1 00:00:01,180 --> 00:00:02,776 - It still hurts! - Do you need stitches? 2 00:00:02,927 --> 00:00:04,444 - Probably. - We should go to a doctor. 3 00:00:04,592 --> 00:00:07,339 No. No doctors. You go into a hospital, you don't come out again! 4 00:00:07,547 --> 00:00:08,978 RORY: Well said, Ida Morgenstern. 5 00:00:09,129 --> 00:00:10,685 LORELAI: I'm starving. I need pancakes. 6 00:00:10,710 --> 00:00:11,778 - Can I just ask... - No. 7 00:00:11,917 --> 00:00:13,711 What on earth you thought you were doing? 8 00:00:13,873 --> 00:00:15,780 I thought I was being a self-sufficient woman. 9 00:00:15,954 --> 00:00:17,385 You hate ladders. You hate heights. 10 00:00:17,536 --> 00:00:19,091 We needed our rain gutters cleaned. 11 00:00:19,284 --> 00:00:20,760 Yeah, well, hire somebody. 12 00:00:20,990 --> 00:00:22,738 Aren't we suddenly a Rockefeller. 13 00:00:22,904 --> 00:00:24,421 It's better than you killing yourself. 14 00:00:24,528 --> 00:00:26,833 I'm fine. I'm just being dramatic. It's what I do. 15 00:00:27,025 --> 00:00:28,058 No more ladders. 16 00:00:28,190 --> 00:00:29,461 - I promise. - Okay. 17 00:00:29,606 --> 00:00:30,638 I think I have gangrene. 18 00:00:30,770 --> 00:00:32,360 - You do not. - And vertigo. 19 00:00:32,518 --> 00:00:34,824 - Oh, boy. - One leg feels shorter than the other. 20 00:00:35,016 --> 00:00:37,132 This is gonna be the Vanity Fair paper-cut incident... 21 00:00:37,221 --> 00:00:38,936 - all over again, isn't it? - Wow. 22 00:00:39,094 --> 00:00:40,241 Leave your bandage alone. 23 00:00:40,385 --> 00:00:42,848 Look, it's turning purple, but a really glowy purple! Look! 24 00:00:43,048 --> 00:00:44,444 No, thanks. 25 00:00:44,589 --> 00:00:48,460 Maybe our rain gutters are radioactive or made out of some kind of alien metal... 26 00:00:48,709 --> 00:00:52,058 so when I cut my hand, I got infected with an extraterrestrial substance... 27 00:00:52,288 --> 00:00:54,752 which is altering my internal makeup. 28 00:00:55,076 --> 00:00:57,029 - Maybe I'll turn into a superhero! - Maybe. 29 00:00:57,199 --> 00:01:00,469 Like, maybe tomorrow I'll wake up and suddenly be able to shower really fast. 30 00:01:00,695 --> 00:01:02,841 We'll go pick out your cape after breakfast. 31 00:01:03,025 --> 00:01:04,023 [Bell dings] 32 00:02:00,211 --> 00:02:02,799 God, I'm starving. Must be from the loss of blood. 33 00:02:02,999 --> 00:02:04,191 Yes, that must be it. 34 00:02:04,331 --> 00:02:06,476 I'm getting pancakes with a side of pancakes. 35 00:02:06,661 --> 00:02:08,852 - Where's Luke? - I don't know. Storage room? 36 00:02:09,492 --> 00:02:10,525 Oh, no. 37 00:02:10,656 --> 00:02:12,405 - Caesar's cooking. - Why is Caesar cooking? 38 00:02:12,571 --> 00:02:14,320 - I don't know. - That's bad. 39 00:02:14,486 --> 00:02:16,042 - His pancakes stink. - They do stink. 40 00:02:16,193 --> 00:02:18,066 What do we do, resort to donuts? 41 00:02:18,231 --> 00:02:19,502 Wait here. 42 00:02:27,554 --> 00:02:29,269 - Luke, are you in there? - [Banging] Ow. 43 00:02:30,634 --> 00:02:32,268 Luke, are you okay? 44 00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:34,191 Stupid lamp! 45 00:02:34,588 --> 00:02:37,097 Hey, Luke, are you being attacked by your possessions again? 46 00:02:38,375 --> 00:02:39,641 LUKE: Hi. LORELAI: What're you doing? 47 00:02:39,665 --> 00:02:41,221 I'm looking for my supply ledger. 48 00:02:41,372 --> 00:02:42,848 - Is it going well? - It's going fine. 49 00:02:42,995 --> 00:02:45,459 You have a sock on your shoulder. Is it helping you look? 50 00:02:45,658 --> 00:02:47,799 - What're you doing up here? - Rory and I are starving. 51 00:02:47,823 --> 00:02:49,254 We need you to cook us breakfast. 52 00:02:51,069 --> 00:02:53,294 - Oh, my God. - Caesar can make you breakfast. 53 00:02:53,649 --> 00:02:56,158 - What happened to this place? - Nothing. 54 00:02:56,396 --> 00:02:58,991 This is what I always pictured the inside of my head to look like. 55 00:02:59,144 --> 00:03:02,095 - Find a brown leather ledger. - I've never seen so much stuff. 56 00:03:02,307 --> 00:03:04,055 It looks like a white-trash Hearst Castle. 57 00:03:04,221 --> 00:03:05,736 On second thought, I'll find it myself. 58 00:03:05,760 --> 00:03:06,860 Where did all this come from? 59 00:03:06,884 --> 00:03:09,189 Jess. Liz shipped the rest of his stuff last week. 60 00:03:09,382 --> 00:03:11,368 - He finally unpacked. - He did a very nice job. 61 00:03:11,546 --> 00:03:14,134 I know it's crazy now, but I just have to get it all organized... 62 00:03:14,334 --> 00:03:16,843 figure out where to put everything, buy another dresser... 63 00:03:17,039 --> 00:03:18,629 a portable wardrobe, some storage bins. 64 00:03:18,788 --> 00:03:20,012 Can of gasoline, box of matches. 65 00:03:20,036 --> 00:03:21,784 Did I mention Caesar can cook you breakfast? 66 00:03:21,951 --> 00:03:24,619 But he doesn't make the good, fluffy pancakes like you do. 67 00:03:24,823 --> 00:03:26,889 - Then order eggs. - No. 68 00:03:27,986 --> 00:03:31,176 - See, I had a near-death experience today. - Really? 69 00:03:31,399 --> 00:03:34,747 Yes. I almost fell off the roof of my house trying to clean the rain gutters... 70 00:03:35,019 --> 00:03:37,369 so I have to have pancakes. Please? 71 00:03:37,558 --> 00:03:40,385 I'll help you shower when I become a superhero. 72 00:03:40,971 --> 00:03:42,447 You've been in there for two hours. 73 00:03:42,594 --> 00:03:44,944 Yeah, well, my hair just ain't bouncing and behaving today. 74 00:03:45,132 --> 00:03:47,278 There are other people living here, too, you know. 75 00:03:47,463 --> 00:03:49,609 Learn something new every day. 76 00:03:51,542 --> 00:03:53,449 His people skills are really improving. 77 00:03:53,623 --> 00:03:55,734 Go downstairs. I'll be there as soon as I can. 78 00:03:55,912 --> 00:03:57,269 - How long is that? - I don't know. 79 00:03:57,327 --> 00:03:58,469 - An estimate. - I don't know. 80 00:03:58,493 --> 00:04:00,241 Ballpark figure. Off the top of your head. 81 00:04:00,406 --> 00:04:02,790 - Will you... - Did I mention I almost fell off my roof? 82 00:04:02,987 --> 00:04:05,451 I'd lie down if I could find the bed. 83 00:04:06,025 --> 00:04:08,330 - Is this what you're looking for? - Great. Thank you. 84 00:04:08,523 --> 00:04:09,874 Not unless you make the pancakes. 85 00:04:10,021 --> 00:04:12,689 - Give me the book. - Give me the pancake! 86 00:04:12,893 --> 00:04:14,925 - Come on. - Thank you. 87 00:04:16,098 --> 00:04:18,772 You sure you weren't almost pushed off the roof of your house today? 88 00:04:18,803 --> 00:04:19,801 [Lorelai giggles] 89 00:04:22,548 --> 00:04:24,342 I think I'm finally ready to get a tattoo. 90 00:04:24,505 --> 00:04:25,503 - Oh, please. - I am. 91 00:04:25,628 --> 00:04:28,694 - You've been saying that for five years. - I know. But I mean it this time. 92 00:04:28,916 --> 00:04:30,143 Fine. What are you getting? 93 00:04:30,289 --> 00:04:32,322 - Mel Brooks. - Why? 94 00:04:32,496 --> 00:04:33,767 What do you mean "why"? 95 00:04:33,911 --> 00:04:36,862 The 2000 Year Oldman, Young Frankenstein, Silent Movie. 96 00:04:37,074 --> 00:04:39,788 You don't think Mel has earned the right to have his face on my butt? 97 00:04:39,904 --> 00:04:41,050 I am so sorry, Mel. 98 00:04:41,194 --> 00:04:43,227 He'll love it. Trust me. 99 00:04:43,399 --> 00:04:46,226 Rocky road hot fudge sundaes... and two cans of whipped cream 100 00:04:46,438 --> 00:04:48,425 Trying to give Mel a bigger canvas to work with? 101 00:04:48,602 --> 00:04:51,111 The man's a legend. He deserves the best. 102 00:04:51,307 --> 00:04:52,340 Hey. 103 00:04:52,473 --> 00:04:53,824 - What? - Luke. 104 00:04:54,346 --> 00:04:56,730 RORY: What's he doing? LORELAI: I'm not sure. 105 00:04:56,925 --> 00:04:59,832 Get the ice cream and make sure they give us maraschino cherries. 106 00:05:00,048 --> 00:05:01,479 - Okay. - Thanks. 107 00:05:14,655 --> 00:05:17,164 - What are you doing? - Rory and I just hit the video store. 108 00:05:17,361 --> 00:05:19,949 We're on going home to eat something you wouldn't approve of. 109 00:05:20,150 --> 00:05:21,501 Sounds good. 110 00:05:22,771 --> 00:05:23,964 What are you doing? 111 00:05:24,103 --> 00:05:25,420 Watching TV. 112 00:05:26,434 --> 00:05:29,546 Wow, that's cute. Is it the first time it's been away from its mother? 113 00:05:29,763 --> 00:05:31,511 It's a very good TV. 114 00:05:31,803 --> 00:05:34,391 Black and white, coat-hanger antenna, really bad reception. 115 00:05:34,592 --> 00:05:35,863 It's fine. 116 00:05:36,007 --> 00:05:37,755 Don't you have a fully grown TV upstairs? 117 00:05:37,921 --> 00:05:39,749 Yeah, well, Jess is upstairs. 118 00:05:39,918 --> 00:05:41,825 - So? - So when Jess is upstairs... 119 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:44,713 that means the stereo's blaring and the place is a mess. 120 00:05:44,913 --> 00:05:46,468 I just needed a little privacy. 121 00:05:46,619 --> 00:05:47,845 So you came downstairs... 122 00:05:47,993 --> 00:05:50,218 - Yes. - To sit on an uncomfortable chair... 123 00:05:50,407 --> 00:05:52,280 in an empty diner that smells like onion rings. 124 00:05:52,446 --> 00:05:53,921 - Yes. - Calgon take me away! 125 00:05:54,069 --> 00:05:56,782 It was very peaceful until two minutes ago. 126 00:05:57,440 --> 00:06:00,233 Did you ever think that maybe you should get a bigger apartment? 127 00:06:00,436 --> 00:06:01,714 I don't need a bigger apartment. 128 00:06:01,769 --> 00:06:03,642 That place upstairs was your father's office. 129 00:06:03,808 --> 00:06:06,443 You turned it into an apartment. It was never meant to be lived in. 130 00:06:06,555 --> 00:06:08,428 - It's fine. - It's too small for two people. 131 00:06:08,594 --> 00:06:11,182 It's too small for one person if they have any kind of life. 132 00:06:11,383 --> 00:06:12,859 We'll make do. We just need to... 133 00:06:13,006 --> 00:06:16,196 No, you don't need to organize. You need to move. 134 00:06:16,418 --> 00:06:17,849 I like my apartment. 135 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:20,384 It's not just your apartment. Jess lives there also. 136 00:06:20,580 --> 00:06:21,852 - Jess is fine. - Are you sure? 137 00:06:21,995 --> 00:06:25,424 He could be pinned under a box for a year in that place and you wouldn't know it... 138 00:06:25,658 --> 00:06:28,088 until the neighbors started to complain about the smell. 139 00:06:28,280 --> 00:06:29,313 Hi, Luke. 140 00:06:29,445 --> 00:06:31,557 Rory. Perfect. Get her out of here. 141 00:06:31,734 --> 00:06:34,766 Okay, fine. I'm leaving. Think about what I said. 142 00:06:36,479 --> 00:06:38,307 You ever hire anybody to do that work for you? 143 00:06:38,477 --> 00:06:39,515 - What? - The rain gutters? 144 00:06:39,643 --> 00:06:42,151 No, not yet. Are you offering? 145 00:06:42,348 --> 00:06:43,785 Actually, I was thinking about Jess. 146 00:06:44,012 --> 00:06:45,045 Jess. 147 00:06:45,178 --> 00:06:48,765 He's always looking for a little extra cash. He doesn't make that much here... 148 00:06:49,006 --> 00:06:51,515 and I hate to think of where else he might try to get it. 149 00:06:51,712 --> 00:06:54,425 You don't have to pay him the same as you would someone else. 150 00:06:54,625 --> 00:06:56,498 You save a little. He keeps busy. 151 00:06:56,664 --> 00:07:00,967 Yeah, well, maybe. I actually have to check with a couple of people... 152 00:07:01,242 --> 00:07:04,354 that I'm supposed to hear from, but if they can't do it, then, sure. 153 00:07:04,572 --> 00:07:05,765 Great. Just let me know. 154 00:07:05,904 --> 00:07:08,050 I will. Bye. 155 00:07:13,146 --> 00:07:16,019 So, who are all these people you asked to clean out our gutters? 156 00:07:16,476 --> 00:07:17,474 - You know. - I do? 157 00:07:17,599 --> 00:07:18,871 - Sure. - Remind me? 158 00:07:19,014 --> 00:07:20,684 Okay. Well, there's Cid. 159 00:07:20,845 --> 00:07:22,072 Cid, right. 160 00:07:22,218 --> 00:07:24,205 And then there's Lou. 161 00:07:24,383 --> 00:07:25,892 Yeah, a good man, Lou. 162 00:07:26,048 --> 00:07:28,921 And also Moose, that is if Doris will let him out of the house again... 163 00:07:29,128 --> 00:07:31,511 after that incident at Chicky's bachelor party. 164 00:07:31,708 --> 00:07:34,932 I thought you said you were gonna give Jess a chance. 165 00:07:35,495 --> 00:07:36,528 I am. 166 00:07:36,660 --> 00:07:38,091 Then why won't you hire him? 167 00:07:38,242 --> 00:07:41,671 I'm just... not very comfortable with him, Rory. 168 00:07:41,904 --> 00:07:43,175 Well, try and get comfortable. 169 00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:45,196 - Well, I don't know if I can. - But you said... 170 00:07:45,359 --> 00:07:47,504 I know what I said, but I can't help it. 171 00:07:47,690 --> 00:07:48,967 How many times can I tell you... 172 00:07:49,105 --> 00:07:50,912 - That I don't know the real Jess? - You don't. 173 00:07:50,936 --> 00:07:54,160 Well, fine. I don't know him, but I'm not too fond of his stand-in. 174 00:07:54,390 --> 00:07:56,457 People are different once you get to know them. 175 00:07:56,638 --> 00:07:59,272 - You weren't too fond of Luke at first. - That's not true. 176 00:07:59,468 --> 00:08:01,608 You called him Duke for two years just to make him mad. 177 00:08:01,632 --> 00:08:04,345 - And let me tell you, it worked. - But then you guys talked... 178 00:08:04,546 --> 00:08:06,817 and eventually, time went by. Now you love him. 179 00:08:07,042 --> 00:08:08,075 Well. 180 00:08:08,208 --> 00:08:11,273 I'm just asking you to give Jess that same chance. 181 00:08:11,745 --> 00:08:13,301 Rory, you like him. 182 00:08:13,452 --> 00:08:15,757 - I don't have to like him. - Please. 183 00:08:18,613 --> 00:08:22,121 - Can I at least call him Tess for a while? - You'll give him the job? 184 00:08:22,359 --> 00:08:23,993 I'll give him the job. 185 00:08:24,148 --> 00:08:26,135 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 186 00:08:31,431 --> 00:08:33,021 - Tell me something. - What? 187 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:35,371 Why is it so important to you that I like him? 188 00:08:35,843 --> 00:08:36,841 Well. 189 00:08:37,383 --> 00:08:40,210 I just think that he's Luke's nephew, and we like Luke... 190 00:08:40,421 --> 00:08:44,293 we eat at Luke's every day, we see Jess when we eat there every day... 191 00:08:44,625 --> 00:08:47,577 and that it just might make things nicer if you liked him. 192 00:08:47,788 --> 00:08:49,344 - And that's the only reason? - Yes. 193 00:08:49,495 --> 00:08:51,052 - It's all about Luke and the diner. - Yes. 194 00:08:51,076 --> 00:08:52,509 - It's got nothing to do with you. - No. 195 00:08:52,533 --> 00:08:55,485 So you and Jess aren't... friends? 196 00:08:55,862 --> 00:08:57,451 Yeah, we're friends. 197 00:08:57,610 --> 00:08:58,643 Uh-huh. 198 00:08:58,776 --> 00:08:59,808 I mean... 199 00:08:59,941 --> 00:09:02,246 we're not good friends, but we're friends. 200 00:09:02,438 --> 00:09:05,345 We're friendly. But that doesn't mean that... 201 00:09:05,559 --> 00:09:09,385 we're friends in the traditional Webster's Dictionary definition of "friends." 202 00:09:09,638 --> 00:09:10,636 Right. 203 00:09:10,762 --> 00:09:12,518 - "Friendish" might be a better term. - Okay. 204 00:09:12,635 --> 00:09:14,191 "Friendish." Got it. 205 00:09:14,382 --> 00:09:16,494 And walk. And pump your arms and walk. 206 00:09:16,671 --> 00:09:19,657 And shoulders back, tuchis in. Think about that double chin. 207 00:09:21,209 --> 00:09:23,320 And walk. And tummies tight and walk. 208 00:09:23,498 --> 00:09:24,769 Match me, sweetheart. 209 00:09:25,120 --> 00:09:26,437 [Blaring rock music] 210 00:09:34,401 --> 00:09:35,594 Jess? 211 00:09:45,222 --> 00:09:48,731 How can anyone sleep through that? It's like the Huns are attacking. 212 00:09:48,968 --> 00:09:53,237 You're oblivious. That's why you lie there while the rest of the world is going deaf. 213 00:09:55,711 --> 00:09:56,823 Great. 214 00:09:58,749 --> 00:09:59,942 Damn it. 215 00:10:05,241 --> 00:10:06,911 - Damn it. Damn it. - Whoa, geez! 216 00:10:07,114 --> 00:10:09,340 - What the hell! - I can't stand it! I'm going crazy! 217 00:10:09,528 --> 00:10:11,674 This place is awful! I can't live like this anymore. 218 00:10:11,859 --> 00:10:14,209 - Just relax. - I can't relax. I can't sleep. 219 00:10:14,398 --> 00:10:17,985 I'm having nightmares about being chased around by boxes with arms... 220 00:10:18,351 --> 00:10:21,144 and they tackle me and pile clothing on top of my face... 221 00:10:21,348 --> 00:10:23,264 and secure it around my head with packing tape... 222 00:10:23,346 --> 00:10:26,173 and I'm just lying there choking as you sit in the corner laughing... 223 00:10:26,384 --> 00:10:28,939 - gelling your hair with a switchblade! - Should I be putting... 224 00:10:29,131 --> 00:10:31,021 - a tongue depressor in your mouth? - We're moving. 225 00:10:31,045 --> 00:10:32,078 - What? - Tomorrow. 226 00:10:32,211 --> 00:10:34,640 - What are you talking... - I'm talking about us going out... 227 00:10:34,833 --> 00:10:36,820 - and finding a new place to live. - But I... 228 00:10:36,997 --> 00:10:40,029 No buts! 10:00 am tomorrow, I want you up, washed, moussed... 229 00:10:40,243 --> 00:10:42,515 and ready to leave. End of story. 230 00:10:43,073 --> 00:10:44,743 Now go back to bed. 231 00:10:46,028 --> 00:10:47,141 What? 232 00:10:47,277 --> 00:10:49,344 I need the music on to sleep. 233 00:10:53,852 --> 00:10:55,203 [Blaring rock music] 234 00:11:04,258 --> 00:11:05,934 - Forget it. - Why? What was wrong with it? 235 00:11:06,005 --> 00:11:07,356 - It was pink. - We can paint it. 236 00:11:07,504 --> 00:11:09,729 - You mean I can paint it. - We can paint it together. 237 00:11:09,918 --> 00:11:11,850 Great. Then we can hold hands and skip afterwards. 238 00:11:11,874 --> 00:11:13,827 - Fine. Which one do you like? - The one before. 239 00:11:13,996 --> 00:11:15,273 - The one with two fridges. - No. 240 00:11:15,411 --> 00:11:17,127 The one before was the one with two fridges. 241 00:11:17,159 --> 00:11:18,829 No, it was the one with the cat. 242 00:11:18,990 --> 00:11:19,584 I hate cats. 243 00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:21,499 I don't think the cat came with the place. 244 00:11:21,696 --> 00:11:23,921 It had carpeting, so it'll always smell like a cat. 245 00:11:24,110 --> 00:11:25,542 - Clean the carpet. - Paint the pink. 246 00:11:25,566 --> 00:11:27,916 - Fine, the one next to the bank. - Too many windows. 247 00:11:28,105 --> 00:11:30,250 - What? - Six windows, all on one side... 248 00:11:30,436 --> 00:11:32,343 3:00 pm, we're sitting in an oven. 249 00:11:32,518 --> 00:11:35,072 - So we get curtains. - You'll have to help me put them up. 250 00:11:35,264 --> 00:11:37,250 Great. Then we can hold hands and skip afterwards. 251 00:11:37,428 --> 00:11:38,984 - Stop saying that. - I don't care. 252 00:11:39,134 --> 00:11:41,598 - Pick whichever one you want. - I'm not picking by myself. 253 00:11:41,799 --> 00:11:44,480 - Your the one who wants to move. - So you like living the way we do. 254 00:11:44,504 --> 00:11:46,457 - Fine by me. - No space, no privacy? 255 00:11:46,626 --> 00:11:47,659 I got plenty of privacy. 256 00:11:47,792 --> 00:11:50,346 Because I'm downstairs in the dark watching a two-inch TV. 257 00:11:50,538 --> 00:11:52,888 - You had a problem, you make the choice. - Jess, come on. 258 00:11:53,076 --> 00:11:55,192 - I have to go. - We got three more places to look at. 259 00:11:55,283 --> 00:11:57,837 I'm supposed to be at Lorelai's in 20 minutes, remember? 260 00:11:58,030 --> 00:11:59,858 - Yeah. - If you want me to bail on her, fine. 261 00:12:00,028 --> 00:12:02,491 - No, you go. I'll look at the places. - Good idea. 262 00:12:02,691 --> 00:12:05,200 I'll take some Polaroids, and you can look at them later. 263 00:12:05,396 --> 00:12:07,951 Take a Polaroid, paint a still picture, whatever you want. 264 00:12:08,143 --> 00:12:09,460 Jess, come on. 265 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:12,745 Nobody asked me if I wanted to move to Stars Hollow, but I'm here. 266 00:12:12,971 --> 00:12:15,046 Pick whatever place you want, and I'll be there, too. 267 00:12:19,464 --> 00:12:21,609 - Mom? - Come here. Come here. Come here. 268 00:12:21,794 --> 00:12:24,144 - I'm here. What's the matter? - Sit. Sit. Sit. 269 00:12:25,082 --> 00:12:26,558 Okay, that should do it. 270 00:12:26,705 --> 00:12:28,181 - Do what? - Wait. 271 00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:33,192 - What are we waiting for? - Patience, grasshopper. 272 00:12:34,405 --> 00:12:36,312 - Are we close? - Very close. 273 00:12:37,027 --> 00:12:38,060 Hmm. 274 00:12:38,192 --> 00:12:39,668 Getting closer. 275 00:12:40,190 --> 00:12:42,222 - Should I get chips? - Ready? 276 00:12:43,021 --> 00:12:44,018 LORELAI: And. 277 00:12:44,144 --> 00:12:45,222 [Pig squealing radio alarm] 278 00:12:45,684 --> 00:12:47,432 The clock is grunting. 279 00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:52,143 This is a state-of-the-art CD clock radio that enables you to wake up to... 280 00:12:52,385 --> 00:12:54,768 - the barnyard animal of your choice. - That is great. 281 00:12:54,965 --> 00:12:56,361 I have selected the Perky Piggies. 282 00:12:56,505 --> 00:12:58,934 You might choose the Cheery Chickens or the Goofy Goats. 283 00:12:59,127 --> 00:13:00,803 This is as close to a farm as I wanna get. 284 00:13:00,874 --> 00:13:01,872 Amen, sister friend. 285 00:13:01,999 --> 00:13:03,067 [Knocking at the door] 286 00:13:03,205 --> 00:13:04,238 I'll get it. 287 00:13:04,371 --> 00:13:05,439 [Knocking at the door] 288 00:13:08,782 --> 00:13:10,100 - Hey. - Here. 289 00:13:11,530 --> 00:13:12,847 - The Shags? - Trust me. 290 00:13:12,986 --> 00:13:15,019 Okay. You're very punctual. 291 00:13:15,192 --> 00:13:17,780 Yeah, well, It was this or continue apartment hunting with Luke. 292 00:13:17,981 --> 00:13:19,934 - You're moving? - I don't know. 293 00:13:20,103 --> 00:13:21,221 Luke flipped out last night. 294 00:13:21,310 --> 00:13:24,738 Next thing I know, he's dragging me all over town, measuring square footage. 295 00:13:24,973 --> 00:13:26,926 - It's crazy. - A new place might be nice. 296 00:13:27,095 --> 00:13:28,889 More space. Maybe you'll get your own room. 297 00:13:29,051 --> 00:13:30,402 - You changed your hair. - What? 298 00:13:30,549 --> 00:13:33,103 - Your hair looks different. - Segue way is not your thing, huh? 299 00:13:33,296 --> 00:13:36,407 - Is it? - No, I wear it like this a lot. 300 00:13:36,792 --> 00:13:37,790 Why? 301 00:13:37,916 --> 00:13:39,664 - Just looks different. - Oh. 302 00:13:40,205 --> 00:13:41,432 Bad different? 303 00:13:41,578 --> 00:13:43,134 Hey, ducks! 304 00:13:43,701 --> 00:13:44,927 We just got a new alarm clock. 305 00:13:45,075 --> 00:13:48,265 Bet I know the lead story in tomorrow's Stars Hollow Gazette. 306 00:13:48,654 --> 00:13:49,847 Did you hear the ducks? 307 00:13:49,985 --> 00:13:53,891 'Cause they are great. Jess, you're here. 308 00:13:55,230 --> 00:13:56,422 Terrific. 309 00:13:57,352 --> 00:14:01,072 So... Would you like to come in? 310 00:14:01,264 --> 00:14:02,615 Yeah. Come on in. 311 00:14:02,763 --> 00:14:05,715 Sorry, I was just so excited about the ducks that... 312 00:14:05,926 --> 00:14:07,243 Do you want something to drink? 313 00:14:07,382 --> 00:14:10,731 You have good timing, 'cause we shopped yesterday, and in addition to... 314 00:14:10,961 --> 00:14:13,470 a case of Maybelline Fresh Lash mascara... 315 00:14:13,667 --> 00:14:17,095 I also bought some of that new freaky Coke with the lemon in it. 316 00:14:17,371 --> 00:14:19,040 It's very addictive. 317 00:14:19,702 --> 00:14:21,178 - You can sit, you know. - No, thanks. 318 00:14:21,325 --> 00:14:23,516 - So, Jess, what's new? - Not much. 319 00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:25,809 Jess and Luke are looking for an apartment. 320 00:14:25,986 --> 00:14:28,211 - Oh. You guys see anything good yet? - Nope. 321 00:14:29,274 --> 00:14:32,181 You know, there's some really cool places over on Peach. 322 00:14:32,395 --> 00:14:33,905 Or on Plum. 323 00:14:34,851 --> 00:14:36,168 Orange. 324 00:14:36,849 --> 00:14:40,039 Basically, any of your fruit-named streets are pretty nice. 325 00:14:41,843 --> 00:14:44,556 Okay, I guess you should get started. 326 00:14:45,131 --> 00:14:49,559 There's a ladder right out front and some buckets and gloves and stuff on the porch. 327 00:14:49,834 --> 00:14:52,059 If you need anything else just walk against the wind. 328 00:14:52,248 --> 00:14:53,962 Come on. I'll show you. 329 00:14:57,159 --> 00:14:59,748 - I'm trying. - Keep it up. 330 00:15:07,356 --> 00:15:08,707 - Question. - Yes? 331 00:15:08,854 --> 00:15:12,158 You come over. You seem to have a very firm grasp of the English language. 332 00:15:12,392 --> 00:15:15,696 You put together several full sentences even using a couple of words that... 333 00:15:15,929 --> 00:15:18,642 contain two or more syllables. And then my mother appears. 334 00:15:18,843 --> 00:15:20,879 Suddenly, we need a thought bubble over your head... 335 00:15:20,965 --> 00:15:22,918 to understand what you're thinking. Why? 336 00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:24,484 The verbal thing comes and goes. 337 00:15:24,628 --> 00:15:27,421 I would appreciate it if you would try to get along with my mom. 338 00:15:27,624 --> 00:15:29,339 - I took the Coke. - I know. 339 00:15:29,497 --> 00:15:32,687 I think it's a little crazy to put lemon in Coke, but I took it anyhow. 340 00:15:32,910 --> 00:15:35,464 - Stop it. - Ooooh. Stern face. 341 00:15:35,657 --> 00:15:37,530 Look, I went out on a limb for you... 342 00:15:37,697 --> 00:15:40,211 trying to get my mom to give you the benefit of the doubt, okay. 343 00:15:40,276 --> 00:15:42,232 I don't think it would hurt you to try to be nice. 344 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:43,671 - Why? - Why? 345 00:15:43,815 --> 00:15:44,812 Yeah. Why? 346 00:15:44,980 --> 00:15:47,489 Because she's my mom, and she's a friend of Luke's. 347 00:15:47,685 --> 00:15:49,002 - So? - What do you mean "so"? 348 00:15:49,141 --> 00:15:53,171 Because she's your mom or Luke's friend doesn't mean I have to get along with her. 349 00:15:53,428 --> 00:15:56,732 Jess, my mother is a great person. She's also my best friend in the world. 350 00:15:56,966 --> 00:16:01,190 So if you care about me at all, you will consider that and be mildly polite to her. 351 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,652 What makes you think I care about you? 352 00:16:03,999 --> 00:16:07,348 I don't mean care, care, like a "care." 353 00:16:07,579 --> 00:16:10,769 I mean if you like me at all... Not "like," like. I just meant that if... 354 00:16:11,699 --> 00:16:13,890 If you think of me remotely... 355 00:16:14,072 --> 00:16:17,103 as the sort of person that you could occasionally stand to talk to... 356 00:16:17,318 --> 00:16:19,473 then you will try to get along with my mom. That's all. 357 00:16:19,565 --> 00:16:21,234 - Okay. - Okay. 358 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,751 I can't guarantee that it'll work, but I'll try. 359 00:16:23,936 --> 00:16:25,922 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 360 00:16:26,266 --> 00:16:28,252 I should probably get to work. 361 00:16:28,430 --> 00:16:30,655 Right. Sorry. Go ahead. 362 00:16:53,485 --> 00:16:56,232 RORY: inherit the Wind. Seventy-five cents. DEAN: Great. 363 00:16:56,482 --> 00:16:58,753 Here's a copy of Rilke's Letters to a Young Poet... 364 00:16:58,937 --> 00:17:00,492 which I already have, but in hardback. 365 00:17:00,643 --> 00:17:04,344 This is a paperback. It fits perfectly in a coat pocket, and it's only $1. 366 00:17:04,598 --> 00:17:05,790 - Opinions? - Get it. 367 00:17:05,929 --> 00:17:07,723 - You look bored. - I'm fine. 368 00:17:07,886 --> 00:17:10,077 Sure you don't want to look? They have great stuff. 369 00:17:10,257 --> 00:17:11,927 - I looked. - For five minutes. 370 00:17:12,089 --> 00:17:14,234 No, I looked for 20 minutes, and then I stopped... 371 00:17:14,420 --> 00:17:16,372 and you continued for another two hours. 372 00:17:16,542 --> 00:17:18,495 It has not been that long. 373 00:17:19,663 --> 00:17:20,980 - Sorry. - No big deal. 374 00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:22,188 - Let's go. - Are you done? 375 00:17:22,327 --> 00:17:24,756 - I've looked enough. - You're not done. 376 00:17:24,949 --> 00:17:26,618 No, I'm fine, really. Let's go. 377 00:17:26,780 --> 00:17:29,005 Rory, stop it. You want to keep looking. I know you. 378 00:17:29,194 --> 00:17:30,625 No, I want to hang out with you. 379 00:17:30,776 --> 00:17:32,002 - Are you sure? - Yes. 380 00:17:32,150 --> 00:17:34,341 I'll just pay for these, and then we can go. 381 00:17:34,522 --> 00:17:36,871 I thought we could go see The Lord of the Rings again. 382 00:17:37,060 --> 00:17:38,253 - Okay. - What? 383 00:17:38,392 --> 00:17:39,390 Nothing. 384 00:17:39,516 --> 00:17:41,264 - I thought you loved it. - I do. 385 00:17:41,431 --> 00:17:43,065 You said you wanted to see it 100 times. 386 00:17:43,220 --> 00:17:45,173 Yes, and we're being very literal these days. 387 00:17:45,342 --> 00:17:47,538 - We'll see something else. - Lord of the Rings is fine. 388 00:17:47,631 --> 00:17:48,744 Can you help me with these? 389 00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:52,861 - I'll give you 50 cents. - It's 65. 390 00:17:53,042 --> 00:17:53,800 Fifty-five cents. 391 00:17:53,812 --> 00:17:55,676 Kirk, it's for charity. There's no haggling. 392 00:17:55,872 --> 00:17:59,256 No, there's always haggling. Sixty cents. That's my final offer. 393 00:17:59,493 --> 00:18:01,128 - I'm sorry, I can't. - Fine. 394 00:18:01,282 --> 00:18:03,360 Kirk, come on, cough up another nickel. 395 00:18:03,372 --> 00:18:05,665 Forget it. It's the principle of the thing. 396 00:18:07,609 --> 00:18:08,833 Wow. You made out like a bandit. 397 00:18:08,857 --> 00:18:10,367 You've got great stuff this year. 398 00:18:10,522 --> 00:18:12,555 Did you see the astronomy section over there? 399 00:18:12,728 --> 00:18:13,760 Yeah. 400 00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:15,210 - Didn't find anything? - Nope. 401 00:18:15,350 --> 00:18:17,199 - Wait. I didn't see you look over there. - I did. 402 00:18:17,223 --> 00:18:19,130 - Go look. - I told you, I'm done. 403 00:18:19,304 --> 00:18:20,301 [Dean sighs] 404 00:18:20,802 --> 00:18:22,835 - Where's your bracelet? - What? 405 00:18:23,008 --> 00:18:24,404 You're not wearing your bracelet. 406 00:18:24,547 --> 00:18:25,943 - Oh. - Where is it? 407 00:18:26,504 --> 00:18:28,219 - I took it off. - Why? 408 00:18:28,751 --> 00:18:31,578 Well, because I got this weird rash on my wrist. 409 00:18:31,790 --> 00:18:34,663 - From the bracelet? - No, just a fluke thing. 410 00:18:34,869 --> 00:18:37,095 Actually, I think my Spanish midterm gave it to me. 411 00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:38,358 Oh. 412 00:18:38,491 --> 00:18:40,781 But it's getting better. It's almost gone. 413 00:18:40,793 --> 00:18:41,159 Good. 414 00:18:41,362 --> 00:18:44,553 As soon as it's completely gone, that bracelet goes right back on. 415 00:18:46,773 --> 00:18:47,771 So a... 416 00:18:48,271 --> 00:18:49,383 - compromise. - What? 417 00:18:49,519 --> 00:18:52,153 You go look at the astronomy section, we'll see Lord of the Rings. 418 00:18:52,350 --> 00:18:54,461 On the way home, we'll rent Autumn in New York... 419 00:18:54,639 --> 00:18:55,677 and mock it all afternoon. 420 00:18:55,803 --> 00:18:57,473 - With full-on impressions? - Yes. 421 00:18:57,636 --> 00:18:58,633 Deal. 422 00:18:58,759 --> 00:19:00,429 Go. I'll wait here. 423 00:19:01,173 --> 00:19:03,206 Smiling. Not at all bored. 424 00:19:09,455 --> 00:19:11,204 - Sixty-two cents. - Get out of here, Kirk. 425 00:19:11,369 --> 00:19:12,367 Damn! 426 00:19:51,199 --> 00:19:52,267 [Banging] 427 00:19:52,406 --> 00:19:53,439 Jess. 428 00:19:56,943 --> 00:19:57,940 Hey, Jess. 429 00:19:58,441 --> 00:20:00,236 Sorry. Too loud? 430 00:20:00,397 --> 00:20:02,145 No, it's fine. It's just... 431 00:20:03,061 --> 00:20:05,252 I got a ton of leftover Chinese food in the kitchen. 432 00:20:05,433 --> 00:20:06,870 I thought you might like some lunch. 433 00:20:06,931 --> 00:20:08,521 - No, thanks. - Okay. 434 00:20:13,799 --> 00:20:15,513 Chinese sounds great. 435 00:20:16,628 --> 00:20:17,775 Really? 436 00:20:18,793 --> 00:20:20,859 - If you're sure you have enough. - There's plenty. 437 00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:23,708 Rory and I decided to take on the chicken column last night. 438 00:20:23,912 --> 00:20:25,183 Ambitious. 439 00:20:25,618 --> 00:20:28,286 It's all out on the table, so come in when you're ready. 440 00:20:28,490 --> 00:20:31,442 - I'm ready now. - Okay. Then I'll see you inside. 441 00:20:38,937 --> 00:20:40,969 [Door opening and closing] 442 00:20:44,263 --> 00:20:45,296 So um... 443 00:20:45,429 --> 00:20:47,302 Basically, everything here is chicken. 444 00:20:47,468 --> 00:20:50,137 You've got garlic chicken, Kung Pao chicken, Szechwan chicken... 445 00:20:50,340 --> 00:20:53,372 chicken in brown sauce, which looks like the Szechwan chicken... 446 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:56,255 except it's got these red peppers, and if you eat them, you die. 447 00:20:56,583 --> 00:20:58,014 - Plate? - I thought I'd... 448 00:20:58,165 --> 00:20:59,959 Soap's on the counter. 449 00:21:00,162 --> 00:21:02,467 So, when was the last time you had those gutters cleaned? 450 00:21:02,660 --> 00:21:03,693 It's been a while. 451 00:21:03,824 --> 00:21:06,379 Yeah, I found an "I like Ike" bumper sticker up there. 452 00:21:06,572 --> 00:21:09,398 - Is it really bad? - It won't be by tomorrow. 453 00:21:09,693 --> 00:21:11,362 I like hearing that. 454 00:21:11,691 --> 00:21:15,641 - You guys aren't too hot on vegetables. - There's green pepper in the Kung Pao. 455 00:21:15,895 --> 00:21:17,121 My mistake. 456 00:21:17,268 --> 00:21:19,493 - So, are you a healthy eater like Luke? - No. 457 00:21:19,681 --> 00:21:21,510 No one's a healthy eater like Luke. 458 00:21:21,679 --> 00:21:24,234 Euell Gibbons wasn't a healthy eater like Luke. 459 00:21:24,426 --> 00:21:27,061 It's been ages since I heard a good Euell Gibbons reference. 460 00:21:27,256 --> 00:21:29,479 - Many parts of the pine tree are edible. - That's right. 461 00:21:29,503 --> 00:21:32,330 I wonder what the research process was like to get that information. 462 00:21:32,542 --> 00:21:34,687 - I'd say fairly painful. - Here. 463 00:21:37,578 --> 00:21:39,803 - How's school? - It's still there. 464 00:21:41,907 --> 00:21:43,701 You on any teams or anything? 465 00:21:43,863 --> 00:21:45,055 No, no. 466 00:21:45,736 --> 00:21:48,244 - Not a jersey guy? - Definitely not a jersey guy. 467 00:21:48,441 --> 00:21:50,796 Though the thought of throwing a ball at some jock's head... 468 00:21:50,855 --> 00:21:51,967 isn't entirely unappealing. 469 00:21:54,517 --> 00:21:57,628 Look, I'm not really good at this small-talk thing. 470 00:21:57,847 --> 00:21:59,402 You're doing okay. 471 00:21:59,886 --> 00:22:01,873 - Cold egg roll? - Why not? 472 00:22:06,587 --> 00:22:08,256 - Bad? - Oh, yeah. 473 00:22:10,748 --> 00:22:13,178 RORY: Mom! LORELAI: Here, right here. What? 474 00:22:13,537 --> 00:22:14,535 RORY: Mom! 475 00:22:15,077 --> 00:22:16,075 What's going on? 476 00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:17,716 - I don't know where it is. - Where what is? 477 00:22:17,740 --> 00:22:18,773 My bracelet. It's gone. 478 00:22:18,906 --> 00:22:20,382 What are you talking about? 479 00:22:20,529 --> 00:22:22,005 How could I lose that bracelet? 480 00:22:22,153 --> 00:22:24,219 Tell me which bracelet. Maybe I stole it from you. 481 00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:25,398 Dean's bracelet. 482 00:22:25,524 --> 00:22:26,623 - The one he made you? - Yes. 483 00:22:26,647 --> 00:22:27,680 - It's gone? - Yes. 484 00:22:27,813 --> 00:22:28,912 - Where? - I don't know where. 485 00:22:28,936 --> 00:22:30,120 If I knew where, I would have it. 486 00:22:30,144 --> 00:22:32,051 When did you first notice it was gone? 487 00:22:32,224 --> 00:22:33,948 When he pointed out that I wasn't wearing it. 488 00:22:33,972 --> 00:22:35,050 Not good. What did you say? 489 00:22:35,179 --> 00:22:37,450 That I had a rash and had to take it off until it healed. 490 00:22:37,635 --> 00:22:40,098 - Nice save, Gretzky. - It's not here. It's not here. God. 491 00:22:40,298 --> 00:22:42,285 Let's retrace your steps. 492 00:22:42,462 --> 00:22:45,051 When was the last time you remember wearing it? 493 00:22:45,251 --> 00:22:46,808 - I don't know. - Think hard. Yesterday? 494 00:22:46,958 --> 00:22:48,309 - I don't know. - The day before? 495 00:22:48,455 --> 00:22:49,613 - The day before that? - Yeah. 496 00:22:49,705 --> 00:22:51,976 - Really? - No. I don't remember. I can't remember. 497 00:22:52,159 --> 00:22:53,511 Help me move the couch. 498 00:22:53,658 --> 00:22:55,009 What about your locker at school? 499 00:22:55,156 --> 00:22:56,587 I don't know why it would be there. 500 00:22:56,738 --> 00:22:59,292 I never take it off at school. I never take it off at all. 501 00:22:59,485 --> 00:23:00,802 - Anything? - Just Grandma's pen. 502 00:23:00,942 --> 00:23:02,451 Leave it there. It makes life fun. 503 00:23:02,606 --> 00:23:04,639 - I'm gonna freak out now. - We'll find it. 504 00:23:04,812 --> 00:23:07,605 - I'll have to tell Dean that I lost it. - Let's not go there yet. 505 00:23:07,809 --> 00:23:09,449 - He made it for me. - He'll make another one. 506 00:23:09,473 --> 00:23:11,030 - He's gonna be mad. - He'll understand. 507 00:23:11,097 --> 00:23:12,165 How do you know? 508 00:23:12,303 --> 00:23:14,858 Looking at the track record, all signs point to he'll understand. 509 00:23:15,050 --> 00:23:16,720 - Did you look in your room? - No. 510 00:23:16,882 --> 00:23:18,551 I'll check the car, and don't worry. 511 00:23:18,713 --> 00:23:20,520 If worse comes to worse and we can't find it... 512 00:23:20,544 --> 00:23:21,661 we'll follow Dean to work... 513 00:23:21,709 --> 00:23:23,980 hide behind the cantaloupes, jump him, blind him... 514 00:23:24,165 --> 00:23:25,163 and he'll never find out. 515 00:23:25,289 --> 00:23:27,241 RORY: As long as we have a plan. 516 00:23:44,725 --> 00:23:46,792 Who is Randy Meenge? 517 00:23:46,972 --> 00:23:49,606 LORELAI: Let me see. Maintenance. 518 00:23:50,385 --> 00:23:52,292 Are you going to be down there long? 519 00:23:52,841 --> 00:23:54,876 LORELAI: I just want to make sure Rory's bracelet... 520 00:23:55,047 --> 00:23:56,557 didn't get kicked behind something. 521 00:23:56,711 --> 00:23:59,346 And so earlier when you asked me to look for the bracelet... 522 00:23:59,541 --> 00:24:02,573 and I told you I did look, and I did not find it, you... 523 00:24:02,787 --> 00:24:03,985 LORELAI: Just double-checking. 524 00:24:04,078 --> 00:24:07,029 Yes, though another theory is that you did not believe me. 525 00:24:07,241 --> 00:24:08,239 LORELAI: I did, too. 526 00:24:08,364 --> 00:24:10,034 No. I believe you thought I was lying... 527 00:24:10,196 --> 00:24:12,626 that I did not actually get down on my hands and knees... 528 00:24:12,818 --> 00:24:15,565 in a brand-new Donna Karan suit, and crawl around on a floor... 529 00:24:15,772 --> 00:24:18,724 where people who have stepped in mud and garbage and animal waste... 530 00:24:18,936 --> 00:24:21,081 have been traipsing all day long. 531 00:24:21,808 --> 00:24:24,113 - It's not there. - No? Why, I'm shocked. 532 00:24:24,305 --> 00:24:26,258 Okay. I'm sorry I doubted you, Michel. 533 00:24:26,469 --> 00:24:28,217 That means a lot. Thank you. 534 00:24:28,550 --> 00:24:31,820 We turned the house upside down. Rory's having a heart attack. It's awful. 535 00:24:32,046 --> 00:24:35,191 As soon as my dry-cleaning bill is paid, you will have my sympathies. 536 00:24:35,417 --> 00:24:36,735 I will pay for your suit, Michel. 537 00:24:36,874 --> 00:24:37,942 [Phone rings] 538 00:24:38,081 --> 00:24:40,226 Independence Inn, Michel speaking. 539 00:24:40,412 --> 00:24:43,046 Hold on, please. It's for you. 540 00:24:43,658 --> 00:24:44,725 Lorelai here. 541 00:24:44,865 --> 00:24:46,713 - I don't want a wood-burning fireplace... - Luke? 542 00:24:46,737 --> 00:24:48,407 But if I take an apartment with one... 543 00:24:48,569 --> 00:24:51,396 even though I could give a rat's ass about it... 544 00:24:51,607 --> 00:24:54,193 I have to pay an extra $200 a month for it. 545 00:24:54,205 --> 00:24:54,956 Yeah but... 546 00:24:55,311 --> 00:24:57,502 Three of the places make you put down a $500 deposit... 547 00:24:57,684 --> 00:24:58,991 if you have a dog! Can you believe it? 548 00:24:59,015 --> 00:25:00,931 - You don't have a dog. - I know, but it's wrong. 549 00:25:01,096 --> 00:25:02,811 - Agreed. What else? - Parking! 550 00:25:03,302 --> 00:25:06,129 How can people ask you for a monthly fee for a parking space? 551 00:25:06,340 --> 00:25:08,645 They're making money off your rent, off your utilities... 552 00:25:08,838 --> 00:25:10,983 when you use their coin-operated washer and dryer. 553 00:25:11,168 --> 00:25:13,075 That's cash directly in their pocket... 554 00:25:13,249 --> 00:25:15,445 and by the way, it's not even that good a parking space. 555 00:25:15,539 --> 00:25:17,650 It's out in the open under one of those trees... 556 00:25:17,828 --> 00:25:20,133 that drops the sap on your car that eats away your paint. 557 00:25:20,324 --> 00:25:21,800 - Luke. - Who's gonna pay for my car? 558 00:25:21,948 --> 00:25:25,059 Where's my $500 paint-killing, tree-sap deposit? 559 00:25:25,277 --> 00:25:26,503 You haven't found a place yet? 560 00:25:26,651 --> 00:25:28,002 And I've been looking all day. 561 00:25:28,149 --> 00:25:30,135 - There wasn't one place you liked? - No. 562 00:25:30,313 --> 00:25:33,265 Not one place that gave you a little feeling of: 563 00:25:33,518 --> 00:25:35,551 "That has a nice vibe about it." 564 00:25:35,723 --> 00:25:36,823 I don't use the word "vibe." 565 00:25:36,847 --> 00:25:37,845 Luke. 566 00:25:38,804 --> 00:25:40,995 Maybe one place wasn't so bad. 567 00:25:41,176 --> 00:25:42,447 Good! Describe it to me. 568 00:25:42,591 --> 00:25:45,861 I don't know. It had walls with a kind of a floor with a light. 569 00:25:46,087 --> 00:25:48,721 Okay. Hold on here, mister. If you tell me it's got a roof... 570 00:25:48,917 --> 00:25:50,194 I'm stealing that baby from you. 571 00:25:50,290 --> 00:25:52,640 I just can't tell anymore. I need a second opinion. 572 00:25:52,871 --> 00:25:54,228 Want me to look at your apartment? 573 00:25:54,369 --> 00:25:56,674 - It's not my apartment, and yes. - Done. 574 00:25:56,908 --> 00:25:58,179 - Now. - What? 575 00:25:58,365 --> 00:25:59,716 - Please. - Well. 576 00:25:59,863 --> 00:26:01,818 I promised the woman I'd give her an answer today. 577 00:26:01,943 --> 00:26:03,260 Okay, give me the address. 578 00:26:03,442 --> 00:26:06,269 62½, B Street, and that's another thing... 579 00:26:06,521 --> 00:26:08,031 what's with this "half" business? 580 00:26:08,187 --> 00:26:10,900 Why do all these apartments have this "half" thing going? 581 00:26:11,100 --> 00:26:14,290 It's stupid. If 62 is taken, move on to 63. 582 00:26:14,512 --> 00:26:16,465 Luke, I'll meet you in 20-and-a-half minutes. 583 00:26:16,636 --> 00:26:18,112 - Thank you. - Bye. 584 00:26:18,841 --> 00:26:22,065 Michel, I have to go out for a little while. Cover the desk for me. 585 00:26:23,045 --> 00:26:24,113 What? 586 00:26:24,585 --> 00:26:26,730 I'll say I'll cover the desk... 587 00:26:26,916 --> 00:26:28,902 but how will you know if I'm actually doing it? 588 00:26:29,079 --> 00:26:30,077 I trust you, Michel. 589 00:26:30,203 --> 00:26:32,479 I mean, it's just as possible I say I'll cover the desk... 590 00:26:32,576 --> 00:26:34,007 and the moment you stepped away... 591 00:26:34,157 --> 00:26:36,712 I'll put some fruit on my head and join a conga line somewhere. 592 00:26:36,904 --> 00:26:38,494 I believe you looked for the bracelet. 593 00:26:38,652 --> 00:26:40,807 And while I am shaking it to the Miami Sound Machine... 594 00:26:40,858 --> 00:26:45,365 the phones here, they would ring and ring, and no one to answer, no one to assist. 595 00:26:45,644 --> 00:26:46,915 Okay. Bye. 596 00:26:48,141 --> 00:26:49,731 It's a very quiet street... 597 00:26:49,890 --> 00:26:51,922 and the owner keeps the building up beautifully. 598 00:26:52,095 --> 00:26:53,968 He hasn't remodeled it at all. 599 00:26:54,134 --> 00:26:58,040 Plus, I bet he could be persuaded to give the floor a little spruce if you like. 600 00:26:58,297 --> 00:27:00,125 - We'd like a spruce. - Spruce is unnecessary. 601 00:27:00,294 --> 00:27:01,725 Never turn down a spruce. 602 00:27:01,876 --> 00:27:04,181 - She's right. Listen to her. - Yeah, listen to me. 603 00:27:04,373 --> 00:27:07,199 - You rarely give me a choice. - Come here so I can lick your face. 604 00:27:07,411 --> 00:27:10,284 I went over the square footage and the details of the lease... 605 00:27:10,490 --> 00:27:12,874 with your husband this morning. Did he fill you in? 606 00:27:13,071 --> 00:27:17,021 - What? No... - He didn't, but you know how men are. 607 00:27:17,275 --> 00:27:18,944 The minute that ball game comes on... 608 00:27:19,106 --> 00:27:21,377 all the realities of life just go right out the window. 609 00:27:21,562 --> 00:27:22,595 Don't I know it. 610 00:27:22,726 --> 00:27:24,602 I could answer the door wrapped in cellophane... 611 00:27:24,641 --> 00:27:27,990 but unless I was wearing a Yankees cap, he wouldn't even notice. 612 00:27:28,554 --> 00:27:31,108 Don't be embarrassed, Snuffy. I'm just teasing. 613 00:27:31,300 --> 00:27:32,368 It'd be a Mets cap. 614 00:27:32,507 --> 00:27:36,538 Mary, could you possibly leave me and little missus alone... 615 00:27:36,794 --> 00:27:37,941 for just a minute? 616 00:27:38,084 --> 00:27:40,798 - Why, of course. - I promise we won't do anything dirty. 617 00:27:41,206 --> 00:27:43,760 If my husband and I looked anything like the two of you... 618 00:27:43,953 --> 00:27:45,065 we'd never get dressed. 619 00:27:45,201 --> 00:27:46,427 You are bad. 620 00:27:46,574 --> 00:27:48,607 Let me leave this rental agreement with you... 621 00:27:48,780 --> 00:27:50,415 in case you decide to fill it out. 622 00:27:50,570 --> 00:27:51,716 Thanks. 623 00:27:52,318 --> 00:27:54,112 I hope you take it. 624 00:27:54,274 --> 00:27:57,464 It's got a great vibe for a nice couple like you two. 625 00:27:57,686 --> 00:27:58,833 [Mary laughs] 626 00:27:59,019 --> 00:28:01,413 - Thirteen different shades of red. - What is wrong with you? 627 00:28:01,516 --> 00:28:03,231 - You make it too easy. - By standing here? 628 00:28:03,389 --> 00:28:05,183 Relax, Snuffy. What do you think? 629 00:28:05,345 --> 00:28:06,537 She used the word "vibe." 630 00:28:06,676 --> 00:28:08,153 - About the apartment? - I don't know. 631 00:28:08,258 --> 00:28:09,972 Break it down. List your concerns. 632 00:28:10,131 --> 00:28:12,276 - It's too big. - It's not too big. Next. 633 00:28:12,462 --> 00:28:14,970 - I don't need two bathrooms. - Yes, you do. Next. 634 00:28:15,167 --> 00:28:17,682 - I like being on the bottom floor. - Top floor's quieter. Next. 635 00:28:17,789 --> 00:28:21,013 You know, I think this would be easier if you listed your concerns first. 636 00:28:21,243 --> 00:28:22,390 Okay. 637 00:28:22,533 --> 00:28:24,203 - I don't have any. It's great. - You do? 638 00:28:24,365 --> 00:28:28,112 Yeah, it's light and airy, it's got good windows... 639 00:28:28,361 --> 00:28:30,869 but not too many so that the sun bakes you in the afternoon. 640 00:28:31,066 --> 00:28:32,134 Thank you. 641 00:28:32,272 --> 00:28:33,989 Your close to work, the price seems good... 642 00:28:34,145 --> 00:28:36,337 you're taking the spruce, and it's a two-year lease. 643 00:28:36,517 --> 00:28:38,663 - I don't know. - Luke, you need to do this. 644 00:28:38,848 --> 00:28:41,083 You and Jess will kill each other in your place of yours. 645 00:28:41,179 --> 00:28:43,814 But who knows how long he's gonna be here? 646 00:28:44,009 --> 00:28:46,473 - Why? Did something happen? - No, but you never know. 647 00:28:46,673 --> 00:28:49,466 I think his mom sending his stuff is a pretty good sign. 648 00:28:49,669 --> 00:28:51,860 Even if he does stay, it'll only be for another year... 649 00:28:52,042 --> 00:28:55,584 and then he'll go off to college or Attica, and it'll just be me again. 650 00:28:55,829 --> 00:28:58,781 I'll be stuck in a new apartment, probably with neighbors I hate... 651 00:28:58,992 --> 00:29:02,341 who are constantly cooking really strong-smelling food. 652 00:29:02,571 --> 00:29:03,569 Okay. Back up here. 653 00:29:03,695 --> 00:29:05,840 Yes, Jess may go off somewhere someday... 654 00:29:06,026 --> 00:29:08,410 but that doesn't mean you will be alone forever. 655 00:29:08,607 --> 00:29:11,718 - I am not getting a pet. - I'm talking about a lady friend. 656 00:29:12,352 --> 00:29:14,258 - A red-hot mama. - Okay. 657 00:29:14,433 --> 00:29:17,817 Big, pretty dish of loving with a spoon made especially for you. 658 00:29:18,053 --> 00:29:20,086 Boy, do I not feel good now. 659 00:29:20,302 --> 00:29:23,572 Luke, Rachel's not the only woman in the world for you. 660 00:29:23,797 --> 00:29:27,146 You'll meet someone someday, probably at a Timberland store. 661 00:29:27,376 --> 00:29:29,760 You'll ask her out, you'll pick her up... 662 00:29:29,957 --> 00:29:32,864 take her on a patented "Luke Danes night of romance." 663 00:29:33,078 --> 00:29:34,761 Juice bar, followed by the batting cages... 664 00:29:34,785 --> 00:29:36,851 and then you'll ask her back to your apartment. 665 00:29:37,032 --> 00:29:38,668 Any amount of money if you stop right now. 666 00:29:38,780 --> 00:29:43,241 You'll bring her back to your place, lead her upstairs to the apartment door. 667 00:29:44,190 --> 00:29:46,574 You pause, gaze into her eyes. 668 00:29:47,312 --> 00:29:49,617 The stage is set. Fate is waiting. 669 00:29:50,308 --> 00:29:54,532 You open the door, and she sees your teeny, tiny apartment... 670 00:29:54,804 --> 00:29:58,028 one room and no closet space, and Jess' feet sticking up in the air... 671 00:29:58,258 --> 00:30:00,563 - 'cause you never got rid of the body... - Stop, please. 672 00:30:00,755 --> 00:30:03,264 And, to make matters worse, she spots it... 673 00:30:03,793 --> 00:30:05,383 the single bed! 674 00:30:05,542 --> 00:30:06,724 What's wrong with a single bed? 675 00:30:06,748 --> 00:30:08,224 - You know what they say. - No. What? 676 00:30:08,372 --> 00:30:10,245 Never, ever date a guy who owns a single bed. 677 00:30:10,410 --> 00:30:12,010 - It means he's not open to commitment. - What? 678 00:30:12,034 --> 00:30:14,497 It says, "There's no room in this life for anybody but me." 679 00:30:14,697 --> 00:30:16,730 It says, "No room in this bed for anyone but me." 680 00:30:16,903 --> 00:30:19,099 - That's not much better. - This discussion is now over. 681 00:30:19,275 --> 00:30:22,148 Luke, as long as you're in that apartment, you'll have a single bed. 682 00:30:22,356 --> 00:30:24,944 Don't you want the possibility of more? 683 00:30:25,352 --> 00:30:28,576 Come on, Luke, it's time. Make a move, take a shot. 684 00:30:28,807 --> 00:30:31,361 Entertain the possibility of a non-Unabomber existence. 685 00:30:31,553 --> 00:30:33,063 What do you say? 686 00:30:33,717 --> 00:30:35,670 - You got a pen? - Of course. 687 00:30:37,214 --> 00:30:39,882 - I'm not taking the spruce. - Yes, you are. 688 00:30:52,571 --> 00:30:53,639 - Hey. - Hey. 689 00:30:55,027 --> 00:30:57,934 - Did you get lost? - No, I was looking at Rory's books. 690 00:30:58,481 --> 00:31:01,627 I wanted to see if she had Franny and Zooey. She does. 691 00:31:01,852 --> 00:31:03,885 - Okay. - I was gonna get it for her if she didn't. 692 00:31:04,058 --> 00:31:06,284 - That's very nice of you. - Yeah. 693 00:31:08,927 --> 00:31:11,311 Okay. I should probably get back to work. 694 00:31:11,507 --> 00:31:12,505 Mm-hmm. 695 00:31:18,999 --> 00:31:19,997 [Door closes] 696 00:31:28,697 --> 00:31:29,968 Luke! Good. 697 00:31:30,112 --> 00:31:32,178 I was on my way to the diner to talk to you. 698 00:31:32,359 --> 00:31:33,636 Go on over. I'll meet you there. 699 00:31:33,774 --> 00:31:35,885 Stop it. This isn't gonna make you mad. 700 00:31:36,063 --> 00:31:38,527 I just have a couple of questions about your application. 701 00:31:38,727 --> 00:31:41,282 - I called your bank. - What application? 702 00:31:41,473 --> 00:31:44,539 Your application for the apartment. Now you have two accounts... 703 00:31:44,761 --> 00:31:47,951 - How did you get my application? - Mary gave it to me, of course. 704 00:31:48,174 --> 00:31:49,571 I'm assuming one of the accounts... 705 00:31:49,715 --> 00:31:51,667 Why would Mary give you my application? 706 00:31:51,837 --> 00:31:52,915 Because I own the building. 707 00:31:53,003 --> 00:31:54,559 When did you buy an apartment building? 708 00:31:54,667 --> 00:31:56,700 I bought this one about two months ago. 709 00:31:56,873 --> 00:31:59,144 I look at a thousand apartments, I choose yours. How? 710 00:31:59,537 --> 00:32:01,251 Count yourself lucky. 711 00:32:01,534 --> 00:32:04,441 With me as the owner, there is a level of quality control... 712 00:32:04,656 --> 00:32:06,165 that is sorely lacking in this town. 713 00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:08,193 For example, at all my properties... 714 00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:11,391 we measure the grass before, during, and after mowing... 715 00:32:11,606 --> 00:32:13,831 to attain a perfect 1 .5-inch height... 716 00:32:14,020 --> 00:32:16,245 which is pleasing to the eye and good for the grass. 717 00:32:16,433 --> 00:32:17,626 All of your properties? 718 00:32:17,766 --> 00:32:18,949 - Ten in all. - Ten properties? 719 00:32:18,973 --> 00:32:20,483 What, are you buying up the town? 720 00:32:20,637 --> 00:32:22,590 Not yet, but someday, who knows? 721 00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:24,191 Why isn't anyone stopping you? 722 00:32:24,342 --> 00:32:26,170 Because, my friend, people are lazy... 723 00:32:26,339 --> 00:32:29,325 they don't want to think about the proper fabric for an awning... 724 00:32:29,544 --> 00:32:31,451 or the correct historical color for a building. 725 00:32:31,625 --> 00:32:34,532 They just slap any old thing up on a wall and sleep like babies. 726 00:32:34,746 --> 00:32:37,619 But soon, hopefully, the city council will put an end to that. 727 00:32:37,827 --> 00:32:40,335 You can't tell people what color to paint their buildings. 728 00:32:40,532 --> 00:32:41,565 Someone has to. 729 00:32:41,696 --> 00:32:43,692 No, they don't. We don't live in a fascist country. 730 00:32:43,820 --> 00:32:46,567 This isn't about the fascists, who, by the way... 731 00:32:46,774 --> 00:32:49,204 had their faults, but their parks were spotless. 732 00:32:49,396 --> 00:32:51,224 I have to get out of here. 733 00:32:51,394 --> 00:32:52,586 Wait a minute. 734 00:32:54,225 --> 00:32:56,177 Luke, hold it! I still need to talk to you. 735 00:32:56,347 --> 00:32:58,423 Just tear up the application, Taylor. I'm not moving. 736 00:32:58,511 --> 00:33:00,861 - What? Why? - 'Cause I'm a 2-inch-grass kind of guy. 737 00:33:01,050 --> 00:33:03,638 That's too bad. I need to talk to you about something else. 738 00:33:03,838 --> 00:33:05,146 - What? - I'm thinking of purchasing... 739 00:33:05,170 --> 00:33:06,607 the flower shop next to the diner... 740 00:33:06,668 --> 00:33:09,256 but we need to talk about that sign of yours. 741 00:33:09,457 --> 00:33:10,728 What about my sign? 742 00:33:10,872 --> 00:33:13,937 You have a diner, but you never took down the "Williams Hardware" sign. 743 00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:15,352 That was my father's sign. 744 00:33:15,492 --> 00:33:17,717 I understand that you have a sentimental attachment... 745 00:33:17,906 --> 00:33:19,654 to the sign, but it confuses the tourists. 746 00:33:19,820 --> 00:33:20,966 Back off the sign, Taylor. 747 00:33:21,110 --> 00:33:24,891 If I buy the building next to that sign, I run the risk of people being so busy... 748 00:33:25,147 --> 00:33:27,816 trying to figure out if you sell hammers or burgers... 749 00:33:28,019 --> 00:33:31,085 that they never notice the nice collectible-plate store next door. 750 00:33:31,307 --> 00:33:34,214 - Collectible plates? - Isn't that a great idea? 751 00:33:34,428 --> 00:33:37,574 Elvis, The Beatles, Mary Poppins. All the greats! 752 00:33:37,799 --> 00:33:40,945 You can hang them on the wall, or buy a little stand and set them up... 753 00:33:41,171 --> 00:33:44,997 You need to get away from me now. At least a good arm-swinging length away. 754 00:33:45,249 --> 00:33:47,077 It's people like you who keep this town... 755 00:33:47,247 --> 00:33:49,597 from becoming one of the great towns in America! 756 00:33:49,786 --> 00:33:50,853 Arm-swinging length! 757 00:33:50,993 --> 00:33:54,025 I wouldn't have approved your application anyway. 758 00:34:07,349 --> 00:34:09,256 - You look good. - I'm fine. 759 00:34:10,013 --> 00:34:11,081 Talk. 760 00:34:12,219 --> 00:34:14,047 - I lost my bracelet. - Uh-huh. 761 00:34:14,466 --> 00:34:16,691 - Dean gave it to me. - How thoughtful. 762 00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:18,514 I've been all over town looking for it. 763 00:34:18,670 --> 00:34:20,702 I've been to Lane's, I've been to Luke's... 764 00:34:20,875 --> 00:34:23,305 I've been to the bus stop, I've been to Miss Patty's... 765 00:34:23,497 --> 00:34:25,689 and I've circled Stars Hollow twice, and nothing. 766 00:34:25,870 --> 00:34:28,016 I have no idea what I'm going to do. 767 00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:30,267 - It's really that big a deal? - What do you mean? 768 00:34:30,448 --> 00:34:33,036 I know it's got an "I've been pinned, Bye Bye Birdie"... 769 00:34:33,237 --> 00:34:35,825 kind of implication to it, but it was just a bracelet. 770 00:34:36,025 --> 00:34:37,739 I don't think Dean will see it that way. 771 00:34:37,898 --> 00:34:39,567 You didn't lose it on purpose. 772 00:34:39,729 --> 00:34:42,840 I know, but things have been a little weird between us lately... 773 00:34:43,059 --> 00:34:44,376 and you couldn't care less. 774 00:34:44,515 --> 00:34:45,946 Yes, I could. 775 00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:48,712 I just think Dean will read something into this. 776 00:34:48,885 --> 00:34:50,554 - Should he? - No. 777 00:34:52,257 --> 00:34:53,813 I think you should keep looking. 778 00:34:53,963 --> 00:34:55,757 - Where? - Anywhere. 779 00:34:56,002 --> 00:34:58,197 Things you lose are usually right in front of your face. 780 00:34:58,375 --> 00:35:00,407 - Check the house again. - I've checked the house. 781 00:35:00,580 --> 00:35:02,296 It's probably laying in your room somewhere. 782 00:35:02,370 --> 00:35:04,198 I tore that room apart. It's not there. 783 00:35:04,368 --> 00:35:08,115 Fine. Give up. No biggie. Dean will just have to get over it. 784 00:35:09,487 --> 00:35:11,121 I'll go look again. 785 00:35:14,606 --> 00:35:15,957 You do that. 786 00:35:19,309 --> 00:35:20,978 Where have you been? 787 00:35:21,515 --> 00:35:23,105 Scouring the town. 788 00:35:23,387 --> 00:35:25,135 - Nothing, huh? - Not yet. 789 00:35:25,302 --> 00:35:26,812 I'm gonna check my room again. 790 00:35:26,967 --> 00:35:29,350 Haven't you already looked in there 1,000 times? 791 00:35:29,547 --> 00:35:31,182 RORY: A thousand and one. 792 00:35:32,627 --> 00:35:33,854 Mom, come here, hurry. 793 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,829 Rory? Are you okay? 794 00:35:37,829 --> 00:35:39,339 - I found it! - What? 795 00:35:39,495 --> 00:35:41,131 I looked under the bed, and there it was. 796 00:35:41,284 --> 00:35:42,918 I thought I had looked under the bed... 797 00:35:43,074 --> 00:35:45,027 but I don't know, maybe I was too panicked. 798 00:35:45,197 --> 00:35:46,546 I don't know. Who cares? I got it. 799 00:35:46,570 --> 00:35:49,874 - That is amazing! - Put it on. Make it tight. 800 00:35:50,107 --> 00:35:51,697 I'm cutting off circulation here, baby. 801 00:35:51,855 --> 00:35:54,410 Look at it. It looks even better than before, doesn't it. 802 00:35:54,602 --> 00:35:56,397 I think the time away from home did it good. 803 00:35:56,558 --> 00:35:58,474 - When I return, we celebrate. - Where you going? 804 00:35:58,556 --> 00:35:59,987 To tell Lane she can stop praying. 805 00:36:20,614 --> 00:36:22,521 - Leaving? - Yeah, all done. 806 00:36:22,820 --> 00:36:24,614 You weren't gonna come get your money? 807 00:36:24,776 --> 00:36:26,093 I figured I'd get it eventually. 808 00:36:26,233 --> 00:36:28,069 It's not like I don't know where you guys live. 809 00:36:28,148 --> 00:36:30,577 That's true. You certainly do know where we live. 810 00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:32,628 Here. 811 00:36:35,140 --> 00:36:37,047 After all, you earned it. 812 00:36:38,136 --> 00:36:39,169 Thanks. 813 00:36:39,302 --> 00:36:41,175 You took it, didn't you? 814 00:36:41,340 --> 00:36:42,338 Excuse me? 815 00:36:42,464 --> 00:36:44,497 Rory's bracelet. You had it the whole time. 816 00:36:44,670 --> 00:36:46,146 No idea what you're talking about. 817 00:36:46,294 --> 00:36:48,439 - How'd you get it? - I didn't get anything. 818 00:36:48,624 --> 00:36:50,179 Did you break into our house? 819 00:36:50,330 --> 00:36:52,714 You dressed in black, and pulled a Mission: Impossible? 820 00:36:52,911 --> 00:36:54,943 I came down the chimney and pulled a Santa Claus. 821 00:36:55,117 --> 00:36:56,150 Very funny. 822 00:36:56,282 --> 00:36:58,394 A ridiculous accusation deserved such a response. 823 00:36:58,571 --> 00:37:01,637 It's just a coincidence I catch you coming out of Rory's room... 824 00:37:01,858 --> 00:37:05,082 a half an hour before she mysteriously finds the bracelet under her bed? 825 00:37:05,313 --> 00:37:06,903 - Guess so. - Why would you do this? 826 00:37:07,061 --> 00:37:08,094 I gotta go. 827 00:37:08,227 --> 00:37:10,577 I know you hate the world, but I thought you liked Rory. 828 00:37:10,765 --> 00:37:12,083 - I didn't do anything. - Bull. 829 00:37:12,222 --> 00:37:13,255 Whatever. 830 00:37:13,388 --> 00:37:14,695 Don't "whatever" me, you little jerk. 831 00:37:14,719 --> 00:37:16,626 You let Rory run around completely panicked... 832 00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:19,435 thinking she lost the bracelet. She was miserable. Understand? 833 00:37:19,630 --> 00:37:20,663 I didn't take it. 834 00:37:20,796 --> 00:37:22,987 I'm sure you're jealous of Dean because he's great... 835 00:37:23,168 --> 00:37:24,962 and Rory's madly in love with him. 836 00:37:25,124 --> 00:37:27,792 But you taking the bracelet didn't hurt Dean, it hurt Rory. 837 00:37:27,995 --> 00:37:30,107 That bracelet is the most precious thing she owns. 838 00:37:30,285 --> 00:37:32,556 She never takes it off. It means everything to her. 839 00:37:32,740 --> 00:37:34,807 And you stealing it was unbelievably cruel. 840 00:37:34,987 --> 00:37:36,702 - The most precious thing she owns? - Yes! 841 00:37:36,860 --> 00:37:38,972 If it's the most precious thing she owns... 842 00:37:39,150 --> 00:37:42,261 why did it take her two weeks to figure out it was gone, huh? 843 00:37:42,479 --> 00:37:45,148 You might want to reevaluate how madly in love she is. 844 00:37:45,351 --> 00:37:46,702 I wouldn't call him "son" yet. 845 00:37:46,849 --> 00:37:48,722 - Get out of here. - You read my mind. 846 00:38:05,162 --> 00:38:06,638 [Knocking at the door] 847 00:38:16,149 --> 00:38:19,295 I just spent $100,000, and it's all your fault! 848 00:38:20,977 --> 00:38:22,010 Good. 849 00:38:22,850 --> 00:38:24,519 I ran into Taylor at the market. 850 00:38:24,681 --> 00:38:27,474 I found out he owns the building that apartment was in. 851 00:38:27,678 --> 00:38:28,710 No way. 852 00:38:28,843 --> 00:38:30,910 - That and several others in town. - So weird. 853 00:38:31,090 --> 00:38:32,760 He's systematically buying up the town. 854 00:38:32,921 --> 00:38:35,828 He'll turn it into Taylorville, where everyone wears cardigans... 855 00:38:36,044 --> 00:38:38,315 - and have the same grass height. - Do you want to sit? 856 00:38:38,499 --> 00:38:40,928 Then he said he'll buy the building next to the diner... 857 00:38:41,121 --> 00:38:42,238 turn it into a plate shop... 858 00:38:42,369 --> 00:38:44,719 for freaks who don't have the brainpower to collect stamps! 859 00:38:44,908 --> 00:38:46,225 - I lost it! - I can't picture it. 860 00:38:46,365 --> 00:38:49,112 I walked around in a blind rage. I was crazy. 861 00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:52,466 I bought a Belgian waffle with ice cream dipped in chocolate. 862 00:38:52,691 --> 00:38:54,519 - You ate that? - No, I didn't eat it. 863 00:38:54,689 --> 00:38:56,120 - I'm upset, not suicidal. - Right. 864 00:38:56,270 --> 00:38:59,222 I had to do something. I had your voice going round in my head. 865 00:38:59,434 --> 00:39:01,023 It's like the Small World song. 866 00:39:01,181 --> 00:39:04,133 "Take a chance, Luke. Make a move. Can't have a single bed." 867 00:39:04,344 --> 00:39:05,979 So I bought the building! 868 00:39:06,134 --> 00:39:07,361 You what? 869 00:39:07,507 --> 00:39:09,184 Went to the bank, got a cashier's check... 870 00:39:09,256 --> 00:39:11,288 signed the papers, and I bought the building. 871 00:39:11,461 --> 00:39:12,811 - Wow. - I am the building's owner. 872 00:39:12,835 --> 00:39:14,266 - I heard. - I own the building. 873 00:39:14,417 --> 00:39:16,801 Okay, don't worry, you can still get out of it. 874 00:39:16,997 --> 00:39:18,667 You can tell them you lost your mind. 875 00:39:18,828 --> 00:39:21,655 - Or I bet you could sell it to Taylor. - Yeah. 876 00:39:21,866 --> 00:39:23,694 Relax. You can still get out of this... 877 00:39:23,863 --> 00:39:25,796 - Okay. - Unless you don't want to get out of this. 878 00:39:25,820 --> 00:39:29,521 No, I want to get out of this. Why would I not want to get out of this? 879 00:39:29,774 --> 00:39:32,725 Owning that building gives you some options. 880 00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:34,587 Like? 881 00:39:34,726 --> 00:39:36,361 Like you could expand Luke's... 882 00:39:36,516 --> 00:39:38,389 - if you wanted to. - Yeah. 883 00:39:38,763 --> 00:39:41,749 - Or you could rent it to someone else. - Yeah. 884 00:39:42,010 --> 00:39:44,473 Someone else who might drive Taylor crazy. 885 00:39:44,674 --> 00:39:45,866 I should think about this. 886 00:39:46,005 --> 00:39:48,435 - Sure, sleep on it. - Sleep on it. Right, right. 887 00:39:48,627 --> 00:39:51,534 - Do you want some tea? - Tea's good. Sure. Yeah. 888 00:39:56,369 --> 00:39:57,720 Hey, Luke... 889 00:39:59,282 --> 00:40:01,665 does Jess ever talk to you about Rory? 890 00:40:01,862 --> 00:40:03,133 What do you mean? 891 00:40:03,277 --> 00:40:06,864 They seem to be thrown together quite a lot lately. 892 00:40:07,106 --> 00:40:09,536 I was just trying to figure out if that's a coincidence... 893 00:40:09,728 --> 00:40:11,036 Or if there's something going on? 894 00:40:11,060 --> 00:40:12,207 - Yeah. - I don't know. 895 00:40:12,351 --> 00:40:14,985 - Jess doesn't exactly confide in me. - Right. 896 00:40:15,181 --> 00:40:17,535 Of course, if there was something on, I think it'd be great. 897 00:40:17,636 --> 00:40:18,704 You do? 898 00:40:18,843 --> 00:40:22,385 Yeah! Rory's a great kid. She'd be really good for Jess. 899 00:40:22,922 --> 00:40:24,432 Yeah, she would. 900 00:40:24,586 --> 00:40:26,186 You think there may be something going on? 901 00:40:26,210 --> 00:40:27,641 I don't know. 902 00:40:28,041 --> 00:40:29,710 Boy, that would be great. 903 00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:32,873 Yeah. Great. 904 00:40:36,490 --> 00:40:37,807 [Blaring rock music] 905 00:41:03,958 --> 00:41:06,751 That's your room. Finish up. 906 00:41:06,955 --> 00:41:09,066 We'll hold hands and skip afterwards.