12,903 - I want to get there early. - We will. I promise. 6 00:00:13,088 --> 00:00:15,801 I have different classes this year. My routes aren't the same. 7 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:19,065 I haven't found the quickest path around. And they moved my locker. 8 00:00:19,288 --> 00:00:21,842 If it doesn't work properly I'll have to get a new one. 9 00:00:22,034 --> 00:00:24,305 God knows how long that'll take and where it'll be. 10 00:00:24,490 --> 00:00:26,795 That could send the whole day into chaos. 11 00:00:26,986 --> 00:00:28,417 I'm just excited. 12 00:00:28,567 --> 00:00:30,951 - Thank God, you haven't left yet. - No, what's up? 13 00:00:31,148 --> 00:00:33,100 I found the greatest record store in the world. 14 00:00:33,270 --> 00:00:35,699 It's 10 minutes from your school. How much do you love me? 15 00:00:35,892 --> 00:00:36,924 Address? 16 00:00:37,057 --> 00:00:40,837 Record Breaker Incorporated, 2453 Berlin Turnpike. 17 00:00:41,468 --> 00:00:45,010 - Got it. Place your order now. - Yes. Okay. 18 00:00:45,338 --> 00:00:48,211 Charles Mingus, The Black Saint And The Sinner Lady. 19 00:00:48,667 --> 00:00:50,892 - The Sonics, Here Are the Sonics. - Burn me a copy. 20 00:00:51,080 --> 00:00:53,588 - Next. - MC5, Kick Out The Jams. 21 00:00:53,785 --> 00:00:56,090 Fairport Convention, Liege & Lief. Bee Gees, Odessa. 22 00:00:56,282 --> 00:00:57,280 Really? 23 00:00:57,406 --> 00:00:59,472 - Mojo says. - So it must be true. 24 00:00:59,653 --> 00:01:00,650 That's it. 25 00:01:00,776 --> 00:01:04,000 If I could find a copy of Whistler, Chaucer, Detroit and Greenhill... 26 00:01:04,230 --> 00:01:06,058 I will finally be done with the '60s. 27 00:01:06,227 --> 00:01:08,180 I can get there today. Tomorrow at the latest. 28 00:01:08,350 --> 00:01:10,699 - I love it when you go back to school. - Me, too. 29 00:01:10,889 --> 00:01:14,431 I am getting doughnuts for later. As soon as I do, I'll take you to school... 30 00:01:14,675 --> 00:01:16,548 and nice men in white coats will pick you up. 31 00:01:16,755 --> 00:01:17,753 Everybody, listen up: 32 00:01:17,880 --> 00:01:21,228 Decide what you want, place your order, proceed to the end of the line. 33 00:01:21,458 --> 00:01:23,134 - I want a burger. - I want grilled cheese. 34 00:01:23,290 --> 00:01:25,481 And I want fries. And make them really crispy. 35 00:01:25,661 --> 00:01:28,454 - I want mine crispy, too. - You didn't order fries. 36 00:01:28,657 --> 00:01:31,291 You can't order crispy fries without first ordering fries. 37 00:01:31,487 --> 00:01:32,519 Why not? 38 00:01:32,652 --> 00:01:34,648 You can't make something crispy that doesn't exist. 39 00:01:35,149 --> 00:01:36,819 - Why not? - Get him away from me. 40 00:01:36,980 --> 00:01:37,978 Have some respect. 41 00:01:38,104 --> 00:01:42,531 These boys just completed the first leg of their outdoor-survival training. 42 00:01:42,806 --> 00:01:45,837 Meaning you had them sit under a tree and glue rocks together. 43 00:01:46,052 --> 00:01:48,686 You're a very jaded man. What happened to you as a child? 44 00:01:48,881 --> 00:01:51,946 A creepy guy in shorts and knee socks tried to sit me under a tree... 45 00:01:52,169 --> 00:01:53,440 and glue rocks together. 46 00:01:53,583 --> 00:01:54,696 - Put that down. - Why? 47 00:01:54,833 --> 00:01:57,024 - Otherwise you're going under it. - I won't fit. 48 00:01:57,204 --> 00:01:58,838 - Yes, you will. - Doughnuts, please. 49 00:01:58,993 --> 00:02:01,343 - We were here first! - On the planet? 50 00:02:01,948 --> 00:02:04,253 You lose. Chocolate cinnamon and sprinkles. 51 00:02:04,445 --> 00:02:05,442 [Phone ringing] 52 00:02:05,568 --> 00:02:06,601 [All exclaiming] 53 00:02:06,733 --> 00:02:07,731 Pipe down! 54 00:02:07,857 --> 00:02:08,855 Grumps, huh? 55 00:02:08,980 --> 00:02:11,410 Yeah, I'm working. What do you think I'm doing? 56 00:02:12,850 --> 00:02:14,837 Man. What did you do? 57 00:02:15,514 --> 00:02:17,581 Excuse me? Are you serious? 58 00:02:18,469 --> 00:02:21,261 Mr. Doose, she's not supposed to do that. 59 00:02:21,798 --> 00:02:23,864 That's right. She's breaking the rules... 60 00:02:24,045 --> 00:02:25,952 and people who break the rules... 61 00:02:26,125 --> 00:02:30,348 end up very lonely with no friends because they become society's outcasts. 62 00:02:30,620 --> 00:02:32,891 Planning on burning a little Huck Finn after lunch? 63 00:02:33,075 --> 00:02:35,108 - Excuse me? - This is unbelievable! 64 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:37,505 You will never change, will you? 65 00:02:38,652 --> 00:02:40,002 Okay, fine. 66 00:02:40,274 --> 00:02:41,943 Do what you want, make the arrangements. 67 00:02:42,105 --> 00:02:44,817 Now, I'm working. We'll finish this later. 68 00:02:46,141 --> 00:02:48,730 - Is everything okay? - Do you have a sister? 69 00:02:48,930 --> 00:02:50,156 - No. - I do. 70 00:02:50,303 --> 00:02:53,334 - You have my sympathies. - Thanks. I appreciate that. 71 00:03:56,593 --> 00:03:57,739 - Hey. - Hello. 72 00:03:57,883 --> 00:04:00,789 - What are you doing? - Just redecorating the sidewalk. 73 00:04:01,004 --> 00:04:03,353 - Looks nice. - You don't think too much blue? 74 00:04:03,543 --> 00:04:06,766 - No, just enough. - Thanks for the input. You can go now. 75 00:04:06,996 --> 00:04:08,551 - Need some help? - Nope. 76 00:04:08,702 --> 00:04:09,973 - Need some help? - Nope. 77 00:04:12,406 --> 00:04:13,633 Do you need some help? 78 00:04:15,485 --> 00:04:17,994 Since when do you buy Frosted Flakes? 79 00:04:20,105 --> 00:04:22,739 - Okay, now, what is going on? - Nothing. 80 00:04:22,934 --> 00:04:25,489 Nothing? You just woke up this morning... 81 00:04:25,680 --> 00:04:27,825 and decided to buy every food item in the world... 82 00:04:28,011 --> 00:04:30,156 - that you don't actually eat? - It's not for me. 83 00:04:30,342 --> 00:04:32,850 - Who is it for? - Someone who's not me. 84 00:04:34,544 --> 00:04:36,338 - Like who? - Like my nephew. 85 00:04:36,500 --> 00:04:39,770 - Your nephew's coming to visit. - No, he's coming to stay. 86 00:04:39,996 --> 00:04:42,220 - Your sister's moving here? - No. 87 00:04:42,451 --> 00:04:46,356 - I'm sorry, I don't get it. - There's nothing to get. She's just Liz. 88 00:04:46,612 --> 00:04:49,359 She's busy, she can't handle him, she's sending him here. 89 00:04:49,567 --> 00:04:50,918 Where's his dad? 90 00:04:51,065 --> 00:04:54,493 The great prize that my sister picked up at a Der Wienerschnitzel... 91 00:04:54,727 --> 00:04:57,361 left her about two years ago, whereabouts unknown. 92 00:04:59,845 --> 00:05:02,036 So she's sending him here, just like that? 93 00:05:02,217 --> 00:05:05,600 No, I'm sure she put at least five or six minutes of thought into it. 94 00:05:05,838 --> 00:05:07,233 But why? 95 00:05:07,586 --> 00:05:09,334 He's been getting into some trouble... 96 00:05:09,499 --> 00:05:11,770 and Liz is afraid he's heading for something bad... 97 00:05:11,955 --> 00:05:14,940 and rather than handle it herself, she's given up. 98 00:05:15,159 --> 00:05:18,270 She's sending him here so I can straighten him out. 99 00:05:18,488 --> 00:05:19,883 - You? - Yes. 100 00:05:20,028 --> 00:05:21,776 - You can straighten him out? - Yes. 101 00:05:21,942 --> 00:05:25,007 Luke, the great communicator, you're going to straighten the kid out? 102 00:05:25,229 --> 00:05:28,056 All he needs is a change of pace, a new crowd... 103 00:05:28,267 --> 00:05:30,855 and to get away from the nut job... 104 00:05:31,055 --> 00:05:33,961 that unfortunately is my sister. 105 00:05:34,176 --> 00:05:37,207 - How long is he staying? - I don't know. Indefinitely. 106 00:05:37,422 --> 00:05:39,329 - How old is he? - Seventeen. 107 00:05:41,042 --> 00:05:43,233 That is very generous of you. 108 00:05:43,415 --> 00:05:45,606 - It's family. What else can you do? - Right. 109 00:05:45,786 --> 00:05:48,897 - What kind of trouble has he gotten into? - Just kid stuff. 110 00:05:49,116 --> 00:05:52,544 You know, staying out late, getting rowdy. 111 00:05:53,901 --> 00:05:57,124 - I don't know exactly. - You might want to find out. 112 00:05:57,355 --> 00:06:00,545 Ask a couple of subtle questions. Has he seen The Shawshank Redemption? 113 00:06:00,767 --> 00:06:02,992 Did the setting seem homey to him? Stuff like that. 114 00:06:03,181 --> 00:06:05,769 His problem is obvious. It's his mother. 115 00:06:05,969 --> 00:06:08,478 We never could count on Liz for anything. 116 00:06:08,674 --> 00:06:12,784 Our mom died when we were kids, right? It was just my dad, me, and Liz. 117 00:06:13,459 --> 00:06:16,887 My dad worked all the time and I worked in the store with my dad... 118 00:06:17,122 --> 00:06:19,756 and Liz was off doing God knows what. 119 00:06:19,951 --> 00:06:22,063 I bet losing her mom so early was hard on her. 120 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:24,351 It was hard on all of us but we did our part. 121 00:06:24,529 --> 00:06:27,514 And the minute she graduates high school, she is out of here. 122 00:06:27,733 --> 00:06:31,319 Didn't matter that my dad was sick. Didn't matter that the store was failing. 123 00:06:31,561 --> 00:06:34,989 She just took off. Married the hot dog king, had a kid, he left. 124 00:06:35,223 --> 00:06:36,291 Now here we are. 125 00:06:36,430 --> 00:06:40,051 - Yeah. I'm sorry, what are you doing? - I'm blowing this up. 126 00:06:40,300 --> 00:06:41,571 - What is it? - It's a bed. 127 00:06:41,715 --> 00:06:42,907 - A bed? - For Jess. 128 00:06:43,047 --> 00:06:44,273 - Jess? - My nephew. 129 00:06:44,419 --> 00:06:46,213 That's not a bed, that's a raft. 130 00:06:46,375 --> 00:06:48,566 It's fine if you'll build a moat around the diner... 131 00:06:48,748 --> 00:06:50,575 - It's fine. - The kid needs a bed. 132 00:06:50,745 --> 00:06:53,333 If you want to get him something inflatable, make it a blonde. 133 00:06:53,533 --> 00:06:55,724 I'm getting him a bed. This is just temporary. 134 00:06:55,905 --> 00:06:58,857 - How does Jess feel about this? - I don't know. 135 00:06:59,068 --> 00:07:01,100 - You haven't talked to him about it? - No. 136 00:07:01,273 --> 00:07:03,941 - Don't you think you should? - Why? He doesn't have a choice. 137 00:07:04,144 --> 00:07:06,653 His mom's a flake, he's coming here. End of story. 138 00:07:06,849 --> 00:07:08,994 - Are you sure you're ready for this? - Of course. 139 00:07:09,180 --> 00:07:11,848 Taking on a full-time kid, that's a lot of work. 140 00:07:12,051 --> 00:07:13,084 I know. 141 00:07:13,216 --> 00:07:16,167 A 17-year-old who's been in trouble and is being shipped off... 142 00:07:16,379 --> 00:07:18,172 without his consent, that could be harder. 143 00:07:18,335 --> 00:07:21,683 All he needs is to be around someone who's not a selfish basket case... 144 00:07:21,913 --> 00:07:24,785 who will give him a little space, who will treat him like a man. 145 00:07:24,993 --> 00:07:27,706 - You should think about this. - There's nothing to think about. 146 00:07:27,905 --> 00:07:29,336 You take care of family. Period. 147 00:07:29,487 --> 00:07:31,712 I respect that. But what if he turns out to be Fredo? 148 00:07:31,900 --> 00:07:35,328 - Are you telling me not to do this? - No, I'm not. 149 00:07:35,563 --> 00:07:36,630 Then what are you saying? 150 00:07:36,769 --> 00:07:40,197 I'm just saying that if you need any help, I'm here. 151 00:07:40,764 --> 00:07:42,115 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 152 00:07:42,262 --> 00:07:44,295 I got a lot of things to do before he gets here. 153 00:07:44,467 --> 00:07:46,102 Okay, I'm leaving. 154 00:07:49,336 --> 00:07:52,107 You do have an extra set of sheets, right? 155 00:07:52,119 --> 00:07:52,878 Yes, I do. 156 00:07:53,124 --> 00:07:55,110 Sorry. Just checking. Bye. 157 00:08:00,655 --> 00:08:02,211 Sheets. 158 00:08:14,429 --> 00:08:15,984 Okay, round two. 159 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:18,993 - Five seconds? - Four. 160 00:08:19,131 --> 00:08:20,199 - Fine. - Now it's three. 161 00:08:20,339 --> 00:08:22,688 - Paris, it does not have to be like this. - No? 162 00:08:22,877 --> 00:08:26,146 You and I are going to spend a lot of time together on the Franklin. 163 00:08:26,373 --> 00:08:27,405 I know. 164 00:08:27,538 --> 00:08:30,523 We're going to sit in the same classroom, share the same oxygen. 165 00:08:30,742 --> 00:08:33,455 - Occasionally make eye contact. - I can avoid that. 166 00:08:33,655 --> 00:08:36,243 I'm not saying that we should be friends. I don't want that. 167 00:08:36,443 --> 00:08:39,554 I'm just saying that we should look at this like life. 168 00:08:39,772 --> 00:08:41,645 - Life? - Yes, in life... 169 00:08:41,894 --> 00:08:44,801 there will be people you don't like but you have to coexist with. 170 00:08:45,015 --> 00:08:48,443 - I'm well aware of that. - So I'm just suggesting that we coexist. 171 00:08:48,677 --> 00:08:51,549 You're scared I'll make your life on the Franklin a living hell. 172 00:08:51,757 --> 00:08:53,585 Especially since I'm the editor and you're... 173 00:08:53,921 --> 00:08:55,873 What's the word? Not. 174 00:08:56,043 --> 00:08:59,665 If you want to spend the precious energy that you would spend on the paper... 175 00:08:59,913 --> 00:09:02,421 obsessing on making me miserable, then that's your choice. 176 00:09:02,618 --> 00:09:04,729 I'm just suggesting an alternate plan. 177 00:09:04,990 --> 00:09:07,229 The paper could be really great this year. 178 00:09:07,241 --> 00:09:07,702 I know. 179 00:09:07,903 --> 00:09:10,775 So can't we agree on that and make the rest of it go away? 180 00:09:10,982 --> 00:09:12,299 Everything okay? 181 00:09:12,480 --> 00:09:15,387 - Yeah, everything's fine. - We were just talking. 182 00:09:15,684 --> 00:09:17,989 - Talking? You two? - About the Franklin. 183 00:09:19,554 --> 00:09:20,950 Nope, still seems weird. 184 00:09:22,093 --> 00:09:23,602 We're all on the paper together. 185 00:09:23,758 --> 00:09:26,584 There's going to be a lot of long afternoons and weekends. 186 00:09:26,795 --> 00:09:29,667 - We need to coexist. Right? - Right. 187 00:09:29,875 --> 00:09:31,907 I'm sorry, back up to the weekends. 188 00:09:32,080 --> 00:09:35,542 So that's what we'll do. The first meeting of the Franklin is today. 189 00:09:35,783 --> 00:09:37,054 - Yes, it is. - 4:00. 190 00:09:37,198 --> 00:09:38,311 Sounds good. 191 00:09:40,278 --> 00:09:42,583 Weekends were never mentioned. I need my weekends. 192 00:09:42,774 --> 00:09:45,283 All of this gets done on weekends. 193 00:10:07,451 --> 00:10:09,085 - Jess. - Luke. 194 00:10:14,235 --> 00:10:15,630 Okay, so... 195 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,401 This is my diner. 196 00:10:32,877 --> 00:10:34,387 It belonged to your grandpa. 197 00:10:45,778 --> 00:10:47,128 Here we are. 198 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:51,323 It's pretty simple. This is the room. 199 00:10:52,353 --> 00:10:56,496 That's my bed. That's your bed for now, but the sheets are new. 200 00:10:56,763 --> 00:10:59,953 There's the bathroom, there's the closet, there's the dresser... 201 00:11:00,176 --> 00:11:02,844 the phone, and over there is the kitchen. 202 00:11:03,713 --> 00:11:05,347 I've got Frosted Flakes. 203 00:11:05,627 --> 00:11:07,693 Wow, that's great. 204 00:11:08,915 --> 00:11:11,026 - Is that all your stuff? - Yup. 205 00:11:13,242 --> 00:11:16,353 - Not much there. - Lizzie's sending the rest later. 206 00:11:16,821 --> 00:11:18,727 - You need some help? - Nope. 207 00:11:20,358 --> 00:11:22,628 I have to get back to the diner. 208 00:11:23,271 --> 00:11:25,934 I'm going to close at 10:00, so I thought... 209 00:11:25,946 --> 00:11:27,051 See you at 10:00. 210 00:11:27,432 --> 00:11:29,941 - But wait. You need keys. - No, I don't. 211 00:11:33,216 --> 00:11:34,964 I so don't want to know why. 212 00:12:26,982 --> 00:12:30,648 PARIS: The op-ed page is sad. It's worse than sad. It's un-opinionated. 213 00:12:30,893 --> 00:12:32,607 Pick a side, people. 214 00:12:33,973 --> 00:12:35,290 - Rory. - Hey. 215 00:12:35,428 --> 00:12:38,335 - Nice of you to join us. - I thought we were starting at 4:00. 216 00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:40,183 No, we start at 3:15 sharp. 217 00:12:40,339 --> 00:12:42,644 - We're wasting time here. - Take a seat. 218 00:12:42,835 --> 00:12:43,833 Sorry. 219 00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:47,547 Okay, so we were just finishing up handing out the first assignments. 220 00:12:47,996 --> 00:12:50,220 Rory, unfortunately, since you got here so late... 221 00:12:50,409 --> 00:12:52,203 everything of interest has been given out. 222 00:12:52,366 --> 00:12:56,146 - Why, I'm shocked. - Wait, just let me check my list here. 223 00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:58,706 There might be something left for you. 224 00:12:59,357 --> 00:13:01,502 They're paving the new parking lot tomorrow. 225 00:13:01,686 --> 00:13:03,276 - And? - You can cover it. 226 00:13:03,434 --> 00:13:05,228 - Cover what? - The paving process. 227 00:13:05,390 --> 00:13:07,059 - You're serious? - Absolutely. 228 00:13:07,222 --> 00:13:08,970 I'm sure there's an angle somewhere. 229 00:13:09,135 --> 00:13:12,597 Is it environmentally safe? What are the financial ramifications? 230 00:13:12,839 --> 00:13:16,222 Should brick have been considered, taking into account the architecture? 231 00:13:16,460 --> 00:13:17,686 Yeah, I get the idea. 232 00:13:17,832 --> 00:13:21,738 If you think this is below you, you can wait until the next issue. 233 00:13:22,119 --> 00:13:24,230 You can use this time to get a nice manicure. 234 00:13:24,407 --> 00:13:25,844 - That's okay. - Maybe get a massage. 235 00:13:25,989 --> 00:13:28,577 - I'll do it. - Aromatherapy. Smell like a peach. 236 00:13:28,776 --> 00:13:31,410 - I'll do it, okay? I'll cover the paving. - Okay, good. 237 00:13:31,607 --> 00:13:33,241 I guess that's it. 238 00:13:40,970 --> 00:13:41,983 Problem, Miss Gilmore? 239 00:13:41,995 --> 00:13:43,876 No problem at all. I love this assignment. 240 00:13:44,090 --> 00:13:45,123 I'm glad. 241 00:13:45,256 --> 00:13:47,367 I'll write the best piece on pavement you've read. 242 00:13:47,545 --> 00:13:48,577 I hope so. 243 00:13:48,710 --> 00:13:51,741 I'll be thrilled with next week's scoop on the plumbing installation. 244 00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:52,988 I like a team player. 245 00:13:53,121 --> 00:13:56,504 No matter how many crappy, stupid assignments you throw at me... 246 00:13:56,742 --> 00:13:59,046 I'm not going to quit, and I'm not going to back down. 247 00:13:59,238 --> 00:14:01,463 You can go home tonight and think about the fact... 248 00:14:01,651 --> 00:14:03,796 that no matter what you do and how evil you are... 249 00:14:03,982 --> 00:14:06,366 at the end of the year, on my high school transcript... 250 00:14:06,562 --> 00:14:08,390 it will say that I worked on the Franklin. 251 00:14:08,560 --> 00:14:12,623 If you'll excuse me, I have some reading to do on the origins of concrete. 252 00:14:13,095 --> 00:14:15,128 A thousand words on my desk on Tuesday. 253 00:14:27,285 --> 00:14:28,431 Sorry. 254 00:14:33,652 --> 00:14:34,720 Hi. 255 00:14:36,149 --> 00:14:37,897 - Sorry. - No, I just... 256 00:14:38,105 --> 00:14:41,056 - You want some coffee? - I'll just lick it off the table. 257 00:14:41,267 --> 00:14:42,743 - So? - So what? 258 00:14:42,890 --> 00:14:44,400 - Is he here? - He's here. 259 00:14:44,554 --> 00:14:46,348 - Yeah? How is he? - He's fine. 260 00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:48,384 - Did he see the bed? - He saw the bed. 261 00:14:48,549 --> 00:14:51,217 - Where is he? I want to meet him. - He's out. 262 00:14:51,421 --> 00:14:53,327 - Out where? - I don't know. 263 00:14:53,502 --> 00:14:55,773 - You don't? - No, he just went out. 264 00:14:55,957 --> 00:14:58,182 - You didn't ask him where he was going? - No. 265 00:14:58,371 --> 00:15:00,323 - Why not? - Because he's not two. 266 00:15:00,493 --> 00:15:03,717 But, Luke, he's new in town. He doesn't know his way around yet. 267 00:15:03,947 --> 00:15:05,820 Way around what? This is Stars Hollow. 268 00:15:05,986 --> 00:15:08,335 Take three left turns, you're back in the center of town. 269 00:15:08,524 --> 00:15:11,316 When a kid goes out, you have to ask where he's going. 270 00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:14,154 - Why? - Because you're responsible for him now. 271 00:15:14,350 --> 00:15:17,097 If he knocks over a liquor store, it's going to be your fault. 272 00:15:17,305 --> 00:15:20,733 If I had asked him and he actually intended to knock off a liquor store... 273 00:15:20,966 --> 00:15:22,680 you really think he would have told me? 274 00:15:22,839 --> 00:15:25,302 - If he's dumb. - He's fine. New topic. 275 00:15:25,628 --> 00:15:27,660 LUKE: Jess, good. I'd like you to meet someone. 276 00:15:27,833 --> 00:15:30,421 Hi. I'm Lorelai. 277 00:15:30,662 --> 00:15:33,012 I wanted to meet you before Luke filled your head... 278 00:15:33,201 --> 00:15:34,791 with all kinds of lies about me. 279 00:15:35,324 --> 00:15:37,515 You should meet my daughter. She's about your age. 280 00:15:37,695 --> 00:15:40,045 She can show you where all the good wilding goes on. 281 00:15:41,815 --> 00:15:44,164 Okay, it's nice to meet you. 282 00:15:44,353 --> 00:15:46,226 I hope you like it here. 283 00:15:47,682 --> 00:15:49,715 So, class dismissed. 284 00:15:49,971 --> 00:15:52,196 LUKE: Are you hungry? 'Cause I can... 285 00:15:53,924 --> 00:15:55,434 - So that's Jess. - Yep. 286 00:15:55,589 --> 00:15:56,940 Very chatty. 287 00:15:57,212 --> 00:15:59,357 He's adjusting. He just got here. 288 00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:02,335 He probably just realized there are 12 stores in this town... 289 00:16:02,538 --> 00:16:04,684 devoted entirely to peddling porcelain unicorns. 290 00:16:04,869 --> 00:16:07,775 I've lived in this town my entire life, I still can't believe it. 291 00:16:07,990 --> 00:16:10,181 - I'm sure that's it. - He'll be fine in a few days. 292 00:16:10,362 --> 00:16:12,870 I have a fabulous idea. What are you doing tomorrow night? 293 00:16:13,066 --> 00:16:14,099 Why? 294 00:16:14,232 --> 00:16:16,104 Why don't you and Jess come over for dinner? 295 00:16:16,271 --> 00:16:18,178 Sookie will cook, Rory will be there. 296 00:16:18,351 --> 00:16:20,939 It'll be a little, "Hey, welcome to Stars Hollow. 297 00:16:21,140 --> 00:16:25,090 "See, everyone here is not straight out of a Fellini film" kind of an evening. 298 00:16:25,342 --> 00:16:28,249 - Okay, that would be nice. Thanks. - You're welcome. 299 00:16:28,463 --> 00:16:31,767 - You won't bring up the bed? - I'll definitely bring up the bed. 300 00:16:36,869 --> 00:16:38,583 - My God, I hate her. - Me, too. 301 00:16:38,742 --> 00:16:41,205 - You've no idea who I'm talking about. - Solidarity, sister. 302 00:16:41,406 --> 00:16:43,551 - Paris. - That I should have guessed. 303 00:16:43,735 --> 00:16:46,687 - She can't torture me off the paper. - No, she can't. 304 00:16:46,898 --> 00:16:48,329 I have never met anyone like her. 305 00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:50,829 Her insistence on holding on to this stupid grudge... 306 00:16:51,018 --> 00:16:52,970 that is based on nothing and will never end... 307 00:16:53,140 --> 00:16:55,648 shows commitment that I would have never thought possible. 308 00:16:55,845 --> 00:16:58,116 - I'm beginning to admire her. - First day sucked? 309 00:16:58,300 --> 00:17:01,728 - Just the paper stuff. The rest was good. - I'm glad to hear it. 310 00:17:01,962 --> 00:17:04,187 Did you happen to run into Max? 311 00:17:04,542 --> 00:17:06,370 - Actually, no. - Really? 312 00:17:06,623 --> 00:17:08,576 Yeah. Our paths just didn't cross. 313 00:17:08,745 --> 00:17:11,050 - Isn't he your lit. teacher? - Yeah. 314 00:17:11,242 --> 00:17:13,796 But I have really tall people sitting in front of me. 315 00:17:13,988 --> 00:17:14,986 Rory. 316 00:17:15,903 --> 00:17:18,048 I saw him in the hallway and I walked the other way. 317 00:17:18,233 --> 00:17:19,265 Why? 318 00:17:19,398 --> 00:17:21,271 I thought that's what you'd want me to do. 319 00:17:21,437 --> 00:17:23,628 Just because Max isn't a part of my life anymore... 320 00:17:23,809 --> 00:17:25,603 doesn't mean he can't be a part of yours. 321 00:17:25,765 --> 00:17:28,274 He has to be. You have to see him and talk to him. 322 00:17:28,470 --> 00:17:30,457 And that's okay. That's good. 323 00:17:30,634 --> 00:17:32,701 I know everything seems screwed up right now... 324 00:17:32,881 --> 00:17:34,675 but I don't want you to avoid him. 325 00:17:34,837 --> 00:17:37,709 - Especially not on my account, okay? - All right. 326 00:17:37,917 --> 00:17:40,142 - I'm sorry I put you in this position. - That's okay. 327 00:17:40,330 --> 00:17:42,765 - It's going on the list. - My God, that list is getting long. 328 00:17:42,910 --> 00:17:44,103 You have no idea. 329 00:17:44,741 --> 00:17:46,489 We are having a gathering tomorrow night. 330 00:17:46,655 --> 00:17:47,847 What kind of gathering? 331 00:17:47,987 --> 00:17:50,132 Luke's nephew's here and I thought we could try... 332 00:17:50,317 --> 00:17:51,987 - to make him feel at home. - You met him? 333 00:17:52,148 --> 00:17:53,658 - Sort of. - What's he like? 334 00:17:53,812 --> 00:17:55,208 He's not going to be subbing... 335 00:17:55,352 --> 00:17:57,497 for the new dodo on the Regis show anytime soon. 336 00:17:57,683 --> 00:17:59,078 Let's put it like that. 337 00:18:09,959 --> 00:18:11,707 - You got unpacked? - Yep. 338 00:18:11,914 --> 00:18:14,548 - Got enough space in the closet? - Plenty. 339 00:18:15,701 --> 00:18:17,608 - You hungry? - Eighteen. 340 00:18:18,282 --> 00:18:19,314 What? 341 00:18:19,446 --> 00:18:22,397 Just counting how many questions till we hit 20. 342 00:18:22,609 --> 00:18:24,198 Okay, never mind. 343 00:18:24,357 --> 00:18:26,229 [Phone ringing] 344 00:18:27,395 --> 00:18:30,267 Yeah, Liz, he got here fine. 345 00:18:30,516 --> 00:18:33,024 - Got here at 10:00 this morning. - Hang on a second. 346 00:18:33,220 --> 00:18:34,616 - Jess? - Pass. 347 00:18:35,842 --> 00:18:37,352 - Come on. - Nope. 348 00:18:37,507 --> 00:18:38,982 What am I supposed to tell her? 349 00:18:39,130 --> 00:18:41,275 Tell her I got to take another crack at the closet. 350 00:18:41,460 --> 00:18:44,252 I think I hung my Tool T-shirt next to my Metallica T-shirt... 351 00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:45,454 and they don't get along. 352 00:18:45,579 --> 00:18:46,772 You want me to tell her that? 353 00:18:46,911 --> 00:18:49,818 You think a different band combo would sell it more? 354 00:18:50,032 --> 00:18:52,337 Yeah, Liz, Jess is going to have to call you back. 355 00:18:52,529 --> 00:18:56,401 Yeah, he's helping me out with a shelf thing and his hands are full. 356 00:18:56,649 --> 00:18:59,600 Yeah, I'll tell him. Okay. Bye. 357 00:19:01,393 --> 00:19:04,697 She said to tell you that your stuff will be here on Friday. 358 00:19:04,930 --> 00:19:06,156 Great. We'll have a party. 359 00:19:06,303 --> 00:19:08,811 You know, your mom thinks this is... 360 00:19:09,799 --> 00:19:11,990 for the best, for your own good. 361 00:19:13,627 --> 00:19:17,169 Anyhow, I guess you'll just call her when you feel like it. 362 00:19:17,414 --> 00:19:19,241 Want to play some poker? $5 bucks a hand? 363 00:19:19,411 --> 00:19:20,637 - No. - $10? 364 00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:22,216 I can't go higher than $10. 365 00:19:22,366 --> 00:19:24,239 - Okay, $15. - I don't want to play poker. 366 00:19:24,405 --> 00:19:25,960 - You sure? - I'm sure. 367 00:19:26,111 --> 00:19:27,178 Okey-dokey. 368 00:19:30,314 --> 00:19:33,061 So listen, Lorelai, you met her today, remember? 369 00:19:34,184 --> 00:19:35,501 Anyhow... 370 00:19:35,890 --> 00:19:39,591 she invited us to her house tomorrow night for dinner. 371 00:19:39,926 --> 00:19:42,991 Her daughter Rory, who you didn't meet, but you'll like... 372 00:19:43,214 --> 00:19:44,689 'cause she's a lot like Lorelai... 373 00:19:44,837 --> 00:19:48,617 but she's got a slightly tighter grasp on reality. 374 00:19:49,206 --> 00:19:51,431 Anyhow, she'll be there. 375 00:19:53,368 --> 00:19:56,274 It'd be a chance for you to meet more people... 376 00:19:56,988 --> 00:19:59,259 and so I said yes. 377 00:20:07,849 --> 00:20:08,847 [Door closing] 378 00:20:14,716 --> 00:20:16,033 - Hello. - Hi. 379 00:20:16,171 --> 00:20:17,169 You're early. 380 00:20:17,296 --> 00:20:19,248 I felt so bad about the mix-up last time... 381 00:20:19,418 --> 00:20:21,881 I wanted to make sure it didn't happen again. 382 00:20:22,123 --> 00:20:23,315 It won't. 383 00:20:24,828 --> 00:20:27,620 Did you hear that Kimber Slately and Tristin are a major item? 384 00:20:27,824 --> 00:20:30,855 I thought she and Sean Asher were this year's John and Jackie. 385 00:20:31,069 --> 00:20:32,704 Nope, Sean is with Dee McGuire now... 386 00:20:32,859 --> 00:20:35,050 which pushed Jeff Traner into Dottie Lord's arms... 387 00:20:35,231 --> 00:20:37,615 leaving Madison Maylands alone for the first weekend... 388 00:20:37,811 --> 00:20:39,764 since he became captain of the lacrosse team. 389 00:20:39,933 --> 00:20:42,283 You know so much so soon. You have the gift. 390 00:20:42,471 --> 00:20:43,539 I know. 391 00:20:43,679 --> 00:20:47,584 Paris, what do you think about me writing a gossip column for the Franklin? 392 00:20:48,422 --> 00:20:51,010 I don't know. That's a hard one. 393 00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:53,087 I mean, this is the Franklin... 394 00:20:53,250 --> 00:20:55,555 a newspaper that's been around for almost 100 years. 395 00:20:55,746 --> 00:20:58,017 There have been 10 former editors of the Franklin... 396 00:20:58,202 --> 00:20:59,791 that have gone to the New York Times. 397 00:20:59,950 --> 00:21:01,936 Six have gone on to the Washington Post. 398 00:21:02,114 --> 00:21:04,497 Three are contributing editors at the New Yorker. 399 00:21:04,693 --> 00:21:07,327 I think one even went on to win the Pulitzer prize. 400 00:21:07,523 --> 00:21:08,749 But never mind them. 401 00:21:08,896 --> 00:21:11,450 I could be the first editor in the history of the Franklin... 402 00:21:11,643 --> 00:21:15,343 to introduce a column exclusively devoted to who Biffy's boffing today. 403 00:21:15,970 --> 00:21:17,366 Quandary. 404 00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:20,178 I'm going to have to get back to you on that one. 405 00:21:20,382 --> 00:21:21,449 Okay. 406 00:21:21,588 --> 00:21:23,144 Good, we're all here. 407 00:21:24,293 --> 00:21:26,200 And prompt. Lovely. 408 00:21:27,498 --> 00:21:31,006 I read everyone's article and they were all extremely well done. 409 00:21:31,284 --> 00:21:33,509 Snappy, informative, well-researched. 410 00:21:33,906 --> 00:21:36,857 Paris, you should be very proud of the team you've assembled. 411 00:21:37,069 --> 00:21:38,067 Thank you. 412 00:21:38,192 --> 00:21:41,337 When you've got a reporter who can take an incredibly mundane... 413 00:21:41,563 --> 00:21:43,469 and seemingly unimportant subject... 414 00:21:43,643 --> 00:21:45,788 like the repaving of the faculty parking lot... 415 00:21:45,973 --> 00:21:49,277 and turn it into a bittersweet piece on how everybody and everything... 416 00:21:49,510 --> 00:21:53,052 eventually becomes obsolete, then you've really got something. 417 00:21:53,298 --> 00:21:54,773 Miss Gilmore, I was touched. 418 00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:56,191 I owe it all to Paris. 419 00:21:56,336 --> 00:21:59,162 I would strongly advise that next time you give Miss Gilmore... 420 00:21:59,373 --> 00:22:01,280 something with more meat to it. 421 00:22:01,786 --> 00:22:03,500 Yeah, great idea. 422 00:22:03,743 --> 00:22:05,298 Okay. Let's get down to work. 423 00:22:05,449 --> 00:22:06,846 We've got a layout to put together. 424 00:22:14,894 --> 00:22:16,121 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 425 00:22:16,268 --> 00:22:17,778 You must be very proud of yourself. 426 00:22:17,933 --> 00:22:19,919 I'm not hiding when I pass a mirror. 427 00:22:20,097 --> 00:22:24,320 It's part of my job to make sure that our best writers are writing our best pieces. 428 00:22:25,257 --> 00:22:27,528 So I'm going to give you one of our best pieces. 429 00:22:27,712 --> 00:22:29,778 Front page, lead story. 430 00:22:29,959 --> 00:22:31,072 Get to the catch. 431 00:22:31,207 --> 00:22:32,683 - No catch. - No catch? 432 00:22:32,830 --> 00:22:34,942 I'd like to start our year off with a profile... 433 00:22:35,119 --> 00:22:37,310 on the teacher voted most popular from last year. 434 00:22:37,491 --> 00:22:40,283 You know, an in-depth, no-holds-barred interview. 435 00:22:40,529 --> 00:22:41,675 Everybody wants it. 436 00:22:41,819 --> 00:22:43,170 You have it. 437 00:22:43,317 --> 00:22:45,223 - You're kidding. - Nope. 438 00:22:46,437 --> 00:22:48,549 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 439 00:22:49,393 --> 00:22:52,061 Go ahead and set up that interview with Mr. Medina. 440 00:22:52,264 --> 00:22:53,297 What? 441 00:22:53,428 --> 00:22:55,812 I'd love it to lead off our first edition. 442 00:22:56,758 --> 00:22:58,189 He was the winner by a landslide. 443 00:22:58,339 --> 00:23:00,167 I'm sorry. Is there a problem? 444 00:23:01,086 --> 00:23:03,913 Is there some reason why you wouldn't want to interview him? 445 00:23:04,123 --> 00:23:06,159 After all, you of all people should be able 446 00:23:06,171 --> 00:23:08,267 to get the most in-depth story out of him... 447 00:23:08,535 --> 00:23:11,089 especially since he and your mother are involved. 448 00:23:11,365 --> 00:23:12,920 They are still involved, aren't they? 449 00:23:13,071 --> 00:23:15,783 Let's leave my mother's personal life out of this. 450 00:23:16,441 --> 00:23:18,189 - That sounds bad. - It's not bad. 451 00:23:18,356 --> 00:23:20,262 - It's just none of your business. - Fine. 452 00:23:20,436 --> 00:23:22,468 You want the interview or not? 453 00:23:22,642 --> 00:23:24,311 - Yes, I want the interview. - Good. 454 00:23:24,473 --> 00:23:27,265 Get me something more than his favorite color, okay? 455 00:23:31,339 --> 00:23:32,848 Maybe I should make grilled cheese. 456 00:23:33,003 --> 00:23:34,399 But you're making pot roast. 457 00:23:34,543 --> 00:23:36,052 Not everybody likes pot roast. 458 00:23:36,208 --> 00:23:39,511 Then they can have chicken wings, the mashed potatoes, the four salads... 459 00:23:39,745 --> 00:23:41,175 in addition to the pot roast. 460 00:23:41,326 --> 00:23:43,074 Yeah, I guess you're right. 461 00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:45,068 So I should start slicing the cheese. 462 00:23:45,237 --> 00:23:47,110 Would you? That would be great! 463 00:23:47,776 --> 00:23:49,967 Wow, something smells good! 464 00:23:50,148 --> 00:23:51,703 - It's the garlic. - Three heads of it. 465 00:23:51,854 --> 00:23:53,727 - Nice. - I want everything to be perfect. 466 00:23:53,893 --> 00:23:56,277 We are going to make this kid think he went to heaven. 467 00:23:56,474 --> 00:23:58,267 Or Henry the VIII's house. 468 00:23:58,512 --> 00:24:00,101 - Milady? - Come in. 469 00:24:01,425 --> 00:24:03,173 - You joining the festivities? - In a sec. 470 00:24:03,339 --> 00:24:04,928 - You sound crabby. - I'm concentrating. 471 00:24:05,087 --> 00:24:06,358 Don't concentrate too hard. 472 00:24:06,502 --> 00:24:07,648 Boys like them dumb. Right? 473 00:24:07,792 --> 00:24:10,300 If you can navigate yourself around a tree, keep on walking. 474 00:24:10,497 --> 00:24:11,494 [Knocking at door] 475 00:24:11,620 --> 00:24:12,618 Coming! 476 00:24:13,036 --> 00:24:14,784 What if he doesn't do dairy? 477 00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:18,348 Perfect timing. 478 00:24:18,486 --> 00:24:21,551 Sookie's about to break her own record for the most food served. 479 00:24:21,774 --> 00:24:23,283 - Sounds great. - Sure does. 480 00:24:23,439 --> 00:24:24,949 So, come on in. 481 00:24:29,597 --> 00:24:30,993 Sorry we're a little late. 482 00:24:31,137 --> 00:24:34,327 We had a misunderstanding about what time we were supposed to leave. 483 00:24:34,550 --> 00:24:36,105 That's okay. How's it going? 484 00:24:36,256 --> 00:24:38,322 LUKE: Not bad. The bed popped. 485 00:24:39,127 --> 00:24:40,353 - Was anyone in it? - Me. 486 00:24:40,500 --> 00:24:42,089 - You? - I let him take the real one. 487 00:24:42,248 --> 00:24:44,076 It was very nice of you. 488 00:24:47,117 --> 00:24:49,671 LORELAI: You want to come on in the kitchen? 489 00:24:50,696 --> 00:24:53,159 Sookie, Jackson, I want you to meet Luke's nephew. 490 00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:55,073 - This is Jess. - Do you eat cheese? 491 00:24:55,231 --> 00:24:56,344 What? 492 00:24:56,729 --> 00:24:59,680 This is the greatest lemon I've ever grown! This is a great lemon. 493 00:24:59,892 --> 00:25:02,083 Sookie, you got to try this lemon. 494 00:25:02,264 --> 00:25:03,581 That is a great lemon! 495 00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:04,753 Try it! It's a Meyer! 496 00:25:04,885 --> 00:25:07,110 Jackson grows fruit and scares people with it. 497 00:25:07,299 --> 00:25:09,047 - Rory, they're here. - Coming. 498 00:25:11,044 --> 00:25:12,440 - Hey. - Hey. 499 00:25:12,668 --> 00:25:13,700 I'm Rory. 500 00:25:13,916 --> 00:25:16,504 - Yeah, I figured. - Nice to meet you. 501 00:25:18,493 --> 00:25:20,684 Aren't we hooked on phonics? 502 00:25:20,865 --> 00:25:23,010 I read a lot. Do you read? 503 00:25:24,361 --> 00:25:25,837 Not much. 504 00:25:25,983 --> 00:25:28,094 I could loan you that. It's great. 505 00:25:28,647 --> 00:25:30,441 No, thanks. 506 00:25:30,603 --> 00:25:32,272 If you change your mind. 507 00:25:32,517 --> 00:25:34,504 We need to get Jackson away from the lemons... 508 00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:36,553 so we're moving the feast to the living room. 509 00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:38,116 Be right there. 510 00:25:39,549 --> 00:25:40,617 Do these open? 511 00:25:40,757 --> 00:25:42,823 You just have to unlatch them and then push. 512 00:25:43,003 --> 00:25:44,274 Great. Shall we? 513 00:25:44,418 --> 00:25:46,371 - Shall we what? - Bail. 514 00:25:46,998 --> 00:25:48,667 - No. - Why? 515 00:25:48,829 --> 00:25:51,100 Because it's Tuesday night in Stars Hollow. 516 00:25:51,284 --> 00:25:52,601 There's nowhere to bail to. 517 00:25:52,741 --> 00:25:54,648 The 24-hour mini-mart closed 20 minutes ago. 518 00:25:54,821 --> 00:25:57,568 We'll walk around or sit on a bench and stare at our shoes. 519 00:25:57,777 --> 00:26:00,047 Sookie just made a ton of really great food... 520 00:26:00,231 --> 00:26:03,501 and though it may not seem like it at this moment, it's going to be fun. 521 00:26:03,727 --> 00:26:05,521 - Trust me. - I don't even know you. 522 00:26:05,683 --> 00:26:07,352 - Don't I look trustworthy? - Maybe. 523 00:26:07,513 --> 00:26:09,023 Good. Let's eat. 524 00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:12,946 You want a soda? 525 00:26:13,090 --> 00:26:15,156 - I'll get it. - Okay. 526 00:26:28,071 --> 00:26:30,265 SOOKIE: Do you know Pam was originally made out of rice? 527 00:26:30,359 --> 00:26:31,357 What? 528 00:26:32,523 --> 00:26:33,636 LUKE: Rory, where's Jess? 529 00:26:33,771 --> 00:26:35,202 He's getting a soda. 530 00:26:35,395 --> 00:26:36,904 You must've mistaken me for you. 531 00:26:37,059 --> 00:26:38,853 - Too much? - I forgot the garlic bread. 532 00:26:39,016 --> 00:26:40,287 I'll get it. 533 00:26:42,053 --> 00:26:43,483 JACKSON: More potatoes? RORY: Okay. 534 00:26:43,634 --> 00:26:45,303 SOOKIE: Everyone needs more potatoes. 535 00:26:45,465 --> 00:26:48,688 - Nothing wrong with potatoes. - I've got 6 pounds in the oven. 536 00:26:51,582 --> 00:26:52,899 SOOKIE: More chicken? 537 00:26:53,039 --> 00:26:55,230 - Throw a couple of bird wings on there. - All right. 538 00:26:55,411 --> 00:26:58,442 LUKE: Salad, no dressing. SOOKIE: Want some more? 539 00:26:59,073 --> 00:27:00,548 SOOKIE: You want some? RORY: Okay. 540 00:27:09,143 --> 00:27:11,414 [Sighing] For me? Hey, thanks. 541 00:27:14,594 --> 00:27:15,911 Refreshing. 542 00:27:17,008 --> 00:27:19,313 - So what? You're not hungry? - Not really. 543 00:27:20,254 --> 00:27:23,127 Sookie made you some grilled cheese if you don't like pot roast. 544 00:27:23,333 --> 00:27:25,240 Well, if I'd known that. 545 00:27:27,037 --> 00:27:29,625 - Let me guess. You don't want to be here. - Doesn't matter. 546 00:27:29,825 --> 00:27:32,016 I mean, here in Stars Hollow. 547 00:27:32,197 --> 00:27:33,230 Jeez, Miss Gilmore. 548 00:27:33,362 --> 00:27:35,633 Why would anyone not want to be here in Stars Hollow? 549 00:27:35,817 --> 00:27:37,565 That just sounds plum crazy. 550 00:27:37,773 --> 00:27:39,964 Jess, let me give you a little advice. 551 00:27:40,478 --> 00:27:42,703 The whole "my parents don't get me" thing... 552 00:27:42,892 --> 00:27:44,606 - I've been there. - You have? 553 00:27:44,764 --> 00:27:48,227 Yes, I have. I've also done the "chip on my shoulder" bit. 554 00:27:48,468 --> 00:27:52,090 The surly, sarcastic "the world can bite my ass" bit. 555 00:27:52,588 --> 00:27:55,494 And let me tell you, I mastered them all. In heels, yet. 556 00:27:55,708 --> 00:27:58,342 Everything you're feeling might be totally justified. 557 00:27:58,538 --> 00:28:00,172 Maybe you are getting screwed. 558 00:28:00,328 --> 00:28:02,962 But Luke is a great guy. 559 00:28:03,948 --> 00:28:05,219 He's very special. 560 00:28:05,362 --> 00:28:09,506 And he really wants to take care of you and make things right for you. 561 00:28:10,565 --> 00:28:12,948 You're incredibly lucky to have him. 562 00:28:13,187 --> 00:28:15,253 If you give this situation half a chance... 563 00:28:15,433 --> 00:28:17,545 you might be surprised at how good it can be. 564 00:28:17,722 --> 00:28:19,312 How much you like living here... 565 00:28:19,470 --> 00:28:23,659 how comfortable it feels to have someone like Luke you can really depend on. 566 00:28:24,505 --> 00:28:26,776 What? Are you sleeping with him or something? 567 00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:27,993 Excuse me? 568 00:28:28,125 --> 00:28:29,397 The whole starry-eyed... 569 00:28:29,540 --> 00:28:32,094 "you're so much better off, just give it a chance" speech. 570 00:28:32,287 --> 00:28:35,352 You're either really naive or you're getting some. 571 00:28:36,573 --> 00:28:38,560 There have been very few moments in my life... 572 00:28:38,737 --> 00:28:41,802 where I've actually wished I had one of those enormous cream pies... 573 00:28:42,024 --> 00:28:44,850 you can smash in someone's face. This is definitely one of them. 574 00:28:45,062 --> 00:28:46,458 Now that's not very neighborly. 575 00:28:46,601 --> 00:28:48,395 You know what? This is my house. 576 00:28:48,558 --> 00:28:50,590 I choose how I get talked to in it. 577 00:28:50,763 --> 00:28:54,305 You don't know anything about me, or my life, or my mom, or Luke. 578 00:28:54,550 --> 00:28:56,582 So why don't you Dr. Laura someone else? 579 00:28:56,755 --> 00:28:59,343 I'm going inside. Stay out of my fridge. 580 00:29:06,535 --> 00:29:07,602 Where's Jess? 581 00:29:07,741 --> 00:29:10,375 Outside working on his Breakfast Club audition. He's good. 582 00:29:10,571 --> 00:29:12,205 - What? - I'm sorry. 583 00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:14,665 That kid is way more screwed up than you think he is. 584 00:29:14,857 --> 00:29:16,843 - What? - I catch him outside with a beer. 585 00:29:17,021 --> 00:29:19,326 I don't even bust him on it. I try talking to him. 586 00:29:19,518 --> 00:29:21,584 What do you mean "talk to him"? What did you say? 587 00:29:21,765 --> 00:29:25,113 I said he's got a good thing going here with you and he shouldn't blow it. 588 00:29:25,344 --> 00:29:26,490 Then he just got charming. 589 00:29:26,634 --> 00:29:29,097 What are you doing talking to him about stuff like that? 590 00:29:29,297 --> 00:29:31,442 - I'm trying to help you. - I don't need your help. 591 00:29:31,627 --> 00:29:32,625 You do. 592 00:29:32,751 --> 00:29:35,498 Here we go again with this. I'm not prepared for this crap. 593 00:29:35,705 --> 00:29:39,247 This is not crap. This is the truth. You should've heard him talking. 594 00:29:39,493 --> 00:29:40,923 I don't need to hear him talking. 595 00:29:41,074 --> 00:29:42,902 He's my nephew and I know what I'm doing... 596 00:29:43,071 --> 00:29:45,262 and I'm getting tired of your condescending... 597 00:29:45,443 --> 00:29:48,588 - I'm not being condescending. - You have a kid, so you know everything? 598 00:29:48,813 --> 00:29:51,447 I have a kid, so I know a little more than you do. 599 00:29:51,644 --> 00:29:54,312 You ever think maybe you just got lucky with Rory? 600 00:29:54,514 --> 00:29:55,910 You did get pregnant at 16. 601 00:29:56,055 --> 00:29:59,483 That doesn't show the greatest decision-making skills, does it? 602 00:29:59,799 --> 00:30:01,672 Two pies. 603 00:30:01,839 --> 00:30:04,904 - What the hell are you talking about? - I'm talking about nothing. 604 00:30:05,126 --> 00:30:08,032 You won't have to hear my opinion on anything ever again, okay? 605 00:30:08,247 --> 00:30:10,233 - Don't tease. - Go find Jess. 606 00:30:10,869 --> 00:30:12,776 Don't tell me what to do. 607 00:30:18,734 --> 00:30:20,929 RORY: You're being completely childish. LORELAI: Am not. 608 00:30:21,023 --> 00:30:24,134 We're never going to go into Luke's again? We're just going to starve? 609 00:30:24,351 --> 00:30:26,542 This was a bad one. This was not Nick and Nora. 610 00:30:26,724 --> 00:30:28,710 This was Sid and Nancy. I'm not going in there. 611 00:30:28,888 --> 00:30:30,636 The coffee is in there. It's Danish day. 612 00:30:30,801 --> 00:30:34,105 Are you telling me you'll let a fight get in the way of Danish day? 613 00:30:34,338 --> 00:30:35,371 - No. - Good. 614 00:30:35,504 --> 00:30:37,695 Go in and order two coffees and two Danishes to go. 615 00:30:37,876 --> 00:30:38,989 You're kidding, right? 616 00:30:39,124 --> 00:30:41,315 He's going to know what's going on. He's not stupid. 617 00:30:41,496 --> 00:30:44,686 He cannot prove that you're not ordering all that for yourself, can he? 618 00:30:44,908 --> 00:30:46,577 No, so go on. 619 00:30:47,239 --> 00:30:49,191 Scoot. Mommy's right here. 620 00:30:54,105 --> 00:30:55,899 - Hey, Luke. - Rory. 621 00:30:56,061 --> 00:30:58,807 I'll have two coffees and two cherry Danishes to go, please. 622 00:30:59,015 --> 00:31:01,569 - Two coffees and two cherry Danishes. - And some napkins. 623 00:31:01,762 --> 00:31:03,907 - One of these is for her, isn't it? - Who? 624 00:31:04,384 --> 00:31:08,130 No. They're all for me. I am super hungry today. 625 00:31:08,379 --> 00:31:11,490 I was debating ordering three, but I'll tell you how I feel after two. 626 00:31:11,708 --> 00:31:13,819 I'll give you one Danish and one cup of coffee. 627 00:31:13,996 --> 00:31:16,459 You can sit there and eat and when you're finished... 628 00:31:16,660 --> 00:31:18,329 I'll bring you a second one. 629 00:31:18,491 --> 00:31:20,715 You're going to stand there and watch me eat a Danish? 630 00:31:20,904 --> 00:31:22,698 Cable's out. I'm starved for entertainment. 631 00:31:22,860 --> 00:31:25,766 This is insane. So you guys had a fight. 632 00:31:25,980 --> 00:31:28,251 Big deal. You know you're going to make up anyway. 633 00:31:28,436 --> 00:31:30,264 What better day to make up than Danish day? 634 00:31:30,433 --> 00:31:31,909 The happiest of all days. 635 00:31:32,057 --> 00:31:34,486 The day when we all say, "Let's forgive and forget..." 636 00:31:34,679 --> 00:31:36,427 "Over a nice Danish and a cup of coffee." 637 00:31:36,592 --> 00:31:38,942 One Danish, one cup of coffee. Take it or leave it. 638 00:31:39,130 --> 00:31:40,526 I'll take it. 639 00:31:41,670 --> 00:31:43,736 I still think you're being silly. 640 00:31:43,917 --> 00:31:46,221 Thank you for sharing. Come back soon. 641 00:31:54,444 --> 00:31:56,794 - Well? - He would only sell me one. 642 00:31:57,232 --> 00:32:00,059 - Didn't you say they were both for you? - He knew I was lying. 643 00:32:00,354 --> 00:32:03,419 Did you do the blinky thing? You always do it when you're lying. 644 00:32:03,641 --> 00:32:04,639 I didn't have to. 645 00:32:04,765 --> 00:32:07,148 He knows that you're not going to go a whole day... 646 00:32:07,345 --> 00:32:09,456 with no coffee and especially no Danish. 647 00:32:09,634 --> 00:32:11,859 Why don't you go in there now and make up? 648 00:32:12,047 --> 00:32:14,431 Why don't you give me half your Danish and some coffee? 649 00:32:14,627 --> 00:32:16,739 I'll give you the Danish but I'm keeping the coffee. 650 00:32:16,916 --> 00:32:18,550 What is a Danish without coffee? 651 00:32:18,705 --> 00:32:20,339 The eternal question springs up again. 652 00:32:20,494 --> 00:32:22,957 There's no point in even eating a Danish without coffee. 653 00:32:23,158 --> 00:32:25,303 - I'm going to school. - Sad Danish. Lonely Danish. 654 00:32:25,488 --> 00:32:27,554 - Step-Danish. - I'll see you tonight. 655 00:32:31,771 --> 00:32:32,997 Hey, kid. 656 00:32:33,519 --> 00:32:35,392 Do me a favor? Come here. 657 00:32:41,551 --> 00:32:42,697 Please? 658 00:32:46,919 --> 00:32:48,428 [Phone ringing] 659 00:32:50,206 --> 00:32:51,204 Luke's. 660 00:32:52,037 --> 00:32:53,229 What is it, Taylor? 661 00:32:54,243 --> 00:32:55,639 Slow down. You're babbling. 662 00:32:57,780 --> 00:32:59,289 How do you know it was Jess? 663 00:33:01,109 --> 00:33:03,334 Okay, Taylor. I'll talk to him. 664 00:33:03,523 --> 00:33:06,270 But if he tells me he didn't do it and nobody saw him do it... 665 00:33:06,477 --> 00:33:08,588 then he is off the hook. Understand? 666 00:33:19,544 --> 00:33:20,657 Hi. 667 00:33:21,749 --> 00:33:23,577 - Am I too early? 'Cause I can... - No. 668 00:33:23,747 --> 00:33:25,733 - Come back some other time. - This is fine. 669 00:33:25,911 --> 00:33:28,056 - Tomorrow, maybe. - Now is good. 670 00:33:29,697 --> 00:33:31,763 - This is weird. - Yeah, it is. 671 00:33:31,986 --> 00:33:35,176 - I don't really know how to act. - I'm not sure of that myself. 672 00:33:37,479 --> 00:33:39,069 - We could sit. - Sit? 673 00:33:39,227 --> 00:33:41,691 Sure, that's good. Barbara Walters sits. 674 00:33:41,890 --> 00:33:43,877 Or walks, if the person she's talking to... 675 00:33:44,054 --> 00:33:47,324 has a horse or a ranch or a big backyard sometimes... 676 00:33:47,549 --> 00:33:49,536 but usually she just sits. 677 00:33:51,877 --> 00:33:54,624 I guess we should just start. 678 00:33:54,915 --> 00:33:56,108 Good idea. 679 00:33:56,246 --> 00:33:58,914 - Do you mind if I tape this? - Not at all. 680 00:34:02,156 --> 00:34:04,267 I guess I'll just dive in. 681 00:34:05,069 --> 00:34:08,100 - Full name? - Max Arturo Medina. 682 00:34:08,315 --> 00:34:10,109 - You're kidding? - No. I'm not. 683 00:34:10,270 --> 00:34:13,256 - Where does that come from? - My father's butcher was named Arturo. 684 00:34:13,475 --> 00:34:15,666 - Really? - When my mother was pregnant with me... 685 00:34:15,847 --> 00:34:17,799 she would eat only Iamb chops. 686 00:34:17,969 --> 00:34:20,194 Arturo would cut her the extra-large Iamb chops... 687 00:34:20,382 --> 00:34:22,653 and only charge her for the regular-size Iamb chops... 688 00:34:22,838 --> 00:34:25,029 which in my family made you eligible for sainthood. 689 00:34:25,209 --> 00:34:27,116 - Hence the Arturo. - That's right. 690 00:34:27,291 --> 00:34:29,039 I assume that you are aware... 691 00:34:29,204 --> 00:34:31,917 that you were voted the students' favorite teacher last year. 692 00:34:32,118 --> 00:34:34,626 I teach an exceptional bunch of young people. 693 00:34:34,822 --> 00:34:37,331 I'm glad they seem to like me as much as I like them. 694 00:34:37,527 --> 00:34:39,877 Have you thought of doing something other than teaching? 695 00:34:40,065 --> 00:34:42,574 My father wanted me to be a doctor... 696 00:34:42,896 --> 00:34:45,279 and my mother wanted me to be President. 697 00:34:45,475 --> 00:34:48,143 I wanted to be a clown. 698 00:34:48,471 --> 00:34:49,504 What? 699 00:34:49,637 --> 00:34:51,351 When I was a kid, I went to the circus... 700 00:34:51,509 --> 00:34:55,131 and I saw this man who was dressed in this crazy outfit. 701 00:34:55,504 --> 00:34:58,853 He could juggle and he rode on an elephant and the people loved him. 702 00:34:59,083 --> 00:35:01,388 I thought, "That's it. That's for me." 703 00:35:01,580 --> 00:35:03,613 - How long did that last? - Junior high. 704 00:35:03,785 --> 00:35:06,169 And then slowly I figured out that I wanted to teach. 705 00:35:06,365 --> 00:35:08,999 Plus, when you told people that you wanted to be a clown... 706 00:35:09,195 --> 00:35:11,545 they tended to get very frightened. 707 00:35:11,733 --> 00:35:15,241 Mom took me to the circus once when I was really little... 708 00:35:15,479 --> 00:35:18,191 and this clown knocked into me and I dropped my cotton candy. 709 00:35:18,392 --> 00:35:20,220 We didn't have a lot of money back then... 710 00:35:20,389 --> 00:35:23,136 so she couldn't buy me another one and I started crying. 711 00:35:23,344 --> 00:35:26,090 She literally chased the clown onstage... 712 00:35:26,298 --> 00:35:28,806 ripped off his wig and said she wouldn't give it back... 713 00:35:29,003 --> 00:35:31,432 - unless he bought me another candy. - Which I bet he did. 714 00:35:31,625 --> 00:35:34,259 It was twice as big and I threw up all the way home. 715 00:35:34,454 --> 00:35:35,522 Yeah. 716 00:35:36,535 --> 00:35:38,522 That sounds like your mom. 717 00:35:39,739 --> 00:35:42,532 Do you ever regret the fact that you didn't become a clown? 718 00:35:42,735 --> 00:35:44,449 I don't really believe in regrets. 719 00:35:44,608 --> 00:35:48,355 All my experiences, even the ones that didn't turn out the way I wanted them to... 720 00:35:48,603 --> 00:35:50,748 I firmly believe they were all worth it. 721 00:35:58,049 --> 00:36:00,082 I just want you to know... 722 00:36:00,421 --> 00:36:03,055 I really wanted you to be my stepfather. 723 00:36:06,538 --> 00:36:08,524 [Sighing] I just want you to know... 724 00:36:09,243 --> 00:36:11,309 I really wanted to be your stepfather. 725 00:36:22,268 --> 00:36:25,174 What would you say are the great challenges... 726 00:36:25,389 --> 00:36:28,772 - facing high school graduates today? - A myriad of things, really. 727 00:36:36,292 --> 00:36:38,199 - How was school? - Great. 728 00:36:38,664 --> 00:36:40,696 - You learn anything good? - Yeah, tons of things. 729 00:36:40,870 --> 00:36:43,855 I got gold stars plastered all over my forehead. 730 00:36:44,448 --> 00:36:46,038 I had an interesting call today. 731 00:36:46,195 --> 00:36:48,182 - Want to know who it was from? - Not really. 732 00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:51,072 From Taylor Doose. You know, he owns the market. 733 00:36:51,273 --> 00:36:53,544 - If you say so. - He said you came in today. 734 00:36:53,728 --> 00:36:56,237 He said you took some money out of a donation cup... 735 00:36:56,433 --> 00:36:57,659 to help repair the bridge. 736 00:36:57,806 --> 00:37:01,507 I told him he was crazy, you wouldn't do that, you weren't a thief. 737 00:37:01,759 --> 00:37:03,155 Then I hung up on him. 738 00:37:03,299 --> 00:37:05,649 Don't get me wrong. I enjoy hanging up on Taylor. 739 00:37:05,838 --> 00:37:06,905 And he is crazy. 740 00:37:07,044 --> 00:37:10,075 I was just wondering if maybe any of the things he said were true. 741 00:37:10,290 --> 00:37:11,288 What do you think? 742 00:37:11,414 --> 00:37:14,082 If you tell me what he's saying is not true, I'll believe it. 743 00:37:14,285 --> 00:37:16,556 - It's not true. - That doesn't sound very convincing. 744 00:37:16,740 --> 00:37:18,329 What do you want from me? 745 00:37:18,488 --> 00:37:20,520 You bring me here, you put me in a school... 746 00:37:20,694 --> 00:37:23,123 that says the Pledge of Allegiance in six languages... 747 00:37:23,315 --> 00:37:24,904 two of which I've never heard of! 748 00:37:25,063 --> 00:37:27,776 You take me away from my home, my friends, and now you want... 749 00:37:27,976 --> 00:37:29,883 - what from me? - I'm trying to help you! 750 00:37:30,056 --> 00:37:31,054 Stop trying! 751 00:37:31,180 --> 00:37:34,563 Stop talking to me, stop following me, stop asking me questions! Just stop! 752 00:37:34,801 --> 00:37:35,913 That's what you want? 753 00:37:36,049 --> 00:37:37,524 - That's really what you want? - Yes. 754 00:37:37,672 --> 00:37:38,705 Fine! You got it! 755 00:37:38,837 --> 00:37:40,824 - Thank you. - You're welcome! 756 00:37:52,736 --> 00:37:53,803 LORELAI: Rory? 757 00:37:53,943 --> 00:37:55,339 Kitchen! 758 00:37:55,981 --> 00:37:59,330 Nowhere in either Stars Hollow or its surrounding counties... 759 00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:01,751 can you get a decent cup of coffee. 760 00:38:01,933 --> 00:38:05,554 I swear. It's like a big, stupid coffee conspiracy. 761 00:38:05,844 --> 00:38:07,955 Why don't you pour the water right into the bag? 762 00:38:08,132 --> 00:38:10,800 You jest? Believe me, the thought has crossed my mind. 763 00:38:11,004 --> 00:38:13,309 It's looking better all the time. 764 00:38:13,501 --> 00:38:15,726 Where are you going? I'm not through complaining. 765 00:38:15,915 --> 00:38:17,742 I just have to get some more notes I need. 766 00:38:17,912 --> 00:38:19,229 - What's this? - What? 767 00:38:19,368 --> 00:38:21,037 This that you're working on? 768 00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:23,425 That's my interview with Max. 769 00:38:23,738 --> 00:38:24,770 What interview with Max? 770 00:38:24,903 --> 00:38:26,254 The paper wanted to do a piece... 771 00:38:26,401 --> 00:38:28,750 on the students' favorite teacher from the previous year. 772 00:38:28,939 --> 00:38:31,402 Paris assigned it to me when she caught wind of the fact... 773 00:38:31,603 --> 00:38:33,510 - Nice kid, that Paris. - Yeah. 774 00:38:33,850 --> 00:38:36,642 It wasn't that bad, though. It was actually good. 775 00:38:36,846 --> 00:38:38,798 It gave us a chance to talk about some things. 776 00:38:38,968 --> 00:38:40,637 - Good. - Yeah. It was good. 777 00:38:40,799 --> 00:38:43,307 I'm going to buy a folder for it before the store closes. 778 00:38:43,504 --> 00:38:44,571 Okay. 779 00:38:46,791 --> 00:38:48,698 Some good writing here, missy. 780 00:38:48,872 --> 00:38:50,189 - Yeah? - Really good. 781 00:38:50,329 --> 00:38:53,474 It's not quite up to the repaving piece yet, but I'll get it there. 782 00:38:53,699 --> 00:38:55,732 Boy, he sounds like a hell of a guy, doesn't he? 783 00:38:55,904 --> 00:38:57,335 Yeah, he does. 784 00:39:00,732 --> 00:39:03,196 I sure know how to dump them, don't I? 785 00:39:03,395 --> 00:39:04,791 [Knocking at door] 786 00:39:09,637 --> 00:39:11,908 - I just pushed him in a lake. - What? 787 00:39:12,675 --> 00:39:15,422 I got this call from Taylor that Jess stole the bridge money. 788 00:39:15,629 --> 00:39:18,093 I went to confront him and he was being impossible... 789 00:39:18,293 --> 00:39:21,358 and I just pushed him in a lake. This is bad. 790 00:39:21,581 --> 00:39:25,089 - That depends. Can he swim? - He's fine. He's wet. I lost it. 791 00:39:25,325 --> 00:39:26,393 You were right. 792 00:39:26,532 --> 00:39:29,677 I am in so far over my head that I can't see my own hat. 793 00:39:29,903 --> 00:39:31,049 Try turning it around. 794 00:39:31,193 --> 00:39:33,498 What was I thinking? Why did I say yes to this? 795 00:39:33,690 --> 00:39:36,960 You saw a kid in need of help and you thought you'd throw him a line. 796 00:39:37,185 --> 00:39:39,172 But me? Raising a kid? I don't even like kids. 797 00:39:39,349 --> 00:39:41,983 They're always sticky, like they've got jam on their hands. 798 00:39:42,179 --> 00:39:43,813 Even if there's no jam in the house... 799 00:39:43,969 --> 00:39:45,875 somehow they've always got jam on their hands. 800 00:39:46,049 --> 00:39:49,000 I'm not the guy to deal with it. I have no patience for jam hands. 801 00:39:49,212 --> 00:39:52,197 Okay, slow down. First of all, Jess is 17... 802 00:39:52,415 --> 00:39:54,765 so he's probably past the jam hands stage by now. 803 00:39:54,955 --> 00:39:59,415 Second of all, you can do this. If you want to, you are totally capable. 804 00:39:59,740 --> 00:40:02,010 But you can't just buy a bed and some sheets... 805 00:40:02,195 --> 00:40:04,863 and expect the rest to take care of itself. That won't work. 806 00:40:05,067 --> 00:40:06,304 I swear, I'm going to kill Liz. 807 00:40:06,397 --> 00:40:09,224 Liz is not the point anymore. Liz is not here. Jess is here. 808 00:40:09,436 --> 00:40:11,899 Focus on him. What are you going to do about him? 809 00:40:12,098 --> 00:40:14,925 Sugar, I hate to bother you, but have you seen Pierpon? 810 00:40:15,553 --> 00:40:17,744 - No. Why? - It's the darnedest thing. 811 00:40:17,925 --> 00:40:20,479 I came out just now and I noticed that he was gone. 812 00:40:20,671 --> 00:40:22,623 - Just like that. - I'm sorry. Who's missing? 813 00:40:22,794 --> 00:40:25,019 - Pierpon, gorgeous. - Her gnome. 814 00:40:25,748 --> 00:40:27,258 The one with the pipe. 815 00:40:27,412 --> 00:40:29,445 Oh, God, I hope nothing's happened to him. 816 00:40:29,618 --> 00:40:31,446 You get so attached to their little faces... 817 00:40:31,616 --> 00:40:33,761 sometimes you can hear them talk to you at night. 818 00:40:33,946 --> 00:40:35,818 You know, I wouldn't worry, Babette. 819 00:40:35,985 --> 00:40:38,857 I think you're going to see Pierpon again. Really soon. 820 00:40:39,564 --> 00:40:42,232 - Where are you going? - I have to take care of something. 821 00:40:42,435 --> 00:40:45,023 I'll see you tomorrow at the diner for your Danish, right? 822 00:40:45,223 --> 00:40:47,096 - Tomorrow isn't Danish day. - Just be there. 823 00:40:47,262 --> 00:40:48,579 Yes, sir. 824 00:40:55,377 --> 00:40:56,569 Okay. 825 00:40:56,709 --> 00:41:00,932 We got the patch, the gum, hypnosis tapes... 826 00:41:01,202 --> 00:41:04,154 Chinese herbs, self-help books... 827 00:41:04,365 --> 00:41:08,066 and several pictures of diseased lungs to hang on the fridge. 828 00:41:08,318 --> 00:41:09,510 Pretty? 829 00:41:09,650 --> 00:41:11,001 This is done. 830 00:41:11,149 --> 00:41:14,895 You will get up, you will go to school, you will come home. 831 00:41:15,144 --> 00:41:18,254 You will work in the diner until closing, you will do your homework... 832 00:41:18,472 --> 00:41:20,220 then you will go to bed. Where's the gnome? 833 00:41:20,428 --> 00:41:21,461 What? 834 00:41:21,593 --> 00:41:24,783 Weekends are for chores and selected pre-approved outings... 835 00:41:25,006 --> 00:41:28,389 i.e. Cabala studies, freeway beautification projects... 836 00:41:28,626 --> 00:41:32,814 Color Me Mine pottery painting, all discussable options. 837 00:41:33,245 --> 00:41:36,390 You will not steal. You will pay back Taylor Doose... 838 00:41:36,616 --> 00:41:40,566 you will graduate from high school, and you will return Pierpon to his yard. 839 00:41:40,819 --> 00:41:42,885 - You can't just... - I can just. 840 00:41:43,066 --> 00:41:45,291 I am not letting you fall off the face of the earth. 841 00:41:45,479 --> 00:41:49,350 You will not drift. I won't let it happen. I don't know if this is the right way... 842 00:41:49,599 --> 00:41:53,663 but this is the way it's being handled and that is the end of this discussion. 843 00:41:56,548 --> 00:41:58,455 - Where are you going? - Out. 844 00:41:59,254 --> 00:42:00,286 [Door banging] 845 00:42:00,418 --> 00:42:01,531 At least I asked. 846 00:42:10,489 --> 00:42:11,522 Hey. 847 00:42:11,655 --> 00:42:13,641 - Hey, yourself. - What are you doing out here? 848 00:42:13,818 --> 00:42:15,804 I needed something for school. What about you? 849 00:42:15,982 --> 00:42:17,333 Yeah, same thing. 850 00:42:18,895 --> 00:42:22,165 So, that was quite a disappearing act you pulled the other night. 851 00:42:22,390 --> 00:42:24,944 Potlucks and Tupperware parties aren't really my thing. 852 00:42:25,137 --> 00:42:27,645 - Too cool for school? - Yes, that is me. 853 00:42:28,217 --> 00:42:30,362 - What are you doing? - This? 854 00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:33,146 Nothing. 855 00:42:34,625 --> 00:42:36,975 Just another little disappearing act. 856 00:42:37,163 --> 00:42:38,434 - Little tip? - Yeah. 857 00:42:38,578 --> 00:42:41,132 If you want to speak to me, don't pull that out of my ear. 858 00:42:41,325 --> 00:42:43,153 I assume the nose is off-limits, too. 859 00:42:43,322 --> 00:42:45,229 Any place you wouldn't naturally find a coin. 860 00:42:45,402 --> 00:42:46,992 Let's leave it that way. 861 00:42:48,774 --> 00:42:50,363 So what are you doing now? 862 00:42:50,521 --> 00:42:52,553 - I have some homework to finish. - Okay. 863 00:42:52,727 --> 00:42:55,440 Then I'll leave you this last little trick. 864 00:42:56,388 --> 00:42:58,579 You bought a copy? I told you I'd lend you mine. 865 00:42:58,761 --> 00:43:00,952 - It is yours. - You stole my book. 866 00:43:01,133 --> 00:43:02,279 No, borrowed it. 867 00:43:02,423 --> 00:43:04,534 That's not called a trick, that's called a felony. 868 00:43:04,711 --> 00:43:06,744 I just wanted to put some notes in the margins. 869 00:43:06,916 --> 00:43:07,984 What? 870 00:43:13,325 --> 00:43:16,038 - You've read this before. - About 40 times. 871 00:43:16,238 --> 00:43:17,952 I thought you said you didn't read much. 872 00:43:18,111 --> 00:43:19,939 What is much? 873 00:43:20,940 --> 00:43:23,324 - Goodnight, Rory. - Goodnight, Dodger. 874 00:43:26,018 --> 00:43:27,846 - Dodger? - Figure it out. 875 00:43:30,095 --> 00:43:31,526 Oliver Twist.