1 00:01:40,559 --> 00:01:42,102 You've heard of the tunnel. 2 00:01:45,647 --> 00:01:49,109 The one we all go through sooner or later. 3 00:01:50,903 --> 00:01:53,488 At the end, there's a door. 4 00:01:56,617 --> 00:02:00,329 And waiting for you on the other side of that door... 5 00:02:00,370 --> 00:02:03,081 is either heaven... 6 00:02:03,165 --> 00:02:05,167 or hell. 7 00:02:11,715 --> 00:02:13,300 This is that door. 8 00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:05,519 Why is this patient in lockdown? 9 00:03:05,561 --> 00:03:07,312 They didn't tell you about Laurie Strode? 10 00:03:07,396 --> 00:03:08,522 No. 11 00:03:08,564 --> 00:03:11,984 You must have heard of her. Sister of Michael Myers? 12 00:03:12,067 --> 00:03:14,278 Michael Myers, the serial killer? 13 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:17,114 Well, you'll hear all the gossip soon enough. 14 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:18,198 For now, let's just get-- 15 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:19,908 No, no, no, wait. Tell me about her. 16 00:03:20,742 --> 00:03:22,536 She decapitated a man. 17 00:03:22,578 --> 00:03:23,787 Aah! 18 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:30,752 Oh, my God. Why? 19 00:03:30,836 --> 00:03:35,090 Halloween. Three years ago. 20 00:03:35,132 --> 00:03:37,134 Twenty years after the first murders... 21 00:03:37,176 --> 00:03:39,261 her brother finally found her. 22 00:03:39,344 --> 00:03:43,640 Tracked her down to the school where she was working. 23 00:03:43,765 --> 00:03:45,684 There were several murders. 24 00:03:45,767 --> 00:03:47,728 Lots of confusion. 25 00:04:05,454 --> 00:04:06,872 Guys, over here! 26 00:04:20,010 --> 00:04:22,596 Oh, my God. She killed the wrong person. 27 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:26,183 Unh! 28 00:04:28,894 --> 00:04:31,146 Father of three. 29 00:04:34,316 --> 00:04:36,818 Why didn't the paramedic say something? 30 00:04:44,243 --> 00:04:47,996 His larynx had been crushed. 31 00:04:48,038 --> 00:04:50,541 Don't let on you know. 32 00:04:57,506 --> 00:05:01,218 Hello, Miss Strode. Did you enjoy your dinner? 33 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:03,345 She hasn't said a word in years. 34 00:05:03,428 --> 00:05:07,266 Extreme disassociative disorder. 35 00:05:07,349 --> 00:05:10,894 The doctors think she's a suicide threat. 36 00:05:10,978 --> 00:05:14,189 They found her up on the roof more than once. 37 00:05:17,192 --> 00:05:19,570 Must be the guilt. 38 00:05:19,653 --> 00:05:23,198 Now all she does is stare out that window. 39 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:26,076 God knows what she sees out there. 40 00:06:34,436 --> 00:06:36,271 Hello? 41 00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:42,778 Anyone out there? 42 00:06:59,461 --> 00:07:00,629 Boooo! 43 00:07:00,712 --> 00:07:03,423 -Holy shit! -Ha ha ha! 44 00:07:03,507 --> 00:07:05,968 Harold, are you trying to give me a heart attack? 45 00:07:06,093 --> 00:07:07,594 No. 46 00:07:07,678 --> 00:07:10,472 How the hell did you get out again? 47 00:07:10,556 --> 00:07:12,975 And who are you supposed to be today? 48 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:16,812 Oh. John Wayne Gacy. 49 00:07:16,854 --> 00:07:19,064 Born in Chicago, Illinois, on March 17, 1942. 50 00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:21,066 Come on, big guy. 51 00:07:21,149 --> 00:07:23,569 Killed 33 people. Buried them under his house. 52 00:07:23,652 --> 00:07:24,903 I know, Harold. 53 00:07:24,987 --> 00:07:27,573 -He was executed on May 7-- -I know, Harold. 54 00:07:30,409 --> 00:07:33,954 Willie, I'm not trying to criticize your work... 55 00:07:33,996 --> 00:07:36,248 but if you put Harold in his room... 56 00:07:36,331 --> 00:07:38,292 how come I see him in the basement? 57 00:07:38,417 --> 00:07:42,337 I--But just two seconds ago, he was-- 58 00:07:42,421 --> 00:07:44,631 Come on. Let's go get him. 59 00:07:44,673 --> 00:07:46,508 How many times do I have to tell you? 60 00:07:46,550 --> 00:07:48,635 You gotta be sure what you're doing. 61 00:08:09,615 --> 00:08:12,284 Willie? What are you doing? 62 00:08:12,367 --> 00:08:14,328 I skipped dinner. 63 00:08:14,411 --> 00:08:16,914 -Hurry up. -OK. 64 00:08:20,751 --> 00:08:22,419 Harold? 65 00:08:26,298 --> 00:08:28,133 Harold, what are you doing down here? 66 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:34,223 What's gotten into you? 67 00:09:44,042 --> 00:09:45,961 Aah! Aah! 68 00:09:46,044 --> 00:09:48,922 Aah! Unh! 69 00:09:58,223 --> 00:10:00,392 Aah! 70 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:19,578 Hmm. Ted Bundy. 71 00:10:19,661 --> 00:10:23,123 Born November 24, 19... 72 00:12:11,607 --> 00:12:14,359 Hello, Michael. 73 00:12:36,006 --> 00:12:40,469 I knew you'd come for me sooner or later. 74 00:12:40,552 --> 00:12:43,805 What took you so long? 75 00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:00,364 You failed, Michael. 76 00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:03,784 You want to know why? 77 00:13:05,619 --> 00:13:07,996 Because I'm not afraid of you. 78 00:13:09,498 --> 00:13:10,958 But what about you? 79 00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:15,712 Are you afraid of me? 80 00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:21,343 Are you afraid to die, Michael? 81 00:14:04,553 --> 00:14:07,014 I just have to be sure. 82 00:14:19,985 --> 00:14:22,905 Unh! Unh! 83 00:14:22,946 --> 00:14:24,948 Aah! 84 00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:27,576 Aah! 85 00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:29,786 Aah! 86 00:14:29,870 --> 00:14:32,998 Aah! 87 00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:52,142 I'll see you in hell. 88 00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:45,654 Michael Myers. 89 00:15:45,696 --> 00:15:50,200 Born October 19, 1957. 90 00:15:50,242 --> 00:15:54,913 Killed his older sister, October 31, 1963. 91 00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:59,835 Killed 3 high school students, October 31, 1978. 92 00:15:59,918 --> 00:16:04,339 Also killed three nurses and a paramedic, same night. 93 00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:09,678 Was believed to be dead, then killed four students... 94 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:10,804 Was believed to be dead, then killed four students... 95 00:16:10,888 --> 00:16:13,348 Hillcrest Academy, 1998. 96 00:16:13,432 --> 00:16:17,853 Has been missing, unheard of, last three years. 97 00:16:17,936 --> 00:16:22,191 Now he's back. 98 00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:48,008 Carl Jung tells us... 99 00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:50,886 that the human psyche contains... 100 00:16:50,969 --> 00:16:52,346 a figment of ourselves... 101 00:16:52,387 --> 00:16:56,767 that even the collective unconscious denies. 102 00:16:56,808 --> 00:16:58,852 Good morning, Paul. It's nice to see you in class. 103 00:16:58,894 --> 00:17:00,604 Am I keeping you up? 104 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:03,482 What do I mean by all this, people? 105 00:17:03,565 --> 00:17:06,902 I mean that inside all of us... 106 00:17:06,985 --> 00:17:12,324 there lurks a dark, malevolent figure. 107 00:17:12,407 --> 00:17:15,994 A kind of boogeyman, if you will... 108 00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:18,747 that Jung called what? 109 00:17:18,789 --> 00:17:20,541 Stick with me, people. 110 00:17:20,582 --> 00:17:23,335 Take that Kierkegaardian leap of faith. 111 00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:29,424 Jung said we must face down our fears... 112 00:17:29,424 --> 00:17:33,554 and face up to the figure he called...what? 113 00:17:35,973 --> 00:17:37,683 -The shadow. -The shadow. 114 00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:39,977 Yes, Sara, very good. Thank you. 115 00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:42,938 I'm glad somebody was awake. Wow, what a class. 116 00:17:46,942 --> 00:17:49,653 Hey, Sara! 117 00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,321 Sara, wait up! 118 00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:55,284 I've been looking for you everywhere. 119 00:17:55,325 --> 00:17:56,660 Guess what? 120 00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:59,454 Uh-uh. What did you sign us up for this time? 121 00:17:59,496 --> 00:18:02,457 Eee, ha ha! We gotta find Rudy. Come on. 122 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:19,349 Hey, Rudy. 123 00:18:19,433 --> 00:18:21,143 Don't distract me. 124 00:18:21,185 --> 00:18:23,353 I can't help myself. 125 00:18:23,437 --> 00:18:27,149 I am distracting. 126 00:18:27,232 --> 00:18:28,817 Have you checked your email? 127 00:18:28,901 --> 00:18:31,195 No. 128 00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:32,988 Why? Did you send me something? 129 00:18:33,030 --> 00:18:35,866 We're in! They picked all three of us! 130 00:18:35,908 --> 00:18:38,827 -What? Are you serious? -Uh-huh! 131 00:18:38,911 --> 00:18:42,706 Oh, God! Yes! 132 00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:44,166 All right. That is all good. 133 00:18:44,208 --> 00:18:46,668 This isn't one of your little jokes, is it? 134 00:18:46,752 --> 00:18:50,047 No, but Sara doesn't want to go. 135 00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:52,007 I might go. I just haven't decided yet. 136 00:18:52,090 --> 00:18:54,843 No, no, no. That is unacceptable. 137 00:18:54,927 --> 00:18:56,970 It is unacceptable. 138 00:18:57,054 --> 00:18:59,139 We're gonna be bigger than "The Osbournes." 139 00:18:59,223 --> 00:19:01,016 We're gonna be large. 140 00:19:01,099 --> 00:19:03,185 Every time I let you two talk me into something... 141 00:19:03,268 --> 00:19:04,603 I live to regret it. 142 00:19:04,686 --> 00:19:07,439 Listen, without me, you would die of boredom. 143 00:19:07,523 --> 00:19:11,193 Us! Without us, you would die of boredom. 144 00:19:11,235 --> 00:19:13,153 Whatever. 145 00:19:16,490 --> 00:19:17,950 Are you sure they're not just putting us in some house... 146 00:19:18,033 --> 00:19:20,077 with hidden cameras in the shower? 147 00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:22,162 No. 148 00:19:22,246 --> 00:19:24,456 It's like we're investigative reporters... 149 00:19:24,540 --> 00:19:26,959 searching a crime scene. 150 00:19:27,042 --> 00:19:28,585 And look at the scholarship. 151 00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:30,546 Yeah. 152 00:19:30,587 --> 00:19:33,173 Besides that, thousands of people... 153 00:19:33,257 --> 00:19:35,717 are going to see my face... 154 00:19:35,801 --> 00:19:38,428 our face. 155 00:19:39,721 --> 00:19:41,181 Don't do it. 156 00:19:41,265 --> 00:19:43,517 That's the house where it all started. 157 00:19:43,559 --> 00:19:47,604 He walked its hallways, hid in its closets... 158 00:19:47,688 --> 00:19:48,939 dreamed in its bedrooms... 159 00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:50,232 helped his mother in the kitchen... 160 00:19:50,274 --> 00:19:53,026 watched TV in the living room with his dad... 161 00:19:54,820 --> 00:19:56,572 played in his sister's bedroom. 162 00:19:58,907 --> 00:20:02,452 Then one day, he picked up a knife... 163 00:20:04,079 --> 00:20:07,165 and he never put it down again. 164 00:20:20,137 --> 00:20:22,222 That guy's fucking weird. 165 00:20:22,264 --> 00:20:25,934 Don't pay attention to him. He's trying to scare us. 166 00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:28,562 I just need to send a quick email. 167 00:20:33,984 --> 00:20:35,360 "Deckard... 168 00:20:35,444 --> 00:20:37,988 "you'll never believe what I got myself into." 169 00:20:40,616 --> 00:20:42,910 Deckard? Who's Deckard? 170 00:20:42,951 --> 00:20:44,578 Oh, it's my screen name. 171 00:20:44,661 --> 00:20:47,497 Sara needed some tech support setting up her offline reader... 172 00:20:47,581 --> 00:20:48,749 so I, uh... 173 00:20:48,832 --> 00:20:52,085 You told her you're a graduate student? 174 00:20:52,127 --> 00:20:55,172 -Graduate of what, junior high? -Shut up, all right? 175 00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:59,259 We talk every day. It's kind of like we're dating. 176 00:20:59,343 --> 00:21:00,802 She's never even seen you... 177 00:21:00,844 --> 00:21:02,804 and Yahoo chat rooms do not count. 178 00:21:02,846 --> 00:21:05,766 Yes, they do count. Did you know in the old days... 179 00:21:05,807 --> 00:21:07,518 knights used to spend their entire lives... 180 00:21:07,601 --> 00:21:09,478 courting ladies that they would never even touch? 181 00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:12,898 They would just send each other sonnets and stuff. 182 00:21:12,981 --> 00:21:15,943 That's before internet porn, man. 183 00:21:15,984 --> 00:21:18,320 Whatever. 184 00:21:18,362 --> 00:21:20,072 Now what are you doing? 185 00:21:20,155 --> 00:21:21,740 Just give me a second, all right? 186 00:21:37,339 --> 00:21:38,757 I hope Sara shows up. 187 00:21:38,841 --> 00:21:40,968 And wearing something acceptable. 188 00:21:41,051 --> 00:21:44,429 She can't still be mad at us for the last time. 189 00:21:44,513 --> 00:21:47,850 Here she is. Hey! 190 00:21:47,933 --> 00:21:49,852 OK, everybody listen up! 191 00:21:49,893 --> 00:21:52,563 Sara, are you gonna wear this? 192 00:21:52,646 --> 00:21:55,941 I thought I told you we were gonna be on camera. 193 00:21:55,983 --> 00:22:00,362 I'd like to start this off by saying the search is over. 194 00:22:00,445 --> 00:22:02,739 You six have been selected... 195 00:22:02,823 --> 00:22:05,534 to explore America's worst nightmare-- 196 00:22:05,617 --> 00:22:07,703 tomorrow night, Halloween... 197 00:22:07,828 --> 00:22:10,831 live, in front of the whole entire internet universe. 198 00:22:10,914 --> 00:22:14,168 You six will enter the birthplace of evil... 199 00:22:14,209 --> 00:22:15,586 in its purest form-- 200 00:22:15,669 --> 00:22:19,214 the childhood home of our most brutal mass murderer... 201 00:22:19,298 --> 00:22:22,801 Michael Myers. 202 00:22:24,469 --> 00:22:28,223 Thank you. Thank you. 203 00:22:28,265 --> 00:22:30,934 So, what do you hope to find in the house tomorrow night? 204 00:22:30,976 --> 00:22:33,187 My way into network broadcasting. 205 00:22:33,228 --> 00:22:34,396 Pfft! 206 00:22:34,479 --> 00:22:36,398 I just want to say that Michael Myers... 207 00:22:36,481 --> 00:22:39,109 is not just a man behind a mask... 208 00:22:39,234 --> 00:22:40,360 he's a legend. 209 00:22:40,444 --> 00:22:42,821 I'm interested in how Michael Myers... 210 00:22:42,905 --> 00:22:45,115 embodies the politics of violence... 211 00:22:45,199 --> 00:22:46,909 embedded in pop mythology. 212 00:22:46,950 --> 00:22:50,746 Never underestimate the effect of a poor diet. 213 00:22:50,787 --> 00:22:52,873 Too much protein, not enough zinc, next thing you know... 214 00:22:52,956 --> 00:22:54,082 you're cutting up bodies in your bathtub. 215 00:22:54,166 --> 00:22:56,752 Look at Hitler. He was a vegetarian. 216 00:22:56,835 --> 00:22:58,879 The brother was seriously malnourished. 217 00:22:58,962 --> 00:23:01,924 You don't have to go far to find Michael Myers. 218 00:23:02,007 --> 00:23:05,677 He is the great white shark of our unconscious. 219 00:23:05,719 --> 00:23:08,597 He is the dark-eyed child of our spirits. 220 00:23:08,639 --> 00:23:11,225 He's every murderous impulse we've ever had. 221 00:23:11,308 --> 00:23:13,769 He's the little voice that whispers to us... 222 00:23:13,852 --> 00:23:15,187 to strangle the old lady... 223 00:23:15,270 --> 00:23:16,980 taking too long at the checkout counter. 224 00:23:17,105 --> 00:23:19,441 Get to know him, baby. 225 00:23:19,483 --> 00:23:22,110 He's you. 226 00:23:22,194 --> 00:23:25,948 Tell us, Sara, why do ordinary people turn to murder? 227 00:23:25,989 --> 00:23:29,201 Well, I, um... 228 00:23:29,284 --> 00:23:32,913 I think it has something to do with upbringing. 229 00:23:32,996 --> 00:23:35,415 Aah! 230 00:23:35,457 --> 00:23:38,085 Damn! That girl can sing. 231 00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:45,259 That's what I'm looking for. Ooh. 232 00:23:45,300 --> 00:23:48,303 Ha! Hunh! 233 00:23:48,428 --> 00:23:50,514 Hyah! 234 00:23:50,639 --> 00:23:52,850 Get his ass! Get his ass! Get his ass! 235 00:23:55,227 --> 00:23:57,187 Who's better than Wat Chun Lee? 236 00:23:57,271 --> 00:23:59,648 Whoopin' everybody ass while he's smokin' a cigarette. 237 00:24:01,483 --> 00:24:04,987 Oh, shit. Who's knockin' on my door this late? 238 00:24:05,070 --> 00:24:06,405 Whoever this is is distracting me... 239 00:24:06,488 --> 00:24:09,408 from seeing Wat Chun Lee whoop some ass. 240 00:24:09,449 --> 00:24:12,035 Sara? Ooh. 241 00:24:13,537 --> 00:24:15,789 Sara, what are you doing here? It's late. 242 00:24:15,831 --> 00:24:17,457 I'm dropping out. 243 00:24:17,541 --> 00:24:19,001 What? 244 00:24:19,126 --> 00:24:20,460 I'm sorry. 245 00:24:20,544 --> 00:24:23,130 It's just I'm so freaked out I can't even sleep. 246 00:24:23,255 --> 00:24:26,175 Slow down, slow down. What's the problem? 247 00:24:26,258 --> 00:24:29,595 Can't you see I'm not like the others? 248 00:24:29,678 --> 00:24:31,722 I know you're not like the others. 249 00:24:31,805 --> 00:24:33,557 You know you're not like the others. 250 00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:35,517 The others ain't nothin' but a bunch... 251 00:24:35,559 --> 00:24:38,353 of smart-ass, wise-crackin', posin' wannabes. 252 00:24:38,395 --> 00:24:40,731 You are the real deal. 253 00:24:40,814 --> 00:24:43,025 Every existing element about you... 254 00:24:43,066 --> 00:24:46,195 is what the internet audience really wants. 255 00:24:46,278 --> 00:24:47,988 I don't want to be famous. 256 00:24:48,030 --> 00:24:49,990 What do you mean you don't want to be famous? 257 00:24:50,032 --> 00:24:52,743 That's the American dream. 258 00:24:52,826 --> 00:24:54,995 I think I'm just scared. 259 00:24:55,078 --> 00:24:57,372 It's OK to be scared. 260 00:24:57,456 --> 00:24:59,541 Being scared is good. Fear is good. 261 00:24:59,666 --> 00:25:01,919 Fear motivates. 262 00:25:02,002 --> 00:25:04,588 Fear gives you the feeling of being alive. 263 00:25:04,671 --> 00:25:05,923 Fear makes me want to throw up. 264 00:25:06,006 --> 00:25:07,883 Trust me, please. 265 00:25:07,966 --> 00:25:09,801 When it's all said and done, at the end of the day... 266 00:25:09,885 --> 00:25:12,346 you'd be surprised of how much you surprise yourself. 267 00:25:12,429 --> 00:25:15,098 I'm sorry to bother you. I just-- 268 00:25:15,182 --> 00:25:17,726 It's OK. Do me a favor. Sleep on it. 269 00:25:17,768 --> 00:25:20,729 We'll talk about it tomorrow. You can sweat it tonight, man. 270 00:25:20,771 --> 00:25:23,357 Now take your tail on outta here and go to bed. 271 00:25:25,359 --> 00:25:28,695 Ol' Freddie boy, damn, you good. 272 00:25:28,779 --> 00:25:31,573 Shit you come up with off the top of your head, boy. 273 00:25:31,615 --> 00:25:35,410 Why don't you just pat yourself on your back? 274 00:25:35,452 --> 00:25:37,746 Oh, Wat Chun Lee! Oh! 275 00:25:48,757 --> 00:25:50,092 Now, are you coming out soon... 276 00:25:50,133 --> 00:25:51,718 or are you planning on subletting? 277 00:25:53,303 --> 00:25:57,599 Mmm! Sexy girl! Ha ha! 278 00:25:57,683 --> 00:25:59,726 Don't you think it's a bit too revealing? 279 00:25:59,810 --> 00:26:02,938 I think it's perfectly revealing. 280 00:26:03,063 --> 00:26:04,189 Aah! 281 00:26:05,649 --> 00:26:06,817 What? 282 00:26:08,068 --> 00:26:09,945 Are you OK? 283 00:26:09,987 --> 00:26:12,322 Did you see the boogeyman or something? 284 00:26:12,406 --> 00:26:16,159 The boogeyman? How very Jungian. 285 00:26:16,243 --> 00:26:19,788 Dr. Mixter's class? I'm taking that course, too. 286 00:26:19,872 --> 00:26:21,915 I hope they have this in black. 287 00:26:21,957 --> 00:26:25,210 -Thrift stores. -Oh, how marvelous, darling. 288 00:26:25,252 --> 00:26:28,463 Ahh, there she is. 289 00:26:28,505 --> 00:26:30,799 Oh, my God, you've been pussy-whipped. 290 00:26:30,841 --> 00:26:34,136 What's worse, you've been cyber-whipped. 291 00:26:34,261 --> 00:26:35,762 By the way, where's your costume? 292 00:26:35,888 --> 00:26:38,390 I can't go out tonight. 293 00:26:38,473 --> 00:26:40,392 I promised Sara I would watch her first episode. 294 00:26:40,475 --> 00:26:42,102 She's really nervous about it. 295 00:26:42,186 --> 00:26:46,648 No, Mickey Stern's party is tonight, and you know that. 296 00:26:46,690 --> 00:26:49,818 Oh, yeah. I'm sorry, man. I guess I forgot. 297 00:26:49,902 --> 00:26:52,613 Forgot? Do you have any idea... 298 00:26:52,654 --> 00:26:54,531 what it means for two freshmen to get invited? 299 00:26:54,615 --> 00:26:56,116 It's never happened before! 300 00:26:56,158 --> 00:26:57,284 Your sister invited us... 301 00:26:57,367 --> 00:26:59,453 so you wouldn't tell your mother about her tattoo. 302 00:26:59,494 --> 00:27:01,997 That's besides the point, Myles Barton. 303 00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:04,833 You can sit here in your little dream fantasy world... 304 00:27:04,917 --> 00:27:07,836 or you can come with me to this party... 305 00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:09,671 and learn to walk like a man. 306 00:27:09,796 --> 00:27:11,715 What's it gonna be? 307 00:27:14,343 --> 00:27:15,844 All right, let's go. 308 00:27:15,928 --> 00:27:19,097 Ahh, chat room romance? 309 00:27:19,181 --> 00:27:21,016 He's just a friend. 310 00:27:21,058 --> 00:27:23,727 He's probably fifty and bald, with a bad toupee. 311 00:27:23,810 --> 00:27:28,899 -Jen. -Probably collects human skin. 312 00:27:28,982 --> 00:27:30,651 Give me a break, Jen. 313 00:27:30,692 --> 00:27:32,319 OK, everybody listen up. 314 00:27:32,361 --> 00:27:34,196 I'd like to start off by saying... 315 00:27:34,238 --> 00:27:35,989 the home that you will be entering tonight... 316 00:27:36,031 --> 00:27:37,574 has been rigged up with several cameras... 317 00:27:37,658 --> 00:27:38,867 but for the most part... 318 00:27:38,951 --> 00:27:43,205 the audience will see only what you see. 319 00:27:43,330 --> 00:27:44,414 See these cameras right here? 320 00:27:44,540 --> 00:27:47,000 I kinda like these cameras. 321 00:27:47,125 --> 00:27:50,546 They can pretty much be clipped on to anything. 322 00:27:50,629 --> 00:27:53,715 A hat, shirt collar, your coat collar. 323 00:27:55,425 --> 00:27:57,469 The viewers can pretty much control... 324 00:27:57,553 --> 00:27:58,720 what they want to watch... 325 00:27:58,804 --> 00:28:01,181 switch around from camera to camera... 326 00:28:01,223 --> 00:28:03,976 depending on what seems to be the most intriguing to them. 327 00:28:04,017 --> 00:28:07,229 So if you guys want to be stars for the night... 328 00:28:07,271 --> 00:28:10,232 I suggest you do something that is very interesting... 329 00:28:10,315 --> 00:28:12,401 so that it's worth the while of the viewers... 330 00:28:12,526 --> 00:28:16,029 to want to keep their cameras on you. 331 00:28:16,154 --> 00:28:18,574 Cameras are so phallic. 332 00:28:18,615 --> 00:28:20,826 Is that good or bad? 333 00:28:20,909 --> 00:28:22,369 Depends who's watching. 334 00:28:41,972 --> 00:28:46,226 Hey, Orson Welles, pick a placement and move on. 335 00:28:48,437 --> 00:28:52,441 Look, low angles--scary. 336 00:28:52,566 --> 00:28:55,277 High angles--scary. 337 00:28:55,319 --> 00:28:59,031 Medium angles--boring. 338 00:28:59,114 --> 00:29:00,365 I bet you learned that shooting... 339 00:29:00,449 --> 00:29:01,992 all those weddings and bar mitzvahs. 340 00:29:02,075 --> 00:29:03,452 Hey, hey! 341 00:29:03,535 --> 00:29:07,456 I went to Long Beach State. Same as Spielberg. 342 00:29:07,497 --> 00:29:09,583 NORA: Charley, we're on a schedule here. 343 00:29:09,666 --> 00:29:11,960 Tell Max to rig a camera in the sister's room. 344 00:29:12,002 --> 00:29:15,088 Max is back at the hotel helping Freddie. 345 00:29:15,172 --> 00:29:17,216 OK. 346 00:30:44,887 --> 00:30:46,722 Freddie! 347 00:30:46,805 --> 00:30:49,057 Baby, calm down. It's all good. Just relax. 348 00:30:49,099 --> 00:30:51,226 I got it all under control. 349 00:30:52,769 --> 00:30:55,397 There was this Firebird parked in front of the house. 350 00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:57,858 Totally about to ruin the establishing shot... 351 00:30:57,900 --> 00:31:00,152 but I called a tow truck. 352 00:31:00,235 --> 00:31:01,862 Yep, it's on its way. 353 00:31:01,945 --> 00:31:04,406 All righty. Bye. 354 00:31:08,243 --> 00:31:12,080 Look at you, Charley. That's a nice angle, boy. 355 00:31:15,584 --> 00:31:17,336 Look, there he is now. 356 00:31:17,419 --> 00:31:19,546 All right, here we go. 357 00:31:19,630 --> 00:31:20,964 Mr. Harris! 358 00:31:21,048 --> 00:31:23,008 Can we ask you a few questions, Mr. Harris? 359 00:31:23,050 --> 00:31:25,427 -Right over here. -I got one word for you. 360 00:31:25,469 --> 00:31:26,929 -What's that? -Product placement. 361 00:31:26,970 --> 00:31:28,096 -Oh, yeah? -Yeah. 362 00:31:28,180 --> 00:31:30,224 Product placement, I like the sound of that. 363 00:31:30,307 --> 00:31:32,142 While we're going around the house... 364 00:31:32,226 --> 00:31:33,894 discovering the secrets of Michael Myers... 365 00:31:34,019 --> 00:31:39,274 we could be drinking Pepsi or sporting The Gap, right? 366 00:31:39,358 --> 00:31:44,279 Nice sexy thinking. I kind of like that. 367 00:31:44,321 --> 00:31:45,864 How's everyone doing this evening? 368 00:31:45,948 --> 00:31:47,950 We'll get it started like this, see? 369 00:31:48,033 --> 00:31:49,535 In the next ten minutes... 370 00:31:49,618 --> 00:31:50,869 we are going to enter a mystery... 371 00:31:50,953 --> 00:31:53,163 wrapped up inside of a riddle inside of an enigma. 372 00:31:53,247 --> 00:31:56,500 Now, remember this. Everything you see... 373 00:31:56,542 --> 00:31:59,461 absolutely everything you see is real. 374 00:31:59,503 --> 00:32:01,296 There's no actors... 375 00:32:01,380 --> 00:32:03,423 none of the components or contents in the house... 376 00:32:03,507 --> 00:32:05,467 have been messed with, mixed up, diluted... 377 00:32:05,509 --> 00:32:09,471 or tampered with in any shape, form, or fashion whatsoever. 378 00:32:09,596 --> 00:32:12,266 Now, I'm not exactly sure what's gonna happen... 379 00:32:12,349 --> 00:32:15,310 but what I do know is that no one will be allowed... 380 00:32:15,352 --> 00:32:17,354 to leave until the show is over. 381 00:32:17,437 --> 00:32:20,315 Our state-of-the-art camera surveillance system... 382 00:32:20,357 --> 00:32:22,651 will pick up anyone who tries to sneak out. 383 00:32:27,406 --> 00:32:32,911 Let the Dangertainment begin out this motherfucker. 384 00:32:32,953 --> 00:32:36,248 Well, people, let's do it. 385 00:32:59,188 --> 00:33:01,148 Rudy! 386 00:33:04,109 --> 00:33:08,488 Way to go. This is gonna be fun. 387 00:33:30,886 --> 00:33:32,346 I read that after the murders... 388 00:33:32,387 --> 00:33:33,680 the family just sealed it up... 389 00:33:33,722 --> 00:33:36,225 and left without taking anything with them. 390 00:33:36,266 --> 00:33:40,270 It's not exactly a house you put on the market. 391 00:33:40,354 --> 00:33:41,939 Yeah, but I'll bet it has... 392 00:33:42,022 --> 00:33:44,900 one of those big nice old kitchens, you know? 393 00:33:46,902 --> 00:33:48,028 Where are you going? 394 00:33:48,111 --> 00:33:49,613 I'm gonna check it out. 395 00:33:49,738 --> 00:33:52,616 What are we gonna do? 396 00:33:52,699 --> 00:33:54,618 We don't have to do anything. 397 00:33:54,743 --> 00:33:57,079 Technically, we just have to be in the house. 398 00:33:57,162 --> 00:33:59,414 Aren't we supposed to be looking for answers? 399 00:33:59,498 --> 00:34:02,251 The devil made him do it. I'm done. 400 00:34:03,669 --> 00:34:05,587 We owe it to the people watching... 401 00:34:05,671 --> 00:34:09,049 to at least take a look around. 402 00:34:09,091 --> 00:34:10,425 Oh, that's cute. 403 00:34:10,467 --> 00:34:13,262 You're already worried about your fan base? 404 00:34:16,098 --> 00:34:20,435 You are this close to getting voted off the island. 405 00:34:24,439 --> 00:34:26,859 Hey, check this out. 406 00:34:26,942 --> 00:34:29,069 You want something tasty and delicious? 407 00:34:31,071 --> 00:34:32,948 You ever tasted forty-year-old fennel? 408 00:34:33,031 --> 00:34:36,243 Eww, don't. It's got to be rotten. 409 00:34:36,285 --> 00:34:38,287 -That's strange. -What? 410 00:34:38,370 --> 00:34:42,040 -It smells fresh. -Yeah, it does. 411 00:34:45,294 --> 00:34:48,297 You know, Donna, you got great legs. 412 00:34:48,380 --> 00:34:50,007 What time do they open? 413 00:34:51,341 --> 00:34:52,801 That'd be 1:00? 414 00:34:54,636 --> 00:34:56,471 God damn. 415 00:34:59,641 --> 00:35:01,643 Sara. 416 00:35:04,730 --> 00:35:07,399 You think this is the one that he used to do his thing? 417 00:35:07,482 --> 00:35:10,652 No. They'd keep that in an evidence locker somewhere. 418 00:35:10,736 --> 00:35:12,112 Whew. 419 00:35:19,912 --> 00:35:22,623 -Boo. -Aah! 420 00:35:22,664 --> 00:35:26,001 -What, are you scared? -No. 421 00:35:26,084 --> 00:35:27,503 What's in here? 422 00:35:33,258 --> 00:35:34,468 What is that? 423 00:35:39,556 --> 00:35:41,934 OK, so I admit... 424 00:35:42,017 --> 00:35:45,229 that this place is a little creepy, OK? 425 00:35:45,312 --> 00:35:48,524 No, no, no. You have no idea. 426 00:35:48,607 --> 00:35:52,110 -Look at this. -Wow, a chair. 427 00:35:52,152 --> 00:35:53,403 My God. 428 00:35:53,487 --> 00:35:56,490 Do you think they actually kept him in this? 429 00:35:58,283 --> 00:35:59,451 What is that? 430 00:35:59,535 --> 00:36:02,371 Looks like the medieval key to Sara's chastity belt. 431 00:36:02,454 --> 00:36:04,706 -Rudy! -OK, yeah. 432 00:36:04,790 --> 00:36:07,709 Maybe we should poke around a bit... 433 00:36:07,751 --> 00:36:09,211 see what else we can find. 434 00:36:09,253 --> 00:36:12,464 Ha! Aye-aye, captain. 435 00:36:13,799 --> 00:36:16,969 Why are you touching me? 436 00:36:17,052 --> 00:36:18,637 Don't. 437 00:36:20,389 --> 00:36:22,224 Go poke. 438 00:36:53,422 --> 00:36:56,049 Hey, what's going on? 439 00:36:56,091 --> 00:36:57,801 Sexy. 440 00:36:59,261 --> 00:37:01,555 Look at you! 441 00:37:06,435 --> 00:37:07,936 Scott, what are we doing here? 442 00:37:08,061 --> 00:37:10,689 Hey, come on, man, be cool, all right? 443 00:37:10,772 --> 00:37:13,609 Relax. Have fun. Shit. 444 00:37:15,027 --> 00:37:16,486 Hey, Myles, do you think anyone will know... 445 00:37:16,612 --> 00:37:18,864 we're supposed to be from "Pulp Fiction"? 446 00:37:43,639 --> 00:37:44,765 -Huhh! -Huhh! 447 00:38:23,512 --> 00:38:25,430 Today, you're scared of the boogeyman. 448 00:38:25,514 --> 00:38:27,349 Ha ha ha! 449 00:38:27,432 --> 00:38:30,894 He's gonna get you. He's coming behind you. 450 00:38:30,978 --> 00:38:32,354 Boogeyman! 451 00:39:28,911 --> 00:39:30,871 Ohh! Shit! 452 00:39:30,954 --> 00:39:32,915 Careful, Jen. 453 00:39:32,956 --> 00:39:35,751 Ahem. Hands off, bud. 454 00:39:55,062 --> 00:39:58,148 Bet this is Judith's room. 455 00:39:58,273 --> 00:40:01,735 You know, the older sister. 456 00:40:01,818 --> 00:40:05,155 The one he killed when he was six years old. 457 00:40:05,239 --> 00:40:09,117 Hey! Keep the camera on the money here. 458 00:40:09,201 --> 00:40:11,995 I think it happened when she was right there. 459 00:40:13,914 --> 00:40:16,166 Poor little Judith... 460 00:40:16,208 --> 00:40:18,168 helpless... 461 00:40:18,252 --> 00:40:21,505 brushing her hair... 462 00:40:21,588 --> 00:40:25,259 young...and naked. 463 00:40:27,010 --> 00:40:28,971 Yeah, because that's gonna happen, right? 464 00:40:29,054 --> 00:40:30,973 Come on, Jen. 465 00:40:31,056 --> 00:40:32,766 One flash, and you could light up... 466 00:40:32,850 --> 00:40:35,727 a thousand computer screens. 467 00:40:35,811 --> 00:40:37,479 Launch your whole career. 468 00:40:44,736 --> 00:40:46,196 You think? 469 00:41:14,349 --> 00:41:17,227 You crack me up. 470 00:41:22,065 --> 00:41:24,234 It's a good wardrobe for you, Jen. 471 00:41:35,537 --> 00:41:38,165 Wait! No! There was somebody else in the hall! 472 00:41:41,043 --> 00:41:43,378 Come on. 473 00:41:52,513 --> 00:41:55,390 Come on, lover boy. 474 00:41:55,432 --> 00:41:57,017 -Whoa! -Aah! 475 00:41:57,059 --> 00:42:00,270 What are you doing, you big perv? 476 00:42:00,354 --> 00:42:03,732 They're exploring the house of a mass murderer--live. 477 00:42:03,815 --> 00:42:04,942 You want to watch? 478 00:42:05,025 --> 00:42:06,902 -No way. -Sure. 479 00:42:07,027 --> 00:42:08,612 Oh, OK. 480 00:42:08,737 --> 00:42:10,322 Impulse control disorder. 481 00:42:10,405 --> 00:42:12,115 Huh? 482 00:42:12,241 --> 00:42:14,993 That's my theory. 483 00:42:15,077 --> 00:42:18,872 I think Michael Myers had fits of rage... 484 00:42:18,914 --> 00:42:21,458 that he could not control. 485 00:42:21,542 --> 00:42:27,422 Kind of like a klepto or a nympho or a pyro. 486 00:42:29,675 --> 00:42:32,761 So, instead of stealing silverware... 487 00:42:32,845 --> 00:42:36,223 he slashes the necks of teenage girls, huh? 488 00:42:36,265 --> 00:42:38,809 Oh, come on... 489 00:42:38,892 --> 00:42:42,312 haven't you ever had an impulse that you could not control? 490 00:42:42,437 --> 00:42:45,816 -Continuously. -You mean continually. 491 00:42:45,941 --> 00:42:49,319 "Continuous" means continuing uninterrupted... 492 00:42:49,444 --> 00:42:52,406 while "continual" means reoccurring periodically. 493 00:42:52,489 --> 00:42:55,325 Donna, when are you gonna get out of your head... 494 00:42:55,409 --> 00:42:56,785 and start thinking with your body? 495 00:42:56,869 --> 00:42:58,912 Please. 496 00:42:58,954 --> 00:43:00,497 Does that line ever actually work... 497 00:43:00,581 --> 00:43:02,249 on the chicks in the music department? 498 00:43:02,332 --> 00:43:06,003 Art history, too. Sometimes even poli sci. 499 00:43:06,044 --> 00:43:08,672 Well, it doesn't cut it with critical studies. 500 00:43:08,755 --> 00:43:09,923 Bummer. 501 00:43:13,093 --> 00:43:15,888 Besides, screwing a music major... 502 00:43:15,971 --> 00:43:19,224 would be tantamount to lesbianism. 503 00:43:19,308 --> 00:43:20,809 I could get into that. 504 00:43:28,275 --> 00:43:30,569 Sara, I'm telling you, it's in the food. 505 00:43:30,652 --> 00:43:32,321 Remember that guy who was on trial... 506 00:43:32,404 --> 00:43:33,822 for murder in San Francisco? 507 00:43:33,864 --> 00:43:35,324 All he ate was Twinkies. 508 00:43:35,407 --> 00:43:38,744 Rudy, do you ever think about anything other than food? 509 00:43:38,785 --> 00:43:40,495 Wouldn't you like to know? 510 00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:44,708 Jen? 511 00:43:50,130 --> 00:43:52,090 Jen? 512 00:43:52,174 --> 00:43:53,300 What's going on? 513 00:43:53,383 --> 00:43:54,718 -What happened? -I don't know. 514 00:43:54,801 --> 00:43:56,470 I turned my back for a second and she was gone. 515 00:43:56,512 --> 00:43:57,721 Jen! 516 00:43:57,804 --> 00:43:59,389 Jen? 517 00:44:05,562 --> 00:44:06,730 Jen? 518 00:44:08,232 --> 00:44:09,399 Jen. 519 00:44:11,401 --> 00:44:13,070 Jen? 520 00:44:19,493 --> 00:44:20,786 Jen? 521 00:44:24,164 --> 00:44:25,249 Jen? 522 00:44:30,128 --> 00:44:31,880 Turn it down! 523 00:44:31,922 --> 00:44:35,008 -Gotcha! -God, you bitch. 524 00:44:35,092 --> 00:44:36,260 Slut! 525 00:44:36,343 --> 00:44:39,847 That's not right, OK? You're foul. 526 00:44:39,930 --> 00:44:41,890 Uhh, so foul. 527 00:44:41,974 --> 00:44:46,687 This is to us, for successfully-- 528 00:44:46,728 --> 00:44:48,397 let me give you a little more-- 529 00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:50,399 puttin' together something collectively... 530 00:44:50,482 --> 00:44:53,527 so ingenious as a team and a duo... 531 00:44:53,610 --> 00:44:55,863 that we should definitely be able to secure... 532 00:44:55,946 --> 00:44:57,906 a lot of food on the table for ourselves... 533 00:44:57,990 --> 00:45:00,242 as long as everything goes as nicely... 534 00:45:00,284 --> 00:45:01,743 as it's goin' right now. 535 00:45:09,001 --> 00:45:11,795 I'm gonna get her back for that. 536 00:45:11,879 --> 00:45:13,046 Watch me. 537 00:45:15,591 --> 00:45:17,718 Oh, my God! 538 00:45:17,759 --> 00:45:19,386 Cheers. 539 00:45:24,349 --> 00:45:27,060 Oh, no! No! 540 00:45:28,270 --> 00:45:31,398 Mm. Mm. 541 00:45:31,523 --> 00:45:32,941 Wait, what just happened? 542 00:45:32,983 --> 00:45:36,403 -We just lost Bill's camera. -Oh, shit. 543 00:45:36,486 --> 00:45:39,323 He must've dropped it. Fucking idiot. 544 00:45:39,406 --> 00:45:40,991 Find another view quickly, please. 545 00:45:41,074 --> 00:45:42,910 Freddie, relax. 546 00:45:42,951 --> 00:45:44,870 I think this is going really well. 547 00:45:44,953 --> 00:45:46,872 -Really, baby? -Yes. 548 00:45:46,955 --> 00:45:48,540 We are doing our thing. 549 00:45:48,624 --> 00:45:49,750 OK. 550 00:45:49,791 --> 00:45:52,127 To Dangertainment. 551 00:45:52,211 --> 00:45:55,130 Salute. Heh heh heh. 552 00:45:55,214 --> 00:45:59,468 And this must be the bed where he was conceived. 553 00:45:59,551 --> 00:46:01,762 Stop showing off, Jen. 554 00:46:28,288 --> 00:46:29,665 Aaaah! 555 00:46:29,706 --> 00:46:31,166 Aaaah! 556 00:46:31,250 --> 00:46:33,043 Rudy! 557 00:46:33,126 --> 00:46:34,962 -Sara! -Jen, help me! 558 00:46:35,045 --> 00:46:36,213 Are you OK? 559 00:46:37,798 --> 00:46:42,177 Rudy, help. Sara! 560 00:46:42,261 --> 00:46:45,514 Ewww. 561 00:46:45,556 --> 00:46:47,850 -God. -What happened? 562 00:46:47,891 --> 00:46:50,227 What is that thing? 563 00:46:56,066 --> 00:46:59,987 Hey, is this that Michael Myers thing? 564 00:47:00,028 --> 00:47:01,363 Yeah. 565 00:47:01,446 --> 00:47:03,782 A'ight, cool. 566 00:47:05,033 --> 00:47:07,286 Yeah, OK. 567 00:47:17,754 --> 00:47:19,089 What is this? 568 00:47:25,012 --> 00:47:28,307 Oh. Sorry. 569 00:47:28,390 --> 00:47:30,225 Are you? 570 00:47:30,267 --> 00:47:32,603 You're such a Lothario. 571 00:47:32,686 --> 00:47:34,479 Um... 572 00:47:34,563 --> 00:47:37,441 I don't know what that means exactly, but... 573 00:47:37,524 --> 00:47:39,026 Just go with it. 574 00:47:40,736 --> 00:47:42,988 Hold on. I just thought of something. 575 00:47:44,198 --> 00:47:47,117 Hold on? 576 00:47:47,242 --> 00:47:49,203 You've got to be kidding me. 577 00:47:49,286 --> 00:47:52,456 What, are you looking for "Playboys"? 578 00:48:00,506 --> 00:48:02,174 This ain't right. 579 00:48:02,257 --> 00:48:05,802 Well, it's obvious that the boy was subject... 580 00:48:05,844 --> 00:48:09,389 to emotional and physical abuse. 581 00:48:09,473 --> 00:48:12,226 No, all of this. It's not right. 582 00:48:12,267 --> 00:48:14,228 It's too easy. 583 00:48:14,311 --> 00:48:17,272 Why is all this stuff still here? 584 00:48:17,397 --> 00:48:19,775 Answer that, Nancy Drew. 585 00:48:19,816 --> 00:48:22,778 Where's Bill? 586 00:48:22,903 --> 00:48:25,280 He's probably still mad at me. 587 00:48:25,322 --> 00:48:29,785 He's gonna jump out of somewhere and scare me. 588 00:48:29,868 --> 00:48:31,328 You watch. 589 00:48:34,248 --> 00:48:36,083 You watch. 590 00:49:00,607 --> 00:49:04,528 Jim? Uh. 591 00:49:16,748 --> 00:49:20,919 You know, if I'm keeping you from something... 592 00:49:21,003 --> 00:49:22,254 just let me know. 593 00:49:22,337 --> 00:49:23,630 Look. 594 00:49:30,429 --> 00:49:33,390 -Voilą. -Clever boy. 595 00:49:44,067 --> 00:49:46,028 See, they're looking for clues. 596 00:49:46,111 --> 00:49:49,239 Something that might explain why Michael Myers went bad. 597 00:49:49,323 --> 00:49:51,491 -Oh. -Jeez. 598 00:49:51,533 --> 00:49:53,035 Hey, Scott. What's up? 599 00:49:53,118 --> 00:49:55,495 God, nice costume. 600 00:50:25,108 --> 00:50:26,401 Whoa. 601 00:50:29,613 --> 00:50:33,408 Hey, you think they kept him down here? 602 00:50:33,450 --> 00:50:36,745 Maybe. Look at this. 603 00:50:36,828 --> 00:50:40,791 What? What is it? 604 00:50:40,874 --> 00:50:43,335 It's some sort of weird harness. 605 00:50:43,418 --> 00:50:48,632 This whole place looks like some sadistic playpen. 606 00:50:52,302 --> 00:50:54,263 Ah ha ha. 607 00:50:54,304 --> 00:50:57,391 And you know what that makes me think? 608 00:50:57,432 --> 00:50:58,767 What? 609 00:50:58,851 --> 00:51:02,437 There's definitely no cameras down here. 610 00:51:30,549 --> 00:51:32,134 I could be a camera. 611 00:51:38,098 --> 00:51:39,600 Say something smart. 612 00:51:41,518 --> 00:51:43,478 Existence precedes essence. 613 00:51:50,694 --> 00:51:52,321 God, you are sexy. 614 00:52:13,884 --> 00:52:18,472 Whoa! Oh, shit! 615 00:52:25,687 --> 00:52:27,147 That worked perfectly! 616 00:52:27,189 --> 00:52:30,067 Whoa! That is what I'm talking about. 617 00:52:31,360 --> 00:52:34,321 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! All his victims! 618 00:52:34,363 --> 00:52:37,199 It's a mass grave! 619 00:52:37,241 --> 00:52:38,617 Oh, my God! 620 00:52:43,539 --> 00:52:45,541 Oh, God. 621 00:52:45,666 --> 00:52:48,710 All of his victims. Oh! 622 00:52:50,379 --> 00:52:52,923 Shit. Look at this. 623 00:52:53,006 --> 00:52:55,050 I don't fucking believe this. 624 00:52:55,133 --> 00:52:56,552 What? 625 00:52:56,593 --> 00:52:59,388 Made in fucking Taiwan. 626 00:54:07,748 --> 00:54:09,917 Oh, shit, man! 627 00:54:09,958 --> 00:54:12,002 Charley, where the fuck you been? 628 00:54:12,085 --> 00:54:14,755 We've been lookin' all over this motherfucker for you! 629 00:54:14,796 --> 00:54:17,007 And why the hell are you dressed like me anyway? 630 00:54:17,090 --> 00:54:18,967 I ain't payin' you to be Michael Myers. 631 00:54:19,051 --> 00:54:20,761 I'm playin' Michael Myers! 632 00:54:20,844 --> 00:54:22,387 If them kids come around... 633 00:54:22,471 --> 00:54:24,348 and see us dressed up in the same shit... 634 00:54:24,431 --> 00:54:27,809 you'll ruin the whole effect, God damn it. 635 00:54:27,893 --> 00:54:30,187 What the hell is wrong with you? 636 00:54:30,270 --> 00:54:33,148 What you lookin' at me like that for? 637 00:54:33,232 --> 00:54:35,776 Huh? You don't get it? 638 00:54:35,859 --> 00:54:37,986 Your shit ain't workin' up there? 639 00:54:38,070 --> 00:54:41,240 Take your ass in the back of the garage with Nora. 640 00:54:41,323 --> 00:54:42,574 That's your job. 641 00:54:42,658 --> 00:54:45,369 Go back there with Nora and help her ass out. 642 00:54:45,410 --> 00:54:46,620 Go do your job. 643 00:54:46,703 --> 00:54:50,249 I left the back door unlocked for your ass... 644 00:54:50,332 --> 00:54:53,252 to go out the back into the garage. 645 00:54:53,335 --> 00:54:54,503 That's what I did. 646 00:54:54,628 --> 00:54:57,297 You need to get the hell outta here. 647 00:54:57,422 --> 00:54:59,341 Go on, scoot! Skedaddle! 648 00:54:59,424 --> 00:55:01,510 Get the fuck out of Dodge! 649 00:55:08,642 --> 00:55:11,770 God damn. What the hell's somebody gotta do... 650 00:55:11,854 --> 00:55:14,189 to get a little decent help up in this motherfucker? 651 00:55:14,273 --> 00:55:16,483 God damn it. Come on. 652 00:55:16,525 --> 00:55:18,861 Let's go find Freddie. 653 00:55:22,781 --> 00:55:24,741 This is bullshit. 654 00:55:41,550 --> 00:55:43,010 Hey, Jim? 655 00:55:46,263 --> 00:55:48,348 You gotta see this. 656 00:56:36,188 --> 00:56:38,607 Gross. 657 00:56:42,819 --> 00:56:44,571 Hey, Freddie. 658 00:56:44,655 --> 00:56:47,115 Is this all part of the setup? 659 00:57:03,090 --> 00:57:06,426 "Laurie Strode, sister of Michael Myers... 660 00:57:06,468 --> 00:57:09,137 "survives Halloween night massacre." 661 00:57:20,774 --> 00:57:23,569 Heh. Nice prop. 662 00:57:25,112 --> 00:57:26,363 Aah! 663 00:57:27,990 --> 00:57:29,116 Oh, my God! 664 00:57:31,368 --> 00:57:34,538 Oh, my God! 665 00:57:34,621 --> 00:57:36,832 Is anybody else seeing this? 666 00:57:39,710 --> 00:57:41,170 Jim? 667 00:57:45,924 --> 00:57:47,342 Aaah! 668 00:57:48,844 --> 00:57:50,137 Aaah! 669 00:57:52,806 --> 00:57:54,349 Aah! Oh, my God! 670 00:57:54,433 --> 00:57:56,018 No! 671 00:58:01,815 --> 00:58:04,318 Help! Somebody! 672 00:58:04,359 --> 00:58:06,987 Someone help! Oh, my God! 673 00:58:07,070 --> 00:58:10,324 This isn't funny anymore! 674 00:58:12,034 --> 00:58:15,495 Help me! Somebody help! 675 00:58:15,621 --> 00:58:16,705 This is not funny! 676 00:58:22,044 --> 00:58:23,921 Oh, my God! 677 00:58:24,004 --> 00:58:26,548 Stay away from me! Aah! 678 00:58:27,633 --> 00:58:31,345 Aah! Aah! 679 00:58:31,386 --> 00:58:33,430 Aah! 680 00:58:37,601 --> 00:58:39,061 Aah! 681 00:59:05,379 --> 00:59:07,047 That was so fake. 682 00:59:07,130 --> 00:59:08,799 No, no, wait. Wait, you guys. 683 00:59:08,882 --> 00:59:12,135 That really happened. She was just killed. 684 00:59:14,596 --> 00:59:16,640 Man, you're gullible. 685 00:59:16,723 --> 00:59:18,183 Get outta here. 686 00:59:26,942 --> 00:59:28,861 It's a good thing there's no cameras in here. 687 00:59:31,405 --> 00:59:33,365 We're wearing cameras. 688 00:59:37,452 --> 00:59:38,620 Whoosh. 689 01:00:09,860 --> 01:00:11,320 Aaaah! 690 01:00:11,403 --> 01:00:13,614 Michael's here! 691 01:00:13,697 --> 01:00:15,782 I saw him! He's in the house! 692 01:00:15,824 --> 01:00:17,409 He's here! 693 01:00:18,660 --> 01:00:19,870 Oh, my God. 694 01:00:19,953 --> 01:00:22,372 What's going on? What you talking about? 695 01:00:22,456 --> 01:00:23,707 Don't do this, girl. 696 01:00:23,790 --> 01:00:25,667 You're bringing me down on this beautiful evening. 697 01:00:25,751 --> 01:00:28,253 There's nobody here. You're just bugging out. 698 01:00:28,337 --> 01:00:29,546 It's not funny, OK? 699 01:00:29,671 --> 01:00:32,132 -Stop it, OK? -He's down in that room. 700 01:00:32,257 --> 01:00:36,136 There is 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 people in the house. 701 01:00:36,178 --> 01:00:38,347 There's no Michael Myers here. There's nobody. 702 01:00:38,430 --> 01:00:40,974 Listen, I saw him right over there. 703 01:00:41,058 --> 01:00:43,310 He's in here? Ooh. Michael Myers. 704 01:00:43,352 --> 01:00:44,478 Where's Michael Myers? 705 01:00:44,561 --> 01:00:46,438 Michael Myers! I don't see nothing. 706 01:00:46,522 --> 01:00:49,149 -He was in here. -You're bringing me down. 707 01:00:49,191 --> 01:00:51,318 Rudy, I saw--Aaaah! 708 01:00:51,401 --> 01:00:53,153 Rudy! 709 01:00:53,195 --> 01:00:56,240 Uhh! Uhh! 710 01:00:56,323 --> 01:00:58,075 -Fucker! -Whoa, whoa! 711 01:00:58,158 --> 01:01:00,661 Turn off the cameras! 712 01:01:00,702 --> 01:01:03,080 -Get it back online. -What's wrong? 713 01:01:03,205 --> 01:01:04,748 Cut to a different camera angle. 714 01:01:04,873 --> 01:01:08,502 It's me. Freddie. 715 01:01:08,585 --> 01:01:11,046 Freddie. What the fuck are you doing? 716 01:01:11,129 --> 01:01:12,714 Damn, man, you hit me... 717 01:01:12,798 --> 01:01:15,509 like I murdered your fuckin' mother. 718 01:01:15,551 --> 01:01:17,135 Relax, man. 719 01:01:17,219 --> 01:01:19,555 I'm only tryin' to give America a good show. 720 01:01:19,638 --> 01:01:22,391 So none of this shit is real, right? 721 01:01:22,474 --> 01:01:23,767 Like the furniture... 722 01:01:23,809 --> 01:01:26,019 the photos, all the fucked up toys? 723 01:01:26,103 --> 01:01:27,896 It's all fake. We've been set up. 724 01:01:27,980 --> 01:01:30,107 You knew you didn't have a show anyone would watch... 725 01:01:30,190 --> 01:01:32,609 so you set us all up at our fucking expense, huh? 726 01:01:32,693 --> 01:01:34,653 What expense are you talkin' about? 727 01:01:34,736 --> 01:01:37,447 You ain't contributed a dime to settin' up this shit. 728 01:01:37,573 --> 01:01:40,075 Besides, don't nobody want to see any of y'all... 729 01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:41,869 runnin' around no empty house... 730 01:01:41,952 --> 01:01:44,413 possibly comin' up with nothing any-damn-way. 731 01:01:44,496 --> 01:01:46,790 America don't like reality, first of all. 732 01:01:46,874 --> 01:01:50,043 Second of all, they think the shit is boring. 733 01:01:50,085 --> 01:01:52,379 They want a little razzle-dazzle... 734 01:01:52,421 --> 01:01:55,299 a little pizazz, a little thrill in their life. 735 01:01:55,382 --> 01:01:57,176 And us being the ones that give it to 'em-- 736 01:01:57,217 --> 01:01:59,219 I don't see nothin' wrong with that. 737 01:01:59,303 --> 01:02:01,388 I did not sign up for this. 738 01:02:01,430 --> 01:02:03,724 Y'all need to do me a favor, all right? 739 01:02:03,765 --> 01:02:07,186 Go along with this shit. Don't blow it. Not now. 740 01:02:07,269 --> 01:02:09,313 You really have no idea... 741 01:02:09,438 --> 01:02:11,231 of how nicely I worked things out... 742 01:02:11,315 --> 01:02:12,900 so that we all can receive... 743 01:02:12,983 --> 01:02:16,111 somewhat of a robust back end when this shit is all over. 744 01:02:16,195 --> 01:02:18,739 I don't know what you want to do about your share... 745 01:02:18,822 --> 01:02:20,699 but please don't fuck it up for me. 746 01:02:20,782 --> 01:02:22,910 I want my money, a'ight? 747 01:02:22,951 --> 01:02:25,829 Now, if you don't mind, I'd like to go... 748 01:02:25,913 --> 01:02:28,165 scare the shit out of some more of these motherfuckers... 749 01:02:28,248 --> 01:02:31,084 so, I'm gonna get it crackin'. 750 01:02:31,126 --> 01:02:33,462 Y'all do what the fuck y'all gotta do. 751 01:02:33,545 --> 01:02:36,089 See y'all. Ha ha ha ha! 752 01:02:36,131 --> 01:02:38,675 -All right. -We have it. 753 01:02:38,759 --> 01:02:41,011 -Turn up the sound. -Where'd everybody go? 754 01:03:03,075 --> 01:03:04,368 Ohh. 755 01:03:05,953 --> 01:03:07,454 There you are, Bill. 756 01:03:07,496 --> 01:03:10,165 So what do you guys want to do? 757 01:03:10,249 --> 01:03:13,335 I don't know. I could use the money. 758 01:03:13,418 --> 01:03:16,713 No. Fuck that. I'm out. 759 01:03:16,839 --> 01:03:18,215 Me too. I quit. 760 01:03:23,011 --> 01:03:24,221 Boo! 761 01:03:28,725 --> 01:03:30,811 She must be going for the first internet Emmy. 762 01:03:33,480 --> 01:03:34,857 You can't scare us, Jen. 763 01:03:34,898 --> 01:03:36,233 You're gonna have to do better than that. 764 01:03:43,448 --> 01:03:44,741 You too, Freddie. 765 01:03:48,036 --> 01:03:52,040 Aaaaaaah! 766 01:04:02,301 --> 01:04:04,469 -Eww! -How'd they do that? 767 01:04:04,553 --> 01:04:07,472 -Digital effects. -No, it isn't! 768 01:04:09,057 --> 01:04:10,184 Hello. 911? 769 01:04:12,978 --> 01:04:15,147 Oh, my God. 770 01:04:19,193 --> 01:04:21,820 -It's locked! -Fuck. 771 01:04:21,904 --> 01:04:24,531 Go in there! Go in there now! 772 01:04:44,134 --> 01:04:46,553 Jim, run! Run! 773 01:04:46,595 --> 01:04:48,305 Ah! 774 01:04:48,388 --> 01:04:51,391 Oh! Aah! 775 01:05:00,400 --> 01:05:02,402 Uhh. 776 01:05:22,339 --> 01:05:25,926 Hey, Michael! Yeah, I'm talking to you. 777 01:05:25,968 --> 01:05:27,970 You want a piece of me? 778 01:05:45,237 --> 01:05:48,073 You should try a little less protein in your diet. 779 01:05:48,156 --> 01:05:50,284 Control some of that aggression, huh? 780 01:06:09,303 --> 01:06:10,429 Want some of this, huh? 781 01:06:11,930 --> 01:06:14,099 I know what 911 is for! 782 01:06:14,183 --> 01:06:16,226 This is an emergency. It's not a hoax. 783 01:06:19,271 --> 01:06:21,773 Motherfucker, come on. Trying to fucking kill me? 784 01:06:21,857 --> 01:06:24,401 Come on! You like sushi, motherfucker?! 785 01:06:24,443 --> 01:06:27,571 You gonna fucking kill me? 786 01:06:27,654 --> 01:06:28,906 Oh, shit. 787 01:07:25,337 --> 01:07:27,047 Somebody... 788 01:07:27,130 --> 01:07:28,966 somebody out there, please help us. 789 01:07:29,049 --> 01:07:31,677 Somebody, please help us. 790 01:07:31,718 --> 01:07:34,721 She really is a very talented actress. 791 01:07:48,443 --> 01:07:50,237 Deckard. 792 01:07:50,320 --> 01:07:52,698 Deckard, if you're there, please let me know. 793 01:07:53,991 --> 01:07:56,577 Who's Deckard? Myles is Deckard. 794 01:07:56,618 --> 01:07:57,744 What do you mean? 795 01:08:03,458 --> 01:08:08,005 Deckard, he's killing all of us. 796 01:08:08,088 --> 01:08:09,381 He's killing us. 797 01:08:09,464 --> 01:08:10,591 There he is! Upper right! 798 01:08:10,674 --> 01:08:12,926 -Zoom in! -Go to the other camera. 799 01:08:12,968 --> 01:08:14,469 Tell her he's coming up the stairs. 800 01:08:14,553 --> 01:08:17,389 This isn't funny anymore! Do something! 801 01:08:36,617 --> 01:08:37,784 Aah! 802 01:08:40,287 --> 01:08:43,290 -He heard her! -Oh, my God. 803 01:08:45,667 --> 01:08:47,544 He's at the door! 804 01:08:47,628 --> 01:08:49,213 Get her out! 805 01:09:21,453 --> 01:09:23,539 Oh, my God. 806 01:09:23,664 --> 01:09:25,666 -No! -It's too high! 807 01:09:38,554 --> 01:09:39,680 No! 808 01:09:47,604 --> 01:09:48,730 Aaah! 809 01:10:00,075 --> 01:10:01,910 I can't see you! 810 01:10:13,630 --> 01:10:16,717 Deckard, where is he? 811 01:10:40,157 --> 01:10:41,283 Tell her to go! 812 01:10:41,366 --> 01:10:43,410 -Now's her chance. -Come on, go! 813 01:11:28,830 --> 01:11:32,459 My God. Everybody's dead. 814 01:11:32,543 --> 01:11:35,003 Where is he? 815 01:11:35,128 --> 01:11:37,047 I don't know. 816 01:11:37,130 --> 01:11:41,093 We got to get the fuck outta here now. 817 01:11:41,176 --> 01:11:42,803 Come on. Let's go. 818 01:12:02,531 --> 01:12:04,533 Oh, shit. 819 01:12:04,616 --> 01:12:06,451 Aaah! 820 01:12:20,757 --> 01:12:23,343 So, you want to be on Dangertainment? 821 01:12:24,928 --> 01:12:27,389 Let's see what you got. 822 01:12:27,431 --> 01:12:29,141 Waa--hyah! 823 01:12:35,564 --> 01:12:36,982 Hyah! 824 01:12:49,369 --> 01:12:51,330 Aah! 825 01:12:53,290 --> 01:12:54,708 Yo, Mike, come see me. 826 01:12:54,750 --> 01:12:58,128 Michael, come and see me! Look at me! 827 01:13:02,716 --> 01:13:05,302 You wanna fuck with me, huh? 828 01:13:05,344 --> 01:13:07,304 You motherfucker. 829 01:13:07,387 --> 01:13:08,972 Haaa-yah! 830 01:13:42,172 --> 01:13:45,759 Let's get outta here. Come on. 831 01:13:45,801 --> 01:13:47,594 You all right? 832 01:13:47,678 --> 01:13:50,514 I saw his room. 833 01:13:50,639 --> 01:13:53,308 He's been living underneath this fucking house... 834 01:13:53,433 --> 01:13:54,977 for who knows how long. 835 01:13:55,102 --> 01:13:56,979 Probably the last 20 years. 836 01:13:57,062 --> 01:13:58,355 Come on. 837 01:14:01,817 --> 01:14:05,445 I swear on my soul... 838 01:14:05,487 --> 01:14:07,948 I had no idea. 839 01:14:07,990 --> 01:14:09,908 I swear. 840 01:14:15,205 --> 01:14:18,500 Aw, shit. 841 01:14:18,584 --> 01:14:20,544 Come on. Let's go. 842 01:14:23,755 --> 01:14:26,341 Oh, my God. He cut the cable. 843 01:14:26,466 --> 01:14:29,052 Where the fuck is he? 844 01:14:30,846 --> 01:14:32,472 This is bad. 845 01:14:34,183 --> 01:14:38,437 Deckard, where is he? 846 01:14:47,946 --> 01:14:50,741 -No! -Run! Oh! 847 01:15:04,254 --> 01:15:06,507 Aah! 848 01:15:10,052 --> 01:15:11,345 No. 849 01:15:57,140 --> 01:15:59,101 Uhh. 850 01:16:02,020 --> 01:16:03,981 Oh, no. 851 01:16:29,590 --> 01:16:31,425 Aaaah! 852 01:16:32,509 --> 01:16:34,303 Uhh! 853 01:16:56,074 --> 01:16:57,868 Aah! 854 01:16:57,951 --> 01:16:59,786 Aah! 855 01:17:12,341 --> 01:17:14,468 Uhh. 856 01:18:06,520 --> 01:18:08,063 You bastard! 857 01:18:08,146 --> 01:18:10,440 This is for Jen! 858 01:18:12,401 --> 01:18:13,527 This is for Rudy! 859 01:18:16,947 --> 01:18:19,032 For all of them! 860 01:18:31,170 --> 01:18:32,462 Oh, shit. 861 01:18:37,926 --> 01:18:39,094 Aah! 862 01:18:44,224 --> 01:18:46,476 Aah! 863 01:19:53,418 --> 01:19:56,672 Trick or treat, motherfucker. 864 01:19:59,716 --> 01:20:01,301 Aaaah! 865 01:20:13,355 --> 01:20:14,481 No! 866 01:20:15,649 --> 01:20:17,192 No! 867 01:20:17,234 --> 01:20:18,402 Aah! 868 01:20:35,127 --> 01:20:36,753 Uhh! 869 01:20:36,837 --> 01:20:37,963 Aaah! 870 01:20:38,046 --> 01:20:39,631 Ohh! 871 01:20:52,853 --> 01:20:56,565 Burn, motherfucker! Burn! 872 01:20:58,317 --> 01:21:00,277 Sara! 873 01:21:02,571 --> 01:21:04,239 Come on, come on! 874 01:21:04,364 --> 01:21:05,532 Uhh! 875 01:21:05,616 --> 01:21:09,036 Hey, Mikey! Happy fucking Halloween! 876 01:21:58,919 --> 01:22:01,672 Sara? Sara Moyer? 877 01:22:01,755 --> 01:22:04,675 -Sara? -Can we get a statement? 878 01:22:04,758 --> 01:22:06,260 Hey, we can go live now. 879 01:22:06,343 --> 01:22:08,512 What happened with Michael Myers? 880 01:22:08,595 --> 01:22:12,057 Thank you, Deckard. You saved my life. 881 01:22:20,524 --> 01:22:22,401 What's it feel like to be a hero, Sara? 882 01:22:22,484 --> 01:22:24,194 How does it feel now that it's all over? 883 01:22:24,278 --> 01:22:26,196 What makes you so sure it's over? 884 01:22:26,280 --> 01:22:27,489 Excuse me. 885 01:22:27,573 --> 01:22:29,783 -Watch the camera! -No more cameras! 886 01:22:29,825 --> 01:22:32,369 Dangertainment is off the air. 887 01:22:32,452 --> 01:22:34,288 Why don't y'all show some respect? 888 01:22:34,329 --> 01:22:36,206 Mr. Harris, would you like to make a statement? 889 01:22:36,290 --> 01:22:38,041 What can you tell us about Michael Myers? 890 01:22:38,125 --> 01:22:40,711 Michael Myers is not a sound bite... 891 01:22:40,794 --> 01:22:45,340 a spin-off, a tie-in, some celebrity scandal. 892 01:22:45,465 --> 01:22:50,637 Michael Myers is a killer shark in baggy-ass overalls... 893 01:22:50,721 --> 01:22:52,472 that gets his kicks off of killing... 894 01:22:52,556 --> 01:22:55,017 everything and everyone that he comes across. 895 01:22:55,100 --> 01:22:57,019 That's all. 896 01:22:57,102 --> 01:22:59,479 We're done dancing for these cameras. 897 01:22:59,521 --> 01:23:01,023 Let's get outta here, Sara. 898 01:23:01,064 --> 01:23:03,942 But how are you feeling right now? 899 01:23:03,984 --> 01:23:05,819 Heh. 900 01:23:05,861 --> 01:23:07,070 How am I feelin' now? 901 01:23:07,154 --> 01:23:09,907 You wanna know how I'm feelin' right now? 902 01:23:09,990 --> 01:23:11,241 Feel this! 903 01:23:11,325 --> 01:23:13,493 My camera! 904 01:23:23,712 --> 01:23:25,130 That's him, isn't it? 905 01:23:25,214 --> 01:23:27,257 I want to see his face. 906 01:23:27,341 --> 01:23:32,304 I want to warn you, ma'am, it's not a pretty sight. 907 01:23:35,140 --> 01:23:37,559 All right. 908 01:23:46,568 --> 01:23:47,861 Come on, back it off. Let's go. 909 01:23:47,945 --> 01:23:49,238 Wow. 910 01:23:49,321 --> 01:23:51,865 You're lookin' a little crispy over there, Mikey. 911 01:23:51,990 --> 01:23:54,701 Like some chicken-fried motherfucker. 912 01:23:54,785 --> 01:23:59,456 Well, may he never, ever rest in peace. 913 01:24:09,424 --> 01:24:11,468 Hey, how's it going? 914 01:24:11,552 --> 01:24:13,387 You've gotta be kidding me. 915 01:24:13,428 --> 01:24:14,847 Another one? 916 01:24:14,930 --> 01:24:16,348 It's your lucky night. 917 01:24:16,431 --> 01:24:17,766 You got a celebrity. 918 01:24:17,850 --> 01:24:20,853 Ooh, let me get my autograph book. 919 01:24:20,936 --> 01:24:24,106 I'm not kidding. It's Michael Myers. 920 01:24:24,231 --> 01:24:25,399 What? 921 01:24:29,027 --> 01:24:31,446 Get me a copy of that autograph. 922 01:24:31,530 --> 01:24:32,948 -Yeah, sure. -Ha ha! 923 01:24:33,031 --> 01:24:34,533 It's cracking me up.