1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:02,000 www.tvsubtitles.net 2 00:00:04,600 --> 00:00:06,362 - That's nice. - Thank you. 3 00:00:06,801 --> 00:00:08,325 Don't move, please. 4 00:00:09,771 --> 00:00:11,761 Why are you insisting on doing this? 5 00:00:11,839 --> 00:00:14,933 Because you're starting private school tomorrow. 6 00:00:15,009 --> 00:00:18,409 Yes, but I'm gonna be wearing shoes. Nobody's gonna see my feet. 7 00:00:18,478 --> 00:00:21,913 Okay, but everybody knows that private school girls are bad. 8 00:00:21,981 --> 00:00:24,847 And bad girls always wear red nail polish. 9 00:00:27,852 --> 00:00:29,012 Are you nervous? 10 00:00:29,088 --> 00:00:31,648 - About what? - About starting Chilton. 11 00:00:31,857 --> 00:00:35,053 I wasn't until I heard about all those bad girls. 12 00:00:35,493 --> 00:00:38,758 Guys! New CD! XTC, Apple Venus Volume 2! 13 00:00:39,329 --> 00:00:42,093 - Good! - But you only finished half my toes. 14 00:00:42,233 --> 00:00:45,099 Who cares? You're gonna be wearing shoes anyway! 15 00:01:56,961 --> 00:01:58,053 Mom! 16 00:01:58,529 --> 00:01:59,927 What? God! Hi. 17 00:01:59,998 --> 00:02:02,898 - What are you doing? - Having a heart attack. 18 00:02:02,967 --> 00:02:05,230 I thought you were up. It's 7:10. 19 00:02:05,302 --> 00:02:06,894 - What? - It's 7:10. 20 00:02:06,971 --> 00:02:07,958 No. 21 00:02:09,140 --> 00:02:10,970 Stop it! It's 5:45. 22 00:02:11,041 --> 00:02:12,974 - No, it's not! - Yes, it is. 23 00:02:13,042 --> 00:02:15,875 I set the clock for 5:45, so it's... 24 00:02:16,613 --> 00:02:18,079 It's 7:10. 25 00:02:18,814 --> 00:02:20,974 I can't be late on my first day of school. 26 00:02:21,050 --> 00:02:23,780 You know what happens when people are late on the first day? 27 00:02:23,852 --> 00:02:24,876 It's shorter? 28 00:02:24,952 --> 00:02:27,614 For the rest of the year they're labeled "The late girl." 29 00:02:27,689 --> 00:02:30,123 So dramatic. Where's the bathroom? 30 00:02:30,625 --> 00:02:33,422 We have to go! What if there's traffic? 31 00:02:35,429 --> 00:02:38,455 I had this all planned. I was gonna get up early. 32 00:02:38,532 --> 00:02:41,898 I was gonna get coffee. I was gonna take a shower. 33 00:02:41,968 --> 00:02:45,403 I was gonna pick up my clothes from the dry cleaner's. 34 00:02:47,174 --> 00:02:50,266 - Oh, my God. My clothes. - What? 35 00:02:50,343 --> 00:02:53,334 - I don't have any clean clothes. - It's 7:15. 36 00:02:53,411 --> 00:02:56,175 - All my nice things were dirty. - It's 7:16. 37 00:02:56,247 --> 00:02:58,807 I was gonna wear my blue suit with the flippy skirt. 38 00:02:58,883 --> 00:03:01,715 - I look so great in the flippy skirt. - It's 7:17. 39 00:03:01,786 --> 00:03:03,253 You know what, time lady? 40 00:03:03,321 --> 00:03:07,154 Go downstairs and warm up the car. That would be really super. Thank you. 41 00:03:07,224 --> 00:03:08,623 Just hurry! 44 00:03:14,798 --> 00:03:18,425 This is the last time I buy anything just because it's furry! 45 00:03:20,303 --> 00:03:21,326 It's 7... 46 00:03:21,404 --> 00:03:24,065 Don't even think of finishing that sentence. 47 00:03:24,672 --> 00:03:25,799 What? 48 00:03:25,874 --> 00:03:28,137 Nothing. I just didn't know the rodeo was in town. 49 00:03:28,210 --> 00:03:30,302 That's it. I'm bringing the baby pictures. 50 00:03:30,378 --> 00:03:34,075 No! I'm sorry. I love the rodeo, the rodeo rules. 51 00:04:18,921 --> 00:04:22,083 - I remember it being smaller. - Yeah. And less... 52 00:04:22,325 --> 00:04:24,450 - Off with their heads. - Yeah. 53 00:04:26,995 --> 00:04:28,621 What are you looking at? 54 00:04:28,696 --> 00:04:32,530 I'm just trying to see if there's a hunchback up in that bell tower. 55 00:04:33,067 --> 00:04:34,693 So, how do I look? 56 00:04:36,837 --> 00:04:38,326 You look great. 57 00:04:38,873 --> 00:04:40,304 - Really? - Really. 58 00:04:40,374 --> 00:04:43,900 You are an amazing kid. You have earned this. 59 00:04:44,344 --> 00:04:47,801 You just go in there and show them what smart really is. 60 00:04:47,881 --> 00:04:50,610 I love you. Call me if you need me. 61 00:04:52,218 --> 00:04:54,276 - You're kidding, right? - No. 62 00:04:54,586 --> 00:04:58,612 Call me if you need anything. I'm great at making up dirty cheers. 63 00:04:58,690 --> 00:05:01,920 - You have to go in with me. - Rory, come on. 64 00:05:02,194 --> 00:05:04,219 You have to meet the headmaster. 65 00:05:04,528 --> 00:05:07,793 Look at me. I can't meet anybody who does anything in there. 66 00:05:08,299 --> 00:05:11,029 No! I look like that chick from The Dukes of Hazzard. 67 00:05:11,101 --> 00:05:12,931 This is my first day. 68 00:05:13,002 --> 00:05:16,300 You are not getting out of going in there with me. Period. 69 00:05:22,344 --> 00:05:23,834 Good morning. 70 00:05:25,948 --> 00:05:28,075 We're gonna be best friends. 71 00:05:28,417 --> 00:05:31,613 - So, where do we go? - The Ambroise building. 72 00:05:32,487 --> 00:05:35,047 - Which is? - The big, scary one. 73 00:05:35,656 --> 00:05:38,647 Great! Thanks for the input. 74 00:05:39,193 --> 00:05:41,491 - Lost? - Yeah. 75 00:05:41,561 --> 00:05:44,927 We're looking for the headmaster's office, Ambroise building. 76 00:05:45,132 --> 00:05:47,292 Okay. This is it right here. 77 00:05:47,466 --> 00:05:50,401 Just go inside, down the stairs, make a left... 78 00:05:50,469 --> 00:05:53,132 and the headmaster's office is at the end of the hall. 79 00:05:53,205 --> 00:05:55,400 - Great. Thank you. - You're welcome. 80 00:05:56,275 --> 00:05:59,005 I'm lan Jack. My daughter Julia goes to school here. 81 00:05:59,077 --> 00:06:02,910 Hi. I'm Lorelai Gilmore. This is my daughter, Rory. 82 00:06:04,182 --> 00:06:06,274 - Your daughter? Really? - Yep. 83 00:06:06,351 --> 00:06:08,012 Wow, that's great. 84 00:06:08,719 --> 00:06:10,914 I mean, daughters are a great thing. 85 00:06:10,988 --> 00:06:12,852 - We're big fans. - Yeah. 86 00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:17,456 Is your husband here? I'd love to meet him. 87 00:06:17,528 --> 00:06:19,085 I'm not married. 88 00:06:19,662 --> 00:06:21,151 I'd love to meet your wife. 89 00:06:21,230 --> 00:06:22,857 - I'm divorced. - Shame. 90 00:06:22,932 --> 00:06:24,922 - Excuse me. I really got to... - Right. 91 00:06:25,001 --> 00:06:27,731 We gotta go meet the big guy, and I gotta get back to work. 92 00:06:27,803 --> 00:06:29,827 - Where do you work? - At an inn. 93 00:06:29,905 --> 00:06:33,466 - The Independence Inn. I run it. - Really? 94 00:06:34,576 --> 00:06:36,668 In a different outfit, of course. 95 00:06:36,977 --> 00:06:40,242 It was nice to meet you, Lorelai. Good luck in school, Rory. 96 00:06:40,313 --> 00:06:43,110 - I'll tell Julia to look out for you. - Great, thanks. 97 00:06:43,183 --> 00:06:44,444 See you. 98 00:06:46,786 --> 00:06:48,549 What a nice man. 99 00:06:48,821 --> 00:06:51,948 You're feeling pretty good about yourself right now, aren't you? 100 00:06:52,025 --> 00:06:53,217 Yeah. 101 00:06:53,293 --> 00:06:56,692 - Do you want me to get you a mirror? - I'm back. Let's go. 102 00:07:01,766 --> 00:07:04,030 Good. More big stuff. 103 00:07:35,964 --> 00:07:37,430 - You ready? - No. 104 00:07:40,301 --> 00:07:41,892 - You ready? - Yes. 105 00:07:51,577 --> 00:07:52,668 Excuse me. 106 00:07:53,880 --> 00:07:56,712 Hi. I'm Lorelai Gilmore. 107 00:07:56,782 --> 00:08:00,512 This is my daughter, Lorelai Gilmore, because I named her after me. 108 00:08:00,585 --> 00:08:04,042 I was in the hospital, all whacked out on Demerol. Never mind. 109 00:08:04,289 --> 00:08:07,621 But we call her Rory. It's short for Lorelai... 110 00:08:07,692 --> 00:08:11,059 but she'll answer to either one or even "Hey, you" depending on... 111 00:08:11,128 --> 00:08:13,028 Is the headmaster here? 112 00:08:13,197 --> 00:08:14,562 One moment. 113 00:08:21,070 --> 00:08:25,005 See, that's what happens when you go to bed with your makeup on. 114 00:08:28,511 --> 00:08:30,978 Headmaster Charleston will see you now. 115 00:08:32,147 --> 00:08:33,808 Great. Thanks. 116 00:08:35,717 --> 00:08:37,742 Ms. Gilmore, I'm Headmaster Charleston. 117 00:08:37,818 --> 00:08:40,412 Hi. Wow. It's really nice to meet... 118 00:08:41,655 --> 00:08:42,713 Mom. 119 00:08:46,927 --> 00:08:48,325 What are you doing here? 120 00:08:48,395 --> 00:08:51,851 I came to wish my granddaughter luck on her first day of school. 121 00:08:51,931 --> 00:08:54,558 Rory, you look wonderful in that uniform. 122 00:08:54,634 --> 00:08:57,100 You didn't have to come all the way out here, Mom. 123 00:08:57,169 --> 00:09:01,002 This gave me a chance to make sure that Hanlin here takes good care of Rory. 124 00:09:01,074 --> 00:09:03,370 - You're Hanlin. - Hanlin Charleston. 125 00:09:03,442 --> 00:09:06,933 Hanlin's wife and I are on the Symphony Fundraising Committee together. 126 00:09:07,012 --> 00:09:08,410 Wow. That's great. 127 00:09:08,479 --> 00:09:10,275 Your father and I are golf rivals. 128 00:09:10,348 --> 00:09:13,009 We're still fighting it out to see which one is worse. 129 00:09:13,084 --> 00:09:15,074 Oh, yes. We're all old friends. 130 00:09:15,153 --> 00:09:17,313 Well, there's nothing like friends. 131 00:09:17,388 --> 00:09:20,288 Especially if they're old... ones. 132 00:09:21,857 --> 00:09:24,382 Would you like to take off your coat and have a seat? 133 00:09:24,461 --> 00:09:26,325 No, I'm fine. 134 00:09:26,395 --> 00:09:29,454 They were a little overzealous with the furnace this morning. 135 00:09:29,532 --> 00:09:32,193 - It's quite warm in here. - I like it warm. 136 00:09:32,268 --> 00:09:34,099 Take off your coat and sit down. 137 00:09:34,169 --> 00:09:36,694 You don't want Hanlin to think you're rude. 138 00:09:47,782 --> 00:09:49,180 Laundry day. 139 00:09:52,219 --> 00:09:56,484 Hanlin, did you know that Rory has a 4.0 grade average? 140 00:09:56,723 --> 00:09:58,088 I'm sure he does, Mom. 141 00:09:58,157 --> 00:10:00,853 This is a very special girl. You take good care of her. 142 00:10:00,926 --> 00:10:02,393 We'll do our best, Emily. 143 00:10:02,461 --> 00:10:04,622 Oh, God. Rory's not going to be a problem. 144 00:10:04,696 --> 00:10:07,687 She's totally low maintenance. You know, like a Honda. 145 00:10:07,765 --> 00:10:10,063 You know, they're just easy... 146 00:10:12,404 --> 00:10:13,803 Nice office. 147 00:10:13,871 --> 00:10:16,862 I don't think we should take up any more of your precious time. 148 00:10:16,941 --> 00:10:20,033 Hanlin, it was lovely to see you. Give Bitty our love. 149 00:10:20,111 --> 00:10:22,510 Tell Richard I'll see him at the club Sunday. 150 00:10:22,579 --> 00:10:25,638 Have a wonderful day, Rory. I want to hear all about it. 151 00:10:25,715 --> 00:10:28,705 Do you need a ride, or is your horse parked outside? 152 00:10:30,386 --> 00:10:32,376 It's so nice to meet you. 153 00:10:32,921 --> 00:10:34,547 Have a great day. 154 00:10:35,858 --> 00:10:38,348 You don't want to forget your coat. 155 00:10:38,826 --> 00:10:41,453 No, 'cause that would be embarrassing. 156 00:10:47,667 --> 00:10:49,691 How do you leave the house looking like that? 157 00:10:49,771 --> 00:10:51,237 It was not planned, believe me. 158 00:10:51,304 --> 00:10:52,771 And on Rory's first day of school. 159 00:10:52,839 --> 00:10:55,068 What kind of impression did you think you'd make? 160 00:10:55,142 --> 00:10:56,334 What are you doing here? 161 00:10:56,409 --> 00:10:58,774 I told you, I came to put in a good word for Rory. 162 00:10:58,844 --> 00:11:01,971 - She didn't need a good word. - I'm not allowed here, is that it? 163 00:11:02,047 --> 00:11:03,206 I didn't say that. 164 00:11:03,282 --> 00:11:05,876 I'm allowed to pay, but I can't set foot on the premises. 165 00:11:05,950 --> 00:11:08,111 - I want to get the rules straight. - Oh, boy. 166 00:11:08,186 --> 00:11:10,711 - How about driving down the street? - Forget it. 167 00:11:10,790 --> 00:11:13,222 Maybe I should avoid this neighborhood altogether. 168 00:11:13,292 --> 00:11:15,087 Though my doctor is down the block. 169 00:11:15,159 --> 00:11:18,060 Maybe I'll get special permission if I'm bleeding from the head. 170 00:11:18,128 --> 00:11:21,620 I'm sorry. I was just surprised to see you here. 171 00:11:21,732 --> 00:11:25,861 I thought it was important for this school to know they had a Gilmore with them. 172 00:11:25,936 --> 00:11:27,300 A very good thought. 173 00:11:27,371 --> 00:11:29,702 And that some of the Gilmores actually own clothing. 174 00:11:29,772 --> 00:11:32,866 And on that note, I have to get to work. I'll see you later. 175 00:11:32,941 --> 00:11:35,636 Dinner, Friday night. No spurs, please. 176 00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:42,513 You're obviously a bright girl, Miss Gilmore. 177 00:11:42,583 --> 00:11:45,710 - Thank you. - Good grades, the teachers like you. 178 00:11:45,787 --> 00:11:48,482 Not a lot of social activities, though. 179 00:11:49,291 --> 00:11:52,053 Just living at Stars Hollow is a social activity, actually. 180 00:11:52,126 --> 00:11:54,059 Nothing in your school appealed to you? 181 00:11:54,127 --> 00:11:56,890 I work at my mother's inn after school sometimes. 182 00:11:56,963 --> 00:12:00,489 I was in the German Club for a while. But there were only three of us. 183 00:12:00,567 --> 00:12:04,297 Then two left for the French Club after seeing Schindler's List. 184 00:12:04,369 --> 00:12:06,303 What are your aspirations? 185 00:12:06,371 --> 00:12:09,636 I want to go to Harvard to study Journalism and Political Science. 186 00:12:09,708 --> 00:12:12,540 - On your way to being... - Christiane Amanpour. 187 00:12:12,611 --> 00:12:14,077 - Really? - Yes. 188 00:12:14,612 --> 00:12:16,636 - Not Cokie Roberts? - No. 189 00:12:16,715 --> 00:12:20,410 Not Oprah, Rosie, or one of the women from The View? 190 00:12:21,052 --> 00:12:22,040 No. 191 00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:24,948 Why do you wish to be Christiane Amanpour? 192 00:12:25,021 --> 00:12:27,319 I don't wish to be her exactly. 193 00:12:27,390 --> 00:12:29,983 - I just want to do what she does. - Which is? 194 00:12:31,428 --> 00:12:34,089 Travel, see the world up close... 195 00:12:34,163 --> 00:12:37,961 report on what's really going on, be part of something big. 196 00:12:38,033 --> 00:12:41,127 And to be a part of something big you have to be on TV? 197 00:12:41,202 --> 00:12:43,227 Why not lead the police on a high-speed chase? 198 00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:45,168 That's a quicker way to achieve this goal. 199 00:12:45,240 --> 00:12:47,104 Being on TV has nothing to do with it. 200 00:12:47,175 --> 00:12:51,201 Maybe I'll be a journalist and write books or articles about what I see. 201 00:12:51,511 --> 00:12:55,037 I just want to be sure that I see... something. 202 00:12:58,518 --> 00:13:02,283 You'll notice the debating team's also missing from my resume. 203 00:13:04,257 --> 00:13:07,090 I've known your grandparents for quite some time. 204 00:13:07,158 --> 00:13:08,352 I know. 205 00:13:08,426 --> 00:13:11,862 In fact, I was at a party at their house just last week... 206 00:13:11,931 --> 00:13:15,262 where I had the most delicious lobster puffs I've ever eaten. 207 00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:17,364 I'm very fond of them. 208 00:13:17,735 --> 00:13:19,133 That's nice. 209 00:13:19,737 --> 00:13:22,500 None of this, however, will be of any benefit to you. 210 00:13:22,573 --> 00:13:24,939 Chilton has one of the highest academic standards... 211 00:13:25,008 --> 00:13:26,738 of any school in America. 212 00:13:26,810 --> 00:13:29,278 You may have been the smartest girl at Stars Hollow... 213 00:13:29,345 --> 00:13:30,937 but this is a different place. 214 00:13:31,014 --> 00:13:33,311 Pressures are greater, the rules are stricter... 215 00:13:33,384 --> 00:13:35,317 and the expectations are higher. 216 00:13:35,385 --> 00:13:36,511 If you make it through... 217 00:13:36,586 --> 00:13:39,486 you'll have received one of the finest educations one can get. 218 00:13:39,554 --> 00:13:43,011 And there should be no reason why you should not achieve all your goals. 219 00:13:43,090 --> 00:13:44,818 However, since you are starting late... 220 00:13:44,893 --> 00:13:47,452 and are not used to this highly competitive atmosphere... 221 00:13:47,528 --> 00:13:49,961 there is a good chance you will fail. 222 00:13:51,599 --> 00:13:53,998 That is fine. Failure is a part of life. 223 00:13:54,901 --> 00:13:56,926 But not a part of Chilton. 224 00:13:57,636 --> 00:13:59,002 Understand? 225 00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:03,699 So, you liked the lobster puffs? 226 00:14:06,946 --> 00:14:10,813 Take this to Miss James in the administration office across the hall. 227 00:14:27,831 --> 00:14:30,128 Hi, I'm looking for Miss James. 228 00:14:30,466 --> 00:14:33,093 - Name? - Lorelai Gilmore. 229 00:14:34,137 --> 00:14:36,933 - But I go by Rory. - Fill this out, please. 230 00:14:50,685 --> 00:14:51,811 - Well? - Shut up. 231 00:14:51,885 --> 00:14:53,317 Hurry please. Spiders. 232 00:14:53,388 --> 00:14:55,514 - Lorelai Gilmore. - Nice stripper name. 233 00:14:55,589 --> 00:14:57,955 - Formerly of Stars Hollow High School. - Where's that? 234 00:14:58,025 --> 00:15:00,890 Drive west, make a left at the haystacks, and follow the cows. 235 00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:02,290 A Dixie chick. 236 00:15:02,363 --> 00:15:04,387 Perfect attendance, 4.0 grade point average. 237 00:15:04,464 --> 00:15:05,623 Bugs, dirt, twigs. 238 00:15:05,698 --> 00:15:06,959 She's a Journalism major. 239 00:15:07,033 --> 00:15:09,296 That means she's going out for the school paper. 240 00:15:09,369 --> 00:15:10,734 Not necessarily. 241 00:15:10,803 --> 00:15:12,770 She's got a thousand recommendations in here. 242 00:15:12,838 --> 00:15:15,362 Popular with the adults. Going out for the school paper. 243 00:15:15,439 --> 00:15:17,236 Will you stop? You don't know that. 244 00:15:17,309 --> 00:15:18,570 - Something's biting me. - Quiet. 245 00:15:18,642 --> 00:15:19,630 I hate nature. 246 00:15:19,711 --> 00:15:21,609 She'll never catch up. She's a month behind. 247 00:15:21,679 --> 00:15:24,273 - You can tutor her. Be like a big sister. - You're funny. 248 00:15:24,348 --> 00:15:25,939 Okay, lizard, goodbye. 249 00:15:26,483 --> 00:15:28,417 Why are they letting these extra people in? 250 00:15:28,486 --> 00:15:30,612 They just take up space and screw up the curve. 251 00:15:30,687 --> 00:15:32,587 We don't need any new kids here. 252 00:15:32,656 --> 00:15:33,916 Too late. 253 00:15:36,693 --> 00:15:39,354 Here's the dining room, the science hall, and the theater. 254 00:15:39,428 --> 00:15:42,454 Here's your locker number, here's your schedule, take this map. 255 00:15:42,530 --> 00:15:45,498 Here's the rules of the school and the Chilton Honor Code. 256 00:15:45,566 --> 00:15:49,058 Here are the words to the school song which must be recited upon demand. 257 00:15:49,138 --> 00:15:51,071 This can happen any place, any time. 258 00:15:51,140 --> 00:15:54,938 If you do it in Latin, you get extra credit. Do you have any questions? 259 00:15:55,009 --> 00:15:57,569 - Not at the moment. - Lf you do, make an appointment... 260 00:15:57,645 --> 00:15:59,578 to see your guidance counselor, Mr. Winters. 261 00:15:59,646 --> 00:16:01,943 He handles everything but bulimia and pregnancy. 262 00:16:02,015 --> 00:16:05,346 For that, you have to go to the nurse or Coach Rubens. 263 00:16:05,418 --> 00:16:07,146 Welcome to Chilton. 264 00:16:15,727 --> 00:16:19,218 I already had the longest day of my life, and it's only 10:00. How nice. 265 00:16:19,297 --> 00:16:20,889 - There's no coffee. - That's not funny. 266 00:16:20,965 --> 00:16:22,226 I can give you herbal tea. 267 00:16:22,299 --> 00:16:25,132 This is not an herbal tea morning. This is a coffee morning. 268 00:16:25,202 --> 00:16:27,294 Every morning for you is a coffee morning. 269 00:16:27,370 --> 00:16:30,134 This is a jumbo coffee morning. I need coffee in an I.V. 270 00:16:30,207 --> 00:16:31,901 I can give you tea and a Balance Bar. 271 00:16:31,975 --> 00:16:33,999 Please, please tell me you're kidding. 272 00:16:34,078 --> 00:16:36,068 - I'm kidding. - You're sick. 273 00:16:36,146 --> 00:16:38,772 - Yep. - You're a sadist. You're a fiend! 274 00:16:38,881 --> 00:16:39,869 You're pretty. 275 00:16:39,949 --> 00:16:41,677 - For here or to go? - To go please. 276 00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:44,242 Want to know what this does to your nervous system? 277 00:16:44,319 --> 00:16:47,253 - Do you have a chart? I love charts. - Forget it, kill yourself. 278 00:16:47,323 --> 00:16:50,223 So, what happened this morning that was so awful? 279 00:16:50,524 --> 00:16:52,753 - Rory started Chilton. - Really? 280 00:16:53,060 --> 00:16:54,151 Yeah. 281 00:16:55,296 --> 00:16:56,284 What? 282 00:16:56,363 --> 00:16:59,457 That's how you dressed to go to Chilton? That's a fancy school. 283 00:16:59,533 --> 00:17:03,468 My clothes were at the cleaners, and my fuzzy clock didn't purr on time. 284 00:17:03,536 --> 00:17:06,299 - It didn't purr? - It's fuzzy. It purrs. 285 00:17:06,373 --> 00:17:08,498 You know what. Never mind. I gotta go. 286 00:17:08,575 --> 00:17:12,408 - I had a plan, damn it. - Me, too. Next time you're getting tea. 287 00:17:19,251 --> 00:17:20,741 Visualize, ladies. 288 00:17:20,818 --> 00:17:22,945 It's a Thanksgiving Day parade. 289 00:17:23,020 --> 00:17:24,681 You're standing on Fifth Avenue. 290 00:17:24,755 --> 00:17:28,657 There's 100 beautiful boys marching in place behind you. 291 00:17:28,726 --> 00:17:30,023 And there you are. 292 00:17:30,094 --> 00:17:34,496 You are in front with your fabulous legs and your perfect tush. 293 00:17:34,563 --> 00:17:38,294 Your baton is on fire, and the crowd goes nuts! 294 00:17:38,468 --> 00:17:40,662 Okay, cookie time. 295 00:17:41,804 --> 00:17:44,272 - Lorelai, hi. - Hey, Patty. 296 00:17:44,573 --> 00:17:46,699 Isn't today Rory's first day at Chilton? 297 00:17:46,775 --> 00:17:49,572 Yeah, she's there now. I just got through dropping her off. 298 00:17:49,645 --> 00:17:51,043 Is that what you wore? 299 00:17:51,112 --> 00:17:53,774 - Look at the time. See you, Patty. - Bye. 300 00:17:56,016 --> 00:17:58,143 Ladies, what do I see? Naked girls. 301 00:17:58,219 --> 00:18:02,120 No, no, keep those leotards on. This is not Brazil. 302 00:18:45,460 --> 00:18:47,086 - Hello? - Lorelai? 303 00:18:47,628 --> 00:18:48,652 Mom? 304 00:18:48,730 --> 00:18:51,163 Lorelai, good. I'm going shopping this afternoon. 305 00:18:51,232 --> 00:18:53,200 I thought I'd pick up a few things for Rory. 306 00:18:53,268 --> 00:18:56,566 - Like what? - A couple of skirts and tops for school. 307 00:18:56,737 --> 00:19:00,763 I already took care of all that, Mom. I got her two skirts and a bunch of tops. 308 00:19:00,841 --> 00:19:02,672 But there are five days in a school week. 309 00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:06,576 Really? Because my days-of-the-week underwear only go to Thursday. 310 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,841 - Is that a joke? - Mom, two skirts are fine. 311 00:19:08,914 --> 00:19:11,541 - I never know with you. - Really, don't bother. 312 00:19:11,617 --> 00:19:13,243 What if she gets one dirty? 313 00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:16,287 - She'll wear the other one. - What if she gets them both dirty? 314 00:19:16,355 --> 00:19:18,948 We'll use this newfangled thing called a washing machine. 315 00:19:19,023 --> 00:19:21,514 The town chipped in and bought one. My turn's Tuesday. 316 00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:24,960 Then, what about socks? Chilton has these special logo socks. 317 00:19:25,029 --> 00:19:26,757 - Rory should have them. - Mom, please. 318 00:19:26,831 --> 00:19:29,197 What about the school sweater? She might like that. 319 00:19:29,266 --> 00:19:31,427 There's a sweater vest and a book bag. 320 00:19:31,501 --> 00:19:33,332 Are you getting a cut of the merchandising? 321 00:19:33,404 --> 00:19:36,065 Rory should have these. She'll be the only one who doesn't. 322 00:19:36,139 --> 00:19:37,605 She'll live. 323 00:19:37,674 --> 00:19:40,403 I'm at least getting her the Chilton coat. Is she a size 6? 324 00:19:40,476 --> 00:19:42,068 Mom, please. 325 00:19:42,246 --> 00:19:44,372 This is a simple question, Lorelai. 326 00:19:44,714 --> 00:19:47,648 She's a 6, but I'd get an 8 in case she grows. 327 00:19:47,716 --> 00:19:49,342 If she grows, I'll buy another. 328 00:19:49,417 --> 00:19:52,408 Okay, then a 6 is great. I gotta go, Mom. Bye. 329 00:19:54,222 --> 00:19:57,589 While French culture was the dominant outside cultural influence... 330 00:19:57,659 --> 00:19:59,785 especially for Russia's moneyed class... 331 00:19:59,860 --> 00:20:02,158 English culture also had its impact. 332 00:20:02,229 --> 00:20:04,719 Tolstoy's favorite author, for instance, was... 333 00:20:04,798 --> 00:20:05,786 Dickens. 334 00:20:05,866 --> 00:20:10,392 Yes. And of course, last week we covered Dostoyevsky's main authorial influences... 335 00:20:11,404 --> 00:20:13,634 - George Sand and Balzac. - Good. 336 00:20:14,007 --> 00:20:17,601 As Tolstoy commenced writing War and Peace and Anna Karenina... 337 00:20:17,677 --> 00:20:20,407 - Count Leo would turn to... - David Copperfield. 338 00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:23,778 Correct. He would turn to David Copperfield for inspiration. 339 00:20:25,317 --> 00:20:27,341 - Mr. Dugray. - Sir. 340 00:20:27,686 --> 00:20:29,277 Nice to have you back. 341 00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:31,877 - I hope your grandfather's better. - Much better, sir. 342 00:20:31,956 --> 00:20:33,889 Good. Take your seat, please. 343 00:20:35,092 --> 00:20:38,993 Great Expectations, A Tale of Two Cities, Little Dorrit... 344 00:20:39,296 --> 00:20:42,457 all major influences on Leo Tolstoy. 345 00:20:43,098 --> 00:20:44,189 Tomorrow... 346 00:20:44,267 --> 00:20:46,131 - Who's that? - New girl. 347 00:20:46,202 --> 00:20:50,034 ...writing styles of these two literary masters, Tolstoy and Dickens. 348 00:20:50,906 --> 00:20:52,497 Class dismissed. 349 00:20:54,810 --> 00:20:57,300 Looks like we got ourselves a Mary. 350 00:20:58,280 --> 00:21:01,009 Miss Gilmore, come up here, please. 351 00:21:03,383 --> 00:21:05,408 Here are last week's study materials. 352 00:21:05,486 --> 00:21:08,249 There'll be a test on them tomorrow. But since you're new... 353 00:21:08,322 --> 00:21:11,416 you can take a makeup on Monday. Will that be sufficient time? 354 00:21:11,490 --> 00:21:13,650 Monday? Sure, that's fine. 355 00:21:14,061 --> 00:21:15,550 Good. That's just an overview. 356 00:21:15,628 --> 00:21:18,461 It'd be helpful to borrow another student's personal notes. 357 00:21:18,531 --> 00:21:20,497 They tend to be more detailed. 358 00:21:20,866 --> 00:21:22,661 More detailed than this? 359 00:21:22,735 --> 00:21:24,793 It seems daunting right now, I know. 360 00:21:24,870 --> 00:21:27,667 No. It's okay. It'll be fine. 361 00:21:28,406 --> 00:21:31,307 Remember to get those notes. They'll be a lifesaver. 362 00:21:33,844 --> 00:21:34,970 I'm Paris. 363 00:21:35,045 --> 00:21:37,171 I didn't see you there. Where'd you come from? 364 00:21:37,248 --> 00:21:38,770 I know who you are, too. 365 00:21:38,850 --> 00:21:41,181 Lorelai Gilmore from Stars Hollow. 366 00:21:41,251 --> 00:21:42,649 You can call me Rory. 367 00:21:42,719 --> 00:21:44,948 - Are you going out for The Franklin? - The what? 368 00:21:45,021 --> 00:21:46,147 Nice innocent act. 369 00:21:46,221 --> 00:21:48,552 At least I know you're not going out for Drama Club. 370 00:21:48,624 --> 00:21:49,783 I'm confused. 371 00:21:49,859 --> 00:21:53,089 The Franklin, the school paper, are you going out for it? 372 00:21:53,161 --> 00:21:55,253 I don't know. I have to find my locker first. 373 00:21:55,330 --> 00:21:58,298 - I'm gonna be editor next year. - Good for you. 374 00:21:58,366 --> 00:21:59,628 I'm also the top of the class. 375 00:21:59,701 --> 00:22:02,168 I intend to be valedictorian when I graduate. 376 00:22:02,237 --> 00:22:03,726 Okay. I'm going now. 377 00:22:03,804 --> 00:22:06,236 You'll never catch up. You'll never beat me. 378 00:22:06,307 --> 00:22:09,401 This school is my domain, and The Franklin is my domain. 379 00:22:09,477 --> 00:22:11,568 Don't you ever forget that. 380 00:22:14,447 --> 00:22:17,813 I guess you're not going to let me borrow your notes. 381 00:22:26,525 --> 00:22:28,549 They're smaller than the last batch. 382 00:22:28,626 --> 00:22:30,218 No, they're not. 383 00:22:30,728 --> 00:22:32,958 Smaller means watery. No good peach taste. 384 00:22:33,030 --> 00:22:34,792 No, there's plenty of peach taste... 385 00:22:34,867 --> 00:22:37,390 being as they're, you know, peaches. 386 00:22:37,869 --> 00:22:40,631 - What about the ones on the bottom? - Great. 387 00:22:40,738 --> 00:22:43,797 No. Be sure to check them all. That's it. 388 00:22:43,874 --> 00:22:46,397 Give every last one of them a nice, good squeeze. 389 00:22:46,475 --> 00:22:49,842 You wouldn't want to leave me one that I could sell to somebody else. 390 00:22:49,912 --> 00:22:53,073 Wait a minute, you missed one. I won't tell you which one it is. 391 00:22:53,149 --> 00:22:57,278 I'm just going to let your impeccably good radar... There it is, you got it. 392 00:22:57,352 --> 00:22:58,410 Okay. 393 00:22:59,721 --> 00:23:01,552 - I look great, right? - Yes. 394 00:23:01,622 --> 00:23:04,284 Yes, see. This is how I was supposed to look this morning. 395 00:23:04,358 --> 00:23:07,224 - Morning, Jackson. - Oh, my God, today was Rory's first day. 396 00:23:07,294 --> 00:23:09,557 Yes. I was supposed to look together and fabulous. 397 00:23:09,630 --> 00:23:11,494 Not like I was playing quarters all night. 398 00:23:11,564 --> 00:23:13,964 - Nobody cares how you looked. - Everybody cared. 399 00:23:14,034 --> 00:23:16,627 - Who? - The other moms, the headmaster. 400 00:23:16,702 --> 00:23:20,865 My mom, Luke, Miss Patty, the new fire chief with the tiny little head. 401 00:23:21,407 --> 00:23:22,736 Taste this. 402 00:23:24,342 --> 00:23:25,741 A little watery. 403 00:23:25,811 --> 00:23:27,506 Now, you planned this. 404 00:23:27,579 --> 00:23:30,309 - Did you say something about your mom? - Yeah. 405 00:23:30,382 --> 00:23:33,248 I walked into the headmaster's office, and there she was. 406 00:23:33,317 --> 00:23:34,341 Really? Why? 407 00:23:34,418 --> 00:23:38,218 Because she knew I'd wake up late, dress like a cowgirl, and humiliate myself. 408 00:23:38,290 --> 00:23:40,655 - Wow, she's good. - She's the best. 409 00:23:41,259 --> 00:23:43,248 I would love to know what you're doing. 410 00:23:43,326 --> 00:23:46,260 - They're rolling differently, too. - Because of the extra water. 411 00:23:46,330 --> 00:23:48,559 - Exactly. - Makes perfect sense. 412 00:23:48,898 --> 00:23:50,454 I would ignore those women... 413 00:23:50,532 --> 00:23:54,195 because the only thing that matters is that Rory got into that great school. 414 00:23:54,269 --> 00:23:58,261 I know. She looked so amazing in her uniform, and she was so excited. 415 00:23:58,340 --> 00:24:01,605 I just admire her so much, jumping into a new school. 416 00:24:01,844 --> 00:24:03,400 - She's my hero. - Mine, too. 417 00:24:03,478 --> 00:24:05,001 Yeah. Sign me up. 418 00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:07,206 Sookie, the peaches, please. 419 00:24:08,983 --> 00:24:11,576 Excuse me. There's a phone call for you... 420 00:24:11,651 --> 00:24:15,416 and if I'm to fetch you like a dog, I'd like a cookie and a raise. 421 00:24:15,489 --> 00:24:17,285 Thanks for the peach. 422 00:24:20,227 --> 00:24:22,922 This will be absolutely wonderful. 423 00:24:22,995 --> 00:24:26,225 There are supposed to be darling shops all up and down this street. 424 00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:30,165 Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me where we can find the best antiques? 425 00:24:30,236 --> 00:24:32,202 At your house, I'd guess. 426 00:24:33,371 --> 00:24:36,567 Mom, did I give you this number, 'cause I don't remember doing that. 427 00:24:36,642 --> 00:24:39,303 Yeah, well, I must be losing my mind. What can I... 428 00:24:39,377 --> 00:24:41,844 I'm sorry, Mom, can you hold on one second? 429 00:24:41,912 --> 00:24:45,074 Drella, could you take it down just a notch? 430 00:24:45,582 --> 00:24:47,641 Thanks. Okay, I'm back. 431 00:24:47,817 --> 00:24:51,547 I wanted you to know that I just bought a parking space for Rory at Chilton. 432 00:24:51,754 --> 00:24:54,278 - You what? - They are very hard to come by. 433 00:24:54,357 --> 00:24:58,052 - But I pulled a few strings and it's all hers. - Mom, Rory doesn't have a car. 434 00:24:58,127 --> 00:25:00,060 No, but she's got a birthday coming up soon. 435 00:25:00,128 --> 00:25:02,029 Okay, hold on a second. 436 00:25:02,898 --> 00:25:06,459 Drella, please, a little softer. 437 00:25:06,535 --> 00:25:09,502 Do I look like I got Panasonic stamped on my ass? 438 00:25:10,938 --> 00:25:13,030 Mom, you are not buying Rory a car. 439 00:25:13,107 --> 00:25:15,370 Why not? She's a smart girl. She's responsible. 440 00:25:15,442 --> 00:25:18,343 - She doesn't need one. - She needs to have a way to get around. 441 00:25:18,411 --> 00:25:20,379 - To get to school. - She'll be taking the bus. 442 00:25:20,446 --> 00:25:22,242 I know. I hate that she takes the bus. 443 00:25:22,315 --> 00:25:23,713 Drug dealers take the bus. 444 00:25:23,782 --> 00:25:25,443 You know what, Mom? I gotta go. 445 00:25:25,684 --> 00:25:27,879 Fine. We'll discuss this at a later date. 446 00:25:27,953 --> 00:25:29,249 Okay. Bye. 447 00:25:36,361 --> 00:25:37,451 Mary. 448 00:25:39,096 --> 00:25:40,529 - Me? - Yeah, you. 449 00:25:40,699 --> 00:25:43,029 - My name is Rory. - I'm Tristan. 450 00:25:43,134 --> 00:25:44,760 - Hi. - So you new? 451 00:25:45,001 --> 00:25:47,936 - Yeah, first day. - Remmy's class is rough. 452 00:25:48,305 --> 00:25:49,931 Yeah, it seemed very intense. 453 00:25:50,006 --> 00:25:52,497 I could loan you my notes, if that would help. 454 00:25:52,575 --> 00:25:54,873 - Really? That'd be great. - Yeah? 455 00:25:56,145 --> 00:25:57,475 How great? 456 00:25:57,880 --> 00:25:59,278 I don't know. 457 00:25:59,348 --> 00:26:02,009 Mr. Remmy said that getting someone's notes would be... 458 00:26:02,084 --> 00:26:04,814 I could even help you study if you want. 459 00:26:06,220 --> 00:26:09,280 I kind of view studying as a solitary activity. 460 00:26:09,724 --> 00:26:11,088 But thanks. 461 00:26:12,225 --> 00:26:13,556 Bye, Mary. 462 00:26:14,928 --> 00:26:16,258 It's Rory. 463 00:26:19,666 --> 00:26:23,396 - I completely understand. - Do you? Because this is a brand-new car. 464 00:26:23,470 --> 00:26:26,062 - But I swear. - He brings the car up and it's scratched. 465 00:26:26,138 --> 00:26:27,468 I just backed the car up and... 466 00:26:27,540 --> 00:26:30,702 I'd know if my car was scratched before I parked it or not. 467 00:26:30,776 --> 00:26:32,332 Let's calm down. 468 00:26:32,410 --> 00:26:35,071 Sir, why don't I have your car looked at tomorrow? 469 00:26:35,146 --> 00:26:38,114 - I'm sure we can find a way to resolve this. - No. 470 00:26:38,183 --> 00:26:42,016 In the meantime, I would love for you to have lunch here on me. 471 00:26:42,120 --> 00:26:43,449 Dessert is a must. 472 00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:46,386 Anything with our homemade ice cream is absolutely delicious. 473 00:26:46,457 --> 00:26:50,358 I promise, life as you know it, will never be the same. What do you say? 474 00:26:51,327 --> 00:26:52,851 I think I will. 475 00:26:52,963 --> 00:26:54,827 - Thank you. - Thank you. 476 00:26:55,632 --> 00:26:58,657 - Lorelai, I swear, I didn't scratch his car. - Derek. 477 00:26:58,734 --> 00:27:01,760 I mean, if you thought I was unreliable or a bad driver... 478 00:27:01,837 --> 00:27:03,098 It's okay. 479 00:27:03,171 --> 00:27:05,331 'Cause I can drive. 480 00:27:05,408 --> 00:27:07,636 Oh, sweetie. I am sure you can. 481 00:27:07,708 --> 00:27:10,835 We'll take it to Musky's tomorrow and have the guys look at it. 482 00:27:10,911 --> 00:27:13,708 I'm sure they can buff it out for nothing. Okay? 483 00:27:13,948 --> 00:27:14,935 Okay. 484 00:27:17,385 --> 00:27:19,682 That's a real nice outfit you're wearing today. 485 00:27:19,753 --> 00:27:21,379 Thank you, Derek. 486 00:27:25,025 --> 00:27:27,151 Once again, your faithful pooch is here to say: 487 00:27:27,227 --> 00:27:29,854 "Please come to the desk. Someone needs to talk to you." 488 00:27:29,929 --> 00:27:32,396 - It's not my mother, is it? - It's possible. 489 00:27:32,899 --> 00:27:35,230 - It's possible? - There's a resemblance. 490 00:27:36,501 --> 00:27:38,832 - Hi. - Hi. Is this a bad time? 491 00:27:38,903 --> 00:27:41,269 No, not at all. What are you doing here? 492 00:27:41,339 --> 00:27:44,501 I had to meet an associate for lunch. He was coming from New York. 493 00:27:44,575 --> 00:27:47,167 So I thought, "Why not meet him in a beautiful inn?" 494 00:27:47,245 --> 00:27:49,611 - Good. Enjoy your lunch. - Thanks. I will. 495 00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:52,079 - Okay. - And I was also wondering... 496 00:27:52,149 --> 00:27:54,616 if maybe I could take you out to dinner sometime. 497 00:27:54,685 --> 00:27:57,117 We're a little food-obsessed, aren't we? 498 00:27:57,187 --> 00:28:00,245 It's the company more than the food that interests me. 499 00:28:00,523 --> 00:28:02,513 - I'm flattered. - Is that a yes? 500 00:28:02,791 --> 00:28:04,884 That's a... you're a dad. 501 00:28:05,260 --> 00:28:06,488 And you're a mom. 502 00:28:06,561 --> 00:28:09,928 Although I'm still finding that really hard to believe. 503 00:28:09,998 --> 00:28:12,397 No, I mean, you're a Chilton dad. 504 00:28:13,334 --> 00:28:16,028 - That sounds bad. - Not bad. Just tricky. 505 00:28:16,270 --> 00:28:18,134 You know, Rory just started there... 506 00:28:18,205 --> 00:28:20,638 and I should let her fall in with the bad crowd... 507 00:28:20,708 --> 00:28:22,766 before I start hooking up with the PTA. 508 00:28:22,842 --> 00:28:24,036 I'm not on the PTA. 509 00:28:24,110 --> 00:28:26,976 See? There you go, I can't date anyone not on the PTA. 510 00:28:27,046 --> 00:28:29,640 - It's just a casual dinner. - Sorry. 511 00:28:33,952 --> 00:28:37,818 Okay, I'll tell you what. I'm going to China for a week on business. 512 00:28:37,889 --> 00:28:40,118 When I get back, I'm going to try again. 513 00:28:40,192 --> 00:28:41,886 China? Wow. 514 00:28:42,393 --> 00:28:43,916 - Impressed? - No. 515 00:28:44,395 --> 00:28:47,761 Rome, I'd be impressed. China, I'm just, "China? Wow." 516 00:28:50,401 --> 00:28:54,166 "Lorelai Gilmore, General Manager." I'll talk to you soon. 517 00:28:54,604 --> 00:28:56,629 - Have a safe trip. - I will. 518 00:29:02,212 --> 00:29:05,510 - He does that so well. - You are making me sick. 519 00:29:06,681 --> 00:29:09,308 Now, honey. You try it. I'll watch you walk away, too. 520 00:29:09,383 --> 00:29:11,408 - Stop it. - Go on now, walk. 521 00:29:11,486 --> 00:29:14,113 - It can't be that bad. - Leave me alone. 522 00:29:14,454 --> 00:29:16,979 No. You have to do it with a little more attitude. 523 00:29:17,057 --> 00:29:19,082 Make me think you mean it. 524 00:29:33,405 --> 00:29:34,871 That's lunch. 525 00:29:55,359 --> 00:29:57,519 I'm sorry, but you're going to open. 526 00:30:02,864 --> 00:30:06,300 Oh, no. I am so sorry. 527 00:30:06,369 --> 00:30:08,495 Paris, please, I'm so sorry. 528 00:30:08,569 --> 00:30:11,470 It was an accident. My locker, it just slipped. 529 00:30:11,539 --> 00:30:14,133 I pulled too hard. I didn't mean to... 530 00:30:14,776 --> 00:30:16,800 Is there water in that moat? 531 00:30:16,877 --> 00:30:18,503 Get away from me. 532 00:30:25,084 --> 00:30:27,881 Excuse me, I need Ms. Ness. History? 533 00:30:27,954 --> 00:30:29,546 It's behind you. 534 00:30:31,057 --> 00:30:32,648 Of course it is. 535 00:30:38,263 --> 00:30:40,388 You've got to be kidding me. 536 00:30:43,201 --> 00:30:44,862 Seats now, please. 537 00:30:45,436 --> 00:30:46,767 Hey, Mary. 538 00:30:48,605 --> 00:30:49,696 Okay. 539 00:30:51,175 --> 00:30:53,768 We left our projects off on Friday with Mr. Gaynor... 540 00:30:53,844 --> 00:30:56,311 so today we will pick up with Miss Geller. 541 00:30:59,015 --> 00:31:00,447 I don't have my project. 542 00:31:00,517 --> 00:31:03,815 Miss Geller, did you have sufficient time to complete your project? 543 00:31:03,887 --> 00:31:06,480 - Yes. - And yet you don't have it done? 544 00:31:06,622 --> 00:31:08,316 - No. - All right. 545 00:31:08,390 --> 00:31:10,822 You will receive an "incomplete" for this project. 546 00:31:10,893 --> 00:31:12,791 - It's my fault. - Who are you? 547 00:31:12,861 --> 00:31:15,658 - Rory Gilmore. I wrecked her project. - Shut up. 548 00:31:15,730 --> 00:31:19,860 I don't have a Rory Gilmore. I have a Lorelai Gilmore. 549 00:31:19,933 --> 00:31:21,024 That's me. 550 00:31:21,101 --> 00:31:23,568 You are Rory and Lorelai Gilmore? 551 00:31:23,838 --> 00:31:26,362 Yes. And I wrecked her project. My locker got stuck. 552 00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:27,997 Just stay out of this. 553 00:31:28,074 --> 00:31:30,805 - Do you go by Rory or Lorelai? - Whatever. 554 00:31:30,877 --> 00:31:32,605 It's not her fault. 555 00:31:32,778 --> 00:31:34,938 - I need you to pick one. - One what? 556 00:31:35,014 --> 00:31:36,276 One name. 557 00:31:36,348 --> 00:31:38,373 - Rory. - Fine. Thank you. 558 00:31:40,786 --> 00:31:42,752 You wrecked Paris' project when? 559 00:31:42,821 --> 00:31:45,345 - Just before class. - Very convenient. 560 00:31:45,422 --> 00:31:48,482 No, I did. My locker got stuck, and when I opened it... 561 00:31:48,559 --> 00:31:49,583 Stop it! 562 00:31:49,660 --> 00:31:52,287 Miss Gilmore, since you say you wrecked her project... 563 00:31:52,363 --> 00:31:54,455 then you may help her fix it. 564 00:31:54,531 --> 00:31:56,498 You have until tomorrow. 565 00:31:56,633 --> 00:31:57,895 - Fine. - No. 566 00:31:58,167 --> 00:31:59,963 - Why not? - I don't want your help. 567 00:32:00,036 --> 00:32:02,402 - But I don't mind doing it. - Stay out of this. 568 00:32:02,471 --> 00:32:03,802 What's wrong with you? 569 00:32:03,873 --> 00:32:05,363 - I'm trying to help. - Don't. 570 00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:07,203 Ladies, enough. 571 00:32:08,076 --> 00:32:11,705 If you don't want Miss Gilmore's help, then you may have until tomorrow. 572 00:32:11,779 --> 00:32:14,612 If it's not done, you will receive an "incomplete." 573 00:32:14,682 --> 00:32:16,410 Is that understood? 574 00:32:17,818 --> 00:32:18,876 Yes. 575 00:32:20,755 --> 00:32:23,280 As long as you're standing, class... 576 00:32:23,557 --> 00:32:26,718 we have a new student. Say hello to Rory Gilmore. 577 00:32:27,261 --> 00:32:28,852 Hello, Mary. 578 00:32:37,303 --> 00:32:40,066 Now, walk smooth. That's the new Harry Potter on your heads. 579 00:32:40,139 --> 00:32:43,595 If they should drop, Harry will die, and there won't be any more books. 580 00:32:43,676 --> 00:32:46,872 Now that's how you should've dressed this morning, missy. 581 00:32:50,882 --> 00:32:52,849 What are you doing here? 582 00:32:53,484 --> 00:32:57,146 See now, that's why you were voted Mr. Personality of the new millennium. 583 00:32:57,220 --> 00:32:58,550 Where's your crown? 584 00:32:58,621 --> 00:33:01,089 I just mean you don't usually come in at this time. 585 00:33:01,158 --> 00:33:03,625 I have to pick up Rory from school. 586 00:33:03,894 --> 00:33:05,384 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 587 00:33:05,461 --> 00:33:06,791 No lectures? 588 00:33:06,995 --> 00:33:10,396 My blood sugar's low. I'll eat an apple and get back to you. 589 00:33:12,033 --> 00:33:14,523 God, this has been one hectic, bizarre day for me. 590 00:33:14,603 --> 00:33:15,694 Yeah? 591 00:33:15,770 --> 00:33:18,796 This morning with the being late and my mom with her existing. 592 00:33:18,873 --> 00:33:20,773 And this father from Chilton. 593 00:33:20,841 --> 00:33:24,743 He drove out to the Inn all the way from Hartford just to ask me out. 594 00:33:25,145 --> 00:33:26,737 Really? Are you going? 595 00:33:26,814 --> 00:33:31,444 No. He's got a kid in school with Rory, and the whole thing seemed a little weird. 596 00:33:31,851 --> 00:33:33,909 - Good. - Good? 597 00:33:35,053 --> 00:33:38,216 Yeah, I think it's good that you turned him down. 598 00:33:38,523 --> 00:33:39,614 Okay. 599 00:33:39,791 --> 00:33:42,122 - I mean, he's probably old, right? - Old? 600 00:33:42,195 --> 00:33:45,162 - Yeah, I mean, he has a kid in high school. - Well, so do I. 601 00:33:45,230 --> 00:33:48,198 You were young when you had Rory. Most people aren't that young. 602 00:33:48,266 --> 00:33:50,097 - Most people are... - Old. 603 00:33:50,167 --> 00:33:51,156 Yeah. 604 00:33:51,268 --> 00:33:53,566 Like this guy who asked me out. 605 00:33:54,705 --> 00:33:56,500 But you're not going. 606 00:33:57,675 --> 00:33:59,335 No, I'm not going. 607 00:34:04,681 --> 00:34:06,171 Oh, that's me. 608 00:34:09,252 --> 00:34:11,276 Hello? Hi, Babbette. 609 00:34:12,955 --> 00:34:14,980 What? Okay. 610 00:34:15,656 --> 00:34:17,988 No, I'll be right there. Thanks. 611 00:34:19,527 --> 00:34:20,959 I have to go. 612 00:34:21,595 --> 00:34:23,620 Keep it. I gave you decaf. 613 00:34:38,377 --> 00:34:41,368 Lorelai, I'm so sorry I had to call you like this. 614 00:34:41,446 --> 00:34:43,573 That's okay, Babbette. I appreciate it. 615 00:34:43,649 --> 00:34:47,447 All of a sudden, they pull up, get out of the truck, and start sniffing around. 616 00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:49,919 - It's very strange. - All right. Let me talk to them. 617 00:34:49,988 --> 00:34:52,114 - Tell her about the gnome. - They kicked a gnome. 618 00:34:52,190 --> 00:34:53,521 - What? - Right in the head. 619 00:34:53,590 --> 00:34:56,718 - That's just not cool. - I'm very sorry. Is the gnome okay? 620 00:34:56,794 --> 00:34:58,954 He's fine, sugar. Thanks for asking. 621 00:34:59,029 --> 00:35:00,722 But I wouldn't trust these boys. 622 00:35:00,798 --> 00:35:03,766 Gnome kicking says a lot about a man's character. 623 00:35:03,834 --> 00:35:06,734 Yes. I'm gonna go take care of this. Thanks. 624 00:35:12,608 --> 00:35:13,767 What are you doing? 625 00:35:13,842 --> 00:35:15,241 - You live here? - Yes, I do. 626 00:35:15,311 --> 00:35:18,677 I'm supposed to install a DSL for a Lorelai Gilmore. Is that you? 627 00:35:18,747 --> 00:35:20,214 - Yes, that's me. - I'm Mick. 628 00:35:20,282 --> 00:35:22,476 Nice to meet you. Could you get off my porch? 629 00:35:22,551 --> 00:35:25,643 I was told to look for a ceramic frog with a key in it. 630 00:35:25,719 --> 00:35:27,914 - I don't understand. - We can't find the frog. 631 00:35:27,987 --> 00:35:32,047 - I didn't order a DSL. - The order was placed by Emily Gilmore. 632 00:35:32,660 --> 00:35:33,647 No. 633 00:35:33,726 --> 00:35:36,785 We would've been done, but the frog search put us way behind. 634 00:35:36,863 --> 00:35:37,955 Look. 635 00:35:38,832 --> 00:35:40,389 - I found it. - You found the frog. 636 00:35:40,467 --> 00:35:43,094 - It was a turtle, not a frog. - It says here it's a frog. 637 00:35:43,168 --> 00:35:44,466 - It's a turtle. - Really? 638 00:35:44,536 --> 00:35:47,937 Trust me. Listen, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to cancel that DSL order. 639 00:35:48,005 --> 00:35:49,437 Sure? It's already paid for. 640 00:35:49,507 --> 00:35:51,874 Yeah, I know, but we don't need a DSL... 641 00:35:51,943 --> 00:35:54,707 so thanks for coming, and you guys can just go. 642 00:35:56,615 --> 00:35:57,944 Is there a problem? 643 00:35:58,014 --> 00:36:01,471 Nothing Shakespeare couldn't turn into a really good play. 644 00:36:04,855 --> 00:36:05,980 Let's try another passage. 645 00:36:07,957 --> 00:36:10,083 "The Romanists have, with great adroitness..." 646 00:36:10,159 --> 00:36:12,559 "drawn three walls round themselves..." 647 00:36:12,628 --> 00:36:15,959 "with which they have hitherto protected themselves..." 648 00:36:16,265 --> 00:36:20,758 "so that no one could reform them, whereby Christendom has fallen terribly." 649 00:36:22,469 --> 00:36:24,699 - Who said this? - Martin Luther. 650 00:36:25,139 --> 00:36:27,107 Very good, Miss Gilmore. 651 00:36:27,175 --> 00:36:30,542 And what year did Martin Luther address the Christian nobility? 652 00:36:30,612 --> 00:36:33,079 - 1520. - Very good, Miss Gilmore. 653 00:36:34,447 --> 00:36:36,347 Until next time, class. 654 00:36:42,954 --> 00:36:44,444 Stay out of my way. 655 00:36:44,524 --> 00:36:47,583 I will make this school a living hell for you. 656 00:36:50,128 --> 00:36:52,028 See you tomorrow, Mary. 657 00:36:53,230 --> 00:36:54,856 The name is Rory. 658 00:37:05,942 --> 00:37:08,273 - Can I help you? - God, I wish. 659 00:37:10,413 --> 00:37:12,005 What on earth... 660 00:37:12,515 --> 00:37:16,280 - You're not buying us a DSL. - Lorelai, this is hardly the place. 661 00:37:16,352 --> 00:37:18,546 I canceled the order, and it's not happening. 662 00:37:18,620 --> 00:37:20,644 But Rory needs the Internet for her school. 663 00:37:20,722 --> 00:37:21,949 We have the Internet. 664 00:37:22,024 --> 00:37:24,719 - This is faster. - We like our Internet slow, okay? 665 00:37:24,792 --> 00:37:28,056 We can turn it on, walk around, do a little dance, make a sandwich. 666 00:37:28,129 --> 00:37:31,256 With DSL, there's no dancing, no walking, and we'd starve. 667 00:37:31,332 --> 00:37:34,061 It'd be all work and no play. Haven't you seen The Shining? 668 00:37:34,135 --> 00:37:35,726 What on earth are you talking about? 669 00:37:35,802 --> 00:37:38,235 Also, there will be no cars, no parking spaces. 670 00:37:38,305 --> 00:37:41,206 And all the uniforms will be supplied by me. The mother. 671 00:37:41,274 --> 00:37:43,264 That's final. There will be no discussion. 672 00:37:43,342 --> 00:37:46,799 - You're being stubborn as usual. - No, I'm not being stubborn as usual. 673 00:37:46,878 --> 00:37:48,038 I'm being me. 674 00:37:48,113 --> 00:37:51,207 The same person who always needed to work out her own problems... 675 00:37:51,282 --> 00:37:54,115 and take care of herself, because that's the way I was born. 676 00:37:54,185 --> 00:37:56,948 - That's how I am! - Florence, I'm dripping. 677 00:37:57,355 --> 00:38:00,791 I appreciate what you have done for Rory in paying for her school. 678 00:38:00,857 --> 00:38:03,484 That will not be forgotten. You won't let it. 679 00:38:04,161 --> 00:38:05,788 But she is my daughter. 680 00:38:05,863 --> 00:38:08,660 And I decide how we live, not you. 681 00:38:12,868 --> 00:38:14,233 Now then... 682 00:38:15,271 --> 00:38:17,466 do they validate parking here? 683 00:38:17,974 --> 00:38:20,100 There's a stamp at the desk. 684 00:38:21,644 --> 00:38:22,974 Thank you. 685 00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:42,221 Hey, you. 686 00:38:45,697 --> 00:38:48,530 So, this whole plaid-skirt thing, my idea? 687 00:38:48,867 --> 00:38:50,528 My day sucked, too. 688 00:38:50,602 --> 00:38:52,866 - Promise? - I swear on my mother's life. 689 00:38:53,238 --> 00:38:55,263 - Not yet. - Still hugging. 690 00:38:57,009 --> 00:38:59,408 - So, I brought us some coffee. - Why, I'm shocked. 691 00:38:59,478 --> 00:39:01,103 Triple caps, easy foam. 692 00:39:01,178 --> 00:39:04,443 If that doesn't work, we'll stick our fingers in a light socket. 693 00:39:04,515 --> 00:39:05,845 Come here. 694 00:39:07,816 --> 00:39:10,808 Wow, what, do they expect you to get smart all in one day? 695 00:39:10,887 --> 00:39:13,719 - They expect a lot of things. - So, tell me. 696 00:39:14,257 --> 00:39:17,089 I don't know. It was just one big, long... 697 00:39:17,394 --> 00:39:20,453 scary, tweedy, bad eight hours. 698 00:39:20,629 --> 00:39:23,324 Add some hair spray, and you've got my day. 699 00:39:23,398 --> 00:39:26,560 One of the girls already hates me. The guys are weird. 700 00:39:26,635 --> 00:39:29,500 - Weirder than other guys? - Yeah, they kept calling me Mary. 701 00:39:29,570 --> 00:39:30,764 You're kidding me. 702 00:39:30,838 --> 00:39:34,103 Wow, I can't believe they still say that. 703 00:39:34,508 --> 00:39:37,965 - Why? What does it mean? - Mary, like Virgin Mary. 704 00:39:38,045 --> 00:39:40,411 It means they think you look like a goody-goody. 705 00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:42,141 - You're kidding. - No. 706 00:39:42,316 --> 00:39:45,580 What would they have called me if they thought I looked like a slut? 707 00:39:45,651 --> 00:39:47,982 They might have added a Magdalene to it. 708 00:39:48,053 --> 00:39:51,510 Biblical insults. This is an advanced school. 709 00:39:57,161 --> 00:39:59,958 It was so weird not having you in school today. 710 00:40:00,030 --> 00:40:02,463 I mean, I finally noticed some of the other kids. 711 00:40:02,533 --> 00:40:04,966 Let me just say, they are a sad lot. 712 00:40:05,035 --> 00:40:08,970 Yeah? Add a couple plaid skirts, and you've got the Chilton freaks. 713 00:40:09,039 --> 00:40:11,598 - I totally miss you. - I miss you. 714 00:40:12,675 --> 00:40:14,266 Guys, I have an idea. 715 00:40:14,344 --> 00:40:16,208 What about, on Tuesdays and Thursdays... 716 00:40:16,278 --> 00:40:18,304 when I go to Hartford for my business class... 717 00:40:18,381 --> 00:40:21,214 what if Lane comes along, and you guys can shop and study... 718 00:40:21,283 --> 00:40:23,011 and join a cult and shave your heads? 719 00:40:23,086 --> 00:40:26,144 - Really? - All except the shaving your heads part. 720 00:40:26,221 --> 00:40:28,519 Oh, no. What time is it? 721 00:40:29,558 --> 00:40:30,649 6:30. 722 00:40:30,726 --> 00:40:32,750 - I'm late for dinner. - Again? 723 00:40:32,827 --> 00:40:36,922 Lane, your mother is gonna kill me if I keep sending you home fed and happy. 724 00:40:36,997 --> 00:40:40,522 I'm sorry. But she found a website that sells tofu in bulk. 725 00:40:40,601 --> 00:40:41,897 You're kidding, right? 726 00:40:41,968 --> 00:40:44,528 Yesterday, she went out and bought a bigger fridge. 727 00:40:44,604 --> 00:40:46,628 Boy, honey, your life is scary. 728 00:40:46,706 --> 00:40:49,196 - Can I have your crust? - It's the least I can do. 729 00:40:49,275 --> 00:40:50,672 Thanks. Bye. 730 00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:04,344 A pizza for your thoughts. 731 00:41:04,922 --> 00:41:07,652 I wish I could figure out a way to get Paris off my back. 732 00:41:07,724 --> 00:41:10,124 Yeah, angry chicks are the worst. 733 00:41:11,193 --> 00:41:13,389 When I was in high school, I had a Paris. 734 00:41:13,463 --> 00:41:15,589 - Yeah? - Yeah, she was horrible. 735 00:41:15,665 --> 00:41:18,997 - How'd you get rid of her? - I got pregnant and dropped out. 736 00:41:19,067 --> 00:41:22,161 - What if I learn to French braid her hair? - Even better. 737 00:41:22,805 --> 00:41:25,295 Sweetie, you can't let those kids get you down. 738 00:41:25,373 --> 00:41:26,532 I know. 739 00:41:26,608 --> 00:41:28,439 Do you want me to talk to anybody? 740 00:41:28,510 --> 00:41:31,342 A parent, a teacher, a big guy named Moose? 741 00:41:31,813 --> 00:41:34,303 - I'll just figure it out for myself. - Okay. 742 00:41:37,151 --> 00:41:38,209 What? 743 00:41:38,284 --> 00:41:40,752 I was thinking about the way Paris' face looked... 744 00:41:40,821 --> 00:41:43,152 when I beat her to that Martin Luther question. 745 00:41:43,222 --> 00:41:45,349 - Good? - Fourteen shades of purple. 746 00:41:45,425 --> 00:41:47,950 - Cool. - Tomorrow I'm shooting for 15. 747 00:41:49,896 --> 00:41:51,862 What do you think of Luke? 748 00:41:51,931 --> 00:41:55,093 - What do you mean? - I mean, do you think he's cute? 749 00:41:55,667 --> 00:41:58,134 - No. No way. - No way, what? 750 00:41:58,202 --> 00:42:01,103 - You cannot date Luke. - I said nothing about dating Luke. 751 00:42:01,172 --> 00:42:04,801 If you date him, you'll break up and we'll never be able to eat there again. 752 00:42:04,875 --> 00:42:07,537 I repeat, I said nothing about dating Luke. 753 00:42:08,045 --> 00:42:10,672 Date Al from Pancake World, his food stinks. 754 00:42:10,747 --> 00:42:12,578 I cannot believe what I'm hearing. 755 00:42:12,650 --> 00:42:15,550 Al's food does not stink, Al stinks.