♪ SONIC
♪ TRIPLETS BORN, THE THRONE AWAITS ♪
♪ A SEER WARNS OF A DEADLY FATE ♪
♪ GIVE UP YOUR CHILDREN
♪ SEPARATE
♪ BIDE YOUR TIME, LIE IN WAIT ♪
♪ SONIC UNDERGROUND
♪ THEY MADE A VOW
♪ THEIR MOTHER WILL BE FOUND ♪
♪ THE CHILDREN GROW
♪ AND LEARN WHAT'S RIGHT
♪ LEADERS OF THE FREEDOM FIGHT ♪
♪ THEY SEEK THEIR MOTHER ♪
♪ SHE KNOWS THEY DO
♪ IS IT TIME?
♪ IF SHE ONLY KNEW
♪ WILL THE PROPHECY COME TRUE? ♪
♪ SONIC UNDERGROUND
I LONG FOR MY CHILDREN, BUT I HAVE TO WAIT.
TO ACT TOO SOON COULD SEAL THEIR FATE.
♪ THEY MADE A VOW
♪ THEIR MOTHER WILL BE FOUND ♪
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY DIC ENTERTAINMENT
Queen Aleena: WE LIKE TO THINK THAT THE PAST
DOESN'T HAVE ANY EFFECT ON US,
BUT IGNORANCE OF THE PAST
CAN BE AS DANGEROUS AS A TICKING BOMB.
Sonia: THIS IS A BAD IDEA.
SOMEONE'S SURE TO RECOGNIZE ME.
I KNOW EVERYONE HERE.
Sonic: TAKE A CHILL PILL, SIS.
THE MESSAGE WE GOT SAID BUTT-NIK'S
GONNA MAKE A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT
THAT COULD MEAN TROUBLE FOR THE RESISTANCE.
WE GOTTA BE HERE.
BESIDES, NONE OF THESE RICH GUYS'LL
PAY ANY ATTENTION TO A WAITER.
Sonia: JUST REMEMBER, IF ANYTHING BAD HAPPENS,
I TOLD YOU SO!
Sonic: DON'T FORGET. WE'RE HERE TO SERVE SNACKS,
NOT CRUISE THE CROWD FOR WALLETS AND WRISTWATCHES.
Manic: OH, WHATEVER YOU SAY, BRO.
I LIVE TO SERVE.
Aristocrat: OH, MY GOODNESS.
WHAT AUSPICIOUS COCKTAIL WEENIES.
[SONIA GASPS]
Bartleby: DR. ROBOTNIK USUALLY ASKS MY OPINION
ON OCCASIONS LIKE THIS.
HE'S A BRILLIANT MAN, BUT SOCIALLY...
HE'S TRES NOUVEAU.
A SOCIETY EVENT LIKE THIS NEEDS CAREFUL PLANNING.
I ALWAYS TELL HIM,
"YOU WOULDN'T WANT THE WRONG CLASS OF PEOPLE TO GET IN."
WHERE IS THAT WAITER?
Red-haired date: OH, I SAY, BARTLEBY,
ISN'T THAT MIFFY SQUINKINGTON OVER THERE?
WHY EVER DID DR. ROBOTNIK INVITE HER?!
Sonia: PHEW! THAT WAS CLOSE. OH! WHAT A TWIT!
AS IF ROBOTNIK WOULD EVER ASK BARTLEBY'S ADVICE!
AND REALLY, WHAT'S WITH HER HAIR?
Robotnik: ATTENTION, PLEASE.
I'M SURE YOU'VE BEEN WONDERING WHY I ORDERED--
[CLEARS THROAT]
...INVITED YOU HERE TONIGHT.
YOU'VE ALL HEARD THE LEGEND OF THE LOST CITY OF MOBU PINCHU.
WELL, IT'S NO LEGEND!
THESE ARE THE FIRST ARTIFACTS I'VE RECOVERED FROM MOBU PINCHU--
PRICELESS TREASURES FROM MOBIUS-PAST,
AND THEY CAN BE YOURS IF THE PRICE IS RIGHT!
OH, SO BEAUTIFUL! SO RARE!
IT MAKES YOU JUST WANT TO POSSESS IT!
WHAT IS THE OPENING BID FOR THIS PRICELESS PIECE OF MOBIAN HISTORY?
Male aristocrat: 500 MOBIUMS!
[SHOCKED GASPS]
Bartleby: 1,000 MOBIUMS.
Robotnik: WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS, A FLEA MARKET?
THE BIDDING STARTS AT 100,000 MOBIUMS!
[ARISTOCRATS GASP]
Robotnik: DON'T BE SUCH TIGHTWADS!
ALL THE MONEY WILL GO TO BUILD MORE SWAT-BOTS...
FOR EVERYONE'S PEACE OF MIND AND SECURITY HERE IN ROBOTROPOLIS.
ANYONE WHO DOESN'T BID WILL BE SUSPECTED OF BEING IN THE RESISTANCE!
Male aristocrat: 100,000 MOBIUMS.
Bartleby: 200,000!
Male aristocrat: 300,000!
Bartleby: 400,000!
Sonia: MOBU PINCHU'S THE MOST SACRED PLACE IN MOBIAN LEGEND!
IF BUTT-NIK'S FOUND IT, WE CAN'T JUST LET HIM LOOT IT
TO RAISE MORE MONEY FOR SWAT-BOTS!
Sonic: WHAT DOES BUTT-NIK CARE ABOUT LEGENDS?
HE'S ALREADY A LEGEND IN HIS OWN MIND!
Manic: WE GOTTA STOP HIM!
Robotnik: SOLD TO THE LUCKY BIDDER
FOR A MERE ONE MILLION MOBIUMS!
YOU GOT THIS ONE CHEAP!
BID HIGHER ON THE NEXT ONE!
[BARTLEBY GULPS]
Sonic: STAND BACK!
I WOULDN'T WANT ANYBODY TO GET HURT!
Bartleby: AAH!
Robotnik: LOOK OUT!
[ARISTOCRATS SCREAMING]
Robotnik: IT'S THOSE HEDGEHOGS!
I NEED MORE SWAT-BOTS! MORE SWAT-BOTS!
Sonia: AND NEXT TIME, REMEMBER TO THANK YOUR WAITER!
Robotnik: DESTROY THOSE HEDGEHOGS!
OH, BUT DON'T HURT THE ARTIFACTS.
THEY'RE WORTH MONEY!
Bartleby: WHOA!
Sonic: HEY! WHO INVITED THEM TO THE PARTY? WHOA!
Manic: HUH?
THE RESISTANCE NEEDS YOU MORE THAN BUTT-NIK DOES.
Sonic: TIME TO JAM AND SCRAM!
GUESS WE'LL HAVE TO SKIP DESSERT!
Robotnik: THOSE MEDDLESOME HEDGEHOGS HAVE STOLEN THE ARTIFACTS.
I WANT THEM BACK!
CATCH THOSE HEDGEHOGS AND TEACH THEM A LESSON ONCE AND FOR ALL!
Sleet: CONSIDER THEM CAUGHT AND TAUGHT, YOUR EVILNESS!
Dingo: HOW DO WE CATCH 'EM WAY OUT HERE?
Robotnik: HAVE YOU BEEN BREAKING ROCKS WITH YOUR HEAD?!
I'LL GO TO MOBU PINCHU AND OVERSEE THE DIGGING MYSELF!
YOU 2 NITWITS JUST RECOVER THE ARTIFACTS AND BRING THEM TO ME!
Sleet: AND WHAT ABOUT THE HEDGEHOGS?
Robotnik: ROBOTICIZE THEM. WHAT ELSE?
Sonia: WE'VE GOT TO STOP BUTT-NIK FROM DIGGING UP MORE STUFF AND SELLING IT!
Sonic: BUT HOW DO WE STOP HIM IF WE DON'T KNOW WHERE MOBU PINCHU IS?
Sonia: THERE MIGHT BE A CLUE ON THIS.
I HAD A PROFESSOR AT MOBIUS UNIVERSITY WHO MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP.
Manic: WHY DON'T YOU GO WITHOUT ME.
BESIDES, I GOT OTHER STUFF TO DO.
Sonic: OK. LATER, BRO.
Manic: BETTER A FORTUNE FOR US THAN FOR BUTT-NIK.
Professor Fuddle: HUH! CURIOUS. VERY CURIOUS. YES, VERY CURIOUS INDEED.
Sonic: CAN YOU TELL US ANYTHING ABOUT THE LOCATION OF MOBU PINCHU, PROFESSOR?
WE HAVE TO FIND IT AND STOP ROBOTNIK!
Professor Fuddle: MOBU PINCHU, EH?
WELL, YOU KNOW, THAT'S WHAT MADE YOU SUCH A GOOD STUDENT, SONIA.
YOU ALWAYS ASKED THE TOUGH QUESTIONS.
SO INQUISITIVE.
Sonic: AND I JUST THOUGHT SHE WAS A NOSEY BUSYBODY.
Professor Fuddle: THE GAMMA SPECTRUM ANALYZER SHOULD GIVE US THE ANSWERS.
YES. TRACE ELEMENTS OUGHT TO TELL US SOMETHING
ABOUT WHERE IT WAS BURIED.
OH, I SAY! THIS IS CURIOUS! VERY CURIOUS, INDEED!
Sonia: WELL, WHAT IS IT, PROFESSOR?
Professor Fuddle: THAT ARTIFACT IS NOT FROM MOBU PINCHU.
IT'S ONLY ABOUT 500 YEARS OLD!
IT'S FROM THE LAST MOBIAN WAR--
AT LEAST THE LAST ONE TILL ROBOTNIK CAME ALONG.
Sonic: WOULDN'T BUTT-NIK'S OWN EXPERTS TELL HIM IT'S NOT FROM MOBU PINCHU?
Professor Fuddle: IF ROBOTNIK ASKS YOU A QUESTION,
WOULD YOU GIVE HIM AN ANSWER HE DOESN'T WANT TO HEAR?
Sonic: HE'S GOT A POINT THERE.
Professor Fuddle: THIS IS JUST AN OLD MOBIAN SHELL CASE.
IF IT WERE IN BETTER CONDITION, IT COULD EXPLODE.
[SONIC AND SONIA GASP]
Manic: IT'S FROM BUTT-NIK'S PRIVATE COLLECTION.
Vince: HMM...I WONDER IF THERE'S SOMETHIN' INSIDE?
[BEEPING]
Manic: 1,900...2,000.
WOW! THERE'S A LOT THE RESISTANCE CAN DO WITH THIS!
WAIT TILL SONIC GETS AN EYEFUL OF ALL THESE BUCKS!
Sonic: YO, BRO! WHAT TOOK YA SO LONG?
I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA MEET US AT THE PROF'S LAB.
Manic: OH, I HAD A LITTLE JOB TO DO FOR THE RESISTANCE.
WHAT DID SONIA'S OLD TEACH SAY?
Sonic: THE JOKE'S ON BUTT-NIK!
THOSE ARTIFACTS OF HIS AREN'T WORTH A MOBIAN DIME!
Sonia: THEY AREN'T EVEN FROM MOBU PINCHU.
THEY'RE BOMBS FROM AN OLD MOBIAN ARMY AMMUNITION DUMP!
[SONIC CHUCKLES]
Sonic: IF WE'RE LUCKY, BUTT-NIK'LL FIND ONE IN GOOD CONDITION,
AND IT'LL BLOW UP IN HIS FACE!
Manic: OOPS.
Sonic: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "OOPS"?
Manic: WELL, WHILE YOU GUYS WERE BUSY WITH THE SWAT-BOTS,
I TOOK THAT BALL THING BUTT-NIK HAD.
Sonia: YOU MEAN THE ORB? WHERE IS IT?
Manic: I, WELL, LIKE, WANTED TO RAISE SOME MONEY FOR THE RESISTANCE,
SO I SOLD IT TO A GUY I KNOW.
Sonic: I HOPE HE LIKES TO TRAVEL,
'CAUSE HE'S GONNA BE SCATTERED ALL OVER MOBIUS IF THAT BOMB GOES OFF!
[SONIA GASPS]
Sonia: DON'T BLAME MANIC. HE DIDN'T KNOW.
WE'VE GOT TO GET THE ORB BACK AND GET RID OF IT
BEFORE IT EXPLODES AND SOMEONE INNOCENT GETS HURT!
Manic: LET'S GO!
Vince: LET ME SEE. 10,000...11,000...12,000.
Manic: DEAL'S OFF, VINCE. I WANT THE ORB BACK.
HERE'S YOUR 2,000 BACK.
Vince: YOU'RE TOO LATE. I ALREADY SOLD IT.
I GOT AN ART LOVER WHO WANTS TO SEE ANYTHING THAT COMES MY WAY.
Sonic: SO WHO'S THE GUY WHO MADE THE BUY?
Vince: MAYBE YOU WANNA CUT IN ON MY ACTION?
MAYBE THEN NEXT TIME, YOU WOULDN'T NEED OL' VINCE TO SELL IT!
I GOTTA LOOK OUT FOR MY FUTURE. NO WAY.
Sonic: IF THAT ORB EXPLODES, WHOEVER BOUGHT IT WON'T HAVE A FUTURE!
Vince: EH, THAT'S HIS PROBLEM. NO REFUNDS!
Sonic: NOW WAIT A MOBIUS MINUTE!
Vince: WHOA! YAAH!
UHH!
ALL RIGHT, I'LL TALK! JUST DON'T SPIN ME AGAIN!
I SOLD THE ORB TO SOME POMPOUS RICH GUY.
UH, BOODLEHEAD OR SOMETHIN'.
Sonic: HUH?
Sonia: DO YOU MEAN...BARTLEBY?
Sonic: WE'VE GOTTA GET THAT ORB BACK!
Vince: YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO ME.
I'LL SHOW YOU. I'LL GET EVEN.
AND I KNOW JUST THE PERSON WHO'D PAY TO LEARN WHERE IT IS!
Vince: THIS KIND OF INFORMATION DOESN'T COME CHEAP.
I GOTTA LOOK OUT FOR NUMBER ONE, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
Sleet: OF COURSE. NAME YOUR PRICE.
I'LL MAKE SURE YOU GET EVERYTHING THAT'S COMING TO YOU.
Vince: OK. BARTLEBY'S GOT THE ORB, AND SONIC, SONIA, AND MANIC
ARE ON THEIR WAY OVER TO HIS MANSION TO GET IT BACK.
Sleet: YOU HAVE DONE WELL, MY CRIMINAL FRIEND.
Vince: IT'S A PLEASURE TO SERVE ROBOTNIK AND MAKE, SAY, UH, 1,000 MOBIUMS?
Sleet: YOU SHOULD HAVE ASKED TO BE PAID
BEFORE YOU TOLD ME WHO HAD THE ORB. GRAB HIM!
Vince: HEY! HEY, WAIT! HEY, WHAT'RE YA DOIN'?!
WE HAD A DEAL!
BUT I TOLD YA EVERYTHING I KNOW!
YOU CAN'T DO THIS!
SLEET! NOOO!
Sleet: I SAID YOU'D GET WHAT'S COMING TO YOU!
Sleet: HMM. WITH ALL THE MONEY WE SAVE ROBOTNIK ON SNITCHES,
HE SHOULD GIVE US A RAISE.
Dingo: YOU MEAN WE'RE GETTIN' PAID?
Sleet: UH, I'VE BEEN MEANING TO TELL YOU ABOUT THAT, YEAH,
BUT NOT RIGHT NOW. WE'VE GOT SOME HEDGEHOGS TO ROUND UP!
Bartleby: BEAUTIFUL.
ROBOTNIK'S TOO CRASS TO APPRECIATE ANYTHING LIKE THIS.
Sonic: YOU MUST GET A REAL BANG OUT OF YOUR ART COLLECTION!
YOU'LL HAND OVER THE ORB IF YA KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YA.
Bartleby: YOU CAN'T THREATEN ME!
Sonia: IT'S NOT A THREAT, BARTLEBY. IT'S A WARNING.
YOUR ART TREASURE'S A BOMB. IT COULD EXPLODE AT ANY MOMENT!
Bartleby: OH, PLEASE. DON'T YOU THINK SOMEONE WITH MY REFINEMENT
WOULD BE ABLE TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A GENUINE ARTIFACT
AND SOME SILLY LITTLE BOMB?
YOU JUST WANT IT SO YOU CAN SELL IT TO RAISE MONEY FOR THE RESISTANCE!
Sonic: THAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN THE IDEA...ONCE!
Bartleby: WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO GROW UP, SONIA, AND STOP FIGHTING ROBOTNIK?
YOUR BROTHERS ARE A BAD INFLUENCE.
YOU USED TO BE SUCH A NICE HEDGEHOG.
Sonia: OH, BLOW IT OUT OF YOUR EARS, BARTLEBY!
Sonic: AS MUCH AS I'D LIKE TO CHAT, I DON'T SPEAK SNOB!
Sleet: GET THEM! AND GET ME THAT ORB!
Sonia: AAH!
Manic: ONE BIG JERK DESERVES ANOTHER!
Bartleby: MY PAINTINGS!
Dingo: OH, NO! NOT AGAIN!
Sleet: JUST GRAB BARTLEBY AND LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!
Bartleby: ALL MY BEAUTIFUL THINGS!
AAH!
Sleet: COME ON! LET THE SWAT-BOTS DEAL WITH THE HEDGEHOGS!
MANIC AND Sonia: HUH?
Sonic: WHERE'S BARTLEBY?! [GASPS]
Sonia: WE'VE GOT TO GET THE ORB BACK BEFORE BARTLEBY'S HURT.
HE MAY NOT BE MY FIANCEÉ ANYMORE, BUT I DON'T WANT HIM BLOWN UP!
Sonia: FASTER, SONIC!
Sonic: NOW YOU'RE TALKIN' MY LANGUAGE!
Sonic: TAKE THE WHEEL, MANIC! WE'RE GOIN' THROUGH!
Manic: WHY'D YA STOP, MAN? WE GOTTA KEEP MOVIN'!
Sonic: WE CAN'T WASTE TIME SMASHIN' AND TRASHIN' SWAT-BOTS.
WE GOTTA FIND A SHORTCUT.
WHEN THE GOIN' GETS TOUGH, THE TOUGH GET GOIN'... OVER THE MOUNTAINS.
Sonia: YOU EXPECT US TO CLIMB THAT?!
Manic: DUDE, YOUR BRAIN MUST STILL BE SPINNIN'!
Sonic: TAKE A CHILL PILL!
THE MOUNTAIN'S BIG, BUT IT'S NO BIGGIE.
ONE CLIMB IN NO TIME!
Sonia: IF SONIC THINKS I'M LETTING HIM
CARRY ME UP THAT MOUNTAIN, HE'S LOST HIS--AAH!
[SONIA GASPS]
Sonia: AAH!
PUT ME DOWN!
[SONIA SIGHS]
ALL THAT ZIGGING AND ZAGGING HAS MADE ME DIZZY...AND SICK!
ANYBODY GOT A BARF BAG? BLECCH!
Sonic: CHILL, SIS! AT LEAST I DIDN'T DROP YOU.
Sonia: OF ALL THE NERVE! YOU--HUH?
Manic: SONIC, SONIA! TAKE A LOOK AT THIS!
THE VALLEY OF MOBU PINCHU!
[BARTLEBY GASPS]
Robotnik: SO, YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD GET THIS CHEAP, HUH?
[BARTLEBY GASPS]
Robotnik: YOU'LL BE RUINED WHEN YOUR RICH FRIENDS HEAR
YOU TRIED TO CHEAT THEM OUT OF THE MONEY FOR THEIR SWAT-BOT PROTECTION!
Bartleby: YOU WOULDN'T TELL THEM THAT, WOULD YOU?
Robotnik: YOU'LL BE BLACK-LISTED FROM EVERY PARTY!
Bartleby: NOOOO!
Sonic: AHA! SORRY, BUTT-NIK!
Robotnik: GET HIM!
Sonic: WHOA!
Sleet: DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY WITH THE REAL ORB!
Dingo: WHADDAYA MEAN, "REAL ORB"?
Sonic: TALK ABOUT ODDBALLS!
Sonia: COME ON, BARTLEBY!
Bartleby: MY ORB!
[BARTLEBY GRUNTS]
SONIC AND Bartleby: UHH!
Robotnik: THE ORB!
AAH!
Sleet: I'VE GOT IT! I'VE GOT IT!
UHH!
Dingo: WHOA--AAH!
Sleet: AAH! WAIT!
Sonic: NICE CATCH!
[BARTLEBY GASPS]
Bartleby: MY ORB!
[BEEPING]
Manic: GET RID OF IT! IT'S GONNA BLOW!
[YOU CAN'T OWN EVERYTHINGBEGINS]
Sonic: ♪ YOU CAN'T OWN EVERYTHING ♪
♪ YOU CAN'T OWN EVERYTHING
♪ YOU CAN'T OWN EVERYTHING YOU SEE ♪
♪ YOU CAN'T OWN EVERYTHING
♪ YOU CAN'T OWN EVERYTHING ♪
♪ YOU CAN'T OWN EVERYTHING YOU SEE ♪
♪ WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE AND TAKE AND TAKE ♪
♪ BEYOND REASON, YEAH
♪ YOU HAD NO RIGHT
♪ YOU USED YOUR MIGHT TO TAKE OUR FREEDOM, YEAH ♪
♪ CHANGE IS IN THE WIND
♪ WON'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
♪ WE WANT OUR PLANET BACK JUST LIKE IT WAS BEFORE ♪
♪ YOU CAN'T OWN EVERYTHING
♪ YOU CAN'T OWN EVERYTHING ♪
♪ YOU CAN'T OWN EVERYTHING YOU SEE ♪
♪ YOU CAN'T OWN EVERYTHING
♪ YOU CAN'T OWN EVERYTHING ♪
♪ YOU CAN'T OWN EVERYTHING YOU SEE ♪
♪ CAN'T OWN EVERYTHING THAT YOU SEE, YEAH ♪
♪ CAN'T OWN EVERYTHING NOW ♪
Sonic: WHOA!
Sonia: WOW!
Manic: MAN, WE FOUND IT! THE REAL MOBU PINCHU!
Sonic: DROP THE ROCK! THINK WHAT MOM WOULD SAY.
Manic: MA? WHAT'S SHE GOT TO DO WITH IT?
Sonic: PLENTY! LOOK AT THIS! SHE WAS HERE!
Sonia: AND THIS TREASURE BELONGS TO ALL THE PEOPLE OF MOBIUS.
IT'S OUR JOB TO KEEP IT SAFE.
Sonic: YEAH. IT'LL BE A LONG TIME BEFORE BUTT-NIK
COMES BACK LOOKIN' FOR MOBU PINCHU!
Manic: I WISH MA COULDA SEEN US SEND THE OLD BUTT-FACE PACKIN'!
Sonic: I'VE GOT A FEELING SHE KNOWS ABOUT IT. SHE KNOWS.