1 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:05,772 Tell me what happened. 2 00:00:05,856 --> 00:00:08,316 We just broke up. 3 00:00:08,900 --> 00:00:10,609 I don't understand. 4 00:00:10,652 --> 00:00:14,071 We went to dinner, and then we walked by the bonfire... 5 00:00:14,155 --> 00:00:15,531 but it wasn't lit. 6 00:00:15,656 --> 00:00:19,534 So we went to this junkyard, and we sat in this car and... Oh, God! 7 00:00:19,952 --> 00:00:22,579 - What? - I forgot your meatball in the car. 8 00:00:22,663 --> 00:00:24,039 Honey, forget it. 9 00:00:24,122 --> 00:00:26,582 I can't believe I left your meatball in the car. 10 00:00:26,666 --> 00:00:28,334 Okay, come on. 11 00:00:28,418 --> 00:00:31,379 After I told the waiter to wrap it up and everything. 12 00:00:31,462 --> 00:00:34,423 And everyone was like, 'What do you want with one meatball?' 13 00:00:34,507 --> 00:00:36,425 I said, 'It's a mother-daughter thing. ' 14 00:00:36,509 --> 00:00:38,927 I'm sure he thought I was nuts, but he was so nice. 15 00:00:39,011 --> 00:00:40,971 And he did it anyway. 16 00:00:41,179 --> 00:00:44,431 He brought one of those little tinfoil swans or a duck... 17 00:00:44,516 --> 00:00:48,102 or some kind of bird and then I left it in the car. 18 00:00:48,186 --> 00:00:51,147 Forget about the meatball. Just tell me what happened. 19 00:00:51,230 --> 00:00:52,689 He just broke up with me. 20 00:00:52,773 --> 00:00:56,067 This doesn't make any sense. This is Dean we're talking about. 21 00:00:56,151 --> 00:00:58,653 He's crazy about you. He calls 25 times a day. 22 00:00:58,737 --> 00:01:02,198 The cover of his notebook is one step away from stalker material. 23 00:01:02,240 --> 00:01:04,241 - I have to go to bed. - Wait. 24 00:01:04,325 --> 00:01:06,493 - Take me through the night step by step. - Why? 25 00:01:06,536 --> 00:01:08,412 So I can help decipher what happened here. 26 00:01:08,496 --> 00:01:12,291 We broke up. He didn't wanna be my boyfriend anymore, end of story. 27 00:01:12,374 --> 00:01:14,292 - So not end of story. - Yes, it is. 28 00:01:14,376 --> 00:01:17,086 He did not plan a romantic evening complete with dinner... 29 00:01:17,170 --> 00:01:19,296 and a junkyard which we'll get back to later... 30 00:01:19,381 --> 00:01:22,008 - and then suddenly decide to dump you. - How do you know? 31 00:01:22,050 --> 00:01:25,678 I've read every Nancy Drew mystery, the one about the Amish country, twice. 32 00:01:25,720 --> 00:01:27,554 I know there's more to the story. 33 00:01:27,638 --> 00:01:30,140 - What are you doing? - Getting rid of all his stuff. 34 00:01:30,224 --> 00:01:32,934 - What stuff? - Everything he gave me and touched. 35 00:01:33,018 --> 00:01:34,102 Everything he looked at. 36 00:01:34,186 --> 00:01:36,646 Will you just calm down for just one second? 37 00:01:36,730 --> 00:01:38,523 He doesn't wanna be my boyfriend, fine. 38 00:01:38,606 --> 00:01:40,149 Okay, it will be fine, but... 39 00:01:40,233 --> 00:01:41,484 - What? - Mine. 40 00:01:42,819 --> 00:01:45,321 - Is there someone else? - No. 41 00:01:45,404 --> 00:01:47,364 - Is he moving? - No. 42 00:01:47,406 --> 00:01:50,408 Is he dying? Did his football team lose a game? 43 00:01:50,492 --> 00:01:52,410 - What? - It's happened. 44 00:01:52,494 --> 00:01:55,997 - Did he try something? - What? 45 00:01:56,081 --> 00:01:58,541 - Did he want to... - What? 46 00:01:58,583 --> 00:02:00,960 Did he want to go faster than you? 47 00:02:01,085 --> 00:02:03,378 - God, no! - Okay, I'm sorry. 48 00:02:03,462 --> 00:02:06,172 You're just not giving me much to go off of here. 49 00:02:06,257 --> 00:02:08,425 That's your fancy dress that I made for you. 50 00:02:08,509 --> 00:02:11,386 That I wore to a dance that I went to with him. 51 00:02:12,220 --> 00:02:13,637 The sweater's brand-new. 52 00:02:13,722 --> 00:02:17,058 - He saw me in it yesterday and liked it. - Then he's got good taste. 53 00:02:17,100 --> 00:02:19,393 He said it brought out the blue in my eyes. 54 00:02:19,435 --> 00:02:20,727 Then he's gay. 55 00:02:20,770 --> 00:02:23,105 - You're not funny and it goes. - I'm a little funny. 56 00:02:23,189 --> 00:02:25,357 If you throw away everything he saw you wear... 57 00:02:25,441 --> 00:02:28,235 you're gonna be walking around in a towel. 58 00:02:28,402 --> 00:02:32,572 Colonel Clucker? Are you serious? He has been with you since you were four. 59 00:02:32,655 --> 00:02:35,073 The first time Dean came over, he picked it up. 60 00:02:35,158 --> 00:02:36,492 That's not the Colonel's fault. 61 00:02:36,576 --> 00:02:39,578 He was sitting, minding his own business, and a guy picks him up. 62 00:02:39,662 --> 00:02:40,871 What's a stuffed bird to do? 63 00:02:40,955 --> 00:02:43,790 I don't want to joke about this, not now. 64 00:02:43,874 --> 00:02:46,501 Here, I don't want to look at that anymore. 65 00:02:47,085 --> 00:02:50,254 - I'll put it away. - No, take it out of the house. 66 00:02:50,630 --> 00:02:54,425 Throw it in a dumpster, burn it, I don't care. I want it gone. 67 00:02:57,303 --> 00:02:59,304 Someday when this is all in the past... 68 00:02:59,388 --> 00:03:01,765 you may be sorry you don't have those things. 69 00:03:01,807 --> 00:03:03,892 I don't care! 70 00:03:03,976 --> 00:03:06,269 - Okay, fine. It's gone. - Thank you. 71 00:03:07,145 --> 00:03:10,356 I'll take care of it, and you go to bed. Get some rest. 72 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:13,401 Maybe you'll feel more like talking in the morning. 73 00:03:13,818 --> 00:03:15,486 Honey, good night. 74 00:03:20,490 --> 00:03:21,866 - Mom. - Yeah. 75 00:03:22,284 --> 00:03:24,452 Far, far away from the house, okay? 76 00:03:24,536 --> 00:03:27,455 - Hey, it sleeps with the fishes. - Thank you. 77 00:04:51,907 --> 00:04:53,700 Mom, get up. 78 00:04:55,285 --> 00:04:58,663 - Rory, what's the matter? - Nothing. I just want to get started. 79 00:04:58,746 --> 00:05:01,707 I listed all the things we say we're gonna do on weekends... 80 00:05:01,791 --> 00:05:02,917 but when it comes around... 81 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:05,752 you say they're too boring to actually do on a weekend day. 82 00:05:05,836 --> 00:05:09,756 Then you say we'll do them during the week which, of course, we never do. 83 00:05:10,090 --> 00:05:13,885 I think we should get them all out of the way today once and for all. 84 00:05:14,093 --> 00:05:18,221 And to make it interesting, we should come up with a reward system. 85 00:05:18,347 --> 00:05:20,807 So once we're done with everything on the list... 86 00:05:20,891 --> 00:05:22,600 we could go get manicures. 87 00:05:22,768 --> 00:05:26,229 Or we could go to that Swiss place for fondue for dinner... 88 00:05:26,313 --> 00:05:30,358 or we could stuff our purses full of Sour Patch Kids and Milk Duds... 89 00:05:30,442 --> 00:05:33,277 and go see the Stars Hollow elementary school production... 90 00:05:33,361 --> 00:05:35,696 of Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? 91 00:05:35,780 --> 00:05:37,489 - It's 6:00. - I know. 92 00:05:37,573 --> 00:05:39,741 - On Saturday morning. - That's right. 93 00:05:40,659 --> 00:05:42,410 It's 6:00 on Saturday morning! 94 00:05:42,452 --> 00:05:45,830 - Do you want to wear docks or sneakers? - I want to wear slippers. 95 00:05:45,914 --> 00:05:48,583 - Up, please! - Rory, my heart. 96 00:05:49,250 --> 00:05:52,794 - It is Saturday, the day of rest. - Sunday is the day of rest. 97 00:05:52,879 --> 00:05:55,840 - No, Saturday is the day of pre-rest. - Pre-rest? 98 00:05:55,923 --> 00:05:58,425 Yeah, so that way when you actually get to Sunday... 99 00:05:58,509 --> 00:06:01,219 you're rested enough to enjoy your rest. 100 00:06:01,303 --> 00:06:02,929 That makes absolutely no sense. 101 00:06:03,013 --> 00:06:05,682 That's because it's 6:00 on Saturday morning. 102 00:06:05,765 --> 00:06:07,725 - Oh, jeez! - Up, please! 103 00:06:07,976 --> 00:06:10,770 - You made a rhyme. - I'll see you downstairs. 104 00:06:36,835 --> 00:06:40,379 - Hello. Did you rearrange the furniture? - Yes. 105 00:06:40,463 --> 00:06:43,549 Good. I thought we were having a problem with decorator elves. 106 00:06:43,633 --> 00:06:47,928 I was gonna have to call an exterminator and tent the place. But it was just you. 107 00:06:48,012 --> 00:06:51,306 So was there any reason that you suddenly felt the need... 108 00:06:51,348 --> 00:06:53,975 to move around large pieces of furniture in the morning? 109 00:06:54,059 --> 00:06:58,146 - I was up. It was there. - Okay, good thought process. Great. 110 00:06:59,022 --> 00:07:02,108 Now I noticed that you didn't move the TV though. 111 00:07:02,191 --> 00:07:04,151 - It was too heavy. - Right, okay. 112 00:07:04,569 --> 00:07:06,821 Well, I like this. This is good. 113 00:07:06,904 --> 00:07:10,448 Of course when the sofa faced the TV, it was a little easier to watch. 114 00:07:10,532 --> 00:07:14,285 But this is good, too. It'll be like radio. 115 00:07:14,369 --> 00:07:17,955 - Are you ready to go? - I am. Just one quick sec. 116 00:07:19,249 --> 00:07:21,334 Why don't you... Could you put the pen down? 117 00:07:21,417 --> 00:07:22,876 I'm just finishing the list. 118 00:07:22,960 --> 00:07:25,587 Yes, I see. As much as I love your list... 119 00:07:25,671 --> 00:07:29,841 let's just finish this particular one in a little while, okay? 120 00:07:30,300 --> 00:07:31,300 Okay. 121 00:07:32,260 --> 00:07:35,179 I'm concerned about you. I wish you would talk to me. 122 00:07:35,221 --> 00:07:37,681 I don't want to deal with it right now. 123 00:07:37,724 --> 00:07:39,475 I can't deal with it right now. 124 00:07:39,559 --> 00:07:43,979 Fair enough. But listen, I've had my heart broken before. 125 00:07:44,521 --> 00:07:46,105 It's really hard. 126 00:07:46,190 --> 00:07:49,776 It's hard for everyone, so can I give you a little advice? 127 00:07:49,901 --> 00:07:51,027 Okay. 128 00:07:51,111 --> 00:07:53,905 I think what you really need to do today is wallow. 129 00:07:54,405 --> 00:07:57,199 - Wallow? - Yeah. Get back in your pajamas... 130 00:07:57,241 --> 00:08:00,702 go to bed, eat nothing but gallons of ice cream and tons of pizza... 131 00:08:00,744 --> 00:08:04,622 don't take a shower, or shave your legs, or put on any kind of makeup at all. 132 00:08:04,706 --> 00:08:07,875 Just sit in the dark, watch a sad movie and have a good long cry... 133 00:08:07,918 --> 00:08:10,128 and just wallow. You need to wallow. 134 00:08:10,211 --> 00:08:13,547 - No. - Rory, your first love is intense... 135 00:08:13,631 --> 00:08:16,383 and your first breakup even more intense. 136 00:08:16,425 --> 00:08:20,803 Shoving it away and ignoring it while you make lists is not going to help. 137 00:08:20,929 --> 00:08:22,680 I don't want to wallow. 138 00:08:23,098 --> 00:08:25,183 - Try it for one day. - No. 139 00:08:25,267 --> 00:08:27,227 One day of pizza and pajamas. 140 00:08:27,310 --> 00:08:31,647 I'll rent Love Story and The Champ, An Affair to Remember, Ishtar. 141 00:08:31,731 --> 00:08:35,067 - I don't want to be that kind of girl. - The kind who watches Ishtar? 142 00:08:35,151 --> 00:08:38,028 The girl who falls apart because she doesn't have a boyfriend. 143 00:08:38,112 --> 00:08:39,571 That hardly applies to you. 144 00:08:39,655 --> 00:08:41,948 - It will, if I wallow. - Not true. 145 00:08:42,282 --> 00:08:45,785 So I used to have a boyfriend and now I don't. 146 00:08:45,869 --> 00:08:47,954 That's just the way it is. 147 00:08:48,037 --> 00:08:50,163 Sitting in the dark eating junk food... 148 00:08:50,248 --> 00:08:53,000 and not shaving my legs isn't gonna change that, is it? 149 00:08:53,084 --> 00:08:55,794 - No. - So I don't even want to go there. 150 00:08:56,337 --> 00:08:59,715 I have things to do. I have school and Harvard to think about. 151 00:08:59,756 --> 00:09:01,590 Harvard's three years away. 152 00:09:01,675 --> 00:09:04,344 But now is the time to be preparing for it. 153 00:09:04,427 --> 00:09:07,096 I mean, Harvard is hard to get into... 154 00:09:07,138 --> 00:09:10,557 and I don't know why I even spend my time thinking about anything else. 155 00:09:10,641 --> 00:09:12,100 Because you have a pulse. 156 00:09:12,184 --> 00:09:14,602 And you're not the president of the audiovisual club. 157 00:09:14,686 --> 00:09:17,772 I'm 16. I have the rest of my life to have a boyfriend. 158 00:09:17,856 --> 00:09:20,108 I should be keeping my eye on the prize right now. 159 00:09:20,150 --> 00:09:22,443 - I admire your attitude. - Thank you. 160 00:09:22,485 --> 00:09:25,779 So should we rent Old Yeller, too? Or is it just a guy's crying movie? 161 00:09:25,863 --> 00:09:27,072 You're not listening to me. 162 00:09:27,156 --> 00:09:29,950 I am listening to you. I just don't agree with you. 163 00:09:30,034 --> 00:09:32,619 I don't want to wallow, and you can't make me. 164 00:09:32,703 --> 00:09:34,621 - Okay, fine. - Thank you. 165 00:09:35,747 --> 00:09:37,999 - So that must be the list. - Yes, it is. 166 00:09:38,083 --> 00:09:39,876 May I see it, please? 167 00:09:43,921 --> 00:09:46,423 - We do not need a garden hose. - We don't have one. 168 00:09:46,507 --> 00:09:47,924 We don't have a garden either. 169 00:09:47,967 --> 00:09:49,968 But maybe if we have a hose, we can grow one. 170 00:09:50,052 --> 00:09:51,678 - Could I see the pen for a sec? - Why? 171 00:09:51,762 --> 00:09:53,388 Small adjustment. 172 00:10:00,895 --> 00:10:03,605 It's on the list. Don't you have to do it if it's there? 173 00:10:03,689 --> 00:10:04,856 I am not going to wallow. 174 00:10:04,940 --> 00:10:07,734 But I put it after going to the recycling center. 175 00:10:08,444 --> 00:10:10,946 What are these people doing up? It's Saturday morning. 176 00:10:10,988 --> 00:10:13,156 - Some people like getting up early. - You lie. 177 00:10:13,240 --> 00:10:15,074 - No, they do it voluntarily. - Really? 178 00:10:15,158 --> 00:10:17,118 - Every day. - Jump back. 179 00:10:17,201 --> 00:10:18,243 Excuse me? 180 00:10:18,328 --> 00:10:21,497 Kevin Bacon in Footloose, reaction to the no-dancing-in-town rule... 181 00:10:21,539 --> 00:10:23,999 as revealed by Chris Penn, Sean's brother, sage to all. 182 00:10:24,083 --> 00:10:27,502 You should have known what they teach you in that damn school. 183 00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:31,506 - What? - I can't go that way. 184 00:10:31,590 --> 00:10:33,341 - Why, we're going to Luke's. - No. 185 00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:35,635 You pulled me out of bed at 6:00 a. M... 186 00:10:35,718 --> 00:10:38,637 and then you say no to Luke's? Don't you know that's dangerous? 187 00:10:38,721 --> 00:10:40,389 - I can't go that way. - Reason, please? 188 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:42,558 - We'd have to go by Doose's market. - So? 189 00:10:42,641 --> 00:10:45,602 - So we might run into... - Oh, right. 190 00:10:45,686 --> 00:10:47,562 You don't know if he's working? 191 00:10:47,646 --> 00:10:50,064 I don't remember. His weekend schedule changes a lot. 192 00:10:50,148 --> 00:10:51,524 We'll just take the long way. 193 00:10:51,566 --> 00:10:54,443 - No, we'd have to go by the school. - There's no school today. 194 00:10:54,527 --> 00:10:57,446 On his days off, he plays football there with his friends. 195 00:10:57,530 --> 00:10:59,448 - Well, what time? - It varies. 196 00:11:00,115 --> 00:11:03,618 We'll just go down Peach, circle around... You're shaking your head, why? 197 00:11:03,702 --> 00:11:04,994 Dean lives on Peach. 198 00:11:05,037 --> 00:11:06,746 Rory, honey, love of my life... 199 00:11:06,830 --> 00:11:10,082 you realize you've cut us off from Luke's where the happy coffee is. 200 00:11:10,166 --> 00:11:12,584 - I'm sorry. - No, it's okay. 201 00:11:16,213 --> 00:11:18,047 We'll figure something out. 202 00:11:18,424 --> 00:11:20,592 - Sorry. - No, this is good. 203 00:11:20,884 --> 00:11:23,136 It's like G.I. Jane, but we get to keep our hair. 204 00:11:23,220 --> 00:11:25,722 - I just couldn't. - Honey, say no more. 205 00:11:25,805 --> 00:11:27,348 Think of this as an adventure. 206 00:11:27,432 --> 00:11:30,142 Two girls battling the elements, desperate for survival. 207 00:11:30,226 --> 00:11:32,102 - Or coffee. - Same thing. 208 00:11:32,770 --> 00:11:35,939 I bet you can tell a lot about people from their garbage. 209 00:11:36,023 --> 00:11:39,692 Think about it. Trash is discarded aspects of people's lives. 210 00:11:39,776 --> 00:11:42,528 It talks about their eating habits, what they read... 211 00:11:42,612 --> 00:11:44,697 do they go to concerts, are they responsible... 212 00:11:44,781 --> 00:11:46,574 do they pay their bills on time? 213 00:11:46,616 --> 00:11:49,994 You know that trash doesn't actually talk unless it's on Sesame Street. 214 00:11:50,077 --> 00:11:51,411 I'm just trying to make a point. 215 00:11:51,495 --> 00:11:53,371 That going through garbage is interesting. 216 00:11:53,455 --> 00:11:55,581 - And educational. - And stinky and a little nuts. 217 00:11:55,666 --> 00:11:58,793 There's nothing nuts about wanting to know more about human nature. 218 00:11:58,877 --> 00:12:02,838 - Curiosity is how we grow. - We need to get you out of this alley. 219 00:12:07,551 --> 00:12:10,470 - Who are all these people? - It's the 6:00 a. m. Crowd. 220 00:12:10,554 --> 00:12:13,097 I officially recognize nobody in this place. 221 00:12:15,100 --> 00:12:17,560 - Coffee while you wait? - Bless you. 222 00:12:18,103 --> 00:12:19,771 So Luke put you to work? 223 00:12:19,813 --> 00:12:22,565 I figured if I'm hanging around here for a while... 224 00:12:22,649 --> 00:12:24,150 the least I could do is help out. 225 00:12:24,233 --> 00:12:27,235 So you're gonna be hanging around for a while here? 226 00:12:27,278 --> 00:12:28,654 Yeah, I think so. 227 00:12:28,862 --> 00:12:31,072 - That's nice. - Yeah. 228 00:12:31,823 --> 00:12:33,449 So where is Luke? 229 00:12:33,575 --> 00:12:36,869 We were kind of up late last night, so I let him sleep in. 230 00:12:36,953 --> 00:12:38,496 Sleep in? Luke? 231 00:12:38,580 --> 00:12:41,123 Believe me, it wasn't easy to get him to agree to it... 232 00:12:41,207 --> 00:12:45,460 but in the end, a little sweet talk, a couple Excedrin PMs, he finally caved. 233 00:12:46,337 --> 00:12:48,463 - There's a seat over there. - Great. 234 00:12:48,547 --> 00:12:50,965 - Go! I'll be over in a sec. - Okay. 235 00:12:54,803 --> 00:12:57,388 I feel like everyone is staring at me. 236 00:12:57,472 --> 00:13:00,141 Yeah, because you've got a banana peel stuck to your foot. 237 00:13:00,224 --> 00:13:01,975 - I do? - I'm kidding. 238 00:13:02,852 --> 00:13:05,187 - Nobody's staring at you. - They know. 239 00:13:05,270 --> 00:13:08,272 - They don't know. - It's probably all around town by now. 240 00:13:08,315 --> 00:13:10,817 It just happened last night. It's 6:00 in the morning. 241 00:13:10,901 --> 00:13:13,444 Everyone knows that I've been dumped. 242 00:13:14,404 --> 00:13:16,989 - Do you want to go home? - No, we have a list. 243 00:13:17,073 --> 00:13:19,450 Okay. Great. I'm gonna order us something. 244 00:13:19,533 --> 00:13:22,160 Any preferences? Eggs, French toast, key to the dumpster? 245 00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:24,620 - I don't care. - I'll be right back. 246 00:13:25,956 --> 00:13:29,584 Lorelai, what a nice surprise so early in the morning. 247 00:13:29,668 --> 00:13:31,044 So how's things? 248 00:13:31,127 --> 00:13:32,419 You know, don't you? 249 00:13:32,503 --> 00:13:35,797 Yes, and I feel awful. I feel completely responsible. 250 00:13:35,882 --> 00:13:36,882 You should. 251 00:13:36,966 --> 00:13:39,968 I got Dean that job, and I certainly encouraged them. 252 00:13:40,052 --> 00:13:42,137 I felt they were so right together. 253 00:13:42,179 --> 00:13:44,597 Please don't say anything to Rory about it. 254 00:13:44,681 --> 00:13:46,849 She's concerned about everybody finding out. 255 00:13:46,892 --> 00:13:48,351 Of course. Not a peep. 256 00:13:48,393 --> 00:13:51,228 - And spread the word, okay? - Consider it done. 257 00:13:52,188 --> 00:13:54,231 Would you give the angel a hug for me? 258 00:13:54,315 --> 00:13:57,818 You don't have to say it's from me. Just give her a hug. 259 00:13:57,902 --> 00:13:59,403 - Got it. - Okay. 260 00:14:05,158 --> 00:14:07,201 Good morning, sleeping beauty. 261 00:14:07,285 --> 00:14:09,703 Rachel thought I looked a little tired. 262 00:14:09,746 --> 00:14:12,790 - No, it's good. You need a little break. - I guess. 263 00:14:12,873 --> 00:14:14,040 You do. 264 00:14:14,834 --> 00:14:17,002 She seems pretty comfortable here? 265 00:14:17,044 --> 00:14:21,840 She always could just fit in places, you know. It's a talent of hers. 266 00:14:24,050 --> 00:14:27,553 - She looks good in your apron. - Yeah, can I get you anything? 267 00:14:28,888 --> 00:14:32,266 Do you think you can make those crazy chocolate chip pancakes... 268 00:14:32,349 --> 00:14:34,350 and go extra heavy on the chocolate? 269 00:14:34,393 --> 00:14:36,394 Yeah, sure. Any special occasion? 270 00:14:36,436 --> 00:14:38,270 - Dean broke up with Rory. - What? 271 00:14:38,355 --> 00:14:40,398 Quiet. She doesn't want anybody to know. 272 00:14:40,482 --> 00:14:43,651 I knew it. I knew that kid was trouble. 273 00:14:43,735 --> 00:14:46,028 Yes, you did. You knew it. Pancakes, please. 274 00:14:46,070 --> 00:14:47,404 God, he's got a nerve. 275 00:14:47,446 --> 00:14:49,823 What does he think? He's gonna do better than Rory? 276 00:14:49,907 --> 00:14:52,701 Is he crazy? Jeez. All right, forget it. 277 00:14:52,785 --> 00:14:56,997 Good riddance, adios, bienvenidos, hasta la vista. 278 00:14:57,080 --> 00:14:59,623 Could we get off the Small World ride and get cooking? 279 00:14:59,708 --> 00:15:03,002 - How is she? - She's been dumped by her first boyfriend. 280 00:15:03,753 --> 00:15:06,505 Man, I swear I would love to... 281 00:15:07,298 --> 00:15:11,385 Okay, I'm gonna put some whipped cream on the pancakes, too. 282 00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:13,387 Thank you, Luke. 283 00:15:13,470 --> 00:15:15,513 - Not a word, okay? - I got it. 284 00:15:15,597 --> 00:15:17,974 I never liked him. I don't know exactly what it was. 285 00:15:18,057 --> 00:15:20,767 Something about the shape of his forehead... 286 00:15:20,852 --> 00:15:23,646 or his height or the floppy hairstyle. 287 00:15:23,729 --> 00:15:26,815 Actually, on reflection, I think it was the floppy hairstyle. 288 00:15:26,899 --> 00:15:28,108 Good morning, Kirk. 289 00:15:28,150 --> 00:15:32,153 I want to express my apologies for not voicing my concerns... 290 00:15:32,237 --> 00:15:35,656 about that floppy-haired jerk earlier, because if I had... 291 00:15:35,740 --> 00:15:38,325 You know what, you need to leave now. 292 00:15:38,618 --> 00:15:40,703 I cannot go until you accept my apology. 293 00:15:40,786 --> 00:15:43,038 - I accept your apology. - All right. 294 00:15:44,665 --> 00:15:47,042 - It will not happen again. - Okay. 295 00:15:47,793 --> 00:15:49,085 Thank you. 296 00:15:49,669 --> 00:15:52,129 Honey, are you sure you don't want to... 297 00:15:52,213 --> 00:15:56,258 - Do not say wallow. - Swallow your coffee before you eat? 298 00:15:56,467 --> 00:15:59,428 - I am fine. - But if you could see the look on your face. 299 00:15:59,470 --> 00:16:02,681 It's the same look you had on your face when you broke up with Max. 300 00:16:02,765 --> 00:16:05,142 Did wallowing help you get over him? 301 00:16:05,517 --> 00:16:08,352 I'm not saying wallowing will help you get over Dean. 302 00:16:08,436 --> 00:16:10,437 It's part of the process. 303 00:16:10,605 --> 00:16:13,857 It's the mourning period. It's a step, an important step. 304 00:16:13,941 --> 00:16:16,526 The only thing that'll get you over somebody is time. 305 00:16:16,611 --> 00:16:18,696 How much time did it take you to get over Max? 306 00:16:18,779 --> 00:16:21,489 - I'm not sure exactly. - Approximately? 307 00:16:21,865 --> 00:16:23,783 - I didn't clock it. - Ballpark figure? 308 00:16:23,867 --> 00:16:25,034 - A while. - Be vaguer. 309 00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:26,410 Rory, come on. 310 00:16:26,495 --> 00:16:29,289 More coffee? Pancakes are coming right up. 311 00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:31,957 - Anything else I can get you? - No, thanks. 312 00:16:32,041 --> 00:16:35,710 I've got some strawberries back there. You like strawberries, don't you? 313 00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:39,006 - I like strawberries but... - I'm getting you strawberries. 314 00:16:40,757 --> 00:16:44,260 - You told him, didn't you? - No. Miss Patty did. 315 00:16:44,636 --> 00:16:47,888 - Who told Miss Patty? - I don't know, numerous sources. 316 00:16:52,184 --> 00:16:53,601 - Stop right there. - What? 317 00:16:53,686 --> 00:16:55,062 - Where you going? - To get coffee. 318 00:16:55,145 --> 00:16:56,145 - Wrong. - Excuse me. 319 00:16:56,188 --> 00:16:58,022 - You're not going in. - What are you saying? 320 00:16:58,106 --> 00:16:59,232 Turn around, bag boy. 321 00:16:59,316 --> 00:17:01,442 - Are you serious? - You see a smile on this face? 322 00:17:01,526 --> 00:17:04,695 - No, but what's different about that? - What's that supposed to mean? 323 00:17:04,738 --> 00:17:07,115 You're not exactly known as the town crackup. 324 00:17:07,198 --> 00:17:08,490 So you're a smart guy now? 325 00:17:08,533 --> 00:17:09,700 What the hell are you doing? 326 00:17:09,784 --> 00:17:11,618 Exercising my right not to serve you. 327 00:17:11,702 --> 00:17:14,829 What are you talking about? I'm not even inside yet. 328 00:17:14,872 --> 00:17:16,331 - Let go of me! - You first! 329 00:17:16,373 --> 00:17:19,042 If you tell Miss Patty, everybody in town's gonna know. 330 00:17:19,126 --> 00:17:21,503 People have their own lives and problems. 331 00:17:21,544 --> 00:17:26,006 I hardly think you and Dean breaking up is the main thing on their minds. 332 00:17:26,549 --> 00:17:28,092 - Oh, my God! - What? 333 00:17:29,468 --> 00:17:30,719 Oh, my God. 334 00:17:30,803 --> 00:17:33,388 Cut it out! Break it up! 335 00:17:33,514 --> 00:17:34,806 What are you doing? 336 00:17:34,890 --> 00:17:38,351 Back off! Come here. What do you think you're doing? 337 00:17:38,435 --> 00:17:40,186 - He started it. - By doing what? 338 00:17:40,228 --> 00:17:43,147 - He was coming in. - Are you a lunatic! He's 16! 339 00:17:43,231 --> 00:17:44,523 What was I supposed to do? 340 00:17:44,565 --> 00:17:46,942 Stand in the street and have a slap fight, of course. 341 00:17:47,026 --> 00:17:48,193 Come here. 342 00:17:48,527 --> 00:17:50,487 - Are you okay? - I'm fine. 343 00:17:50,571 --> 00:17:54,157 Good. I don't know what got into Luke. He's usually so... 344 00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:55,450 I have to go. 345 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:57,785 Sure. Bye. 346 00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:02,122 - Get inside now. Inside. Now! - He started it. 347 00:18:14,384 --> 00:18:16,469 - So where's that list? - What? 348 00:18:16,553 --> 00:18:18,346 The list. We've got a lot to do today. 349 00:18:18,429 --> 00:18:20,263 Otherwise I'll be dragging your butt... 350 00:18:20,306 --> 00:18:22,641 out of bed at 6:00 again tomorrow morning. 351 00:18:22,725 --> 00:18:24,726 So where do we start? 352 00:18:29,648 --> 00:18:32,108 We need a soap dish for the kitchen. 353 00:18:32,651 --> 00:18:34,444 A kitchen soap dish. 354 00:18:34,486 --> 00:18:37,405 Quite decadent, but what the hell? Let's go. 355 00:18:40,491 --> 00:18:43,952 - That was a very successful outing for us. - Yes, it was. 356 00:18:44,578 --> 00:18:47,163 We got everything except for the brown extension cord. 357 00:18:47,247 --> 00:18:48,414 Which will be in on Tuesday. 358 00:18:48,457 --> 00:18:52,085 - So I think that qualifies as a check, too. - Are you happy? 359 00:18:52,168 --> 00:18:54,253 I appreciate a job well done, yeah. 360 00:18:54,629 --> 00:18:58,215 I can't wait to try the toaster pizza. It looks so gross... 361 00:18:58,299 --> 00:19:00,384 which is usually the mark of a great junk food. 362 00:19:00,467 --> 00:19:01,634 - Beefaroni. - Enough said. 363 00:19:01,677 --> 00:19:03,637 I'm gonna plug in my new wall air freshener. 364 00:19:03,679 --> 00:19:05,889 Give me five minutes and then come sniff my room. 365 00:19:05,972 --> 00:19:07,681 - Cheese or pepperoni? - Whatever. 366 00:19:07,766 --> 00:19:09,392 Both. Good choice. 367 00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:14,688 Sugar, I just heard. Where is she? Poor little thing. 368 00:19:14,772 --> 00:19:17,274 - Rory, sweetie! - Come on. 369 00:19:17,358 --> 00:19:18,942 Is she outside? 370 00:19:20,694 --> 00:19:23,154 Babbette, I appreciate you coming over like this... 371 00:19:23,238 --> 00:19:25,615 but Rory's not really in a talking mood just now. 372 00:19:25,657 --> 00:19:27,283 - But I can help! - I know. 373 00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:30,369 I can tell her how to go through a lot of bad relationships... 374 00:19:30,453 --> 00:19:33,497 - to get to that really good one! - It's very good advice. 375 00:19:33,581 --> 00:19:37,042 And I can tell her about all the horrible men I've known in my day. 376 00:19:37,126 --> 00:19:41,046 Really truly awful men. I was pushed out of a moving car once. 377 00:19:41,129 --> 00:19:43,631 - That's a peppy little anecdote. - Let me tell her. 378 00:19:43,715 --> 00:19:46,717 I want you to tell her all that but just not right now. 379 00:19:46,801 --> 00:19:48,177 Is she really bad? 380 00:19:49,178 --> 00:19:52,305 She'll be fine. Really. 381 00:20:46,897 --> 00:20:49,315 - They had some of our mail. - Look. 382 00:20:51,109 --> 00:20:54,070 - 'Madeline's having a party. ' - I'm going to go. 383 00:20:54,195 --> 00:20:57,030 - You're going to a Chilton party? - Yes, I am. 384 00:20:57,198 --> 00:21:00,159 Why don't you stay home and read The Bell Jar? Same effect. 385 00:21:00,243 --> 00:21:03,621 I'll be going to school there for the next two-and-a-half years. 386 00:21:03,704 --> 00:21:07,165 It wouldn't kill me to be social. Right? What's wrong with that? 387 00:21:07,374 --> 00:21:08,500 Nothing. 388 00:21:08,625 --> 00:21:10,585 Okay, then it's settled. 389 00:21:11,753 --> 00:21:14,338 - Can I make a suggestion? - Go ahead. 390 00:21:14,422 --> 00:21:16,382 Why don't you see if Lane can come with you? 391 00:21:16,424 --> 00:21:18,926 If the socializing doesn't turn out how you planned... 392 00:21:19,010 --> 00:21:20,344 you got a friendly face around. 393 00:21:20,428 --> 00:21:23,097 - Okay, good idea. Thank you. - You're welcome. 394 00:21:23,138 --> 00:21:24,430 - Can I take the car? - Yes. 395 00:21:24,473 --> 00:21:26,099 - Can I borrow something to wear? - Yes. 396 00:21:26,183 --> 00:21:29,102 You gonna give in to anything 'cause you feel sorry for me? 397 00:21:29,144 --> 00:21:30,728 I'll make a list. 398 00:21:30,812 --> 00:21:32,521 - Here, hand me that blush. - Okay. 399 00:21:32,605 --> 00:21:34,606 Am I all twisty back here? 400 00:21:35,274 --> 00:21:37,067 A little. Here. 401 00:21:39,361 --> 00:21:40,737 So how are you? 402 00:21:40,779 --> 00:21:42,155 I'm fine. 403 00:21:43,448 --> 00:21:44,865 How are you really? 404 00:21:45,033 --> 00:21:46,784 Life goes on, right? 405 00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:49,954 I saw Dean today, I wasn't sure if I should tell you. 406 00:21:49,996 --> 00:21:51,288 Why not? 407 00:21:51,331 --> 00:21:55,751 - I wasn't sure you'd want to know. - No, that's fine. What did he say? 408 00:21:56,127 --> 00:21:59,046 Nothing. He crossed the street as soon as I saw him. 409 00:22:01,131 --> 00:22:04,967 But if it's any consolation, he looked really sad. 410 00:22:05,010 --> 00:22:06,970 I don't want him to be sad. 411 00:22:07,011 --> 00:22:08,887 Are you sure you wanna go out tonight? 412 00:22:08,972 --> 00:22:11,015 Why does everyone keep asking me that? 413 00:22:11,098 --> 00:22:14,059 Because you just broke up. I'd be perfectly fine... 414 00:22:14,143 --> 00:22:18,730 to just hang out here and listen to music, talk, not talk, whatever. 415 00:22:18,981 --> 00:22:21,024 No, I am not hanging out. 416 00:22:21,608 --> 00:22:23,442 We're going to this party. 417 00:22:23,485 --> 00:22:26,946 It's gonna be great. I don't want to dwell on this. That's final. 418 00:22:26,988 --> 00:22:31,325 Don't argue with her, or you'll find yourself the proud owner of three garden weasels. 419 00:22:31,409 --> 00:22:33,535 Three, 'cause one's just not enough. 420 00:22:33,619 --> 00:22:35,078 - Here, turn around. - Why? 421 00:22:35,162 --> 00:22:37,705 Fourteen hours of labor, that's why. 422 00:22:38,749 --> 00:22:40,000 And hair. 423 00:22:42,752 --> 00:22:43,752 What is this? 424 00:22:43,836 --> 00:22:46,338 I thought it would go with your dress, and it does. 425 00:22:46,422 --> 00:22:48,590 - It's pretty. - It's really pretty. 426 00:22:48,674 --> 00:22:51,092 Here is the phone and some mad money. 427 00:22:51,176 --> 00:22:54,262 If you think you're not gonna be home before 12:00, you call me. 428 00:22:54,346 --> 00:22:55,680 We'll be back by 12:00. 429 00:22:55,764 --> 00:22:57,515 - Call me. - Sorry. 430 00:23:01,603 --> 00:23:03,104 The cornstarch. 431 00:23:03,187 --> 00:23:04,146 What? 432 00:23:05,481 --> 00:23:08,650 The cornstarch. The first time Dean kissed me... 433 00:23:08,692 --> 00:23:11,527 I forgot to put it with the other things. I'll throw it out. 434 00:23:11,570 --> 00:23:14,405 Why don't you let me do that? You guys get going, okay? 435 00:23:14,489 --> 00:23:17,032 Okay, bye. Have fun. 436 00:23:17,909 --> 00:23:20,119 Look in somebody's sock drawer. 437 00:23:20,203 --> 00:23:23,372 Rich people have hilarious sock drawers. Be good. 438 00:24:09,122 --> 00:24:11,374 - Lorelai, hey. - I wanted to ask you if... 439 00:24:11,416 --> 00:24:14,210 - Sure, whatever. - Sookie, hello? 440 00:24:18,506 --> 00:24:19,923 Hi. How are you? 441 00:24:19,965 --> 00:24:22,217 Good, I'm fine. How's that x-ray vision coming? 442 00:24:22,259 --> 00:24:23,385 Jackson's inside. 443 00:24:23,468 --> 00:24:26,554 - Is he doing something dirty? - He's making me dinner. 444 00:24:26,596 --> 00:24:28,931 - That's so nice. - Yeah, it is. 445 00:24:28,973 --> 00:24:31,350 It really is, it's sweet. I'm just... 446 00:24:31,434 --> 00:24:33,310 - Do you hear something? - Like what? 447 00:24:33,394 --> 00:24:36,980 Like someone using the wrong size pan to sweat the onions in. 448 00:24:37,940 --> 00:24:39,816 No, nothing like that. 449 00:24:39,900 --> 00:24:43,319 Okay, maybe I'm hearing things. So, hi, how are you? 450 00:24:43,403 --> 00:24:45,446 Fine. So I wanted to see... 451 00:24:45,530 --> 00:24:47,782 Could you peek inside the kitchen and tell me... 452 00:24:47,824 --> 00:24:50,868 if the orange Le Creuset is on the far left burner. 453 00:24:51,452 --> 00:24:53,286 Why don't you just go in there? 454 00:24:53,329 --> 00:24:56,456 I would, but Jackson kicked me out. 455 00:24:56,540 --> 00:24:57,582 He did. 456 00:24:57,666 --> 00:25:00,126 He won't let me back in there. It's driving me crazy. 457 00:25:00,210 --> 00:25:03,296 Maybe he just wants you to relax. I wouldn't mind that, either. 458 00:25:03,380 --> 00:25:06,424 Just take a peek for me, will you? Tell him you want some water. 459 00:25:06,466 --> 00:25:09,176 And here. Take a picture for me. 460 00:25:09,635 --> 00:25:12,137 Sookie, I'm not spying on Jackson. 461 00:25:12,221 --> 00:25:14,931 What if he's using the wrong spoon in the wrong sauce? 462 00:25:14,973 --> 00:25:17,808 - Then the world as we know will end. - I have to go in there. 463 00:25:17,851 --> 00:25:19,435 You stay right where you are. 464 00:25:19,478 --> 00:25:21,312 You're being unreasonable. 465 00:25:21,354 --> 00:25:23,939 When a person offers to make another person dinner... 466 00:25:24,023 --> 00:25:27,275 because this person is a chef and is always cooking for others... 467 00:25:27,318 --> 00:25:29,611 that is what happens to be a nice gesture. 468 00:25:29,653 --> 00:25:32,488 And when that person accepts the first person's offer... 469 00:25:32,573 --> 00:25:35,575 that means that the first person, the one who offered to cook... 470 00:25:35,659 --> 00:25:38,995 would actually be doing the cooking, while the other person relaxed... 471 00:25:39,037 --> 00:25:41,080 had some wine, and stayed out of the kitchen! 472 00:25:41,164 --> 00:25:43,791 I wasn't cooking. I was suggesting. 473 00:25:44,459 --> 00:25:47,711 You suggested the ladle right out of my hand four times! 474 00:25:47,795 --> 00:25:50,297 I had to skim the top of the sauce or it... 475 00:25:50,381 --> 00:25:52,924 Damn it, Sookie, this is supposed to be romantic! 476 00:25:53,008 --> 00:25:55,260 - It is! - Stay out of here. 477 00:25:55,343 --> 00:25:58,554 I am cooking this meal alone. I'm also cleaning up alone. 478 00:25:58,638 --> 00:26:00,139 - No. - Yes. 479 00:26:00,181 --> 00:26:03,183 But you don't know how to load my dishwasher. I've a system. 480 00:26:03,226 --> 00:26:04,685 I'll wing it. 481 00:26:04,769 --> 00:26:08,856 There's a diagram in the pantry! Use it! I'm begging you. 482 00:26:08,939 --> 00:26:12,358 I'm doing two loads just because I can! 483 00:26:12,442 --> 00:26:15,361 Honey, try to sit down and relax. It's nice what he's doing. 484 00:26:15,403 --> 00:26:18,822 I know, you're right. It is nice. 485 00:26:18,865 --> 00:26:20,741 Okay. All right. 486 00:26:21,492 --> 00:26:25,579 I'm sitting. I'm relaxing. I'm focusing on you. 487 00:26:25,663 --> 00:26:28,415 Good. Actually, I wanted to ask you a favor. 488 00:26:28,498 --> 00:26:31,167 - What? - Could I take your car for a little while? 489 00:26:31,209 --> 00:26:33,794 Rory's got mine, and there's something I want to do. 490 00:26:33,878 --> 00:26:35,504 Yeah, of course. 491 00:26:36,214 --> 00:26:39,842 - What's so important? - I'll tell you later. 492 00:26:39,884 --> 00:26:41,760 It sounds so serious. 493 00:26:41,844 --> 00:26:43,845 I'll have it back to you as soon as I can. 494 00:26:43,887 --> 00:26:47,348 - Take your time. I'm in for the night. - Okay. Bye, hon. 495 00:26:52,645 --> 00:26:54,354 What happened? What did you do? 496 00:27:18,085 --> 00:27:19,669 Lorelai, what... 497 00:27:19,753 --> 00:27:21,754 Rory and Dean broke up. 498 00:27:23,006 --> 00:27:24,674 I'm sorry. 499 00:27:24,758 --> 00:27:28,344 Rory and Dean broke up, and she won't wallow. 500 00:27:28,428 --> 00:27:30,763 And I told her that she should wallow... 501 00:27:30,847 --> 00:27:34,266 because that's supposed to help you get through the pain... 502 00:27:34,350 --> 00:27:37,477 and then you can accept it, and get over somebody... 503 00:27:37,561 --> 00:27:39,437 and you can move on with your life. 504 00:27:39,479 --> 00:27:44,066 And then she asked me how long it was before I got over you. 505 00:27:44,109 --> 00:27:48,070 And I didn't know what to say because I can't lie to her. 506 00:27:48,154 --> 00:27:50,948 I realized that if I gave her any time frame at all... 507 00:27:51,032 --> 00:27:54,076 that I would be lying because I'm not over you. 508 00:27:54,159 --> 00:27:57,078 And I don't know how long it will be before I am. 509 00:27:57,120 --> 00:28:00,456 Who am I to teach her about healing, moving on, and breakups? 510 00:28:00,498 --> 00:28:04,126 I might as well be teaching her to eat fire or swallow a sword... 511 00:28:04,210 --> 00:28:07,629 or put her legs behind her head because at least that's a trade. 512 00:28:07,713 --> 00:28:11,966 I mean, the first two. I don't know about putting the legs behind your head. 513 00:28:12,051 --> 00:28:15,387 But the point is that I'm an idiot, and I'm a hypocrite. 514 00:28:15,470 --> 00:28:17,638 And I really... 515 00:28:18,682 --> 00:28:19,974 miss you. 516 00:28:23,644 --> 00:28:27,105 - Do you want to come in? - Yes. Please. 517 00:28:39,450 --> 00:28:42,619 This is unbelievable. My wedding won't be this big. 518 00:28:43,079 --> 00:28:45,748 This is amazing! People live here? 519 00:28:45,831 --> 00:28:47,374 This is Madeline's house. 520 00:28:47,458 --> 00:28:50,168 Is this what your grandparents' house looks like? 521 00:28:50,252 --> 00:28:53,671 No. I mean, it's big, but it's not this Hearst Castle-y. 522 00:28:53,755 --> 00:28:57,383 There should be a map or a tour guide or Robin Leach or something. 523 00:28:57,467 --> 00:29:00,719 - Lane, thanks for coming with me. - Anytime. 524 00:29:01,345 --> 00:29:04,222 - My God, there's a pool table. - And a deejay. 525 00:29:04,515 --> 00:29:07,100 It's like a teenage Sodom and Gomorrah. 526 00:29:10,103 --> 00:29:11,854 You came! 527 00:29:12,522 --> 00:29:13,939 Who's watching the farm? 528 00:29:14,023 --> 00:29:17,317 - Madeline, your house is beautiful. - Thanks, it's my stepfather's. 529 00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:18,777 So, where is he? 530 00:29:18,861 --> 00:29:22,948 - My stepfather? He's in Japan. - Not your stepfather. Prince Charming. 531 00:29:23,032 --> 00:29:26,576 He didn't come. His white horse was in the shop. 532 00:29:26,660 --> 00:29:28,661 You guys didn't break up, did you? 533 00:29:28,703 --> 00:29:31,205 - Hi, I'm Lane. - As in, walk down a? 534 00:29:31,289 --> 00:29:33,541 - Yes, exactly. - Hi, I'm Madeline. 535 00:29:33,625 --> 00:29:36,419 So when does the tour of the pool house start? 536 00:29:36,502 --> 00:29:38,503 You've seen the pool house before. 537 00:29:38,546 --> 00:29:41,298 But they haven't seen it at night, right? 538 00:29:43,091 --> 00:29:45,217 Madeline, you are not confused. 539 00:29:45,302 --> 00:29:47,929 Think, process, focus. 540 00:29:50,223 --> 00:29:51,349 Bye. 541 00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:54,685 - Later, Paris. - No glove, no love. 542 00:29:54,727 --> 00:29:55,978 Lovely. 543 00:29:57,646 --> 00:30:00,565 - I didn't think you were a party girl. - I'm not usually. 544 00:30:00,607 --> 00:30:03,401 But I thought I might come by and check it out. 545 00:30:03,443 --> 00:30:06,028 It's the same exact people we see every day at school... 546 00:30:06,112 --> 00:30:08,405 except now we get to see them dance. 547 00:30:08,448 --> 00:30:10,574 So where is your boyfriend? 548 00:30:10,783 --> 00:30:12,367 We broke up. 549 00:30:14,537 --> 00:30:17,039 At least you had a boyfriend for a while. 550 00:30:17,081 --> 00:30:20,125 Do you know which way will lead us to some soda? 551 00:30:20,208 --> 00:30:22,418 Keep up because I'm not turning around. 552 00:30:23,044 --> 00:30:26,463 - You didn't exaggerate. - Paris needs no embellishment. 553 00:30:31,802 --> 00:30:33,303 All of this soda is French. 554 00:30:33,387 --> 00:30:37,098 Madeline's mother has a French fetish. She's obsessed with all things French. 555 00:30:37,140 --> 00:30:40,309 French wine, French food, French water, French cellulite products. 556 00:30:40,393 --> 00:30:43,604 - Why won't you answer me? - Because you didn't say 'please. ' 557 00:30:43,646 --> 00:30:45,731 Can we do this later? There's a party going on. 558 00:30:45,815 --> 00:30:48,776 Tell me what you were doing locked in the bathroom with Austin. 559 00:30:48,818 --> 00:30:50,486 - Nothing. - Nothing. 560 00:30:50,569 --> 00:30:51,778 - Yes. - No. 561 00:30:51,820 --> 00:30:55,323 Why don't you tell me what I was doing, since you seem to know everything. 562 00:30:55,407 --> 00:30:57,742 - You are my girlfriend. - Now he is a caveman. 563 00:30:57,784 --> 00:31:00,745 What are you gonna do? Knock me on my head with a club... 564 00:31:00,787 --> 00:31:03,456 and then drag me back to your Porsche? 565 00:31:03,790 --> 00:31:05,374 Summer, please. 566 00:31:05,583 --> 00:31:07,543 Good song. 567 00:31:14,508 --> 00:31:17,010 I just love that Summer, don't you? 568 00:31:18,011 --> 00:31:19,345 9:45. 569 00:31:19,554 --> 00:31:23,807 - Why do you keep checking your watch? - My mom says I have to stay till 10:30. 570 00:31:25,309 --> 00:31:26,476 Why would she care? 571 00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:28,728 She thinks I'm not enough of a people person. 572 00:31:28,812 --> 00:31:30,938 - Shocking? - I'm floored. 573 00:31:32,274 --> 00:31:34,108 I doubt highly that Madame Curie... 574 00:31:34,150 --> 00:31:36,777 was voted 'most likely to dress like Jennifer Lopez. ' 575 00:31:36,820 --> 00:31:39,113 - You want to be a scientist? - Cancer research. 576 00:31:39,155 --> 00:31:40,823 - Cool. - Yeah. 577 00:31:41,157 --> 00:31:42,700 - Oh, no. - What? 578 00:31:42,783 --> 00:31:45,410 It just figures that the only Korean boy at this party... 579 00:31:45,494 --> 00:31:47,495 has his Korean-girl radar turned on. 580 00:31:48,789 --> 00:31:51,791 - I'm Henry. - I'm Lane. This is Rory and Paris. 581 00:31:51,875 --> 00:31:53,543 - We've met. - Hi, Paris. 582 00:31:53,626 --> 00:31:57,337 - So would you like to dance? - We're talking here. 583 00:31:57,422 --> 00:32:00,341 Yeah, but, I mean, one dance? 584 00:32:00,424 --> 00:32:03,051 You can put the conversation on hold for one dance. 585 00:32:03,135 --> 00:32:05,428 Unless this is a Mid-East Peace Talk conversation. 586 00:32:05,512 --> 00:32:08,473 - One dance. - A short one. No crazy dance mixes. 587 00:32:08,557 --> 00:32:10,642 - Okay. - Thank you. 588 00:32:12,227 --> 00:32:14,520 If I'm not back in one dance, you're coming down... 589 00:32:14,604 --> 00:32:17,648 with a really bad case of anything that means we have to go home. 590 00:32:17,690 --> 00:32:21,068 - Is it getting warm in here, or is it me? - Thank you. 591 00:32:23,362 --> 00:32:26,823 Unbelievable. She's here five minutes, she has a date. 592 00:32:26,865 --> 00:32:31,285 I've been going to this school 9 years, and I'm the French-soda monitor. 593 00:33:11,739 --> 00:33:14,741 Just in case this comes up later, I did not come here for this. 594 00:33:14,825 --> 00:33:16,326 Okay, got it. 595 00:33:20,288 --> 00:33:23,749 - This is crazy! - No, it is. It's nuts. 596 00:33:23,791 --> 00:33:26,460 I don't see you for months, and then all of a sudden... 597 00:33:26,544 --> 00:33:27,753 Ding-dong, Avon lady. 598 00:33:27,837 --> 00:33:29,880 - It's insane. - Completely. 599 00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:33,674 You do that so good. 600 00:33:33,759 --> 00:33:36,594 - We got to get a grip. - I thought that's what we're doing. 601 00:33:36,636 --> 00:33:39,305 You're gonna sit over there on that couch. 602 00:33:39,848 --> 00:33:42,809 And I'm gonna sit over here on this chair... 603 00:33:43,518 --> 00:33:44,977 far away from the couch. 604 00:33:45,061 --> 00:33:48,272 And I'm gonna put this table right in between us... 605 00:33:48,314 --> 00:33:51,483 just like that. Good, okay. 606 00:33:51,942 --> 00:33:55,611 And we're gonna sit here and talk about this calmly. 607 00:33:56,112 --> 00:33:57,529 Sounds good. 608 00:33:58,573 --> 00:34:00,324 - How you been? - Really good. 609 00:34:00,408 --> 00:34:02,409 - You look really good. - So do you. 610 00:34:02,452 --> 00:34:05,204 - I missed you. - I'm glad. 611 00:34:05,454 --> 00:34:09,415 Otherwise that greeting there would have been a little inappropriate. 612 00:34:09,500 --> 00:34:12,586 Actually, I've been thinking about us lately. 613 00:34:12,627 --> 00:34:13,627 You have? 614 00:34:13,753 --> 00:34:15,087 - Haven't you? - No. 615 00:34:15,130 --> 00:34:18,299 - I haven't given it any thought at all. - I'm flattered. 616 00:34:18,383 --> 00:34:21,093 I needed not to give it any thought... 617 00:34:21,260 --> 00:34:24,638 otherwise I would give it too much thought and that would be hard. 618 00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:26,514 So I just didn't deal. 619 00:34:27,141 --> 00:34:30,185 - Like mother, like daughter, I guess. - I understand. 620 00:34:30,268 --> 00:34:33,979 With all the thought you've been giving, have you come up with any solutions? 621 00:34:34,064 --> 00:34:37,984 No. You're still Rory's mother, and I'm still her teacher. 622 00:34:38,317 --> 00:34:40,944 And we're still us. I got nothing. 623 00:34:43,656 --> 00:34:46,491 - So nothing's changed? - Nothing's changed. 624 00:34:47,284 --> 00:34:50,328 I guess my coming here was probably a bad idea. 625 00:34:50,495 --> 00:34:51,829 Probably. 626 00:34:55,083 --> 00:34:56,500 Screw this! 627 00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:20,271 - Am I sick yet? - Not yet. It might just be allergies. 628 00:35:20,355 --> 00:35:21,856 Keep me posted. 629 00:35:30,615 --> 00:35:32,616 My watch stopped. What time is it? 630 00:35:32,700 --> 00:35:34,701 - It's 10:35. - Yes! Bye. 631 00:35:57,014 --> 00:35:58,348 Tristan, stop it. 632 00:35:58,390 --> 00:36:00,642 You're making me chase you around the whole party. 633 00:36:00,725 --> 00:36:01,767 Just trying to have fun. 634 00:36:01,851 --> 00:36:04,728 You won't talk to me or dance. Why did you even come with me? 635 00:36:04,771 --> 00:36:06,272 Stop yelling. 636 00:36:06,564 --> 00:36:08,816 Summer, please, can we just go? 637 00:36:08,899 --> 00:36:11,526 - Please. - No. I'm sick of fighting with you. 638 00:36:11,610 --> 00:36:14,404 I'm sick of hearing 20 times a day, 'You're my girlfriend. ' 639 00:36:14,446 --> 00:36:17,532 Could we do this where a roomful of people aren't staring at us? 640 00:36:17,616 --> 00:36:19,701 I think we should break up. 641 00:36:20,201 --> 00:36:23,745 - I want to go outside and talk about this. - Then go. Bye. 642 00:36:24,580 --> 00:36:26,164 Summer, come on! 643 00:36:34,256 --> 00:36:36,508 - I have a major problem. - What? 644 00:36:36,591 --> 00:36:38,676 Henry, the guy I have been dancing with. 645 00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:41,762 Okay, he's really good in school. He's gonna be a doctor. 646 00:36:41,846 --> 00:36:43,097 Pediatrician, to be exact. 647 00:36:43,139 --> 00:36:45,766 His parents are extremely involved in their local church. 648 00:36:45,850 --> 00:36:47,601 He himself helps out with Sunday school. 649 00:36:47,685 --> 00:36:50,020 He speaks Korean fluently, he respects his parents. 650 00:36:50,103 --> 00:36:54,231 And he's also really cute, very funny, and surprisingly interesting. 651 00:36:54,274 --> 00:36:57,610 Lane, I'm sorry, but I'm totally failing to see the problem here. 652 00:36:57,652 --> 00:37:00,029 I'm falling for a guy my parents would approve of! 653 00:37:00,113 --> 00:37:03,491 They'd love him! They'd go crazy! There'd be dancing in the Kim house! 654 00:37:03,574 --> 00:37:05,033 - Dancing! - Really? 655 00:37:05,117 --> 00:37:08,578 Followed by a lot of praying. But initially, there'd be dancing. 656 00:37:08,662 --> 00:37:12,373 This is horrible. It can't happen. I have to stop it. We need to go. 657 00:37:12,999 --> 00:37:15,459 No, now. You need to grab your stuff, we got to go. 658 00:37:15,543 --> 00:37:17,377 Okay. Whatever you say. 659 00:37:17,462 --> 00:37:19,296 - Hey! - Henry, hi! 660 00:37:19,380 --> 00:37:21,506 Sorry, I've been monopolizing Lane all night. 661 00:37:21,590 --> 00:37:25,468 No, that's okay. I've had her for 15 years. I'm actually a little sick of her. 662 00:37:25,511 --> 00:37:27,596 - Thank you. - You are welcome. 663 00:37:27,971 --> 00:37:29,847 - We should go. - You're going? 664 00:37:29,931 --> 00:37:33,350 Yeah, I have to get home. I have a very strict mother. 665 00:37:33,434 --> 00:37:36,311 Sorry about that. You couldn't even stay for one more dance? 666 00:37:36,354 --> 00:37:37,438 - I don't think... - Yes. 667 00:37:37,521 --> 00:37:39,105 - Excuse me? - One dance would be fine. 668 00:37:39,190 --> 00:37:40,399 Great. 669 00:37:40,482 --> 00:37:41,941 I'll be back! 670 00:37:43,944 --> 00:37:46,738 I certainly did not come over here for that. 671 00:37:47,239 --> 00:37:48,448 I know. 672 00:37:52,493 --> 00:37:54,828 You are a wonderful man. 673 00:37:55,871 --> 00:37:57,122 I know. 674 00:38:01,335 --> 00:38:03,003 What happens now? 675 00:38:04,588 --> 00:38:06,089 I don't know. 676 00:38:08,299 --> 00:38:11,009 It's late. I have to get Sookie's car back. 677 00:38:11,052 --> 00:38:12,928 Wait a second. 678 00:38:13,971 --> 00:38:17,682 So this is it? You leave, and we forget this ever happened? 679 00:38:20,018 --> 00:38:21,144 No. 680 00:38:22,020 --> 00:38:23,146 Then what? 681 00:38:23,230 --> 00:38:25,857 I leave, and we go on with our lives... 682 00:38:25,940 --> 00:38:30,193 and then at some point we buy some soup. 683 00:38:31,237 --> 00:38:33,655 - What? Soup is good food. - Stop. 684 00:38:33,989 --> 00:38:38,076 I don't want to leave here and forget this ever happened. 685 00:38:39,911 --> 00:38:43,872 I want to think of a solution that will make everything better. 686 00:38:43,957 --> 00:38:46,709 And I've been racking my brain for an idea. 687 00:38:46,751 --> 00:38:49,753 Hence the babbling about soup being good food. 688 00:38:50,796 --> 00:38:53,048 But I can't think of anything. 689 00:38:55,217 --> 00:38:57,177 I think we should talk. 690 00:38:58,053 --> 00:38:59,971 - What? - On the phone. 691 00:39:00,388 --> 00:39:03,223 You and me, about us, on a regular basis. 692 00:39:05,393 --> 00:39:08,812 We're not gonna solve this thing away from each other. 693 00:39:08,896 --> 00:39:10,188 No, we're not. 694 00:39:10,230 --> 00:39:12,565 And obviously, we are not gonna solve this... 695 00:39:12,649 --> 00:39:15,568 by not staying away from each other. 696 00:39:15,777 --> 00:39:18,029 But we'll burn more calories. 697 00:39:20,657 --> 00:39:22,992 - I want to solve this. - So do I. 698 00:39:23,701 --> 00:39:25,202 So we'll talk? 699 00:39:26,495 --> 00:39:27,871 We'll talk. 700 00:39:33,210 --> 00:39:37,547 - I thought we were supposed to be talking. - There's plenty of time for talk. 701 00:39:44,637 --> 00:39:45,971 Sorry. 702 00:39:46,930 --> 00:39:48,264 No problem. 703 00:39:48,307 --> 00:39:49,641 I'm sorry. 704 00:39:50,642 --> 00:39:53,102 - About what? - About you and Summer. 705 00:39:53,436 --> 00:39:55,771 I don't want to talk about Summer. 706 00:39:56,314 --> 00:39:58,774 How did you do on that biology test? 707 00:40:00,359 --> 00:40:01,443 What? 708 00:40:01,944 --> 00:40:04,404 The test. It was hard, wasn't it? 709 00:40:04,905 --> 00:40:06,573 Yeah, it was hard. 710 00:40:07,741 --> 00:40:09,242 I got a B plus. 711 00:40:09,743 --> 00:40:12,620 - What are you doing? - Talking about the test. 712 00:40:12,662 --> 00:40:13,704 Why? 713 00:40:13,788 --> 00:40:16,415 You said you didn't want to talk about Summer. 714 00:40:16,499 --> 00:40:17,833 I don't. 715 00:40:18,292 --> 00:40:20,460 Okay, so I moved to biology. 716 00:40:20,878 --> 00:40:23,088 Sorry, did you want to talk about Spanish? 717 00:40:23,130 --> 00:40:24,756 You just loved it, didn't you? 718 00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:27,634 - Loved what? - Seeing me nailed like that. 719 00:40:27,801 --> 00:40:30,928 - It must have been a great moment. - Not really. 720 00:40:32,138 --> 00:40:34,556 You loved it, she loved it, everybody loved it. 721 00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:36,266 I did not love it. 722 00:40:42,606 --> 00:40:45,316 - I really liked her, too. - Yeah, I know. 723 00:40:47,986 --> 00:40:50,321 So where's your boyfriend tonight? 724 00:40:50,363 --> 00:40:53,365 He's not my boyfriend anymore. 725 00:40:54,492 --> 00:40:56,827 - Why not? - He didn't want to be. 726 00:40:59,204 --> 00:41:00,413 Idiot. 727 00:41:01,832 --> 00:41:03,249 So is Summer. 728 00:41:05,418 --> 00:41:07,586 You think you'll get back together? 729 00:41:07,670 --> 00:41:10,130 He was pretty set in his decision. 730 00:41:11,340 --> 00:41:13,633 - When did it happen? - Yesterday. 731 00:41:13,676 --> 00:41:14,760 Wow. 732 00:41:15,010 --> 00:41:17,553 It was our three-month anniversary. 733 00:41:18,347 --> 00:41:21,016 - That sucks. - Yeah, it does suck. 734 00:41:23,226 --> 00:41:25,352 Do you think you guys will? 735 00:41:26,646 --> 00:41:28,939 - No. - So, no? 736 00:41:30,566 --> 00:41:31,650 No. 737 00:41:36,655 --> 00:41:39,866 I'm sorry I gave you such a hard time for a while. 738 00:41:40,075 --> 00:41:42,535 - That's okay. - It is? 739 00:41:42,577 --> 00:41:44,954 No, but you're sad. 740 00:41:48,374 --> 00:41:49,750 I am sorry. 741 00:41:50,334 --> 00:41:52,210 I accept your apology. 742 00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:55,881 Man, it's a great party? 743 00:41:56,923 --> 00:41:58,424 Yeah, not bad. 744 00:41:59,259 --> 00:42:02,261 It gave me a chance to catch up on my reading. 745 00:42:03,971 --> 00:42:06,681 You are very odd, you know that? 746 00:42:07,725 --> 00:42:09,059 Thank you. 747 00:42:10,394 --> 00:42:11,937 You're welcome. 748 00:42:26,450 --> 00:42:30,203 I'm sorry. What did I do? Did I bite your lip or something? 749 00:42:30,412 --> 00:42:33,581 No, it's not you. I just have to go. 750 00:42:41,714 --> 00:42:44,216 - We have to go. - Rory, are you okay? 751 00:42:44,508 --> 00:42:46,718 - I have to go. - Wait, can I get your number? 752 00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:49,345 Last name's Kim. We're the only ones in Stars Hollow. 753 00:42:49,429 --> 00:42:52,598 I can't believe I just gave my number to a potential Korean doctor. 754 00:43:06,111 --> 00:43:08,071 I'm ready to wallow now. 755 00:43:33,135 --> 00:43:36,930 Hey, Joe, it's Lorelai. I need a pizza with everything, okay? 756 00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:38,807 Thanks.