1 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:15,000 Created and Encoded by -- Bokutox -- of www.YIFY-TORRENTS.com. The Best 720p/1080p/3d movies with the lowest file size on the internet. World of Warcraft - Outland PVP (EU) - Torporr (name) 2 00:01:00,718 --> 00:01:04,514 [Woman] Do you know the expression ''a man's man'' ? 3 00:01:04,597 --> 00:01:07,684 A man's man is the leader of the pack. 4 00:01:07,767 --> 00:01:12,689 The kind of man other men look up to, admire and emulate. 5 00:01:14,108 --> 00:01:16,652 A man's man is the kind of man who... 6 00:01:16,735 --> 00:01:20,281 [Chuckles] just doesn 't get what women are about. 7 00:01:20,364 --> 00:01:25,787 Nick, my ex-husband, is the ultimate man's man. 8 00:01:25,870 --> 00:01:27,789 I probably never should have married him. 9 00:01:27,872 --> 00:01:29,875 I don't think he understood a thing about me. 10 00:01:29,958 --> 00:01:33,170 So, this is Nick Marshall's office. Wanna peek ? 11 00:01:33,253 --> 00:01:35,214 Don't worry. He never gets in before 10:00. 12 00:01:35,255 --> 00:01:38,092 He'll send you on more errands than anyone in the entire company... 13 00:01:38,175 --> 00:01:40,094 'cause he can't do anything for himself. 14 00:01:40,177 --> 00:01:44,098 He's the least politically correct guy in the universe. 15 00:01:44,182 --> 00:01:46,434 He's the king of all the T & A ads we do. 16 00:01:46,518 --> 00:01:48,687 You want babes in bikinis ? He's your man. 17 00:01:48,770 --> 00:01:52,316 My dad ? How can I best describe him ? 18 00:01:52,399 --> 00:01:55,444 He's always been... like an uncle to me. 19 00:01:55,527 --> 00:01:57,696 Yeah, Uncle Dad. 20 00:01:57,738 --> 00:02:00,950 Although, Nick was a charmer. 21 00:02:01,033 --> 00:02:04,203 Completely irresistible at first, 22 00:02:04,245 --> 00:02:08,041 which feeds into the whole ''man's man'' thing. 23 00:02:08,083 --> 00:02:11,044 You know about Nick's mother, right ? 24 00:02:11,086 --> 00:02:14,840 Because once you understand about Nick's mother, 25 00:02:14,923 --> 00:02:17,218 you understand Nick. 26 00:02:20,263 --> 00:02:24,851 [Woman] Nick was actually born and raised in Las Vegas. 27 00:02:24,934 --> 00:02:29,981 Nick's mother was a real, honest-to-God Las Vegas showgirl. 28 00:02:30,065 --> 00:02:34,820 When otherboys were outside riding their bikes and playing ball, 29 00:02:34,903 --> 00:02:39,241 Nick was backstage hanging with the girls. 30 00:02:39,283 --> 00:02:42,954 He was their mascot, their little pet. 31 00:02:43,037 --> 00:02:46,958 They couldn 't get enough of those baby blues. 32 00:02:47,042 --> 00:02:48,960 - Bang ! Bang ! - [ Laughs ] 33 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:54,425 lf you ask me, I'd say Nick's mother just about killed it... 34 00:02:54,466 --> 00:02:56,760 for every woman Nick would ever meet. 35 00:02:56,844 --> 00:02:59,931 She had a lot of sugardaddies in her life, 36 00:03:00,014 --> 00:03:02,809 but only one true love-- 37 00:03:02,892 --> 00:03:05,645 the boy with the family jewels. 38 00:03:07,022 --> 00:03:09,691 17, 18, 19, 20. Let me see that, kid. 39 00:03:09,775 --> 00:03:11,693 And since Nick didn 't have a father, 40 00:03:11,777 --> 00:03:16,323 his mom made sure he was always surrounded by strong role models. 41 00:03:16,407 --> 00:03:18,325 - Come here, huh ? - [ Screams ] 42 00:03:18,409 --> 00:03:21,078 - Men her boy could look up to. - Now you're ready, huh ? 43 00:03:22,663 --> 00:03:24,582 Keep countin', kid. 44 00:03:24,666 --> 00:03:27,335 There was nothing normal about the way Nick Marshall was raised. 45 00:03:28,837 --> 00:03:31,423 So, what can you expect ? 46 00:03:31,506 --> 00:03:33,759 You don't have to be Freud to figure out... 47 00:03:33,842 --> 00:03:36,971 this was one cockeyed way to enter the world. 48 00:03:58,035 --> 00:04:02,832 [ Groaning ] 49 00:04:09,464 --> 00:04:11,383 Oh ! 50 00:04:13,051 --> 00:04:14,553 Don't you ever knock ? 51 00:04:15,930 --> 00:04:18,182 It's almost 10:00. You gotta go to work, and I gotta vacuum in here. 52 00:04:18,265 --> 00:04:21,018 And don't forget - Another one who wears vanilla perfume. 53 00:04:21,102 --> 00:04:24,188 Don't you know any women who don't want to smell like candy ? 54 00:04:24,272 --> 00:04:26,900 - Toss me my lighter, babe ? - Babe ? 55 00:04:26,941 --> 00:04:29,110 What am I, a little pig ? 56 00:04:29,194 --> 00:04:31,321 I don't have time to make you no onion bagel, 57 00:04:31,405 --> 00:04:33,323 so please do not start to beg, okay ? 58 00:04:33,407 --> 00:04:36,952 And for the record, l don't like finding these things in your sofa. 59 00:04:37,036 --> 00:04:39,455 What kind of woman wears underwear like this ? 60 00:04:39,497 --> 00:04:41,791 Hey, my mother wore underwear like that. 61 00:04:41,833 --> 00:04:43,960 Just put them somewhere, will you, babe ? 62 00:04:44,043 --> 00:04:47,088 Well, ''babe'' is gonna put it in the trash where it belongs. 63 00:04:47,130 --> 00:04:49,090 - So, your mother should excuse me. - [ Sighs ] 64 00:04:49,132 --> 00:04:51,301 Did you ever consider dating a woman who wears real underwear? 65 00:04:51,385 --> 00:04:54,805 The kind that covers the entire bottom the way it's supposed to ? 66 00:04:54,888 --> 00:04:57,725 - No. But if I do, should I call ? - Oh ! 67 00:04:58,976 --> 00:05:01,604 I'm gonna go clean the kitchen. 68 00:05:01,646 --> 00:05:03,606 You couldn't toast me a little bagel, could you ? 69 00:05:03,648 --> 00:05:05,984 Light cream cheese, tomatoes. Capers if we have any. 70 00:05:06,067 --> 00:05:08,945 Please! Come on. l can't think on an empty stomach. 71 00:05:08,987 --> 00:05:12,282 Okay. Allright. But only because you didn 't call me that pig name. 72 00:05:12,324 --> 00:05:14,326 Okay, you got it, babe. 73 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:23,419 Mr. Marshall, how are you doing today ? 74 00:05:23,503 --> 00:05:25,880 - I'm fit as a dancing bear. - I'll get that cab for you. 75 00:05:25,964 --> 00:05:28,717 - [ Whistles ] - That's some set of pipes you got. 76 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:32,638 - You have an excellent day, sir. - And you. 77 00:05:35,265 --> 00:05:38,102 At ease. 78 00:05:52,367 --> 00:05:54,787 - [ Gasps ] - Oh, oh, I'm so sorry ! 79 00:05:54,870 --> 00:05:56,747 I absolutely did not mean to do that. 80 00:05:56,830 --> 00:05:58,749 - Here. Let me get that for you. - It's okay. 81 00:05:58,833 --> 00:06:00,918 No, I'm mortified. I can see your hands are full. 82 00:06:01,002 --> 00:06:03,212 - Thank you. - Sorry. Let me get the door. 83 00:06:03,296 --> 00:06:05,215 [ Grunts ] 84 00:06:05,298 --> 00:06:07,217 - [ Giggles ] Thank you. - Thank you. 85 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:09,845 Halfcup, grande, nonfat, thick foam, wet cap, no lid. 86 00:06:09,928 --> 00:06:13,015 ''Halfcaff,'' grande, nonfat, thick foam, wet cap, no lid. 87 00:06:13,056 --> 00:06:15,559 - So, when do you find out ? - Um, today, I think. 88 00:06:15,643 --> 00:06:20,231 Unless I didn't get it, and then I will just never find out. 89 00:06:20,314 --> 00:06:22,734 I'm sure I didn't get it. They were looking for an ''earth mother'' type. 90 00:06:22,775 --> 00:06:25,570 I overheard the director say I was more space cadet. 91 00:06:25,653 --> 00:06:28,073 I'm an actress. I can be whatever you want. 92 00:06:28,156 --> 00:06:30,575 - Is that true, can you ? - Oh, better be true. 93 00:06:30,617 --> 00:06:33,412 Otherwise, I'm stuck playing ditsy coffee girl the rest of my life. 94 00:06:33,495 --> 00:06:36,624 Thank you. Hon ? Thanks. 95 00:06:36,707 --> 00:06:40,920 Oh ! Hi, Nick. Hi. 96 00:06:41,003 --> 00:06:44,132 Oh, Lola, my love. When are you gonna let me buy you dinner ? 97 00:06:44,215 --> 00:06:46,760 Nick, I don't know why you don't believe me. I'm not your type. 98 00:06:46,843 --> 00:06:50,097 Trust me on this one. Cappuccino, extra foam. Tall or grande ? 99 00:06:50,180 --> 00:06:53,141 Grande. Or at least I like to think so. 100 00:06:53,225 --> 00:06:55,227 - Next. - You know, rumor has it... 101 00:06:55,311 --> 00:06:57,772 I'm getting some really big news at work today. 102 00:06:57,855 --> 00:07:00,691 At least come out with me. Celebrate. I'll buy you a coffee. 103 00:07:00,775 --> 00:07:03,069 Memo to you: I work in a coffee shop. 104 00:07:03,111 --> 00:07:05,071 Hi. What can I get you ? 105 00:07:05,113 --> 00:07:07,282 - Hi. I'll take-- - Want me to stop asking you out ? 106 00:07:07,365 --> 00:07:09,284 Sorry. This will just take a sec. 107 00:07:09,367 --> 00:07:12,204 Because, Lola, give me the word and I'll stop. 108 00:07:12,287 --> 00:07:15,833 Yes, I'm gonna give you the word because I'm an actress. 109 00:07:15,916 --> 00:07:19,253 Or at least I'm trying to be one. I'm trying to concentrate on that. 110 00:07:19,295 --> 00:07:22,423 So, you know, it would be a good thing, if you wouldn't mind, 111 00:07:22,465 --> 00:07:24,425 to stop asking me out ! 112 00:07:25,593 --> 00:07:27,721 Honey, you seem so stressed. 113 00:07:27,804 --> 00:07:29,931 I am stressed. I have a lot on my plate. 114 00:07:30,015 --> 00:07:31,975 So, let's not talk about this now. 115 00:07:32,017 --> 00:07:34,311 Why don't I meet you here, say, tomorrow ? 1 0:00 ? 1 0:30 ? 116 00:07:34,395 --> 00:07:36,397 - Okay, that would be good. - So, that's a date ? 117 00:07:36,480 --> 00:07:39,775 It's a date. Thank you. 118 00:07:39,817 --> 00:07:42,528 Sir, that was inspiring. 119 00:07:42,612 --> 00:07:44,530 I know. 120 00:07:46,241 --> 00:07:48,159 [Woman] Good morning, Sloane-Curtis. 121 00:07:48,243 --> 00:07:50,162 - Good morning, Mr. Marshall. - Hi, honey. 122 00:07:50,245 --> 00:07:52,164 - What's the dirt ? - I was at breakfast this morning-- 123 00:07:52,247 --> 00:07:54,249 - Hey, Norm ! You winning ? - Of course. 124 00:07:54,333 --> 00:07:57,169 I heard Miller's shopping around, looking for a new agency. 125 00:07:57,211 --> 00:07:59,171 Miller Lite. I know. I'm all over it. 126 00:07:59,213 --> 00:08:02,508 Also, I heard Darcy McGuire left B.B.D. & O. Good morning, Angela. 127 00:08:02,592 --> 00:08:04,510 -You're kidding. Left or was fired ? -I don't know. 128 00:08:04,594 --> 00:08:06,554 Everyone there is thrilled to get rid of her. 129 00:08:06,638 --> 00:08:09,808 Well, so much for edgy female vision. 130 00:08:09,850 --> 00:08:12,144 So, that girl we met last night at the club, 131 00:08:12,185 --> 00:08:14,438 nothing happened after you put her in the cab, right ? 132 00:08:14,521 --> 00:08:16,732 It did ? Something happened ? 133 00:08:16,815 --> 00:08:18,818 But she said she had to be in bed early. 134 00:08:18,901 --> 00:08:21,612 I had her in bed by 11:00. Or was it quarter to ? 135 00:08:21,696 --> 00:08:23,615 You - You're like a genius, you know that ? 136 00:08:23,698 --> 00:08:27,327 What can I tell you, buddy ? I'm blessed. And today is my lucky day. 137 00:08:27,410 --> 00:08:31,498 Not only is my ex-wife remarrying-- right now, as a matter of fact-- 138 00:08:31,581 --> 00:08:34,168 but Wanamaker called me himself, wanted to see me first thing. 139 00:08:34,251 --> 00:08:36,837 - Called twice to confirm. - Call me when he makes it official. 140 00:08:36,879 --> 00:08:40,800 It's not gonna be as easy to suck up to ''creative director,'' you know. 141 00:08:40,883 --> 00:08:43,970 Not to worry. I'll make us a lunch rez at the Drake to celebrate. 142 00:08:44,053 --> 00:08:47,390 Don't count your chickens, huh ? 1:00 ? 143 00:08:47,474 --> 00:08:49,601 Pick you up. 144 00:08:49,684 --> 00:08:51,603 Can I borrow this ? 145 00:08:57,401 --> 00:08:59,403 - Hey, Dina. - Hi. 146 00:08:59,487 --> 00:09:01,739 Do you know the difference between a wife and a job ? 147 00:09:01,781 --> 00:09:04,075 - What is it ? - After ten years, job still sucks. 148 00:09:04,117 --> 00:09:06,286 - [ Laughing ] - That's a good one, huh ? 149 00:09:06,369 --> 00:09:09,581 I wouldn't do that if I were you. That's not a good idea, no. 150 00:09:10,832 --> 00:09:12,751 - Oh, Mr. Marshall, hi. - Hey. 151 00:09:12,834 --> 00:09:15,587 I put the storyboards on your desk. Picked up your shoes from Barney's. 152 00:09:15,671 --> 00:09:17,590 Got your glasses fixed. There was no charge. 153 00:09:17,673 --> 00:09:19,592 This morning's staff meeting was cancelled. 154 00:09:19,675 --> 00:09:21,594 And I got your cigarettes. They're next to your laptop. 155 00:09:21,677 --> 00:09:23,638 This morning's staff meeting was cancelled. 156 00:09:23,721 --> 00:09:26,391 - That's what I was told. - Hmm. 157 00:09:26,433 --> 00:09:30,520 Good morning, girls. [ Chuckling ] 158 00:09:30,604 --> 00:09:32,814 Good afternoon, sire. 159 00:09:32,898 --> 00:09:35,859 Hey, anybody know why the staff meeting was cancelled ? 160 00:09:35,943 --> 00:09:37,862 Nobody called us. 161 00:09:37,945 --> 00:09:40,740 Oh, but Mr. Wanamaker wants to see you as soon as you get in, 162 00:09:40,781 --> 00:09:44,077 which I told his office was 15 minutes ago. 163 00:09:44,118 --> 00:09:46,162 - I know. - You couldn't show up on time ? 164 00:09:46,246 --> 00:09:49,374 You know you're being promoted. But you look very sharp, by the way. 165 00:09:49,457 --> 00:09:51,376 - Thank you. - Like a creative director. 166 00:09:51,460 --> 00:09:53,754 - Very distinguished. - [ Exhales Deeply ] 167 00:09:53,796 --> 00:09:57,049 You able to handle yourselves on the 44th floor ? Be truthful. 168 00:09:57,132 --> 00:09:59,510 Are you kidding ? We were made for the 44th floor. 169 00:09:59,593 --> 00:10:02,597 Now, get up there already, so we can break out the bubbly. 170 00:10:02,638 --> 00:10:05,058 - Don't wait up. - [ Both ] Don't wait up. 171 00:10:05,141 --> 00:10:07,811 - He's so adorable. - He says the cutest things. 172 00:10:10,313 --> 00:10:12,274 Boy. 173 00:10:14,067 --> 00:10:17,446 Sorry, buddy. I was in the board meeting that would never end. 174 00:10:17,488 --> 00:10:19,699 - Have you been here long ? - A couple minutes. That's all. 175 00:10:19,782 --> 00:10:22,118 Jess, can I get a cup of decaf and a couple Tylenol? 176 00:10:22,160 --> 00:10:25,079 And see if we got any Echinacea. And I need some club soda. 177 00:10:25,163 --> 00:10:29,292 I got something on my tie. Know what ?Just get me another tie. 178 00:10:29,334 --> 00:10:33,630 I saw the mock-ups you did for Johnny Walker. They're fantastic. 179 00:10:33,672 --> 00:10:35,925 Oh, that's my job, Dan. 180 00:10:36,008 --> 00:10:38,344 So, you know l'm not great at making speeches, 181 00:10:38,427 --> 00:10:41,430 especially when I haven't got you to write them for me. 182 00:10:41,514 --> 00:10:45,018 So, I'll do my best. I've been in this racket over 30 years. 183 00:10:45,101 --> 00:10:47,145 Let me tell you something, it doesn't get any easier. 184 00:10:47,228 --> 00:10:49,981 As a matter of fact, it gets harder and harder. 185 00:10:50,023 --> 00:10:51,984 The '80s were our glory days. 186 00:10:52,025 --> 00:10:55,070 They were all about alcohol, tobacco and cars. 187 00:10:55,154 --> 00:10:57,656 I felt like I was on top of my game. 188 00:10:57,698 --> 00:11:01,702 And then in the '90s, men stopped dominating how dollars were spent, 189 00:11:01,786 --> 00:11:03,746 and we lost our compass. 190 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:08,877 Women between 16 and 24 are the fastest-growing consumer group. 191 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:13,048 Girls who were born in the mid-'80s control our advertising dollars. 192 00:11:13,131 --> 00:11:15,968 Sorry. No Echinacea. Hi, Nick. 193 00:11:16,051 --> 00:11:18,596 - Hey. - Red or lavender? 194 00:11:18,679 --> 00:11:21,474 Red. No, no, lavender. That'sgood. 195 00:11:21,557 --> 00:11:25,228 Lavender's good. While we've been shooting beer commercials... 196 00:11:25,311 --> 00:11:28,815 with the Swedish bikini team, the industry has been transformed. 197 00:11:28,899 --> 00:11:31,735 We were the agency in town ten years ago. 198 00:11:31,818 --> 00:11:34,613 Now we're struggling to be third. 199 00:11:34,697 --> 00:11:37,700 lf we don't evolve and think beyond our naturalability, 200 00:11:37,741 --> 00:11:40,328 we're gonna go down. 201 00:11:40,411 --> 00:11:44,249 ''Think beyond our natural -'' I'm not quite clear what you mean. 202 00:11:44,332 --> 00:11:46,710 What do you know about Darcy McGuire ? 203 00:11:46,751 --> 00:11:49,671 Oh, hey, l heard on the whisper she just left B.B.D. & O. 204 00:11:49,754 --> 00:11:52,883 I never met the woman, but I hear she's a real man-eater. 205 00:11:52,925 --> 00:11:55,511 She won that Cleo last year we should have won for the add about-- 206 00:11:55,594 --> 00:11:58,556 Oh, yeah, right. That was her ? I forgot about that. 207 00:11:58,597 --> 00:12:04,020 Yeah, I wish I had. Oh, boy, I hear she is a bitch on wheels. 208 00:12:04,103 --> 00:12:08,066 - That's very funny. - Yeah, why ? 209 00:12:08,108 --> 00:12:10,944 [ Stammers ] 'Cause I just hired her. 210 00:12:12,112 --> 00:12:14,072 To do what ? 211 00:12:16,367 --> 00:12:19,870 You know I love you, Nick, but it's a woman's world out there. 212 00:12:19,954 --> 00:12:23,458 Getting into a women's psyche is not exactly your strong suit. 213 00:12:23,583 --> 00:12:25,794 You can get into their pants better than anybody on Earth, 214 00:12:25,877 --> 00:12:27,837 but their psyche is a whole other ball game. 215 00:12:27,879 --> 00:12:31,008 You hired Darcy McGuire to do what ? 216 00:12:31,091 --> 00:12:35,012 She hasn't done it on her own yet, but somebody was gonna grab her. 217 00:12:35,054 --> 00:12:38,307 And she's smart, Nick. She's very smart. 218 00:12:38,391 --> 00:12:42,770 You made her creative director, didn't you ? 219 00:12:42,854 --> 00:12:46,816 Sorry. This isn't easy, but I got the board breathing down my neck. 220 00:12:46,858 --> 00:12:49,402 She's coming in this afternoon. You'll meet her. 221 00:12:49,486 --> 00:12:51,822 - Come on. Roll with this. - [ Coughs ] 222 00:12:51,863 --> 00:12:55,826 Work with her because she's got what I need to keep this place afloat. 223 00:12:55,868 --> 00:12:58,746 She's got what you need, meaning she's a woman. 224 00:12:58,829 --> 00:13:00,873 You know how we can compete with that ? 225 00:13:05,253 --> 00:13:08,089 He's coming. He's coming. He's coming. 226 00:13:08,173 --> 00:13:10,092 [ Women Scream ] 227 00:13:10,175 --> 00:13:13,554 Not so fast, girls. Put it on ice. 228 00:13:14,888 --> 00:13:16,849 We'll break it out soon. 229 00:13:18,392 --> 00:13:20,519 We're not moving to the 44th floor ? 230 00:13:20,561 --> 00:13:22,939 Not today. 231 00:13:24,524 --> 00:13:27,277 - Oh. - Okay, Gigi, one more. 232 00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:30,947 Gigi, your ex is here. 233 00:13:37,705 --> 00:13:41,667 Honey, you look like... $48 million. 234 00:13:41,751 --> 00:13:44,170 Thank you. 235 00:13:44,254 --> 00:13:46,297 - May I kiss the bride ? - Sure. 236 00:13:48,675 --> 00:13:50,886 - Nick. - Nick ! Ted. 237 00:13:50,927 --> 00:13:54,014 Congratulations, Ted. You're a lucky man. 238 00:13:54,098 --> 00:13:56,058 Well, thanks. I happen to agree. 239 00:13:56,141 --> 00:13:58,936 So, you're going on a cruise. Two weeks, huh ? 240 00:13:59,020 --> 00:14:01,314 Well, actually, the cruise is just the last week. 241 00:14:01,397 --> 00:14:03,608 Alexandra has an itinerary, and I faxed one... 242 00:14:03,691 --> 00:14:05,902 to your office yesterday, to your apartment last week. 243 00:14:05,944 --> 00:14:08,280 Ted's office has one, as does the school. 244 00:14:08,363 --> 00:14:11,825 -In case I've fallen off the planet? -You never know. 245 00:14:11,908 --> 00:14:14,411 [ Chuckles ] 246 00:14:14,453 --> 00:14:18,582 Hey, here she is. Pretty in pink. So, two whole weeks together? 247 00:14:18,666 --> 00:14:21,627 - Yeah, how you gonna handle it ? - l'm gonna love it. 248 00:14:21,669 --> 00:14:24,964 You can take care of your old man. Cook for me. Get my slippers. 249 00:14:25,006 --> 00:14:28,093 - Yeah, that'll be happening. - Alexandra has a boyfriend now. 250 00:14:28,176 --> 00:14:31,888 - Mom ! - So he won't be surprised. 251 00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:34,141 You have a boyfriend ? You're only 13 years old. 252 00:14:34,224 --> 00:14:36,644 Am I ? I thought I was 15. 253 00:14:36,727 --> 00:14:38,979 [ Chuckles ] We're gonna be fiine. 254 00:14:40,064 --> 00:14:41,983 Look, I wanna meet Cameron. 255 00:14:42,066 --> 00:14:44,944 - Okay if I meet Dad at his place ? - Is it all right ? 256 00:14:44,986 --> 00:14:46,946 - Yeah, well, I - - What time ? 257 00:14:46,988 --> 00:14:49,115 8:00. 9:00, maybe ? 258 00:14:49,157 --> 00:14:51,201 - 7:30. - Okay. 259 00:14:51,284 --> 00:14:54,288 - Bye, Mom. - Oh, honey. I'm gonna miss you. 260 00:14:54,371 --> 00:14:57,374 I'm gonna miss you too. Ted, have a good time. 261 00:14:57,458 --> 00:15:00,044 - Bye, pumpkin. - Bye. 262 00:15:00,127 --> 00:15:02,797 - Nick. - Honey. 263 00:15:02,839 --> 00:15:04,799 Later. 264 00:15:06,968 --> 00:15:10,555 Yeah, 7:30's fine. Thanks for asking. 265 00:15:10,639 --> 00:15:13,308 And the name's Dad. 266 00:15:21,609 --> 00:15:23,528 - Here you go. - Thanks. 267 00:15:25,989 --> 00:15:28,867 -Hey, I heard. I can't believe this. -My next headache. 268 00:15:28,950 --> 00:15:30,869 Don't worry. We'll get through it. 269 00:15:30,952 --> 00:15:32,871 Yeah. 270 00:15:32,955 --> 00:15:37,710 [ Laughing ] Everyone, everyone, meet Darcy McGuire. 271 00:15:37,793 --> 00:15:39,670 - Oh, jeez. - [ Applause ] 272 00:15:39,712 --> 00:15:43,216 - My goodness. Everybody showed up. - Darcy, how are you ? 273 00:15:43,299 --> 00:15:46,177 - Nice to see you. Hi ! - Pleasant surprise. 274 00:15:46,219 --> 00:15:49,347 - God, what a small world. - Welcome aboard. 275 00:15:49,431 --> 00:15:52,351 I'm so glad to meet you. 276 00:15:55,896 --> 00:15:58,107 Hello. I'm Darcy. 277 00:15:58,190 --> 00:16:00,568 Hi. I'm Nick Marshall. 278 00:16:00,651 --> 00:16:02,945 Oh, I've heard a lot about you, Nick. 279 00:16:03,029 --> 00:16:06,199 -I've heard a lot about you too. -Don't worry, can't all be true. 280 00:16:06,282 --> 00:16:09,035 [ Chuckling ] Let's hope not. 281 00:16:09,119 --> 00:16:11,788 Hey. 282 00:16:11,872 --> 00:16:15,084 Hey, standing room only. It's a first. 283 00:16:15,167 --> 00:16:18,879 I'm very, very excited for you all to meet Darcy McGuire. 284 00:16:18,963 --> 00:16:21,090 -[Applause] -Darcy's extraordinary reputation... 285 00:16:21,174 --> 00:16:23,426 as a leader in the field precedes her. 286 00:16:23,509 --> 00:16:26,429 At B.B.D. & O., Darcy led a creative team... 287 00:16:26,471 --> 00:16:29,474 that snagged $500 million in new business wins. 288 00:16:29,558 --> 00:16:31,560 And that was just last year alone. 289 00:16:31,601 --> 00:16:35,606 At Sloane-Curtis, we've prided ourselves on our strategic thinking. 290 00:16:35,689 --> 00:16:39,986 Now it's time for us to step up and prove ourselves creatively... 291 00:16:40,069 --> 00:16:41,988 in the marketplace. 292 00:16:42,071 --> 00:16:44,574 And l'm thrilled that Darcy has consented to move across town, 293 00:16:44,616 --> 00:16:47,827 join our team and lead us into the 21st century. 294 00:16:47,911 --> 00:16:49,496 - [ Chuckles ] - [Applause] 295 00:16:50,622 --> 00:16:52,583 Thank you, Dan. 296 00:16:52,624 --> 00:16:54,668 And thank you all for that warm welcome. 297 00:16:54,752 --> 00:16:56,795 Let me start off by saying the feeling is mutual. 298 00:16:56,879 --> 00:16:59,423 I am absolutely thrilled to be here. 299 00:16:59,465 --> 00:17:02,135 When I first started in this business, it was my dream... 300 00:17:02,218 --> 00:17:04,137 to work at Sloane-Curtis. 301 00:17:04,220 --> 00:17:06,181 I even believe I applied for a job here twice. 302 00:17:06,264 --> 00:17:10,644 - Somebody call personnel. - [ Laughter ] 303 00:17:10,727 --> 00:17:13,647 But it was B.B.D. & O. that offered me a home. 304 00:17:13,730 --> 00:17:16,567 And what I learned there was that any success I had... 305 00:17:16,650 --> 00:17:19,612 was a direct result of the team of people that I work with. 306 00:17:19,695 --> 00:17:22,031 I know that two heads are better than one. 307 00:17:22,115 --> 00:17:24,117 I know that five heads are better than two. 308 00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:28,330 And I know that if we put our heads and our hearts into this company, 309 00:17:28,413 --> 00:17:30,457 we will deliver, I know that. 310 00:17:30,499 --> 00:17:33,210 Now, I love challenges. I love hard work. 311 00:17:33,293 --> 00:17:36,672 I look forward to sitting at this very table tossing ideas around... 312 00:17:36,755 --> 00:17:40,176 until what I fear will be the wee hours of the morning. 313 00:17:40,217 --> 00:17:44,556 I want the work we do to say something about who we are. 314 00:17:44,639 --> 00:17:47,017 - How we think, what we feel. - I'm sorry. 315 00:17:48,226 --> 00:17:51,146 [ Coughs ] Excuse me. 316 00:17:51,188 --> 00:17:55,901 So, as our friends in Hollywood say, ''Let's cut to the chase.'' 317 00:17:55,985 --> 00:17:59,155 How are we gonna turn this company around ? 318 00:18:00,740 --> 00:18:03,826 When Sears decided to go after women in their advertising... 319 00:18:03,910 --> 00:18:05,870 and said, ''Come see the softer side of Sears,'' 320 00:18:05,954 --> 00:18:07,872 their revenues went up 30%. 321 00:18:07,956 --> 00:18:10,751 Thirty percent. That's huge. 322 00:18:10,834 --> 00:18:15,422 Female-driven advertising totalled $40 billion last year. 323 00:18:15,506 --> 00:18:18,092 And Sloane-Curtis' share of that was ? 324 00:18:20,219 --> 00:18:21,762 Zero. 325 00:18:21,846 --> 00:18:24,390 If you want to sell an anti-wrinkle cream... 326 00:18:24,474 --> 00:18:27,102 or a Ford Mustang to a woman - forgive me- 327 00:18:27,185 --> 00:18:29,187 but this is the last place you bring your business. 328 00:18:29,271 --> 00:18:33,275 And we can't afford to not have a piece of a $40 billion pie. 329 00:18:33,358 --> 00:18:37,238 So, I have put together a little kit for everybody. 330 00:18:37,279 --> 00:18:40,408 Nobody panic. This is supposed to be fun. 331 00:18:40,491 --> 00:18:44,203 Every product in this box is looking for new representation... 332 00:18:44,287 --> 00:18:46,748 right now, and they're all made for women. 333 00:18:46,831 --> 00:18:50,544 l'm pretty sure all the women here are familiar with these products, 334 00:18:50,585 --> 00:18:53,213 so for the men let's just briefly run through them. 335 00:18:53,255 --> 00:18:55,758 - [ Cracking Knuckles ] - Here you go, Nick. 336 00:19:00,221 --> 00:19:02,140 Thank you. 337 00:19:02,223 --> 00:19:05,143 Each kit contains anti-wrinkle cream, 338 00:19:05,226 --> 00:19:08,313 mascara, moisturizing lipstick, 339 00:19:08,396 --> 00:19:10,899 bath beads, quick-dry nailpolish, 340 00:19:10,982 --> 00:19:15,362 an at-home waxing kit, a more wonderful Wonderbra, 341 00:19:15,446 --> 00:19:19,241 - a pregnancy test, hair volumizer, - Oh, sorry. 342 00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:21,452 pore cleansing strips, Advil, 343 00:19:21,536 --> 00:19:24,956 control-top pantyhose and a Visa card. 344 00:19:25,039 --> 00:19:28,501 Now I want everybody to come up with something-- 345 00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:31,797 for one product, for two, the whole box-- whatever moves you. 346 00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:34,800 We'll get together tomorrow, have a little show-and-tell. 347 00:19:34,883 --> 00:19:37,303 How's 8:30 for everybody ? 348 00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:40,598 Great. See you at 8.:30 tomorrow morning. 349 00:19:44,727 --> 00:19:46,855 A nightmare. 350 00:19:46,938 --> 00:19:49,858 Read my lips - 351 00:19:49,941 --> 00:19:52,402 night-mare. 352 00:19:52,527 --> 00:19:54,738 - [ Crowd Cheering ] - Miss, miss, miss ! 353 00:19:54,780 --> 00:19:57,241 That's another 500 bucks. 354 00:19:58,909 --> 00:20:01,787 - [Switching Channels] - We play our dangerous game. 355 00:20:01,871 --> 00:20:05,124 A game of chess... against our old adversary. 356 00:20:05,208 --> 00:20:10,005 ''Adversary'' ? Surely you mean adversary, old boy ? 357 00:20:10,088 --> 00:20:13,592 Vinaigrette for arugula salad. 358 00:20:13,675 --> 00:20:17,596 - ...women's political caucus. - Tuck the pelvis under. Lifting. 359 00:20:20,099 --> 00:20:22,268 [ Impersonating Sean Connery ] Buns of steel. 360 00:20:22,310 --> 00:20:24,270 I'd steal her buns if I could. 361 00:20:26,314 --> 00:20:29,693 Here it comes. Yes, he nailed the dismount ! 362 00:20:29,776 --> 00:20:32,112 Now let's check in on the women's finals. 363 00:20:32,195 --> 00:20:34,281 [ Grumbles ] Women's finals. 364 00:20:34,323 --> 00:20:37,785 There's way too much estrogen on television these days. 365 00:20:41,205 --> 00:20:44,542 And as we all know, the perfect antidote for estrogen... 366 00:20:44,626 --> 00:20:47,796 [ Grunts ] is Frank. 367 00:20:47,879 --> 00:20:49,840 Oh, I need some Frank. 368 00:20:54,386 --> 00:20:57,181 Help me, buddy. Help me now. 369 00:21:04,188 --> 00:21:07,192 [ Frank Sinatra ] 370 00:21:10,362 --> 00:21:14,742 [ Singing Along ] 371 00:22:16,850 --> 00:22:19,520 - Don't panic. 372 00:22:19,603 --> 00:22:21,522 This is supposed to be fun. 373 00:22:21,606 --> 00:22:24,859 - Okay. Okay, I can do this. 374 00:22:24,943 --> 00:22:26,861 I'm a professional. 375 00:22:28,863 --> 00:22:30,782 Lipstick. All right. 376 00:22:30,866 --> 00:22:34,286 Lipstick on a guy's collar ? No, no, women will hate that. 377 00:22:34,369 --> 00:22:36,747 Lipstick on a guy's collar that won't rub off. 378 00:22:36,830 --> 00:22:38,791 No, that's even worse. 379 00:22:38,833 --> 00:22:41,586 Okay, okay, okay, I gotta think like a broad. 380 00:22:41,627 --> 00:22:45,256 All right, I'm a broad. 381 00:22:45,298 --> 00:22:47,550 I see lipstick... [ Sniffs ] 382 00:22:47,634 --> 00:22:50,762 on a dark-haired Tahitian beauty, 383 00:22:50,804 --> 00:22:54,141 standing under a waterfall, wearing nothing but a thong. 384 00:22:54,224 --> 00:22:57,937 Water cascading down her back. 385 00:22:57,978 --> 00:23:00,648 I'm a lesbian. 386 00:23:00,731 --> 00:23:03,025 [ Scoffs ] I gotta change the music. 387 00:23:03,109 --> 00:23:06,780 I wonder. I wonder. 388 00:23:06,863 --> 00:23:08,823 Oh, Alex, thank you. 389 00:23:11,410 --> 00:23:14,121 Ah, jackpot ! 390 00:23:15,289 --> 00:23:17,625 Oh, she's hot. 391 00:23:37,605 --> 00:23:39,565 - You go, girl. 392 00:23:39,649 --> 00:23:41,984 [ Singing Along ] 393 00:23:49,826 --> 00:23:52,871 - Looks like big dandruff. 394 00:23:52,955 --> 00:23:55,457 Smooth, yeah, smooth. Oh, cool. 395 00:23:55,541 --> 00:23:58,377 Wow, mascara. Here we go. 396 00:23:59,503 --> 00:24:01,839 [ Mumbles ] 397 00:24:01,923 --> 00:24:04,592 [ Sighs ] Nice, thick lashes. 398 00:24:04,676 --> 00:24:08,305 Ow ! Ow ! Shit, that stings ! What the fu-- 399 00:24:08,388 --> 00:24:12,601 Okay, fine. Well, I need some anesthetic here. 400 00:24:12,684 --> 00:24:14,603 [ Exhales Deeply ] 401 00:24:14,686 --> 00:24:18,023 [ Gargles ] 402 00:24:18,107 --> 00:24:20,151 [ Burps ] Beautiful. 403 00:24:20,234 --> 00:24:23,154 [ Sighs ] Okay. Now... 404 00:24:23,237 --> 00:24:25,532 for the piece de resistance, we have-- 405 00:24:26,574 --> 00:24:29,744 We have the right leg. Yes, excellent. 406 00:24:29,828 --> 00:24:34,208 And the hot, hot wax. Very hot wax. 407 00:24:34,249 --> 00:24:37,545 Here we go. [ Gasping ] 408 00:24:37,586 --> 00:24:39,588 Jeez ! Ooh, that's hot. 409 00:24:39,672 --> 00:24:42,675 Okay, test of manhood. Here we go. 410 00:24:42,759 --> 00:24:44,719 Okay, we passed. 411 00:24:44,761 --> 00:24:49,391 And next... we immediately apply disposable cloth... 412 00:24:49,474 --> 00:24:52,144 over the waxed... area. 413 00:24:52,227 --> 00:24:54,146 Straight ahead. 414 00:24:54,229 --> 00:24:56,065 Yes. 415 00:24:56,148 --> 00:24:59,902 Yeah... it feels kinda nice, yeah. 416 00:24:59,944 --> 00:25:02,613 I don't know why women complain about waxing their legs. 417 00:25:02,697 --> 00:25:04,991 ''In one smooth motion, yank the strip quickly... 418 00:25:05,074 --> 00:25:06,993 in the opposite direction of the hair growth.'' 419 00:25:07,077 --> 00:25:09,454 No, no, that would be north. 420 00:25:09,538 --> 00:25:13,417 One, two, three. [ Screams ] 421 00:25:13,458 --> 00:25:16,128 [ Gasping ] 422 00:25:16,211 --> 00:25:18,130 [ Scoffiing ] 423 00:25:21,092 --> 00:25:23,010 [Light Clangs] 424 00:25:24,470 --> 00:25:28,183 Women are insane. Who would do that more than once ? 425 00:25:28,266 --> 00:25:33,438 I don't know. Why would anybody even do the other leg ? 426 00:25:38,277 --> 00:25:40,279 Ah, yes, that's right, girls. 427 00:25:40,363 --> 00:25:42,782 Wax it off and cover it up. 428 00:25:42,824 --> 00:25:47,037 Yeah. Ally-oop ! Ooh, wait. 429 00:25:48,371 --> 00:25:52,501 Oh, shit ! I guess this takes a little finesse. 430 00:25:52,584 --> 00:25:55,295 One down, two to go. [ Chuckles ] 431 00:26:00,843 --> 00:26:03,805 [ Grunting ] 432 00:26:03,846 --> 00:26:06,474 Okay. Okay. 433 00:26:11,146 --> 00:26:13,065 Okay. 434 00:26:15,901 --> 00:26:17,862 [ Clears Throat ] 435 00:26:17,903 --> 00:26:20,948 Oh. 436 00:26:21,032 --> 00:26:24,410 Honey, you just lost yourself five pounds. 437 00:26:24,494 --> 00:26:27,914 [ Chuckles ] All right, where's my Wonderbra ? 438 00:26:27,998 --> 00:26:29,916 Oh. 439 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:33,003 - [ Gasps ] - Let's see which end is up here. 440 00:26:33,086 --> 00:26:35,673 - Hi ! - What are you doing ? 441 00:26:35,714 --> 00:26:37,675 Exfoliating ? 442 00:26:37,716 --> 00:26:40,052 - Yo. - You must be, um-- 443 00:26:40,136 --> 00:26:42,847 Cameron, my boyfriend. This is Nick. 444 00:26:42,889 --> 00:26:46,518 - Her father. - That's nice nail polish you got. 445 00:26:46,601 --> 00:26:50,272 Yeah, I'm just doing a new research thing at work, you know. 446 00:26:50,355 --> 00:26:52,691 - Get into the female psyche-- - Whatever. 447 00:26:52,774 --> 00:26:54,401 Yeah. 448 00:26:54,485 --> 00:26:57,613 I should probably take off. 449 00:26:57,696 --> 00:27:00,575 - No, you don't have to. - It's cool. I'll see you later. 450 00:27:00,700 --> 00:27:02,493 - Bye. - Bye. 451 00:27:04,078 --> 00:27:05,997 - I'll call you. - Okay. 452 00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:08,083 Nice meeting you, eh ? 453 00:27:08,166 --> 00:27:10,210 Yeah. 454 00:27:12,212 --> 00:27:14,798 - Excuse me. Did you kiss that guy ? - Where did you get this ? 455 00:27:14,882 --> 00:27:18,177 - Your zipper thing. You're kissing? - You went through my stuff ! 456 00:27:18,260 --> 00:27:20,554 I needed some music. It was just sitting there. 457 00:27:20,638 --> 00:27:24,267 What are you, allergic to listening? You never listen when I talk. 458 00:27:24,350 --> 00:27:28,063 If I'm stuck staying here, then my stuff's gonna be around, okay ? 459 00:27:28,146 --> 00:27:31,024 I don't want you to just go through everything. 460 00:27:31,066 --> 00:27:33,694 - I don't listen to you ? - You think you listen to me. 461 00:27:33,777 --> 00:27:35,487 - Yeah. - You do ? 462 00:27:35,571 --> 00:27:37,573 What's my boyfriend's name ? 463 00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:39,784 Uh, it's-- 464 00:27:39,867 --> 00:27:42,203 - Good night. - No, no, wait, come back. 465 00:27:42,286 --> 00:27:44,831 Dustin is his name. Dustin, that's his name. 466 00:27:44,914 --> 00:27:47,542 Right ? No. Don't slam the-- 467 00:27:48,543 --> 00:27:51,380 C-Carson. 468 00:27:51,421 --> 00:27:53,382 Carmen. Carmine ! Carmine ! 469 00:27:53,423 --> 00:27:56,010 - [DoorLocks] - Carmichael ! 470 00:27:59,347 --> 00:28:03,267 I can't remember a guy's name, they figure you're not listening to them. 471 00:28:03,351 --> 00:28:05,270 [ Sighs ] 472 00:28:10,442 --> 00:28:12,402 What do women want ? 473 00:28:13,862 --> 00:28:15,781 I know it has three syllables. 474 00:28:17,157 --> 00:28:19,118 [ Hair Dryer Whirs ] 475 00:28:19,201 --> 00:28:21,829 Cameron. His name is Cameron ! 476 00:28:30,672 --> 00:28:32,799 Whoa ! 477 00:28:43,436 --> 00:28:45,855 [ Panting ] 478 00:28:51,778 --> 00:28:54,114 Oh, Jesus. That's so dangerous. 479 00:28:55,783 --> 00:28:57,827 Ninety percent of all accidents happen-- 480 00:29:21,477 --> 00:29:23,896 [Sirens Wailing] 481 00:29:31,947 --> 00:29:34,867 Oh, what the hell has he done now ? 482 00:29:36,493 --> 00:29:39,497 I hope he's not dead. 483 00:29:39,580 --> 00:29:43,209 [ Groans ] No, I'm fine. 484 00:29:43,292 --> 00:29:46,588 [ Groans ] I'm fine, I think. 485 00:29:46,671 --> 00:29:49,508 Are you sure ? 486 00:29:49,591 --> 00:29:52,844 [ Shudders ] No. Yes. 487 00:29:54,388 --> 00:29:56,849 [ Groaning ] 488 00:30:12,866 --> 00:30:16,161 Cleaner pores. Thicker hair. 489 00:30:16,203 --> 00:30:19,039 Very weird headache. Really weird. 490 00:30:19,123 --> 00:30:22,043 Now I gotta clean up bras and home pregnancy tests ? 491 00:30:22,126 --> 00:30:24,963 The man doesn't pay me enough for the things I have to do. 492 00:30:25,046 --> 00:30:27,340 Oh, Jesus, he's wearing panty hose ? 493 00:30:27,382 --> 00:30:29,384 Now he's a cross-dresser ? 494 00:30:29,467 --> 00:30:34,014 I was just experimenting with a few products from work, all right ? 495 00:30:35,307 --> 00:30:39,395 - Did I say anything ? - Oh, God, it's 8:00 already. 496 00:30:39,478 --> 00:30:43,691 To sleep till 8:00. He'd fire my ass if I wasn't here to wake him. 497 00:30:43,775 --> 00:30:46,653 Whew, are we in a mood today. 498 00:30:46,736 --> 00:30:48,863 Same as every other day. 499 00:30:50,574 --> 00:30:53,619 Honey, make me a little bagel with cream cheese. 500 00:30:53,702 --> 00:30:56,121 You know I can't think on an empty stomach. 501 00:30:56,205 --> 00:30:59,709 For your information, I'm not even hungry. 502 00:30:59,792 --> 00:31:01,961 Who said you were ? 503 00:31:03,171 --> 00:31:05,798 - Mr. Marshall. - Good morning, Flo. 504 00:31:05,882 --> 00:31:07,801 Let me get you a cab, sir. 505 00:31:07,884 --> 00:31:09,803 Sure. 506 00:31:09,886 --> 00:31:11,972 - [ Whistles ] - Thank you, Flo. 507 00:31:12,055 --> 00:31:14,183 [ Thinking ] You're welcome, my little sweet ass. 508 00:31:14,266 --> 00:31:16,644 What did you say ? 509 00:31:16,727 --> 00:31:19,271 Me ? Nothing. 510 00:31:19,355 --> 00:31:23,609 - You sure ? - Yes, sir. 511 00:31:23,693 --> 00:31:25,612 [ Growls To Herself] 512 00:31:27,197 --> 00:31:29,115 You know what ? I think I'll walk today. 513 00:31:29,199 --> 00:31:32,452 - I could use a little fresh air. - Have a great day, sir... 514 00:31:32,536 --> 00:31:36,498 with your fine ass looking like Shaft ! 515 00:31:36,582 --> 00:31:39,794 Whew ! I could just ride that puppy ! 516 00:31:39,877 --> 00:31:42,421 - [ Horn Honking ] - [Man] Watch where you're going. 517 00:31:42,505 --> 00:31:44,757 - You okay, sir ? - Fine. I'm fine. 518 00:31:50,931 --> 00:31:54,601 Did I turn the coffee maker off?l walked over, but did I turn it off? 519 00:31:54,643 --> 00:31:59,357 l can't remember. I saw the light, but did I turn the switch off? 520 00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:02,610 -What ? What ? -One kiss doesn't make me a lesbian. 521 00:32:02,693 --> 00:32:06,406 - Does it ? - What ? 522 00:32:06,489 --> 00:32:08,408 - Hmm ? - Oh, sorry. 523 00:32:08,491 --> 00:32:11,370 Two slices of toast, 150 calories, plusa tab and a half of butter, 524 00:32:11,453 --> 00:32:15,499 Estrogen is good for the heart but bad for the breasts. 525 00:32:15,582 --> 00:32:18,043 - What ? - My kid doesn't need Ritalin. 526 00:32:18,127 --> 00:32:21,214 - Get him to listen to what I say. - Monsieur, I need to poop. 527 00:32:21,297 --> 00:32:23,299 [ Gasps ] Oh, boy ! 528 00:32:24,592 --> 00:32:27,053 [ All Thinking At Once ] 529 00:32:32,184 --> 00:32:34,520 - [ Elevator Bell Dings ] - Aah ! 530 00:32:34,561 --> 00:32:36,271 [ Screams ] 531 00:32:36,355 --> 00:32:39,734 Oh, God, he nearly killed me. 532 00:32:39,817 --> 00:32:42,320 Too bad he missed. 533 00:32:45,532 --> 00:32:47,909 - [ Beeping ] - [ Door Buzzes ] 534 00:32:52,039 --> 00:32:54,416 - Good morning. - Good mor-- 535 00:32:54,500 --> 00:32:58,003 Don't look up. He'll make me hear another disgusting joke. 536 00:32:58,087 --> 00:33:00,464 He's such a schmuck. 537 00:33:01,549 --> 00:33:03,634 She thinks I'm a schmuck ? 538 00:33:07,973 --> 00:33:10,517 Whoa, lighten up on that aftershave, buddy. 539 00:33:15,022 --> 00:33:19,193 Oh, what ? Oh, yeah, like you've got the perfect body ? 540 00:33:19,276 --> 00:33:21,612 Jeez. 541 00:33:21,696 --> 00:33:23,614 - Hi, Mr. Marshall. - No, no, don't say it. 542 00:33:23,698 --> 00:33:26,117 What ? I was going to tell you the Gillette budget's on your desk. 543 00:33:26,201 --> 00:33:29,079 And I went out last night and got you that Merlot that you wanted. 544 00:33:29,162 --> 00:33:31,081 Here's your credit card back. 545 00:33:33,458 --> 00:33:35,419 Thankyou. 546 00:33:35,461 --> 00:33:38,297 - You okay ? - Me ? Yeah. 547 00:33:38,380 --> 00:33:40,967 Do you realize that I have an lvy League education... 548 00:33:41,050 --> 00:33:43,803 and that running your stupid errands has put me into therapy ? 549 00:33:43,886 --> 00:33:46,306 Take me seriously and give me some real work to do. 550 00:33:46,389 --> 00:33:49,351 Oh, yeah, I remember why. Because I have a vagina ! 551 00:33:49,434 --> 00:33:52,104 - Aah ! - Anything else I can get for you ? 552 00:33:54,231 --> 00:33:56,609 Oh, good, you're on time. 553 00:33:56,650 --> 00:34:00,196 - Morning. - You look a little different. 554 00:34:00,279 --> 00:34:02,323 You know, I think maybe it's his hair. 555 00:34:02,406 --> 00:34:04,617 - It looks thicker, doesn't it ? - Gimme your coat. 556 00:34:04,701 --> 00:34:07,454 - Oh, oh, okay. - Mmm, you smell good today. 557 00:34:07,537 --> 00:34:09,956 - New cologne ? - No. 558 00:34:14,878 --> 00:34:17,923 Th-That's it ? No other thoughts ? 559 00:34:18,007 --> 00:34:21,928 - What do you mean ? - You feeling all right, doll ? 560 00:34:22,053 --> 00:34:24,722 [ Mumbling ] 561 00:34:24,806 --> 00:34:26,766 ''Linens, linings, loans, locks.'' 562 00:34:26,808 --> 00:34:29,561 - [Mumbling] - Hello, Nick ? 563 00:34:29,603 --> 00:34:31,646 Uh, Nick ? We gotta go. 564 00:34:31,730 --> 00:34:33,649 What are you doing ? It's 8:30. 565 00:34:33,732 --> 00:34:36,193 Can't go. Gotta find a doctor. Need a cure. Can't go. 566 00:34:36,276 --> 00:34:38,654 - Definitely can't go. - You sound like the guy from Shine. 567 00:34:38,737 --> 00:34:40,740 - What's wrong with you ? - I don't need a doctor. 568 00:34:40,823 --> 00:34:43,409 Maybe I need, like, an exorcist. 569 00:34:43,493 --> 00:34:45,453 Under ''E'' for exorcist. 570 00:34:45,495 --> 00:34:48,707 There are no exorcists in the greater Chicago area. 571 00:34:48,790 --> 00:34:53,420 Let's pull it together and sell some sensitive feminine shit, okay ? 572 00:34:53,503 --> 00:34:55,589 Sorry to interrupt. Here you go. 573 00:34:55,673 --> 00:34:57,341 [ Panting ] 574 00:34:57,424 --> 00:34:59,635 By the way, your hair looks really good today, Mr. Marshall. 575 00:34:59,719 --> 00:35:01,721 [ Thinking ] And it's okay you pay me minimum wage... 576 00:35:01,804 --> 00:35:04,223 because I use the company phone to call my boyfriend in Israel... 577 00:35:04,307 --> 00:35:06,643 for an hour. 578 00:35:07,727 --> 00:35:09,813 Tell me you heard that. 579 00:35:09,896 --> 00:35:12,316 Your hair looks really good. So what ? 580 00:35:12,357 --> 00:35:14,943 The - The other thing ! What she was thinking thing. 581 00:35:15,027 --> 00:35:18,989 I don't think she thinks too much. She's not exactly a genius. 582 00:35:19,073 --> 00:35:21,158 I'll have you know she went to an Ivy League school. 583 00:35:21,242 --> 00:35:24,329 - Doubt that. - The thing about the boyfriend, 584 00:35:24,412 --> 00:35:26,498 calling him in Israel, you heard that, yes, no ? 585 00:35:26,581 --> 00:35:28,500 I didn't hear it 'cause she didn't say it. 586 00:35:28,583 --> 00:35:33,755 Pull it together. We're gonna be late for our sorority meeting. 587 00:35:35,174 --> 00:35:39,512 Morgan, in case I, like, maybe die today-- 588 00:35:39,595 --> 00:35:43,224 Can we walk ? 'Cause in case you live, I don't wanna be late. 589 00:35:43,307 --> 00:35:45,977 Here's what happened, just in case the coroner asks. 590 00:35:46,019 --> 00:35:49,272 I got drunk, and I tried on all the products from the pink box. 591 00:35:49,356 --> 00:35:51,942 - You did not. - I put on all the products-- 592 00:35:52,025 --> 00:35:53,944 nail polish, panty hose, everything. 593 00:35:54,027 --> 00:35:55,988 - You tried on the panty hose ? - Yes, okay. 594 00:35:56,030 --> 00:35:58,449 Anyway, I was drying my hair, and I fell over and tripped, 595 00:35:58,532 --> 00:36:00,451 fell into the bathtub and electrocuted myself. 596 00:36:00,534 --> 00:36:02,745 I blacked out, and when I woke up... 597 00:36:02,829 --> 00:36:05,540 I could hear what every woman around me was... thinking. 598 00:36:05,623 --> 00:36:08,335 - Uh-huh. - Talking personal, private stuff. 599 00:36:08,418 --> 00:36:10,879 The stuff that nobody is supposed to hear, I hear that stuff. 600 00:36:10,921 --> 00:36:14,675 You know what I'm saying ? I can hear what women think. 601 00:36:14,716 --> 00:36:17,761 Can you ? Good, 'cause that's not a talent guys have these days. 602 00:36:17,845 --> 00:36:20,473 You don't believe me. You want me to prove it ? 603 00:36:20,556 --> 00:36:22,475 -See this attorney coming toward us? -Yeah. 604 00:36:24,727 --> 00:36:27,856 Oh, she thinks you're overpaid and gay. 605 00:36:27,897 --> 00:36:31,068 - What ? - I hear what they're all thinking. 606 00:36:31,151 --> 00:36:33,529 It's driving me crazy. Even French poodles, I can hear them. 607 00:36:33,570 --> 00:36:36,824 So we're on the same page, I need you to know you sound insane. 608 00:36:36,907 --> 00:36:39,410 You freaked out over losing the job, which I understand. 609 00:36:39,493 --> 00:36:43,164 But if you tell anybody you can hear the thoughts of a French poodle-- 610 00:36:43,247 --> 00:36:47,961 What if I jumped out the window? Jumped through the plate glass. 611 00:36:48,044 --> 00:36:52,299 Would they notice ? Probably not if I didn't get glass on anybody. 612 00:36:52,382 --> 00:36:56,387 That girl with the fruit is funny. Suicidal, but she is funny. 613 00:36:56,470 --> 00:36:59,098 Nick, what girl with the fruit ? 614 00:36:59,181 --> 00:37:01,767 - The-- - Huh ? 615 00:37:05,313 --> 00:37:08,274 Last one to arrive. Wants me to know I'm not his boss. 616 00:37:08,316 --> 00:37:10,402 Okay, you're a star. I get the message. 617 00:37:10,485 --> 00:37:13,864 She thinks I'm late because I want her to know she's not my boss. 618 00:37:13,947 --> 00:37:16,533 - What is she talking about ? - Put a lid on it. I'm begging you. 619 00:37:16,617 --> 00:37:19,745 Ooh, I can't believe I have butterflies in my stomach. 620 00:37:19,829 --> 00:37:21,789 Feels like the first day of school. 621 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,461 Okay, so let's see how we did. 622 00:37:26,544 --> 00:37:29,881 [Thinking] Nobody wants to go first. 623 00:37:29,965 --> 00:37:34,803 Everyone's avoiding me, except Nick Marshall. 624 00:37:34,845 --> 00:37:38,307 Unbelievable. The only one with good eye contact. 625 00:37:38,390 --> 00:37:41,811 At least he's looking at my eyes and not down my blouse. 626 00:37:41,894 --> 00:37:44,063 - Nick, what did you come up with ? - Me ? 627 00:37:44,147 --> 00:37:46,816 What did I come up with ? [ Chuckles ] 628 00:37:46,900 --> 00:37:49,569 He's so wired. 629 00:37:49,653 --> 00:37:51,571 Mostly... [ Clears Throat ] 630 00:37:51,655 --> 00:37:54,283 I thought about the moisturizing lipstick, 631 00:37:54,366 --> 00:37:56,452 never having worn lipstick myself. 632 00:37:58,329 --> 00:38:01,415 I tried to imagine what I'd want from a lipstick, if I were a woman. 633 00:38:01,499 --> 00:38:04,252 - Oh, spare me. - Okay, he's trying to be honest. 634 00:38:04,335 --> 00:38:06,880 You know, to be perfectly honest, 635 00:38:06,963 --> 00:38:12,010 I thought of a Tahitian beauty, bathing under a waterfall. 636 00:38:12,094 --> 00:38:14,930 Oy, I'm gonna die here with these kinds of ideas. 637 00:38:15,013 --> 00:38:19,769 But, uh, you know, I'm working on it, and it's evolving. 638 00:38:19,852 --> 00:38:24,190 Anybody interested in an idea involving the Swedish bikini team ? 639 00:38:24,232 --> 00:38:26,526 I do know them all personally. 640 00:38:26,609 --> 00:38:29,863 - Oh, what an idiot. -Jerk, grow up already. 641 00:38:29,946 --> 00:38:32,115 - What a pig. - You are so foul. 642 00:38:32,199 --> 00:38:36,787 I should have asked for more money. Gina ? 643 00:38:36,870 --> 00:38:40,499 I spent the night trying to figure out how to sell Advil just to women. 644 00:38:40,583 --> 00:38:43,628 You know what ? You should sell it to women like me. 645 00:38:43,711 --> 00:38:45,672 [Giggles] 646 00:38:45,755 --> 00:38:48,425 I take it every time I need to fake a headache. 647 00:38:48,508 --> 00:38:50,594 Works like a charm. 648 00:38:50,677 --> 00:38:53,639 I-I got a great one. It just came to me. 649 00:38:53,722 --> 00:38:55,808 - Do you mind if I interrupt, Dina ? - Sure, go ahead. 650 00:38:55,891 --> 00:38:57,893 I hate that you've seen me naked. 651 00:39:00,187 --> 00:39:02,899 [ Chuckles ] All right. 652 00:39:02,982 --> 00:39:05,193 So, we're in a bedroom, the lights are out. 653 00:39:05,276 --> 00:39:07,237 There's a woman in bed, and she's taking an Advil. 654 00:39:07,278 --> 00:39:13,201 Her husband suggestively rubs her back, and we say, ''Advil. 655 00:39:13,243 --> 00:39:15,746 ''So mild and gentle, you can take it... 656 00:39:15,829 --> 00:39:19,250 even when you're faking a headache.'' 657 00:39:19,333 --> 00:39:21,252 [ Laughter ] 658 00:39:21,335 --> 00:39:25,924 Woman turns to her husband and says, ''Not tonight, I need an Advil. '' 659 00:39:27,008 --> 00:39:30,136 - He's back. - [ Laughs ] 660 00:39:31,722 --> 00:39:36,018 What ? Come on. That doesn't reach women on a personal level ? 661 00:39:36,101 --> 00:39:38,854 - No. - Women do that, don't they ? 662 00:39:38,938 --> 00:39:40,439 - I don't. - No ? 663 00:39:40,523 --> 00:39:45,737 Sue Cranston, you've done that, haven't you ? Faked a headache to-- 664 00:39:45,820 --> 00:39:49,616 No, Nick, I haven't. Thanks for asking. 665 00:39:49,699 --> 00:39:52,119 No, wait, wait, wait. Be honest now. 666 00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:55,706 I mean, you've been married what, ten, twelve years ? 667 00:39:55,789 --> 00:39:59,877 You've never faked a headache ? lt doesn't work like a charm ? 668 00:40:02,129 --> 00:40:04,048 No, Nick, I haven't. 669 00:40:04,132 --> 00:40:07,969 I mean, no, it doesn't, okay ? Jeez. 670 00:40:08,053 --> 00:40:11,598 - [ Thinking ] What an asshole ! - I guess I'm off base here. 671 00:40:11,682 --> 00:40:17,187 What's good is you're looking at Advil from a woman's point of view. 672 00:40:17,271 --> 00:40:20,024 Um, I don't think Advil will go for it, 673 00:40:20,107 --> 00:40:23,111 and I'm pretty sure every woman in America will hate it. 674 00:40:23,152 --> 00:40:25,280 Other than that, I thought it was great. 675 00:40:25,363 --> 00:40:27,449 You're on the right track. Hang in there. Go ahead. 676 00:40:27,532 --> 00:40:31,536 Great antenna there, babe. The poodle give you that one ? 677 00:40:46,803 --> 00:40:49,180 - [ Screams ] 678 00:40:49,264 --> 00:40:52,768 - What are you doing home early ? - I have my first migraine. 679 00:40:52,851 --> 00:40:55,729 This is hideous. My boyfriend feeling me up in front of my father. 680 00:40:55,813 --> 00:40:59,024 Don't think anything. The outlook wasn't good for the Mudville Nine. 681 00:40:59,108 --> 00:41:01,652 - The score was four to two. - Oh, shit. Where's my bra ? 682 00:41:01,736 --> 00:41:04,280 - Where is it ? - Oh, God. 683 00:41:05,990 --> 00:41:08,576 Oh, God ! 684 00:41:08,660 --> 00:41:12,164 Okay, look. Everybody just needs to chill out here. 685 00:41:12,247 --> 00:41:15,751 There'll be no chilling. Just get your stuff... and move on. 686 00:41:15,834 --> 00:41:17,878 Come on, man. Relax. 687 00:41:17,962 --> 00:41:20,047 - How old are you ? - I just turned 1 8. 688 00:41:20,131 --> 00:41:22,091 Well, she's 1 5. She was 10 five years ago. 689 00:41:22,175 --> 00:41:24,093 You know what I'm saying, stud ? Now get out. 690 00:41:24,177 --> 00:41:27,263 Dad ! [ Thinking ] We're going to the prom. Don't ruin it. 691 00:41:27,347 --> 00:41:30,725 - You're not going with this punk. - How did you know about prom ? 692 00:41:30,767 --> 00:41:32,728 Look, I don't know. Mom told me, all right ? 693 00:41:32,769 --> 00:41:34,980 It's not gonna happen because he's too old for you. 694 00:41:35,063 --> 00:41:38,275 I know what boys want, and he's not getting it from my daughter. Door. 695 00:41:38,359 --> 00:41:41,237 Your daughter ? Suddenly, I'm your daughter. 696 00:41:41,279 --> 00:41:44,324 - How am I related to this asshole ? - Another one. 697 00:41:44,407 --> 00:41:48,787 - I want Mom. - Look, l'm just gonna take off. 698 00:41:48,870 --> 00:41:51,748 - l'm real sorry about this. - Save it. 699 00:41:51,832 --> 00:41:54,293 That's mine. 700 00:41:54,376 --> 00:41:58,547 Where-- Where are you-- 701 00:41:58,589 --> 00:42:01,175 [ Sighs ] 702 00:42:01,259 --> 00:42:03,177 Great day. 703 00:42:03,261 --> 00:42:05,221 [Thunderclap] 704 00:42:05,346 --> 00:42:09,267 Okay, l'm not losing my mind. 705 00:42:09,351 --> 00:42:11,978 - I'm already losing my mind. 706 00:42:12,062 --> 00:42:14,731 - This will work. It's gotta work. 707 00:42:14,815 --> 00:42:18,110 -This has gotta work. Shit. Perfect. 708 00:42:53,815 --> 00:42:55,693 - [ Screams ] - [Thunderclap] 709 00:43:04,410 --> 00:43:06,329 [Thunderclap] 710 00:43:18,968 --> 00:43:23,181 Come on ! Do your thing ! 711 00:43:23,264 --> 00:43:25,350 Turn me into me again ! 712 00:43:29,729 --> 00:43:32,107 [ Hair Dryer Whirring ] 713 00:44:10,023 --> 00:44:13,402 Oh, good, I'm not dead. 714 00:44:13,485 --> 00:44:15,571 [ Panting ] Oh, please ! 715 00:44:15,654 --> 00:44:18,699 Please, please, please. Tell me I got rid of it. 716 00:44:18,783 --> 00:44:21,953 - [ Beeping ] - Please be a woman. Please. 717 00:44:22,036 --> 00:44:25,665 - For what city, please ? - You couldn't do me a favor... 718 00:44:25,707 --> 00:44:28,335 and think of your favorite color or TV program, could you ? 719 00:44:28,418 --> 00:44:30,837 For what city, please ? 720 00:44:30,921 --> 00:44:32,881 [ Sighs ] 721 00:44:34,174 --> 00:44:37,136 Flo ? Hey, Flo ! 722 00:44:37,219 --> 00:44:39,180 - Flo ? - [Siren Wailing] 723 00:44:45,019 --> 00:44:46,938 I can't believe this. 724 00:44:48,481 --> 00:44:50,400 I need a woman. 725 00:45:26,022 --> 00:45:29,442 -Try this one. -Oh, I love this. This is fantastic. 726 00:45:29,526 --> 00:45:32,696 Oh, it's my mother's birthday next week, so I need two gift sets. 727 00:45:32,779 --> 00:45:34,865 You've been a great help. I appreciate it. 728 00:45:34,948 --> 00:45:37,785 Do you have a Kleenex back there so I can wipe that off ? 729 00:45:37,868 --> 00:45:40,413 I'm sure she'll like it. It's one ofourbestsellers. 730 00:45:40,496 --> 00:45:44,292 - Do I get a free gift with this ? - Yes, you get a travelbag. 731 00:45:44,375 --> 00:45:46,920 Thank you. [ Chuckles ] 732 00:45:52,968 --> 00:45:55,345 Stop it. You've got the dress. Treat yourself to lipstick. 733 00:45:55,429 --> 00:45:59,683 - No, I have enough at home. - You might as well get one, right ? 734 00:45:59,767 --> 00:46:02,436 I have too many lipsticks. I have piles of them. I don't need it. 735 00:46:02,520 --> 00:46:06,232 - I'll buy it for you. - lf he doesn 't answer in two rings, 736 00:46:06,316 --> 00:46:09,778 - I swear to God ! - Hi, blue eyes. 737 00:46:09,861 --> 00:46:13,949 [ Women Thinking Simultaneously ] 738 00:46:21,999 --> 00:46:24,919 [ Nick Screaming ] 739 00:46:30,884 --> 00:46:32,719 [ Buzzing ] 740 00:46:32,803 --> 00:46:35,514 - Dr., you may not remember me. - Yes ? 741 00:46:35,597 --> 00:46:39,018 I'm Nick Marshall. I came here about ten years ago with my ex-wife, Gigi. 742 00:46:39,101 --> 00:46:42,855 - [ Thinking ] Oh, Christ, not him. - Oh, good, you remember me. 743 00:46:42,939 --> 00:46:47,235 I'm sorry to barge in like this, but I don't know who to turn to. 744 00:46:47,318 --> 00:46:50,155 I'm afraid to go to work. I'm afraid of my door woman. 745 00:46:50,238 --> 00:46:52,699 I'm-- I'm afraid to get a cup of coffee. 746 00:46:52,783 --> 00:46:55,035 Mr. Marshall, please slow down. Slow down. 747 00:46:55,119 --> 00:46:57,913 Let me make sure I completely understand what it is you're saying. 748 00:46:57,997 --> 00:47:01,500 [ Sighs ] All right. All right. 749 00:47:03,211 --> 00:47:06,089 I hear what women think. 750 00:47:06,172 --> 00:47:09,634 Yeah. You know, Mr. Marshall, 751 00:47:09,718 --> 00:47:11,970 this kind of imaginary displacement scenario... 752 00:47:12,054 --> 00:47:14,139 - I'm not imag-- - really isn't my thing. 753 00:47:14,223 --> 00:47:17,518 I do, however, have a very good friend over at University Hospital, 754 00:47:17,601 --> 00:47:21,772 who specializes in male menopause and testosterone depletion. 755 00:47:21,856 --> 00:47:25,443 She's fabulous. I think what I'll do is just give her a ring... 756 00:47:25,526 --> 00:47:27,529 and send you overthere. 757 00:47:27,612 --> 00:47:30,991 Why did I answer my door ? I was so into buying that lamp on eBay. 758 00:47:32,951 --> 00:47:35,954 - How much was it going for ? - How much was what going for ? 759 00:47:36,038 --> 00:47:38,207 The lamp on eBay. 760 00:47:41,502 --> 00:47:45,423 Oh, I see. That's good. Very clever. 761 00:47:45,465 --> 00:47:49,844 - Dr. Skolnick, please. - You don't believe me. Try another. 762 00:47:49,928 --> 00:47:52,222 Go on. Pick a number. Give it a whirl. Any number. 763 00:47:52,264 --> 00:47:54,266 Okay. A number between one and-- 764 00:47:54,349 --> 00:47:56,810 - A million. Why not ? - One and a million. 765 00:47:56,894 --> 00:47:59,313 All right. 766 00:47:59,397 --> 00:48:01,315 Mm. 767 00:48:01,399 --> 00:48:04,610 644,998-- 99-- 90. 768 00:48:05,695 --> 00:48:08,365 Wanna make a decision here ? 769 00:48:08,448 --> 00:48:11,785 - Oy vay! - Oh, you can say that again. 770 00:48:11,868 --> 00:48:14,997 - I didn't say anything. - Doesn't mean I didn't hear it. 771 00:48:15,080 --> 00:48:19,710 Okay. Okay. Let's say-- Let's say I do believe you. 772 00:48:19,794 --> 00:48:23,423 - Yeah. - You can hear what women think. 773 00:48:23,506 --> 00:48:26,968 Even though I'm a grown woman of... [ Thinking ] 51 . 774 00:48:27,051 --> 00:48:30,847 - 47. - Oh, my lips are sealed. 775 00:48:30,931 --> 00:48:33,850 Holy crap ! Oh, forgive me. 776 00:48:33,934 --> 00:48:36,979 - That's all right. - But this is phenomenal. 777 00:48:37,062 --> 00:48:39,732 - You can hear inside my head. - Yes. 778 00:48:39,815 --> 00:48:42,235 Why would you want to get rid of such a brilliant gift ? 779 00:48:42,318 --> 00:48:45,238 Well, for starters, 780 00:48:45,321 --> 00:48:48,199 almost every woman I know thinks I'm an asshole. 781 00:48:48,283 --> 00:48:51,620 - What I thought when I met you. - Doc, give me a break here. 782 00:48:51,703 --> 00:48:54,540 Mr. Marshall, you might find this a little unorthodox, 783 00:48:54,623 --> 00:48:56,458 but would you mind awfully if I smoked ? 784 00:48:56,542 --> 00:48:58,919 - No, no, I understand. - Thank you. Thank you so much. 785 00:49:10,182 --> 00:49:12,476 [ Coughs ] 786 00:49:12,559 --> 00:49:15,396 Let's try to look at the up side of this, shall we ? 787 00:49:15,479 --> 00:49:19,400 You know, Freud died at age 83 still asking one question, 788 00:49:19,483 --> 00:49:21,402 ''What do women want ?'' 789 00:49:21,485 --> 00:49:25,657 Wouldn't it be strange and wonderful if you were the one man on Earth... 790 00:49:25,740 --> 00:49:28,243 finally able to answer that question ? 791 00:49:28,326 --> 00:49:30,829 Listen to me, Nick. Something extraordinary... 792 00:49:30,912 --> 00:49:33,373 and I think miraculous has happened to you. 793 00:49:33,457 --> 00:49:36,710 My advice is you must learn from this. 794 00:49:36,794 --> 00:49:39,046 You know, there isn't a single woman that I treat... 795 00:49:39,130 --> 00:49:41,632 that doesn't wish her man understood her better. 796 00:49:41,716 --> 00:49:45,637 If men are from Mars and women are from Venus and you speak Venusian, 797 00:49:45,720 --> 00:49:48,890 the world can be yours. 798 00:49:48,974 --> 00:49:52,936 I don't know how this happened to you or why, 799 00:49:53,020 --> 00:49:56,774 but you may just be the luckiest man on Earth. 800 00:49:56,857 --> 00:49:59,485 lmagine the possibilities. 801 00:49:59,568 --> 00:50:01,946 lf you know what women want, 802 00:50:02,029 --> 00:50:03,948 you can rule. 803 00:50:12,541 --> 00:50:14,501 [ No Audible Dialogue ] 804 00:50:32,020 --> 00:50:35,607 [ Thinking ] Hubba-hubba, here he comes, looking awfully good today. 805 00:50:35,691 --> 00:50:38,903 And I haven't had sex in four months. Okay, six. 806 00:50:38,944 --> 00:50:41,739 Why did I tell him to stop asking me out ? I'm an idiot! 807 00:50:41,781 --> 00:50:44,492 - Idiot ! Idiot ! - [ Chuckling ] 808 00:50:44,575 --> 00:50:47,245 Hey, Nick, how's it going ? 809 00:50:47,287 --> 00:50:51,750 Lola, my love. I can't take no for an answer. 810 00:50:51,833 --> 00:50:54,753 - About what ? - About what ? 811 00:50:54,837 --> 00:50:57,256 [ Chuckles ] About us. 812 00:50:57,298 --> 00:51:02,512 Just don't hurt me, Nick. I've been hurt too many times. 813 00:51:02,595 --> 00:51:05,932 I know how hard it is to go out with someone new. 814 00:51:05,974 --> 00:51:08,518 I mean, there's always that fear of, 815 00:51:08,601 --> 00:51:11,021 well, getting hurt. 816 00:51:11,104 --> 00:51:14,107 - At least that's how I feel inside. - You do, really ? 817 00:51:14,191 --> 00:51:17,862 - [ Sighs ] All the time. - Me, too, all the time. 818 00:51:17,945 --> 00:51:20,114 Let's just take it slow and see how it goes. 819 00:51:20,197 --> 00:51:22,825 Slow is good. 820 00:51:22,909 --> 00:51:24,827 Slow is really good. 821 00:51:24,911 --> 00:51:28,415 - Yeah. - Are you free tonight ? 822 00:51:28,498 --> 00:51:31,793 So, you don't think I'm gay ? You're saying you never said that ? 823 00:51:31,877 --> 00:51:34,129 - I never said that. - Doesn't mean you didn't think it. 824 00:51:34,171 --> 00:51:36,340 Is it the hair ? The highlights happen to be natural. 825 00:51:36,423 --> 00:51:38,843 - Morgan, I have a meeting. - You don't think I'm overpaid? 826 00:51:38,926 --> 00:51:43,222 - You never said that. - I don't think I ever said that. 827 00:51:43,306 --> 00:51:45,475 Okay. 828 00:51:45,558 --> 00:51:47,477 [ Thinking ] Who has he been talking to ? 829 00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:49,479 - Morning. - Morning. 830 00:51:49,563 --> 00:51:51,481 Well, then check your E-mail. I sent it over-- 831 00:51:51,565 --> 00:51:53,609 Hi, Annie. How's the boyfriend in Israel ? 832 00:51:53,692 --> 00:51:55,736 I want to thank you for picking up that wine. 833 00:51:55,819 --> 00:51:58,280 That's above and beyond. I appreciate it so much. Thank you. 834 00:51:58,322 --> 00:52:00,950 Uh, can I get you a cup of coffee or, um, 835 00:52:01,033 --> 00:52:02,994 some water or any kind of beverage ? 836 00:52:03,035 --> 00:52:07,332 No, but thank you. If I'm thirsty, I know where the coffee room is. 837 00:52:07,415 --> 00:52:11,002 That's right, guys, don't help. Just walk right past me. 838 00:52:11,086 --> 00:52:13,005 Why don't you step on my hands, you big-- 839 00:52:13,088 --> 00:52:16,508 - Here you go. How you doing ? - Oh. 840 00:52:16,592 --> 00:52:20,346 Oh, fine. Thank you, Mr. Marshall. 841 00:52:20,429 --> 00:52:23,349 - You're welcome, um-- - Erin. 842 00:52:23,391 --> 00:52:25,852 Erin. You be careful, all right, Erin ? 843 00:52:25,894 --> 00:52:28,063 Yeah, sure. 844 00:52:28,146 --> 00:52:30,065 Heavy. 845 00:52:32,526 --> 00:52:35,696 What do you know ? There is life on this planet. 846 00:52:41,327 --> 00:52:43,913 Breakfast Tuesday sounds great. Absolutely. 847 00:52:43,996 --> 00:52:47,584 Thanks for the info. And thanks for the champagne. 848 00:52:52,005 --> 00:52:54,007 You too. Okay, bye-bye. 849 00:52:56,093 --> 00:53:00,848 Set meeting, Nike, women's division. 850 00:53:00,890 --> 00:53:03,184 - Hi. - Hi. 851 00:53:03,226 --> 00:53:05,520 Well, you've been here five minutes. Looks like you've been here a year. 852 00:53:05,562 --> 00:53:08,565 Oh, yeah. I'm compulsive. It's a problem. 853 00:53:08,648 --> 00:53:11,526 [Thinking] Why do I always feel like he's checking me out ? 854 00:53:13,779 --> 00:53:16,031 I wonder what he's got up his sleeve. 855 00:53:16,073 --> 00:53:19,660 - Great photographs. - No clue they're all Bourke-White. 856 00:53:19,744 --> 00:53:22,580 They're not all Margaret Bourke-White, are they ? 857 00:53:22,663 --> 00:53:25,375 Yeah, they are. 858 00:53:25,458 --> 00:53:27,419 Wow. It's a beautiful collection. 859 00:53:27,460 --> 00:53:30,213 - Thanks. So how's it going ? - Mmm. 860 00:53:30,297 --> 00:53:32,424 You know, I was gonna ask you the same thing. 861 00:53:32,507 --> 00:53:35,052 It's starting slow. 862 00:53:35,135 --> 00:53:37,888 - I'm evaluating staff, that's hard. - Oh, yeah. 863 00:53:37,972 --> 00:53:39,932 Yeah, right. 864 00:53:48,608 --> 00:53:51,236 Well, you know, I don't wanna beat around the bush. 865 00:53:51,278 --> 00:53:54,698 - What I'd like to propose-- - He's proposing so soon ? 866 00:53:54,781 --> 00:53:57,242 - Oh, sorry. Sorry. [ Chuckles ] - Oh ! 867 00:53:57,326 --> 00:53:59,912 - Uh, yes-- - Excuse me. 868 00:53:59,995 --> 00:54:02,874 - You got another one. Wow ! - [Darcy] Thanks. 869 00:54:02,957 --> 00:54:05,251 [ Chuckling ] As I was saying, 870 00:54:05,293 --> 00:54:08,964 I know nothing about the products you're going for personally, 871 00:54:09,047 --> 00:54:11,591 but I do believe I can sell anything... 872 00:54:11,675 --> 00:54:14,303 once I know what the buyer's needs are. 873 00:54:14,386 --> 00:54:16,889 And what I'd really like, with your kind indulgence of course, 874 00:54:16,972 --> 00:54:19,225 is to go after that really big fish. 875 00:54:19,308 --> 00:54:21,310 I mean, the one you really wanna land. 876 00:54:21,394 --> 00:54:23,312 I'll learn what I need to know, and I'll reel them in for us. 877 00:54:23,396 --> 00:54:26,232 No, actually, I think l'll reel them in for us. 878 00:54:26,316 --> 00:54:29,194 That is, unless you're going after something in particular yourself. 879 00:54:29,277 --> 00:54:32,197 No. It's just that there're several big fish out there at the moment. 880 00:54:32,280 --> 00:54:34,741 Oh, yeah ? Well, what's your biggest fish ? 881 00:54:34,825 --> 00:54:37,786 To your mind, who's your whale ? 882 00:54:37,870 --> 00:54:40,331 Um, Nike-- women's division ? 883 00:54:40,373 --> 00:54:42,667 You heard they were shopping ? 884 00:54:42,708 --> 00:54:44,752 I got wind of it. 885 00:54:44,836 --> 00:54:47,630 - Amazing. I heard no one knew. - You knew. 886 00:54:47,672 --> 00:54:51,676 - I heard no one else knew. - It's okay if I know what you know. 887 00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:53,845 - We're on the same team. Besides, - Yeah. 888 00:54:53,929 --> 00:54:55,973 I heard someone say once two heads are better than one-- 889 00:54:56,014 --> 00:54:59,477 - Oh, you were listening. - More than you know. 890 00:54:59,560 --> 00:55:02,313 Okay, here's what I heard. 891 00:55:02,396 --> 00:55:04,899 Nike is shopping, quietly. 892 00:55:04,983 --> 00:55:07,652 But if they make a change, it's gonna happen fast. 893 00:55:07,736 --> 00:55:09,946 Now, you know this is a tough one for us to get. 894 00:55:10,030 --> 00:55:12,532 It would be a tough one for anybody to get, but if we got it-- 895 00:55:12,616 --> 00:55:14,827 - That's all we'd need. - I hear you. 896 00:55:16,203 --> 00:55:18,122 So, what do they want exactly ? 897 00:55:19,290 --> 00:55:21,208 They wanna empower women. 898 00:55:22,877 --> 00:55:25,713 - What ? - I'm sorry. 899 00:55:25,755 --> 00:55:28,383 - That won't work. - No, okay. I'm sorry. 900 00:55:28,466 --> 00:55:31,386 - I understand. Go on. - They wanna get in women's heads... 901 00:55:31,428 --> 00:55:34,014 and reach them on a very real level. 902 00:55:34,056 --> 00:55:37,685 Don't take this wrong, but you got jumpy talking about lipstick. 903 00:55:37,726 --> 00:55:42,190 - I know. - Nike is hard-core woman power. 904 00:55:42,273 --> 00:55:44,817 You sure you wanna go after this one ? 905 00:55:44,901 --> 00:55:47,529 You get 'em here in two weeks, I'll be ready. 906 00:55:47,612 --> 00:55:49,531 [ Chuckles ] This guy is kind of exciting. 907 00:55:49,573 --> 00:55:51,533 Hey ! Glad I caught you both. 908 00:55:51,575 --> 00:55:54,369 - You got a minute ? - Sure. 909 00:55:54,411 --> 00:55:57,498 I want you to look at these boards for U.S. Air before they come by. 910 00:55:57,581 --> 00:56:00,710 - Right. - lt feels like something's missing. 911 00:56:00,751 --> 00:56:02,753 Hmm. I don't like the graphics. 912 00:56:02,795 --> 00:56:05,006 Feels a bit parochial. 913 00:56:05,089 --> 00:56:07,008 Maybe it should be in black and white. 914 00:56:07,091 --> 00:56:10,887 - What do you think, Nick ? - I don't know who you've had, 915 00:56:10,929 --> 00:56:13,473 but, I don't know, it seems kind of-- 916 00:56:13,557 --> 00:56:15,934 What's the word ? Parochial to me. 917 00:56:15,976 --> 00:56:18,270 Um, what do you think, Darcy ? 918 00:56:18,312 --> 00:56:21,065 I totally agree, especially about the graphics. 919 00:56:21,148 --> 00:56:23,693 They're parochial. It's so funny you just said that. 920 00:56:23,776 --> 00:56:25,695 Yeah ? 921 00:56:25,778 --> 00:56:28,990 Why don't you get them to try it in black and white ? 922 00:56:29,074 --> 00:56:31,034 Might punch it up a little. 923 00:56:32,160 --> 00:56:34,246 What ? Did you say something ? 924 00:56:35,789 --> 00:56:39,627 No. I just swear I was thinking the exact same thing. 925 00:56:39,668 --> 00:56:41,921 [ Weak Chuckle ] Were you ? 926 00:56:43,756 --> 00:56:46,384 Black and white could really help. Good idea, Nick. 927 00:56:46,467 --> 00:56:48,636 Good idea, Nick ? Speak up. Quick. 928 00:56:48,720 --> 00:56:50,764 - Say something before he leaves. - Uh, Dan ? 929 00:56:50,847 --> 00:56:55,269 Want me to look at the boards ? Once they have a stab, give me a buzz. 930 00:56:55,310 --> 00:56:57,438 - I will. Thanks, buddy. - Dan ? 931 00:56:57,479 --> 00:57:00,983 ln case they find Nick's idea too retro, which they might-- 932 00:57:01,067 --> 00:57:03,611 -Oh, yeah. -they may think it's old-fashioned-- 933 00:57:03,694 --> 00:57:07,991 I'd be ready with some-- maybe a dot com kind of thing ? 934 00:57:08,074 --> 00:57:12,162 Maybe there's something about getting on-line at the airport. 935 00:57:12,245 --> 00:57:14,456 No, I think we're fine, really. Really, we're good. 936 00:57:14,540 --> 00:57:17,084 - I like Nick's fix on this. - Great. 937 00:57:17,167 --> 00:57:19,503 Hey, you wanna come by later ? I got a box of new Cubans, just came in. 938 00:57:19,587 --> 00:57:21,797 - Great. - Cool. 939 00:57:21,839 --> 00:57:24,467 You smoke cigars ? 940 00:57:24,509 --> 00:57:26,594 No. 941 00:57:26,678 --> 00:57:28,805 You know, your office is looking really snazzy. 942 00:57:28,847 --> 00:57:31,183 - I love the red. - Thanks. 943 00:57:31,266 --> 00:57:33,477 Mr. Marshall, your daughter's on line one. 944 00:57:33,560 --> 00:57:37,314 - Oh. I'm sorry. Would you mind-- - Oh. Here you go. 945 00:57:37,356 --> 00:57:40,860 He has a daughter ? Didn't picture that. How old ? 946 00:57:40,943 --> 00:57:43,446 She's 15. She's staying with me while her mom's away. 947 00:57:43,529 --> 00:57:46,491 - He's married ? - Away on her honeymoon. 948 00:57:46,574 --> 00:57:48,535 - Oh. - Alex, hi. 949 00:57:48,618 --> 00:57:50,662 Uh-huh. Oh, sure, honey. No, that's great. 950 00:57:50,745 --> 00:57:52,706 ''Honey'' ? Who are you trying to impress ? 951 00:57:52,789 --> 00:57:55,209 Okay, look, I'm gonna go out with my friends after school. 952 00:57:55,292 --> 00:57:58,170 Then can I bring them back to your place, or will you freak out again ? 953 00:57:58,212 --> 00:58:00,297 No, no, no, no. No problem. Whatever you want. 954 00:58:00,381 --> 00:58:02,341 - What time are you gonna be home ? - Wait for me ! 955 00:58:02,383 --> 00:58:06,221 - I don't know. I gotta go. - 8:00's fine. 956 00:58:06,304 --> 00:58:08,807 l love you too. Bye, sweetie. 957 00:58:09,975 --> 00:58:12,227 Total shocker. He's like a nice guy. 958 00:58:12,310 --> 00:58:15,814 - Sorry, duty calls. - Oh, of course. 959 00:58:15,898 --> 00:58:19,652 - She's 15 ? - Yeah. Got a boyfriend that's 1 8. 960 00:58:19,735 --> 00:58:21,862 - And you hate that, right ? - [ Groans ] Hate it. 961 00:58:21,946 --> 00:58:25,241 Yeah. But she digs him, and he's invited her to the prom. 962 00:58:25,283 --> 00:58:29,079 - That's a big deal, I guess. - The prom is about the dress. 963 00:58:29,120 --> 00:58:31,206 - You know that, right ? Oh, yeah. - Is it ? 964 00:58:31,289 --> 00:58:34,626 Once you got the dress handled, it's all downhill from there. 965 00:58:34,710 --> 00:58:38,339 This feels like a date. Why did I go into all that ? He needs to go. 966 00:58:38,422 --> 00:58:40,549 Well, I'm out of here. 967 00:58:40,591 --> 00:58:42,927 Do some research downtown, get inside women's heads. 968 00:58:43,010 --> 00:58:45,722 - Well, if you need any help-- - I'll be picking your brain. 969 00:58:45,805 --> 00:58:48,016 - You got it. - I'll take it. 970 00:58:49,267 --> 00:58:52,104 Oh, God. Candy. 971 00:58:52,187 --> 00:58:54,731 She won't last a month. 972 00:58:54,815 --> 00:58:57,568 Oh, I like that one, but it says you can't wear it if you have hips. 973 00:58:57,610 --> 00:59:01,155 -That one's cute. -It's low-cut. I can't wear low-cut. 974 00:59:01,238 --> 00:59:03,533 - [Nick Knocking At Door]Alex ? - It's open. 975 00:59:06,286 --> 00:59:08,913 What? Say something. 976 00:59:08,997 --> 00:59:12,793 Uh, hi. I'm Alex's dad, Nick. 977 00:59:12,834 --> 00:59:14,878 - Hi. - Hi. 978 00:59:14,962 --> 00:59:17,923 - Deadbeat. - Mr. No-Food-in-the-House. 979 00:59:17,965 --> 00:59:20,134 [Girl#2 Thinking] Forgot her birthday. 980 00:59:20,217 --> 00:59:22,595 Why is he just standing there ? 981 00:59:22,637 --> 00:59:24,973 Oh, I-I just wanted to let you know that I was home... 982 00:59:25,014 --> 00:59:28,977 and that I got sort of a date later on tonight, so I'm going out. 983 00:59:29,060 --> 00:59:31,438 But I'll be home early. Hey, why don't you guys order a pizza ? 984 00:59:31,480 --> 00:59:33,440 There's not a scrap of food in the joint. 985 00:59:33,482 --> 00:59:37,319 I also wanted to know if maybe you and I could go out on a date soon ? 986 00:59:37,361 --> 00:59:39,780 I'd like to take you shopping for a prom dress. 987 00:59:39,822 --> 00:59:41,866 Oh, that is so sweet. 988 00:59:41,949 --> 00:59:44,577 I wish my dad would do something like that. 989 00:59:44,661 --> 00:59:47,330 - [Girl#1 Thinking] I love him. - [Alex] I don't get it. 990 00:59:47,414 --> 00:59:49,332 First, you throw Cameron out. 991 00:59:49,416 --> 00:59:51,877 Now you wanna take me shopping so I can go to the prom with him ? 992 00:59:51,960 --> 00:59:56,298 I overreacted, and I just wanna make up for it by taking you shopping. 993 00:59:56,340 --> 00:59:58,968 I mean, it's a pretty important thing, you know ? 994 00:59:59,051 --> 01:00:01,929 They say it's all downhill after the dress. 995 01:00:02,013 --> 01:00:03,931 He must be stoned. Fine. 996 01:00:04,015 --> 01:00:07,644 I'll get the most expensive dress, shoes, makeup. He can afford it. 997 01:00:07,727 --> 01:00:10,313 And what the hell. Let's go crazy. 998 01:00:10,397 --> 01:00:13,191 While we're at it, we'll get you new makeup, shoes, the works. 999 01:00:13,275 --> 01:00:16,528 - What do you say ? - Fine, whatever. 1000 01:00:16,612 --> 01:00:19,198 Whatever meaning ''yes.'' Yes ? 1001 01:00:19,281 --> 01:00:21,325 Yes. 1002 01:00:21,367 --> 01:00:24,829 Great. Nice to have met you two. I hope to see you again soon. 1003 01:00:24,912 --> 01:00:26,623 - Definitely. - Bye, Mr. Marshall. 1004 01:00:26,706 --> 01:00:28,667 - Love the apartment. - Great view. 1005 01:00:28,750 --> 01:00:31,586 Thank you. Oh, okay. 1006 01:00:44,016 --> 01:00:47,562 I gotta tell ya, I'm not usually like this on a first date. 1007 01:00:47,645 --> 01:00:50,440 It's just... you've been so amazing all night. 1008 01:00:50,482 --> 01:00:52,442 - You've been so sensitive... - Oh, well-- 1009 01:00:52,484 --> 01:00:54,444 and so understanding and-- 1010 01:00:54,486 --> 01:00:56,321 Hey. 1011 01:00:59,366 --> 01:01:02,161 - You wanna come up ? - Oh, yeah. 1012 01:01:02,203 --> 01:01:05,164 I can't believe I asked him up. Am I ready for him to come up ? 1013 01:01:05,206 --> 01:01:07,292 If I sleep with him, he'll think I'm a slut and never call me again. 1014 01:01:07,333 --> 01:01:11,004 Or he'll call me all the time 'cause he'll think he can get it whenever. 1015 01:01:11,087 --> 01:01:14,091 Oh, what's the difference ? He's so incredible ! 1016 01:01:14,174 --> 01:01:17,011 He reminds me of my sister. 1017 01:01:17,052 --> 01:01:19,513 - So, what do you think ? - Well, I-- 1018 01:01:19,555 --> 01:01:22,141 I'll only come up if you really want me to. 1019 01:01:22,225 --> 01:01:25,019 I don't want you to do anything you're not ready for. 1020 01:01:25,103 --> 01:01:27,522 - I can wait. - [ Squeals ] 1021 01:01:27,564 --> 01:01:31,526 - Oh, he's got a great body. 1022 01:01:31,568 --> 01:01:33,528 But-- Whoa ! 1023 01:01:33,570 --> 01:01:36,573 What's with the tongue ? I'm gonna need the Heimlich maneuver. 1024 01:01:36,657 --> 01:01:38,576 Thank you. 1025 01:01:38,659 --> 01:01:41,203 Ooh. 1026 01:01:41,287 --> 01:01:44,374 - Ouch ! Right, they're attached. - I'm sorry. 1027 01:01:45,917 --> 01:01:48,503 Oh ! Now we're talkin'. 1028 01:01:48,586 --> 01:01:52,382 Uh-huh. Oh. 1029 01:01:52,424 --> 01:01:54,384 Okay. Lied about the grande. 1030 01:01:54,468 --> 01:01:56,512 [ Groans ] 1031 01:01:56,595 --> 01:01:59,432 Would you mind if we had the lights on, maybe ? 1032 01:01:59,515 --> 01:02:02,101 - No, you want the light on ? - Yeah, it might help. 1033 01:02:02,184 --> 01:02:04,729 Okay, if it'll help. 1034 01:02:04,812 --> 01:02:07,065 God, I hope he's better with the light on. 1035 01:02:09,776 --> 01:02:12,696 He's so all over the place. Just do it so I can start faking it. 1036 01:02:16,325 --> 01:02:18,244 Is Britney Spears on Leno tonight ? 1037 01:02:18,327 --> 01:02:20,246 [ Panting ] 1038 01:02:20,329 --> 01:02:22,373 - You okay ? - Well-- 1039 01:02:22,415 --> 01:02:24,542 Yeah, I'm just fine. 1040 01:02:29,005 --> 01:02:32,676 What-- What happened ? 1041 01:02:32,759 --> 01:02:35,137 Shaking-- 1042 01:02:35,220 --> 01:02:37,139 [ Groans ] 1043 01:02:38,557 --> 01:02:40,476 Okay. All right. 1044 01:02:40,559 --> 01:02:43,730 Now, let's pull this together, buddy. 1045 01:02:43,771 --> 01:02:46,274 I mean, this is what we do. 1046 01:02:48,109 --> 01:02:50,070 - You okay ? - Yeah. 1047 01:02:50,111 --> 01:02:52,072 Just regrouping. 1048 01:02:52,114 --> 01:02:54,241 - [ Chuckling ] - Lola ? 1049 01:02:54,324 --> 01:02:57,286 - I can do this better. - Wanna bet ? 1050 01:02:59,246 --> 01:03:01,165 Yeah. 1051 01:03:01,248 --> 01:03:03,334 [Train Passing By] 1052 01:03:06,880 --> 01:03:09,549 [Moaning] 1053 01:03:09,633 --> 01:03:12,761 Amazing ! Amazing. 1054 01:03:12,844 --> 01:03:14,930 Oh ! It was like... 1055 01:03:14,972 --> 01:03:18,684 you were more inside of me than anybody ever ! 1056 01:03:18,767 --> 01:03:21,145 - [ Panting ] - Well, thanks, doll. 1057 01:03:21,228 --> 01:03:24,691 - I tried. - No, no. 1058 01:03:24,774 --> 01:03:27,277 - I mean, more inside my head. - Oh. 1059 01:03:27,360 --> 01:03:31,031 Like, you knew what I wanted and how I wanted it. 1060 01:03:32,741 --> 01:03:37,204 We connected in a way that was beyond-- 1061 01:03:37,288 --> 01:03:39,248 beyond-- 1062 01:03:39,331 --> 01:03:42,084 Oh, my heart ! 1063 01:03:42,168 --> 01:03:45,213 My heart is beating so hard. 1064 01:03:45,296 --> 01:03:47,674 [ Thinking ] Who would've thought ? Slow starter, 1065 01:03:47,757 --> 01:03:50,302 then turns out to be a genius in bed. 1066 01:03:50,385 --> 01:03:55,057 Ladies and gentlemen, Nick Marshall is a sex god ! 1067 01:03:55,140 --> 01:03:57,434 Oh, yeah. 1068 01:04:11,408 --> 01:04:14,244 - [ Women's Voices Thinking ] 1069 01:04:28,551 --> 01:04:31,680 - [ Voices Overlapping ] 1070 01:04:51,284 --> 01:04:54,496 - [ Elevator Bell Dings ] 1071 01:05:03,339 --> 01:05:05,925 - Living life. 1072 01:05:06,009 --> 01:05:08,928 - Life. Livin' it. 1073 01:05:08,970 --> 01:05:11,681 - Ooh. That's good. 1074 01:05:11,765 --> 01:05:13,725 - [ Bell Dings ] 1075 01:05:20,566 --> 01:05:23,569 - [ Thinking, Indistinct ] 1076 01:05:34,456 --> 01:05:36,417 Ha ! I love it. 1077 01:05:36,458 --> 01:05:38,836 - [KnockingAt Door] 1078 01:05:43,841 --> 01:05:46,344 - [Dan] I know. I know. 1079 01:05:46,427 --> 01:05:50,140 - Wait a minute. 1080 01:05:59,608 --> 01:06:03,279 - No, it's great. 1081 01:06:05,406 --> 01:06:08,410 [ All Laughing ] 1082 01:06:08,493 --> 01:06:11,037 Okay, that was a-- One more. Time for one more. 1083 01:06:11,121 --> 01:06:13,624 Okay, you know why guys like doing it in front of the mirror ? 1084 01:06:13,665 --> 01:06:17,252 - Why ? - Objects may appear larger. 1085 01:06:18,546 --> 01:06:21,674 - That's a good one. Anyway. - Oh, that's a good one. 1086 01:06:21,757 --> 01:06:24,135 I heard that in the beauty shop this morning. 1087 01:06:24,177 --> 01:06:26,596 - But seriously. Dee ? - Huh ? 1088 01:06:26,679 --> 01:06:29,933 That other thing we were talking about before. 1089 01:06:30,016 --> 01:06:32,769 Come on. I mean, he can't just ignore you all night, 1090 01:06:32,853 --> 01:06:34,813 stay glued to the TV like some zombie... 1091 01:06:34,855 --> 01:06:37,066 and then expect you to turn it on like a lightbulb. 1092 01:06:37,149 --> 01:06:39,401 I mean, I wouldn't put up with that. 1093 01:06:39,485 --> 01:06:42,363 I mean, you're either interesting or you're not. 1094 01:06:42,446 --> 01:06:44,407 Ask him to decide. 1095 01:06:44,490 --> 01:06:46,451 - Can I write that down ? - All right. 1096 01:06:46,534 --> 01:06:50,330 I'm either interesting or I'm not. He'll shit a brick. 1097 01:06:51,581 --> 01:06:54,167 Hmm. What if he says I'm not ? 1098 01:06:55,586 --> 01:06:57,922 He won't say that you're not. 1099 01:06:59,381 --> 01:07:01,592 Trust me. 1100 01:07:01,676 --> 01:07:03,719 Okay, I did it. 1101 01:07:03,803 --> 01:07:07,140 I told Chaim I wasn't moving to Israel. 1102 01:07:07,223 --> 01:07:09,643 Yeah, good. And ? 1103 01:07:09,726 --> 01:07:11,645 I said what you said. He can be a writer anywhere. 1104 01:07:11,728 --> 01:07:14,439 If I'm going to be in advertising, I need to be here and not there. 1105 01:07:14,523 --> 01:07:16,442 [ Whistles ] And then he said ? 1106 01:07:16,525 --> 01:07:18,444 - I don't know. It was in Hebrew. - Ooh. 1107 01:07:18,527 --> 01:07:21,030 But I don't think it was, ''You got it. See you next Tuesday.'' 1108 01:07:21,113 --> 01:07:24,701 I don't know. I'd wait it out. He'll call you. 1109 01:07:24,784 --> 01:07:27,078 I can't. I better call him back. 1110 01:07:27,162 --> 01:07:31,124 Be strong. He will call you. 1111 01:07:31,208 --> 01:07:34,711 Well, girls, been nice chattin'. I gotta get back to work. 1112 01:07:34,753 --> 01:07:37,381 [ All Chattering ] 1113 01:07:37,464 --> 01:07:39,800 - Can I make you a sandwich ? - No, l'm cool. 1114 01:07:39,884 --> 01:07:42,053 Really. 1115 01:07:42,094 --> 01:07:46,266 But thank you, anyway. This was fun. 1116 01:07:46,349 --> 01:07:48,977 [ All ] Aww ! 1117 01:07:49,102 --> 01:07:52,731 [ Thinking ] Huh. This is good. 1118 01:07:52,814 --> 01:07:54,775 More insightful than I would've thought. 1119 01:07:56,235 --> 01:07:58,946 This line doesn't feel exactly right. 1120 01:07:59,029 --> 01:08:02,033 If you're thinking that line isn't perfect, I agree. It needs work. 1121 01:08:02,116 --> 01:08:04,494 There's something not exactly right about it, isn't there ? 1122 01:08:04,577 --> 01:08:09,249 I mean, it's not bad. It's insightful, actually. It's just-- 1123 01:08:09,332 --> 01:08:11,710 Well, what do you think this woman's thinking ? 1124 01:08:11,752 --> 01:08:13,837 Uh, well, I-- 1125 01:08:15,506 --> 01:08:17,424 Let's see. 1126 01:08:17,508 --> 01:08:20,636 Uh, she's thinking about what she wants out of life. 1127 01:08:20,720 --> 01:08:23,723 What's she gonna accomplish ? How's she gonna do all that ? 1128 01:08:23,765 --> 01:08:26,309 Women, you know, they think about that a lot. 1129 01:08:26,392 --> 01:08:28,311 I mean, surprisingly a lot. 1130 01:08:28,395 --> 01:08:31,231 They worry all the time about everything. 1131 01:08:31,273 --> 01:08:34,276 You're so right. How do you know that ? 1132 01:08:34,318 --> 01:08:36,278 Well, you know, even I had a mother. 1133 01:08:36,320 --> 01:08:39,365 [ Chuckles ] Well-- 1134 01:08:39,448 --> 01:08:42,285 So maybe running gives her time off from all of that. 1135 01:08:42,368 --> 01:08:45,997 It gives her something she can't get anyplace else. Look at her. 1136 01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:48,249 God. I want to be her. 1137 01:08:48,291 --> 01:08:50,794 She looks so free, doesn't she ? 1138 01:08:50,836 --> 01:08:52,963 No one's judging her, no boss to worry about, 1139 01:08:53,046 --> 01:08:55,966 no guys to worry about, no games to figure her way through. 1140 01:08:56,008 --> 01:08:58,594 I like that. No games. That's good. 1141 01:08:58,677 --> 01:09:01,806 That'd be nice in life, wouldn't it ? 1142 01:09:01,889 --> 01:09:04,100 Okay, can I just think for one second ? 1143 01:09:04,183 --> 01:09:06,144 - Take your time. - Okay. 1144 01:09:06,185 --> 01:09:08,563 Okay. 1145 01:09:08,646 --> 01:09:11,441 No games. How do I get that in ? 1146 01:09:11,483 --> 01:09:14,486 She's running. lt's early, it's quiet. 1147 01:09:14,528 --> 01:09:16,989 Just the sound of her feet on the asphalt. 1148 01:09:17,031 --> 01:09:20,284 She likes to run alone. No pressure, no stress. 1149 01:09:20,326 --> 01:09:24,205 This is the one place she can be herself. 1150 01:09:24,288 --> 01:09:27,959 Look any way she wants, dress, think any way she wants. 1151 01:09:28,001 --> 01:09:31,004 No gameplaying, no rules. Games, sports, rules. 1152 01:09:31,046 --> 01:09:34,132 Games, sports, rules. Playing by the rules. 1153 01:09:34,174 --> 01:09:36,510 Playing games versus playing-- 1154 01:09:36,593 --> 01:09:40,514 Playing by the rules. Playing games versus playing-- 1155 01:09:40,598 --> 01:09:44,060 - Why are you nodding ? - Because you're onto something. 1156 01:09:44,143 --> 01:09:46,062 - Am I ? - Aren't you ? 1157 01:09:46,145 --> 01:09:48,940 Well, I was thinking about a play on words. 1158 01:09:49,024 --> 01:09:50,942 Something about games versus-- 1159 01:09:52,736 --> 01:09:54,696 I feel like I was onto something good. 1160 01:09:54,738 --> 01:09:56,365 - Playing games versus playing-- - Sports ? 1161 01:09:56,448 --> 01:09:58,868 Yes ! Thank you. Do you like any of this ? 1162 01:09:58,951 --> 01:10:02,371 A lot. I like the idea that you can be yourself on the road. 1163 01:10:02,455 --> 01:10:05,166 I do too. Did I say that out loud ? 1164 01:10:05,208 --> 01:10:07,001 [ Stammering ] No, I was just-- 1165 01:10:07,085 --> 01:10:09,087 'Cause I was circling around the exact same thing, 1166 01:10:09,170 --> 01:10:11,882 -which is great, we're on the same-- -Yeah. 1167 01:10:11,965 --> 01:10:15,511 Sorry, I'm not thinking straight. My glands may be swollen. 1168 01:10:15,594 --> 01:10:18,889 Maybe they should be more swollen. You're doing great. Nike. No games. 1169 01:10:18,973 --> 01:10:21,058 Just sports. 1170 01:10:21,142 --> 01:10:23,686 - Oh. - You should write that down. 1171 01:10:23,770 --> 01:10:25,897 All right. 1172 01:10:25,980 --> 01:10:28,108 Did he come up with that, or did I ? 1173 01:10:31,903 --> 01:10:33,906 Boy, can I be-- 1174 01:10:35,741 --> 01:10:37,743 What ? 1175 01:10:37,785 --> 01:10:40,246 Uh, well, can I be honest with you ? 1176 01:10:41,622 --> 01:10:43,583 Please do. 1177 01:10:43,624 --> 01:10:46,419 Before I came here, I heard you were a tough, chauvinistic prick. 1178 01:10:46,502 --> 01:10:48,588 I didn't know you were gonna be that honest. 1179 01:10:48,672 --> 01:10:51,091 - Sorry. I'm-- Sorry. - No, that's all right. 1180 01:10:51,133 --> 01:10:54,136 No, that's okay. You must have looked so forward to meeting me. 1181 01:10:54,219 --> 01:10:57,640 I was dreading it. I had this whole other person built up in my mind. 1182 01:10:57,723 --> 01:11:01,560 Well, since we're sharing, I heard a few things about you too. 1183 01:11:01,602 --> 01:11:06,149 Yes, I'm sure. I'm the ''man-eating bitch Darth Vader'' of the ad world. 1184 01:11:06,232 --> 01:11:08,318 Verbatim. 1185 01:11:08,401 --> 01:11:11,905 Really ? All right. Well, nice to meet you. 1186 01:11:11,988 --> 01:11:14,324 That's not who I am at all. 1187 01:11:15,784 --> 01:11:18,913 Just for the record, I don't think that's who you are. 1188 01:11:18,996 --> 01:11:20,956 I don't. 1189 01:11:20,998 --> 01:11:23,918 Thank you. I appreciate that. 1190 01:11:27,756 --> 01:11:30,800 See, no games equals embarrassing moment. 1191 01:11:30,884 --> 01:11:33,303 Don't fall for a guy at work. Don't fall for a guy at work. 1192 01:11:33,387 --> 01:11:35,597 - Don't fall for a guy at work. - Why ? 1193 01:11:35,639 --> 01:11:37,933 Why what ? 1194 01:11:37,975 --> 01:11:40,978 Why won't-- Why don't I just work on these storyboards... 1195 01:11:41,020 --> 01:11:44,107 and then bring them back around to you tomorrow if you're free. 1196 01:11:44,148 --> 01:11:46,109 I'm free. Just call me anytime. 1197 01:11:46,150 --> 01:11:48,778 l'm flirting. What's wrong with me ? 1198 01:11:48,820 --> 01:11:51,364 God ! I just looked at his penis. I hope he didn't see me. 1199 01:11:52,949 --> 01:11:56,328 Oh, shit ! I just looked at it again ! Stop it ! 1200 01:11:56,412 --> 01:11:59,832 - Are you all right ? - Fine. I got something in my eye. 1201 01:11:59,874 --> 01:12:02,376 Allright, um-- So, great. 1202 01:12:02,460 --> 01:12:06,130 So tomorrow will be-- That'll be great. I'll see you then. 1203 01:12:06,214 --> 01:12:09,134 - Uh, good work by the way. - You too. 1204 01:12:09,175 --> 01:12:12,137 - You sure you're all right ? - Yeah, I'm fine. 1205 01:13:23,214 --> 01:13:25,675 - Are you laughing at me ? 1206 01:13:25,717 --> 01:13:28,303 - Yeah. - Good. 1207 01:13:28,386 --> 01:13:30,388 I didn't think anyone else was still here. 1208 01:13:30,472 --> 01:13:33,725 - I didn't know anyone was here. - What time is it ? 1209 01:13:33,809 --> 01:13:35,727 It's after 1 0:00. 1210 01:13:35,811 --> 01:13:37,980 - I didn't realize it was so late. - [ Thinking ] I feel so alone. 1211 01:13:38,063 --> 01:13:41,108 Um-- I didn't catch that. Sorry ? 1212 01:13:41,192 --> 01:13:43,694 - I didn't realize how late it was. - And I'm glad you're here. 1213 01:13:43,778 --> 01:13:46,865 I'm stuck. I feel so alone. 1214 01:13:46,948 --> 01:13:50,410 - You want a hand with this ? - No, thanks. I'm okay. 1215 01:13:50,493 --> 01:13:52,704 Yeah, I'm not buying it. What's going on ? 1216 01:13:52,788 --> 01:13:55,874 Well, I have an early meeting tomorrow with Dan, 1217 01:13:55,958 --> 01:13:59,086 and I wanted to make it later so I could be more prepared. 1218 01:13:59,170 --> 01:14:02,298 But then you slipped in there and took the only time he had left, 1219 01:14:02,381 --> 01:14:05,301 which left me with 8:15 tomorrow morning. 1220 01:14:05,385 --> 01:14:07,303 It's fine. I'm just not as ready as I wish I was. 1221 01:14:07,387 --> 01:14:10,390 - Sorry. - You didn't do it on purpose. 1222 01:14:10,473 --> 01:14:12,392 [Coughs] 1223 01:14:12,476 --> 01:14:14,811 I just don't want him to be disappointed. 1224 01:14:14,895 --> 01:14:17,147 Hey, why don't we go through some of these together ? 1225 01:14:17,231 --> 01:14:19,775 - Really ? - I insist. 1226 01:14:19,859 --> 01:14:22,278 - Unless you're too tired. - Oh, no. 1227 01:14:22,361 --> 01:14:25,406 - I'm not tired. - Yeah, I can see that. 1228 01:14:27,951 --> 01:14:30,120 It's just so far beyond tired at this point. 1229 01:14:30,203 --> 01:14:33,582 I've basically stopped sleeping ever since I took this job. 1230 01:14:33,665 --> 01:14:36,293 - You have ? - Yeah, it's weird. 1231 01:14:36,377 --> 01:14:39,046 I, um-- [ Thinking ] How do I say this ? 1232 01:14:39,129 --> 01:14:41,090 You don't feel quite like yourself here, do you ? 1233 01:14:41,132 --> 01:14:44,844 No, I don't. Not yet, anyway. 1234 01:14:44,927 --> 01:14:47,013 Boy. 1235 01:14:48,515 --> 01:14:50,559 Plus, I'm mad that I'm getting sick. 1236 01:14:50,642 --> 01:14:52,602 I never, ever get sick. In fact, 1237 01:14:52,686 --> 01:14:54,605 you don't have to sit so close to me if you don't want to. 1238 01:14:54,688 --> 01:14:56,607 No, come here. I'll brave it. 1239 01:14:56,690 --> 01:14:58,609 So, where do we kick off ? 1240 01:14:58,692 --> 01:15:01,362 - Control-top panty hose ? - Okay. 1241 01:15:01,445 --> 01:15:03,614 Personally, I think they do the trick. 1242 01:15:03,698 --> 01:15:06,367 You've worn control-top panty hose ? 1243 01:15:08,119 --> 01:15:10,705 - Did you put a pair in the box ? - Seriously ? 1244 01:15:10,789 --> 01:15:13,125 Oh, yeah. 1245 01:15:13,208 --> 01:15:16,044 - You are full of surprises. - Yeah. 1246 01:15:16,128 --> 01:15:19,215 No, no, no. I mean that as a compliment. I love that. 1247 01:15:19,298 --> 01:15:22,718 - And how did you look in them ? - Ooh. Hot. 1248 01:15:24,762 --> 01:15:28,057 My daughter and her boyfriend walked in, and I got 'em on with-- 1249 01:15:29,476 --> 01:15:31,812 And they said what when they saw you in your panty hose ? 1250 01:15:31,895 --> 01:15:35,524 It was the turquoise Wonderbra they noticed. Then, the nail polish. 1251 01:15:35,607 --> 01:15:37,526 [ Indistinct ] 1252 01:16:01,052 --> 01:16:03,262 [Alex] The dress you picked out is totally hideous. 1253 01:16:03,346 --> 01:16:05,682 - l'm not coming out. - It can't be that bad. Come on out. 1254 01:16:06,724 --> 01:16:08,685 I look like a nun-- an ugly nun. 1255 01:16:08,727 --> 01:16:11,521 Why ? Because it's gray ? Gray is the new black. 1256 01:16:15,484 --> 01:16:17,861 If he says he likes it, I'll die. 1257 01:16:17,945 --> 01:16:20,573 Okay, next. 1258 01:16:20,656 --> 01:16:22,575 This, I love. 1259 01:16:24,327 --> 01:16:25,954 Thank you. Next. 1260 01:17:51,797 --> 01:17:54,132 I think this is the one. 1261 01:17:54,174 --> 01:17:56,135 I like that-- No, I love that. 1262 01:17:56,176 --> 01:17:58,262 Okay, this is it. 1263 01:17:58,345 --> 01:18:00,306 Let me take a look. 1264 01:18:00,347 --> 01:18:02,433 Yes ! I look older. 1265 01:18:02,516 --> 01:18:06,145 This is great. Oh, God, I need boobs. 1266 01:18:06,229 --> 01:18:09,024 Oh, I'll buy a padded bra when he's not around. 1267 01:18:09,107 --> 01:18:12,069 I can't believe this is what I'll be wearing the last night I'm a virgin. 1268 01:18:12,152 --> 01:18:15,072 - Or what I'll be taking off. - [ Yells ] 1269 01:18:18,117 --> 01:18:20,035 - Alex ? - Hmm ? 1270 01:18:20,119 --> 01:18:23,623 I wanna talk to you about something that's pretty important. 1271 01:18:23,664 --> 01:18:25,708 - I've never talked to you about-- - Oh, God. 1272 01:18:25,792 --> 01:18:28,420 He's actually gonna try to be a dad. 1273 01:18:28,503 --> 01:18:30,589 This should be hilarious. 1274 01:18:30,672 --> 01:18:32,549 I realize I haven't been the perfect dad. 1275 01:18:32,632 --> 01:18:35,427 [ Thinking ] Understatement of the century. Can you pass the bread ? 1276 01:18:35,511 --> 01:18:38,556 Yeah, sure, sure. But that does not mean I don't have the right... 1277 01:18:38,639 --> 01:18:41,642 to talk to you about-- about-- 1278 01:18:42,894 --> 01:18:45,396 - [ Clears Throat ] - About ? 1279 01:18:45,480 --> 01:18:47,899 All right. You're a young woman now, 1280 01:18:47,982 --> 01:18:52,487 and you may be flirting with the idea of-of-- 1281 01:18:52,571 --> 01:18:54,656 Having sex ? 1282 01:18:54,740 --> 01:18:57,034 Um, can I get a lemonade, please ? 1283 01:18:57,076 --> 01:19:00,538 Well, you know, boys and girls think very differently about sex. 1284 01:19:00,579 --> 01:19:05,168 My hunch is girls just want guys to like 'em and hang out with 'em. 1285 01:19:05,251 --> 01:19:08,088 Whereas guys-- And not all guys, allright ? 1286 01:19:08,171 --> 01:19:12,175 But most guys, they pretty much just wanna have sex. 1287 01:19:13,927 --> 01:19:16,680 Okay, I'm-- What I'm trying to say here is, 1288 01:19:16,722 --> 01:19:18,974 I don't want you to feel pressured... 1289 01:19:19,058 --> 01:19:22,019 - because your boyfriend's older. - Please. Save it. 1290 01:19:22,103 --> 01:19:25,106 Mom had this talk with me when I was, like, 11. 1291 01:19:25,189 --> 01:19:28,193 You're supposed to have sex when you're in love and it's special. 1292 01:19:30,278 --> 01:19:33,115 And Mom knows me for real and knows my friends and Cameron, 1293 01:19:33,198 --> 01:19:36,076 so let's leave the parental talks up to her, okay ? 1294 01:19:36,160 --> 01:19:39,330 - I promised Cameron I'd do it. - Oh, jeez. 1295 01:19:39,413 --> 01:19:42,250 And also, let's not make me part of this Nick makeover... 1296 01:19:42,333 --> 01:19:44,293 or whatever this new thing you're into is, okay ? 1297 01:19:44,377 --> 01:19:47,130 - What new thing ? - What new thing ? 1298 01:19:47,213 --> 01:19:49,591 This ridiculous new guy you're trying to be. 1299 01:19:49,633 --> 01:19:53,345 Clowning around with me ? Asking if we can make a salad ? 1300 01:19:53,428 --> 01:19:55,764 Watch Friends together ? 1301 01:19:55,848 --> 01:19:58,267 I mean, it's nuts after 15 years of no relating. 1302 01:19:58,350 --> 01:20:00,728 I mean, come on. 1303 01:20:00,770 --> 01:20:02,772 Who are you to talk about relationships anyway ? 1304 01:20:02,855 --> 01:20:07,318 You never had a real relationship with anyone in your entire life. 1305 01:20:07,402 --> 01:20:10,113 Look, l'm supposed to meet my friends. 1306 01:20:10,196 --> 01:20:13,533 - So I'm gonna go, okay ? - Sure. 1307 01:20:13,617 --> 01:20:15,577 Thanks for the dress. 1308 01:20:18,330 --> 01:20:20,291 [Woman Thinking] She didn 't even finish her lunch. 1309 01:20:20,332 --> 01:20:22,376 Johnny-come-lately, giving her advice ? 1310 01:20:22,460 --> 01:20:24,420 - Oh, teenagers. - I think the talk worked. 1311 01:20:24,504 --> 01:20:27,131 - She's totally right. - Move on, dude. It's over. 1312 01:20:27,215 --> 01:20:30,218 [ Groans ] Please. 1313 01:20:32,387 --> 01:20:34,723 Now you've seen how the cake is assembled. 1314 01:20:34,806 --> 01:20:38,018 The next time you admire a wedding cake, you'll be able to appreciate-- 1315 01:20:38,060 --> 01:20:42,189 Wow. It looks so gorgeous. 1316 01:20:44,192 --> 01:20:48,029 - [ Announcer ] Fit, vibrant hair. - Oh. 1317 01:20:48,071 --> 01:20:51,116 I hated being overweight. I always wanted to be thin and pretty... 1318 01:20:51,199 --> 01:20:53,076 and wear cute little clothes. 1319 01:20:53,160 --> 01:20:55,913 lt built and it built, and my health deteriorated. 1320 01:20:55,954 --> 01:20:57,998 And I couldn 't walk and I couldn 't stand... 1321 01:20:58,082 --> 01:21:01,502 to even stand up at the park for ten minutes while my kids played. 1322 01:21:01,585 --> 01:21:05,173 I tried sitting on the swings, and the chains cut my hips and it hurt. 1323 01:21:05,256 --> 01:21:07,717 And I couldn't - I couldn 't run and I couldn 't move. 1324 01:21:07,759 --> 01:21:10,428 And I was tired and I wanted to be a good mom. 1325 01:21:10,512 --> 01:21:12,597 [ Sobbing ] 1326 01:21:12,681 --> 01:21:15,476 - What the hell's wrong with me ? - [Telephone Ringing] 1327 01:21:18,771 --> 01:21:21,273 - Hello ? - [ Thinking ] What am I doing ? 1328 01:21:21,357 --> 01:21:23,276 - [TVShuts Off] - Darcy ? 1329 01:21:23,359 --> 01:21:26,779 How did you know it was me ? I didn't say anything. 1330 01:21:26,821 --> 01:21:28,907 I, uh, just sensed it. 1331 01:21:28,948 --> 01:21:31,326 Shit. I'm such an idiot. I didn't think he'd be there. 1332 01:21:31,409 --> 01:21:35,497 - Excuse me ? - I didn't mean to really call you. 1333 01:21:35,581 --> 01:21:39,001 I had your number here, and I was thinking of you. 1334 01:21:39,084 --> 01:21:40,920 Thinking of calling you. 1335 01:21:42,797 --> 01:21:44,882 Obviously, I did call you. 1336 01:21:44,966 --> 01:21:47,343 Oh, no, that's all right. I, uh-- 1337 01:21:47,427 --> 01:21:49,346 I was thinking about you too. 1338 01:22:10,160 --> 01:22:12,454 Well, here's to another great idea. 1339 01:22:12,496 --> 01:22:14,665 - What, ''Let's meet for a drink'' ? - Yes. 1340 01:22:14,748 --> 01:22:17,835 - Yeah ? - Exactly what I wanted to say. 1341 01:22:17,918 --> 01:22:21,047 Sometimes I think you're a bit of a mind reader. 1342 01:22:21,130 --> 01:22:23,424 But I don't have to be a mind reader with you. 1343 01:22:23,508 --> 01:22:25,426 - Hmm. - You always say what you think. 1344 01:22:25,510 --> 01:22:27,846 - I know. It's a curse. - What-- 1345 01:22:27,929 --> 01:22:30,390 - Are you kidding ? It's a relief-- an enormous relief. 1346 01:22:30,473 --> 01:22:33,143 Do you know how rare that is to actually say what you think ? 1347 01:22:33,185 --> 01:22:38,315 Do you have any idea how rare it is for someone to actually like that ? 1348 01:22:38,357 --> 01:22:41,777 Trust me, this has not been a great thing in my life. 1349 01:22:41,861 --> 01:22:43,780 My ex-husband didn't love me. Let's just put it that way. 1350 01:22:45,865 --> 01:22:47,867 He didn't love you ? 1351 01:22:47,951 --> 01:22:49,869 Did I just say that ? 1352 01:22:49,953 --> 01:22:51,872 Oh, God ! [ Laughs ] 1353 01:22:51,955 --> 01:22:54,833 Um, I meant to say ''it.'' He didn't love it-- 1354 01:22:54,875 --> 01:22:56,835 that I spoke my mind. 1355 01:22:59,046 --> 01:23:02,508 If you wanna know the truth, I'm not sure he did really love me. 1356 01:23:02,550 --> 01:23:05,470 - Ooh. - There's a conversation starter. 1357 01:23:05,553 --> 01:23:09,307 God. A smart person would just get so very drunk now. 1358 01:23:10,642 --> 01:23:12,561 How long were you married ? 1359 01:23:12,644 --> 01:23:14,563 A little less than a year. 1360 01:23:14,646 --> 01:23:17,149 I've been divorced about nine months now. We worked together. 1361 01:23:17,232 --> 01:23:19,193 - You know that, right ? - Oh, yeah. I knew that. 1362 01:23:19,235 --> 01:23:22,196 - I heard it. - Hmm. 1363 01:23:22,238 --> 01:23:26,326 - What was that like ? - It was great in the beginning. 1364 01:23:26,409 --> 01:23:29,704 But it changed. It became competitive. 1365 01:23:29,746 --> 01:23:33,667 Suddenly, the better I did, the worse we did. 1366 01:23:35,085 --> 01:23:37,087 The price I pay for being me. 1367 01:23:37,171 --> 01:23:39,173 - I know that now. No, truly. - [ Chuckles ] 1368 01:23:39,256 --> 01:23:41,175 - Oh. - No, no, it's true. 1369 01:23:43,845 --> 01:23:45,763 Do you wanna know all this about me ? 1370 01:23:45,847 --> 01:23:47,765 Keep going. 1371 01:23:49,935 --> 01:23:52,854 Well, that's why I needed to get out there on my own, 1372 01:23:52,938 --> 01:23:55,357 as scary as it was. 1373 01:23:55,440 --> 01:23:57,359 I mean, not scary, but, um-- 1374 01:23:59,612 --> 01:24:01,739 Well, yeah, I was kind of scared. 1375 01:24:01,781 --> 01:24:04,992 - Why ? - I don't know. 1376 01:24:05,076 --> 01:24:07,787 I guess I wasn't sure I could do the job. 1377 01:24:07,871 --> 01:24:09,831 I mean, I thought I could do it, 1378 01:24:09,914 --> 01:24:13,585 but I'm finding Sloane-Curtis a tougher place than I thought. 1379 01:24:15,295 --> 01:24:17,589 I'm sorry. 1380 01:24:17,631 --> 01:24:20,092 - I know you were up for my job. - No. 1381 01:24:20,134 --> 01:24:24,347 - I'm sorry I'm the one that got it. - I'm-I'm not. I'm not. 1382 01:24:24,430 --> 01:24:27,976 - I've learned a lot from you. - Like what ? 1383 01:24:28,059 --> 01:24:30,604 Like what ? For starters, you really love what you do. 1384 01:24:30,645 --> 01:24:33,106 - You really love what you do. - Not as much as you do. 1385 01:24:33,148 --> 01:24:35,275 How can you say that ? You're so great at it. 1386 01:24:35,317 --> 01:24:37,528 You're so great at it. 1387 01:24:37,611 --> 01:24:42,408 I think Dan's even wondering why he hired me. Really. 1388 01:24:42,491 --> 01:24:45,036 I think the bloom is definitely off the rose. 1389 01:24:47,247 --> 01:24:49,290 You wanna hear something really great ? 1390 01:24:49,332 --> 01:24:51,293 Yeah. 1391 01:24:51,334 --> 01:24:54,379 I just closed escrow on my first apartment ever. 1392 01:24:54,463 --> 01:24:56,632 Finally, I own my own place. 1393 01:24:59,009 --> 01:25:02,889 - What? I wish I was a mind reader. - No. 1394 01:25:04,265 --> 01:25:06,225 I was just thinking... 1395 01:25:09,521 --> 01:25:11,439 how men like me can get so screwed up. 1396 01:25:13,859 --> 01:25:15,819 I don't think there are men like you. 1397 01:25:17,363 --> 01:25:19,698 If we kissed, would it ruin everything ? 1398 01:25:22,451 --> 01:25:25,288 Listen to me. 1399 01:25:25,371 --> 01:25:28,124 I think... 1400 01:25:28,208 --> 01:25:30,752 you are one of the great women. 1401 01:25:30,835 --> 01:25:32,754 I really do. 1402 01:25:40,137 --> 01:25:42,974 I'm sorry. 1403 01:25:43,057 --> 01:25:45,643 But I just meant to say thank you. 1404 01:25:47,228 --> 01:25:49,189 I'm so sorry. 1405 01:26:21,223 --> 01:26:23,768 Well, I, uh, guess I'll see you... 1406 01:26:23,851 --> 01:26:27,397 in, let's see, three and a half hours. 1407 01:26:30,817 --> 01:26:32,986 Nick, may I just say... 1408 01:26:33,070 --> 01:26:35,239 you are an exceptionally great kisser. 1409 01:26:37,533 --> 01:26:39,869 No, I mean really, really great. 1410 01:26:39,952 --> 01:26:44,081 Well, I haven't had this much fun making out since-- 1411 01:26:47,210 --> 01:26:49,546 I've never had this much fun making out. 1412 01:26:49,629 --> 01:26:52,424 Me either. 1413 01:26:52,466 --> 01:26:54,927 - Don't let this get weird at work ? - No. 1414 01:26:54,968 --> 01:26:57,680 We have nothing to be embarrassed about. 1415 01:26:57,763 --> 01:27:01,642 We made out. You and I made out. 1416 01:27:03,227 --> 01:27:06,648 - And if I may, it was-- - Sexy as hell. 1417 01:27:07,857 --> 01:27:10,861 God. That's just what I was about to say. 1418 01:27:10,944 --> 01:27:13,238 But I think I said it first, I think. 1419 01:27:13,322 --> 01:27:15,240 - Oh, no, you did. - Oh. 1420 01:27:17,326 --> 01:27:19,245 Um, well, all right, then. 1421 01:27:27,170 --> 01:27:30,382 Oh, I'm a grown woman. Just say it. 1422 01:27:30,465 --> 01:27:32,467 Do you want to come back to my place ? 1423 01:27:32,509 --> 01:27:34,970 Say it ! Do you want to come-- 1424 01:27:35,012 --> 01:27:36,889 Good night, Darcy. 1425 01:27:37,973 --> 01:27:39,850 Good night. 1426 01:27:57,286 --> 01:27:59,205 Good night. 1427 01:28:11,718 --> 01:28:13,679 What am I doing ? 1428 01:28:25,400 --> 01:28:27,318 Lola. 1429 01:28:29,070 --> 01:28:32,324 It's okay. Okay. Here he comes. 1430 01:28:32,407 --> 01:28:35,994 - [Lola Muttering, lndistinct] - Lola ? 1431 01:28:36,078 --> 01:28:38,914 I know I haven't heard from you. 1432 01:28:38,956 --> 01:28:41,792 Lola, how long have you been out here ? 1433 01:28:41,876 --> 01:28:43,795 Just a few... hours. 1434 01:28:43,878 --> 01:28:46,798 Nick, you said that you wouldn't hurt me. 1435 01:28:46,839 --> 01:28:49,592 And then you slept with me, and then you didn't call me for six days. 1436 01:28:49,634 --> 01:28:53,388 So that, in the world of me, that's torture. 1437 01:28:53,472 --> 01:28:56,934 I mean, we have this totally unbelievable, life-altering sex, 1438 01:28:57,017 --> 01:28:58,978 and then you just disappear. 1439 01:28:59,019 --> 01:29:00,980 I mean, you-you-you stopped drinking coffee ! 1440 01:29:01,063 --> 01:29:03,983 Lola, I'm so sorry. 1441 01:29:04,066 --> 01:29:06,569 It's okay. 1442 01:29:06,653 --> 01:29:08,780 It's okay, because I figured out your little secret. 1443 01:29:08,822 --> 01:29:11,449 - You did ? - It's so obvious. 1444 01:29:11,533 --> 01:29:13,493 How else would you know the things that you know ? 1445 01:29:13,535 --> 01:29:17,164 - It wasn't obvious to anybody else. - Nick, come on. 1446 01:29:17,247 --> 01:29:20,668 You're so sensitive. You're so aware of my feelings. 1447 01:29:20,751 --> 01:29:23,546 You're so tuned in. 1448 01:29:23,629 --> 01:29:26,090 You talk to me like a woman, you think like a woman. 1449 01:29:26,174 --> 01:29:30,095 Nick ! Come on ! Admit it. You're totally and completely gay. 1450 01:29:31,304 --> 01:29:33,724 - I am ? - You're not ? 1451 01:29:33,807 --> 01:29:36,852 Oh ! I mean, if you're not, you gotta tell me. 1452 01:29:36,935 --> 01:29:39,980 Based on the other night-- Just put me out of my misery. 1453 01:29:40,022 --> 01:29:41,983 Are you or aren't you ? 1454 01:29:42,024 --> 01:29:44,694 Say you're gay. Then l'm not nuts. l'm not undesirable. 1455 01:29:44,777 --> 01:29:49,032 Not rejected by another guy ! Say it ! Say you're gay ! Admit it ! 1456 01:29:49,115 --> 01:29:50,492 Okay. 1457 01:29:58,334 --> 01:30:00,252 I'm gay. 1458 01:30:02,380 --> 01:30:04,841 How gay ? 1459 01:30:04,882 --> 01:30:08,178 Oh ! I'm as gay as it gets. 1460 01:30:12,057 --> 01:30:14,434 You're gonna make some guy very happy someday. 1461 01:30:14,518 --> 01:30:17,187 Oh, from your lips. 1462 01:30:19,064 --> 01:30:21,692 God, I hate that I'm crying. 1463 01:30:21,776 --> 01:30:24,987 Well, look it. 1464 01:30:25,071 --> 01:30:27,198 If things should ever change in that department-- 1465 01:30:27,282 --> 01:30:29,701 - You'll be the first to know. - You promise ? 1466 01:30:29,743 --> 01:30:33,038 Oh, yeah, I promise. Come here. 1467 01:30:48,680 --> 01:30:50,599 Oh, boy. 1468 01:30:55,229 --> 01:30:57,356 -It was very nice meeting you, Nick. -And you. 1469 01:30:57,439 --> 01:30:59,567 Thanks for pep talk, yes ? 1470 01:30:59,650 --> 01:31:01,610 You two just take care of each other. 1471 01:31:01,652 --> 01:31:03,613 - And thanks for the yarmulke. - Oh, no problem. 1472 01:31:03,654 --> 01:31:06,449 - You wear it well, yes ? - Happy trails, kids. 1473 01:31:06,532 --> 01:31:09,411 - Isn't he great ? - Darcy ! 1474 01:31:12,122 --> 01:31:14,875 I need to talk to you. 1475 01:31:14,958 --> 01:31:18,879 Uh-oh, look at him. I knew it. He is weird about it. 1476 01:31:18,963 --> 01:31:22,300 This is not about last night. It's about the Nike meeting. 1477 01:31:22,383 --> 01:31:24,844 And I honestly believe in my gut... 1478 01:31:24,927 --> 01:31:27,055 - that you should make the pitch. - Oh, God. 1479 01:31:27,138 --> 01:31:29,140 -I guilted you into this last night. -No, no. 1480 01:31:29,224 --> 01:31:31,268 - It would be better if you did it. - No, no, no. 1481 01:31:31,309 --> 01:31:33,478 This is your baby. You've gotta do it. 1482 01:31:33,562 --> 01:31:35,647 I gotta go meet and greet these folks. I'll see you in there. 1483 01:31:36,982 --> 01:31:39,944 - It's not my baby. - Yes, it is. 1484 01:31:45,158 --> 01:31:49,120 I predict no one will even know I'm gone until the files start to build. 1485 01:31:49,162 --> 01:31:51,498 It could be days. 1486 01:31:53,750 --> 01:31:55,669 And then someone will finally ask, 1487 01:31:55,752 --> 01:31:57,796 ''Where's the geek in the glasses who carries all the files ?'' 1488 01:32:03,135 --> 01:32:06,472 Do either of you two know what the story is on this Erin girl ? 1489 01:32:06,514 --> 01:32:08,725 - Miss Lonely Hearts ? Who knows ? - Yeah. 1490 01:32:08,808 --> 01:32:11,269 Ooh, I know. She's been here two years. 1491 01:32:11,353 --> 01:32:13,814 She tried to be a copywriter but got turned down. 1492 01:32:13,855 --> 01:32:16,859 - So she got stuck as a messenger. - What fool turned her down ? 1493 01:32:16,942 --> 01:32:19,820 You did, sire. 1494 01:32:19,862 --> 01:32:23,157 Well, did I ever meet with her at least ? 1495 01:32:23,241 --> 01:32:25,994 I don't think so. As I recall, you told me to ''blow her off.'' 1496 01:32:26,077 --> 01:32:28,163 Well, I wanna meet with her now. 1497 01:32:28,204 --> 01:32:30,248 The kid's got something. She's kind of funny. 1498 01:32:30,332 --> 01:32:33,585 This is your lucky day. I just saw the Nike group get off the elevator. 1499 01:32:33,669 --> 01:32:36,422 All women. Your specialty. Come on. I'll walk you up. 1500 01:32:36,505 --> 01:32:38,841 I hate what I'm doing to Darcy. I hate it ! 1501 01:32:38,924 --> 01:32:40,885 I'm gonna write her a long letter, confess everything. 1502 01:32:40,926 --> 01:32:42,887 - You're doing Darcy ? Since when ? - No ! 1503 01:32:42,929 --> 01:32:44,889 I said I hate what I'm doing to Darcy. 1504 01:32:44,931 --> 01:32:46,891 - Men are stupider. It's true. - Will you stop it ? 1505 01:32:46,975 --> 01:32:49,978 - They are. - ''They'' ? Are you a woman now ? 1506 01:32:50,061 --> 01:32:52,731 Oh, I wish. A woman wouldn't have screwed over the woman she loved. 1507 01:32:52,814 --> 01:32:55,234 No, they don't think that way. And another thing. 1508 01:32:55,275 --> 01:32:57,319 - This thing about penis envy. - Yeah. 1509 01:32:57,403 --> 01:32:59,363 Not true. No. They don't envy it. 1510 01:32:59,405 --> 01:33:01,365 Half of'em don't even like it. 1511 01:33:01,407 --> 01:33:03,367 You know who has penis envy ? We do. 1512 01:33:03,409 --> 01:33:05,370 That's why we cheat and screw up and lie, 1513 01:33:05,411 --> 01:33:07,413 because we're all obsessed with our own equipment. 1514 01:33:07,455 --> 01:33:09,416 - You ready ? Okay. - Yeah. 1515 01:33:09,499 --> 01:33:11,418 Thanks. 1516 01:33:13,795 --> 01:33:16,215 [Nick] You don't stand in front of a mirror before a run... 1517 01:33:16,256 --> 01:33:19,635 and wonder what the road will think of your outfit. 1518 01:33:19,718 --> 01:33:23,931 You don't have to listen to its jokes and pretend they're funny. 1519 01:33:25,391 --> 01:33:28,394 lt would not be easier to run if you dressed sexier. 1520 01:33:28,436 --> 01:33:31,439 The road doesn't notice if you're not wearing lipstick. 1521 01:33:31,523 --> 01:33:33,900 lt does not care how old you are. 1522 01:33:33,942 --> 01:33:35,903 You do not feel uncomfortable... 1523 01:33:35,944 --> 01:33:37,905 because you make more money than the road. 1524 01:33:39,281 --> 01:33:42,076 And you can call on the road whenever you feel like it, 1525 01:33:42,118 --> 01:33:44,287 whether it's been a day... 1526 01:33:44,370 --> 01:33:46,664 or even a couple of hours since your last date. 1527 01:33:48,833 --> 01:33:51,586 The only thing the road cares about... 1528 01:33:51,628 --> 01:33:53,588 is that you pay it a visit once in a while. 1529 01:33:54,756 --> 01:33:57,426 Nike. No games. 1530 01:33:57,509 --> 01:33:59,178 Just sports. 1531 01:34:03,140 --> 01:34:06,019 - [Woman Thinking]He nailed it. - They hit a home run. 1532 01:34:06,102 --> 01:34:08,480 [Woman #3 Thinking] Where do we sign ? 1533 01:34:10,273 --> 01:34:13,610 [Frank Sinatra On Stereo] 1534 01:34:27,250 --> 01:34:29,669 [ Singing Along ] 1535 01:34:55,864 --> 01:34:58,409 Why are you not the happiest guy in Chicago right now ? 1536 01:34:58,492 --> 01:35:00,453 You just did so great. 1537 01:35:00,536 --> 01:35:02,788 No, no, I didn't do so great. We did so-- 1538 01:35:02,872 --> 01:35:06,250 No, actually, you did so great. 1539 01:35:06,334 --> 01:35:08,253 - You. - You, me. 1540 01:35:08,336 --> 01:35:10,672 We did great ! 1541 01:35:10,755 --> 01:35:14,343 Will you come with me someplace ? I wanna show you something. 1542 01:35:14,426 --> 01:35:16,887 - I have something I need to finish. - Please ? 1543 01:35:18,514 --> 01:35:19,849 Please. 1544 01:35:31,862 --> 01:35:33,864 Okay. Here you go. 1545 01:35:36,533 --> 01:35:38,494 - Come with me. - All right. 1546 01:35:38,535 --> 01:35:41,664 -Should I close my eyes or anything? -No. 1547 01:35:41,747 --> 01:35:45,793 So, you see those top two floors right there ? 1548 01:35:45,877 --> 01:35:48,505 I do. 1549 01:35:48,546 --> 01:35:51,007 - All mine. - Wow. 1550 01:35:53,135 --> 01:35:55,053 Come here. 1551 01:35:58,682 --> 01:36:00,601 So this is my-- 1552 01:36:14,616 --> 01:36:16,618 living room. 1553 01:36:16,702 --> 01:36:18,621 It's beautiful. 1554 01:36:45,817 --> 01:36:47,777 What are you thinking ? 1555 01:36:49,946 --> 01:36:52,824 You've got that look you have sometimes. 1556 01:36:54,284 --> 01:36:57,579 Yeah ? No. I was just wondering when you get to move in. 1557 01:36:57,663 --> 01:37:00,082 Well, they said two weeks, so-- 1558 01:37:00,166 --> 01:37:03,503 Okay. This is the dining room. 1559 01:37:06,089 --> 01:37:08,758 - The fireplace works. Come here. - Wow. 1560 01:37:10,260 --> 01:37:13,347 I can see elegant parties in here. Waiters with caviar, 1561 01:37:13,430 --> 01:37:16,058 - you in a beautiful gown. - You can see all that ? 1562 01:37:16,141 --> 01:37:19,812 Maybe you're naked and I'm the only guest, but it'd still be elegant. 1563 01:37:19,895 --> 01:37:22,023 Okay. So this is upstairs. 1564 01:37:22,106 --> 01:37:25,652 There's a second bedroom or a future office or whatever. 1565 01:37:27,487 --> 01:37:31,116 - And this is my boudoir. 1566 01:37:34,661 --> 01:37:36,663 Your boudoir comes with pretty decent music. 1567 01:37:36,747 --> 01:37:38,666 It does. 1568 01:37:38,749 --> 01:37:40,668 Where is that coming from ? 1569 01:37:49,427 --> 01:37:51,346 Let's turn up the volume. 1570 01:37:58,187 --> 01:38:00,147 So, where's your bed going ? 1571 01:38:00,189 --> 01:38:03,484 Uh, right... here. 1572 01:38:23,422 --> 01:38:25,842 So, if you had a bed, 1573 01:38:25,883 --> 01:38:27,886 we'd be dancing on it. 1574 01:38:39,982 --> 01:38:41,901 I like it here. 1575 01:38:43,361 --> 01:38:45,822 I like it here too. 1576 01:38:45,905 --> 01:38:48,908 No. I mean, I like it here. 1577 01:38:51,203 --> 01:38:53,038 Oh. 1578 01:39:21,485 --> 01:39:23,571 [Thunder Rumbling] 1579 01:39:25,448 --> 01:39:28,701 [Dan] Believe me, we're as excited as you are. 1580 01:39:28,785 --> 01:39:30,704 - Dan ? I gotta talk to you. - Yeah ? 1581 01:39:30,787 --> 01:39:34,207 He'll be there. Bye. I gotta talk to you too. That was Nike. 1582 01:39:34,291 --> 01:39:36,502 They're gonna announce to the trades that we won the account. 1583 01:39:36,585 --> 01:39:40,464 I gotta hand it to you. You saved my ass. You saved the company's ass. 1584 01:39:40,548 --> 01:39:43,509 Actually, Dan, I had very little to do with saving anybody's ass. 1585 01:39:43,593 --> 01:39:46,137 It's Darcy you should be thanking, that's what I want to talk about. 1586 01:39:46,220 --> 01:39:49,683 Darcy ? Please. I was there. The girl didn't open her mouth. 1587 01:39:49,766 --> 01:39:52,477 Look, I'm a big enough man to admit when I screw up. 1588 01:39:52,561 --> 01:39:54,980 I looked at the marketplace and I panicked. 1589 01:39:55,063 --> 01:39:58,317 Nick, forgive me. I want you to step in here. 1590 01:39:58,400 --> 01:40:00,986 No, no, no, no. Dan, you did the right thing when you hired her. 1591 01:40:01,070 --> 01:40:04,949 I mean, she is the best creative director I have ever seen, bar none. 1592 01:40:04,991 --> 01:40:08,411 - This isn't about-- She's adorable. - Oh, yeah, she is. 1593 01:40:08,495 --> 01:40:11,164 - But this isn't about that ? - No, no. Not like that. No, no. 1594 01:40:11,248 --> 01:40:13,333 Please. Look. 1595 01:40:13,417 --> 01:40:15,544 I've been doing a lot of listening lately. 1596 01:40:16,962 --> 01:40:19,632 And I've decided... I need to take a leave of absence. 1597 01:40:19,715 --> 01:40:22,093 I need to get away from here and get some perspective on things. 1598 01:40:22,176 --> 01:40:25,263 What are you, nuts ? What is this ? What do you mean ? 1599 01:40:25,346 --> 01:40:27,640 This is the biggest account this company has ever landed. 1600 01:40:27,724 --> 01:40:29,642 Do you want me to have nobody running the shop ? 1601 01:40:29,726 --> 01:40:32,312 What are you talking about ? Darcy's here. 1602 01:40:32,395 --> 01:40:35,023 For somebody who listens a lot, you don't hear so well. 1603 01:40:35,107 --> 01:40:37,317 I had a meeting with her today. I sat her down. 1604 01:40:37,401 --> 01:40:39,695 - We had a talk. - Oh, Dan ! You didn't. 1605 01:40:39,778 --> 01:40:42,698 - Tell me you didn't fire her. - She didn't even put up a fight. 1606 01:40:42,782 --> 01:40:44,909 - Oh, Dan, no ! - Hey, she's gone, pal. 1607 01:40:44,992 --> 01:40:47,161 No, no. It's not too late. Look, call her. 1608 01:40:47,245 --> 01:40:49,164 Tell her you need her back, you made a mistake. Hire her back. 1609 01:40:49,247 --> 01:40:51,791 - Hey, calm down. I can't do that. - Why ? 1610 01:40:51,875 --> 01:40:55,295 Because I talked to the board and I told them I don't need her anymore. 1611 01:40:55,379 --> 01:40:57,506 - Oh ! - They offered her a settlement. 1612 01:40:57,548 --> 01:41:00,217 Besides, Nike says they want you. You're what they bought. 1613 01:41:00,301 --> 01:41:02,219 - [ Groans ] - I got a delivery-- Can I-- 1614 01:41:02,303 --> 01:41:04,222 Would you come out for one second ? Let me tell you something. 1615 01:41:04,305 --> 01:41:06,349 My job is to deliver you. 1616 01:41:06,432 --> 01:41:09,477 Dan, Nike bought an idea. It wasn't even mine. 1617 01:41:09,561 --> 01:41:12,439 Every good idea that they loved yesterday came from her. 1618 01:41:12,522 --> 01:41:15,317 And if you don't get Darcy McGuire back in here, and I mean pronto, 1619 01:41:15,400 --> 01:41:17,361 the board is gonna be paying you your settlement. 1620 01:41:17,444 --> 01:41:19,446 This is all about saving your ass, right ? 1621 01:41:19,530 --> 01:41:22,033 Save it. 1622 01:41:29,165 --> 01:41:32,461 Annie, get a hold of Darcy's address and number as quick as possible. 1623 01:41:32,544 --> 01:41:35,589 - Yeah, sure. - Where's the girl in glasses ? 1624 01:41:35,672 --> 01:41:37,883 Erin ? I don't think she's in today. 1625 01:41:43,931 --> 01:41:47,560 - Did she call in sick ? - I don't think so. Didn't show up. 1626 01:41:47,644 --> 01:41:49,562 Oh, where does she live ? 1627 01:41:49,646 --> 01:41:51,690 -Does anyone know where Erin lives ? -[Man] Who's Erin ? 1628 01:41:51,773 --> 01:41:53,734 And then someone will finally ask, 1629 01:41:53,775 --> 01:41:56,487 ''Where's the geek in the glasses who carries all the files ?'' 1630 01:42:05,163 --> 01:42:07,081 [ Whistling ] 1631 01:42:07,165 --> 01:42:09,084 [ Cell Phone Ringing ] 1632 01:42:09,167 --> 01:42:12,003 Hey. Yeah. Did you get a hold of Darcy ? 1633 01:42:12,087 --> 01:42:16,467 No ? Keep trying. And when you get a hold of her, tell her to stay put. 1634 01:42:16,508 --> 01:42:19,386 I'm coming right over. I just have to make a little stop on the way. 1635 01:42:42,703 --> 01:42:44,664 Do you know where this is ? 1636 01:42:56,885 --> 01:42:59,513 Down the alley. 1637 01:43:01,015 --> 01:43:02,934 Just down the alley. 1638 01:43:05,895 --> 01:43:07,814 Thanks. 1639 01:44:17,931 --> 01:44:20,142 - Come on, Erin. Be there. Please-- - [Cat Meows] 1640 01:44:26,858 --> 01:44:28,777 Erin ? 1641 01:44:34,533 --> 01:44:36,452 Hello ? 1642 01:44:52,594 --> 01:44:54,554 [Cat Meows] 1643 01:45:12,574 --> 01:45:14,493 No, no. 1644 01:45:16,119 --> 01:45:18,038 Dear Mom-- [ Continues, Indistinct ] 1645 01:45:22,001 --> 01:45:24,420 - [ Yells ] - [ Screams ] 1646 01:45:27,423 --> 01:45:30,427 Mr. Marshall ! Mr. Marshall ? 1647 01:45:30,468 --> 01:45:32,679 Yes, Erin. Yes, it's me. 1648 01:45:32,763 --> 01:45:34,598 - [ Panting ] - l'm sorry. 1649 01:45:34,640 --> 01:45:37,851 I really did not mean to scare you. Okay ? 1650 01:45:37,935 --> 01:45:39,854 I just wanted to come and see how you are. 1651 01:45:39,937 --> 01:45:41,856 How are you ? 1652 01:45:41,939 --> 01:45:44,609 Mr. Marshall, if you're here because I didn't show up today, I'm sorry. 1653 01:45:44,650 --> 01:45:46,611 I was just about to call. I swear. 1654 01:45:46,653 --> 01:45:49,030 No, I'm not here because you didn't show up for work. 1655 01:45:49,114 --> 01:45:52,325 But I'm here-- Well, I-- 1656 01:45:52,409 --> 01:45:54,786 I bet you're wondering why I am here, huh ? 1657 01:45:55,996 --> 01:45:57,956 As a matter of fact, I was just thinking that. 1658 01:45:57,998 --> 01:46:02,086 I was thinking, ''Why is Mr. Marshall here in my bedroom ?'' 1659 01:46:02,169 --> 01:46:05,590 You were... thinking that just now ? 1660 01:46:06,633 --> 01:46:08,551 Yeah, in my head. 1661 01:46:08,635 --> 01:46:11,805 I must have water in my ears or something. 1662 01:46:11,847 --> 01:46:16,101 But you're, you know, not thinking anything now, are you ? 1663 01:46:17,186 --> 01:46:19,104 I'm thinking a million things. 1664 01:46:19,188 --> 01:46:21,273 Really ? 1665 01:46:21,357 --> 01:46:23,651 Because, you know, usually I can, uh-- 1666 01:46:24,902 --> 01:46:27,363 I can, uh-- 1667 01:46:29,157 --> 01:46:31,159 You are thinking something right this minute ? 1668 01:46:31,243 --> 01:46:35,205 Mr. Marshall, I am thinking that you are crazier than I am. 1669 01:46:41,587 --> 01:46:43,756 I think-- 1670 01:46:43,840 --> 01:46:45,758 I think I lost-- 1671 01:46:48,511 --> 01:46:50,430 It's gone. 1672 01:46:53,058 --> 01:46:54,977 I'm back. 1673 01:46:56,228 --> 01:47:00,191 - I'm back. - Mr. Marshall ? 1674 01:47:00,274 --> 01:47:02,652 Yeah ? 1675 01:47:02,735 --> 01:47:06,280 I'm sorry. Is there something I can maybe do for you ? 1676 01:47:08,575 --> 01:47:10,493 No. 1677 01:47:11,578 --> 01:47:14,289 No, Erin, uh-- 1678 01:47:14,373 --> 01:47:17,251 Actually, I came here to see if I could do something for you. 1679 01:47:19,253 --> 01:47:21,464 - For me ? - Yeah. 1680 01:47:22,798 --> 01:47:24,759 See, the truth is-- 1681 01:47:26,260 --> 01:47:28,179 The truth-- 1682 01:47:30,348 --> 01:47:33,060 Erin, the truth is, 1683 01:47:33,143 --> 01:47:37,231 I'm glad I got here before you did anything to hurt yourself. 1684 01:47:41,736 --> 01:47:43,863 What makes you think that I would, uh, 1685 01:47:43,946 --> 01:47:46,908 do something to hurt myself? 1686 01:47:48,076 --> 01:47:49,995 I just sensed it. 1687 01:47:52,122 --> 01:47:54,041 Really ? 1688 01:47:55,167 --> 01:47:57,127 You could sense that ? 1689 01:48:02,925 --> 01:48:05,428 Well, that's not-- That's not good. 1690 01:48:06,638 --> 01:48:08,932 [Sobbing] 1691 01:48:09,015 --> 01:48:13,228 Yeah. But the real reason I'm here is because-- 1692 01:48:13,311 --> 01:48:16,148 Well, here's the thing. The real reason I'm here is because-- 1693 01:48:16,190 --> 01:48:18,150 As you know we have the Nike account, 1694 01:48:18,233 --> 01:48:20,236 and we have a job opening in our team. 1695 01:48:20,319 --> 01:48:23,573 And Darcy McGuire and I, we were just discussing-- 1696 01:48:23,656 --> 01:48:26,743 really spitballing on who could be great enough to fill that void. 1697 01:48:26,826 --> 01:48:28,953 Suddenly, your name popped into my head, and I remembered... 1698 01:48:28,995 --> 01:48:31,414 that you once applied for a job as a copywriter. 1699 01:48:31,498 --> 01:48:35,043 I thought I'd come down here and see if you were still interested. 1700 01:48:35,127 --> 01:48:37,463 Didn't you try and meet with me a while back ? 1701 01:48:37,504 --> 01:48:42,051 Yeah, I tried, but you were unavailable, and then out of town-- 1702 01:48:42,134 --> 01:48:44,053 Well, now I'm available. 1703 01:48:44,137 --> 01:48:46,973 And as you can plainly see I'm in town, 1704 01:48:47,015 --> 01:48:49,225 so I'm here to take that meeting... 1705 01:48:49,309 --> 01:48:51,144 if you're available. 1706 01:48:54,606 --> 01:48:56,817 I'm available. 1707 01:48:56,859 --> 01:48:59,445 I'm unbelievably available. 1708 01:49:05,702 --> 01:49:07,662 [ Buzzing ] 1709 01:49:16,713 --> 01:49:19,008 [Dialing] 1710 01:49:20,509 --> 01:49:22,720 [ Ringing ] 1711 01:49:28,351 --> 01:49:30,270 [Darcy On Answering Machine] Hi, this is Darcy McGuire. 1712 01:49:30,353 --> 01:49:32,481 l'm not home right now, so please leave a message. 1713 01:49:32,564 --> 01:49:36,693 - I'll get back as soon as I can. - [Beeps] 1714 01:49:36,777 --> 01:49:39,154 Darcy ? Hi, Darcy, it's Nick. 1715 01:49:39,238 --> 01:49:41,615 Uh, l'm standing right outside your place here. 1716 01:49:41,699 --> 01:49:44,118 I sure wish I could find you, get a hold of you. 1717 01:49:44,202 --> 01:49:46,371 Are you all right ? I hope so. 1718 01:49:46,454 --> 01:49:48,790 Anyway, call me when you get this. 1719 01:49:48,873 --> 01:49:52,210 I'm on my cell. Triple five, 1-2-2-6. 1720 01:49:52,252 --> 01:49:54,421 I really need to talk to you. 1721 01:49:54,504 --> 01:49:56,965 Uh-- 1722 01:49:57,049 --> 01:49:59,134 Just making sure you're not there. 1723 01:49:59,218 --> 01:50:02,013 You're not, right ? No, I didn't think so. 1724 01:50:02,096 --> 01:50:05,016 All right, so call me, please. Please. 1725 01:50:05,099 --> 01:50:07,018 Bye. 1726 01:50:29,751 --> 01:50:32,629 [Cell Phone Ringing] 1727 01:50:32,712 --> 01:50:34,923 - Darcy ? - [ Gigi ] No, it's me. 1728 01:50:35,007 --> 01:50:38,052 Gigi ? Uh-- Is everything all right ? 1729 01:50:38,135 --> 01:50:40,721 - Are you back in town already ? - No, not until tomorrow. 1730 01:50:40,805 --> 01:50:44,225 Alex called me three times from a pay phone really upset. 1731 01:50:44,308 --> 01:50:47,604 Then we got disconnected. What's the matter ? Isn't she at the prom ? 1732 01:50:48,772 --> 01:50:50,774 [ Sighs ] The prom. 1733 01:51:13,632 --> 01:51:16,093 Excuse me. Do you know where Alex Marshall is ? 1734 01:51:16,176 --> 01:51:18,304 Little tenth grader ? Brown hair ? About this high ? 1735 01:51:18,387 --> 01:51:21,140 I saw her in the ladies' room. She's been there for, like, an hour. 1736 01:51:26,688 --> 01:51:29,232 Alex, are you in here ? 1737 01:51:29,315 --> 01:51:31,234 [Alex Sobbing] 1738 01:51:33,487 --> 01:51:35,405 Alex, it's me. 1739 01:51:35,489 --> 01:51:37,408 [Scoffs] What are you doing here ? 1740 01:51:37,491 --> 01:51:39,827 Oh, honey, I just-- 1741 01:51:39,869 --> 01:51:41,829 You know, I can't believe that I screwed up. 1742 01:51:41,871 --> 01:51:43,831 I wasn't there when you left for the prom. 1743 01:51:43,873 --> 01:51:48,086 Yeah, well, that's not why l'm in here, so you can just go, okay ? 1744 01:51:48,169 --> 01:51:51,131 Oh, boy, I feel awful. Are you okay ? I mean, I-- 1745 01:51:51,214 --> 01:51:53,216 Come on out. Let me see how you look, at least. 1746 01:51:53,300 --> 01:51:56,303 - Come on. - [Sobbing]I look like crap ! 1747 01:51:56,386 --> 01:51:59,723 I already took my hair out and everything. 1748 01:52:04,812 --> 01:52:06,773 So, you know, what happened ? 1749 01:52:08,650 --> 01:52:10,819 Well, if I told you, you'd just freak out, so-- 1750 01:52:12,904 --> 01:52:14,865 What have you got to lose ? Try me. 1751 01:52:16,742 --> 01:52:19,245 Okay. 1752 01:52:19,328 --> 01:52:23,583 Cameron and his friends, they had this big plan. 1753 01:52:23,666 --> 01:52:27,795 They rented this hotelroom and-and-- 1754 01:52:29,297 --> 01:52:31,216 It was like a suite. 1755 01:52:32,384 --> 01:52:36,138 Basically, I promised him that I was gonna-- 1756 01:52:37,723 --> 01:52:39,975 I can't believe I'm gonna say this to you. [Sniffles] 1757 01:52:41,185 --> 01:52:44,105 I promised him that I was gonna... 1758 01:52:44,188 --> 01:52:46,107 sleep with him after the prom. 1759 01:52:49,694 --> 01:52:51,696 And like an hour ago, 1760 01:52:51,780 --> 01:52:54,116 we were on the dance floor and I said, 1761 01:52:54,199 --> 01:52:57,161 ''I'm sorry, Cameron. You know, I'm just not ready.'' 1762 01:52:57,202 --> 01:52:59,288 Good. Good girl. 1763 01:52:59,371 --> 01:53:02,041 - Dad, come on ! - l'm sorry, l'm sorry. Go on. 1764 01:53:02,124 --> 01:53:04,168 Then he goes, ''Well, the limo, the room and the tux, 1765 01:53:04,252 --> 01:53:07,839 it all cost me 400 bucks. '' 1766 01:53:07,881 --> 01:53:10,008 And I said, ''I'm sorry. I'm just not--'' 1767 01:53:10,050 --> 01:53:14,179 And he cuts me off and he says, 1768 01:53:14,262 --> 01:53:19,852 ''I never should've asked a sophomore to the prom. What a waste.'' 1769 01:53:21,812 --> 01:53:24,023 Then two seconds later, 1770 01:53:24,065 --> 01:53:27,026 he goes and meets up with his old girlfriend... 1771 01:53:27,068 --> 01:53:29,738 and starts making out with her. 1772 01:53:29,821 --> 01:53:32,199 I mean, this disgusting slut with a tongue ring. 1773 01:53:32,240 --> 01:53:35,869 And then they were laughing and-- 1774 01:53:35,911 --> 01:53:37,871 I just can't go out there ever. 1775 01:53:37,913 --> 01:53:40,207 - Oh, honey, l'm so proud of you. - Dad ! 1776 01:53:40,249 --> 01:53:42,835 - What are you doing ? - I'm sorry. I'm-I'm sorry. 1777 01:53:42,919 --> 01:53:46,381 But I am. And believe it or not, 1778 01:53:46,464 --> 01:53:48,758 I know what it's like to be a woman. 1779 01:53:48,842 --> 01:53:53,054 I mean, it's not as easy as it looks. 1780 01:53:53,138 --> 01:53:57,017 You stood up for yourself. You know how ahead of the game you are ? 1781 01:53:57,101 --> 01:54:00,563 Anyway, a guy that treats you like that and talks to you like that, 1782 01:54:00,646 --> 01:54:03,107 - he's not-- - Worth my time. Yes, I know. 1783 01:54:03,149 --> 01:54:07,111 - It's true. He's not. - He's a gameplayer, I hate that. 1784 01:54:10,490 --> 01:54:13,744 You are so much smarter than me. 1785 01:54:20,668 --> 01:54:23,421 And look at you. 1786 01:54:23,462 --> 01:54:26,758 That clown made out with a girl with a tongue ring over you ? 1787 01:54:29,844 --> 01:54:32,597 Honey... 1788 01:54:32,639 --> 01:54:34,891 you look beautiful. 1789 01:54:37,811 --> 01:54:40,731 Thanks. 1790 01:54:46,070 --> 01:54:47,989 Take me home, Dad. 1791 01:55:42,590 --> 01:55:45,426 What am I doing ? She's not in the refrigerator. 1792 01:56:01,944 --> 01:56:04,405 I wonder if it's too late to go over there. 1793 01:56:04,489 --> 01:56:07,700 No, it's not too late. It's never too late to do the right thing. 1794 01:56:07,742 --> 01:56:11,746 That's what I'll do. I'll go over there and I'll do the right thing. 1795 01:56:16,418 --> 01:56:18,420 [lntercom Buzzing] 1796 01:56:23,259 --> 01:56:25,178 Hello ? 1797 01:56:25,261 --> 01:56:27,847 Uh, hi, it's me. Oh, I'm glad I found you. 1798 01:56:27,931 --> 01:56:29,766 Uh-- 1799 01:56:29,849 --> 01:56:31,893 Can I come up ? 1800 01:56:33,937 --> 01:56:36,440 Darcy ? I need to-- 1801 01:56:36,523 --> 01:56:39,068 [Door Buzzing] 1802 01:56:40,986 --> 01:56:42,947 Hey. 1803 01:56:42,989 --> 01:56:45,241 You need to what ? It's 1:00 in the morning. 1804 01:56:45,324 --> 01:56:47,785 I need to talk to you. 1805 01:56:47,869 --> 01:56:49,537 Okay. 1806 01:56:51,665 --> 01:56:53,625 Thanks. 1807 01:56:56,670 --> 01:56:58,964 So, you sleep here now ? 1808 01:56:59,048 --> 01:57:02,343 I thought I might as well give it a try before I have to sell the place. 1809 01:57:02,426 --> 01:57:04,345 Sell it? You're not selling the place. 1810 01:57:04,428 --> 01:57:06,556 Can't afford to keep it. I don't have a job. 1811 01:57:06,639 --> 01:57:10,143 You know, you ought to try returning some of your phone calls. 1812 01:57:10,226 --> 01:57:12,979 - You got your job back. - Oh, do I ? 1813 01:57:13,063 --> 01:57:15,566 - You're a riot. You know that ? - lt's true. 1814 01:57:15,649 --> 01:57:17,651 Dan told me so himself. 1815 01:57:17,735 --> 01:57:20,946 Why would he tell you that ? I didn't do the job he hired me to do. 1816 01:57:21,030 --> 01:57:22,990 Even I don't blame him for firing me. 1817 01:57:23,032 --> 01:57:26,285 Look, I'm, uh-- You can come on in. 1818 01:57:26,327 --> 01:57:28,329 I don't have any chairs, but if you wanna-- 1819 01:57:28,413 --> 01:57:30,457 What if I told you that... 1820 01:57:30,540 --> 01:57:32,584 you did everything that you were hired to do-- 1821 01:57:32,667 --> 01:57:36,922 everything-- but that someone was sabotaging you ? 1822 01:57:38,298 --> 01:57:42,136 Picking your brain, swiping your ideas and-- 1823 01:57:42,178 --> 01:57:46,432 Well, you-- you never even knew what hit you. 1824 01:57:46,516 --> 01:57:49,894 - How is that possible ? - Oh, trust me, it's possible. 1825 01:57:49,978 --> 01:57:51,813 Well, who would do such an awful thing ? 1826 01:57:55,025 --> 01:57:57,444 I would. 1827 01:58:00,531 --> 01:58:02,742 I was a dope with a corner office. 1828 01:58:02,825 --> 01:58:07,205 And when you came with the job I was supposed to have, 1829 01:58:07,288 --> 01:58:11,001 I mean, it didn't matter to me that... 1830 01:58:11,042 --> 01:58:14,421 you were better at it than me or you earned it more than I did. 1831 01:58:14,504 --> 01:58:19,385 As far as I was concerned, it was mine, and I was gonna get it back. 1832 01:58:19,426 --> 01:58:23,389 So I took advantage of you in the worst possible way. 1833 01:58:26,976 --> 01:58:28,895 Have you ever done that ? 1834 01:58:28,978 --> 01:58:32,524 Taken the wrong road and-- No, of course you haven't. 1835 01:58:32,607 --> 01:58:36,028 You wouldn't do that. That's just-- 1836 01:58:36,069 --> 01:58:38,280 Somebody like me does that. 1837 01:58:38,364 --> 01:58:41,075 And, uh-- 1838 01:58:41,158 --> 01:58:45,079 The problem with that was that while I was digging the hole under you... 1839 01:58:47,457 --> 01:58:49,542 I found out all about you. 1840 01:58:49,584 --> 01:58:51,545 And the more I found out... 1841 01:58:52,671 --> 01:58:54,589 the more you dazzled me. 1842 01:58:56,675 --> 01:59:00,888 I mean, shook my world, changed my life, dazzled me. 1843 01:59:02,932 --> 01:59:06,019 And guys like that ex-husband of yours, he made you feel that... 1844 01:59:07,186 --> 01:59:10,690 the price you pay just for being you... 1845 01:59:10,774 --> 01:59:12,901 is that you don't get to have love. 1846 01:59:12,943 --> 01:59:15,487 Isn't that what you were trying to say the other night ? 1847 01:59:15,571 --> 01:59:20,409 That you weren't complete ? That you weren't really a winner ? 1848 01:59:21,786 --> 01:59:23,746 Everything about you-- 1849 01:59:23,788 --> 01:59:27,083 how smart you are, how good you are-- 1850 01:59:27,166 --> 01:59:30,253 everything just makes me want you even more. 1851 01:59:35,092 --> 01:59:37,845 Oh, wow. Boy. 1852 01:59:37,928 --> 01:59:40,014 So it looks like I'm here at 1:00 in the morning... 1853 01:59:40,097 --> 01:59:44,018 being all heroic trying to rescue you, 1854 01:59:44,101 --> 01:59:46,771 but the truth is... 1855 01:59:46,813 --> 01:59:49,232 I'm the one that needs to be rescued here. 1856 01:59:56,657 --> 01:59:58,659 I sure wish I could read your mind. 1857 02:00:06,167 --> 02:00:09,796 Well, I was thinking that, um, 1858 02:00:09,838 --> 02:00:13,967 if everything you're saying is true, 1859 02:00:14,009 --> 02:00:16,136 if I really have my job back... 1860 02:00:22,101 --> 02:00:24,020 then I think you're fired. 1861 02:00:28,858 --> 02:00:31,945 Well, I never-- I never really thought about it from that angle. 1862 02:00:35,115 --> 02:00:38,994 Well, not that I don't deserve it. I-do-do-- 1863 02:00:39,036 --> 02:00:40,996 I'm stuttering. 1864 02:00:54,553 --> 02:00:56,680 Now I feel kind of, uh, 1865 02:00:56,763 --> 02:00:59,516 embarrassed that I told you I needed to be rescued. 1866 02:01:00,726 --> 02:01:03,437 But that's-that's fine. 1867 02:01:17,536 --> 02:01:20,039 That's it ? 1868 02:01:25,253 --> 02:01:27,422 I don't want that to be it. 1869 02:01:27,505 --> 02:01:29,716 I don't want that to be it at all. 1870 02:01:29,799 --> 02:01:34,054 Then don't let a little thing like me firing you stand in your way. 1871 02:01:38,392 --> 02:01:41,937 I didn't know what to react to first. 1872 02:01:42,021 --> 02:01:44,065 Hey, news flash. 1873 02:01:44,106 --> 02:01:46,067 I took the wrong road. 1874 02:01:48,111 --> 02:01:50,613 What kind of knight in shining armor would I be... 1875 02:01:50,697 --> 02:01:53,700 if the man I love needs rescuing... 1876 02:01:53,784 --> 02:01:56,370 and I just let him walk out my door ? 1877 02:02:04,504 --> 02:02:06,464 My hero.