Me? Wing governor? I'm writing this because I...
He says he feels nothing for me any more.
And he says the only woman he cares about is you.
Hear that? He's in love with me.
Martin and Rhiannon? It's her kids. They'll be in england, ju.
Of course. Everything you've told us,
everything you told the police, it was all lies?
I'm really sorry, sir.
I know you hit dockley. Somehow, I don't know how, you got to her.
Can I have some assistance over here, please? You stay put!
I want to say goodbye... Shouting
they've taken my babies away from me.
What's happened? He conned me, Denny.
Argh!
My brother said to me, he said, "Sylvia, you should be sat at home,
"taking it easy, not going into work." Maybe he's right.
Oh, no! That would be playing right into their hands, that would.
Nothing that murdering lot would like more than to get me
off their backs for a few weeks.
Well, I'm not about to give them that satisfaction.
Besides, I want a full investigation.
We've already had one. Nobody saw anything.
Well, of course they're going to say that.
There's nothing else we can do. The stairs were slippery. You said so yourself.
Perhaps you'd be paying a bit more attention
if they'd managed to kill me! Sniggering
looks like I'm going to have to take it up with the union. Fine. Just make sure you've decided
whether it was attempted murder or an accident before you ring them.
Helps to get your facts straight. Right.
After unlock, di, you're on post.
Sylvia, Dominic, locks, belts and bars. The rest of you, usual stuff.
Jim, we've a few prisoners being transferred from newby today.
They'll need an extra hand.
Why don't you send di?
I like to think all my staff are prepared to pitch in
when it's needed. Whatever their status.
I'll do it. No, I want you to have a chat with shell dockley.
It might be better if you took over as her personal officer,
for obvious reasons.
Right, that's it. Thanks.
You saw that, didn't you? Now tell me that cow isn't out to get me.
Hey. I've been sent to check a leak. I ain't noticed no leak.
Well, that's what it says here.
Look, it's in black and white, you can't argue with that, can you?
Yeah, well, the breakfast trollies will be down in a minute. Make it quick.
Oh, yeah, by the way, you know
when you saw me the other day in the yard with Denny?
I wasn't selling her no gear or nothing, so... so?
What you telling me for? I just don't want you to get the wrong idea, you know.
I don't do that sort of thing. Listen, I've been in here long enough to know that what
folks say and what they do is two separate things.
Yeah? That apply to you and all?
You won't hear no devil's lies sliding off my tongue.
So that time you got caught shoplifting, that not count, no?
Denny been running her mouth off, has she? Look, I was asking.
Very interested in me all of a sudden, ain't you?
Look, I ain't saying I wasn't a sinner too, but them rich geezers
who run all them shops, they're doing the devil's work and all.
Filling folks' minds with greed and desire,
making them want things they can't afford.
Handbags at 250 quid, dresses what cost thousands.
I know what Jesus would do if he was here.
And I suppose you're going to tell us all, yeah?
He'd go marching round all them shops, pulling the clothes down from
their racks, throwing fistfuls of jewellery up into the air,
till they shower back down on all them sinners.
Proper villain, then, yeah? You tell him that on judgement day!
Did you find it, then? Eh?
The leak? Oh, er... No, no. There was nothing there.
You must have been right.
All right. Come on, let's be having you. Come on.
Come on! Move it now! Come on!
Morning, mr McAllister.
Nice, isn't he?
You know you're not supposed to stick pictures to the walls.
Use the board. Aw! But then I won't be able to see him smiling at me
from across the pillow.
That's all us girls have in here, a bit of fantasy.
Shell, take it down.
You're getting very bossy all of a sudden.
You don't have to prove yourself.
I've been assigned as your new personal officer. God help me.
Oh, I see.
Well...
..Who needs him?
If you ever feel like popping in some time,
you know you're always welcome.
Look, if you don't want that, I'll have it. Go on, then.
How much?
Everyone's bleeding skint! Roll on pay day!
All right, Denny?
Any news of your mum yet? No. I rang the hostel again,
but she ain't been there for over a week now.
So? Maybe she's moved out.
Maybe she's found another place with the money we gave her.
Still doesn't explain why she ain't visited.
It must be hard for her, Denny. I mean, it must have been a shock,
coming across you like that after all these years.
Hm. Wouldn't like to find out that Denny was my daughter.
Me and Denny are having a private conversation here, love.
So if you don't mind...
Maybe that is why she hasn't turned up.
Maybe she's decided she don't want nothing to do with me.
You told me yourself how happy she was.
Listen, I don't know why she didn't turn up,
but I do know one thing, it's not because of you.
She was really proud of you. And so she should be.
You've got a lot going for you, girl.
And don't let anyone else tell you anything different.
Whistles
Daniella blood? What?
You'd better get back out in that yard
and clear up the mess you were supposed to this morning.
I'm eating. There's no breakfast for you until you've cleared it up.
Didn't want it anyway. Tastes like shit.
Fag out. I've only just... you heard!
Here, zan. Enjoy, mate.
So, what did she do, anyway? The usual shell stuff.
You know, trying it on. You want to come down heavy on her, son,
or she'll just take you for a ride.
It's funny when you're not on the receiving end. You log it, son.
Cover your back. Right, I'd better go and do the governor's little
errand, or she'll be ringing down to reception to check on me.
I don't mind doing it for you.
I wouldn't want you getting into trouble on my account.
If she feels the need to score points, that's fine by me.
More than fine.
Phone rings
hello. G wing.
Yeah.
What?
Ok. Er...
Right.
No, thanks. Thanks for letting us know.
What is it? St Martin's hospital.
It's Denny blood's mum.
Den, you know that girl you share with, crystal, yeah?
Um, can you give her this letter for us? Oh, yeah? What's in it?
Let's just say it's a couple of things I'd like to say to her
face, except she's a bit scary. You don't know how scary, man!
Nutter's the word.
Yeah, well, I like a challenge, so will you do it, yeah?
Cost you. You're joking me!
There you go.
Denny. What?
It's your mum. There's been an accident.
She got knocked down by a car. It's ok.
I mean, she's conscious and she's feeling a lot better. I knew it. I knew there was something wrong.
Well, I've got to go and see her.
Janine buxton got out on a visit when her dad was ill,
so I'll be allowed to see my mum. Won't I?
That's fantastic.
Here, look, Yvonne. My first ever letter from Rhiannon.
And guess what, they're moving back to London.
Aw, I'm really happy for you.
She won't ever forget what you done for her, you know.
No, I'll never forget. She can come visit.
Not whilst she's got a court order against me, she won't. Still, at least I know where they're living
now, eh? Yeah, and when we get out of here, we'll go and get them
and take them as far away from Andy Dawson as possible. Right? Right.
What you doing up here? Oh, piss off, you nosy old bag!
Ooh!
I don't envy you the strip search.
The governor wants you to go up to the medical wing when you've finished here.
Why? She wants you to supervise the piss tests.
I've got better things to do with my time. You know that and I know that.
Oh, bollocks! I've had enough of this.
You look brighter. Yeah, I was right. My mum was ill.
She got knocked down by a car.
Well, that ain't nothing to smile about, den.
No, that's why she didn't turn up, cos she couldn't,
not cos she didn't want to. Anyway, she's better now.
Mr McAllister's going to fix it so's I can go and see her.
Hang on, Denny. I never said that.
How come you can fix a day out for her and you can't even fix me
with a few aspirin?
Cos you're always asking for pills for one thing or another.
And it's not up to me anyway. It's up to dr Nicholson.
He's sod all use, isn't he? Nhs bloody reject!
Come here.
You know why you're in pain.
Cos you're still on the smack, aren't you? No!
You've got to get off it, zandra.
You nearly did it before, you can do it again.
Yeah, but I had reason to before, didn't I? Got sod all now.
You've got yourself. Do it for you, not for anyone else.
Look, you're not going to be in larkhall for much longer.
Get clean while you can, otherwise you're just going to end up
back here again.
Like you care.
Call me stupid.
Karen?
I think you ought to know that I've decided to start a grievance
procedure against you.
Really? And what would the grounds be, exactly?
Your unprofessional conduct towards me.
Unprofessional conduct, eh?
Well, you'd know all about that, wouldn't you, Jim?
The poa seems to think I've got a very good case. Do they now?
Well, we'll just have to wait and see, won't we?
I didn't want to do this, but i'm going to tell Simon about our past.
I thought it might help him understand your motives.
I'm sorry, Karen. Man's got to do, Jim.
Hey, crystal.
Hey, what's that? A letter from her boyfriend, Josh.
He ain't my boyfriend. Looks like he wants to be.
Well, he can want, then, can't he?
As soon as I'm out of here, this is going in the bin, where it belongs.
Tannoy: Daniella blood to miss betts' office. Good look, Denny.
Now, remember, it's temporary release.
That means you come back here afterwards, so don't go
getting any ideas when you're on the other side of that wall, ok?
Yes, miss. I promise, miss. I'll be good.
Miss barker will accompany you.
You give her any grief and I'll give you a lot more, understand?
Yes, miss. Thank you, miss.
Come on.
Not a very nice job.
It's work, isn't it?
You're good with your hands, then?
Yeah, I'm not bad. Mm, I bet. Let's have a look.
Mm!
Strong love line. I bet you've got lots of stamina.
You know, um, we could always meet up somewhere more private.
I could fix it, if you want.
I won't tell you what they're covered in, eh!
You're wasting your time there, she's a Bible basher.
Now, me... I believe in having fun.
Thanks, but no thanks, eh?
So, what did Josh say in his letter, then?
Don't know. You didn't really bin it, did you?
Yeah.
Without even reading it?
Do you want to get it out and read it for me, Denny?
Taxi's here. Are you ready? Yeah. Yeah! I can't wait. I ain't been outside for three years.
It's going to be wicked. Well, I hope it goes well. Cheers.
See you later. Not if you've got a brain, we won't.
Eh? Don't go making the same as me.
I should have stayed out when I had the chance.
Hey, don't you go putting ideas into her head.
I'm not going to mess up, miss. I promise.
I must want to see my mum, miss, that's all. Good girl.
Good girl(!) Stupid cow, more like! Just cos you've got a headache,
don't mean you can slag everyone off, you know.
Mr McAllister!
Mr McAllister, quick!
What is it?
Cockroaches.
I can't stand them. Where? Under there.
Squeals
I can't see anything.
Just thought I'd give you a personal welcome,
seeing as you're my personal officer.
Jesus, shell!
Wait!
Don't you want me to be your little girl?
Hold on a minute. I want to buy mum some flowers.
Where did you get that from?
A mate?
You know the rules, Denny. No money.
Oh, turn a blind eye, just this once, miss.
I'm going to get rid of it, ain't I, on the flowers?
Go on, then. Bleeding hell! £8.50 for them?!
I really like those roses. They're a tenner, Denny.
I've only got a fiver.
We'll take these.
I'll top it up. You can pay me back when you get out!
But do not go telling any of your mates!
Otherwise, they'll all be asking me for handouts. I won't, miss. Thanks. You're all right, man!
You did put enough... stuff on it, yeah. You made sure, didn't you...
I covered it all up, yeah, trust me, ju.
♪ Bloody rubbish, bloody rubbish
♪ place this is, place this is
♪ bodybag and fenner, they'll give me a tenner
♪ to wipe them out, wipe them out... ♪
crystal.
Did you get my letter? Yeah. And I put it straight in the bin.
My spelling that bad, yeah?
It's your words that's bad, boy! All lies!
Look, you seem pretty cool, yeah? I just wanted to get to know you
a little bit better. What's wrong with that?
And how many other girls would you like to get to know better? What's that supposed to mean?
I got eyes, you know!
Are you talking about that girl in the yard? She was coming on to me!
You was loving every minute of it.
Here, you ain't giving up that easy, are you, Josh?
She won't listen. So who was this girl, then?
I don't remember her name. She had long wavy blonde hair.
Looked like she'd eat me in one go. Both: Shell dockley.
I don't know.
Both: It's dockley.
I'm sorry. She discharged herself this morning.
Said she wanted to go home.
Right. She discharged herself from hospital this morning.
So, Denny wants to go to the hostel to see her mum there.
Yeah.
Well, it's in hackney. It wouldn't take us very long to get there.
Right.
Ok.
Thanks. Well?
Well...
..She said ok.
Wicked!
Come on.
My dressing gown just slipped off.
It's not a crime, having a slippy dressing gown, is it?
Don't piss me about. Why did you do it?
I hate it here on basic. Well, it's better than
being down the block and that's where I should put you.
Well, go on, then. You might as well. Everyone hates me anyway.
And you think coming on to an officer's going to solve anything?
I'd have thought you'd have learned your lesson after mr fenner.
I told you, I made all that up. I'm not going into that now.
What I'm saying is, here you are again,
trying the same thing with mr McAllister.
The point is, shell, don't you think you're worth more than that?
My mum's going to be well happy to see me.
We've come to see Jessie devlin. My mum.
Sorry, she's not booked in with us today.
No way, man. The hospital said she'd come back here.
Not today, I'm afraid.
Sorry.
Oi! Hey! What do you think you're playing at? You're stoking my shoes!
Tough titty. You're lucky your head ain't down that khazi. After what you did.
What are you on about, you mad cows? Oh, yeah. We know what you did.
Trying to mess things up for crystal.
Big deal. You're nothing but an evil slut, shell dockley.
Evil slut.
You don't call me that, do you hear? But that's just what you are.
Piss off, you pair of loonies!
Both: Nothing but an evil little slut.
Denny! I'm going to wait for her. What if she doesn't come? She will.
Oh, I've got to get you back to larkhall for tea!
Then you're going to have to drag me along the ground, ain't you, miss?
Look, I understand... you don't understand anything!
You promised me, Denny, and I trusted you.
If you don't come back with me now,
miss betts isn't going to let you out again.
If it was up to me, gorgeous, we'd stay here till Jessie turned up.
But I don't make the rules.
Look,
you come back to larkhall with me now without any hassle
and I promise I will help you find her.
Ok?
Glad you could do a round with me, sir.
Well, it allows us to have a little chat, Jim.
I must admit, I was rather surprised to get your letter about Karen.
She's left me no choice.
She seems to have some sort of vendetta against me.
Vendetta?
That's a little melodramatic, isn't it? It's what it feels like.
Karen betts is a very level headed woman.
Look, I... I wasn't going to say anything,
but that conference where we met each other... yes?
Well, she was coming on to me
and I'd had a few drinks and we ended up in bed together.
It's not something I'm proud of.
But I think there's a bit of bad feeling on her part.
Why's that?
Well, I told Karen that was an end to it, but she wouldn't have it.
I tell you, I was glad to get back home.
You can imagine my shock when she turned up in your office.
Why on earth didn't you tell me about this straightaway?
I didn't think it mattered.
I mean, it all happened so long ago, I'd forgotten all about it.
I assumed she had.
Well, she hadn't because she made a point of telling me about it as
soon as she realised how closely she was going to be working with you.
Of course, her account of your liaison was a little less vivid.
You know, if I were you, Jim, I'd learn to cut your losses.
Be glad the dockley thing's out of the way and you're still in a job.
But don't try and have your cake and eat it.
Your putt.
There's a taxi rank just on the other side.
Shouting
Jesus!
What's the matter?
That's my mum.
Denny...
I do not think you should be doing this!
What the hell do you think you're doing?!
Bugger off!
Jessie, it's me.
Daniella...
Oh, Billy... This is my lovely daughter.
Come and meet my pal, Billy.
'You're nothing but an evil slut, shell dockley.'
'evil slut.'
Michelle...
Little slut!
Evil little slut!
Look at you!
Who do you think you are?
Useless bimbo.
Prick teaser.
Slut.
Whore.
'Nothing but an evil little slut.'
Come and give your old mum a kiss. Leave it out.
Come on, mum. What about a cup of tea? We can talk.
I went to the hospital.
Oh, they won't give you a fag. You can't have a drink.
You ain't supposed to be drinking.
I can do what I like! Come on, love. Have a drop.
Shut it, you! Come on, Denny. I think we should go. Yeah.
Sod off, you miserable little bitch! I ain't going nowhere.
Not without her. I do not want to get into a fight. I'll smack him!
You leave him alone! He's not doing you any harm!
Why don't you piss off back to your cell? Come here, spoil my fun,
I didn't ask you to come looking for me!
I thought we were going to try and make a go of it, you and me.
What about our plans for when I get out?
What about the money I gave you for a deposit on a flat?
You should never have given me that money!
Who do you think paid for all this?
It's you!
You always were nothing but bloody trouble!
I never wanted you in the first place!
Please, stop it.
Mum...
Sod off, then!
I don't give a shit!
Bought you a present.
We couldn't help noticing you and Josh earlier on.
He's ever such a nice boy. So marry him, then.
Aw, now, you don't want to take no notice about what old shell dockley gets up to.
No, you know what she's like. Right old cow.
Yeah, well, if he don't see that, then he ain't worth nothing.
Both: She likes him. Hey, hey. Hang about. What?
Let's see what crystal's tea leaves have to say, eh, ju?
Well? I can't say yet.
Got to concentrate.
I'll sort you some food out. I ain't hungry.
Look, you know what it's like when you get tanked up.
You say all kinds of things you don't mean.
Look, she'll wake up tomorrow morning
and probably not remember what she's said. I will.
You all right, Denny? How'd it go? How's your mum?
Something old, something new...
..Something borrowed...
This is serious! Serious?
I've got it.
What?
All right? Here, Yvonne, couldn't get hold of a candle for us, could you? Candle?
Candle. Well, if you're that desperate, I can think of something better!
No, it ain't like that! We're on a mission. Mission. Come on, girls. Hurry up.
Come on. Yeah, sure. Whatever takes your fancy! Cheers. Ta.
Morning, ma'am. Morning.
I just wanted to say that I've decided to drop the grievance procedure.
Oh? Bit of a change of heart? I've been thinking.
Maybe I deserve everything you've thrown at me. Maybe?
Well, I have done a lot of stupid things lately.
Is this a confession, Jim? I was too soft on dockley.
It was too easy for her to twist things, make them look bad.
I suppose when you've been in the service as long as I have,
you think you know it all. Well, I have to admit, I'm impressed.
Though I can't say I'm surprised.
No?
Simon gave me a ring last night.
Said he had a very pleasant game of golf.
I suppose you just wanted to watch me grovel.
Well, I hope it's made you feel better.
It's not about me trying to get one up on you, Jim.
It's about wanting to run a unit with officers I can trust.
The next time you step out of line, I'll be ready,
and it won't just be a suspension.
It's doing my head in, sharing a cell with them two.
I ain't getting much sleep, myself.
There's Denny shouting out all night and zandra's tossing
and turning, when she ain't twitching and shaking.
Yeah, but maybe zan's still in shock
after having the baby taken away.
Oh, I don't know, but if it goes on for much longer, i'm...
Bumping and crashing
bloody thing!
Stupid bloody thing!
Is that for the mattress?
Or for your mum? Piss off!
Go on, hit it.
Hit it. Hit it!
Go on, get it out, Denny! Let it out! Let it out, Denny! Let it out!
It's all right.
It's ok. Sshh.
She sobs sshh.
It's ok, Denny.
I took her back. I gave her all that money and for what?
What were you hoping would happen, Denny? Just that she'd love me.
But the trouble is you can't buy people's love.
They either give it to you or they don't.
Why is it always "don't" with me?
Do people treat you with respect, Denny? Yeah(!)
Yeah, well, that's because you don't treat yourself with respect.
Always putting yourself down, saying that you're nothing.
Well, other people are going to feel the same way.
They're going to walk all over you.
You've got to learn to like yourself.
There ain't nothing to like.
Well, I like you.
And there's no-one forcing me, is there?
No.
Well, you must have something going for you, then.
Cos I'm very choosy about the people who I like.
That's better.
Now listen, I'd like you a whole lot more if you help me
clear this bloody mess up.
I could have done myself an injury with these. Janice got them from the sewing class.
She wants them back within the hour, yeah? No problem.
Here, zan... yeah. Can you give us a hand with this?
Something old, eh? Something blue. Here, ju.
Do you reckon they're the same size? Yeah, good as.
What's the matter with you? Don't know.
I've got a bit of a sore stomach. On top of your sore head?
Yeah, I think I've got flu coming on or something.
Maybe you've been doing too much smack.
Yeah, thanks for the sympathy, Denny.
Hey. Guess who's come to see you.
Who? Your mum, you divvy.
No shit? Yeah. What state is she in?
Clean and tidy. And sober.
Well? Are you coming, or what?
Oh, did you bring it? Yeah.
Excellent.
Knock at door
oh, Christ!
Oh, cheers!
Look, are you sure that this is going to work? Course!
We've been planning this for ages. For ages. Can't go wrong.
I've got Denny blood to see her mum. Ok.
I'm sorry, den.
I felt awful when I woke up and remembered what I'd done.
I didn't mean any of it, you know. It's just the booze talking.
In fact, I don't even remember half of what I said.
You said I should piss off back to my cell.
It was just the booze.
And I swear
I'm never going to touch another drop again.
Soon as I got up, I went and booked myself into detox.
So everything's going to be all right.
Is it? Yeah.
Yeah, it is.
You and me, den,
we'll be fine.
And when you get out of here,
we'll get that house we were talking about.
You never know, if I get a job, we might have it sooner than you think.
They might even let you come home for the odd weekend.
And you're going to say nothing?
I'll give you a year.
Eh?
If you're still off the booze then, I'll think about it.
I don't want to hear from you till then.
But, den... until you can show me...
I've been picturing some nice, rosy life waiting for me on the outside.
It's all bollocks. No, it's not, den. This time... don't.
You're doing my nut in now.
Fingers crossed, eh?
Hang about, crystal. Don't you want to finish clearing up first, eh?
I'm starving, girl.
Crystal? What?
It's your red top. It's got jammed in the washing machine and I can't get it out.
I never put it in the wash! I put it in with some of my stuff.
I was only doing you a favour. Take me away from here, lord!
I think it's going to be all right. I just want you to check...
How many times do I have to tell you just to leave my things alone?
I, er...
..Thought I'd take you out for a meal, if that's ok.
Is this your idea? No, it was the Julies.
I just helped. Well, a few of us did, actually.
For you, sir? Thank you.
Mm!
Fruity little bouquet there. Giggles
thank you. Madam? We thought you might like as little dinner.
A romantic meal for two. It's a la carte.
Hope bangers and mash are ok. Oh, it's lovely. Thanks.
Crystal, Julie made them napkins out of her own top.
Yeah, but zandra lent us her bracelets for the napkin rings.
Ooh, and Yvonne got us the candle.
And we used the old bed sheet for the tablecloth.
Yeah, we made sure we washed it first, though.
Oh, yeah, made sure there were no nasty stains.
Right, well, enjoy yourselves.
We'll leave you to it.
Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. We'll leave you to it.
A group therapist? Yes.
Where's the money coming from for that?
General purposes and finance committee.
Money down the drain, if you ask me.
But I'm not asking, Sylvia.
Now, I'd like all personal officers have a think
about who would benefit from these sessions.
Oh, I was wondering about Denny after what she's been through
with her mum and everything. Yeah, good idea.
I've also had zandra plackett put forward as a possible, and I think
Michelle dockley is a definite. Dockley?
What kind of message are we sending out here?
Cry rape and we'll pay someone to give
you a bit of encouragement?
You sound worried, Jim.
It's just that men are vulnerable in women's prisons.
Aren't they, dom?
That's why it's best not to get yourself
into compromising positions.
We could all do with someone to sit and listen to our problems.
We've got plenty of them sitting out there.
Sylvia, I've had about as many snide comments as I think
I can stomach from you. I'm not looking for your opinion.
I'm telling you. First session starts next week
and I want 100% cooperation.
Cooperation! That's rich coming from madame Stalin.
If that's the way she wants to play it, as far as I'm concerned
from now on it's every man for himself.
Never eaten in a posh restaurant before.
I've never had to say grace in one either, so.
She laughs
how did you come to work here?
I don't know, I suppose I just sort of fell into it.
You know, you don't need no qualifications,
which is good because I haven't got any! Same here!
I've started studying for my gcses now, though. Good for you.
School were... School weren't my thing.
I got in with the wrong crowd and got into a bit of trouble.
What sort of trouble?
Twoking, mainly.
Nicking people's cars. Joyriding, that sort of thing.
I don't know, it used to give me a buzz.
And then one night we came round a bend and nearly hit this kid.
He must have been like, er, six, seven?
Same age as my little brother.
Never did it again after that.
It's just as well, I suppose. I could've ended up...
Ended up in a place like this?
Yeah.
Sorry.
I, er, wanted you to forget about fenner. I did.
Thanks.
It don't seem fair they've got you banged up in here
just for shoplifting.
Well, it was my third time.
I should have learned my lesson when they gave me a suspended sentence.
When I get out of here, with the help of the lord,
I won't be coming back.
Well, you've not long now, have you? And when you do get out,
I'll take you to a proper restaurant to celebrate.
That's if you'll let me.
Well, I might.
What do you take me for?
Sorry. I mean, well, it's our first date, innit?
Yeah.
You can hold my hand, if you like.
Aww! What?
They're holding hands. Is that all?
Yeah, but that means it's serious, innit? True love. Yeah.
Here, giz a look!
Aww. Keys jangle
Are you all right?
Yeah, yeah, the, erm, the door was stuck
but, oh, it's all right now!
Yeah, just going to empty the last load.
Well, hurry up. You've got 20 minutes, no more.
Right. Right.
Penny for 'em.
Listen, mr fenner, you could offer me a grand
and I still wouldn't tell you what goes on up here.
It's the only piece of privacy I get.
Probably thinking about your fella, weren't you? What's his name?
Charlie?
It's a hell of a long time to be away from him. Yeah.
But if you're thinking of stepping into the breach, don't bother.
You're not my type.
I like to keep my distance.
There's not many women would hire a hit man to sort
out their husband's problems for them.
You must love him a lot. Yeah.
But you can cut the crap and the sympathy. What you after?
Making your life a bit easier, and my own.
Next visiting time, I could fix up a private room for the two of you.
No questions asked. Interested?
Depends what's in it for you.
Just a few hundred. Peanuts, really, to a man
who must be worth a fortune.
Who knows? It could become a regular thing.
Do I detect the ever so faint whiff of corruption?
Listen, love, I've been in this job 14 years
and I've never crossed the line, not once.
But all you get for keeping your nose clean is shat on.
I've had enough.
So, what do you say?
I'd say...
..It's been a pleasure talking to you, mr fenner.
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