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- Are you ready, kids?

2
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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!

3
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- I can't hear you.

4
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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!

5
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- ♪ Ohh...

6
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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪

7
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

8
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- ♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪

9
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

10
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- ♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪

11
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

12
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- ♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪

13
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all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?

14
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

15
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SpongeBob SquarePants!

16
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SpongeBob SquarePants!

17
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- SpongeBob

18
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SquarePants!

19
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[laughing]

20
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♪

21
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[waves crashing]

22
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[twangy upbeat music]

23
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♪

24
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- [snoring]

25
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[alarm rings]

26
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- Huh? Huh? What? What? What?
What's going on?

27
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Oh, man.
What time is it?

28
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I think I overslept.

29
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Gah! I was supposed to meet the
girls at the beach!

30
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I hope they stick
around till I get there.

31
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All right, time to crush it.

32
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[rock music]

33
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♪

34
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[grunting]

35
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♪

36
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Yeah.

37
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[mumbling]

38
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Ahh, breakfast in a can.

39
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♪

40
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[gulping]

41
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Oosh!

42
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♪

43
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[groans]

44
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[glass shattering]

45
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Facciabrutt'.

46
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I can't let the girls
see me like this.

47
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I gotta get cleaned up.

48
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[grunting]

49
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Ah, c'mon.

50
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What's the deal?

51
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Oh!

52
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[grunts]

53
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Hoo-boy, how long was I
out?

54
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Ew.
Long enough for all this crud

55
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to get stuck on my shell.

56
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[sniffs]

57
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Ohh, nasty.

58
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Ahh, let's get this show on the
road.

59
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[scatting]

60
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- Well, there goes the
neighborhood...

61
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for the better.

62
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[party horn honks]

63
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So long, you big pink loser.

64
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[laughs]

65
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- [snoring]

66
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Huh?

67
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[yawning]

68
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[humming]

69
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Ohh!

70
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Augh!

71
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- Ohh!

72
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- Pthew!

73
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[trills tongue]

74
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Uuuup.

75
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Time for my pre-breakfast
snack.

76
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Come on out, yummy treat.

77
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Smashy! Smashy! Smashy!
Smashy!

78
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Whoa!

79
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Ugh! Hey, where are you
going, Rock?

80
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I don't wanna move.

81
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I already live next to my best
friend Squidward

82
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and the little yellow guy.

83
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[panting]

84
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[grunting]

85
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- Huh? Huh? Huh?

86
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What the? Oh, you
gotta be kidding me.

87
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How'd I get back here?

88
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- Mm...doot.

89
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Hup.

90
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- Huh?

91
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Oh. What do you think
you're doing,

92
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ya  oobatz' parasite? Sheesh.

93
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- What the?

94
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Oww.

95
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- Hi, Rock.

96
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I'm trying to enjoy a snack.

97
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- Hey. The name is Tony, not
Rock.

98
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And I think it's time for you
to vamoose.

99
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- Huh? What's a...van moose?

100
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[horn honking
and tires squealing]

101
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- Heh-heh, you're a few pickles
short

102
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of a jar, ain't ya, kid?

103
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I'll make it simple: this is my
shell.

104
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I live here. You don't.
So beat it!

105
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- Oh, no.

106
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You can't fool me.

107
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This is my rock,
and I'm not leaving.

108
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[grunts]

109
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- [grunting]

110
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All right, ya   gabbadost',
stay up there if you want.

111
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I've got places to be.

112
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- Where are we going?

113
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- Mel's Man Salon.

114
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- Ugh!

115
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- Argh!

116
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- Best place in town to get a
manly makeover.

117
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- Oh, heh-heh-heh.

118
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[growls]

119
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- [scoffs]

120
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- Mmm...ooh.

121
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[all mumbling and growling]

122
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- Hey, Tony.

123
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Good to see you again, but
you're late.

124
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- Oh, sorry, Mel.

125
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I overslept a little.

126
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- A little? Your appointment
was for 30 years ago.

127
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- 30 years? Oh, hey, I never
was a morning person.

128
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- Ah, you're tellin' me.

129
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Tony, come on over.

130
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I got a chair all ready for
youse.

131
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[light upbeat music]

132
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- Ooh, heh-heh-heh-heh.
- Mmm.

133
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- [gulps]

134
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- Mel, you still give the
closest shave in Bikini Bottom.

135
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Could you do one more
thing for me, though?

136
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- Ah, sure,
anything for you, Tony.

137
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- Take a little off the top...
of my shell!

138
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- Ehh. Ehhhh.

139
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[grunting]

140
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Ooh!

141
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Uh...heh-heh.

142
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That tickles.

143
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- Well, it was worth a try.

144
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C'mon, kid, time for our next
stop.

145
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[stately orchestral music]

146
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- Oh, no, I don't want a bath.

147
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I already had one this year.
Ew!

148
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- Don't get your Bermuda shorts
in a bunch, buddy.

149
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We're just here for a
shvitz.

150
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- Ow!

151
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- [yawns]

152
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I'll tell ya, kid, this is
doing wonders for my back.

153
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I must have slept on it wrong
for the last 15 years or so.

154
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- [gasping]

155
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- Oh, if it's too hot,
you can always leave.

156
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- No way.

157
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I'm just a little thirsty.

158
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[bell dings]

159
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[slurping]

160
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Mmm-ah.

161
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Mmm-ahh.

162
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[upbeat guitar music]

163
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- Here we are, kid.
Last stop.

164
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Ho-ohh, there they are.

165
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Hello, ladies.

166
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- Oh, so now he gets here.

167
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- We've been waiting 30 years
for you, Tony.

168
00:07:00,344 --> 00:07:02,793
You're lucky turtles
live so long.

169
00:07:02,827 --> 00:07:06,103
- I know, I know, my
apologies, but never fear.

170
00:07:06,137 --> 00:07:07,206
Tony's...huh?

171
00:07:07,241 --> 00:07:09,241
- Say, who's this?

172
00:07:09,275 --> 00:07:11,758
- Oh, you didn't say you
were bringing

173
00:07:11,793 --> 00:07:13,551
your pet parasite.

174
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- Oh, now, this is a cute...

175
00:07:15,965 --> 00:07:17,448
- Uh, hello.

176
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I didn't get all dolled up just
to be treated

177
00:07:19,172 --> 00:07:20,931
like snail litter.

178
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[grunting]

179
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That's it!

180
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[grunts]

181
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All right. I've had it up to
here with you.

182
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[laughter]

183
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Eh-heh, heh-heh-heh-heh.

184
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Excuse me a second,
ladies.

185
00:07:37,275 --> 00:07:39,206
- Arrgh.
- Oh hey, Tony.

186
00:07:39,241 --> 00:07:43,965
Check out all this cool stuff I
didn't know I had in this attic

187
00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:45,931
I didn't know was here.

188
00:07:45,965 --> 00:07:47,103
- Buttagots.

189
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This ain't your attic,
and that ain't your stuff.

190
00:07:49,896 --> 00:07:51,068
- Look.

191
00:07:51,103 --> 00:07:54,206
The kitchen had everything I
need to make omelets.

192
00:07:54,241 --> 00:07:56,275
You want one?

193
00:07:56,310 --> 00:07:59,758
Oops. Ah. Time for a new frying
pan.

194
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- That ain't a pan,
you  jamoke.

195
00:08:01,758 --> 00:08:03,793
You're melting my record
collection.

196
00:08:03,827 --> 00:08:05,551
- Oh.

197
00:08:05,586 --> 00:08:10,206
Oh, that would explain why the
stereo isn't working...

198
00:08:10,241 --> 00:08:12,034
- My hi-fi.

199
00:08:12,068 --> 00:08:14,931
Oof!
Pasta vasul.

200
00:08:14,965 --> 00:08:16,517
- Oh. This is so cool.

201
00:08:16,551 --> 00:08:20,379
Look, there's a bed hiding in
the wall.

202
00:08:20,413 --> 00:08:23,344
Ooh, I wonder if there's
anything else

203
00:08:23,379 --> 00:08:25,241
hiding in the wall.

204
00:08:25,275 --> 00:08:27,413
Maybe candy.

205
00:08:27,448 --> 00:08:29,379
- My wall art!

206
00:08:29,413 --> 00:08:33,517
- No. Nothing here. Dang.

207
00:08:33,551 --> 00:08:35,241
Nope.
- Argh.

208
00:08:35,275 --> 00:08:37,344
- [grunts]

209
00:08:37,379 --> 00:08:40,068
- Hyaah!!
Get out of my shell!

210
00:08:40,103 --> 00:08:42,310
- Get out of my rock!

211
00:08:42,344 --> 00:08:43,620
- My shell.

212
00:08:43,655 --> 00:08:47,931
- My shell. Uh, duh, wait,
rock.

213
00:08:47,965 --> 00:08:52,655
[both grunting]

214
00:09:06,931 --> 00:09:09,965
- [chuckles]
This is exciting.

215
00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:12,689
- I've got a fiver
on the parasite.

216
00:09:16,172 --> 00:09:17,965
- Hey. That's my butt.

217
00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:18,793
- Oh, yeah?

218
00:09:18,827 --> 00:09:22,068
Well, now your butt is my face.

219
00:09:22,103 --> 00:09:23,586
[grunting]

220
00:09:23,620 --> 00:09:26,586
I'm taking my home home.

221
00:09:26,620 --> 00:09:27,793
- Oh, no, you're not.

222
00:09:27,827 --> 00:09:29,344
- Ehh!

223
00:09:29,379 --> 00:09:31,206
[both grunting]

224
00:09:31,241 --> 00:09:33,103
- Ehh!

225
00:09:33,137 --> 00:09:34,827
[both grunting]

226
00:09:37,034 --> 00:09:39,586
- H-h-h-h-help!

227
00:09:39,620 --> 00:09:43,275
Help! Help! Help!

228
00:09:43,310 --> 00:09:46,137
Help! Help!

229
00:09:46,172 --> 00:09:47,448
Oh.

230
00:09:47,482 --> 00:09:51,586
[both grunting]

231
00:09:57,172 --> 00:09:58,586
[traffic light dings]

232
00:09:58,620 --> 00:09:59,862
[both grunting]

233
00:09:59,896 --> 00:10:02,034
- Hey. Hmm.

234
00:10:06,896 --> 00:10:09,620
[laughter]

235
00:10:09,655 --> 00:10:12,655
- Ha-ha-ha,
ha-ha-ha.

236
00:10:12,689 --> 00:10:15,034
- Hey. Get off of me, ya brats.

237
00:10:15,068 --> 00:10:17,379
- Aww, gee whiz.
- Just having a good time.

238
00:10:17,413 --> 00:10:19,413
- Aww, you guys...

239
00:10:19,448 --> 00:10:20,689
- [grunts]

240
00:10:20,724 --> 00:10:24,758
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.

241
00:10:24,793 --> 00:10:28,000
- Hey. You forgot your
to-go order.

242
00:10:28,034 --> 00:10:30,241
- Thank you.

243
00:10:32,448 --> 00:10:34,827
Ohh.
My shell!

244
00:10:34,862 --> 00:10:36,310
- My rock.

245
00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:38,758
both: Our home!

246
00:10:38,793 --> 00:10:41,068
[sobbing]

247
00:10:41,103 --> 00:10:43,793
- Yeesh. Couple of
babies over here.

248
00:10:43,827 --> 00:10:46,206
- Who needs this weepy mess?

249
00:10:46,241 --> 00:10:48,103
- Yeah. We came to
see action.

250
00:10:48,137 --> 00:10:50,275
Let's vamoose.

251
00:10:50,310 --> 00:10:51,517
[horn honks]

252
00:10:51,551 --> 00:10:54,172
[both sobbing]

253
00:10:54,206 --> 00:10:58,482
- Oh, Tony, I'm so sorry.

254
00:10:58,517 --> 00:11:01,724
- I'm sorry too, kid.

255
00:11:01,758 --> 00:11:07,103
- If we hadn't been fighting,
we'd both still have a home.

256
00:11:07,137 --> 00:11:10,206
[both sobbing]

257
00:11:10,241 --> 00:11:12,551
Hey. Wait a minute.

258
00:11:12,586 --> 00:11:15,310
I know another rock we could
share.

259
00:11:15,344 --> 00:11:20,551
- Really? Hey, maybe you ain't
so brainless after all.

260
00:11:20,586 --> 00:11:22,896
- [slurping]

261
00:11:22,931 --> 00:11:26,482
Ahh.

262
00:11:26,517 --> 00:11:28,206
- Ahhh.

263
00:11:28,241 --> 00:11:32,655
[scatting]

264
00:11:32,689 --> 00:11:36,000
Hey, ladies, check
out my new shell.

265
00:11:36,034 --> 00:11:40,310
both: Ooh, lookin' sharp, Tony.

266
00:11:40,344 --> 00:11:43,241
- [mumbling]

267
00:11:43,275 --> 00:11:45,000
My house!

268
00:11:45,034 --> 00:11:47,793
Come baaaaaaack.

269
00:11:47,827 --> 00:11:51,896
[twangy upbeat music]