1 00:00:32,465 --> 00:00:34,365 - Yeah. Heh-heh. 2 00:01:59,285 --> 00:02:03,449 I... I mean rules are like arbitrary, you know, 3 00:02:03,590 --> 00:02:07,185 made up for people who believe in fairy tales. 4 00:02:07,327 --> 00:02:11,161 Like, you know, like Santa Claus. 5 00:02:11,297 --> 00:02:13,128 Hey, but not us, right? 6 00:02:13,266 --> 00:02:16,292 I mean, we know what's important. 7 00:02:16,436 --> 00:02:21,066 There's a war going on, man. A war! 8 00:02:21,207 --> 00:02:23,004 Ain't that a bitch? 9 00:02:24,677 --> 00:02:27,874 I just graduated today, man. 10 00:02:28,014 --> 00:02:29,914 With honors. 11 00:02:30,049 --> 00:02:32,984 Got my degree in... in... in pharmacology. 12 00:02:33,119 --> 00:02:34,518 I'm licensed. 13 00:02:36,756 --> 00:02:40,522 Look, if you write me up on this drug charge, 14 00:02:40,660 --> 00:02:42,218 I won't be able to practice. 15 00:02:42,362 --> 00:02:46,765 So what we're talking about here is... is my life. 16 00:02:46,900 --> 00:02:48,367 The rest of it. 17 00:03:22,402 --> 00:03:25,200 - The sixties are over... man. 18 00:04:41,981 --> 00:04:46,475 - Jody and Nick, you have come together in this church 19 00:04:46,619 --> 00:04:48,018 so that the Lord may seal... 20 00:05:17,250 --> 00:05:20,378 - Mr. Jones, is it true this is the biggest deal 21 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:21,987 you've cut with the FBI? 22 00:05:35,635 --> 00:05:37,967 [Screaming] 23 00:05:43,710 --> 00:05:46,144 - I now pronounce you man and wife. 24 00:05:57,857 --> 00:05:59,518 [Bell tolling] 25 00:06:07,967 --> 00:06:09,366 [Ring!] 26 00:06:11,571 --> 00:06:13,334 - Aren't you supposed to be in court? 27 00:06:13,473 --> 00:06:14,235 - Case adjourned. 28 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:16,934 They just seemed to run fresh 29 00:06:17,076 --> 00:06:18,304 out of witnesses. 30 00:06:18,444 --> 00:06:22,039 Frees up the Lizard for his other business. 31 00:06:22,181 --> 00:06:23,512 One hundred large 32 00:06:23,649 --> 00:06:25,674 has been deducted from your account. 33 00:06:25,818 --> 00:06:26,910 As promised. 34 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:31,012 Can the Lizard offer a suggestion on how she can, uh... 35 00:06:31,157 --> 00:06:33,625 work off the rest of her debt? 36 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:36,092 - The Lizard may not. 37 00:06:54,147 --> 00:06:55,546 - Go. 38 00:06:55,681 --> 00:06:57,808 Believe me, you'll thank me later. 39 00:06:57,950 --> 00:06:59,577 Let's go. 40 00:06:59,719 --> 00:07:01,050 No more free meals. Let's go. 41 00:07:16,068 --> 00:07:18,263 - Christ, it's like a reptile house in here. 42 00:07:22,074 --> 00:07:23,473 - Fuck off. 43 00:07:40,426 --> 00:07:43,486 Ah, mix master. 44 00:07:43,629 --> 00:07:45,859 To our star chemist, gentlemen. 45 00:07:45,998 --> 00:07:47,795 Elmo McElroy. 46 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:52,369 Where's Durant? 47 00:07:54,574 --> 00:07:56,838 I see five. I don't see the Brit. 48 00:07:56,976 --> 00:07:59,137 Where the fuck is he at? 49 00:07:59,278 --> 00:08:00,802 - He said he'd be here. 50 00:08:00,947 --> 00:08:04,314 - Limey faggot needs a lesson in manners. 51 00:08:04,450 --> 00:08:05,348 - Fuck Durant. 52 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:07,783 Just tell us about this new wonder drug. 53 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:10,218 Get your master chemist in here. 54 00:08:10,356 --> 00:08:10,822 - Okay. 55 00:08:10,957 --> 00:08:12,481 Konokko, fetch him. 56 00:08:12,625 --> 00:08:14,320 Fetch the Lizard Elmo. 57 00:08:20,099 --> 00:08:21,566 [Honking] 58 00:09:01,007 --> 00:09:03,601 - No Durant. 59 00:09:03,743 --> 00:09:05,176 No McElroy. 60 00:09:07,146 --> 00:09:09,774 - Maybe he went out for something. 61 00:09:09,916 --> 00:09:11,543 - Oh! What the fuck?! 62 00:09:11,684 --> 00:09:13,345 - Nobody goes out 63 00:09:13,486 --> 00:09:15,317 for something on deal day! 64 00:09:15,454 --> 00:09:16,978 - Oh! - Stop your whining, 65 00:09:17,123 --> 00:09:20,650 get up off your ass and go find him! Now! 66 00:09:20,793 --> 00:09:22,454 - Ah... 67 00:09:26,966 --> 00:09:28,831 - Just give me a moment. 68 00:09:31,671 --> 00:09:33,195 [Ring!] 69 00:09:35,641 --> 00:09:37,541 [Ring!] 70 00:09:37,677 --> 00:09:39,338 [Beep!] "This is Elmo McElroy's phone. 71 00:09:39,478 --> 00:09:41,503 He's not home. 72 00:09:41,647 --> 00:09:43,114 You know what to do, 73 00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:46,013 you know when to do it. Bye." 74 00:09:50,356 --> 00:09:52,017 - Tasty Drops? 75 00:09:57,029 --> 00:09:59,896 - He fucked me. I'm truly ass-invaded! 76 00:10:19,785 --> 00:10:23,414 - "You have one new message." [Beep!] 77 00:10:23,556 --> 00:10:26,354 - "He fucked me. I'm truly ass-invaded!" 78 00:10:26,492 --> 00:10:28,687 [Boom!] 79 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:36,034 - Rest in peace... 80 00:10:36,168 --> 00:10:37,863 motherfucker. 81 00:10:49,982 --> 00:10:51,882 [Ring!] 82 00:10:57,423 --> 00:10:58,981 - You're going home, Dakota. 83 00:10:59,125 --> 00:11:01,855 - I'm going to Vegas. - You listen to me. 84 00:11:01,994 --> 00:11:02,961 There's this, uh... 85 00:11:03,095 --> 00:11:05,188 Limey asshole in Liverpool 86 00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:07,629 named Durant. He was supposed 87 00:11:07,767 --> 00:11:10,429 to show up for this little deal we had going on today. 88 00:11:10,569 --> 00:11:12,298 He didn't... he didn't show up. 89 00:11:12,438 --> 00:11:14,804 The Lizard thinks he stole his Elmo. 90 00:11:14,940 --> 00:11:17,238 - I'm not going back there. I don't care how much money 91 00:11:17,376 --> 00:11:19,037 I owe you. - You listen to me, Dakota. 92 00:11:19,178 --> 00:11:23,581 I want this Limey motherfucker Durant off the fucking planet. 93 00:11:23,716 --> 00:11:26,742 And I want fucking Elmo fucking McElroy 94 00:11:26,886 --> 00:11:28,319 off the fucking planet!! 95 00:11:28,454 --> 00:11:30,149 - Did you hear what I just said? 96 00:11:30,289 --> 00:11:32,086 That place has nothing to offer me. 97 00:11:32,224 --> 00:11:38,857 - The Lizard... will wipe your marker clean. 98 00:11:38,998 --> 00:11:40,431 [Brakes squealing] 99 00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:43,399 Plus, 100 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:45,697 a bonus. One hundred thousand. 101 00:11:45,838 --> 00:11:49,001 If the job is done in 48 hours. 102 00:11:49,141 --> 00:11:53,009 And after that, there is nothing to stop you 103 00:11:53,145 --> 00:11:56,706 from turning right around and leaving again. 104 00:11:58,217 --> 00:11:59,582 - Two-fifty. 105 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:02,517 - Get it done. 106 00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:04,145 - It's done. 107 00:12:08,861 --> 00:12:10,260 Shite! 108 00:12:26,445 --> 00:12:27,469 - Good evening. 109 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,241 I'd like to extend a very warm welcome to each of you 110 00:12:29,381 --> 00:12:31,781 on behalf of all the crew on this virgin Atlantic flight. 111 00:12:31,951 --> 00:12:33,976 Please store carry-on baggage in the overhead lockers. 112 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:35,747 - Can I show you to your seat, Sir? 113 00:12:37,356 --> 00:12:40,325 - We are just waiting for our last remaining passengers 114 00:12:40,459 --> 00:12:42,586 to board and then we'll be on our way. 115 00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:25,895 - Spit it out. Spit it out now. 116 00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:27,999 - Tommy? 117 00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:37,774 - What? 118 00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:42,105 What? 119 00:14:49,255 --> 00:14:51,723 - Fuckin' Yanks. 120 00:14:51,857 --> 00:14:53,916 The trouble with the fuckin' Yanks is, 121 00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:55,720 they've no fuckin' sense. 122 00:14:55,861 --> 00:14:58,455 Had some dick in Los Angeles 123 00:14:58,597 --> 00:15:01,088 actually ask me where I learnt English. 124 00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:02,632 English, fuck! 125 00:15:02,768 --> 00:15:04,759 - You have a problem with America, Felix? 126 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:09,534 - Oh, yeah. I got one great, big, fat swollen fucker of a problem 127 00:15:09,675 --> 00:15:10,642 with America, twat. 128 00:15:10,776 --> 00:15:12,437 Listen to this. 129 00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:14,773 I'm in fuckin' Florida, right? 130 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,246 This southern prat comes up and he's like, uh... 131 00:15:17,383 --> 00:15:19,317 "Hey, England's small. 132 00:15:19,451 --> 00:15:22,443 You must know that John fucking Smith guy, right?" 133 00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:23,919 [Ring!] Fucking Smith. 134 00:15:24,056 --> 00:15:25,921 I'm like, "Oh, yeah, 135 00:15:26,058 --> 00:15:27,423 yeah, mate, that's right. 136 00:15:27,559 --> 00:15:29,584 John Smith. Yeah, I do know him, but uh, 137 00:15:29,728 --> 00:15:33,129 he doesn't come from England, mate. No, he comes from fucking 138 00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:34,664 [both]: Pricksville, U.S.A. 139 00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:37,098 [Phone ring Yankee Doodle] 140 00:15:39,405 --> 00:15:41,635 Are you gonna answer that fucking phone or what? 141 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,139 - It's just my wife. 142 00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:46,733 Now, when Mr. McElroy joins us, I'd be pleased 143 00:15:46,879 --> 00:15:48,471 if you kept your opinions to yourself. 144 00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:51,742 This particular Yank is not a traveling salesman. 145 00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:53,408 He's a genius. Hm? 146 00:15:53,552 --> 00:15:55,179 - Who is this cunt? 147 00:15:57,790 --> 00:16:00,691 So I said to Mr. Durant, I said, "Mr. Durant, 148 00:16:00,826 --> 00:16:03,294 we're gonna meet this fuckin' Yank McElroy, 149 00:16:03,429 --> 00:16:05,260 bring him to the deal and that's it." 150 00:16:05,397 --> 00:16:06,364 None of this fucking 151 00:16:06,498 --> 00:16:08,830 conversation-and-coffee bollocks. None of this 152 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,528 asking how the Tampa Bay "Fuckanneers" are getting on. 153 00:16:11,670 --> 00:16:14,434 No, I said fuck him. I bring him to the deal, 154 00:16:14,573 --> 00:16:17,133 I get me fucking tickets and I'm off. That's it. 155 00:16:19,912 --> 00:16:22,142 Take a left up here. - There's no time for this. 156 00:16:22,281 --> 00:16:23,680 - Take a fucking left, will ya. 157 00:16:38,530 --> 00:16:41,055 - Felix. Felix, listen. 158 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:44,465 This is a totally new chemical. Once we have the formula, 159 00:16:44,603 --> 00:16:46,366 we could make this stuff in a kitchen! 160 00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:50,202 We don't even need Durant. - Look. You see that? 161 00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:53,209 Manchester United vs. Liverpool. 162 00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:54,710 And that's tomorrow. Blokes are shagging 163 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:57,145 their fucking mothers-in-law to get a ticket for that. 164 00:16:57,282 --> 00:16:58,647 And I'm getting two from Mr. Durant. 165 00:16:58,784 --> 00:17:02,242 So unless you can shag us a couple of tickets on the spot, 166 00:17:02,388 --> 00:17:04,253 I suggest you shut the fuck up. 167 00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:07,484 - But this is a unique window of opportunity for you. 168 00:17:07,626 --> 00:17:09,924 We are talking telephone numbers... 169 00:17:10,062 --> 00:17:12,929 - Enough. Take care of him. He's getting on me fuckin' tits. 170 00:17:13,065 --> 00:17:17,092 - We're gonna be late, boss. - Fuck the Yank! Let him wait. 171 00:17:17,236 --> 00:17:23,937 "When you walk Through a storm 172 00:17:24,076 --> 00:17:29,013 "Hold your head up high" 173 00:17:29,148 --> 00:17:31,810 [singing loudly] 174 00:17:44,029 --> 00:17:47,521 Boys and girls of Manchester... 175 00:17:47,666 --> 00:17:50,464 just popped over from, uh... Liverpool 176 00:17:50,602 --> 00:17:54,800 to invite you to a little game of footies tomorrow afternoon. 177 00:17:54,940 --> 00:17:56,305 - What the fucking hell's that, you twat? 178 00:17:56,442 --> 00:17:59,002 - But I'm fucking fucked if you think you are gonna win it. 179 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,485 - Someone get that fucking thing out! 180 00:18:08,620 --> 00:18:11,783 - Hey, young man! 181 00:18:20,799 --> 00:18:22,926 - Where the fuck've you been? 182 00:18:23,068 --> 00:18:24,729 - Just around the block. - Drive. Quick. 183 00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:36,910 - Let's go meet the Yankee moppet. 184 00:18:38,517 --> 00:18:40,781 Where's Lawrence? 185 00:18:40,919 --> 00:18:42,511 Where's he gone? We're late. - Well, he's... 186 00:18:42,654 --> 00:18:44,645 - You left him at the pub. Twat. 187 00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:46,485 - Well, you said... - Go back. 188 00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:50,822 Go back and get him. 189 00:19:02,241 --> 00:19:04,835 - This wanker. - Out, prick. 190 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,842 - Uh! 191 00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:19,983 - Lawrence says, right, 192 00:19:20,125 --> 00:19:21,922 he's gonna be carrying... 193 00:19:22,060 --> 00:19:24,221 a load of drugs, right? 194 00:19:24,363 --> 00:19:27,423 We do him. Job done, okay? 195 00:19:27,566 --> 00:19:29,329 - Yeah. - I'm not having 196 00:19:29,468 --> 00:19:33,632 some fucking nignog... put us out of business, right? 197 00:19:33,772 --> 00:19:35,672 Right?! 198 00:19:35,807 --> 00:19:38,173 Watch it! You're pissing on me fucking boots! 199 00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:39,902 - What about Felix DeSouza? - Fuck him. 200 00:19:40,045 --> 00:19:41,410 - He's a rabid dog. 201 00:19:41,547 --> 00:19:44,675 - Is he? Well, fuck him! 202 00:19:44,816 --> 00:19:46,408 Fuck him! Leave it to me! 203 00:19:46,552 --> 00:19:51,012 Everybody fucking wants you off. 204 00:19:51,156 --> 00:19:52,714 Heh? No problem. 205 00:19:54,393 --> 00:19:56,054 No problem. 206 00:19:59,598 --> 00:20:00,929 - Hey! 207 00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:06,470 - Hey! Felix DeSouza. 208 00:20:06,605 --> 00:20:08,402 Just the wanker I wanted to deal with. 209 00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:11,100 - Deal with this. - Ah! 210 00:20:11,243 --> 00:20:12,642 [Moaning] 211 00:20:16,682 --> 00:20:18,673 - What a fucking day. 212 00:20:18,817 --> 00:20:21,183 - Arthur, come in, Arthur. Over. 213 00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:23,117 [High-pitched buzzing] 214 00:20:23,255 --> 00:20:26,224 Why don't you try the big fat button, Arthur? 215 00:20:26,358 --> 00:20:27,757 - Yes, Sir. 216 00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:31,659 - Now, we are looking for a large black gentleman wearing a dress. 217 00:20:31,797 --> 00:20:34,766 That's what Lawrence said. It should be easy. Over. 218 00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:37,994 - Yeah, and we want Customs to pull him over, right? 219 00:20:38,136 --> 00:20:41,833 - Wrong. We want Customs to let him through and you follow him. 220 00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:44,067 Over. Nutbag. 221 00:20:44,209 --> 00:20:46,200 - Right. Over. 222 00:21:01,526 --> 00:21:04,427 What now? 223 00:21:04,563 --> 00:21:07,123 - Follow them all. Over. 224 00:21:23,682 --> 00:21:25,707 - Madam. If you don't mind. - No. I gotta go. 225 00:21:25,851 --> 00:21:28,251 - You'll have to come this way. 226 00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:34,281 - Are you finished? - Uh, not quite, Miss. 227 00:21:34,426 --> 00:21:36,155 I need to look at your shoulder-bag. 228 00:21:50,642 --> 00:21:52,667 - Welcome to England. 229 00:21:52,811 --> 00:21:55,177 Actually, that makes me out to be a bit of a liar, 230 00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:57,509 'cause let's face it, pal, you're about as welcome 231 00:21:57,649 --> 00:22:00,516 as a dose of the clap. But it's always nice to be nice. 232 00:22:00,652 --> 00:22:03,280 - Who the hell are you? - Felix DeSouza. 233 00:22:03,422 --> 00:22:06,289 Mr. Durant sent me. - I asked for a chemist. 234 00:22:06,425 --> 00:22:07,915 Where's Lawrence? - He's in the car. 235 00:22:08,060 --> 00:22:10,426 - Well, he should be here. - I should give a shit. 236 00:22:10,562 --> 00:22:13,725 To me, you're just a ticket to a game. 237 00:22:20,605 --> 00:22:22,004 - Where's the chemist? 238 00:22:24,276 --> 00:22:26,836 - Where's Lawrence? 239 00:22:26,978 --> 00:22:28,468 - You heard the man. Where's Lawrence? 240 00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:32,673 Put these in the trunk. Get Durant on the phone. 241 00:22:35,253 --> 00:22:37,983 - Put these fucking sticks in the boot. 242 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,920 Ah! 243 00:22:44,062 --> 00:22:46,155 What's that? - It's Lawrence. 244 00:22:46,298 --> 00:22:48,198 - I can see it's fucking Lawrence! What happened? 245 00:22:48,333 --> 00:22:50,494 - You told me to take care of him. 246 00:22:50,635 --> 00:22:54,571 I meant to take care of him, not fucking take care of him! 247 00:22:54,706 --> 00:22:56,105 Shit. 248 00:23:00,345 --> 00:23:01,835 Shit! Shit! 249 00:23:01,980 --> 00:23:03,914 Shut the fucking thing, will ya? 250 00:23:14,359 --> 00:23:17,192 - Get Durant on the fucking phone right fucking now! 251 00:23:26,371 --> 00:23:28,271 Where's my motherfuckin' chemist?! 252 00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:31,137 - Lawrence? Should be in the car. - Should be?! 253 00:23:31,276 --> 00:23:33,107 What kind of fuck-up is this, Durant? 254 00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:36,305 Look, we deal today or I go to the competition. 255 00:23:36,448 --> 00:23:38,279 - Look, let me speak to DeSouza. 256 00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:40,078 - DeSouza? DeSouza? 257 00:23:40,218 --> 00:23:43,210 - Look, boss, it... it wasn't my fault. 258 00:23:43,355 --> 00:23:45,084 Besides, he was fuckin' irritating. 259 00:23:45,223 --> 00:23:48,249 - Right now, I couldn't give an ass, you twat! 260 00:23:48,393 --> 00:23:50,122 You just make sure McElroy gets here. 261 00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:52,423 - Where's my fucking chemist?! - I think we need 262 00:23:52,564 --> 00:23:55,089 a new chemist, Mr. Durant. - I know, I know. 263 00:23:55,233 --> 00:23:57,497 I can fucking hear him, can't I? 264 00:23:57,636 --> 00:23:59,729 Tell him I'm gonna get a hold of, uh... 265 00:23:59,871 --> 00:24:01,930 Pudsey Smith, okay? 266 00:24:02,073 --> 00:24:05,600 Yeah. I am not buying aspirin for a fucking arm and a leg! 267 00:24:05,744 --> 00:24:07,302 - He's getting Pudsey Smith for ya. 268 00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:09,346 - Who?! - He's deaf-mute. 269 00:24:09,481 --> 00:24:11,312 - Stall him. Just stall him. 270 00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:14,351 You keep that Yankee cunt happy. And alive. 271 00:24:14,486 --> 00:24:16,784 - All right, boss. Yeah. 272 00:24:20,325 --> 00:24:22,589 - Oh! You fucking twat! 273 00:24:26,231 --> 00:24:28,165 - What's the plan, then? 274 00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:29,198 Freshen up? 275 00:24:29,334 --> 00:24:31,825 Massage? Maybe you fancy a bucket 276 00:24:31,970 --> 00:24:33,528 of fried fucking chicken? 277 00:24:33,672 --> 00:24:35,765 - If I wanted cuisine, I'd've gone to Paris. 278 00:24:35,907 --> 00:24:37,966 - You can still go to France, It's not too far, 279 00:24:38,109 --> 00:24:40,077 full of pricks and they hate Yanks as well. 280 00:24:40,212 --> 00:24:41,611 Do you fancy 281 00:24:41,746 --> 00:24:43,941 a bite or what? - Yeah, all right. 282 00:24:54,226 --> 00:24:55,716 - Hello, stranger! 283 00:24:58,330 --> 00:25:01,197 Said hello to loverboy yet? 284 00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:02,698 Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! 285 00:25:02,834 --> 00:25:06,895 - Iki, I'm in a hurry. Can we get on with it? 286 00:25:15,413 --> 00:25:19,179 Ruger Mini-14, 223 caliber. 287 00:25:19,317 --> 00:25:23,947 Comes in a fetching chrome. Twenty rounds per banana, 288 00:25:24,089 --> 00:25:27,115 unless the elite and snazzy Iki special takes your fancy, 289 00:25:27,259 --> 00:25:30,126 extending the capacity to 40. We've got a Czechoslovakian... 290 00:25:30,262 --> 00:25:32,628 - CZ-83, I'll take one. 291 00:25:32,764 --> 00:25:36,723 - Ah, well that's young Felix's weapon of choice, isn't it? 292 00:25:36,868 --> 00:25:39,666 Now there's a trip down memory lane. 293 00:25:39,804 --> 00:25:43,501 I'm partial to bitter sentiment, me. I've heard things, you know. 294 00:25:43,642 --> 00:25:45,007 He misses ya. 295 00:25:45,143 --> 00:25:47,475 So what you're gonna say? 296 00:25:47,612 --> 00:25:50,308 - I'll take the Baretta, the CEZ, an ankle-holster... 297 00:25:50,448 --> 00:25:53,747 Add the Mini 14 and I'm done. I want to get in and out fast. 298 00:25:53,885 --> 00:25:56,319 - Don't we all. - Does Durant still do his deals 299 00:25:56,454 --> 00:25:57,978 at the Port Hotel? - Silly lad. 300 00:25:58,123 --> 00:26:00,318 You know, that'll be his undoing one of these days. 301 00:26:00,458 --> 00:26:02,255 But what do you expect from a fellow 302 00:26:02,394 --> 00:26:04,555 who gets his ass waxed every month. 303 00:26:04,696 --> 00:26:07,631 - I forgot what a circus this place is. 304 00:26:07,766 --> 00:26:10,564 - Funny, that. Never did much like the circus, 305 00:26:10,702 --> 00:26:13,136 all that poking-your-head- in-the-lion's-mouth shite. 306 00:26:13,271 --> 00:26:16,707 Bring on the horses! And the dancing girls! 307 00:26:16,841 --> 00:26:19,571 That's the circus! 308 00:26:19,711 --> 00:26:23,272 These and these... are on the house. 309 00:26:25,083 --> 00:26:27,574 Welcome home... Dawn. 310 00:26:37,796 --> 00:26:39,627 - There you go, mate. Thanks, mate. 311 00:26:49,708 --> 00:26:51,107 - What the fuck 312 00:26:51,242 --> 00:26:53,301 did they do to this fish, batter it to death? 313 00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:55,572 - Fish and chips. National dish, mate. 314 00:26:55,714 --> 00:26:58,410 - More like a national disaster. 315 00:27:29,848 --> 00:27:32,180 - The keys. 316 00:27:36,187 --> 00:27:37,779 Twat. 317 00:27:37,922 --> 00:27:39,480 Come on. 318 00:27:43,361 --> 00:27:45,761 So, uh... 319 00:27:45,864 --> 00:27:48,332 how much are they paying you to wear that skirt? 320 00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:56,839 Fag? 321 00:28:01,212 --> 00:28:02,611 - No, motherfucker. 322 00:28:13,892 --> 00:28:15,291 [Knocking] 323 00:28:19,898 --> 00:28:23,664 - Ah, Mr. McElroy. 324 00:28:23,802 --> 00:28:26,202 That's daring but very touching attire. 325 00:28:26,337 --> 00:28:28,669 - Let's stick to the business at hand. 326 00:28:28,807 --> 00:28:31,901 - Hey, come on. Mr. McElroy's a guest of ours. 327 00:28:34,345 --> 00:28:36,939 Okay, boys. Guns on the table, please. 328 00:28:38,616 --> 00:28:40,447 Felix. - Look, I've delivered your man. 329 00:28:40,585 --> 00:28:43,019 I'll have me tickets and be off. - Put your gun on the table. 330 00:28:43,154 --> 00:28:45,748 - Fuck, the game's tomorrow. - Put your fucking gun 331 00:28:45,890 --> 00:28:48,723 on the table! 332 00:28:48,860 --> 00:28:50,760 - What? 333 00:28:50,895 --> 00:28:53,363 - So who's the chemist? - Pudsey Smith. 334 00:28:53,498 --> 00:28:56,797 He's a first-class man. Fully qualified and everything. 335 00:28:56,935 --> 00:28:58,527 He can't talk, he's been shot. 336 00:29:07,946 --> 00:29:10,141 Felix, have you shit your pants or something? 337 00:29:10,281 --> 00:29:12,215 - Something doesn't feel right, Mr. Durant. 338 00:29:12,350 --> 00:29:15,285 - I know, because you're making me nervous, for fuck's sake. 339 00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:17,980 Sit on your hands or something. Okay, Mr. McElroy, 340 00:29:18,123 --> 00:29:20,717 the ball's in your court. 341 00:29:29,801 --> 00:29:33,100 - MDMA utilizes serotonin. 342 00:29:33,238 --> 00:29:37,231 Opiates like heroin utilize dopamine. 343 00:29:37,375 --> 00:29:40,139 Sort of like the same sensation you get after sex. 344 00:29:40,278 --> 00:29:42,712 Amphetamines increase adrenalin, 345 00:29:42,847 --> 00:29:48,012 and cocaine gets those synapses in the brain firing really fast. 346 00:29:48,153 --> 00:29:52,453 My product is 51 times stronger than cocaine, 347 00:29:52,590 --> 00:29:54,251 51 times more hallucinogenic 348 00:29:54,392 --> 00:29:57,850 than acid, and 51 times more explosive 349 00:29:57,996 --> 00:29:59,588 than ecstasy. 350 00:29:59,731 --> 00:30:02,291 It's like getting a personal visit... 351 00:30:02,433 --> 00:30:04,025 from God. 352 00:30:05,637 --> 00:30:07,036 - It's that good? 353 00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:12,102 - Dog's bollocks. 354 00:30:33,631 --> 00:30:35,895 - Felix DeSouza. 355 00:30:36,034 --> 00:30:38,525 - I count 10. - That's right. 356 00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:40,433 That's one million sterling gold. One point... 357 00:30:40,572 --> 00:30:42,836 $1.6 million. 358 00:30:42,974 --> 00:30:45,238 - But that ain't what we agreed on, is it? 359 00:30:45,376 --> 00:30:48,140 You're $18.4 million shy. 360 00:30:48,279 --> 00:30:51,874 And I don't care how you cut it, that's a whole lot shy. 361 00:30:52,016 --> 00:30:54,177 - No, no, no. 362 00:30:54,319 --> 00:30:56,913 Mr. McElroy, what we have there is a goodwill gesture. 363 00:30:57,055 --> 00:30:58,579 A deposit, a down payment. 364 00:30:58,723 --> 00:31:01,317 One-and-a-half million's not a bad start, is it? 365 00:31:01,459 --> 00:31:02,949 I need to do some research. 366 00:31:03,094 --> 00:31:05,961 I need to feed a few thousands to the kids, get some feedback. 367 00:31:06,097 --> 00:31:08,463 You don't think I'd allow you to walk out of here 368 00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:12,001 with $20 million for a formula that only exists in your head. 369 00:31:12,136 --> 00:31:14,696 And all I get is, well... 370 00:31:14,839 --> 00:31:16,500 an ointment for toe-jam. 371 00:31:18,643 --> 00:31:20,042 - Uh-huh. 372 00:31:21,813 --> 00:31:23,280 Market research. - Right. 373 00:31:23,414 --> 00:31:25,439 - Profile your customers, send out some questionnaires. 374 00:31:29,554 --> 00:31:32,717 - Get out the bloody way, Felix. 375 00:31:32,857 --> 00:31:35,587 - Hey, I can dig that. But unless you got 376 00:31:35,727 --> 00:31:38,389 what we agreed on, what the fuck am I doing here? 377 00:31:38,529 --> 00:31:40,759 Give me a call when you're ready to deal. 378 00:31:40,899 --> 00:31:42,298 [Knocking] 379 00:31:42,433 --> 00:31:44,901 - I fucking knew it. [Knocking] 380 00:31:45,036 --> 00:31:47,402 [Knocking] - Room service. 381 00:31:47,538 --> 00:31:50,473 - That old fucking chestnut. 382 00:31:50,608 --> 00:31:52,473 - Ahhh! 383 00:31:52,610 --> 00:31:55,374 - Uh! - Hey, hold it, fellas! 384 00:31:55,513 --> 00:31:57,071 It's my sausage and flaming mash. 385 00:31:57,215 --> 00:31:58,876 - Ahhh!!! 386 00:31:59,017 --> 00:32:00,609 - Shh-shh-shh. 387 00:32:00,752 --> 00:32:02,481 - Sorry, love. 388 00:32:02,620 --> 00:32:05,885 Sorry about that, pet. It's just that, uh, 389 00:32:06,024 --> 00:32:08,458 me dad ran off with the room-service maid, you see, 390 00:32:08,593 --> 00:32:11,926 and things have never really been the same since. 391 00:32:12,063 --> 00:32:13,428 - Bollocks. 392 00:32:14,365 --> 00:32:15,957 [Ring!] 393 00:32:18,469 --> 00:32:20,801 - Now's not a good time. 394 00:32:20,939 --> 00:32:22,770 - Change in plan. - What do you mean? 395 00:32:22,907 --> 00:32:24,465 - I want McElroy kept alive. 396 00:32:24,609 --> 00:32:27,908 - I don't do alive, I do dead. - It's a matter of $20 million 397 00:32:28,046 --> 00:32:31,482 in cash being vaporized and it's a matter of a lot of anger 398 00:32:31,616 --> 00:32:34,847 being directed toward the Lizard Man. You now do alive. 399 00:32:34,986 --> 00:32:39,150 My future is inside McElroy's skull. 400 00:32:39,290 --> 00:32:43,158 You waste anything and everybody that gets near him. 401 00:32:43,294 --> 00:32:45,262 You waste them, not him. 402 00:32:45,396 --> 00:32:49,594 His mind belongs to the Lizard. 403 00:32:49,734 --> 00:32:51,361 - Shit. 404 00:32:57,942 --> 00:32:59,603 - Fucking hell! 405 00:33:03,448 --> 00:33:05,177 - Shit! Shit! 406 00:33:09,821 --> 00:33:11,846 Ah, shit. 407 00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:13,389 Asshole. 408 00:33:15,593 --> 00:33:18,187 - Let go, you double-crosser, let go of that, mate! 409 00:33:21,265 --> 00:33:22,664 Ahh! 410 00:33:31,843 --> 00:33:33,572 - Oh, shit! 411 00:33:50,995 --> 00:33:52,394 - Shit! 412 00:33:57,201 --> 00:33:58,793 - Ow! 413 00:33:58,936 --> 00:34:00,335 Shit! 414 00:34:00,471 --> 00:34:03,031 - Told you to get out the way, Felix. 415 00:34:03,174 --> 00:34:05,438 - Fuck! I've been shot! - Where? 416 00:34:05,576 --> 00:34:07,203 - In the fucking ass! 417 00:34:07,345 --> 00:34:09,370 - Oh, man, it's just a flesh wound. Come on. 418 00:34:09,514 --> 00:34:10,879 - Fuck. Flesh wound, 419 00:34:11,015 --> 00:34:13,381 is that supposed to sound like a fucking good thing? 420 00:34:17,588 --> 00:34:19,613 [Panicked voices] 421 00:34:19,757 --> 00:34:21,918 - Come on, dude. 422 00:34:24,162 --> 00:34:25,527 - Hey, saucy! 423 00:34:25,663 --> 00:34:27,255 Saucy! 424 00:34:29,167 --> 00:34:30,532 - Here, take these. - Fuck that! 425 00:34:42,346 --> 00:34:44,405 - Ah! - Ahh! Fuck! 426 00:34:44,549 --> 00:34:46,949 - Fucking get him, boys! Come on. 427 00:34:47,085 --> 00:34:49,883 Uh! - Uh! 428 00:34:50,021 --> 00:34:51,818 - Uh! - Ah! 429 00:34:51,956 --> 00:34:55,483 - Stay down, bitch. - Oi, you're not driving my car! 430 00:34:55,626 --> 00:34:56,991 Shit! 431 00:34:57,128 --> 00:34:58,925 - Give me the fucking keys. Get in the car. 432 00:34:59,063 --> 00:35:02,123 - Fuck! 433 00:35:02,266 --> 00:35:03,824 [Siren blaring] 434 00:35:06,904 --> 00:35:08,462 [Siren blaring] 435 00:35:08,606 --> 00:35:10,403 [Both]: Ahhh! 436 00:35:13,778 --> 00:35:15,143 - Fucking hell! 437 00:35:15,279 --> 00:35:18,771 - Get your fat ass out of the flaming car and check the hotel. 438 00:35:18,916 --> 00:35:20,440 - So put me in the picture. 439 00:35:20,585 --> 00:35:23,748 What just happened back there? - Just got shot in the ass, 440 00:35:23,888 --> 00:35:24,684 that's what happened! 441 00:35:24,822 --> 00:35:26,813 - This is not the way we do business! 442 00:35:26,958 --> 00:35:29,518 - Just get out the fucking car! - All right, all right! 443 00:35:29,660 --> 00:35:31,093 - Oh, fuck! 444 00:35:33,297 --> 00:35:35,959 - You fucking... 445 00:35:36,100 --> 00:35:38,330 - What?! 446 00:35:41,839 --> 00:35:43,329 - Take a fucking left! 447 00:35:52,517 --> 00:35:54,280 Get off the pavement! 448 00:35:54,418 --> 00:35:55,817 - Shit! - Watch out! 449 00:35:57,288 --> 00:35:58,687 Fuck! 450 00:36:00,992 --> 00:36:02,960 - Which fucking way? Which way? - Turn right! Right! 451 00:36:08,432 --> 00:36:10,764 - Come on! Ah, Christ! 452 00:36:12,370 --> 00:36:13,803 - Hey. 453 00:36:13,938 --> 00:36:15,496 - Ohh... 454 00:36:22,446 --> 00:36:24,471 - Another truck 455 00:36:24,615 --> 00:36:26,048 is coming from the fucking right! 456 00:36:26,184 --> 00:36:28,744 - I got it, I got it. 457 00:36:32,156 --> 00:36:33,885 - Fuck! 458 00:36:38,129 --> 00:36:39,756 - You, out of the fucking way! 459 00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:52,365 - Oh, bollocks! - Dog's bollocks? 460 00:36:52,510 --> 00:36:54,000 - No, just plain fucking bollocks. 461 00:36:54,145 --> 00:36:56,340 - No dog involved? - No! 462 00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:58,175 Watch out! Watch out! 463 00:37:02,053 --> 00:37:03,680 You're gonna kill the fucking car! 464 00:37:08,993 --> 00:37:11,553 - Fuck. 465 00:37:14,432 --> 00:37:15,865 - Ah! Fuck. 466 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:17,467 [Siren blaring] 467 00:37:22,740 --> 00:37:24,139 - Hello. 468 00:37:37,054 --> 00:37:39,045 - So let me get this straight. 469 00:37:39,190 --> 00:37:42,785 "Bollocks" is bad, whereas "the dog's bollocks" is good, huh? 470 00:37:42,927 --> 00:37:44,326 - Yeah. 471 00:37:47,365 --> 00:37:48,889 Oh, bollocks. 472 00:37:56,007 --> 00:37:57,406 - Gotcha. 473 00:38:09,754 --> 00:38:12,086 Come on, then! 474 00:38:12,223 --> 00:38:14,350 Come on! 475 00:38:14,492 --> 00:38:16,619 - Ahhh! 476 00:38:16,761 --> 00:38:18,194 ...Ahhh! - Fucking hell! 477 00:38:22,500 --> 00:38:23,296 - Stop. 478 00:38:23,434 --> 00:38:25,368 - Fucking Yanks. [McElroy laughing] 479 00:38:25,503 --> 00:38:27,630 - Come on! 480 00:38:33,244 --> 00:38:34,711 - Stop fucking... 481 00:38:36,847 --> 00:38:39,782 - You're scraping me fucking paint! 482 00:38:39,917 --> 00:38:42,283 - Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. 483 00:38:42,420 --> 00:38:43,785 - Fuck you, Kane, 484 00:38:43,921 --> 00:38:46,856 your shite...! - Fuck off! 485 00:38:46,991 --> 00:38:50,222 - "Bop-bop-bop-bop-bop!" - Ha-ha-ha! 486 00:38:50,361 --> 00:38:54,161 - Holy little fuck. - Ha-ha-ha! Chicken bollocks! 487 00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:57,667 - Shit! [Honk-honk!] 488 00:39:02,273 --> 00:39:04,468 - Fuck you, Kane, you fucking wanker! 489 00:39:33,237 --> 00:39:36,570 - Come here, you! - Fuck! 490 00:39:36,707 --> 00:39:38,572 - You all right? - Fuck off! 491 00:39:41,645 --> 00:39:43,977 - We lost 'em. [Foghorn blowing] 492 00:39:48,419 --> 00:39:51,855 - Yeah, well, let's not take any chances. 493 00:40:14,712 --> 00:40:16,612 - Oh... 494 00:40:16,747 --> 00:40:19,079 Oh, shiiiit! 495 00:40:35,866 --> 00:40:37,356 Argh. 496 00:40:39,603 --> 00:40:42,367 - You want to junk that, pal? - What? 497 00:40:42,506 --> 00:40:45,339 - Dude, you have a car that works? I need transportation. 498 00:40:45,476 --> 00:40:47,341 - A nice little Cooper that needs a lick of paint. 499 00:40:47,478 --> 00:40:49,412 She goes. Throw in the XJ6 500 00:40:49,547 --> 00:40:51,071 and she's yours for 100 quid. 501 00:40:51,215 --> 00:40:53,149 - Deal. - What, a Cooper?! 502 00:40:53,284 --> 00:40:55,115 Piss off, Popeye. And you. 503 00:40:55,252 --> 00:40:57,413 - Tell you what, 70 quid 504 00:40:57,555 --> 00:40:59,113 and the Jag. And I'm robbing meself. 505 00:40:59,256 --> 00:41:01,918 - That... that's it. That... That's it! 506 00:41:02,059 --> 00:41:04,755 I've had just about enough of this shite. 507 00:41:04,895 --> 00:41:07,363 I got you to that deal in one piece, I got you out 508 00:41:07,498 --> 00:41:08,863 of that deal in one piece. 509 00:41:08,999 --> 00:41:11,729 As far as I'm concerned, my job's done, it's finished. 510 00:41:11,869 --> 00:41:14,497 So you can leave me motor alone, get your golf clubs 511 00:41:14,638 --> 00:41:16,003 and fuck off back to Dixie! 512 00:41:16,140 --> 00:41:18,608 - Pay attention, Felix DeSouza. 513 00:41:18,742 --> 00:41:21,643 I atomized a major drug syndicate 514 00:41:21,779 --> 00:41:23,269 to be here this morning. 515 00:41:23,414 --> 00:41:27,942 Now I'm stuck in Liver-fucking-fool with you! 516 00:41:28,085 --> 00:41:29,950 And if I need you to sell 517 00:41:30,087 --> 00:41:35,286 your car to help me, you will sell your goddamn car! 518 00:41:41,131 --> 00:41:42,996 - Do I look like the Salvation Army? 519 00:41:43,133 --> 00:41:44,657 Have I got Jimmy-Fix-it 520 00:41:44,802 --> 00:41:47,430 written on me fucking hat? I'm sorry, mate, 521 00:41:47,571 --> 00:41:50,301 but help's not a word I'm too familiar with, you know. 522 00:41:50,441 --> 00:41:54,343 [Phone ringing Yankee Doodle] 523 00:41:57,181 --> 00:41:59,479 Fuck off! 524 00:42:20,304 --> 00:42:22,329 I don't believe it. 525 00:42:23,941 --> 00:42:25,431 - So who's the girl? 526 00:42:29,079 --> 00:42:31,547 - That's me ex-girlfriend. 527 00:42:34,184 --> 00:42:36,175 - Arthur. 528 00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:37,685 - Yeah. - I want you to describe 529 00:42:37,821 --> 00:42:40,312 the situation to me. 530 00:42:40,457 --> 00:42:43,551 - Seven shades of shit and a one-shit trumpet, Sir. 531 00:42:43,694 --> 00:42:46,788 Looks like some kind of a drug buy. None of your ordinary. 532 00:42:46,931 --> 00:42:51,027 Aye-aye, got some blue tabs. They look like sweets. 533 00:42:51,168 --> 00:42:52,533 How are you? 534 00:42:52,670 --> 00:42:56,162 - What do you mean, how am I? Nearly cut my fucking ear off! 535 00:42:56,307 --> 00:42:58,172 Then I... I hurt me knee. 536 00:42:58,309 --> 00:43:02,268 Now, I want you to get the pills and take them straight down 537 00:43:02,413 --> 00:43:04,643 to the lab, double time. You got that? Right. 538 00:43:04,782 --> 00:43:07,114 And then you call me. Now what else you got? 539 00:43:07,251 --> 00:43:09,583 - Six dead bodies and one live one. 540 00:43:09,720 --> 00:43:12,211 Chief, it's Leopold Durant. 541 00:43:12,356 --> 00:43:14,119 - Durant? 542 00:43:14,258 --> 00:43:15,725 Right. Now concentrate, Arthur. 543 00:43:15,859 --> 00:43:19,625 Get that fat fuck down here pronto. 544 00:43:19,763 --> 00:43:21,287 - But Sir, he's dying. 545 00:43:21,432 --> 00:43:23,457 - Well, then you'd better be fucking quick about it, 546 00:43:23,601 --> 00:43:25,034 hadn't you? 547 00:43:25,169 --> 00:43:26,568 [Foghorn blaring] 548 00:43:29,306 --> 00:43:30,671 - She dumped me. 549 00:43:32,943 --> 00:43:34,342 Two years ago now. 550 00:43:37,147 --> 00:43:39,809 Changed her name from Dawn to Dakota. 551 00:43:39,950 --> 00:43:42,612 Fucked off for Las Vegas and a deck of cards. 552 00:43:42,753 --> 00:43:45,017 - So who hired her to take me out? 553 00:43:45,155 --> 00:43:47,180 - You're asking the wrong question, mate. 554 00:43:49,226 --> 00:43:51,456 She's your guardian angel. 555 00:43:53,631 --> 00:43:56,498 If she wanted you dead, you'd be dead. 556 00:43:56,634 --> 00:43:59,694 She never misses. I mean, fucking look at that. 557 00:44:02,006 --> 00:44:04,474 She really wanted to hit me. 558 00:44:04,608 --> 00:44:07,133 I'll be "shiting" through a tube for the rest of me life. 559 00:44:09,745 --> 00:44:12,646 Someone wants you kept alive. 560 00:44:19,655 --> 00:44:20,815 - Somebody's trying to cut in 561 00:44:20,956 --> 00:44:22,787 on Durant's deal. 562 00:44:22,924 --> 00:44:24,289 It's shit and the gang. It's shitting again. 563 00:44:24,426 --> 00:44:26,724 - Yeah, well shit happens. - No. 564 00:44:26,862 --> 00:44:29,296 Shit don't just happen. Shit takes time. 565 00:44:29,431 --> 00:44:31,399 Shit takes effort. 566 00:44:31,533 --> 00:44:34,024 Twenty-million dollars' worth of effort. 567 00:44:36,371 --> 00:44:38,805 I gotta get a new deal on fast. 568 00:44:38,940 --> 00:44:41,534 You know the town, you know the players. 569 00:44:41,677 --> 00:44:43,338 - Look... 570 00:44:45,147 --> 00:44:48,139 all I want is a ticket for the game. 571 00:44:48,283 --> 00:44:49,773 You think you can swing that? 572 00:44:49,918 --> 00:44:51,579 - With $20 million, you can swing anything. 573 00:44:51,720 --> 00:44:53,051 You know what I'm selling. 574 00:44:53,188 --> 00:44:56,988 - Well, how much? - Five percent of whatever I get 575 00:44:57,125 --> 00:45:00,526 out of any deal you set up. That's a million dollars. 576 00:45:00,662 --> 00:45:03,790 Hell, you can buy your own goddamn stadium with that. 577 00:45:07,903 --> 00:45:11,430 - Game's tomorrow. - You better get started then. 578 00:45:11,573 --> 00:45:14,303 Oh, and Felix, a word of advice: 579 00:45:15,911 --> 00:45:19,608 You ever want to get the girl, you gotta broaden your horizons. 580 00:45:27,656 --> 00:45:29,954 - What the fuck is that? 581 00:45:30,092 --> 00:45:31,491 What is it? 582 00:45:31,626 --> 00:45:33,150 What, Scotch mist? 583 00:45:35,430 --> 00:45:37,796 Now, now, now, now, now. 584 00:45:37,933 --> 00:45:41,391 You are getting greedy, Leopold. 585 00:45:41,536 --> 00:45:44,300 There's a big deal going down 586 00:45:44,439 --> 00:45:47,704 and you are trying to cut me out the fucking... 587 00:45:47,843 --> 00:45:49,276 - Ahhh! 588 00:45:49,411 --> 00:45:52,539 - I told you, face the fuck front! 589 00:45:56,618 --> 00:45:58,415 Now this is gonna cost you 590 00:45:58,553 --> 00:46:00,987 an additional 15 percent. 591 00:46:01,123 --> 00:46:02,488 No? 592 00:46:02,624 --> 00:46:04,455 All right, then, 30! 593 00:46:04,593 --> 00:46:05,958 Why is he being so difficult? 594 00:46:06,094 --> 00:46:09,291 How about this? Fifty-fifty. 595 00:46:09,431 --> 00:46:11,126 Why settle for anything less, eh? 596 00:46:12,834 --> 00:46:15,428 - Sixty-forty. 597 00:46:15,570 --> 00:46:17,765 - Uh, Leopold, I don't know if you noticed, my son, 598 00:46:17,906 --> 00:46:21,137 but, uh... you're in urgent need of a fucking doctor. 599 00:46:23,011 --> 00:46:25,775 Fifty-fifty? 600 00:46:25,914 --> 00:46:28,314 Good boy. 601 00:46:28,450 --> 00:46:31,112 All right then, Arthur. Take him down. 602 00:46:31,253 --> 00:46:33,084 - Sully. 603 00:46:35,323 --> 00:46:36,984 - Ahhh! 604 00:46:37,125 --> 00:46:39,252 - Fuck! 605 00:46:39,394 --> 00:46:42,830 Oh, you really have excelled yourself 606 00:46:42,964 --> 00:46:44,329 this time, haven't you, Arthur?! 607 00:46:44,466 --> 00:46:45,990 Brilliant! 608 00:46:46,134 --> 00:46:47,533 Fucking brilliant! 609 00:46:49,271 --> 00:46:52,468 [Indian music] 610 00:46:59,548 --> 00:47:02,745 - Omar, it's me own interpretation, innit? 611 00:47:02,884 --> 00:47:05,352 - You need to find your centre. - Get off me legs! 612 00:47:05,487 --> 00:47:08,923 - Find your centre. - Stop messing with... Omar! 613 00:47:09,057 --> 00:47:13,255 Omar, you're messing with me delicate energy field here, 614 00:47:13,395 --> 00:47:16,421 all right?! - Okay. Okay. 615 00:47:16,565 --> 00:47:18,931 Cocksucker. - Find your centre, Omar. 616 00:47:19,067 --> 00:47:21,092 [Ring!] 617 00:47:21,236 --> 00:47:22,635 - Hello. 618 00:47:22,771 --> 00:47:25,239 - You got one chance, mate. Yes or no, 619 00:47:25,373 --> 00:47:28,740 to be the number-one shite in this particular cesspool. 620 00:47:28,877 --> 00:47:31,175 - Well bugger me sideways, Felix DeSouza, 621 00:47:31,313 --> 00:47:33,247 you misguided wanker, I'm already number one. 622 00:47:33,381 --> 00:47:36,043 Always was a bit of a pillock, wasn't he, Leo Durant? 623 00:47:36,184 --> 00:47:37,811 Now he's a dead pillock. - Dead? 624 00:47:37,953 --> 00:47:40,046 - Hang on a minute, Felix. Me other line. 625 00:47:40,188 --> 00:47:42,713 [Ring!] 626 00:47:42,858 --> 00:47:44,223 Hello. 627 00:47:44,359 --> 00:47:45,986 - I need to find Felix. 628 00:47:46,127 --> 00:47:47,651 - Hello, Dawn. 629 00:47:49,364 --> 00:47:51,332 Time to scratch that itch, is it? 630 00:47:51,466 --> 00:47:53,559 Well, he's not in me fucking wigwam. 631 00:47:53,702 --> 00:47:55,260 - Where does he hang out these days? 632 00:47:55,403 --> 00:47:57,337 - Hang on a minute, Dawn. 633 00:47:57,472 --> 00:47:59,633 Felix. - Listen, uh... 634 00:47:59,774 --> 00:48:03,369 me and, uh, my associate and I have selected you to deal with. 635 00:48:03,511 --> 00:48:06,674 - Well aren't I just the luckiest bugger alive. 636 00:48:06,815 --> 00:48:08,180 Stay there. 637 00:48:08,316 --> 00:48:11,012 - I don't fucking believe it. 638 00:48:11,152 --> 00:48:12,949 - Have you tried Refresh, Pink Factor? 639 00:48:13,088 --> 00:48:14,453 - Yeah, all of them. 640 00:48:14,589 --> 00:48:17,251 - Hang on a minute, tiger. Just let me deal with this a minute. 641 00:48:17,392 --> 00:48:20,418 - Let me talk to him. 642 00:48:20,562 --> 00:48:22,530 The deal is $20 million. 643 00:48:22,664 --> 00:48:26,259 The deal is non-negotiable. The deal expires at midnight. 644 00:48:26,401 --> 00:48:29,700 - Oh, Mr. McElroy, 20 million sounds fanny-tastic. Yes! 645 00:48:32,374 --> 00:48:34,774 Negotiation's for asswipes, Mr. McElroy. 646 00:48:34,910 --> 00:48:37,276 If you're not here by midnight, I'll shit meself with woe. 647 00:48:37,412 --> 00:48:40,438 And I want samples, Mr. McElroy, I want supersonic samples, 648 00:48:40,582 --> 00:48:44,279 I want thrust. I want 100,000 m/hr of intergalactic spaciness. 649 00:48:44,419 --> 00:48:45,784 See ya! 650 00:48:45,921 --> 00:48:47,912 - We in the house. 651 00:48:49,858 --> 00:48:51,792 - Hiya, doll, sorry to keep you. Listen, 652 00:48:51,927 --> 00:48:54,395 there might one person who knows where he is. 653 00:49:01,169 --> 00:49:02,568 - Fuck! 654 00:49:07,008 --> 00:49:08,703 - What the fuck is that? 655 00:49:08,843 --> 00:49:12,210 - Congratulations, pal, that's your new Cooper. 656 00:49:13,815 --> 00:49:15,476 Mini Cooper. 657 00:49:20,455 --> 00:49:21,820 Fucker's thought out 658 00:49:21,957 --> 00:49:25,154 every fucking problem here. - A "labratory," 659 00:49:25,293 --> 00:49:27,227 or as you would say, a "laboratry." 660 00:49:27,362 --> 00:49:28,989 We need a lab, Felix. 661 00:49:29,130 --> 00:49:31,325 - Well, I'm sure that's dead easy where you come from; 662 00:49:31,466 --> 00:49:33,366 fucking lab on every corner, is there? 663 00:49:44,579 --> 00:49:46,103 [Honking] 664 00:49:47,649 --> 00:49:49,048 - Piss off. 665 00:50:01,262 --> 00:50:04,857 [Elvis Presley's "Don't be Cruel"] 666 00:50:17,779 --> 00:50:21,180 - Well shit in a bag and punch it, she's back. 667 00:50:24,652 --> 00:50:26,210 - I need to find Felix. 668 00:50:26,354 --> 00:50:29,846 - And what do you need from me, a map and a fucking compass? 669 00:50:29,991 --> 00:50:31,549 - Shirley... 670 00:50:31,693 --> 00:50:33,183 - You broke his heart. 671 00:50:33,328 --> 00:50:35,387 Did you even give a thought about that? 672 00:50:35,530 --> 00:50:36,895 - This was a mistake. 673 00:50:37,032 --> 00:50:39,193 - Most sensible thing you've said. 674 00:50:42,070 --> 00:50:43,662 Are you still shooting people 675 00:50:43,805 --> 00:50:45,170 for a living? 676 00:50:45,306 --> 00:50:49,606 What kind of fucking career is that, then, eh? 677 00:50:49,744 --> 00:50:51,109 - Look, can I come in. 678 00:50:51,246 --> 00:50:53,578 - And do what? Dirty stop-out 679 00:50:53,715 --> 00:50:55,740 doesn't normally come home 'til breakfast. 680 00:50:58,053 --> 00:51:00,453 - Really good to be home. 681 00:51:07,062 --> 00:51:08,893 - It's great to see you again, love. 682 00:51:28,950 --> 00:51:31,180 - I wanted to see the world. 683 00:51:32,787 --> 00:51:34,311 Liverpool isn't the world. 684 00:51:35,924 --> 00:51:37,414 - I couldn't take America. 685 00:51:37,559 --> 00:51:39,754 It's like fucking Albania in neon. 686 00:51:39,894 --> 00:51:41,521 - And that stupid football shirt. 687 00:51:43,798 --> 00:51:47,894 What kind of man jumps into bed shouting, "Come on, you Reds." 688 00:51:48,036 --> 00:51:50,163 - She made me laugh. 689 00:51:54,709 --> 00:51:56,142 - Good shag, though. 690 00:51:56,277 --> 00:51:59,644 - I tell ya, she'd kill anyone for me, I'll say that for her. 691 00:51:59,781 --> 00:52:01,305 - He's got problems. 692 00:52:01,449 --> 00:52:02,939 - She's got problems. 693 00:52:03,084 --> 00:52:05,279 - Shouldn't have come back. 694 00:52:05,420 --> 00:52:06,944 - Better off. 695 00:52:15,330 --> 00:52:16,854 - I need everything on this list. 696 00:52:16,998 --> 00:52:18,590 - Look, I'm dying for a smoke. 697 00:52:18,733 --> 00:52:20,098 You haven't any ciggies, have you? 698 00:52:20,235 --> 00:52:22,635 - I'm sorry. Cigarettes are bad for your health. 699 00:52:22,770 --> 00:52:25,170 - Well, so's a fucking punch in the throat, mate! 700 00:52:25,306 --> 00:52:26,671 I need fucking nicotine now! 701 00:52:26,808 --> 00:52:28,833 - No need to shout at me. 702 00:52:28,977 --> 00:52:30,274 I'm Pakistani, not deaf. 703 00:52:30,411 --> 00:52:32,311 - Take a puff on this! - Don't move. 704 00:52:32,447 --> 00:52:34,540 - Ah, fuck off. 705 00:52:34,682 --> 00:52:36,115 - And you. 706 00:52:36,251 --> 00:52:38,310 You... 707 00:52:38,453 --> 00:52:40,387 dress-wearing, uh... 708 00:52:40,522 --> 00:52:42,080 monkey-boy! - Monkey-boy, ha-ha! 709 00:52:42,223 --> 00:52:43,588 - Monkey-boy! 710 00:52:43,725 --> 00:52:46,694 You're gonna take them drugs of yours and make it work... 711 00:52:46,828 --> 00:52:48,853 for us! - And where would I do this? 712 00:52:48,997 --> 00:52:52,057 - Have it done, in my lab. 713 00:52:52,200 --> 00:52:55,601 - You got a lab? - Yeah, of course. 714 00:52:55,737 --> 00:52:58,399 What do you take us for, rank fucking amateurs?! 715 00:53:13,188 --> 00:53:14,815 [Punk-rock music] 716 00:53:24,232 --> 00:53:26,257 - Just say no. 717 00:53:26,401 --> 00:53:28,198 - How the fuck did we end up in here? 718 00:53:28,336 --> 00:53:30,736 - Mm, one little mistake... 719 00:53:30,872 --> 00:53:33,067 30 years ago. 720 00:53:42,016 --> 00:53:44,450 - All of these items are over-the-counter variety. 721 00:53:44,586 --> 00:53:46,645 Nothing illegal here. 722 00:53:46,788 --> 00:53:50,224 - Anyway to get fucked up, huh? - I beg to differ. 723 00:53:50,358 --> 00:53:52,588 You see, it's not the ingredients themselves 724 00:53:52,727 --> 00:53:54,194 which determine the effect, 725 00:53:54,329 --> 00:53:56,456 but the manner in which they're combined. 726 00:53:56,598 --> 00:53:59,032 These kids are getting very smart. 727 00:54:03,605 --> 00:54:05,038 - He's right. 728 00:54:05,173 --> 00:54:07,266 The ravers are the key. 729 00:54:07,408 --> 00:54:10,275 - Oh, aren't you the clever little chunky monkey. 730 00:54:10,411 --> 00:54:12,276 - Hey, you keep banging on about my weight... 731 00:54:12,413 --> 00:54:13,778 - Arthur... - Now, you're crossing the line. 732 00:54:13,915 --> 00:54:16,179 - Arthur, it was a joke. 733 00:54:16,317 --> 00:54:17,682 It was a joke. 734 00:54:17,819 --> 00:54:20,583 Smile. Smile... 735 00:54:20,722 --> 00:54:22,417 You fat cunt. 736 00:54:22,557 --> 00:54:24,047 [Punk-rock music] 737 00:54:24,192 --> 00:54:25,591 - Yo, Blowjob! 738 00:54:28,463 --> 00:54:29,623 POS-51. 739 00:54:29,764 --> 00:54:32,562 Comes in blue, or race-car red. 740 00:54:32,700 --> 00:54:35,498 Destination: Stratosphere. 741 00:54:37,972 --> 00:54:39,337 Only this one... 742 00:54:39,474 --> 00:54:42,409 gets you there in 60 seconds. 743 00:54:42,543 --> 00:54:44,738 - You try one first. 744 00:54:44,879 --> 00:54:46,346 - Thought you'd never ask. 745 00:55:01,162 --> 00:55:03,596 - POS-51. 746 00:55:03,731 --> 00:55:05,323 You can't call it that. 747 00:55:05,466 --> 00:55:07,491 Punters are gonna feel like right tits standing around 748 00:55:07,635 --> 00:55:09,000 asking for tabs 749 00:55:09,137 --> 00:55:11,162 of 438-IO-fucking-U, whatever the number is. 750 00:55:11,306 --> 00:55:13,171 No one's gonna know what they're on about. 751 00:55:13,308 --> 00:55:15,776 These scumbags spend their entire lives 752 00:55:15,910 --> 00:55:17,275 smacked out their heads. 753 00:55:17,412 --> 00:55:20,472 And numbers, they couldn't even tell you what time it is. 754 00:55:23,918 --> 00:55:26,819 All right, Mr. Smug, what've you done? 755 00:55:29,324 --> 00:55:31,519 - I think the shit's about to hit the fan. 756 00:55:46,407 --> 00:55:48,500 - Waaahhh! 757 00:55:50,545 --> 00:55:53,571 [Flatulence] 758 00:55:53,715 --> 00:55:55,307 - Ooo-hoo-hoo. 759 00:55:58,453 --> 00:56:00,751 [Moaning and groaning] 760 00:56:02,557 --> 00:56:04,024 - Told you it was a bad idea, lads. 761 00:56:09,897 --> 00:56:11,262 - Oh, yeah, 762 00:56:11,399 --> 00:56:12,832 please. - Please. 763 00:56:12,967 --> 00:56:15,595 - Please. - Please. 764 00:56:15,737 --> 00:56:17,227 - Oh, now come on 765 00:56:17,372 --> 00:56:19,135 - Oh, thanks. 766 00:56:19,574 --> 00:56:21,041 - Oh, thanks. 767 00:56:36,391 --> 00:56:37,949 [Rave music] 768 00:57:30,912 --> 00:57:33,745 - Oi! 769 00:57:33,881 --> 00:57:35,781 Brother's gonna work it out. 770 00:57:35,917 --> 00:57:38,147 "Brother's gonna work it out 771 00:57:38,286 --> 00:57:41,187 "He's a chemical brother" Mr. McElroy. 772 00:57:41,322 --> 00:57:43,449 Welcome. - How you doin', man? 773 00:57:43,591 --> 00:57:45,354 - Spectacular, lad, is what I'm doin'. 774 00:57:45,493 --> 00:57:47,586 Spectacular. 775 00:57:47,728 --> 00:57:50,424 Nice skirt. Special occasion, is it? 776 00:57:50,565 --> 00:57:52,795 - Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. 777 00:57:52,934 --> 00:57:54,959 - You're gonna be all right here on your own? 778 00:57:55,102 --> 00:57:56,626 - Mm-hm. 779 00:57:56,771 --> 00:57:58,466 - She's here. - All right. 780 00:57:58,606 --> 00:58:00,733 - Everything all right, lads? Problems? 781 00:58:00,808 --> 00:58:03,038 - No, man. Nothing we can't handle. 782 00:58:25,533 --> 00:58:29,025 Every chemical used in the production of this drug 783 00:58:29,170 --> 00:58:31,434 is 100 percent legal. 784 00:58:31,572 --> 00:58:34,234 Not one ingredient is found 785 00:58:34,375 --> 00:58:38,505 on any known government's banned-substance watch list. 786 00:58:38,646 --> 00:58:41,706 Hell, you can ship supertankers of this shit. 787 00:58:41,849 --> 00:58:43,783 You can even lay a goddamn pipeline 788 00:58:43,918 --> 00:58:46,318 and no one would bat an eye. 789 00:58:51,659 --> 00:58:54,127 POS-51. 790 00:58:54,262 --> 00:58:56,628 It's all that. 791 00:58:56,764 --> 00:58:59,255 And it can be yours... 792 00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:00,958 if the price... 793 00:59:01,102 --> 00:59:02,501 is right. 794 00:59:24,659 --> 00:59:27,219 - Chemistry... 795 00:59:27,361 --> 00:59:28,760 Mr. McElroy. 796 00:59:30,631 --> 00:59:32,189 What is chemistry... 797 00:59:34,135 --> 00:59:37,696 but the ability to attract adoration in others. 798 00:59:43,444 --> 00:59:45,969 You see, you're like me, Mr. McElroy. 799 00:59:46,113 --> 00:59:49,514 You're a "skyhighatrist," I'm a "skyhighatrist." 800 00:59:49,650 --> 00:59:51,675 See, I always knew I'd be a drug dealer, 801 00:59:51,819 --> 00:59:53,446 even when I was a kid. 802 00:59:53,588 --> 00:59:56,022 I saw me dad hit me mother, me mother hit me brother, 803 00:59:56,157 --> 00:59:58,682 my brother hit me sister and me sister fuck me father, 804 00:59:58,826 --> 01:00:00,794 so I suppose it's inevitable, really. I mean, 805 01:00:00,928 --> 01:00:03,328 you'd have to be on drugs just to live in that madhouse! 806 01:00:03,464 --> 01:00:04,829 Wouldn't ya? 807 01:00:04,966 --> 01:00:06,558 Drugs are good, 808 01:00:06,701 --> 01:00:08,794 Mr. McElroy. 809 01:00:08,936 --> 01:00:12,963 Drugs are our mates. 810 01:00:13,107 --> 01:00:16,599 Fuck, I'm getting on me own nerves. 811 01:00:18,245 --> 01:00:21,009 What I'm trying to say to you, Mr. McElroy, is... 812 01:00:24,085 --> 01:00:26,417 I'm very much attracted... 813 01:00:26,554 --> 01:00:28,351 to what you have to offer. 814 01:00:41,068 --> 01:00:43,002 - How ya doin', Felix? 815 01:00:44,805 --> 01:00:47,000 - Well, me boss is dead, 816 01:00:47,141 --> 01:00:49,041 can't get a ticket for tomorrow's match, 817 01:00:49,176 --> 01:00:50,541 and oh, yeah, 818 01:00:50,678 --> 01:00:54,170 I've got a fucking bullet hole in the ass. 819 01:00:54,315 --> 01:00:56,112 Apart from that, 820 01:00:56,250 --> 01:00:58,218 I'm tip-top. 821 01:01:01,822 --> 01:01:03,949 So who's the target? 822 01:01:04,091 --> 01:01:06,719 You got that look in your eye. 823 01:01:06,861 --> 01:01:09,989 - I've been looking for you. - Oh, yeah? 824 01:01:10,131 --> 01:01:12,725 For old time's sake, or for the company I keep? 825 01:01:12,867 --> 01:01:14,994 - Little bit of both. 826 01:01:18,005 --> 01:01:19,802 - So you have got me on your list then? 827 01:01:21,442 --> 01:01:24,172 - You've always been on my list. 828 01:01:26,781 --> 01:01:28,373 - Forty years ago, 829 01:01:28,482 --> 01:01:31,576 a rock'n'roll revolution was launched 830 01:01:31,719 --> 01:01:34,415 in this town! 831 01:01:34,555 --> 01:01:38,685 Tonight, we're gonna launch a new revolution! 832 01:01:40,227 --> 01:01:42,923 One that will rock 833 01:01:43,064 --> 01:01:46,192 and roll your senses! 834 01:01:48,002 --> 01:01:50,664 And you... 835 01:01:50,805 --> 01:01:53,205 are my test pilots. 836 01:01:53,340 --> 01:01:56,935 You're gonna kiss the sun and taste 837 01:01:57,078 --> 01:01:59,569 the motherfucking rainbow! 838 01:02:05,219 --> 01:02:07,210 Are you ready? 839 01:02:08,689 --> 01:02:11,385 Are you ready? 840 01:02:13,194 --> 01:02:17,187 Then let's get ready to party! 841 01:03:02,610 --> 01:03:05,010 - Do you have an idea how much I missed you? 842 01:03:05,146 --> 01:03:06,773 - Why didn't you stay with me then? 843 01:03:06,914 --> 01:03:10,315 - What, me? In America? Don't be soft. 844 01:03:10,451 --> 01:03:12,578 Besides, I don't know who you are anymore, girl. 845 01:03:12,720 --> 01:03:16,679 It's been nearly two years, I haven't heard a word. 846 01:03:19,827 --> 01:03:23,160 Still... 847 01:03:23,297 --> 01:03:24,696 always hoped... 848 01:03:28,269 --> 01:03:30,897 you might... 849 01:03:31,038 --> 01:03:33,734 change your mind... 850 01:03:33,874 --> 01:03:36,035 and come home. 851 01:03:38,179 --> 01:03:40,511 We could have a fresh start. 852 01:03:44,885 --> 01:03:46,819 Aren't you gonna say anything? 853 01:04:16,350 --> 01:04:19,649 - This, Mr. McElroy, is a fucking miracle. 854 01:04:19,787 --> 01:04:21,755 Drug use'll reach epidemic proportions, 855 01:04:21,889 --> 01:04:23,857 revolutions'll break out, governments'll fall. 856 01:04:25,793 --> 01:04:28,227 Twenty million and not a penny less. 857 01:04:28,362 --> 01:04:31,456 Where do I sign? - Si... sign? 858 01:04:31,599 --> 01:04:33,692 This ain't some written contract, the kind of agreement 859 01:04:33,834 --> 01:04:36,200 I can take you to court and sue your ass over. 860 01:04:36,337 --> 01:04:38,362 You fuck me on this deal, I gotta take out 861 01:04:38,505 --> 01:04:41,633 a contract just to get even on the goddamn contract! 862 01:04:41,775 --> 01:04:43,800 Now we think we have an agreement, we think 863 01:04:43,944 --> 01:04:46,310 we see things the same way. Either we do or we don't. 864 01:04:46,447 --> 01:04:47,812 You're either in or you're out. 865 01:04:47,948 --> 01:04:50,143 You give me the money, I give you the formula. 866 01:04:50,284 --> 01:04:52,548 Are we clear? 867 01:04:52,686 --> 01:04:56,315 - Crystal, Mr. McElroy, crystal. 868 01:04:56,457 --> 01:04:59,051 I'm not Leo Durant. I'm a man of me word. 869 01:04:59,193 --> 01:05:00,626 - Get in my way... 870 01:05:00,761 --> 01:05:03,423 and I'm gonna have to shoot you. 871 01:05:05,065 --> 01:05:08,432 - Get in me way and I'm gonna have to shoot you again. 872 01:05:10,404 --> 01:05:13,066 I gotta work, babe. 873 01:05:16,176 --> 01:05:18,235 - Fucking cow. 874 01:05:21,715 --> 01:05:24,809 [Screams of panic] 875 01:05:24,952 --> 01:05:26,715 - Ah, fuck! 876 01:05:28,789 --> 01:05:32,452 Can't a brother just deal some goddamn drugs?! 877 01:05:35,195 --> 01:05:37,755 - Time to go, Elmo. 878 01:05:53,347 --> 01:05:56,145 - Mr. Kane, is it that time of the month already? 879 01:05:56,283 --> 01:05:58,808 I thought you weren't due 'til next week, you eager beaver. 880 01:06:08,395 --> 01:06:10,625 - Ain't that always the way. 881 01:06:10,764 --> 01:06:14,359 Elevator music, a nigger in a kilt, 882 01:06:14,501 --> 01:06:16,901 a chick with a nickel-plated nine. 883 01:06:17,037 --> 01:06:18,800 [Ring!] 884 01:06:20,975 --> 01:06:22,772 - Now a word from our sponsor. 885 01:06:22,910 --> 01:06:24,810 - Now that ain't no Liverpool accent. 886 01:06:26,413 --> 01:06:29,109 - Say hello, Elmo. - Hello, Elmo. 887 01:06:29,249 --> 01:06:32,013 - Absence makes the heart grow fonder, Elmo. 888 01:06:32,152 --> 01:06:34,916 And the Lizard is so full 889 01:06:35,055 --> 01:06:38,718 of motherfucking "fondrance" for you, that he got 890 01:06:38,859 --> 01:06:42,158 on this plane just to come see you. 891 01:06:42,296 --> 01:06:43,661 - I'm touched. 892 01:06:43,797 --> 01:06:46,163 - You will be. - You got my cash? 893 01:06:46,300 --> 01:06:49,030 - You're flush, sweetcakes, you are flush. 894 01:06:50,938 --> 01:06:53,406 - He's looking forward to seeing you. 895 01:07:06,854 --> 01:07:08,651 - So what's the price tag on my ass? 896 01:07:08,789 --> 01:07:10,086 - It's enough. 897 01:07:10,224 --> 01:07:11,885 Move. 898 01:07:21,001 --> 01:07:22,400 Ahhh! 899 01:07:22,536 --> 01:07:25,027 Ah! Ah! Ah! 900 01:07:26,707 --> 01:07:28,538 - Last stop. There's nowhere from here but down. 901 01:07:28,675 --> 01:07:30,165 - Reel me in! 902 01:07:30,310 --> 01:07:32,540 - Why would I dream of doing a stupid thing like that? 903 01:07:32,679 --> 01:07:34,044 - Pull me up, will ya! 904 01:07:34,181 --> 01:07:36,513 - Fold or call? - What? 905 01:07:36,650 --> 01:07:38,345 - You play poker. 906 01:07:38,485 --> 01:07:40,919 Fold or call? 907 01:07:41,055 --> 01:07:44,422 I'm your last chance, girl. I'm the out you've been looking for. 908 01:07:44,558 --> 01:07:47,425 I'm only gonna make this offer once. 909 01:07:47,561 --> 01:07:50,052 Take it like I did and get out from under the Lizard's ass, 910 01:07:50,197 --> 01:07:52,893 or stay a slave and wonder where your life went. 911 01:07:53,033 --> 01:07:56,264 - You think you can save me? Look where you are. 912 01:07:56,403 --> 01:07:57,768 Get real. 913 01:07:57,905 --> 01:07:59,873 - A million. In bonds. Untraceable. 914 01:08:00,007 --> 01:08:02,874 That's real. That's a fresh start. 915 01:08:03,010 --> 01:08:06,639 Try quitting while you're ahead for a change... Dawn. 916 01:08:06,780 --> 01:08:08,213 - No. 917 01:08:08,348 --> 01:08:10,282 - No? - Ahhh! 918 01:08:10,417 --> 01:08:11,941 Ahh! 919 01:08:12,086 --> 01:08:15,055 I want 10 percent of your deal with Iki. 920 01:08:15,189 --> 01:08:16,952 - You're negotiating with me?! 921 01:08:17,091 --> 01:08:18,456 Look at your options. 922 01:08:21,061 --> 01:08:24,895 - Ten percent. Have a look at yours. 923 01:08:27,935 --> 01:08:30,768 - All right. 924 01:08:30,904 --> 01:08:32,599 - Aaah! 925 01:08:32,739 --> 01:08:34,229 - Ah... ah... ah. 926 01:08:42,316 --> 01:08:45,285 - Now that is a lovely dress. 927 01:08:45,419 --> 01:08:46,852 Need the extra room, do ya? 928 01:08:46,987 --> 01:08:48,852 Tell me something. I'm intrigued. 929 01:08:48,989 --> 01:08:51,958 Is it true that you fellas are equipped with incredibly... 930 01:08:54,995 --> 01:08:56,758 large... 931 01:08:58,665 --> 01:09:00,132 Fuck. 932 01:09:02,469 --> 01:09:04,027 - Thanks. 933 01:09:04,171 --> 01:09:06,867 - My pleasure. - You can move your arm now. 934 01:09:12,646 --> 01:09:14,238 - Right then, you "skaskit". 935 01:09:15,082 --> 01:09:18,813 In the last 12 hours, this city's gone from a peaceful, 936 01:09:18,952 --> 01:09:22,149 fun-loving Utopia to an all-out fucking war zone. 937 01:09:22,289 --> 01:09:24,348 And I, Virgil Kane... 938 01:09:25,959 --> 01:09:27,358 I wanna know why. 939 01:09:28,996 --> 01:09:31,521 Nobody cuts me out of anything in this parochial pisshole. 940 01:09:33,567 --> 01:09:35,034 Now you smell that, Felix. Smell it. 941 01:09:35,169 --> 01:09:37,467 Smell it! 942 01:09:37,604 --> 01:09:40,801 That is essence of Durant. 943 01:09:40,941 --> 01:09:43,705 And Durant got what he deserved. 944 01:09:43,844 --> 01:09:48,474 So when a deal goes down, you, my old sausage, will fix it. 945 01:09:48,615 --> 01:09:50,048 Time and place. 946 01:09:50,184 --> 01:09:52,277 And then you will call me. 947 01:09:52,419 --> 01:09:54,614 All right? 948 01:09:54,755 --> 01:09:56,484 Accessory to murder, 949 01:09:56,623 --> 01:09:59,421 possession of a firearm. 950 01:09:59,560 --> 01:10:01,255 You fuck me, 951 01:10:01,395 --> 01:10:04,626 I'm gonna have you on your hands and knees, your ass in the air 952 01:10:04,765 --> 01:10:07,893 exposing your rusty sheriff's badge for the next 20 years. 953 01:10:10,737 --> 01:10:13,570 So ask yourself, are you gonna help restore 954 01:10:13,707 --> 01:10:16,039 some national pride and stick one on the Yanks, 955 01:10:16,176 --> 01:10:19,304 or like the rest of your life, you're gonna piss it all away? 956 01:10:20,914 --> 01:10:23,178 Are you gonna help me 957 01:10:23,317 --> 01:10:24,909 to help you? 958 01:10:25,052 --> 01:10:26,747 Eight hours 'til kickoff. 959 01:10:29,823 --> 01:10:31,347 It's a big game. 960 01:10:31,491 --> 01:10:35,450 Let's just see if you come good. 961 01:10:46,306 --> 01:10:47,705 - Mr. Kane... 962 01:10:53,180 --> 01:10:55,307 - See ya. 963 01:10:58,819 --> 01:11:00,548 - Never walk alone, eh, mate? 964 01:11:11,265 --> 01:11:14,757 [Car-alarm beeping] 965 01:11:18,472 --> 01:11:21,566 Help me to help you. Cunt. 966 01:11:49,803 --> 01:11:51,828 - What do you think that motherfucker would do 967 01:11:51,972 --> 01:11:55,339 against people of this era like Sosa, Maguire, Griffey? 968 01:11:55,475 --> 01:11:57,500 They'd be knocking that shit out of the park. 969 01:11:57,644 --> 01:11:59,009 He can't throw that kind of heat. 970 01:11:59,146 --> 01:12:00,670 Kevin's got what's going on, here. 971 01:12:00,814 --> 01:12:02,111 You don't know what you're talking about. 972 01:12:02,249 --> 01:12:05,309 - Bullshit. Kevin Brown couldn't carry Sandy Koufax's jockstrap. 973 01:12:05,452 --> 01:12:06,817 - Heh-heh-heh! 974 01:12:06,953 --> 01:12:09,148 You've been listening to way too much Vince Gully, girl. 975 01:12:09,289 --> 01:12:11,951 You need to get your ear out of the radio and carry your ass 976 01:12:12,092 --> 01:12:13,684 out to the ball game 977 01:12:15,362 --> 01:12:16,761 - Sorry, but, uh... 978 01:12:18,598 --> 01:12:20,122 have I missed something? 979 01:12:26,139 --> 01:12:27,572 - What the fuck is that? 980 01:12:27,708 --> 01:12:29,232 - Black pudding. 981 01:12:29,376 --> 01:12:30,741 Fried pig's blood. 982 01:12:30,877 --> 01:12:33,175 - Oh! 983 01:12:33,313 --> 01:12:36,510 - You two planning on filling me in, or what? 984 01:12:36,650 --> 01:12:39,483 - Elmo's propositioned her. 985 01:12:39,619 --> 01:12:42,486 - Nice one, Shirley. - I'm listening. 986 01:12:42,622 --> 01:12:46,683 The Lizard offered Dakota 250K to deliver my live ass to him. 987 01:12:46,827 --> 01:12:49,159 I've made her a significantly better offer. 988 01:12:49,296 --> 01:12:54,131 And I'm thinking she might entertain... 989 01:12:54,267 --> 01:12:57,134 certain sentimental reasons for not doing her job. 990 01:12:57,270 --> 01:12:58,862 The question is... 991 01:12:59,005 --> 01:13:02,236 whether it's gonna pay me to be sentimental. 992 01:13:07,681 --> 01:13:10,582 - Look, we have a choice. 993 01:13:10,717 --> 01:13:14,619 We can use our get-out-of-jail-free card, 994 01:13:14,755 --> 01:13:16,450 or we can choose "stop, 995 01:13:16,590 --> 01:13:18,854 do not pass go, 996 01:13:18,992 --> 01:13:20,687 do not collect $20 million." 997 01:13:22,295 --> 01:13:24,320 Do we have a deal? 998 01:13:29,002 --> 01:13:31,800 - Do that again, I will definitely fucking shoot you. 999 01:13:31,938 --> 01:13:35,305 - Shut your gob! Go and get yourself cleaned up. 1000 01:13:43,283 --> 01:13:45,410 - And no shagging up there. - Ye... yeah, 1001 01:13:45,552 --> 01:13:47,986 no shagging up there. 1002 01:14:01,234 --> 01:14:03,464 - We do this job and we get out. 1003 01:14:12,345 --> 01:14:14,074 It's what we all want, isn't it? 1004 01:14:23,323 --> 01:14:24,790 Just to get out. 1005 01:14:41,675 --> 01:14:43,404 - So what's the plan? 1006 01:14:43,543 --> 01:14:45,010 - You tell me. 1007 01:14:52,385 --> 01:14:53,750 - What's the plan? 1008 01:14:53,887 --> 01:14:55,411 - You tell me. 1009 01:15:42,569 --> 01:15:44,002 - Mmm... - Ah... 1010 01:15:45,438 --> 01:15:48,202 ...listen. It's got to come from your belly. 1011 01:15:48,341 --> 01:15:50,673 Right deeeep down. 1012 01:15:50,810 --> 01:15:52,539 It's your birth trauma. 1013 01:15:52,679 --> 01:15:56,445 Now cleanse your chakras and let it all out. 1014 01:15:59,753 --> 01:16:01,277 - Ummm... - Ahhh... 1015 01:16:03,089 --> 01:16:04,454 Let it goooo! 1016 01:16:04,591 --> 01:16:06,616 - I'm trying, you fucking fairy! 1017 01:16:06,760 --> 01:16:08,751 Aaaahhhh! 1018 01:16:08,895 --> 01:16:10,260 All right?! 1019 01:16:10,397 --> 01:16:12,797 Aaahhh! 1020 01:16:12,933 --> 01:16:15,663 Aaahhh! 1021 01:16:15,802 --> 01:16:17,201 [Ring!] 1022 01:16:18,805 --> 01:16:20,170 All righty! Good morning! 1023 01:16:20,307 --> 01:16:21,672 - All right, let's finish this deal. 1024 01:16:21,808 --> 01:16:24,572 - My sentiments exactly. 1025 01:16:24,711 --> 01:16:27,908 Any particular venue? - No airports, no hotel rooms, 1026 01:16:28,048 --> 01:16:29,640 no dockyards, no barges 1027 01:16:29,783 --> 01:16:32,479 no pharmacies, no animal-testing labs... 1028 01:16:32,619 --> 01:16:34,450 - Ohhh! - No rooftops. 1029 01:16:34,588 --> 01:16:36,818 - Riddles, riddles, I love riddles. 1030 01:16:36,957 --> 01:16:38,891 - No abandoned warehouses or rave clubs. 1031 01:16:42,862 --> 01:16:44,227 I want total privacy. 1032 01:16:44,364 --> 01:16:46,958 In a very public place. 1033 01:16:48,568 --> 01:16:50,433 And security. 1034 01:16:50,570 --> 01:16:52,765 Cops. Lots of them. 1035 01:16:52,906 --> 01:16:55,966 And witnesses. Thousands of witnesses. 1036 01:16:56,109 --> 01:16:57,770 You getting my drift? 1037 01:16:57,911 --> 01:16:59,776 - Well, uh, I've got a certain, uh... 1038 01:16:59,913 --> 01:17:02,746 business indulgence, shall we say, that I could, uh... 1039 01:17:02,882 --> 01:17:04,247 utilize. 1040 01:17:04,384 --> 01:17:07,080 - So what time's kickoff? - Three o'clock sharp. 1041 01:17:07,220 --> 01:17:08,585 - I'll be there. 1042 01:17:08,722 --> 01:17:10,485 - Football and drugs... 1043 01:17:10,624 --> 01:17:14,424 a perfect Saturday afternoon. 1044 01:17:14,561 --> 01:17:15,960 Liverpool! 1045 01:17:16,396 --> 01:17:18,591 Liverpool! 1046 01:17:18,732 --> 01:17:19,756 Come on! 1047 01:17:19,899 --> 01:17:21,298 Chakras. 1048 01:17:34,080 --> 01:17:36,139 [Honking] 1049 01:17:42,689 --> 01:17:44,953 - No, no, no, no, no, chopster. 1050 01:17:45,091 --> 01:17:46,786 You stay here. - What for? 1051 01:17:46,926 --> 01:17:49,121 - I don't know. Keep your eyes pinned on the exits. 1052 01:17:49,262 --> 01:17:51,696 I mean, try for fuck's sake to blend in. Cunt. 1053 01:17:56,036 --> 01:17:58,971 - This clown better deliver. - Don't worry. 1054 01:17:59,105 --> 01:18:01,539 Iki put something like this together a couple of year ago. 1055 01:18:01,675 --> 01:18:03,142 - Yeah? What happened? 1056 01:18:03,276 --> 01:18:04,743 They all died. 1057 01:18:06,946 --> 01:18:09,278 - We get in, we get out. 1058 01:18:09,416 --> 01:18:10,974 - What about the game? 1059 01:18:11,117 --> 01:18:12,584 We're staying to watch the game, right? 1060 01:18:12,719 --> 01:18:15,085 - Dude, I'm in and I'm out. 1061 01:18:25,031 --> 01:18:27,465 [Flight announcement to Los Angeles] 1062 01:18:35,408 --> 01:18:37,103 - Good afternoon, gentlemen. Welcome to Anfield, 1063 01:18:37,243 --> 01:18:39,177 the home of football. - Yeah, right, pal. 1064 01:18:39,312 --> 01:18:41,405 - Uh, McElroy, DeSouza. 1065 01:18:41,548 --> 01:18:43,914 - Yes. I thank you. Take the lift to the 3rd floor 1066 01:18:44,050 --> 01:18:46,075 and it's the first door on your right, Sir. 1067 01:18:46,219 --> 01:18:47,618 - Thank you. 1068 01:18:49,522 --> 01:18:50,887 - Sir? 1069 01:18:51,024 --> 01:18:52,787 - Don't you want to search me? 1070 01:18:52,926 --> 01:18:55,827 - Guests for the executive suites are never searched, Sir. 1071 01:18:57,664 --> 01:18:59,689 - Right. 1072 01:18:59,833 --> 01:19:01,767 I knew that. 1073 01:19:14,547 --> 01:19:16,640 - Welcome! Come in, come in. 1074 01:19:19,986 --> 01:19:21,351 - Excellent. 1075 01:19:21,488 --> 01:19:25,151 - I'm nothing if not hospitable, Felix. Make yourself at home. 1076 01:19:25,291 --> 01:19:28,226 Mm! So excited I could shit! 1077 01:19:33,633 --> 01:19:34,998 Uh? 1078 01:19:35,135 --> 01:19:36,898 - Right. Mr. McElroy, your drink! 1079 01:19:37,036 --> 01:19:41,200 While I tell you about me plans. Oh, I've got plans, Mr. McElroy. 1080 01:19:41,341 --> 01:19:44,572 Big fucking plans. - Hey, hey, hey. 1081 01:19:44,711 --> 01:19:47,737 No talk. You want a beverage? 1082 01:19:47,881 --> 01:19:51,408 I'll fix you a beverage while you get the 20 mil. 1083 01:19:51,551 --> 01:19:52,916 I give you the formula, you smile, 1084 01:19:53,052 --> 01:19:55,748 we toast, 1085 01:19:55,889 --> 01:19:58,722 we pretend we're friends, 1086 01:19:58,858 --> 01:20:02,259 and we go our separate ways. - Foreplay. Mr. McElroy. 1087 01:20:02,395 --> 01:20:05,523 It's the only way to a good relationship. 1088 01:20:05,665 --> 01:20:09,032 - Ah, Iki, my love, we're way past holding hands. 1089 01:20:23,316 --> 01:20:24,874 - Twenty million in bonds. Untraceable. 1090 01:20:25,018 --> 01:20:27,509 - What... 1091 01:20:27,654 --> 01:20:29,212 is that supposed to be 20 mil? 1092 01:20:29,355 --> 01:20:30,822 - Well, I'm not hefting gold bars 1093 01:20:30,957 --> 01:20:32,322 around the shop, am I? 1094 01:20:32,458 --> 01:20:34,949 It's not fucking Goldfinger, is it? Ah-ah-ah-ah. 1095 01:20:35,094 --> 01:20:37,358 Easy, flower. 1096 01:20:37,497 --> 01:20:38,896 Where's me formula? 1097 01:20:49,142 --> 01:20:50,905 Wish you were here? 1098 01:21:03,790 --> 01:21:05,519 I'm fucking there, Mr. McElroy. 1099 01:21:05,658 --> 01:21:07,751 I'm fucking there. 1100 01:21:07,894 --> 01:21:09,987 An inspired choice, I must say, 1101 01:21:10,129 --> 01:21:12,996 my, uh, chemical brother. 1102 01:21:13,132 --> 01:21:14,599 Cheers. 1103 01:21:25,311 --> 01:21:27,871 - I never was one to be too sentimental. 1104 01:21:30,516 --> 01:21:31,915 - Elmo! 1105 01:21:36,022 --> 01:21:38,388 It ain't often that a blowed-up motherfucker 1106 01:21:38,524 --> 01:21:40,549 gets to chat to the motherfucker 1107 01:21:40,693 --> 01:21:43,218 that blowed him up. - You got that right. Usually, 1108 01:21:43,363 --> 01:21:46,298 the blowed-up motherfucker has the courtesy to stay blowed up. 1109 01:21:46,432 --> 01:21:49,526 - I'll try to be more accommodating next time, Elmo. 1110 01:21:51,704 --> 01:21:54,502 Ooh, cocktails! What are we celebrating? 1111 01:21:54,641 --> 01:21:57,769 - Oh, uh, we're toasting... 1112 01:21:57,911 --> 01:21:59,572 our deal, Mr. Lézard. 1113 01:22:01,114 --> 01:22:02,604 - Our deal? - Not your deal. 1114 01:22:02,749 --> 01:22:05,240 Arms across the ocean, you might say. 1115 01:22:05,385 --> 01:22:06,750 - Fucking twat. 1116 01:22:06,886 --> 01:22:09,081 - Elmo Mixmaster. 1117 01:22:09,222 --> 01:22:11,782 Huh. 1118 01:22:11,925 --> 01:22:14,086 - Cheers. 1119 01:22:15,695 --> 01:22:18,459 - I love your touches. - To a global partnership. 1120 01:22:18,598 --> 01:22:20,828 - To a global partnership! 1121 01:22:27,807 --> 01:22:29,934 Fucking Limey bastard. 1122 01:22:30,076 --> 01:22:31,976 Global partnership?! 1123 01:22:32,111 --> 01:22:33,476 My ass! 1124 01:22:33,613 --> 01:22:36,673 My money is on good old-fashion America monopoly, 1125 01:22:36,816 --> 01:22:38,977 you son-of-a-bitch! 1126 01:22:39,118 --> 01:22:41,279 Besides, England 1127 01:22:41,421 --> 01:22:43,753 ain't nothing! Nothing! 1128 01:22:43,890 --> 01:22:45,084 But the 51st state. 1129 01:22:45,224 --> 01:22:48,660 Don't you just 1130 01:22:48,795 --> 01:22:50,524 fucking hate it 1131 01:22:50,663 --> 01:22:52,460 when a motherfucker stabs you in the back? 1132 01:22:55,268 --> 01:22:57,634 The Lizard traveled 12,000 miles 1133 01:22:57,770 --> 01:22:59,135 to settle accounts with you! 1134 01:22:59,272 --> 01:23:01,433 - So? What, you gonna hug me and tell me 1135 01:23:01,574 --> 01:23:04,008 how much you missed me or you gonna shoot me? 1136 01:23:04,143 --> 01:23:07,010 - I'm sick and tired of fucking chasing your ass. 1137 01:23:07,146 --> 01:23:09,876 Give me my fucking goods and give 'em to me fucking now! 1138 01:23:12,285 --> 01:23:13,650 You better chill with that shit, 1139 01:23:13,786 --> 01:23:16,721 motherfucker! I own you!! - You own me?! 1140 01:23:16,856 --> 01:23:18,221 - I fucking own you!! 1141 01:23:18,358 --> 01:23:20,826 - You own shit! 1142 01:23:20,960 --> 01:23:23,622 Go ahead, kill me! Put me out of my misery for the first time 1143 01:23:23,763 --> 01:23:26,459 in 30 years! But you will no longer take what is mine! 1144 01:23:26,599 --> 01:23:28,032 - Fucking right. And 10 percent of that's mine. 1145 01:23:28,167 --> 01:23:30,067 - Five. - Five fucking percent 1146 01:23:30,203 --> 01:23:33,036 of that's mine. - You shut the fuck up! 1147 01:23:33,172 --> 01:23:35,834 I don't even know who the fuck you are! 1148 01:23:37,944 --> 01:23:39,878 Oh, you got some big fucking onions, Elmo. 1149 01:23:40,013 --> 01:23:45,645 - This is the most expensive candy on the market. 1150 01:23:45,785 --> 01:23:47,980 The drug's a fake, you know. 1151 01:23:48,121 --> 01:23:49,486 It's bogus. 1152 01:23:49,622 --> 01:23:52,318 It's what we chemists call as placebo. 1153 01:23:52,458 --> 01:23:54,016 It's whatever you want it to be. 1154 01:23:55,628 --> 01:23:57,619 You can run all the tests you want, 1155 01:23:57,764 --> 01:23:59,959 and it'll look like the best shit in the universe. 1156 01:24:00,099 --> 01:24:02,226 But the ingredients, 1157 01:24:02,368 --> 01:24:04,768 they cancel each other out. 1158 01:24:06,472 --> 01:24:09,066 - Fucking confusing the Lizard ain't gonna help your cause. 1159 01:24:09,208 --> 01:24:11,176 - Gotta give big ups to marketing. 1160 01:24:11,310 --> 01:24:14,211 The ability to make people believe. 1161 01:24:14,347 --> 01:24:16,838 The power of suggestion. 1162 01:24:16,983 --> 01:24:20,419 P-O-S-51. 1163 01:24:21,754 --> 01:24:23,119 - I don't give a shit. 1164 01:24:23,256 --> 01:24:24,621 Is this fucking science lecture over? 1165 01:24:24,757 --> 01:24:26,384 - It will be in... 1166 01:24:26,526 --> 01:24:27,925 23 seconds. 1167 01:24:32,065 --> 01:24:33,430 It takes 10 seconds 1168 01:24:33,566 --> 01:24:35,261 for an imbibed liquid to reach the stomach. 1169 01:24:35,401 --> 01:24:37,801 It takes the human body 81 seconds 1170 01:24:37,937 --> 01:24:40,565 to heat that liquid to the point of chemical volatility. 1171 01:24:43,009 --> 01:24:45,534 You... have 12 seconds left. 1172 01:24:45,678 --> 01:24:48,146 - Twelve seconds. What the fuck are you talking about? 1173 01:24:48,281 --> 01:24:50,112 And what is the big fucking umbrella, Elmo?! 1174 01:24:50,249 --> 01:24:51,614 - Freeze! 1175 01:24:51,751 --> 01:24:53,446 - Oh... - You, lumpy, 1176 01:24:53,586 --> 01:24:54,985 in the caftan, drop the gun! 1177 01:24:55,121 --> 01:24:56,486 Nice and controlled. 1178 01:24:56,622 --> 01:24:59,989 How's my timing, Felix? - Fucking perfect. 1179 01:25:00,126 --> 01:25:01,457 - Oh! 1180 01:25:04,730 --> 01:25:06,561 Ahhh... 1181 01:25:06,699 --> 01:25:09,099 Aaah... 1182 01:25:09,235 --> 01:25:10,827 Aaahhh! 1183 01:25:24,250 --> 01:25:25,979 - That cleared me sinuses. 1184 01:25:29,388 --> 01:25:30,855 - Drugs... 1185 01:25:30,990 --> 01:25:33,185 always kill you in the end. 1186 01:25:44,971 --> 01:25:46,632 - Whoa! Whoa. 1187 01:25:46,772 --> 01:25:48,171 Whoa. Shit. 1188 01:25:52,178 --> 01:25:55,944 Okay, lads, get the cuffs on this Cockney twat. 1189 01:25:58,584 --> 01:26:00,518 - As agreed. 1190 01:26:04,123 --> 01:26:05,522 - What about the drug? 1191 01:26:05,658 --> 01:26:08,218 You conned us. 1192 01:26:08,361 --> 01:26:10,420 - I conned them. 1193 01:26:10,563 --> 01:26:12,793 We... got paid. 1194 01:26:14,867 --> 01:26:17,301 - Is this or is this not worth 1195 01:26:17,436 --> 01:26:18,835 $20 million? 1196 01:26:21,974 --> 01:26:23,703 - This castle's worth... 1197 01:26:23,843 --> 01:26:26,471 I'd say more like seven, 1198 01:26:26,612 --> 01:26:28,011 seven and a half. 1199 01:26:41,194 --> 01:26:43,492 - Wanna see the game? 1200 01:27:12,758 --> 01:27:15,124 - Mr. McElroy, 1201 01:27:15,261 --> 01:27:18,526 you are a genuine McElroy like myself, you say? 1202 01:27:18,664 --> 01:27:21,360 - This is the tartan of my slave-master. 1203 01:27:21,500 --> 01:27:25,937 I now claim his castle and his lands for my own. 1204 01:27:26,072 --> 01:27:27,539 - I see. 1205 01:27:27,673 --> 01:27:29,698 But will you not now be making a putt? 1206 01:27:29,842 --> 01:27:31,241 - Aye. 1207 01:27:40,052 --> 01:27:43,613 - Congratulations, Mr. McElroy. 1208 01:27:52,865 --> 01:27:54,230 - Well. 1209 01:27:54,367 --> 01:27:56,232 I can tell you it's the first time 1210 01:27:56,369 --> 01:27:57,927 that's been seen on the 18th green. 1211 01:28:05,711 --> 01:28:08,271 - Elmo's in the house! 1212 01:28:20,293 --> 01:28:24,821 Captioning by CNST, Montreal