1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 ♪♪ 2 00:00:24,092 --> 00:00:25,260 Well? 3 00:00:25,294 --> 00:00:30,233 Well, I Think I'm Actually Finished. 4 00:00:31,399 --> 00:00:33,134 So This Is It, Huh? 5 00:00:33,167 --> 00:00:38,341 Yeah. Malcolm, We're Finally Gonna Be Able To Change The World. 6 00:00:40,576 --> 00:00:42,945 And They're Not Gonna Be Able To Do Anything About It. 7 00:00:46,814 --> 00:00:47,849 Scott Marshall Has The Ball. 8 00:00:47,883 --> 00:00:49,417 He Fakes Right. 9 00:00:49,451 --> 00:00:50,518 Left. 10 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:52,153 He's Almost In The Clear. 11 00:00:52,186 --> 00:00:53,756 Will He... Will He... 12 00:00:55,189 --> 00:00:56,091 Ooh! 13 00:00:58,793 --> 00:01:00,428 Dad, Are You All Right? 14 00:01:00,462 --> 00:01:03,365 I'm... Fine. 15 00:01:03,397 --> 00:01:06,435 Nothing Like A Concussion Before Breakfast 16 00:01:06,468 --> 00:01:08,137 To Make You Feel Alive. 17 00:01:08,170 --> 00:01:10,605 Sorry. I Was Practicing. 18 00:01:10,638 --> 00:01:11,973 We Have A Game Today. 19 00:01:12,007 --> 00:01:15,743 Who Can Be Mad At A Kid Who's Got A Birthday 20 00:01:15,777 --> 00:01:17,846 In Four Days? 21 00:01:20,915 --> 00:01:22,551 Four Days. 22 00:01:24,453 --> 00:01:27,689 Adam! Scott! Molly! Jim! 23 00:01:27,722 --> 00:01:28,990 Right Here. 24 00:01:29,024 --> 00:01:30,292 Sorry, Honey. 25 00:01:30,325 --> 00:01:33,262 It's Ok. I'm Hearing A Lot Of That This Morning. 26 00:01:33,295 --> 00:01:36,198 Mom, My Retainer Fell In The Toilet Again. 27 00:01:36,230 --> 00:01:37,932 Well, Maybe You Should Stop Drinking Out Of It. 28 00:01:37,965 --> 00:01:39,467 I Wasn't Drinking Out Of It! 29 00:01:39,501 --> 00:01:40,736 Don't Tease Your Sister. 30 00:01:40,769 --> 00:01:42,471 Adam, Get Down Here! 31 00:01:42,504 --> 00:01:45,274 And They Say Teenage Girls Spend Too Much Time In Front Of The Mirror. 32 00:01:45,307 --> 00:01:47,308 Dad, About My Party On Sunday... 33 00:01:47,341 --> 00:01:50,111 Oh, That Reminds Me. I Have To Order A Larger Cake. 34 00:01:50,144 --> 00:01:51,579 Seems Like The Whole World Is Coming. 35 00:01:51,612 --> 00:01:53,549 Chocolate With White Icing, Right? 36 00:01:53,581 --> 00:01:54,782 Right. 37 00:01:54,816 --> 00:01:56,418 Hey, Scooter, Four More Days! 38 00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:58,419 Is There Anymore Milk? 39 00:01:58,453 --> 00:02:00,356 I Don't Know. We Were Just Talking About The Party. 40 00:02:00,388 --> 00:02:03,324 Oh, Man, It's Gonna Be A Total Blow-Out. 41 00:02:03,358 --> 00:02:05,860 I Can't Wait. Oh, I Almost Forgot. You Lose Something? 42 00:02:05,894 --> 00:02:07,329 Oh, Gross! 43 00:02:07,361 --> 00:02:08,963 Adam! Adam! 44 00:02:08,997 --> 00:02:11,200 Hey. Good Morning, Marshalls. 45 00:02:16,170 --> 00:02:18,806 Uh, Hey, Randy. 46 00:02:18,840 --> 00:02:21,143 Good Morning. 47 00:02:21,175 --> 00:02:25,381 Ah, What Ya Got There? 48 00:02:25,413 --> 00:02:27,382 Zucchini Bread. 49 00:02:29,884 --> 00:02:31,286 My Mom Made It. 50 00:02:31,319 --> 00:02:33,254 Just Put It On The Table. 51 00:02:33,288 --> 00:02:34,457 Right There. 52 00:02:35,723 --> 00:02:36,825 Yeah. 53 00:02:38,659 --> 00:02:42,131 C'mon, Randy. I Think We Better Get Out Of Here Now. 54 00:02:42,163 --> 00:02:44,199 Enjoy. 55 00:02:44,233 --> 00:02:47,203 Have Fun At School. I'll See You, Randy. 56 00:02:47,235 --> 00:02:50,038 Thanks, Dad. Bye, Everybody. 57 00:02:59,046 --> 00:03:01,182 Can I Make An Observation? 58 00:03:01,216 --> 00:03:03,953 Your Family Is Totally Whacked. 59 00:03:03,985 --> 00:03:06,287 We're All Really Allergic To Zucchini. 60 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:08,790 Lucky. I'm Lactose Intolerant. 61 00:03:10,092 --> 00:03:11,727 You Know, You Should Try Punching Her In The Arm 62 00:03:11,759 --> 00:03:12,995 And Then Running Away. 63 00:03:13,027 --> 00:03:14,829 I Hear Girls Really Go For That Thing. 64 00:03:14,862 --> 00:03:15,931 I Don't Like Her, Ok? 65 00:03:15,963 --> 00:03:17,699 Louder. I Don't Think She Heard You. 66 00:03:19,367 --> 00:03:20,703 Hey, Marshall. 67 00:03:20,735 --> 00:03:22,637 Still Think You Got A Chance 68 00:03:22,670 --> 00:03:24,439 Of Being Team Captain After Yesterday's Game? 69 00:03:24,473 --> 00:03:26,875 I've Got A Better Chance Than You Do. 70 00:03:26,907 --> 00:03:28,176 Yeah, Right. 71 00:03:28,210 --> 00:03:30,246 I Don't Think Anybody's Voting For The Choke King. 72 00:03:30,278 --> 00:03:32,680 I Can Outshoot You Any Day, Rosen. 73 00:03:32,713 --> 00:03:33,949 Wanna Bet? 74 00:03:33,981 --> 00:03:36,586 My Lunch Money's On The Pigtails. 75 00:03:39,354 --> 00:03:40,656 Ha! Missed! 76 00:03:40,688 --> 00:03:42,590 No. She Didn't. 77 00:03:42,623 --> 00:03:43,658 Ow. 78 00:03:49,830 --> 00:03:51,199 Oh, Man. 79 00:03:52,234 --> 00:03:54,069 Amy, If You Like Scott That Much, 80 00:03:54,102 --> 00:03:55,871 Why Don't You Just Ask Him To The Dance? 81 00:03:55,903 --> 00:03:58,539 Mom, Please. I Don't Like Him, Ok? 82 00:03:58,573 --> 00:03:59,942 Not Much. 83 00:03:59,974 --> 00:04:02,245 I'll Go Get My Soccer Ball. 84 00:04:05,813 --> 00:04:07,816 I Just Thought That, Uh, 85 00:04:07,848 --> 00:04:10,118 If We Didn't Pressure Him About His Birthday, 86 00:04:10,151 --> 00:04:12,453 It Would Be Easier On Him. 87 00:04:12,486 --> 00:04:14,822 If I Ever Thought This Might Happen, 88 00:04:14,855 --> 00:04:17,058 I Never Would Have Made Such A Big Deal Out Of The Party. 89 00:04:17,091 --> 00:04:19,594 Oh, Don't Forget You're Soccer Mom Today. 90 00:04:19,627 --> 00:04:21,229 I Have A Trustees Meeting. 91 00:04:21,262 --> 00:04:25,266 I've Already Rearranged My Schedule. 2:45 In Front Of The School. 92 00:04:25,300 --> 00:04:27,036 Ok. 93 00:04:27,069 --> 00:04:29,237 And, Sweetie, Will You Hurry Up? 94 00:04:29,271 --> 00:04:32,275 Just Being Near This Stuff Makes Me Weak In The Knees. 95 00:04:40,382 --> 00:04:41,516 Such A Shame. 96 00:04:41,550 --> 00:04:43,752 I Really Love Zucchini Bread. 97 00:04:46,521 --> 00:04:48,524 Settle. Everyone, Settle. 98 00:04:48,557 --> 00:04:50,859 Now, I'd Like To Introduce To You 99 00:04:50,891 --> 00:04:53,094 The President Of Earth Protectors, 100 00:04:53,127 --> 00:04:54,829 The Environmental Software Company 101 00:04:54,862 --> 00:04:57,065 That So Generously Donated Personal Computers 102 00:04:57,098 --> 00:05:00,468 To Every Student In The Eighth Grade, Mr. Quinn. 103 00:05:02,303 --> 00:05:03,638 How're You Doing, Kids? 104 00:05:03,672 --> 00:05:06,108 Yeah, We Were All Born To Save This Planet. 105 00:05:06,141 --> 00:05:08,843 Thank You Guys Very Much. Thank You. 106 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:11,012 Good Morning, Everybody! 107 00:05:11,045 --> 00:05:12,247 How's Everybody Doing Today? 108 00:05:12,279 --> 00:05:13,614 All: Good. 109 00:05:13,648 --> 00:05:15,317 Good. That's Good. 110 00:05:15,350 --> 00:05:17,486 Today I'm Gonna Talk To You Guys A Little Bit About The Environment, 111 00:05:17,519 --> 00:05:19,288 And I'm Gonna Hand Out A Few Upgrades. 112 00:05:21,255 --> 00:05:22,424 I Hope You're Gonna Recycle That. 113 00:05:23,524 --> 00:05:24,759 Please? 114 00:05:24,793 --> 00:05:26,495 Uh-Huh. 115 00:05:26,528 --> 00:05:28,697 Good Girl. 116 00:05:28,730 --> 00:05:31,400 Now, We've Designed The Software That Goes Into The Computers 117 00:05:31,432 --> 00:05:33,201 To Be Fun, As Well As Educational. 118 00:05:33,235 --> 00:05:36,504 Randy: Something Tells Me This Is Not A Video Game. 119 00:05:36,538 --> 00:05:39,475 They Can Disguise It Anyway They Want, 120 00:05:39,507 --> 00:05:41,409 It's Still Homework. 121 00:05:43,512 --> 00:05:45,012 How Are You Guys Doing? 122 00:05:45,045 --> 00:05:47,016 Keep Up The Good Work. You'll Be An Earth Protector One Day. 123 00:05:48,817 --> 00:05:51,220 Recycle Those, Guys. I'm Serious. 124 00:05:51,252 --> 00:05:52,320 We Will. 125 00:05:52,353 --> 00:05:53,955 C'mon, Now. Have Fun At School Today. 126 00:06:08,036 --> 00:06:09,937 Man, I Hate Kids! 127 00:06:09,971 --> 00:06:13,309 Can't We Just Run Tests On Rats, Like Everybody Else? 128 00:06:15,043 --> 00:06:17,278 We Just Finished The Pineland Bank Download, Boss. 129 00:06:17,312 --> 00:06:18,713 We Better Get Moving. We're Gonna Be Late. 130 00:06:18,747 --> 00:06:19,948 Where's Nina? 131 00:06:19,980 --> 00:06:21,082 She's At The Warehouse. 132 00:06:21,115 --> 00:06:22,283 She's Not Expecting Us For Hours. 133 00:06:23,517 --> 00:06:25,086 Perfect. 134 00:06:25,120 --> 00:06:29,057 Now We'll See What This Little Program Of Hers Can Really Do. 135 00:06:38,399 --> 00:06:40,334 Yeah, They Gave Us Computers. 136 00:06:40,367 --> 00:06:42,637 But Every Night We Have To Download These Stupid Programs 137 00:06:42,670 --> 00:06:45,507 On Recycling, You Know, And Planting Trees And Junk. 138 00:06:45,540 --> 00:06:48,444 You Guys Don't Know How Lucky You Are To Have Your Own Computers. 139 00:06:48,476 --> 00:06:50,711 When I Was Your Age-- 140 00:06:50,745 --> 00:06:51,814 Yeah, Mr. Marshall, Tell Us. 141 00:06:51,846 --> 00:06:53,882 How Was It Using A Hammer And Chisel? 142 00:06:55,684 --> 00:06:58,654 Well, If You Don't Mind Waiting For Just A Moment, Sir, 143 00:06:58,687 --> 00:07:00,889 I'd Be More Than Happy To Access Your Account For You. 144 00:07:04,024 --> 00:07:06,727 Ah, Here You Are. 145 00:07:06,761 --> 00:07:12,067 Oh, I'm Showing That You Have $1.37 In Your Account. 146 00:07:12,100 --> 00:07:14,403 Do You Want That In Nickles And Dimes? 147 00:07:14,435 --> 00:07:16,572 No. That's, Uh, That's Impossible. 148 00:07:16,605 --> 00:07:18,674 I Have A Lot Of Money In This Bank, Ok? 149 00:07:18,706 --> 00:07:20,608 Is There A Problem Here? 150 00:07:20,641 --> 00:07:22,577 Yes. There Is A Problem. 151 00:07:22,610 --> 00:07:24,947 I Have Money In This Bank. He's Telling Me I Don't. 152 00:07:24,980 --> 00:07:26,747 There Must Be Some Kind Of A Problem With The Computer. 153 00:07:26,781 --> 00:07:30,953 Look, Do Me A Favor And Just Look Again For Me, Please? 154 00:07:30,985 --> 00:07:32,420 Sure. 155 00:07:34,822 --> 00:07:37,125 Welcome To Earth Protectors. 156 00:07:37,158 --> 00:07:41,396 Listen Very Carefully To The Following Instructions. 157 00:07:41,428 --> 00:07:44,665 Earth Protectors Will Tell You Exactly What To Do. 158 00:07:44,699 --> 00:07:45,634 What In The-- 159 00:07:45,666 --> 00:07:47,602 It's Important To Relax 160 00:07:47,636 --> 00:07:51,207 And Let Earth Protectors Do All The Thinking For You. 161 00:07:52,673 --> 00:07:54,843 Maybe You Better Make That Fifties And Hundreds. 162 00:08:09,357 --> 00:08:11,260 [ Sneezes ] 163 00:08:14,329 --> 00:08:15,898 What's Going On? 164 00:08:15,930 --> 00:08:18,966 Security! 165 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:20,735 Security! 166 00:08:20,769 --> 00:08:23,338 [ Pager Beeping ] 167 00:08:23,370 --> 00:08:26,407 Do You Guys Mind If I Let You Off At The Corner? 168 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:28,643 I've Got An Emergency At The Office. 169 00:08:28,677 --> 00:08:31,279 What's The Emergency? You're An Orthodontist, Right? 170 00:08:31,312 --> 00:08:34,115 What, Two Losers Get Their Braces Stuck Together? 171 00:08:34,149 --> 00:08:36,384 Dad, Is Something Wrong With The Car? 172 00:08:36,418 --> 00:08:39,754 Uh, Yeah. I Think Something Is Wrong With The Car. 173 00:08:39,788 --> 00:08:41,856 Let Me Pull Over Here At The Corner. 174 00:08:41,889 --> 00:08:43,625 Why Does This Always Happen When Your Dad Drives? 175 00:08:49,965 --> 00:08:51,767 C'mon, Scott. Hurry Up. 176 00:08:51,799 --> 00:08:54,536 You Know They're Picking Team Captain Today. 177 00:08:56,037 --> 00:08:57,706 I'll Catch Up. 178 00:09:00,609 --> 00:09:02,478 Excuse Me A Moment. 179 00:09:09,618 --> 00:09:11,086 All Clear, Dad. 180 00:09:11,119 --> 00:09:13,654 Sorry About This, Son. 181 00:09:13,687 --> 00:09:15,624 But Have A Great Game. 182 00:09:19,259 --> 00:09:21,730 Up, Up And Away! 183 00:09:28,503 --> 00:09:30,739 This Is A Hostage Situation! 184 00:09:30,772 --> 00:09:32,875 So Please Stand Back! 185 00:09:36,443 --> 00:09:37,478 Bronze Eagle! 186 00:09:48,590 --> 00:09:49,625 Honey... 187 00:09:49,658 --> 00:09:50,959 Well, It's About Time. 188 00:09:50,991 --> 00:09:52,193 Did You Walk Here? 189 00:09:54,162 --> 00:09:55,663 Honey... 190 00:09:55,697 --> 00:09:57,164 I Had A Van Full Of Kids. 191 00:09:57,197 --> 00:09:59,100 And I Had A Room Full Of Trustees. 192 00:09:59,134 --> 00:10:01,702 Didn't You Hear Me When I Said I Had An Important Meeting Today? 193 00:10:01,735 --> 00:10:03,438 I Swear, You're Always Doing This To Me. 194 00:10:07,241 --> 00:10:09,777 Honey, What Do You Want Me To Say? I Tried. 195 00:10:14,416 --> 00:10:18,920 Look. You Told Me To Pick 'Em Up At 2:45. I Did. 196 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:21,122 Sometimes I Don't Feel Like You Take What I Do Seriously. 197 00:10:21,155 --> 00:10:22,957 I Totally Appreciate You, Honey. 198 00:10:22,990 --> 00:10:25,159 Maybe You Could Show It Once In A While. 199 00:10:25,192 --> 00:10:27,962 Honey, Today... Ok, I Made A Mistake. 200 00:10:27,995 --> 00:10:29,597 But You Know How I Feel. 201 00:10:29,630 --> 00:10:31,399 I'm Always Soccer Mom For You. 202 00:10:31,432 --> 00:10:32,668 Just Get Here On Time. 203 00:10:35,636 --> 00:10:38,472 You Know, You Really Are Super Mom. 204 00:10:38,505 --> 00:10:40,041 Thanks. 205 00:10:40,075 --> 00:10:42,610 That's Nice To Know Every Once In A While. 206 00:10:44,546 --> 00:10:47,383 [ Yelling ] 207 00:10:52,854 --> 00:10:53,722 I Got Him! 208 00:10:55,222 --> 00:10:58,159 Say, Honey, Would This Be A Bad Time To Talk About The Laundry? 209 00:10:58,192 --> 00:11:01,129 Oh, Don't Make Me Pluck Your Tail Feathers. 210 00:11:02,263 --> 00:11:03,965 See You At Home, Eagle Boy. 211 00:11:03,998 --> 00:11:05,300 Yes, Honey. 212 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:08,836 Drive Careful. Put Your Helmet On. 213 00:11:08,870 --> 00:11:09,804 Fasten It Up. 214 00:11:16,878 --> 00:11:18,881 That's My Wife. 215 00:11:19,581 --> 00:11:21,283 Up, Up And Away! 216 00:11:24,251 --> 00:11:27,521 I Was In Line, Just Waiting To Cash My Check, 217 00:11:27,554 --> 00:11:30,125 And Everybody Started Screaming And Yelling. 218 00:11:30,158 --> 00:11:31,960 I Didn't Really See Too Much Of It, Actually. 219 00:11:33,595 --> 00:11:35,596 But I Know That It's A Good Thing That Those Guys Showed Up. 220 00:11:35,629 --> 00:11:38,399 'Cause I Don't Think That Anybody Else Is Gonna Be Able To Stop 'Em. 221 00:11:38,432 --> 00:11:39,934 Certainly Not Me, Anyway. 222 00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:56,083 We'll See Who's The Best Shooter. 223 00:11:56,116 --> 00:11:57,551 We'll See Who's The Best Shooter. 224 00:11:57,585 --> 00:11:58,552 Pass The Ball To Amy! 225 00:11:58,586 --> 00:12:00,788 Scott, C'mon! Amy's Open! C'mon! 226 00:12:00,822 --> 00:12:02,390 We'll See Who's The Best Shooter. 227 00:12:07,162 --> 00:12:09,464 Well, At Least You've Got A Career In Field Goal Kicking. 228 00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:11,966 Yeah, You're Gonna Be Team Captain, All Right. 229 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:14,101 Pass It Next Time. 230 00:12:14,134 --> 00:12:15,569 She Definitely Hates Me. 231 00:12:15,602 --> 00:12:16,637 Oh, Yeah. 232 00:12:16,671 --> 00:12:18,574 C'mon, Scott! C'mon, Randy! 233 00:12:21,509 --> 00:12:23,245 Hey, Dad. 234 00:12:23,278 --> 00:12:24,446 I Wish You Wouldn't Do That. 235 00:12:24,479 --> 00:12:25,747 Somebody's Gonna See You One Of These Days. 236 00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:29,350 Relax. I Zip Around At Nearly The Speed Of Light. 237 00:12:29,384 --> 00:12:30,885 Nobody's Gonna See Me. 238 00:12:30,918 --> 00:12:32,920 And If They Do... 239 00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:36,657 I'll Just Fry A Couple Of Brain Cells, Baby. Whooo! 240 00:12:38,826 --> 00:12:41,263 Man, I Can't Believe I Missed The Bank Robbery This Afternoon. 241 00:12:41,296 --> 00:12:43,298 Well, Somehow We Managed Without You. 242 00:12:43,331 --> 00:12:45,332 And Can You Do Me A Favor? 243 00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:46,735 Keep It A Little Low-Key Around Your Brother 244 00:12:46,768 --> 00:12:47,836 For The Next Few Days. 245 00:12:47,869 --> 00:12:49,271 Why? 246 00:12:49,303 --> 00:12:50,704 I Mean, He's Gonna Be Getting His Powers 247 00:12:50,738 --> 00:12:51,773 Any Day Now, Right? 248 00:12:51,806 --> 00:12:54,576 Well, The Closer It Gets To Sunday, 249 00:12:54,609 --> 00:12:56,211 It Doesn't Look Likely. 250 00:12:56,244 --> 00:12:57,579 But I Didn't Start To Get My Powers 251 00:12:57,611 --> 00:12:58,846 Until A Couple Of Weeks Before My Big 1-4. 252 00:13:01,416 --> 00:13:03,518 You Mean... 253 00:13:03,551 --> 00:13:06,021 Scott Might Be... 254 00:13:06,053 --> 00:13:07,755 Normal? 255 00:13:08,822 --> 00:13:10,658 Yeah. 256 00:13:10,692 --> 00:13:12,427 Yeah. Scott Might Be Normal. 257 00:13:16,663 --> 00:13:19,533 A Bank Robbery! What Were You Thinking, Malcolm? 258 00:13:19,567 --> 00:13:20,969 You Could Have Destroyed Everything. 259 00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:22,636 I'll Tell You What I Was Thinking. 260 00:13:22,669 --> 00:13:25,272 I Was Thinking That Somebody's Got To Pay 261 00:13:25,306 --> 00:13:26,908 For This Little Scheme Of Yours. 262 00:13:26,941 --> 00:13:29,945 Besides, There's Nothing Left To Destroy, Ok? 263 00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:32,413 Your Stupid Program Didn't Even Work. 264 00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:35,983 Of Course It Didn't Work. 265 00:13:36,017 --> 00:13:38,787 It's Specifically Designed To Work On Adolescent Brains. 266 00:13:38,820 --> 00:13:40,055 Oh. 267 00:13:45,626 --> 00:13:47,495 I'm Sorry I Said That, Nina. 268 00:13:47,528 --> 00:13:49,230 I Didn't Know That. 269 00:13:50,899 --> 00:13:53,768 It's Just That-- I Mean, After You're Done Running All Your Tests, 270 00:13:53,801 --> 00:13:56,605 How Are We Supposed To Get One Of These To Every Kid In The Country? 271 00:13:59,740 --> 00:14:02,977 I Don't Know. I Hadn't...I Hadn't Thought That Far. 272 00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:05,847 Exactly. That's Why I'm Here. 273 00:14:09,716 --> 00:14:13,221 Hey, Honey. You Still Mad At Me? 274 00:14:13,254 --> 00:14:15,590 Huh? Huh? 275 00:14:15,623 --> 00:14:18,593 No. You're Forgiven. 276 00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:20,194 You Ok With Burgers On The Grill? 277 00:14:20,227 --> 00:14:21,762 Yeah. I'm Fine. 278 00:14:21,796 --> 00:14:24,967 I'll Light It Just As Soon As... 279 00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:29,471 Oh. Somebody Used Her Laser Vision 280 00:14:29,504 --> 00:14:31,373 To Play Forest Fire With My Lily. 281 00:14:31,405 --> 00:14:33,707 Oh. 282 00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:34,742 Uh-Huh. 283 00:14:34,775 --> 00:14:37,177 [ Watch Beeping ] Ok. Time's Up. 284 00:14:37,211 --> 00:14:38,846 You Want To Help Daddy Out? 285 00:14:38,879 --> 00:14:42,484 Why Don't You Go Light The Barbecue Grill? 286 00:14:42,517 --> 00:14:43,619 Ok! 287 00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:47,088 Adam, Could You Please Set The-- 288 00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:53,061 Done. 289 00:14:54,962 --> 00:14:58,165 Man, Mom Really Kicked Some Serious Butt. 290 00:15:01,302 --> 00:15:04,438 ...Once Again Proved That Crime Does Not Pay. 291 00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:08,742 They Successfully Apprehended Three Robbery Suspects... 292 00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:10,544 Honey, We've Got To Get Some New Head Shots. 293 00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,279 Photographer Called Yesterday. 294 00:15:12,312 --> 00:15:15,350 Is Your Brother In His Room? 295 00:15:15,383 --> 00:15:19,054 Yeah... You Know, None Of The Tellers 296 00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:20,587 Can Remember What Happened. 297 00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:22,557 They Just Handed Over The Money. 298 00:15:22,590 --> 00:15:25,125 I Mean, No Guns, No Note, Nothing. 299 00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:28,830 Maybe They Were Using Some Kind Of Mind-Control Device. 300 00:15:28,863 --> 00:15:32,534 I Hope We're Not Dealing With Some New Criminal Mastermind. 301 00:15:32,567 --> 00:15:33,969 Can I Take Him Out, Please? 302 00:15:34,001 --> 00:15:34,935 Come On. 303 00:15:34,969 --> 00:15:36,504 You Know The Rules-- 304 00:15:36,537 --> 00:15:38,105 No Crime Fighting Until You've Done Your Homework, Young Man. 305 00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:46,914 Hey! If You Melt The Patio Furniture Again, Young Lady, 306 00:15:46,947 --> 00:15:48,350 You're In A Lot Of Trouble. 307 00:15:49,850 --> 00:15:51,519 [ Knocking ] 308 00:15:51,552 --> 00:15:53,021 Oh, Hey, Son. 309 00:15:53,053 --> 00:15:54,221 Hey, Dad. 310 00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:55,889 Great Game Today. 311 00:15:55,923 --> 00:15:57,826 Oh, It Wasn't So Great. 312 00:15:57,859 --> 00:15:59,494 What Do You Mean? 313 00:15:59,527 --> 00:16:01,796 Eleven Steals, Three Assists-- 314 00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:03,597 That's Pretty Impressive In My Book. 315 00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:06,600 Yeah, But I Missed That Goal. 316 00:16:06,634 --> 00:16:08,669 Maybe You Were A Little Off 317 00:16:08,702 --> 00:16:12,039 Because You Got A Little Super Strength Coming On? 318 00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:14,875 No, I Was A Little Off Because I'm The Choke King. 319 00:16:14,908 --> 00:16:16,211 Well, At Least You're The King. 320 00:16:19,047 --> 00:16:21,383 You Know, Your Mother And I Have Been Thinking 321 00:16:21,416 --> 00:16:23,785 About A Name For You. 322 00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:28,155 And What Do You Think About "The Destroyer"? 323 00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:31,592 The Destroyer? 324 00:16:33,528 --> 00:16:35,897 Kind Of Pro-Wrestling, Dad. 325 00:16:35,929 --> 00:16:37,965 Ok. Ok. 326 00:16:37,999 --> 00:16:41,503 But, Dad, Does Anybody Ever Get Their Super Powers 327 00:16:41,535 --> 00:16:43,771 After Their 14th Birthday? 328 00:16:43,804 --> 00:16:45,439 No. 329 00:16:46,441 --> 00:16:48,343 I'm Afraid Not. 330 00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:51,446 I'm Not Gonna Be A Superhero, Am I? 331 00:16:51,479 --> 00:16:53,114 What Makes You Say That? 332 00:16:53,147 --> 00:16:56,951 I Mean, You Still Have Three Whole Days Left. 333 00:16:56,984 --> 00:16:59,521 You Know, There's Tons Of Superheros 334 00:16:59,553 --> 00:17:02,123 That Didn't Get Their Powers Until The Day Before. 335 00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:03,290 Really? 336 00:17:03,324 --> 00:17:08,329 Yeah. Flame Guy, Rocket Man, Jello Girl. 337 00:17:08,362 --> 00:17:10,265 So There's Still Time! 338 00:17:10,298 --> 00:17:13,734 Uh, Yeah. Definitely. 339 00:17:16,671 --> 00:17:18,907 Molly, If I've Told You Once, I've Told You A Million Times-- 340 00:17:18,940 --> 00:17:20,741 No Laser Vision Without Supervision! 341 00:17:20,775 --> 00:17:22,509 Now, Upstairs! Now! 342 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:25,112 And No Spinach Ice Cream For You Tonight, Young Lady. 343 00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:26,380 Mom! 344 00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:27,581 Don't Make Me Take Away Your Broccoli Pudding. 345 00:17:27,615 --> 00:17:29,084 It's Not Fair! 346 00:17:29,116 --> 00:17:32,053 And If You Never Develop Laser Vision, I'll Be Happy. 347 00:17:41,295 --> 00:17:43,031 I'm Gonna Be The Best Superhero Ever. 348 00:17:43,064 --> 00:17:45,033 Just Like My Dad. 349 00:17:46,767 --> 00:17:47,302 Are You In Yet? 350 00:17:47,335 --> 00:17:48,870 Almost. 351 00:17:48,903 --> 00:17:51,639 There. 352 00:17:51,672 --> 00:17:55,043 County Jail. Access Granted. 353 00:17:55,076 --> 00:17:59,447 Unfortunately, Now We Have A Herd Of Rabid Superheros 354 00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:00,815 Out Looking For Us. 355 00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:04,184 What? Why Would They Care About Us? 356 00:18:04,218 --> 00:18:05,120 You Didn't Even Get Any Money. 357 00:18:05,153 --> 00:18:08,256 Please. Don't Remind Me. 358 00:18:10,458 --> 00:18:14,362 Malcolm, We Can't Let 'Em Stop Us. 359 00:18:14,394 --> 00:18:17,632 I Mean, We Are So Close To Really Helping The Planet. 360 00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:19,134 Don't Worry, Nina. 361 00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:20,801 They're Not Gonna Be Able To Stop Us. 362 00:18:22,202 --> 00:18:24,771 Of Course, It Would Be Easier If We Knew Where They Were. 363 00:18:24,805 --> 00:18:29,744 I'm Sure They Have Some Fabulous, High-Tech Secret Lair Somewhere. 364 00:18:29,777 --> 00:18:31,645 What Do You Mean, You Told Him There's Still Time? 365 00:18:31,679 --> 00:18:34,249 Well, Honey, Technically There Is Still Time. 366 00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:36,350 Jim, He's Got To Face Reality Sooner Or Later. 367 00:18:36,384 --> 00:18:37,919 We All Do. 368 00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:39,653 I'm Canceling That Party. 369 00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:42,122 He'll Be Humiliated. 370 00:18:42,155 --> 00:18:43,657 Honey, Just One More Day. 371 00:18:43,691 --> 00:18:46,760 And Then We Can Cancel The Party. 372 00:18:46,794 --> 00:18:49,030 Who's More Disappointed, Him Or You? 373 00:18:49,063 --> 00:18:51,232 Honey, That's Not Fair. 374 00:18:51,265 --> 00:18:54,969 You're Just Disappointed Because You Can't Brag To Your Buddies. 375 00:18:55,001 --> 00:18:59,473 Honey, You Want Him To Be A Superhero Just As Much As I Do. 376 00:18:59,507 --> 00:19:02,677 I Just Always Thought Scott Would Go Into The Family Business. 377 00:19:02,710 --> 00:19:04,812 Yeah, Well, He's Not. 378 00:19:04,845 --> 00:19:07,981 Honey, All He Really Needs Is A Glimpse Of Some Power 379 00:19:08,015 --> 00:19:09,751 For Us To Have That Party. 380 00:19:09,784 --> 00:19:12,820 Super Strength, X-Ray Vision... 381 00:19:12,853 --> 00:19:15,690 If He Could Morph Like His Grandmother, I'd Be Happy. 382 00:19:25,833 --> 00:19:29,137 Oh, Dad, Can I Just Take That, Please? 383 00:19:29,170 --> 00:19:30,104 Why? Don't You Think I Can Handle It? 384 00:19:30,136 --> 00:19:31,638 No. It's Not That... 385 00:19:31,672 --> 00:19:32,941 I'll Have You Know I Was Lifting Redwoods 386 00:19:32,973 --> 00:19:34,341 Like They Were Lincoln Logs 387 00:19:34,375 --> 00:19:35,910 Long Before You Were Born. 388 00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:37,110 I Was Afraid That-- 389 00:19:37,144 --> 00:19:38,346 That It's Too Heavy? 390 00:19:38,378 --> 00:19:39,446 I Lifted Up The Cadillac The Other Day 391 00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:41,615 With Just One Hand. Ask Your Mother. 392 00:19:43,384 --> 00:19:47,488 ...I Was Afraid That The Bottom Was Gonna Fall Out. 393 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,257 Well, Why Didn't You Say That? 394 00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:50,825 You Take Care Of That. 395 00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:52,359 I Gotta Go Say Hi To My Grandkids. 396 00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:55,029 You Know Your Father. 397 00:19:57,131 --> 00:19:58,233 Hey, Grandpa! 398 00:20:07,107 --> 00:20:09,411 Super Strength! 399 00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:13,413 Just Kinda Started. 400 00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:15,282 Scott, That's Wonderful! 401 00:20:15,316 --> 00:20:18,486 Did You See That? He Ripped It Right Off The Hinges! 402 00:20:18,519 --> 00:20:19,854 What Did I Tell You? 403 00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:21,255 One More Day. 404 00:20:23,190 --> 00:20:25,093 When Your Father Went Through This Phase, 405 00:20:25,125 --> 00:20:26,860 We Had To Put A New Foundation On The House. 406 00:20:26,894 --> 00:20:28,963 Sorry About That, Mama. 407 00:20:30,298 --> 00:20:31,932 That Is So Cool, Scott! 408 00:20:31,965 --> 00:20:33,700 I Want To See You Do Something. 409 00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:36,069 Juggle The Piano. 410 00:20:36,103 --> 00:20:38,105 Oh, It Kinda Comes And Goes. 411 00:20:38,138 --> 00:20:40,240 He Can Show Off After Dinner. 412 00:20:40,273 --> 00:20:42,776 Have Some More Spinach, Honey. 413 00:20:42,809 --> 00:20:44,778 You Have Your Super Strength To Maintain. 414 00:20:44,811 --> 00:20:48,649 Oh, We Had Spiderman And Mary Jane Over For Dinner Last Night. 415 00:20:48,682 --> 00:20:51,286 They Say Hi. 416 00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:54,254 Any Idea How To Take Webs Out Of The Carpet? 417 00:20:54,288 --> 00:20:58,226 Ha. Ice And Club Soda. They Come Right Up. 418 00:20:58,259 --> 00:21:01,062 Hmmm. This Is Some Good Spinach Casserole. 419 00:21:03,497 --> 00:21:05,033 What Do You Make Of That Bank Robbery Yesterday, Jim? 420 00:21:05,066 --> 00:21:07,101 Kind Of Unusual. 421 00:21:07,134 --> 00:21:08,502 It Has Me Concerned. 422 00:21:08,536 --> 00:21:12,140 I Think We Might Be In For A Major Crime Wave. 423 00:21:12,173 --> 00:21:14,208 Don't Even Worry About It. 424 00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:17,644 Scooter Here Can Pick Up The Slack, Baby. 425 00:21:17,678 --> 00:21:20,048 Oh, No. I Don't Think So. 426 00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:21,548 A Little Super Strength-- 427 00:21:21,582 --> 00:21:23,017 Uh-Uh. He's Not About To Go Out And Face Hardened Criminals. 428 00:21:23,049 --> 00:21:25,720 He Was Trying To Fly This Afternoon. 429 00:21:28,655 --> 00:21:31,425 Did You? Did You Try To Fly? 430 00:21:34,194 --> 00:21:35,896 Maybe A Little. 431 00:21:35,930 --> 00:21:36,764 Did Not. 432 00:21:36,797 --> 00:21:37,832 Molly! 433 00:21:37,865 --> 00:21:40,067 Scott, That's Fantastic. 434 00:21:40,101 --> 00:21:41,869 Honey, Flying's The Most Difficult Thing There Is. 435 00:21:41,902 --> 00:21:43,171 I Can't Even Fly. 436 00:21:43,203 --> 00:21:44,838 Was There Ever Any Doubt, 437 00:21:44,872 --> 00:21:46,641 Considering Who His Father Is? 438 00:21:46,673 --> 00:21:48,576 And His Grandfather. 439 00:21:50,076 --> 00:21:52,380 Scott, I've Been Waiting For This Day 440 00:21:52,413 --> 00:21:54,182 Since You Were Born. 441 00:21:54,214 --> 00:21:56,317 Man, I Am So Jealous. 442 00:21:56,349 --> 00:21:59,920 Oh, Come On, Scott. You Have To Give Us A Little Demonstration. 443 00:21:59,953 --> 00:22:02,456 Yeah. Show Us What You Really Can Do. 444 00:22:02,490 --> 00:22:04,092 I Want To See You Fly. Come On. 445 00:22:04,125 --> 00:22:05,826 Uh, Sure. 446 00:22:05,859 --> 00:22:09,697 Let Me Just Go Put On My Training Cape, Ok? 447 00:22:11,965 --> 00:22:13,834 Yeah! 448 00:22:19,807 --> 00:22:22,844 Fly? I Can't Fly. 449 00:22:22,876 --> 00:22:25,178 I'll Just Say It Was A Fluke. 450 00:22:25,211 --> 00:22:27,816 I'm Not Fooling Anyone. 451 00:22:32,185 --> 00:22:34,454 I Hope You Two Picked Out A Decent Name For Him. 452 00:22:34,488 --> 00:22:37,458 My Father Named Me "The Steel Condor," 453 00:22:37,490 --> 00:22:39,093 Because I've Got Muscles Of Steel. 454 00:22:39,125 --> 00:22:40,894 Dad, Don't Get Started. 455 00:22:40,928 --> 00:22:45,233 And Then That Clark "Curl In The Middle Of His Forehead" Kent Comes Along, 456 00:22:45,266 --> 00:22:47,268 Gets Himself A Publicist, 457 00:22:47,300 --> 00:22:49,236 And Starts Calling Himself, "The Man Of Steel." 458 00:22:49,269 --> 00:22:50,771 What Does That Make Me, 459 00:22:50,805 --> 00:22:52,006 The Bird Of Steel? 460 00:22:53,807 --> 00:22:56,844 I'm Outside. I'll Yell When I'm Ready. 461 00:22:56,876 --> 00:23:00,280 As I Was Saying, Krypton! Krypton! Krypton! 462 00:23:00,314 --> 00:23:02,150 Ready! 463 00:23:03,116 --> 00:23:07,020 Up, Up And Away! 464 00:23:09,123 --> 00:23:10,125 Oh, He Hit The Tree! 465 00:23:15,729 --> 00:23:17,164 Where Is He? 466 00:23:17,198 --> 00:23:18,867 He's Not In The Tree. 467 00:23:19,933 --> 00:23:21,635 Then He's Gotta Be In The Sky. 468 00:23:22,970 --> 00:23:24,404 He Did It! 469 00:23:24,438 --> 00:23:25,740 He's Flying. 470 00:23:29,609 --> 00:23:31,411 What If There's A Downdraft? 471 00:23:31,444 --> 00:23:33,981 You Know How Difficult Those Can Be. 472 00:23:35,316 --> 00:23:36,918 Jim, I Think You Better Go After Him, 473 00:23:36,951 --> 00:23:38,885 Before There's An Altercation With A Low-Flying Plane. 474 00:23:38,919 --> 00:23:40,755 Ok. Ok, Honey. Ok. 475 00:23:40,788 --> 00:23:42,722 Up! Up! 476 00:23:42,756 --> 00:23:44,091 Look Out! 477 00:23:44,124 --> 00:23:47,327 Oh, Scooter, You Are The Man! You Did It! 478 00:23:47,361 --> 00:23:48,796 Congratulations! 479 00:23:48,828 --> 00:23:50,932 Scott, Are You Ok? 480 00:23:50,964 --> 00:23:54,034 Oh, Honey, We Are So Proud Of You. 481 00:23:54,067 --> 00:23:55,569 We're Gonna Celebrate. 482 00:23:55,603 --> 00:23:57,672 Let's Go Downtown And Have Some Ice Cream. 483 00:23:57,704 --> 00:23:59,807 I Still Don't Believe You Flew. 484 00:23:59,839 --> 00:24:01,675 Well, I Did. 485 00:24:01,709 --> 00:24:03,644 Uh-Huh. Whatever. 486 00:24:03,676 --> 00:24:05,712 Molly, Molly. Let's Go Inside. 487 00:24:07,248 --> 00:24:09,350 Let Me Have A Few Seconds With The Boy. 488 00:24:09,383 --> 00:24:10,852 I'm Gonna Give Him A Few Pointers. 489 00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:14,654 Pretty Impressive. 490 00:24:14,688 --> 00:24:17,525 Thanks. I'm Still Trying To Get My Ears To Pop. 491 00:24:17,557 --> 00:24:21,362 Those Super Powers Of Yours Just Came Out Of Nowhere. 492 00:24:21,394 --> 00:24:23,897 Yeah. Like I Said, They Come And Go. 493 00:24:23,931 --> 00:24:25,833 Kind Of Like The Door This Afternoon, Huh? 494 00:24:25,865 --> 00:24:26,968 With All Those Screws Loose? 495 00:24:27,999 --> 00:24:29,604 Yeah. Pretty Shoddy Workmanship, Huh? 496 00:24:29,636 --> 00:24:32,138 Well, I'm Going Inside Now. 497 00:24:32,172 --> 00:24:33,274 Scott... 498 00:24:35,976 --> 00:24:37,512 You Know, Don't You? 499 00:24:37,545 --> 00:24:38,778 Yes. 500 00:24:38,811 --> 00:24:40,413 Do They? 501 00:24:40,446 --> 00:24:43,216 No. And They Couldn't Be More Excited For You. 502 00:24:43,250 --> 00:24:45,553 Grandpa, Please Don't Say Anything, Ok? 503 00:24:45,586 --> 00:24:48,556 But, Scott, A Superhero Is Not Supposed To Lie. 504 00:24:48,588 --> 00:24:49,956 I Know, But I Had To. 505 00:24:49,990 --> 00:24:51,959 They Were Gonna End Up Canceling The Party. 506 00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:54,494 Look, The Party Is In Honor Of You Becoming A Superhero. 507 00:24:54,528 --> 00:24:56,063 Getting Your Powers! 508 00:24:56,096 --> 00:24:58,665 But Dad Was Gonna Be Embarrassed In Front Of All His Friends. 509 00:24:58,699 --> 00:25:01,102 I Couldn't Just Let Him Down Like That. 510 00:25:01,134 --> 00:25:03,871 Grandpa, Please Don't Say Anything. 511 00:25:03,903 --> 00:25:07,342 Look, I'll Tell Mom And Dad Right After The Party's Over, Ok? 512 00:25:08,107 --> 00:25:09,376 Please? 513 00:25:11,345 --> 00:25:13,247 Ok. Ok. 514 00:25:13,279 --> 00:25:14,848 Thanks, Grandpa. 515 00:25:16,182 --> 00:25:18,720 I Love You. 516 00:25:20,054 --> 00:25:20,955 Love You Too. 517 00:25:24,424 --> 00:25:25,859 Hey, Son. 518 00:25:25,893 --> 00:25:26,826 Oh, Hey, Dad. 519 00:25:26,859 --> 00:25:28,061 You're Up Awfully Early. 520 00:25:28,095 --> 00:25:30,197 Yeah. With All The Excitement Last Night, 521 00:25:30,230 --> 00:25:31,566 I Kinda Forgot To Do My Homework. 522 00:25:31,598 --> 00:25:34,268 Well, Remember, If You Want To Fly, 523 00:25:34,300 --> 00:25:36,470 You're Gonna Have To Maintain A "B" Average. 524 00:25:36,502 --> 00:25:39,139 Flying Is A Privilege, Not A Right. 525 00:25:39,173 --> 00:25:40,942 Yes, Sir. 526 00:25:46,747 --> 00:25:49,616 Welcome To Earth Protectors. 527 00:25:49,650 --> 00:25:52,053 You Have Been Chosen To Save The Planet. 528 00:25:52,086 --> 00:25:56,423 Listen Very Carefully To The Following Instructions. 529 00:25:56,457 --> 00:26:01,829 Relax And Let Earth Protectors Do All The Thinking For You. 530 00:26:09,435 --> 00:26:11,304 Scott, Let's Go. 531 00:26:11,337 --> 00:26:13,641 What Is Taking You So Long? 532 00:26:13,673 --> 00:26:16,076 You're Gonna Be Late For School, Son. 533 00:26:16,109 --> 00:26:17,444 Scott! 534 00:26:17,478 --> 00:26:19,447 Oh, That Was Quick. 535 00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:21,115 Hope All The Assignments Are This Easy. 536 00:26:21,147 --> 00:26:23,951 How Can You Stare At This Screen So Mindlessly? 537 00:26:23,983 --> 00:26:27,487 It's Like This Thing's Got You Mesmerized. 538 00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:29,990 I Just Need To Change, Ok? 539 00:26:34,795 --> 00:26:36,096 Mesmerized... 540 00:26:38,298 --> 00:26:39,366 Good Morning, Adam. 541 00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:40,368 Hey, Dad. 542 00:26:40,401 --> 00:26:42,003 Did You Hear About This? 543 00:26:42,036 --> 00:26:44,939 The Guys From The Bank Robbery Escaped. 544 00:26:44,971 --> 00:26:47,508 All The Cells Opened Automatically. 545 00:26:47,540 --> 00:26:50,810 I Bet They're Calling It A Computer Malfunction. 546 00:26:50,844 --> 00:26:52,779 Yeah. How'd You Know? 547 00:26:52,813 --> 00:26:54,715 A Hunch. 548 00:26:54,748 --> 00:26:59,953 Do You Mind Going By The Bank With Me Before School? I-- 549 00:26:59,987 --> 00:27:02,123 I Thought You'd Never Ask. 550 00:27:03,390 --> 00:27:05,727 Let Me Go Get Dressed. 551 00:27:07,528 --> 00:27:09,596 Oh, Yeah. Oh, Yeah. 552 00:27:10,763 --> 00:27:12,432 At First I Thought The Criminals Used Some Sort 553 00:27:12,465 --> 00:27:15,435 Of Hand-Held, Mind-Control Device, 554 00:27:15,469 --> 00:27:17,471 But The More I Thought About It, 555 00:27:17,503 --> 00:27:20,240 It Could've Been Generated Within The Computer Itself. 556 00:27:20,273 --> 00:27:23,710 If You're Suggesting That Our Systems Are To Blame-- 557 00:27:23,743 --> 00:27:26,513 No, But You Never Know. 558 00:27:27,714 --> 00:27:30,483 Silver Charge, Take A Look. 559 00:27:30,517 --> 00:27:31,818 I'm On It. 560 00:27:47,101 --> 00:27:49,971 Sometimes, He Gets A Little Excited. 561 00:27:54,508 --> 00:27:55,843 Good Morning, Miss Parker. 562 00:27:55,875 --> 00:27:57,845 Good Morning, Scott. 563 00:28:20,968 --> 00:28:23,170 Very Good Work. 564 00:28:23,202 --> 00:28:26,574 Now, Did Anyone Not Do Their Homework Assignment? 565 00:28:34,213 --> 00:28:36,282 It Really Works! 566 00:28:36,316 --> 00:28:39,153 Every Single One Of Them! Blue! 567 00:28:39,185 --> 00:28:41,554 What Shall We Teach 'Em First? 568 00:28:41,587 --> 00:28:44,090 Recycling? Composting? 569 00:28:44,124 --> 00:28:46,093 Love Of Tofu? 570 00:28:46,125 --> 00:28:48,195 Looks Like We Can Make 'Em Do Anything We Want. 571 00:28:50,864 --> 00:28:52,298 What Are You Doing? 572 00:28:52,332 --> 00:28:54,335 I'm Gonna Bean Your Boyfriend. 573 00:28:54,367 --> 00:28:56,069 How Weird Would It Be If I Asked Amy To That Dance? 574 00:28:56,103 --> 00:28:59,474 Really Weird, 'Cause It'll Mean You Got A Backbone Transplant. 575 00:29:01,340 --> 00:29:03,209 Hey. What's With All The Blue? 576 00:29:03,242 --> 00:29:05,512 What Are You Talking About? 577 00:29:05,546 --> 00:29:07,815 Blue. You're All Wearing Blue. 578 00:29:07,847 --> 00:29:09,415 Is It Some Sort Of Pep Rally Or Something? 579 00:29:09,449 --> 00:29:11,786 I Didn't Even Notice. 580 00:29:11,818 --> 00:29:13,119 Coincidence? 581 00:29:13,153 --> 00:29:14,721 Hey, Randy, Think Fast! 582 00:29:16,490 --> 00:29:17,625 Hey, Scott, Think Fast! 583 00:29:18,991 --> 00:29:21,596 Why'd You Do That? Now She's Gonna Think I Can't Catch. 584 00:29:27,300 --> 00:29:28,301 Are You Ok? 585 00:29:28,335 --> 00:29:30,203 Yeah. I'll Be Fine. 586 00:29:30,237 --> 00:29:32,273 What Were You Thinking? 587 00:29:32,306 --> 00:29:33,841 You Were Gonna Catch That, Weren't You? 588 00:29:33,874 --> 00:29:35,175 Look, I Forgot, Ok? 589 00:29:35,209 --> 00:29:37,111 You Can't Forget Anymore. 590 00:29:37,144 --> 00:29:38,378 Now That You Have These Powers, 591 00:29:38,412 --> 00:29:39,913 You're Gonna Have To Be A Lot More Careful. 592 00:29:39,946 --> 00:29:43,483 Aluminum Foil Is The One Thing 593 00:29:43,517 --> 00:29:45,519 That Screws Up Our Molecular Structure. 594 00:29:45,551 --> 00:29:48,088 Too Much Of It Can Kill Us! 595 00:29:50,523 --> 00:29:52,125 You Know What? You're Right Though. 596 00:29:52,159 --> 00:29:53,360 I Mean, How're We Gonna Expand This Thing? 597 00:29:53,393 --> 00:29:55,196 I Mean, We Owe It To The Planet 598 00:29:55,229 --> 00:29:57,730 To Get This Program Into Every School In The Country. 599 00:29:57,763 --> 00:29:59,567 Look, You Just Leave That Up To Me, Ok? 600 00:29:59,599 --> 00:30:01,334 You Go Back And Work On Some More Tests. 601 00:30:01,367 --> 00:30:02,435 We'll Meet Up With You Later. 602 00:30:02,469 --> 00:30:03,403 Cool. 603 00:30:02,469 --> 00:30:03,403 Bye. 604 00:30:05,505 --> 00:30:07,708 Fact Is, I'm Already Way Ahead Of Her. 605 00:30:07,740 --> 00:30:10,911 Actually, I Added A Little Pizazz To Today's Lesson. 606 00:30:10,943 --> 00:30:15,249 3...2...1...Snack Time. 607 00:30:31,530 --> 00:30:34,667 You Gave Them Chocolate Cravings? Ha Ha! 608 00:30:34,701 --> 00:30:36,103 I Can Make 'Em Do Anything I Want 'Em To Do. 609 00:30:36,135 --> 00:30:37,872 Buy Anything I Want 'Em To Buy, 610 00:30:37,904 --> 00:30:39,740 Watch Anything I Want 'Em To Watch. 611 00:30:39,772 --> 00:30:41,608 And People Will Pay For That Kind Of Influence. 612 00:30:41,642 --> 00:30:43,043 Exactly. 613 00:30:43,076 --> 00:30:45,746 You See, Nina's Problem Is, She Wants To Do Too Much. 614 00:30:45,778 --> 00:30:47,681 I Mean, She's Not Gonna Be Happy 615 00:30:47,713 --> 00:30:49,750 Until She's Saved The Ozone, Fed The Hungry, 616 00:30:49,782 --> 00:30:51,484 And Made Meat-Eating Illegal. 617 00:30:51,518 --> 00:30:55,456 Me, I Have Much Simpler Desires. 618 00:30:55,489 --> 00:30:59,293 Ten Or Twenty Billion Dollars Would Make Me Incredibly Happy. 619 00:31:02,128 --> 00:31:04,130 So We're Here To Warn You 620 00:31:04,163 --> 00:31:07,468 That There's A New Criminal Mastermind In Our Midst. 621 00:31:07,500 --> 00:31:11,305 This Mastermind Is Using An Ingenious Computer Program 622 00:31:11,337 --> 00:31:12,873 To Brainwash. 623 00:31:12,905 --> 00:31:14,375 Malcolm, What Are We Gonna Do? 624 00:31:14,407 --> 00:31:16,676 You Were Right. They're Actually Gonna Try And Stop Us. 625 00:31:16,710 --> 00:31:19,779 Not If We Stop Them First. 626 00:31:19,813 --> 00:31:21,515 We're Currently Working With Authorities. 627 00:31:21,548 --> 00:31:24,718 And We're Producing And Distributing An Anti-Virus Program 628 00:31:24,750 --> 00:31:28,187 That Will Disable And Destroy Their Brainwashing Software. 629 00:31:28,221 --> 00:31:30,891 Cool! I Didn't Know You Could Program A Computer. 630 00:31:30,923 --> 00:31:33,192 I Can't. 631 00:31:33,226 --> 00:31:35,562 I Just Thought It Would Buy Us Some Time. 632 00:31:35,595 --> 00:31:37,631 Yeah, And Even If We Could, 633 00:31:37,663 --> 00:31:39,165 Thanks To Your Brother, 634 00:31:39,199 --> 00:31:42,737 Whatever Evidence There Was Is Completely Fried. 635 00:31:43,537 --> 00:31:45,271 Thank You. Yes? 636 00:31:45,305 --> 00:31:46,539 Speaking Of Fried, 637 00:31:46,573 --> 00:31:49,977 Is That Your Chicken I Smell? 638 00:31:54,714 --> 00:31:55,715 Excellent, Excellent. 639 00:31:55,749 --> 00:31:57,418 Ok, Chin Up, Chin Up, Chin Up. 640 00:31:57,451 --> 00:32:01,855 Shoulders Back Just A Little Bit More. 641 00:32:01,887 --> 00:32:05,058 Shoulders Back. That's Good. 642 00:32:05,092 --> 00:32:08,395 'Cause Nobody Respects A Superhero That Slouches. 643 00:32:08,428 --> 00:32:10,297 That's What Happened To Your Uncle Freddy. 644 00:32:10,329 --> 00:32:11,432 That's Why They Kicked Him Out. 645 00:32:11,464 --> 00:32:12,599 That's Right. 646 00:32:13,500 --> 00:32:14,934 Thanks For The Lessons. 647 00:32:14,968 --> 00:32:16,070 Would You Look At The Time? 648 00:32:16,103 --> 00:32:17,571 No, No, No, No. 649 00:32:17,604 --> 00:32:21,408 Now, The Most Important Thing To Remember About Takeoff, 650 00:32:21,441 --> 00:32:23,410 Other Than Watching Out For The Trees-- 651 00:32:23,442 --> 00:32:24,577 And Fences! 652 00:32:24,611 --> 00:32:25,980 ...Is That You Have To Go Fast Enough 653 00:32:26,012 --> 00:32:27,614 So Nobody Can See You. 654 00:32:27,646 --> 00:32:29,549 Especially When You're Not In Costume. 655 00:32:29,583 --> 00:32:31,785 Well, It's Gonna Be A While Before We Can Practice. 656 00:32:31,817 --> 00:32:34,989 'Cause I Just Kind Of Putt Along On My Takeoffs. 657 00:32:35,021 --> 00:32:36,990 The Whole Neighborhood Would Know. See Ya. 658 00:32:37,023 --> 00:32:38,391 No, No, No, No. Scott, Scott. 659 00:32:38,424 --> 00:32:41,228 That's Why We Practice Takeoffs At Night. 660 00:32:41,260 --> 00:32:43,430 But You Can Practice Flying At Anytime. 661 00:32:43,462 --> 00:32:44,464 See Ya Guys Later. 662 00:32:44,498 --> 00:32:46,167 Up, Up And Away! 663 00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:56,711 Keep Your Eyes Open, Son. Keep Your Eyes Open. 664 00:32:58,045 --> 00:33:01,115 C'mon, Son. Keep Your Eyes Open. Keep Your Eyes Open. 665 00:33:02,214 --> 00:33:03,850 Dad, What Are You Doing? 666 00:33:03,884 --> 00:33:06,053 Letting You Get Used To How It Feels, Son. 667 00:33:06,086 --> 00:33:08,889 I'm Flying! I'm Really Flying! 668 00:33:13,192 --> 00:33:14,627 You're Not Gonna Let Go, Are You? 669 00:33:14,661 --> 00:33:16,964 No, Not Without A Warning. 670 00:33:16,997 --> 00:33:18,966 This Is A Warning. 671 00:33:18,999 --> 00:33:20,534 Aaahhh! 672 00:33:20,567 --> 00:33:22,970 Dad! No! Help Me! 673 00:33:28,174 --> 00:33:30,109 You Know, This Is So Unlike Jim. 674 00:33:30,143 --> 00:33:32,211 He's Usually Never Late. 675 00:33:32,244 --> 00:33:33,980 I Don't Know, Judy. I've Got To Get This Game On The Go. 676 00:33:34,013 --> 00:33:35,582 Oh, There They Are. 677 00:33:36,316 --> 00:33:37,550 Hi, Honey. 678 00:33:37,584 --> 00:33:38,753 Finally. 679 00:33:40,220 --> 00:33:41,422 I Was Getting Worried. 680 00:33:42,489 --> 00:33:45,125 Ah, Because If You Missed, 681 00:33:45,157 --> 00:33:46,959 I'd Automatically Be Captain 682 00:33:46,992 --> 00:33:48,628 And I Don't Want To Win On Technicality. 683 00:33:48,662 --> 00:33:50,631 Try Not To Mess Up. 684 00:33:50,663 --> 00:33:51,932 Mess Up? 685 00:33:51,964 --> 00:33:53,800 Yeah. Mess Up. 686 00:33:53,834 --> 00:33:56,269 Marshall, Rosen, Get On The Field. 687 00:33:56,303 --> 00:33:57,538 Come On. 688 00:33:59,338 --> 00:34:01,340 Either You Were Practicing Loop-The-Loops, 689 00:34:01,374 --> 00:34:02,643 Or It Didn't Go Very Well. 690 00:34:02,675 --> 00:34:05,144 It Was Like He's Never Flown Before In His Life. 691 00:34:05,177 --> 00:34:08,214 I've Never Seen Powers Come And Go Like That. 692 00:34:09,215 --> 00:34:10,717 Don't Be Too Hard On Him. 693 00:34:10,750 --> 00:34:12,853 Maybe He's Having Trouble Concentrating 694 00:34:12,885 --> 00:34:14,487 Because He's So Excited About Tomorrow. 695 00:34:17,523 --> 00:34:19,626 Yeah. Yeah. 696 00:34:24,664 --> 00:34:25,833 Here You Go. 697 00:34:25,865 --> 00:34:26,867 Thank You. 698 00:34:35,742 --> 00:34:36,844 Everything's Ready. 699 00:34:36,876 --> 00:34:38,244 Excellent. 700 00:34:38,277 --> 00:34:41,013 You Sure You Want To Do This? 701 00:34:41,047 --> 00:34:43,451 Wouldn't It Be Better Just To Lay Low For A While? 702 00:34:45,117 --> 00:34:48,188 Look, Achieving Greatness Involves A Certain Amount Of Risk. 703 00:34:48,221 --> 00:34:52,391 Pretty Soon We're Gonna Have 20 Million Young Minds Under Our Control. 704 00:34:52,425 --> 00:34:55,629 If Today Goes Well, The Superheros Can Provide The Muscle. 705 00:34:55,661 --> 00:34:58,564 There's Gonna Be Nobody Out There 706 00:34:58,597 --> 00:35:00,467 That's Gonna Be Able To Stop Us. 707 00:35:02,501 --> 00:35:04,003 Except Nina. 708 00:35:05,405 --> 00:35:06,841 Except Nina. 709 00:35:19,351 --> 00:35:21,154 That's Why I Always Saved The Day. 710 00:35:27,092 --> 00:35:29,428 Oh, Reach. I'm Glad You Could Make It. 711 00:35:29,461 --> 00:35:30,864 Wonton? 712 00:35:30,896 --> 00:35:33,166 Oh, Here. Don't Forget A Napkin. 713 00:35:34,601 --> 00:35:36,503 These Spinach Puffs Are Great. 714 00:35:36,536 --> 00:35:38,304 Judy's An Excellent Cook. 715 00:35:38,338 --> 00:35:40,574 So, Anyway, Back To Me. 716 00:35:40,606 --> 00:35:42,041 So You Still Want To Go Through With It? 717 00:35:42,074 --> 00:35:44,777 I Have To. Dad Is So-- 718 00:35:44,811 --> 00:35:46,480 Don't Underestimate Your Father. 719 00:35:46,512 --> 00:35:49,482 He Loves You. Powers Or No Powers. 720 00:35:49,516 --> 00:35:51,885 So, Whatever You Decide To Do, 721 00:35:51,918 --> 00:35:53,186 I'll Be Right Beside You. 722 00:35:53,219 --> 00:35:54,587 Thanks, Grandpa. 723 00:35:56,590 --> 00:35:58,158 Can I Have Everybody's Attention, Please? 724 00:35:58,190 --> 00:36:02,461 We're Here Today To Honor And Welcome 725 00:36:02,494 --> 00:36:04,397 The Newest Superhero-- 726 00:36:04,431 --> 00:36:05,532 My Son Scott. 727 00:36:09,335 --> 00:36:10,836 I'm Really Proud Of You. 728 00:36:10,869 --> 00:36:14,574 Recognizing Scott's Unique Talents, 729 00:36:14,608 --> 00:36:16,843 Warrior Woman And I Have Decided 730 00:36:16,876 --> 00:36:18,846 To Name Him Warrior Eagle. 731 00:36:25,418 --> 00:36:27,021 It's Time To Take Your Oath. 732 00:36:31,123 --> 00:36:34,160 Do You, Warrior Eagle, 733 00:36:34,193 --> 00:36:36,230 Agree To Only Use Your Power For Good, 734 00:36:36,262 --> 00:36:38,632 To Fight For Peace And Freedom, 735 00:36:38,664 --> 00:36:40,601 And To Uphold The Superhero Credo 736 00:36:40,634 --> 00:36:43,871 Of Truth, Justice, And Integrity? 737 00:36:48,141 --> 00:36:50,376 Dad, I Have To Tell You Something... 738 00:36:50,409 --> 00:36:55,382 Uh, Scott, You're Supposed To Say, "I Do." 739 00:37:06,126 --> 00:37:08,162 I Do. 740 00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:15,702 I Don't Know About This, Malcolm. 741 00:37:15,735 --> 00:37:18,105 Look, Nina. This Is Very Simple, Ok? 742 00:37:18,137 --> 00:37:20,007 When Bronze Eagle Arrives, 743 00:37:20,039 --> 00:37:21,708 You Just Slip The Homing Device Right Onto Him. 744 00:37:21,740 --> 00:37:24,043 Me? Why Me? 745 00:37:24,077 --> 00:37:25,345 Because If You Don't Do It, 746 00:37:25,378 --> 00:37:27,014 We're Not Going To Be Able To Find His Hideout. 747 00:37:27,047 --> 00:37:28,315 And If We Can't Find His Hideout, 748 00:37:28,347 --> 00:37:29,516 We're Not Going To Be Able To Stop Him. 749 00:37:29,548 --> 00:37:31,784 And If We Can't Stop Him, 750 00:37:31,818 --> 00:37:34,054 All This Hard Work Will Have Been For Nothing. 751 00:37:34,086 --> 00:37:37,724 Is That What You Want? 752 00:37:37,757 --> 00:37:40,927 Well, No, But I Still Don't Understand Why I... 753 00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:43,063 Thanks, Nina. We're All Counting On You. 754 00:37:46,666 --> 00:37:48,068 Here You Go. 755 00:37:53,672 --> 00:37:55,375 The Door To The Roof's Welded Shut. 756 00:37:55,407 --> 00:37:57,110 She's Not Getting Out That Way. 757 00:37:57,143 --> 00:37:59,512 I Think She's Probably Gonna Have A Tough Time With The Front Door Too. 758 00:37:59,545 --> 00:38:02,181 So Even If Her Friends Don't Show Up, 759 00:38:02,215 --> 00:38:07,421 This Is What We Criminal Masterminds Call A Win-Win Situation. 760 00:38:11,190 --> 00:38:12,959 [ Explosion ] 761 00:38:15,762 --> 00:38:17,331 You In The Mood For Steak? 762 00:38:17,364 --> 00:38:18,766 Let's Go. I'm Buying. 763 00:38:27,340 --> 00:38:30,044 [ Coughing ] 764 00:38:39,786 --> 00:38:41,989 I've Got To Tell You, I Think He's Gonna Be One Of The Best. 765 00:38:43,255 --> 00:38:46,492 [ Beeping ] 766 00:38:53,699 --> 00:38:56,135 Oh, There's A Woman In A Burning Building. 767 00:38:56,168 --> 00:38:59,138 Honey, I'd Better Take This. 768 00:38:59,172 --> 00:39:00,139 I'll Be Back. 769 00:39:00,172 --> 00:39:02,441 No, No. Please? Let Me Go. 770 00:39:02,474 --> 00:39:03,643 Flash! There And Back! 771 00:39:03,675 --> 00:39:05,311 Why Not Let The Boy Do It? 772 00:39:05,344 --> 00:39:06,913 I Mean, Woman In A Burning Building-- 773 00:39:06,945 --> 00:39:08,414 That's Superheroing 101. 774 00:39:08,447 --> 00:39:10,116 You've Got A Point There, Reach. 775 00:39:10,150 --> 00:39:11,651 What Do You Say, Scott? 776 00:39:11,684 --> 00:39:15,722 I Mean, Warrior Eagle. 777 00:39:15,755 --> 00:39:17,157 Jim, Honey, I Don't Know. 778 00:39:17,190 --> 00:39:19,291 [ Chanting ] Warrior - Eagle! 779 00:39:19,324 --> 00:39:21,027 Warrior - Eagle! 780 00:39:21,059 --> 00:39:22,695 Warrior - Eagle! 781 00:39:22,728 --> 00:39:24,431 Warrior - Eagle! 782 00:39:24,463 --> 00:39:25,998 Warrior - Eagle! 783 00:39:26,032 --> 00:39:28,101 Where's Grandpa? 784 00:39:28,134 --> 00:39:31,103 Hello. Here I Am, The Handsome Prince. 785 00:39:31,137 --> 00:39:34,374 I Am Coming To Rescue The Lovely Princess. 786 00:39:34,407 --> 00:39:37,344 Son, This Woman's In A Burning Building. 787 00:39:37,376 --> 00:39:39,079 I Think You've Got To Take This. 788 00:39:39,112 --> 00:39:42,481 Right. Uh, I'm All Over It. 789 00:39:42,514 --> 00:39:44,016 All Right, All Ri-- 790 00:39:44,050 --> 00:39:45,085 Yeah, Yeah. 791 00:39:49,456 --> 00:39:52,358 Up, Up And Away! 792 00:40:02,068 --> 00:40:04,705 That's My Boy! 793 00:40:06,873 --> 00:40:08,307 Oh, There He Is. There He Is. 794 00:40:08,340 --> 00:40:10,242 No. Helicopter. Helicopter. 795 00:40:10,275 --> 00:40:12,612 Oh! Eagle. Eagle. 796 00:40:13,579 --> 00:40:15,449 Oh! Yes! Yes! 797 00:40:17,684 --> 00:40:18,886 Ufo. 798 00:40:32,097 --> 00:40:34,634 [ Coughing ] 799 00:40:39,038 --> 00:40:41,574 Roof. Gotta Get To The Roof. 800 00:40:47,914 --> 00:40:49,349 Help! 801 00:40:49,382 --> 00:40:51,851 Somebody! 802 00:40:53,519 --> 00:40:55,155 Bronze Eagle! 803 00:40:55,188 --> 00:40:57,691 I'm Downtown At The Scene Of A 4-Alarm Fire 804 00:40:57,724 --> 00:40:59,659 Which Is Currently Raging Out Of Control. 805 00:40:59,692 --> 00:41:02,661 And I've Just Been Informed That There's A Woman Trapped In The Building. 806 00:41:02,695 --> 00:41:04,397 Where Is He?! 807 00:41:04,429 --> 00:41:06,332 Did He Take The Scenic Route? 808 00:41:06,365 --> 00:41:07,099 What's Up? 809 00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:12,739 Attempts To Rescue The Woman Have Been Futile. 810 00:41:12,771 --> 00:41:15,775 Officials Tell Me That... 811 00:41:18,143 --> 00:41:19,678 Kid, Where Do You Think You're Going? 812 00:41:19,711 --> 00:41:21,313 It's An Emergency. 813 00:41:21,347 --> 00:41:23,517 No Kidding, No Kidding. 814 00:41:23,550 --> 00:41:24,852 Nice Cape. 815 00:41:28,922 --> 00:41:31,057 There He Is! There He Is! 816 00:41:31,090 --> 00:41:33,425 ...Attempt To Rescue A Woman Trapped Inside The Burning Building. 817 00:41:33,458 --> 00:41:36,096 What's He Doing On The Ground? 818 00:41:39,498 --> 00:41:41,234 The Kid's Gone Into The Building! 819 00:41:42,735 --> 00:41:45,639 [ Coughing ] 820 00:41:47,072 --> 00:41:48,074 Somebody? 821 00:41:48,106 --> 00:41:50,809 Don't Worry! I'm Here! 822 00:41:50,842 --> 00:41:52,711 Now Listen To Me. 823 00:41:52,744 --> 00:41:54,146 We Just Need To Find A Firehose, Ok? 824 00:41:54,179 --> 00:41:56,315 Wait! Who Are You? 825 00:41:56,349 --> 00:41:57,951 Oh. 826 00:41:57,983 --> 00:42:00,554 Never Fear, Warrior Eagle Is Here. 827 00:42:03,255 --> 00:42:05,257 I Know. It's Kind Of Dorky. 828 00:42:05,291 --> 00:42:07,494 You're A Superhero? 829 00:42:07,527 --> 00:42:10,063 Long Story. Come On! 830 00:42:10,096 --> 00:42:12,965 We're Sure Not Going Back Out That Way. 831 00:42:25,878 --> 00:42:28,448 There's A Firehose And A Ladder! Come On! 832 00:42:29,882 --> 00:42:31,552 Stay With Me! 833 00:42:38,891 --> 00:42:40,293 Where's The Water?! 834 00:42:40,326 --> 00:42:42,262 Why Can't We Just Fly Out Of Here? 835 00:42:42,295 --> 00:42:44,497 You Can Fly? That's Great! 836 00:42:44,530 --> 00:42:47,167 No! I Can't Fly! 837 00:42:48,867 --> 00:42:51,471 Go Up. I've Got An Idea. 838 00:42:53,438 --> 00:42:54,707 I Hope You Know What You're Doing. 839 00:42:54,740 --> 00:42:56,710 I'm Right Behind You. 840 00:43:03,449 --> 00:43:05,351 [ Coughing ] 841 00:43:13,525 --> 00:43:14,927 Here I Come! 842 00:43:16,061 --> 00:43:18,464 Judy, Could You Get Me A Couple Of Ice Cubes? 843 00:43:18,498 --> 00:43:20,634 I Didn't Rescue My Little Princess Soon Enough. 844 00:43:22,402 --> 00:43:25,304 What's The Matter? Where's Scott? 845 00:43:26,606 --> 00:43:30,243 ...There's A Kid In A Mask And A Cape... 846 00:43:30,275 --> 00:43:31,611 Scott? 847 00:43:34,179 --> 00:43:35,481 Jim... 848 00:43:35,514 --> 00:43:36,482 What? 849 00:43:45,090 --> 00:43:46,125 Come On! 850 00:43:46,159 --> 00:43:47,227 What Are You Doing?! 851 00:43:47,260 --> 00:43:48,628 Come On! 852 00:43:48,661 --> 00:43:49,929 No! There's Gotta Be Another Way. 853 00:43:52,565 --> 00:43:54,467 Come On! Come On! 854 00:43:57,737 --> 00:43:58,838 Don't Be Afraid. 855 00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,203 Please Don't Drop Me! 856 00:44:08,904 --> 00:44:09,872 Come On. 857 00:44:09,906 --> 00:44:11,608 Don't Drop Me! 858 00:44:17,546 --> 00:44:19,415 I'm Slipping! 859 00:44:20,917 --> 00:44:22,685 Aaahh! 860 00:44:25,321 --> 00:44:27,223 Don't Worry. I've Got You. 861 00:44:31,593 --> 00:44:33,729 Aaaahhh! 862 00:44:36,866 --> 00:44:37,901 Bronze Eagle! 863 00:44:43,673 --> 00:44:44,908 Dad? 864 00:44:44,941 --> 00:44:46,576 Come On. We've Got To Get This. 865 00:44:47,910 --> 00:44:49,211 I Can Explain. 866 00:44:49,245 --> 00:44:51,114 Good, 'Cause You've Got A Lot Of Explaining To Do. 867 00:44:51,147 --> 00:44:52,716 Now Get On Your Bike And Get Home. 868 00:44:52,749 --> 00:44:54,116 But I-- 869 00:44:54,149 --> 00:44:55,484 Now! 870 00:44:55,517 --> 00:44:56,319 Bye. 871 00:44:58,888 --> 00:45:00,090 Kids. 872 00:45:22,178 --> 00:45:24,848 You Don't Know How Disappointed We Are, Scott. 873 00:45:24,881 --> 00:45:27,384 'Cause I'm Not A Superhero? 874 00:45:27,417 --> 00:45:29,419 No. Because You Lied To Us. 875 00:45:29,451 --> 00:45:33,055 To Everyone. Because You Almost Got Yourself And That Woman Killed. 876 00:45:33,089 --> 00:45:35,625 Because I Embarrassed You In Front Of Your Friends? 877 00:45:35,658 --> 00:45:38,828 Scott, This Is Not About Us. 878 00:45:38,861 --> 00:45:42,165 Scott, I'm Sorry That You Thought You Had To Do This Just To Make Us Happy. 879 00:45:42,198 --> 00:45:43,833 But We Love You, No Matter What You Are. 880 00:45:43,866 --> 00:45:46,036 Powers Or No Powers. 881 00:45:46,069 --> 00:45:48,138 That's What Grandpa Said. 882 00:45:48,171 --> 00:45:51,308 I Just Saw How Happy You Were 883 00:45:51,341 --> 00:45:53,877 When Adam Circled The Globe In Under A Second For The First Time. 884 00:45:53,910 --> 00:45:56,913 And When Molly Could Boil Water At The Age Of Two... 885 00:45:56,946 --> 00:45:58,415 Listen To Me, Sweetie. 886 00:45:58,448 --> 00:46:01,585 We Love You Just For Being You. 887 00:46:03,519 --> 00:46:06,122 I Didn't Mean To Hurt Anyone. 888 00:46:06,154 --> 00:46:07,957 We Know. 889 00:46:07,991 --> 00:46:10,727 Why Don't You Hit The Showers? 890 00:46:10,759 --> 00:46:13,095 And We'll Talk About This Some More Tomorrow. 891 00:46:19,769 --> 00:46:21,437 Poor Kid. 892 00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:26,843 Any Concern About His Mask Falling Off? 893 00:46:26,875 --> 00:46:29,578 Shall We Send Adam Out To Do A Little Mind Erasing? 894 00:46:29,611 --> 00:46:32,281 No. We'll Be Fine. 895 00:46:32,314 --> 00:46:36,185 The Public Was Too Far Away To See Anything, 896 00:46:36,218 --> 00:46:38,421 And That Woman Has No Way Of Finding It. 897 00:46:40,256 --> 00:46:42,792 It's Beautiful, Nina. That's Just Beautiful. 898 00:46:48,163 --> 00:46:50,966 Did You Kids See That Boy On The News Yesterday? 899 00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:54,537 Oh, Yeah! You Mean The Stupid Kid With The Cape? 900 00:46:54,569 --> 00:46:56,338 What Kind Of Loser Wears A Cape? 901 00:46:56,372 --> 00:46:57,707 He Thought He Was A Superhero. 902 00:46:57,740 --> 00:47:00,042 He Forgot One Thing-- Super Powers! 903 00:47:00,075 --> 00:47:02,645 And Then Bronze Eagle Had To Totally Save His Butt. 904 00:47:02,678 --> 00:47:04,847 Help Me! Save Me! I'm In A Burning Building! 905 00:47:04,881 --> 00:47:07,116 Knock It Off, Randy! 906 00:47:08,651 --> 00:47:10,854 It's Not His Fault He Didn't Get His Super Powers When He Was... 907 00:47:13,221 --> 00:47:17,026 You're Right. Total Loser. 908 00:47:25,667 --> 00:47:27,503 Here's The Earth Protector Software 909 00:47:27,537 --> 00:47:29,372 For You To Take Home And Test Tonight. 910 00:47:29,404 --> 00:47:31,640 Be Sure You Review These Discs 911 00:47:31,674 --> 00:47:34,177 And Return Them The First Thing Tomorrow. 912 00:47:34,209 --> 00:47:37,146 Don't Forget, It's Your Homework. 913 00:47:56,332 --> 00:47:58,435 It's Not Your Dad's Fault. 914 00:47:58,468 --> 00:48:01,071 I Know. 915 00:48:01,104 --> 00:48:04,774 I'm Sorry. I'm Sure This All Doesn't Seem Fair. 916 00:48:04,807 --> 00:48:07,843 But This Means You Can Be Anything You Wanna Be Now. 917 00:48:07,877 --> 00:48:10,013 Look, Grandpa, I Want To Be A Superhero. 918 00:48:10,046 --> 00:48:11,980 Well, Stop Whining And Be One. 919 00:48:12,013 --> 00:48:13,383 How? I Can't Fly! 920 00:48:13,415 --> 00:48:15,118 I Can't Run At Supersonic Speed. 921 00:48:15,151 --> 00:48:19,423 Look, It's Not The Cape That Makes Your Dad A Hero. 922 00:48:21,557 --> 00:48:22,759 Think It Over. 923 00:48:37,607 --> 00:48:40,210 Welcome To Earth Protectors. 924 00:48:40,243 --> 00:48:43,179 It's Time For You To Take Control. 925 00:48:43,212 --> 00:48:47,217 Listen Very Carefully To The Following Instructions. 926 00:48:47,250 --> 00:48:51,154 Earth Protectors Will Tell You Exactly What To Do. 927 00:48:51,187 --> 00:48:56,692 Relax And Let Earth Protectors Do All The Thinking For You. 928 00:48:56,725 --> 00:48:59,194 We Are Here To Help You. 929 00:48:59,227 --> 00:49:02,999 We Are Here To Help You Take Control. 930 00:49:03,031 --> 00:49:06,202 We Are Here To Help You Take Control. 931 00:50:04,026 --> 00:50:05,995 Molly? 932 00:50:09,332 --> 00:50:11,401 That Is Not Cute. 933 00:50:11,433 --> 00:50:13,368 Honey, Honey, Honey, Honey... 934 00:50:13,401 --> 00:50:15,604 Did You Take Some Money Out Of My Wallet? 935 00:50:15,638 --> 00:50:17,473 No, But I Should Have. 936 00:50:17,506 --> 00:50:18,807 You Already Cleaned Me Out. 937 00:50:18,841 --> 00:50:19,609 No, No. I Didn't Take Any Money From You. 938 00:50:19,642 --> 00:50:20,944 Speaking Of Money-- 939 00:50:20,977 --> 00:50:22,345 Mom, Did You Borrow Money For The Paper Boy Again? 940 00:50:22,377 --> 00:50:23,846 Because I'm Missing 20 Bucks. 941 00:50:24,779 --> 00:50:27,149 Ok, I'm Outta Here. 942 00:50:27,183 --> 00:50:29,919 Scott, You Didn't... 943 00:50:29,951 --> 00:50:31,520 No Way. 944 00:50:31,553 --> 00:50:33,522 Wait A Minute. 945 00:50:37,826 --> 00:50:41,798 With My X-Ray Vision, I Can See Money In Your Backpack. 946 00:50:46,102 --> 00:50:47,569 You Have To Believe Me. 947 00:50:47,602 --> 00:50:49,171 I Don't Know How It Got In There. 948 00:50:49,205 --> 00:50:52,909 I'm Not Really Into The "Believing Scott" Business These Days. 949 00:50:52,941 --> 00:50:54,076 Scott, If This Is A Cry For Help, 950 00:50:54,109 --> 00:50:55,678 You Need To Talk To Us. 951 00:50:55,711 --> 00:50:58,448 Honey, Regardless, We're Gonna Have To Punish You For Stealing. 952 00:50:58,480 --> 00:51:00,850 What?! I Didn't Take The Money! 953 00:51:00,883 --> 00:51:03,019 And Lying About It, Scott. 954 00:51:03,051 --> 00:51:05,521 I'm Holding The Money In My Hand. 955 00:51:05,555 --> 00:51:07,490 All Right, That's It. No Soccer. 956 00:51:07,522 --> 00:51:08,725 What?! 957 00:51:08,758 --> 00:51:09,759 For At Least A Month. 958 00:51:09,792 --> 00:51:10,860 You Can't Do That! 959 00:51:10,892 --> 00:51:12,728 We're Picking A Captain In Two Days. 960 00:51:14,497 --> 00:51:16,031 This Isn't Fair. 961 00:51:19,200 --> 00:51:20,302 No Soccer? 962 00:51:20,336 --> 00:51:21,703 That's What They Said. 963 00:51:21,736 --> 00:51:23,238 I Can't Believe They Think I Took The Stupid Money. 964 00:51:23,272 --> 00:51:27,777 What I Don't Get Is How Come The Money Got Inside The Backpack. 965 00:51:27,810 --> 00:51:28,778 I Mean... 966 00:51:28,810 --> 00:51:30,345 It Beats Me, Man. 967 00:51:30,379 --> 00:51:31,647 Weird. 968 00:51:40,423 --> 00:51:42,658 I Would Love To Know Your Secret. 969 00:51:42,691 --> 00:51:44,560 I Can't Even Get Them To Hand In Their Homework. 970 00:51:44,593 --> 00:51:45,627 Good Job. 971 00:51:45,660 --> 00:51:47,196 Thank You. 972 00:51:58,174 --> 00:51:59,509 What Are You Gonna Do To Him? 973 00:51:59,542 --> 00:52:02,212 Nothing. You Said This Kid Saved Your Life, Right? 974 00:52:03,312 --> 00:52:04,547 I'm Not Gonna Do Anything. 975 00:52:04,580 --> 00:52:05,515 I'm Grateful. 976 00:52:14,290 --> 00:52:16,492 Perfect Match. 977 00:52:16,524 --> 00:52:19,628 You Know, I Think It's Time I Met This Scott Marshall. 978 00:52:19,662 --> 00:52:22,464 [ Intercom ] Good Morning, Students Of Centennial School. 979 00:52:22,497 --> 00:52:24,366 Please Go To Your Classrooms Now. 980 00:52:24,399 --> 00:52:27,102 Hey, Did You See That Totally Lame Adventure Program Last Night? 981 00:52:27,136 --> 00:52:29,906 Stunk. But For Some Reason, I Couldn't Turn It Off. 982 00:52:29,939 --> 00:52:31,741 Yeah. Me Too. 983 00:52:31,774 --> 00:52:34,444 Oh, Scott. They Need To See You In The Principal's Office. 984 00:52:37,046 --> 00:52:40,082 Remember, Corporal Punishment Is Illegal In This State. 985 00:52:41,383 --> 00:52:42,451 Thanks. 986 00:52:44,486 --> 00:52:46,689 This Is Quite An Honor For You, Scott. 987 00:52:46,721 --> 00:52:48,658 Earth Protectors Has Picked You 988 00:52:48,691 --> 00:52:50,894 Out Of All The Students To Test Their Latest Product. 989 00:52:52,361 --> 00:52:53,663 Have Fun. 990 00:52:53,696 --> 00:52:54,964 Thanks, Miss Parker. 991 00:52:57,767 --> 00:52:59,969 Welcome To Earth Protectors. 992 00:53:00,002 --> 00:53:02,505 You Have Been Individually Selected 993 00:53:02,537 --> 00:53:05,107 For This Special Earth Protectors Upgrade. 994 00:53:05,140 --> 00:53:08,810 Listen Very Carefully To The Following Instructions. 995 00:53:08,843 --> 00:53:13,048 It Is Very Important That You Answer All Of The Following Questions 996 00:53:13,082 --> 00:53:14,616 Honestly And Accurately. 997 00:53:14,649 --> 00:53:17,586 Ok, Scott, Let's Start With A Few Simple Questions 998 00:53:17,620 --> 00:53:18,955 About Your Family. 999 00:53:18,988 --> 00:53:22,424 Likes, Dislikes, Weaknesses. 1000 00:53:22,457 --> 00:53:25,227 You Know, This Way, Nina Can Reconfigure The Parameters Of The Software 1001 00:53:25,261 --> 00:53:26,796 And We'll Be Able To Enslave Your Parents. 1002 00:53:32,834 --> 00:53:35,070 Scott! Hey, Come Here! 1003 00:53:35,104 --> 00:53:37,406 Scott. Hey. What Was That All About? 1004 00:53:37,439 --> 00:53:39,107 No Idea. It Was Totally Stupid. 1005 00:53:39,140 --> 00:53:40,876 I Just Sat Down And They Said I Could Go. 1006 00:53:40,910 --> 00:53:43,245 But You Were There For Almost Two Hours. 1007 00:53:43,279 --> 00:53:44,447 Are You Sure? 1008 00:53:44,479 --> 00:53:47,816 Yeah. I Mean, You Missed Math And P.E. 1009 00:53:47,850 --> 00:53:50,086 Personally, I'd Be Doing A Victory Dance Right About Now. 1010 00:53:52,654 --> 00:53:53,790 See You Later. 1011 00:54:07,203 --> 00:54:10,807 Here, Scott. They Wanted To Make Sure I Gave This One To You. 1012 00:54:10,839 --> 00:54:15,377 Now, Forget, Tonight's Homework Must Be Done With A Parent. 1013 00:54:21,484 --> 00:54:23,386 It's Her? 1014 00:54:32,328 --> 00:54:34,564 Scott, Watch Where You're Going. 1015 00:54:34,596 --> 00:54:36,899 Why Don't You Watch Where You're Going? 1016 00:54:36,932 --> 00:54:38,500 Sorry. I'd Love To Stay And Chat, 1017 00:54:38,533 --> 00:54:39,635 But I Gotta Go. 1018 00:54:44,339 --> 00:54:47,743 And I'm Positive It Was The Same Woman From The Fire 1019 00:54:47,776 --> 00:54:50,178 That Was Getting Into The Software Company Van. 1020 00:54:50,212 --> 00:54:52,381 Strange Coincidence. 1021 00:54:52,413 --> 00:54:54,716 The Police Never Found Her After You Set Her Down. 1022 00:54:54,750 --> 00:54:56,252 And When I Went To The Office, 1023 00:54:56,285 --> 00:54:57,720 I Thought I Was There For Two Minutes. 1024 00:54:57,752 --> 00:54:59,421 But Randy Said I Was There For Two Hours. 1025 00:54:59,455 --> 00:55:01,624 They Called You Into The Office? 1026 00:55:01,656 --> 00:55:03,258 Not Because I Was In Trouble, 1027 00:55:03,292 --> 00:55:04,694 But The President Of Earth Protectors 1028 00:55:04,727 --> 00:55:06,162 Wanted To Talk To Me Personally. 1029 00:55:06,194 --> 00:55:09,664 Remember You Said Somebody Was Using A Mind-Control Device? 1030 00:55:09,698 --> 00:55:11,000 Well, This Is It. 1031 00:55:14,870 --> 00:55:17,507 Scott, I Don't Think Anybody Is Trying 1032 00:55:17,540 --> 00:55:19,308 To Take Over The Minds Of Your Junior High. 1033 00:55:19,341 --> 00:55:21,743 Yeah, You're All Already Pretty Mindless. 1034 00:55:21,776 --> 00:55:24,146 Ok, But What About When Everybody Wore Blue? 1035 00:55:24,180 --> 00:55:27,183 And Maybe It's Why You Think I Took The Money. 1036 00:55:27,216 --> 00:55:28,683 Ha. Here We Go. 1037 00:55:28,716 --> 00:55:30,586 I Knew It'd Get Back To That. 1038 00:55:30,618 --> 00:55:33,722 Please. Just Look At It. 1039 00:55:33,756 --> 00:55:36,091 They Insisted That I Do It With My Parents. 1040 00:55:36,125 --> 00:55:39,829 Ok. Adam, Man The Plug. 1041 00:55:39,861 --> 00:55:42,964 If Anything Weird Happens, Blast It. 1042 00:55:42,997 --> 00:55:44,133 I'm On It. 1043 00:55:45,533 --> 00:55:49,538 Welcome To Earth Protectors. 1044 00:55:49,571 --> 00:55:53,308 Hi, Kids. Today's Lesson Is About Compost. 1045 00:55:53,341 --> 00:55:58,480 There's Nothing I Like More Than A Big Serving Of Garbage. 1046 00:55:58,513 --> 00:56:00,749 So, Kids, Let's Have Fun... 1047 00:56:00,783 --> 00:56:02,585 I'm Sure Any Minute Now, 1048 00:56:02,618 --> 00:56:05,388 This Thing'll Convince You To Take Over The World Or Something. 1049 00:56:08,957 --> 00:56:11,459 Scott. 1050 00:56:11,493 --> 00:56:14,464 You've Got To Take Responsibility For Your Actions, Son. 1051 00:56:17,732 --> 00:56:18,834 Wait. 1052 00:56:18,868 --> 00:56:20,436 Wait! 1053 00:56:20,468 --> 00:56:24,206 Mom, You're Supposed To Watch This And Help Me With My Homework. 1054 00:56:30,145 --> 00:56:32,248 Welcome To Earth Protectors. 1055 00:56:32,281 --> 00:56:35,484 Listen Very Carefully To The Following Instructions. 1056 00:56:35,517 --> 00:56:38,821 Earth Protectors Will Tell You Exactly What To Do. 1057 00:56:38,854 --> 00:56:41,890 Earth Protectors Will Tell You Exactly What To Do. 1058 00:56:50,598 --> 00:56:51,667 Good Morning, Ma'am. 1059 00:56:52,700 --> 00:56:54,236 Good Morning, Sir. 1060 00:56:57,473 --> 00:57:00,343 Excuse Me. Can I Have Everyone's Attention, Please? 1061 00:57:00,375 --> 00:57:03,278 This Is A Hold-Up. 1062 00:57:06,615 --> 00:57:09,852 Where's Bronze Eagle? Where Are They? 1063 00:57:09,884 --> 00:57:12,988 Where Are They? They Should Be Here By Now If It Worked. 1064 00:57:13,022 --> 00:57:15,691 The Program Just Said, Wake Up, Get Dressed, 1065 00:57:15,723 --> 00:57:17,192 And Report Here For Further Instructions. 1066 00:57:17,225 --> 00:57:19,028 Nothing Complicated. 1067 00:57:19,060 --> 00:57:21,564 Oh, I Asked Them To Run A Few Errands For Me On The Way. 1068 00:57:22,997 --> 00:57:25,166 Well, I Figured They Might As Well Make Themselves Useful. 1069 00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:28,604 Malcolm, Adult Minds Are Almost Impossible To Control. 1070 00:57:28,636 --> 00:57:30,673 I Mean, The More Complicated... 1071 00:57:30,705 --> 00:57:32,741 [ Crash ] 1072 00:57:32,774 --> 00:57:34,175 Sounds Like Them Now. 1073 00:57:34,209 --> 00:57:36,011 Hello? 1074 00:57:36,044 --> 00:57:38,981 Mrs. Rosen Here, Reporting For Duty. 1075 00:57:42,151 --> 00:57:44,086 What Is Going On Here? 1076 00:57:44,118 --> 00:57:45,754 I Have No Idea. 1077 00:57:45,787 --> 00:57:47,423 Ok, Don't Worry. I'll Take Care Of It. 1078 00:57:47,455 --> 00:57:49,091 You Just Go See What's Wrong With That Program. 1079 00:57:49,124 --> 00:57:50,826 I'll Handle This. I Will. 1080 00:57:53,662 --> 00:57:56,131 I Think We Need To Take A More Direct Approach. 1081 00:57:57,066 --> 00:57:58,834 Thank You, Dear. 1082 00:57:58,866 --> 00:58:00,336 Thank You. 1083 00:58:02,404 --> 00:58:05,141 Scott, This Isn't The Disc I Gave You Yesterday. 1084 00:58:05,174 --> 00:58:06,976 It's Not? 1085 00:58:07,008 --> 00:58:10,078 Remember, Yours Was Different From Everybody Else's. 1086 00:58:10,111 --> 00:58:11,780 Miss Parker. 1087 00:58:11,814 --> 00:58:13,415 Scott, Did You Hear? 1088 00:58:13,448 --> 00:58:15,250 Amy's Mom Robbed The Bank. 1089 00:58:15,283 --> 00:58:16,184 What?! 1090 00:58:16,218 --> 00:58:17,520 Boys, Settle Down. 1091 00:58:17,553 --> 00:58:20,923 Yeah, The Police Are Out Looking For Her Right Now. 1092 00:58:20,955 --> 00:58:23,758 She Must've Gotten My Disc When We Fell. 1093 00:58:23,792 --> 00:58:25,828 Come On, I Gotta Go. 1094 00:58:25,861 --> 00:58:27,930 Uh, The Bell Has Rung. 1095 00:58:27,962 --> 00:58:29,832 What's Going On? 1096 00:58:29,865 --> 00:58:32,935 Uh, Sick. Very Sick. 1097 00:58:32,968 --> 00:58:36,372 Gotta Go. Randy Is Too. 1098 00:58:36,404 --> 00:58:39,408 Sick. Sick. Oh! Ooh, Tummy! 1099 00:58:39,441 --> 00:58:41,678 Oh, Head! Oh! Uh, Come On! 1100 00:58:42,544 --> 00:58:44,446 Randy! Scott! 1101 00:58:44,479 --> 00:58:47,349 Hey, Scott, You Know, At My House 1102 00:58:47,383 --> 00:58:49,685 When There's An Emergency, We Do The Kookiest Thing-- 1103 00:58:49,718 --> 00:58:52,922 We Call 9-1-1, Ok? Not Our Grandparents. 1104 00:58:52,955 --> 00:58:53,823 You Were Right, Scott. 1105 00:58:53,855 --> 00:58:54,957 I Knew It! 1106 00:58:54,990 --> 00:58:55,857 E.P. Headquarters. 1107 00:58:55,890 --> 00:58:56,358 You Know Where That Is? 1108 00:58:56,392 --> 00:58:57,560 Yes. 1109 00:58:57,593 --> 00:58:58,493 They've All Gone To That Location. 1110 00:58:58,526 --> 00:59:00,829 It's Gotta Be A Trap. 1111 00:59:00,863 --> 00:59:02,498 Well, I'm Gonna Provide Some Backup, Just In Case. 1112 00:59:02,531 --> 00:59:04,533 Ok, I'll Meet You There. All Right. Bye. 1113 00:59:04,566 --> 00:59:06,067 Come On! 1114 00:59:06,100 --> 00:59:09,171 It's Just As I Thought. The Kids Are In Trouble. 1115 00:59:09,203 --> 00:59:10,805 They All Got Emergency Pages 1116 00:59:10,839 --> 00:59:12,942 From A Place Called Earth Protectors. 1117 00:59:12,975 --> 00:59:14,810 Scott Thinks It's A Set-Up. 1118 00:59:14,843 --> 00:59:16,245 Well, We Better Call Somebody. 1119 00:59:16,278 --> 00:59:18,446 The Fantastic Four. Superman-- 1120 00:59:18,479 --> 00:59:22,150 Superman? You Think Superman Could Do A Better Job Than Me? 1121 00:59:24,553 --> 00:59:25,821 Do You Know Who I Am? 1122 00:59:27,756 --> 00:59:29,024 I'm... 1123 00:59:29,058 --> 00:59:31,994 I-I'm... 1124 00:59:32,026 --> 00:59:33,361 Aahhhh! 1125 00:59:33,395 --> 00:59:35,898 Eeahhhh! 1126 00:59:35,930 --> 00:59:37,732 I'm Steel Condor! 1127 00:59:37,765 --> 00:59:39,167 Condor! 1128 00:59:39,200 --> 00:59:41,069 Condor! 1129 00:59:41,102 --> 00:59:43,905 I Hope You Don't Expect Me To Sew All Those Buttons Back On. 1130 00:59:43,939 --> 00:59:45,707 Up, Up And Away! 1131 00:59:47,875 --> 00:59:51,346 Up...Up...And Awayyyy! 1132 00:59:51,379 --> 00:59:53,115 Ah, I Better Get A Running Start. 1133 00:59:55,316 --> 00:59:56,618 Watch Out For That... 1134 00:59:56,651 --> 00:59:58,253 Aaahhhh! 1135 00:59:58,287 --> 00:59:59,489 Fence. 1136 01:00:07,062 --> 01:00:10,066 Looks Like We've All Been Invited To The Same Party. 1137 01:00:10,098 --> 01:00:11,834 And Earth Protectors, Whoever They Are, 1138 01:00:11,866 --> 01:00:12,834 Is Throwing It. 1139 01:00:12,868 --> 01:00:15,071 Maybe We Owe Scott An Apology. 1140 01:00:17,538 --> 01:00:18,640 Let's Go. 1141 01:00:46,701 --> 01:00:48,671 A Little Theatrical, Don't You Think? 1142 01:00:48,703 --> 01:00:50,406 Yes. It Is Theatrical. 1143 01:00:54,243 --> 01:00:55,178 Aaahhhh! 1144 01:01:00,214 --> 01:01:01,517 A Cage? 1145 01:01:03,451 --> 01:01:05,053 I Gotta Tell You, 1146 01:01:05,087 --> 01:01:08,057 I Wasn't Sure If This Cage Was Going To Be Able To Hold You Guys. 1147 01:01:08,089 --> 01:01:11,559 Well, Considering The Bars Are Made Out Of Aluminum Foil. 1148 01:01:11,593 --> 01:01:13,028 But... 1149 01:01:13,060 --> 01:01:14,997 I Guess That's All Just Part Of The Game, Huh? 1150 01:01:15,029 --> 01:01:17,466 What Exactly Is Your Game? 1151 01:01:17,499 --> 01:01:19,234 Brainwashing Kids? 1152 01:01:19,267 --> 01:01:20,702 What's Going On? 1153 01:01:20,736 --> 01:01:22,471 Kidnapping Housewives? 1154 01:01:22,504 --> 01:01:25,174 Stop Me When I'm Warm. 1155 01:01:25,207 --> 01:01:28,344 Malcolm! What Are You Doing? 1156 01:01:28,377 --> 01:01:30,980 What Is All Of This? 1157 01:01:31,013 --> 01:01:33,749 Look, Bronze Eagle, You've Got It All Wrong. 1158 01:01:33,781 --> 01:01:35,484 We're Not Criminals. 1159 01:01:35,517 --> 01:01:39,288 Really, We're Not. We're Just Trying To Make The World A Better Place. 1160 01:01:39,321 --> 01:01:41,156 If You'll Just Give Me A Couple Minutes To Explain-- 1161 01:01:41,189 --> 01:01:44,059 Nina! Shut Up! 1162 01:01:48,462 --> 01:01:51,566 My Delusional And Altruistic Friend Here, 1163 01:01:51,600 --> 01:01:53,836 Constantly Fails To See The True Potential 1164 01:01:53,868 --> 01:01:54,870 Of Her Own Invention. 1165 01:01:56,805 --> 01:01:58,908 I Hope I Don't Come Off Overly Cautious. 1166 01:01:58,941 --> 01:02:02,011 What With All The Aluminum Foil And Whatnot. 1167 01:02:14,957 --> 01:02:17,026 Amy, I Don't Have Time To Explain, 1168 01:02:17,058 --> 01:02:19,495 But Your Mother Didn't Really Rob That Bank. 1169 01:02:19,528 --> 01:02:21,497 How Do You Know That? 1170 01:02:21,529 --> 01:02:24,200 I'm Pretty Sure It's Part Of A Plot To Capture My Parents. 1171 01:02:24,232 --> 01:02:26,234 What Are You Talking About? 1172 01:02:26,267 --> 01:02:28,236 Look, But You Have To Trust Me On This-- 1173 01:02:28,270 --> 01:02:30,372 You Remember That Kid On The Side Of The Building? 1174 01:02:30,404 --> 01:02:31,540 The Dorky One? 1175 01:02:32,640 --> 01:02:33,975 Well, That Was Me. 1176 01:02:34,977 --> 01:02:36,379 Come On! 1177 01:02:48,122 --> 01:02:53,528 Steel Condor To The Rescue! 1178 01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:00,169 Maybe I Should Have Taken A Cab. 1179 01:03:19,087 --> 01:03:21,957 Adam, Right? 1180 01:03:21,990 --> 01:03:27,495 You're... Totally Fried... When I Get Out Of Here. 1181 01:03:27,529 --> 01:03:29,999 You Know, With Your Powers At My Disposal, 1182 01:03:30,031 --> 01:03:31,966 I'll Have No Trouble Eventually Controlling The Mind 1183 01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:33,769 Of Every Consumer In The World. 1184 01:03:33,801 --> 01:03:36,171 What Makes You Think We'll Cooperate? 1185 01:03:37,673 --> 01:03:39,207 I Don't. 1186 01:03:39,241 --> 01:03:41,810 But, In Another Minute Or Two With This Aluminum Foil 1187 01:03:41,843 --> 01:03:42,978 Soaking Up All Your Energy, 1188 01:03:43,011 --> 01:03:44,247 You'll Be Too Weak To Resist Anything. 1189 01:03:45,279 --> 01:03:47,749 Malcolm, Why Are You Doing This? 1190 01:03:47,783 --> 01:03:50,353 Nina, Gimme The Disc. 1191 01:03:51,218 --> 01:03:52,587 No. 1192 01:03:52,620 --> 01:03:55,523 I Can't Believe I've Been Such An Idiot. 1193 01:03:55,557 --> 01:03:58,192 I Thought That You And I Shared The Same Dream. 1194 01:03:58,225 --> 01:03:59,861 Nina, Look, 1195 01:03:59,895 --> 01:04:02,163 There's No Reason We Both Can't Accomplish Our Dreams Here, Ok? 1196 01:04:03,397 --> 01:04:05,133 I Should Have Known The Day I Caught You Drinking 1197 01:04:05,167 --> 01:04:07,403 Out Of That Styrofoam Cup. 1198 01:04:07,435 --> 01:04:10,038 Hey, There Were So Many Signs. 1199 01:04:10,071 --> 01:04:12,240 I Mean, All Those Beef Jerky Wrappers, 1200 01:04:12,274 --> 01:04:14,310 And That Leather Belt You Told Me Came From A Cow 1201 01:04:14,343 --> 01:04:15,978 That Died Of Natural Causes. 1202 01:04:21,750 --> 01:04:23,285 Get Her Outta Here, Please. 1203 01:04:23,317 --> 01:04:25,388 Maybe We're Recycle Her Later. 1204 01:04:28,857 --> 01:04:30,559 What Were We Talking About? 1205 01:04:41,136 --> 01:04:42,104 Look! 1206 01:04:42,136 --> 01:04:43,638 There's My Mom's Motorcycle. 1207 01:04:43,671 --> 01:04:44,807 I Was Right! 1208 01:04:44,839 --> 01:04:46,341 That's Your Mom's? 1209 01:04:46,375 --> 01:04:48,911 Aw, Geez, My Mom Drives A Hatchback. 1210 01:04:48,944 --> 01:04:52,181 Hey, There's My Mom's Station Wagon. 1211 01:04:52,214 --> 01:04:54,982 Ok, I Feel A Little Bit Better. 1212 01:04:55,015 --> 01:04:57,251 Ah, Where's My Grandpa? 1213 01:04:57,285 --> 01:05:00,288 He Should Have Been Here By Now. 1214 01:05:00,321 --> 01:05:02,357 We Need His Reinforcements. 1215 01:05:02,390 --> 01:05:03,825 Scott, If My Mom's In There, 1216 01:05:03,859 --> 01:05:05,394 We Can't Just Stand Out Here And Wait. 1217 01:05:05,426 --> 01:05:06,729 Let's Go. 1218 01:05:06,761 --> 01:05:07,962 Wait. What Are You Guys Talking About? 1219 01:05:07,995 --> 01:05:08,963 We Can't Go In There, Ok? 1220 01:05:08,997 --> 01:05:10,065 I Mean, We're Not Superheros. 1221 01:05:10,098 --> 01:05:11,866 No Super Powers. Rawk! Rawk! Rawk! 1222 01:05:11,899 --> 01:05:15,069 So What, Randy. You Don't Need Super Powers To Help People. 1223 01:05:15,102 --> 01:05:16,504 Now Come On! 1224 01:05:16,537 --> 01:05:18,773 Guys, I'm Probably Not Your Best Bet Here-- 1225 01:05:18,807 --> 01:05:20,475 Come On! 1226 01:05:20,508 --> 01:05:21,376 Guys! No. No. No. 1227 01:05:39,060 --> 01:05:40,096 Sshhhh! 1228 01:05:50,372 --> 01:05:51,839 At This Point, 1229 01:05:51,872 --> 01:05:54,008 I Probably Shouldn't Be Surprised, 1230 01:05:54,042 --> 01:05:57,011 But Your Parents Are Bronze Eagle And Warrior Woman? 1231 01:05:57,044 --> 01:05:59,046 Yeah, You Got A Problem With That? 1232 01:05:59,080 --> 01:06:03,652 No. Just, Uh, Wondering Why They Never Came To Career Day, Right? 1233 01:06:03,685 --> 01:06:05,921 So, That Really Was You On The Side Of That Building? 1234 01:06:05,953 --> 01:06:09,158 Yeah. Saving People Is Kind Of A Family Business. 1235 01:06:09,191 --> 01:06:11,160 But You're Not A Superhero, Right? 1236 01:06:11,192 --> 01:06:13,294 Right. How'd You Know That? 1237 01:06:13,328 --> 01:06:15,130 Well, You'd Expect A Superhero To Make A Goal 1238 01:06:15,162 --> 01:06:16,664 Every Once In A While. 1239 01:06:18,133 --> 01:06:21,703 Hello. Hi. Yeah, Can We Just Get A Little Bit Of Focus Here? 1240 01:06:21,736 --> 01:06:23,672 I Mean, You Have The Entire 7th Grade To Stare At Each Other. 1241 01:06:23,705 --> 01:06:24,607 Am I Right? 1242 01:06:31,111 --> 01:06:33,581 We Just Have To Distract Them Long Enough 1243 01:06:33,615 --> 01:06:35,783 To Get Into That Cage. 1244 01:06:35,816 --> 01:06:38,953 And Them We Have To Get The Cuff Off My Folks, Ok? 1245 01:06:38,986 --> 01:06:41,856 Oh, Shoot. And Me Without My Welding Gun. 1246 01:06:41,890 --> 01:06:43,558 It's Just Aluminum Foil. 1247 01:06:44,392 --> 01:06:45,660 Long Story. 1248 01:06:45,694 --> 01:06:47,129 And The Distracting Part? 1249 01:06:48,395 --> 01:06:51,133 Don't Worry. I Think I Got A Plan. 1250 01:06:51,165 --> 01:06:52,434 Great. 1251 01:06:53,634 --> 01:06:56,805 Now, We're Going To Have A Little Training Video. 1252 01:07:07,848 --> 01:07:10,486 Don't Move! We've Got You Surrounded! 1253 01:07:13,187 --> 01:07:14,455 Take One Step, 1254 01:07:14,488 --> 01:07:17,492 And We'll Be Forced To Open Fire! 1255 01:07:17,526 --> 01:07:18,826 Nah, They're Bluffing. 1256 01:07:18,859 --> 01:07:20,261 Don't Worry About It. 1257 01:07:22,397 --> 01:07:23,332 Aaahhhhh! 1258 01:07:33,008 --> 01:07:34,308 Where Are They? 1259 01:07:34,341 --> 01:07:36,110 I Don't Know. 1260 01:07:36,144 --> 01:07:37,779 Where's It Coming From? 1261 01:07:37,812 --> 01:07:39,181 Come On! 1262 01:07:40,982 --> 01:07:42,184 Get Up! 1263 01:07:42,216 --> 01:07:44,752 What? What Was It? 1264 01:07:44,785 --> 01:07:46,153 Come On. Let's Go. It's Those Kids. 1265 01:07:46,187 --> 01:07:47,589 They're Around Here Somewhere. Find 'Em. Let's Go! 1266 01:07:52,761 --> 01:07:54,830 Anybody Up For A Double Dutch? 1267 01:07:55,497 --> 01:07:56,332 Go Get 'Em! 1268 01:08:03,671 --> 01:08:04,639 Come On! 1269 01:08:06,707 --> 01:08:09,243 Wait! Stand Back! 1270 01:08:09,276 --> 01:08:11,746 Ah, Yeah... 'Cause, Ah... 1271 01:08:11,779 --> 01:08:13,314 One Step Closer, 1272 01:08:13,348 --> 01:08:16,484 And You Unleash The Powers Of... The... 1273 01:08:16,518 --> 01:08:18,053 Randinator! 1274 01:08:18,085 --> 01:08:20,688 Yeah! 'Cause I'm Your Worst Nightmare, Ok? 1275 01:08:20,721 --> 01:08:22,424 I Have More Powers-- 1276 01:08:23,724 --> 01:08:26,727 Powerrrrrs 1277 01:08:26,760 --> 01:08:28,663 Than You've Ever Dreamed Of! 1278 01:08:28,697 --> 01:08:32,000 And You Know What? There's Nothing You Can Do To Hurt Me. 1279 01:08:32,032 --> 01:08:35,002 But There's A Millions Different Things I Can Do To Hurt You! 1280 01:08:35,036 --> 01:08:37,439 Whaaaaa! 1281 01:08:39,608 --> 01:08:40,909 Whaaaaaa! 1282 01:08:40,942 --> 01:08:43,278 This Stuff. Yeah, Come On, Tough Guy. 1283 01:08:43,310 --> 01:08:44,712 I Can Eat This Stuff For Breakfast, Huh? 1284 01:08:46,014 --> 01:08:47,516 Oww! My Filling. 1285 01:08:47,549 --> 01:08:48,350 Ow, Oh! 1286 01:08:48,383 --> 01:08:49,550 Come Over Here! 1287 01:08:49,584 --> 01:08:51,319 So, I Guess That Leaves You. 1288 01:08:51,353 --> 01:08:52,621 I Got Him. 1289 01:08:53,520 --> 01:08:54,523 Scott, You've Got To Save Us. 1290 01:08:54,555 --> 01:08:55,823 What Are You Doing? 1291 01:08:55,857 --> 01:08:57,326 Sorry, Kid. I Know The Foil Hurts, 1292 01:08:57,358 --> 01:08:59,493 But I Can't Have You Messing Up Our Plans. 1293 01:08:59,527 --> 01:09:01,063 Play Along. 1294 01:09:01,095 --> 01:09:03,230 Ah, My Powers! 1295 01:09:03,264 --> 01:09:04,633 Get Him Out Of Here. 1296 01:09:04,666 --> 01:09:06,135 Aahh. Oohhh. 1297 01:09:08,202 --> 01:09:09,671 Our Plans? 1298 01:09:10,639 --> 01:09:12,074 You Can't Do This Without Me. 1299 01:09:12,107 --> 01:09:14,776 There's No Way I'm Letting You Get Rich Off My Program. 1300 01:09:14,809 --> 01:09:16,511 Besides, With My Half Of The Money, 1301 01:09:16,544 --> 01:09:18,779 I'll Just Buy The Stupid Rain Forest. 1302 01:09:18,813 --> 01:09:22,651 Nina, I Think I Underestimated You. 1303 01:09:28,756 --> 01:09:31,326 Three More Minutes And Their Minds Belong To Me. 1304 01:09:31,358 --> 01:09:32,760 Us. 1305 01:09:32,794 --> 01:09:35,798 What...? What Is That Doing? 1306 01:09:36,730 --> 01:09:38,300 What Is That? What Just Happened? 1307 01:09:38,332 --> 01:09:39,901 Oh, Ah, Nothing. 1308 01:09:39,934 --> 01:09:41,503 Download Interrupted. 1309 01:09:41,536 --> 01:09:43,438 There. No Harm Done. 1310 01:09:43,470 --> 01:09:45,340 Resume Download. 1311 01:09:46,407 --> 01:09:47,843 Hold Up There, Boss. 1312 01:09:47,876 --> 01:09:49,845 I Think You Might Want To Use This Disc. 1313 01:09:54,014 --> 01:09:55,282 Get Her Out Of Here. 1314 01:09:55,316 --> 01:09:57,419 You'll Never Get Away With This. 1315 01:09:59,621 --> 01:10:02,457 Download In Progress. 1316 01:10:02,490 --> 01:10:06,795 Time Remaining, 2 Minutes 54 Seconds. 1317 01:10:06,827 --> 01:10:09,531 Initializing Hyperhypnotic Format. 1318 01:10:15,135 --> 01:10:17,372 Mind Control Extensions Enabled. 1319 01:10:19,907 --> 01:10:22,710 Commencing Dna Restructure Sequence. 1320 01:10:25,679 --> 01:10:27,482 We Have To Do Something. 1321 01:10:28,383 --> 01:10:29,751 Total Program Download 1322 01:10:29,783 --> 01:10:31,886 In 1 Minute 15 Seconds. 1323 01:10:38,792 --> 01:10:41,595 Initializing Brain Stem And Cortex Power Drain. 1324 01:10:41,629 --> 01:10:42,497 Yes! 1325 01:10:42,529 --> 01:10:43,465 Hey, Kid! Come Back Here! 1326 01:10:45,032 --> 01:10:46,067 Gimme That Ball! 1327 01:10:47,568 --> 01:10:49,571 Kid, I'm Telling You! I'm Warning You! 1328 01:10:50,270 --> 01:10:51,572 Do Something! 1329 01:10:52,840 --> 01:10:55,977 Power Drain Program Completion In 30 Seconds. 1330 01:10:56,010 --> 01:10:58,681 Total Genetic Restructure In 30 Seconds. 1331 01:11:01,014 --> 01:11:04,618 Commencing Temporal Lobe Reprogramming Sequence. 1332 01:11:04,652 --> 01:11:07,489 Initializing Synapses Scramble Sequence. 1333 01:11:07,522 --> 01:11:09,591 Initializing Memory Blanking. 1334 01:11:11,358 --> 01:11:13,861 Total Mind Control In 15 Seconds. 1335 01:11:18,532 --> 01:11:21,069 Total Mind Control In 10 Seconds. 1336 01:11:25,939 --> 01:11:27,341 Five... 1337 01:11:27,375 --> 01:11:28,910 Four... 1338 01:11:28,943 --> 01:11:30,145 Three... 1339 01:11:30,178 --> 01:11:31,113 Two... 1340 01:11:31,145 --> 01:11:32,447 One... 1341 01:11:35,617 --> 01:11:36,818 Yes! 1342 01:11:36,850 --> 01:11:38,819 Mind Control Download Abort. 1343 01:11:38,853 --> 01:11:41,022 Mind Control Download Abort. 1344 01:11:41,054 --> 01:11:43,124 Mind Control Download Abort. 1345 01:11:43,157 --> 01:11:44,892 Mind Control Download Abort. 1346 01:11:53,768 --> 01:11:55,103 Watch Him 1347 01:11:55,135 --> 01:11:57,406 While I Go Take Care Of His Friends. 1348 01:11:59,674 --> 01:12:01,343 That's My Wife. 1349 01:12:03,077 --> 01:12:04,113 Ooohhh. 1350 01:12:08,349 --> 01:12:12,187 Scott, I Just Want To Say That I'm Really Proud Of You. 1351 01:12:12,219 --> 01:12:14,155 Thanks, Dad. 1352 01:12:14,188 --> 01:12:15,557 And It's Like I Said, 1353 01:12:15,590 --> 01:12:19,560 You Don't Need Super Powers To Be A Superhero. 1354 01:12:19,594 --> 01:12:22,064 Yeah, But I Sure Would Have Been A Lot Easier. 1355 01:12:25,966 --> 01:12:28,068 That Should Take Care Of Any Lingering Memories 1356 01:12:28,102 --> 01:12:30,005 Of Our Identities. 1357 01:12:30,037 --> 01:12:32,273 You Know, If You Guys Could Destroy 1358 01:12:32,307 --> 01:12:33,608 The Rest Of The Discs As Well, 1359 01:12:33,640 --> 01:12:35,376 I'd Really Appreciate It. 1360 01:12:35,410 --> 01:12:38,513 I Realize You Can't Force A Person To Do Something. 1361 01:12:38,545 --> 01:12:41,515 And I Think I'd Like To Go Back To Saving The World 1362 01:12:41,549 --> 01:12:43,719 One Bag Of Garbage At A Time. 1363 01:12:45,652 --> 01:12:47,254 Thanks For Saving My Mom. 1364 01:12:47,287 --> 01:12:49,057 You Were Awesome. 1365 01:12:49,090 --> 01:12:50,692 Thanks. 1366 01:12:50,724 --> 01:12:53,227 Uh, I Would Ask You Something, 1367 01:12:53,260 --> 01:12:56,831 But I Don't Want You To Think It's Just Because You Saved My Life. 1368 01:12:56,865 --> 01:12:59,367 'Cause I Liked You Before You Did That. 1369 01:13:00,768 --> 01:13:01,970 But There's This Dance-- 1370 01:13:02,002 --> 01:13:03,638 Yes! 1371 01:13:03,670 --> 01:13:05,240 Really? 1372 01:13:05,273 --> 01:13:08,710 Yes! I Wanted To Ask You, But I Didn't Think You Liked Me. 1373 01:13:08,742 --> 01:13:10,245 No Way! I Thought You Didn't Like Me. 1374 01:13:10,277 --> 01:13:11,879 No Way! 1375 01:13:13,348 --> 01:13:14,282 Adam, Don't. 1376 01:13:14,314 --> 01:13:16,617 Mom? Dad? 1377 01:13:16,651 --> 01:13:19,254 Scott, She'll Be Fine. She Just Won't Remember 1378 01:13:19,286 --> 01:13:21,222 Anything That Happened In The Last Couple Of Hours. 1379 01:13:21,255 --> 01:13:23,157 Now, She's Not Going To Remember She Likes Me. 1380 01:13:23,191 --> 01:13:25,527 If She Liked You Before, It Shouldn't Matter. 1381 01:13:27,694 --> 01:13:29,063 Whoa! All Right, Down, Sparky! 1382 01:13:29,096 --> 01:13:30,898 I Mean, Look, I Need All The Brain Cells I Can Get. 1383 01:13:30,932 --> 01:13:32,300 All Right? I Mean-- 1384 01:13:32,332 --> 01:13:35,036 Guys? Wait, Guys, Look. I Promise Not To Tell Anybody. 1385 01:13:35,068 --> 01:13:36,737 I Mean Look, Who Would Believe Me, Right? 1386 01:13:36,770 --> 01:13:39,041 I Don't Even Believe Me. You Guys Don't Believe Me And-- 1387 01:13:39,874 --> 01:13:41,843 You Know, You Guys Owe Me. 1388 01:13:41,876 --> 01:13:45,213 Ok? I Mean, I Practically Saved Your Lives. Waaaaooo, Remember? 1389 01:13:45,246 --> 01:13:47,349 Can I Zap Him Just To Shut Him Up? 1390 01:13:47,381 --> 01:13:49,183 We Couldn't Have Done It Without Him. 1391 01:13:49,216 --> 01:13:51,886 It Would Be Nice For Scott To Have Someone To Talk To. 1392 01:13:54,221 --> 01:13:54,956 Ok. 1393 01:13:54,988 --> 01:13:55,890 Yes! 1394 01:13:57,425 --> 01:13:59,394 Whoooo! Ok, Come On. 1395 01:13:59,426 --> 01:14:01,862 Honey, Is This A Bad Time To Talk About The Laundry? 1396 01:14:01,895 --> 01:14:04,465 You're Putting Way Too Much Starch In My-- 1397 01:14:05,633 --> 01:14:06,667 Aahhhhh! 1398 01:14:06,701 --> 01:14:08,370 Steel Condor! 1399 01:14:08,402 --> 01:14:10,037 I'm Here To Save The Day! 1400 01:14:11,339 --> 01:14:12,741 Uh, Dad, Dad, Dad. 1401 01:14:12,773 --> 01:14:14,475 You're Late. 1402 01:14:14,509 --> 01:14:16,712 Darn! I Knew I Should Have Taken A Cab. 1403 01:14:18,979 --> 01:14:20,447 I Better Sit Down. 1404 01:14:20,480 --> 01:14:21,416 Oh, Right Over Here. 1405 01:14:30,692 --> 01:14:33,662 Now, All We Have To Do Is Light The Campfire. 1406 01:14:33,694 --> 01:14:35,930 Don't Even Think About It, You Little Fire-Starter. 1407 01:14:35,964 --> 01:14:37,399 You Know You're Not Supposed To Do That. 1408 01:14:37,432 --> 01:14:41,068 Who Appointed You, Smokey The Bear? 1409 01:14:42,670 --> 01:14:43,672 Hey? 1410 01:14:43,705 --> 01:14:44,573 Hey, Amy? 1411 01:14:45,840 --> 01:14:47,342 Pretty Exciting Day, Huh? 1412 01:14:47,375 --> 01:14:49,243 What's That Supposed To Mean? 1413 01:14:49,277 --> 01:14:52,781 Your Mom Robbing The Bank, And Finding Out She Was Brainwashed? 1414 01:14:52,813 --> 01:14:55,349 Good Thing Bronze Eagle And Warrior Woman Showed Up. 1415 01:14:55,383 --> 01:14:57,184 Yeah, It Was Really Lucky. 1416 01:14:58,152 --> 01:14:59,054 Amy? 1417 01:15:01,488 --> 01:15:02,991 Uh... 1418 01:15:03,023 --> 01:15:04,425 Good Luck Today. 1419 01:15:04,459 --> 01:15:06,661 Thanks. You Too. 1420 01:15:06,693 --> 01:15:08,129 Try Not To Choke, Ok? 1421 01:15:09,429 --> 01:15:11,299 So Much For Remembering. 1422 01:15:16,871 --> 01:15:18,907 Is That Burning Rubber I Smell? 1423 01:15:20,608 --> 01:15:21,643 Molly! 1424 01:15:24,511 --> 01:15:25,714 Aahhh! 1425 01:15:26,147 --> 01:15:27,448 Mom! 1426 01:15:28,616 --> 01:15:29,917 Mom! 1427 01:15:29,951 --> 01:15:31,953 Ok, Let's Vote For Team Captain Now. 1428 01:15:34,389 --> 01:15:35,924 Scott. 1429 01:15:35,956 --> 01:15:37,358 Amy. 1430 01:15:40,193 --> 01:15:41,462 Scott. 1431 01:15:41,496 --> 01:15:42,497 What? 1432 01:15:43,430 --> 01:15:45,133 Well, Congratulations, Scott. 1433 01:15:45,166 --> 01:15:46,334 You're Ahead By One Vote, 1434 01:15:46,367 --> 01:15:47,769 And You're The Only One Who Hasn't Voted. 1435 01:15:47,801 --> 01:15:49,203 Ha, Yeah. 1436 01:15:51,339 --> 01:15:52,506 Amy. 1437 01:15:53,041 --> 01:15:54,576 What? 1438 01:15:54,608 --> 01:15:56,477 I Vote For Amy. 1439 01:15:57,144 --> 01:15:59,013 All Tied Up Then. 1440 01:15:59,046 --> 01:16:01,515 You Two Ok With Being Co-Captains? 1441 01:16:01,549 --> 01:16:03,885 Yep. Yep. 1442 01:16:05,286 --> 01:16:07,822 You Must Be Very Proud. 1443 01:16:07,854 --> 01:16:09,290 I Am. 1444 01:16:09,322 --> 01:16:10,491 Let's Play Some Ball. 1445 01:16:10,524 --> 01:16:11,593 All Right. 1446 01:16:12,960 --> 01:16:14,229 Hey, You Know, I Was Thinking... 1447 01:16:14,261 --> 01:16:15,462 Don't You Need A Sidekick? 1448 01:16:15,496 --> 01:16:17,232 I Mean, Every Great Superhero Has One. 1449 01:16:17,264 --> 01:16:19,867 You Know, The Cool Wise-Cracking Friend That Just Follows Him Around? 1450 01:16:19,901 --> 01:16:22,336 Randy? I'm Not A Superhero. 1451 01:16:22,370 --> 01:16:25,640 So, Neither Was The Lone Ranger, But He Had Tonto, Huh? 1452 01:16:25,673 --> 01:16:27,442 Ok, You Want To Be Tonto? 1453 01:16:27,474 --> 01:16:29,276 Actually, No. 1454 01:16:29,309 --> 01:16:31,245 But I'd Like To Be That Kato Guy. 1455 01:16:31,278 --> 01:16:32,546 You Know, The Guy From The Green Hornet? 1456 01:16:32,580 --> 01:16:33,848 I Mean The Green Hornet Was One 1457 01:16:33,880 --> 01:16:35,816 Of The Coolest Superheros Of All. 1458 01:16:35,849 --> 01:16:37,218 Yeah, He Is A Pretty Nice Guy. 1459 01:16:37,251 --> 01:16:38,053 I Like Him A Lot. 1460 01:16:38,085 --> 01:16:39,186 You Know Him? 1461 01:16:39,219 --> 01:16:41,255 Know Him? He Came To My Birthday Party.