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- Are you ready, kids?

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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!

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- I can't hear you.

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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!

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- ♪ Ohh... ♪

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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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- ♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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- ♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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- ♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪

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all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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SpongeBob SquarePants!

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SpongeBob SquarePants!

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- SpongeBob

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SquarePants!

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[laughing]

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♪ ♪

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[waves crashing]

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[mellow music]

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♪ ♪

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[adventurous music]

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- Are you ready
for a bedtime story, Gary?

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- [meowing, yawns]

27
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- [groans]

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[embellished accent]
Good evening, Gary,

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and welcome
to Patstarpiece Theatre.

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- Hot, hot, hot!

31
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- Hmm, would you like
to hear an exciting story

32
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about brave Sir Patrick
and the fire-breathing dragon?

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[dragon roaring]

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- [meows]
- [grunts]

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Or perhaps a thrilling tale
of Explorer Patrick

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on safari in the jungle?

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- [roaring]
- [screaming]

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[breathing heavily]

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- [meows]

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- Ah!

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This is a good one!
"Swamp Mates,"

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a story of two buffoons
in a bog!

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[laughter]

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[cringes]

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Once upon a time,

46
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there was a saucy superhero

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with a pugnacious posterior

48
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and they called him,
"Bubble Bass."

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[alarm blaring, screaming]

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- [laughs menacingly]

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- Stop, thief!

52
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- Hmm.

53
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Hmm.

54
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- [laughing]

55
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- Excellent job capturing
Man Ray last week, Bubble Bass.

56
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- Thank you, Anchor Man.

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He was no match
for my mighty hiney.

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- Hmm.

59
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- [clears throat]
I call this meeting

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of the Guild of Obsessive Fans,
AKA G.O.O.F's,

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to order!
Fellow heroes,

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let us welcome our
newest member, Wonder Whale!

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- Hmm?

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- [clicks tongue]

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It would appear
Wonder Whale is late!

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[beeping]
- Heroes!

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- It's the chief!

68
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- Wonder Whale isn't late.

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She's been kidnapped

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by the nefarious ne'er-dowell,

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HooDoo GooRoo
the VooDoo Villain!

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[all gasping]

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- [yelps]

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- [grunts] Don't worry, Chief.

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We'll rescue Wonder Whale--

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[banging]
- Bubble Bass!

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- Mother?

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- Ah! Your mother!
[whimpers]

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- [groans]

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- Why don't you go outside
and make some real friends?

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- Mother, you know direct
sunlight gives me gas.

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[belches]
Besides, I'm busy looking

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for my Wonder Whale
action figure.

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- I knew you'd say
something like that,

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so your mother has scheduled
a play date for you.

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- I'm not 23 anymore, Mother.

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You'll just have to cancel it.
- It's too late!

88
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Your new friend
is already here.

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Have fun!

90
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- Huh?
- Hi ya, buddy!

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Ready for our play date?

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- I will not associate

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with such a dimwitted doofus.

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- Aw, you're just saying that.

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- [grunts]

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[grunts, gasps]

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What!
- [laughing]

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- Put those down.

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My poor little things.

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Don't worry,
Daddy will protect you.

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- [chomping]

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- [grunts]

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You've completely chewed up
my limited edition Anchor Man!

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[growls]

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- Sorry, I'm teething.

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So, what do you wanna
do for our play date?

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- Hmph, I have no time
for a cretin like you.

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I must find my
Wonder Whale action figure!

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- Oh!
Oh, I'll help you look.

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- Stop it, you clod.

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Do not touch any
of my property.

112
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- That's okay.
We can play with my game!

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[grunting]
Let's play Swamp!

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- [squeals]
Wait, stop!

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What are you doing?
[shouts]

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No!

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[crying]

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My precious babies.

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- No problem,
I'll fix it.

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My Wonder Whale!

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[panting]

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- I got it!
[groans]

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[dramatic music]

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[wailing]

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- [grunting]

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[shouting]

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- [gasps]

128
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Wonder Whale, where are you?

129
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Help!
I...require...

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assistance.

131
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- I've got you,
play date partner.

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Uh, whoa.

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Whoa--
[nervous grumbling]

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- [coughing]

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Where am I?

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[distant animal shriek]

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By the enchanted spatula
of Suburban Dad.

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We're in a real swamp!

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Ew!

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Why am I wearing
this collar of shame?

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- I think it looks good on you.

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- [grunting]

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Ugh, I despise nature.

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- Aw, you just haven't
given it a chance.

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Smell that swamp air.

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[inhales]

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[gasping]

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[sneezes]

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- [gasping]
My tongue!

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Water, give me water.

151
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Ew!

152
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Where did you get
this disgusting liquid?

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Whew.
Slimy and refreshing.

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- This can't be happening.

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This place is a nightmare!

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I'll never find
my Wonder Whale action figure.

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- [menacing laughter]

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- What is that?
- [shudders]

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- [laughing menacingly]

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- My Wonder Whale!

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That crook stole
my precious possession!

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Get him!

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- Are we playing tag?
I love tag!

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[light mellow music]

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♪ ♪

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- [groans]
- Tag, you're it!

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[laughing]
- [menacing laughter]

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- [gasps]
After him!

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[both panting]

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- [laughing]

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[both panting]

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Whoa-oh-oh! [grunts]
- Where'd he go?

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- Perhaps he's in that
dilapidated dwelling.

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- I doubt it.

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Maybe he's in that shack?

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[banjo music]

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[machine hisses]

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- Huh.
It's just some uncouth natives.

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- Hello!

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[both grunt]

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- I caught these two
a peepin' through the window.

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- They're thieves!
Trying to steal

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our illegal hot sauce.

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- Illegal?

185
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- Our swamp sauce is so spicy

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it can blow
your head clean off.

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- I assure you
we are not interested

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in your disgusting hot sauce.

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- Then what's he doing?

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- [gulping]

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[muffled shouting]

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[whistle blaring]

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- [yelps]

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- Huh.
You call that spicy?

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[belches]

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- Back off,
you backwater bumpkins!

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[dramatic bluegrass music]

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Run!
- [shrieks]

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♪ ♪

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- After 'em, boys!

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[both growling]

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- [panting]

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- [gasps]

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- [gasps]

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- You ain't a-gettin'
away that easy!

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- Yee-ha.

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- [panting, yelps]

208
00:10:01,275 --> 00:10:05,482
- Ha, too slow,
you cold-blooded clowns.

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00:10:05,551 --> 00:10:08,068
[muttering mockingly]

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Yipe!

211
00:10:12,275 --> 00:10:14,482
[panting]

212
00:10:14,551 --> 00:10:17,310
Those Crocs are catching up
with us!

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- [groans]
That hot sauce

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has already caught up with me.

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[belches]

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00:10:27,344 --> 00:10:30,000
- [gasps]
That's it!

217
00:10:35,551 --> 00:10:37,517
- [belching]

218
00:10:37,586 --> 00:10:38,758
- What?

219
00:10:38,827 --> 00:10:42,241
[rudder slowing, stops]

220
00:10:45,586 --> 00:10:49,172
- [sighs]
So play date partner,

221
00:10:49,241 --> 00:10:52,103
what are we supposed
to do now. Hmm?

222
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- [gurgling]

223
00:10:54,172 --> 00:10:56,931
[laughing]

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- [menacing laughter]

225
00:11:01,137 --> 00:11:02,896
[sinister music]

226
00:11:02,965 --> 00:11:06,310
- Give me back my Wonder Whale!

227
00:11:07,206 --> 00:11:08,172
- Huh?

228
00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:11,620
- Huh? Hey, wait for me, buddy!

229
00:11:11,689 --> 00:11:13,586
- [laughing]
- Come back here.

230
00:11:13,655 --> 00:11:16,103
[panting]

231
00:11:17,586 --> 00:11:20,793
You'll swing for this,
you ruffian!

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00:11:20,862 --> 00:11:24,172
- I am afraid you are
the ones who will swing.

233
00:11:24,241 --> 00:11:26,758
[laughing]

234
00:11:26,827 --> 00:11:29,931
You ignoramuses fell
right into my trap!

235
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:32,275
- Technically, I'm a doofus.

236
00:11:34,344 --> 00:11:37,655
- HooDoo Guru
the Voodoo Villain!

237
00:11:37,724 --> 00:11:39,413
He's real!

238
00:11:39,482 --> 00:11:40,827
- That's right, Bubble Bass,

239
00:11:40,896 --> 00:11:44,275
and your precious
Wonder Whale is all mine!

240
00:11:44,344 --> 00:11:47,344
- I dread to think
what horrific ritual

241
00:11:47,413 --> 00:11:49,241
you will use it for.

242
00:11:49,310 --> 00:11:51,931
- Huh? Ritual, shmitual!

243
00:11:52,862 --> 00:11:56,103
I just needed it
to complete my collection!

244
00:11:56,172 --> 00:11:59,586
- Stealing from
a fellow collector?

245
00:11:59,655 --> 00:12:01,724
That's despicable!

246
00:12:01,793 --> 00:12:04,413
I will thrash you, sir!

247
00:12:04,482 --> 00:12:07,172
[grunting]

248
00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:13,793
Can't break out.
[bell dings]

249
00:12:13,862 --> 00:12:15,827
- You're probably weak
from hunger.

250
00:12:15,896 --> 00:12:19,206
Here, try some
of this spaghetti.

251
00:12:19,275 --> 00:12:21,448
- [slurping]

252
00:12:21,517 --> 00:12:25,655
Mmm!
Glorious caloric intake!

253
00:12:25,724 --> 00:12:27,724
Wherever did you find it?

254
00:12:27,793 --> 00:12:30,482
- We're sitting on it!

255
00:12:30,551 --> 00:12:32,241
[slurping]

256
00:12:32,310 --> 00:12:34,586
[both shriek, grunt]

257
00:12:34,655 --> 00:12:37,206
- Ouch.
- [gasps]

258
00:12:37,275 --> 00:12:40,379
Ha ha!
Evil never triumphs

259
00:12:40,448 --> 00:12:43,724
against a truly obsessive fan!

260
00:12:43,793 --> 00:12:46,551
- Yeah!
Evil never triumphs

261
00:12:46,620 --> 00:12:48,793
over a oscillating fan!

262
00:12:48,862 --> 00:12:50,275
- [groans]
Hm?

263
00:12:50,344 --> 00:12:52,344
Not so fast, Bubble Bass.

264
00:12:52,413 --> 00:12:55,413
I've got one more trick
up my sleeve.

265
00:12:55,482 --> 00:12:58,103
Or should I say,
up my glove!

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00:12:58,172 --> 00:13:01,586
[screaming]
[laughs menacingly]

267
00:13:01,655 --> 00:13:04,689
- A Patrick Star action figure?

268
00:13:04,758 --> 00:13:06,724
Ha!
No collector would

269
00:13:06,793 --> 00:13:08,448
touch such trash.

270
00:13:08,517 --> 00:13:10,413
- Plus, it's a choking hazard.

271
00:13:10,482 --> 00:13:12,172
- [grunts]

272
00:13:13,862 --> 00:13:15,965
- What's going on?

273
00:13:16,034 --> 00:13:18,551
- That fiend, HooDoo,
is using his magic

274
00:13:18,620 --> 00:13:20,344
Voodoo doll powers.

275
00:13:20,413 --> 00:13:22,275
- [laughing]

276
00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:23,551
[grunts]

277
00:13:23,620 --> 00:13:26,724
- [choking]
- Sorry.

278
00:13:26,793 --> 00:13:29,448
- I'll take that.
[laughs]

279
00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:35,344
[laughing]

280
00:13:35,413 --> 00:13:37,000
[both shouting]

281
00:13:37,068 --> 00:13:39,655
- Stop!
I'm allergic

282
00:13:39,724 --> 00:13:42,379
to centrifugal force!

283
00:13:42,448 --> 00:13:44,931
- [laughing]

284
00:13:46,103 --> 00:13:47,931
Uh-oh.

285
00:13:52,103 --> 00:13:55,862
- Ha! I'll return this
to its rightful owner.

286
00:13:55,931 --> 00:13:58,655
Me.
- Well done, pal.

287
00:13:58,724 --> 00:14:00,413
- Eww.

288
00:14:00,482 --> 00:14:02,689
both:
Huh?

289
00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:04,517
- Hey, Luther, Cletus,

290
00:14:04,586 --> 00:14:07,275
I found them fellers
what blowed up our still!

291
00:14:07,344 --> 00:14:09,413
- Oh, hi!

292
00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:11,931
- [gargled] Run.

293
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,620
[dramatic bluegrass music]

294
00:14:13,689 --> 00:14:15,862
- [whimpering]
[all growling]

295
00:14:15,931 --> 00:14:19,965
♪ ♪

296
00:14:20,034 --> 00:14:23,793
- No, our only escape!

297
00:14:23,862 --> 00:14:27,931
If only I had something
large and buoyant.

298
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:31,827
- I don't know what
that means, but--

299
00:14:31,896 --> 00:14:33,758
Hop on, friend!

300
00:14:33,827 --> 00:14:35,206
- Friend?

301
00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:38,241
- Sure, you're my play date,
right, buddy?

302
00:14:38,310 --> 00:14:41,241
- [stammering]
Buddy?

303
00:14:41,310 --> 00:14:44,413
[dramatic classical music]

304
00:14:44,482 --> 00:14:46,551
♪ ♪

305
00:14:46,620 --> 00:14:48,965
- [screams]

306
00:14:49,827 --> 00:14:53,275
- It's over, Bubble Bass!
Give up!

307
00:14:53,344 --> 00:14:55,551
- You will never win, Voodoo,

308
00:14:55,620 --> 00:15:00,310
because we have the power
of reluctant friendship!

309
00:15:00,379 --> 00:15:03,689
[all gasp]

310
00:15:03,758 --> 00:15:06,068
- Yeah, that's right.

311
00:15:06,137 --> 00:15:09,862
Run away from
our righteous acquaintance!

312
00:15:09,931 --> 00:15:13,379
- Uh, they might
be running from that.

313
00:15:15,965 --> 00:15:18,275
- [screams]

314
00:15:24,413 --> 00:15:25,758
[both scream]

315
00:15:25,827 --> 00:15:31,586
♪ ♪

316
00:15:34,793 --> 00:15:37,000
- [gasps]

317
00:15:40,758 --> 00:15:42,379
- What happened?

318
00:15:42,448 --> 00:15:46,172
- Oh, you were dead
for like ten minutes.

319
00:15:46,241 --> 00:15:50,931
- Oh, it was all
just a hallucination?

320
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,551
Then my Wonder Whale
action figure

321
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,793
is still missing.

322
00:15:55,862 --> 00:15:57,931
- Well, you may have
lost your toy,

323
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,551
but you've gained
an indoor pool!

324
00:16:00,620 --> 00:16:02,448
Congratulations!

325
00:16:02,517 --> 00:16:07,551
- [gasps]
My precious Wonder Whale!

326
00:16:07,620 --> 00:16:09,034
- Bubble Bass!

327
00:16:09,103 --> 00:16:13,068
What did you do
to my basement?

328
00:16:13,137 --> 00:16:17,103
- Perhaps the swamp
wasn't so bad after all.

329
00:16:17,172 --> 00:16:19,103
[downtrodden music]

330
00:16:19,172 --> 00:16:21,517
- Best play date ever!

331
00:16:25,827 --> 00:16:28,172
- [laughs]
Whoo-hoo!

332
00:16:28,241 --> 00:16:30,931
This completes my collection.
[laughing]

333
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:46,827
- [mechanical laughter]

334
00:16:46,896 --> 00:16:48,448
- Ta-da!

335
00:16:48,517 --> 00:16:50,689
I did it,
I did it, I did it!

336
00:16:50,758 --> 00:16:53,448
I--whoa--
[crashing]

337
00:16:58,517 --> 00:17:01,896
- [meows]
- I learned a magic trick!

338
00:17:01,965 --> 00:17:04,413
Sorry, Gary,
but I've been trying to learn

339
00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:06,206
this trick since
I was a SpongeBoy!

340
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:07,862
[gasps]
- [meows]

341
00:17:07,931 --> 00:17:09,793
- I gotta show Patrick!

342
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,965
[laughs]

343
00:17:13,758 --> 00:17:17,482
Patrick, come out,
I gotta show you something!

344
00:17:17,551 --> 00:17:19,758
Patrick!

345
00:17:19,827 --> 00:17:22,620
He's not home.

346
00:17:24,758 --> 00:17:28,137
Oh!
Squidward!

347
00:17:28,206 --> 00:17:30,758
- [gasps]
- Squidward!

348
00:17:30,827 --> 00:17:34,551
Squidward, Squidward,
Squidward, Squidward...

349
00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:37,172
- If he thinks I'm out,
he'll go away.

350
00:17:37,241 --> 00:17:41,137
- Squidward, Squidward!
- [grunting]

351
00:17:42,689 --> 00:17:45,103
- Squidward!

352
00:17:47,793 --> 00:17:49,241
I'm so glad you're home.

353
00:17:49,310 --> 00:17:50,896
Got a magic trick to show ya.

354
00:17:50,965 --> 00:17:53,068
- I...hate magic.

355
00:17:53,137 --> 00:17:56,275
- How could anyone hate magic?
It's...

356
00:17:56,344 --> 00:17:58,068
magical.

357
00:17:58,137 --> 00:18:00,724
- [sighs]
Okay.

358
00:18:00,793 --> 00:18:02,689
Show me the trick.

359
00:18:02,758 --> 00:18:04,379
- [laughs]

360
00:18:04,448 --> 00:18:06,034
- [groans]
- Pick a card!

361
00:18:06,103 --> 00:18:07,310
Oh.

362
00:18:07,379 --> 00:18:09,000
[grunts]

363
00:18:10,482 --> 00:18:12,344
[gulps]

364
00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:15,827
[humming]
- Watch closely, Squidward.

365
00:18:15,896 --> 00:18:18,172
The hand is quicker
than the eye!

366
00:18:22,586 --> 00:18:24,241
- Can't watch, no eyes.
Sorry.

367
00:18:24,310 --> 00:18:28,034
- Oh, I wanna show
my trick to somebody.

368
00:18:28,103 --> 00:18:29,620
[crying]

369
00:18:29,689 --> 00:18:31,379
- [chuckles, yelps]

370
00:18:31,448 --> 00:18:32,827
Ow.

371
00:18:32,896 --> 00:18:36,862
- You're the best driving
student I've ever had, Rodger.

372
00:18:36,931 --> 00:18:39,413
Kudos!
- [laughs]

373
00:18:39,482 --> 00:18:41,172
- Mrs. Puff!

374
00:18:41,241 --> 00:18:44,310
Mrs. Puff?
Mrs. Puff!

375
00:18:44,379 --> 00:18:46,862
- Rodger, we have to move now.

376
00:18:46,931 --> 00:18:48,517
Punch it!

377
00:18:52,241 --> 00:18:54,517
[chuckles]
I think we lost him.

378
00:18:54,586 --> 00:18:56,724
- Mrs. Puff,
you gotta see my magic trick!

379
00:18:56,793 --> 00:18:59,482
[both shouting]

380
00:19:02,827 --> 00:19:04,724
Pick a card, any card!

381
00:19:04,793 --> 00:19:06,172
- Hold on, SpongeBob.

382
00:19:06,241 --> 00:19:09,034
I have a trick
to show you, first.

383
00:19:09,103 --> 00:19:10,689
- [shouts]

384
00:19:10,758 --> 00:19:12,310
- Sorry, Rodger.

385
00:19:12,379 --> 00:19:14,655
We'll pick this up next week.

386
00:19:14,724 --> 00:19:17,206
- Wait, Mrs. Puff,
you didn't see my trick.

387
00:19:17,275 --> 00:19:20,896
- Okay, show me
the trick already.

388
00:19:20,965 --> 00:19:22,172
- Pick a card, any--

389
00:19:22,241 --> 00:19:23,896
[screams]
- [sighs]

390
00:19:23,965 --> 00:19:26,551
- [yelling]

391
00:19:29,482 --> 00:19:32,206
Sandy!

392
00:19:33,344 --> 00:19:35,172
Sandy, I gotta show you this!

393
00:19:35,241 --> 00:19:38,034
Pick a card, any card!
[shouting]

394
00:19:38,103 --> 00:19:39,655
Sandy?

395
00:19:40,931 --> 00:19:42,275
Where's your head?

396
00:19:42,344 --> 00:19:44,827
- Oh, sorry, SpongeBob,
didn't mean to spook ya.

397
00:19:44,896 --> 00:19:46,551
My head's in another dimension

398
00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:48,379
observing.

399
00:19:49,793 --> 00:19:51,586
Hmm.

400
00:19:54,586 --> 00:19:56,827
- Oh, okay.
I'll come back later

401
00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:58,379
when you have a head.

402
00:19:58,448 --> 00:20:00,000
- It should
be back by Thursday.

403
00:20:00,068 --> 00:20:02,103
Friday at the latest.

404
00:20:02,172 --> 00:20:04,793
- [panting]

405
00:20:06,034 --> 00:20:07,379
- Who is it?

406
00:20:07,448 --> 00:20:10,034
- Pick a card, any card!
- [yelps]

407
00:20:10,103 --> 00:20:12,344
[accordion music plays]

408
00:20:12,413 --> 00:20:14,000
Magic, eh, boy-o?

409
00:20:14,068 --> 00:20:16,517
Is this by any chance
a trick where you produce

410
00:20:16,586 --> 00:20:19,034
money coins from behind
people's ears?

411
00:20:19,103 --> 00:20:20,827
Wink, wink, hmm?

412
00:20:20,896 --> 00:20:21,965
- No.

413
00:20:22,034 --> 00:20:24,517
- Then what's the point?
Hm!

414
00:20:24,586 --> 00:20:26,827
- Ah!

415
00:20:28,862 --> 00:20:30,310
Hi, Fred.

416
00:20:30,379 --> 00:20:32,206
I got a magic trick
that's gonna dazzle you.

417
00:20:32,275 --> 00:20:34,551
- Ooh, are you gonna saw
my leg in half,

418
00:20:34,620 --> 00:20:37,620
or make it disappear,
or pull a rabbit out of it?

419
00:20:37,689 --> 00:20:40,275
- Uh, no, this isn't going
to involve your leg.

420
00:20:40,344 --> 00:20:43,689
- Oh, gotta go, SpongeBob.
I'm washing my thighs tonight.

421
00:20:44,517 --> 00:20:45,551
My leg!

422
00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:49,206
- [crying]

423
00:20:50,344 --> 00:20:53,482
Why won't anyone
watch my trick?

424
00:20:53,551 --> 00:20:57,172
[echoing]
Trick, trick, trick.

425
00:21:03,482 --> 00:21:05,793
Hmm...

426
00:21:05,862 --> 00:21:07,379
Ooh.

427
00:21:07,448 --> 00:21:09,827
Hey, that gives me an idea!

428
00:21:11,068 --> 00:21:12,551
There.

429
00:21:12,620 --> 00:21:16,206
Good evening, folks.
I am the great Sponge-dini.

430
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:17,517
Now watch closely.

431
00:21:17,586 --> 00:21:20,000
The hand is quicker
than the eye.

432
00:21:20,068 --> 00:21:22,965
Uh-huh, ha, pick a card,
any card.

433
00:21:23,034 --> 00:21:25,551
[inhales]

434
00:21:25,620 --> 00:21:28,724
[dazzling orchestra music]

435
00:21:28,793 --> 00:21:35,689
♪ ♪

436
00:21:58,137 --> 00:21:59,724
Hm?

437
00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:10,172
Ta-da!

438
00:22:12,206 --> 00:22:14,758
Aw, I still wish
Patrick was here to see it.

439
00:22:14,827 --> 00:22:16,965
- I saw it, SpongeBob!

440
00:22:17,034 --> 00:22:20,068
It was astonish-able!

441
00:22:20,137 --> 00:22:22,965
[shouts]

442
00:22:23,965 --> 00:22:26,793
- Oh, Patrick,
you showed up just in time.

443
00:22:26,862 --> 00:22:28,517
What was your favorite part?

444
00:22:28,586 --> 00:22:29,931
- Uh...

445
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,931
my favorite part was...

446
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,000
Ta-da!

447
00:22:34,068 --> 00:22:36,241
I missed everything
before that.

448
00:22:36,310 --> 00:22:38,896
- Oh, then you
haven't seen anything yet!

449
00:22:38,965 --> 00:22:41,344
[both yelling]

450
00:22:41,413 --> 00:22:43,862
[both laughing]

451
00:22:43,931 --> 00:22:50,862
♪ ♪