1
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I know, how about... No.

2
00:00:04,232 --> 00:00:06,584
No, you can't keep doing that.

3
00:00:06,773 --> 00:00:08,887
You can't just start a
thought and then say "no."

4
00:00:09,064 --> 00:00:11,212
Finish them, or
don't start them at all.

5
00:00:11,398 --> 00:00:14,035
- You're very totalitarian today.
- It just drives me crazy.

6
00:00:14,231 --> 00:00:18,299
It's like if you do "shave and a
haircut" without the last part, you know?

7
00:00:18,563 --> 00:00:21,029
- Come on, do it.
- Stop giving me half-finished thoughts.

8
00:00:21,230 --> 00:00:23,185
- I promise, come on, do it.
- "Two bits."

9
00:00:23,354 --> 00:00:25,991
- Thank you.
- Now, what were you thinking?

10
00:00:26,437 --> 00:00:28,903
- Pizza and TV.
- That's our fallback.

11
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That's why I said not. I
remembered it was our fallback.

12
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- When did we become so old and pathetic?
- We're neither.

13
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We're momentarily stuck
on what to do tonight.

14
00:00:37,686 --> 00:00:40,721
It's a Friday night. We should
be out, partying with the homies.

15
00:00:40,936 --> 00:00:43,368
Our Stars Hollow homies
are all in bed by now.

16
00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:46,026
Kirk will be playing video
trivia at the pizza place.

17
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- We could go and watch.
- Okay, we're old and pathetic.

18
00:00:48,726 --> 00:00:49,760
How did it come to this?

19
00:00:49,893 --> 00:00:51,802
It's our first Friday
we haven't had to go...

20
00:00:51,976 --> 00:00:53,249
to Grandma and Grandpa's.

21
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I can't for the life of me remember what
we did before we started doing those.

22
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It seems like a
million years ago.

23
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Who are you calling?

24
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It just feels weird not even to
say hello to them on a Friday night.

25
00:01:04,183 --> 00:01:05,410
No. Don't call them.

26
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This rift is between you and
them, I'm still on friendly terms.

27
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It's just that they're probably
sitting there, eating alone...

28
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shivering in an unheated room,
with only a single light bulb...

29
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to make us feel spectacularly
guilty at the thought.

30
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Grandpa, it's Rory.

31
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Rory!

32
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- He's pretending not to remember you?
- No, it's loud there.

33
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Loud?

34
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- What's going on there?
- We're having a party.

35
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- A party?
- A party?

36
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A last-minute thing, couldn't
get too big a crowd here.

37
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I think we wound up with
55 or 60, something like that.

38
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Sixty people.

39
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Here come the mushroom
caps, everybody.

40
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- They're singing and mushroom caps.
- I am appalled by this.

41
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- Sounds like a lot of fun.
- It is.

42
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Your grandmother's in the next
room, dancing with Lloyd Sandstone.

43
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Watch where you put
those hands, Lloyd.

44
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- A guy named Lloyd is feeling up Grandma.
- You're making this up.

45
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I'll let you go, okay?

46
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Okay. Now, you're coming to visit
after school on Monday, aren't you?

47
00:02:00,426 --> 00:02:03,222
- Yeah, I'll see you then.
- I can't wait. Bye now.

48
00:02:04,676 --> 00:02:06,029
[Singing]

49
00:02:07,342 --> 00:02:09,808
The Gilmore house is
partying like it's 1999.

50
00:02:10,008 --> 00:02:12,360
And here, it's at home
with <i>The 700 Club.</i>

51
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We didn't tell them to
stop living their lives.

52
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- How could they bounce back so quickly?
- I don't know, but bounce they did.

53
00:02:18,966 --> 00:02:22,398
Okay, they win this time, but
we've got to think of something...

54
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super-big and fantastic
and cool for next Friday night.

55
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- Okay?
- Okay.

56
00:02:26,798 --> 00:02:27,946
Now, think.

57
00:02:31,923 --> 00:02:33,831
Mushroom caps sound really good.

58
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Sorry.

59
00:03:40,748 --> 00:03:42,259
- Hi.
- Say "cheese."

60
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I love my little digital
camera, I want to marry it.

61
00:03:45,330 --> 00:03:48,843
- Do you ever want to put it away?
- You hurt little Digital Dan's feelings.

62
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Sorry, D.D.

63
00:03:50,830 --> 00:03:52,342
Gotcha. No, wait.

64
00:03:52,746 --> 00:03:55,940
Missed. Got a good one of
you, though. Nice cheekbones.

65
00:03:56,162 --> 00:03:58,549
Could you focus on
something non-photographic?

66
00:03:58,745 --> 00:04:01,541
- I'll try.
- I was asked to pass this along to you.

67
00:04:01,745 --> 00:04:05,177
From Chilton? Have you been
dipping girls' hair in the inkwells again?

68
00:04:05,411 --> 00:04:06,525
Read it and see.

69
00:04:06,745 --> 00:04:10,529
"Dear Miss Gilmore: With your daughter's
final days at Chilton fast approaching..."

70
00:04:10,786 --> 00:04:11,820
"Yours are, too."

71
00:04:11,953 --> 00:04:14,385
Not feeling the love here.

72
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"The Booster Club could use your
help. We would greatly appreciate..."

73
00:04:18,369 --> 00:04:22,153
"Greatly" is underlined three times.
Trying to emphasize a word there. Got it.

74
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"Your involvement especially in light of
your previous paucity of participation."

75
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They got me with alliteration
and an obscure word.

76
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- The bastards.
- I've been summoned to duty.

77
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- Sounds like it.
- I feel like I should pack my rucksack.

78
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- Kiss my loved ones goodbye.
- So don't do it then.

79
00:04:37,658 --> 00:04:41,010
Yeah, you're as good as out of
there. Yale's grabbed you. It's too late.

80
00:04:41,241 --> 00:04:44,071
- We don't need a thing from them.
- Except my graduation tickets.

81
00:04:44,282 --> 00:04:45,873
- We already got them.
- We need extras.

82
00:04:46,032 --> 00:04:48,207
I put in a request and
it's up to them now.

83
00:04:48,219 --> 00:04:50,066
So we do need
one kind of big thing.

84
00:04:50,323 --> 00:04:53,199
- And there's my diploma.
- You get your diploma at graduation.

85
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No, I get my diploma
holder at graduation.

86
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They would withhold your diploma
based on my participation paucity?

87
00:04:59,364 --> 00:05:02,637
- I don't know.
- I'm screwed. I guess I've got to do it.

88
00:05:02,947 --> 00:05:04,015
Guys.

89
00:05:05,113 --> 00:05:08,228
- Was that necessary?
- Man, you do not photograph well.

90
00:05:08,446 --> 00:05:10,434
- What?
- You been getting some sleep, brother?

91
00:05:10,612 --> 00:05:12,920
- 'Cause that's 40 miles of bad road.
- I wasn't ready.

92
00:05:13,112 --> 00:05:15,420
Plus it was a bad angle,
plus this is a harsh light.

93
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A soft light would help
with the thing with the eyes.

94
00:05:18,403 --> 00:05:20,199
Look who knows what
light he looks best in.

95
00:05:20,361 --> 00:05:23,350
- Are you ready to order?
- I'm gonna take a picture of the menu...

96
00:05:23,569 --> 00:05:24,767
and then order off the camera.

97
00:05:24,902 --> 00:05:26,937
- Yell when she's tired of it.
- Give it time.

98
00:05:27,111 --> 00:05:30,225
Now I'm gonna zoom in
on just the breakfast meats.

99
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Go to town.

100
00:05:34,651 --> 00:05:37,606
- We all finished at the same time.
- That has never happened.

101
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The middle of that song
didn't even sound like us.

102
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Yeah, it sounded good.

103
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It sounded great,
guys, all of it. Didn't it?

104
00:05:43,984 --> 00:05:46,416
- Not too shabby.
- We are so ready for this gig.

105
00:05:46,608 --> 00:05:48,597
- I just love the sound of that.
- Where is it?

106
00:05:48,774 --> 00:05:51,570
Kyle's parents are going to
Marriage Encounter for the weekend.

107
00:05:51,774 --> 00:05:53,763
- So he's having a party.
- You got enough songs?

108
00:05:53,941 --> 00:05:56,452
Enough for two half-hour
sets. We just need a name.

109
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- I've made my suggestion.
- We vetoed The Harry Potters. Next.

110
00:05:59,982 --> 00:06:02,653
- Yours is better?
- Follow Them To The Edge Of The Desert...

111
00:06:02,856 --> 00:06:03,969
is memorable and classy.

112
00:06:04,106 --> 00:06:06,539
- I run out of breath when I say it.
- You've got asthma.

113
00:06:06,730 --> 00:06:08,208
You get breathless
saying your name.

114
00:06:08,355 --> 00:06:11,390
Brian, we can't work our name
around your respiratory illnesses.

115
00:06:11,605 --> 00:06:14,401
Follow Them To The Edge
Of The Desert, is still too long.

116
00:06:14,605 --> 00:06:18,798
But when we get famous, our fans
will shorten it to F.T.T.T.E.O.T.D.

117
00:06:19,063 --> 00:06:22,051
- Do you guys have any suggestions?
- We wouldn't dare.

118
00:06:22,271 --> 00:06:24,987
How are you going to play
with your mom being so strict?

119
00:06:25,187 --> 00:06:28,062
Rory and Jess will deliver my
drums to Kyle's house for me...

120
00:06:28,270 --> 00:06:32,623
then Young Chui is going to pick me up
to take me to a fictional bowling party...

121
00:06:32,894 --> 00:06:34,690
that'll last the
length of our gig.

122
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- Nice going.
- I've got my own ball and shoes.

123
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Dude. Don't tell people that.

124
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- See you, guys.
- Yeah, see you.

125
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Bye.

126
00:06:43,268 --> 00:06:44,985
- How about The We?
- The We?

127
00:06:45,559 --> 00:06:47,070
We are The We.

128
00:06:47,685 --> 00:06:49,037
I can't talk about this anymore.

129
00:06:49,351 --> 00:06:52,067
- So, any word on your car?
- Nothing.

130
00:06:52,267 --> 00:06:54,825
You think someone would've
found it, it was one of a kind.

131
00:06:55,016 --> 00:06:58,562
It's probably holed up in some
chop shop. Say goodbye, it's gone...

132
00:06:58,808 --> 00:07:01,002
whatever. Let's talk
about something else.

133
00:07:01,182 --> 00:07:02,932
I like that you're
getting to know Dave.

134
00:07:03,099 --> 00:07:04,849
- Yeah, he's a cool guy.
- Good.

135
00:07:05,015 --> 00:07:07,004
It'll be fun, the four
of us going to prom.

136
00:07:07,182 --> 00:07:10,455
- I forgot about the prom.
- You were trying to forget about the prom.

137
00:07:10,682 --> 00:07:12,716
I agreed to go, and I
am a man of my word.

138
00:07:12,889 --> 00:07:15,356
- How's that arm I twisted?
- I got the feeling back in it.

139
00:07:15,556 --> 00:07:18,352
If there is one more dance I
want to go to in my whole life...

140
00:07:18,556 --> 00:07:21,113
it'd be the prom, with
Lane, that's a big part of it.

141
00:07:21,305 --> 00:07:23,419
- I'm getting tickets this week.
- And I'll pay.

142
00:07:23,596 --> 00:07:24,824
Not a chance.

143
00:07:25,888 --> 00:07:28,115
It means a tux, you
know? I know it's geeky...

144
00:07:28,304 --> 00:07:30,100
Tuxes are also James
Bond, that's not geeky.

145
00:07:30,263 --> 00:07:31,377
You're kind.

146
00:07:31,512 --> 00:07:34,627
And going to stash a
change of clothes in the limo.

147
00:07:39,553 --> 00:07:40,701
LORELAI: Sookie?

148
00:07:40,845 --> 00:07:41,844
Yeah?

149
00:07:42,845 --> 00:07:45,879
I need love and a hug.
I just had to lay off Julio.

150
00:07:46,094 --> 00:07:47,093
Poor thing.

151
00:07:47,219 --> 00:07:50,129
It's the third one. All I'm doing
is crushing people's spirits.

152
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But you told them that we all love
them and we'll hire them back soon.

153
00:07:54,635 --> 00:07:57,067
I gave them their severance
checks. They were so nice...

154
00:07:57,260 --> 00:07:59,294
- it made it harder.
- We're gonna get them back.

155
00:07:59,467 --> 00:08:02,058
- It'll all be good again.
- We have to lay off Frank, too...

156
00:08:02,259 --> 00:08:05,374
but I just couldn't do another
one, so Michel offered to do it.

157
00:08:05,591 --> 00:08:07,103
- Did he say he'd be nice?
- Yes.

158
00:08:07,258 --> 00:08:09,452
- And then he skipped off to do it.
- Boy.

159
00:08:09,633 --> 00:08:12,065
- So, what's going on with Luke here?
- I don't know.

160
00:08:12,258 --> 00:08:14,644
I've been keeping my distance
because of what happened.

161
00:08:14,841 --> 00:08:18,034
- What happened?
- Well, he was lying on the floor...

162
00:08:18,257 --> 00:08:21,485
pretty much like that,
tinkering with stuff back there...

163
00:08:21,714 --> 00:08:24,430
and I got down and leaned
in to see what he was doing...

164
00:08:24,631 --> 00:08:26,905
and after a while I realized...

165
00:08:27,089 --> 00:08:29,805
that the whole time my
hand was on his butt.

166
00:08:30,547 --> 00:08:31,511
It was an accident.

167
00:08:31,523 --> 00:08:33,616
It's getting very
Cinemax at night in here.

168
00:08:33,839 --> 00:08:35,828
- It was embarrassing.
- So.

169
00:08:36,879 --> 00:08:38,198
- How was it?
- His butt?

170
00:08:38,338 --> 00:08:39,816
- Yeah.
- It's got a nice shape to it.

171
00:08:39,963 --> 00:08:42,270
Will you two stop
talking about my butt?

172
00:08:42,462 --> 00:08:44,292
- It's all positive.
- And in bad taste.

173
00:08:44,462 --> 00:08:47,655
- We'll talk about it after you leave.
- Which is now, because I'm done.

174
00:08:47,878 --> 00:08:49,026
What's the prognosis?

175
00:08:49,170 --> 00:08:52,397
What the stove company told
you. The wall is burnt from the fire.

176
00:08:52,628 --> 00:08:56,219
You'll have to rebuild it before
you can reconnect the gas.

177
00:08:56,460 --> 00:08:58,018
It's gonna take a while. Sorry.

178
00:08:58,169 --> 00:09:01,556
No, Luke, thanks for doing this,
it's exactly what the contractor said.

179
00:09:01,793 --> 00:09:03,907
We just wanted a guy
with a good butt's opinion.

180
00:09:04,085 --> 00:09:06,881
- Yeah. Tom has a terrible butt.
- Please stop that.

181
00:09:07,085 --> 00:09:09,278
- Rory and I will see you, Saturday?
- You won't.

182
00:09:09,459 --> 00:09:12,652
Nicole and I are going skiing
and we're getting a very early start.

183
00:09:12,875 --> 00:09:14,466
That sounds fun. Why very early?

184
00:09:14,625 --> 00:09:16,614
She has to drive from
her place in New York...

185
00:09:16,792 --> 00:09:18,905
'cause she can't stay at
my place because of Jess.

186
00:09:19,083 --> 00:09:21,549
If you want, why don't you
have her come in Friday night?

187
00:09:21,749 --> 00:09:24,579
You guys could stay here at
the inn. It'll be on the house.

188
00:09:24,791 --> 00:09:26,859
- No, that's okay.
- No, do it, Luke.

189
00:09:27,040 --> 00:09:28,790
I mean, I know we
have rooms available.

190
00:09:28,957 --> 00:09:32,503
It's my way of saying thanks for
parading that nice butt around here.

191
00:09:32,748 --> 00:09:35,737
- No kidding, really, it's a great butt.
- Stop it.

192
00:09:35,956 --> 00:09:39,071
- No, really, it's no problem.
- Well, I don't know, maybe.

193
00:09:39,289 --> 00:09:41,562
- Either way, thanks for the offer.
- All right.

194
00:09:41,747 --> 00:09:44,133
I'll tell Michel to keep a
room available just in case.

195
00:09:44,330 --> 00:09:46,080
- Okay, see you.
- Thanks. Bye.

196
00:09:48,371 --> 00:09:50,929
Did you know that Frank
rescues Chow puppies?

197
00:09:52,079 --> 00:09:55,068
He feeds and houses them on
his own dime till he finds an owner.

198
00:09:55,287 --> 00:09:58,116
We can't fire him,
and they are so cute.

199
00:09:58,704 --> 00:10:01,897
Chin Chin and Paw Paw. Paw Paw's
the one with the squatty little nose.

200
00:10:02,120 --> 00:10:03,597
I took them both.

201
00:10:03,744 --> 00:10:05,938
Okay, good job.

202
00:10:06,120 --> 00:10:08,869
I have to go buy dog food.
Will you fire Frank for me?

203
00:10:09,077 --> 00:10:10,191
Sure thing.

204
00:10:17,702 --> 00:10:20,531
With the last function we raised
enough to put us in the black.

205
00:10:20,742 --> 00:10:22,651
So the school comptroller
is off our back...

206
00:10:22,826 --> 00:10:25,178
which is going to make
our last endeavor easier.

207
00:10:25,367 --> 00:10:27,561
Haven't we already
talked all this stuff to death?

208
00:10:27,741 --> 00:10:31,253
Yes, but we need to fill in our
last-minute Booster Club add-ons here.

209
00:10:31,491 --> 00:10:33,480
- You get the scary, threatening letter?
- Yup.

210
00:10:33,658 --> 00:10:36,488
So on to Grad Night.
Our last event of the year.

211
00:10:36,699 --> 00:10:40,052
- How this year's gone by fast.
- I can't believe my Farrah is 18.

212
00:10:40,281 --> 00:10:42,236
My kid was 18 when she was 10.

213
00:10:42,407 --> 00:10:43,725
- Men.
- What?

214
00:10:44,073 --> 00:10:46,949
Lay low, they're setting traps.
So what are we doing this year?

215
00:10:47,156 --> 00:10:49,144
- We're throwing a big party on a yacht.
- Fun.

216
00:10:49,322 --> 00:10:52,072
The party starts at the dock,
then it sails for three hours...

217
00:10:52,280 --> 00:10:53,791
and concludes with
a fireworks show.

218
00:10:53,947 --> 00:10:55,663
- How's the fundraising going?
- Terrific.

219
00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:58,254
The last fashion show brought
in half of what we need...

220
00:10:58,446 --> 00:11:01,481
and the bake sale today brought
in way more than I expected.

221
00:11:01,696 --> 00:11:03,208
That reminds me.

222
00:11:03,779 --> 00:11:05,495
- What's this?
- Our cashbox.

223
00:11:05,654 --> 00:11:07,689
- You're the Grad Night treasurer.
- I'm the what?

224
00:11:07,861 --> 00:11:09,816
We took a little
vote and you won.

225
00:11:09,987 --> 00:11:12,897
Maybe there should be a
recount because I stink with money.

226
00:11:13,112 --> 00:11:15,828
- The vote was unanimous.
- I was late, can we revote?

227
00:11:16,027 --> 00:11:18,255
Doug was late, too, and he
was voted Lead Chaperone.

228
00:11:18,444 --> 00:11:20,080
- Goody.
- Come on, we can take them.

229
00:11:20,236 --> 00:11:22,873
It's really not a tough job,
you just manage the cash...

230
00:11:23,068 --> 00:11:24,262
keep the simple books.

231
00:11:24,402 --> 00:11:26,629
It means if you don't
come to the next meeting...

232
00:11:26,818 --> 00:11:29,046
we're going to assume
you ran off with our money.

233
00:11:29,567 --> 00:11:31,000
No, I wouldn't do that.

234
00:11:31,150 --> 00:11:34,821
Hello, ladies, hope I'm not
too late. And, gentleman, sorry.

235
00:11:35,067 --> 00:11:37,783
- Doug is one of the ladies now.
- It's good to see you all.

236
00:11:37,984 --> 00:11:41,052
- Terry, Carrie, Lorelai, good to see you.
- Yeah, good... Same here.

237
00:11:41,275 --> 00:11:42,991
- What did I miss?
- Nothing much.

238
00:11:43,149 --> 00:11:46,025
- Lorelai is our Grad Night treasurer.
- You up to the challenge?

239
00:11:46,233 --> 00:11:48,380
Yeah, I'll watch
the little box here.

240
00:11:48,566 --> 00:11:50,952
Otherwise, they've been
picking on you mercilessly.

241
00:11:51,148 --> 00:11:53,785
- Pretty much.
- I'm here to lend you gender support.

242
00:11:54,232 --> 00:11:56,345
- Terry, why don't you continue?
- Great.

243
00:11:56,523 --> 00:11:59,194
- We were discussing Grad Night.
- The yacht, it sounds great.

244
00:11:59,398 --> 00:12:01,273
Now, we've already
spoken to six caterers.

245
00:12:01,439 --> 00:12:04,587
They're all excited to bid, but
a couple are so expensive...

246
00:12:04,814 --> 00:12:07,768
that I know they'll price
themselves out of the running.

247
00:12:08,564 --> 00:12:11,791
- Weird. Very weird.
- It's as if we had no history.

248
00:12:12,021 --> 00:12:13,976
He treated me the same
as what's her name...

249
00:12:14,145 --> 00:12:16,895
and the overly-coiffed lady
and the one who jiggled her leg.

250
00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:19,173
- I hate that.
- It's like an earthquake.

251
00:12:19,353 --> 00:12:22,069
- And he was so nonchalant.
- Stand-offy?

252
00:12:22,270 --> 00:12:24,145
He was just Max.

253
00:12:24,311 --> 00:12:27,346
And I wanted to hook
up with him after to talk...

254
00:12:27,561 --> 00:12:30,914
but very conveniently he
excused himself five minutes early...

255
00:12:31,143 --> 00:12:33,973
for an "appointment," and I
couldn't walk out early with him...

256
00:12:34,185 --> 00:12:36,333
because I'm the treasurer
and it would be fishy.

257
00:12:36,518 --> 00:12:39,075
- They made you treasurer?
- I tried to tell them.

258
00:12:39,268 --> 00:12:42,700
What's with this appointment
nonsense and no eye contact?

259
00:12:42,934 --> 00:12:47,480
- You mean, he never once looked at you?
- He did, but it lacked in meaning.

260
00:12:47,975 --> 00:12:51,363
- Were you looking at him meaningfully?
- No, I was trying to play it cool.

261
00:12:51,599 --> 00:12:53,554
There you go, he was
doing the same thing.

262
00:12:53,724 --> 00:12:56,713
You were both James Deaning
it, trying to keep it professional.

263
00:12:56,932 --> 00:13:00,240
He was not playing at
it, I was. He was really it.

264
00:13:00,473 --> 00:13:01,826
- What?
- Cool.

265
00:13:01,974 --> 00:13:03,451
- Got it.
- So...

266
00:13:04,348 --> 00:13:07,417
- Maybe you two never kissed.
- Me and Max? No, we kissed.

267
00:13:07,639 --> 00:13:11,424
- Maybe it was an illusion.
- It was not an illusion. We kissed.

268
00:13:11,681 --> 00:13:14,477
Don't be sure, the same thing
happened to me when I was 10.

269
00:13:14,681 --> 00:13:18,272
I was so into Leif Garrett. And I
fantasized about kissing him so much...

270
00:13:18,513 --> 00:13:20,866
that at some point I
really thought it happened.

271
00:13:21,054 --> 00:13:24,009
- I kissed Max, Sookie.
- I can still feel Leif's lips on mine.

272
00:13:24,221 --> 00:13:26,494
- I kissed him.
- What is Rory's take on all this?

273
00:13:26,679 --> 00:13:29,589
I told her about the
kiss at first, but it's weird.

274
00:13:29,804 --> 00:13:32,952
He's back and I'm back having
an involvement with her teachers.

275
00:13:33,178 --> 00:13:35,928
She's dealing with finals. I
don't want to stress her out.

276
00:13:36,137 --> 00:13:39,603
What's the ultimate thing here?
Do you want to get back with him?

277
00:13:39,844 --> 00:13:43,629
I don't know what I'm feeling or
what I'm looking for these days...

278
00:13:43,885 --> 00:13:46,795
and I hate that. It's so
wish y-washy, but it's true.

279
00:13:47,009 --> 00:13:50,680
Technically, I'm still seeing Alex,
although it's more intermittent than ever.

280
00:13:50,926 --> 00:13:54,472
I'm not sure about being with Max.
The kiss just happened out of the blue.

281
00:13:54,717 --> 00:13:56,672
- The alleged kiss.
- Sookie, we kissed.

282
00:13:56,842 --> 00:13:58,751
Okay, calm down.

283
00:13:58,925 --> 00:14:02,119
If I knew where Max was in all
this I'd know better where I was.

284
00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:04,535
It's like when you go to
a steak and lobster place.

285
00:14:04,716 --> 00:14:07,512
It's easier to know what you
want after your date chooses.

286
00:14:07,715 --> 00:14:10,625
You want steak if he's getting
lobster because then you can share.

287
00:14:10,841 --> 00:14:13,795
If he's not, you can get surf 'n'
turf. You may look like a pig...

288
00:14:14,006 --> 00:14:15,915
but some guys are
turned on by a big appetite.

289
00:14:16,090 --> 00:14:17,840
And now I'm not just
confused, I'm hungry.

290
00:14:18,006 --> 00:14:20,472
Me, too. Maybe lunch would
take your mind off it a bit.

291
00:14:20,673 --> 00:14:22,786
- Hope so.
- Are you sure there was really an Alex?

292
00:14:22,964 --> 00:14:23,998
Stop.

293
00:14:27,089 --> 00:14:28,157
Come in.

294
00:14:30,130 --> 00:14:33,756
Well, Jess Mariano,
what a pleasure.

295
00:14:34,255 --> 00:14:35,288
Sit down.

296
00:14:35,421 --> 00:14:37,978
Just trying to buy prom
tickets, they told me to see you.

297
00:14:38,170 --> 00:14:39,204
Sit down.

298
00:14:41,962 --> 00:14:43,394
The prom?

299
00:14:43,586 --> 00:14:46,097
I wouldn't take you for
someone who'd want to go.

300
00:14:46,294 --> 00:14:48,488
- My girlfriend wants to.
- That's too bad.

301
00:14:48,669 --> 00:14:50,817
- What? Why?
- Because you flunked out.

302
00:14:51,002 --> 00:14:53,639
- I what?
- You're not graduating, Jess.

303
00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:56,002
Prom tickets are for
graduating seniors only.

304
00:14:56,168 --> 00:14:58,203
- Your girlfriend's out of luck.
- Wait a minute.

305
00:14:58,377 --> 00:15:00,729
I'm just a little behind, I
can catch up, no sweat.

306
00:15:00,918 --> 00:15:03,714
- You can't, you've missed too much.
- Not that much.

307
00:15:03,917 --> 00:15:06,588
Thirty-one days you've
been out. Cut-off is 20.

308
00:15:06,792 --> 00:15:08,622
- So that's it. Just like that.
- That's it.

309
00:15:08,792 --> 00:15:12,418
- Thanks for the warning.
- The nine warning slips weren't enough?

310
00:15:12,667 --> 00:15:15,019
The meetings I tried to
set up with your counselor...

311
00:15:15,208 --> 00:15:18,799
between you and me that you
blew off, that wasn't warning enough.

312
00:15:19,207 --> 00:15:21,515
I can catch up, I'm
smarter than anyone here.

313
00:15:21,708 --> 00:15:24,094
- And humble, too.
- I can catch up, you'll see.

314
00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:26,961
- There's nothing to see. You're out.
- Fine.

315
00:15:27,248 --> 00:15:29,123
I'll take summer
school, if you want.

316
00:15:29,289 --> 00:15:32,438
Good, but it's not enough. You
have to take the whole year over.

317
00:15:32,664 --> 00:15:35,301
- The whole year? No way.
- Then no diploma.

318
00:15:36,955 --> 00:15:39,990
At least let me go to the
prom. What's the big deal?

319
00:15:40,247 --> 00:15:42,043
- We're done here.
- Come on.

320
00:15:42,205 --> 00:15:45,637
You want to talk about coming
back next year? My door's open.

321
00:15:48,620 --> 00:15:51,416
- I'm not gonna miss this place.
- Vice versa.

322
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:55,348
- No. It's impossible.
- What?

323
00:15:55,537 --> 00:15:58,253
I just counted the money in
the cashbox and I'm $18 short.

324
00:15:58,452 --> 00:16:00,248
You didn't deposit
that at the bank?

325
00:16:00,411 --> 00:16:03,287
Be judgmental later and help
me with my fiscal crisis here.

326
00:16:03,494 --> 00:16:06,324
- Did you count it when you got it?
- I glanced at it.

327
00:16:06,535 --> 00:16:09,411
- Boy, you are a sucky treasurer.
- The job was forced on me.

328
00:16:09,618 --> 00:16:11,334
It must have been
short when you got it.

329
00:16:11,493 --> 00:16:13,720
Or maybe a burglar
broke in here.

330
00:16:13,909 --> 00:16:16,580
A burglar who bypassed our
TV, our stereo and our jewelry...

331
00:16:16,784 --> 00:16:19,739
and went straight for the cashbox,
and took $18 and left the rest?

332
00:16:19,950 --> 00:16:22,462
- Some burglars are less greedy.
- I'm out of answers.

333
00:16:22,658 --> 00:16:26,613
Great, I'm gonna have to put $18
of my own in to ward off suspicion.

334
00:16:26,866 --> 00:16:28,093
You're off to the party now?

335
00:16:28,241 --> 00:16:30,196
I'm helping the band
set up. I do the cymbals.

336
00:16:30,366 --> 00:16:31,724
- You're not taking a purse.
- Why?

337
00:16:31,865 --> 00:16:35,456
- You don't need money, you don't need ID.
- Where will I keep my house key?

338
00:16:35,699 --> 00:16:39,484
You'll put your house key through
the metal thingy on your belt.

339
00:16:39,781 --> 00:16:43,736
You'll only lose it if you take off your
belt, and if you're taking off your belt...

340
00:16:43,989 --> 00:16:46,944
for any reason at the party, I'm
not sure I want you coming home.

341
00:16:47,155 --> 00:16:48,154
Brilliant.

342
00:16:48,281 --> 00:16:50,349
Are your shoes okay?
You've got good traction?

343
00:16:50,530 --> 00:16:51,131
Traction?

344
00:16:51,143 --> 00:16:53,599
There will be liquids
of various textures.

345
00:16:53,821 --> 00:16:55,420
- You eating there?
- If they have stuff.

346
00:16:55,530 --> 00:16:58,882
Eating out of a communal bowl is
as bad as putting your hand in a toilet.

347
00:16:59,113 --> 00:17:01,704
If you're desperate, be the
person who replenishes them...

348
00:17:01,903 --> 00:17:04,177
and grab a handful
out of the new bag...

349
00:17:04,362 --> 00:17:06,350
- and dump the rest in the bowl.
- Got it.

350
00:17:06,528 --> 00:17:09,677
Remember that getting up on
a table and performing a song...

351
00:17:09,902 --> 00:17:12,494
will haunt you forever. Trust
me, been there, done that.

352
00:17:12,694 --> 00:17:15,002
- I don't plan to.
- Those things are never planned.

353
00:17:15,194 --> 00:17:16,341
You going now?

354
00:17:16,485 --> 00:17:18,837
I'm going, too. I'll lock it up.

355
00:17:19,026 --> 00:17:21,617
Otherwise I'd have to undo
my belt. Enjoy your meeting.

356
00:17:21,818 --> 00:17:23,216
- I will. Hon?
- Yeah.

357
00:17:23,359 --> 00:17:25,667
I promised I wasn't going
to ask you about Max...

358
00:17:25,860 --> 00:17:29,372
considering the history and
that he's back teaching you, at all.

359
00:17:30,276 --> 00:17:34,105
- And I'm gonna keep my promise, good?
- Very good.

360
00:17:34,358 --> 00:17:36,666
- Okay. That's all I wanted to say.
- Okay.

361
00:17:37,858 --> 00:17:39,052
[Sighing]

362
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:48,417
- This setup feel right to everybody?
- Cool by me.

363
00:17:48,606 --> 00:17:50,197
- Me, too.
- How's it look out there?

364
00:17:50,356 --> 00:17:53,947
Like you're going to bullet straight
to the top of the charts with a bullet.

365
00:17:54,189 --> 00:17:56,337
Or a gun's gonna
shoot a bullet...

366
00:17:56,522 --> 00:18:00,193
and I'm not familiar with the precise
terminology, but it's working. Right?

367
00:18:00,522 --> 00:18:02,591
- They look like a band.
- Move back more.

368
00:18:02,771 --> 00:18:04,840
- Why?
- When I do my double jump kick...

369
00:18:05,021 --> 00:18:07,168
with slashing windmills,
I'll need more room.

370
00:18:07,354 --> 00:18:09,945
- Don't do it.
- That sounds a little too Milli Vanilli.

371
00:18:10,146 --> 00:18:13,135
If I back up, my extension cord
may damage the miniature date palm.

372
00:18:13,354 --> 00:18:14,912
- The what?
- That's what that's called.

373
00:18:15,062 --> 00:18:18,732
Don't call plants by their specific
names, it's very not rock 'n' roll.

374
00:18:18,978 --> 00:18:21,172
Let's finalize
the set list, guys.

375
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,565
Need any help
hiding the valuables?

376
00:18:25,727 --> 00:18:28,034
Nope, stashed the snow
globes, hid the Lladró...

377
00:18:28,227 --> 00:18:30,420
- now we're just packing up the Hummels.
- Two to go.

378
00:18:30,601 --> 00:18:32,113
Marshall, watch it!

379
00:18:32,268 --> 00:18:34,939
- Boy With Toothache is Mom's favorite!
- Sorry.

380
00:18:35,184 --> 00:18:36,253
Hey.

381
00:18:36,393 --> 00:18:38,700
Did I hear the singer
mention a double jump kick?

382
00:18:38,892 --> 00:18:40,767
- We'll talk him out of it.
- Good.

383
00:18:40,934 --> 00:18:43,286
"Zealous Xylophonist."
That's sweet.

384
00:18:43,475 --> 00:18:45,305
Starting off with a
slow tune won't work.

385
00:18:45,475 --> 00:18:49,543
- Yeah, man, it's so emo it makes me sick.
- I was just playing devil's advocate.

386
00:18:50,057 --> 00:18:52,251
- Devil's Advocate.
- Not a bad name.

387
00:18:52,433 --> 00:18:53,432
Keg!

388
00:18:55,307 --> 00:18:58,580
That's my cousin, Rick. He
just turned 21. Pretty awesome.

389
00:18:58,807 --> 00:19:00,682
Twenty-one! Yeah!

390
00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:03,439
- What is that? Beer?
- No, it's one of those milk kegs.

391
00:19:03,639 --> 00:19:05,708
- Good one.
- There's beer? Is that legal?

392
00:19:05,889 --> 00:19:07,321
Well, apparently Rick is 21.

393
00:19:07,472 --> 00:19:08,869
Twenty-one!

394
00:19:09,347 --> 00:19:12,068
Or just really into
that particular integer.

395
00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:12,495
Beer.

396
00:19:12,763 --> 00:19:15,593
It's a party, Lane. What
were you expecting, Tang?

397
00:19:15,805 --> 00:19:18,793
- No, I guess not.
- The carpet, guys, lift it.

398
00:19:19,012 --> 00:19:21,888
- We got it.
- Marshall, go get towels to set it on.

399
00:19:22,096 --> 00:19:24,687
And not the good
towels. The swim towels.

400
00:19:25,095 --> 00:19:28,289
- Anything I can help you with?
- We got it covered, thanks, Young Chui.

401
00:19:28,511 --> 00:19:30,466
Lane, you need
water or anything?

402
00:19:30,636 --> 00:19:32,705
You should stay away
from the band area.

403
00:19:32,886 --> 00:19:36,840
We've got a lot of cords and I don't
want you to get electrocuted and die.

404
00:19:37,552 --> 00:19:38,666
Okay.

405
00:19:40,510 --> 00:19:44,465
- So he's staying for the whole thing?
- He's got nowhere else to go.

406
00:19:45,176 --> 00:19:47,847
- These are the good towels.
- These are the swim towels.

407
00:19:48,051 --> 00:19:50,437
The swim towels have
stripes, and they're oversized.

408
00:19:50,634 --> 00:19:54,543
Hurry, we still have to put away
my dad's military icon collector plates.

409
00:19:55,341 --> 00:19:57,899
- We're here a little early.
- No, we're with the band.

410
00:19:58,091 --> 00:20:00,841
We're the roadies, the sound
crew, and I'm advising on makeup.

411
00:20:01,049 --> 00:20:04,925
And I'm the keeper of Brian's food.
We're busy backstage-type people.

412
00:20:05,173 --> 00:20:08,208
- We're dork early.
- Come on, get into the spirit of things.

413
00:20:08,424 --> 00:20:10,379
Hello, Cleveland!

414
00:20:11,464 --> 00:20:13,817
Guess I'll wander
around a little.

415
00:20:20,338 --> 00:20:23,009
- You could do the slashing windmills.
- Maybe I'll skip it.

416
00:20:23,213 --> 00:20:24,646
Good thinking.

417
00:20:28,713 --> 00:20:31,463
- Michel, are you okay?
- Do I look okay?

418
00:20:31,713 --> 00:20:33,384
Are those people
waiting for a bellman?

419
00:20:33,546 --> 00:20:36,580
They're waiting for a unicorn to
sing to a rainbow. Yes, a bellman.

420
00:20:36,795 --> 00:20:39,944
There's only one, the others were
laid off. And a maid called in sick.

421
00:20:40,169 --> 00:20:43,045
Not only am I answering phones
and checking people in and out...

422
00:20:43,253 --> 00:20:46,401
I'll have to do turndown
service and carry people's bags...

423
00:20:46,627 --> 00:20:49,457
You're going to a bad place,
take a breath, go to a good place.

424
00:20:49,669 --> 00:20:52,623
I have to go home to play with
my puppies 'cause the book said...

425
00:20:52,835 --> 00:20:56,029
they need love and stimulation
or else they'll murder you later on.

426
00:20:56,251 --> 00:20:59,525
Paw Paw had fallen in her
water bowl and was soaking wet...

427
00:20:59,750 --> 00:21:01,262
so I had to blow-dry her...

428
00:21:01,418 --> 00:21:04,167
The nice place. And I can
stay and help a little bit, okay?

429
00:21:04,375 --> 00:21:06,728
She could have drowned.
I am a bad daddy.

430
00:21:06,916 --> 00:21:11,224
Paw Paw's fine. Watch the desk, get
the bellman back here. I'll do turndown.

431
00:21:11,624 --> 00:21:14,773
Have you ever seen Chow
puppies? You want to eat them up.

432
00:21:15,416 --> 00:21:16,688
They're getting ready to go on.

433
00:21:16,832 --> 00:21:19,662
They're all hyperventilating to
the same rhythm. A positive sign.

434
00:21:19,873 --> 00:21:20,907
What are you looking at?

435
00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:23,116
The happy family.
It's kind of depressing.

436
00:21:23,128 --> 00:21:24,267
Come on, Mr. Sunshine.

437
00:21:24,498 --> 00:21:27,964
You're spreading so much joy
around you're embarrassing yourself.

438
00:21:28,248 --> 00:21:30,963
- You've got to get a little more moody.
- I'll try.

439
00:21:31,205 --> 00:21:33,558
- Let's look around a little bit.
- Okay.

440
00:21:36,038 --> 00:21:38,629
- Seems a little early for that.
- It never is.

441
00:21:39,413 --> 00:21:41,049
- Bathroom line.
- Figures.

442
00:21:45,579 --> 00:21:47,012
What's up with you, guys?

443
00:21:47,161 --> 00:21:49,309
- The stupid keg.
- It's not working.

444
00:21:49,495 --> 00:21:50,722
- Where's the tap?
- The what?

445
00:21:50,869 --> 00:21:54,381
It's a keg, it's sealed. You need to
hook up a tap to pump the beer out.

446
00:21:54,619 --> 00:21:57,449
I told you the thing in
the bag did something.

447
00:21:58,578 --> 00:22:00,566
- No instructions.
- Jeez.

448
00:22:05,826 --> 00:22:08,418
- There, start pumping.
- All right!

449
00:22:08,701 --> 00:22:10,213
- To Jess!
- To Jess!

450
00:22:10,367 --> 00:22:11,401
Yeah.

451
00:22:11,993 --> 00:22:14,630
You and Springsteen:
The working-man's hero.

452
00:22:15,117 --> 00:22:17,345
- You ready to go on?
- Only if Brian rallies.

453
00:22:17,533 --> 00:22:19,408
- What's wrong?
- I don't feel good.

454
00:22:19,575 --> 00:22:20,609
It's his heartburn again.

455
00:22:20,741 --> 00:22:24,093
I told you, dude, it's your citrus
intake. Stop eating oranges.

456
00:22:30,031 --> 00:22:31,030
Rory?

457
00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:33,956
- You've got to do me a big favor.
- Name it.

458
00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:36,228
Young Chui is driving me crazy.

459
00:22:37,573 --> 00:22:40,608
- What do you want me to do?
- If you see any unattached girls...

460
00:22:40,822 --> 00:22:44,254
who you think would go for a very
available, needy, self-delusional guy...

461
00:22:44,488 --> 00:22:47,204
- send them Young Chui's way.
- I'll keep a lookout.

462
00:22:47,780 --> 00:22:50,417
- Oh, my God, this is it.
- Knock them dead.

463
00:22:50,988 --> 00:22:53,738
- Brian, you with us?
- I've forgotten how to play the bass.

464
00:22:53,946 --> 00:22:55,423
- Perfect.
- You're just nervous.

465
00:22:55,571 --> 00:22:57,128
Take a deep breath.
Use your inhaler.

466
00:22:57,279 --> 00:23:00,268
Remember John Entwistle's hair
and fingernails were still growing...

467
00:23:00,486 --> 00:23:02,044
when they brought
in his replacement.

468
00:23:02,194 --> 00:23:04,468
- You're gonna replace me?
- No, we're not. Just relax.

469
00:23:04,653 --> 00:23:06,880
- Let the music flow through you.
- Come on, let's go.

470
00:23:07,069 --> 00:23:08,944
Yeah, come on! Rock 'n' roll!

471
00:23:10,069 --> 00:23:12,740
- Zack, start.
- Wait, someone's got to introduce us.

472
00:23:12,943 --> 00:23:15,012
- Rory, introduce us.
- Me? Why me?

473
00:23:15,193 --> 00:23:18,069
- Come on, let's go!
- Yeah! Crank it!

474
00:23:18,276 --> 00:23:19,595
- Go.
- All right.

475
00:23:19,734 --> 00:23:23,007
Now, who wants
to hear some tunes?

476
00:23:25,109 --> 00:23:27,336
Okay, good, there's a consensus.

477
00:23:27,525 --> 00:23:30,116
Here they are: Stars
Hollow's rockingest band...

478
00:23:30,316 --> 00:23:32,191
although they're not
all from Stars Hollow...

479
00:23:32,358 --> 00:23:35,665
but they practice there, so we
kind of consider them our own.

480
00:23:35,899 --> 00:23:38,172
Here they are...
What's your name?

481
00:23:38,357 --> 00:23:40,664
Follow Them To The
Edge Of The Desert.

482
00:23:40,857 --> 00:23:41,891
The Chops.

483
00:23:57,646 --> 00:23:59,204
- Turndown.
- Come on in.

484
00:23:59,896 --> 00:24:02,533
Hello there, this
won't take long.

485
00:24:03,979 --> 00:24:05,491
- Luke.
- Lorelai.

486
00:24:05,645 --> 00:24:07,953
- What are you doing here?
- You invited us, remember?

487
00:24:08,146 --> 00:24:09,145
Us?

488
00:24:09,812 --> 00:24:12,369
- Hi, Nicole. There's the "us."
- Hi, Lorelai.

489
00:24:12,562 --> 00:24:14,994
I don't usually do
this turndown service.

490
00:24:15,186 --> 00:24:17,493
I mean, I did when I
started many moons ago...

491
00:24:17,686 --> 00:24:19,993
but that's when I was a
maid. Wow, you guys are here.

492
00:24:20,185 --> 00:24:21,184
You didn't know?

493
00:24:21,310 --> 00:24:24,299
I mean, I remember inviting
you, it's great that you're here...

494
00:24:24,518 --> 00:24:26,792
but when I told Michel I'd
do the turndown service...

495
00:24:26,977 --> 00:24:29,124
it must've slipped his
mind that you were here.

496
00:24:29,309 --> 00:24:30,907
- Paw Paw fell in her water dish.
- What?

497
00:24:31,059 --> 00:24:33,650
Never mind. I'll just do
this and get out of your way.

498
00:24:33,851 --> 00:24:36,488
- You don't have to.
- Yeah, Lorelai, we can do all this.

499
00:24:36,684 --> 00:24:40,389
No, you are our guests and you
deserve to get what you're paying for.

500
00:24:40,641 --> 00:24:41,710
We're not paying.

501
00:24:41,850 --> 00:24:44,646
No, but this is "where
you start paying in sweat."

502
00:24:44,850 --> 00:24:46,077
- What?
<i>- Fame,</i> right?

503
00:24:46,224 --> 00:24:49,929
Yeah, Debbie Allen. "In sweat."
I always loved how she said that.

504
00:24:50,473 --> 00:24:53,508
- Let's see, you need towels.
- You can just give them to me.

505
00:24:53,724 --> 00:24:55,837
Okay, here are your towels...

506
00:24:56,639 --> 00:25:00,390
and I'll draw your
curtains closed.

507
00:25:02,764 --> 00:25:06,310
What else? It's been a little
while since I've done this.

508
00:25:06,638 --> 00:25:08,786
- Do you want a fire?
- I don't know. Nicole?

509
00:25:08,972 --> 00:25:11,926
- A fire would be nice.
- Okay, I'll light it for you.

510
00:25:12,304 --> 00:25:15,770
We have these new log
bags now, makes it real easy.

511
00:25:18,762 --> 00:25:19,761
Okay.

512
00:25:20,886 --> 00:25:22,682
[Lorelai snickering]

513
00:25:23,345 --> 00:25:24,378
So...

514
00:25:24,511 --> 00:25:27,387
Nothing like a fire on
a cold night like this.

515
00:25:27,594 --> 00:25:29,265
[Lighter clicking]

516
00:25:29,802 --> 00:25:31,757
Not having much luck here.

517
00:25:32,011 --> 00:25:34,000
And you know what?

518
00:25:35,093 --> 00:25:37,367
We laid off the person
who could light these things.

519
00:25:37,552 --> 00:25:40,939
Now we can't light them. Ironically,
we laid him off because of a fire.

520
00:25:41,176 --> 00:25:43,642
- It's okay, forget it. I can light it.
- Okay.

521
00:25:44,676 --> 00:25:46,187
What else? Let's see.

522
00:25:47,301 --> 00:25:49,812
Turndown, I need
to turn down the bed.

523
00:25:50,050 --> 00:25:52,516
- Really, Lorelai.
- No. Up.

524
00:25:55,341 --> 00:25:58,137
Get you all settled
here, nice and comfy.

525
00:25:58,424 --> 00:26:01,254
Straight lines with
these covers here...

526
00:26:01,923 --> 00:26:05,435
pillows nice and plump,
and a couple of pillow mints.

527
00:26:06,173 --> 00:26:09,048
There you go. Now you're
all ready for your evening.

528
00:26:09,256 --> 00:26:11,893
- Fine, that's good.
- Yes, great, Lorelai.

529
00:26:12,089 --> 00:26:15,441
You're all set. Call if you
need anything and have fun.

530
00:26:32,795 --> 00:26:36,386
Okay, thanks. We're going to take
a short break and then we'll be back.

531
00:26:36,628 --> 00:26:39,423
Guys, that was amazing.
Really, it was awesome.

532
00:26:39,627 --> 00:26:41,775
- Thanks.
- Dude, you did good, you really did.

533
00:26:41,961 --> 00:26:44,598
But you got a little too close
to me when you were singing.

534
00:26:44,793 --> 00:26:46,146
I got as close as I had to.

535
00:26:46,294 --> 00:26:48,601
Your nose touched my
cheek, man, that's too close.

536
00:26:48,793 --> 00:26:50,986
Guys, come on, just be happy.

537
00:26:51,543 --> 00:26:54,930
- We played and we didn't suck. Right?
- Yeah, it was good.

538
00:26:56,001 --> 00:26:59,274
Come on, let's spread the word.
All drinks on coasters, please.

539
00:26:59,500 --> 00:27:02,137
The coasters are
there to be used, guys.

540
00:27:03,208 --> 00:27:05,958
- What's wrong? I mean, we totally rocked.
- We sounded great.

541
00:27:06,166 --> 00:27:06,975
Then what is it?

542
00:27:06,987 --> 00:27:08,995
This Young Chui thing
is driving me crazy.

543
00:27:09,207 --> 00:27:10,276
- Why?
- Why?

544
00:27:10,416 --> 00:27:13,166
Lane, when are you
gonna break up with him?

545
00:27:13,415 --> 00:27:15,563
It's complicated. He is
very sensitive right now.

546
00:27:15,748 --> 00:27:18,464
- I don't care.
- If you got to know him, you'd understand.

547
00:27:18,665 --> 00:27:22,574
I just want him to break up with
you so I can take you to your prom.

548
00:27:22,831 --> 00:27:26,058
He's acting like he's in
love with you. Oh, no. Is he?

549
00:27:26,289 --> 00:27:27,517
- Kind of.
- Kind of?

550
00:27:27,663 --> 00:27:28,811
Apparently, totally.

551
00:27:28,955 --> 00:27:31,671
Young Chui's in love with you,
that's why he won't break up...

552
00:27:31,872 --> 00:27:33,429
so he can take you to your prom.

553
00:27:33,580 --> 00:27:36,091
He knows your mom likes him
and we're almost out of time.

554
00:27:36,288 --> 00:27:38,163
- We have time.
- The prom's in two weeks.

555
00:27:38,329 --> 00:27:40,886
- I'll make it happen, I swear.
- It's too late.

556
00:27:41,620 --> 00:27:43,131
I'll see you for the next set.

557
00:27:43,287 --> 00:27:44,286
Dave?

558
00:27:45,453 --> 00:27:47,521
- So, what now?
- What do you mean, what now?

559
00:27:47,703 --> 00:27:48,737
Let's go.

560
00:27:48,870 --> 00:27:49,904
- Go where?
- Anywhere.

561
00:27:50,035 --> 00:27:51,263
- It's early.
- It's boring.

562
00:27:51,411 --> 00:27:53,558
- Jess, we can't just go.
- Yes, we can.

563
00:27:53,743 --> 00:27:56,300
- The band's playing another set.
- They can do without us.

564
00:27:56,493 --> 00:28:00,119
I don't want to leave. Now, come
on, try to have fun. Talk, mingle.

565
00:28:00,368 --> 00:28:03,323
I don't want to talk to anybody
else. I don't like anybody else.

566
00:28:03,534 --> 00:28:05,126
I don't want to leave.

567
00:28:05,659 --> 00:28:07,966
I need to stay here
for Lane. Come on.

568
00:28:10,658 --> 00:28:11,657
Gloomy.

569
00:28:11,783 --> 00:28:14,613
- We'll go when they get done playing.
- Sure, Grandpa.

570
00:28:14,950 --> 00:28:16,904
We'll go then, I promise.

571
00:28:17,324 --> 00:28:18,393
Hey.

572
00:28:18,699 --> 00:28:22,404
You drop a chip, you pick it
up. It's common courtesy, folks.

573
00:28:33,739 --> 00:28:34,966
Hi, guys.

574
00:28:35,947 --> 00:28:37,777
Lindsay, what did you
think of Lane's band?

575
00:28:37,947 --> 00:28:41,061
I liked them, although I didn't
recognize most of the songs.

576
00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:42,996
She's not a music
freak like you.

577
00:28:43,155 --> 00:28:45,224
- Well, we can't all be freaks.
- True.

578
00:28:45,405 --> 00:28:46,837
What kind of music do you like?

579
00:28:46,988 --> 00:28:49,625
I don't know, Michelle
Branch, Matchbox Twenty...

580
00:28:49,821 --> 00:28:50,819
Jeez.

581
00:28:51,778 --> 00:28:54,369
I like them, too. I mean,
I like all kinds of things.

582
00:28:54,570 --> 00:28:56,764
- You used to go to our school.
- He still goes.

583
00:28:56,945 --> 00:28:58,933
Really, I haven't seen
you around much.

584
00:28:59,111 --> 00:29:01,577
What are you, the
attendance monitor?

585
00:29:02,236 --> 00:29:04,986
I'm gonna go see what
the hell's holding up this line.

586
00:29:05,193 --> 00:29:07,660
- He's not feeling well.
- That's too bad.

587
00:29:08,235 --> 00:29:10,144
- We'll see you later.
- Bye.

588
00:29:14,568 --> 00:29:15,602
Hey, Lane.

589
00:29:15,735 --> 00:29:18,484
- There's some guy looking for you.
- Good, where?

590
00:29:24,108 --> 00:29:26,495
And the part where Gimli
the dwarf is riding a horse...

591
00:29:26,691 --> 00:29:29,567
and Legolas grabs the front
straps and swings on top of it...

592
00:29:29,774 --> 00:29:31,445
Dude, that was awesome.

593
00:29:32,274 --> 00:29:34,149
- Any more left in that thing?
- Plenty.

594
00:29:34,315 --> 00:29:35,349
Foam or no foam?

595
00:29:35,481 --> 00:29:37,948
Anything you hand
me, Kyle, I'm downing.

596
00:29:41,648 --> 00:29:42,875
Very refreshing.

597
00:29:43,023 --> 00:29:45,137
And at the end, when
the tree's on fire...

598
00:29:45,313 --> 00:29:47,541
and he puts himself
out in the flood?

599
00:29:49,272 --> 00:29:50,943
Hi, sorry I'm late.

600
00:29:51,105 --> 00:29:53,333
Actually I'm not late,
I was right on time...

601
00:29:53,521 --> 00:29:56,556
but then I remembered I
left the cashbox in the car.

602
00:29:56,771 --> 00:29:59,044
I was not used to having
to carry a cashbox...

603
00:29:59,229 --> 00:30:00,661
so I went back and got it...

604
00:30:00,812 --> 00:30:03,961
and I was carrying it by the handle,
and the stupid thing flew open...

605
00:30:04,186 --> 00:30:08,016
and money flew everywhere, and
I may have lost $18 in the process.

606
00:30:08,270 --> 00:30:10,020
Anyway, here I am.

607
00:30:11,061 --> 00:30:12,970
So, where's Doug?

608
00:30:13,352 --> 00:30:16,421
- I believe we scared Doug away.
- I love scaring the Dougs away.

609
00:30:16,643 --> 00:30:19,758
So you were telling us about
these ridiculous dock fees.

610
00:30:19,977 --> 00:30:22,329
We got a final quote
from the yacht owner...

611
00:30:22,518 --> 00:30:25,428
who then remembers he failed
to mention an exorbitant dock fee.

612
00:30:25,642 --> 00:30:27,551
- Unbelievable.
- And I don't want to pay.

613
00:30:27,726 --> 00:30:30,556
I made some calls and have
suggestions on how to get around it.

614
00:30:30,767 --> 00:30:33,676
But first, let me bring in a
student from the senior class...

615
00:30:33,891 --> 00:30:36,880
who wanted to give her own
thoughts about the yacht trip.

616
00:30:37,100 --> 00:30:38,372
Come on in.

617
00:30:39,641 --> 00:30:41,596
- Oh, no.
- Paris Geller.

618
00:30:42,433 --> 00:30:44,104
Ladies, thank you for seeing me.

619
00:30:44,266 --> 00:30:46,573
I know you're busy and
have families to get home to...

620
00:30:46,765 --> 00:30:49,151
so I appreciate your
courtesy, and I'll make it brief.

621
00:30:49,348 --> 00:30:50,620
Having Grad Night on a yacht...

622
00:30:50,764 --> 00:30:53,958
is the worst idea since Neville
Chamberlain told the people of England:

623
00:30:54,180 --> 00:30:56,454
"Don't worry about Hitler,
he's a standup chap."

624
00:30:56,639 --> 00:30:58,469
Forget the inconvenience
of being at sea...

625
00:30:58,638 --> 00:31:01,514
with guests unable to leave
a dull party, or if the band...

626
00:31:01,722 --> 00:31:04,711
which'll inevitably be composed
of accountants with semi-mullets...

627
00:31:04,929 --> 00:31:07,123
decides to do a half-hour
tribute to Kenny G.

628
00:31:07,305 --> 00:31:10,578
The seasickness, abetted by
snuck-in flasks and badly-cooked food...

629
00:31:10,804 --> 00:31:12,236
could lead to an epidemic...

630
00:31:12,387 --> 00:31:14,615
which may lead to lawsuits
the school can ill afford.

631
00:31:14,803 --> 00:31:16,872
These points call for
a change in venue...

632
00:31:17,053 --> 00:31:20,246
to a hotel ballroom or restaurant,
many of which I've already called.

633
00:31:20,469 --> 00:31:21,901
Here are the results.

634
00:31:22,052 --> 00:31:25,564
I've included a list of maritime
disasters from the past 50 years:

635
00:31:25,802 --> 00:31:28,076
Capsizings, on-board fires, etc.

636
00:31:28,260 --> 00:31:30,374
And trust me, it'll
put you off your lunch.

637
00:31:30,552 --> 00:31:32,779
Thank you for your
time and cooperation.

638
00:31:35,093 --> 00:31:36,127
So.

639
00:31:36,259 --> 00:31:39,453
My thought is to discuss these
yacht fees with the yacht owner first.

640
00:31:39,676 --> 00:31:40,744
Absolutely.

641
00:31:40,884 --> 00:31:43,192
- Hello, everyone, sorry I'm late.
- That's okay.

642
00:31:43,383 --> 00:31:46,691
I'm Barbara Epstein. I teach drama
and I'll be your faculty rep tonight.

643
00:31:46,924 --> 00:31:47,923
Welcome, Barbara.

644
00:31:48,049 --> 00:31:50,686
I just left Max Medina. He
filled me in on everything.

645
00:31:50,883 --> 00:31:52,474
Good, then we'll
get a running start.

646
00:31:52,632 --> 00:31:55,701
We're dealing with a fee that we
do not want to pay, for this yacht.

647
00:31:55,923 --> 00:31:59,197
Keep going, girls, I just
need... I'll be right back.

648
00:31:59,423 --> 00:32:02,538
- Joan, you've got to watch the cashbox.
- Will do.

649
00:32:08,089 --> 00:32:10,316
Sorry, the nearest bathroom?

650
00:32:11,046 --> 00:32:12,115
That way?

651
00:32:12,921 --> 00:32:16,195
I'm gonna go this way. I think
the farthest one is the one I want.

652
00:32:16,421 --> 00:32:19,331
I told a friend I'd meet
her there, so I'll just...

653
00:32:26,420 --> 00:32:27,568
Gotcha.

654
00:32:28,086 --> 00:32:29,439
You sure did.

655
00:32:29,587 --> 00:32:31,258
- Bad time?
- Kind of.

656
00:32:34,170 --> 00:32:35,727
- Busy?
- Real busy.

657
00:32:36,460 --> 00:32:38,733
- You're avoiding me.
- No, I'm not.

658
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:42,075
- Then what's with the "I'm busy" thing?
- I can't be busy?

659
00:32:42,294 --> 00:32:44,123
But that's avoiding
me, saying you're busy.

660
00:32:44,293 --> 00:32:46,248
It's descriptive of
my current state.

661
00:32:46,418 --> 00:32:49,055
These essays are due tomorrow,
I'm way behind on my reading.

662
00:32:49,251 --> 00:32:52,047
I'm eating my day-old
vending-machine sandwich at my desk...

663
00:32:52,250 --> 00:32:54,478
in my futile attempt
to try and catch up.

664
00:32:54,667 --> 00:32:56,497
- Two rotations.
- What?

665
00:32:56,666 --> 00:32:59,576
It's in the Booster Club
bylaws. I looked it up myself.

666
00:32:59,791 --> 00:33:01,780
Faculty advisors
are supposed to do...

667
00:33:01,958 --> 00:33:04,549
at least two consecutive
rotations with the Booster Club...

668
00:33:04,748 --> 00:33:06,657
- and you did only one.
- I did three.

669
00:33:06,832 --> 00:33:09,628
- What?
- I did three. You went to my third one.

670
00:33:10,081 --> 00:33:12,548
I did the previous
two you weren't at.

671
00:33:12,747 --> 00:33:14,816
I'm assuming you
have documentation.

672
00:33:15,081 --> 00:33:17,370
With Lorelai Gilmore
it's trust, but verify.

673
00:33:17,382 --> 00:33:19,434
I'm sure I could
scrounge up a witness.

674
00:33:19,706 --> 00:33:21,819
Why did you treat me so
weird at the last meeting?

675
00:33:21,997 --> 00:33:24,191
I treated you with
respect and kindness.

676
00:33:24,371 --> 00:33:27,679
That's why it was weird. It's how
you treated Terry and Joan, too.

677
00:33:27,912 --> 00:33:29,742
I mean, did you also
kiss Terry and Joan?

678
00:33:29,912 --> 00:33:33,027
Yeah, I did. And Doug.
He was the best of the three.

679
00:33:33,579 --> 00:33:37,091
I was playing it cool. You were,
too. I was just following suit.

680
00:33:37,328 --> 00:33:40,680
I was playing it cool 'cause
you were. And I'm the treasurer.

681
00:33:40,911 --> 00:33:43,184
The treasurer has to be
cool or it'd look suspicious.

682
00:33:43,369 --> 00:33:45,199
Wait, 10 feet.

683
00:33:45,578 --> 00:33:46,612
Ten feet?

684
00:33:46,744 --> 00:33:50,335
That's a safe distance for us. The
more furniture in between, the better.

685
00:33:50,577 --> 00:33:51,771
I'm not gonna attack you.

686
00:33:51,910 --> 00:33:54,660
I'm not worried about
you, I'm worried about me.

687
00:33:54,868 --> 00:33:57,142
There are people still
around, this is my workplace.

688
00:33:57,326 --> 00:33:59,792
And I can't be held responsible
for what I do around you.

689
00:33:59,993 --> 00:34:02,106
I mean, you're like a
mythological creature...

690
00:34:02,284 --> 00:34:04,875
that casts a spell on me
and makes me act stupid.

691
00:34:05,075 --> 00:34:08,189
I'm not stupid. I don't act
stupid with anyone else.

692
00:34:08,450 --> 00:34:09,644
We're too close again.

693
00:34:09,783 --> 00:34:12,658
I didn't bring a tape measure.
I'm not good at judging distances.

694
00:34:12,866 --> 00:34:14,299
You have to help me out.

695
00:34:14,449 --> 00:34:16,404
It's bigger than a
basketball player.

696
00:34:16,574 --> 00:34:18,881
Just keep a really big
basketball player between us.

697
00:34:19,073 --> 00:34:22,381
I bet there's a sentence that's
never been uttered before.

698
00:34:24,364 --> 00:34:27,399
There are other complications
with this whole thing, you know.

699
00:34:27,614 --> 00:34:28,966
Just thought I'd tell you.

700
00:34:29,114 --> 00:34:32,660
- What other complications?
- I was seeing someone in California.

701
00:34:33,238 --> 00:34:34,352
There, I said it.

702
00:34:34,488 --> 00:34:37,523
You weren't living like a Trappist
monk over there? I'm shocked.

703
00:34:37,738 --> 00:34:38,886
That doesn't bother you?

704
00:34:39,030 --> 00:34:42,462
Max, we weren't together. I mean,
I've been seeing someone, too.

705
00:34:42,696 --> 00:34:46,401
I'd probably still be seeing
Diane if I hadn't moved back here.

706
00:34:46,653 --> 00:34:49,040
That's something to think about.

707
00:34:49,237 --> 00:34:52,271
You can't date ever again 'cause
if you'd stayed in California...

708
00:34:52,486 --> 00:34:54,713
which you didn't, you
might still be dating Diane?

709
00:34:54,902 --> 00:34:55,901
Yes. No.

710
00:34:57,069 --> 00:35:00,217
Do you want an aspirin?
I probably have a Tic Tac.

711
00:35:00,444 --> 00:35:02,717
I shouldn't have teased
you with that aspirin thing.

712
00:35:02,901 --> 00:35:06,652
I thought we were both going
to just pretend to ignore the kiss.

713
00:35:07,234 --> 00:35:10,780
- Wasn't that the deal?
- We had a deal? I don't remember a deal.

714
00:35:11,900 --> 00:35:15,526
You had your shot, okay? You
had the ring and you said no.

715
00:35:15,900 --> 00:35:17,457
Yes, I did.

716
00:35:18,108 --> 00:35:20,699
And you said that
was right for you, too.

717
00:35:20,899 --> 00:35:23,888
You went to Stanford, you dated
Diane, it was right for both of us.

718
00:35:24,108 --> 00:35:27,062
- So what is this now, right here?
- It's us.

719
00:35:29,232 --> 00:35:30,709
Well, us need to stay apart.

720
00:35:30,857 --> 00:35:34,050
Max, we had a whole
country between us for a year.

721
00:35:34,398 --> 00:35:38,149
That's like 11,000 basketball
players lying end to end.

722
00:35:38,398 --> 00:35:41,193
And yet, here we are.
We can't avoid each other.

723
00:35:41,397 --> 00:35:45,432
I thought I was over you, and that it was
safe to come back, but no, not the deal.

724
00:35:45,688 --> 00:35:49,121
I think we should stay apart and
never see each other ever again.

725
00:35:49,354 --> 00:35:51,548
- That's impossible.
- No, it's not.

726
00:35:51,895 --> 00:35:54,771
Well, I'll be at the Chilton
graduation and so will you.

727
00:35:54,979 --> 00:35:56,376
I'll sit behind a tree.

728
00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:58,589
We could run into each
other at a drugstore.

729
00:35:58,770 --> 00:36:01,043
I'm going to order
all my drugs online.

730
00:36:01,228 --> 00:36:03,899
If my car breaks down
next to yours, will you stop?

731
00:36:04,103 --> 00:36:06,819
I will stop, keep my
eyes straight forward...

732
00:36:07,020 --> 00:36:10,213
call a garage, then stay in my
car with the radio on really loud...

733
00:36:10,436 --> 00:36:12,549
till they come. Then I'm gone.

734
00:36:13,351 --> 00:36:16,977
And I say we start
being apart right now.

735
00:36:17,767 --> 00:36:18,766
Okay.

736
00:36:19,976 --> 00:36:22,328
- Whatever you want.
- This is what I want.

737
00:36:24,475 --> 00:36:26,384
When I walk out that door...

738
00:36:26,559 --> 00:36:29,673
it could very well be the
last time we see each other.

739
00:36:31,516 --> 00:36:33,346
I'll abide by your wishes.

740
00:36:34,016 --> 00:36:35,494
Goodbye, Lorelai.

741
00:36:36,516 --> 00:36:37,913
Goodbye, Max.

742
00:36:49,514 --> 00:36:51,549
- You said you were leaving.
- My car's that way.

743
00:36:51,723 --> 00:36:53,631
- I have to go that way, too.
- After you.

744
00:36:53,805 --> 00:36:56,999
- Two seconds, we've run into each other.
- Doesn't count.

745
00:37:03,013 --> 00:37:06,525
- Young Chui, have you seen Jess?
- I think I saw him go upstairs.

746
00:37:06,762 --> 00:37:08,955
- Have you seen Lane?
- Not for a while.

747
00:37:09,137 --> 00:37:11,523
She's probably with the
band. Why don't you go see?

748
00:37:11,720 --> 00:37:14,675
- I don't want to lose these seats.
- Right.

749
00:37:19,468 --> 00:37:21,821
It's just me and
Marshall, Mom, honest.

750
00:37:22,011 --> 00:37:24,806
Okay, kiss Uncle
Newtie for me. Bye.

751
00:37:27,634 --> 00:37:30,749
- Kyle, mind if I use your phone there?
- As long as it's local.

752
00:37:30,968 --> 00:37:33,525
- It's local distance, yeah, don't worry.
- Okay.

753
00:37:39,341 --> 00:37:42,012
Hello, Mama? Hi, how
are you doing tonight?

754
00:37:42,466 --> 00:37:44,375
It's Lane. Yeah, Lane.

755
00:37:44,924 --> 00:37:47,959
Nothing's wrong. In fact, I'm
feeling pretty good right now.

756
00:37:48,174 --> 00:37:52,403
Had a beer and a half, nice cold
beer, and I just thought I'd tell you...

757
00:37:52,673 --> 00:37:55,901
I'm drumming in a band
tonight at a party and we rocked.

758
00:37:56,131 --> 00:38:00,121
We were The Clash and Rage Against
The Machine and Nirvana combined.

759
00:38:00,506 --> 00:38:03,494
And I'm in love with Dave Rygalski.
He's my guy, not Young Chui.

760
00:38:03,714 --> 00:38:05,464
Young Chui's a
ship in the night.

761
00:38:05,630 --> 00:38:08,380
Not even a ship, he's a
little tugboat, tooting along...

762
00:38:08,589 --> 00:38:12,021
and I'm not going to the prom
with him, I'm going with Dave.

763
00:38:12,254 --> 00:38:15,721
Because we rock together,
Mama. The charade is over.

764
00:38:17,004 --> 00:38:19,561
- What are you doing?
- What I should've done months ago.

765
00:38:19,753 --> 00:38:21,901
That wasn't your mother,
tell me that wasn't her.

766
00:38:22,086 --> 00:38:24,996
That was the mother. I
am liberated, my friend.

767
00:38:25,961 --> 00:38:28,030
- You're drunk.
- No, I'm... Am I?

768
00:38:28,211 --> 00:38:30,438
We're going on in five
minutes. Can you even play?

769
00:38:30,627 --> 00:38:32,536
I can hit the sticks
on those brubs.

770
00:38:32,711 --> 00:38:34,858
Great, but what about the drums?

771
00:38:36,169 --> 00:38:37,282
Dave.

772
00:38:47,625 --> 00:38:50,614
There you are. I've been
looking all over for you.

773
00:38:50,833 --> 00:38:53,186
I just got tired of
everything down there.

774
00:38:54,332 --> 00:38:57,958
Are we allowed to be up here? I
mean, Kyle was kind of discouraging it.

775
00:38:58,207 --> 00:39:00,037
When you have a party,
you get what you get.

776
00:39:00,207 --> 00:39:01,400
Yeah, I guess.

777
00:39:01,915 --> 00:39:03,984
Sad boy. What's wrong?

778
00:39:04,457 --> 00:39:06,843
You were looking forward
to this party, what happened?

779
00:39:07,039 --> 00:39:08,675
- Nothing.
- Something did.

780
00:39:09,622 --> 00:39:11,180
Come on, tell me.

781
00:39:15,497 --> 00:39:17,724
You're not tired of me, are you?

782
00:39:22,038 --> 00:39:24,073
That's a pretty good answer.

783
00:39:55,826 --> 00:39:57,098
Jess, wait.

784
00:39:59,159 --> 00:40:00,273
Jess.

785
00:40:08,241 --> 00:40:09,354
Jess.

786
00:40:11,198 --> 00:40:13,073
- Not here, not now.
- Fine!

787
00:40:13,240 --> 00:40:15,354
- What's wrong with you?
- Nothing's wrong with me.

788
00:40:15,532 --> 00:40:16,929
Someone could walk in that door.

789
00:40:17,073 --> 00:40:19,220
And Santa Claus could
come down the chimney.

790
00:40:19,406 --> 00:40:21,793
You didn't think that it
was gonna happen like this?

791
00:40:21,989 --> 00:40:23,819
I don't know what
I think anymore.

792
00:40:23,989 --> 00:40:25,421
Rory, just stop!

793
00:40:25,572 --> 00:40:28,846
I did not invite you up here.
You came up here on your own.

794
00:40:31,196 --> 00:40:33,071
I don't know what I did.

795
00:40:33,487 --> 00:40:34,521
[Jess sighing]

796
00:40:34,654 --> 00:40:36,404
You didn't do anything.

797
00:40:36,571 --> 00:40:37,685
Rory.

798
00:40:38,321 --> 00:40:39,753
Excuse me, sorry.

799
00:40:40,820 --> 00:40:43,855
- Are you okay?
- Yes. No. I don't know.

800
00:40:44,070 --> 00:40:45,467
What happened?

801
00:40:46,986 --> 00:40:48,100
Figures.

802
00:40:50,944 --> 00:40:52,058
Dean, no.

803
00:41:12,483 --> 00:41:13,755
Stop it, guys!

804
00:41:16,608 --> 00:41:18,882
- Young Chui, we've got to talk.
- Don't touch me.

805
00:41:19,065 --> 00:41:22,975
I'm not gonna touch you. I think it's
time you and I had a real talk about Lane.

806
00:41:23,232 --> 00:41:25,539
- Just a talk?
- We'll keep it friendly, honest.

807
00:41:25,732 --> 00:41:26,766
Okay.

808
00:41:27,481 --> 00:41:29,356
- Get off me!
- I'm trying.

809
00:41:30,689 --> 00:41:32,406
- Bogus!
- Break it up!

810
00:41:33,439 --> 00:41:34,633
Guys!

811
00:41:36,814 --> 00:41:38,246
Knock it off!

812
00:41:58,728 --> 00:42:01,365
- Guys, just stop it!
- Let go of me!

813
00:42:05,394 --> 00:42:06,427
Cops.

814
00:42:08,476 --> 00:42:11,352
- Oh, no, man, is that...
- The Boy With Toothache.

815
00:42:12,018 --> 00:42:13,371
You're dead.

816
00:42:18,726 --> 00:42:21,919
Okay. Dump your
cups and go home. Now.

817
00:42:24,433 --> 00:42:25,467
Thanks a lot, man.

818
00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:26,599
Jess.

819
00:42:28,683 --> 00:42:30,717
[Police radio chattering]