1 00:00:16,040 --> 00:00:19,480 MIDDLEBURG IS A MIDDLE-SIZE TOWN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE COUNTRY. 2 00:00:19,560 --> 00:00:25,680 BUT SOMETIMES, IN MY DREAMS, IT FELT LIKE SOMEPLACE ELSE. 3 00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:29,560 SOMEHOW FAMILIAR, BUT ALSO VERY STRANGE. 4 00:00:40,120 --> 00:00:43,520 MIDDLEBURG IS WHERE I LIVE, 5 00:00:43,600 --> 00:00:46,920 AND SO DOES SOMETHING...ELSE. 6 00:00:55,920 --> 00:00:58,160 SOME PEOPLE THOUGHT MIDDLEBURG WAS DULL, 7 00:00:58,280 --> 00:01:00,000 THAT NOTHING EVER HAPPENED HERE. 8 00:01:00,080 --> 00:01:03,040 WELL, THEY WERE VERY WRONG. 9 00:01:37,120 --> 00:01:38,440 [ Alarm Beeps ] 10 00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:56,920 FRANCIS? 11 00:01:58,960 --> 00:02:02,680 FRANCIS, TIME TO GET UP, HONEY. 12 00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:12,080 FRANNY? 13 00:02:13,640 --> 00:02:16,120 MY NAME IS FRANCIS BACON McCAUSLAND. 14 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:17,840 I'M FOURTEEN YEARS OLD. 15 00:02:17,920 --> 00:02:21,480 THAT MORNING I WAS EXTREMELY TIRED. 16 00:02:26,920 --> 00:02:28,520 IT'S SO DARK. 17 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:30,680 MUST BE A STORM FRONT MOVING IN. 18 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:32,360 NOT ACCORDING TO THE BAROMETER. 19 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:33,760 MAYBE IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD. 20 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:35,960 IT SURE FEELS LIKE IT. 21 00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:38,720 HOW WOULD YOU KNOW WHAT THE END OF THE WORLD FELT LIKE? 22 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:40,320 YOU'VE NEVER FELT IT BEFORE, HAVE YOU? 23 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:41,800 MAYBE THE CLOCKS ARE WRONG. 24 00:02:41,880 --> 00:02:43,040 HOPE SPRINGS ETERNAL. 25 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:44,080 I ALWAYS SET OUR CLOCKS 26 00:02:44,160 --> 00:02:46,040 BY THE NAVAL OBSERVATORY WEB SITE. 27 00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:47,160 I'LL CHECK IT OUT. 28 00:02:47,240 --> 00:02:49,200 BERT, TRASH, AND DON'T FORGET THE PAPER. 29 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:51,920 WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE? 30 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:53,000 BECAUSE WITH AGE COMES RESPONSIBILITY, BERT. 31 00:02:53,080 --> 00:02:55,120 WHEN YOU GO TO COLLEGE, YOUR SISTER, FRANCIS, 32 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:56,480 WILL TAKE THE TRASH OUT. 33 00:02:56,560 --> 00:02:59,000 I WANNA GET A DOG, SO HE COULD EAT THE GARBAGE, 34 00:02:59,080 --> 00:03:00,280 AND HE COULD FETCH THE NEWSPAPER. 35 00:03:00,360 --> 00:03:02,080 DOGS HAVE GERMS. 36 00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:04,440 WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH IT WHEN YOU WENT TO COLLEGE? 37 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:06,480 THEY DON'T ALLOW DOGS IN THE DORM ROOM. 38 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:09,040 MAYBE YOU COULD PUT IT ON THE ROOF. 39 00:03:09,120 --> 00:03:10,000 GET REAL, FRANCIS. 40 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:11,040 GROW UP, BERT. 41 00:03:11,120 --> 00:03:12,600 GET A REAL GROWN-UP. 42 00:03:12,680 --> 00:03:14,800 AW, JEEZ, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE EGGS? 43 00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:16,800 THERE WERE TWO DOZEN EGGS IN THE FRIDGE LAST NIGHT. 44 00:03:16,920 --> 00:03:17,840 NOW THERE AREN'T ANY. 45 00:03:17,920 --> 00:03:18,840 COLD CEREAL AGAIN. 46 00:03:18,920 --> 00:03:20,080 I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WITH 'EM. 47 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:21,400 NO ONE'S BLAMING YOU, FRANCIS. 48 00:03:21,480 --> 00:03:23,360 I'M THE ONE THEY ALWAYS BLAME FOR EVERYTHING. 49 00:03:23,440 --> 00:03:25,200 THAT'S BECAUSE YOU HAVE SO MUCH PENT UP AGGRESSION. 50 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:26,480 I DO NOT! 51 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:27,840 ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO! 52 00:03:27,920 --> 00:03:29,520 WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT AGGRESSION RIGHT NOW. 53 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:30,920 THAT'S WHAT FAMILY TIME IS FOR. 54 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:32,160 NOW WE ARE SIMPLY TRYING TO DETERMINE 55 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:34,000 WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THE EGGS. 56 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:38,320 IT'S 4:23 AM. 57 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:40,160 THE CLOCKS SAY 7:23. 58 00:03:40,240 --> 00:03:42,000 THE CLOCKS ARE WRONG. 59 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:45,960 I TOLD YOU IT WAS THE END OF THE WORLD. 60 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:53,080 IT WAS HARD TO GET BACK TO SLEEP. 61 00:03:53,160 --> 00:03:56,240 I KEPT WONDERING WHY ALL THE CLOCKS HAD BEEN SPED UP. 62 00:03:56,320 --> 00:04:01,080 BUT I KNEW THERE HAD TO BE A LOGICAL EXPLANATION. 63 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:19,440 HEE HEE HEE. 64 00:04:22,120 --> 00:04:24,440 THAT'S IT. COME HERE. 65 00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:27,240 COME HERE. HA HA HA. 66 00:04:30,160 --> 00:04:31,840 MOST KIDS MY AGE GO TO MIDDLE SCHOOL, 67 00:04:31,920 --> 00:04:32,840 BUT I SKIPPED A GRADE. 68 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:34,160 HI, BERT. 69 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:35,440 HEY. 70 00:04:35,520 --> 00:04:37,000 YOU SHOULDN'T WASTE A LOT OF TIME GROWING UP. 71 00:04:37,080 --> 00:04:38,000 JO? 72 00:04:38,080 --> 00:04:39,000 OH! HI. 73 00:04:39,080 --> 00:04:40,480 HI. 74 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:43,160 SO, UM, WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO TAKE THE BUS TO SCHOOL? 75 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:45,680 JOANNE, NOBODY RIDES THE BUS TO HIGH SCHOOL. 76 00:04:45,760 --> 00:04:47,560 IT'S JUST FOR CHILDREN. 77 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:50,960 I WISH I COULD SKIP A GRADE SO I COULD GO TO HIGH SCHOOL. 78 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:54,000 BERT DOES HAVE ANOTHER YEAR AFTER THIS, DOESN'T HE? 79 00:04:54,080 --> 00:04:56,240 IF HE'S LUCKY. 80 00:04:56,320 --> 00:04:58,320 WELL, WHY DO YOU CARE WHEN BERT GRADUATES? 81 00:04:58,400 --> 00:05:00,640 AHH...DID I TELL YOU OUR ALARM CLOCKS 82 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:02,600 WENT OFF THREE HOURS EARLY THIS MORNING? 83 00:05:02,680 --> 00:05:03,920 REALLY? 84 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:05,960 YEP. AND MOM SAYS THE NEIGHBOR'S CLOCKS WERE WRONG TOO. 85 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:07,480 CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? 86 00:05:07,560 --> 00:05:09,480 WELL, YEAH. OUR CLOCKS DID THE EXACT SAME THING. 87 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:11,160 THEY WERE ALL THREE HOURS EARLY. 88 00:05:11,240 --> 00:05:12,600 IT'S SO WEIRD. 89 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:14,080 WELL, IT'S ONLY WEIRD BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE 90 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:16,880 A LOGICAL EXPLANATION FOR IT. 91 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:20,320 UH, WHY IS THAT DOG ON THE ROOF? 92 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:22,640 [ Barking ] 93 00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:29,520 NOW THAT'S WEIRD. 94 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:39,960 MAYBE IT WAS SOME KIND OF MAGNETIC...YOU KNOW...LIKE... 95 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:41,200 LIKE A POWER SURGE. 96 00:05:41,280 --> 00:05:43,880 WHY WOULD THAT MAKE DOGS GET ON THE ROOF? 97 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:45,880 I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE CLOCKS BEING WRONG. 98 00:05:45,960 --> 00:05:47,080 GOOD MORNING, FRANCIS. 99 00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:49,040 GOOD MORNING, MR. KEPLER. 100 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:50,280 HE'S MY BIOLOGY TEACHER. 101 00:05:50,360 --> 00:05:51,520 HE REALLY LIKES ME. 102 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:53,800 DOES HE MAKE YOU CUT UP FROGS AND STUFF? 103 00:05:53,880 --> 00:05:56,360 THAT IS SO GROSS. 104 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:58,520 I LOVE BIOLOGY. 105 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:02,400 SEE, YESTERDAY WE GOT TAKE THIS CHICKEN EMBRYO-- 106 00:06:11,040 --> 00:06:13,480 WHY IS THAT GUY STARING AT US? 107 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:17,560 WHAT...GUY? 108 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:23,960 [ School Bell Rings ] 109 00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:27,000 WELL, WE WAS JUST RIGHT THERE. 110 00:06:27,080 --> 00:06:28,480 OK, FRANCIS. 111 00:06:28,560 --> 00:06:32,000 I GOTTA GET GOING, BUT I'LL SEE YOU HERE AFTER SCHOOL. OK? 112 00:06:32,080 --> 00:06:33,560 OK. 113 00:06:35,760 --> 00:06:39,160 AH, GORGEOUS. 114 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:02,160 THE EGG, OR OVUM, 115 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:07,200 MAY BE SURROUNDED BY AS MANY AS THREE PROTECTIVE MEMBRANES. 116 00:07:07,280 --> 00:07:12,760 HA HA HA HA HA! 117 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,240 HO HO HO HO! HEE HEE HEE HEE! 118 00:07:16,320 --> 00:07:17,320 HUH? 119 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:27,080 HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! 120 00:07:40,080 --> 00:07:41,960 WHAT IS THIS? 121 00:07:50,040 --> 00:07:51,720 THAT'S THE WONDER OF THE EGG. 122 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:55,000 AND NOW, THE SECONDARY MEMBRANE-- 123 00:07:56,840 --> 00:07:58,560 DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION, FRANCIS? 124 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:04,720 ACTUALLY I DO, MR. KEPLER. 125 00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:10,600 AHH, DID YOUR ALARM CLOCK GO OFF THREE HOURS EARLY THIS MORNING? 126 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:14,240 HOW COULD YOU KNOW THAT? 127 00:08:14,320 --> 00:08:16,920 OH, A LOT OF CLOCKS WERE WRONG. 128 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:20,920 AND, UH, SEE, I'VE BEEN TAKING A STATISTICALLY ACCURATE 129 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,400 SAMPLING OF THE WHOLE SCHOOL, 130 00:08:22,480 --> 00:08:25,480 GETTING NAMES, AND ADDRESSES, AND PHONE NUMBERS-- 131 00:08:25,560 --> 00:08:27,760 YOU KNOW, TO SEE IF IT ALL HAPPENED IN ONE AREA. 132 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:30,000 MAY I SEE THAT, PLEASE? 133 00:08:30,080 --> 00:08:32,080 OH, YEAH. 134 00:09:12,880 --> 00:09:15,000 WHO DID THIS? 135 00:09:23,280 --> 00:09:26,240 DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS, FRANCIS? 136 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:39,760 HE WAS IN YOUR SCIENCE CLASS? 137 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:41,040 NOT REALLY IN THE CLASS, 138 00:09:41,120 --> 00:09:42,000 HE WAS JUST SITTING ON THE SHELF. 139 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:43,000 HE WAS WHAT? 140 00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:45,000 OH, LOOK! THERE'S ANOTHER ONE. 141 00:09:45,080 --> 00:09:47,200 HOW'D YOU GET UP THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE, CHARLIE? 142 00:09:47,280 --> 00:09:49,720 THAT IS SO WEIRD. 143 00:09:53,120 --> 00:09:54,960 WHAT IF A HELICOPTER FLEW OVER SO LOW THAT 144 00:09:55,040 --> 00:09:57,400 THE DOGS THOUGHT THEY COULD CATCH IT, 145 00:09:57,480 --> 00:09:59,120 AND CHASED IT RIGHT UP THE ROOF? 146 00:09:59,240 --> 00:10:01,040 THAT'S A LOGICAL EXPLANATION, ISN'T IT? 147 00:10:01,120 --> 00:10:02,280 SURE, JO. 148 00:10:03,320 --> 00:10:04,240 HI, BERT. 149 00:10:04,320 --> 00:10:05,720 WHATEVER. 150 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:08,160 HAVE YOU GOT A CRUSH ON BERT? 151 00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:09,160 NO! 152 00:10:09,240 --> 00:10:10,160 YES, YOU DO! 153 00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:11,640 NO, I DON'T! 154 00:10:11,720 --> 00:10:13,640 WELL, HE IS KINDA CUTE. 155 00:10:13,720 --> 00:10:16,000 WELL, YOU SHOULD SEE HIS ROOM. 156 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:17,480 IF YOU THINK DISSECTING A FROG IS GROSS-- 157 00:10:17,560 --> 00:10:20,640 I THINK IT'S REALLY BRAVE WHAT HE DID FOR YOUR LITTLE BROTHER. 158 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:23,000 ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS LIE THERE. 159 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:26,120 BUT I HEAR IT REALLY HURTS WHEN THEY STICK THOSE NEEDLES IN YOU. 160 00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:28,800 IT MUST BE REALLY GREAT TO SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE. 161 00:10:28,880 --> 00:10:31,480 IT WAS THE DOCTORS WHO SAVED DARWIN'S LIFE. 162 00:10:32,560 --> 00:10:33,840 WELL, YOU BETTER NOT TELL BERT 163 00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:35,720 ANYTHING ABOUT ME THINKING HE'S CUTE. 164 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:38,040 YEAH, RIGHT. LIKE I'M GONNA SAY ANYTHING TO BERT ABOUT ANYTHING. 165 00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:39,040 PROMISE? 166 00:10:39,120 --> 00:10:40,520 I PROMISE. 167 00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:42,720 CROSS YOUR HEART AND HOPE TO DIE. STICK A NEEDLE IN YOUR EYE. 168 00:10:43,880 --> 00:10:45,200 GROW UP, JOANNE. 169 00:10:45,280 --> 00:10:47,200 LOOK, I GOTTA GET TO SWIMMING PRACTICE, 170 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:48,400 BUT I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW. 171 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:49,840 OK. 172 00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:52,080 OH, ARE YOU TRYING OUT FOR THE HIGH SCHOOL TEAM? 173 00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:54,240 THEY'RE ALL OLDER THAN I AM. 174 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:55,920 OH, IT DOESN'T MATTER IN SWIMMING, 175 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:58,080 THAT JUST MEANS YOU'RE MORE STREAMLINE. 176 00:10:58,160 --> 00:10:59,080 BYE. 177 00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:00,160 BYE. 178 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:15,760 ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME? 179 00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:19,440 YEAH, I'M TALKING TO YOU. 180 00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:23,400 YOU CAN SEE ME? 181 00:11:23,480 --> 00:11:25,040 WELL, YEAH. 182 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:36,480 STRANGE THINGS WERE HAPPENING THAT DAY. 183 00:11:36,560 --> 00:11:39,320 ALL OVER MIDDLEBURG. 184 00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:45,160 SOMEONE PUT A LITTLE GELATIN IN THE SCHOOL SWIMMING POOL. 185 00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:50,400 HELP! 186 00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:52,520 HANG ON! I'LL GET YOU OUT. 187 00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:54,720 NOW, GRAB ONTO THIS. 188 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:57,880 A COLONY OF BEES COLONIZED 189 00:11:57,960 --> 00:11:59,560 THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE. 190 00:11:59,640 --> 00:12:03,840 ( buzzing ) 191 00:12:03,920 --> 00:12:06,720 ( screams ) 192 00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:12,000 SCHOOL BUSES DEVELOPED UNEXPLAINED LEAKS. 193 00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:19,360 AND THEN THERE WAS 194 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:21,160 THE GRAFFITI. 195 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:33,120 NOBODY KNEW WHO WAS RESPONSIBLE. 196 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:35,360 NOBODY KNEW WHO TO BLAME. 197 00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:43,040 AW, YUK. 198 00:12:47,680 --> 00:12:51,280 AW, NANOOK-- 199 00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:52,400 AAAHHHHHH! 200 00:13:03,080 --> 00:13:07,160 BUT THEY WANTED TO BLAME SOMEBODY. 201 00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:36,120 FRANNY! 202 00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:06,480 WHY'VE YOU ALWAYS GOT TO BLAME ME FOR EVERYTHING? 203 00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:08,000 IT'S CALLED INDUCTIVE LOGIC. 204 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:09,880 LOOK, IF YOU WANT EVERYBODY TO KNOW YOU SKIPPED A GRADE 205 00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:11,000 WHY DON'T YOU JUST WEAR A SIGN? 206 00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:12,080 BERT? 207 00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:13,200 SHE'S THE ONE THAT STARTED IT. 208 00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:14,640 NO ONE BLAMING ANYONE, BERT, 209 00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:16,160 FOR ANYTHING. 210 00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:17,360 OF COURSE NOT. 211 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:20,080 IT'S JUST THAT STUDIES OF VARIOUS CULTURES SHOW 212 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:21,000 THAT PRANKS LIKE THESE 213 00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:23,480 ARE USUALLY THE WORK OF ADOLESCENTS. 214 00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:27,520 YOU KNOW, I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS FIFTEEN-- 215 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,880 YOU ROLLED A YARD WITH TOILET PAPER. 216 00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:32,720 WE WERE JUST DISCUSSING WHETHER ANY OF THE KIDS AT SCHOOL 217 00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:34,560 ARE TALKING ABOUT ANYTHING. 218 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:36,800 YOU KNOW, LIKE SETTING THE CLOCKS FORWARD, 219 00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:39,080 OR PUTTING SOMETHING IN THE WATER AT THE POOL. 220 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:43,200 WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THE GELATIN? 221 00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:44,760 HUH? 222 00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:48,240 I WAS GOING TO MAKE MY WIGGLY FRUIT THING FOR DINNER TONIGHT. 223 00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:49,400 WELL, I DIDN'T TAKE IT. 224 00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:51,720 WELL, NO ONE'S SAYING YOU DID, BERT. 225 00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:54,880 WELL, IF IT'S NOT IN THE CABINET, THEN SOMEBODY HAD TO TAKE IT. 226 00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:56,360 IT'S THE ONLY LOGICAL CONCLUSION. 227 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:04,240 PARENTS ARE ALWAYS READY TO BELIEVE YOU'VE DONE SOMETHING BAD. 228 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,200 WHAT? 229 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:09,920 IT'S LIKE THEY NEVER FORGET THEY HAD TO CHANGE YOUR DIAPERS. 230 00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:14,120 BUT, AT LEAST YOUR FRIENDS HAVE MORE FAITH IN YOU. 231 00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:15,800 HI, JO. 232 00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:17,960 HOW COULD YOU DO THIS? 233 00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:22,840 JO LOVES BERT! YOU PROMISED! 234 00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:27,080 JO, I DIDN'T DO THIS. 235 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:29,920 GET REAL, FRANCIS! 236 00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:32,640 JO! JOANNE! 237 00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:34,200 FORGET IT! 238 00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:01,000 IF I THOUGHT IT WAS STRANGE AT HOME, 239 00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:02,120 SCHOOL WAS EVEN STRANGER. 240 00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:20,200 [ School Bell Rings ] 241 00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:02,720 I'm telling you, she's the one who did it. 242 00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:07,160 IS THERE SOMETHING INTERESTING ABOUT MY LOCKER? 243 00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:09,480 WHY IS YOURS THE ONLY ONE WITHOUT A "B" ON IT? 244 00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:12,040 MAYBE SHE'S THE ONE WHO DID IT. 245 00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:14,200 GROW UP, PEOPLE. 246 00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:16,360 JUST BECAUSE THEY SKIPPED MY LOCKER 247 00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:18,120 IT DOESN'T MEAN I HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH-- 248 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,200 See, it is her. 249 00:17:22,120 --> 00:17:23,800 [ Bell Rings ] 250 00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:35,120 [ Roars ] 251 00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:42,080 HEY, DID YOU REALLY EGG CREEPY KEPLER'S CAR? 252 00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:43,040 WHO TOLD YOU THAT? 253 00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:44,200 THAT'S WHAT EVERYBODY SAYS. 254 00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:45,880 THEY SAID YOU DID THE LOCKERS TOO. 255 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,120 I THINK THAT'S REALLY COOL. 256 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:48,760 IT'S NOT COOL, IT'S VANDALISM. 257 00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:50,600 WHAT DOES "B" STAND FOR? 258 00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:53,120 YOU KNOW, I DID NOT PUT A "B" ON ALL THE LOCKERS! 259 00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:54,120 WELL, WHO DID THEN? 260 00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:55,960 I-- 261 00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:04,240 I'M GONNA FIND OUT. 262 00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:13,080 AREN'T YA GONNA RUN AWAY THIS TIME? 263 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:14,480 I DIDN'T REALLY RUN AWAY. 264 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:15,680 YES. YOU DID! 265 00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:19,120 I JUST NEEDED SOME SPACE TO EVALUATE THE SITUATION. 266 00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:21,640 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD SEE ME. 267 00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:23,280 WHY WOULDN'T I BE ABLE TO SEE YOU? 268 00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:26,480 NOBODY ELSE CAN. 269 00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:28,520 YEAH, RIGHT. 270 00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:30,280 ALL RIGHT. 271 00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:33,920 OOOHH! YEAAAHH! OOOW! 272 00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:39,840 WELL, THAT'S STEALING, YOU KNOW? 273 00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:41,160 HE KNOWS HE SHOULDN'T EAT THIS STUFF. 274 00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:43,120 IT MAKES HIS FACE BREAK OUT. 275 00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:46,960 WELL, WHAT'S YOUR NAME, ANYWAY? 276 00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:49,120 HOUDINI. 277 00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:50,680 LARRY HOUDINI. 278 00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:54,120 OH, I GUESS YOU'RE ALMOST NAMED AFTER HARRY HOUDINI? 279 00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:55,760 THAT-THAT'S REALLY FUNNY. 280 00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:59,360 IT'S BETTER THAN BEING NAMED AFTER FRANCIS BACON. 281 00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:00,840 I DON'T LIKE BACON. 282 00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:01,960 WELL-- 283 00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:04,560 HOUDINI'S NOT EVEN A REAL NAME. 284 00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:07,280 I'M NOT A REAL PERSON. 285 00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:09,040 I'M... 286 00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:10,680 AN IMAGINARY FRIEND. 287 00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:12,000 THANK YOU VERY MUCH! THANK YOU VERY MUCH! 288 00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:13,680 YEAH! YEAH! WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! 289 00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:16,600 WELL, THAT'S REALLY CUTE, BUT I DO NOT HAVE AN IMAGINARY FRIEND. 290 00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:20,600 DID I SAY I WAS YOUR IMAGINARY FRIEND? 291 00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:23,440 I DON'T THINK SO, MISS FRANCIS. 292 00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:25,000 WELL, 293 00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:27,160 IF YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND, 294 00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:29,280 THEN WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME AROUND? 295 00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:32,160 ARE YOU SURE I'M FOLLOWING YOU? 296 00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:35,720 MAYBE YOU'RE JUST IMAGINING. 297 00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:39,960 NO! 298 00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:41,120 SERIOUSLY, FRAN, DO YOU MIND IF I CALL YOU FRAN? 299 00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:42,240 YEAH, ACTUALLY I DO. 300 00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:44,040 I THINK I MUST HAVE BEEN SENT HERE TO HELP YOU. 301 00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:46,200 THAT'S PROBABLY WHY YOU CAN SEE ME. 302 00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:48,200 OH, YOU KNOW, I DON'T NEED ANY HELP, 303 00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:51,040 REAL OR IMAGINARY. 304 00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:53,440 OH, CONTRAIRE. 305 00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:55,560 THERE'S SOMETHING VERY PECULIAR 306 00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:57,600 GOING DOWN IN THIS BURG, WATSON. 307 00:19:57,680 --> 00:20:00,120 AND IT LOOKS TO ME LIKE... 308 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,200 YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF IT. 309 00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:03,760 LOOK, I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY SAID, 310 00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:05,960 BUT I DID NOT EGG MR. KEPLER'S CAR. 311 00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:07,640 I KNOW YOU DIDN'T. 312 00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:08,640 OK. 313 00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:10,600 I KNOW WHO DID. 314 00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:13,320 IT WAS THE BOOGEYMAN. 315 00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:17,960 THE BOOGEYMAN? 316 00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:19,720 UM-HMM. AND I THINK HE'S GOT IT IN FOR YOU, FRAN. 317 00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:21,400 I THINK YOU'RE BEING... 318 00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:23,080 FRAMED. 319 00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:30,760 EXCUSE ME! 320 00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:32,200 I'M-I'M REALLY SORRY. 321 00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:35,600 UMM, DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHO THIS GUY IS? 322 00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:37,200 WHAT IS SHE TALKING ABOUT? 323 00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:40,520 HE SAYS HIS NAME IS LARRY HOUDINI. 324 00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:43,480 DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHO HE REALLY IS? 325 00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:47,200 [ Crowd Laughing ] 326 00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:56,200 Intercom: FRANCIS McCAUSLAND. TO THE OFFICE PLEASE. 327 00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:59,960 FRANCIS McCAUSLAND. TO THE OFFICE. 328 00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:02,120 [ Laughing Continues ] 329 00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:07,000 I SEE YOUR MIDDLE NAME IS BACON. 330 00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:10,760 THAT IS BACON WITH A "B", CORRECT? 331 00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:13,520 IS THERE A BACON WITHOUT A "B"? 332 00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:16,880 FRANCIS, IT HAS BEEN SUGGESTED 333 00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:19,200 THAT YOU MIGHT KNOW SOMETHING 334 00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:22,040 ABOUT THE UNUSUAL EVENTS THAT HAVE BEEN HAPPENING 335 00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:23,520 THE PAST FEW DAYS. 336 00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:26,160 WE HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE THERE WAS A PLAN 337 00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:28,040 AMONG A LARGE NUMBER OF STUDENTS 338 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,880 TO SET CLOCKS TO THE WRONG TIME 339 00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:32,360 AS A SORT OF MASS PRANK. 340 00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:34,720 YOU HAD THAT LIST OF STUDENTS YOU WERE CHECKING WITH 341 00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:36,680 TO MAKE SURE THEY SET THEIR CLOCKS FORWARD. 342 00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:38,400 WHAT? 343 00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:42,200 BACK. YOU SET THEM BACK TO MAKE THE ALARMS GO OFF EARLIER. 344 00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:43,280 YOU SET THEM FORWARD. 345 00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:46,080 IT'S LIKE DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME. 346 00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:47,080 FALL BACK. SPRING FORWARD. 347 00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:48,600 NO. FALL FORWARDS. SPRING BACK. 348 00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:50,400 CAN WE FORGET ABOUT THE CLOCKS... 349 00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:52,000 FOR A MOMENT? 350 00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:53,120 SPRING FORWARD. 351 00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:56,200 FRANCIS, DO YOU HAVE ANY KNOWLEDGE 352 00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:57,600 ABOUT MR. KEPLER'S CAR BEING VANDALIZED? 353 00:21:57,680 --> 00:21:58,880 NO! 354 00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:00,760 OR ABOUT THE GRAFFITI ON THE LOCKERS? 355 00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:01,960 NO!! 356 00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:04,040 DON'T FORGET THE GELATIN IN THE SWIMMING POOL. 357 00:22:04,120 --> 00:22:05,040 NO!!! 358 00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:06,360 HOW DO YOU FEEL, FRANCIS, 359 00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:09,000 ABOUT ALL THESE THINGS? 360 00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:12,360 DO YOU HAVE ANY INSIGHTS? 361 00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:18,320 YES. YES, ACTUALLY I DO. 362 00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:20,240 THERE'S THIS BOY... 363 00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:23,920 AND HE'S BEEN FOLLOWING ME AROUND. 364 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,880 WELL, HE'S REALLY WEIRD. 365 00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:28,360 HE SAID HIS NAME WAS LARRY HOUDINI. 366 00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:35,360 WELL, HE SAID A LOT OF SILLY THINGS. 367 00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:38,960 DID HE SAY HE KNEW WHO WAS BEHIND THE PRANKS? 368 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,440 WELL, ACTUALLY-- 369 00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:46,240 WELL, THERE HE IS! HE'S RIGHT THERE! 370 00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:47,760 HEY! 371 00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:49,440 COME HERE, YOU! 372 00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:50,520 FRANCIS. 373 00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:55,000 FRANCIS! 374 00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:58,000 OHH! OHH! OHH! 375 00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:00,680 YA! YA! YA! YA! YA! 376 00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:03,360 HEY! YOU! COME HERE! 377 00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:06,440 HOUDINI KID, COME HERE! 378 00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:07,440 HEY! WHAT'S WITH HER? 379 00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:08,480 COME BACK HERE! 380 00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:12,680 QUICK! IN HERE! 381 00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:19,160 GET IN THE BASS DRUM. 382 00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:22,000 AS A HIDING PLACE, YOU CAN'T BEAT IT! 383 00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:24,240 I'M NOT TRYING TO HIDE. I'M CHASING YOU. 384 00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:26,240 FRAN, FRAN, FRAN. 385 00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:28,240 YOU'RE MAKING A BIG MISTAKE, FRAN. 386 00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:29,760 AND I WAS REALLY SENT HERE TO HELP YOU. 387 00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:31,760 YEAH, WHO SENT YOU? 388 00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:34,080 DO YOU EVER HEAR A LITTLE VOICE INSIDE YOU HEAD, 389 00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:35,120 TELLING YOU YOU SHOULD DO SOMETHING? 390 00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:36,000 ACTUALLY, NO. 391 00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:39,800 WELL, I DID. AND HE TOLD ME 392 00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:43,000 TO COME TO BEAUTIFUL DOWNTOWN MIDDLEBURG. 393 00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:45,120 WHAT YOU HEARD WAS JUST DISASSOCIATION 394 00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:47,000 BETWEEN THE TWO SIDES OF YOUR... 395 00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:48,120 ALLEGED BRAIN. 396 00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:49,680 NO, NO, NO. IT'S THE SAME GUY 397 00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:52,240 THAT SINGS THOSE STUPID SONGS YOU CAN'T GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD. 398 00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:54,200 NO. THAT'S BARRY MANILOW. 399 00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:55,240 FRANCIS! 400 00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:56,280 IN HERE! 401 00:23:57,760 --> 00:23:59,200 HE'S IN HERE! 402 00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:01,160 SEE YOU GET OUT OF THIS ONE, HOUDINI. 403 00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:03,960 FRAN, FRAN, FRAN. 404 00:24:05,120 --> 00:24:07,120 THERE HE IS. LARRY HOUDINI. 405 00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:17,160 I THINK THIS JOKE HAS GONE ON LONG ENOUGH, FRANCIS. 406 00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:18,920 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 407 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,920 HE'S RIGHT HERE. HE'S PLAYING A SAXOPHONE. 408 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,760 HE'S MOON-WALKING. 409 00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:28,920 I'M GOING TO HAVE TO CALL YOUR PARENTS. 410 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,080 WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME? 411 00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:34,080 WHY ARE YOU PRETENDING THAT YOU CAN'T-- 412 00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:36,720 SEE HIM? 413 00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:38,880 WOULD YOU LIKE TO LIE DOWN, FRANCIS? 414 00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:40,240 [ Blows Whistle ] 415 00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:43,480 FRANCIS? 416 00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:44,880 FRANCIS! OH! 417 00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:05,040 WOULD YOU SAY THAT FRANCIS IS UNUSUALLY REBELLIOUS? 418 00:25:05,120 --> 00:25:07,360 OH, NO. NOT AT ALL. 419 00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:10,400 FRANCIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN VERY MATURE FOR HER AGE. 420 00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:12,600 VERY, VERY WELL ADJUSTED. 421 00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:13,840 VERY GROWN UP. 422 00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:17,040 STARTING HIGH SCHOOL CAN BE TRAUMATIC. 423 00:25:17,120 --> 00:25:19,360 ESPECIALLY IF SHE SKIPPED A GRADE. 424 00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:23,040 I UNDERSTAND THAT HER YOUNGER BROTHER HAD LEUKEMIA. 425 00:25:23,120 --> 00:25:26,120 AND IT SAYS HERE THAT HE WAS GIVEN 426 00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:28,560 BONE MARROW TRANSPLANTS FROM HIS SIBLING. 427 00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:32,040 WELL, YES. THAT'S TRUE. 428 00:25:32,120 --> 00:25:34,960 AH, BUT DARWIN IS IN REMISSION. 429 00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:37,720 THE DOCTORS SAY THERE'S EVERY HOPE FOR A COMPLETE CURE. 430 00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:38,960 OH. 431 00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:41,280 I'VE BEEN DEVELOPING A THEORY 432 00:25:41,360 --> 00:25:43,080 THAT FRANCIS IS ACTING OUT, 433 00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:47,080 OH, REPRESSED ANGER AT HAVING TO DONATE HER BONE MARROW 434 00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:48,240 TO SAVE HER BROTHER. 435 00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:51,280 WELL, THAT'S INTERESTING. 436 00:25:51,360 --> 00:25:54,240 HOWEVER IT WAS OUR ELDER SON, 437 00:25:54,360 --> 00:25:57,200 BERT, ALBERT, 438 00:25:57,280 --> 00:25:58,640 WHO WAS THE DONOR. 439 00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:00,600 SO...? 440 00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:04,760 WELL, IT WAS JUST A THEORY. 441 00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:06,080 I SEE. 442 00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:21,120 [ Growls ] 443 00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:32,640 OH. 444 00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:42,000 CAN FRANNY COME OUT TO PLAY? 445 00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:44,640 [ School Bell Rings ] 446 00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:49,040 AAAHHHH! 447 00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:50,960 FRANCIS! 448 00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:53,360 HOW DO YOU FEEL, FRANCIS? 449 00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:55,040 OK. 450 00:26:55,120 --> 00:26:56,800 I GUESS. 451 00:26:56,880 --> 00:26:59,520 OH, I AM SURE THAT THERE IS A LOGICAL EXPLANATION 452 00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:01,520 FOR EVERYTHING THAT'S BEEN GOING ON. 453 00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:03,040 I KNOW THAT YOU ARE FAR TOO MATURE 454 00:27:03,120 --> 00:27:06,360 TO BE PLAYING CHILDISH PRANKS ON PEOPLE. 455 00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:09,240 AND YOU STILL THINK IT WAS THIS BOY, LARRY, 456 00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:11,240 WHO PUT THE GELATIN IN THE SWIMMING POOL, 457 00:27:11,360 --> 00:27:15,280 AND THREW THE EGGS ON MR. KEPLER'S CAR? 458 00:27:15,360 --> 00:27:17,560 EGGS? 459 00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:23,560 I'M SURE IT IS ALL SIMPLY A MISUNDERSTANDING, HONEY, 460 00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:28,000 BUT FRANCIS, I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT SOMETHING 461 00:27:28,120 --> 00:27:29,560 MS. READLE SAID. 462 00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:32,200 YOU KNOW, ABOUT REPRESSED ANGER. 463 00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:33,640 OH, MOM, NO! 464 00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:35,200 IS THERE ANYTHING YOUR FATHER AND I COULD POSSIBLY-- 465 00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:37,920 PLEASE, PLEASE LET'S NOT GET FREUDIAN, OK? 466 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:41,200 THIS IS NOT SOME KIND OF ADOLESCENT-- 467 00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:42,280 THING. 468 00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:44,840 WELL, HONEY...? 469 00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:48,240 I DIDN'T DO IT! 470 00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:55,280 SHE RAN INTO HER ROOM LIKE SHE WAS STILL JUST A LITTLE CHILD. 471 00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:58,920 OH, WHAT IF SHE'S NOT EMOTIONALLY MATURE ENOUGH TO START HIGH SCHOOL? 472 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:03,040 OH, COME ON. WE HAVE THOUGHT ALL THE WAY THROUGH THIS. 473 00:28:03,120 --> 00:28:06,200 I KNOW, BUT WHAT IF WE MADE A MISTAKE? 474 00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:08,160 WELL, MAYBE SHE'S UNHAPPY, MICHAEL. 475 00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:09,520 MAYBE SHE'S BLAMING US. 476 00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:12,720 OH! OH! SO YOU THINK OUR DAUGHTER 477 00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:15,320 IS EXPRESSING HER RESENTMENT TOWARDS US 478 00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:19,360 BY WRITING THE LETTER "B" ALL THROUGH THE TOWN. 479 00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:21,880 LET'S BE THE ADULTS HERE, MICHAEL, SHALL WE? 480 00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:26,960 NO. I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY SHE'S NOT DOING EVERYTHING ALONE. 481 00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:29,080 WELL, OBVIOUSLY. 482 00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:30,800 BUT IF SHE IS UNHAPPY, 483 00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:32,600 THAT COULD MAKE HER VULNERABLE, 484 00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:35,640 AND MAYBE SHE GOT INVOLVED IN... 485 00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:40,240 SOME KIND OF--OH, I DON'T KNOW, SOME-- 486 00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:48,160 MIND CONTROL. 487 00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:50,120 YOU KNOW, SHE MENTIONED BEING HYPNOTIZED 488 00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:51,720 IN THE CAR ON THE WAY HOME. 489 00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:54,240 AND THERE ARE INCIDENTS OF MASS HYPNOSIS 490 00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:56,120 THAT HAVE OCCURRED ALL OVER THE WORLD. 491 00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:58,080 WHAT IF 492 00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:01,320 SOMEONE IS CONTROLLING THE MINDS OF CHILDREN 493 00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:03,040 ALL OVER MIDDLEBURG? 494 00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:05,720 TELLING THEM TO EGG CARS, AND SET CLOCKS BACK-- 495 00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:09,280 SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT SOMEONE IS COMING INTO THIS HOUSE 496 00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:11,880 TO CONTROL OUR CHILDREN'S MINDS? 497 00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:14,080 HOW COULD THEY DO THAT? 498 00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:15,800 SO REMEMBER, MY FRIENDS, WHEN YOU ARE READY TO MAKE-- 499 00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:18,240 WE ARE HAVING AN IMPORTANT DISCUSSION HERE, BERT! 500 00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:20,240 ABOUT FRANCIS. 501 00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:22,760 WHAT? YOU GUYS THINK SHE'S THE ONE DOING ALL THAT STUFF? 502 00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:24,480 THAT'S WHAT EVERYBODY AT SCHOOL SAYS. 503 00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:27,120 SHE'S SUPPOSED TO BE, LIKE, THE RINGLEADER OR SOMETHING. 504 00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:34,360 OH, IT'S GOTTA BE MASS HYPNOSIS. 505 00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:37,560 IT'S THE ONLY POSSIBLE EXPLANATION. 506 00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:40,640 [ Sighs ] 507 00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:54,320 AAAAH! 508 00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:56,000 DARWIN! 509 00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:58,880 ARE YOU SURE THERE ISN'T REALLY A BOOGYMAN? 510 00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:00,160 WHAT? 511 00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:02,120 SOME KIDS AT THE PARK SAID THERE IS. 512 00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:04,440 BUT IF YOU PULL THE COVERS OVER YOUR HEAD AT NIGHT, 513 00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:06,120 THE BOOGEYMAN CAN'T GET YOU. 514 00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:09,040 DARWIN, THE BOOGEYMAN IS JUST SOMETHING 515 00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:11,160 THAT SOMEBODY MADE UP TO SCARE CHILDREN. 516 00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:14,280 YOU KNOW, SOMEBODY OLDER AND WISER NEEDS TO TELL THOSE KIDS THE TRUTH. 517 00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:17,240 IT WAS A BIG BOY WHO TOLD THEM ABOUT THE BOOGEYMAN. 518 00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:20,160 WELL, HE SHOULD BE ASHAMED FOR SCARING CHILDREN LIKE THAT. 519 00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:22,880 THEY SAID HIS NAME WAS LARRY. 520 00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:26,320 HEY! HEY, DARWIN! 521 00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:29,040 WHAT DID HE LOOK LIKE? 522 00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:32,320 THE GUY WHO TOLD THEM ABOUT THE BOOGEYMAN. 523 00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:35,120 I DON'T KNOW. THEY SAID HE WAS PLAYING BASKETBALL. 524 00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:37,280 BUT I COULDN'T SEE HIM. 525 00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:50,600 COME ON. GIVE ME THE BALL. 526 00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:52,160 GIVE ME THE BALL! GIVE ME THE BALL! 527 00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:53,160 WOOOWWWW! 528 00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:54,240 WOOOOWWWOWWW! 529 00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:55,240 AND HE SCORES! 530 00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:56,360 HYYYEEEE YA! 531 00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:59,320 WOOWOOOOO! 532 00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:01,360 YOU MISSED THE SHOT. 533 00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:03,920 WHAT ARE YOU? THE REFEREE? 534 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:05,960 GAMES OVER, LARRY HOUDINI. 535 00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:07,160 ARE YOU MAD ABOUT SOMETHIN'? 536 00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:08,960 YEAH! ACTUALLY I'M FURIOUS! 537 00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:12,240 YOU HAD ME THINKIN' I WAS SEEING THINGS, OR SOMETHING. 538 00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:14,560 FOR TELLING ME YOU'RE SOME KIND OF IMAGINARY PERSON. 539 00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:15,920 FRAN! GET IT RIGHT. 540 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,000 WELL, ALL YOU REALLY DID WAS JUST HYPNOTIZE 541 00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:19,240 THE PRINCIPAL AND MS. READLE 542 00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:20,680 TO MAKE THEM THINK THAT THEY COULDN'T SEE YOU. 543 00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:21,680 WHAT? 544 00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:22,920 YEAH. 545 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:24,840 GIRL! I DON'T KNOW HOW TO HYPNOTIZE PEOPLE. 546 00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:28,560 I CAN DO A MAGIC TRICK. 547 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:33,840 HERE YOU GO, FRAN. 548 00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:35,360 YOU KNOW, IF YOU'RE NOT FOR REAL THEN WHY-- 549 00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:37,160 WHY COULD THE KIDS IN THE PARK SEE YOU? 550 00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:39,360 THOSE WERE LITTLE KIDS, FRAN. 551 00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:41,080 THEY CAN SEE ANYTHING THEY WANT. 552 00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:46,080 JUST LIKE I SEE THESE MONKEY BARS. 553 00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:48,120 [ Makes Monkey Noises ] 554 00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:53,000 YOU KNOW, I WANT YOU TO TELL MY PARENTS, 555 00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:55,000 AND THE PRINCIPAL, 556 00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:56,040 AND MS. READLE... 557 00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:58,240 ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME? 558 00:31:58,320 --> 00:31:59,240 LARRY? 559 00:31:59,320 --> 00:32:02,080 THEY CAN'T SEE ME, FRAN. OK? 560 00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:04,560 [ Continues Making Monkey Noises } 561 00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:10,600 ARE YOU THE ONE WHO'S BEEN CAUSING' ALL THE WEIRD STUFF 562 00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:12,000 THAT'S HAPPENING AROUND HERE? 563 00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:15,600 YEAH, LIKE THE GRAFFITI, AND THE VANDALISM, 564 00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:17,040 AND THE DOGS? 565 00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:19,200 WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME? 566 00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:20,480 I TOLD YOU. 567 00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:22,560 THE GUY IN MY HEAD. HE SENT ME HERE. 568 00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:23,960 YOU DON'T LISTEN. 569 00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:27,680 I GET IT. I GET IT. YOU'RE TRYING TO GET ME INTO TROUBLE. 570 00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:29,000 YOU'RE TRYING TO BLAME EVERYTHING ON ME. 571 00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:30,000 SHHHHH. 572 00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:31,040 WHAT? SHHHHHH. 573 00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:32,040 WHAT? 574 00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:33,520 CAN YOU HEAR 'EM? 575 00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:35,160 NO! I DON'T HEAR VOICES! 576 00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:37,240 [ Baby Cries ] 577 00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:39,640 I JUST SEE THINGS. 578 00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:44,560 HAVE YOU SEEN THIS ONE YET? 579 00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:47,600 CHECK IT OUT, FRAN. PRETTY COOL, HUH? 580 00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:49,280 WEEEEEE! 581 00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:54,760 AHH. 582 00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:56,760 DO YOU HAVE A LIBRARY CARD? 583 00:32:57,960 --> 00:32:58,920 WHAT? 584 00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:03,240 "The pirates have captured them, they said. 585 00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:05,440 "The pirates have captured them! 586 00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:08,440 "Peter excitedly snatched up his sword, ready and eager for-- 587 00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:09,560 HEY! WHAT'S UP, GUYS? 588 00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:11,920 HEY, YOU AND YOU AND YOU! 589 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,360 TAKING CARE OF THAT LIZARD? 590 00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:15,760 HOW'S THAT LIZARD? 591 00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:18,720 "But suddenly, he remembered Wendy's caution: 592 00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:21,800 "Not to forget his medicine. 593 00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:24,400 "Tinkerbell saw Peter as he lifted the cup. 594 00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:26,600 WHERE'S THE BOOK? WHERE'S THE BOOK? 595 00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:28,600 OHH, WHICH BOOK? WHICH BOOK? 596 00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:31,440 YOU KNOW, THERE IS SUCH A THING AS A CARD CATALOG? 597 00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:32,960 SSSHHHPP! 598 00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:38,920 "Tinkerbell flew between Peter and the medicine, 599 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:40,280 and as he lifted it--" 600 00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:42,400 YOU LOOK UP THE TITLE OF THE BOOK YOU WANT? 601 00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:44,320 I DON'T KNOW WHAT BOOK I WANT. 602 00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:46,880 GUY IN MY HEAD JUST SAID I NEEDED A BOOK. 603 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:48,280 HE DIDN'T SAY WHICH ONE. 604 00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:49,640 SSSHHHPP! THE LIBRARIAN. 605 00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:52,640 WHY IS IT SO BRIGHT IN HERE? 606 00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:55,080 SOME PEOPLE, THEY LIKE TO READ IN HERE. 607 00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:57,240 GO FIGURE. 608 00:33:57,320 --> 00:33:59,040 WHAT'S WITH YOUR EYES? 609 00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:01,080 OK. IT'S NOT THAT BRIGHT IN HERE. 610 00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:03,440 EUREKA!!! 611 00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:05,600 "Do you believe in fairies? Do you? 612 00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:08,200 THE LIBRARIAN IS GOING TO THROW US OUT IF YOU DON'T BE QUIET! 613 00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:10,240 "There came an echo of sound-- 614 00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:12,600 LE LIVRE DE BOOGEY! 615 00:34:14,240 --> 00:34:16,000 THE BOOGEY BOOK? 616 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:22,920 BY WHO? 617 00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:25,640 BY GUY N. HEAD. 618 00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:29,600 NO! IF THIS IS SUPPOSED TO CONVINCE ME THAT YOU'RE FOR REAL-- 619 00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:30,880 YOU MEAN NOT FOR REAL. 620 00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:32,800 READ THE DEDICATION. 621 00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:39,080 THIS BOOK IS DEDICATED TO-- 622 00:34:42,240 --> 00:34:43,360 LARRY. 623 00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:45,320 HA HA. TO LARRY. OK. 624 00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:47,680 SO LET'S SEE WHAT THE HEAD HONCHO HAS TO SAY. 625 00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:49,000 HEAD. HONCHO. 626 00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:50,400 NO! NO! THIS DOESN'T PROVE ANYTHING. 627 00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:51,920 SSSHHHHPP! 628 00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:56,320 THERE ARE PLACES WHERE YOU CAN HAVE A PHONEY BOOK PRINTED. 629 00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:58,240 "Do you believe? 630 00:34:58,320 --> 00:34:59,240 YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! 631 00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:01,680 "If you believe, then clap your hands. 632 00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:04,840 "Save poor Tinkerbell. Clap your hands as hard as you can! 633 00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:06,360 SSSSHHHHHPPP! 634 00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:07,640 UH-OH. 635 00:35:07,720 --> 00:35:09,600 QUIET! 636 00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:13,080 "...the sound of millions of little hands clapping. 637 00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:17,520 HOLD MY BOOK. 638 00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:20,240 "Of course, they believed in fairies. 639 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:25,080 HEY! HOW YOU DOING? 640 00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:26,200 [ Kids Laughing ] 641 00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:28,640 ARE YOU ALL DAA DAA DAA? 642 00:35:28,720 --> 00:35:31,040 [ Kids Talking ] 643 00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:32,320 BOOM! 644 00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:33,360 HE'S MAGIC. 645 00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:42,760 [ Kids Laughing ] 646 00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:46,280 ♪♪♪ IF YOU'RE LARRY AND YOU KNOW IT, CLAP YOUR HANDS ♪♪♪ 647 00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:50,120 ♪♪♪ IMAGINARY AND YOU KNOW IT, CLAP YOUR HANDS ♪♪♪ 648 00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:53,640 ♪♪♪ IF THE BOOGEYMAN IS SCAREY ♪♪♪ 649 00:35:53,720 --> 00:35:56,120 ♪♪♪ THEN JUST ASK HELP FROM LARRY ♪♪♪ 650 00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:59,520 ♪♪♪ IF YOU NEED ME AND YOU KNOW IT, CLAP YOUR HANDS ♪♪♪♪♪♪♪ 651 00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:01,280 WHAT THE-- 652 00:36:06,240 --> 00:36:07,160 YAH! 653 00:36:07,240 --> 00:36:08,680 ALL RIGHT! 654 00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:10,240 SSHHHHHPP! SSSSSHHHHHP! 655 00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:16,600 SSSHHHHHPP! SSSSHHHHHHHHPP! 656 00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:17,720 SSSHHHHHP! 657 00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:18,800 SSSHHHP! SSHHHHP! 658 00:36:20,240 --> 00:36:21,880 SSSHHHHP! SSSHHHHHPP! 659 00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:25,880 SSSHHHP! SSSHHHHP! SSSHHHPP! SSSHHHHPP! 660 00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:27,040 HOOOOO! HOOOOOOOOOO! 661 00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:29,640 [ Locomative Train Sounds ] 662 00:36:29,720 --> 00:36:32,160 [ Children Laughing ] 663 00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:40,000 WHO TURNED OFF STORY TIME? 664 00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:43,240 HE DID. 665 00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:44,480 HE DID. 666 00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:48,120 DO NOT TOUCH THE AUDIO VISUAL EQUIPMENT. 667 00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:57,080 HERE'S LARRY. 668 00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:05,120 SO, WHO WANTS TO HEAR THE STORY... 669 00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:10,320 ...ABOUT THE BOOGEYMAN? 670 00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:13,480 OH, I'M GETTING SCARED JUST THINKING ABOUT IT. 671 00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:15,720 OH, HI, FRANCIS. HOW YOU DOIN'? 672 00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:16,720 ANYWAY, 673 00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:19,280 THE BOOGEYMAN IS A VERY BAD MAN. 674 00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:22,160 SO, IF HE EVER TRIES TO COME INTO YOUR HOME, 675 00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:23,840 AT NIGHT, INTO YOUR ROOM, 676 00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:25,840 MAKE SURE YOU PULL THE COVERS OVER YOUR HEAD. 677 00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:28,120 THAT WAY HE CAN'T GET YOU. 678 00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:33,440 I THINK I'D LIKE TO CHECK THIS OUT. 679 00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:38,000 OH! THIS IS IT! THIS IS IT! 680 00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:43,320 CHAPTER TWO. FIFTY WAYS TO BUST YOUR BOOGEY. 681 00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:45,240 YOU KNOW, YOU COULD BE AN ASTRONAUT 682 00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:49,000 FROM A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY. 683 00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:50,880 AND YOU'VE GOT THIS NEURAL THING IN YOUR HEAD 684 00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:53,160 THAT KEEPS PEOPLE FROM SEEING YOU. 685 00:37:53,240 --> 00:37:56,320 OK. ALTHOUGH IT DOESN'T WORK ON REALLY SMALL CHILDREN. 686 00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:59,560 YOU KNOW, WHAT IF THAT VOICE IN YOUR HEAD, 687 00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:01,240 WHAT IF IT'S SOME KIND OF TRANSMISSION 688 00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:02,440 FROM A MOTHER SHIP? 689 00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:05,520 MAN, IF WE HAD A THERMO-NUCLEAR DEVICE 690 00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:07,240 THAT BOOGEYMAN WOULD BE TOAST! 691 00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:09,160 NO! WHAT IF THE BOOGEYMAN 692 00:38:09,240 --> 00:38:12,000 WAS REALLY A CREATURE FROM A DISTANT PLANET? 693 00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:13,360 HE COMES FROM UNDER YOUR BED. 694 00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:14,360 WHAT? 695 00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:16,160 IT SAYS IT RIGHT HERE. 696 00:38:16,240 --> 00:38:17,800 THE BOOGEYMAN LIVES UNDER YOUR BED. 697 00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:19,160 IT DOESN'T SAY WHICH BED, 698 00:38:19,240 --> 00:38:21,120 BUT I FIGURE IF HE'S TRYING TO RUIN YOUR LIFE, 699 00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:23,200 IT MUST BE UNDER YOUR BED. 700 00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:25,880 WELL, THERE'S NOTHING LIVING UNDER MY BED. 701 00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:27,200 OH, YEAH, FRANCIS? 702 00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:28,160 YEAH. 703 00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:30,240 HAVE YOU LOOKED LATELY? 704 00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:35,080 WELL, LET'S JUST GO LOOK RIGHT NOW. 705 00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:36,080 ALL RIGHTY, THEN. 706 00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:37,120 OK. 707 00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:40,280 WELL, ARE YOU COMING OR-- 708 00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:45,920 WHAT? 709 00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:54,040 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, FRANCIS? 710 00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:55,560 DON'T, MICHAEL. 711 00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:57,160 I JUST WENT TO THE LIBRARY. 712 00:38:57,240 --> 00:39:00,680 YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO GO OUT WITHOUT TELLING US FIRST. 713 00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:03,040 OK. I'M SORRY. I GUESS I FORGOT. 714 00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:04,560 IT'S ALL RIGHT, FRANCIS. 715 00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:07,040 WE'RE NOT ANGRY. WE'RE JUST VERY WORRIED ABOUT YOU. 716 00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:09,080 CAN I GO TO MY ROOM NOW? 717 00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:10,880 ACTUALLY, WE NEED TO TALK, FRANCIS. 718 00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:11,920 YES, YOU MAY GO. 719 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,880 BUT JUST KEEP US INFORMED NEXT TIME, OK? 720 00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:17,240 OK. 721 00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:19,120 DON'T YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON WITH HER? 722 00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:20,600 WELL, OF COURSE I DO! 723 00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:22,280 BUT WE CAN'T PRESSURE HER, MICHAEL. 724 00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:23,360 SHE NEEDS HER SPACE. 725 00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:25,240 SHE NEEDS PROFESSIONAL HELP! 726 00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:26,800 SSHHHH! 727 00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:30,200 I AM GOING TO E-MAIL THAT GUIDANCE COUNSELOR, 728 00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:31,360 MS. READLE. 729 00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:34,120 I'M GOING TO INVITE HER OVER TO DINNER TOMORROW. 730 00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:35,960 SHE HAS EXPERIENCE DEALING WITH 731 00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:37,520 PROBLEMS LIKE THIS. 732 00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:40,720 BESIDES, I HAVE THAT ROAST I NEED TO COOK. 733 00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:02,240 [ Heart Beating ] 734 00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:26,040 HEY! 735 00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:28,160 [ Gasps ] 736 00:40:28,240 --> 00:40:29,160 LARRY! 737 00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:30,760 HE'S NOT UNDER THERE... 738 00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:31,800 ...NOW. 739 00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:36,720 OK. IT SAYS HERE THERE'S THIS THING CALLED TEMPORALFUGE 740 00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:38,560 THAT CAN MAKE A BOOGEYMAN HARMLESS. 741 00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:40,680 YOU'VE GOT YOUR FEET ON MY BED! 742 00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:43,080 AW, MAN! I THINK I CAN MAKE ONE OF THESE TEMPORALFUGE THINGS. 743 00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:44,520 WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR CLOTHES? 744 00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:46,400 WELL, I SWEAR, IT'S GOT THE INSTRUCTIONS AND EVERYTHING! 745 00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:47,400 LOOK AT THIS! 746 00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:50,440 HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MARBLES? 747 00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:51,800 DARWIN? 748 00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:55,600 FOUND 'EM ON THE FLOOR. THEY'RE NOT BERT'S. 749 00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:57,280 HEY, MAN! DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE ME? 750 00:40:57,360 --> 00:40:58,280 HOW DO YOU KNOW DARWIN? 751 00:40:58,360 --> 00:40:59,400 HE SAID THEY WEREN'T HIS. 752 00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:00,480 IT'S ME! 753 00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:01,960 LARRY? 754 00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:03,440 ARE THEY YOURS? 755 00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:05,680 DO YOU SEE ANYBODY ELSE IN HERE? 756 00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:08,040 YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SNOTTY ABOUT IT. 757 00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:10,680 I DON'T WANT YOUR OL' MARBLES, ANYWAY. 758 00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:13,760 OH, WAIT. DON'T LEAVE, DARWIN. DARWIN? 759 00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:17,840 DARWIN? WHY WON'T YOU BE MY FRIEND ANYMORE? 760 00:41:19,240 --> 00:41:20,920 YOU WERE DARWIN'S IMAGINARY FRIEND? 761 00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:22,360 I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS YOUR BROTHER. 762 00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:24,080 DARWIN, PULL THE COVERS OVER YOUR HEAD, 763 00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:26,240 SO YOU'LL BE SAFE. OK? 764 00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:30,000 HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW I EXIST! 765 00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:34,000 WELL, HE DOESN'T BELIEVE IN THINGS LIKE IMAGINARY FRIENDS. 766 00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:37,040 I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M HAVING THIS CONVERSATION. 767 00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:39,760 YOU'RE NOT REALLY AN IMAGINARY FRIEND. 768 00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:42,480 I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY HE DOESN'T BELIEVE IN ME ANYMORE. 769 00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:44,560 OH, WELL, LOOK. I TOLD HIM A LONG TIME AGO 770 00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:47,360 THAT IT WAS CHILDISH TO BELIEVE IN THINGS LIKE THAT. 771 00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:53,080 YOU DID IT. 772 00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:56,320 YOU'RE THE REASON WHY HE CAN'T SEE ME! 773 00:41:56,400 --> 00:41:58,280 YOU TOLD DARWIN TO STOP BELIEVING IN ME. 774 00:41:58,360 --> 00:42:00,480 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR EYES? 775 00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:05,920 I MUST BE ALLERGIC TO SOMETHING. I DON'T KNOW. 776 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,000 ALLERGIES DON'T MAKE YOUR EYES LOOK LIKE THAT. 777 00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:10,560 YOU KNOW WHAT, FRAN, YOU JUST KNOW EVERYTHING. DON'T YOU? 778 00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:13,160 THAT'S WHY--THAT'S WHY YOU TOLD DARWIN TO STOP BELIEVING IN ME. 779 00:42:13,240 --> 00:42:15,120 TO SHOW HIM YOU KNEW MORE THAN HE DID. 780 00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:18,960 NO! HE NEEDS TO BELIEVE IN HIS DOCTORS. OK? 781 00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:20,680 SOMETHING REAL. 782 00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:26,280 THAT'S HOW YOU STOP BEING AFRAID. 783 00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:28,160 YOU GROW UP AND... 784 00:42:28,240 --> 00:42:30,680 FACE REALITY. 785 00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:32,320 AND I HAD TO HELP HIM DO THAT. 786 00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:33,640 YOU WANTED TO HELP HIM? 787 00:42:33,720 --> 00:42:36,000 THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU GIVE HIM SOME OF YOUR BONE MARROW? HUH? 788 00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:38,160 I WANTED TO HELP HIM BUT THE DOCTORS SAID 789 00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:40,000 BERT WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO COULD DO IT. 790 00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:41,640 I BET THAT WAS A RELIEF. 791 00:42:41,720 --> 00:42:42,800 NO! I WANTED TO DO IT! 792 00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:44,240 SAFE! 793 00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:45,560 LARRY? 794 00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:48,160 NO! DON'T PRETEND WITH ME, FRAN! 795 00:42:48,240 --> 00:42:50,120 I KNOW ALL ABOUT PRETENDING. 796 00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:57,320 LARRY? 797 00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:13,520 [ Owls Hooting ] 798 00:43:19,240 --> 00:43:21,200 [ Spurs Jingling ] 799 00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:04,080 HEH, HEH, HEH, HEH, HEEHHHH. 800 00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:16,880 [ Heavy Footsteps On Roof ] 801 00:44:32,080 --> 00:44:33,280 FRAN? 802 00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:37,640 THE BOOGEYMAN IS ON THE ROOF. 803 00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:40,880 A FIREMAN NOW? 804 00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:43,240 YOU REMIND ME OF DARWIN'S ACTION FIGURES. 805 00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:46,240 WELL, I DON'T SEE ANYBODY. 806 00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:48,280 JUST ALL THESE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS. 807 00:44:48,360 --> 00:44:50,840 THERE IS NO BOOGEYMAN ON THE ROOF. OK? 808 00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:52,760 I THINK YOU'RE MAKING THE WHOLE THING UP. 809 00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:57,520 HOLD THIS FOR ME. I'M GOING UP. 810 00:44:57,600 --> 00:44:58,600 WAIT. WAIT. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? 811 00:44:58,680 --> 00:44:59,760 I DON'T KNOW. 812 00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:02,320 OK? I DON'T KNOW. 813 00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:04,120 I GUESS I'LL USE MY IMAGINATION. 814 00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:05,240 TRY USING A LADDER. OK? 815 00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:06,240 THERE'S ONE IN THE GARAGE. 816 00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:07,280 LARRY? 817 00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:10,960 LARRY? 818 00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:16,840 LARRY? 819 00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:18,080 LARRY?! 820 00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:20,320 SSSHHHHH! 821 00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:28,160 LARRY? 822 00:45:28,240 --> 00:45:29,320 LARRY? 823 00:45:59,960 --> 00:46:02,880 RAH! 824 00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:04,400 HA HA HA HA HA HAAAA! 825 00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:09,840 GOT YOU! 826 00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:13,240 AAAAHHHH! 827 00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:14,240 HA HA HA HA! 828 00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:16,040 AAAHHHHH! 829 00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:17,400 WHOOOOOA! 830 00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:22,520 IT'S NICE OF YOU TO HANG AROUND, 831 00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:25,680 BUT YOU'D BE SAFER ON THE GROUND. 832 00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:28,720 WHOOO WHOOO WHOOO HA HA HAAA! 833 00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:31,080 OH, EYES ARE KINDA SCAREY. 834 00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:33,280 DON'T YA THINK SO, LARRY? 835 00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:34,360 DO YOU SEE HIM, FRAN?! 836 00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:36,400 FRANNY. 837 00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:42,080 IT WON'T BE LONG UNTIL SHE CAN SEE 838 00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:44,600 A BOOGEY JUST LIKE ME. 839 00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:45,960 LARRY? 840 00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:48,160 DO YOU SEE HIM, FRAN?! 841 00:46:48,240 --> 00:46:49,840 DO YOU SEE HIM?! 842 00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:55,160 AND YOU'LL SEE THAT YOU BOOGEY TOO. 843 00:46:55,240 --> 00:46:57,760 INSIDE OF THE MIRROR, 844 00:46:57,840 --> 00:46:59,920 IT'S YOU. 845 00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:08,080 FRAN! 846 00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:10,240 WHOA! 847 00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:11,840 WHOOAAA! 848 00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:16,200 AAAHHHH! 849 00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:17,600 AAAHHHHH! 850 00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:19,120 WHAT WAS THAT? 851 00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:22,200 OHHH! 852 00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:25,200 LOOK AROUND AND YOU WILL SEE 853 00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:28,800 THAT BLACKOUT STARTS WITH "B". 854 00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:36,760 WHAT'S THIS? 855 00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:38,320 WHAT'S WITH THE LIGHTS? 856 00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:41,720 FRANCIS? 857 00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:44,800 WHAT? 858 00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:46,520 PLEASE. 859 00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:48,720 AHH, AHHH... 860 00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:49,680 WHAT? 861 00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:53,240 AHHH...AAHHH... 862 00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:03,760 HEY, MIKE! WHAT'S UP WITH THIS? 863 00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:05,040 THERE HE IS! 864 00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:07,920 MR. McCAUSLAND? MR. McCAUSLAND?! 865 00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:09,320 WWHOOAAAA! 866 00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:11,480 WHY WAS YOUR HOUSE THE ONLY ONE WITH POWER IN THE CITY? 867 00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:14,160 CAN YOU MAKE A STATEMENT, SIR? 868 00:48:14,240 --> 00:48:16,680 [ Helicopter Overhead ] 869 00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:18,800 IS THIS A POLITICAL STATEMENT? 870 00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:21,960 [ Door Bell Ringing ] 871 00:48:22,040 --> 00:48:23,840 WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THIS. 872 00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:25,880 COULD WE NOT DISCUSS CURRENT EVENTS 873 00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:27,200 THIS MORNING, MICHAEL? 874 00:48:27,280 --> 00:48:29,680 I AM TALKING ABOUT THIS! 875 00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:32,720 THIS IS OUR HOUSE ON THE FRONT PAGE OF THE PAPER! 876 00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:35,200 WE'VE GOT TV REPORTERS OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW! 877 00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:36,320 AH, COOL! 878 00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:37,840 [ Phone Rings ] 879 00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:39,040 HELLO? 880 00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:40,120 FRANCIS? 881 00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:43,360 YOU KNOW WE ARE NOT TRYING TO PRESSURE YOU, 882 00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:45,040 BUT EVEN YOU MUST ADMIT 883 00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:48,040 THAT YOU HAVE NOT ADEQUATELY EXPLAINED WHAT YOU WHERE DOING 884 00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:49,720 WITH THAT LADDER LAST NIGHT. 885 00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:51,200 FRANCIS? 886 00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:55,120 THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE PUBLIC RIGHT TO KNOW! 887 00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:56,440 FRANCIS? ARE WE COMMUNICATING? 888 00:48:56,520 --> 00:48:58,280 NOPE! 889 00:48:58,360 --> 00:48:59,520 WHAT, MOM? 890 00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:02,040 A CHICK FROM CHANNEL 15 NEWS IS OUT THERE. 891 00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:03,160 OH, SHE'S A HOTTY. 892 00:49:03,240 --> 00:49:05,240 IF YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT OUR FAMILY, 893 00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:07,120 VISIT OUR WEB SITE. 894 00:49:09,320 --> 00:49:11,400 [ Phone And Door Bell Ringing ] 895 00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:12,640 [ Helicopter Overhead ] 896 00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:14,520 MAYBE WE OUGHT TO GET AWAY FROM THE HOUSE. 897 00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:17,160 WHY DON'T WE TAKE A FAMILY DRIVE? 898 00:49:17,240 --> 00:49:19,520 AW, GEE, I WOULD LOVE THAT... 899 00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:22,000 BUT I'VE GOT THIS ELECTIVE DENTAL SURGERY. 900 00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:25,040 LISTEN, BERT-- 901 00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:26,840 AND I DON'T FEEL GOOD. CAN I STAY HOME TOO? 902 00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:29,760 AFTER WHAT YOU WERE UP TO LAST NIGHT, YOUNG LADY-- 903 00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:33,000 Just...Michael. 904 00:49:33,080 --> 00:49:34,800 [ Door Bell, Phone, Helicopter and Sirens ] 905 00:49:46,560 --> 00:49:49,600 [ Banging In Garage ] 906 00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:53,280 [ Alarm Clock Ringing ] 907 00:49:53,360 --> 00:49:54,520 WHOOO! 908 00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:56,240 [ Clock Ringing ] 909 00:49:56,320 --> 00:49:57,240 TIME FLIES. 910 00:49:57,320 --> 00:49:59,160 HA! NICE CATCH. 911 00:49:59,240 --> 00:50:00,680 YOU'RE ALL RIGHT? 912 00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:02,600 JUST ALL RIGHT? 913 00:50:02,680 --> 00:50:04,520 AND I THOUGHT I WAS GREAT! HA! 914 00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:06,560 WHEN YOU FELL OFF THE ROOF LAST NIGHT, 915 00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:08,240 I THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE... 916 00:50:08,320 --> 00:50:09,760 GET REAL, FRANCIS. 917 00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:11,360 IF I CAN QUOTE YOUR FRIEND, JOANNE. 918 00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:14,360 WELL, FORMER FRIEND. THANKS TO THE BOOGEYMAN. 919 00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:18,720 ARE YOU SURE YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO MAKE HIM MAD? 920 00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:21,320 HELLO? I THINK I'D REMEMBER 921 00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:24,680 IF I'D EVER DONE ANYTHING TO THE BOOGEYMAN. 922 00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:27,240 OK, FRANCIS. OK. 923 00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:34,040 ARE YOU SAYING BECAUSE YOU'RE IMAGINARY 924 00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:35,800 THAT YOU CAN'T EVER DIE? 925 00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:37,880 I NEVER ASKED! 926 00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:40,560 WELL, SO, WHAT, YOU NEVER GET OLD? 927 00:50:40,640 --> 00:50:44,120 YOU JUST STAY YOUNG FOREVER, LIKE...PETER PAN? 928 00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:47,160 OUR FRIENDS GROW UP, THEN... 929 00:50:47,240 --> 00:50:48,160 THEY DON'T NEED US ANYMORE. 930 00:50:48,240 --> 00:50:49,520 SO WE GO FIND NEW FRIENDS. 931 00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:51,040 MAKIN' NEW FRIENDS KEEPS YOU YOUNG. 932 00:50:51,120 --> 00:50:52,040 JUST LIKE AEROBICS. 933 00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:54,240 TAE BO. TAI CHI. ALL THAT GOOD STUFF! 934 00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:56,120 WELL, THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU GET A NEW FRIEND 935 00:50:56,240 --> 00:50:58,320 WHEN DARWIN STOPPED BELIEVING IN YOU? 936 00:51:00,240 --> 00:51:01,840 BECAUSE DARWIN 937 00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:03,120 STILL NEEDED ME. 938 00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:07,280 WELL... 939 00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:11,200 WHAT IS THIS THING ANYWAY? 940 00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:12,600 TEMPORALFUGE. 941 00:51:14,120 --> 00:51:15,280 OHHH. 942 00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:17,680 HOW DOES IT WORK? 943 00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:19,240 ASSUMING IT WORKS. 944 00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:22,240 OH, IT'S SO SIMPLE, A CHILD COULD UNDERSTAND IT. 945 00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:24,240 IN FACT, A GROWN-UP COULDN'T UNDERSTAND IT AT ALL. 946 00:51:24,320 --> 00:51:25,880 ALL RIGHT. IF YOU SPIN THE CLOCK 947 00:51:25,960 --> 00:51:27,720 CLOCKWISE AT THE RIGHT RPM, 948 00:51:27,800 --> 00:51:30,560 IT CREATES, WHAT YOU CALL A TEMPORAL FUGITATION IMPULSE. 949 00:51:30,640 --> 00:51:31,960 YOU TAKE THE FUGITATION IMPULSE AND 950 00:51:32,040 --> 00:51:33,640 YOU AMPLIFY IT WITH MAGNETIC FIELDS, 951 00:51:33,720 --> 00:51:36,760 AND THEN THE SPEAKER SENDS IT THROUGH THE VACUUM CHAMBER. 952 00:51:36,840 --> 00:51:38,480 WELL, THAT'S DAD'S VACUUM CLEANER! 953 00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:42,800 YOUR DAD DOES THE VACUUMING? 954 00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:44,760 YEAH, HE LIKES TO DO THE HOUSE WORK. 955 00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:47,080 THIS IS STARTING TO GET UNBELIEVABLE. 956 00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:49,280 ANYWAYS, AFTER RESONATING THE VACUUM CHAMBER, 957 00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:51,280 THE IMPULSES GO THROUGH THESE JUMPER CABLES 958 00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:54,600 AND RIGHT INTO THE BOOGEYMAN. 959 00:51:54,680 --> 00:51:56,000 AND? 960 00:51:56,080 --> 00:51:59,240 A BOOGEYMAN HAS GOT A VERY TIGHTLY WOUND BIOLOGICAL CLOCK. 961 00:51:59,320 --> 00:52:01,600 THAT'S WHY THEY ONLY BOTHER YOU WHEN YOU'RE A LITTLE KID. 962 00:52:01,720 --> 00:52:03,120 BY THE TIME YOU GROW UP, 963 00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:05,000 THE BOOGEYMAN IS TIRED AND RETIRED. 964 00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:07,360 NO, NO. THEN WHY IS HE BOTHERING ME NOW? 965 00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:14,520 THAT'S A VERY GOOD QUESTION, FRAN. 966 00:52:16,880 --> 00:52:19,280 ANYWHO, THE TEMPORALFUGE SPEEDS IT UP. 967 00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:21,880 THIRTY SECONDS ON THIS BABY, HE'S GOT A WHITE, LONG BEARD, 968 00:52:21,960 --> 00:52:23,720 WALKING WITH A CANE, EATING SOME PRUNES. 969 00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:26,600 HE'S HARMLESS. TOO OLD TO BOOGEY. 970 00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:28,520 YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE ALL THIS? 971 00:52:28,600 --> 00:52:30,000 IT'S IN THE BOOK. 972 00:52:30,080 --> 00:52:31,440 WHAT DO YOU WANT, A DEMONSTRATION? 973 00:52:31,520 --> 00:52:34,280 YEAH. 974 00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:36,000 [ Thunderclap ] 975 00:52:36,080 --> 00:52:37,280 STAY BACK. 976 00:52:37,360 --> 00:52:40,080 IT'S STILL EXPERIMENTAL. 977 00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:42,440 I WOULD'VE SAID RIDICULOUS. 978 00:52:47,320 --> 00:52:50,600 I'M GOING TO PULL THE SWITCH. 979 00:52:50,680 --> 00:52:54,640 [ Thunderclap ] 980 00:52:57,840 --> 00:52:59,400 [ Cuckooing ] 981 00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:02,800 THEY SAID I WAS CRAZY AT THE UNIVERSITY. 982 00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:06,680 IT'S ALIVE! 983 00:53:06,760 --> 00:53:09,120 BUT NOW I'VE SHOWED THEM. 984 00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:12,280 NOW THEY'LL SEE WHO HAS THE LAST LAUGH. 985 00:53:12,360 --> 00:53:14,600 HA HA! 986 00:53:14,680 --> 00:53:17,160 HA HA HA! 987 00:53:18,360 --> 00:53:19,440 OOOH! 988 00:53:19,520 --> 00:53:23,520 [ Laughing ] 989 00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:25,200 IT'S NOT FUNNY! 990 00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:29,320 SORRY. 991 00:53:29,400 --> 00:53:32,160 YOU KNOW, THIS STUFF SMELLS DISGUSTING. 992 00:53:32,240 --> 00:53:34,760 IT'S SOUR. 993 00:53:34,840 --> 00:53:37,520 IT'S BEEN FUGITATED. IT'S LIKE TWO MONTHS OLD NOW. 994 00:53:37,600 --> 00:53:39,880 I DON'T KNOW WHY I WENT KABLOOEY LIKE THAT. 995 00:53:39,960 --> 00:53:42,000 THE TEMPORALFUGE MUST BE LACTOSE INTOLERANT OR SOMETHING. 996 00:53:42,080 --> 00:53:44,000 OOUCH! YOU SCRATCHED ME! 997 00:53:44,080 --> 00:53:45,800 GIVE ME THAT! 998 00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:51,160 I USED TO BITE THEM. 999 00:53:52,680 --> 00:53:55,760 UH-HMM, SO THAT'S WHY THEY GROW REALLY FAST NOW. 1000 00:53:55,840 --> 00:53:59,040 MAN, THERE IS SOMETHING STRANGE GOING ON WITH YOU. 1001 00:53:59,120 --> 00:54:00,680 LIKE, HOW WOULD YOU KNOW? 1002 00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:03,120 HAVE YOU KNOWN ANY OTHER IMAGINARY PEOPLE? 1003 00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:05,160 I COULD BE PERFECTLY NORMAL. 1004 00:54:05,240 --> 00:54:06,200 HA! YEAH, RIGHT. 1005 00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:07,360 AND PIGS COULD FLY. 1006 00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:10,080 LOOK, I'M GONNA GO TAKE A COLD SHOWER. 1007 00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:13,240 MAYBE THAT'LL WAKE ME UP FROM THIS NIGHTMARE. 1008 00:54:40,480 --> 00:54:42,720 OOH, IS THAT A ZIT? 1009 00:54:42,840 --> 00:54:45,200 GIRL, YOU NEED TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR SKIN. 1010 00:54:48,760 --> 00:54:51,160 GREAT. I'M STILL DREAMING. 1011 00:54:51,240 --> 00:54:52,400 OVER HERE. 1012 00:54:55,920 --> 00:54:57,840 WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE? 1013 00:54:57,920 --> 00:54:59,800 JUST PAUSING TO REFLECT. 1014 00:55:01,920 --> 00:55:04,240 GET OUT! OK? GET OUT! 1015 00:55:04,320 --> 00:55:05,920 IT'S CREEPY. 1016 00:55:14,960 --> 00:55:16,200 OH. 1017 00:55:16,280 --> 00:55:17,440 THERE. 1018 00:55:18,520 --> 00:55:20,240 HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN IN THERE? 1019 00:55:20,320 --> 00:55:21,640 I WAS JUST THINKING, 1020 00:55:21,720 --> 00:55:24,200 NOW THAT THE BOOGEYMAN KNOWS WE'RE AFTER HIM, 1021 00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:26,040 HE MAY NOT COME OUT FROM UNDER THE BED 1022 00:55:26,120 --> 00:55:27,200 FOR WHO KNOWS HOW LONG. 1023 00:55:27,280 --> 00:55:29,160 YOU KNOW. LAY LOW. 1024 00:55:29,240 --> 00:55:31,720 WHY CAN'T WE JUST WAIT FOR HIM TO COME OUT? 1025 00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:32,880 WHAT'S THE HURRY? 1026 00:55:32,960 --> 00:55:34,360 OH, NO. NO. THERE'S NO HURRY 1027 00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:36,240 I JUST THOUGHT IT'D BE NICE TO GET IT OVER WITH. 1028 00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:38,400 YOU KNOW, BEFORE SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS. 1029 00:55:38,520 --> 00:55:40,000 BAD? 1030 00:55:40,080 --> 00:55:42,520 I MEAN IF IT DOES. 1031 00:55:42,600 --> 00:55:44,360 SO HOW DO WE GET THIS OVER WITH? 1032 00:55:46,600 --> 00:55:48,720 IT'S ALL IN THE BOOK. 1033 00:55:48,800 --> 00:55:50,880 THIS IS WHAT'S TO BE CALLED, "BOOGEY GOO." 1034 00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:52,280 BOOGEY GOO. 1035 00:55:52,360 --> 00:55:55,280 BOOGEYMEN LOVE THIS STUFF. 1036 00:55:55,360 --> 00:55:58,200 IT'S GONNA TAKE ME A WHILE TO GET THE INGREDIENTS, BUT... 1037 00:55:58,280 --> 00:55:59,920 WHY DON'T YOU TRY THE SUPERMARKET? 1038 00:56:00,040 --> 00:56:01,840 IMAGINARY FOOD SECTION. 1039 00:56:02,880 --> 00:56:04,480 THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. 1040 00:56:04,560 --> 00:56:06,280 FRAN, YOU ARE SO SMART. 1041 00:56:07,760 --> 00:56:09,960 [ Thunderclap ] 1042 00:56:10,040 --> 00:56:13,200 THAT'S A LOVELY LITTLE BUST YOU HAVE THERE. 1043 00:56:14,920 --> 00:56:16,840 OHHH, YES. 1044 00:56:16,920 --> 00:56:17,960 THANK YOU. 1045 00:56:18,040 --> 00:56:20,000 IT'S A REPRODUCTION, OF COURSE. 1046 00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:23,000 YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T GET RICH BEING A CULTURAL ANTHROPOLOGIST. 1047 00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:25,480 OH, TELL ME ABOUT IT. 1048 00:56:25,560 --> 00:56:27,720 AND WHAT DO YOU DO, MICHAEL? 1049 00:56:27,800 --> 00:56:31,560 I'VE GOT A PhD IN SOLID WASTE ENGINEERING. 1050 00:56:33,280 --> 00:56:35,280 PILED HIGHER AND DEEPER. 1051 00:56:36,440 --> 00:56:37,440 HA HA HA HA! 1052 00:56:39,120 --> 00:56:42,560 IT'S SO CARING OF YOU TO INVITE ME INTO YOUR HOME ENVIRONMENT, 1053 00:56:42,640 --> 00:56:44,400 AND GIVE FRANCIS AND I A CHANCE 1054 00:56:44,480 --> 00:56:45,880 TO GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER. 1055 00:56:45,960 --> 00:56:47,280 FRANCIS AND ME. 1056 00:56:47,360 --> 00:56:48,280 UH-HUH. 1057 00:56:48,360 --> 00:56:50,000 CAN I BE EXCUSED? 1058 00:56:52,480 --> 00:56:55,240 YES. OF COURSE YOU MAY, FRANCIS. 1059 00:56:57,360 --> 00:57:00,240 I'M GONNA TO GO TO MY ROOM ENVIRONMENT. 1060 00:57:06,040 --> 00:57:08,320 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1061 00:57:11,400 --> 00:57:13,280 OOOH! 1062 00:57:13,360 --> 00:57:15,800 OOH! THAT SMELLS SO DISGUSTING! 1063 00:57:15,880 --> 00:57:18,120 IT'S BOOGEY GOO! 1064 00:57:18,200 --> 00:57:19,400 OH, YEAH. BOOGEY GOO. 1065 00:57:19,480 --> 00:57:20,840 YOU NEED TO CLEAN THIS UP 1066 00:57:20,960 --> 00:57:23,480 BEFORE SOMEBODY COMES IN HERE AND SEES ALL THIS. 1067 00:57:23,560 --> 00:57:26,800 I THINK IT'S ABOUT DONE, ANYWAY. 1068 00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:29,360 WHAT'S IN THAT? 1069 00:57:32,040 --> 00:57:33,720 HEE HEE HEE HEE! 1070 00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:36,120 IT'S SO GOOD! IT'S SO GOOD! IT'S SO GOOD! 1071 00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:39,040 SOME ROTTEN EGGS, BURNT SUGAR, 1072 00:57:39,120 --> 00:57:42,200 JALAPEÑO PEPPERS, LIMBURGER CHEESE, 1073 00:57:42,280 --> 00:57:43,880 SOME ANCHOVIES, BACON GREASE, 1074 00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:45,680 AH, ONE OF THOSE GUYS. 1075 00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:48,200 AND YOUR... 1076 00:57:48,320 --> 00:57:51,120 DAILY REQUIREMENT OF IRON. 1077 00:57:51,200 --> 00:57:52,480 A COUPLE OF SLUGS, 1078 00:57:52,560 --> 00:57:55,200 SOME LEFTOVERS FROM THE SCHOOL CAFETERIA. 1079 00:57:55,280 --> 00:57:56,720 HA HA HA HA HA! 1080 00:57:56,800 --> 00:57:57,720 AAHH! 1081 00:57:57,800 --> 00:57:58,720 SICK! 1082 00:57:58,800 --> 00:57:59,720 YEAH! 1083 00:57:59,800 --> 00:58:01,320 DON'T YOU HATE LEFTOVERS? 1084 00:58:01,400 --> 00:58:04,200 OH, AND I NEEDED SOME WEEK-OLD SWEAT, 1085 00:58:04,280 --> 00:58:06,760 SO I RAN ONE OF BERT'S GYM SOCKS THROUGH THE BLENDER. 1086 00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:10,080 WELL, YOU DID WASH IT OUT WHEN YOU WERE DONE, DIDN'T YOU? 1087 00:58:10,160 --> 00:58:11,640 SAY WHAT? 1088 00:58:11,760 --> 00:58:13,920 YOU DID WASH IT OUT-- 1089 00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:16,000 THIS IS EXPENSIVE. 1090 00:58:18,200 --> 00:58:19,960 PUDDING, MS. READLE? 1091 00:58:20,040 --> 00:58:22,240 OH, THANK YOU. 1092 00:58:22,320 --> 00:58:23,920 IT LOOKS DELICIOUS. 1093 00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:27,160 EXCUSE ME. I THINK I SMELL SOMETHING... STRANGE. 1094 00:58:28,200 --> 00:58:31,120 WE CAN POUR A TRAIL OF BOOGEY GOO, 1095 00:58:31,200 --> 00:58:34,160 AND LEAD THE BOOGEYMAN STRAIGHT INTO THE TEMPORALFUGE. 1096 00:58:34,280 --> 00:58:35,200 OOH! 1097 00:58:35,280 --> 00:58:36,680 FRANCIS? 1098 00:58:40,360 --> 00:58:46,240 WHY? AND WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU COOKING? 1099 00:58:46,320 --> 00:58:48,320 IT'S...UH... 1100 00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:49,360 HOMEWORK. 1101 00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:50,800 FOR HOME EC. 1102 00:58:50,920 --> 00:58:53,640 YOU ARE NOT TAKING HOME... EC. 1103 00:58:53,760 --> 00:58:54,720 [ Gags ] 1104 00:58:54,840 --> 00:58:56,200 THAT'S WHY I'M COOKING IT AT HOME. 1105 00:58:56,280 --> 00:58:58,360 I THINK EVERYONE SHOULD LEARN HOW TO COOK. 1106 00:59:00,320 --> 00:59:02,600 THIS DOESN'T NOT SMELL LIKE FOOD, FRANCIS. 1107 00:59:05,880 --> 00:59:08,280 YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M GONNA TAKE IT OUT. 1108 00:59:14,600 --> 00:59:16,160 [ Grunting ] 1109 00:59:16,280 --> 00:59:18,160 OK. I THINK IT'S ABOUT TIME 1110 00:59:18,280 --> 00:59:20,200 WE STARTED TELLING EACH OTHER THE TRUTH, YOUNG LADY. 1111 00:59:20,280 --> 00:59:21,360 NOW, MOM? 1112 00:59:21,440 --> 00:59:22,800 YES. NOW. 1113 00:59:22,880 --> 00:59:27,040 FRANCIS, YOUR FATHER AND I BOTH KNOW 1114 00:59:27,120 --> 00:59:29,320 THAT SOMETHING IS GOING ON WITH YOU, 1115 00:59:29,400 --> 00:59:31,400 AND THAT YOU ARE INVOLVED SOMEHOW 1116 00:59:31,480 --> 00:59:33,240 WITH WHAT'S GOING ON IN MIDDLEBURG. 1117 00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:34,400 MOM-- 1118 00:59:34,480 --> 00:59:36,040 WE DON'T WANT TO PUNISH YOU, FRANCIS-- 1119 00:59:36,120 --> 00:59:37,480 CAN WE MOVE? 1120 00:59:37,560 --> 00:59:41,720 WE JUST WANT TO UNDERSTAND WHY YOU ARE DOING IT. 1121 00:59:41,800 --> 00:59:44,600 I CAN'T HELP BUT FEEL THAT YOUR FATHER AND I 1122 00:59:44,680 --> 00:59:46,600 ARE PARTIALLY RESPONSIBLE. 1123 00:59:46,680 --> 00:59:50,080 THAT MAYBE WE FORCED YOU TO GROW UP TOO FAST. 1124 00:59:50,160 --> 00:59:54,560 THIS HAS A VERY INTERESTING FLAVOR. 1125 00:59:56,760 --> 00:59:59,920 DO I DETECT A HINT OF NUTMEG? 1126 01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:02,480 JUST A LITTLE BIT. 1127 01:00:11,320 --> 01:00:15,600 THAT LOOKS LIKE BERT'S GYM SOCK. 1128 01:00:15,680 --> 01:00:17,320 OH! 1129 01:00:17,400 --> 01:00:19,280 I KNOW WHAT WE WENT THROUGH WITH DARWIN 1130 01:00:19,360 --> 01:00:22,000 MUST'VE BEEN VERY HARD FOR YOU. 1131 01:00:22,080 --> 01:00:24,920 WE ALMOST LOST HIM, AND THAT WAS VERY SCARY. 1132 01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:27,240 EVEN FOR THE GROWN-UPS-- 1133 01:00:27,320 --> 01:00:29,840 WHAT KIND OF COOKBOOK IS THIS, HONEY, BECAUSE I'M JUST A LITTLE-- 1134 01:00:29,920 --> 01:00:31,280 KAREN! 1135 01:00:31,360 --> 01:00:35,280 NOW, DON'T GO, 'CAUSE WE GOTTA START NOW. 1136 01:00:35,400 --> 01:00:36,160 I'LL BE BACK. 1137 01:00:36,240 --> 01:00:38,000 KAREN, HONEY! 1138 01:00:38,080 --> 01:00:39,320 KAREN, NEED A LITTLE HELP! 1139 01:00:40,600 --> 01:00:42,360 LARRY? 1140 01:00:43,400 --> 01:00:44,840 LARRY? 1141 01:00:44,920 --> 01:00:46,080 UUH! 1142 01:00:48,720 --> 01:00:50,240 LARRY? 1143 01:00:50,320 --> 01:00:52,280 UUH, UUH. 1144 01:00:58,480 --> 01:01:00,200 WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE? 1145 01:01:00,280 --> 01:01:02,240 I GOT HUNGRY. 1146 01:01:02,320 --> 01:01:05,240 GET OUT. GET OUT! 1147 01:01:20,880 --> 01:01:22,840 CAN YOU HELP ME? 1148 01:01:24,440 --> 01:01:26,880 CAN YOU HELP ME? 1149 01:01:36,800 --> 01:01:38,680 HOW CAN YOU EAT THAT STUFF? 1150 01:01:38,800 --> 01:01:42,320 IT KINDA TASTE LIKE CHICKEN, 1151 01:01:42,400 --> 01:01:44,120 WITH A...WITH A HINT OF... 1152 01:01:44,200 --> 01:01:45,120 OF NUTMEG! 1153 01:01:45,200 --> 01:01:46,120 YEAH. 1154 01:01:46,200 --> 01:01:49,000 WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOU, LARRY? 1155 01:01:50,160 --> 01:01:52,840 FIRST, YOUR EYES... 1156 01:01:52,920 --> 01:01:54,640 YOUR FINGERNAILS... 1157 01:01:54,720 --> 01:01:56,680 NOW YOU'RE EATING BOOGEY GOO. 1158 01:01:56,760 --> 01:01:59,680 LOOK. I'M NOT... 1159 01:01:59,760 --> 01:02:01,520 TURNING INTO A BOOGEYMAN, OK? 1160 01:02:01,600 --> 01:02:03,520 YOU GOT THAT? 1161 01:02:03,600 --> 01:02:04,960 DON'T GO THERE! 1162 01:02:08,160 --> 01:02:10,240 DON'T GO THERE, FRANCIS! 1163 01:02:10,320 --> 01:02:12,280 LARRY? 1164 01:02:15,320 --> 01:02:18,120 JUST KEEP TAKING DEEP BREATHS, MS. READLE. 1165 01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:19,400 OK. 1166 01:02:19,480 --> 01:02:21,360 I'M GOING TO GET SOME ANTI-NAUSEA MEDICINE. 1167 01:02:21,440 --> 01:02:22,920 AND A WASTE BASKET. 1168 01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:24,440 MAY I BE EXCUSED? 1169 01:02:24,520 --> 01:02:27,080 I HATE SEEING PEOPLE BARF. 1170 01:02:27,160 --> 01:02:29,160 [ Gagging ] 1171 01:02:36,880 --> 01:02:38,920 [ Groaning ] 1172 01:02:42,560 --> 01:02:45,360 YOU ARE TURNING INTO A BOOGEYMAN, AREN'T YOU? 1173 01:02:45,440 --> 01:02:47,120 WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT? 1174 01:02:47,200 --> 01:02:50,720 WHERE DO BOOGEYMEN COME FROM, LARRY? 1175 01:02:52,440 --> 01:02:53,720 IS IT IN THE BOOK? 1176 01:02:59,920 --> 01:03:03,840 "IF A CHILD STOPS BELIEVING IN AN IMAGINARY FRIEND TOO SOON, 1177 01:03:03,920 --> 01:03:09,480 THE IMAGINARY FRIEND... MAY TURN INTO A BOOGEYMAN." 1178 01:03:11,320 --> 01:03:13,240 THAT'S WHAT'S HAPPENING TO YOU, ISN'T IT? 1179 01:03:15,120 --> 01:03:19,480 BECAUSE I MADE DARWIN STOP BELIEVING IN YOU TOO SOON. 1180 01:03:22,040 --> 01:03:23,600 LARRY, I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU. 1181 01:03:23,680 --> 01:03:25,320 JUST GO AWAY, OK? YOU CAN'T HELP ME. 1182 01:03:25,400 --> 01:03:28,160 DON'T SAY I CAN'T HELP, OK?! 1183 01:03:28,280 --> 01:03:31,000 THAT'S A TERRIBLE THING TO SAY. 1184 01:03:33,680 --> 01:03:36,040 WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO? 1185 01:03:36,120 --> 01:03:38,280 DARWIN, I'M TRYING TO HAVE A PRIVATE CONVERSATION HERE. 1186 01:03:38,360 --> 01:03:40,720 DOES THAT MEAN YOU'RE TALKING TO YOURSELF? 1187 01:03:40,800 --> 01:03:43,680 WILL YOU JUST PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE FOR A LITTLE WHILE? 1188 01:03:43,760 --> 01:03:45,440 IT'S MY ROOM. 1189 01:03:45,520 --> 01:03:47,360 PLEASE? 1190 01:03:47,440 --> 01:03:50,360 OK, BUT THEN I GET YOUR ROOM. 1191 01:03:51,960 --> 01:03:53,320 WOULD YOU GIVE THIS TO DARWIN FOR ME? 1192 01:03:53,400 --> 01:03:54,920 HE'S LOOKING ALL OVER FOR IT. 1193 01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:58,280 MAYBE YOU COULD GIVE IT TO HIM YOURSELF. 1194 01:03:58,400 --> 01:04:00,000 OR MAYBE I COULD TALK TO DARWIN 1195 01:04:00,080 --> 01:04:01,880 AND I COULD GET HIM TO BELIEVE IN YOU AGAIN. 1196 01:04:01,960 --> 01:04:05,720 IT'S A LITTLE LATE FOR THAT, FRAN. 1197 01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:07,720 LARRY? 1198 01:04:07,800 --> 01:04:10,160 [ Growls ] 1199 01:04:10,240 --> 01:04:11,200 OH, THERE YOU ARE. 1200 01:04:11,280 --> 01:04:12,480 NESTOR HERE IS A DIVER. 1201 01:04:12,560 --> 01:04:14,160 YOU CAN GO FOR RIDES ON HIS BACK. 1202 01:04:14,240 --> 01:04:17,240 HE MIGHT EVEN GIVE YOU SWIMMING LESSONS. 1203 01:04:19,280 --> 01:04:21,840 DO YOU SMELL SOMETHING? 1204 01:04:21,920 --> 01:04:24,560 [ Sniffing ] 1205 01:04:29,240 --> 01:04:32,160 HEY. HOW ARE YOU DOING? 1206 01:04:32,240 --> 01:04:34,920 NOW, WATCH. 1207 01:04:42,240 --> 01:04:44,240 BOOGEY GOO! 1208 01:04:44,320 --> 01:04:45,760 STOP IT, LARRY! OK? THAT'S DISGUSTING! 1209 01:04:45,840 --> 01:04:47,440 HA HA HA! HE HE! 1210 01:04:47,520 --> 01:04:52,240 BOOGEY GOO! I THINK I MUST'VE SPILLED IT ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR. 1211 01:04:52,320 --> 01:04:54,920 AND YOU STEPPED IN IT. 1212 01:04:55,040 --> 01:04:57,880 I DIDN'T STEP IN ANY BOOGEY GOO, OK?! 1213 01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:00,120 THEN HOW DID IT GET UP HERE? 1214 01:05:03,320 --> 01:05:04,200 DARWIN! DARWIN! 1215 01:05:04,280 --> 01:05:06,880 NOW WATCH ME DIVE. 1216 01:05:11,280 --> 01:05:13,920 AAAAHHHHH! 1217 01:05:15,240 --> 01:05:17,280 DARWIN? 1218 01:05:18,320 --> 01:05:19,920 DARWIN?! 1219 01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:23,280 [ Thunderclap ] 1220 01:05:29,200 --> 01:05:33,120 [ Growling ] 1221 01:05:33,240 --> 01:05:35,480 WHY ARE YOU BREATHING LIKE THAT? 1222 01:05:35,560 --> 01:05:38,600 [ Deep Growling Voice ] THERE'S SOMETHING IN MY-- 1223 01:05:38,680 --> 01:05:40,320 [ Coughs -- Normal Voice ] THERE'S SOMETHING IN MY THROAT. 1224 01:05:42,080 --> 01:05:44,240 HE MUST BE DOWNSTAIRS. 1225 01:05:44,320 --> 01:05:46,800 OH! THAT'S AWFUL! 1226 01:05:46,920 --> 01:05:48,280 WHAT DID YOU EXPECT? 1227 01:05:48,360 --> 01:05:51,280 THE BOOGEYMAN LICKED THE SHOE! BLAAA! 1228 01:05:54,720 --> 01:05:57,240 ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT THE BOOGEYMAN'S GOT DARWIN? 1229 01:05:57,320 --> 01:06:00,000 IT MUST BE AFTER HIS SOLE. 1230 01:06:00,080 --> 01:06:01,960 IT'S GOT BOOGEY GOO ON IT. 1231 01:06:04,120 --> 01:06:06,600 I LOOKED UNDER THE BED, AND DARWIN IS NOT UNDER THERE. 1232 01:06:06,680 --> 01:06:08,160 NO, NO, NO, NO. HE'S UNDER THERE, 1233 01:06:08,240 --> 01:06:10,560 YOU JUST CAN'T SEE HIM. 1234 01:06:10,640 --> 01:06:14,320 DARWIN'S IN THE BOOGEY WORLD, NOW. 1235 01:06:14,400 --> 01:06:16,520 I'M GONNA GO GET MY TEMPORALFUGE, ALL RIGHT? 1236 01:06:16,600 --> 01:06:18,560 BOOGEY WORLD? 1237 01:06:20,360 --> 01:06:22,720 NO. NO, NO, NO. YES. 1238 01:06:22,800 --> 01:06:25,240 NOW YOU HAVE GONE TOO... 1239 01:06:27,040 --> 01:06:28,680 FAR. 1240 01:06:32,360 --> 01:06:36,200 OK, I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IN SOME INVISIBLE PLACE 1241 01:06:36,280 --> 01:06:37,440 CALLED THE BOOGEY WORLD. 1242 01:06:37,520 --> 01:06:40,720 C'MON, FRAN. YOU BELIEVE IN THE BOOGEYMAN, DON'T YOU? 1243 01:06:40,800 --> 01:06:42,000 I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM. 1244 01:06:42,080 --> 01:06:44,160 YOU DIDN'T SEE HIM ON THE ROOF LAST NIGHT? 1245 01:06:44,240 --> 01:06:47,520 ALL I SAW WAS YOU AND A LOT OF BLINKY LIGHTS. 1246 01:06:47,600 --> 01:06:50,200 BESIDES, IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE IN SOMETHING YOU CAN'T SEE. 1247 01:06:50,320 --> 01:06:51,680 YOU MEAN LIKE ELECTRICITY. 1248 01:06:51,760 --> 01:06:52,680 OH, COME ON. 1249 01:06:52,760 --> 01:06:53,720 ATOMS, MOLECULES, 1250 01:06:53,800 --> 01:06:55,720 GRAVITY. 1251 01:06:57,400 --> 01:06:59,480 OK, OK. 1252 01:06:59,560 --> 01:07:03,720 IF THERE WAS A... 1253 01:07:03,800 --> 01:07:04,960 BOOGEY WORLD, 1254 01:07:05,080 --> 01:07:06,200 HOW DO WE GET INTO IT? 1255 01:07:06,280 --> 01:07:07,600 WE DON'T. 1256 01:07:07,680 --> 01:07:09,840 THIS JOB IS FOR A PROFESSIONAL. 1257 01:07:09,960 --> 01:07:13,360 LOOK, I AM NOT GOING TO SIT UP HERE AND DO NOTHING, OK? 1258 01:07:13,440 --> 01:07:15,360 YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HARD IT WAS 1259 01:07:15,440 --> 01:07:17,200 WHEN DARWIN WAS SICK AND I COULDN'T DO ANTHING-- 1260 01:07:17,280 --> 01:07:19,360 AND YOU TOLD HIM HE SHOULD STOP BELIEVING IN ME! 1261 01:07:19,440 --> 01:07:21,080 YOU WERE A BIG HELP THEN, FRAN. 1262 01:07:21,160 --> 01:07:22,360 WHY ARE YOU BEING SO MEAN? 1263 01:07:22,440 --> 01:07:23,840 WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?! 1264 01:07:23,920 --> 01:07:25,600 I'M TURNING INTO A BOOGEYMAN, OK?! 1265 01:07:25,680 --> 01:07:27,600 OK, FRANCIS? 1266 01:07:33,280 --> 01:07:35,000 I'M GOING WITH YOU. 1267 01:07:35,080 --> 01:07:37,240 WHAT IF I BOOGEY DOWN THE REST OF THE WAY WHILE YOU'RE IN THERE? 1268 01:07:37,320 --> 01:07:39,720 YOU MAY GET TRAPPED IN BOOGEY WORLD, JUST LIKE DARWIN. 1269 01:07:39,800 --> 01:07:41,400 I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS TO ME. 1270 01:07:41,480 --> 01:07:44,000 I AM! OK? I AM. 1271 01:07:45,160 --> 01:07:47,200 LARRY... 1272 01:07:47,280 --> 01:07:48,880 WHAT?! 1273 01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:54,400 WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT ME BEING RELIEVED WHEN I COULDN'T BE A DONOR... 1274 01:07:54,480 --> 01:07:56,960 IT'S TRUE. 1275 01:07:58,960 --> 01:08:01,280 I WAS GLAD IT HAD TO BE BERT, 1276 01:08:01,360 --> 01:08:03,680 BECAUSE I WAS SCARED. 1277 01:08:03,760 --> 01:08:07,440 REAL PEOPLE GET SCARED, FRAN. 1278 01:08:07,560 --> 01:08:11,800 IT'S PERFECTLY LOGICAL. 1279 01:08:29,040 --> 01:08:30,320 [ Thunderclap ] 1280 01:08:30,400 --> 01:08:32,280 AAAH! 1281 01:08:32,360 --> 01:08:34,680 OH, I HATE THAT STUPID THING! 1282 01:08:56,400 --> 01:08:58,160 AAAH! 1283 01:08:58,240 --> 01:09:00,400 PLEASE DO NOT DO THAT, DAD?! 1284 01:09:02,520 --> 01:09:07,400 FRANCIS, DID YOU PUT A GYM SOCK IN THE BLENDER? 1285 01:09:07,480 --> 01:09:09,720 DAD, I'M KINDA IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING RIGHT NOW. 1286 01:09:09,800 --> 01:09:11,640 WELL, IT'S JUST GOING TO HAVE TO WAIT, 1287 01:09:11,720 --> 01:09:13,720 BECAUSE I AM NOT LEAVING HERE 1288 01:09:13,840 --> 01:09:16,320 UNTIL I HEAR THE TRUTH ABOUT EVERYTHING. 1289 01:09:19,040 --> 01:09:20,200 OK. 1290 01:09:21,800 --> 01:09:25,120 IT WAS... 1291 01:09:25,200 --> 01:09:26,680 THE BOOGEYMAN. 1292 01:09:28,280 --> 01:09:29,560 OK? THE BOOGEYMAN. 1293 01:09:29,640 --> 01:09:31,840 YOU KNOW, AND HE'S GOT DARWIN UNDER THE BED, RIGHT NOW. 1294 01:09:31,920 --> 01:09:34,040 AND HE HAS BEEN THE CAUSE OF EVERYTHING 1295 01:09:34,120 --> 01:09:35,880 THAT HAS BEEN HAPPENING AROUND HERE. 1296 01:09:42,640 --> 01:09:46,480 MAYBE YOU WOULD BE MORE COMFORTABLE SPEAKING WITH YOUR MOTHER ABOUT THIS. 1297 01:09:46,560 --> 01:09:48,080 SURE. 1298 01:09:55,080 --> 01:09:56,400 BYE. 1299 01:09:58,240 --> 01:09:59,920 [ Door Closes ] 1300 01:10:20,360 --> 01:10:22,320 [ Grunting ] 1301 01:10:26,200 --> 01:10:28,320 LARRY! LARRY! 1302 01:10:29,360 --> 01:10:30,960 LARRY! 1303 01:10:33,680 --> 01:10:37,240 YOU KNOW WHAT? I HAD A FEELING YOU WERE FOLLOWING ME. 1304 01:10:37,320 --> 01:10:39,200 ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU STARTED YANKING MY CORD. 1305 01:10:44,880 --> 01:10:47,120 WHERE ARE WE? 1306 01:10:47,200 --> 01:10:50,880 UNDER YOUR BED, SORT OF. 1307 01:10:50,960 --> 01:10:53,560 YOU BELIEVE IN THE BOOGEY WORLD NOW? 1308 01:10:53,640 --> 01:10:55,800 THIS ISN'T HAPPENING. 1309 01:10:55,880 --> 01:10:57,200 IT'S SO BIG. 1310 01:10:57,280 --> 01:11:00,200 IMAGINE IF YOU HAD A QUEEN-SIZE BED. WHOOO! 1311 01:11:00,320 --> 01:11:02,360 NOW THAT'S BIG. 1312 01:11:02,440 --> 01:11:04,160 HOW AM I GONNA FIND DARWIN IN THIS? 1313 01:11:04,280 --> 01:11:06,160 WELL, WE CAN WALK 1314 01:11:06,240 --> 01:11:08,200 OR TAKE THE CAR. 1315 01:11:09,240 --> 01:11:10,640 IS THAT DARWIN'S TOY CAR? 1316 01:11:10,720 --> 01:11:14,000 YEAH. YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN ME TRYING TO GET IT OUT OF MY POCKET. 1317 01:11:14,080 --> 01:11:15,640 WHOOO! 1318 01:11:17,040 --> 01:11:19,160 DO YOU THINK THAT THE BOOGEYMAN WOULD HURT DARWIN? 1319 01:11:19,240 --> 01:11:20,360 OH, NO, NO, NO, NO. 1320 01:11:20,440 --> 01:11:21,960 YOU'RE THE ONE HE'S AFTER. 1321 01:11:22,040 --> 01:11:25,200 I FIGURE DARWIN'S JUST THE BAIT TO GET YOU UNDER THE BED. 1322 01:11:25,280 --> 01:11:26,880 SO YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR BACK, 1323 01:11:26,960 --> 01:11:30,800 YOUR FRONT, YOUR SIDES, YOUR RIGHT, YOUR LEFT, AND-- WHOO-HOO! OVER YOUR HEAD! 1324 01:11:32,800 --> 01:11:34,040 LOOK OUT! 1325 01:11:34,120 --> 01:11:35,440 STOP! STOP! 1326 01:11:35,560 --> 01:11:38,920 IS THAT THE BOOGEYMAN? IS THAT THE BOOGEYMAN? 1327 01:11:40,240 --> 01:11:44,040 NO. THIS IS A PEANUT-BUTTER SANDWICH. 1328 01:11:44,120 --> 01:11:46,560 WHY IS THE BOOGEYMAN AFTER ME? 1329 01:11:46,640 --> 01:11:48,480 WHY DOESN'T HE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE? 1330 01:11:48,560 --> 01:11:51,160 DID YOU EVER HAVE AN IMAGINARY FRIEND? 1331 01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:56,200 NO. NEVER. 1332 01:11:58,160 --> 01:12:01,400 MAYBE IT'S JUST A BOOGEY THING. 1333 01:12:11,600 --> 01:12:13,320 [ Squishing ] 1334 01:12:13,400 --> 01:12:14,680 SO SICK! 1335 01:12:14,760 --> 01:12:17,800 OK, WE GOTTA PUSH THE CAR TO GET IT STARTED. 1336 01:12:17,880 --> 01:12:21,560 AH, HELLO? WHY DON'T YOU USE THE JUMPER CABLES ON YOUR BACK? 1337 01:12:21,640 --> 01:12:23,960 JUMPER CABLES ONLY WORK ON REAL CARS. 1338 01:12:24,040 --> 01:12:26,480 WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO PUSH IT BACKWARDS. 1339 01:12:26,560 --> 01:12:28,680 I BET YOU ONLY HAD EDUCATIONAL TOYS. 1340 01:12:28,760 --> 01:12:31,360 C'MON. LET'S JUST FIND DARWIN. 1341 01:12:31,440 --> 01:12:33,920 [ Grunting ] 1342 01:12:36,720 --> 01:12:39,200 C'MON, FRAN, PUT YOUR BACK INTO IT. 1343 01:12:39,280 --> 01:12:40,360 I AM. 1344 01:12:40,440 --> 01:12:42,000 GET ON. GET ON. 1345 01:12:46,480 --> 01:12:49,280 HURRY. HURRY, IT'S SLIPPING. 1346 01:12:49,360 --> 01:12:50,840 OOOH! 1347 01:12:54,720 --> 01:12:56,360 TURN LEFT! TURN LEFT! 1348 01:13:06,240 --> 01:13:08,560 LARRY! AAAAH! 1349 01:13:08,640 --> 01:13:10,560 TURN RIGHT! RIGHT, RIGHT! 1350 01:13:10,640 --> 01:13:12,040 WHAT IS GOING ON? 1351 01:13:12,160 --> 01:13:14,240 YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO DRIVE! 1352 01:13:19,720 --> 01:13:21,000 WATCH OUT! WATCH OUT! 1353 01:13:21,080 --> 01:13:23,480 AAAAAAHHH! 1354 01:13:29,360 --> 01:13:31,520 OH, THERE'S NOTHING LIKE THE WIND IN YOUR HAIR! 1355 01:13:42,400 --> 01:13:44,880 WOO HOO HOO! 1356 01:13:46,080 --> 01:13:47,160 LARRY! 1357 01:13:47,280 --> 01:13:48,640 LET GO OF THE CORD! 1358 01:13:48,720 --> 01:13:50,800 AAAAH! 1359 01:13:57,520 --> 01:13:58,480 LOOK OUT! 1360 01:13:58,560 --> 01:14:00,360 LOOK OUT, FRAN! 1361 01:14:10,040 --> 01:14:11,600 FRAN? 1362 01:14:14,480 --> 01:14:16,120 FRAN, ARE YOU OK? 1363 01:14:16,200 --> 01:14:18,200 I BIT MY LIP. 1364 01:14:28,920 --> 01:14:31,280 FRANCIS! 1365 01:14:31,360 --> 01:14:33,280 WHERE AM I, FRANCIS? 1366 01:14:33,360 --> 01:14:35,040 FRANCIS! 1367 01:14:35,120 --> 01:14:38,400 DARWIN! DARWIN! 1368 01:14:38,480 --> 01:14:40,080 OOOH! 1369 01:14:40,160 --> 01:14:42,200 IT SMELLS LIKE A DIRTY SOCK IN HERE! 1370 01:14:42,280 --> 01:14:44,320 DON'T WORRY, DARWIN! I'M GONNA GET YOU OUT. 1371 01:14:44,400 --> 01:14:46,920 HELP ME! 1372 01:14:54,360 --> 01:14:56,240 OOH! 1373 01:14:56,320 --> 01:14:59,200 I REMEMBER WHEN I COULDN'T EVEN GET THESE ON YOU. 1374 01:15:04,960 --> 01:15:06,960 HA HA HA. 1375 01:15:07,040 --> 01:15:08,520 [ Gasps ] 1376 01:15:10,200 --> 01:15:12,120 UH, FRAN! 1377 01:15:12,240 --> 01:15:14,400 [ Grunting ] 1378 01:15:16,480 --> 01:15:17,760 FRANCIS! 1379 01:15:17,840 --> 01:15:19,640 LARRY. 1380 01:15:21,280 --> 01:15:25,440 TURN IT UP, QUICK! HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU! 1381 01:15:26,480 --> 01:15:28,280 BOWLING FOR BOOGIES. 1382 01:15:28,360 --> 01:15:29,840 [ Grunts ] 1383 01:15:31,280 --> 01:15:32,320 COME ON. 1384 01:15:37,280 --> 01:15:39,840 STRIKE! YEAH! 1385 01:15:41,280 --> 01:15:42,240 HELP! 1386 01:15:42,320 --> 01:15:46,280 LARRY! LARRY, IT'S HIM! 1387 01:15:48,280 --> 01:15:50,160 IT'S TEMPORALFUGE TIME! 1388 01:15:51,640 --> 01:15:56,600 WHAT? ARE YOU TRYING TO START SOMETHING? 1389 01:15:56,680 --> 01:15:58,600 YEAH. 1390 01:15:58,680 --> 01:15:59,920 YOU. 1391 01:16:00,000 --> 01:16:02,440 AAH! 1392 01:16:02,520 --> 01:16:03,440 SAY GOODBYE. 1393 01:16:03,520 --> 01:16:04,480 NO! 1394 01:16:06,160 --> 01:16:07,280 AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! 1395 01:16:07,360 --> 01:16:08,280 HA HA HA HA! 1396 01:16:08,360 --> 01:16:12,440 AAAAAAHHHH! 1397 01:16:12,520 --> 01:16:14,200 GOT YA. 1398 01:16:14,280 --> 01:16:15,520 HUH? 1399 01:16:15,600 --> 01:16:16,800 WHAT'S WRONG? 1400 01:16:22,880 --> 01:16:26,200 YOUR EXTENSION CORD 1401 01:16:26,280 --> 01:16:28,480 HAS COME UNCURLED. 1402 01:16:28,560 --> 01:16:31,600 AND NOW YOU'RE POWERLESS 1403 01:16:31,680 --> 01:16:34,440 IN BOOGEY WORLD. 1404 01:16:35,840 --> 01:16:37,520 DON'T WORRY, LARRY. 1405 01:16:37,600 --> 01:16:40,000 I WON'T HURT YOU. 1406 01:16:40,080 --> 01:16:42,280 IT'S LOTS MORE FUN 1407 01:16:42,360 --> 01:16:45,240 TO JUST CONVERT YOU. 1408 01:16:47,400 --> 01:16:48,320 HELP! 1409 01:16:48,400 --> 01:16:50,200 I'M NOT A BOOGEYMAN, YET. 1410 01:16:50,280 --> 01:16:52,120 THERE'S STILL TIME TO BUST YOU! 1411 01:16:52,200 --> 01:16:53,840 HUH? 1412 01:16:53,920 --> 01:16:55,680 NOOOO! 1413 01:16:55,760 --> 01:16:57,880 LARRY, ARE YOU OK? 1414 01:16:57,960 --> 01:16:59,600 WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO, FRANCIS? 1415 01:17:00,880 --> 01:17:01,840 DARWIN! 1416 01:17:05,280 --> 01:17:07,280 IT'S COILED AROUND ME! 1417 01:17:07,360 --> 01:17:08,800 LARRY! 1418 01:17:17,560 --> 01:17:19,520 FRANCIS... 1419 01:17:19,600 --> 01:17:21,240 LARRY? 1420 01:17:21,320 --> 01:17:26,880 DO YOU THINK I LOOK A LITTLE STRANGE? 1421 01:17:26,960 --> 01:17:30,000 BUT WHEN YOU GROW UP, 1422 01:17:30,080 --> 01:17:33,040 SOMETIMES YOU CHANGE! 1423 01:17:36,360 --> 01:17:37,280 LARRY... 1424 01:17:37,360 --> 01:17:39,080 FRANCIS. 1425 01:17:39,160 --> 01:17:40,320 LARRY, YOU HAVE TO FIGHT THIS. 1426 01:17:40,400 --> 01:17:41,320 COME, FRANCIS. 1427 01:17:41,400 --> 01:17:42,560 FIGHT WHAT? 1428 01:17:42,640 --> 01:17:44,160 LARRY! 1429 01:17:44,240 --> 01:17:46,720 COME, LET'S PLAY, FRANCIS. 1430 01:17:46,800 --> 01:17:48,800 FRANCIS? 1431 01:17:48,880 --> 01:17:49,880 AAAAAHHH! 1432 01:17:49,960 --> 01:17:51,640 OOOOH-AHHHH! 1433 01:17:52,800 --> 01:17:55,160 AAAAH! 1434 01:17:55,240 --> 01:17:57,640 LARRY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A BOOGEYMAN! 1435 01:17:57,720 --> 01:17:59,200 YOU SAID THERE'S NO SUCH THING. 1436 01:17:59,320 --> 01:18:01,640 FRANNY, FRANNY, FRANNY. 1437 01:18:01,720 --> 01:18:03,480 FRANNY? 1438 01:18:03,560 --> 01:18:06,960 STASH FRANNY IN SOMEPLACE OR OTHER, 1439 01:18:07,040 --> 01:18:10,240 WHILE I GET A WIG OFF HER LITTLE BROTHER. 1440 01:18:10,320 --> 01:18:12,200 HAAA! 1441 01:18:12,280 --> 01:18:14,320 LARRY, YOU HAVE TO HELP HIM! HE NEEDS YOU! 1442 01:18:14,400 --> 01:18:15,560 I'M SCARED! 1443 01:18:15,640 --> 01:18:18,200 IF DARWIN WANTED ME TO CARE, 1444 01:18:18,280 --> 01:18:21,920 HE SHOULD HAVE ASKED FOR HELP FROM LARRY. 1445 01:18:22,000 --> 01:18:24,200 GET ME OUT, FRANCIS! 1446 01:18:25,840 --> 01:18:27,320 I'M SCARED! 1447 01:18:27,400 --> 01:18:28,240 DID THAT HURT? 1448 01:18:28,320 --> 01:18:29,400 OH, I'M SORRY. 1449 01:18:29,520 --> 01:18:31,240 DARWIN, ASK LARRY FOR HELP! 1450 01:18:31,320 --> 01:18:33,000 REMEMBER YOUR FRIEND, LARRY? 1451 01:18:33,080 --> 01:18:35,000 HE'S NOT REAL. YOU TOLD ME. 1452 01:18:35,080 --> 01:18:36,720 YOU SAID WE HAVE TO BE GROWN UP. 1453 01:18:36,800 --> 01:18:42,280 HA! IT'S SCARY TO TAKE SUCH A LONG, LONG DROP. 1454 01:18:42,360 --> 01:18:44,840 FRANCIS! 1455 01:18:46,000 --> 01:18:50,000 BUT EVEN SCARIER WHEN YOU STOP. 1456 01:18:50,080 --> 01:18:52,400 I WAS WRONG! I WAS JUST AFRAID! 1457 01:18:52,480 --> 01:18:54,120 DARWIN, I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, 1458 01:18:54,200 --> 01:18:56,280 AND I THOUGHT THAT IF I WAS GROWN UP, I COULD DO ANYTHING. 1459 01:18:56,360 --> 01:19:00,640 HA! YOU DON'T GET SECOND CHANCES TO BE YOUNG. 1460 01:19:00,720 --> 01:19:02,560 DARWIN! DARWIN! 1461 01:19:02,640 --> 01:19:05,520 SO, YOU WON'T ANSWER, FRANNY? 1462 01:19:05,600 --> 01:19:06,640 FRANCIS! 1463 01:19:06,760 --> 01:19:08,320 HOLD YOUR TONGUE! 1464 01:19:11,120 --> 01:19:13,240 DARWIN! DARWIN, CAN YOU HEAR ME? 1465 01:19:13,320 --> 01:19:16,600 HEY, DARWIN, IF YOU STILL BELIEVE IN LARRY, CLAP YOUR HANDS, OK? 1466 01:19:16,680 --> 01:19:19,040 THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO DO, JUST CLAP! 1467 01:19:19,120 --> 01:19:20,560 SHUT UP! STOP IT! 1468 01:19:20,640 --> 01:19:22,160 THAT'S IT! COME ON, CLAP! 1469 01:19:22,240 --> 01:19:24,240 STOP IT! 1470 01:19:24,320 --> 01:19:27,840 LARRY, I NEED YOU! HELP ME, PLEASE! 1471 01:19:27,920 --> 01:19:29,040 LARRY! 1472 01:19:29,160 --> 01:19:30,160 THAT'S IT, DARWIN! 1473 01:19:30,240 --> 01:19:32,720 LARRY, I NEED YOU! 1474 01:19:32,800 --> 01:19:34,760 AAAAAAAH! 1475 01:19:34,840 --> 01:19:37,360 I STILL BELIEVE! LARRY! 1476 01:19:42,000 --> 01:19:43,280 I'M BACK! 1477 01:19:43,360 --> 01:19:45,960 AND YOU'RE BUSTED! 1478 01:19:46,040 --> 01:19:49,320 THE TEMPORALFUGE! YOU'VE GOT TO PLUG IT IN TO SOMETHING! 1479 01:19:52,240 --> 01:19:53,160 HEY! CUT IT OUT! 1480 01:19:53,240 --> 01:19:54,880 C'MON, YOU GUYS! 1481 01:19:54,960 --> 01:19:58,000 [ Grunting ] 1482 01:19:58,080 --> 01:20:00,160 THAT'S MY FRIEND IN THERE, YOU SCAGGY CREEP! 1483 01:20:00,240 --> 01:20:02,960 STOP! STOP! WHO'S PULLING ME? 1484 01:20:03,040 --> 01:20:03,960 WHAT'S GOING ON?! 1485 01:20:04,040 --> 01:20:05,520 YOU'RE NOT GONNA HURT MY PAL! 1486 01:20:05,600 --> 01:20:06,800 THERE'S NO WAY, MAN! ALL RIGHT? 1487 01:20:08,600 --> 01:20:11,200 FRANCIS! WHERE ARE YOU, FRANCIS?! 1488 01:20:11,280 --> 01:20:12,240 OH. 1489 01:20:15,200 --> 01:20:17,400 OOH! 1490 01:20:18,480 --> 01:20:20,520 OOW! MY FOOT! 1491 01:20:20,600 --> 01:20:22,160 FRANCIS! 1492 01:20:22,240 --> 01:20:24,480 C'MON, YOU GUYS! 1493 01:20:25,920 --> 01:20:27,560 IF YOU THINK YOU CAN WIN, 1494 01:20:27,680 --> 01:20:29,960 YOU'RE WRONG. 1495 01:20:30,040 --> 01:20:31,080 AAAH! 1496 01:20:31,160 --> 01:20:32,120 LARRY! 1497 01:20:35,240 --> 01:20:37,440 THAT BOOGEYMAN IS REALLY STRONG. 1498 01:20:40,920 --> 01:20:43,720 I HATE TO BE THE ONE TO TELL YOU, 1499 01:20:43,800 --> 01:20:47,280 BUT IT'S NOT TOO LATE FOR ME TO NAIL YOU. 1500 01:20:47,360 --> 01:20:49,200 AH HA HA! 1501 01:20:49,280 --> 01:20:50,400 AAH! 1502 01:20:53,040 --> 01:20:56,280 [ Grunting ] 1503 01:20:56,360 --> 01:20:58,440 YOU KNOW, I THINK I'M GONNA BE STAYING ALIVE, 1504 01:20:58,520 --> 01:21:00,280 'CAUSE YOU CAN'T CATCH UP WITH THIS JIVE. 1505 01:21:00,360 --> 01:21:03,920 HA HA! WHOO! AND WHAT? AND WHAT? 1506 01:21:04,000 --> 01:21:05,160 UH-OH! 1507 01:21:16,480 --> 01:21:18,320 YAAAA! 1508 01:21:25,400 --> 01:21:27,480 UUUH. 1509 01:21:32,000 --> 01:21:32,920 DARWIN! 1510 01:21:33,000 --> 01:21:35,440 I'M OK, BUT I'M NOT HAPPY! 1511 01:21:35,520 --> 01:21:36,240 [ Grunting ] 1512 01:21:43,920 --> 01:21:46,800 THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD. 1513 01:21:52,760 --> 01:21:56,040 THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN TWO SWORDS. 1514 01:21:56,120 --> 01:21:58,400 AAH! 1515 01:22:09,600 --> 01:22:13,280 OF COURSE IT'S NO MATCH FOR A FINGERNAIL. 1516 01:22:15,720 --> 01:22:16,840 OK! 1517 01:22:16,920 --> 01:22:18,680 [ Grunting ] 1518 01:22:26,200 --> 01:22:27,640 I GOTCHA NOW. 1519 01:22:32,400 --> 01:22:34,440 HUH? 1520 01:22:35,760 --> 01:22:39,880 [ Cuckooing ] 1521 01:22:42,160 --> 01:22:43,240 DON'T DO IT! 1522 01:22:43,320 --> 01:22:45,160 DON'T DO IT! 1523 01:22:45,240 --> 01:22:46,240 USE 'EM, FRAN! 1524 01:22:46,320 --> 01:22:50,440 AAAAAAHHHHHH! 1525 01:22:50,520 --> 01:22:51,440 FRANNY, NO! 1526 01:22:51,520 --> 01:22:53,360 FRANNY, WAIT! 1527 01:22:53,440 --> 01:22:55,120 FRANNY? 1528 01:22:55,200 --> 01:22:57,920 OOH! I'M GETTING OLD. 1529 01:22:58,000 --> 01:23:00,400 I'M GETTING SO OLD, 1530 01:23:00,480 --> 01:23:04,080 I'VE EVEN FORGOTTEN HOW TO RHYME ANYMORE. 1531 01:23:04,160 --> 01:23:07,440 OH, PLEASE. 1532 01:23:07,520 --> 01:23:10,440 PLEASE, PLEASE, FRANNY, FRANNY. 1533 01:23:10,520 --> 01:23:12,920 OOOOOH! 1534 01:23:15,000 --> 01:23:18,400 [ Cuckooing ] 1535 01:23:18,480 --> 01:23:21,000 AAAHHH! AAAH! 1536 01:23:21,080 --> 01:23:22,400 AAAAH! 1537 01:23:25,640 --> 01:23:28,760 YOUR TEMPORALFUGE, IT DIDN'T WORK. 1538 01:23:28,840 --> 01:23:31,720 NOW I'LL GET YOU 1539 01:23:31,800 --> 01:23:34,360 AND THIS IMAGINARY JERK! 1540 01:23:34,440 --> 01:23:36,320 I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU! 1541 01:23:38,000 --> 01:23:39,280 I BEG YOUR PARDON? 1542 01:23:39,360 --> 01:23:41,760 I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU! 1543 01:23:41,840 --> 01:23:43,360 I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. 1544 01:23:43,440 --> 01:23:45,360 YOU CAN'T SCARE ME. 1545 01:23:45,440 --> 01:23:49,120 REALLY? YAAAAAA! 1546 01:23:49,200 --> 01:23:50,600 FRANCIS! 1547 01:23:51,760 --> 01:23:54,200 STOP IT, ZOE! 1548 01:23:54,280 --> 01:23:56,480 ZOE? WHO'S ZOE? 1549 01:23:56,560 --> 01:23:58,920 ONLY ONE PERSON EVER CALLED ME FRANNY. 1550 01:23:59,000 --> 01:24:02,400 IT WAS HARD FOR ME TO ADMIT IT WAS YOU. 1551 01:24:04,040 --> 01:24:06,160 I DIDN'T WANT IT TO BE MY FAULT. 1552 01:24:11,720 --> 01:24:13,280 I'M SORRY, ZOE. 1553 01:24:13,360 --> 01:24:14,920 NO! 1554 01:24:15,000 --> 01:24:17,120 FRANCIS! 1555 01:24:37,600 --> 01:24:38,920 ZOE. 1556 01:24:48,160 --> 01:24:51,800 THE BOOGEYMAN, A GIRL? 1557 01:24:51,880 --> 01:24:54,040 GET OUTTA HERE! WHAT YOU DOING A GIRL? 1558 01:24:54,120 --> 01:24:55,920 LARRY! I THOUGHT IT WAS YOU! 1559 01:24:56,000 --> 01:24:58,160 LONG TIME NO SEE, HUH? 1560 01:24:58,240 --> 01:25:00,960 HEY, REMEMBER YOUR CAR? 1561 01:25:02,000 --> 01:25:03,600 ARE YOU OK, DARWIN? 1562 01:25:03,680 --> 01:25:06,600 I'M GOT SOCK FUZZ IN MY MOUTH. 1563 01:25:07,640 --> 01:25:09,920 [ Knocking ] FRANCIS? 1564 01:25:12,240 --> 01:25:14,960 ARE YOU OK, FRANCIS? WE HEARD A STRANGE NOISE. 1565 01:25:15,040 --> 01:25:18,240 UH...I... 1566 01:25:18,320 --> 01:25:21,600 WAS VACUUMING UNDER THE BED. 1567 01:25:27,640 --> 01:25:29,800 YOU DIDN'T CHANGE THE BAG FIRST. 1568 01:25:29,880 --> 01:25:32,960 ENCOURAGEMENT, MICHAEL, ENCOURAGEMENT. 1569 01:25:34,120 --> 01:25:38,600 FRANCIS, HONEY, WE CAME UPSTAIRS TO APOLOGIZE. 1570 01:25:38,680 --> 01:25:41,080 YOU FATHER JUST LOGGED ONTO THE INTERNET NEWS. 1571 01:25:41,200 --> 01:25:43,040 THE SAME THINGS THAT WERE GOING ON HERE, 1572 01:25:43,120 --> 01:25:45,560 JUST STARTED HAPPENING LAST NIGHT IN CENTERVILLE. 1573 01:25:45,640 --> 01:25:48,080 THEY THINK THE SAME PEOPLE ARE RESPONSIBLE 1574 01:25:48,160 --> 01:25:50,280 BUT MOST IMPORTANT, 1575 01:25:50,360 --> 01:25:53,640 WE KNOW THAT YOU ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE. 1576 01:25:53,720 --> 01:25:55,520 OH, SWEETHEART, 1577 01:25:55,600 --> 01:25:58,960 WE ARE SO SORRY THAT WE DIDN'T BELIEVE YOU. 1578 01:25:59,040 --> 01:26:00,920 IT'S OK. IT'S OK, MOM. 1579 01:26:02,480 --> 01:26:04,760 YOU WERE JUST LOOKING FOR A LOGICAL EXPLANATION. 1580 01:26:04,840 --> 01:26:07,520 IT WAS THE BOOGEYMAN. 1581 01:26:07,600 --> 01:26:09,760 OH, PLEASE. 1582 01:26:09,840 --> 01:26:12,800 DARWIN, YOU KNOW THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS THE BOOGEYMAN. 1583 01:26:12,880 --> 01:26:13,800 YEAH, BUT I SAW HIM, 1584 01:26:13,880 --> 01:26:15,800 WITH BIG, SHARP TEETH AND CLAWS! 1585 01:26:15,880 --> 01:26:17,680 DARWIN, IT'S PAST YOUR BEDTIME. 1586 01:26:17,760 --> 01:26:19,080 YOU TELL 'EM, DARWIN. 1587 01:26:19,160 --> 01:26:20,920 YOU WON'T GO AWAY, WILL YOU? 1588 01:26:21,000 --> 01:26:23,600 WELL, OF COURSE SHE WON'T GO AWAY, HONEY. 1589 01:26:23,680 --> 01:26:24,800 SHE'S YOUR SISTER. 1590 01:26:24,880 --> 01:26:26,280 I'LL BE HERE WHENEVER YOU NEED ME. 1591 01:26:26,360 --> 01:26:27,600 THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR. 1592 01:26:27,680 --> 01:26:30,120 I'M GLAD I DO BELIEVE IN YOU AGAIN. 1593 01:26:30,200 --> 01:26:32,360 I BELIEVE IN YOU TOO, FRANCIS. 1594 01:26:32,440 --> 01:26:36,400 YES, HONEY, WE ALL DO. 1595 01:26:38,240 --> 01:26:40,080 GOODNIGHT, SWEETHEART. 1596 01:26:41,080 --> 01:26:42,560 GOODNIGHT. 1597 01:26:44,280 --> 01:26:47,760 SO WHAT'S THE STORY ON THE BOOGEYMAN HERE? 1598 01:26:47,840 --> 01:26:52,320 ACTUALLY, IT'S BOOGEY PERSON. 1599 01:26:52,400 --> 01:26:56,080 YEAH? SO WHO ARE YOU? 1600 01:26:56,160 --> 01:26:57,520 PERSONALLY? 1601 01:26:57,600 --> 01:26:58,920 THIS IS ZOE. 1602 01:26:59,000 --> 01:27:02,000 ZOE'S MY IMAGINARY FRIEND. 1603 01:27:02,080 --> 01:27:04,920 YOU TOLD ME YOU NEVER HAD AN IMAGINARY FRIEND. 1604 01:27:06,440 --> 01:27:07,600 SHE LIED. 1605 01:27:07,680 --> 01:27:09,440 WISE UP, LAR. 1606 01:27:09,520 --> 01:27:11,640 JUST BECAUSE YOU HANG AROUND WITH A SEVEN-YEAR-OLD, 1607 01:27:11,720 --> 01:27:12,880 DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO BE NAIVE. 1608 01:27:12,960 --> 01:27:16,080 ZOE AND I USED TO PLAY ALL THE TIME WHEN I WAS LITTLE. 1609 01:27:16,160 --> 01:27:20,040 WHEN DARWIN GOT SICK, AND WE COULDN'T DO ANYTHING TO MAKE HIM BETTER, 1610 01:27:20,120 --> 01:27:22,960 THAT'S WHEN I DECIDED I HAD TO GROW UP. 1611 01:27:24,240 --> 01:27:27,080 I JUST STOPPED BELIEVING IN WHAT WASN'T REAL. 1612 01:27:27,160 --> 01:27:29,600 AND YOU STARTED TO TURN INTO A BOOGEYMAN? 1613 01:27:29,680 --> 01:27:31,880 BOOGEY PERSON. 1614 01:27:31,960 --> 01:27:35,440 I'M SO SORRY I STOPPED BELIEVING IN YOU, ZOE. 1615 01:27:36,920 --> 01:27:38,000 SHHH. 1616 01:27:38,080 --> 01:27:41,160 THE GUY INSIDE HIS HEAD. 1617 01:27:41,280 --> 01:27:43,760 THAT EXPLAINS THE ECHO. 1618 01:27:43,840 --> 01:27:45,680 ON MY WAY, BIG GUY. 1619 01:27:45,760 --> 01:27:46,920 GOTTA GO, FRAN. 1620 01:27:47,000 --> 01:27:48,920 GO WHERE? CENTERVILLE. 1621 01:27:49,000 --> 01:27:49,920 YOU HEARD WHAT YOUR DAD SAID 1622 01:27:50,000 --> 01:27:52,120 ABOUT THE WEIRD THINGS GOING ON OVER THERE. 1623 01:27:52,200 --> 01:27:54,720 THEY'VE GOT A BOOGEYMAN WHO NEEDS BUSTING. 1624 01:27:56,880 --> 01:27:59,000 I'D BETTER GO WITH YOU. 1625 01:27:59,080 --> 01:28:01,480 I'VE SEEN YOU IN ACTION, LAR, 1626 01:28:01,560 --> 01:28:04,920 AND I DON'T THINK YOU COULD HANDLE A FULL-TILT BOOGEY BY YOURSELF. 1627 01:28:05,000 --> 01:28:07,040 YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK I LIKED YOU BETTER 1628 01:28:07,120 --> 01:28:08,080 WHEN YOU WERE A BOOGEY-- 1629 01:28:10,080 --> 01:28:11,520 PERSON. 1630 01:28:11,600 --> 01:28:13,800 [ Mumbling } 1631 01:28:20,400 --> 01:28:22,880 OH, IT WAS WONDERFUL TO SEE YOU AGAIN, FRANNY. 1632 01:28:22,960 --> 01:28:24,960 I'M SORRY FOR ALL THE TROUBLE I CAUSED. 1633 01:28:25,040 --> 01:28:26,480 I DIDN'T WANT TO BE A BOOGEY. 1634 01:28:26,560 --> 01:28:27,800 I JUST COULDN'T HELP IT. 1635 01:28:27,880 --> 01:28:29,680 IT'S OK. EVERYTHING'S ALL RIGHT, 1636 01:28:29,760 --> 01:28:31,400 AND WE CAN BE FRIENDS AGAIN, JUST LIKE BEFORE. 1637 01:28:35,040 --> 01:28:37,920 YOU WON'T BE SEEING US ANYMORE, FRANNY. 1638 01:28:39,640 --> 01:28:42,120 WELL, YOU TOLD DARWIN YOU WOULDN'T GO AWAY. 1639 01:28:42,200 --> 01:28:44,600 SHE MEANS WE WON'T BE COMING BACK TO SEE YOU. 1640 01:28:44,720 --> 01:28:47,000 OH, NO, NO. 1641 01:28:47,080 --> 01:28:49,040 ONLY REAL FRIENDS LAST FOREVER. 1642 01:28:49,120 --> 01:28:50,040 LIKE JOANNE. 1643 01:28:50,120 --> 01:28:52,320 BUT I BELIEVE IN YOU. 1644 01:28:52,400 --> 01:28:54,240 I BELIEVE IN BOTH OF YOU. 1645 01:28:54,320 --> 01:28:57,200 THE TIME TO BELIEVE IS WHEN YOU'RE LITTLE, LIKE DARWIN. 1646 01:28:57,280 --> 01:28:59,120 WHEN YOU STILL NEED US. 1647 01:28:59,200 --> 01:29:01,920 I DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOU AGAIN. 1648 01:29:02,000 --> 01:29:03,000 YOU WON'T LOSE ME, FRANNY. 1649 01:29:03,080 --> 01:29:04,960 NOT AS LONG AS YOU REMEMBER ME. 1650 01:29:05,040 --> 01:29:06,400 FESS UP, FRAN? 1651 01:29:06,480 --> 01:29:09,080 YOU KNOW YOU'RE TOO GROWN UP TO HAVE AN IMAGINARY FRIEND. 1652 01:29:09,200 --> 01:29:10,760 DON'T YOU? 1653 01:29:10,840 --> 01:29:12,000 WELL, NO. 1654 01:29:12,080 --> 01:29:13,800 I MEAN I CAN SEE YOU GUYS RIGHT NOW, 1655 01:29:13,880 --> 01:29:15,360 AND THAT PROVES, LOGICALLY, THAT-- 1656 01:29:15,440 --> 01:29:18,720 EXCUSE ME. 1657 01:29:31,120 --> 01:29:33,000 YOU'RE NOT TURNING INTO A BOOGEYMAN, ANYMORE. 1658 01:29:33,080 --> 01:29:34,640 YOU DON'T NEED SUNGLASSES. 1659 01:29:34,720 --> 01:29:37,720 YEAH. BUT THEY MAKE ME LOOK COOL. 1660 01:29:39,080 --> 01:29:40,000 HEY, FRAN... 1661 01:29:40,080 --> 01:29:42,000 MAYBE I AM TOO GROWN UP. 1662 01:29:42,080 --> 01:29:43,520 AH, FRAN... 1663 01:29:43,600 --> 01:29:46,160 JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE GETTING OLDER, 1664 01:29:46,240 --> 01:29:48,240 DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO GET OLD. 1665 01:29:52,480 --> 01:29:54,080 [ Snaps Fingers ] 1666 01:30:22,520 --> 01:30:26,040 I CAN'T SLEEP. I'M KINDA SCARED. 1667 01:30:26,120 --> 01:30:28,960 CLIMB IN. 1668 01:30:29,040 --> 01:30:31,120 YOU KNOW, THE ONLY WAY THE BOOGEYMAN CAN HURT YOU 1669 01:30:31,200 --> 01:30:33,120 IS BY MAKING YOU AFRAID. 1670 01:30:33,240 --> 01:30:34,920 YEAH. 1671 01:30:35,000 --> 01:30:36,800 FRANCIS... 1672 01:30:36,880 --> 01:30:38,160 UH-HUH. 1673 01:30:38,240 --> 01:30:40,320 I'M NOT REALLY SCARED OF THE BOOGEYMAN. 1674 01:30:40,400 --> 01:30:42,600 AND I SAW HOW YOU HANDLED HIM. 1675 01:30:42,680 --> 01:30:46,040 I'M WORRIED ABOUT GETTING SICK AGAIN. 1676 01:30:46,120 --> 01:30:50,040 HAVE YOU TALKED TO LARRY ABOUT IT? 1677 01:30:50,120 --> 01:30:53,880 HE SAID YOU COULD HELP ME. 1678 01:30:53,960 --> 01:30:57,680 THAT YOU COULD TELL ME HOW GROWN-UPS KEEP FROM BEING SCARED. 1679 01:30:57,760 --> 01:31:02,160 WELL, I GUESS THEY KNOW THAT BEING AFRAID DOESN'T HELP. 1680 01:31:02,240 --> 01:31:05,120 ALSO, THEY DON'T LIKE BEING AFRAID. 1681 01:31:05,200 --> 01:31:07,720 IT MAKES THEM ACT AFRAID. 1682 01:31:07,800 --> 01:31:13,080 KINDA LIKE PRETENDING YOU'RE NOT SCARED. 1683 01:31:13,200 --> 01:31:16,440 YEAH, I GUESS. 1684 01:31:16,520 --> 01:31:19,640 AND PRETTY SOON, YOU'RE NOT AFRAID ANYMORE. 1685 01:31:21,600 --> 01:31:24,080 I GUESS IT TAKES A LOT OF IMAGINATION 1686 01:31:24,160 --> 01:31:26,240 TO BECOME A GROWN-UP. 1687 01:31:28,160 --> 01:31:30,640 IT SURE DOES, SWEETIE.