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<i>[organ music]</i>

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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[snoring]

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[alarm blaring]

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[wolf howling]

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- Pick me!
- Me!

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Pick me!

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- Pick... pick Me!
- Me!

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all: Aw.

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[yawns]

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[hissing]

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Ah, Esmeralda.
Good evening.

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<i>[spooky music]</i>

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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[clears throat]

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Wakey-wakes, Master.

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The first blood of the day
is the most important.

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Huh?
Master?

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[gasps]

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[hisses]
[sneezes]

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[whimpers]

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Oh, no.

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You've got a stuffy Nose-feratu.

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[sneezes]

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[hisses]

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[sneezes]

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[whimpers]

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We have to get you
to Dr. Calamari right away.

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<i>[eerie music]</i>

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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[breathing heavily]

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[sneezes]

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[groans]

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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[sneezes]

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Next patient.

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Salutations, Dr. Calamari.

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The master has a case of
the Transylvanian sniff-sniffs.

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Can you help?

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[screeches]

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Thank you
for bringing him in, Slappy.

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I'll steam those allergies
right out of his schnoz.

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[screeches]

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Come back in two hours
und pick him up.

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I'll be right back, Master.

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Oh, I almost forgot.

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[laughs]

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[sneezes]

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[growls]

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Yes, Master.

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I will bring you blood samples
und cookies.

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Two hours?

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What am I gonna do
for two whole hours?

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Let's find out, eh?
Eh?

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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<i>[electronic music]</i>

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Get ready to prance, prance
on your grave!

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Oh, I just love to prance.

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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Oh, I feel so free and loose!

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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[buzzer blares]

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Hooray!
I made a swish.

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[all cheering]

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Step right up
and squirt yourself a prize!

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[laughs]
Yeah!

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Ooh!

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We have a winner!

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Winner, winner!

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Step right up
and squirt yourself a prize!

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Oh!
Reach for the sky, bottles.

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Whoa!
Ah! Oh!

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Step right up, and squ...

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[explosion]

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[all cheer]

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We have another winner.

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[laughs]
Uh-oh.

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[tires screeching]

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[loud thud]

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Oh, hello, Slippy.

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You look positively disgusting
this evening.

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[wheezing laugh]

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You look pretty horrifying
yourself, Slappy.

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[laughs]

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[laughter]

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What can I get you today?

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Oh, I need a can of bat food

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and a flea collar
for the master.

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Oh, that master sure is lucky

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to have you looking out for him.

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Oh.
[chuckles]

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What do I owe you, gruesome?

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Shh.

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It's on the house, stink lips.

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Until our eyes
cross again, <i>mon cheri.</i>

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<i>[romantic music]</i>

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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<i>[record scratches]</i>

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Excuse me.
Do you sell snail diapers?

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- [meows]
- Ew.

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Ah, it is always great to go

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on a picnic with old friends.

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Oh, Mr. Ribeye?

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Mr. Ribeye,
do you have the time?

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Oh, I have to pick up
the master.

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See you soon, everyone,
but hopefully not too soon.

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[laughs]

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- Bye!
- Bye!

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- See you later, Slappy!
- See you!

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Come back soon!

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- Nosferatu.
- Nosferatu.

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Dr. Calamari, I'm back.

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Nosferatu.
Nosferatu.

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So tell me, Doctor,
is the master cured?

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All better!

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Make sure he takes these
nose drops twice a night.

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Oh, thank you, Dr. C.

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Who was a good vampire?

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Hmm?

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[slurping]

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[chuckles]

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<i>[upbeat music]</i>

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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Oh, yes, of course I bought you

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that flea collar
you saw in the window.

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[laughs]

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Very fetching, Master.

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Huh?

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I'll put that
in the fridge for later.

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[grumbles]

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Oh, you don't have
to thank me, Master.

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You're my best friend.
[laughs]

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Oh!

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Yes, Master!
Let's go home now.

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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First one to the castle

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is a filthy, stinking cesspool
of despair!

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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Huh?

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I am soaring like a bat!
Soaring!

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Oh!