1 00:01:01,418 --> 00:01:05,014 [Woman] Do you know the expression ''a man's man'' ? 2 00:01:05,097 --> 00:01:08,183 A man's man is the leader of the pack. 3 00:01:08,266 --> 00:01:13,188 The kind of man other men look up to, admire and emulate. 4 00:01:14,608 --> 00:01:17,152 A man's man is the kind of man who... 5 00:01:17,235 --> 00:01:20,781 [Chuckles] just doesn 't get what women are about. 6 00:01:20,864 --> 00:01:26,285 Nick, my ex-husband, is the ultimate man's man. 7 00:01:26,368 --> 00:01:28,288 I probably never should have married him. 8 00:01:28,371 --> 00:01:30,373 I don't think he understood a thing about me. 9 00:01:30,456 --> 00:01:33,667 So, this is Nick Marshall's office. Wanna peek ? 10 00:01:33,750 --> 00:01:35,712 Don't worry. He never gets in before 10:00. 11 00:01:35,752 --> 00:01:38,591 He'll send you on more errands than anyone in the entire company... 12 00:01:38,674 --> 00:01:40,592 'cause he can't do anything for himself. 13 00:01:40,675 --> 00:01:44,596 He's the least politically correct guy in the universe. 14 00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:46,931 He's the king of all the T & A ads we do. 15 00:01:47,015 --> 00:01:49,185 You want babes in bikinis ? He's your man. 16 00:01:49,268 --> 00:01:52,813 My dad ? How can I best describe him ? 17 00:01:52,896 --> 00:01:55,941 He's always been... like an uncle to me. 18 00:01:56,024 --> 00:01:58,192 Yeah, Uncle Dad. 19 00:01:58,234 --> 00:02:01,445 Although, Nick was a charmer. 20 00:02:01,528 --> 00:02:04,701 Completely irresistible at first, 21 00:02:04,743 --> 00:02:08,537 which feeds into the whole ''man's man'' thing. 22 00:02:08,579 --> 00:02:11,541 You know about Nick's mother, right ? 23 00:02:11,583 --> 00:02:15,336 Because once you understand about Nick's mother, 24 00:02:15,419 --> 00:02:17,714 you understand Nick. 25 00:02:20,758 --> 00:02:25,346 [Woman] Nick was actually born and raised in Las Vegas. 26 00:02:25,429 --> 00:02:30,476 Nick's mother was a real, honest-to-God Las Vegas showgirl. 27 00:02:30,560 --> 00:02:35,315 When otherboys were outside riding their bikes and playing ball, 28 00:02:35,398 --> 00:02:39,736 Nick was backstage hanging with the girls. 29 00:02:39,778 --> 00:02:43,448 He was their mascot, their little pet. 30 00:02:43,531 --> 00:02:47,452 They couldn 't get enough of those baby blues. 31 00:02:47,536 --> 00:02:49,453 - Bang ! Bang ! - [ Laughs ] 32 00:02:51,666 --> 00:02:54,920 lf you ask me, I'd say Nick's mother just about killed it... 33 00:02:54,961 --> 00:02:57,254 for every woman Nick would ever meet. 34 00:02:57,338 --> 00:03:00,424 She had a lot of sugardaddies in her life, 35 00:03:00,507 --> 00:03:03,302 but only one true love-- 36 00:03:03,385 --> 00:03:06,138 the boy with the family jewels. 37 00:03:07,514 --> 00:03:10,183 17, 18, 19, 20. Let me see that, kid. 38 00:03:10,267 --> 00:03:12,185 And since Nick didn 't have a father, 39 00:03:12,269 --> 00:03:16,817 his mom made sure he was always surrounded by strong role models. 40 00:03:16,901 --> 00:03:18,818 - Come here, huh ? - [ Screams ] 41 00:03:18,902 --> 00:03:21,570 - Men her boy could look up to. - Now you're ready, huh ? 42 00:03:23,156 --> 00:03:25,074 Keep countin', kid. 43 00:03:25,158 --> 00:03:27,827 There was nothing normal about the way Nick Marshall was raised. 44 00:03:29,328 --> 00:03:31,915 So, what can you expect ? 45 00:03:31,997 --> 00:03:34,250 You don't have to be Freud to figure out... 46 00:03:34,333 --> 00:03:37,462 this was one cockeyed way to enter the world. 47 00:03:58,524 --> 00:04:03,323 [ Groaning ] 48 00:04:09,954 --> 00:04:11,873 Oh ! 49 00:04:13,540 --> 00:04:15,043 Don't you ever knock ? 50 00:04:16,419 --> 00:04:18,671 It's almost 10:00. You gotta go to work, and I gotta vacuum in here. 51 00:04:18,754 --> 00:04:21,507 And don't forget - Another one who wears vanilla perfume. 52 00:04:21,591 --> 00:04:24,676 Don't you know any women who don't want to smell like candy ? 53 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:27,389 - Toss me my lighter, babe ? - Babe ? 54 00:04:27,430 --> 00:04:29,600 What am I, a little pig ? 55 00:04:29,684 --> 00:04:31,810 I don't have time to make you no onion bagel, 56 00:04:31,894 --> 00:04:33,811 so please do not start to beg, okay ? 57 00:04:33,895 --> 00:04:37,440 And for the record, l don't like finding these things in your sofa. 58 00:04:37,524 --> 00:04:39,943 What kind of woman wears underwear like this ? 59 00:04:39,985 --> 00:04:42,278 Hey, my mother wore underwear like that. 60 00:04:42,320 --> 00:04:44,448 Just put them somewhere, will you, babe ? 61 00:04:44,531 --> 00:04:47,575 Well, ''babe'' is gonna put it in the trash where it belongs. 62 00:04:47,617 --> 00:04:49,576 - So, your mother should excuse me. - [ Sighs ] 63 00:04:49,618 --> 00:04:51,790 Did you ever consider dating a woman who wears real underwear? 64 00:04:51,873 --> 00:04:55,293 The kind that covers the entire bottom the way it's supposed to ? 65 00:04:55,376 --> 00:04:58,213 - No. But if I do, should I call ? - Oh ! 66 00:04:59,463 --> 00:05:02,091 I'm gonna go clean the kitchen. 67 00:05:02,133 --> 00:05:04,092 You couldn't toast me a little bagel, could you ? 68 00:05:04,134 --> 00:05:06,470 Light cream cheese, tomatoes. Capers if we have any. 69 00:05:06,553 --> 00:05:09,431 Please! Come on. l can't think on an empty stomach. 70 00:05:09,473 --> 00:05:12,768 Okay. Allright. But only because you didn 't call me that pig name. 71 00:05:12,810 --> 00:05:14,811 Okay, you got it, babe. 72 00:05:21,486 --> 00:05:23,905 Mr. Marshall, how are you doing today ? 73 00:05:23,989 --> 00:05:26,366 - I'm fit as a dancing bear. - I'll get that cab for you. 74 00:05:26,450 --> 00:05:29,202 - [ Whistles ] - That's some set of pipes you got. 75 00:05:29,285 --> 00:05:33,122 - You have an excellent day, sir. - And you. 76 00:05:35,749 --> 00:05:38,586 At ease. 77 00:05:52,851 --> 00:05:55,270 - [ Gasps ] - Oh, oh, I'm so sorry ! 78 00:05:55,353 --> 00:05:57,230 I absolutely did not mean to do that. 79 00:05:57,313 --> 00:05:59,232 - Here. Let me get that for you. - It's okay. 80 00:05:59,316 --> 00:06:01,400 No, I'm mortified. I can see your hands are full. 81 00:06:01,484 --> 00:06:03,695 - Thank you. - Sorry. Let me get the door. 82 00:06:03,779 --> 00:06:05,699 [ Grunts ] 83 00:06:05,782 --> 00:06:07,701 - [ Giggles ] Thank you. - Thank you. 84 00:06:07,784 --> 00:06:10,329 Halfcup, grande, nonfat, thick foam, wet cap, no lid. 85 00:06:10,412 --> 00:06:13,498 ''Halfcaff,'' grande, nonfat, thick foam, wet cap, no lid. 86 00:06:13,539 --> 00:06:16,041 - So, when do you find out ? - Um, today, I think. 87 00:06:16,125 --> 00:06:20,713 Unless I didn't get it, and then I will just never find out. 88 00:06:20,796 --> 00:06:23,215 I'm sure I didn't get it. They were looking for an ''earth mother'' type. 89 00:06:23,256 --> 00:06:26,052 I overheard the director say I was more space cadet. 90 00:06:26,135 --> 00:06:28,556 I'm an actress. I can be whatever you want. 91 00:06:28,639 --> 00:06:31,057 - Is that true, can you ? - Oh, better be true. 92 00:06:31,099 --> 00:06:33,894 Otherwise, I'm stuck playing ditsy coffee girl the rest of my life. 93 00:06:33,977 --> 00:06:37,106 Thank you. Hon ? Thanks. 94 00:06:37,188 --> 00:06:41,401 Oh ! Hi, Nick. Hi. 95 00:06:41,484 --> 00:06:44,612 Oh, Lola, my love. When are you gonna let me buy you dinner ? 96 00:06:44,695 --> 00:06:47,241 Nick, I don't know why you don't believe me. I'm not your type. 97 00:06:47,324 --> 00:06:50,577 Trust me on this one. Cappuccino, extra foam. Tall or grande ? 98 00:06:50,660 --> 00:06:53,623 Grande. Or at least I like to think so. 99 00:06:53,707 --> 00:06:55,708 - Next. - You know, rumor has it... 100 00:06:55,792 --> 00:06:58,253 I'm getting some really big news at work today. 101 00:06:58,336 --> 00:07:01,172 At least come out with me. Celebrate. I'll buy you a coffee. 102 00:07:01,256 --> 00:07:03,549 Memo to you: I work in a coffee shop. 103 00:07:03,591 --> 00:07:05,551 Hi. What can I get you ? 104 00:07:05,593 --> 00:07:07,761 - Hi. I'll take-- - Want me to stop asking you out ? 105 00:07:07,844 --> 00:07:09,764 Sorry. This will just take a sec. 106 00:07:09,846 --> 00:07:12,683 Because, Lola, give me the word and I'll stop. 107 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:16,312 Yes, I'm gonna give you the word because I'm an actress. 108 00:07:16,395 --> 00:07:19,733 Or at least I'm trying to be one. I'm trying to concentrate on that. 109 00:07:19,775 --> 00:07:22,903 So, you know, it would be a good thing, if you wouldn't mind, 110 00:07:22,945 --> 00:07:24,904 to stop asking me out ! 111 00:07:26,072 --> 00:07:28,199 Honey, you seem so stressed. 112 00:07:28,282 --> 00:07:30,410 I am stressed. I have a lot on my plate. 113 00:07:30,494 --> 00:07:32,453 So, let's not talk about this now. 114 00:07:32,495 --> 00:07:34,789 Why don't I meet you here, say, tomorrow ? 1 0:00 ? 1 0:30 ? 115 00:07:34,873 --> 00:07:36,874 - Okay, that would be good. - So, that's a date ? 116 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:40,252 It's a date. Thank you. 117 00:07:40,294 --> 00:07:43,006 Sir, that was inspiring. 118 00:07:43,090 --> 00:07:45,009 I know. 119 00:07:46,719 --> 00:07:48,637 [Woman] Good morning, Sloane-Curtis. 120 00:07:48,721 --> 00:07:50,639 - Good morning, Mr. Marshall. - Hi, honey. 121 00:07:50,722 --> 00:07:52,642 - What's the dirt ? - I was at breakfast this morning-- 122 00:07:52,725 --> 00:07:54,726 - Hey, Norm ! You winning ? - Of course. 123 00:07:54,810 --> 00:07:57,645 I heard Miller's shopping around, looking for a new agency. 124 00:07:57,687 --> 00:07:59,648 Miller Lite. I know. I'm all over it. 125 00:07:59,690 --> 00:08:02,984 Also, I heard Darcy McGuire left B.B.D. & O. Good morning, Angela. 126 00:08:03,068 --> 00:08:04,987 -You're kidding. Left or was fired ? -I don't know. 127 00:08:05,071 --> 00:08:07,032 Everyone there is thrilled to get rid of her. 128 00:08:07,116 --> 00:08:10,285 Well, so much for edgy female vision. 129 00:08:10,327 --> 00:08:12,620 So, that girl we met last night at the club, 130 00:08:12,661 --> 00:08:14,915 nothing happened after you put her in the cab, right ? 131 00:08:14,998 --> 00:08:17,208 It did ? Something happened ? 132 00:08:17,291 --> 00:08:19,293 But she said she had to be in bed early. 133 00:08:19,376 --> 00:08:22,088 I had her in bed by 11:00. Or was it quarter to ? 134 00:08:22,172 --> 00:08:24,090 You - You're like a genius, you know that ? 135 00:08:24,173 --> 00:08:27,801 What can I tell you, buddy ? I'm blessed. And today is my lucky day. 136 00:08:27,884 --> 00:08:31,974 Not only is my ex-wife remarrying-- right now, as a matter of fact-- 137 00:08:32,057 --> 00:08:34,643 but Wanamaker called me himself, wanted to see me first thing. 138 00:08:34,726 --> 00:08:37,312 - Called twice to confirm. - Call me when he makes it official. 139 00:08:37,354 --> 00:08:41,274 It's not gonna be as easy to suck up to ''creative director,'' you know. 140 00:08:41,357 --> 00:08:44,444 Not to worry. I'll make us a lunch rez at the Drake to celebrate. 141 00:08:44,527 --> 00:08:47,864 Don't count your chickens, huh ? 1:00 ? 142 00:08:47,947 --> 00:08:50,075 Pick you up. 143 00:08:50,158 --> 00:08:52,076 Can I borrow this ? 144 00:08:57,876 --> 00:08:59,877 - Hey, Dina. - Hi. 145 00:08:59,961 --> 00:09:02,213 Do you know the difference between a wife and a job ? 146 00:09:02,255 --> 00:09:04,549 - What is it ? - After ten years, job still sucks. 147 00:09:04,591 --> 00:09:06,759 - [ Laughing ] - That's a good one, huh ? 148 00:09:06,842 --> 00:09:10,053 I wouldn't do that if I were you. That's not a good idea, no. 149 00:09:11,304 --> 00:09:13,224 - Oh, Mr. Marshall, hi. - Hey. 150 00:09:13,307 --> 00:09:16,059 I put the storyboards on your desk. Picked up your shoes from Barney's. 151 00:09:16,143 --> 00:09:18,063 Got your glasses fixed. There was no charge. 152 00:09:18,146 --> 00:09:20,066 This morning's staff meeting was cancelled. 153 00:09:20,149 --> 00:09:22,067 And I got your cigarettes. They're next to your laptop. 154 00:09:22,150 --> 00:09:24,111 This morning's staff meeting was cancelled. 155 00:09:24,194 --> 00:09:26,864 - That's what I was told. - Hmm. 156 00:09:26,906 --> 00:09:30,992 Good morning, girls. [ Chuckling ] 157 00:09:31,076 --> 00:09:33,285 Good afternoon, sire. 158 00:09:33,370 --> 00:09:36,330 Hey, anybody know why the staff meeting was cancelled ? 159 00:09:36,414 --> 00:09:38,333 Nobody called us. 160 00:09:38,416 --> 00:09:41,211 Oh, but Mr. Wanamaker wants to see you as soon as you get in, 161 00:09:41,252 --> 00:09:44,549 which I told his office was 15 minutes ago. 162 00:09:44,590 --> 00:09:46,633 - I know. - You couldn't show up on time ? 163 00:09:46,717 --> 00:09:49,845 You know you're being promoted. But you look very sharp, by the way. 164 00:09:49,928 --> 00:09:51,847 - Thank you. - Like a creative director. 165 00:09:51,931 --> 00:09:54,224 - Very distinguished. - [ Exhales Deeply ] 166 00:09:54,266 --> 00:09:57,519 You able to handle yourselves on the 44th floor ? Be truthful. 167 00:09:57,602 --> 00:09:59,980 Are you kidding ? We were made for the 44th floor. 168 00:10:00,063 --> 00:10:03,067 Now, get up there already, so we can break out the bubbly. 169 00:10:03,108 --> 00:10:05,527 - Don't wait up. - [ Both ] Don't wait up. 170 00:10:05,610 --> 00:10:08,281 - He's so adorable. - He says the cutest things. 171 00:10:10,784 --> 00:10:12,744 Boy. 172 00:10:14,537 --> 00:10:17,916 Sorry, buddy. I was in the board meeting that would never end. 173 00:10:17,958 --> 00:10:20,168 - Have you been here long ? - A couple minutes. That's all. 174 00:10:20,251 --> 00:10:22,586 Jess, can I get a cup of decaf and a couple Tylenol? 175 00:10:22,628 --> 00:10:25,548 And see if we got any Echinacea. And I need some club soda. 176 00:10:25,632 --> 00:10:29,759 I got something on my tie. Know what ?Just get me another tie. 177 00:10:29,801 --> 00:10:34,099 I saw the mock-ups you did for Johnny Walker. They're fantastic. 178 00:10:34,141 --> 00:10:36,394 Oh, that's my job, Dan. 179 00:10:36,477 --> 00:10:38,813 So, you know l'm not great at making speeches, 180 00:10:38,896 --> 00:10:41,898 especially when I haven't got you to write them for me. 181 00:10:41,982 --> 00:10:45,485 So, I'll do my best. I've been in this racket over 30 years. 182 00:10:45,568 --> 00:10:47,613 Let me tell you something, it doesn't get any easier. 183 00:10:47,696 --> 00:10:50,448 As a matter of fact, it gets harder and harder. 184 00:10:50,490 --> 00:10:52,450 The '80s were our glory days. 185 00:10:52,491 --> 00:10:55,538 They were all about alcohol, tobacco and cars. 186 00:10:55,622 --> 00:10:58,124 I felt like I was on top of my game. 187 00:10:58,166 --> 00:11:02,170 And then in the '90s, men stopped dominating how dollars were spent, 188 00:11:02,254 --> 00:11:04,213 and we lost our compass. 189 00:11:04,297 --> 00:11:09,344 Women between 16 and 24 are the fastest-growing consumer group. 190 00:11:09,427 --> 00:11:13,513 Girls who were born in the mid-'80s control our advertising dollars. 191 00:11:13,596 --> 00:11:16,434 Sorry. No Echinacea. Hi, Nick. 192 00:11:16,517 --> 00:11:19,063 - Hey. - Red or lavender? 193 00:11:19,146 --> 00:11:21,940 Red. No, no, lavender. That'sgood. 194 00:11:22,023 --> 00:11:25,694 Lavender's good. While we've been shooting beer commercials... 195 00:11:25,777 --> 00:11:29,280 with the Swedish bikini team, the industry has been transformed. 196 00:11:29,364 --> 00:11:32,200 We were the agency in town ten years ago. 197 00:11:32,283 --> 00:11:35,077 Now we're struggling to be third. 198 00:11:35,161 --> 00:11:38,165 lf we don't evolve and think beyond our naturalability, 199 00:11:38,206 --> 00:11:40,792 we're gonna go down. 200 00:11:40,875 --> 00:11:44,715 ''Think beyond our natural -'' I'm not quite clear what you mean. 201 00:11:44,798 --> 00:11:47,175 What do you know about Darcy McGuire ? 202 00:11:47,216 --> 00:11:50,135 Oh, hey, l heard on the whisper she just left B.B.D. & O. 203 00:11:50,218 --> 00:11:53,347 I never met the woman, but I hear she's a real man-eater. 204 00:11:53,389 --> 00:11:55,975 She won that Cleo last year we should have won for the add about-- 205 00:11:56,058 --> 00:11:59,020 Oh, yeah, right. That was her ? I forgot about that. 206 00:11:59,061 --> 00:12:04,482 Yeah, I wish I had. Oh, boy, I hear she is a bitch on wheels. 207 00:12:04,565 --> 00:12:08,530 - That's very funny. - Yeah, why ? 208 00:12:08,572 --> 00:12:11,407 [ Stammers ] 'Cause I just hired her. 209 00:12:12,575 --> 00:12:14,536 To do what ? 210 00:12:16,830 --> 00:12:20,332 You know I love you, Nick, but it's a woman's world out there. 211 00:12:20,417 --> 00:12:23,920 Getting into a women's psyche is not exactly your strong suit. 212 00:12:24,045 --> 00:12:26,255 You can get into their pants better than anybody on Earth, 213 00:12:26,338 --> 00:12:28,299 but their psyche is a whole other ball game. 214 00:12:28,341 --> 00:12:31,471 You hired Darcy McGuire to do what ? 215 00:12:31,554 --> 00:12:35,475 She hasn't done it on her own yet, but somebody was gonna grab her. 216 00:12:35,517 --> 00:12:38,769 And she's smart, Nick. She's very smart. 217 00:12:38,853 --> 00:12:43,232 You made her creative director, didn't you ? 218 00:12:43,316 --> 00:12:47,277 Sorry. This isn't easy, but I got the board breathing down my neck. 219 00:12:47,319 --> 00:12:49,863 She's coming in this afternoon. You'll meet her. 220 00:12:49,947 --> 00:12:52,282 - Come on. Roll with this. - [ Coughs ] 221 00:12:52,323 --> 00:12:56,287 Work with her because she's got what I need to keep this place afloat. 222 00:12:56,329 --> 00:12:59,207 She's got what you need, meaning she's a woman. 223 00:12:59,290 --> 00:13:01,334 You know how we can compete with that ? 224 00:13:05,714 --> 00:13:08,549 He's coming. He's coming. He's coming. 225 00:13:08,633 --> 00:13:10,551 [ Women Scream ] 226 00:13:10,634 --> 00:13:14,013 Not so fast, girls. Put it on ice. 227 00:13:15,347 --> 00:13:17,307 We'll break it out soon. 228 00:13:18,851 --> 00:13:20,979 We're not moving to the 44th floor ? 229 00:13:21,021 --> 00:13:23,399 Not today. 230 00:13:24,983 --> 00:13:27,736 - Oh. - Okay, Gigi, one more. 231 00:13:27,819 --> 00:13:31,405 Gigi, your ex is here. 232 00:13:38,163 --> 00:13:42,124 Honey, you look like... $48 million. 233 00:13:42,208 --> 00:13:44,629 Thank you. 234 00:13:44,713 --> 00:13:46,755 - May I kiss the bride ? - Sure. 235 00:13:49,134 --> 00:13:51,344 - Nick. - Nick ! Ted. 236 00:13:51,385 --> 00:13:54,471 Congratulations, Ted. You're a lucky man. 237 00:13:54,555 --> 00:13:56,516 Well, thanks. I happen to agree. 238 00:13:56,598 --> 00:13:59,393 So, you're going on a cruise. Two weeks, huh ? 239 00:13:59,477 --> 00:14:01,770 Well, actually, the cruise is just the last week. 240 00:14:01,853 --> 00:14:04,064 Alexandra has an itinerary, and I faxed one... 241 00:14:04,147 --> 00:14:06,358 to your office yesterday, to your apartment last week. 242 00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:08,737 Ted's office has one, as does the school. 243 00:14:08,820 --> 00:14:12,282 -In case I've fallen off the planet? -You never know. 244 00:14:12,365 --> 00:14:14,867 [ Chuckles ] 245 00:14:14,909 --> 00:14:19,038 Hey, here she is. Pretty in pink. So, two whole weeks together? 246 00:14:19,122 --> 00:14:22,082 - Yeah, how you gonna handle it ? - l'm gonna love it. 247 00:14:22,124 --> 00:14:25,420 You can take care of your old man. Cook for me. Get my slippers. 248 00:14:25,462 --> 00:14:28,548 - Yeah, that'll be happening. - Alexandra has a boyfriend now. 249 00:14:28,631 --> 00:14:32,345 - Mom ! - So he won't be surprised. 250 00:14:32,429 --> 00:14:34,597 You have a boyfriend ? You're only 13 years old. 251 00:14:34,680 --> 00:14:37,099 Am I ? I thought I was 15. 252 00:14:37,182 --> 00:14:39,435 [ Chuckles ] We're gonna be fiine. 253 00:14:40,519 --> 00:14:42,438 Look, I wanna meet Cameron. 254 00:14:42,521 --> 00:14:45,398 - Okay if I meet Dad at his place ? - Is it all right ? 255 00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:47,401 - Yeah, well, I - - What time ? 256 00:14:47,442 --> 00:14:49,569 8:00. 9:00, maybe ? 257 00:14:49,611 --> 00:14:51,654 - 7:30. - Okay. 258 00:14:51,737 --> 00:14:54,741 - Bye, Mom. - Oh, honey. I'm gonna miss you. 259 00:14:54,824 --> 00:14:57,829 I'm gonna miss you too. Ted, have a good time. 260 00:14:57,913 --> 00:15:00,499 - Bye, pumpkin. - Bye. 261 00:15:00,582 --> 00:15:03,251 - Nick. - Honey. 262 00:15:03,293 --> 00:15:05,253 Later. 263 00:15:07,422 --> 00:15:11,008 Yeah, 7:30's fine. Thanks for asking. 264 00:15:11,092 --> 00:15:13,760 And the name's Dad. 265 00:15:22,063 --> 00:15:23,981 - Here you go. - Thanks. 266 00:15:26,442 --> 00:15:29,320 -Hey, I heard. I can't believe this. -My next headache. 267 00:15:29,403 --> 00:15:31,321 Don't worry. We'll get through it. 268 00:15:31,404 --> 00:15:33,323 Yeah. 269 00:15:33,407 --> 00:15:38,162 [ Laughing ] Everyone, everyone, meet Darcy McGuire. 270 00:15:38,245 --> 00:15:40,121 - Oh, jeez. - [ Applause ] 271 00:15:40,163 --> 00:15:43,666 - My goodness. Everybody showed up. - Darcy, how are you ? 272 00:15:43,750 --> 00:15:46,629 - Nice to see you. Hi ! - Pleasant surprise. 273 00:15:46,671 --> 00:15:49,798 - God, what a small world. - Welcome aboard. 274 00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:52,802 I'm so glad to meet you. 275 00:15:56,347 --> 00:15:58,558 Hello. I'm Darcy. 276 00:15:58,641 --> 00:16:01,018 Hi. I'm Nick Marshall. 277 00:16:01,101 --> 00:16:03,395 Oh, I've heard a lot about you, Nick. 278 00:16:03,479 --> 00:16:06,649 -I've heard a lot about you too. -Don't worry, can't all be true. 279 00:16:06,732 --> 00:16:09,486 [ Chuckling ] Let's hope not. 280 00:16:09,570 --> 00:16:12,238 Hey. 281 00:16:12,322 --> 00:16:15,534 Hey, standing room only. It's a first. 282 00:16:15,617 --> 00:16:19,328 I'm very, very excited for you all to meet Darcy McGuire. 283 00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:21,540 -[Applause] -Darcy's extraordinary reputation... 284 00:16:21,624 --> 00:16:23,875 as a leader in the field precedes her. 285 00:16:23,958 --> 00:16:26,877 At B.B.D. & O., Darcy led a creative team... 286 00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:29,922 that snagged $500 million in new business wins. 287 00:16:30,006 --> 00:16:32,008 And that was just last year alone. 288 00:16:32,049 --> 00:16:36,056 At Sloane-Curtis, we've prided ourselves on our strategic thinking. 289 00:16:36,139 --> 00:16:40,434 Now it's time for us to step up and prove ourselves creatively... 290 00:16:40,517 --> 00:16:42,437 in the marketplace. 291 00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:45,022 And l'm thrilled that Darcy has consented to move across town, 292 00:16:45,064 --> 00:16:48,274 join our team and lead us into the 21st century. 293 00:16:48,358 --> 00:16:49,944 - [ Chuckles ] - [Applause] 294 00:16:51,069 --> 00:16:53,030 Thank you, Dan. 295 00:16:53,071 --> 00:16:55,114 And thank you all for that warm welcome. 296 00:16:55,198 --> 00:16:57,242 Let me start off by saying the feeling is mutual. 297 00:16:57,326 --> 00:16:59,871 I am absolutely thrilled to be here. 298 00:16:59,913 --> 00:17:02,582 When I first started in this business, it was my dream... 299 00:17:02,665 --> 00:17:04,585 to work at Sloane-Curtis. 300 00:17:04,668 --> 00:17:06,628 I even believe I applied for a job here twice. 301 00:17:06,711 --> 00:17:11,091 - Somebody call personnel. - [ Laughter ] 302 00:17:11,174 --> 00:17:14,093 But it was B.B.D. & O. that offered me a home. 303 00:17:14,176 --> 00:17:17,012 And what I learned there was that any success I had... 304 00:17:17,095 --> 00:17:20,057 was a direct result of the team of people that I work with. 305 00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:22,478 I know that two heads are better than one. 306 00:17:22,562 --> 00:17:24,563 I know that five heads are better than two. 307 00:17:24,646 --> 00:17:28,776 And I know that if we put our heads and our hearts into this company, 308 00:17:28,859 --> 00:17:30,902 we will deliver, I know that. 309 00:17:30,944 --> 00:17:33,656 Now, I love challenges. I love hard work. 310 00:17:33,739 --> 00:17:37,117 I look forward to sitting at this very table tossing ideas around... 311 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:40,621 until what I fear will be the wee hours of the morning. 312 00:17:40,662 --> 00:17:45,000 I want the work we do to say something about who we are. 313 00:17:45,083 --> 00:17:47,463 - How we think, what we feel. - I'm sorry. 314 00:17:48,672 --> 00:17:51,591 [ Coughs ] Excuse me. 315 00:17:51,633 --> 00:17:56,345 So, as our friends in Hollywood say, ''Let's cut to the chase.'' 316 00:17:56,429 --> 00:17:59,599 How are we gonna turn this company around ? 317 00:18:01,183 --> 00:18:04,269 When Sears decided to go after women in their advertising... 318 00:18:04,353 --> 00:18:06,313 and said, ''Come see the softer side of Sears,'' 319 00:18:06,397 --> 00:18:08,314 their revenues went up 30%. 320 00:18:08,398 --> 00:18:11,195 Thirty percent. That's huge. 321 00:18:11,278 --> 00:18:15,865 Female-driven advertising totalled $40 billion last year. 322 00:18:15,949 --> 00:18:18,535 And Sloane-Curtis' share of that was ? 323 00:18:20,662 --> 00:18:22,204 Zero. 324 00:18:22,288 --> 00:18:24,833 If you want to sell an anti-wrinkle cream... 325 00:18:24,917 --> 00:18:27,544 or a Ford Mustang to a woman - forgive me- 326 00:18:27,627 --> 00:18:29,628 but this is the last place you bring your business. 327 00:18:29,712 --> 00:18:33,716 And we can't afford to not have a piece of a $40 billion pie. 328 00:18:33,799 --> 00:18:37,680 So, I have put together a little kit for everybody. 329 00:18:37,721 --> 00:18:40,850 Nobody panic. This is supposed to be fun. 330 00:18:40,933 --> 00:18:44,644 Every product in this box is looking for new representation... 331 00:18:44,728 --> 00:18:47,189 right now, and they're all made for women. 332 00:18:47,272 --> 00:18:50,984 l'm pretty sure all the women here are familiar with these products, 333 00:18:51,025 --> 00:18:53,654 so for the men let's just briefly run through them. 334 00:18:53,696 --> 00:18:56,198 - [ Cracking Knuckles ] - Here you go, Nick. 335 00:19:00,663 --> 00:19:02,581 Thank you. 336 00:19:02,664 --> 00:19:05,583 Each kit contains anti-wrinkle cream, 337 00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:08,754 mascara, moisturizing lipstick, 338 00:19:08,837 --> 00:19:11,339 bath beads, quick-dry nailpolish, 339 00:19:11,422 --> 00:19:15,802 an at-home waxing kit, a more wonderful Wonderbra, 340 00:19:15,886 --> 00:19:19,680 - a pregnancy test, hair volumizer, - Oh, sorry. 341 00:19:19,722 --> 00:19:21,891 pore cleansing strips, Advil, 342 00:19:21,975 --> 00:19:25,396 control-top pantyhose and a Visa card. 343 00:19:25,479 --> 00:19:28,941 Now I want everybody to come up with something-- 344 00:19:29,025 --> 00:19:32,236 for one product, for two, the whole box-- whatever moves you. 345 00:19:32,319 --> 00:19:35,238 We'll get together tomorrow, have a little show-and-tell. 346 00:19:35,321 --> 00:19:37,742 How's 8:30 for everybody ? 347 00:19:37,783 --> 00:19:41,036 Great. See you at 8.:30 tomorrow morning. 348 00:19:45,165 --> 00:19:47,294 A nightmare. 349 00:19:47,377 --> 00:19:50,296 Read my lips - 350 00:19:50,379 --> 00:19:52,840 night-mare. 351 00:19:52,965 --> 00:19:55,176 - [ Crowd Cheering ] - Miss, miss, miss ! 352 00:19:55,218 --> 00:19:57,678 That's another 500 bucks. 353 00:19:59,347 --> 00:20:02,224 - [Switching Channels] - We play our dangerous game. 354 00:20:02,308 --> 00:20:05,561 A game of chess... against our old adversary. 355 00:20:05,645 --> 00:20:10,441 ''Adversary'' ? Surely you mean adversary, old boy ? 356 00:20:10,524 --> 00:20:14,030 Vinaigrette for arugula salad. 357 00:20:14,113 --> 00:20:18,032 - ...women's political caucus. - Tuck the pelvis under. Lifting. 358 00:20:20,536 --> 00:20:22,704 [ Impersonating Sean Connery ] Buns of steel. 359 00:20:22,746 --> 00:20:24,706 I'd steal her buns if I could. 360 00:20:26,749 --> 00:20:30,128 Here it comes. Yes, he nailed the dismount ! 361 00:20:30,211 --> 00:20:32,546 Now let's check in on the women's finals. 362 00:20:32,629 --> 00:20:34,716 [ Grumbles ] Women's finals. 363 00:20:34,758 --> 00:20:38,221 There's way too much estrogen on television these days. 364 00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:44,977 And as we all know, the perfect antidote for estrogen... 365 00:20:45,061 --> 00:20:48,230 [ Grunts ] is Frank. 366 00:20:48,313 --> 00:20:50,275 Oh, I need some Frank. 367 00:20:54,819 --> 00:20:57,615 Help me, buddy. Help me now. 368 00:21:04,623 --> 00:21:07,626 [ Frank Sinatra ] 369 00:21:10,796 --> 00:21:15,175 [ Singing Along ] 370 00:22:17,281 --> 00:22:19,950 - Don't panic. 371 00:22:20,033 --> 00:22:21,951 This is supposed to be fun. 372 00:22:22,035 --> 00:22:25,288 - Okay. Okay, I can do this. 373 00:22:25,372 --> 00:22:27,290 I'm a professional. 374 00:22:29,291 --> 00:22:31,211 Lipstick. All right. 375 00:22:31,295 --> 00:22:34,714 Lipstick on a guy's collar ? No, no, women will hate that. 376 00:22:34,797 --> 00:22:37,176 Lipstick on a guy's collar that won't rub off. 377 00:22:37,259 --> 00:22:39,221 No, that's even worse. 378 00:22:39,263 --> 00:22:42,015 Okay, okay, okay, I gotta think like a broad. 379 00:22:42,056 --> 00:22:45,685 All right, I'm a broad. 380 00:22:45,727 --> 00:22:47,978 I see lipstick... [ Sniffs ] 381 00:22:48,062 --> 00:22:51,189 on a dark-haired Tahitian beauty, 382 00:22:51,231 --> 00:22:54,568 standing under a waterfall, wearing nothing but a thong. 383 00:22:54,651 --> 00:22:58,363 Water cascading down her back. 384 00:22:58,404 --> 00:23:01,077 I'm a lesbian. 385 00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:03,453 [ Scoffs ] I gotta change the music. 386 00:23:03,537 --> 00:23:07,208 I wonder. I wonder. 387 00:23:07,291 --> 00:23:09,250 Oh, Alex, thank you. 388 00:23:11,837 --> 00:23:14,548 Ah, jackpot ! 389 00:23:15,716 --> 00:23:18,051 Oh, she's hot. 390 00:23:38,030 --> 00:23:39,990 - You go, girl. 391 00:23:40,074 --> 00:23:42,408 [ Singing Along ] 392 00:23:50,251 --> 00:23:53,296 - Looks like big dandruff. 393 00:23:53,380 --> 00:23:55,881 Smooth, yeah, smooth. Oh, cool. 394 00:23:55,965 --> 00:23:58,802 Wow, mascara. Here we go. 395 00:23:59,927 --> 00:24:02,263 [ Mumbles ] 396 00:24:02,347 --> 00:24:05,016 [ Sighs ] Nice, thick lashes. 397 00:24:05,100 --> 00:24:08,728 Ow ! Ow ! Shit, that stings ! What the fu-- 398 00:24:08,811 --> 00:24:13,024 Okay, fine. Well, I need some anesthetic here. 399 00:24:13,107 --> 00:24:15,027 [ Exhales Deeply ] 400 00:24:15,110 --> 00:24:18,446 [ Gargles ] 401 00:24:18,530 --> 00:24:20,575 [ Burps ] Beautiful. 402 00:24:20,658 --> 00:24:23,577 [ Sighs ] Okay. Now... 403 00:24:23,660 --> 00:24:25,954 for the piece de resistance, we have-- 404 00:24:26,997 --> 00:24:30,166 We have the right leg. Yes, excellent. 405 00:24:30,250 --> 00:24:34,630 And the hot, hot wax. Very hot wax. 406 00:24:34,671 --> 00:24:37,968 Here we go. [ Gasping ] 407 00:24:38,009 --> 00:24:40,010 Jeez ! Ooh, that's hot. 408 00:24:40,094 --> 00:24:43,097 Okay, test of manhood. Here we go. 409 00:24:43,181 --> 00:24:45,141 Okay, we passed. 410 00:24:45,183 --> 00:24:49,813 And next... we immediately apply disposable cloth... 411 00:24:49,896 --> 00:24:52,565 over the waxed... area. 412 00:24:52,648 --> 00:24:54,566 Straight ahead. 413 00:24:54,649 --> 00:24:56,486 Yes. 414 00:24:56,569 --> 00:25:00,322 Yeah... it feels kinda nice, yeah. 415 00:25:00,364 --> 00:25:03,035 I don't know why women complain about waxing their legs. 416 00:25:03,119 --> 00:25:05,412 ''In one smooth motion, yank the strip quickly... 417 00:25:05,495 --> 00:25:07,414 in the opposite direction of the hair growth.'' 418 00:25:07,498 --> 00:25:09,874 No, no, that would be north. 419 00:25:09,958 --> 00:25:13,837 One, two, three. [ Screams ] 420 00:25:13,878 --> 00:25:16,547 [ Gasping ] 421 00:25:16,630 --> 00:25:18,550 [ Scoffiing ] 422 00:25:21,511 --> 00:25:23,428 [Light Clangs] 423 00:25:24,889 --> 00:25:28,603 Women are insane. Who would do that more than once ? 424 00:25:28,686 --> 00:25:33,858 I don't know. Why would anybody even do the other leg ? 425 00:25:38,695 --> 00:25:40,698 Ah, yes, that's right, girls. 426 00:25:40,782 --> 00:25:43,200 Wax it off and cover it up. 427 00:25:43,242 --> 00:25:47,455 Yeah. Ally-oop ! Ooh, wait. 428 00:25:48,788 --> 00:25:52,919 Oh, shit ! I guess this takes a little finesse. 429 00:25:53,002 --> 00:25:55,713 One down, two to go. [ Chuckles ] 430 00:26:01,261 --> 00:26:04,222 [ Grunting ] 431 00:26:04,263 --> 00:26:06,890 Okay. Okay. 432 00:26:11,562 --> 00:26:13,481 Okay. 433 00:26:16,319 --> 00:26:18,279 [ Clears Throat ] 434 00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:21,364 Oh. 435 00:26:21,448 --> 00:26:24,826 Honey, you just lost yourself five pounds. 436 00:26:24,910 --> 00:26:28,330 [ Chuckles ] All right, where's my Wonderbra ? 437 00:26:28,413 --> 00:26:30,332 Oh. 438 00:26:30,416 --> 00:26:33,418 - [ Gasps ] - Let's see which end is up here. 439 00:26:33,501 --> 00:26:36,087 - Hi ! - What are you doing ? 440 00:26:36,128 --> 00:26:38,090 Exfoliating ? 441 00:26:38,131 --> 00:26:40,468 - Yo. - You must be, um-- 442 00:26:40,552 --> 00:26:43,262 Cameron, my boyfriend. This is Nick. 443 00:26:43,304 --> 00:26:46,933 - Her father. - That's nice nail polish you got. 444 00:26:47,016 --> 00:26:50,686 Yeah, I'm just doing a new research thing at work, you know. 445 00:26:50,769 --> 00:26:53,106 - Get into the female psyche-- - Whatever. 446 00:26:53,189 --> 00:26:54,815 Yeah. 447 00:26:54,899 --> 00:26:58,026 I should probably take off. 448 00:26:58,109 --> 00:27:00,989 - No, you don't have to. - It's cool. I'll see you later. 449 00:27:01,113 --> 00:27:02,908 - Bye. - Bye. 450 00:27:04,493 --> 00:27:06,411 - I'll call you. - Okay. 451 00:27:06,495 --> 00:27:08,497 Nice meeting you, eh ? 452 00:27:08,580 --> 00:27:10,624 Yeah. 453 00:27:12,625 --> 00:27:15,212 - Excuse me. Did you kiss that guy ? - Where did you get this ? 454 00:27:15,296 --> 00:27:18,590 - Your zipper thing. You're kissing? - You went through my stuff ! 455 00:27:18,673 --> 00:27:20,966 I needed some music. It was just sitting there. 456 00:27:21,051 --> 00:27:24,679 What are you, allergic to listening? You never listen when I talk. 457 00:27:24,762 --> 00:27:28,477 If I'm stuck staying here, then my stuff's gonna be around, okay ? 458 00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:31,437 I don't want you to just go through everything. 459 00:27:31,479 --> 00:27:34,106 - I don't listen to you ? - You think you listen to me. 460 00:27:34,189 --> 00:27:35,900 - Yeah. - You do ? 461 00:27:35,984 --> 00:27:37,985 What's my boyfriend's name ? 462 00:27:38,068 --> 00:27:40,196 Uh, it's-- 463 00:27:40,279 --> 00:27:42,614 - Good night. - No, no, wait, come back. 464 00:27:42,697 --> 00:27:45,242 Dustin is his name. Dustin, that's his name. 465 00:27:45,325 --> 00:27:47,953 Right ? No. Don't slam the-- 466 00:27:48,953 --> 00:27:51,793 C-Carson. 467 00:27:51,834 --> 00:27:53,794 Carmen. Carmine ! Carmine ! 468 00:27:53,835 --> 00:27:56,421 - [DoorLocks] - Carmichael ! 469 00:27:59,758 --> 00:28:03,677 I can't remember a guy's name, they figure you're not listening to them. 470 00:28:03,761 --> 00:28:05,681 [ Sighs ] 471 00:28:10,851 --> 00:28:12,812 What do women want ? 472 00:28:14,271 --> 00:28:16,192 I know it has three syllables. 473 00:28:17,567 --> 00:28:19,529 [ Hair Dryer Whirs ] 474 00:28:19,612 --> 00:28:22,239 Cameron. His name is Cameron ! 475 00:28:31,081 --> 00:28:33,207 Whoa ! 476 00:28:43,845 --> 00:28:46,264 [ Panting ] 477 00:28:52,186 --> 00:28:54,521 Oh, Jesus. That's so dangerous. 478 00:28:56,191 --> 00:28:58,234 Ninety percent of all accidents happen-- 479 00:29:21,883 --> 00:29:24,301 [Sirens Wailing] 480 00:29:32,354 --> 00:29:35,273 Oh, what the hell has he done now ? 481 00:29:36,899 --> 00:29:39,903 I hope he's not dead. 482 00:29:39,986 --> 00:29:43,614 [ Groans ] No, I'm fine. 483 00:29:43,697 --> 00:29:46,993 [ Groans ] I'm fine, I think. 484 00:29:47,076 --> 00:29:49,912 Are you sure ? 485 00:29:49,995 --> 00:29:53,249 [ Shudders ] No. Yes. 486 00:29:54,794 --> 00:29:57,254 [ Groaning ] 487 00:30:13,269 --> 00:30:16,566 Cleaner pores. Thicker hair. 488 00:30:16,608 --> 00:30:19,443 Very weird headache. Really weird. 489 00:30:19,527 --> 00:30:22,446 Now I gotta clean up bras and home pregnancy tests ? 490 00:30:22,529 --> 00:30:25,366 The man doesn't pay me enough for the things I have to do. 491 00:30:25,449 --> 00:30:27,743 Oh, Jesus, he's wearing panty hose ? 492 00:30:27,785 --> 00:30:29,786 Now he's a cross-dresser ? 493 00:30:29,870 --> 00:30:34,416 I was just experimenting with a few products from work, all right ? 494 00:30:35,708 --> 00:30:39,796 - Did I say anything ? - Oh, God, it's 8:00 already. 495 00:30:39,879 --> 00:30:44,093 To sleep till 8:00. He'd fire my ass if I wasn't here to wake him. 496 00:30:44,177 --> 00:30:47,055 Whew, are we in a mood today. 497 00:30:47,138 --> 00:30:49,265 Same as every other day. 498 00:30:50,975 --> 00:30:54,020 Honey, make me a little bagel with cream cheese. 499 00:30:54,103 --> 00:30:56,522 You know I can't think on an empty stomach. 500 00:30:56,606 --> 00:31:00,110 For your information, I'm not even hungry. 501 00:31:00,193 --> 00:31:02,361 Who said you were ? 502 00:31:03,571 --> 00:31:06,200 - Mr. Marshall. - Good morning, Flo. 503 00:31:06,284 --> 00:31:08,202 Let me get you a cab, sir. 504 00:31:08,285 --> 00:31:10,204 Sure. 505 00:31:10,287 --> 00:31:12,372 - [ Whistles ] - Thank you, Flo. 506 00:31:12,455 --> 00:31:14,584 [ Thinking ] You're welcome, my little sweet ass. 507 00:31:14,667 --> 00:31:17,044 What did you say ? 508 00:31:17,127 --> 00:31:19,670 Me ? Nothing. 509 00:31:19,754 --> 00:31:24,008 - You sure ? - Yes, sir. 510 00:31:24,092 --> 00:31:26,011 [ Growls To Herself] 511 00:31:27,595 --> 00:31:29,516 You know what ? I think I'll walk today. 512 00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:32,852 - I could use a little fresh air. - Have a great day, sir... 513 00:31:32,936 --> 00:31:36,898 with your fine ass looking like Shaft ! 514 00:31:36,982 --> 00:31:40,193 Whew ! I could just ride that puppy ! 515 00:31:40,276 --> 00:31:42,820 - [ Horn Honking ] - [Man] Watch where you're going. 516 00:31:42,904 --> 00:31:45,155 - You okay, sir ? - Fine. I'm fine. 517 00:31:51,329 --> 00:31:55,000 Did I turn the coffee maker off?l walked over, but did I turn it off? 518 00:31:55,042 --> 00:31:59,755 l can't remember. I saw the light, but did I turn the switch off? 519 00:31:59,838 --> 00:32:03,007 -What ? What ? -One kiss doesn't make me a lesbian. 520 00:32:03,090 --> 00:32:06,803 - Does it ? - What ? 521 00:32:06,886 --> 00:32:08,805 - Hmm ? - Oh, sorry. 522 00:32:08,888 --> 00:32:11,767 Two slices of toast, 150 calories, plusa tab and a half of butter, 523 00:32:11,850 --> 00:32:15,895 Estrogen is good for the heart but bad for the breasts. 524 00:32:15,978 --> 00:32:18,440 - What ? - My kid doesn't need Ritalin. 525 00:32:18,524 --> 00:32:21,611 - Get him to listen to what I say. - Monsieur, I need to poop. 526 00:32:21,694 --> 00:32:23,696 [ Gasps ] Oh, boy ! 527 00:32:24,988 --> 00:32:27,450 [ All Thinking At Once ] 528 00:32:32,579 --> 00:32:34,916 - [ Elevator Bell Dings ] - Aah ! 529 00:32:34,957 --> 00:32:36,666 [ Screams ] 530 00:32:36,750 --> 00:32:40,128 Oh, God, he nearly killed me. 531 00:32:40,211 --> 00:32:42,716 Too bad he missed. 532 00:32:45,928 --> 00:32:48,305 - [ Beeping ] - [ Door Buzzes ] 533 00:32:52,434 --> 00:32:54,810 - Good morning. - Good mor-- 534 00:32:54,894 --> 00:32:58,397 Don't look up. He'll make me hear another disgusting joke. 535 00:32:58,481 --> 00:33:00,857 He's such a schmuck. 536 00:33:01,942 --> 00:33:04,028 She thinks I'm a schmuck ? 537 00:33:08,367 --> 00:33:10,912 Whoa, lighten up on that aftershave, buddy. 538 00:33:15,415 --> 00:33:19,586 Oh, what ? Oh, yeah, like you've got the perfect body ? 539 00:33:19,669 --> 00:33:22,005 Jeez. 540 00:33:22,089 --> 00:33:24,006 - Hi, Mr. Marshall. - No, no, don't say it. 541 00:33:24,090 --> 00:33:26,509 What ? I was going to tell you the Gillette budget's on your desk. 542 00:33:26,593 --> 00:33:29,471 And I went out last night and got you that Merlot that you wanted. 543 00:33:29,554 --> 00:33:31,475 Here's your credit card back. 544 00:33:33,851 --> 00:33:35,812 Thankyou. 545 00:33:35,854 --> 00:33:38,689 - You okay ? - Me ? Yeah. 546 00:33:38,773 --> 00:33:41,359 Do you realize that I have an lvy League education... 547 00:33:41,442 --> 00:33:44,194 and that running your stupid errands has put me into therapy ? 548 00:33:44,277 --> 00:33:46,698 Take me seriously and give me some real work to do. 549 00:33:46,781 --> 00:33:49,742 Oh, yeah, I remember why. Because I have a vagina ! 550 00:33:49,825 --> 00:33:52,494 - Aah ! - Anything else I can get for you ? 551 00:33:54,624 --> 00:33:57,001 Oh, good, you're on time. 552 00:33:57,042 --> 00:34:00,588 - Morning. - You look a little different. 553 00:34:00,671 --> 00:34:02,714 You know, I think maybe it's his hair. 554 00:34:02,797 --> 00:34:05,008 - It looks thicker, doesn't it ? - Gimme your coat. 555 00:34:05,092 --> 00:34:07,845 - Oh, oh, okay. - Mmm, you smell good today. 556 00:34:07,928 --> 00:34:10,346 - New cologne ? - No. 557 00:34:15,268 --> 00:34:18,312 Th-That's it ? No other thoughts ? 558 00:34:18,396 --> 00:34:22,319 - What do you mean ? - You feeling all right, doll ? 559 00:34:22,444 --> 00:34:25,112 [ Mumbling ] 560 00:34:25,196 --> 00:34:27,156 ''Linens, linings, loans, locks.'' 561 00:34:27,198 --> 00:34:29,951 - [Mumbling] - Hello, Nick ? 562 00:34:29,993 --> 00:34:32,035 Uh, Nick ? We gotta go. 563 00:34:32,119 --> 00:34:34,038 What are you doing ? It's 8:30. 564 00:34:34,121 --> 00:34:36,581 Can't go. Gotta find a doctor. Need a cure. Can't go. 565 00:34:36,664 --> 00:34:39,042 - Definitely can't go. - You sound like the guy from Shine. 566 00:34:39,125 --> 00:34:41,128 - What's wrong with you ? - I don't need a doctor. 567 00:34:41,211 --> 00:34:43,798 Maybe I need, like, an exorcist. 568 00:34:43,882 --> 00:34:45,843 Under ''E'' for exorcist. 569 00:34:45,885 --> 00:34:49,096 There are no exorcists in the greater Chicago area. 570 00:34:49,179 --> 00:34:53,808 Let's pull it together and sell some sensitive feminine shit, okay ? 571 00:34:53,891 --> 00:34:55,977 Sorry to interrupt. Here you go. 572 00:34:56,061 --> 00:34:57,728 [ Panting ] 573 00:34:57,811 --> 00:35:00,023 By the way, your hair looks really good today, Mr. Marshall. 574 00:35:00,107 --> 00:35:02,108 [ Thinking ] And it's okay you pay me minimum wage... 575 00:35:02,191 --> 00:35:04,609 because I use the company phone to call my boyfriend in Israel... 576 00:35:04,693 --> 00:35:07,030 for an hour. 577 00:35:08,115 --> 00:35:10,201 Tell me you heard that. 578 00:35:10,284 --> 00:35:12,703 Your hair looks really good. So what ? 579 00:35:12,744 --> 00:35:15,330 The - The other thing ! What she was thinking thing. 580 00:35:15,414 --> 00:35:19,375 I don't think she thinks too much. She's not exactly a genius. 581 00:35:19,459 --> 00:35:21,545 I'll have you know she went to an Ivy League school. 582 00:35:21,629 --> 00:35:24,715 - Doubt that. - The thing about the boyfriend, 583 00:35:24,798 --> 00:35:26,883 calling him in Israel, you heard that, yes, no ? 584 00:35:26,966 --> 00:35:28,886 I didn't hear it 'cause she didn't say it. 585 00:35:28,969 --> 00:35:34,141 Pull it together. We're gonna be late for our sorority meeting. 586 00:35:35,561 --> 00:35:39,898 Morgan, in case I, like, maybe die today-- 587 00:35:39,981 --> 00:35:43,610 Can we walk ? 'Cause in case you live, I don't wanna be late. 588 00:35:43,693 --> 00:35:46,362 Here's what happened, just in case the coroner asks. 589 00:35:46,404 --> 00:35:49,657 I got drunk, and I tried on all the products from the pink box. 590 00:35:49,741 --> 00:35:52,326 - You did not. - I put on all the products-- 591 00:35:52,409 --> 00:35:54,328 nail polish, panty hose, everything. 592 00:35:54,411 --> 00:35:56,373 - You tried on the panty hose ? - Yes, okay. 593 00:35:56,415 --> 00:35:58,834 Anyway, I was drying my hair, and I fell over and tripped, 594 00:35:58,917 --> 00:36:00,836 fell into the bathtub and electrocuted myself. 595 00:36:00,919 --> 00:36:03,129 I blacked out, and when I woke up... 596 00:36:03,213 --> 00:36:05,924 I could hear what every woman around me was... thinking. 597 00:36:06,007 --> 00:36:08,719 - Uh-huh. - Talking personal, private stuff. 598 00:36:08,802 --> 00:36:11,263 The stuff that nobody is supposed to hear, I hear that stuff. 599 00:36:11,305 --> 00:36:15,058 You know what I'm saying ? I can hear what women think. 600 00:36:15,099 --> 00:36:18,143 Can you ? Good, 'cause that's not a talent guys have these days. 601 00:36:18,227 --> 00:36:20,857 You don't believe me. You want me to prove it ? 602 00:36:20,940 --> 00:36:22,859 -See this attorney coming toward us? -Yeah. 603 00:36:25,110 --> 00:36:28,239 Oh, she thinks you're overpaid and gay. 604 00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:31,450 - What ? - I hear what they're all thinking. 605 00:36:31,533 --> 00:36:33,912 It's driving me crazy. Even French poodles, I can hear them. 606 00:36:33,953 --> 00:36:37,206 So we're on the same page, I need you to know you sound insane. 607 00:36:37,289 --> 00:36:39,791 You freaked out over losing the job, which I understand. 608 00:36:39,874 --> 00:36:43,545 But if you tell anybody you can hear the thoughts of a French poodle-- 609 00:36:43,628 --> 00:36:48,344 What if I jumped out the window? Jumped through the plate glass. 610 00:36:48,427 --> 00:36:52,681 Would they notice ? Probably not if I didn't get glass on anybody. 611 00:36:52,764 --> 00:36:56,768 That girl with the fruit is funny. Suicidal, but she is funny. 612 00:36:56,851 --> 00:36:59,479 Nick, what girl with the fruit ? 613 00:36:59,562 --> 00:37:02,148 - The-- - Huh ? 614 00:37:05,693 --> 00:37:08,655 Last one to arrive. Wants me to know I'm not his boss. 615 00:37:08,697 --> 00:37:10,784 Okay, you're a star. I get the message. 616 00:37:10,867 --> 00:37:14,245 She thinks I'm late because I want her to know she's not my boss. 617 00:37:14,328 --> 00:37:16,914 - What is she talking about ? - Put a lid on it. I'm begging you. 618 00:37:16,998 --> 00:37:20,125 Ooh, I can't believe I have butterflies in my stomach. 619 00:37:20,209 --> 00:37:22,168 Feels like the first day of school. 620 00:37:24,380 --> 00:37:26,840 Okay, so let's see how we did. 621 00:37:26,923 --> 00:37:30,259 [Thinking] Nobody wants to go first. 622 00:37:30,343 --> 00:37:35,183 Everyone's avoiding me, except Nick Marshall. 623 00:37:35,225 --> 00:37:38,687 Unbelievable. The only one with good eye contact. 624 00:37:38,770 --> 00:37:42,190 At least he's looking at my eyes and not down my blouse. 625 00:37:42,273 --> 00:37:44,441 - Nick, what did you come up with ? - Me ? 626 00:37:44,525 --> 00:37:47,195 What did I come up with ? [ Chuckles ] 627 00:37:47,279 --> 00:37:49,947 He's so wired. 628 00:37:50,031 --> 00:37:51,948 Mostly... [ Clears Throat ] 629 00:37:52,032 --> 00:37:54,661 I thought about the moisturizing lipstick, 630 00:37:54,743 --> 00:37:56,831 never having worn lipstick myself. 631 00:37:58,707 --> 00:38:01,794 I tried to imagine what I'd want from a lipstick, if I were a woman. 632 00:38:01,878 --> 00:38:04,630 - Oh, spare me. - Okay, he's trying to be honest. 633 00:38:04,713 --> 00:38:07,257 You know, to be perfectly honest, 634 00:38:07,340 --> 00:38:12,387 I thought of a Tahitian beauty, bathing under a waterfall. 635 00:38:12,471 --> 00:38:15,307 Oy, I'm gonna die here with these kinds of ideas. 636 00:38:15,390 --> 00:38:20,145 But, uh, you know, I'm working on it, and it's evolving. 637 00:38:20,227 --> 00:38:24,567 Anybody interested in an idea involving the Swedish bikini team ? 638 00:38:24,609 --> 00:38:26,903 I do know them all personally. 639 00:38:26,986 --> 00:38:30,240 - Oh, what an idiot. -Jerk, grow up already. 640 00:38:30,323 --> 00:38:32,491 - What a pig. - You are so foul. 641 00:38:32,575 --> 00:38:37,163 I should have asked for more money. Gina ? 642 00:38:37,246 --> 00:38:40,874 I spent the night trying to figure out how to sell Advil just to women. 643 00:38:40,958 --> 00:38:44,003 You know what ? You should sell it to women like me. 644 00:38:44,086 --> 00:38:46,048 [Giggles] 645 00:38:46,131 --> 00:38:48,801 I take it every time I need to fake a headache. 646 00:38:48,884 --> 00:38:50,969 Works like a charm. 647 00:38:51,053 --> 00:38:54,014 I-I got a great one. It just came to me. 648 00:38:54,097 --> 00:38:56,183 - Do you mind if I interrupt, Dina ? - Sure, go ahead. 649 00:38:56,266 --> 00:38:58,267 I hate that you've seen me naked. 650 00:39:00,561 --> 00:39:03,273 [ Chuckles ] All right. 651 00:39:03,356 --> 00:39:05,567 So, we're in a bedroom, the lights are out. 652 00:39:05,650 --> 00:39:07,610 There's a woman in bed, and she's taking an Advil. 653 00:39:07,651 --> 00:39:13,576 Her husband suggestively rubs her back, and we say, ''Advil. 654 00:39:13,618 --> 00:39:16,120 ''So mild and gentle, you can take it... 655 00:39:16,203 --> 00:39:19,623 even when you're faking a headache.'' 656 00:39:19,706 --> 00:39:21,626 [ Laughter ] 657 00:39:21,709 --> 00:39:26,296 Woman turns to her husband and says, ''Not tonight, I need an Advil. '' 658 00:39:27,381 --> 00:39:30,508 - He's back. - [ Laughs ] 659 00:39:32,094 --> 00:39:36,392 What ? Come on. That doesn't reach women on a personal level ? 660 00:39:36,474 --> 00:39:39,227 - No. - Women do that, don't they ? 661 00:39:39,311 --> 00:39:40,811 - I don't. - No ? 662 00:39:40,895 --> 00:39:46,109 Sue Cranston, you've done that, haven't you ? Faked a headache to-- 663 00:39:46,192 --> 00:39:49,988 No, Nick, I haven't. Thanks for asking. 664 00:39:50,071 --> 00:39:52,490 No, wait, wait, wait. Be honest now. 665 00:39:52,531 --> 00:39:56,076 I mean, you've been married what, ten, twelve years ? 666 00:39:56,159 --> 00:40:00,249 You've never faked a headache ? lt doesn't work like a charm ? 667 00:40:02,500 --> 00:40:04,420 No, Nick, I haven't. 668 00:40:04,504 --> 00:40:08,340 I mean, no, it doesn't, okay ? Jeez. 669 00:40:08,424 --> 00:40:11,969 - [ Thinking ] What an asshole ! - I guess I'm off base here. 670 00:40:12,053 --> 00:40:17,556 What's good is you're looking at Advil from a woman's point of view. 671 00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:20,393 Um, I don't think Advil will go for it, 672 00:40:20,476 --> 00:40:23,482 and I'm pretty sure every woman in America will hate it. 673 00:40:23,523 --> 00:40:25,651 Other than that, I thought it was great. 674 00:40:25,734 --> 00:40:27,819 You're on the right track. Hang in there. Go ahead. 675 00:40:27,902 --> 00:40:31,905 Great antenna there, babe. The poodle give you that one ? 676 00:40:47,172 --> 00:40:49,549 - [ Screams ] 677 00:40:49,633 --> 00:40:53,136 - What are you doing home early ? - I have my first migraine. 678 00:40:53,219 --> 00:40:56,098 This is hideous. My boyfriend feeling me up in front of my father. 679 00:40:56,182 --> 00:40:59,392 Don't think anything. The outlook wasn't good for the Mudville Nine. 680 00:40:59,476 --> 00:41:02,020 - The score was four to two. - Oh, shit. Where's my bra ? 681 00:41:02,104 --> 00:41:04,647 - Where is it ? - Oh, God. 682 00:41:06,357 --> 00:41:08,942 Oh, God ! 683 00:41:09,026 --> 00:41:12,532 Okay, look. Everybody just needs to chill out here. 684 00:41:12,615 --> 00:41:16,118 There'll be no chilling. Just get your stuff... and move on. 685 00:41:16,201 --> 00:41:18,245 Come on, man. Relax. 686 00:41:18,329 --> 00:41:20,414 - How old are you ? - I just turned 1 8. 687 00:41:20,498 --> 00:41:22,457 Well, she's 1 5. She was 10 five years ago. 688 00:41:22,541 --> 00:41:24,460 You know what I'm saying, stud ? Now get out. 689 00:41:24,544 --> 00:41:27,629 Dad ! [ Thinking ] We're going to the prom. Don't ruin it. 690 00:41:27,713 --> 00:41:31,091 - You're not going with this punk. - How did you know about prom ? 691 00:41:31,133 --> 00:41:33,093 Look, I don't know. Mom told me, all right ? 692 00:41:33,134 --> 00:41:35,347 It's not gonna happen because he's too old for you. 693 00:41:35,430 --> 00:41:38,642 I know what boys want, and he's not getting it from my daughter. Door. 694 00:41:38,726 --> 00:41:41,603 Your daughter ? Suddenly, I'm your daughter. 695 00:41:41,645 --> 00:41:44,689 - How am I related to this asshole ? - Another one. 696 00:41:44,772 --> 00:41:49,152 - I want Mom. - Look, l'm just gonna take off. 697 00:41:49,235 --> 00:41:52,112 - l'm real sorry about this. - Save it. 698 00:41:52,196 --> 00:41:54,657 That's mine. 699 00:41:54,740 --> 00:41:58,912 Where-- Where are you-- 700 00:41:58,954 --> 00:42:01,541 [ Sighs ] 701 00:42:01,625 --> 00:42:03,542 Great day. 702 00:42:03,626 --> 00:42:05,585 [Thunderclap] 703 00:42:05,710 --> 00:42:09,631 Okay, l'm not losing my mind. 704 00:42:09,715 --> 00:42:12,342 - I'm already losing my mind. 705 00:42:12,426 --> 00:42:15,095 - This will work. It's gotta work. 706 00:42:15,179 --> 00:42:18,473 -This has gotta work. Shit. Perfect. 707 00:42:54,177 --> 00:42:56,055 - [ Screams ] - [Thunderclap] 708 00:43:04,770 --> 00:43:06,690 [Thunderclap] 709 00:43:19,328 --> 00:43:23,541 Come on ! Do your thing ! 710 00:43:23,624 --> 00:43:25,709 Turn me into me again ! 711 00:43:30,088 --> 00:43:32,466 [ Hair Dryer Whirring ] 712 00:44:10,380 --> 00:44:13,759 Oh, good, I'm not dead. 713 00:44:13,842 --> 00:44:15,928 [ Panting ] Oh, please ! 714 00:44:16,011 --> 00:44:19,056 Please, please, please. Tell me I got rid of it. 715 00:44:19,140 --> 00:44:22,309 - [ Beeping ] - Please be a woman. Please. 716 00:44:22,392 --> 00:44:26,023 - For what city, please ? - You couldn't do me a favor... 717 00:44:26,065 --> 00:44:28,692 and think of your favorite color or TV program, could you ? 718 00:44:28,775 --> 00:44:31,193 For what city, please ? 719 00:44:31,277 --> 00:44:33,238 [ Sighs ] 720 00:44:34,530 --> 00:44:37,492 Flo ? Hey, Flo ! 721 00:44:37,575 --> 00:44:39,535 - Flo ? - [Siren Wailing] 722 00:44:45,373 --> 00:44:47,293 I can't believe this. 723 00:44:48,837 --> 00:44:50,756 I need a woman. 724 00:45:26,375 --> 00:45:29,794 -Try this one. -Oh, I love this. This is fantastic. 725 00:45:29,878 --> 00:45:33,048 Oh, it's my mother's birthday next week, so I need two gift sets. 726 00:45:33,131 --> 00:45:35,217 You've been a great help. I appreciate it. 727 00:45:35,300 --> 00:45:38,139 Do you have a Kleenex back there so I can wipe that off ? 728 00:45:38,222 --> 00:45:40,766 I'm sure she'll like it. It's one ofourbestsellers. 729 00:45:40,849 --> 00:45:44,644 - Do I get a free gift with this ? - Yes, you get a travelbag. 730 00:45:44,727 --> 00:45:47,272 Thank you. [ Chuckles ] 731 00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:55,696 Stop it. You've got the dress. Treat yourself to lipstick. 732 00:45:55,780 --> 00:46:00,034 - No, I have enough at home. - You might as well get one, right ? 733 00:46:00,118 --> 00:46:02,788 I have too many lipsticks. I have piles of them. I don't need it. 734 00:46:02,872 --> 00:46:06,583 - I'll buy it for you. - lf he doesn 't answer in two rings, 735 00:46:06,667 --> 00:46:10,129 - I swear to God ! - Hi, blue eyes. 736 00:46:10,212 --> 00:46:14,300 [ Women Thinking Simultaneously ] 737 00:46:22,349 --> 00:46:25,270 [ Nick Screaming ] 738 00:46:31,234 --> 00:46:33,069 [ Buzzing ] 739 00:46:33,153 --> 00:46:35,863 - Dr., you may not remember me. - Yes ? 740 00:46:35,947 --> 00:46:39,367 I'm Nick Marshall. I came here about ten years ago with my ex-wife, Gigi. 741 00:46:39,450 --> 00:46:43,204 - [ Thinking ] Oh, Christ, not him. - Oh, good, you remember me. 742 00:46:43,288 --> 00:46:47,583 I'm sorry to barge in like this, but I don't know who to turn to. 743 00:46:47,666 --> 00:46:50,505 I'm afraid to go to work. I'm afraid of my door woman. 744 00:46:50,588 --> 00:46:53,048 I'm-- I'm afraid to get a cup of coffee. 745 00:46:53,132 --> 00:46:55,384 Mr. Marshall, please slow down. Slow down. 746 00:46:55,468 --> 00:46:58,262 Let me make sure I completely understand what it is you're saying. 747 00:46:58,346 --> 00:47:01,848 [ Sighs ] All right. All right. 748 00:47:03,558 --> 00:47:06,437 I hear what women think. 749 00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:09,981 Yeah. You know, Mr. Marshall, 750 00:47:10,065 --> 00:47:12,317 this kind of imaginary displacement scenario... 751 00:47:12,401 --> 00:47:14,487 - I'm not imag-- - really isn't my thing. 752 00:47:14,571 --> 00:47:17,865 I do, however, have a very good friend over at University Hospital, 753 00:47:17,948 --> 00:47:22,119 who specializes in male menopause and testosterone depletion. 754 00:47:22,203 --> 00:47:25,789 She's fabulous. I think what I'll do is just give her a ring... 755 00:47:25,872 --> 00:47:27,876 and send you overthere. 756 00:47:27,959 --> 00:47:31,337 Why did I answer my door ? I was so into buying that lamp on eBay. 757 00:47:33,296 --> 00:47:36,299 - How much was it going for ? - How much was what going for ? 758 00:47:36,383 --> 00:47:38,554 The lamp on eBay. 759 00:47:41,849 --> 00:47:45,769 Oh, I see. That's good. Very clever. 760 00:47:45,811 --> 00:47:50,190 - Dr. Skolnick, please. - You don't believe me. Try another. 761 00:47:50,274 --> 00:47:52,567 Go on. Pick a number. Give it a whirl. Any number. 762 00:47:52,609 --> 00:47:54,610 Okay. A number between one and-- 763 00:47:54,693 --> 00:47:57,155 - A million. Why not ? - One and a million. 764 00:47:57,239 --> 00:47:59,657 All right. 765 00:47:59,741 --> 00:48:01,658 Mm. 766 00:48:01,742 --> 00:48:04,955 644,998-- 99-- 90. 767 00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:08,709 Wanna make a decision here ? 768 00:48:08,792 --> 00:48:12,129 - Oy vay! - Oh, you can say that again. 769 00:48:12,212 --> 00:48:15,341 - I didn't say anything. - Doesn't mean I didn't hear it. 770 00:48:15,424 --> 00:48:20,053 Okay. Okay. Let's say-- Let's say I do believe you. 771 00:48:20,137 --> 00:48:23,765 - Yeah. - You can hear what women think. 772 00:48:23,848 --> 00:48:27,312 Even though I'm a grown woman of... [ Thinking ] 51 . 773 00:48:27,395 --> 00:48:31,190 - 47. - Oh, my lips are sealed. 774 00:48:31,274 --> 00:48:34,193 Holy crap ! Oh, forgive me. 775 00:48:34,277 --> 00:48:37,322 - That's all right. - But this is phenomenal. 776 00:48:37,405 --> 00:48:40,075 - You can hear inside my head. - Yes. 777 00:48:40,158 --> 00:48:42,577 Why would you want to get rid of such a brilliant gift ? 778 00:48:42,660 --> 00:48:45,579 Well, for starters, 779 00:48:45,662 --> 00:48:48,540 almost every woman I know thinks I'm an asshole. 780 00:48:48,624 --> 00:48:51,963 - What I thought when I met you. - Doc, give me a break here. 781 00:48:52,046 --> 00:48:54,883 Mr. Marshall, you might find this a little unorthodox, 782 00:48:54,966 --> 00:48:56,800 but would you mind awfully if I smoked ? 783 00:48:56,884 --> 00:48:59,261 - No, no, I understand. - Thank you. Thank you so much. 784 00:49:10,522 --> 00:49:12,816 [ Coughs ] 785 00:49:12,899 --> 00:49:15,738 Let's try to look at the up side of this, shall we ? 786 00:49:15,821 --> 00:49:19,741 You know, Freud died at age 83 still asking one question, 787 00:49:19,824 --> 00:49:21,742 ''What do women want ?'' 788 00:49:21,825 --> 00:49:25,997 Wouldn't it be strange and wonderful if you were the one man on Earth... 789 00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:28,582 finally able to answer that question ? 790 00:49:28,665 --> 00:49:31,169 Listen to me, Nick. Something extraordinary... 791 00:49:31,252 --> 00:49:33,712 and I think miraculous has happened to you. 792 00:49:33,796 --> 00:49:37,048 My advice is you must learn from this. 793 00:49:37,132 --> 00:49:39,386 You know, there isn't a single woman that I treat... 794 00:49:39,470 --> 00:49:41,972 that doesn't wish her man understood her better. 795 00:49:42,056 --> 00:49:45,977 If men are from Mars and women are from Venus and you speak Venusian, 796 00:49:46,060 --> 00:49:49,229 the world can be yours. 797 00:49:49,313 --> 00:49:53,275 I don't know how this happened to you or why, 798 00:49:53,359 --> 00:49:57,112 but you may just be the luckiest man on Earth. 799 00:49:57,195 --> 00:49:59,823 lmagine the possibilities. 800 00:49:59,906 --> 00:50:02,283 lf you know what women want, 801 00:50:02,366 --> 00:50:04,287 you can rule. 802 00:50:12,878 --> 00:50:14,839 [ No Audible Dialogue ] 803 00:50:32,357 --> 00:50:35,944 [ Thinking ] Hubba-hubba, here he comes, looking awfully good today. 804 00:50:36,028 --> 00:50:39,239 And I haven't had sex in four months. Okay, six. 805 00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:42,074 Why did I tell him to stop asking me out ? I'm an idiot! 806 00:50:42,116 --> 00:50:44,827 - Idiot ! Idiot ! - [ Chuckling ] 807 00:50:44,910 --> 00:50:47,580 Hey, Nick, how's it going ? 808 00:50:47,622 --> 00:50:52,086 Lola, my love. I can't take no for an answer. 809 00:50:52,169 --> 00:50:55,089 - About what ? - About what ? 810 00:50:55,173 --> 00:50:57,592 [ Chuckles ] About us. 811 00:50:57,634 --> 00:51:02,846 Just don't hurt me, Nick. I've been hurt too many times. 812 00:51:02,929 --> 00:51:06,267 I know how hard it is to go out with someone new. 813 00:51:06,309 --> 00:51:08,852 I mean, there's always that fear of, 814 00:51:08,935 --> 00:51:11,354 well, getting hurt. 815 00:51:11,437 --> 00:51:14,440 - At least that's how I feel inside. - You do, really ? 816 00:51:14,524 --> 00:51:18,196 - [ Sighs ] All the time. - Me, too, all the time. 817 00:51:18,279 --> 00:51:20,449 Let's just take it slow and see how it goes. 818 00:51:20,532 --> 00:51:23,159 Slow is good. 819 00:51:23,243 --> 00:51:25,160 Slow is really good. 820 00:51:25,244 --> 00:51:28,748 - Yeah. - Are you free tonight ? 821 00:51:28,831 --> 00:51:32,125 So, you don't think I'm gay ? You're saying you never said that ? 822 00:51:32,209 --> 00:51:34,462 - I never said that. - Doesn't mean you didn't think it. 823 00:51:34,504 --> 00:51:36,672 Is it the hair ? The highlights happen to be natural. 824 00:51:36,755 --> 00:51:39,174 - Morgan, I have a meeting. - You don't think I'm overpaid? 825 00:51:39,257 --> 00:51:43,555 - You never said that. - I don't think I ever said that. 826 00:51:43,639 --> 00:51:45,808 Okay. 827 00:51:45,891 --> 00:51:47,809 [ Thinking ] Who has he been talking to ? 828 00:51:47,892 --> 00:51:49,812 - Morning. - Morning. 829 00:51:49,896 --> 00:51:51,813 Well, then check your E-mail. I sent it over-- 830 00:51:51,897 --> 00:51:53,940 Hi, Annie. How's the boyfriend in Israel ? 831 00:51:54,023 --> 00:51:56,068 I want to thank you for picking up that wine. 832 00:51:56,151 --> 00:51:58,611 That's above and beyond. I appreciate it so much. Thank you. 833 00:51:58,653 --> 00:52:01,280 Uh, can I get you a cup of coffee or, um, 834 00:52:01,363 --> 00:52:03,325 some water or any kind of beverage ? 835 00:52:03,366 --> 00:52:07,664 No, but thank you. If I'm thirsty, I know where the coffee room is. 836 00:52:07,747 --> 00:52:11,334 That's right, guys, don't help. Just walk right past me. 837 00:52:11,418 --> 00:52:13,336 Why don't you step on my hands, you big-- 838 00:52:13,419 --> 00:52:16,838 - Here you go. How you doing ? - Oh. 839 00:52:16,922 --> 00:52:20,676 Oh, fine. Thank you, Mr. Marshall. 840 00:52:20,759 --> 00:52:23,678 - You're welcome, um-- - Erin. 841 00:52:23,720 --> 00:52:26,182 Erin. You be careful, all right, Erin ? 842 00:52:26,224 --> 00:52:28,394 Yeah, sure. 843 00:52:28,477 --> 00:52:30,395 Heavy. 844 00:52:32,857 --> 00:52:36,026 What do you know ? There is life on this planet. 845 00:52:41,656 --> 00:52:44,242 Breakfast Tuesday sounds great. Absolutely. 846 00:52:44,325 --> 00:52:47,913 Thanks for the info. And thanks for the champagne. 847 00:52:52,332 --> 00:52:54,337 You too. Okay, bye-bye. 848 00:52:56,422 --> 00:53:01,177 Set meeting, Nike, women's division. 849 00:53:01,219 --> 00:53:03,512 - Hi. - Hi. 850 00:53:03,554 --> 00:53:05,848 Well, you've been here five minutes. Looks like you've been here a year. 851 00:53:05,890 --> 00:53:08,893 Oh, yeah. I'm compulsive. It's a problem. 852 00:53:08,976 --> 00:53:11,853 [Thinking] Why do I always feel like he's checking me out ? 853 00:53:14,105 --> 00:53:16,358 I wonder what he's got up his sleeve. 854 00:53:16,400 --> 00:53:19,988 - Great photographs. - No clue they're all Bourke-White. 855 00:53:20,072 --> 00:53:22,908 They're not all Margaret Bourke-White, are they ? 856 00:53:22,991 --> 00:53:25,702 Yeah, they are. 857 00:53:25,785 --> 00:53:27,746 Wow. It's a beautiful collection. 858 00:53:27,787 --> 00:53:30,540 - Thanks. So how's it going ? - Mmm. 859 00:53:30,624 --> 00:53:32,750 You know, I was gonna ask you the same thing. 860 00:53:32,833 --> 00:53:35,377 It's starting slow. 861 00:53:35,460 --> 00:53:38,214 - I'm evaluating staff, that's hard. - Oh, yeah. 862 00:53:38,298 --> 00:53:40,257 Yeah, right. 863 00:53:48,934 --> 00:53:51,561 Well, you know, I don't wanna beat around the bush. 864 00:53:51,603 --> 00:53:55,023 - What I'd like to propose-- - He's proposing so soon ? 865 00:53:55,106 --> 00:53:57,566 - Oh, sorry. Sorry. [ Chuckles ] - Oh ! 866 00:53:57,650 --> 00:54:00,237 - Uh, yes-- - Excuse me. 867 00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:03,198 - You got another one. Wow ! - [Darcy] Thanks. 868 00:54:03,281 --> 00:54:05,576 [ Chuckling ] As I was saying, 869 00:54:05,618 --> 00:54:09,289 I know nothing about the products you're going for personally, 870 00:54:09,372 --> 00:54:11,915 but I do believe I can sell anything... 871 00:54:11,999 --> 00:54:14,628 once I know what the buyer's needs are. 872 00:54:14,711 --> 00:54:17,213 And what I'd really like, with your kind indulgence of course, 873 00:54:17,296 --> 00:54:19,548 is to go after that really big fish. 874 00:54:19,631 --> 00:54:21,634 I mean, the one you really wanna land. 875 00:54:21,718 --> 00:54:23,635 I'll learn what I need to know, and I'll reel them in for us. 876 00:54:23,719 --> 00:54:26,554 No, actually, I think l'll reel them in for us. 877 00:54:26,638 --> 00:54:29,519 That is, unless you're going after something in particular yourself. 878 00:54:29,602 --> 00:54:32,521 No. It's just that there're several big fish out there at the moment. 879 00:54:32,604 --> 00:54:35,064 Oh, yeah ? Well, what's your biggest fish ? 880 00:54:35,148 --> 00:54:38,109 To your mind, who's your whale ? 881 00:54:38,193 --> 00:54:40,654 Um, Nike-- women's division ? 882 00:54:40,696 --> 00:54:42,990 You heard they were shopping ? 883 00:54:43,031 --> 00:54:45,074 I got wind of it. 884 00:54:45,158 --> 00:54:47,952 - Amazing. I heard no one knew. - You knew. 885 00:54:47,993 --> 00:54:51,997 - I heard no one else knew. - It's okay if I know what you know. 886 00:54:52,081 --> 00:54:54,168 - We're on the same team. Besides, - Yeah. 887 00:54:54,252 --> 00:54:56,295 I heard someone say once two heads are better than one-- 888 00:54:56,336 --> 00:54:59,799 - Oh, you were listening. - More than you know. 889 00:54:59,882 --> 00:55:02,634 Okay, here's what I heard. 890 00:55:02,717 --> 00:55:05,221 Nike is shopping, quietly. 891 00:55:05,305 --> 00:55:07,973 But if they make a change, it's gonna happen fast. 892 00:55:08,057 --> 00:55:10,266 Now, you know this is a tough one for us to get. 893 00:55:10,350 --> 00:55:12,853 It would be a tough one for anybody to get, but if we got it-- 894 00:55:12,937 --> 00:55:15,147 - That's all we'd need. - I hear you. 895 00:55:16,523 --> 00:55:18,443 So, what do they want exactly ? 896 00:55:19,612 --> 00:55:21,529 They wanna empower women. 897 00:55:23,198 --> 00:55:26,033 - What ? - I'm sorry. 898 00:55:26,075 --> 00:55:28,703 - That won't work. - No, okay. I'm sorry. 899 00:55:28,786 --> 00:55:31,705 - I understand. Go on. - They wanna get in women's heads... 900 00:55:31,747 --> 00:55:34,334 and reach them on a very real level. 901 00:55:34,376 --> 00:55:38,004 Don't take this wrong, but you got jumpy talking about lipstick. 902 00:55:38,045 --> 00:55:42,510 - I know. - Nike is hard-core woman power. 903 00:55:42,593 --> 00:55:45,137 You sure you wanna go after this one ? 904 00:55:45,221 --> 00:55:47,848 You get 'em here in two weeks, I'll be ready. 905 00:55:47,932 --> 00:55:49,850 [ Chuckles ] This guy is kind of exciting. 906 00:55:49,892 --> 00:55:51,852 Hey ! Glad I caught you both. 907 00:55:51,894 --> 00:55:54,687 - You got a minute ? - Sure. 908 00:55:54,729 --> 00:55:57,816 I want you to look at these boards for U.S. Air before they come by. 909 00:55:57,899 --> 00:56:01,027 - Right. - lt feels like something's missing. 910 00:56:01,068 --> 00:56:03,071 Hmm. I don't like the graphics. 911 00:56:03,113 --> 00:56:05,323 Feels a bit parochial. 912 00:56:05,406 --> 00:56:07,327 Maybe it should be in black and white. 913 00:56:07,410 --> 00:56:11,206 - What do you think, Nick ? - I don't know who you've had, 914 00:56:11,248 --> 00:56:13,791 but, I don't know, it seems kind of-- 915 00:56:13,875 --> 00:56:16,251 What's the word ? Parochial to me. 916 00:56:16,293 --> 00:56:18,588 Um, what do you think, Darcy ? 917 00:56:18,630 --> 00:56:21,382 I totally agree, especially about the graphics. 918 00:56:21,465 --> 00:56:24,009 They're parochial. It's so funny you just said that. 919 00:56:24,092 --> 00:56:26,012 Yeah ? 920 00:56:26,094 --> 00:56:29,306 Why don't you get them to try it in black and white ? 921 00:56:29,390 --> 00:56:31,351 Might punch it up a little. 922 00:56:32,478 --> 00:56:34,563 What ? Did you say something ? 923 00:56:36,106 --> 00:56:39,944 No. I just swear I was thinking the exact same thing. 924 00:56:39,985 --> 00:56:42,237 [ Weak Chuckle ] Were you ? 925 00:56:44,072 --> 00:56:46,700 Black and white could really help. Good idea, Nick. 926 00:56:46,783 --> 00:56:48,951 Good idea, Nick ? Speak up. Quick. 927 00:56:49,035 --> 00:56:51,079 - Say something before he leaves. - Uh, Dan ? 928 00:56:51,162 --> 00:56:55,585 Want me to look at the boards ? Once they have a stab, give me a buzz. 929 00:56:55,626 --> 00:56:57,754 - I will. Thanks, buddy. - Dan ? 930 00:56:57,795 --> 00:57:01,299 ln case they find Nick's idea too retro, which they might-- 931 00:57:01,383 --> 00:57:03,926 -Oh, yeah. -they may think it's old-fashioned-- 932 00:57:04,009 --> 00:57:08,306 I'd be ready with some-- maybe a dot com kind of thing ? 933 00:57:08,389 --> 00:57:12,476 Maybe there's something about getting on-line at the airport. 934 00:57:12,559 --> 00:57:14,769 No, I think we're fine, really. Really, we're good. 935 00:57:14,853 --> 00:57:17,397 - I like Nick's fix on this. - Great. 936 00:57:17,480 --> 00:57:19,818 Hey, you wanna come by later ? I got a box of new Cubans, just came in. 937 00:57:19,902 --> 00:57:22,111 - Great. - Cool. 938 00:57:22,153 --> 00:57:24,781 You smoke cigars ? 939 00:57:24,823 --> 00:57:26,908 No. 940 00:57:26,992 --> 00:57:29,118 You know, your office is looking really snazzy. 941 00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:31,496 - I love the red. - Thanks. 942 00:57:31,579 --> 00:57:33,790 Mr. Marshall, your daughter's on line one. 943 00:57:33,873 --> 00:57:37,627 - Oh. I'm sorry. Would you mind-- - Oh. Here you go. 944 00:57:37,669 --> 00:57:41,172 He has a daughter ? Didn't picture that. How old ? 945 00:57:41,255 --> 00:57:43,759 She's 15. She's staying with me while her mom's away. 946 00:57:43,842 --> 00:57:46,804 - He's married ? - Away on her honeymoon. 947 00:57:46,887 --> 00:57:48,848 - Oh. - Alex, hi. 948 00:57:48,931 --> 00:57:50,974 Uh-huh. Oh, sure, honey. No, that's great. 949 00:57:51,057 --> 00:57:53,019 ''Honey'' ? Who are you trying to impress ? 950 00:57:53,102 --> 00:57:55,521 Okay, look, I'm gonna go out with my friends after school. 951 00:57:55,604 --> 00:57:58,481 Then can I bring them back to your place, or will you freak out again ? 952 00:57:58,523 --> 00:58:00,608 No, no, no, no. No problem. Whatever you want. 953 00:58:00,692 --> 00:58:02,652 - What time are you gonna be home ? - Wait for me ! 954 00:58:02,694 --> 00:58:06,532 - I don't know. I gotta go. - 8:00's fine. 955 00:58:06,615 --> 00:58:09,119 l love you too. Bye, sweetie. 956 00:58:10,287 --> 00:58:12,538 Total shocker. He's like a nice guy. 957 00:58:12,621 --> 00:58:16,125 - Sorry, duty calls. - Oh, of course. 958 00:58:16,209 --> 00:58:19,962 - She's 15 ? - Yeah. Got a boyfriend that's 1 8. 959 00:58:20,045 --> 00:58:22,173 - And you hate that, right ? - [ Groans ] Hate it. 960 00:58:22,256 --> 00:58:25,551 Yeah. But she digs him, and he's invited her to the prom. 961 00:58:25,593 --> 00:58:29,389 - That's a big deal, I guess. - The prom is about the dress. 962 00:58:29,430 --> 00:58:31,517 - You know that, right ? Oh, yeah. - Is it ? 963 00:58:31,600 --> 00:58:34,936 Once you got the dress handled, it's all downhill from there. 964 00:58:35,021 --> 00:58:38,649 This feels like a date. Why did I go into all that ? He needs to go. 965 00:58:38,732 --> 00:58:40,858 Well, I'm out of here. 966 00:58:40,900 --> 00:58:43,237 Do some research downtown, get inside women's heads. 967 00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:46,031 - Well, if you need any help-- - I'll be picking your brain. 968 00:58:46,114 --> 00:58:48,324 - You got it. - I'll take it. 969 00:58:49,576 --> 00:58:52,412 Oh, God. Candy. 970 00:58:52,495 --> 00:58:55,038 She won't last a month. 971 00:58:55,122 --> 00:58:57,878 Oh, I like that one, but it says you can't wear it if you have hips. 972 00:58:57,920 --> 00:59:01,464 -That one's cute. -It's low-cut. I can't wear low-cut. 973 00:59:01,547 --> 00:59:03,841 - [Nick Knocking At Door]Alex ? - It's open. 974 00:59:06,594 --> 00:59:09,221 What? Say something. 975 00:59:09,305 --> 00:59:13,100 Uh, hi. I'm Alex's dad, Nick. 976 00:59:13,141 --> 00:59:15,185 - Hi. - Hi. 977 00:59:15,269 --> 00:59:18,229 - Deadbeat. - Mr. No-Food-in-the-House. 978 00:59:18,271 --> 00:59:20,442 [Girl#2 Thinking] Forgot her birthday. 979 00:59:20,525 --> 00:59:22,903 Why is he just standing there ? 980 00:59:22,945 --> 00:59:25,280 Oh, I-I just wanted to let you know that I was home... 981 00:59:25,321 --> 00:59:29,284 and that I got sort of a date later on tonight, so I'm going out. 982 00:59:29,367 --> 00:59:31,744 But I'll be home early. Hey, why don't you guys order a pizza ? 983 00:59:31,786 --> 00:59:33,747 There's not a scrap of food in the joint. 984 00:59:33,789 --> 00:59:37,625 I also wanted to know if maybe you and I could go out on a date soon ? 985 00:59:37,667 --> 00:59:40,085 I'd like to take you shopping for a prom dress. 986 00:59:40,127 --> 00:59:42,171 Oh, that is so sweet. 987 00:59:42,254 --> 00:59:44,884 I wish my dad would do something like that. 988 00:59:44,968 --> 00:59:47,637 - [Girl#1 Thinking] I love him. - [Alex] I don't get it. 989 00:59:47,721 --> 00:59:49,638 First, you throw Cameron out. 990 00:59:49,722 --> 00:59:52,183 Now you wanna take me shopping so I can go to the prom with him ? 991 00:59:52,266 --> 00:59:56,604 I overreacted, and I just wanna make up for it by taking you shopping. 992 00:59:56,646 --> 00:59:59,273 I mean, it's a pretty important thing, you know ? 993 00:59:59,356 --> 01:00:02,234 They say it's all downhill after the dress. 994 01:00:02,318 --> 01:00:04,235 He must be stoned. Fine. 995 01:00:04,319 --> 01:00:07,947 I'll get the most expensive dress, shoes, makeup. He can afford it. 996 01:00:08,030 --> 01:00:10,619 And what the hell. Let's go crazy. 997 01:00:10,703 --> 01:00:13,496 While we're at it, we'll get you new makeup, shoes, the works. 998 01:00:13,580 --> 01:00:16,833 - What do you say ? - Fine, whatever. 999 01:00:16,917 --> 01:00:19,502 Whatever meaning ''yes.'' Yes ? 1000 01:00:19,585 --> 01:00:21,629 Yes. 1001 01:00:21,671 --> 01:00:25,133 Great. Nice to have met you two. I hope to see you again soon. 1002 01:00:25,216 --> 01:00:26,926 - Definitely. - Bye, Mr. Marshall. 1003 01:00:27,009 --> 01:00:28,970 - Love the apartment. - Great view. 1004 01:00:29,053 --> 01:00:31,889 Thank you. Oh, okay. 1005 01:00:44,318 --> 01:00:47,864 I gotta tell ya, I'm not usually like this on a first date. 1006 01:00:47,947 --> 01:00:50,742 It's just... you've been so amazing all night. 1007 01:00:50,784 --> 01:00:52,743 - You've been so sensitive... - Oh, well-- 1008 01:00:52,785 --> 01:00:54,746 and so understanding and-- 1009 01:00:54,787 --> 01:00:56,624 Hey. 1010 01:00:59,668 --> 01:01:02,463 - You wanna come up ? - Oh, yeah. 1011 01:01:02,505 --> 01:01:05,466 I can't believe I asked him up. Am I ready for him to come up ? 1012 01:01:05,508 --> 01:01:07,594 If I sleep with him, he'll think I'm a slut and never call me again. 1013 01:01:07,635 --> 01:01:11,305 Or he'll call me all the time 'cause he'll think he can get it whenever. 1014 01:01:11,388 --> 01:01:14,391 Oh, what's the difference ? He's so incredible ! 1015 01:01:14,474 --> 01:01:17,311 He reminds me of my sister. 1016 01:01:17,352 --> 01:01:19,813 - So, what do you think ? - Well, I-- 1017 01:01:19,855 --> 01:01:22,443 I'll only come up if you really want me to. 1018 01:01:22,527 --> 01:01:25,320 I don't want you to do anything you're not ready for. 1019 01:01:25,404 --> 01:01:27,822 - I can wait. - [ Squeals ] 1020 01:01:27,864 --> 01:01:31,826 - Oh, he's got a great body. 1021 01:01:31,868 --> 01:01:33,828 But-- Whoa ! 1022 01:01:33,870 --> 01:01:36,873 What's with the tongue ? I'm gonna need the Heimlich maneuver. 1023 01:01:36,957 --> 01:01:38,875 Thank you. 1024 01:01:38,958 --> 01:01:41,502 Ooh. 1025 01:01:41,586 --> 01:01:44,673 - Ouch ! Right, they're attached. - I'm sorry. 1026 01:01:46,217 --> 01:01:48,803 Oh ! Now we're talkin'. 1027 01:01:48,886 --> 01:01:52,682 Uh-huh. Oh. 1028 01:01:52,724 --> 01:01:54,683 Okay. Lied about the grande. 1029 01:01:54,767 --> 01:01:56,810 [ Groans ] 1030 01:01:56,893 --> 01:01:59,731 Would you mind if we had the lights on, maybe ? 1031 01:01:59,814 --> 01:02:02,399 - No, you want the light on ? - Yeah, it might help. 1032 01:02:02,482 --> 01:02:05,026 Okay, if it'll help. 1033 01:02:05,109 --> 01:02:07,363 God, I hope he's better with the light on. 1034 01:02:10,075 --> 01:02:12,995 He's so all over the place. Just do it so I can start faking it. 1035 01:02:16,623 --> 01:02:18,541 Is Britney Spears on Leno tonight ? 1036 01:02:18,624 --> 01:02:20,544 [ Panting ] 1037 01:02:20,627 --> 01:02:22,670 - You okay ? - Well-- 1038 01:02:22,712 --> 01:02:24,839 Yeah, I'm just fine. 1039 01:02:29,301 --> 01:02:32,971 What-- What happened ? 1040 01:02:33,054 --> 01:02:35,435 Shaking-- 1041 01:02:35,518 --> 01:02:37,436 [ Groans ] 1042 01:02:38,854 --> 01:02:40,772 Okay. All right. 1043 01:02:40,855 --> 01:02:44,026 Now, let's pull this together, buddy. 1044 01:02:44,067 --> 01:02:46,570 I mean, this is what we do. 1045 01:02:48,404 --> 01:02:50,366 - You okay ? - Yeah. 1046 01:02:50,407 --> 01:02:52,367 Just regrouping. 1047 01:02:52,409 --> 01:02:54,536 - [ Chuckling ] - Lola ? 1048 01:02:54,619 --> 01:02:57,581 - I can do this better. - Wanna bet ? 1049 01:02:59,542 --> 01:03:01,461 Yeah. 1050 01:03:01,544 --> 01:03:03,629 [Train Passing By] 1051 01:03:07,175 --> 01:03:09,843 [Moaning] 1052 01:03:09,927 --> 01:03:13,055 Amazing ! Amazing. 1053 01:03:13,138 --> 01:03:15,224 Oh ! It was like... 1054 01:03:15,266 --> 01:03:18,978 you were more inside of me than anybody ever ! 1055 01:03:19,061 --> 01:03:21,438 - [ Panting ] - Well, thanks, doll. 1056 01:03:21,521 --> 01:03:24,985 - I tried. - No, no. 1057 01:03:25,068 --> 01:03:27,571 - I mean, more inside my head. - Oh. 1058 01:03:27,654 --> 01:03:31,324 Like, you knew what I wanted and how I wanted it. 1059 01:03:33,035 --> 01:03:37,497 We connected in a way that was beyond-- 1060 01:03:37,581 --> 01:03:39,540 beyond-- 1061 01:03:39,623 --> 01:03:42,376 Oh, my heart ! 1062 01:03:42,460 --> 01:03:45,504 My heart is beating so hard. 1063 01:03:45,587 --> 01:03:47,968 [ Thinking ] Who would've thought ? Slow starter, 1064 01:03:48,051 --> 01:03:50,595 then turns out to be a genius in bed. 1065 01:03:50,678 --> 01:03:55,350 Ladies and gentlemen, Nick Marshall is a sex god ! 1066 01:03:55,433 --> 01:03:57,726 Oh, yeah. 1067 01:04:11,700 --> 01:04:14,535 - [ Women's Voices Thinking ] 1068 01:04:28,841 --> 01:04:31,970 - [ Voices Overlapping ] 1069 01:04:51,572 --> 01:04:54,784 - [ Elevator Bell Dings ] 1070 01:05:03,628 --> 01:05:06,213 - Living life. 1071 01:05:06,297 --> 01:05:09,216 - Life. Livin' it. 1072 01:05:09,258 --> 01:05:11,969 - Ooh. That's good. 1073 01:05:12,053 --> 01:05:14,012 - [ Bell Dings ] 1074 01:05:20,852 --> 01:05:23,857 - [ Thinking, Indistinct ] 1075 01:05:34,742 --> 01:05:36,704 Ha ! I love it. 1076 01:05:36,745 --> 01:05:39,122 - [KnockingAt Door] 1077 01:05:44,127 --> 01:05:46,629 - [Dan] I know. I know. 1078 01:05:46,712 --> 01:05:50,426 - Wait a minute. 1079 01:05:59,893 --> 01:06:03,563 - No, it's great. 1080 01:06:05,691 --> 01:06:08,694 [ All Laughing ] 1081 01:06:08,777 --> 01:06:11,320 Okay, that was a-- One more. Time for one more. 1082 01:06:11,406 --> 01:06:13,910 Okay, you know why guys like doing it in front of the mirror ? 1083 01:06:13,951 --> 01:06:17,537 - Why ? - Objects may appear larger. 1084 01:06:18,830 --> 01:06:21,958 - That's a good one. Anyway. - Oh, that's a good one. 1085 01:06:22,041 --> 01:06:24,419 I heard that in the beauty shop this morning. 1086 01:06:24,461 --> 01:06:26,879 - But seriously. Dee ? - Huh ? 1087 01:06:26,962 --> 01:06:30,216 That other thing we were talking about before. 1088 01:06:30,299 --> 01:06:33,051 Come on. I mean, he can't just ignore you all night, 1089 01:06:33,135 --> 01:06:35,096 stay glued to the TV like some zombie... 1090 01:06:35,138 --> 01:06:37,350 and then expect you to turn it on like a lightbulb. 1091 01:06:37,433 --> 01:06:39,685 I mean, I wouldn't put up with that. 1092 01:06:39,769 --> 01:06:42,647 I mean, you're either interesting or you're not. 1093 01:06:42,730 --> 01:06:44,690 Ask him to decide. 1094 01:06:44,773 --> 01:06:46,734 - Can I write that down ? - All right. 1095 01:06:46,817 --> 01:06:50,613 I'm either interesting or I'm not. He'll shit a brick. 1096 01:06:51,863 --> 01:06:54,448 Hmm. What if he says I'm not ? 1097 01:06:55,867 --> 01:06:58,203 He won't say that you're not. 1098 01:06:59,662 --> 01:07:01,874 Trust me. 1099 01:07:01,958 --> 01:07:04,002 Okay, I did it. 1100 01:07:04,086 --> 01:07:07,422 I told Chaim I wasn't moving to Israel. 1101 01:07:07,505 --> 01:07:09,924 Yeah, good. And ? 1102 01:07:10,007 --> 01:07:11,927 I said what you said. He can be a writer anywhere. 1103 01:07:12,010 --> 01:07:14,720 If I'm going to be in advertising, I need to be here and not there. 1104 01:07:14,804 --> 01:07:16,722 [ Whistles ] And then he said ? 1105 01:07:16,805 --> 01:07:18,725 - I don't know. It was in Hebrew. - Ooh. 1106 01:07:18,808 --> 01:07:21,310 But I don't think it was, ''You got it. See you next Tuesday.'' 1107 01:07:21,393 --> 01:07:24,982 I don't know. I'd wait it out. He'll call you. 1108 01:07:25,065 --> 01:07:27,359 I can't. I better call him back. 1109 01:07:27,443 --> 01:07:31,404 Be strong. He will call you. 1110 01:07:31,488 --> 01:07:34,991 Well, girls, been nice chattin'. I gotta get back to work. 1111 01:07:35,033 --> 01:07:37,661 [ All Chattering ] 1112 01:07:37,744 --> 01:07:40,080 - Can I make you a sandwich ? - No, l'm cool. 1113 01:07:40,164 --> 01:07:42,332 Really. 1114 01:07:42,373 --> 01:07:46,544 But thank you, anyway. This was fun. 1115 01:07:46,627 --> 01:07:49,257 [ All ] Aww ! 1116 01:07:49,382 --> 01:07:53,010 [ Thinking ] Huh. This is good. 1117 01:07:53,093 --> 01:07:55,055 More insightful than I would've thought. 1118 01:07:56,514 --> 01:07:59,225 This line doesn't feel exactly right. 1119 01:07:59,308 --> 01:08:02,312 If you're thinking that line isn't perfect, I agree. It needs work. 1120 01:08:02,395 --> 01:08:04,772 There's something not exactly right about it, isn't there ? 1121 01:08:04,855 --> 01:08:09,527 I mean, it's not bad. It's insightful, actually. It's just-- 1122 01:08:09,610 --> 01:08:11,987 Well, what do you think this woman's thinking ? 1123 01:08:12,029 --> 01:08:14,116 Uh, well, I-- 1124 01:08:15,784 --> 01:08:17,703 Let's see. 1125 01:08:17,787 --> 01:08:20,914 Uh, she's thinking about what she wants out of life. 1126 01:08:20,998 --> 01:08:24,001 What's she gonna accomplish ? How's she gonna do all that ? 1127 01:08:24,043 --> 01:08:26,586 Women, you know, they think about that a lot. 1128 01:08:26,669 --> 01:08:28,588 I mean, surprisingly a lot. 1129 01:08:28,672 --> 01:08:31,508 They worry all the time about everything. 1130 01:08:31,550 --> 01:08:34,552 You're so right. How do you know that ? 1131 01:08:34,594 --> 01:08:36,553 Well, you know, even I had a mother. 1132 01:08:36,595 --> 01:08:39,642 [ Chuckles ] Well-- 1133 01:08:39,725 --> 01:08:42,562 So maybe running gives her time off from all of that. 1134 01:08:42,645 --> 01:08:46,274 It gives her something she can't get anyplace else. Look at her. 1135 01:08:46,357 --> 01:08:48,525 God. I want to be her. 1136 01:08:48,567 --> 01:08:51,069 She looks so free, doesn't she ? 1137 01:08:51,111 --> 01:08:53,239 No one's judging her, no boss to worry about, 1138 01:08:53,322 --> 01:08:56,241 no guys to worry about, no games to figure her way through. 1139 01:08:56,283 --> 01:08:58,868 I like that. No games. That's good. 1140 01:08:58,951 --> 01:09:02,082 That'd be nice in life, wouldn't it ? 1141 01:09:02,165 --> 01:09:04,376 Okay, can I just think for one second ? 1142 01:09:04,459 --> 01:09:06,419 - Take your time. - Okay. 1143 01:09:06,460 --> 01:09:08,838 Okay. 1144 01:09:08,921 --> 01:09:11,716 No games. How do I get that in ? 1145 01:09:11,758 --> 01:09:14,761 She's running. lt's early, it's quiet. 1146 01:09:14,803 --> 01:09:17,263 Just the sound of her feet on the asphalt. 1147 01:09:17,305 --> 01:09:20,557 She likes to run alone. No pressure, no stress. 1148 01:09:20,599 --> 01:09:24,478 This is the one place she can be herself. 1149 01:09:24,561 --> 01:09:28,233 Look any way she wants, dress, think any way she wants. 1150 01:09:28,275 --> 01:09:31,278 No gameplaying, no rules. Games, sports, rules. 1151 01:09:31,320 --> 01:09:34,405 Games, sports, rules. Playing by the rules. 1152 01:09:34,447 --> 01:09:36,784 Playing games versus playing-- 1153 01:09:36,867 --> 01:09:40,787 Playing by the rules. Playing games versus playing-- 1154 01:09:40,871 --> 01:09:44,333 - Why are you nodding ? - Because you're onto something. 1155 01:09:44,416 --> 01:09:46,334 - Am I ? - Aren't you ? 1156 01:09:46,417 --> 01:09:49,211 Well, I was thinking about a play on words. 1157 01:09:49,297 --> 01:09:51,216 Something about games versus-- 1158 01:09:53,009 --> 01:09:54,969 I feel like I was onto something good. 1159 01:09:55,011 --> 01:09:56,637 - Playing games versus playing-- - Sports ? 1160 01:09:56,720 --> 01:09:59,141 Yes ! Thank you. Do you like any of this ? 1161 01:09:59,224 --> 01:10:02,643 A lot. I like the idea that you can be yourself on the road. 1162 01:10:02,727 --> 01:10:05,438 I do too. Did I say that out loud ? 1163 01:10:05,480 --> 01:10:07,272 [ Stammering ] No, I was just-- 1164 01:10:07,356 --> 01:10:09,358 'Cause I was circling around the exact same thing, 1165 01:10:09,441 --> 01:10:12,152 -which is great, we're on the same-- -Yeah. 1166 01:10:12,235 --> 01:10:15,783 Sorry, I'm not thinking straight. My glands may be swollen. 1167 01:10:15,866 --> 01:10:19,160 Maybe they should be more swollen. You're doing great. Nike. No games. 1168 01:10:19,244 --> 01:10:21,329 Just sports. 1169 01:10:21,413 --> 01:10:23,957 - Oh. - You should write that down. 1170 01:10:24,041 --> 01:10:26,167 All right. 1171 01:10:26,250 --> 01:10:28,379 Did he come up with that, or did I ? 1172 01:10:32,173 --> 01:10:34,176 Boy, can I be-- 1173 01:10:36,010 --> 01:10:38,014 What ? 1174 01:10:38,056 --> 01:10:40,516 Uh, well, can I be honest with you ? 1175 01:10:41,893 --> 01:10:43,853 Please do. 1176 01:10:43,894 --> 01:10:46,689 Before I came here, I heard you were a tough, chauvinistic prick. 1177 01:10:46,771 --> 01:10:48,858 I didn't know you were gonna be that honest. 1178 01:10:48,942 --> 01:10:51,360 - Sorry. I'm-- Sorry. - No, that's all right. 1179 01:10:51,402 --> 01:10:54,404 No, that's okay. You must have looked so forward to meeting me. 1180 01:10:54,487 --> 01:10:57,908 I was dreading it. I had this whole other person built up in my mind. 1181 01:10:57,991 --> 01:11:01,827 Well, since we're sharing, I heard a few things about you too. 1182 01:11:01,869 --> 01:11:06,418 Yes, I'm sure. I'm the ''man-eating bitch Darth Vader'' of the ad world. 1183 01:11:06,501 --> 01:11:08,586 Verbatim. 1184 01:11:08,669 --> 01:11:12,173 Really ? All right. Well, nice to meet you. 1185 01:11:12,256 --> 01:11:14,592 That's not who I am at all. 1186 01:11:16,051 --> 01:11:19,181 Just for the record, I don't think that's who you are. 1187 01:11:19,264 --> 01:11:21,223 I don't. 1188 01:11:21,265 --> 01:11:24,184 Thank you. I appreciate that. 1189 01:11:28,024 --> 01:11:31,067 See, no games equals embarrassing moment. 1190 01:11:31,151 --> 01:11:33,571 Don't fall for a guy at work. Don't fall for a guy at work. 1191 01:11:33,655 --> 01:11:35,864 - Don't fall for a guy at work. - Why ? 1192 01:11:35,906 --> 01:11:38,199 Why what ? 1193 01:11:38,241 --> 01:11:41,244 Why won't-- Why don't I just work on these storyboards... 1194 01:11:41,286 --> 01:11:44,373 and then bring them back around to you tomorrow if you're free. 1195 01:11:44,414 --> 01:11:46,374 I'm free. Just call me anytime. 1196 01:11:46,415 --> 01:11:49,043 l'm flirting. What's wrong with me ? 1197 01:11:49,085 --> 01:11:51,631 God ! I just looked at his penis. I hope he didn't see me. 1198 01:11:53,215 --> 01:11:56,594 Oh, shit ! I just looked at it again ! Stop it ! 1199 01:11:56,678 --> 01:12:00,097 - Are you all right ? - Fine. I got something in my eye. 1200 01:12:00,139 --> 01:12:02,642 Allright, um-- So, great. 1201 01:12:02,726 --> 01:12:06,395 So tomorrow will be-- That'll be great. I'll see you then. 1202 01:12:06,479 --> 01:12:09,399 - Uh, good work by the way. - You too. 1203 01:12:09,440 --> 01:12:12,401 - You sure you're all right ? - Yeah, I'm fine. 1204 01:13:23,474 --> 01:13:25,935 - Are you laughing at me ? 1205 01:13:25,977 --> 01:13:28,565 - Yeah. - Good. 1206 01:13:28,648 --> 01:13:30,649 I didn't think anyone else was still here. 1207 01:13:30,733 --> 01:13:33,985 - I didn't know anyone was here. - What time is it ? 1208 01:13:34,069 --> 01:13:35,988 It's after 1 0:00. 1209 01:13:36,072 --> 01:13:38,240 - I didn't realize it was so late. - [ Thinking ] I feel so alone. 1210 01:13:38,323 --> 01:13:41,367 Um-- I didn't catch that. Sorry ? 1211 01:13:41,451 --> 01:13:43,954 - I didn't realize how late it was. - And I'm glad you're here. 1212 01:13:44,038 --> 01:13:47,124 I'm stuck. I feel so alone. 1213 01:13:47,207 --> 01:13:50,669 - You want a hand with this ? - No, thanks. I'm okay. 1214 01:13:50,752 --> 01:13:52,964 Yeah, I'm not buying it. What's going on ? 1215 01:13:53,048 --> 01:13:56,133 Well, I have an early meeting tomorrow with Dan, 1216 01:13:56,217 --> 01:13:59,345 and I wanted to make it later so I could be more prepared. 1217 01:13:59,429 --> 01:14:02,557 But then you slipped in there and took the only time he had left, 1218 01:14:02,640 --> 01:14:05,560 which left me with 8:15 tomorrow morning. 1219 01:14:05,644 --> 01:14:07,561 It's fine. I'm just not as ready as I wish I was. 1220 01:14:07,645 --> 01:14:10,647 - Sorry. - You didn't do it on purpose. 1221 01:14:10,730 --> 01:14:12,650 [Coughs] 1222 01:14:12,734 --> 01:14:15,068 I just don't want him to be disappointed. 1223 01:14:15,152 --> 01:14:17,405 Hey, why don't we go through some of these together ? 1224 01:14:17,489 --> 01:14:20,034 - Really ? - I insist. 1225 01:14:20,118 --> 01:14:22,536 - Unless you're too tired. - Oh, no. 1226 01:14:22,619 --> 01:14:25,663 - I'm not tired. - Yeah, I can see that. 1227 01:14:28,209 --> 01:14:30,377 It's just so far beyond tired at this point. 1228 01:14:30,460 --> 01:14:33,839 I've basically stopped sleeping ever since I took this job. 1229 01:14:33,922 --> 01:14:36,549 - You have ? - Yeah, it's weird. 1230 01:14:36,633 --> 01:14:39,301 I, um-- [ Thinking ] How do I say this ? 1231 01:14:39,384 --> 01:14:41,348 You don't feel quite like yourself here, do you ? 1232 01:14:41,390 --> 01:14:45,101 No, I don't. Not yet, anyway. 1233 01:14:45,184 --> 01:14:47,269 Boy. 1234 01:14:48,772 --> 01:14:50,815 Plus, I'm mad that I'm getting sick. 1235 01:14:50,898 --> 01:14:52,858 I never, ever get sick. In fact, 1236 01:14:52,942 --> 01:14:54,860 you don't have to sit so close to me if you don't want to. 1237 01:14:54,943 --> 01:14:56,863 No, come here. I'll brave it. 1238 01:14:56,946 --> 01:14:58,864 So, where do we kick off ? 1239 01:14:58,947 --> 01:15:01,616 - Control-top panty hose ? - Okay. 1240 01:15:01,699 --> 01:15:03,869 Personally, I think they do the trick. 1241 01:15:03,953 --> 01:15:06,623 You've worn control-top panty hose ? 1242 01:15:08,374 --> 01:15:10,961 - Did you put a pair in the box ? - Seriously ? 1243 01:15:11,045 --> 01:15:13,380 Oh, yeah. 1244 01:15:13,463 --> 01:15:16,298 - You are full of surprises. - Yeah. 1245 01:15:16,382 --> 01:15:19,469 No, no, no. I mean that as a compliment. I love that. 1246 01:15:19,552 --> 01:15:22,971 - And how did you look in them ? - Ooh. Hot. 1247 01:15:25,016 --> 01:15:28,312 My daughter and her boyfriend walked in, and I got 'em on with-- 1248 01:15:29,731 --> 01:15:32,067 And they said what when they saw you in your panty hose ? 1249 01:15:32,150 --> 01:15:35,778 It was the turquoise Wonderbra they noticed. Then, the nail polish. 1250 01:15:35,861 --> 01:15:37,779 [ Indistinct ] 1251 01:16:01,305 --> 01:16:03,514 [Alex] The dress you picked out is totally hideous. 1252 01:16:03,598 --> 01:16:05,934 - l'm not coming out. - It can't be that bad. Come on out. 1253 01:16:06,975 --> 01:16:08,937 I look like a nun-- an ugly nun. 1254 01:16:08,979 --> 01:16:11,772 Why ? Because it's gray ? Gray is the new black. 1255 01:16:15,735 --> 01:16:18,113 If he says he likes it, I'll die. 1256 01:16:18,197 --> 01:16:20,825 Okay, next. 1257 01:16:20,907 --> 01:16:22,827 This, I love. 1258 01:16:24,578 --> 01:16:26,205 Thank you. Next. 1259 01:17:52,042 --> 01:17:54,379 I think this is the one. 1260 01:17:54,421 --> 01:17:56,381 I like that-- No, I love that. 1261 01:17:56,422 --> 01:17:58,509 Okay, this is it. 1262 01:17:58,592 --> 01:18:00,552 Let me take a look. 1263 01:18:00,593 --> 01:18:02,678 Yes ! I look older. 1264 01:18:02,761 --> 01:18:06,390 This is great. Oh, God, I need boobs. 1265 01:18:06,474 --> 01:18:09,269 Oh, I'll buy a padded bra when he's not around. 1266 01:18:09,352 --> 01:18:12,314 I can't believe this is what I'll be wearing the last night I'm a virgin. 1267 01:18:12,397 --> 01:18:15,316 - Or what I'll be taking off. - [ Yells ] 1268 01:18:18,362 --> 01:18:20,281 - Alex ? - Hmm ? 1269 01:18:20,365 --> 01:18:23,868 I wanna talk to you about something that's pretty important. 1270 01:18:23,909 --> 01:18:25,952 - I've never talked to you about-- - Oh, God. 1271 01:18:26,036 --> 01:18:28,664 He's actually gonna try to be a dad. 1272 01:18:28,747 --> 01:18:30,833 This should be hilarious. 1273 01:18:30,916 --> 01:18:32,792 I realize I haven't been the perfect dad. 1274 01:18:32,875 --> 01:18:35,670 [ Thinking ] Understatement of the century. Can you pass the bread ? 1275 01:18:35,754 --> 01:18:38,799 Yeah, sure, sure. But that does not mean I don't have the right... 1276 01:18:38,881 --> 01:18:41,885 to talk to you about-- about-- 1277 01:18:43,138 --> 01:18:45,640 - [ Clears Throat ] - About ? 1278 01:18:45,724 --> 01:18:48,143 All right. You're a young woman now, 1279 01:18:48,226 --> 01:18:52,730 and you may be flirting with the idea of-of-- 1280 01:18:52,814 --> 01:18:54,898 Having sex ? 1281 01:18:54,982 --> 01:18:57,276 Um, can I get a lemonade, please ? 1282 01:18:57,318 --> 01:19:00,779 Well, you know, boys and girls think very differently about sex. 1283 01:19:00,820 --> 01:19:05,409 My hunch is girls just want guys to like 'em and hang out with 'em. 1284 01:19:05,492 --> 01:19:08,330 Whereas guys-- And not all guys, allright ? 1285 01:19:08,413 --> 01:19:12,417 But most guys, they pretty much just wanna have sex. 1286 01:19:14,169 --> 01:19:16,921 Okay, I'm-- What I'm trying to say here is, 1287 01:19:16,963 --> 01:19:19,215 I don't want you to feel pressured... 1288 01:19:19,299 --> 01:19:22,260 - because your boyfriend's older. - Please. Save it. 1289 01:19:22,344 --> 01:19:25,347 Mom had this talk with me when I was, like, 11. 1290 01:19:25,430 --> 01:19:28,433 You're supposed to have sex when you're in love and it's special. 1291 01:19:30,519 --> 01:19:33,356 And Mom knows me for real and knows my friends and Cameron, 1292 01:19:33,439 --> 01:19:36,317 so let's leave the parental talks up to her, okay ? 1293 01:19:36,401 --> 01:19:39,571 - I promised Cameron I'd do it. - Oh, jeez. 1294 01:19:39,654 --> 01:19:42,490 And also, let's not make me part of this Nick makeover... 1295 01:19:42,573 --> 01:19:44,532 or whatever this new thing you're into is, okay ? 1296 01:19:44,616 --> 01:19:47,370 - What new thing ? - What new thing ? 1297 01:19:47,453 --> 01:19:49,830 This ridiculous new guy you're trying to be. 1298 01:19:49,872 --> 01:19:53,584 Clowning around with me ? Asking if we can make a salad ? 1299 01:19:53,667 --> 01:19:56,004 Watch Friends together ? 1300 01:19:56,088 --> 01:19:58,507 I mean, it's nuts after 15 years of no relating. 1301 01:19:58,590 --> 01:20:00,968 I mean, come on. 1302 01:20:01,010 --> 01:20:03,011 Who are you to talk about relationships anyway ? 1303 01:20:03,094 --> 01:20:07,556 You never had a real relationship with anyone in your entire life. 1304 01:20:07,640 --> 01:20:10,351 Look, l'm supposed to meet my friends. 1305 01:20:10,434 --> 01:20:13,770 - So I'm gonna go, okay ? - Sure. 1306 01:20:13,854 --> 01:20:15,815 Thanks for the dress. 1307 01:20:18,567 --> 01:20:20,530 [Woman Thinking] She didn 't even finish her lunch. 1308 01:20:20,570 --> 01:20:22,615 Johnny-come-lately, giving her advice ? 1309 01:20:22,699 --> 01:20:24,658 - Oh, teenagers. - I think the talk worked. 1310 01:20:24,742 --> 01:20:27,369 - She's totally right. - Move on, dude. It's over. 1311 01:20:27,453 --> 01:20:30,456 [ Groans ] Please. 1312 01:20:32,624 --> 01:20:34,960 Now you've seen how the cake is assembled. 1313 01:20:35,043 --> 01:20:38,255 The next time you admire a wedding cake, you'll be able to appreciate-- 1314 01:20:38,297 --> 01:20:42,424 Wow. It looks so gorgeous. 1315 01:20:44,430 --> 01:20:48,266 - [ Announcer ] Fit, vibrant hair. - Oh. 1316 01:20:48,308 --> 01:20:51,352 I hated being overweight. I always wanted to be thin and pretty... 1317 01:20:51,436 --> 01:20:53,312 and wear cute little clothes. 1318 01:20:53,396 --> 01:20:56,149 lt built and it built, and my health deteriorated. 1319 01:20:56,190 --> 01:20:58,233 And I couldn 't walk and I couldn 't stand... 1320 01:20:58,317 --> 01:21:01,737 to even stand up at the park for ten minutes while my kids played. 1321 01:21:01,820 --> 01:21:05,407 I tried sitting on the swings, and the chains cut my hips and it hurt. 1322 01:21:05,490 --> 01:21:07,953 And I couldn't - I couldn 't run and I couldn 't move. 1323 01:21:07,995 --> 01:21:10,664 And I was tired and I wanted to be a good mom. 1324 01:21:10,748 --> 01:21:12,832 [ Sobbing ] 1325 01:21:12,916 --> 01:21:15,711 - What the hell's wrong with me ? - [Telephone Ringing] 1326 01:21:19,005 --> 01:21:21,508 - Hello ? - [ Thinking ] What am I doing ? 1327 01:21:21,592 --> 01:21:23,510 - [TVShuts Off] - Darcy ? 1328 01:21:23,593 --> 01:21:27,012 How did you know it was me ? I didn't say anything. 1329 01:21:27,054 --> 01:21:29,141 I, uh, just sensed it. 1330 01:21:29,182 --> 01:21:31,561 Shit. I'm such an idiot. I didn't think he'd be there. 1331 01:21:31,644 --> 01:21:35,732 - Excuse me ? - I didn't mean to really call you. 1332 01:21:35,816 --> 01:21:39,235 I had your number here, and I was thinking of you. 1333 01:21:39,318 --> 01:21:41,153 Thinking of calling you. 1334 01:21:43,031 --> 01:21:45,115 Obviously, I did call you. 1335 01:21:45,199 --> 01:21:47,576 Oh, no, that's all right. I, uh-- 1336 01:21:47,660 --> 01:21:49,579 I was thinking about you too. 1337 01:22:10,391 --> 01:22:12,686 Well, here's to another great idea. 1338 01:22:12,728 --> 01:22:14,896 - What, ''Let's meet for a drink'' ? - Yes. 1339 01:22:14,979 --> 01:22:18,065 - Yeah ? - Exactly what I wanted to say. 1340 01:22:18,148 --> 01:22:21,279 Sometimes I think you're a bit of a mind reader. 1341 01:22:21,362 --> 01:22:23,656 But I don't have to be a mind reader with you. 1342 01:22:23,740 --> 01:22:25,657 - Hmm. - You always say what you think. 1343 01:22:25,741 --> 01:22:28,077 - I know. It's a curse. - What-- 1344 01:22:28,160 --> 01:22:30,621 - Are you kidding ? It's a relief-- an enormous relief. 1345 01:22:30,704 --> 01:22:33,374 Do you know how rare that is to actually say what you think ? 1346 01:22:33,416 --> 01:22:38,545 Do you have any idea how rare it is for someone to actually like that ? 1347 01:22:38,586 --> 01:22:42,007 Trust me, this has not been a great thing in my life. 1348 01:22:42,091 --> 01:22:44,011 My ex-husband didn't love me. Let's just put it that way. 1349 01:22:46,095 --> 01:22:48,098 He didn't love you ? 1350 01:22:48,182 --> 01:22:50,099 Did I just say that ? 1351 01:22:50,183 --> 01:22:52,102 Oh, God ! [ Laughs ] 1352 01:22:52,185 --> 01:22:55,063 Um, I meant to say ''it.'' He didn't love it-- 1353 01:22:55,105 --> 01:22:57,064 that I spoke my mind. 1354 01:22:59,275 --> 01:23:02,737 If you wanna know the truth, I'm not sure he did really love me. 1355 01:23:02,779 --> 01:23:05,698 - Ooh. - There's a conversation starter. 1356 01:23:05,781 --> 01:23:09,537 God. A smart person would just get so very drunk now. 1357 01:23:10,872 --> 01:23:12,790 How long were you married ? 1358 01:23:12,873 --> 01:23:14,792 A little less than a year. 1359 01:23:14,874 --> 01:23:17,378 I've been divorced about nine months now. We worked together. 1360 01:23:17,461 --> 01:23:19,421 - You know that, right ? - Oh, yeah. I knew that. 1361 01:23:19,463 --> 01:23:22,423 - I heard it. - Hmm. 1362 01:23:22,465 --> 01:23:26,553 - What was that like ? - It was great in the beginning. 1363 01:23:26,636 --> 01:23:29,930 But it changed. It became competitive. 1364 01:23:29,972 --> 01:23:33,895 Suddenly, the better I did, the worse we did. 1365 01:23:35,313 --> 01:23:37,314 The price I pay for being me. 1366 01:23:37,398 --> 01:23:39,401 - I know that now. No, truly. - [ Chuckles ] 1367 01:23:39,484 --> 01:23:41,402 - Oh. - No, no, it's true. 1368 01:23:44,071 --> 01:23:45,990 Do you wanna know all this about me ? 1369 01:23:46,074 --> 01:23:47,991 Keep going. 1370 01:23:50,161 --> 01:23:53,080 Well, that's why I needed to get out there on my own, 1371 01:23:53,164 --> 01:23:55,582 as scary as it was. 1372 01:23:55,665 --> 01:23:57,586 I mean, not scary, but, um-- 1373 01:23:59,838 --> 01:24:01,966 Well, yeah, I was kind of scared. 1374 01:24:02,008 --> 01:24:05,218 - Why ? - I don't know. 1375 01:24:05,302 --> 01:24:08,013 I guess I wasn't sure I could do the job. 1376 01:24:08,097 --> 01:24:10,056 I mean, I thought I could do it, 1377 01:24:10,139 --> 01:24:13,809 but I'm finding Sloane-Curtis a tougher place than I thought. 1378 01:24:15,520 --> 01:24:17,813 I'm sorry. 1379 01:24:17,855 --> 01:24:20,315 - I know you were up for my job. - No. 1380 01:24:20,357 --> 01:24:24,572 - I'm sorry I'm the one that got it. - I'm-I'm not. I'm not. 1381 01:24:24,655 --> 01:24:28,200 - I've learned a lot from you. - Like what ? 1382 01:24:28,283 --> 01:24:30,829 Like what ? For starters, you really love what you do. 1383 01:24:30,870 --> 01:24:33,330 - You really love what you do. - Not as much as you do. 1384 01:24:33,372 --> 01:24:35,498 How can you say that ? You're so great at it. 1385 01:24:35,540 --> 01:24:37,752 You're so great at it. 1386 01:24:37,835 --> 01:24:42,630 I think Dan's even wondering why he hired me. Really. 1387 01:24:42,713 --> 01:24:45,261 I think the bloom is definitely off the rose. 1388 01:24:47,471 --> 01:24:49,513 You wanna hear something really great ? 1389 01:24:49,555 --> 01:24:51,517 Yeah. 1390 01:24:51,558 --> 01:24:54,602 I just closed escrow on my first apartment ever. 1391 01:24:54,686 --> 01:24:56,854 Finally, I own my own place. 1392 01:24:59,232 --> 01:25:03,111 - What? I wish I was a mind reader. - No. 1393 01:25:04,486 --> 01:25:06,447 I was just thinking... 1394 01:25:09,744 --> 01:25:11,661 how men like me can get so screwed up. 1395 01:25:14,082 --> 01:25:16,041 I don't think there are men like you. 1396 01:25:17,585 --> 01:25:19,919 If we kissed, would it ruin everything ? 1397 01:25:22,672 --> 01:25:25,509 Listen to me. 1398 01:25:25,592 --> 01:25:28,345 I think... 1399 01:25:28,429 --> 01:25:30,972 you are one of the great women. 1400 01:25:31,055 --> 01:25:32,973 I really do. 1401 01:25:40,357 --> 01:25:43,195 I'm sorry. 1402 01:25:43,278 --> 01:25:45,863 But I just meant to say thank you. 1403 01:25:47,447 --> 01:25:49,409 I'm so sorry. 1404 01:26:21,440 --> 01:26:23,986 Well, I, uh, guess I'll see you... 1405 01:26:24,069 --> 01:26:27,615 in, let's see, three and a half hours. 1406 01:26:31,034 --> 01:26:33,204 Nick, may I just say... 1407 01:26:33,288 --> 01:26:35,456 you are an exceptionally great kisser. 1408 01:26:37,750 --> 01:26:40,086 No, I mean really, really great. 1409 01:26:40,169 --> 01:26:44,297 Well, I haven't had this much fun making out since-- 1410 01:26:47,428 --> 01:26:49,763 I've never had this much fun making out. 1411 01:26:49,846 --> 01:26:52,641 Me either. 1412 01:26:52,683 --> 01:26:55,144 - Don't let this get weird at work ? - No. 1413 01:26:55,185 --> 01:26:57,896 We have nothing to be embarrassed about. 1414 01:26:57,979 --> 01:27:01,858 We made out. You and I made out. 1415 01:27:03,443 --> 01:27:06,863 - And if I may, it was-- - Sexy as hell. 1416 01:27:08,071 --> 01:27:11,077 God. That's just what I was about to say. 1417 01:27:11,160 --> 01:27:13,454 But I think I said it first, I think. 1418 01:27:13,538 --> 01:27:15,455 - Oh, no, you did. - Oh. 1419 01:27:17,542 --> 01:27:19,460 Um, well, all right, then. 1420 01:27:27,384 --> 01:27:30,595 Oh, I'm a grown woman. Just say it. 1421 01:27:30,678 --> 01:27:32,681 Do you want to come back to my place ? 1422 01:27:32,722 --> 01:27:35,185 Say it ! Do you want to come-- 1423 01:27:35,227 --> 01:27:37,103 Good night, Darcy. 1424 01:27:38,188 --> 01:27:40,064 Good night. 1425 01:27:57,498 --> 01:27:59,418 Good night. 1426 01:28:11,930 --> 01:28:13,890 What am I doing ? 1427 01:28:25,612 --> 01:28:27,529 Lola. 1428 01:28:29,282 --> 01:28:32,535 It's okay. Okay. Here he comes. 1429 01:28:32,618 --> 01:28:36,204 - [Lola Muttering, lndistinct] - Lola ? 1430 01:28:36,289 --> 01:28:39,124 I know I haven't heard from you. 1431 01:28:39,166 --> 01:28:42,001 Lola, how long have you been out here ? 1432 01:28:42,085 --> 01:28:44,005 Just a few... hours. 1433 01:28:44,088 --> 01:28:47,007 Nick, you said that you wouldn't hurt me. 1434 01:28:47,048 --> 01:28:49,802 And then you slept with me, and then you didn't call me for six days. 1435 01:28:49,844 --> 01:28:53,598 So that, in the world of me, that's torture. 1436 01:28:53,682 --> 01:28:57,143 I mean, we have this totally unbelievable, life-altering sex, 1437 01:28:57,226 --> 01:28:59,188 and then you just disappear. 1438 01:28:59,229 --> 01:29:01,189 I mean, you-you-you stopped drinking coffee ! 1439 01:29:01,272 --> 01:29:04,191 Lola, I'm so sorry. 1440 01:29:04,274 --> 01:29:06,778 It's okay. 1441 01:29:06,862 --> 01:29:08,988 It's okay, because I figured out your little secret. 1442 01:29:09,030 --> 01:29:11,658 - You did ? - It's so obvious. 1443 01:29:11,742 --> 01:29:13,703 How else would you know the things that you know ? 1444 01:29:13,745 --> 01:29:17,373 - It wasn't obvious to anybody else. - Nick, come on. 1445 01:29:17,456 --> 01:29:20,877 You're so sensitive. You're so aware of my feelings. 1446 01:29:20,960 --> 01:29:23,754 You're so tuned in. 1447 01:29:23,837 --> 01:29:26,297 You talk to me like a woman, you think like a woman. 1448 01:29:26,381 --> 01:29:30,302 Nick ! Come on ! Admit it. You're totally and completely gay. 1449 01:29:31,511 --> 01:29:33,930 - I am ? - You're not ? 1450 01:29:34,013 --> 01:29:37,060 Oh ! I mean, if you're not, you gotta tell me. 1451 01:29:37,143 --> 01:29:40,187 Based on the other night-- Just put me out of my misery. 1452 01:29:40,229 --> 01:29:42,191 Are you or aren't you ? 1453 01:29:42,232 --> 01:29:44,901 Say you're gay. Then l'm not nuts. l'm not undesirable. 1454 01:29:44,984 --> 01:29:49,239 Not rejected by another guy ! Say it ! Say you're gay ! Admit it ! 1455 01:29:49,322 --> 01:29:50,699 Okay. 1456 01:29:58,539 --> 01:30:00,459 I'm gay. 1457 01:30:02,586 --> 01:30:05,048 How gay ? 1458 01:30:05,089 --> 01:30:08,384 Oh ! I'm as gay as it gets. 1459 01:30:12,263 --> 01:30:14,639 You're gonna make some guy very happy someday. 1460 01:30:14,723 --> 01:30:17,391 Oh, from your lips. 1461 01:30:19,269 --> 01:30:21,896 God, I hate that I'm crying. 1462 01:30:21,980 --> 01:30:25,192 Well, look it. 1463 01:30:25,277 --> 01:30:27,403 If things should ever change in that department-- 1464 01:30:27,487 --> 01:30:29,906 - You'll be the first to know. - You promise ? 1465 01:30:29,948 --> 01:30:33,243 Oh, yeah, I promise. Come here. 1466 01:30:48,884 --> 01:30:50,803 Oh, boy. 1467 01:30:55,433 --> 01:30:57,559 -It was very nice meeting you, Nick. -And you. 1468 01:30:57,642 --> 01:30:59,769 Thanks for pep talk, yes ? 1469 01:30:59,852 --> 01:31:01,813 You two just take care of each other. 1470 01:31:01,855 --> 01:31:03,815 - And thanks for the yarmulke. - Oh, no problem. 1471 01:31:03,856 --> 01:31:06,651 - You wear it well, yes ? - Happy trails, kids. 1472 01:31:06,734 --> 01:31:09,613 - Isn't he great ? - Darcy ! 1473 01:31:12,323 --> 01:31:15,077 I need to talk to you. 1474 01:31:15,160 --> 01:31:19,081 Uh-oh, look at him. I knew it. He is weird about it. 1475 01:31:19,165 --> 01:31:22,501 This is not about last night. It's about the Nike meeting. 1476 01:31:22,584 --> 01:31:25,046 And I honestly believe in my gut... 1477 01:31:25,129 --> 01:31:27,256 - that you should make the pitch. - Oh, God. 1478 01:31:27,339 --> 01:31:29,340 -I guilted you into this last night. -No, no. 1479 01:31:29,424 --> 01:31:31,469 - It would be better if you did it. - No, no, no. 1480 01:31:31,510 --> 01:31:33,678 This is your baby. You've gotta do it. 1481 01:31:33,762 --> 01:31:35,847 I gotta go meet and greet these folks. I'll see you in there. 1482 01:31:37,183 --> 01:31:40,145 - It's not my baby. - Yes, it is. 1483 01:31:45,359 --> 01:31:49,320 I predict no one will even know I'm gone until the files start to build. 1484 01:31:49,362 --> 01:31:51,697 It could be days. 1485 01:31:53,950 --> 01:31:55,868 And then someone will finally ask, 1486 01:31:55,951 --> 01:31:57,994 ''Where's the geek in the glasses who carries all the files ?'' 1487 01:32:03,335 --> 01:32:06,671 Do either of you two know what the story is on this Erin girl ? 1488 01:32:06,713 --> 01:32:08,924 - Miss Lonely Hearts ? Who knows ? - Yeah. 1489 01:32:09,007 --> 01:32:11,468 Ooh, I know. She's been here two years. 1490 01:32:11,552 --> 01:32:14,012 She tried to be a copywriter but got turned down. 1491 01:32:14,053 --> 01:32:17,057 - So she got stuck as a messenger. - What fool turned her down ? 1492 01:32:17,140 --> 01:32:20,017 You did, sire. 1493 01:32:20,059 --> 01:32:23,354 Well, did I ever meet with her at least ? 1494 01:32:23,438 --> 01:32:26,193 I don't think so. As I recall, you told me to ''blow her off.'' 1495 01:32:26,276 --> 01:32:28,361 Well, I wanna meet with her now. 1496 01:32:28,402 --> 01:32:30,447 The kid's got something. She's kind of funny. 1497 01:32:30,530 --> 01:32:33,783 This is your lucky day. I just saw the Nike group get off the elevator. 1498 01:32:33,867 --> 01:32:36,620 All women. Your specialty. Come on. I'll walk you up. 1499 01:32:36,703 --> 01:32:39,038 I hate what I'm doing to Darcy. I hate it ! 1500 01:32:39,121 --> 01:32:41,082 I'm gonna write her a long letter, confess everything. 1501 01:32:41,123 --> 01:32:43,083 - You're doing Darcy ? Since when ? - No ! 1502 01:32:43,125 --> 01:32:45,085 I said I hate what I'm doing to Darcy. 1503 01:32:45,127 --> 01:32:47,087 - Men are stupider. It's true. - Will you stop it ? 1504 01:32:47,171 --> 01:32:50,175 - They are. - ''They'' ? Are you a woman now ? 1505 01:32:50,258 --> 01:32:52,928 Oh, I wish. A woman wouldn't have screwed over the woman she loved. 1506 01:32:53,011 --> 01:32:55,431 No, they don't think that way. And another thing. 1507 01:32:55,472 --> 01:32:57,515 - This thing about penis envy. - Yeah. 1508 01:32:57,599 --> 01:32:59,560 Not true. No. They don't envy it. 1509 01:32:59,601 --> 01:33:01,561 Half of'em don't even like it. 1510 01:33:01,603 --> 01:33:03,562 You know who has penis envy ? We do. 1511 01:33:03,604 --> 01:33:05,566 That's why we cheat and screw up and lie, 1512 01:33:05,607 --> 01:33:07,608 because we're all obsessed with our own equipment. 1513 01:33:07,650 --> 01:33:09,611 - You ready ? Okay. - Yeah. 1514 01:33:09,694 --> 01:33:11,612 Thanks. 1515 01:33:13,992 --> 01:33:16,411 [Nick] You don't stand in front of a mirror before a run... 1516 01:33:16,452 --> 01:33:19,831 and wonder what the road will think of your outfit. 1517 01:33:19,914 --> 01:33:24,126 You don't have to listen to its jokes and pretend they're funny. 1518 01:33:25,585 --> 01:33:28,589 lt would not be easier to run if you dressed sexier. 1519 01:33:28,630 --> 01:33:31,633 The road doesn't notice if you're not wearing lipstick. 1520 01:33:31,717 --> 01:33:34,094 lt does not care how old you are. 1521 01:33:34,136 --> 01:33:36,096 You do not feel uncomfortable... 1522 01:33:36,137 --> 01:33:38,100 because you make more money than the road. 1523 01:33:39,476 --> 01:33:42,271 And you can call on the road whenever you feel like it, 1524 01:33:42,313 --> 01:33:44,481 whether it's been a day... 1525 01:33:44,564 --> 01:33:46,857 or even a couple of hours since your last date. 1526 01:33:49,027 --> 01:33:51,779 The only thing the road cares about... 1527 01:33:51,821 --> 01:33:53,781 is that you pay it a visit once in a while. 1528 01:33:54,948 --> 01:33:57,619 Nike. No games. 1529 01:33:57,701 --> 01:33:59,370 Just sports. 1530 01:34:03,334 --> 01:34:06,212 - [Woman Thinking]He nailed it. - They hit a home run. 1531 01:34:06,295 --> 01:34:08,672 [Woman #3 Thinking] Where do we sign ? 1532 01:34:10,466 --> 01:34:13,802 [Frank Sinatra On Stereo] 1533 01:34:27,442 --> 01:34:29,861 [ Singing Along ] 1534 01:34:56,054 --> 01:34:58,599 Why are you not the happiest guy in Chicago right now ? 1535 01:34:58,682 --> 01:35:00,642 You just did so great. 1536 01:35:00,725 --> 01:35:02,978 No, no, I didn't do so great. We did so-- 1537 01:35:03,061 --> 01:35:06,439 No, actually, you did so great. 1538 01:35:06,523 --> 01:35:08,441 - You. - You, me. 1539 01:35:08,525 --> 01:35:10,860 We did great ! 1540 01:35:10,943 --> 01:35:14,530 Will you come with me someplace ? I wanna show you something. 1541 01:35:14,615 --> 01:35:17,077 - I have something I need to finish. - Please ? 1542 01:35:18,703 --> 01:35:20,038 Please. 1543 01:35:32,050 --> 01:35:34,051 Okay. Here you go. 1544 01:35:36,719 --> 01:35:38,681 - Come with me. - All right. 1545 01:35:38,722 --> 01:35:41,852 -Should I close my eyes or anything? -No. 1546 01:35:41,935 --> 01:35:45,981 So, you see those top two floors right there ? 1547 01:35:46,065 --> 01:35:48,692 I do. 1548 01:35:48,733 --> 01:35:51,193 - All mine. - Wow. 1549 01:35:53,322 --> 01:35:55,239 Come here. 1550 01:35:58,867 --> 01:36:00,787 So this is my-- 1551 01:36:14,802 --> 01:36:16,803 living room. 1552 01:36:16,887 --> 01:36:18,806 It's beautiful. 1553 01:36:46,000 --> 01:36:47,960 What are you thinking ? 1554 01:36:50,128 --> 01:36:53,008 You've got that look you have sometimes. 1555 01:36:54,468 --> 01:36:57,763 Yeah ? No. I was just wondering when you get to move in. 1556 01:36:57,847 --> 01:37:00,265 Well, they said two weeks, so-- 1557 01:37:00,349 --> 01:37:03,685 Okay. This is the dining room. 1558 01:37:06,272 --> 01:37:08,940 - The fireplace works. Come here. - Wow. 1559 01:37:10,441 --> 01:37:13,529 I can see elegant parties in here. Waiters with caviar, 1560 01:37:13,612 --> 01:37:16,241 - you in a beautiful gown. - You can see all that ? 1561 01:37:16,324 --> 01:37:19,995 Maybe you're naked and I'm the only guest, but it'd still be elegant. 1562 01:37:20,078 --> 01:37:22,205 Okay. So this is upstairs. 1563 01:37:22,288 --> 01:37:25,833 There's a second bedroom or a future office or whatever. 1564 01:37:27,669 --> 01:37:31,297 - And this is my boudoir. 1565 01:37:34,842 --> 01:37:36,843 Your boudoir comes with pretty decent music. 1566 01:37:36,927 --> 01:37:38,846 It does. 1567 01:37:38,929 --> 01:37:40,849 Where is that coming from ? 1568 01:37:49,608 --> 01:37:51,526 Let's turn up the volume. 1569 01:37:58,366 --> 01:38:00,326 So, where's your bed going ? 1570 01:38:00,368 --> 01:38:03,663 Uh, right... here. 1571 01:38:23,599 --> 01:38:26,020 So, if you had a bed, 1572 01:38:26,061 --> 01:38:28,063 we'd be dancing on it. 1573 01:38:40,160 --> 01:38:42,078 I like it here. 1574 01:38:43,538 --> 01:38:45,998 I like it here too. 1575 01:38:46,081 --> 01:38:49,084 No. I mean, I like it here. 1576 01:38:51,379 --> 01:38:53,215 Oh. 1577 01:39:21,660 --> 01:39:23,747 [Thunder Rumbling] 1578 01:39:25,623 --> 01:39:28,875 [Dan] Believe me, we're as excited as you are. 1579 01:39:28,959 --> 01:39:30,879 - Dan ? I gotta talk to you. - Yeah ? 1580 01:39:30,962 --> 01:39:34,381 He'll be there. Bye. I gotta talk to you too. That was Nike. 1581 01:39:34,465 --> 01:39:36,675 They're gonna announce to the trades that we won the account. 1582 01:39:36,758 --> 01:39:40,637 I gotta hand it to you. You saved my ass. You saved the company's ass. 1583 01:39:40,721 --> 01:39:43,683 Actually, Dan, I had very little to do with saving anybody's ass. 1584 01:39:43,767 --> 01:39:46,312 It's Darcy you should be thanking, that's what I want to talk about. 1585 01:39:46,394 --> 01:39:49,857 Darcy ? Please. I was there. The girl didn't open her mouth. 1586 01:39:49,940 --> 01:39:52,651 Look, I'm a big enough man to admit when I screw up. 1587 01:39:52,735 --> 01:39:55,153 I looked at the marketplace and I panicked. 1588 01:39:55,236 --> 01:39:58,489 Nick, forgive me. I want you to step in here. 1589 01:39:58,572 --> 01:40:01,158 No, no, no, no. Dan, you did the right thing when you hired her. 1590 01:40:01,242 --> 01:40:05,122 I mean, she is the best creative director I have ever seen, bar none. 1591 01:40:05,164 --> 01:40:08,584 - This isn't about-- She's adorable. - Oh, yeah, she is. 1592 01:40:08,668 --> 01:40:11,337 - But this isn't about that ? - No, no. Not like that. No, no. 1593 01:40:11,421 --> 01:40:13,505 Please. Look. 1594 01:40:13,590 --> 01:40:15,716 I've been doing a lot of listening lately. 1595 01:40:17,134 --> 01:40:19,803 And I've decided... I need to take a leave of absence. 1596 01:40:19,886 --> 01:40:22,265 I need to get away from here and get some perspective on things. 1597 01:40:22,348 --> 01:40:25,434 What are you, nuts ? What is this ? What do you mean ? 1598 01:40:25,517 --> 01:40:27,810 This is the biggest account this company has ever landed. 1599 01:40:27,894 --> 01:40:29,815 Do you want me to have nobody running the shop ? 1600 01:40:29,899 --> 01:40:32,484 What are you talking about ? Darcy's here. 1601 01:40:32,567 --> 01:40:35,194 For somebody who listens a lot, you don't hear so well. 1602 01:40:35,278 --> 01:40:37,488 I had a meeting with her today. I sat her down. 1603 01:40:37,572 --> 01:40:39,866 - We had a talk. - Oh, Dan ! You didn't. 1604 01:40:39,949 --> 01:40:42,869 - Tell me you didn't fire her. - She didn't even put up a fight. 1605 01:40:42,953 --> 01:40:45,079 - Oh, Dan, no ! - Hey, she's gone, pal. 1606 01:40:45,162 --> 01:40:47,331 No, no. It's not too late. Look, call her. 1607 01:40:47,415 --> 01:40:49,333 Tell her you need her back, you made a mistake. Hire her back. 1608 01:40:49,416 --> 01:40:51,960 - Hey, calm down. I can't do that. - Why ? 1609 01:40:52,044 --> 01:40:55,465 Because I talked to the board and I told them I don't need her anymore. 1610 01:40:55,549 --> 01:40:57,677 - Oh ! - They offered her a settlement. 1611 01:40:57,719 --> 01:41:00,387 Besides, Nike says they want you. You're what they bought. 1612 01:41:00,471 --> 01:41:02,389 - [ Groans ] - I got a delivery-- Can I-- 1613 01:41:02,473 --> 01:41:04,391 Would you come out for one second ? Let me tell you something. 1614 01:41:04,475 --> 01:41:06,518 My job is to deliver you. 1615 01:41:06,601 --> 01:41:09,646 Dan, Nike bought an idea. It wasn't even mine. 1616 01:41:09,730 --> 01:41:12,608 Every good idea that they loved yesterday came from her. 1617 01:41:12,691 --> 01:41:15,485 And if you don't get Darcy McGuire back in here, and I mean pronto, 1618 01:41:15,568 --> 01:41:17,528 the board is gonna be paying you your settlement. 1619 01:41:17,611 --> 01:41:19,616 This is all about saving your ass, right ? 1620 01:41:19,700 --> 01:41:22,202 Save it. 1621 01:41:29,333 --> 01:41:32,628 Annie, get a hold of Darcy's address and number as quick as possible. 1622 01:41:32,711 --> 01:41:35,756 - Yeah, sure. - Where's the girl in glasses ? 1623 01:41:35,839 --> 01:41:38,050 Erin ? I don't think she's in today. 1624 01:41:44,099 --> 01:41:47,727 - Did she call in sick ? - I don't think so. Didn't show up. 1625 01:41:47,811 --> 01:41:49,730 Oh, where does she live ? 1626 01:41:49,813 --> 01:41:51,857 -Does anyone know where Erin lives ? -[Man] Who's Erin ? 1627 01:41:51,940 --> 01:41:53,900 And then someone will finally ask, 1628 01:41:53,941 --> 01:41:56,654 ''Where's the geek in the glasses who carries all the files ?'' 1629 01:42:05,328 --> 01:42:07,248 [ Whistling ] 1630 01:42:07,332 --> 01:42:09,250 [ Cell Phone Ringing ] 1631 01:42:09,333 --> 01:42:12,169 Hey. Yeah. Did you get a hold of Darcy ? 1632 01:42:12,253 --> 01:42:16,632 No ? Keep trying. And when you get a hold of her, tell her to stay put. 1633 01:42:16,673 --> 01:42:19,551 I'm coming right over. I just have to make a little stop on the way. 1634 01:42:42,867 --> 01:42:44,827 Do you know where this is ? 1635 01:42:57,049 --> 01:42:59,676 Down the alley. 1636 01:43:01,179 --> 01:43:03,097 Just down the alley. 1637 01:43:06,058 --> 01:43:07,977 Thanks. 1638 01:44:18,090 --> 01:44:20,300 - Come on, Erin. Be there. Please-- - [Cat Meows] 1639 01:44:27,015 --> 01:44:28,935 Erin ? 1640 01:44:34,691 --> 01:44:36,611 Hello ? 1641 01:44:52,750 --> 01:44:54,710 [Cat Meows] 1642 01:45:12,730 --> 01:45:14,648 No, no. 1643 01:45:16,274 --> 01:45:18,192 Dear Mom-- [ Continues, Indistinct ] 1644 01:45:22,157 --> 01:45:24,575 - [ Yells ] - [ Screams ] 1645 01:45:27,579 --> 01:45:30,582 Mr. Marshall ! Mr. Marshall ? 1646 01:45:30,623 --> 01:45:32,833 Yes, Erin. Yes, it's me. 1647 01:45:32,917 --> 01:45:34,753 - [ Panting ] - l'm sorry. 1648 01:45:34,795 --> 01:45:38,005 I really did not mean to scare you. Okay ? 1649 01:45:38,089 --> 01:45:40,007 I just wanted to come and see how you are. 1650 01:45:40,090 --> 01:45:42,010 How are you ? 1651 01:45:42,093 --> 01:45:44,764 Mr. Marshall, if you're here because I didn't show up today, I'm sorry. 1652 01:45:44,805 --> 01:45:46,765 I was just about to call. I swear. 1653 01:45:46,807 --> 01:45:49,185 No, I'm not here because you didn't show up for work. 1654 01:45:49,269 --> 01:45:52,479 But I'm here-- Well, I-- 1655 01:45:52,563 --> 01:45:54,939 I bet you're wondering why I am here, huh ? 1656 01:45:56,150 --> 01:45:58,109 As a matter of fact, I was just thinking that. 1657 01:45:58,151 --> 01:46:02,239 I was thinking, ''Why is Mr. Marshall here in my bedroom ?'' 1658 01:46:02,322 --> 01:46:05,742 You were... thinking that just now ? 1659 01:46:06,785 --> 01:46:08,704 Yeah, in my head. 1660 01:46:08,788 --> 01:46:11,958 I must have water in my ears or something. 1661 01:46:12,000 --> 01:46:16,253 But you're, you know, not thinking anything now, are you ? 1662 01:46:17,339 --> 01:46:19,256 I'm thinking a million things. 1663 01:46:19,340 --> 01:46:21,425 Really ? 1664 01:46:21,509 --> 01:46:23,802 Because, you know, usually I can, uh-- 1665 01:46:25,054 --> 01:46:27,514 I can, uh-- 1666 01:46:29,308 --> 01:46:31,310 You are thinking something right this minute ? 1667 01:46:31,394 --> 01:46:35,357 Mr. Marshall, I am thinking that you are crazier than I am. 1668 01:46:41,738 --> 01:46:43,907 I think-- 1669 01:46:43,990 --> 01:46:45,909 I think I lost-- 1670 01:46:48,661 --> 01:46:50,580 It's gone. 1671 01:46:53,208 --> 01:46:55,126 I'm back. 1672 01:46:56,377 --> 01:47:00,342 - I'm back. - Mr. Marshall ? 1673 01:47:00,425 --> 01:47:02,802 Yeah ? 1674 01:47:02,885 --> 01:47:06,429 I'm sorry. Is there something I can maybe do for you ? 1675 01:47:08,725 --> 01:47:10,642 No. 1676 01:47:11,727 --> 01:47:14,437 No, Erin, uh-- 1677 01:47:14,521 --> 01:47:17,399 Actually, I came here to see if I could do something for you. 1678 01:47:19,401 --> 01:47:21,613 - For me ? - Yeah. 1679 01:47:22,948 --> 01:47:24,908 See, the truth is-- 1680 01:47:26,409 --> 01:47:28,327 The truth-- 1681 01:47:30,497 --> 01:47:33,208 Erin, the truth is, 1682 01:47:33,291 --> 01:47:37,379 I'm glad I got here before you did anything to hurt yourself. 1683 01:47:41,883 --> 01:47:44,010 What makes you think that I would, uh, 1684 01:47:44,093 --> 01:47:47,056 do something to hurt myself? 1685 01:47:48,224 --> 01:47:50,142 I just sensed it. 1686 01:47:52,270 --> 01:47:54,188 Really ? 1687 01:47:55,314 --> 01:47:57,273 You could sense that ? 1688 01:48:03,071 --> 01:48:05,573 Well, that's not-- That's not good. 1689 01:48:06,784 --> 01:48:09,077 [Sobbing] 1690 01:48:09,160 --> 01:48:13,375 Yeah. But the real reason I'm here is because-- 1691 01:48:13,458 --> 01:48:16,294 Well, here's the thing. The real reason I'm here is because-- 1692 01:48:16,336 --> 01:48:18,296 As you know we have the Nike account, 1693 01:48:18,379 --> 01:48:20,382 and we have a job opening in our team. 1694 01:48:20,465 --> 01:48:23,718 And Darcy McGuire and I, we were just discussing-- 1695 01:48:23,801 --> 01:48:26,887 really spitballing on who could be great enough to fill that void. 1696 01:48:26,970 --> 01:48:29,098 Suddenly, your name popped into my head, and I remembered... 1697 01:48:29,140 --> 01:48:31,558 that you once applied for a job as a copywriter. 1698 01:48:31,642 --> 01:48:35,189 I thought I'd come down here and see if you were still interested. 1699 01:48:35,273 --> 01:48:37,608 Didn't you try and meet with me a while back ? 1700 01:48:37,649 --> 01:48:42,196 Yeah, I tried, but you were unavailable, and then out of town-- 1701 01:48:42,279 --> 01:48:44,197 Well, now I'm available. 1702 01:48:44,281 --> 01:48:47,117 And as you can plainly see I'm in town, 1703 01:48:47,159 --> 01:48:49,369 so I'm here to take that meeting... 1704 01:48:49,453 --> 01:48:51,287 if you're available. 1705 01:48:54,748 --> 01:48:56,960 I'm available. 1706 01:48:57,002 --> 01:48:59,589 I'm unbelievably available. 1707 01:49:05,845 --> 01:49:07,805 [ Buzzing ] 1708 01:49:16,854 --> 01:49:19,150 [Dialing] 1709 01:49:20,650 --> 01:49:22,863 [ Ringing ] 1710 01:49:28,493 --> 01:49:30,412 [Darcy On Answering Machine] Hi, this is Darcy McGuire. 1711 01:49:30,495 --> 01:49:32,622 l'm not home right now, so please leave a message. 1712 01:49:32,705 --> 01:49:36,834 - I'll get back as soon as I can. - [Beeps] 1713 01:49:36,918 --> 01:49:39,294 Darcy ? Hi, Darcy, it's Nick. 1714 01:49:39,378 --> 01:49:41,756 Uh, l'm standing right outside your place here. 1715 01:49:41,840 --> 01:49:44,258 I sure wish I could find you, get a hold of you. 1716 01:49:44,342 --> 01:49:46,512 Are you all right ? I hope so. 1717 01:49:46,595 --> 01:49:48,932 Anyway, call me when you get this. 1718 01:49:49,015 --> 01:49:52,351 I'm on my cell. Triple five, 1-2-2-6. 1719 01:49:52,393 --> 01:49:54,561 I really need to talk to you. 1720 01:49:54,645 --> 01:49:57,105 Uh-- 1721 01:49:57,189 --> 01:49:59,274 Just making sure you're not there. 1722 01:49:59,358 --> 01:50:02,153 You're not, right ? No, I didn't think so. 1723 01:50:02,236 --> 01:50:05,155 All right, so call me, please. Please. 1724 01:50:05,238 --> 01:50:07,157 Bye. 1725 01:50:29,888 --> 01:50:32,766 [Cell Phone Ringing] 1726 01:50:32,849 --> 01:50:35,062 - Darcy ? - [ Gigi ] No, it's me. 1727 01:50:35,146 --> 01:50:38,190 Gigi ? Uh-- Is everything all right ? 1728 01:50:38,274 --> 01:50:40,859 - Are you back in town already ? - No, not until tomorrow. 1729 01:50:40,943 --> 01:50:44,362 Alex called me three times from a pay phone really upset. 1730 01:50:44,445 --> 01:50:47,741 Then we got disconnected. What's the matter ? Isn't she at the prom ? 1731 01:50:48,909 --> 01:50:50,911 [ Sighs ] The prom. 1732 01:51:13,767 --> 01:51:16,229 Excuse me. Do you know where Alex Marshall is ? 1733 01:51:16,312 --> 01:51:18,439 Little tenth grader ? Brown hair ? About this high ? 1734 01:51:18,522 --> 01:51:21,274 I saw her in the ladies' room. She's been there for, like, an hour. 1735 01:51:26,824 --> 01:51:29,368 Alex, are you in here ? 1736 01:51:29,451 --> 01:51:31,369 [Alex Sobbing] 1737 01:51:33,622 --> 01:51:35,539 Alex, it's me. 1738 01:51:35,623 --> 01:51:37,543 [Scoffs] What are you doing here ? 1739 01:51:37,626 --> 01:51:39,961 Oh, honey, I just-- 1740 01:51:40,003 --> 01:51:41,962 You know, I can't believe that I screwed up. 1741 01:51:42,004 --> 01:51:43,965 I wasn't there when you left for the prom. 1742 01:51:44,007 --> 01:51:48,221 Yeah, well, that's not why l'm in here, so you can just go, okay ? 1743 01:51:48,304 --> 01:51:51,266 Oh, boy, I feel awful. Are you okay ? I mean, I-- 1744 01:51:51,349 --> 01:51:53,350 Come on out. Let me see how you look, at least. 1745 01:51:53,434 --> 01:51:56,436 - Come on. - [Sobbing]I look like crap ! 1746 01:51:56,519 --> 01:51:59,857 I already took my hair out and everything. 1747 01:52:04,944 --> 01:52:06,906 So, you know, what happened ? 1748 01:52:08,782 --> 01:52:10,950 Well, if I told you, you'd just freak out, so-- 1749 01:52:13,038 --> 01:52:14,998 What have you got to lose ? Try me. 1750 01:52:16,875 --> 01:52:19,377 Okay. 1751 01:52:19,460 --> 01:52:23,715 Cameron and his friends, they had this big plan. 1752 01:52:23,798 --> 01:52:27,927 They rented this hotelroom and-and-- 1753 01:52:29,428 --> 01:52:31,347 It was like a suite. 1754 01:52:32,515 --> 01:52:36,270 Basically, I promised him that I was gonna-- 1755 01:52:37,855 --> 01:52:40,106 I can't believe I'm gonna say this to you. [Sniffles] 1756 01:52:41,316 --> 01:52:44,236 I promised him that I was gonna... 1757 01:52:44,319 --> 01:52:46,238 sleep with him after the prom. 1758 01:52:49,825 --> 01:52:51,826 And like an hour ago, 1759 01:52:51,910 --> 01:52:54,246 we were on the dance floor and I said, 1760 01:52:54,329 --> 01:52:57,291 ''I'm sorry, Cameron. You know, I'm just not ready.'' 1761 01:52:57,332 --> 01:52:59,417 Good. Good girl. 1762 01:52:59,500 --> 01:53:02,171 - Dad, come on ! - l'm sorry, l'm sorry. Go on. 1763 01:53:02,254 --> 01:53:04,299 Then he goes, ''Well, the limo, the room and the tux, 1764 01:53:04,383 --> 01:53:07,969 it all cost me 400 bucks. '' 1765 01:53:08,011 --> 01:53:10,137 And I said, ''I'm sorry. I'm just not--'' 1766 01:53:10,179 --> 01:53:14,308 And he cuts me off and he says, 1767 01:53:14,391 --> 01:53:19,980 ''I never should've asked a sophomore to the prom. What a waste.'' 1768 01:53:21,940 --> 01:53:24,152 Then two seconds later, 1769 01:53:24,194 --> 01:53:27,155 he goes and meets up with his old girlfriend... 1770 01:53:27,197 --> 01:53:29,867 and starts making out with her. 1771 01:53:29,950 --> 01:53:32,327 I mean, this disgusting slut with a tongue ring. 1772 01:53:32,368 --> 01:53:35,997 And then they were laughing and-- 1773 01:53:36,039 --> 01:53:37,998 I just can't go out there ever. 1774 01:53:38,040 --> 01:53:40,335 - Oh, honey, l'm so proud of you. - Dad ! 1775 01:53:40,377 --> 01:53:42,962 - What are you doing ? - I'm sorry. I'm-I'm sorry. 1776 01:53:43,046 --> 01:53:46,507 But I am. And believe it or not, 1777 01:53:46,590 --> 01:53:48,886 I know what it's like to be a woman. 1778 01:53:48,970 --> 01:53:53,181 I mean, it's not as easy as it looks. 1779 01:53:53,265 --> 01:53:57,144 You stood up for yourself. You know how ahead of the game you are ? 1780 01:53:57,228 --> 01:54:00,689 Anyway, a guy that treats you like that and talks to you like that, 1781 01:54:00,772 --> 01:54:03,234 - he's not-- - Worth my time. Yes, I know. 1782 01:54:03,276 --> 01:54:07,236 - It's true. He's not. - He's a gameplayer, I hate that. 1783 01:54:10,616 --> 01:54:13,871 You are so much smarter than me. 1784 01:54:20,794 --> 01:54:23,547 And look at you. 1785 01:54:23,588 --> 01:54:26,883 That clown made out with a girl with a tongue ring over you ? 1786 01:54:29,968 --> 01:54:32,721 Honey... 1787 01:54:32,763 --> 01:54:35,015 you look beautiful. 1788 01:54:37,937 --> 01:54:40,856 Thanks. 1789 01:54:46,195 --> 01:54:48,113 Take me home, Dad. 1790 01:55:42,710 --> 01:55:45,546 What am I doing ? She's not in the refrigerator. 1791 01:56:02,064 --> 01:56:04,524 I wonder if it's too late to go over there. 1792 01:56:04,608 --> 01:56:07,819 No, it's not too late. It's never too late to do the right thing. 1793 01:56:07,861 --> 01:56:11,864 That's what I'll do. I'll go over there and I'll do the right thing. 1794 01:56:16,538 --> 01:56:18,539 [lntercom Buzzing] 1795 01:56:23,378 --> 01:56:25,296 Hello ? 1796 01:56:25,379 --> 01:56:27,966 Uh, hi, it's me. Oh, I'm glad I found you. 1797 01:56:28,050 --> 01:56:29,884 Uh-- 1798 01:56:29,967 --> 01:56:32,011 Can I come up ? 1799 01:56:34,054 --> 01:56:36,557 Darcy ? I need to-- 1800 01:56:36,640 --> 01:56:39,187 [Door Buzzing] 1801 01:56:41,104 --> 01:56:43,066 Hey. 1802 01:56:43,108 --> 01:56:45,359 You need to what ? It's 1:00 in the morning. 1803 01:56:45,442 --> 01:56:47,902 I need to talk to you. 1804 01:56:47,986 --> 01:56:49,655 Okay. 1805 01:56:51,782 --> 01:56:53,742 Thanks. 1806 01:56:56,787 --> 01:56:59,080 So, you sleep here now ? 1807 01:56:59,164 --> 01:57:02,460 I thought I might as well give it a try before I have to sell the place. 1808 01:57:02,543 --> 01:57:04,463 Sell it? You're not selling the place. 1809 01:57:04,546 --> 01:57:06,673 Can't afford to keep it. I don't have a job. 1810 01:57:06,756 --> 01:57:10,259 You know, you ought to try returning some of your phone calls. 1811 01:57:10,342 --> 01:57:13,095 - You got your job back. - Oh, do I ? 1812 01:57:13,179 --> 01:57:15,682 - You're a riot. You know that ? - lt's true. 1813 01:57:15,765 --> 01:57:17,767 Dan told me so himself. 1814 01:57:17,851 --> 01:57:21,061 Why would he tell you that ? I didn't do the job he hired me to do. 1815 01:57:21,145 --> 01:57:23,105 Even I don't blame him for firing me. 1816 01:57:23,147 --> 01:57:26,402 Look, I'm, uh-- You can come on in. 1817 01:57:26,444 --> 01:57:28,445 I don't have any chairs, but if you wanna-- 1818 01:57:28,529 --> 01:57:30,572 What if I told you that... 1819 01:57:30,655 --> 01:57:32,700 you did everything that you were hired to do-- 1820 01:57:32,783 --> 01:57:37,037 everything-- but that someone was sabotaging you ? 1821 01:57:38,412 --> 01:57:42,250 Picking your brain, swiping your ideas and-- 1822 01:57:42,292 --> 01:57:46,545 Well, you-- you never even knew what hit you. 1823 01:57:46,629 --> 01:57:50,007 - How is that possible ? - Oh, trust me, it's possible. 1824 01:57:50,091 --> 01:57:51,928 Well, who would do such an awful thing ? 1825 01:57:55,140 --> 01:57:57,558 I would. 1826 01:58:00,644 --> 01:58:02,856 I was a dope with a corner office. 1827 01:58:02,939 --> 01:58:07,317 And when you came with the job I was supposed to have, 1828 01:58:07,400 --> 01:58:11,113 I mean, it didn't matter to me that... 1829 01:58:11,154 --> 01:58:14,532 you were better at it than me or you earned it more than I did. 1830 01:58:14,617 --> 01:58:19,498 As far as I was concerned, it was mine, and I was gonna get it back. 1831 01:58:19,539 --> 01:58:23,502 So I took advantage of you in the worst possible way. 1832 01:58:27,088 --> 01:58:29,006 Have you ever done that ? 1833 01:58:29,089 --> 01:58:32,635 Taken the wrong road and-- No, of course you haven't. 1834 01:58:32,718 --> 01:58:36,138 You wouldn't do that. That's just-- 1835 01:58:36,179 --> 01:58:38,391 Somebody like me does that. 1836 01:58:38,475 --> 01:58:41,187 And, uh-- 1837 01:58:41,270 --> 01:58:45,191 The problem with that was that while I was digging the hole under you... 1838 01:58:47,568 --> 01:58:49,653 I found out all about you. 1839 01:58:49,695 --> 01:58:51,655 And the more I found out... 1840 01:58:52,782 --> 01:58:54,699 the more you dazzled me. 1841 01:58:56,785 --> 01:59:00,998 I mean, shook my world, changed my life, dazzled me. 1842 01:59:03,043 --> 01:59:06,129 And guys like that ex-husband of yours, he made you feel that... 1843 01:59:07,297 --> 01:59:10,800 the price you pay just for being you... 1844 01:59:10,884 --> 01:59:13,010 is that you don't get to have love. 1845 01:59:13,052 --> 01:59:15,597 Isn't that what you were trying to say the other night ? 1846 01:59:15,681 --> 01:59:20,517 That you weren't complete ? That you weren't really a winner ? 1847 01:59:21,895 --> 01:59:23,854 Everything about you-- 1848 01:59:23,896 --> 01:59:27,190 how smart you are, how good you are-- 1849 01:59:27,275 --> 01:59:30,362 everything just makes me want you even more. 1850 01:59:35,200 --> 01:59:37,953 Oh, wow. Boy. 1851 01:59:38,036 --> 01:59:40,122 So it looks like I'm here at 1:00 in the morning... 1852 01:59:40,205 --> 01:59:44,126 being all heroic trying to rescue you, 1853 01:59:44,209 --> 01:59:46,878 but the truth is... 1854 01:59:46,920 --> 01:59:49,338 I'm the one that needs to be rescued here. 1855 01:59:56,764 --> 01:59:58,767 I sure wish I could read your mind. 1856 02:00:06,274 --> 02:00:09,902 Well, I was thinking that, um, 1857 02:00:09,944 --> 02:00:14,072 if everything you're saying is true, 1858 02:00:14,114 --> 02:00:16,243 if I really have my job back... 1859 02:00:22,207 --> 02:00:24,126 then I think you're fired. 1860 02:00:28,963 --> 02:00:32,049 Well, I never-- I never really thought about it from that angle. 1861 02:00:35,220 --> 02:00:39,098 Well, not that I don't deserve it. I-do-do-- 1862 02:00:39,140 --> 02:00:41,102 I'm stuttering. 1863 02:00:54,656 --> 02:00:56,784 Now I feel kind of, uh, 1864 02:00:56,867 --> 02:00:59,619 embarrassed that I told you I needed to be rescued. 1865 02:01:00,829 --> 02:01:03,540 But that's-that's fine. 1866 02:01:17,639 --> 02:01:20,141 That's it ? 1867 02:01:25,355 --> 02:01:27,523 I don't want that to be it. 1868 02:01:27,606 --> 02:01:29,819 I don't want that to be it at all. 1869 02:01:29,902 --> 02:01:34,156 Then don't let a little thing like me firing you stand in your way. 1870 02:01:38,493 --> 02:01:42,038 I didn't know what to react to first. 1871 02:01:42,122 --> 02:01:44,166 Hey, news flash. 1872 02:01:44,207 --> 02:01:46,167 I took the wrong road. 1873 02:01:48,212 --> 02:01:50,713 What kind of knight in shining armor would I be... 1874 02:01:50,797 --> 02:01:53,802 if the man I love needs rescuing... 1875 02:01:53,886 --> 02:01:56,471 and I just let him walk out my door ? 1876 02:02:04,604 --> 02:02:06,563 My hero.