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[ Barking ]
[ Barks ]
¶¶ [ Theme from the godfather part ii ]
[ Bell tolls ]
I believe in the playground.
Uh, it's my favoritist place in the whole wild world.
I believe in the playground.
But two yesterdays ago, a bad thing happened...
I believe in the playground.
When we was playing there.
I believe in the playground.
Some big boys took my brother's binky and buried it in the sandbox.
I believe in the playground.
Binky, bye-bye.
I believe in the playground.
They make my brother cry. - [ Whimpers ]
I believe in the playground.
So i said, "dilly, this is a job for the bobfather."
[ Chair squeaking ]
[ Gulps ] You come to me on the day of this wedding...
[ Chair squeaking ]
And ask me to take care of the boys who made your brother cry ?
[ Chair squeaking ]
Um, no.
[ Chair squeaking ]
Dill just wants a new binky.
[ Chair squeaking ]
That's it ? A binky ?
[ Chair squeaking ]
I don't get to squeeze no one's head or pull no one's hair ?
[ Chair squeaking ]
Uh... no. - Binky, please.
[ Chair squeaking ]
Dumb baby. Can't even make a good wish.
[ Chair squeaking ]
All right, kiss my ring.
[ Chair squeaking ]
Eww ! Go send the next one in and tell him to bring a sponge !
[ Chair squeaking ]
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[ stereo ] ¶ that's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh i like it ¶
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¶ uh-huh, uh-huh ¶ nine, eleven,
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twent-- twenty.
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you're not supposed to look at your feet when you're dancing.
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but i gots to, susie. They just keep getting all tanglied up !
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whoo-hoo ! ¶¶ [ Continues ]
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faster, Phillip. We gots to get to the peoples on top.
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- i got dibs on the feets. - Lil ? Phil ?
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the bobfather wants to see you now.
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i can't believe Angelica saw that movie last night.
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i can't mother and merger at the same time.
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besides, she only saw a scene or two. It couldn't have made an impression.
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uh, bobfather, we founded this in our crib. [ Horse neighs ]
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well, that's what you get for wiping your boogers on Cynthia !
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so that's where i left 'em.
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¶ that's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh i like it, uh-huh, uh-huh ¶¶
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and now, let's give a warm round of applause...
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to our number-one newlyweds out of this week's top-ten married couples,
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Mr. and Mrs. Lou and Lulu pickles !
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come on, Lulu. Let's show these whippersnappers how it's done !
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i didn't get these plastic hips for nothing.
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[ chuckling ] - Yee-hoo ! [ Laughs ]
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so, chas, buddy, think you'll ever tie the knot again ?
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'cause i got a cousin who's lookin'.
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big bones, broad shoulders.
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whoo ! And she can eat her weight in cheese in one sitting.
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thanks, Betty, but cheese gives me hives. So does dating.
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boy, Lou and Lulu sure can boogie.
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¶¶ [ swing ]
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you're like family to me, finster. Name your wish.
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[ inhales loudly ] Um, um--
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gosh, bobfather, i don't know what to wish for.
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oh, just pick something already !
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- [ snorts, babbling ] - I don't mean your nose !
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come on, chuckie.
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grandpa Lou's throwing a gardener !
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¶ these boots are made for walkin' ¶ [ Gasps ]
¶ And that's just what they'll do ¶ hmm.
¶ These boots are made for walkin' ¶ [ Gasps ]
¶ One of these days these boots ¶ I'll take that binky.
¶ These boots are made for walkin' ¶ [ Gasps ]
¶ Are gonna walk all over you ¶¶
¶ these boots are made for walkin' ¶ [ Gasps ]
Here you go, Drooly.
¶ These boots are made for walkin' ¶ [ Gasps ]
It fell off a truck. - Wow !
¶ These boots are made for walkin' ¶ [ Gasps ]
See, dilly ? You got your wish.
¶ These boots are made for walkin' ¶ [ Gasps ]
I'm really happy for you, pop.
Yeah, Lulu's a great lady.
I'm really happy for you, pop.
[ Lou ] Yup, she's a keeper.
I'm really happy for you, pop.
'Course, no one will ever replace your mother.
I'm really happy for you, pop.
It's her love in here that helped this old geezer love again.
I'm really happy for you, pop.
All right, folks.
I'm really happy for you, pop.
Now it's time for a special dance for all the kids and their moms.
I'm really happy for you, pop.
Mommy just loves dancing with you handsome boys.
I'm really happy for you, pop.
[ Woman ] ¶ when you love ¶
I'm really happy for you, pop.
¶ You're not alone ¶
I'm really happy for you, pop.
¶ The one you love ¶
I'm really happy for you, pop.
¶ Is there beside you ¶
I'm really happy for you, pop.
¶ Never lost ¶
I'm really happy for you, pop.
¶ Or own your own ¶
I'm really happy for you, pop.
¶ A gentle hand ¶ [ Sighs ]
I'm really happy for you, pop.
¶ Is there to guide you ¶ Angelica !
I'm really happy for you, pop.
Wait, Angelica. I think i know-- i know what i want to wish for now.
I'm really happy for you, pop.
I'd kinda like to have a new mommy.
I'm really happy for you, pop.
Sorry, finster. That game's over.
I'm really happy for you, pop.
'Sides, I'm wanted on the dance floor.
I'm really happy for you, pop.
¶ Deep inside ¶
but that's my wish.
¶ Deep inside ¶
¶ you imagine ¶
¶ deep inside ¶
¶ that love never dies ¶
¶ deep inside ¶
¶ when you love ¶
¶ you're not alone ¶
¶ when you love ¶
¶ the one you love ¶ it's getting late, chuckie.
¶ When you love ¶
what do you say we head home ? ¶ is there beside you ¶
¶ when you love ¶
¶ never lost ¶
¶ when you love ¶
¶ or on your own ¶
¶ when you love ¶
¶ a gentle hand ¶
¶ when you love ¶
¶ is there to guide you ¶¶
¶ when you love ¶
[ yawns ] - Chuckie ?
What are you doing up ?
[ Yawns ] - Chuckie ?
I was just looking through some of our old things.
[ Yawns ] - Chuckie ?
'Member your wawa ?
[ Gasps ] - Your mommy made it for you.
'Member your wawa ?
Ah, chuckie.
Your mom was an amazing woman.
Ah, chuckie.
I'll bet she's in heaven right now, looking down on us.
Ah, chuckie.
Oh, I've been missing her so much, chuckie.
Ah, chuckie.
You know ? Maybe we could use a mommy's touch around here.
Huh, little guy ?
You know ? Maybe we could use a mommy's touch around here.
[ Sighs ]
You know ? Maybe we could use a mommy's touch around here.
[ Snorting, murmuring ]
You know ? Maybe we could use a mommy's touch around here.
You gotta love the Internet, chas.
Behold the future of dating. What are they doin' ?
You gotta love the Internet, chas.
My daddy's helping your daddy catch some dates in a net.
You gotta love the Internet, chas.
What are dates ?
You gotta love the Internet, chas.
Big raisins that make you poop.
You gotta love the Internet, chas.
What is it with you babies and poop ?
You gotta love the Internet, chas.
Gosh, where do you want us to start, Angelica ?
You gotta love the Internet, chas.
Wow ! My own web page.
You gotta love the Internet, chas.
"Chas finster, bureaucrat-bachelor."
You gotta love the Internet, chas.
Are you sure this is gonna work ? Would i do you wrong, chas ?
You gotta love the Internet, chas.
Look, you already have 12 dates. - Wow !
You gotta love the Internet, chas.
That's triple my lifetime record.
You gotta love the Internet, chas.
Look at this one.
You gotta love the Internet, chas.
She loves sunsets, long walks on Sandy beaches...
You gotta love the Internet, chas.
And is not allowed in the state of Kentucky.
You gotta love the Internet, chas.
Oh, oh, i don't know about this, stu.
You gotta love the Internet, chas.
[ Groans ] Let me put it to you this way.
You gotta love the Internet, chas.
Dates is for people like Mr. chuckie's dad, who don't got no wife.
You gotta love the Internet, chas.
But why does chuckie's daddy need a wife ?
You gotta love the Internet, chas.
What i have to put up with !
You gotta love the Internet, chas.
'Cause if his daddy gets a new wife,
you gotta love the Internet, chas.
Then that means chuckie gets a new mommy.
You gotta love the Internet, chas.
[ Gasps ] - I'm really gonna get my wish ?
You gotta love the Internet, chas.
Yeah, so long as you stay in my good flavor.
You gotta love the Internet, chas.
I didn't know she had a good flavor.
You gotta love the Internet, chas.
[ Chuckles ] Guys, guys ! I'm gonna gets a mommy !
You gotta love the Internet, chas.
And i bet she's gonna be clean...
You gotta love the Internet, chas.
And cuddly and nice.
You gotta love the Internet, chas.
[ Tommy ] Sounds great. [ Chuckie ] I hope she's not too clean.
You gotta love the Internet, chas.
[ All laughing ]
You gotta love the Internet, chas.
[ Car horns honking ]
[ Woman, French accent ] What are you waiting for ?
Get off your derrieres and get the show on the road. Tout de suite !
[ Woman, French accent ] What are you waiting for ?
[ Squeals ] I love the sound...
[ Woman, French accent ] What are you waiting for ?
Of panicked, scurrying feet in the morning.
[ Woman, French accent ] What are you waiting for ?
don't you, Jean-Claude ?
[ Woman, French accent ] What are you waiting for ?
It moves me deeply, madame.
[ Woman, French accent ] What are you waiting for ?
[ Roaring ]
¶¶ [ Operatic howl ]
[ Roaring ]
¶ That reptar's a nuisance ¶
[ roaring ]
¶ He's a Thorn in our side ¶
[ roaring ]
¶ The way things are going ¶
[ roaring ]
¶ Our village will be fried ¶¶
[ roaring ]
[ Screaming ]
[ Whistling sound ]
Ugh, that stu pickles !
I want that nincompoop inventor here...
Ugh, that stu pickles !
Within 24 hours...
Ugh, that stu pickles !
Or another head will roll.
Ugh, that stu pickles !
I'll take care of it personally.
Ugh, that stu pickles !
Kira ! Madame la bouche wants her pickles ! Now !
Ugh, that stu pickles !
[ Phone beeping ]
Ugh, that stu pickles !
[ Rhythmic beeping ]
[ Phone ringing ]
[ Rings ]
H-hello ?
[ Gasping ] Hello ?
[ Rings ] H-hello ?
Hello, Mr. pickles ? This is Kira watanabe from euroreptar.
[ Rings ] H-hello ?
I'm sorry to call so late, but the reptile you designed has broken down...
[ Rings ] H-hello ?
And my boss is having a fit.
[ Rings ] H-hello ?
Reptar's a hit ? That's great.
[ Rings ] H-hello ?
We need you to come to Paris on the next flight.
[ Rings ] H-hello ?
Paris. Oh, yeah. The city of lights.
[ Rings ] H-hello ?
Madame kindly recommends that you--
[ rings ] H-hello ?
Come with my family and friends ?
[ Rings ] H-hello ?
[ Grunts, groans ] - [ Yawns ] Okey-dokey.
[ Rings ] H-hello ?
[ Babbling ] [ Kira ] Um, hello ?
[ Rings ] H-hello ?
Mr. pickles ? Hello ? Are you still there ?
[ Rings ] H-hello ?
Hey, deed, we're going to France. Hello !
[ Rings ] H-hello ?
Oh, stu, I'm too tired to dance.
[ Rings ] H-hello ?
[ Both shouting ] France ?
[ Rings ] H-hello ?
I'm going to France, and you're not.
[ Rings ] H-hello ?
I already learned how to parsley-voo francy,
[ rings ] H-hello ?
Which, for your information, means "speak French."
[ Rings ] H-hello ?
[ Speaking French ]
Au revoir ! No one likes a showoff, susie.
[ Speaking French ]
¶ We're headin' out, babies there we go ¶
[ speaking French ]
¶ Get those stubby legs movin' no time to pick your nose ¶
[ speaking French ]
¶ We've got stuff to do let's take spike too ¶
[ speaking French ]
¶ We're on our way to France don't forget our underpants ¶
[ speaking French ]
¶ We're headin' out, babies we're on our way ¶
[ speaking French ]
¶ Here we go on a big, exciting trip ¶
[ speaking French ]
¶ We're headin' up, up up, up, up ¶ oops !
[ Speaking French ]
¶ Hang on to your diapies don't lose your bib ¶
[ speaking French ]
¶ Get moving, babies i hope we're all packed ¶
[ speaking French ]
¶ We don't know when we're gonna get back ¶
[ speaking French ]
¶ No time to worry 'bout gettin' stinky ¶
[ speaking French ]
¶ I hope you remembered to pack your binky ¶
[ speaking French ]
¶ We're takin' off whee ¶
[ speaking French ]
¶ We're on our way to France, Paris ¶¶
[ speaking French ]
- How in the heck do you work this thing ? - I don't know.
[ Speaking French ]
I think I'm going to scream. [ All screaming ]
[ Speaking French ]
[ Screaming continues ]
[ Speaking French ]
[ Snoring ] [ Karate yells ]
¶¶ [ Dramatic ]
[ Snoring ] [ Karate yells ]
[ Karate yells continue ]
[ Snoring ] [ Karate yells ]
Yoo-wah ! Hee-yah ! - [ Groans ]
[ Snoring ] [ Karate yells ]
Whoops. Guess robosnail thought he could fly.
[ Snoring ] [ Karate yells ]
[ Cooing, squealing ]
[ Tommy ] Wow ! Press a button, get a mommy.
[ Cooing, squealing ]
[ Gasps ] I never saw a mommy button before.
[ Cooing, squealing ]
Let's see what kind of mommy your button gots for you, chuckie.
[ Cooing, squealing ]
Hey, i wanted to press the button, Lillian !
[ Cooing, squealing ]
You want the button, Phillip ? You can't handle the button !
[ Cooing, squealing ]
[ Squeaking ] Oh, look.
A toy that was already broken.
[ Squeaking ] Oh, look.
Unfortunately the union forbids me from picking it up.
[ Squeaking ] Oh, look.
That's a job for your mommy.
[ Squeaking ] Oh, look.
[ Toy squeaking ] Somebody got up on the wrong side of the bread.
[ Squeaking ] Oh, look.
Let's try again. No !
[ Squeaking ] Oh, look.
Let's not, Lillian.
[ Squeaking ] Oh, look.
I'll just wait for the bobfather to bring her,
[ squeaking ] Oh, look.
Whenever that is.
[ Squeaking ] Oh, look.
Let's go ask her, chuckie. She just sneaked behind that curtain over there.
[ Squeaking ] Oh, look.
[ Headphones ] ¶ do you wanna play outside ¶
[ squeaking ] Oh, look.
¶ And come with me it's such a lovely day ¶
[ squeaking ] Oh, look.
¶¶ [ Continues, stops ]
[ Squeaking ] Oh, look.
Hey ! What's the big idea ? Hi, Angelica.
[ Squeaking ] Oh, look.
Oh, for feet's sake !
[ Squeaking ] Oh, look.
Can't you see this is the no-dumb-babies section ?
[ Squeaking ] Oh, look.
Uh, sorry, Angelica,
[ squeaking ] Oh, look.
But chuckie was kinda wonderin' when his new mommy was comin'.
[ Squeaking ] Oh, look.
I'm workin' on it.
[ Squeaking ] Oh, look.
And i almost had a good one,
[ squeaking ] Oh, look.
But then i got so hungry, i just had to sit down.
[ Squeaking ] Oh, look.
- Maybe you need a nap. - Or cookies.
[ Squeaking ] Oh, look.
- Or cookies. - And ice cream.
[ Squeaking ] Oh, look.
- And ice cream ! - Which happens to be in that kitchen up there.
[ Squeaking ] Oh, look.
Be right back. Come on, you guys.
[ Squeaking ] Oh, look.
Where they going ? There's lots of neat stuff down here, Phillip.
[ Squeaking ] Oh, look.
Like a hairy toothbrush, a 'tato chip.
[ Squeaking ] Oh, look.
Hey, somebody must have losted their lunch !
Mmm ! [ Laughing ]
Hey, somebody must have losted their lunch !
¶ Do you wanna play outside ¶
¶ and come with me it's such a lovely day ¶¶ [ Blubbering ]
¶ Do you wanna play outside ¶
[ grunts, shouts ]
¶ Do you wanna play outside ¶
[ yelling ]
¶ Do you wanna play outside ¶
[ both yelling ]
¶ Do you wanna play outside ¶
¶ do you want to play outside and come with me it such a lovely-- ¶¶
¶ do you wanna play outside ¶
doh !
¶ Do you wanna play outside ¶
finster !
¶ Do you wanna play outside ¶
look, Phillip ! Party hats.
Thanks a lot, diaper bags. [ Disgusted grunt ]
Look, Phillip ! Party hats.
[ Squealing ] [ Laughing ]
Look, Phillip ! Party hats.
Whoo ! I smell a ripey diapie.
Look, Phillip ! Party hats.
Come on, sweetie. Time to get changed.
Look, Phillip ! Party hats.
[ Woman ] ¶ i want a mom that will last forever ¶
¶ i want a mom to make it all better ¶
¶ i want a mom that will last forever ¶
¶ i want a mom who will love me whatever ¶
¶ i want a mom to take my hand ¶
¶ and make me feel like a holiday ¶
¶ i want a mom to take my hand ¶
¶ a mom to tuck me in at night ¶
¶ i want a mom to take my hand ¶
¶ and chase the monsters away ¶
¶ i want a mom to take my hand ¶
¶ i want a mom to read me stories ¶
¶ i want a mom to take my hand ¶
¶ and sing a lullaby ¶
¶ i want a mom to take my hand ¶
¶ and if i have a bad dream ¶
¶ i want a mom to take my hand ¶
¶ to hold me when i cry ¶
¶ i want a mom to take my hand ¶
¶ oh, i want a mom that will last forever ¶
¶ i want a mom to take my hand ¶
¶ i want a mom to make it all better ¶
¶ i want a mom that will last forever ¶
¶ i want a mom that will love me whatever ¶
¶ forever ¶¶
¶ i want a mom that will love me whatever ¶
hey-hey ! No one else is being picked up by a guy in a reptar suit.
I was just thinking the same thing.
Hey-hey ! No one else is being picked up by a guy in a reptar suit.
Welcome to Paris.
Hey-hey ! No one else is being picked up by a guy in a reptar suit.
I've been asked to take you directly to euroreptarland.
Hey-hey ! No one else is being picked up by a guy in a reptar suit.
Out of my way, babies !
Hey-hey ! No one else is being picked up by a guy in a reptar suit.
The prettiest, smartest, bestest girl gets the front seat !
Hey-hey ! No one else is being picked up by a guy in a reptar suit.
So why is she in such a hurry ?
Hey-hey ! No one else is being picked up by a guy in a reptar suit.
[ Moans ] My tummy's all bubbly.
Hey-hey ! No one else is being picked up by a guy in a reptar suit.
don't worry, lil. I gots your baggy.
Hey-hey ! No one else is being picked up by a guy in a reptar suit.
[ Chuckie ] Oh, lookie ! Reptar's house.
Pokyo sure looks different on tb, huh ?
[ Chuckie ] Oh, lookie ! Reptar's house.
Pokyo ?
[ Chuckie ] Oh, lookie ! Reptar's house.
don't you know nothin' ? This is Paris !
[ Chuckie ] Oh, lookie ! Reptar's house.
You babies are as dumb here as you are at home.
[ Chuckie ] Oh, lookie ! Reptar's house.
Wee-wee.
[ Chuckie ] Oh, lookie ! Reptar's house.
'Cept him. He's speaking French already.
[ Chuckie ] Oh, lookie ! Reptar's house.
Welcome to euroreptar.
[ Chuckie ] Oh, lookie ! Reptar's house.
[ All ] Yea ! Reptarland !
[ Chuckie ] Oh, lookie ! Reptar's house.
Hey, voila !
Our Parisian pied-a-terre.
Hey, voila !
[ Betty ] Pretty posh digs !
Hey, voila !
[ Sighs ] The beds are quite comfortable.
Hey, voila !
Yeah ? Incoming !
Hey, voila !
[ Grunts ] And so is the floor.
Hey, voila !
[ All shouting ]
Hey, voila !
It's the most beautifulest potty i ever seed.
Hey, voila !
I'm a diapie man myself.
Hey, voila !
- [ All gasp ] - Wow !
Hey, voila !
A potty that squirts you back !
Hey, voila !
I don't know, you guys. I squirt myself enough already.
We're off to the boutiques. Au revoir.
I don't know, you guys. I squirt myself enough already.
Okay, it's time to meet miss la bouche,
i don't know, you guys. I squirt myself enough already.
The woman who made all this possible.
I don't know, you guys. I squirt myself enough already.
Shall we ? - [ Snoring ]
I don't know, you guys. I squirt myself enough already.
[ Giggling ] Well, chas, it looks like you, me and the kids.
Oui, oui, mon amis.
[ Giggling ] Well, chas, it looks like you, me and the kids.
[ Barking ]
[ Giggling ] Well, chas, it looks like you, me and the kids.
[ Kids screaming ] [ Barking ]
[ Yelling in French ] ¶ when the party was nice the party was jumpin' ¶
[ kids screaming ] [ Barking ]
And don't come back ! ¶ and everybody having a ball ¶
[ kids screaming ] [ Barking ]
¶ Yippie-yi-yo ¶ ¶ until the fellas start the name callin' ¶
[ kids screaming ] [ Barking ]
¶ Yippie-yi-yo ¶ ¶ and the girls just want to be called ¶
[ kids screaming ] [ Barking ]
¶ The poor dog showdown who let the dogs out ¶
[ kids screaming ] [ Barking ]
¶ Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof ¶
[ kids screaming ] [ Barking ]
¶ Who let the dogs out ¶ ¶ woof, woof, woof, woof, woof ¶
[ kids screaming ] [ Barking ]
¶ Who let the dogs out ¶¶ [ Screaming ]
[ Kids screaming ] [ Barking ]
Gee, stu, seems kind of odd to have a Japanese theme park...
[ Kids screaming ] [ Barking ]
In the middle of Paris.
[ Kids screaming ] [ Barking ]
It's a new century. Just go with le flow.
[ Kids screaming ] [ Barking ]
[ Bell dings ]
Oh ! Wow. Hey. - Ahh !
[ Bell dings ]
Bonjour. Welcome to euroreptar.
[ Bell dings ]
And one of you must be Mr. pickles.
[ Bell dings ]
That would be moi. [ Chuckles ]
[ Bell dings ]
And this is my good friend, Charles finster.
[ Bell dings ]
And this is my son, chuckie.
[ Bell dings ]
Hi, chuckie ! Oh, i like your Bear.
[ Bell dings ]
What sweet children.
Is this your first time in Paris ? Well, France, yes.
What sweet children.
But, see, I've been to Paris, Texas a number of times.
What sweet children.
Wow !
What sweet children.
[ Electrical sparks crackling ]
[ Gasps ] Whoo !
[ Electrical sparks crackling ]
Reptar's here !
[ Electrical sparks crackling ]
I wonder if the bobfather had anything to do with this.
[ Electrical sparks crackling ]
Come on, chuckie ! It's a wadey pool.
[ Electrical sparks crackling ]
[ Gasps ]
[ Electrical sparks crackling ]
[ Squealing ]
[ Electrical sparks crackling ]
[ Giggling ]
[ Electrical sparks crackling ]
Ooh, they look hungry !
[ Electrical sparks crackling ]
Must be lunchtime.
[ Electrical sparks crackling ]
[ Quiet chattering ] Huh ?
Just leave no fingerprints. Yaah !
[ Quiet chattering ] Huh ?
Where did those filthy little bookends come from ?
[ Quiet chattering ] Huh ?
[ Gasps ]
[ Quiet chattering ] Huh ?
What have you done to my priceless collection of goldfish ?
[ Quiet chattering ] Huh ?
I told you to get the piranha.
[ Quiet chattering ] Huh ?
Jean-Claude, call the dogcatcher, the exterminator !
[ Quiet chattering ] Huh ?
- Do something ! - Oui, madame.
[ Quiet chattering ] Huh ?
Kira !
[ Quiet chattering ] Huh ?
Come along, children. Um, madame ? Mr. pickles is here.
Oh, good. Send in the clown.
Come along, children. Um, madame ? Mr. pickles is here.
So...
If it isn't our brilliant designer.
So...
Well, i wouldn't say brilliant.
So...
- Neither would i. - [ Gasps ]
So...
Why don't we take the babies to see the Princess parade...
So...
While they get better acquainted ?
So...
[ Grunts ] The kids would love that.
So...
See this face ?
So...
I never want to make this face again !
So...
[ Gasps ] Now get to work.
So...
I'll have it working in no time. Mechanical expertise is my middle name.
So...
Then your first name should be:
So...
"I have no."
So...
Sorry to interrupt your episode, but it's the boss on the phone.
So...
[ Chuckling ] Oh, monsieur yamaguchi.
So...
So nice to see you.
So...
As you know, I'm stepping down as president of yamaguchi industries...
So...
And I've begun a search for my replacement.
So...
Splendid. I accept.
So...
You are one of the many under consideration.
So...
But-- [ Gasping ] I have made millions for this company.
So...
The candidate should not be concerned only with money.
So...
They must understand what it means to bring Joy to children.
So...
In fact, they themselves must have the heart of a child.
So...
[ Whispers ] I must have one in a jar somewhere.
So...
In fact, I'm engaged to a wonderful man with a baby thing all his own.
So...
Ah, congratulations, madame.
So...
I look forward to attending the wedding...
So...
And seeing you with your new family.
So...
We'll discuss the promotion then. Good-bye.
So...
What now, Pinocchio ?
Years of clawing my way to the top gone to waste.
What now, Pinocchio ?
[ Shouting ] Why am i not some child's tender mother ?
What now, Pinocchio ?
Why ? Why ? Why ? [ Pounding table ]
What now, Pinocchio ?
Because you hate children and men find you to be a heartless shrew.
What now, Pinocchio ?
There has to be a spineless little man with a brat of his own somewhere out there.
What now, Pinocchio ?
- [ Bowl thuds ] - Bonjour ?
What now, Pinocchio ?
[ Gasps ] My chocolates are in your little American stomach ?
What now, Pinocchio ?
Jean-Claude, get them back !
What now, Pinocchio ?
Open wide. Say "ahh." No, wait !
What now, Pinocchio ?
You have five seconds to come up with a reason why i should not lock you up...
What now, Pinocchio ?
Forever and ever.
What now, Pinocchio ?
Um, because i can stick five raisins up my nose and i can sing real good !
What now, Pinocchio ?
- Forever and ever is a really long time ! - Tick, tock.
What now, Pinocchio ?
And i know where you can find a spiny little man with a brat of his own !
What now, Pinocchio ?
I think-- ha-ha-- i just made a friend.
What now, Pinocchio ?
[ Crowd cheering ]
What now, Pinocchio ?
[ Tommy ] Wow ! Isn't this neat, chuckie ?
I don't know.
[ Tommy ] Wow ! Isn't this neat, chuckie ?
There's something kind of weird about a guy in a ponytail and a dress.
[ Tommy ] Wow ! Isn't this neat, chuckie ?
Golly, Kira, you're a natural.
[ Tommy ] Wow ! Isn't this neat, chuckie ?
Well, i have a beautiful little girl to thank for that.
[ Tommy ] Wow ! Isn't this neat, chuckie ?
Kimi. She's almost two.
[ Tommy ] Wow ! Isn't this neat, chuckie ?
So's my chuckie. I mean, not a girl.
[ Tommy ] Wow ! Isn't this neat, chuckie ?
But, well, you know.
[ Tommy ] Wow ! Isn't this neat, chuckie ?
Oh, look ! The Princess is coming.
[ Tommy ] Wow ! Isn't this neat, chuckie ?
Once upon a time,
there was a mighty dinosaur named reptar.
Once upon a time,
[ gasps ]
Once upon a time,
everyone ran away from him except the beautiful Princess.
Once upon a time,
she was not afraid because she could see...
Once upon a time,
that reptar was not vicious.
Once upon a time,
he was lonely and unhappy.
Once upon a time,
so she promised to take care of him...
Once upon a time,
and keep him safe and loved...
Once upon a time,
forever and ever.
Once upon a time,
forever and ever.
My mommy says Mr. chuckie's dad is so desperate...
That he'll marry the first lady that plops the question.
My mommy says Mr. chuckie's dad is so desperate...
Excellent ! Now run along before you give me lice.
My mommy says Mr. chuckie's dad is so desperate...
Hey ! What do i get out of this deal ?
My mommy says Mr. chuckie's dad is so desperate...
[ Laughs ] Why should i give you anything ?
My mommy says Mr. chuckie's dad is so desperate...
Gee, i don't know.
My mommy says Mr. chuckie's dad is so desperate...
'Cause i could accidentally tell someone why you wanna marry Mr. chuckie's dad ?
My mommy says Mr. chuckie's dad is so desperate...
An extra scoop for cunning.
My mommy says Mr. chuckie's dad is so desperate...
Tell auntie coco what you desire.
¶¶ [ Band ] [ Crowd cheering ]
Tell auntie coco what you desire.
Let's see. Not much.
Tell auntie coco what you desire.
Just my own float in the reptarland parade with matching ponies,
tell auntie coco what you desire.
And my own fashion show,
tell auntie coco what you desire.
And to be the flower girl at your wedding.
Tell auntie coco what you desire.
And who said Americans are greedy ?
Tell auntie coco what you desire.
I will take care of it, Angelique.
Tell auntie coco what you desire.
Jean-Claude, find out where our guests are dining tonight.
Tell auntie coco what you desire.
Love is on the menu.
Tell auntie coco what you desire.
¶¶ [ Pop ]
Tell auntie coco what you desire.
This place gots the biggest babies i ever sawed.
That's gotta be one stinky diapie.
This place gots the biggest babies i ever sawed.
When i came to France, i had dreams of bouillabaisse,
this place gots the biggest babies i ever sawed.
Crepe suzette, chicken cordon bleu.
This place gots the biggest babies i ever sawed.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, i had dreams of eatin' with a fork.
This place gots the biggest babies i ever sawed.
Now pass the squid brains. It's karaoke time !
This place gots the biggest babies i ever sawed.
- [ Betty ] Well, do-re-mi. - ¶ toot-toot ¶
this place gots the biggest babies i ever sawed.
Aah ! ¶ beep, beep ¶
this place gots the biggest babies i ever sawed.
¶ Toot-toot hey, beep-beep ¶
this place gots the biggest babies i ever sawed.
¶ Bad girl ¶
this place gots the biggest babies i ever sawed.
¶ Talkin' 'bout the sad girl ¶
¶ hey, baby ¶ - [ Grunting ]
¶ Talkin' 'bout the sad girl ¶
¶ bad girl ¶
¶ talkin' 'bout the sad girl ¶
¶ talkin' 'bout bad, bad girl ¶
ohh ! [ Grunts ]
¶ Talkin' 'bout bad, bad girl ¶
¶ eat all the cookies in plain sight ¶ ¶ chewin' ¶
¶ talkin' 'bout bad, bad girl ¶
¶ pickin' on the dumb babies ¶ [ Evil laughing ]
¶ Talkin' 'bout bad, bad girl ¶
¶ always have to be right ¶
¶ talkin' 'bout bad, bad girl ¶
¶ they're so easy to trick and tease ¶
¶ talkin' 'bout bad, bad girl ¶
¶ 'cause they don't know a thing, baby ¶¶
and when i seen the magic sprinklies in my hand,
¶ 'cause they don't know a thing, baby ¶¶
i knowed she was the one.
¶ 'Cause they don't know a thing, baby ¶¶
you mean you want the Princess to be your new mommy ?
¶ 'Cause they don't know a thing, baby ¶¶
yup. She's everything I've been wishin' for.
¶ 'Cause they don't know a thing, baby ¶¶
she's real nice, she loves reptar...
¶ 'Cause they don't know a thing, baby ¶¶
and bestest of all, we could live happily forever after.
¶ 'Cause they don't know a thing, baby ¶¶
oops.
[ Grunting ] Ah.
Oops.
[ Gasps ] Stuart ! What a surprise !
Everyone, this is madame la bouche.
[ Gasps ] Stuart ! What a surprise !
Uh-uh-uh. Mademoiselle.
[ Gasps ] Stuart ! What a surprise !
[ Gasps ]
Stuart ! What a surprise !
And who is this devastatingly handsome red-haired man...
[ Gasps ] Stuart ! What a surprise !
You are trying to hide from me ?
[ Gasps ] Stuart ! What a surprise !
Th-that's my good friend, chas finster.
[ Gasps ] Stuart ! What a surprise !
Oh ! - Enchante.
[ Gasps ] Stuart ! What a surprise !
Bonsoir, mademoiselle.
[ Gasps ] Stuart ! What a surprise !
Oh, call me coco.
[ Gasps ] Stuart ! What a surprise !
And that adorable, misproportioned ragamuffin...
Must be your son.
And that adorable, misproportioned ragamuffin...
Madame la bouche ! Madame la bouche !
And that adorable, misproportioned ragamuffin...
- Oh, hi, Kira. - What ?
And that adorable, misproportioned ragamuffin...
I'm sorry to interrupt, madame,
and that adorable, misproportioned ragamuffin...
But these need your signature.
And that adorable, misproportioned ragamuffin...
Can you join us for dinner ? - Why, i--
and that adorable, misproportioned ragamuffin...
Oh, you're much too busy, Kira.
And that adorable, misproportioned ragamuffin...
- Oh, that's too bad. - [ Giggling ]
And that adorable, misproportioned ragamuffin...
Oh, that must be kimi.
And that adorable, misproportioned ragamuffin...
Who ? - My daughter.
And that adorable, misproportioned ragamuffin...
Oh, of course.
And that adorable, misproportioned ragamuffin...
So, kimi,
and that adorable, misproportioned ragamuffin...
Do you and your mommy and daddy live in reptarland ?
And that adorable, misproportioned ragamuffin...
Not exactly. It's just me and my mommy, and we live in Paris.
And that adorable, misproportioned ragamuffin...
But i gets to come here all the time.
And that adorable, misproportioned ragamuffin...
Kimi, you met the Princess ?
And that adorable, misproportioned ragamuffin...
Sure ! Lots of times.
And that adorable, misproportioned ragamuffin...
She lives up there in that castle on that volcano...
And that adorable, misproportioned ragamuffin...
And comes out between 'splosions.
And that adorable, misproportioned ragamuffin...
[ Tommy ] Now we know where to find your new Princess-mom, chuckie.
And that adorable, misproportioned ragamuffin...
Chuckie ? - Sorry.
And that adorable, misproportioned ragamuffin...
I stopped listening after 'splosions.
And that adorable, misproportioned ragamuffin...
Hey, do you think kimi would like to come to the park...
And that adorable, misproportioned ragamuffin...
With me and the kids tomorrow ?
And that adorable, misproportioned ragamuffin...
Oh, what a coincidence !
And that adorable, misproportioned ragamuffin...
I planned to spend the day with her there myself.
And that adorable, misproportioned ragamuffin...
- But, madame, you never-- - tire of taking care of your daughter.
And that adorable, misproportioned ragamuffin...
So it's a date.
And that adorable, misproportioned ragamuffin...
It will just be you and me...
And that adorable, misproportioned ragamuffin...
And that adorable swarm of infants.
And that adorable, misproportioned ragamuffin...
[ Sniffing ]
And that adorable, misproportioned ragamuffin...
[ Barking ]
[ Tool whirring ] - Wow !
Robosnail !
[ Tool whirring ] - Wow !
I think I'm in lub.
[ Tool whirring ] - Wow !
Hi, robie.
[ Tool whirring ] - Wow !
Why didn't you people just follow my design ?
[ Tool whirring ] - Wow !
I used paper clips and rubber bands for a reason.
[ Tool whirring ] - Wow !
I love their fries and everything, but this is advanced robotics.
[ Tool whirring ] - Wow !
It looks pretty complicated.
[ Tool whirring ] - Wow !
Actually, it's not.
[ Tool whirring ] - Wow !
You just put on the gear, and anything you do, reptar does.
[ Tool whirring ] - Wow !
It's so simple a child could work it, right, champ ?
No, no ! Aaah !
Oh ! Oh-oh ! Oh !
No, no ! Aaah !
[ Gasps ] Sorry !
No, no ! Aaah !
J'ai tombe. Aaah !
No, no ! Aaah !
Di-- did i say child ? I meant young adult.
No, no ! Aaah !
Bonjour, everyone.
No, no ! Aaah !
[ Grunts ] Ready to go, mon cheri ?
No, no ! Aaah !
Let me just get dilly settled.
No, no ! Aaah !
And how is this precious gherkin today ?
No, no ! Aaah !
[ Grunts ] Well, you're just a lawsuit waiting to happen, aren't you ?
No, no ! Aaah !
Mon cheri, i could listen...
To your fascinating health history all day.
Mon cheri, i could listen...
Then I'll tell you all about my poor sinus drainage...
Mon cheri, i could listen...
When i get back from the little boy's room.
Mon cheri, i could listen...
- Would you mind holding dil ? - Uh, of course not.
Mon cheri, i could listen...
This should be good.
Mon cheri, i could listen...
So... we meet again.
Mon cheri, i could listen...
- How delightful. - [ Dilly laughing ]
Mon cheri, i could listen...
Kira, they're staring at me...
And this child is leaking from the mouth.
Kira, they're staring at me...
What do i do ?
Kira, they're staring at me...
Just smile and be nice.
Kira, they're staring at me...
Hello ! You are not horrible.
Kira, they're staring at me...
[ Squeals, laughs ] - No !
Kira, they're staring at me...
Let go !
Kira, they're staring at me...
Do you know how much i paid for these lips ?
Kira, they're staring at me...
I don't think dil likes that lady too much, you guys.
Kira, they're staring at me...
Stop it, you dripping urchin.
Kira, they're staring at me...
I don't think she likes dil too much either.
Kira, they're staring at me...
She's not a very nice lady.
Kira, they're staring at me...
She's too pointy.
Kira, they're staring at me...
- Kira, he's crying. What do i do now ? - Comfort him.
Gently bounce him up and down.
- Kira, he's crying. What do i do now ? - Comfort him.
[ Crying continues ]
Ohh !
- [ Groans ] - Ah.
Ohh !
According to lipschitz, dilly just gave you a gift.
Ohh !
Why wouldn't he ?
Ohh !
After all, children, they are my life.
Ohh !
Oh, i have that poem taped to the refrigerator !
Ohh !
Pardon ? - [ Kira ] "children are my life."
Ohh !
It is a classic.
Ohh !
"Dappled laughter, padded feet.
Ohh !
Joy and wonder, heaven's treat."
Ohh !
It is one of my favorites.
Ohh !
[ Speaking quickly ] Joy and wonder heaven's treat, it's one of my favorites.
Ohh !
Wow ! - [ Rugrats grunting ]
Ohh !
Oh, dear, they're getting fussy.
Why don't you take them to ooey-gooey world ?
Oh, dear, they're getting fussy.
Ooey-gooey world ?
Oh, dear, they're getting fussy.
Ooey-gooey world ! What a great idea !
Oh, dear, they're getting fussy.
[ Children ] ¶ behind the couch is a land of smudge ¶
¶ a home to wrappers toys and fudge ¶
[ children ] ¶ behind the couch is a land of smudge ¶
- ¶ gummy bears balls of hair ¶ - [ Coco ] Kira.
[ Children ] ¶ behind the couch is a land of smudge ¶
remind me to eliminate...
[ Children ] ¶ behind the couch is a land of smudge ¶
whoever wrote this hideous song.
[ Children ] ¶ behind the couch is a land of smudge ¶
look ! No hands ! Whee-hee !
[ Children ] ¶ behind the couch is a land of smudge ¶
[ giggling ]
[ Children ] ¶ behind the couch is a land of smudge ¶
wee ! It's so soft and squishiful.
[ Children ] ¶ behind the couch is a land of smudge ¶
that's good stuff.
[ Children ] ¶ behind the couch is a land of smudge ¶
let's stock up.
[ Children ] ¶ behind the couch is a land of smudge ¶
¶¶ [ continues, faint ]
[ Children ] ¶ behind the couch is a land of smudge ¶
[ gasps ]
Exactly how am i supposed to find the Princess...
[ Gasps ]
With my glasses all googlied up ?
[ Gasps ]
Here.
[ Gasps ]
Thanks, i guess.
[ Gasps ]
Look, the castle ! Let's go see that Princess, chuckie.
[ Gasps ]
You guys, they said to keep your hands and feets inside at all times.
[ Gasps ]
- That didn't stop her. - Come on !
[ Gasps ]
I'll show you the short cup. - Kimi, no !
[ Gasps ]
You guys !
[ Gasps ]
- What are you waiting for ? - Oh, great.
[ Gasps ]
Another Tommy. ¶ it's an ooey-gooey world ¶
[ gasps ]
¶ What an ooey-gooey world ¶ [ Grunts ] Ohh, yucky.
[ Gasps ]
¶ I'm at ooey-gooey world ¶
[ gasps ]
Kimi ! Madame, the babies are gone !
[ Gasps ]
Finally. Huh ? No !
[ Gasps ]
Wait.
[ Gasps ]
Get them back before wheezy finds out.
[ Gasps ]
Security, we have an emergency situation !
[ Gasps ]
[ Blaring ]
[ Gasps ]
- [ Shouting in French ] - ¶ life is a party ¶
[ gasps ]
¶ Let's get it started get it started ¶
[ gasps ]
¶ Get it started tonight ¶
[ gasps ]
¶ Life is a party ¶
[ gasps ]
¶ Get excited, you're invited there's a party tonight ¶ [ All yelling ]
[ Gasps ]
All this goo is giving me a diapie rash.
[ Gasps ]
¶ Hey-eh, hey-eh hey, hey ¶
[ gasps ]
¶ Hey-eh, hey-eh hey-eh, hey ¶
[ gasps ]
¶ Imagine everyone in the world ¶
[ gasps ]
¶ Out in the street tonight ¶ whoo !
[ Gasps ]
[ Giggling ]
[ Gasps ]
¶ Everybody's gonna rock all day ¶
[ gasps ]
¶ To start it by party time ¶ whoa !
[ Gasps ]
¶ Life is a party ¶ whoa-aah !
[ Gasps ]
¶ Get excited, you're invited there's a party tonight ¶
[ gasps ]
¶ Life is a party ¶ ¶ whoo ¶
[ gasps ]
¶ Oh, yeah, oh, yeah oh, yeah ¶
[ gasps ]
¶ Here we go life is a party, baby ¶ ¶ life is a party ¶
[ gasps ]
¶ Get excited, you're invited there's a party tonight ¶¶
[ gasps ]
I told you i knowed a short cup.
[ Gasps ]
That was the longest short cup i ever tooked.
[ Gasps ]
There they are !
[ Gasps ]
[ Tommy ] There's the Princess !
[ Lil ] Isn't she beautiful ?
[ Tommy ] There's the Princess !
[ Gasps ]
[ Tommy ] There's the Princess !
Oh, no ! She's gone !
Go get her, chuckie. She's right inside.
Oh, no ! She's gone !
You're right, Tommy.
Oh, no ! She's gone !
I'm gonna do it.
Oh, no ! She's gone !
[ Growling sound ]
Oh, no ! She's gone !
Wh-- what if she doesn't like me ?
Oh, no ! She's gone !
Go ahead, chuckie. You'll never know unless you try.
Oh, no ! She's gone !
- [ Growls ] - [ Gasps ]
Go ahead, chuckie.
- [ Growls ] - [ Gasps ]
[ Sinister laughing ] [ Gasps ]
- [ Growls ] - [ Gasps ]
Allez-oop, little baby.
- [ Growls ] - [ Gasps ]
Ah-ha-ha-ha ! - [ Screaming ]
- [ Growls ] - [ Gasps ]
- [ Babbling ] - The babies have been apprehended.
- [ Growls ] - [ Gasps ]
We are on our way back to ooey-gooey world.
- [ Growls ] - [ Gasps ]
¶ It's an ooey-gooey-gooey world ¶ - ¶¶ [ Singing along ]
Oh, at least we didn't have to walk back.
¶ It's an ooey-gooey-gooey world ¶ - ¶¶ [ Singing along ]
[ Yells ]
¶ It's an ooey-gooey-gooey world ¶ - ¶¶ [ Singing along ]
Oh, look, mon cheri. Oh !
¶ It's an ooey-gooey-gooey world ¶ - ¶¶ [ Singing along ]
I think he likes me.
¶ It's an ooey-gooey-gooey world ¶ - ¶¶ [ Singing along ]
[ Angry shouting in French ]
[ Sniffing ]
We're both lactose intolerant, love kids,
and she finds bureaucrats fascinating.
We're both lactose intolerant, love kids,
who doesn't, you babe magnet ?
We're both lactose intolerant, love kids,
well, just be careful, Charles.
We're both lactose intolerant, love kids,
i wouldn't want you to rush into anything.
We're both lactose intolerant, love kids,
i won't. don't worry.
We're both lactose intolerant, love kids,
first i have to see how coco and my little chuckie get along.
We're both lactose intolerant, love kids,
he and i are a team, you know.
We're both lactose intolerant, love kids,
Tommy. - Yeah, chuckie ?
We're both lactose intolerant, love kids,
do you think someone like me could ever learn...
We're both lactose intolerant, love kids,
to be brave like you, my daddy and reptar ?
We're both lactose intolerant, love kids,
sure.
We're both lactose intolerant, love kids,
but how, Tommy ?
We're both lactose intolerant, love kids,
well, um,
maybe you can try thinking of something else next time you feel a-scared.
Well, um,
i tried that once,
but i just thought of something scarier.
I tried that once,
why don't you try thinking about stuff that makes you feel good ?
You mean, like my reptar night-light ?
Or my happy-hippo blankie ?
You mean, like my reptar night-light ?
Or my favoritest moon rock ?
You mean, like my reptar night-light ?
[ Sighs ] Uh-huh.
Or-- or a new mommy ?
[ Sighs ]
Next time i see the Princess,
[ sighs ]
I'm gonna be brave.
[ Sighs ]
Sweet dreams, chuckie.
[ Sighs ] - [ Door closes ]
¶¶ [ Humming ]
What's this ?
A gold inhaler ?
What's this ?
Gee, most hotels just leave mints.
What's this ?
"Chad, you take my breath away.
What's this ?
Forever yours, coco."
Ahh.
Chad ?
Ahh.
[ Babbling ]
[ Panting ]
[ Growling ] [ Whimpers ]
[ Panting ]
[ Roars ] [ Gasps ]
Aaah !
¶ Yo ¶
¶ if you've been chased around by a kung-fu choppin' clown ¶
¶ yo ¶
¶ he'll come slidin' to the rescue ¶ yeah, right.
¶ Yo ¶
¶ and if your rickshaw's been attacked by a samurai pack ¶
¶ yo ¶
¶ he'll break up the party ¶ ¶ if he's not on the potty ¶
¶ yo ¶
¶ you don't have to worry he's got fists of fury ¶
¶ yo ¶
¶ his masterful karate kicks turn dragons into chopsticks ¶
¶ yo ¶
¶ here comes chuckie chan ¶
¶ yo ¶
¶ here comes chuckie chan ¶ ¶ he's always ready ¶
¶ yo ¶
¶ when there's danger at hand ¶
¶ yo ¶
¶ here comes chuckie chan ¶ ¶ here comes chuckie chan ¶
¶ yo ¶
¶ martial arts expert of reptarland ¶
¶ yo ¶
- ay-yii ! - Yeah, that'll be the day.
¶ Here comes chuckie chan ¶ ¶ he makes bad guys say they're sorry ¶
- ay-yii ! - Yeah, that'll be the day.
¶ With the sight of his hand oh ¶
- ay-yii ! - Yeah, that'll be the day.
¶ Here comes chuckie chan ¶ ¶ here comes chuckie chan ¶
- ay-yii ! - Yeah, that'll be the day.
¶ Martial arts expert of reptarland ¶¶
- ay-yii ! - Yeah, that'll be the day.
- Ay-yii-yoo-hoo ! - [ Gasps ]
- Ay-yii ! - Yeah, that'll be the day.
[ Woman ] Go, chuckie !
- Ay-yii ! - Yeah, that'll be the day.
Hello !
Chuckie, you gots to get ready.
Hello !
Huh ? - Angelica says we're gonna get to see the Princess...
Hello !
In a show with reptar.
Hello !
This could be your chance. [ Gasps ]
Hello !
I'm gonna meet the Princess ? - Yep.
Hello !
¶ I'm gonna meet the Princess ¶
hello !
[ Gasps ] Gee, Tommy, maybe i should take her a present.
Hello !
Somethin' real nice so she knows how much i want her to be my mommy.
Hello !
You want a Princess to be your mom ?
Hello !
- What about coco ? - [ All ] Who ?
Hello !
Mr. chuckie's dad's girlfriend, the reptarland lady !
Hello !
That lady's not the Princess, Angelica.
Hello !
Yeah ! I'm gonna get the real Princess for my mommy.
Hello !
Listen up, babies !
I'm supposed to ride in my own parade on a float...
Listen up, babies !
With lots of pink tarnations and ponies,
listen up, babies !
And you better not mess it up for me !
Listen up, babies !
[ Groans ] I know somebody who needs a nap.
¶¶ [ Woman singing in French ]
[ Groans ] I know somebody who needs a nap.
Viens ici. Viens ici.
Cheri, cheri, oui. C'est ca.
[ Flies buzzing ] Mmm-wa !
Bon appetit, petit chiens.
[ Flies buzzing ] Mmm-wa !
¶¶ [ Continues ]
[ Lil ] The show's gonna start !
Who gots the cookies ?
[ Lil ] The show's gonna start !
Right here. - Oh, yum !
[ Lil ] The show's gonna start !
Yeah, tasty. Looks like a booger.
[ Lil ] The show's gonna start !
Yum. [ Babbling ]
[ Lil ] The show's gonna start !
Bonjour, mes amis. Let me show you to your seats.
Thank you for the inhaler, coco.
Bonjour, mes amis. Let me show you to your seats.
Whenever i wheeze, I'll think of you.
Bonjour, mes amis. Let me show you to your seats.
Oh, who said Americans are not romantic ?
Bonjour, mes amis. Let me show you to your seats.
Oh, how is coco's favorite boy ?
Bonjour, mes amis. Let me show you to your seats.
[ Snorting, gasping ]
Bonjour, mes amis. Let me show you to your seats.
Oh, w-w-- h-he must be excited about the show.
Uhh. Eating this goo is making my tummy bubbly.
Oh, w-w-- h-he must be excited about the show.
Oh ! I thought you could only do that in the bathtub.
Hi, Mr. chuckie's dad's girlfriend.
Oh ! I thought you could only do that in the bathtub.
How's my float coming along ? - Fabulous.
Oh ! I thought you could only do that in the bathtub.
We're just waiting for the matching ponies.
Oh ! I thought you could only do that in the bathtub.
I still get the float if Mr. chuckie's dad marries a Princess instead of you ?
Oh ! I thought you could only do that in the bathtub.
What ? Why do you ask ?
Oh ! I thought you could only do that in the bathtub.
'Cause, um, well, um,
the finster kid is planning on getting a Princess for a mom.
'Cause, um, well, um,
let's face it, lady. You're no Princess.
'Cause, um, well, um,
not a Princess ? Well !
If the tiara fits, wear it.
Oh, i smell trouble.
If the tiara fits, wear it.
[ Woman screaming ] [ Man yelling ]
It's time to kill him.
[ Woman screaming ] [ Man yelling ]
Yeah. - [ Roaring ]
[ Operatic scream ]
Yeah. - [ Roaring ]
[ Woman ] Oh, the Princess.
Yeah. - [ Roaring ]
She's beautiful !
Yeah. - [ Roaring ]
Uh ?
Yeah. - [ Roaring ]
Ahh.
¶ Reptar ¶
ahh.
¶ He's no ordinary monster ¶
ahh.
¶ He's a lizard with a heart of gold ¶
ahh.
¶ don't believe the lies you've been told ¶
¶ he's a fire-breathing child ¶
¶ don't believe the lies you've been told ¶
¶ to me ¶
¶ don't believe the lies you've been told ¶
¶ i see sweetness ¶
¶ when i look ¶
¶ i see sweetness ¶
¶ into those large yellow eyes ¶
¶ i see sweetness ¶
¶ he's got a sensitive stare ¶
¶ i see sweetness ¶
¶ one that can hypnotize ¶
¶ i see sweetness ¶
¶ he may be rough ¶
¶ i see sweetness ¶
¶ on the outside ¶
¶ i see sweetness ¶
¶ but inside ¶
¶ i see sweetness ¶
i hate when they sing. ¶ he's just a lost child ¶
¶ i see sweetness ¶
¶ he's the kindest monster ¶
¶ i see sweetness ¶
¶ I've ever met ¶
¶ i see sweetness ¶
¶ and they're all wrong ¶ see how nice his head stays on ?
¶ I see sweetness ¶
¶ you're not wild ¶
¶ i see sweetness ¶
¶ reptar ¶
¶ i see sweetness ¶
¶ I'll protect you ¶
¶ i see sweetness ¶
¶ reptar ¶
¶ i see sweetness ¶
¶ I'll hold you ¶
¶ i see sweetness ¶
¶ and I'll be there ¶
¶ i see sweetness ¶
¶ for you, reptar ¶
¶ i see sweetness ¶
¶ and never go away ¶
¶ i see sweetness ¶
[ squealing ]
¶ I see sweetness ¶
[ low voice ] ¶ reptar I'll protect you ¶
¶ i see sweetness ¶
¶ reptar ¶
¶ i love you ¶
¶ reptar ¶
¶ I'll be there ¶
¶ for you ¶
¶ I'll be there ¶
¶ chuckie ¶
¶ I'll be there ¶
¶ forever and a day ¶
¶ I'll be there ¶
forever and ever.
¶ I'll be there ¶
¶ I'll be there for you ¶
wow ! He's sharing wawa. - ¶ reptar ¶
¶ I'll be there for you ¶
¶ forever and a day ¶¶
¶ I'll be there for you ¶
- [ loud gasping ] - [ Gasps ]
¶ I'll be there for you ¶
- madame la bouche ? - Oh !
¶ I'll be there for you ¶
[ grunting ]
¶ I'll be there for you ¶
[ crowd cheering ]
[ Grunting ]
[ Crowd cheering ]
That lady's the Princess ? She can't be !
[ Crowd cheering ]
Bravo !
[ Crowd cheering ]
Bravo ! Isn't she talented ?
[ Crowd cheering ]
Oh, gosh, you guys. I think chuckie and i are both in love.
[ Crowd cheering ]
- Say "brie" ! - Brie !
Merci. - [ All chattering ]
Well done. Watch the dress, watch the dress !
Merci. - [ All chattering ]
Charles, I'm delighted you've met someone special here in Paris.
Merci. - [ All chattering ]
But don't you think you're rushing things ?
Merci. - [ All chattering ]
Marriage is a big step.
Merci. - [ All chattering ]
Why wait, deed ? They're two crazy kids in love.
Merci. - [ All chattering ]
- [ Giggling ] - [ Bell dings ]
Merci. - [ All chattering ]
[ Gasps, giggling ] - Wow !
Merci. - [ All chattering ]
Yum, yum ! My tummy's not been this happy in forever !
Merci. - [ All chattering ]
[ Burps ] [ Buzzing ]
Hey, looks like it's time for dessert.
- Get something good, dilly. - [ Cooing ]
Hey, looks like it's time for dessert.
[ Inhales ]
Hey, looks like it's time for dessert.
Sure is gonna be great having my Princess-mommy,
hey, looks like it's time for dessert.
Isn't it ?
Hey, looks like it's time for dessert.
- Of course it is, chuckie. - Then how come i don't feel so good ?
Hey, looks like it's time for dessert.
Oh, well, uh--
hey, looks like it's time for dessert.
Maybe this thing is too tight.
Hey, looks like it's time for dessert.
[ Both grunting ] Whoa !
Hey, looks like it's time for dessert.
[ Coos ]
Hey, looks like it's time for dessert.
Do you see those sticky fingers ?
Hey, looks like it's time for dessert.
Jam-covered mouths !
Hey, looks like it's time for dessert.
Dirty little faces ! Disinfect them !
Hey, looks like it's time for dessert.
Ah, what are you doing with that mangy thing ?
Hey, looks like it's time for dessert.
Give me that ! [ Grunts ]
Hey, looks like it's time for dessert.
How dare you defy me ?
Hey, looks like it's time for dessert.
- How dare you ? - You babies are in trouble now.
Hey, looks like it's time for dessert.
[ Grunting ]
Hey, looks like it's time for dessert.
You are going to be mine. You will do things my way !
Hey, looks like it's time for dessert.
Aah !
Hey, looks like it's time for dessert.
Aah !
Hey, looks like it's time for dessert.
[ Gasping ]
Hey, looks like it's time for dessert.
Jean-Claude, take those wretched dust mops away !
Hey, looks like it's time for dessert.
I will not have them ruining my wedding day !
Hey, looks like it's time for dessert.
Looks like you dumb babies will be missing the wedding.
Hey, looks like it's time for dessert.
And don't forget the big mouth too. My pleasure, madame.
Hey, looks like it's time for dessert.
- Take your hands off me, you big bully ! - [ Gasps ]
Hey, looks like it's time for dessert.
What do you think you're doing ? I'm the flower girl !
Hey, looks like it's time for dessert.
I feel your pain, mademoiselle.
Hey, looks like it's time for dessert.
Unfortunately, you just got the boot.
Hey, looks like it's time for dessert.
But what about my float, and the matching ponies ?
Hey, looks like it's time for dessert.
Madame la bouche ! Burn this hideous, moth-eaten plaything !
Hey, looks like it's time for dessert.
I never want to see it again. [ Door slams ]
Hey, looks like it's time for dessert.
Ohh.
Hey, looks like it's time for dessert.
[ Coco ] To notre dame, and move it.
Madame la bouche, you cannot go through with this.
[ Coco ] To notre dame, and move it.
It's obvious you don't really love chas or chuckie.
[ Coco ] To notre dame, and move it.
Which is which again ?
[ Coco ] To notre dame, and move it.
I can no longer stand by and watch you destroy their lives.
[ Coco ] To notre dame, and move it.
I'm going to tell chas the truth, and there's not a thing you can to do stop me.
[ Coco ] To notre dame, and move it.
[ Tires screech ] - Ah ! Oh !
[ Coco ] To notre dame, and move it.
Except throw you out on the curb.
[ Coco ] To notre dame, and move it.
Au revoir !
[ Coco ] To notre dame, and move it.
Looks like our little mouse is up for the chase. Step on it.
[ Bicycle bell dinging ]
Looks like our little mouse is up for the chase. Step on it.
I'm sorry, guys.
If i didn't want a Princess-mommy so bad,
I'm sorry, guys.
We wouldn't be in this terrible place.
I'm sorry, guys.
It's not so terrible. I-i mean,
I'm sorry, guys.
At least we gots reptar to keep us company.
I'm sorry, guys.
Well, i decided i don't want a Princess-mommy no more.
I'm sorry, guys.
I don't need the magic and sparkly dust.
I'm sorry, guys.
Alls i wants is a real mommy like you guys gots.
I'm sorry, guys.
I want a mommy who smiles and talks nice to me,
I'm sorry, guys.
And tucks me in at night...
I'm sorry, guys.
And tells me stories.
I'm sorry, guys.
And... who loves me. [ Sobbing ]
I'm sorry, guys.
Aw, come on, finster, don't cry.
[ Sobbing ] I can't help it, Angelica.
Aw, come on, finster, don't cry.
I feel bad.
Aw, come on, finster, don't cry.
My daddy's marrying a lady...
Aw, come on, finster, don't cry.
W-who doesn't like me, or my wawa, or my friends.
Aw, come on, finster, don't cry.
Actually, finster, it's sort of my fault.
Aw, come on, finster, don't cry.
What do you mean, Angelica ?
Aw, come on, finster, don't cry.
Well, let's see. Where do i start ? It's like this.
Aw, come on, finster, don't cry.
Mr. "yummyhoochie" was on TV, and he told the French lady...
Aw, come on, finster, don't cry.
You can't have Joy if you don't got a heart.
Aw, come on, finster, don't cry.
She had one in a jar, but she needed a spiny man with a kid.
Aw, come on, finster, don't cry.
I told her how you wanted a Princess-mom.
Aw, come on, finster, don't cry.
She was supposed to give me my own pony float, but she made the whole thing up !
Aw, come on, finster, don't cry.
Aah !
I helped that lady trick your daddy into marryin' her !
Aah !
[ All gasping ]
Aah !
You did ? But--
aah !
- Bad yucky ! Bad ! - Pipe down, Drooly !
Aah !
[ Blows raspberry ] Dilly's right.
Aah !
That's one of the worstest things you've ever done, Angelica.
Aah !
I know it was bad, even for me.
Aah !
But sometimes i just can't help myself.
Aah !
I'm sorry, chuckie.
Aah !
Ahh ! You guys,
i can't let that lady marry my daddy !
Ahh ! You guys,
it's like you always say, Tommy.
Ahh ! You guys,
"a baby's gotta do what a baby's gotta do !"
Ahh ! You guys,
and we gots to stop that wedding !
Ahh ! You guys,
how you gonna do that, chuckie ?
Ahh ! You guys,
um, actually i-i was hoping you had an idea, Tommy.
Ahh ! You guys,
hmm.
¶¶ [ Organ ]
¶¶ [ Organ continues ]
[ Woman ] ¶ i love you truly ¶
¶¶ [ organ continues ]
¶ Truly ¶¶ - huh ? Come on.
¶¶ [ Organ continues ]
Oh, Betty, finally we get to see an authentic Parisian landmark.
¶¶ [ Organ continues ]
notre dame ! You seen one church, you seen 'em all.
¶¶ [ Organ continues ]
Wake me if you spot a hunchback.
¶¶ [ Organ continues ]
I wonder where Jean-Claude is with the kids.
¶¶ [ Organ continues ]
I can't start without my little guy.
¶¶ [ Organ continues ]
Heh-heh.
Uh, what do you think you're doing ?
Heh-heh.
Oh, I'm just, um, practicin' tying shoes.
Heh-heh.
Children are so easily amused. - [ Growling ]
Heh-heh.
[ Gasps ] Sacre bleu !
Heh-heh.
Thank you for flying air Angelica.
Heh-heh.
See, chuckie ? I told you we could do it.
Heh-heh.
Yeah, if we could just find the door.
Heh-heh.
- Uh, there's one. - Hey, you dumb babies, wait for me !
[ Yelling ]
You forgetted Angelica ! You say that like it's a bad thing.
[ Yelling ]
Chuckie, we gots to go back. I don't know if i can.
[ Yelling ]
I barely know how to go forward !
[ Yelling ]
Wait for me ! Do you know how hard it is to run...
[ Yelling ]
In a flower girl dress ?
[ Yelling ]
[ Panting ]
[ Yelling ]
I'm supposed to be at that wedding !
[ Yelling ]
Take me to the church !
[ Yelling ]
Wow ! Reptar's boogers look just like Angelica.
Hold on, Angelica !
Wow ! Reptar's boogers look just like Angelica.
[ Yelling ]
Wow ! Reptar's boogers look just like Angelica.
Good catch, chuckie !
Wow ! Reptar's boogers look just like Angelica.
This is not the parade i wanted !
Wow ! Reptar's boogers look just like Angelica.
¶ I love you truly ¶
wow ! Reptar's boogers look just like Angelica.
Keep that Kira out until after the very last "i do."
Wow ! Reptar's boogers look just like Angelica.
Goodness, here comes the bride !
Without "the wedding march" ? Without the flower girl ?
Goodness, here comes the bride !
- Without chuckie ? - ¶¶ [ Singing continues ]
Goodness, here comes the bride !
¶ Fades into dreams ¶
goodness, here comes the bride !
¶ When i feel-- ¶¶ [ Makes cut sound ]
Goodness, here comes the bride !
Go, go, go. Start !
Goodness, here comes the bride !
Coco, we can't start yet. Chuckie's not here.
Goodness, here comes the bride !
Darling, we will tell him all about it.
Goodness, here comes the bride !
- But i want to share this moment with my son. - That is what videotape is for.
Goodness, here comes the bride !
Go ahead !
Goodness, here comes the bride !
Bonjour, everyone.
I would like to welcome the family and friends...
Bonjour, everyone.
Of monsieur and madame--
bonjour, everyone.
Yes, yes. They can read that in the program. Let's begin !
Bonjour, everyone.
Whatcha drawing, kimi ? It's a green thumb.
Bonjour, everyone.
It's a pickle with legs !
Bonjour, everyone.
It's reptar ! - Right !
Bonjour, everyone.
No, i mean it's really reptar !
Bonjour, everyone.
- How do we get out of here ? - Um, i think it's that way.
[ Chuckie ] No, that way.
- How do we get out of here ? - Um, i think it's that way.
Or that way !
- How do we get out of here ? - Um, i think it's that way.
As long as you're sure.
- How do we get out of here ? - Um, i think it's that way.
- [ All yelling ] - Hiya, reptar !
- How do we get out of here ? - Um, i think it's that way.
Wow ! Kimi looks like a bug from here !
- How do we get out of here ? - Um, i think it's that way.
Let's pick her up !
- How do we get out of here ? - Um, i think it's that way.
Wow ! I've never been on this ride before !
- How do we get out of here ? - Um, i think it's that way.
[ Giggling ] Whee !
- How do we get out of here ? - Um, i think it's that way.
Hey, pipsqueak, get your own float !
- How do we get out of here ? - Um, i think it's that way.
[ Horns honking ]
[ Jean-Claude ] Going somewhere, my reptilian friend ?
[ Horns honking ]
- [ All gasping ] - [ Jean-Claude ] You babies cannot hide from Jean-Claude.
[ Horns honking ]
Super escargot ! Ahh, ho-ho-ho !
[ Horns honking ]
[ Whispering ] Would it be all right if i read a poem to my bride ?
Charles would like to recite a poem...
To his bride.
Charles would like to recite a poem...
It's our favorite, remember ?
Charles would like to recite a poem...
[ Gasps ]
[ Loud footsteps ] - Monster ! Let's go !
[ Gasps ]
Ha-ha-ha-ha ! [ Laughing ]
[ Honking, brakes screeching ]
I'll have you babies for lunch !
[ Honking, brakes screeching ]
But not without the proper sauce.
[ Honking, brakes screeching ]
You want a piece of me, sluggy ?
Move over, pipsqueak. I'll show ya how it's done.
You want a piece of me, sluggy ?
- [ Laughing ] - [ Horns honking ]
- [ Tommy ] Stop wobbling, chuckie. - don't tell me !
- [ Laughing ] - [ Horns honking ]
Tell my feet !
- [ Laughing ] - [ Horns honking ]
- [ Jean-Claude ] Oh, my shell ! - - Stop in the name of France !
- [ Laughing ] - [ Horns honking ]
Look, chuckie. I think they want us to stop.
- [ Laughing ] - [ Horns honking ]
[ Chuckie ] So do i !
- [ Laughing ] - [ Horns honking ]
[ Tommy and chuckie yelling ]
- [ Laughing ] - [ Horns honking ]
Okay, then, don't stop !
[ Screaming ]
Hmm. Wha--
[ siren blaring ]
Hmm. Wha--
ahh ! Whoa !
Hmm. Wha--
[ sighs of relief ]
Hmm. Wha--
"squeaky giggles, wiggly toes.
Hmm. Wha--
"teeny tiny button nose. Rosy lips... - [ Cell phone ringing ]
Hmm. Wha--
and soft wet kisses--" what ?
Hmm. Wha--
madame, the babies are on their way to the church !
Hmm. Wha--
what ? You bumbling idiot !
Hmm. Wha--
you disgust me !
Hmm. Wha--
[ embarrassed laughing ] Um, auntie sends her love.
[ Lil ] Come on, give it some gas !
[ Embarrassed laughing ] Um, auntie sends her love.
- [ Passes gas ] - [ Disgusted groans ]
[ Embarrassed laughing ] Um, auntie sends her love.
No offense, but could somebody open a window ?
[ Embarrassed laughing ] Um, auntie sends her love.
Okay. Hello, guys.
[ Embarrassed laughing ] Um, auntie sends her love.
'Bout time you tinkleheads came to the rescue.
[ Embarrassed laughing ] Um, auntie sends her love.
- Tag ! You're it ! - [ Screaming ]
[ Embarrassed laughing ] Um, auntie sends her love.
[ Jean-Claude ] ¶ babies go 'round and 'round ¶
[ embarrassed laughing ] Um, auntie sends her love.
¶ I'll launch them from the ground ¶
[ embarrassed laughing ] Um, auntie sends her love.
¶ They will go flying now ¶
[ embarrassed laughing ] Um, auntie sends her love.
¶ Their mommies have a cow ¶¶
[ embarrassed laughing ] Um, auntie sends her love.
[ Rugrats yelling ]
[ Embarrassed laughing ] Um, auntie sends her love.
[ All groaning ]
[ Alarm blaring ]
[ All groaning ]
[ Rugrats yelling ]
[ All groaning ]
- Look, up in the sky ! - It's a nerd !
[ Phil ] It's a pain ! [ Yelling ]
- Look, up in the sky ! - It's a nerd !
[ Lil ] It's... Angelica.
- Look, up in the sky ! - It's a nerd !
What's the big idea ? Are you pottyheads trying to get rid of me ?
- Look, up in the sky ! - It's a nerd !
That was the big idea.
- Look, up in the sky ! - It's a nerd !
- Can you see the church ? - [ Chuckie ] There it is !
- Look, up in the sky ! - It's a nerd !
[ Gasping, screaming ]
- Look, up in the sky ! - It's a nerd !
[ Screeching ] [ Crowd gasping ]
[ Sighs ]
[ Screeching ] [ Crowd gasping ]
[ Excited murmuring ] [ Lil ] chuckie, you're my hero.
[ Screeching ] [ Crowd gasping ]
[ Chuckie ] Hang on, you guys.
[ Screeching ] [ Crowd gasping ]
I think i gots a wedgie.
[ Screeching ] [ Crowd gasping ]
"Grasping fingers, dimpled chin.
[ Screeching ] [ Crowd gasping ]
"Pudgy bellies,
[ screeching ] [ Crowd gasping ]
Velvet skin."
[ Screeching ] [ Crowd gasping ]
Enough poetry ! Marry us now !
[ Screeching ] [ Crowd gasping ]
[ Tommy ] Look, chuckie, we're almost there ! [ Kimi ] There's the church !
[ Screeching ] [ Crowd gasping ]
[ Jean-Claude ] Hello, my toddling tourists.
This is where your tour of Paris comes to an end !
Chuckie, we gots to beat robosnail...
This is where your tour of Paris comes to an end !
Or that mean lady's gonna be your new mommy !
This is where your tour of Paris comes to an end !
Over my dead potty !
This is where your tour of Paris comes to an end !
[ Jean-Claude ] En garde, babies ! Ho, ho, ho !
I can't brake !
[ Jean-Claude ] En garde, babies ! Ho, ho, ho !
Huh ! Huh !
[ Jean-Claude ] En garde, babies ! Ho, ho, ho !
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho !
Outta my way, slugface !
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho !
Huh ! Take that !
And that !
Wha-hoo-hoo-hoo !
[ Tommy ] You did it, chuckie ! Yeah, i did.
Wha-hoo-hoo-hoo !
Now, let's go save my daddy !
Wha-hoo-hoo-hoo !
For better or worse. Next ! - And for richer or--
poorer ! Sickness ! And in health.
For better or worse. Next ! - And for richer or--
oh, must we repeat everything ?
For better or worse. Next ! - And for richer or--
[ stammering ]
For better or worse. Next ! - And for richer or--
[ female guest ] What is going on ?
Oh, dear lord, i skipped a section.
[ Female guest ] What is going on ?
[ Tommy ] Hurry, chuckie !
[ Female guest ] What is going on ?
Oh ! Oh ! Hey !
[ Female guest ] What is going on ?
Look what i found ! - Papie clips and bubber bands !
[ Female guest ] What is going on ?
[ Yelling ]
I'm comin', daddy !
Go, chuckie, go !
[ Lil ] Hurry ! You can do it, chuckie !
Go, chuckie, go !
[ Growling ]
Go, chuckie, go !
[ Gasping ]
Go, chuckie, go !
If anyone objects to this union,
go, chuckie, go !
Speak now or forever...
Go, chuckie, go !
Hold your peace. [ Gulps ]
Go, chuckie, go !
[ Growling ]
Go, chuckie, go !
[ Whimpering ] I gots to be brave.
Go, chuckie, go !
I gots to be brave !
Go, chuckie, go !
[ Door opens ]
No !
[ Door opens ]
Chuckie ?
[ Door opens ]
[ All gasping ]
[ Door opens ]
He said his first word. He's talking !
[ Door opens ]
No !
[ Door opens ]
Chuckie ! Chuckie !
[ Door opens ]
[ Crying ] Oh, it's all okay. It's okay.
[ Door opens ]
It's okay. Daddy's here.
[ Door opens ]
And so is his new mommy. Come here, little boy.
[ Door opens ]
No ! No ! No ! No ! No !
[ Door opens ]
[ Jean-Claude ] Madame !
[ Door opens ]
[ Whimpering ]
[ Door opens ]
Our kidnapping plot has failed !
[ Door opens ]
Ignore that unemployed fool !
[ Door opens ]
Coco, the wedding is off !
[ Door opens ]
You are not the woman i thought you were. [ Angelica ] hey, lady.
[ Door opens ]
Looks like your plan to trick Mr. "yummy-Sushi" didn't work after all.
[ Door opens ]
Pretty flower girls should be seen, not heard.
[ Door opens ]
I would like to hear what the little one has to say.
[ Door opens ]
Okay, but listen good, 'cause I'm tired of tellin' this story.
[ Door opens ]
That koo-koo lady told her boss she had a kid's heart in a jar...
[ Door opens ]
And she was gonna marry Mr. chuckie's daddy just so she could be president !
[ Door opens ]
- Listen, you traitor-- - now, Ms. la bouche, you are dismissed.
[ Door opens ]
Dismissed ? But... no one fires coco la bouche.
[ Door opens ]
Coco la bouche fires others !
[ Door opens ]
Coco la bouche is euroreptar !
[ Door opens ]
Off the gown, you revolting carpet mice !
- [ Babies ] Whoa ! - [ All gasping ]
Off the gown, you revolting carpet mice !
Listen, lady ! Nobody messes with my dumb babies 'cept me !
Off the gown, you revolting carpet mice !
[ Grunts ]
Off the gown, you revolting carpet mice !
¶ I see London i see France ¶
¶ i see coco's underpants ¶¶
¶ i see London i see France ¶
take a picture. This is the last time...
¶ I see London i see France ¶
you will see coco or her underpants !
¶ I see London i see France ¶
[ frustrated yelling ]
¶ I see London i see France ¶
[ spike barking ] Ho, ho, ho !
¶ I see London i see France ¶
bad dog ! Bad dog ! Oh, ho, ho !
¶ I see London i see France ¶
- coco, wait ! - Go get him, spike !
¶ I see London i see France ¶
looks like spike found himself a little patootie.
¶ I see London i see France ¶
come here, my little pumpkin pies ! Oh, yes.
¶ I see London i see France ¶
- smile for the camera. - [ Betty ] What a holiday.
¶ I see London i see France ¶
chuckie, i have something that belongs to you.
¶ I see London i see France ¶
[ babbles ] Ohh. Mmm.
¶ I see London i see France ¶
thank you, Kira.
¶ I see London i see France ¶
chas, i am so sorry.
¶ I see London i see France ¶
i wanted to tell you about coco, but i--
¶ i see London i see France ¶
no, no, it's my fault, Kira.
¶ I see London i see France ¶
i guess i got caught up in the romance of Paris.
¶ I see London i see France ¶
I'm sorry, little guy.
¶ I see London i see France ¶
"oh, how my heart beats wild."
"Each time i hold my precious child."
"Oh, how my heart beats wild."
Wait ! You know that poem ?
"Oh, how my heart beats wild."
It is my favorite.
"Oh, how my heart beats wild."
¶¶ [ "The wedding march" ]
[ Stu ] And now the bride and groom...
¶¶ [ "The wedding march" ]
Will cut the cake.
¶¶ [ "The wedding march" ]
Be careful, Kira. The knife is very sharp.
¶¶ [ "The wedding march" ]
Wasn't the wedding beautiful ?
Yeah, I'm just glad i didn't have to return the toaster oven this time.
Wasn't the wedding beautiful ?
Let me put it to you this way, bobfather.
Wasn't the wedding beautiful ?
We've been back home for a bunch of yesterdays...
Wasn't the wedding beautiful ?
And you still haven't delivered the goods.
Wasn't the wedding beautiful ?
You gots your mommy wish, so what do i get, snotfather ?
Wasn't the wedding beautiful ?
Angelica, you show him no respect !
Wasn't the wedding beautiful ?
You can't talk to him like--
wasn't the wedding beautiful ?
Angelica,
wasn't the wedding beautiful ?
You come to me on the day of my daddy's wedding...
Wasn't the wedding beautiful ?
To ask me for Cynthia chateaus...
Wasn't the wedding beautiful ?
And a matching pony and a bunch of dis--
wasn't the wedding beautiful ?
Stuff that i can't never get you !
Wasn't the wedding beautiful ?
There you are, you guys. Come on ! The grown-ups are giving away the cake !
Wasn't the wedding beautiful ?
Cake ? Game over. [ Rugrats cheering ]
Wasn't the wedding beautiful ?
Wawa's a really nice Bear.
Thanks. My old mommy gived him to me.
Wawa's a really nice Bear.
Do you ever miss her ? Sometimes.
Wawa's a really nice Bear.
But then i 'member that she's up there watching me from heaven.
Wawa's a really nice Bear.
I guess I'm lucky.
Wawa's a really nice Bear.
I got two mommies to look after me now !
Wawa's a really nice Bear.
There's my little guy.
Wawa's a really nice Bear.
Kimi, sweetheart, may i have this dance ?
Wawa's a really nice Bear.
[ Grunts ]
Wawa's a really nice Bear.
Chuckie, would you like to dance with your new mommy ?
[ Woman ] ¶ when you love ¶
chuckie, would you like to dance with your new mommy ?
¶ You're not alone ¶
chuckie, would you like to dance with your new mommy ?
¶ The one you love ¶
chuckie, would you like to dance with your new mommy ?
¶ Is there beside you ¶
chuckie, would you like to dance with your new mommy ?
¶ You're never lost or on your own ¶¶
chuckie, would you like to dance with your new mommy ?
Let me at that cake !
Chuckie, would you like to dance with your new mommy ?
Hey, lady, ever hear of a thigh-blaster ?
Chuckie, would you like to dance with your new mommy ?
Cynthia !
Chuckie, would you like to dance with your new mommy ?
That frosting flower has our names bitten all over it.
Chuckie, would you like to dance with your new mommy ?
Who do you babies think you are ? Well, I'm Tommy.
And this is lil. And she calls us dumb.
Who do you babies think you are ? Well, I'm Tommy.
Gimme that cake right now !
Who do you babies think you are ? Well, I'm Tommy.
Good throw, dilly ! That's it ! Prepare to meet your caker !
Who do you babies think you are ? Well, I'm Tommy.
What ya doin' ?
Who do you babies think you are ? Well, I'm Tommy.
[ Rugrats laughing ]
- Hey, susie ! - [ Gasps ]
[ Both grunting ]
- Hey, susie ! - [ Gasps ]
Cakey !
- Hey, susie ! - [ Gasps ]
- [ All gasping ] - [ Chuckling ]
- Aah ! - [ Gasps, laughing ]
- [ Together ] Whee ! - [ Laughs ]
- Aah ! - [ Gasps, laughing ]
Well, Tommy,
i guess this is how it's gonna be from now on.
Well, Tommy,
[ all laughing ]
Well, Tommy,
[ male singers ] ¶ who let the dogs out ¶
¶ woof, woof, woof, woof ¶
[ male singers ] ¶ who let the dogs out ¶
¶ who let the dogs out woof, woof, woof, woof, woof ¶
[ male singers ] ¶ who let the dogs out ¶
¶ who let the dogs out woof, woof, woof, woof, woof ¶
[ male singers ] ¶ who let the dogs out ¶
¶ when the party was nice the party was jumpin' ¶ ¶ hey, yippie-yi-yo ¶
[ male singers ] ¶ who let the dogs out ¶
¶ and everybody havin' a ball ¶ ¶ hah, ho, yippie-yi-yo ¶
[ male singers ] ¶ who let the dogs out ¶
¶ i tell the fellas "start the name callin'" ¶ ¶ yippie-yi-yo ¶
[ male singers ] ¶ who let the dogs out ¶
¶ and the girls report to the call the poor dog showdown ¶
[ male singers ] ¶ who let the dogs out ¶
¶ who let the dogs out woof, woof, woof, woof, woof ¶
[ male singers ] ¶ who let the dogs out ¶
¶ who let the dogs out woof, woof, woof, woof, woof ¶
[ male singers ] ¶ who let the dogs out ¶
¶ who let the dogs out woof, woof, woof, woof, woof ¶
[ male singers ] ¶ who let the dogs out ¶
¶ who let the dogs out woof, woof, woof, woof, woof ¶
[ male singers ] ¶ who let the dogs out ¶
¶ i see a speed boat head up our coast ¶
[ male singers ] ¶ who let the dogs out ¶
¶ she really want to skip town ¶
[ male singers ] ¶ who let the dogs out ¶
¶ get back off me, back off me get back you flea-infested mongrel ¶
[ male singers ] ¶ who let the dogs out ¶
[ panting ]
[ Male singers ] ¶ who let the dogs out ¶
¶ who let the dogs out woof, woof woof, woof, woof ¶¶
[ children talking, counting ]
¶ Who let the dogs out woof, woof woof, woof, woof ¶¶
[ children ] Seventy-five, four, ¶ here we go, y'all ¶
¶ who let the dogs out woof, woof woof, woof, woof ¶¶
three, two, one !
¶ Who let the dogs out woof, woof woof, woof, woof ¶¶
i knew it ! [ Woman ] ¶ follow me, y'all ¶
¶ who let the dogs out woof, woof woof, woof, woof ¶¶
¶ said follow me, y'all ¶
¶ who let the dogs out woof, woof woof, woof, woof ¶¶
¶ my getaway my getaway ¶
¶ who let the dogs out woof, woof woof, woof, woof ¶¶
¶ come on, uh come on ¶
¶ who let the dogs out woof, woof woof, woof, woof ¶¶
¶ do you wanna play outside and come with me it's such a lovely day ¶
¶ who let the dogs out woof, woof woof, woof, woof ¶¶
¶ i want to go and say wanna come with me on my getaway ¶
¶ who let the dogs out woof, woof woof, woof, woof ¶¶
¶ do you wanna play outside and come with me it's such a lovely day ¶
¶ who let the dogs out woof, woof woof, woof, woof ¶¶
¶ i want to go and say wanna come with me on my getaway ¶
¶ who let the dogs out woof, woof woof, woof, woof ¶¶
¶ i don't know what to do wanna play and have some fun ¶
¶ who let the dogs out woof, woof woof, woof, woof ¶¶
¶ gotta find a place to go just you and me alone with no one ¶
¶ who let the dogs out woof, woof woof, woof, woof ¶¶
¶ somewhere where skies are blue ¶
¶ who let the dogs out woof, woof woof, woof, woof ¶¶
¶ with Cher and Sonny too ¶
¶ who let the dogs out woof, woof woof, woof, woof ¶¶
¶ let's go on an escapade just follow me and I'll lead the way ¶
¶ who let the dogs out woof, woof woof, woof, woof ¶¶
¶ do you wanna play outside and come with me it's such a lovely day ¶
¶ who let the dogs out woof, woof woof, woof, woof ¶¶
¶ i want to go and say wanna come with me on my getaway ¶
¶ who let the dogs out woof, woof woof, woof, woof ¶¶
¶ do you wanna play outside and come with me it's such a lovely day ¶
¶ who let the dogs out woof, woof woof, woof, woof ¶¶
¶ i want to go and say wanna come with me on my getaway ¶
¶ who let the dogs out woof, woof woof, woof, woof ¶¶
¶ we can have a barbecue have cake and candy too ¶
¶ who let the dogs out woof, woof woof, woof, woof ¶¶
¶ pretend it's a holiday your day, my day, his day and her day ¶
¶ who let the dogs out woof, woof woof, woof, woof ¶¶
¶ this is a special way to make you feel okay ¶
¶ who let the dogs out woof, woof woof, woof, woof ¶¶
¶ anyplace you wanna go enjoy yourself in the best of your day ¶
¶ who let the dogs out woof, woof woof, woof, woof ¶¶
¶ do you wanna play outside and come with me it's such a lovely day ¶
¶ who let the dogs out woof, woof woof, woof, woof ¶¶
¶ i want to go and say wanna come with me on my getaway ¶
¶ who let the dogs out woof, woof woof, woof, woof ¶¶
¶ ah, ah ¶¶
[ woman ] ¶ close your eyes ¶
¶ ah, ah ¶¶
¶ leave the world behind ¶
¶ ah, ah ¶¶
¶ find a place ¶
¶ ah, ah ¶¶
¶ deep inside ¶
¶ ah, ah ¶¶
¶ where you imagine ¶
¶ ah, ah ¶¶
¶ that love never dies ¶
¶ ah, ah ¶¶
¶ in the night ¶
¶ when you reach for me ¶
¶ in the night ¶
¶ in your heart ¶
¶ in the night ¶
¶ hear my sigh ¶
¶ in the night ¶
¶ now and forever ¶
¶ in the night ¶
¶ will you remember ¶
¶ in the night ¶
¶ when you love you're not alone ¶
¶ in the night ¶
¶ the one you love ¶
¶ in the night ¶
¶ is there beside you ¶
¶ in the night ¶
¶ never lost ¶
¶ in the night ¶
¶ or on your own ¶
¶ in the night ¶
¶ a gentle hand is there to guide you ¶
¶ in the night ¶
¶ you love ¶
¶ like the sun ¶
¶ you love ¶
¶ i am shining down ¶
¶ you love ¶
¶ through the veil ¶
¶ you love ¶
¶ through the clouds ¶
¶ you love ¶
¶ when you can see me ¶
¶ you love ¶
¶ you must believe me ¶
¶ that when you love you're not alone ¶
¶ you must believe me ¶
¶ the one you love ¶
¶ you must believe me ¶
¶ is there beside you ¶
¶ you must believe me ¶
¶ never lost ¶
¶ you must believe me ¶
¶ or on your own ¶
¶ you must believe me ¶
¶ a gentle hand ¶
¶ you must believe me ¶
¶ is there to guide you ¶
¶ you must believe me ¶
¶ you love ¶¶
¶ you must believe me ¶
[ computerized voice ] Klasky csupo.