1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:54,055 --> 00:00:55,263 Taxi? 4 00:00:55,264 --> 00:00:58,350 Hm, yeah. Yeah, I guess so. 5 00:00:59,810 --> 00:01:01,978 Going to the university, eh? 6 00:01:01,979 --> 00:01:04,022 Um, yeah, that's right. How'd you know? 7 00:04:34,858 --> 00:04:36,651 - Hello, son. - Looking for residence? 8 00:04:36,652 --> 00:04:38,861 Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm in first year. 9 00:04:38,862 --> 00:04:40,363 Well, welcome to William Bancroft. 10 00:04:40,364 --> 00:04:42,782 I'm Fred McQuilkin, hall porter and keeper of the gate. 11 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:45,034 Hi, I'm Peter Saarinen. 12 00:04:45,035 --> 00:04:47,371 Most of the other freshmen are here already. 13 00:04:49,540 --> 00:04:51,917 There's only a couple of hours left to register. 14 00:04:54,962 --> 00:04:59,799 Saarinen, well, let's see what house you're in. 15 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,592 Lowry, that's a mighty fine house. 16 00:05:01,593 --> 00:05:03,970 Lots of fine fellas in Lowry. 17 00:05:03,971 --> 00:05:06,015 You're in room 124. 18 00:05:06,849 --> 00:05:08,976 - Oh, thanks. - That's on the first floor. 19 00:05:10,060 --> 00:05:12,061 Do you want someone to help you with your suitcase? 20 00:05:12,062 --> 00:05:14,648 No, no. I'll be able to manage it myself, thanks. 21 00:05:15,607 --> 00:05:17,276 Lowry's the first house on the left. 22 00:05:17,318 --> 00:05:18,318 Right! 23 00:05:20,154 --> 00:05:21,989 - Here, I'll get that. - Oh, thank you. 24 00:05:28,746 --> 00:05:30,705 Hey, where are you lugging this thing? 25 00:05:30,706 --> 00:05:33,959 Huh? Oh, um... 124. 26 00:05:34,293 --> 00:05:36,586 No kidding. I'm right across from you in 123. 27 00:05:36,587 --> 00:05:38,255 - Yeah? - Next to the can. 28 00:05:44,887 --> 00:05:47,180 Say, why don't you check your things, and we'll go over to the gym. 29 00:05:47,181 --> 00:05:48,806 I hear there's a coke dance. 30 00:05:48,807 --> 00:05:51,601 You should see the girls. Boy, they're something. 31 00:05:51,602 --> 00:05:53,019 Oh, well, I don't know. 32 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:54,604 I think I'm supposed to register, 33 00:05:54,605 --> 00:05:55,855 and then I'll have to call home. 34 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:57,231 Well, have it your way. 35 00:05:57,232 --> 00:05:59,442 I'm going to check inventory. 36 00:05:59,443 --> 00:06:01,235 - Bye. - Yeah, see ya. 37 00:06:52,329 --> 00:06:53,329 Fred? 38 00:06:54,289 --> 00:06:55,498 Oh, Fred? 39 00:06:55,499 --> 00:06:56,999 Doug! 40 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:59,919 - Hi, how ya doing? - So you're back again this year. 41 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:01,398 Well, some guys just don't know when to quit. 42 00:07:01,422 --> 00:07:02,922 I figured I'd better stick around 43 00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:05,091 until we get rid of you, and protect the residence. 44 00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:05,926 Get rid of me? 45 00:07:05,927 --> 00:07:09,011 Man, you're still gonna have to contend with that inimitable Freida. 46 00:07:09,012 --> 00:07:10,346 You're looking pretty chipper, Harris. 47 00:07:10,347 --> 00:07:12,667 You don't look like you spent the whole summer in Hamilton. 48 00:07:12,808 --> 00:07:13,891 Well, I sure did. 49 00:07:13,892 --> 00:07:15,393 I spent three months punching a clock 50 00:07:15,394 --> 00:07:17,395 in the steel mill down there. 51 00:07:17,396 --> 00:07:19,522 Then we drove down to New York and blew the whole bundle. 52 00:07:19,523 --> 00:07:21,149 That's natural. 53 00:07:21,150 --> 00:07:23,192 Yeah, I picked up this real hot little MG outside. 54 00:07:23,193 --> 00:07:24,421 You know, it goes like a bat outta hell. 55 00:07:24,445 --> 00:07:27,238 - Wanna take a spin? - Oh, not on your life! 56 00:07:27,239 --> 00:07:28,656 Any of the guys shown up yet? 57 00:07:28,657 --> 00:07:30,575 Well, you know, Nick, Artie, Larry. 58 00:07:30,576 --> 00:07:32,201 Nick popped in a couple of hours ago. 59 00:07:32,202 --> 00:07:34,162 Oh, but I haven't seen any of the others yet. 60 00:07:34,163 --> 00:07:34,997 Well, look, I'm gonna go up 61 00:07:34,998 --> 00:07:36,914 and see if the old room still looks the same. 62 00:07:36,915 --> 00:07:37,957 Hey, by the way, I hope you got us 63 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:39,792 a better set of freshmen this year. 64 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:28,484 - Hello, Peter Saarinen. - My name's Dave Johnson. 65 00:09:28,485 --> 00:09:29,735 - I'm the head waiter. - Oh, hi. 66 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:32,071 I understand you're interested in doing some waiting. 67 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:33,031 Oh, yeah. 68 00:09:33,032 --> 00:09:35,199 Yeah, well, I put my name down a little while ago. 69 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:37,326 I guess I could use some extra spending money around here. 70 00:09:37,327 --> 00:09:38,161 It's not very hard. 71 00:09:38,162 --> 00:09:40,413 You come out around 5:30, and you're through in an hour. 72 00:09:40,414 --> 00:09:41,998 Put down the food, pick it up, clean it up. 73 00:09:41,999 --> 00:09:43,207 You know, it's not high class, 74 00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:45,042 but it'll keep you in book money. 75 00:09:45,043 --> 00:09:47,044 Okay, well, whenever you need some extra help, 76 00:09:47,045 --> 00:09:48,254 just call me. 77 00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:50,256 - How 'bout tonight? - We could use some help. 78 00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:51,508 Say, half an hour. 79 00:09:52,384 --> 00:09:54,885 Oh, okay, fine, half an hour. 80 00:09:54,886 --> 00:09:55,928 All right, I'll see you then. 81 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:57,097 - Okay, bye. - Goodbye. 82 00:09:59,516 --> 00:10:01,058 Well, I guess it's just about time 83 00:10:01,059 --> 00:10:03,019 for the march to the mush palace. 84 00:10:03,020 --> 00:10:04,395 Anyone notice what they're serving tonight? 85 00:10:04,396 --> 00:10:05,980 They call it fried chicken. 86 00:10:05,981 --> 00:10:08,274 Yeah, but any resemblance to a hen, living or dead, 87 00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:10,234 is strictly coincidental. 88 00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:12,320 Well, gentlemen, I've come to the conclusion 89 00:10:12,321 --> 00:10:15,364 that ptomaine poisoning is preferable to malnutrition. 90 00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:17,450 Onward to indigestion. 91 00:11:05,082 --> 00:11:06,041 You better fill up on bread. 92 00:11:06,042 --> 00:11:07,500 That's about the only thing around here they can't ruin. 93 00:11:07,501 --> 00:11:09,020 Hey, leave some for the rest of us, right? 94 00:11:09,044 --> 00:11:10,295 Pass the salt, man. 95 00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:13,422 Eh, chicken's not half bad tonight. 96 00:11:13,423 --> 00:11:14,299 Yeah, they're trying to make up 97 00:11:14,300 --> 00:11:16,967 for that pickled abortion they delivered last night. 98 00:11:16,968 --> 00:11:19,470 I hear three fellows actually passed out at the table. 99 00:11:19,471 --> 00:11:20,971 They must've been freshmen. 100 00:11:20,972 --> 00:11:22,181 And Freida tells me that some of 'em 101 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:23,474 still even wet their beds. 102 00:11:23,475 --> 00:11:24,309 Oh, look, she's just sore 103 00:11:24,310 --> 00:11:26,311 because none of 'em propositioned her yet. 104 00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:30,565 Oh my gosh. 105 00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:35,611 Hey, look, if it weren't bad enough, 106 00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:37,614 they've put us with a rookie waiter here. 107 00:11:42,494 --> 00:11:45,079 I say, chap. Garçon. 108 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:47,457 Yes, I mean you. Come. 109 00:11:51,128 --> 00:11:54,631 Tell me, my good man, what do you call this repast? 110 00:11:55,465 --> 00:12:00,094 - Call it? I don't call it anything. - I just serve it. 111 00:12:00,095 --> 00:12:03,848 I say, jolly good. This chap must be the new jester. 112 00:12:03,849 --> 00:12:07,059 And nevertheless, I feel I must bring to your attention 113 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:09,270 a rather serious negligence. 114 00:12:09,271 --> 00:12:10,354 I distinctly recall 115 00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:12,523 ordering pheasant under glass this evening. 116 00:12:12,524 --> 00:12:15,694 And what you have served me is partridge, undercooked. 117 00:12:16,695 --> 00:12:17,695 Well, I'm sorry. 118 00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:23,785 Young man, I am not finished yet. 119 00:12:27,998 --> 00:12:32,710 Tell me, what is that thumb doing in my plate? 120 00:12:32,711 --> 00:12:35,589 Is one of the kitchen boys afflicted with a leprosy? 121 00:12:36,882 --> 00:12:39,467 This offering is quite unacceptable. 122 00:12:39,468 --> 00:12:41,135 I insist that you take this plate back 123 00:12:41,136 --> 00:12:45,431 to old Mush and Guts immediately, I mean the dietician, 124 00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:48,601 and lodge a formal complaint on behalf of Hunter House. 125 00:12:48,602 --> 00:12:49,978 - Hear, hear. - Absolutely. 126 00:12:51,354 --> 00:12:52,521 Are you serious? 127 00:12:52,522 --> 00:12:55,149 I jest you not. And snap to it! 128 00:12:55,150 --> 00:12:57,443 Otherwise, your fingers may very well end up 129 00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:58,862 in the meatloaf tomorrow. 130 00:13:19,674 --> 00:13:21,133 Boy, that waiter's gonna make a perfect mark 131 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,593 for our initiations. 132 00:13:22,594 --> 00:13:25,012 I think we oughta lay off him. He's had enough. 133 00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:27,181 What's the matter, Doug, you getting soft? 134 00:13:27,182 --> 00:13:28,265 No, I'm not getting soft. 135 00:13:28,266 --> 00:13:31,560 I just think we can find somebody a little more challenging. 136 00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:46,617 Eight o'clock okay with you guys? 137 00:13:46,618 --> 00:13:47,701 - Fine with me. - Okay, fine. 138 00:13:47,702 --> 00:13:48,702 Look, I'm gonna check out now. 139 00:13:48,703 --> 00:13:50,789 What the hell? We just started playing! 140 00:13:50,831 --> 00:13:52,665 Yeah, I know, but I thought I might go up to the library, 141 00:13:52,666 --> 00:13:53,792 stretch out for an hour. 142 00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:55,876 You in the library? You don't even know where it is. 143 00:13:55,877 --> 00:13:58,587 Wise guy. Hey, look, would you mind checking my gown? 144 00:13:58,588 --> 00:14:00,089 Yeah, sure. 145 00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:02,299 I thought the library was out of bounds first term. 146 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:03,300 Oh, just about. 147 00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:06,345 Just got a couple of freshmen up there, eager beavers, 148 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:08,390 but, you know, they don't make any noise. 149 00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:12,601 It's a good place to catch some sleep. 150 00:14:12,602 --> 00:14:14,771 Too late. They've taken Fanny Hill out. 151 00:14:17,232 --> 00:14:18,899 Okay, look, I'll see you guys later. About eight, eh? 152 00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:20,067 - Right. - Take it easy. 153 00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:23,071 And don't hog all the Bobbsey Twin books. 154 00:14:23,446 --> 00:14:24,698 Fourth for bridge. 155 00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:16,875 - Well, hi. - Hello. 156 00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:19,669 Hey, listen, pal. 157 00:15:20,962 --> 00:15:22,421 Well, you're not sore, are you? 158 00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,966 I mean, about that business in the dining hall. 159 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:28,719 Well, I mean, we always give the new waiters a rough time. 160 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:32,514 It's sort of an initiation. It keeps 'em on their toes. 161 00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:33,767 Well, that's all right. 162 00:15:35,018 --> 00:15:37,436 Well, I guess I'll take this back to my room 163 00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:38,688 and read it there. 164 00:15:40,231 --> 00:15:41,440 What are you reading? 165 00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:45,277 Oh, just some poems, by Eliot. 166 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:46,398 He's on my course this year. 167 00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:48,907 Well, you like his stuff? 168 00:15:48,949 --> 00:15:51,617 - Yeah, yeah, yes, I do. - I've read quite a bit of him. 169 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,786 "In the halls, the women come and go, 170 00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:55,454 talking of Michelangelo." 171 00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:56,830 Oh, you know his poetry then. 172 00:15:56,831 --> 00:15:58,124 Yeah, English 110. 173 00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:01,210 Oh, "The Waste Land." 174 00:16:01,211 --> 00:16:02,753 You know, I tried reading through this once. 175 00:16:02,754 --> 00:16:04,254 I couldn't make much sense out of it. 176 00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:06,507 Yeah, yeah, it is pretty difficult at first, 177 00:16:06,508 --> 00:16:09,344 but if you work on it, it does start to make some sense. 178 00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,763 "April is the cruelest month." 179 00:16:12,764 --> 00:16:14,808 Obviously a reference to final exams. 180 00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:20,521 - You read the whole thing? - Yeah. 181 00:16:20,522 --> 00:16:22,106 You must be in English or something. 182 00:16:22,107 --> 00:16:23,358 Philosophy and English. 183 00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:25,943 Well, I'm in Economics myself. 184 00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:27,654 Well, I take English as an option. 185 00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:31,449 So, look, tell me, what do you think of all this, 186 00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:34,743 this community of scholars? 187 00:16:34,744 --> 00:16:38,956 - Oh, it's fine, I suppose. - It's a bit big though. 188 00:16:38,957 --> 00:16:41,041 It sort of takes a while before you can really 189 00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:42,322 get to meet anybody around here. 190 00:16:42,585 --> 00:16:44,378 Well, that's the great thing about residence. 191 00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:45,754 You don't know a soul. On the first day, 192 00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:47,381 you meet a whole house full of guys. 193 00:16:47,382 --> 00:16:50,259 Incidentally, the name is Harris, Doug Harris. 194 00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:51,969 I'm Peter, Saarinen. 195 00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:53,595 - Peter? - Saarinen. 196 00:16:53,596 --> 00:16:55,806 Saarinen. What is that, Polish? 197 00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:58,100 Finnish. But I was born in Canada. 198 00:16:58,101 --> 00:17:01,603 - Yeah, sure. - Well, it's great to know you, Pete. 199 00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:05,232 Yeah, well, I guess I better be getting back to my room, 200 00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:06,233 get some work done. 201 00:17:07,485 --> 00:17:09,154 Good luck with "The Waste Land." 202 00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:12,198 - Okay. - And, look, kid. 203 00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:18,412 Well, I'm really sorry, about that bit in the dining hall. 204 00:17:32,844 --> 00:17:36,305 - Ooh, The Temptations. - Never heard of them. 205 00:17:36,306 --> 00:17:38,349 Oh, brother, look what just walked in. 206 00:17:39,601 --> 00:17:41,560 Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. 207 00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,605 Check the red hat. 208 00:17:44,939 --> 00:17:46,815 Eh, there's nothing much here. Let's try somewhere else. 209 00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:48,044 Oh, come on, don't give up so easy. 210 00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:48,985 Oh, it looks okay to me. 211 00:17:48,986 --> 00:17:50,652 Here, puss, puss, puss, puss! Here, puss! 212 00:17:50,653 --> 00:17:51,488 Hey, what are you looking for? 213 00:17:51,489 --> 00:17:53,906 - Arthur. - Arthur? Who's Arthur? 214 00:17:53,907 --> 00:17:54,741 You don't know Arthur? 215 00:17:54,742 --> 00:17:56,617 Little black pussy. Here, Arthur! 216 00:17:56,618 --> 00:17:58,285 Puss is under. 217 00:17:58,286 --> 00:18:00,704 - Think of something quick. - Here they come. 218 00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:02,415 These beautiful blondes. I just... 219 00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:06,127 well, they're just... I just get so carried away. 220 00:18:07,045 --> 00:18:08,504 Okay, guys, choose your chicks. 221 00:18:08,505 --> 00:18:10,130 Oh, there's only three of them. 222 00:18:10,131 --> 00:18:11,173 I'll tell you what, I'll try the blonde. 223 00:18:11,174 --> 00:18:12,008 That leaves a deuce. 224 00:18:12,009 --> 00:18:13,509 Well, I guess that leaves you out, Larry. 225 00:18:13,510 --> 00:18:14,593 Oh, I'll take Arthur. 226 00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:15,428 Okay. 227 00:18:15,429 --> 00:18:16,845 You really go for the blonde ones, eh? 228 00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:18,139 No, but they go for me. 229 00:18:18,473 --> 00:18:20,140 And then Frank's coming home from Queens 230 00:18:20,141 --> 00:18:21,725 for the college weekend. 231 00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:23,811 Well, at least you'll get him. 232 00:18:23,812 --> 00:18:27,189 I've got a trick Daddy into letting me fly down to Boston 233 00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:28,774 for the big Harvard game. 234 00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:30,735 Okay, guys, here goes. Watch this. 235 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:32,654 Don't forget the dread knot. 236 00:18:32,655 --> 00:18:34,279 Watch the master at work here. 237 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,281 Ladies, I'm a friend of Frank. 238 00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:37,783 That's your problem. 239 00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:39,243 And my name's Doug. 240 00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:42,080 I can foresee no immediate resolution of the problem. 241 00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,430 - Oh, hello there. - Hello. 242 00:19:00,431 --> 00:19:01,932 I'm awfully sorry to disturb you, sir, 243 00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:05,018 but I've just locked myself out, and I need a key. 244 00:19:05,019 --> 00:19:06,687 - Oh, well, that's quite all right. - Do come in, won't you? 245 00:19:06,688 --> 00:19:08,480 I'm sorry, but I haven't learned 246 00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:09,857 all the new chaps' names yet. 247 00:19:09,858 --> 00:19:11,233 I'm Peter, Peter Saarinen. 248 00:19:11,234 --> 00:19:12,694 Oh, have a seat, won't you? 249 00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:17,114 Uh, Peter Saarinen, you're from Welland, aren't you? 250 00:19:17,115 --> 00:19:18,699 - No, Capreol. - Oh, yes. 251 00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:21,285 You're down here on an Ontario scholarship, aren't you? 252 00:19:21,286 --> 00:19:23,745 Congratulations. Well, how have things been going? 253 00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:25,914 So when this one stripper came into town, 254 00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:28,584 - and she's got her BA. - BA? 255 00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:30,544 - Yeah! - BA? What's that, bare ass? 256 00:19:30,545 --> 00:19:32,838 I suppose it's a perquisite if you're a stripper. 257 00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:35,549 Listen, if she has her BA and she's stripping, 258 00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:37,801 I wonder what she would be doing if she had her PhD. 259 00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:45,893 Tell me, what course are you in? 260 00:19:45,894 --> 00:19:47,769 Philosophy. Philosophy and English. 261 00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:50,939 Oh, well, I won't be able to help you much with those. 262 00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:52,608 Do you do any history? 263 00:19:52,609 --> 00:19:54,860 - Yes, I do. Medieval. - Good. 264 00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:56,154 That isn't exactly my area, 265 00:19:56,196 --> 00:19:59,199 but I still remember a bit of my Middle Ages. 266 00:19:59,449 --> 00:20:00,574 How 'bout it, Bev? 267 00:20:00,575 --> 00:20:02,409 Think you got what it takes to be a stripper? 268 00:20:02,410 --> 00:20:03,535 I should hope so. 269 00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:04,370 Come on, let's go! 270 00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:05,495 - Show us how it is. - Oh, no. 271 00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:06,331 - Come on! - Bev the body, 272 00:20:06,332 --> 00:20:08,123 - out there on the runway. - Bev the body, here we go! 273 00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:09,666 - Take it off, take it off. - Let's go. 274 00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:10,876 Take it off, take it off. 275 00:20:14,255 --> 00:20:16,423 Do you do any acting yourself? 276 00:20:16,424 --> 00:20:18,383 Just a bit, in high school. 277 00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:20,177 Oh, well, maybe we'll see you 278 00:20:20,178 --> 00:20:22,430 in one of the college productions this year. 279 00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:06,556 Oh, yes, you came up for the key, didn't you? I'm sorry. 280 00:21:10,604 --> 00:21:12,312 - Hey, what's going on here? - You mean what's coming off. 281 00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:15,315 Hi. I was just telling the boys about the strip tease. 282 00:21:15,316 --> 00:21:16,817 Look, you don't have to sell them. 283 00:21:16,818 --> 00:21:19,903 They're regular customers. So, what else is new? 284 00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:22,906 It's Friday, you're taking me to lunch, remember? 285 00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:23,950 Do I have a choice? 286 00:21:25,118 --> 00:21:28,537 - Hey, my coat. - Yeah, leopard. 287 00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:33,250 - Hey, wait! - Come on, come on. 288 00:21:33,251 --> 00:21:34,251 - Bye. - Bye. 289 00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:36,879 Oh, just a minute! 290 00:21:37,755 --> 00:21:40,424 - She's coming back. - Hi. Sorry, bye. 291 00:21:40,425 --> 00:21:41,259 - Bye, Bev. - Bye, Bev. 292 00:21:41,260 --> 00:21:43,261 - We enjoyed your show. - Hey, girl. 293 00:21:43,303 --> 00:21:44,803 Boy, I wish I had a broad like that. 294 00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:45,971 You wouldn't know what to do with her. 295 00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:46,972 Yeah? 296 00:21:47,348 --> 00:21:48,348 So where'd you get the airplane? 297 00:21:48,349 --> 00:21:49,391 My dad arranged to get... 298 00:21:49,392 --> 00:21:51,476 After all, where else could he find a girl 299 00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:56,482 of my grace, charm, intelligence, and good looks? 300 00:21:56,774 --> 00:21:57,817 At The Luxury. 301 00:21:58,234 --> 00:22:00,027 Besides, I'll let you all in 302 00:22:00,028 --> 00:22:01,695 on a little secret. 303 00:22:01,696 --> 00:22:03,739 He is mad about me. 304 00:22:03,740 --> 00:22:05,157 - He has to be mad. - Here comes the mad man now. 305 00:22:05,158 --> 00:22:06,366 - Oh, hi, Doug. - Oh. 306 00:22:06,367 --> 00:22:07,659 What sort of enchanting drivel 307 00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:08,869 has my girl been feeding you now? 308 00:22:08,870 --> 00:22:09,995 - You'd be surprised. - Well, Bev has just been 309 00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:10,913 telling us you need congratulations. 310 00:22:10,914 --> 00:22:13,415 Oh, I've had enough of all this gossip. Come on, Doug. 311 00:22:13,416 --> 00:22:14,583 Well, Doug, why don't you pull up a chair 312 00:22:14,584 --> 00:22:15,584 - and sit down? - Yeah. 313 00:22:15,585 --> 00:22:17,711 Oh, no, no, we have business 314 00:22:17,712 --> 00:22:18,795 - to look after. - Yeah. 315 00:22:18,796 --> 00:22:20,255 I will not raise your allowance. 316 00:22:20,256 --> 00:22:21,882 Oh! 317 00:22:21,883 --> 00:22:22,717 We'll see ya, Doug. 318 00:22:22,718 --> 00:22:23,925 - Okay, bye. - Bye-bye. 319 00:22:23,926 --> 00:22:25,510 Nancy, did I tell you what the jeweler said 320 00:22:25,511 --> 00:22:26,678 - about the ring? - Uh-uh. 321 00:22:26,679 --> 00:22:28,263 Well, he said we could put in extra diamonds, 322 00:22:28,264 --> 00:22:30,140 there and there, in a few years, you know, 323 00:22:30,141 --> 00:22:31,850 - when we get settled. - Pretty rich, eh? 324 00:22:36,356 --> 00:22:37,356 Ah. 325 00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:39,941 Say, what was all that bit about congratulations? 326 00:22:39,942 --> 00:22:40,942 Oh, nothing. 327 00:22:42,278 --> 00:22:44,237 Anyway, Doug, I got the most fabulous pink dress, 328 00:22:44,238 --> 00:22:46,239 so you're just gonna have to take me dancing. 329 00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:47,532 It's got little puffy sleeves, 330 00:22:47,533 --> 00:22:49,034 and the neckline scoops right down to there. 331 00:22:49,035 --> 00:22:50,035 It's just great. 332 00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:53,663 How should I wear my hair, up or down? 333 00:22:53,664 --> 00:22:55,666 I was thinking this time I'd wear it up. 334 00:22:56,417 --> 00:22:57,876 Doug, you're not even listening. 335 00:22:57,877 --> 00:23:00,296 - Huh? - Did you hear a word I said? 336 00:23:00,588 --> 00:23:02,756 Yeah, sure. You were talking about your hair. 337 00:23:02,757 --> 00:23:04,800 Do you think she's good looking? 338 00:23:04,801 --> 00:23:05,801 No, of course not. 339 00:23:05,802 --> 00:23:08,470 I was just thinking her hairdo might look good on you. 340 00:23:08,471 --> 00:23:09,764 Yeah, I'll bet. 341 00:23:10,723 --> 00:23:13,183 You can go over and talk to her if you'd like. 342 00:23:13,184 --> 00:23:16,145 No, Bev, I just wanna sit here and talk about your hair. 343 00:23:17,647 --> 00:23:19,356 Too late. I've gotta go. 344 00:23:19,357 --> 00:23:21,149 I'm meeting Mom downtown. 345 00:23:21,150 --> 00:23:23,944 We've gotta pick out a present for Grandma and Gramps. 346 00:23:23,945 --> 00:23:25,946 - Oh, it's tonight? - Yeah. 347 00:23:25,947 --> 00:23:29,032 Imagine, 50 years ago today, they were married. 348 00:23:29,033 --> 00:23:31,451 - Marvelous, isn't it? - Yeah, it's incredible. 349 00:23:31,452 --> 00:23:32,744 It should be a happy family gathering. 350 00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:34,163 - Give 'em my love. - I will. 351 00:23:38,793 --> 00:23:41,878 Say, you got another one of those care packages from home. 352 00:23:41,879 --> 00:23:42,921 Oh. Oh yeah. 353 00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:44,172 It's probably some of the blankets 354 00:23:44,173 --> 00:23:45,633 my mother said she'd send up. 355 00:23:47,176 --> 00:23:49,261 Hey, Fred. Any fan mail for me today? 356 00:23:49,262 --> 00:23:51,848 - Not a one. - Must be losing my touch. 357 00:23:52,473 --> 00:23:53,933 - Oh, hi, Pete. - Oh, hi. 358 00:23:54,434 --> 00:23:55,934 Who sent the coffin? 359 00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:59,563 Oh, it's just some blankets my mother sent up for me. 360 00:23:59,564 --> 00:24:00,689 What's the matter, can't you find a broad 361 00:24:00,690 --> 00:24:01,566 to keep you warm? 362 00:24:01,567 --> 00:24:03,400 Quit corrupting the freshmen, Harris! 363 00:24:03,401 --> 00:24:04,693 Say, did your mother send you 364 00:24:04,694 --> 00:24:06,069 any of that Finnish pastry from home? 365 00:24:06,070 --> 00:24:06,946 It was delicious. 366 00:24:06,947 --> 00:24:09,406 Oh, yeah. Yeah, she sends some up in every package. 367 00:24:09,407 --> 00:24:12,201 - What's this Finnish pastry? - That anything like Danish? 368 00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:14,995 No, no, it's sort of like a long roll 369 00:24:14,996 --> 00:24:17,247 with nuts and sugar and things like that. 370 00:24:17,248 --> 00:24:18,166 - Oh. - It's great stuff. 371 00:24:18,167 --> 00:24:19,708 You can take it from an expert. 372 00:24:19,709 --> 00:24:21,334 Well, if old Fred says it's all right, 373 00:24:21,335 --> 00:24:23,171 then I guess it can't be all that bad. 374 00:24:23,421 --> 00:24:24,421 How 'bout a sample? 375 00:24:25,256 --> 00:24:27,632 Oh, well, I was just on my way to lunch. 376 00:24:27,633 --> 00:24:30,385 You can come by my room afterward and try some, if you like. 377 00:24:30,386 --> 00:24:32,554 Yeah, I may just take you up on that. 378 00:24:32,555 --> 00:24:33,555 So long. 379 00:24:44,275 --> 00:24:45,358 I think Saarinen's 380 00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:47,445 still a little bit lost around here. 381 00:24:48,696 --> 00:24:50,113 Yeah, well, I guess it just takes some guys 382 00:24:50,114 --> 00:24:51,114 longer than others. 383 00:24:52,825 --> 00:24:54,618 Does he have any close friends? 384 00:24:54,619 --> 00:24:58,289 I don't know. He always comes in alone around here. 385 00:25:13,304 --> 00:25:16,056 Oh, hi. Just your friendly pure food inspector. 386 00:25:16,057 --> 00:25:17,474 Come to see if your old lady's bakery 387 00:25:17,475 --> 00:25:18,892 conforms to regulations. 388 00:25:18,893 --> 00:25:20,060 You don't have to worry about that. 389 00:25:20,061 --> 00:25:21,521 - Come on in. - Yeah, thanks. 390 00:25:23,564 --> 00:25:26,484 Hey, that's quite a shipment she sent you. 391 00:25:26,526 --> 00:25:27,984 Yeah, my mother doesn't want me to forget 392 00:25:27,985 --> 00:25:29,487 what good cooking tastes like. 393 00:25:32,615 --> 00:25:34,866 Man, you got the ideal setup here. 394 00:25:34,867 --> 00:25:35,867 What do you mean? 395 00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:38,286 Well, you can just sit there munching your pastry, 396 00:25:38,287 --> 00:25:40,789 and watch the whole ebb and flow of co-education 397 00:25:40,790 --> 00:25:42,165 in between classes. 398 00:25:42,166 --> 00:25:43,833 Huh, I suppose so. 399 00:25:43,834 --> 00:25:46,962 I usually can't see very much besides the traffic though. 400 00:25:46,963 --> 00:25:49,089 Well, I guess the racket kinda bothers you, huh? 401 00:25:49,090 --> 00:25:51,216 Oh, not so much anymore. 402 00:25:51,217 --> 00:25:55,512 Hey, would you like some kaffeleipää or some pull a? 403 00:25:55,513 --> 00:25:57,973 Well, I think I'll have some of that ka... 404 00:25:57,974 --> 00:25:59,474 well, the first stuff you had there. 405 00:25:59,475 --> 00:26:01,685 Yeah, here. I think you'll like it. 406 00:26:01,686 --> 00:26:02,727 Well then, have you got some napkins? 407 00:26:02,728 --> 00:26:04,062 Oh yeah, they're in the cupboard. 408 00:26:04,063 --> 00:26:05,605 Hang loose. I'll get 'em. 409 00:26:05,606 --> 00:26:07,441 You just attend to the goodies there. 410 00:26:08,442 --> 00:26:11,444 Hey! Man, this is really wild. 411 00:26:11,445 --> 00:26:12,487 What's that? 412 00:26:12,488 --> 00:26:15,365 - Oh, this thing here. - Oh, yeah. 413 00:26:15,366 --> 00:26:17,450 What'd you do? You win this at the Capreol Fall Fair? 414 00:26:17,451 --> 00:26:18,911 No, my grandmother made it. 415 00:26:22,999 --> 00:26:26,293 - Well, I'll tell you what. - Let's have some of that coffee, 416 00:26:26,294 --> 00:26:27,794 - what, coffee-let? - Kaffeleipää. 417 00:26:27,795 --> 00:26:28,962 - Leipa, Leipa? - That's right. 418 00:26:28,963 --> 00:26:30,714 Okay. 419 00:26:30,715 --> 00:26:33,800 Here, I'll give you one of the inside pieces, 420 00:26:33,801 --> 00:26:34,841 - right here. - Oh, thanks. 421 00:26:36,554 --> 00:26:37,722 It looks good. 422 00:26:48,232 --> 00:26:49,232 Thank you. 423 00:26:52,445 --> 00:26:54,154 Hey, you know something? 424 00:26:54,155 --> 00:26:56,698 I think I've just developed a weakness for Finnish pastry. 425 00:26:56,699 --> 00:26:58,450 Yeah, my mother has a knack for it, hasn't she? 426 00:26:58,451 --> 00:27:00,201 Mm, I'll tell you what, 427 00:27:00,202 --> 00:27:01,745 how would you like to trade her for mine? 428 00:27:01,746 --> 00:27:03,163 I'll even throw in my sisters. 429 00:27:03,164 --> 00:27:04,497 Not a chance. 430 00:27:04,498 --> 00:27:05,333 Well, anyway, tell her 431 00:27:05,334 --> 00:27:07,000 if she doesn't get enough appreciation at home, 432 00:27:07,001 --> 00:27:08,752 she can send her pastry to me anytime. 433 00:27:08,753 --> 00:27:09,961 You know, just be careful. 434 00:27:09,962 --> 00:27:11,713 Along with the baking, you get personal directives 435 00:27:11,714 --> 00:27:14,591 to study hard, brush your teeth after every meal, 436 00:27:14,592 --> 00:27:16,092 go to bed early at night. 437 00:27:16,093 --> 00:27:16,927 Well, I wouldn't worry about it. 438 00:27:16,928 --> 00:27:18,596 She'd give me up as a lost cause. 439 00:27:19,930 --> 00:27:20,890 Are those your folks up there? 440 00:27:20,891 --> 00:27:21,891 Mm-hm. 441 00:27:22,933 --> 00:27:25,061 Well, they look easy to get along with. 442 00:27:25,811 --> 00:27:28,146 We used to sit around the piano on Saturday nights, 443 00:27:28,147 --> 00:27:30,190 singing folk songs from the old country. 444 00:27:30,191 --> 00:27:32,400 - Do you like folk music? - Sure. 445 00:27:32,401 --> 00:27:34,444 I just picked this up the other day. 446 00:27:34,445 --> 00:27:35,821 It was on sale downtown. 447 00:27:37,448 --> 00:27:40,992 - Musical Greetings from Finland. - It sounds great. 448 00:27:40,993 --> 00:27:42,118 Hey, you haven't opened it yet. 449 00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:44,120 Oh, no, one of these days, I'll borrow a record player 450 00:27:44,121 --> 00:27:45,497 from somebody down the hall. 451 00:27:45,498 --> 00:27:47,290 Hey, look, why don't you come upstairs to my room? 452 00:27:47,291 --> 00:27:48,958 We can play it on my stereo. 453 00:27:48,959 --> 00:27:50,794 Yeah, and you can listen to some of my albums. 454 00:27:50,795 --> 00:27:53,171 - Right now? - Well, you got any classes? 455 00:27:53,172 --> 00:27:55,298 - No. - Oh, look, no better time. 456 00:27:55,299 --> 00:27:56,652 Oh, well, how 'bout some more pastry first? 457 00:27:56,676 --> 00:27:57,884 Yeah, sure. 458 00:27:57,885 --> 00:27:59,655 Well, I'll tell you what, why don't you bring it along? 459 00:27:59,679 --> 00:28:02,014 We can do the whole ethnic bit while we're at it. 460 00:28:08,396 --> 00:28:10,855 Come on, keep going. 461 00:28:10,856 --> 00:28:12,816 Oh, some climb. 462 00:28:12,817 --> 00:28:16,027 Yeah, well, that's the only exercise I get these days. 463 00:28:16,028 --> 00:28:18,114 Hey, how about that now? 464 00:28:19,198 --> 00:28:21,658 A love note, from a secret admirer. 465 00:28:21,659 --> 00:28:22,659 Oh yeah? 466 00:28:25,162 --> 00:28:26,580 Oh, it's Artie. 467 00:28:27,623 --> 00:28:30,583 Well, let's see. Hey, my folks called. 468 00:28:30,584 --> 00:28:32,335 They got four tickets for Belafonte tonight. 469 00:28:32,336 --> 00:28:32,962 Hey. 470 00:28:32,963 --> 00:28:34,838 They wanna meet Bev and me at Mr. Tony's for dinner. 471 00:28:34,839 --> 00:28:37,258 - Hey, that sounds good. - Just great. 472 00:28:39,218 --> 00:28:40,343 Bev's gonna blow a gasket. 473 00:28:40,344 --> 00:28:42,011 She has to go to her grandparents' tonight. 474 00:28:42,012 --> 00:28:43,699 She's been on my back all week to see Belafonte. 475 00:28:43,723 --> 00:28:45,015 Yeah, I can't blame her. 476 00:28:47,059 --> 00:28:48,977 How would you like to take in a show tonight? 477 00:28:48,978 --> 00:28:50,812 - Me? - Yeah, you. Who else? 478 00:28:50,813 --> 00:28:53,106 You wanna be a social leper all your life? 479 00:28:53,107 --> 00:28:54,274 Well, fine, but... 480 00:28:54,275 --> 00:28:57,068 Come on! You get a decent meal in the bargain. 481 00:28:57,069 --> 00:28:58,278 Well, sure, but I'm supposed 482 00:28:58,279 --> 00:28:59,821 to be waiting on tables tonight. 483 00:28:59,822 --> 00:29:01,656 Well, you go and tell Johnson to get a substitute. 484 00:29:01,657 --> 00:29:04,744 Tell him that you're gonna be waited on tonight. How's that? 485 00:29:05,286 --> 00:29:07,162 - Okay. - Good enough. 486 00:29:07,163 --> 00:29:09,081 - Thanks. - Well, thank you. 487 00:29:10,916 --> 00:29:12,792 - Hey, you know what, Pete? - Yeah? 488 00:29:12,793 --> 00:29:14,294 Why don't you come back about 5:30, 489 00:29:14,295 --> 00:29:17,213 and we'll listen to the record before we leave. 490 00:29:17,214 --> 00:29:18,631 - Right. - Okay. 491 00:29:18,632 --> 00:29:20,050 - Bye. - See ya later. 492 00:31:15,583 --> 00:31:17,250 Hey, come on. Take it easy, eh? 493 00:31:17,251 --> 00:31:18,585 You know I'm just a beginner. 494 00:31:18,586 --> 00:31:19,420 Oh, don't worry. 495 00:31:19,421 --> 00:31:20,837 You'll get used to it in a couple seconds. 496 00:31:20,838 --> 00:31:22,438 What do you call this, trial by steam? 497 00:31:22,590 --> 00:31:24,007 Oh, just try breathing through your mouth. 498 00:31:24,008 --> 00:31:25,133 It's a lot easier that way. 499 00:31:25,134 --> 00:31:26,342 Yeah, sure, it's easier. 500 00:31:26,343 --> 00:31:27,969 Come up here where the action is. 501 00:31:27,970 --> 00:31:28,804 No thanks, man. 502 00:31:28,805 --> 00:31:29,929 - Forget it. - Oh. 503 00:31:31,140 --> 00:31:32,265 Don't you want more steam? 504 00:31:33,184 --> 00:31:35,059 You know, Pete, it seems to me, 505 00:31:35,060 --> 00:31:37,271 you should get to know the guys in your house better. 506 00:31:38,147 --> 00:31:39,689 You know, hang around the common room more, 507 00:31:39,690 --> 00:31:42,191 and go bowling and drinking with the guys. 508 00:31:42,192 --> 00:31:43,152 Well, I mean, you're letting 509 00:31:43,153 --> 00:31:44,444 some of the greatest opportunities 510 00:31:44,445 --> 00:31:46,779 slip by of your university career. 511 00:31:46,780 --> 00:31:48,281 You know, that's funny. 512 00:31:48,282 --> 00:31:49,699 A guy was just telling me this afternoon 513 00:31:49,700 --> 00:31:51,618 that I was wasting my youth 514 00:31:51,619 --> 00:31:54,871 not joining the protest marches against the war in Vietnam. 515 00:31:54,872 --> 00:31:56,623 Like, for instance, we're going on a march next week 516 00:31:56,624 --> 00:31:57,832 in the American Consulate. 517 00:31:57,833 --> 00:32:00,168 Now, come on. Hang on a sec, will you, Pete? 518 00:32:00,169 --> 00:32:01,794 Now, look, before you get all hipped up 519 00:32:01,795 --> 00:32:03,713 on this Ban the Bomb jazz, 520 00:32:03,714 --> 00:32:05,632 let me clue you in on a couple things, will ya? 521 00:32:05,633 --> 00:32:08,217 You may think it's great for kicks now, but in the future, 522 00:32:08,218 --> 00:32:10,511 it's not gonna do your reputation any good. 523 00:32:10,512 --> 00:32:11,554 What do you mean? 524 00:32:11,555 --> 00:32:12,389 Well, I mean, look. 525 00:32:12,389 --> 00:32:13,349 Okay, fine, you get outta college, 526 00:32:13,350 --> 00:32:15,350 and you're looking for a job. 527 00:32:15,351 --> 00:32:17,769 Some guy's gonna discover that you once held placards 528 00:32:17,770 --> 00:32:19,812 for one of these Ban the Bomb movements. 529 00:32:19,813 --> 00:32:21,856 So, right away, before you know it, you're blacklisted as a commie. 530 00:32:21,857 --> 00:32:23,316 Ah, knock it off. 531 00:32:23,317 --> 00:32:24,442 They're pretty bright guys, 532 00:32:24,443 --> 00:32:27,570 and a lot of them really believe in what they're doing. 533 00:32:27,571 --> 00:32:29,030 - Oh, come on, man. - They're campus weirdos. 534 00:32:29,031 --> 00:32:30,281 - They're misfits. - No, no, they're not. 535 00:32:30,282 --> 00:32:33,409 Sometimes you gotta take a stand for what you believe in. 536 00:32:33,410 --> 00:32:34,370 I dunno, everybody thinks 537 00:32:34,371 --> 00:32:36,121 they've got the right answer, I guess. 538 00:32:36,872 --> 00:32:38,414 Well, tonight, I was out seeing the town. 539 00:32:38,415 --> 00:32:39,775 Tomorrow, I'll join a picket line. 540 00:32:40,334 --> 00:32:43,545 You know, Pete, well, I can't figure you out. 541 00:32:44,421 --> 00:32:47,840 You're a pretty sharp guy. You got a lot on the ball. 542 00:32:47,841 --> 00:32:50,385 How come I don't see around with any of the regular crowd? 543 00:32:50,386 --> 00:32:51,552 Oh, I dunno, maybe I just like 544 00:32:51,553 --> 00:32:54,013 to take my time choosing my friends. 545 00:32:54,014 --> 00:32:56,307 Well, time goes pretty fast on campus. 546 00:32:56,308 --> 00:32:57,434 Yeah, it sure does. 547 00:32:58,477 --> 00:32:59,955 The leaves aren't even off the trees yet, 548 00:32:59,979 --> 00:33:01,938 and the guys are already talking about 549 00:33:01,939 --> 00:33:03,272 what kind of sherry they're gonna drink 550 00:33:03,273 --> 00:33:05,149 at the dean's Christmas party. 551 00:33:05,150 --> 00:33:05,943 Well, naturally, man. 552 00:33:05,985 --> 00:33:08,278 That's the number one party of the year. 553 00:33:39,268 --> 00:33:42,145 Fight with love. 554 00:33:42,146 --> 00:33:46,066 Be merry in the tour of life. 555 00:35:27,459 --> 00:35:28,918 This has gotta be the wildest Christmas party 556 00:35:28,919 --> 00:35:31,754 - the dean's ever had. - I'll say. 557 00:35:31,755 --> 00:35:33,714 What's the matter, Doug? You're not enjoying yourself? 558 00:35:33,715 --> 00:35:34,883 - Doug! - What? 559 00:35:35,801 --> 00:35:36,968 Nick was just asking 560 00:35:36,969 --> 00:35:39,387 how you shave around the dimple in your chin. 561 00:35:40,472 --> 00:35:43,391 I'm sorry. I was just wondering about Saarinen. 562 00:35:43,392 --> 00:35:46,269 Yeah, wasn't that a panic when they dragged him out? 563 00:35:46,270 --> 00:35:48,105 I thought I'd split a gut. 564 00:35:48,147 --> 00:35:49,897 No, I think maybe I'll check in on him 565 00:35:49,898 --> 00:35:51,065 after we've taken the girls home. 566 00:35:51,066 --> 00:35:52,316 Oh, come off it, Doug. 567 00:35:52,317 --> 00:35:54,694 He's old enough to take care of himself. 568 00:35:54,695 --> 00:35:55,903 I know, but he looked pretty rotten 569 00:35:55,904 --> 00:35:57,321 when they took him back to his room. 570 00:35:57,322 --> 00:35:59,490 Hunter House's answer to Florence Nightingale, eh? 571 00:35:59,491 --> 00:36:02,410 - Come on, knock it off. - Anybody here want some punch? 572 00:36:02,411 --> 00:36:03,328 - Yeah, just a glass. - Yeah. 573 00:36:03,329 --> 00:36:04,912 Let's get that stuff rolling, eh? 574 00:36:14,882 --> 00:36:16,216 What happened? 575 00:36:17,301 --> 00:36:19,385 You should've been there. 576 00:36:19,386 --> 00:36:22,430 You were the hit of the dean's Christmas party. 577 00:36:22,431 --> 00:36:24,473 They even gave you a standing ovation, 578 00:36:24,474 --> 00:36:26,143 as they dragged you out. 579 00:36:26,185 --> 00:36:27,561 Oh, Christ. 580 00:36:29,563 --> 00:36:30,563 Come on now. 581 00:36:31,565 --> 00:36:32,608 Think of the mess. 582 00:36:33,525 --> 00:36:35,484 Look, at least you made a permanent mark 583 00:36:35,485 --> 00:36:37,528 on Sir William Bancroft residence, right? 584 00:36:37,529 --> 00:36:38,905 You're a hero! 585 00:36:38,906 --> 00:36:41,491 I'd have preferred animate, um... 586 00:36:44,494 --> 00:36:47,413 just plain Peter somebody or other. 587 00:36:47,414 --> 00:36:50,167 - Oh, come on, cut the humility. - You're not that bad. 588 00:36:51,168 --> 00:36:56,173 I don't mind being plain old me, most of the time. 589 00:36:56,715 --> 00:37:00,010 It must be nice. Not many guys around here can say that. 590 00:37:01,053 --> 00:37:04,639 You know, it's like I... 591 00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:06,642 I don't have to prove anything, you know? 592 00:37:07,851 --> 00:37:09,770 - Like me. - You? 593 00:37:10,938 --> 00:37:13,398 No, you seem to fit in without even trying. 594 00:37:14,399 --> 00:37:17,027 You mean the big-man-on-campus routine? 595 00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:20,071 It's not much of a compliment. 596 00:37:20,072 --> 00:37:25,077 I know, but you have a lot more than that. All of you do. 597 00:37:25,702 --> 00:37:28,579 Why? It's a lot of noise. 598 00:37:28,580 --> 00:37:31,582 Oh, sure, we cut each other up, and we boast. 599 00:37:31,583 --> 00:37:34,710 We act like we own the residence and the college 600 00:37:34,711 --> 00:37:36,462 and the president's pet poodle. 601 00:37:36,463 --> 00:37:39,382 So big deal. We don't know anything. We never do anything. 602 00:37:39,383 --> 00:37:41,425 Oh, what are you talking about? 603 00:37:41,426 --> 00:37:44,179 Well, you're alive. You make things go. 604 00:37:45,514 --> 00:37:47,932 You know, when I first came here, 605 00:37:47,933 --> 00:37:51,103 I really wished I had your self-confidence. 606 00:37:52,187 --> 00:37:54,231 You have a way with people. 607 00:37:54,273 --> 00:37:56,565 Sure, but what does it matter? 608 00:37:56,566 --> 00:37:58,067 Well, like hell, if I flunked out next term, 609 00:37:58,068 --> 00:37:59,652 what difference would it make? 610 00:37:59,653 --> 00:38:02,154 Oh, sure, maybe a couple of weeks later, 611 00:38:02,155 --> 00:38:03,781 it might dawn on Artie or somebody, 612 00:38:03,782 --> 00:38:05,658 and they'd say to Nick, 613 00:38:05,659 --> 00:38:08,244 "Hey, I wonder what ever happened to that Harris character." 614 00:38:08,245 --> 00:38:09,246 That's about all. 615 00:38:09,288 --> 00:38:11,539 Hm, talk about the blues. 616 00:38:11,540 --> 00:38:13,624 "I live with bread like you, 617 00:38:13,625 --> 00:38:17,503 feel want, taste grief, need friends. 618 00:38:17,504 --> 00:38:21,382 Subjected, thus, how can you say to me, 'I am a king'?" 619 00:38:21,383 --> 00:38:23,885 - What's that, Shakespeare? - Richard II. 620 00:38:24,761 --> 00:38:26,721 That's the funny thing about you. 621 00:38:26,722 --> 00:38:28,097 What is? 622 00:38:28,098 --> 00:38:31,183 I dunno. You have your own sort of confidence. 623 00:38:31,184 --> 00:38:34,770 I dunno. Maybe your books help you see things more clearly. 624 00:38:34,771 --> 00:38:36,648 - Peter? - Yeah? 625 00:38:37,774 --> 00:38:41,277 Have you ever wished, well, that you could see yourself 626 00:38:41,278 --> 00:38:43,362 through somebody else's eyes? 627 00:38:43,363 --> 00:38:45,782 All the time. 628 00:38:46,575 --> 00:38:49,161 But I'll be seeing scorpions soon if I don't get some water. 629 00:38:50,329 --> 00:38:51,872 You can lead me down the hall. 630 00:41:08,216 --> 00:41:09,884 I'm just swimming from mogul to mogul, 631 00:41:09,885 --> 00:41:11,218 and I got completely out of control 632 00:41:11,219 --> 00:41:14,180 and went flying, boom, into the ass of this fantastic broad. 633 00:41:14,181 --> 00:41:15,264 And there we were, 634 00:41:15,265 --> 00:41:16,599 - rolling around in the snow. - Doug! 635 00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:19,351 - Hey, Petey! - Hey, Doug! 636 00:41:19,352 --> 00:41:20,728 - How are ya, boy? - Not bad. How are you? 637 00:41:20,729 --> 00:41:21,979 Okay. 638 00:41:21,980 --> 00:41:23,300 - Hey, cut it out. - Hey, come on. 639 00:41:34,784 --> 00:41:36,535 So, how was your Christmas? 640 00:41:36,536 --> 00:41:38,120 Oh, not too bad. 641 00:41:38,121 --> 00:41:40,080 I had to stay indoors most of the time though. 642 00:41:40,081 --> 00:41:42,291 Keep away from the wolves out in the streets of Capreol. 643 00:41:42,292 --> 00:41:43,918 Come on, you're kiddin'. 644 00:41:43,919 --> 00:41:45,169 Hey, by the way, my sister Sharon 645 00:41:45,170 --> 00:41:46,295 can hardly wait to meet you. 646 00:41:46,296 --> 00:41:48,088 Well, especially after that Christmas card you sent. 647 00:41:48,089 --> 00:41:48,924 - Oh. - You know, 648 00:41:48,924 --> 00:41:49,841 - the handmade one? - Yeah. 649 00:41:49,842 --> 00:41:51,675 I got a kick outta yours too. 650 00:41:51,676 --> 00:41:52,843 Well, did you show it to your folks? 651 00:41:52,844 --> 00:41:54,595 Yeah. They didn't really get much out of it. 652 00:41:54,596 --> 00:41:56,555 I think it was a bit too hip for my mother. 653 00:41:56,556 --> 00:41:57,806 But she still sent down 654 00:41:57,807 --> 00:42:00,893 some of that kaffeleipää, for that nice Doug fellow. 655 00:42:00,894 --> 00:42:03,270 Well, you just tell her I love Finnish mothers. 656 00:42:03,271 --> 00:42:05,064 Just wait 'til you see what else she sent out, too. 657 00:42:05,065 --> 00:42:07,358 What? Well, come on, let's have a look. 658 00:42:07,359 --> 00:42:08,944 Wait, wait, back. 659 00:42:12,239 --> 00:42:13,073 Voila. 660 00:42:13,074 --> 00:42:15,450 - Oh, another one! - It'll last forever. 661 00:42:17,202 --> 00:42:19,286 - Well, no kidding. - That's how it happened! 662 00:42:19,287 --> 00:42:21,622 My Aunt Beatrice has spent five years in India. 663 00:42:21,623 --> 00:42:22,623 - Oh. - Yeah. 664 00:42:22,624 --> 00:42:25,417 Well, you know, she was an acolyte in this Buddhist temple. 665 00:42:25,418 --> 00:42:28,505 Well, then what? 666 00:42:28,547 --> 00:42:30,256 We were all sitting around the Christmas tree, 667 00:42:30,257 --> 00:42:32,591 and she was showing us the lotus position. 668 00:42:32,592 --> 00:42:35,177 Now, get this, I'm standing on my head, 669 00:42:35,178 --> 00:42:37,263 and my feet are up in the air, like a pretzel. 670 00:42:37,264 --> 00:42:39,390 - Like an idiot. - Come on, come on. 671 00:42:39,391 --> 00:42:40,849 And Aunt Beatrice says, 672 00:42:40,850 --> 00:42:42,519 "Hold this position for 15 minutes, 673 00:42:42,561 --> 00:42:43,811 and it's good for your brain cells." 674 00:42:43,812 --> 00:42:45,729 - What brain cells? - Yeah. 675 00:42:45,730 --> 00:42:46,606 Do you wanna hear it or don't you? 676 00:42:46,607 --> 00:42:48,440 Yes, yes, yes, yes. 677 00:42:48,441 --> 00:42:51,277 Well, anyway, so she goes out and milks her goat. 678 00:42:52,113 --> 00:42:54,280 - Milks her goat. - That's obscene. 679 00:42:54,281 --> 00:42:56,699 And 15 minutes later, I'm still sitting there, 680 00:42:56,700 --> 00:42:58,117 contemplating my naval. 681 00:42:58,118 --> 00:42:59,536 The naval officer. 682 00:42:59,578 --> 00:43:00,828 When all of a sudden, one old goat 683 00:43:00,829 --> 00:43:03,372 runs into the room chasing the other one 684 00:43:03,373 --> 00:43:05,207 and mistakes me for the Christmas tree. 685 00:43:05,208 --> 00:43:06,250 And the next thing I remember 686 00:43:06,251 --> 00:43:09,003 is Aunt Beatrice standing over me, burning incense, 687 00:43:09,004 --> 00:43:11,839 and chanting some Buddhist prayer. 688 00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:13,215 I'll tell you what. You better brace yourself, Nick. 689 00:43:13,216 --> 00:43:15,843 He's probably got a whole cast full of shaggy leg stories. 690 00:43:15,844 --> 00:43:18,095 You should hobble over to Don Swansman. 691 00:43:18,096 --> 00:43:20,472 I hear he needs a new cast. 692 00:43:26,313 --> 00:43:28,022 - Get that door, man. - Get the door. 693 00:43:28,023 --> 00:43:29,148 - Get the door? - Yeah. 694 00:43:29,149 --> 00:43:30,483 Hold the line. 695 00:43:34,279 --> 00:43:35,821 - Oh, hey, Pete. - Hi. How are ya? 696 00:43:35,822 --> 00:43:36,656 Hey, what's the rush? 697 00:43:36,657 --> 00:43:38,532 I just got back from the theater. 698 00:43:38,533 --> 00:43:40,868 Oh, hi. I got a part in Ghosts. 699 00:43:40,869 --> 00:43:42,494 - Ghosts? - The play by Ibsen. 700 00:43:42,495 --> 00:43:44,121 So, what do you play, the third spook or something? 701 00:43:44,122 --> 00:43:45,706 No, he's really the lost soul. 702 00:43:45,707 --> 00:43:47,750 - Very funny. - Come off it, guys. 703 00:43:47,751 --> 00:43:48,959 No kiddin', what do you really play? 704 00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:51,920 I got the male lead, the part of Oswald Alving. 705 00:43:51,921 --> 00:43:52,756 - Wow. - Pretty good. 706 00:43:52,757 --> 00:43:56,258 We got a Barrymore living right with us in our residence. 707 00:43:56,259 --> 00:43:59,428 - Hey, Nick, you going? - Yeah, I gotta call my agent 708 00:43:59,429 --> 00:44:02,473 to see if they've accepted our terms in Hollywood. 709 00:44:02,474 --> 00:44:03,433 Well, wait for me. 710 00:44:03,434 --> 00:44:05,601 I don't wanna be a conversational crutch. 711 00:44:05,602 --> 00:44:07,394 Hey, get his autograph for us, Doug, eh? 712 00:44:07,395 --> 00:44:09,731 - Yeah, I'll do that. - Come on, you guys, scram. 713 00:44:11,608 --> 00:44:14,693 Oh, so you got the male lead. 714 00:44:14,694 --> 00:44:15,736 Uh-huh. 715 00:44:15,737 --> 00:44:17,571 There's nothing like starting at the top. 716 00:44:17,572 --> 00:44:18,739 What's it all about? 717 00:44:18,740 --> 00:44:20,617 A veil of tears, yes, 718 00:44:21,826 --> 00:44:24,620 and we quite consciously make it so. 719 00:44:24,621 --> 00:44:27,414 But the people over there will have none of that. 720 00:44:27,415 --> 00:44:28,249 There's no one there 721 00:44:28,250 --> 00:44:30,919 who really believes doctrines of that kind any longer. 722 00:44:32,253 --> 00:44:34,004 Over there, the... 723 00:44:34,005 --> 00:44:35,297 the mere fact of being alive 724 00:44:35,298 --> 00:44:37,676 is thought to be a matter of exultant happiness. 725 00:44:39,010 --> 00:44:43,263 Mother, that is why I'm afraid to stay at home with you. 726 00:44:43,264 --> 00:44:45,307 Good, better, much, much better. 727 00:44:45,308 --> 00:44:46,142 Keep it like that. 728 00:44:46,143 --> 00:44:48,060 We'll have 'em on the edge of their chairs. 729 00:44:48,061 --> 00:44:49,061 Okay, people, off you go. 730 00:44:49,062 --> 00:44:50,312 - Finish your essays. - Yeah. 731 00:44:50,313 --> 00:44:51,980 Rehearsals start tomorrow at eight. 732 00:44:51,981 --> 00:44:53,190 And please, people, 733 00:44:53,191 --> 00:44:55,150 - please be on time. - Okay. 734 00:45:13,628 --> 00:45:14,628 - Hi! - Hi. 735 00:45:15,547 --> 00:45:18,674 Oh, you're a real trooper. 736 00:45:18,675 --> 00:45:20,801 Have you done much acting before? 737 00:45:20,802 --> 00:45:21,802 No, not very much. 738 00:45:21,803 --> 00:45:24,471 Just a bit part in a high school play last year. 739 00:45:24,472 --> 00:45:26,473 Well, you were really terrific tonight, 740 00:45:26,474 --> 00:45:27,891 especially in that last scene. 741 00:45:27,892 --> 00:45:30,894 I dunno, I really have to keep on my toes 742 00:45:30,895 --> 00:45:33,147 to keep up with you people. 743 00:45:33,148 --> 00:45:34,023 Oh, come on. 744 00:45:34,024 --> 00:45:36,275 You're the most promising male actor we've had around here 745 00:45:36,276 --> 00:45:38,527 in three years. 746 00:45:38,528 --> 00:45:40,279 You've been around for quite a while. 747 00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:42,364 The drama club's perennial mother. 748 00:45:42,365 --> 00:45:44,116 Which got you the lead in Ghosts. 749 00:45:44,117 --> 00:45:45,909 That was just bribery. 750 00:45:45,910 --> 00:45:48,620 Spotty promised me a lead before I graduated. 751 00:45:48,621 --> 00:45:50,373 Even got to pick the play. 752 00:45:50,915 --> 00:45:53,959 - No kiddin'. - No, not really. 753 00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:56,628 But I've been plugging for an Ibsen for a long time. 754 00:45:56,629 --> 00:45:58,213 His characters are really marvelous. 755 00:45:58,214 --> 00:45:59,048 Yeah. 756 00:45:59,049 --> 00:46:00,466 People you can really dig into 757 00:46:00,467 --> 00:46:02,885 - and make a lot out of. - Yeah, I know what you mean. 758 00:46:02,886 --> 00:46:03,845 - Oh, and his language... - Hello. 759 00:46:03,846 --> 00:46:06,014 - Is really... - Oh, hi Doug. 760 00:46:07,515 --> 00:46:10,642 See you're not wasting any time. How'd it go? 761 00:46:10,643 --> 00:46:14,480 Okay, I guess. Oh, Sandra, this is Doug Harris. 762 00:46:14,481 --> 00:46:17,566 Doug, Sandra Larson. She plays my mother. 763 00:46:17,567 --> 00:46:20,235 - Hi. - He plays my father. 764 00:46:20,236 --> 00:46:22,029 How do you do, Mr. Harris? 765 00:46:22,030 --> 00:46:23,322 You coming? 766 00:46:23,323 --> 00:46:25,909 - Oh yeah, just a second. - I left my script on stage. 767 00:46:31,456 --> 00:46:33,666 - Uh, smoke? - Please. 768 00:46:35,460 --> 00:46:36,460 Thanks. 769 00:46:55,647 --> 00:46:58,149 So, how'd the little Barrymore make out tonight? 770 00:46:59,275 --> 00:47:02,653 Very well. He acts with a lot of conviction. 771 00:47:02,654 --> 00:47:03,530 Must be kinda hard for him 772 00:47:03,531 --> 00:47:05,532 to think of you as his old lady. 773 00:47:05,990 --> 00:47:08,034 Well, it's easy for a good actor. 774 00:47:10,703 --> 00:47:12,663 Enter Oswald, stage left. 775 00:47:12,664 --> 00:47:14,706 Hey, are you sure I'll be able to get in? 776 00:47:14,707 --> 00:47:16,124 I'm under 21, you know? 777 00:47:16,125 --> 00:47:18,126 Look, don't worry. I borrowed Nick's birth certificate. 778 00:47:18,127 --> 00:47:19,336 Oh, fine. 779 00:47:19,337 --> 00:47:21,296 You really think of everything, don't you? 780 00:47:21,297 --> 00:47:22,657 It's not the least of my charms. 781 00:47:22,841 --> 00:47:24,675 Would you like to join us for a beer? 782 00:47:24,676 --> 00:47:25,510 Well, I'd love to, 783 00:47:25,511 --> 00:47:27,469 but I promised to meet a friend for coffee. 784 00:47:27,470 --> 00:47:29,012 You know about these actresses 785 00:47:29,013 --> 00:47:30,305 and their midnight rendezvous. 786 00:47:30,306 --> 00:47:32,266 - Yeah. - Maybe some other time. 787 00:47:32,267 --> 00:47:33,767 - Fine. - Come on, we'll be late. 788 00:47:33,768 --> 00:47:35,185 Well, I'll see you at rehearsal tomorrow. 789 00:47:35,186 --> 00:47:36,396 Yes. 790 00:47:43,653 --> 00:47:46,613 Hey, it's too bad your friend Sandra 791 00:47:46,614 --> 00:47:48,240 couldn't show up tonight. 792 00:47:48,241 --> 00:47:50,617 - She's quite a gal. - Yeah, she's not bad. 793 00:47:50,618 --> 00:47:52,035 She's a really good actress, too. 794 00:47:52,036 --> 00:47:55,623 She seems rather warm for your form. 795 00:47:56,624 --> 00:47:58,417 Why do you and your friends always talk about girls 796 00:47:58,418 --> 00:48:01,837 as if they were nothing but sex machines, huh? 797 00:48:01,838 --> 00:48:03,589 There's usually a lot more to a relationship than that. 798 00:48:03,590 --> 00:48:06,342 You oughta know that. You've been in love, haven't you? 799 00:48:07,010 --> 00:48:09,845 Well, I used to think so, but I'm not too sure anymore. 800 00:48:09,846 --> 00:48:11,138 Why? 801 00:48:11,139 --> 00:48:14,683 I dunno. Sometimes I, well, I get the feeling 802 00:48:14,684 --> 00:48:17,019 that I mean more to Bev than she means to me. 803 00:48:17,020 --> 00:48:19,187 Well, she's obviously not the right girl for you then. 804 00:48:19,188 --> 00:48:20,480 Just keep looking. 805 00:48:20,481 --> 00:48:22,149 But I can't think offhand of any girl 806 00:48:22,150 --> 00:48:24,526 who's all that important. 807 00:48:24,527 --> 00:48:25,361 Hey, lad, where you going? 808 00:48:25,362 --> 00:48:26,820 You gotta be 21 to drink in here. 809 00:48:26,821 --> 00:48:27,988 This only says 18 here. 810 00:48:27,989 --> 00:48:30,324 Yeah, I'm 18. You only have to be 18 in New York. 811 00:48:30,325 --> 00:48:31,825 Well, but this is not New York. This is Ontario. 812 00:48:31,826 --> 00:48:32,744 - Let's go, come on! - Oh, come on! 813 00:48:32,744 --> 00:48:33,578 - Let's go! - I'm gonna write 814 00:48:33,579 --> 00:48:34,763 - to my congressman. - Write your congressman! 815 00:48:34,787 --> 00:48:36,080 Friend of yours? 816 00:48:36,497 --> 00:48:38,165 Come on. Hey, Charlie, two more over here, will ya? 817 00:48:38,166 --> 00:48:40,042 Hey, hey, hey, take it easy. I'm just beginning. 818 00:48:40,043 --> 00:48:41,543 Come on, friend. You're gonna need plenty of antifreeze 819 00:48:41,544 --> 00:48:42,503 before the toilet bowl game. 820 00:48:42,504 --> 00:48:44,463 What the hell's that? 821 00:48:44,464 --> 00:48:46,965 Man, that's the highlight of Winter Carnival. 822 00:48:46,966 --> 00:48:49,843 See, you get these three teams on a triangular field. 823 00:48:49,844 --> 00:48:53,555 It's a cross between soccer, football, and masochism. 824 00:48:53,556 --> 00:48:55,807 Or especially when one of the teams is made up of girls. 825 00:48:55,808 --> 00:48:57,392 - Yeah. - You wanna play? 826 00:48:57,393 --> 00:48:59,144 Yeah, sure. I guess so. 827 00:48:59,145 --> 00:49:00,646 I'll try anything once. 828 00:49:00,647 --> 00:49:02,022 Great. Hey, waiter! 829 00:51:46,145 --> 00:51:49,439 Let her face be fair and her breasts be bare. 830 00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:52,984 Let her have a voice that can warble. 831 00:51:52,985 --> 00:51:56,530 Let her belly be soft. 832 00:51:56,531 --> 00:51:58,532 But to not be a lot. 833 00:51:58,533 --> 00:52:02,244 Let her bounding buttocks be marble. 834 00:52:02,245 --> 00:52:03,703 Oh, that was crude, Doug. 835 00:52:03,704 --> 00:52:06,248 That's a bonafide Old English folk song. 836 00:52:06,249 --> 00:52:08,542 Say, do you remember the one about the students 837 00:52:08,543 --> 00:52:09,877 and the horny landlady? 838 00:52:11,796 --> 00:52:13,213 Yeah, like this one. 839 00:52:13,214 --> 00:52:15,090 You know, I'm sorry. I gotta go now. 840 00:52:15,091 --> 00:52:17,259 Thanks for the entertainment, Doug. 841 00:52:17,260 --> 00:52:18,385 Well, where are you going? 842 00:52:18,386 --> 00:52:21,513 Rehearsal. We're on in a week, but you'd never know it. 843 00:52:21,514 --> 00:52:22,931 When's the big night? 844 00:52:22,932 --> 00:52:25,016 Week Saturday. You coming? 845 00:52:25,017 --> 00:52:27,185 Coming? Tidal waves couldn't keep me away. 846 00:52:27,186 --> 00:52:29,020 Get us the best seats in the house, Peter. 847 00:52:29,021 --> 00:52:29,856 Front row center. 848 00:52:29,857 --> 00:52:31,731 Yeah, I'll see what I can do. 849 00:52:31,732 --> 00:52:33,608 Hey Pete, come here a minute. 850 00:52:33,609 --> 00:52:36,863 I want you to hear something I just learned. 851 00:52:48,207 --> 00:52:49,708 Hey, that's from my record. 852 00:53:24,035 --> 00:53:26,077 That was beautiful, Doug. 853 00:53:26,078 --> 00:53:27,787 What does it mean? 854 00:53:27,788 --> 00:53:29,207 Far away is my love. 855 00:53:31,083 --> 00:53:32,083 I gotta go. 856 00:53:36,505 --> 00:53:37,340 I'll see you later, Bev. 857 00:53:37,341 --> 00:53:40,050 Bye, Pete. Break a leg Saturday night. 858 00:53:40,051 --> 00:53:41,051 Thanks. 859 00:53:43,888 --> 00:53:46,849 - Doug. - Hm? 860 00:53:47,516 --> 00:53:49,644 Why do you do so much for Peter? 861 00:53:51,354 --> 00:53:53,064 I dunno. I suppose I like him. 862 00:53:54,190 --> 00:53:56,358 Well, he's so different from Artie 863 00:53:56,359 --> 00:53:57,693 and Nick and all the guys. 864 00:53:58,986 --> 00:54:00,737 Well, maybe that's why I like him, Bev. 865 00:54:04,867 --> 00:54:06,952 Look, is this the song you wanted to hear? 866 00:54:08,996 --> 00:54:12,040 There is a brisk young student, and I have heard him say. 867 00:54:12,041 --> 00:54:15,503 He arrived at an inn in Newcastle all on a market day. 868 00:54:17,588 --> 00:54:20,800 Oh, if only it had been something I had inherited, 869 00:54:21,884 --> 00:54:23,219 something I could not help. 870 00:54:24,345 --> 00:54:28,139 But instead of that, to have disgracefully, stupidly, 871 00:54:28,140 --> 00:54:31,017 thoughtlessly thrown away one's happiness, one's health. 872 00:54:31,018 --> 00:54:34,479 Oh, no, my darling boy, that is impossible! 873 00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:36,731 Things are not as desperate as you think. 874 00:54:36,732 --> 00:54:38,149 Ah, you don't know. 875 00:54:38,150 --> 00:54:38,985 And to think, Mother, 876 00:54:38,986 --> 00:54:41,486 that I should bring all this sorrow upon you. 877 00:54:41,487 --> 00:54:43,321 Many a time, I've almost wished, 878 00:54:43,322 --> 00:54:45,992 hoped that you really did not care so very much for me. 879 00:54:47,827 --> 00:54:50,997 I, Oswald? My only son? 880 00:54:51,914 --> 00:54:55,668 All that I love in the world, the only thing I care about. 881 00:54:56,669 --> 00:55:00,589 Oswald, what's the matter with you? What is it? 882 00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:04,385 Oswald, look at me! 883 00:55:05,219 --> 00:55:09,223 The sun... the sun. 884 00:55:30,494 --> 00:55:31,494 Wasn't it great? Terrific. 885 00:55:31,495 --> 00:55:33,955 Little Peter, I didn't know he had it in him. 886 00:55:33,956 --> 00:55:36,166 Well, I did. Come on, let's go backstage. 887 00:55:36,167 --> 00:55:38,376 Oh, I hope so. 888 00:55:38,377 --> 00:55:39,461 Oh, thank you! 889 00:55:39,462 --> 00:55:42,256 Oh, they're gorgeous. Here, catch. 890 00:55:45,468 --> 00:55:48,053 Peter? Peter? 891 00:55:48,054 --> 00:55:49,512 - Hi, Doug. How are ya? - Terrific. 892 00:55:49,513 --> 00:55:51,431 Hi! Yeah, you were just great. 893 00:55:51,432 --> 00:55:52,932 I've never seen a sight in my life. 894 00:55:52,933 --> 00:55:57,313 It was just fabulous. Wonderful. 895 00:55:57,646 --> 00:55:59,564 Yeah, you were marvelous, absolutely lovely. 896 00:55:59,565 --> 00:56:00,982 Oh, thank you, thank you. 897 00:56:00,983 --> 00:56:02,817 Hey people, hey people! 898 00:56:02,818 --> 00:56:04,277 The party's gonna be at Lemiel's place. 899 00:56:04,278 --> 00:56:05,112 Do you all know where that is? 900 00:56:05,113 --> 00:56:07,280 A party, goodie. Can we come? 901 00:56:07,281 --> 00:56:08,115 Well, I don't know. 902 00:56:08,116 --> 00:56:09,574 Come on, what's a party without Bev? 903 00:56:09,575 --> 00:56:10,451 Well, yeah, I know. 904 00:56:10,452 --> 00:56:11,701 It'd be great to have you and Bev come along, 905 00:56:11,702 --> 00:56:13,953 but, really, it's just a party 906 00:56:13,954 --> 00:56:14,789 for cast and crew members. I'm sorry. 907 00:56:14,790 --> 00:56:15,872 Oh, yeah, but they wouldn't mind 908 00:56:15,873 --> 00:56:18,291 if you brought a couple of friends along, would they? 909 00:56:18,292 --> 00:56:20,835 No, Doug. I'm sorry. It's just for cast. 910 00:56:20,836 --> 00:56:22,504 Oh well, forget it. 911 00:56:22,505 --> 00:56:24,839 Come on, Doug. Let's go get a drink or something. 912 00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:26,425 We'll make our own fun. 913 00:56:33,182 --> 00:56:34,182 I'm sorry, D... 914 00:56:43,567 --> 00:56:46,111 Well, I just can't get over it. No, really. 915 00:56:46,112 --> 00:56:47,029 I mean, here you are, 916 00:56:47,030 --> 00:56:49,823 probably the only real friend this guy has. 917 00:56:49,824 --> 00:56:52,909 In fact, the first guy who sort of helped him and all. 918 00:56:52,910 --> 00:56:54,244 And what does he do? 919 00:56:54,245 --> 00:56:58,081 "No, I'm sorry. Cast members only." Sure. 920 00:56:58,082 --> 00:56:59,999 I'm quite sure that an extra two people 921 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:02,794 wouldn't have hurt any, especially his best friend. 922 00:57:02,795 --> 00:57:04,629 It's probably all that girl's doing. 923 00:57:04,630 --> 00:57:07,257 - All right, look, Bev... - let's just forget it, eh? 924 00:57:07,258 --> 00:57:09,175 Well, I don't see how you can. 925 00:57:09,176 --> 00:57:10,510 Two extra people, wouldn't it... 926 00:57:10,511 --> 00:57:12,846 All right, two extra people, you and me. 927 00:57:12,847 --> 00:57:15,265 Okay, now, look, suppose Sandra 928 00:57:15,266 --> 00:57:16,391 and every other member of that cast 929 00:57:16,392 --> 00:57:19,144 decided that bringing along two extra people wouldn't hurt. 930 00:57:19,145 --> 00:57:20,270 Okay? Peter's right. 931 00:57:20,271 --> 00:57:21,396 If it's a cast party, 932 00:57:21,397 --> 00:57:22,939 it should really be only for the cast. 933 00:57:22,940 --> 00:57:24,274 Now, you can't blame the guy. 934 00:57:24,275 --> 00:57:25,859 Well, I can. 935 00:57:25,860 --> 00:57:28,945 Look, Bev, I'm sure that Peter didn't do it 936 00:57:28,946 --> 00:57:31,823 out of spite or anything or because he didn't want us. 937 00:57:31,824 --> 00:57:35,411 Now, it's just the kinda guy he is. He sticks to the rules. 938 00:57:35,453 --> 00:57:37,203 Now, look, if I'm not angry, why should you be? 939 00:57:37,204 --> 00:57:39,747 All right, I'm not angry. 940 00:57:39,748 --> 00:57:42,084 I just don't like to see you hurt, that's all. 941 00:57:43,461 --> 00:57:46,505 You are too good, that's your problem. 942 00:57:47,173 --> 00:57:50,633 But then, of course, you're slightly mad, 943 00:57:50,634 --> 00:57:55,639 which, I guess accounts for your, um, personality. 944 00:58:18,746 --> 00:58:22,166 Bravo, Erica. The best performance you've had all year. 945 00:58:23,042 --> 00:58:25,210 Anyway, he came to me after the show was over, 946 00:58:25,211 --> 00:58:28,630 and he says, "Oh, I just love Ibsen. 947 00:58:28,631 --> 00:58:30,965 It makes me so exhausted." 948 00:58:30,966 --> 00:58:35,471 You know, I worked with him last year. 949 00:58:35,513 --> 00:58:36,679 Wanted to do Canada, 950 00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:39,974 but he couldn't bear to have his boyfriend near the actress. 951 00:58:41,977 --> 00:58:44,020 Hey, Spotty, where the hell's the punch? 952 00:58:44,021 --> 00:58:46,773 Here it is, the joy of life. 953 00:58:52,112 --> 00:58:54,822 Hey Mother, gimme the sun, the sun! 954 00:58:54,823 --> 00:58:57,325 Hey Todd, that's my line. 955 00:58:57,326 --> 00:58:59,827 Well, I want you to go straight over there, 956 00:58:59,828 --> 00:59:01,621 and get me a glass of punch. 957 00:59:01,622 --> 00:59:02,789 - Hi! - Just watch. 958 00:59:04,875 --> 00:59:06,626 Peter, you were great. I loved it! 959 00:59:06,627 --> 00:59:09,295 Peter, Peter, Peter, darling, 960 00:59:09,296 --> 00:59:10,256 - you were... - Oh, hi. 961 00:59:10,257 --> 00:59:12,215 Oh, you were so wonderful! 962 00:59:12,216 --> 00:59:13,424 And I just loved the performance. 963 00:59:13,425 --> 00:59:14,884 I've never seen anything like it. 964 00:59:14,885 --> 00:59:17,345 I was just telling George, "Was he not wonderful?" 965 00:59:17,346 --> 00:59:19,139 Well, I had a lot of fun doing it. 966 00:59:20,933 --> 00:59:22,726 - Here. - Oh, thank you. 967 00:59:26,021 --> 00:59:26,814 Sorry to keep you waiting, 968 00:59:26,815 --> 00:59:29,483 but I got waylaid by the mob back there at the punch table. 969 00:59:30,025 --> 00:59:31,025 Oh, that's okay. 970 00:59:32,278 --> 00:59:36,365 Well, what are we gonna talk about? The weather? 971 00:59:37,575 --> 00:59:39,410 What's the matter? Is anything wrong? 972 00:59:40,494 --> 00:59:41,537 Oh, don't mind me. 973 00:59:41,579 --> 00:59:44,038 I'm always a drag at cast parties. 974 00:59:44,039 --> 00:59:45,374 Well, what do you mean? 975 00:59:46,625 --> 00:59:51,296 I dunno, I just get depressed when a show closes. 976 00:59:51,297 --> 00:59:54,841 Well, you get to know people and then it's all over, 977 00:59:54,842 --> 00:59:56,092 and you never see them again. 978 00:59:56,093 --> 00:59:57,052 Oh, come on now. 979 00:59:57,053 --> 01:00:00,305 We'll all be getting together again some time. 980 01:00:00,306 --> 01:00:02,390 Oh, maybe I'll see you in the exams, 981 01:00:02,391 --> 01:00:04,726 and I'll be so nervous I won't even recognize you. 982 01:00:04,727 --> 01:00:07,563 Oh, cut it out. I'll be seeing you again real soon. 983 01:00:07,605 --> 01:00:08,522 - Oh. - Next week. 984 01:00:08,523 --> 01:00:11,065 - Sure, sure. - Oh, no, I mean it. 985 01:00:11,066 --> 01:00:12,610 How 'bout having lunch with me? 986 01:00:13,527 --> 01:00:14,527 Good. When? 987 01:00:15,571 --> 01:00:18,282 - I dunno, Monday? - Fine. Where? 988 01:00:19,199 --> 01:00:20,825 In front of the college, on the steps, 989 01:00:20,826 --> 01:00:23,077 - one o'clock. - At one. 990 01:03:08,202 --> 01:03:09,827 I got a whole week off in the middle of mine. 991 01:03:09,828 --> 01:03:10,953 Oh, you lucky bastard. 992 01:03:10,954 --> 01:03:12,371 Every year, you get a great schedule. 993 01:03:12,372 --> 01:03:14,165 Every year, I get a crummy one. It's not fair. 994 01:03:14,166 --> 01:03:16,334 So quit complaining. You're gonna get your usual D, Artie. 995 01:03:16,335 --> 01:03:17,771 Oh, well, thanks for the encouragement. 996 01:03:17,795 --> 01:03:19,295 Hey, Doug. You seen it yet? 997 01:03:19,296 --> 01:03:21,088 Oh, I'll just go take a look at it later. 998 01:03:21,089 --> 01:03:22,882 I got a whole week in the middle of mine. See? 999 01:03:22,883 --> 01:03:24,009 Oh, aren't you great? 1000 01:03:24,968 --> 01:03:25,761 Just lucky. 1001 01:03:25,803 --> 01:03:27,197 Yeah, he's right up to here with it. 1002 01:03:27,221 --> 01:03:27,930 Now, come on, what's gotten you upset? 1003 01:03:27,931 --> 01:03:29,764 Well, I got four in four days. 1004 01:03:29,765 --> 01:03:31,307 He's afraid of getting chirospasm. 1005 01:03:31,308 --> 01:03:33,184 - What's that? - Writer's cramp. 1006 01:03:33,185 --> 01:03:34,144 Well, I mean, how would you feel? 1007 01:03:34,144 --> 01:03:35,062 - Four in a row. - Hey, Pete! 1008 01:03:35,063 --> 01:03:37,230 And my French is the last one of them too. 1009 01:03:37,231 --> 01:03:38,898 - I won't even have... - Hey, weren't you gonna ask him... 1010 01:03:38,899 --> 01:03:40,358 Yeah, I was. Well, thanks for reminding me, eh? 1011 01:03:40,359 --> 01:03:41,193 I'll see you guys later. 1012 01:03:41,194 --> 01:03:42,902 You better hurry. He's not gonna wait. 1013 01:03:42,903 --> 01:03:45,655 Boy, is he ever cool. He didn't even look at the schedule. 1014 01:03:45,656 --> 01:03:46,656 Yeah, isn't he? 1015 01:03:48,492 --> 01:03:50,952 - Hey, Pete! - Oh, hi Doug. 1016 01:03:50,953 --> 01:03:52,703 - Hi. How are you doing? - Not bad. How are you? 1017 01:03:52,704 --> 01:03:55,289 - Okay. God, bright day. - Yeah. 1018 01:03:55,290 --> 01:03:56,874 Hey, you see the exam schedule yet? 1019 01:03:56,875 --> 01:03:59,085 Yeah, I did. Really threw me when I saw it up there. 1020 01:03:59,086 --> 01:04:00,628 What'd you think of it? 1021 01:04:00,629 --> 01:04:02,547 I dunno. I guess they all have to be written. 1022 01:04:02,548 --> 01:04:03,548 Yeah, makes it easy though, 1023 01:04:03,549 --> 01:04:05,091 if they're not all jammed together, you know? 1024 01:04:05,092 --> 01:04:05,592 Yeah. 1025 01:04:05,593 --> 01:04:07,260 Poor old Artie. He's got four in a row. 1026 01:04:07,261 --> 01:04:09,805 Is that right? That's pretty rough. 1027 01:04:09,847 --> 01:04:13,891 Hey, well, look, I've been meaning to ask you. 1028 01:04:13,892 --> 01:04:16,477 We're having sort of a pre-exam party on Saturday. 1029 01:04:16,478 --> 01:04:19,230 I wondered if you wanted to, you know, stop by. 1030 01:04:19,231 --> 01:04:20,648 - Saturday. - Yeah. 1031 01:04:20,649 --> 01:04:22,818 Oh, I dunno, I've been meaning to go to the theater 1032 01:04:22,860 --> 01:04:24,110 on Saturday night. 1033 01:04:24,111 --> 01:04:26,112 Oh, it's okay. Look, you can stop by afterwards. 1034 01:04:26,113 --> 01:04:27,905 - Taking anyone? - Yeah. 1035 01:04:27,906 --> 01:04:28,824 Sandra said she wanted to go, 1036 01:04:28,866 --> 01:04:30,408 so I said I'd get her some tickets. 1037 01:04:30,409 --> 01:04:32,493 You're still going around with her. 1038 01:04:32,494 --> 01:04:34,954 Yeah. She's a real nice girl, Doug. 1039 01:04:34,955 --> 01:04:36,330 Yeah, nice and warm. 1040 01:04:36,331 --> 01:04:37,623 No, knock it off. You know what I mean. 1041 01:04:37,624 --> 01:04:41,002 She's real easy to get along with, a lot of fun, you know. 1042 01:04:41,003 --> 01:04:41,837 Well, obviously. 1043 01:04:41,838 --> 01:04:43,170 I haven't seen you around here for several weeks, 1044 01:04:43,171 --> 01:04:44,338 not since the play. 1045 01:04:44,339 --> 01:04:45,798 Well, I haven't had much time, you know, 1046 01:04:45,799 --> 01:04:47,341 with essays, exams. 1047 01:04:47,342 --> 01:04:48,742 - Hey, you heading this way? - Yeah. 1048 01:05:06,904 --> 01:05:07,738 Oh, come on. I'll walk you over. 1049 01:05:07,739 --> 01:05:09,530 I gotta get down to work sometime this afternoon. 1050 01:05:09,531 --> 01:05:11,282 - Right. - I'm way behind as it is. 1051 01:05:11,283 --> 01:05:13,784 I dunno why they have exams in the spring. 1052 01:05:13,785 --> 01:05:15,871 Man, how could anybody study on a day like this? 1053 01:05:15,913 --> 01:05:17,413 Well, it's one of these administrative plots 1054 01:05:17,414 --> 01:05:19,081 - to keep down the birth rate. - Yeah. 1055 01:05:19,082 --> 01:05:20,666 You know, back home, the weather never got like this 1056 01:05:20,667 --> 01:05:22,418 'til sometimes after Easter. 1057 01:05:22,419 --> 01:05:24,754 I bet they still have snow in Capreol today. 1058 01:05:24,755 --> 01:05:27,757 Hey, you remember that first snowfall in December? 1059 01:05:27,758 --> 01:05:30,885 - Yeah, how could I forget? - It's my first hangover. 1060 01:05:30,886 --> 01:05:32,720 I don't think I've been quite the same since. 1061 01:05:32,721 --> 01:05:35,389 - Well, neither have I. - You? 1062 01:05:35,390 --> 01:05:37,100 Yeah, I guess you have changed. 1063 01:05:37,684 --> 01:05:41,480 Hey, uh... I'll tell you what. 1064 01:05:41,688 --> 01:05:43,147 I'll race you over to the library, okay? 1065 01:05:43,148 --> 01:05:45,024 - Right. - Spring fever, man. Let's go. 1066 01:06:00,958 --> 01:06:02,198 Yeah, it really must be spring. 1067 01:06:02,250 --> 01:06:03,542 Yep. 1068 01:06:03,543 --> 01:06:04,919 Look, how long are you gonna be? 1069 01:06:04,920 --> 01:06:05,754 Oh, I dunno. 1070 01:06:05,755 --> 01:06:07,797 I plan on being finished in about an hour, I guess. 1071 01:06:07,798 --> 01:06:10,132 Okay, look, good. I'll stop by, and I'll pick you up. 1072 01:06:10,133 --> 01:06:11,801 - We can go for coffee. - Okay. 1073 01:06:11,802 --> 01:06:12,927 I was planning on meeting Sandra. 1074 01:06:12,928 --> 01:06:14,762 We can all go together then. 1075 01:06:14,763 --> 01:06:16,556 - Sandra? - Yeah, why not? 1076 01:06:17,557 --> 01:06:19,892 No reason. I just didn't wanna interfere. 1077 01:06:19,893 --> 01:06:21,602 Ah, you won't be interfering. 1078 01:06:21,603 --> 01:06:22,437 Yeah, well... 1079 01:06:22,438 --> 01:06:24,814 And you should get to know Sandra better anyway. 1080 01:06:24,815 --> 01:06:27,316 Okay, fine. We'll make it another time then, eh? 1081 01:06:27,317 --> 01:06:28,859 We'll see you there Saturday night. 1082 01:06:28,860 --> 01:06:31,445 Well, I can't promise anything, but I'll try. 1083 01:06:31,446 --> 01:06:33,572 Yeah, okay. Well, I'll see ya then. 1084 01:06:39,746 --> 01:06:40,746 Hi. 1085 01:06:41,540 --> 01:06:42,957 Oh, hi. What are you doing here? 1086 01:06:42,958 --> 01:06:46,168 Oh, just thought I'd look over the crop of freshmen 1087 01:06:46,169 --> 01:06:47,670 and see if I missed any. 1088 01:06:47,671 --> 01:06:50,172 Now, come on. What are you doing here, Bev? 1089 01:06:50,173 --> 01:06:52,216 I wanted to talk to you. 1090 01:06:52,217 --> 01:06:54,802 - What, now? - Well, why not now? 1091 01:06:54,803 --> 01:06:55,803 Well, you know that you're not allowed 1092 01:06:55,804 --> 01:06:56,972 in residence during the week. 1093 01:06:57,014 --> 01:06:58,681 Well, besides, I don't want that dean to catch you. 1094 01:06:58,682 --> 01:07:00,182 He's been pussy-footing around here lately. 1095 01:07:00,183 --> 01:07:01,684 Oh, come on, the dean. 1096 01:07:01,685 --> 01:07:05,187 Since when have you been such a stickler for rules? 1097 01:07:05,188 --> 01:07:06,648 I won't stay long. 1098 01:07:07,816 --> 01:07:10,443 - All right, come on in. - But keep your voice down. 1099 01:07:10,444 --> 01:07:12,194 - How's that? - Great. 1100 01:07:12,195 --> 01:07:13,447 Now, come on, get in. 1101 01:07:19,953 --> 01:07:21,162 So, how you doing? 1102 01:07:21,163 --> 01:07:23,289 Fine. How 'bout you? 1103 01:07:23,290 --> 01:07:25,958 - Oh, fine. - You look tired. 1104 01:07:25,959 --> 01:07:28,961 - Yeah, well, I am. - Working hard? 1105 01:07:28,962 --> 01:07:31,630 Yeah. Look, Bev, I can't stop to talk to you very long. 1106 01:07:31,631 --> 01:07:34,925 Oh, that's all right. I won't keep you. 1107 01:07:34,926 --> 01:07:37,303 I just wanted to talk to you. 1108 01:07:37,304 --> 01:07:40,682 We haven't talked in a long time, not really. 1109 01:07:41,933 --> 01:07:43,643 So what do you wanna talk about? 1110 01:07:46,063 --> 01:07:48,689 Well, I don't know exactly how to say it. 1111 01:07:48,690 --> 01:07:51,400 I don't even know exactly what it is I wanna say, 1112 01:07:51,401 --> 01:07:53,904 but, well, Doug... 1113 01:07:56,323 --> 01:07:58,199 Come on, what is it, Bev? 1114 01:07:58,200 --> 01:08:02,119 It's just that, 1115 01:08:02,120 --> 01:08:04,498 everything seems to have changed with us. 1116 01:08:05,791 --> 01:08:09,169 We used to go out and talk and have a good time. 1117 01:08:10,462 --> 01:08:13,798 Well, now whenever I wanna talk to you, you just... 1118 01:08:13,799 --> 01:08:15,217 oh, I don't know. 1119 01:08:16,176 --> 01:08:19,220 Well, everything was fine until you met Peter. 1120 01:08:19,221 --> 01:08:20,721 If I didn't know you better, 1121 01:08:20,722 --> 01:08:22,056 I'd swear you and Peter... 1122 01:08:22,057 --> 01:08:23,641 Oh, come on, Bev. Cut it out. 1123 01:08:23,642 --> 01:08:25,227 I don't think that's very funny. 1124 01:08:28,355 --> 01:08:31,066 I was only kidding, Doug. I'm sorry. 1125 01:08:31,108 --> 01:08:34,068 - Okay, I'm sorry too. - I didn't mean to snap at you. 1126 01:08:34,069 --> 01:08:36,570 There isn't another girl, is there, Doug? 1127 01:08:36,571 --> 01:08:38,489 No, it's nothing like that. 1128 01:08:38,490 --> 01:08:40,659 - Well, then I don't understand. - What is it? 1129 01:08:42,410 --> 01:08:44,370 Is it something I've done? 1130 01:08:44,371 --> 01:08:46,456 No, it's nothing you've done. 1131 01:08:48,500 --> 01:08:51,086 I don't wanna lose you, Doug. 1132 01:08:53,880 --> 01:08:57,258 I know I don't always know how to show it, 1133 01:08:57,259 --> 01:08:59,802 except physically, 1134 01:08:59,803 --> 01:09:03,347 but I do love you, Doug. 1135 01:09:03,348 --> 01:09:04,307 Love? What do you know? 1136 01:09:04,308 --> 01:09:06,143 You don't even know what love means, Bev. 1137 01:09:08,061 --> 01:09:09,061 Look, I'm sorry. 1138 01:09:09,813 --> 01:09:10,938 Well, it's just, the past couple of weeks, 1139 01:09:10,939 --> 01:09:12,149 I've been kinda hung up. 1140 01:09:13,608 --> 01:09:17,862 Tell me about it. Maybe we could discuss it or something. 1141 01:09:17,863 --> 01:09:21,908 Well, it's something I gotta work out by myself. 1142 01:09:22,742 --> 01:09:25,579 Doug, kiss me? 1143 01:09:30,458 --> 01:09:32,794 Oh, come on. You can do better than that. 1144 01:09:36,047 --> 01:09:38,133 Well, I guess I better be going. 1145 01:09:45,473 --> 01:09:48,976 Are we still going to the party on Saturday night? 1146 01:09:48,977 --> 01:09:50,645 Yeah, sure. 1147 01:09:55,525 --> 01:09:57,944 Enid wants us to come to dinner first. 1148 01:10:01,114 --> 01:10:04,783 - Oh, you lucky people. - The roast's a success tonight. 1149 01:10:04,784 --> 01:10:06,994 - Oh. - Oh, it looks great. 1150 01:10:06,995 --> 01:10:08,496 She says that every time. 1151 01:10:08,997 --> 01:10:11,166 Actually, Bev, your sister's a pretty good cook. 1152 01:10:11,208 --> 01:10:13,459 Cut out the flattery, and cut the roast. 1153 01:10:13,460 --> 01:10:14,752 - Yes, dear. - Fudge! 1154 01:10:14,753 --> 01:10:16,045 Oh, it just looks great. 1155 01:10:16,046 --> 01:10:17,338 Come on, let's get a move on here. 1156 01:10:17,339 --> 01:10:18,672 - Do you cook, Bev? - Take it easy. 1157 01:10:18,673 --> 01:10:20,050 Who, me? Are you kidding? 1158 01:10:20,550 --> 01:10:22,801 I just learned how to make Rice Krispies. 1159 01:10:22,802 --> 01:10:25,346 Actually, I couldn't make a thing 'til I was married. 1160 01:10:25,347 --> 01:10:27,640 - Says who? - Salad, Doug? 1161 01:10:27,641 --> 01:10:28,766 Oh, yes, thanks. 1162 01:10:28,767 --> 01:10:29,601 Don't think Doug wants 1163 01:10:29,602 --> 01:10:31,477 to eat residence food all his life. 1164 01:10:31,478 --> 01:10:34,773 - Really, dear? - Can I have the salad. Thanks. 1165 01:10:36,983 --> 01:10:38,776 - Hurry up with the roast. - Yes, dear. 1166 01:10:38,777 --> 01:10:40,402 - Pass the salt. - Oh, sure. 1167 01:10:40,403 --> 01:10:41,445 You didn't get any wine, Richard. 1168 01:10:41,446 --> 01:10:43,989 Sorry, but how many things do you expect me to do at once? 1169 01:10:43,990 --> 01:10:44,990 Come on. 1170 01:10:47,410 --> 01:10:48,410 Ah. 1171 01:10:50,163 --> 01:10:52,457 - Oh, never mind that, Peter. - I'll do it, it's okay. 1172 01:10:52,707 --> 01:10:53,291 No, it's all right. 1173 01:10:53,292 --> 01:10:55,501 I haven't done them since I was at home for Christmas. 1174 01:10:55,502 --> 01:10:56,502 It'll be fun. 1175 01:10:57,212 --> 01:10:58,462 Well, I guess there's some advantage 1176 01:10:58,463 --> 01:10:59,838 to being in residence. 1177 01:10:59,839 --> 01:11:01,633 Why the cynicism? 1178 01:11:02,092 --> 01:11:05,678 I'd go mad living with 200 girls for eight months. 1179 01:11:05,679 --> 01:11:08,055 200 girls for eight months? 1180 01:11:08,056 --> 01:11:13,061 Let's see, that'd be 1.4 girls a night. 1181 01:11:13,478 --> 01:11:15,187 I'd be pretty worn out by the end of the year, mind you, 1182 01:11:15,188 --> 01:11:16,230 by the time exams came around. 1183 01:11:16,231 --> 01:11:18,190 Well, dry the dishes, dear. 1184 01:11:18,191 --> 01:11:19,191 I'm afraid you'll have to hurry up. 1185 01:11:19,192 --> 01:11:20,985 I'm two steps ahead of you already. 1186 01:11:20,986 --> 01:11:23,570 Oh, well, put those things over there away. 1187 01:11:23,571 --> 01:11:26,657 Oh, what do I do with the wine? 1188 01:11:26,658 --> 01:11:29,076 Well, cork it and put it in the wine cellar. 1189 01:11:29,077 --> 01:11:31,954 The wine cellar. 1190 01:11:31,955 --> 01:11:36,918 - The fridge, silly. - Oh, the fridge, silly, hm. 1191 01:12:12,245 --> 01:12:15,456 I noticed Bev's stealing the show again tonight. 1192 01:12:15,457 --> 01:12:18,501 - Yeah. - Hey, where's Peter? 1193 01:12:20,211 --> 01:12:22,588 I thought you told me you invited him here tonight. 1194 01:12:22,589 --> 01:12:25,382 Yeah, well, I guess he couldn't make it. 1195 01:13:01,461 --> 01:13:03,337 Oh. 1196 01:13:03,338 --> 01:13:04,671 How did you enjoy the play? 1197 01:13:04,672 --> 01:13:07,342 Hm? Oh, wasn't bad, I guess. 1198 01:13:08,968 --> 01:13:11,261 How did you find out about this place anyhow? 1199 01:13:11,262 --> 01:13:13,680 Oh, I used to hang around here a lot a couple years ago. 1200 01:13:13,681 --> 01:13:15,265 Yeah? Where, in the wall? 1201 01:13:15,266 --> 01:13:16,683 Sorry. 1202 01:13:16,684 --> 01:13:18,936 I used to be a waitress, as a matter of fact. 1203 01:13:18,937 --> 01:13:20,104 Yeah? That sounds interesting. 1204 01:13:20,105 --> 01:13:21,438 Oh, it was. 1205 01:13:21,439 --> 01:13:25,985 I almost ran off with the owner. But that's another story. 1206 01:13:26,277 --> 01:13:27,528 How's the studying coming? 1207 01:13:27,529 --> 01:13:29,571 Oh, not very well. 1208 01:13:29,572 --> 01:13:30,532 I think I better buckle down 1209 01:13:30,533 --> 01:13:32,133 if I'm gonna hold onto this scholarship. 1210 01:13:32,409 --> 01:13:33,409 Oh? 1211 01:13:33,911 --> 01:13:36,537 - Hey, do you ever smoke? - Hm? No. 1212 01:13:36,538 --> 01:13:38,288 - You wanna try? - Hm? 1213 01:13:38,289 --> 01:13:39,374 - Here, try. - Sure. 1214 01:13:39,416 --> 01:13:40,457 - Have a go. - I think. 1215 01:13:49,926 --> 01:13:51,093 Amazing! 1216 01:13:51,094 --> 01:13:54,805 Yeah, I learn very quickly. 1217 01:13:54,806 --> 01:13:58,476 Gimme that. Don't put it out. 1218 01:16:12,443 --> 01:16:14,403 - Hey, Pete. - Hm? 1219 01:16:14,404 --> 01:16:18,949 - Pete, you there? - Oh, morning. 1220 01:16:18,950 --> 01:16:21,786 Morning. It's afternoon already. 1221 01:16:24,831 --> 01:16:26,583 - You missed the party. - Mm-hm. 1222 01:16:28,167 --> 01:16:30,002 So what's with you? 1223 01:16:30,003 --> 01:16:31,170 It was a long play. 1224 01:16:32,672 --> 01:16:35,133 - Sure. - A long, long play. 1225 01:16:42,265 --> 01:16:43,890 You're grinning at me like a Cheshire cat, man. 1226 01:16:43,891 --> 01:16:46,852 - What's up? - Yeah, it was a long play. 1227 01:16:46,853 --> 01:16:49,771 Then we went out and talked for a while and walked. 1228 01:16:49,772 --> 01:16:53,400 - You and, uh, Sandra. - Who else? 1229 01:16:53,401 --> 01:16:57,779 - Yeah, sure. - You reach any conclusions? 1230 01:16:57,780 --> 01:16:59,948 Hm? About what? 1231 01:16:59,949 --> 01:17:01,658 Well, about the play. 1232 01:17:01,659 --> 01:17:04,328 Oh, no, no. We didn't get around to talking about that. 1233 01:17:04,329 --> 01:17:06,455 You just walked and walked and walked 1234 01:17:06,456 --> 01:17:08,665 and talked about the moon, eh? 1235 01:17:08,666 --> 01:17:10,751 And then you, very nicely, shook her hand 1236 01:17:10,752 --> 01:17:12,878 and said, "Goodnight, Sandy." 1237 01:17:12,879 --> 01:17:14,504 I call her Sandra. 1238 01:17:14,505 --> 01:17:16,882 Oh, I think Sandy's good enough for old friends. 1239 01:17:16,883 --> 01:17:17,883 It's Sandra. 1240 01:17:20,178 --> 01:17:21,638 But we didn't shake hands. 1241 01:17:22,013 --> 01:17:24,473 You didn't shake hands. 1242 01:17:24,474 --> 01:17:26,808 Where's your manners, country boy? 1243 01:17:26,809 --> 01:17:29,269 I slept with her, Doug. 1244 01:17:29,270 --> 01:17:30,270 You what? 1245 01:17:31,105 --> 01:17:33,148 I slept with her. 1246 01:17:33,149 --> 01:17:36,526 Doug, you knew I was a virgin, didn't you? 1247 01:17:36,527 --> 01:17:39,697 Well, well, well, so you finally got her, eh? 1248 01:17:40,657 --> 01:17:42,200 I hope it didn't hurt too much. 1249 01:17:44,077 --> 01:17:44,994 What do you mean? 1250 01:17:44,995 --> 01:17:47,120 You know damn well what I mean. 1251 01:17:47,121 --> 01:17:48,246 Fast bitch actress like her. 1252 01:17:48,247 --> 01:17:51,709 She'd pick up a country frosh boy like you, you know? 1253 01:17:52,251 --> 01:17:54,629 You know why? Because no grown-up would lay a hand on her. 1254 01:17:54,671 --> 01:17:56,338 I wouldn't touch her myself. 1255 01:17:56,339 --> 01:17:59,341 After all, I've gotta consider my health. 1256 01:17:59,342 --> 01:18:01,259 - Well, I mean, really. - Get outta here. 1257 01:18:01,260 --> 01:18:03,721 - What's the matter, baby? - She giving you a rough time? 1258 01:18:10,019 --> 01:18:11,646 Philosophy and English! 1259 01:20:42,547 --> 01:20:44,215 April is the cruelest month, 1260 01:20:45,174 --> 01:20:47,134 breeding lilacs out of the dead land, 1261 01:20:48,052 --> 01:20:49,929 mixing memory and desire, 1262 01:20:51,180 --> 01:20:53,307 stirring dull roots with spring rain. 1263 01:20:55,935 --> 01:20:57,436 Winter kept us warm, 1264 01:20:58,563 --> 01:21:00,648 covering earth in forgetful snow, 1265 01:21:01,899 --> 01:21:05,152 feeding a little life with dried tubers.