1 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:22,985 Grant us, Lord, the wisdom and the grace to use right... 2 00:03:23,201 --> 00:03:26,898 the time that is left to us here on Earth. 3 00:03:27,115 --> 00:03:31,030 Lead us to repent of our sins, the evil we have done... 4 00:03:31,290 --> 00:03:34,031 and the good we have not done. 5 00:03:34,203 --> 00:03:37,639 And strengthen us to follow the steps of Your son... 6 00:03:37,901 --> 00:03:42,076 in the way that leads to the fullness of eternal life. 7 00:03:42,336 --> 00:03:45,685 For Jesus Christ, Our Lord, Amen. 8 00:03:46,250 --> 00:03:48,034 Amen. 9 00:04:07,473 --> 00:04:09,517 Bastard! 10 00:04:10,518 --> 00:04:13,083 Still owes me for a lobster. 11 00:04:19,955 --> 00:04:23,346 It's like that David Bowie film: "The Man Who Fell to Earth". 12 00:04:23,565 --> 00:04:27,391 No, it's not! Trevethyn jumped off a plane without a parachute. 13 00:04:27,565 --> 00:04:30,479 - In the film, Bowie was an alien. - "Is" an alien. 14 00:04:30,697 --> 00:04:32,915 Don't start with that bollocks. 15 00:04:33,089 --> 00:04:36,437 There are many people in show biz that are from off-world. 16 00:04:36,655 --> 00:04:39,177 Have you ever looked into David Bowie's eyes? 17 00:04:39,829 --> 00:04:42,917 By that same token, you could say that Charlie was an alien. 18 00:04:43,134 --> 00:04:45,309 Exactly! 19 00:04:45,700 --> 00:04:48,527 - Charlie, more wine? - Thanks, Grace. 20 00:04:49,570 --> 00:04:52,397 - House looks lovely! - Oh, thank you. 21 00:04:52,832 --> 00:04:55,094 - Maurice? - Yeah, thank you. 22 00:04:56,528 --> 00:04:59,399 - Thank you, Grace. - Thank you, Grace. 23 00:05:03,227 --> 00:05:06,575 - Tongue. Sausage rolls in the kitchen. - Thank you. 24 00:05:06,749 --> 00:05:08,706 - Wash your hands. - Okay. 25 00:05:10,750 --> 00:05:12,620 Grace, who are you looking for? 26 00:05:12,837 --> 00:05:15,012 Matthew, there you are! 27 00:05:15,620 --> 00:05:19,839 Would you check the humidifier in the greenhouse? I completely forgot. 28 00:05:20,622 --> 00:05:23,753 It's done! I did it yesterday when you asked me. 29 00:05:24,667 --> 00:05:27,144 Don't know what I'd do without him. 30 00:05:30,841 --> 00:05:34,582 What kind of injuries would someone have if they fell from that height? 31 00:05:34,886 --> 00:05:38,365 - Very bad ones. - Why did he do it? 32 00:05:38,540 --> 00:05:40,453 We don't really know. 33 00:05:40,583 --> 00:05:44,583 Maybe he thought he was going to the bathroom and picked the wrong door. 34 00:05:45,063 --> 00:05:48,499 Yes, very likely. Would you excuse me? 35 00:05:50,499 --> 00:05:53,543 - I'm gonna get you! - No, you're not! You can't catch me! 36 00:05:54,630 --> 00:05:56,065 Matt. 37 00:05:56,804 --> 00:05:58,849 - Have you got any? - No. There's none about. 38 00:05:59,109 --> 00:06:01,154 Matthew. 39 00:06:01,806 --> 00:06:04,155 - Alright, come on. - Good. 40 00:06:11,199 --> 00:06:13,199 She's not here, Grace. 41 00:06:13,374 --> 00:06:18,157 - Who's not here? - She left just after the service. 42 00:06:19,462 --> 00:06:21,984 - Did you talk to her? - No. 43 00:06:30,421 --> 00:06:35,162 - Do you think she'll leave? - She loves it here. 44 00:06:35,814 --> 00:06:40,294 Diana thinks it was an accident. He was just looking for the lavatory. 45 00:06:41,510 --> 00:06:44,077 I imagine he went on the way down. 46 00:06:45,512 --> 00:06:47,251 Is this the last of it? 47 00:06:47,426 --> 00:06:50,427 Enjoy. It's gonna be a long cold winter. 48 00:06:50,861 --> 00:06:52,036 All right, Alfred? 49 00:06:52,253 --> 00:06:54,949 - Hi, Dr. Bamford! - Hi, Matthew. 50 00:06:55,167 --> 00:06:58,038 I wonder if you could do me a favour, doctor. 51 00:06:58,210 --> 00:07:01,255 My ear needs to be looked at again. It's still... 52 00:07:01,385 --> 00:07:06,908 still giving me gyp. I'll pop into the surgery tomorrow. 53 00:07:07,431 --> 00:07:10,344 Okay. Well, I'd better be off. 54 00:07:10,562 --> 00:07:14,780 There's reports of salmon poachers out in the estuary. 55 00:07:18,303 --> 00:07:20,216 You alright? 56 00:07:22,086 --> 00:07:24,261 You have no idea. 57 00:07:33,741 --> 00:07:35,872 My mom wanted to get one of those dishwashers. 58 00:07:36,089 --> 00:07:39,787 My dad said "no". She's already got one. Him. 59 00:07:45,615 --> 00:07:49,006 If there's anything I can do, Grace, you know, in the house... 60 00:07:49,093 --> 00:07:52,963 Well, everyone's been very kind, but, really... 61 00:07:53,876 --> 00:07:55,573 ...I'm fine. - I'll do that. 62 00:07:55,790 --> 00:07:57,226 No, it's... 63 00:07:57,878 --> 00:07:59,095 Harvey! 64 00:07:59,748 --> 00:08:01,705 I'm fine. 65 00:08:02,140 --> 00:08:04,140 Right-o. 66 00:08:55,240 --> 00:08:57,328 - Morning, Matthew. - Hi ya. 67 00:09:01,677 --> 00:09:03,764 - Hello, Joyce. - Good morning, Grace. 68 00:09:11,026 --> 00:09:12,896 - Morning, Tom! - Hello, Grace! 69 00:09:18,158 --> 00:09:20,160 Good morning, ladies. 70 00:09:26,943 --> 00:09:28,986 Morning, Grace. 71 00:09:29,900 --> 00:09:34,379 I'd like a package of paracetamol and I'd like to settle my account. 72 00:09:34,814 --> 00:09:36,729 Oh, no... We've... 73 00:09:36,902 --> 00:09:39,251 Lost our accounts. Why don't you pay us next month? 74 00:09:39,424 --> 00:09:41,251 - Lost the accounts? - Yes. 75 00:09:41,469 --> 00:09:43,948 It's very mysterious. 76 00:09:44,730 --> 00:09:47,862 - I'll just take the paracetamol. - Right so. 77 00:09:48,078 --> 00:09:49,905 How much is that? 78 00:09:50,427 --> 00:09:52,731 Five pence. 79 00:09:53,602 --> 00:09:55,429 No, it's £1,25 on the box. 80 00:09:55,689 --> 00:09:57,646 Special offer. 81 00:10:00,735 --> 00:10:02,474 Thank you. 82 00:10:03,474 --> 00:10:05,996 Right. Thank you. 83 00:10:06,258 --> 00:10:08,562 - Bye-bye now. - Bye-bye. 84 00:10:41,788 --> 00:10:44,136 I can extend the overdraft... 85 00:10:44,440 --> 00:10:49,224 a bit. And maybe you can find out if there's a life insurance policy. 86 00:10:49,486 --> 00:10:53,138 - Investments. - I don't understand, it's a mistake. 87 00:10:53,703 --> 00:10:59,096 Your late husband used the house as an asset to raise capital. 88 00:10:59,661 --> 00:11:02,228 As you have no children, you'll inherit the estate... 89 00:11:02,445 --> 00:11:05,446 but you'll also inherit the mortgage. 90 00:11:05,751 --> 00:11:09,533 Fine. The house's 300 years old. The mortgage must be paid off by now. 91 00:11:09,881 --> 00:11:11,708 You don't understand. 92 00:11:11,882 --> 00:11:17,188 He used the house as collateral for loans to finance business deals. 93 00:11:17,448 --> 00:11:20,754 None of which, actually, took off. 94 00:11:20,970 --> 00:11:24,320 - What about the money he left me? - There isn't any. 95 00:11:25,320 --> 00:11:28,973 And there are the mortgage payments. 96 00:11:29,190 --> 00:11:32,366 - How much are they? - Two thousand pounds a month. 97 00:12:07,678 --> 00:12:10,331 I'll be up your flu in a minute or two 98 00:12:10,679 --> 00:12:12,897 Cause I know where to find it 99 00:12:13,114 --> 00:12:15,506 It's on your back and it's called... 100 00:12:15,768 --> 00:12:17,681 Hey, how are you doing? 101 00:12:18,464 --> 00:12:21,551 Matthew, I've got some bad news, I'm afraid. 102 00:12:21,769 --> 00:12:23,508 I know. 103 00:12:30,424 --> 00:12:33,294 - Have you tried plant food? - I tried everything. 104 00:12:33,641 --> 00:12:35,599 They died on purpose. I even talk to them. 105 00:12:35,728 --> 00:12:37,772 - What do you say? - "Would you mind not dying?" 106 00:12:38,034 --> 00:12:39,903 You really are a crap gardener, Matthew. 107 00:12:40,078 --> 00:12:42,426 What do I know about plants? I'm from Glasgow! 108 00:12:42,687 --> 00:12:45,905 - I hate this. I really hate this. - Will somebody else do it? 109 00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:49,516 - We're sea people. - He's not. He's a doctor! 110 00:12:49,732 --> 00:12:52,907 I don't have a fabulous record when it comes to keeping things alive. 111 00:12:53,167 --> 00:12:55,343 It's like the signs. 112 00:12:55,647 --> 00:12:57,212 What signs? 113 00:12:57,473 --> 00:12:59,213 Armageddon. 114 00:12:59,431 --> 00:13:03,258 Final conflict. A man falls from the sky... 115 00:13:03,562 --> 00:13:06,084 you lose your job, and all the plants are dying. 116 00:13:08,433 --> 00:13:10,650 I meant to do that. 117 00:13:11,868 --> 00:13:15,391 Do you have a stock portfolio, perhaps? 118 00:13:15,652 --> 00:13:18,435 - What's that? - I don't know. 119 00:13:18,782 --> 00:13:21,262 I just thought you might have one. 120 00:13:21,437 --> 00:13:25,958 No, there's nothing like that. It's just bills and letters of credit. 121 00:13:27,046 --> 00:13:31,916 I don't understand. There are accounts here of companies I haven't heard of. 122 00:13:33,656 --> 00:13:35,961 We've got a Swiss bank account. 123 00:13:36,222 --> 00:13:39,005 There's nothing in it, but we do have one. 124 00:13:40,398 --> 00:13:44,877 I'm sure there's something tucked away somewhere. 125 00:13:45,094 --> 00:13:47,616 That's what I thought, Gerald. 126 00:13:47,964 --> 00:13:51,139 But no. No, there's not. 127 00:13:52,009 --> 00:13:54,096 There's nothing! 128 00:13:55,749 --> 00:13:58,749 What in God's name am I going to do? 129 00:14:26,190 --> 00:14:29,453 - Are you alright? You look peaky. - I'm fine. 130 00:14:29,844 --> 00:14:33,758 - I've just a bad hangover. - I can't remember if we drank much. 131 00:14:36,628 --> 00:14:38,846 God, you're really ill. You never get hangovers... 132 00:14:39,020 --> 00:14:42,413 - I'll be fine once I get on the boat. - You shouldn't go to work. 133 00:14:42,630 --> 00:14:44,891 I think you should see the doctor. 134 00:14:46,544 --> 00:14:49,196 I can't see anyone without an appointment. 135 00:14:50,979 --> 00:14:52,937 - Tea? - Yes, please! 136 00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:57,938 Hey, what are you doing? Get off! Get off of there! 137 00:14:58,111 --> 00:15:01,895 Given your recent troubles, we rather thought you'd want to cancel. 138 00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:04,418 It's only a tea party. We could have it anywhere. 139 00:15:04,592 --> 00:15:08,462 But we always have it here. It's tradition. 140 00:15:08,766 --> 00:15:10,810 I've been working on a new hybrid. 141 00:15:11,029 --> 00:15:14,159 "Phalanopsis pathopedilum." It's beautiful! 142 00:15:15,464 --> 00:15:18,073 Alright, ladies. Back to business. 143 00:15:18,290 --> 00:15:20,769 Do we invite Dr. Bamford... 144 00:15:20,943 --> 00:15:24,249 given his disgraceful display last year? 145 00:15:24,902 --> 00:15:27,815 No! Come on, sir. Off the mower! 146 00:15:28,075 --> 00:15:31,076 - What's going on? - Afternoon, Mrs. Trevethyn. 147 00:15:31,338 --> 00:15:33,207 Hello, Bob. Terry. 148 00:15:33,425 --> 00:15:35,860 - How's your mom's hip, Bob? - Much better, thanks. 149 00:15:36,121 --> 00:15:38,991 - Good, good. - They wanna take the lawn mower. 150 00:15:40,558 --> 00:15:45,383 It's the finance company. There haven't been any payments. 151 00:15:47,819 --> 00:15:50,646 Well, you'd better take it, then. 152 00:15:58,126 --> 00:16:00,474 I'm really sorry. 153 00:16:19,959 --> 00:16:23,829 Matthew! Matthew, you don't have to do this. 154 00:16:23,959 --> 00:16:27,264 It's alright! You paid me till the end of the week. 155 00:16:28,135 --> 00:16:31,135 I don't believe he even lied about the lawn mower. 156 00:16:33,265 --> 00:16:35,658 He lied about everything. 157 00:16:46,356 --> 00:16:50,139 - Can't you get a job? - What could I do? 158 00:16:50,313 --> 00:16:52,140 You could... 159 00:16:53,139 --> 00:16:56,184 - Do you want a cup of tea? - No, thank you. 160 00:16:57,011 --> 00:16:58,881 Matthew... 161 00:16:59,098 --> 00:17:02,577 ...I'm really sorry about your job. - It's alright. 162 00:17:03,317 --> 00:17:05,621 You're gonna have to get a goat. 163 00:17:07,317 --> 00:17:10,666 - If there's anything else I can do. - I was hoping you would say that. 164 00:17:11,449 --> 00:17:13,057 - Why? - Grace... 165 00:17:13,276 --> 00:17:16,016 you are the best gardener in the world. 166 00:17:16,755 --> 00:17:19,712 I've got some plants that are really sick. 167 00:17:20,191 --> 00:17:23,017 - They desperately need help. - Well, where are they? 168 00:17:25,887 --> 00:17:26,670 What? 169 00:17:50,197 --> 00:17:53,155 - Why are you whispering? - I don't wanna wake up any squirrels. 170 00:17:53,372 --> 00:17:55,460 Just through here. Here! 171 00:17:55,721 --> 00:17:59,504 - Are these Gerald's plants? - No, no. They're mine. 172 00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:02,680 I think I may have over watered them. 173 00:18:05,941 --> 00:18:10,289 I'm not stupid, Matthew. I know what this is. 174 00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:13,246 What is it? 175 00:18:13,464 --> 00:18:15,856 - Hemp. - Is it? 176 00:18:17,204 --> 00:18:19,900 - Alright, it's hemp. - They're not getting enough light. 177 00:18:20,075 --> 00:18:22,075 They're never going to grow in the dark down here. 178 00:18:22,292 --> 00:18:26,250 - I didn't want anybody to see them. - You wouldn't, would you? 179 00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:31,990 For these poor things to grow, they need some decent soil and better light. 180 00:18:32,209 --> 00:18:34,426 Okay, thanks. 181 00:18:39,645 --> 00:18:43,471 Come on, let's take one back to the greenhouse, see what we can do. 182 00:18:43,689 --> 00:18:46,081 You may not want to do that. 183 00:18:46,212 --> 00:18:49,691 I'm a gardener. These are sick plants. 184 00:18:49,908 --> 00:18:51,735 Alright. 185 00:18:58,606 --> 00:19:01,345 - Look! There's Gerald! - He won't see us. His eyes are bad. 186 00:19:01,563 --> 00:19:03,128 Quick! Quick! 187 00:19:03,477 --> 00:19:06,868 - Where have you been? - It's brilliant, Nicky. 188 00:19:07,087 --> 00:19:09,130 - I've saved the plants. - How? 189 00:19:09,348 --> 00:19:11,348 - I called in an expert. - Who? 190 00:19:11,566 --> 00:19:14,131 The best gardener in the world. 191 00:19:14,349 --> 00:19:16,610 - Grace! - Grace? 192 00:19:16,785 --> 00:19:20,785 It's fantastic! It's compensation for laying me off. Isn't that nice? 193 00:19:21,089 --> 00:19:23,351 - I don't know. - What do you mean, you don't know? 194 00:19:23,612 --> 00:19:27,309 Hasn't she got enough problems without getting into drugs? 195 00:19:27,482 --> 00:19:31,136 - What are you talking about, drugs? - You know what I'm talking about. 196 00:19:31,483 --> 00:19:35,354 They're still illegal. She's very vulnerable just now. 197 00:19:36,660 --> 00:19:39,093 I hope you're not taking advantage of her. 198 00:19:39,268 --> 00:19:41,529 I'm doing this for us! 199 00:19:42,008 --> 00:19:44,790 - Is this how you say "thanks"? - No. 200 00:19:45,486 --> 00:19:48,183 I've got a much better way. 201 00:19:49,488 --> 00:19:51,967 Congratulations, Mr. Stuart. 202 00:19:52,141 --> 00:19:55,446 You are tonight's lucky Scotsman. 203 00:20:22,148 --> 00:20:25,018 - Well, I either am or I'm not. - No, no, you definitely are. 204 00:20:25,583 --> 00:20:27,541 Pregnant indeed. 205 00:20:28,541 --> 00:20:30,889 - Is that a good thing? - Yes. 206 00:20:32,498 --> 00:20:34,456 Yes, it's brilliant. 207 00:20:35,195 --> 00:20:37,673 Any idea who the father is? 208 00:20:37,847 --> 00:20:41,892 I think I know. I saw some of the chromosomes had little kilts on. 209 00:20:43,023 --> 00:20:44,502 Very funny. 210 00:20:45,067 --> 00:20:48,110 I do have some bad news, though. 211 00:20:48,285 --> 00:20:51,460 - What? - There's a risk of ginger hair. 212 00:20:53,242 --> 00:20:57,244 - Piss off. - How are all our plants doing? 213 00:20:58,418 --> 00:21:00,549 He's called in an expert. 214 00:21:01,592 --> 00:21:03,550 Sounds good. 215 00:21:03,941 --> 00:21:09,594 Don't mention the baby yet. I wanna tell him when the time is right. 216 00:21:10,552 --> 00:21:13,073 What baby? Have a sweetie. 217 00:21:18,205 --> 00:21:21,554 - Will she live, doctor? - I think so. 218 00:21:22,467 --> 00:21:26,077 - Where did these seeds come from? - A guy in a pub in Bodmin. 219 00:21:27,121 --> 00:21:29,252 I mean what kind are they? 220 00:21:29,513 --> 00:21:31,861 They're "Indicasativa" hybrids. 221 00:21:32,078 --> 00:21:34,949 "Purple Haze" with "Early Pearl" crossed with "Ruderalis". 222 00:21:35,122 --> 00:21:38,732 But anyway, they're designed to grow in a very sunny climate. 223 00:21:38,950 --> 00:21:40,646 If you say so. 224 00:21:40,906 --> 00:21:43,907 Is it the bud the bit you're after? 225 00:21:47,517 --> 00:21:49,560 Look. 226 00:21:53,431 --> 00:21:57,171 - What is it? - That's the start of a new bud. 227 00:21:58,954 --> 00:22:01,650 You did that in 24 hours? 228 00:22:02,043 --> 00:22:04,303 - You're a witch. - It's not me, really. 229 00:22:04,522 --> 00:22:06,913 It's just a question of having enough light. 230 00:22:07,131 --> 00:22:10,000 No light, no buds. Simple. 231 00:22:13,089 --> 00:22:15,872 - Yes? - Is it alright if I park there? 232 00:22:16,089 --> 00:22:17,306 - Yes. - Dogs? 233 00:22:17,437 --> 00:22:20,568 - Dogs? - Dogs. Do you have dogs? 234 00:22:20,916 --> 00:22:23,699 Postmen and surveyors. Irresistible to our canine friends. 235 00:22:23,873 --> 00:22:25,961 - No, there's no dogs. - Good. 236 00:22:26,526 --> 00:22:28,267 Yes, fabulous hall. 237 00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:31,918 - Can I help you? - No, no. I'm fine on my own. 238 00:22:32,137 --> 00:22:35,790 - Tea is always nice. - You've come to the wrong house. 239 00:22:36,007 --> 00:22:38,486 I'm sorry, Nigel Plimpton. 240 00:22:38,790 --> 00:22:41,400 Trevethyn? Liac House? 241 00:22:42,313 --> 00:22:45,575 Evaluation for Ramptons redebts outstanding. 242 00:22:45,791 --> 00:22:48,488 It's a standard procedure before a house is put up for auction. 243 00:22:48,706 --> 00:22:50,881 But the house is not for auction. 244 00:22:52,446 --> 00:22:54,838 I'm afraid it will be. 245 00:22:55,142 --> 00:22:56,882 Here, look. 246 00:22:57,316 --> 00:23:00,882 People in your position often stop opening their mail... 247 00:23:01,057 --> 00:23:04,405 so I'm the first real proof it's all happening. 248 00:23:05,580 --> 00:23:08,102 I'll beg you to leave, please. 249 00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:10,189 I'm sorry. I can't. 250 00:23:10,407 --> 00:23:14,842 - I really must do this. - I'd like you to leave as well. 251 00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:20,323 Call the office to reschedule. 252 00:23:26,237 --> 00:23:27,585 Thank you. 253 00:23:29,802 --> 00:23:32,369 Ramptons is an enormous investment trust. 254 00:23:32,630 --> 00:23:35,979 John's syndicate took a huge tumble. 255 00:23:36,153 --> 00:23:38,980 I'd no idea he had business interest in the city. 256 00:23:39,196 --> 00:23:41,067 Yes, but how much do I owe them? 257 00:23:41,284 --> 00:23:45,546 If you don't pay the money owing, they can claim any or all... 258 00:23:45,938 --> 00:23:48,025 of your assets. 259 00:23:48,243 --> 00:23:51,330 This, of course, would include... 260 00:23:51,547 --> 00:23:55,288 ...the house. - How much do I owe them, Melvyn? 261 00:23:56,026 --> 00:23:58,288 300 thousand pounds. 262 00:23:59,375 --> 00:24:01,594 Approximately. 263 00:24:42,125 --> 00:24:44,082 Bastard! 264 00:25:36,399 --> 00:25:38,182 - Matthew? - Yeah? 265 00:25:38,444 --> 00:25:40,662 You know that plant... 266 00:25:40,878 --> 00:25:43,270 I'm looking after for you? 267 00:25:44,184 --> 00:25:47,445 - How much is it worth? - It hasn't died, has it? 268 00:25:47,664 --> 00:25:50,837 No, no, it's thriving! I just... 269 00:25:51,576 --> 00:25:53,534 wondered how much you'd get for it. 270 00:25:54,969 --> 00:25:57,970 Ounce for ounce, the really good stuff is worth more than gold. 271 00:26:01,318 --> 00:26:03,754 Greenhouse, now! 272 00:26:05,797 --> 00:26:08,842 Here's what I think: we take cuttings from the mother plant... 273 00:26:09,103 --> 00:26:12,539 root them, grow them hydroponically and go straight to budding. 274 00:26:12,755 --> 00:26:14,800 We could have the first harvest in a matter of weeks. 275 00:26:15,018 --> 00:26:18,976 You could clear what you need in the 1st run and in the time you've got. 276 00:26:20,323 --> 00:26:22,889 You haven't given it any thought, then. 277 00:26:23,629 --> 00:26:26,064 You can't tell anybody. 278 00:26:36,457 --> 00:26:40,024 He just started. We've got at least an hour. 279 00:26:48,547 --> 00:26:50,809 - Sorry. - You've done it all 280 00:26:51,766 --> 00:26:54,592 You've broken every code 281 00:26:56,245 --> 00:27:01,246 Hold the rebel to the floor 282 00:27:02,855 --> 00:27:08,378 You've spoiled the game No matter what you say 283 00:27:09,726 --> 00:27:14,380 For only metal What a bore 284 00:27:14,598 --> 00:27:18,511 Be reasonable. That piece is worth that alone! 285 00:27:18,989 --> 00:27:22,034 I'm being very fair, Mrs. T. Very good price I'm giving you. 286 00:27:22,209 --> 00:27:25,687 - It's daylight robbery! - What else do you got? 287 00:27:26,949 --> 00:27:32,950 Come and see me Make me smile 288 00:27:33,427 --> 00:27:35,473 Or do what you want 289 00:27:35,733 --> 00:27:40,126 Run on wild 290 00:27:41,952 --> 00:27:44,387 There's nothing left 291 00:27:44,517 --> 00:27:47,997 All gone and runaway 292 00:27:49,127 --> 00:27:52,998 Maybe you'll tarry For a while 293 00:27:53,650 --> 00:27:55,782 - Is it this blue one, Jack? - That's right. 294 00:27:55,998 --> 00:28:00,696 It's just a test A game for us to play 295 00:28:00,913 --> 00:28:02,566 Hi, Grace. 296 00:28:03,131 --> 00:28:06,306 - Hello, Nicky! - I haven't seen you for days. 297 00:28:06,523 --> 00:28:09,002 - Are you okay? - Yes! Busy. 298 00:28:10,307 --> 00:28:12,263 What are you doing? 299 00:28:12,568 --> 00:28:15,569 I'm building a fence. Keep out the rabbits. 300 00:28:16,178 --> 00:28:17,743 With electrical wire? 301 00:28:18,483 --> 00:28:21,483 - It's an electric fence. - Okay. 302 00:28:21,657 --> 00:28:24,789 Is Matt up at the house? I just gotta see him about something. 303 00:28:25,006 --> 00:28:28,920 No, he's out. He's looking for a transformer. 304 00:28:29,224 --> 00:28:31,225 For the electric fence. 305 00:28:32,529 --> 00:28:35,530 If you do see him, would you tell him I'll meet him at the pub at 7? 306 00:28:35,835 --> 00:28:37,357 Yeah, right-o. 307 00:28:39,096 --> 00:28:41,054 - Bye! - Bye! 308 00:28:51,751 --> 00:28:53,491 Good book, is it? 309 00:28:56,057 --> 00:28:58,362 Oh, Jackie Collins. 310 00:28:59,667 --> 00:29:03,581 I'm reading a Kafka at the moment. Not very funny. 311 00:29:04,277 --> 00:29:08,191 Except the one about a bloke that turns into a beetle. Really wacky. 312 00:29:09,495 --> 00:29:13,019 Wouldn't get anybody turning into a beetle in a Jackie Collins. 313 00:29:13,628 --> 00:29:16,454 You might get someone sleeping with a beetle. 314 00:29:18,323 --> 00:29:23,107 "He wrapped her up, in his stick-like arms, all six of them... 315 00:29:23,368 --> 00:29:27,021 tapping her sensuously on the head... 316 00:29:27,238 --> 00:29:30,196 with his wiggly wobbly aerials." 317 00:29:32,414 --> 00:29:36,415 That's it. If he comes in now, tell him I left in a huff. 318 00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:38,154 - Alright, love. - Good night. 319 00:29:38,372 --> 00:29:41,460 - Probably lying in your couch asleep. - Yeah, you're right. 320 00:29:47,331 --> 00:29:49,287 Sorry. 321 00:29:54,637 --> 00:30:00,203 It gives me great pleasure to ask Dame Reggae Spliff of Port Liac... 322 00:30:00,377 --> 00:30:02,900 to switch on this year's illumination. 323 00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:05,596 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 324 00:30:12,249 --> 00:30:15,816 When I die And they lay me to rest 325 00:30:16,077 --> 00:30:19,034 Gonna go to the place that's the best 326 00:30:20,078 --> 00:30:22,557 When they lay me down to die 327 00:30:22,730 --> 00:30:27,080 Going up to the spirit in the sky 328 00:30:27,428 --> 00:30:30,994 Going up to the spirit in the sky 329 00:30:33,255 --> 00:30:36,734 - Where are you? - Here we are... 330 00:30:37,430 --> 00:30:42,387 I'm gonna go to a place that's best 331 00:30:52,782 --> 00:30:55,521 They were up at the house, I swear it. 332 00:31:05,481 --> 00:31:07,611 I told you. 333 00:31:07,959 --> 00:31:10,960 - That's a lot of light. - Let's call the police... 334 00:31:11,221 --> 00:31:12,960 and the RAF. They'll wanna be included. 335 00:31:13,178 --> 00:31:17,658 Let's just go back into the pub. I wanna discuss something with you. 336 00:31:17,831 --> 00:31:20,875 Are you out of your fucking mind? We gotta save Grace! 337 00:31:21,093 --> 00:31:24,485 I know what's causing the lights. Just get back into the pub. 338 00:31:26,921 --> 00:31:29,964 - Is it gonna blow? - No, I don't think so. 339 00:31:30,138 --> 00:31:31,965 That's it. 340 00:31:35,401 --> 00:31:38,227 - Well, how do you know? - I've seen it before in Amsterdam... 341 00:31:38,445 --> 00:31:41,533 years ago, when I was on a medical study, studying something medical. 342 00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:44,795 - So that's her plan, then? - From what Matt's been saying... 343 00:31:45,012 --> 00:31:48,621 ...and putting 2 and 2 together... - It kinda warms the heart... 344 00:31:48,839 --> 00:31:52,231 Grace carrying on the local tradition of complete contempt for the law. 345 00:31:52,405 --> 00:31:56,057 - Makes you proud. - Did you try that stuff, doctor? 346 00:31:56,275 --> 00:31:59,233 Once, at university. Didn't inhale. 347 00:31:59,537 --> 00:32:01,364 Evening. 348 00:32:01,669 --> 00:32:03,452 - Evening. - All right? 349 00:32:03,625 --> 00:32:05,191 Drinking after hours, Charlie? 350 00:32:05,495 --> 00:32:07,366 Private party, sergeant. 351 00:32:07,627 --> 00:32:09,844 Lagaboollen. 16 year-old. 352 00:32:10,018 --> 00:32:14,454 Just a small one. Any of you noticed those lights out towards Liac House? 353 00:32:14,714 --> 00:32:16,237 - No. - No. 354 00:32:16,411 --> 00:32:18,672 - How's your ear? - Any luck with those poachers? 355 00:32:18,889 --> 00:32:22,890 I'll get them, just a matter of time. Crime never pays. 356 00:32:23,108 --> 00:32:25,587 - Certainly not. - Certainly. 357 00:32:32,415 --> 00:32:34,371 - Where have you been? - Nowhere. 358 00:32:34,633 --> 00:32:36,372 - What have you been up to? - Nothing. 359 00:32:36,591 --> 00:32:39,068 Well, I'm glad we got that cleared up. 360 00:32:39,417 --> 00:32:42,940 I was working up at the house. I lost track of time. Sorry. 361 00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:45,940 I waited for ages in the pub. Didn't Grace tell you? 362 00:32:46,114 --> 00:32:50,201 She did. I was really, really busy. I'm really, really sorry. 363 00:32:51,115 --> 00:32:54,420 - I've got something to tell you. - Good, me too. Sit. 364 00:32:54,595 --> 00:32:57,769 - Let me go first. It's really good. - So is mine. 365 00:32:58,204 --> 00:33:00,204 Right, you go first. 366 00:33:00,857 --> 00:33:03,900 - No, you go first. - Alright. 367 00:33:04,293 --> 00:33:07,815 I'm moving the plants up to Liac House. They're gonna grow quickly. 368 00:33:08,075 --> 00:33:10,294 There's a special way of growing them. It's called "hydroponics". 369 00:33:10,424 --> 00:33:13,599 Grace is a good gardener. We're gonna get out of money problems. 370 00:33:13,816 --> 00:33:16,425 - "We"? - Me and Grace. Simple and perfect. 371 00:33:16,686 --> 00:33:20,209 We sell it! And anything over what she needs we split fifty-fifty. 372 00:33:20,427 --> 00:33:22,601 Look, it's extreme, but it's smart. 373 00:33:22,862 --> 00:33:24,949 I don't wanna leave here to get work and this way I get to stay. 374 00:33:25,211 --> 00:33:27,124 - Until you go to jail. - I won't go to jail! 375 00:33:27,341 --> 00:33:31,560 Smoking weed is one thing. Large scale cultivation is another. 376 00:33:31,733 --> 00:33:33,778 I'm surprised at Grace. It's really stupid. 377 00:33:34,038 --> 00:33:37,953 It's not stupid, it's smart. It'd be different if it was your idea. 378 00:33:38,170 --> 00:33:42,780 Right. When you're being chased in the cell by a thief with a stiffy... 379 00:33:43,041 --> 00:33:45,084 I'll be standing here thinking: "Why couldn't it have been me? 380 00:33:45,345 --> 00:33:47,912 Why couldn't I have had that brilliant idea?" 381 00:33:48,129 --> 00:33:50,738 You've been bleating on about how sad you are about losing your job... 382 00:33:50,956 --> 00:33:53,088 and what's your solution? Crime! 383 00:33:53,304 --> 00:33:56,045 You get in deeper and you drag Grace down with you. 384 00:33:56,349 --> 00:33:59,218 Matthew, you are such an idiot! 385 00:34:03,220 --> 00:34:05,655 What's your news then? 386 00:34:06,438 --> 00:34:08,481 Doesn't matter. 387 00:34:39,228 --> 00:34:40,969 - Hello? - Hello, Mrs. Trevethyn? 388 00:34:41,534 --> 00:34:45,230 Quentin Rhodes here, from Ramptons. It's about our surveyor. 389 00:34:45,534 --> 00:34:48,926 "Velly solly. Long rumba." 390 00:35:07,975 --> 00:35:10,323 Get both of those. 391 00:35:11,237 --> 00:35:13,672 So she sort of gets through there, you see? 392 00:35:16,064 --> 00:35:17,630 Right! 393 00:35:22,414 --> 00:35:24,848 - Mrs. Trevethyn. - Hello. 394 00:35:25,806 --> 00:35:28,980 - Have you met my friend Tony? - Hello. 395 00:35:29,197 --> 00:35:31,763 My name is Tony. I'm from Scandinavia. 396 00:35:32,807 --> 00:35:34,895 Congratulations! 397 00:35:35,112 --> 00:35:39,460 Tony, could you go and get one of those giant bags of kitty litter? 398 00:35:42,418 --> 00:35:44,853 He doesn't talk much. 399 00:35:45,028 --> 00:35:46,940 Does he have to? 400 00:35:48,245 --> 00:35:52,159 Grace, have you read any of my letters? 401 00:35:52,377 --> 00:35:55,595 I'm sorry, no. But I'm working on a little plan. 402 00:35:55,813 --> 00:35:59,770 It's a bit soon to talk about it now, but I don't want to jinx it. 403 00:36:00,031 --> 00:36:02,640 Grace, I can't do anymore to hold them off. 404 00:36:02,902 --> 00:36:04,945 It's gone up to head office, and they don't know you. 405 00:36:05,207 --> 00:36:09,598 All they see is a middle-aged woman with huge debts and no income! 406 00:36:09,859 --> 00:36:13,556 - What are you going to do? - I'm becoming a drugs dealer. 407 00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:18,645 Grace, I'm serious. 408 00:36:19,732 --> 00:36:22,168 Thank you, Tony. You will phone me, won't you? 409 00:36:22,384 --> 00:36:24,341 - Yes, righty-o. - Come on, Tony. 410 00:37:39,099 --> 00:37:41,317 Honey Chambers? 411 00:37:43,709 --> 00:37:48,057 44, Wilberforce Street, London, South West Three. 412 00:37:49,015 --> 00:37:51,537 He had me post his letters. 413 00:37:53,668 --> 00:37:55,929 I never got any. 414 00:38:01,236 --> 00:38:03,235 Would you like a drink? 415 00:38:09,019 --> 00:38:13,672 - Do you have any children? - No! I'm not very maternal. 416 00:38:13,933 --> 00:38:15,848 I couldn't have any. 417 00:38:16,020 --> 00:38:19,240 - No, I know. - Gosh, you know a lot! 418 00:38:22,457 --> 00:38:25,241 Can I ask you another question? 419 00:38:26,589 --> 00:38:28,459 If you want. 420 00:38:28,894 --> 00:38:31,720 How did you cope with sex? 421 00:38:32,938 --> 00:38:35,330 - Sex? - Sex. 422 00:38:38,418 --> 00:38:40,375 What a nightmare! 423 00:38:46,421 --> 00:38:48,594 It was exhausting! 424 00:38:48,769 --> 00:38:54,031 Oh, God, it was so frustrating! Talk about flogging a dead horse! 425 00:39:00,945 --> 00:39:02,816 No. 426 00:39:03,772 --> 00:39:05,990 Not really. 427 00:39:06,164 --> 00:39:08,120 What did you do then? 428 00:39:08,469 --> 00:39:12,382 - We shouldn't be talking about that. - Please, I'd like to know. 429 00:39:15,644 --> 00:39:17,558 I... 430 00:39:19,950 --> 00:39:24,299 - Ice cream. - What? Pardon? 431 00:39:27,299 --> 00:39:32,561 Ice cream. I sucked it from his fingertips. It drove him wild. 432 00:39:35,476 --> 00:39:39,694 I had to pretend to pass out to get any rest at all. He was insatiable. 433 00:39:49,654 --> 00:39:52,958 I think he thought you weren't interested. 434 00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:55,741 He was wrong. 435 00:40:00,178 --> 00:40:02,134 It's a beautiful house. 436 00:40:02,309 --> 00:40:06,657 Yes. I think I'd like you to leave now. 437 00:40:08,005 --> 00:40:11,224 - He did love you. - Don't patronise me. 438 00:40:13,442 --> 00:40:16,399 Look, if you ever want to talk... 439 00:40:16,616 --> 00:40:20,094 Yeah, I know the address. 440 00:40:44,014 --> 00:40:45,884 Matthew... 441 00:40:49,102 --> 00:40:51,538 Will you give me one? 442 00:40:53,756 --> 00:40:55,364 What? 443 00:40:55,539 --> 00:40:58,192 I want to know what it feels like. 444 00:40:59,670 --> 00:41:01,713 Please. 445 00:41:02,366 --> 00:41:04,062 Grace... 446 00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:08,629 If I'm growing it and selling it, I should know the effect it has. 447 00:41:09,238 --> 00:41:13,195 - Oh, yeah! Of course you should. - No, not here! 448 00:41:14,457 --> 00:41:16,892 Come on. Let's get it over and done with. 449 00:41:22,546 --> 00:41:25,807 Calm down! There's no one about, relax. 450 00:41:51,857 --> 00:41:54,293 I don't feel anything. 451 00:41:56,554 --> 00:41:58,989 Slow down. 452 00:42:04,469 --> 00:42:06,557 Is this addictive? 453 00:42:10,470 --> 00:42:12,731 It's not crack. 454 00:42:22,994 --> 00:42:24,952 Are you sure this works? 455 00:42:25,213 --> 00:42:27,127 Oh, yes. 456 00:42:42,391 --> 00:42:44,478 - What? - Nothing. 457 00:42:46,001 --> 00:42:48,436 What? What? 458 00:42:53,525 --> 00:42:58,091 - What? - It's you. You're Scottish! 459 00:43:06,136 --> 00:43:08,006 Thank you. 460 00:43:39,796 --> 00:43:42,188 God, I love it here. 461 00:43:42,406 --> 00:43:44,754 You're feeling any better? 462 00:43:49,016 --> 00:43:52,365 Still feeling a little bit dizzy. 463 00:43:52,799 --> 00:43:54,887 You're hungry? 464 00:43:55,104 --> 00:43:58,409 Oh, yes! God, I haven't thought of that. 465 00:43:58,845 --> 00:44:01,106 I'm ravenous. 466 00:44:20,067 --> 00:44:22,894 What made you decide to do this? 467 00:44:23,111 --> 00:44:27,112 44 Wilberforce Street. 468 00:44:50,684 --> 00:44:52,771 Mrs. Trevethyn? Please, don’t put the phone down. 469 00:44:54,772 --> 00:44:58,295 - Please, don't put the phone down. - Problem? 470 00:44:58,511 --> 00:45:03,078 I've been trying to get through Mrs. Trevethyn for most of my life. 471 00:45:03,948 --> 00:45:05,948 Phone, letters... 472 00:45:06,556 --> 00:45:09,080 What is that woman doing down there? 473 00:45:09,732 --> 00:45:12,428 I don't know what's wrong with her. She's been really moody recently. 474 00:45:12,689 --> 00:45:15,342 - Maybe she just doesn't approve. - Desperate times call for... 475 00:45:15,559 --> 00:45:21,170 desperate measures. We could go to Glasgow but she didn't want it. 476 00:45:22,256 --> 00:45:24,170 My uncle Willie's got a building site there. 477 00:45:24,431 --> 00:45:26,519 - What does he build? - Houses. 478 00:45:26,735 --> 00:45:28,258 - Round there. - What? 479 00:45:35,173 --> 00:45:38,696 I play a good game, but not as good as you 480 00:45:38,870 --> 00:45:42,957 I can be a little cold but you can be so cruel 481 00:45:43,131 --> 00:45:46,915 I'm not made of brick I'm not made of stone 482 00:45:47,131 --> 00:45:51,264 - But I had you fooled - Five, four, three... 483 00:45:51,525 --> 00:45:53,352 two, one... 484 00:46:01,135 --> 00:46:03,832 Now the damage is done 485 00:46:04,049 --> 00:46:07,919 There's blood in these veins And I cry when in pain 486 00:46:08,138 --> 00:46:11,573 I'm only human on the inside 487 00:46:12,008 --> 00:46:16,010 And if looks could deceive Make it hard to believe 488 00:46:16,270 --> 00:46:21,532 I'm only human on the inside 489 00:46:25,707 --> 00:46:29,752 I thought you'd come through I thought he'd come clean 490 00:46:29,925 --> 00:46:33,492 You were the best thing I should never have seen 491 00:46:33,753 --> 00:46:38,015 But you go to extremes You pushed me too far 492 00:46:38,232 --> 00:46:42,494 Then you keep going until you break my heart 493 00:46:43,537 --> 00:46:46,408 Yeah, you break my heart 494 00:46:46,625 --> 00:46:50,539 See, I bleed and I bruise But what's it to you? 495 00:46:50,757 --> 00:46:53,584 I'm only human on the inside 496 00:46:57,932 --> 00:47:00,237 - What do you want? - I brought lunch. 497 00:47:00,411 --> 00:47:02,847 Cornish pastries. I'm kidding. 498 00:47:11,152 --> 00:47:13,284 Fish. You brought me fish? 499 00:47:13,545 --> 00:47:16,067 I thought it 'd be a nice change. 500 00:47:17,720 --> 00:47:20,765 What are you doing here? You never come on the boat. 501 00:47:21,416 --> 00:47:25,548 I was wondering what you looked like. I go to bed when you get up. 502 00:47:25,809 --> 00:47:28,810 - It's the tides. - It's not the tides. 503 00:47:29,419 --> 00:47:31,679 - I don't like what you're doing. - I know. 504 00:47:31,941 --> 00:47:34,290 I don't wanna be in a relationship with someone who's irresponsible. 505 00:47:34,506 --> 00:47:36,898 Yes, you do. I have been irresponsible my whole life! 506 00:47:37,072 --> 00:47:39,421 - Well, it's time you changed. - Why? 507 00:47:40,030 --> 00:47:42,117 You're getting old! 508 00:47:42,291 --> 00:47:44,943 I'm not getting old. These are laugh lines. 509 00:47:45,422 --> 00:47:47,770 Nothing is that funny. 510 00:47:48,292 --> 00:47:50,771 I don't understand. I thought you liked me the way I am. 511 00:47:51,076 --> 00:47:52,728 I do. 512 00:47:52,946 --> 00:47:55,947 But things change and you have to change with them. 513 00:47:56,164 --> 00:47:59,295 Fish and chips. Fantastic! 514 00:48:02,514 --> 00:48:07,733 In a few minutes, Tim Buxton'll be here with more fun in the afternoon. 515 00:48:07,949 --> 00:48:11,037 First, it's 12 o'clock. Time for the news headline. 516 00:48:11,864 --> 00:48:15,386 Police are celebrating a major victory in the war on drugs today. 517 00:48:15,690 --> 00:48:18,995 Two men and one woman were found guilty at Bristol Crown Court... 518 00:48:19,170 --> 00:48:22,822 after police discovered marijuana with an estimated street value... 519 00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:26,606 of half a million pounds hidden in a barn on their family farm. 520 00:48:26,824 --> 00:48:30,521 Sentencing them to 15 year jail sentences, the judge... 521 00:49:18,402 --> 00:49:21,315 - Hello! - Yeah... 522 00:49:22,272 --> 00:49:24,881 - Are you alright? - I'm fine. 523 00:49:25,273 --> 00:49:28,709 I just wondered. You didn't come into the pub last night. 524 00:49:29,014 --> 00:49:31,318 I'm not drinking at the moment. 525 00:49:35,058 --> 00:49:37,059 Are you angry with me? 526 00:49:37,319 --> 00:49:40,668 No, I'm angry at Matthew. It's his fault. 527 00:49:40,929 --> 00:49:42,668 It was my decision to do it. 528 00:49:43,842 --> 00:49:45,235 I'm trying to save my house. 529 00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:49,757 Everybody knows what you're doing. Soon you'll have the police there. 530 00:49:49,975 --> 00:49:51,671 They'll never find out. 531 00:49:51,888 --> 00:49:55,194 Your greenhouse lights up like a space ship. People aren't stupid. 532 00:49:55,411 --> 00:49:59,412 - Anyway, we're nearly done now. - He could be in jail by tomorrow. 533 00:50:05,326 --> 00:50:07,936 Why aren't you drinking? 534 00:50:08,414 --> 00:50:11,023 I just don't feel like it. 535 00:50:13,763 --> 00:50:16,416 He doesn't know, does he? 536 00:50:23,634 --> 00:50:26,026 How can I help? 537 00:50:26,810 --> 00:50:29,289 Don't let him go to jail. 538 00:50:39,421 --> 00:50:43,119 Our mutant buds will soon be ready, great one! 539 00:50:43,379 --> 00:50:46,249 We can release them into the atmosphere... 540 00:50:46,466 --> 00:50:49,381 and take over the entire planet! 541 00:50:51,468 --> 00:50:54,905 Do you realize what we have done here? This is fabulous! 542 00:50:55,121 --> 00:50:57,687 It's time for me to go to London and get a dealer. 543 00:50:58,122 --> 00:51:00,818 No, you are not. You're staying here, I'm going. 544 00:51:01,079 --> 00:51:03,427 - What? - It's my decision. 545 00:51:04,776 --> 00:51:06,994 I don't think you realize what you're dealing with here. 546 00:51:07,211 --> 00:51:10,733 You were in London 5 years ago for the Chelsea Flower Show. 547 00:51:11,170 --> 00:51:13,169 You can't sell this stuff to a florist. 548 00:51:13,387 --> 00:51:15,213 What's your master plan then? 549 00:51:15,386 --> 00:51:20,823 I'd go to Portobello Rd. or Notting Hill, find a dealer and sell it. 550 00:51:21,432 --> 00:51:23,432 - That's your plan? That's it? - Yeah. 551 00:51:23,650 --> 00:51:26,651 - Rubbish. - You've got nothing! 552 00:51:26,867 --> 00:51:31,608 A drug dealer take one look at you and know there's something fishy going on. 553 00:51:31,870 --> 00:51:35,870 With all due respect, I'm the hip one. You're more hip replacement. 554 00:51:37,263 --> 00:51:39,827 One more word, and I'm gonna throw the whole lot into the sea. 555 00:51:40,089 --> 00:51:42,133 - You're not thinking this through. - I mean it. 556 00:51:42,394 --> 00:51:44,611 You are not the boss of me. We're partners! 557 00:51:44,829 --> 00:51:46,961 The checks bounced, remember? 558 00:51:48,307 --> 00:51:50,527 Women like cuddly toys, don't they? 559 00:51:50,743 --> 00:51:55,179 They like to hug and squeeze them, poke their eyes and rip their limbs. 560 00:51:58,615 --> 00:52:00,442 I avoid confrontation, I know it. 561 00:52:00,659 --> 00:52:03,616 But if you grew up in Glasgow in the 70's, you'd do the same. 562 00:52:03,877 --> 00:52:06,921 All I want is an easy life. Grow some vegetables, smoke a reefer... 563 00:52:07,182 --> 00:52:08,617 sing some carols at Christmas time. 564 00:52:08,835 --> 00:52:12,880 One day, I'd like to be a dad and raise a couple of calm children. 565 00:52:13,141 --> 00:52:17,055 That's it, I've fucking had enough. I'm gone. No more Mr. Cuddly Toy... 566 00:52:17,272 --> 00:52:21,317 or whipping boy for Ganja Grace and Cap. Nicky, the lobster queen. 567 00:52:21,534 --> 00:52:23,926 I'm fucking gone! I'm gone! I'm fucking out of here! 568 00:52:24,143 --> 00:52:27,927 Before that, I'm gonna see both of them and give them a piece of my mind. 569 00:52:30,319 --> 00:52:32,102 Are you done? 570 00:52:35,842 --> 00:52:37,102 Good shot. 571 00:54:05,516 --> 00:54:06,472 Get out! 572 00:54:08,169 --> 00:54:10,038 Moron! 573 00:54:24,346 --> 00:54:29,086 Can I show you something privately? It's ever so nice. 574 00:54:29,261 --> 00:54:30,869 Come on, let's go. 575 00:54:39,872 --> 00:54:43,264 - Can I show you? - I don't know who you are. 576 00:54:44,221 --> 00:54:46,352 I'm not interested... 577 00:54:47,657 --> 00:54:49,309 Come on. 578 00:54:49,961 --> 00:54:51,788 Come here! 579 00:54:51,962 --> 00:54:54,180 I've got something really tasty. 580 00:54:55,832 --> 00:54:58,790 Are you looking for something? Know what I mean? 581 00:54:58,920 --> 00:55:00,921 Alright, love. Hop in. 582 00:55:02,095 --> 00:55:03,269 Hello! 583 00:55:03,791 --> 00:55:05,922 Excuse me. Yo! 584 00:55:51,585 --> 00:55:54,717 I love it here. It's so quiet. 585 00:55:54,934 --> 00:55:59,413 If you think this is quiet, you should see Evensong. 586 00:56:00,414 --> 00:56:03,110 I wish I were a Catholic sometimes. 587 00:56:03,327 --> 00:56:08,110 Incense, nice costumes... A lot to be said for it, really. 588 00:56:08,285 --> 00:56:11,199 They have confession too. 589 00:56:21,505 --> 00:56:23,985 I've got some friends... 590 00:56:24,333 --> 00:56:27,464 and I think they're going to get into a lot of trouble. 591 00:56:27,595 --> 00:56:30,203 And I don't know what to do. 592 00:56:30,421 --> 00:56:32,987 Don't suppose you can go to the police? 593 00:56:33,726 --> 00:56:35,771 I thought not. 594 00:56:35,987 --> 00:56:38,684 If you have to commit crime... 595 00:56:38,901 --> 00:56:41,205 to get what you want... 596 00:56:41,511 --> 00:56:44,164 then you're not meant to have it. 597 00:56:44,468 --> 00:56:48,382 I don't know if I'm worried more for them or worried for myself. 598 00:56:48,816 --> 00:56:53,079 If one has a problem that seems to be unsolvable... 599 00:56:53,514 --> 00:56:57,993 than perhaps one shouldn't try to solve it, one should accept it. 600 00:56:58,298 --> 00:57:01,951 - What do you mean? - "God, grant me the serenity... 601 00:57:02,212 --> 00:57:04,386 to accept the things I cannot change... 602 00:57:04,691 --> 00:57:07,648 courage to change the things I can... 603 00:57:07,821 --> 00:57:10,213 and the wisdom to know the difference." 604 00:57:12,345 --> 00:57:14,519 The wisdom is the hard part. 605 00:57:22,346 --> 00:57:26,086 I like Matthew. He's a good soul... 606 00:57:27,392 --> 00:57:29,740 for a Scotsman. 607 00:57:40,873 --> 00:57:42,699 What on Earth did you think you were doing? 608 00:57:42,874 --> 00:57:46,788 You can't hang around pubs this way. You're bound to get into trouble. 609 00:57:47,005 --> 00:57:50,702 If you're trying to meet a man, I know so much better places. 610 00:57:50,919 --> 00:57:53,616 I wasn't trying to meet a man! 611 00:57:56,007 --> 00:57:57,617 Keep walking. 612 00:57:57,790 --> 00:58:00,530 - Go on, you'll be arrested. - We need to talk! 613 00:58:06,880 --> 00:58:08,837 - Have you seen Nicky? - No. Where the hell have you been? 614 00:58:09,054 --> 00:58:11,490 Grace had to get Harvey to watch the plants. 615 00:58:11,619 --> 00:58:13,446 - What? - I took her to the station. 616 00:58:13,663 --> 00:58:15,969 - She's gone to London. - Fuck! 617 00:58:18,926 --> 00:58:20,622 Where are we going? 618 00:58:21,491 --> 00:58:24,449 44 Wilberforce Street SW3. 619 00:58:29,667 --> 00:58:35,626 Ask your Scottish friend to help. He'd know better how to go about it. 620 00:58:35,887 --> 00:58:39,410 His girlfriend is pregnant. He can't get into trouble. 621 00:58:41,192 --> 00:58:44,324 I just want you to ring a dealer, that's all. 622 00:58:44,845 --> 00:58:49,020 - It's mad. You'll end up in jail. - I'm not going to give up. 623 00:58:50,021 --> 00:58:52,456 Call a dealer. 624 00:58:55,544 --> 00:58:58,197 How do you know that I know one? 625 00:59:07,025 --> 00:59:11,200 On one condition: that you let me lend you an outfit that's... 626 00:59:12,287 --> 00:59:14,374 not that. 627 00:59:40,555 --> 00:59:41,773 - Kelly? - Sir? 628 00:59:41,946 --> 00:59:43,687 Give times of trains to Cornwall tomorrow. 629 00:59:43,903 --> 00:59:45,382 Yes, sir. 630 00:59:45,991 --> 00:59:49,121 Draw, spliff... 631 00:59:50,123 --> 00:59:51,862 puff... 632 00:59:52,079 --> 00:59:54,645 ...shit. - Yes, thank you. 633 00:59:55,428 --> 00:59:57,863 Call it what you will... 634 00:59:58,081 --> 01:00:02,256 but, as my belief, it is the door to enlightenment. 635 01:00:03,256 --> 01:00:08,127 - In your own time. - And now, the acid test. 636 01:00:22,260 --> 01:00:24,349 Jesus! 637 01:00:28,914 --> 01:00:31,306 I'll give you 60 for it. 638 01:00:33,481 --> 01:00:36,656 - Don't be silly. - 70? 639 01:00:37,916 --> 01:00:41,483 That's just a sample. I've got 20 kilos. 640 01:00:41,657 --> 01:00:44,049 20 kilos, Grace! 641 01:00:45,309 --> 01:00:48,919 You've caught the wrong man. I'm on a limited operation. 642 01:00:49,137 --> 01:00:54,616 - You're talking big leagues! - Well, you just got promoted. 643 01:00:54,790 --> 01:00:56,791 I don't have that kind of money. 644 01:00:56,964 --> 01:00:59,487 Well, do you know anybody who does? 645 01:01:00,444 --> 01:01:02,532 I've heard of someone. 646 01:01:03,966 --> 01:01:05,793 Call him. 647 01:01:05,967 --> 01:01:09,968 He's a bit heavy. He's not like us. He's not... 648 01:01:10,228 --> 01:01:12,273 Laid back. 649 01:01:12,448 --> 01:01:14,317 Call him. 650 01:01:19,971 --> 01:01:22,623 - Come on, Honey! - There she is. 651 01:01:22,841 --> 01:01:25,407 - You don't know who the guy is. - I don't care who the guy is. 652 01:01:25,580 --> 01:01:28,147 He may be a drug dealer. You can't wander into something like that. 653 01:01:28,364 --> 01:01:30,712 - Why have you got so bossy? - You are so fucking insensitive! 654 01:01:30,930 --> 01:01:32,974 - That could be dangerous! - They're getting away now! 655 01:01:33,191 --> 01:01:35,235 Follow them, you dozy quack! 656 01:02:19,942 --> 01:02:22,508 Just like a window display at Harvey Nicks. 657 01:02:22,683 --> 01:02:24,770 There's a rave tonight. We hold them here. 658 01:02:24,987 --> 01:02:28,031 - What's a rave? - Grace! 659 01:02:35,642 --> 01:02:40,034 - What have you brought me, China? - Two ladies and a fucking hippie. 660 01:02:41,034 --> 01:02:43,034 What do they want? 661 01:02:59,430 --> 01:03:01,778 "Touche! Sur la tete!" 662 01:03:08,258 --> 01:03:11,955 - You like to fish? - Where I live, the fishing is wonderful. 663 01:03:12,128 --> 01:03:14,086 I hate it here. 664 01:03:14,564 --> 01:03:16,956 The fishing is terrible. 665 01:03:17,174 --> 01:03:19,130 I should visit you. 666 01:03:19,391 --> 01:03:21,262 Where do you live? 667 01:03:23,870 --> 01:03:26,088 What's your name? 668 01:03:26,785 --> 01:03:28,742 Grace. 669 01:03:29,046 --> 01:03:30,481 Perfect. 670 01:03:31,829 --> 01:03:33,743 Hello! 671 01:03:34,177 --> 01:03:36,439 Grace? 672 01:03:37,309 --> 01:03:39,570 Funny smell. 673 01:03:41,918 --> 01:03:43,527 Who's that? 674 01:03:44,224 --> 01:03:46,572 Harvey. Where's Grace? 675 01:03:46,789 --> 01:03:49,746 We've come to finalize the details of the Women's Institute visit. 676 01:03:49,964 --> 01:03:53,704 Grace invited us to supper. It was arranged ages ago! 677 01:03:54,096 --> 01:03:58,140 - You gotta get out. - No, we have to speak to Grace. 678 01:03:58,662 --> 01:04:02,097 No, you have to leave. It's the plants, you see? 679 01:04:02,359 --> 01:04:05,011 They're very delicate. They're special orchids from Peru. 680 01:04:05,185 --> 01:04:07,142 These aren't orchids. 681 01:04:07,316 --> 01:04:10,492 - Aren't they? - No! They look more like tea. 682 01:04:10,708 --> 01:04:14,666 Tea, what a good idea. Let's go in the kitchen... 683 01:04:14,839 --> 01:04:17,797 ...and I'll make you a cup of tea. - I was expecting supper. 684 01:04:17,928 --> 01:04:20,015 There's some ham left over, I can knock you up a sandwich. 685 01:04:20,232 --> 01:04:22,015 What's that funny smell? 686 01:04:22,146 --> 01:04:25,495 It's probably the ham. It's been left out a bit, but it's okay. 687 01:04:34,802 --> 01:04:36,845 Where did you get it? 688 01:04:37,237 --> 01:04:40,107 The people I represent wish to remain anonymous. 689 01:04:40,281 --> 01:04:42,150 Oh, yes. 690 01:04:42,325 --> 01:04:45,935 The people I represent wish to remain anonymous as well. 691 01:04:46,326 --> 01:04:48,979 Maybe they are the same people. 692 01:04:49,371 --> 01:04:52,718 Can I go now? I've got to pick up my daughter at the flute practice. 693 01:04:56,023 --> 01:04:57,720 How much do you have? 694 01:04:57,894 --> 01:04:59,981 A lot. Are you buying? 695 01:05:01,025 --> 01:05:03,460 Why don't I just take it? 696 01:05:03,634 --> 01:05:05,896 You don't know where it is. 697 01:05:06,157 --> 01:05:08,678 I'm sure I can get you to tell me. 698 01:05:08,853 --> 01:05:14,071 What if I cut a few fingers one by one until you change your mind? 699 01:05:16,986 --> 01:05:20,159 Nobody move! I'm the police! The whole place is surrounded! 700 01:05:23,813 --> 01:05:25,683 - And you would be? - Hello, everyone. 701 01:05:26,640 --> 01:05:29,597 Martin Bamford. Are we too early for the rave? 702 01:05:29,902 --> 01:05:33,207 I can't wait. I just love raving. 703 01:05:33,511 --> 01:05:37,252 - This has nothing to do with me. - Shut up, beardy-weirdy. 704 01:05:37,513 --> 01:05:40,339 - Who's this guy? - That's my doctor. 705 01:05:41,861 --> 01:05:43,426 This one? 706 01:05:43,644 --> 01:05:45,383 He's my gardener. 707 01:05:46,949 --> 01:05:50,820 - Nice. Expecting anyone else? - No. 708 01:05:51,211 --> 01:05:53,559 Your cleaning lady, perhaps? 709 01:05:54,429 --> 01:05:56,430 - No, no one else. - Very well... 710 01:05:56,604 --> 01:05:58,605 This is China, he beats people up for me. 711 01:05:58,778 --> 01:06:01,214 - Shall l... - No, please... 712 01:06:01,605 --> 01:06:05,215 Matthew, take Dr. Bamford and Honey and wait for me outside. 713 01:06:05,997 --> 01:06:08,085 Please. 714 01:06:09,694 --> 01:06:11,911 Please. 715 01:06:19,262 --> 01:06:21,305 Excuse me. 716 01:06:24,567 --> 01:06:27,786 - Grace... - Wait for me outside. 717 01:06:31,308 --> 01:06:33,352 Shall I go too? 718 01:06:49,051 --> 01:06:51,356 Sit down, please. 719 01:07:02,228 --> 01:07:05,534 All the people I deal with are... 720 01:07:05,708 --> 01:07:07,578 scum. 721 01:07:07,796 --> 01:07:11,535 I'm a little scummy myself. You are not scum. 722 01:07:12,101 --> 01:07:15,449 - That worries me. - I take exception to that. 723 01:07:15,667 --> 01:07:18,407 I come from a long line of scum. 724 01:07:18,754 --> 01:07:23,234 My late husband was the scummiest man to walk the face of the Earth. 725 01:07:23,495 --> 01:07:26,756 - My apologies. - Yes, let's get to it, shall we? 726 01:07:27,409 --> 01:07:29,626 Three and a half a kilo. 727 01:07:29,845 --> 01:07:33,150 20 kg in the first week and then 10 kg two weeks later. 728 01:07:33,801 --> 01:07:36,585 After that, we can do 20 kg every four weeks. 729 01:07:38,673 --> 01:07:41,804 Three for a kilo. And no more deals until I see the first batch. 730 01:07:41,977 --> 01:07:44,848 - Three and a quarter. - Done. 731 01:07:46,240 --> 01:07:48,066 Thank you! 732 01:07:51,110 --> 01:07:53,285 You're welcome. 733 01:07:54,938 --> 01:07:57,633 Can I offer you a glass of wine? 734 01:08:01,243 --> 01:08:03,549 I can't believe your friend fainted. 735 01:08:06,550 --> 01:08:09,898 Do I look like I would cut someone's finger off? 736 01:08:14,551 --> 01:08:17,812 - Oh, yes. - Thank you. 737 01:08:25,423 --> 01:08:28,772 - You're going to be alright? - Never felt better, Honey. 738 01:08:28,945 --> 01:08:30,946 Now, headache pills and straight to bed. 739 01:08:31,164 --> 01:08:33,599 - Don't go over any bumps. - Good luck! 740 01:08:34,773 --> 01:08:36,773 Come on, boys. 741 01:08:40,818 --> 01:08:42,166 What do you think? 742 01:08:42,557 --> 01:08:44,297 I'm not sure. 743 01:08:45,602 --> 01:08:47,472 Follow them. 744 01:08:47,646 --> 01:08:49,952 What do I do with the hippie? 745 01:08:54,256 --> 01:08:55,952 Take him. 746 01:08:56,387 --> 01:09:01,563 My old lady is expecting me. We're having "Dungeons and Dragons" night. 747 01:09:06,129 --> 01:09:08,172 It's the regional final. 748 01:09:08,434 --> 01:09:10,652 If that knife had slipped, I'd be a dead man. 749 01:09:10,826 --> 01:09:13,435 It 'd be a dead body driving this car back to Cornwall. 750 01:09:13,609 --> 01:09:16,088 Don't be so stupid. He was bluffing. 751 01:09:16,741 --> 01:09:19,349 As long as we have the merchandise, we have the power. 752 01:09:19,567 --> 01:09:23,394 Do I know you? What are you talking about "merchandise and power"? 753 01:09:23,612 --> 01:09:26,438 Look at the way you're dressed. You're like Ma fucking Baker! 754 01:09:26,612 --> 01:09:28,526 - Language! - Don't you "Language" me! 755 01:09:28,743 --> 01:09:31,961 - I nearly got my throat cut for you! - You weren't supposed to be here. 756 01:09:32,136 --> 01:09:35,223 Fine! Do it yourself with Jacques fucking Cousteau then! 757 01:09:35,441 --> 01:09:37,092 - I'm out! - What? 758 01:10:11,189 --> 01:10:14,668 I can't find Grace's plants anywhere. 759 01:10:14,841 --> 01:10:18,016 This tea has the most extraordinary aroma. 760 01:10:18,233 --> 01:10:19,799 Darjeeling? 761 01:10:20,059 --> 01:10:21,538 Trevethyn. 762 01:10:21,756 --> 01:10:23,888 Oh, Diana, you never... 763 01:10:24,061 --> 01:10:27,714 Just a little cutting. I do love fresh tea. 764 01:10:27,932 --> 01:10:30,846 So do I, dear. Give it here. 765 01:10:34,977 --> 01:10:36,587 That's lovely. 766 01:10:50,590 --> 01:10:52,808 I'm sorry for shouting at you. 767 01:10:59,331 --> 01:11:02,244 How else am I gonna get the money? 768 01:11:02,418 --> 01:11:04,331 I don't know. 769 01:11:06,202 --> 01:11:08,159 It's Nicky. 770 01:11:08,376 --> 01:11:11,725 She doesn't want a relationship with someone irresponsible. 771 01:11:11,899 --> 01:11:15,335 And I don't want a relationship with someone who isn't Nicky. 772 01:11:18,204 --> 01:11:20,815 That's better. Ready for my breakfast now. 773 01:11:21,032 --> 01:11:22,554 Come on! 774 01:11:38,602 --> 01:11:40,819 For Christ's sake! 775 01:11:41,036 --> 01:11:44,776 Okay, we harvest the plants and we get the stuff up to London... 776 01:11:44,994 --> 01:11:47,865 ...and we never do it again! - Thank you. 777 01:11:48,821 --> 01:11:52,170 We do it quick as well. I don't want another knife on my throat. 778 01:11:54,170 --> 01:11:58,823 You know, this is the site of the new proposed B-323. 779 01:11:59,042 --> 01:12:02,346 Due for completion early 2004. 780 01:12:02,650 --> 01:12:05,651 I can't believe you lost them! How could you've lost them? 781 01:12:05,825 --> 01:12:08,305 It's not as if there's a lot of traffic out there! 782 01:12:08,957 --> 01:12:10,827 I'm sorry, right? 783 01:12:11,044 --> 01:12:15,350 I'm not a career criminal. I don't have tailing abilities. 784 01:12:15,523 --> 01:12:19,133 Are you getting lippy with me? Don't start getting lippy with me! 785 01:12:20,263 --> 01:12:22,743 What? I'm just trying to make the best of it. 786 01:12:22,959 --> 01:12:27,048 Since we came all the way here, we might as well enjoy the day out. 787 01:12:27,222 --> 01:12:30,701 Get in the car. Just shut up and get in the car! 788 01:12:30,963 --> 01:12:35,702 You need to sort out some anger management when you get home. 789 01:12:37,702 --> 01:12:39,355 Harvey? 790 01:12:41,530 --> 01:12:44,965 You forgot your meeting with the WI. They were in the greenhouse... 791 01:12:45,140 --> 01:12:48,402 It's alright, I bluffed them. And Nicky was here. 792 01:12:49,488 --> 01:12:51,489 What did you tell her? 793 01:12:51,663 --> 01:12:55,708 That you went to London with Dr. Bamford help Grace sell the drugs. 794 01:12:55,881 --> 01:12:58,925 - Shit! Grace, I have to go see her. - That's alright, don't worry. 795 01:12:59,099 --> 01:13:01,709 Harvey and I will start on the greenhouse. 796 01:13:01,926 --> 01:13:03,883 Come on, Harvey. 797 01:13:04,405 --> 01:13:08,537 Thanks. Do you know where Liac House is? Mrs. Trevethyn? 798 01:13:08,709 --> 01:13:10,711 - No. - I'll ask around. 799 01:13:10,841 --> 01:13:12,494 - Try the shop. - Keep the change. 800 01:13:12,712 --> 01:13:14,321 Right-o. 801 01:13:17,495 --> 01:13:19,234 Thank you. 802 01:13:32,759 --> 01:13:34,890 Hello! Anybody home? 803 01:13:36,935 --> 01:13:38,500 Hello? 804 01:13:50,286 --> 01:13:53,287 May I help you? 805 01:14:04,246 --> 01:14:08,769 Would you like some Corn Flakes? They're heavenly. 806 01:14:10,160 --> 01:14:12,595 No, thank you. I've already eaten. 807 01:14:31,513 --> 01:14:34,732 Would you like a chocolate ice cream? 808 01:14:35,341 --> 01:14:40,602 I'm looking for Liac House. I want to contact Grace Trevethyn. 809 01:14:41,690 --> 01:14:45,386 I love Grace. I really, really love her. 810 01:14:46,082 --> 01:14:48,257 She's an angel. 811 01:14:48,431 --> 01:14:50,953 She has wonderful hair... 812 01:14:51,258 --> 01:14:55,954 soft and silky, like a lovely angora rabbit. 813 01:14:58,564 --> 01:15:00,216 Right. 814 01:15:00,956 --> 01:15:04,434 - Where do I find her? - She lives... 815 01:15:05,131 --> 01:15:07,914 in a lovely, lovely house. 816 01:15:08,088 --> 01:15:12,654 - I love her. - How do I get to the lovely house? 817 01:15:12,827 --> 01:15:15,394 Up the lovely, lovely hill. 818 01:15:15,915 --> 01:15:20,134 Lovely, lovely, lovely 819 01:15:21,917 --> 01:15:24,831 One, two, three, now. 820 01:15:29,092 --> 01:15:31,136 Nicky! 821 01:15:35,703 --> 01:15:36,833 Nicky! 822 01:15:39,878 --> 01:15:42,357 Nicky, I'm sorry I did something illegal. 823 01:15:42,531 --> 01:15:45,313 - I'm gonna get a proper job! - What? 824 01:15:46,010 --> 01:15:48,619 I'm ready to be responsible! 825 01:15:49,576 --> 01:15:53,794 - I love you! - I can't hear you! What did you say? 826 01:15:54,055 --> 01:15:56,143 I love you! 827 01:15:56,795 --> 01:16:00,014 I love you! I'm pregnant! 828 01:16:00,709 --> 01:16:04,710 - What? - I'm having a baby! 829 01:16:15,670 --> 01:16:18,540 No, no! Get out of the water! You're pregnant! 830 01:16:24,498 --> 01:16:27,629 No, no! You can't swim! You're pregnant! 831 01:17:12,944 --> 01:17:14,945 Mrs. Trevethyn? 832 01:17:15,163 --> 01:17:17,294 It's Quentin Rhodes. 833 01:17:17,424 --> 01:17:21,685 I can't see that person. Not now, you've got to get rid of him. 834 01:17:21,904 --> 01:17:25,426 - What do I say? - I don't know. Tell him anything. 835 01:17:25,600 --> 01:17:29,774 Tell him I'm still in London, I've been kidnapped by aliens, anything! 836 01:17:33,427 --> 01:17:35,341 - Charlie, whisky! - Thank God. 837 01:17:35,558 --> 01:17:38,472 I've been trying to reach you at the house. No one answer the phone! 838 01:17:38,690 --> 01:17:40,733 - What's wrong? - There were two men here. 839 01:17:40,951 --> 01:17:45,301 Londoners. Asking about Grace. I thought, maybe, Customs. 840 01:17:45,517 --> 01:17:46,910 Fuck! 841 01:17:55,780 --> 01:17:58,043 - That's them. - Oh, shit! 842 01:17:58,216 --> 01:17:59,651 - What? - They're no Customs. 843 01:17:59,868 --> 01:18:02,782 - They're drug dealers from London. - So I was right about London. 844 01:18:03,000 --> 01:18:06,914 We'll go up to the house. Nicky, meet us there with Dr. Bamford. 845 01:18:11,785 --> 01:18:14,090 Give this to me! What's the matter with you? 846 01:18:14,308 --> 01:18:17,134 Get up there! How many times have I gotta tell you? 847 01:18:20,614 --> 01:18:22,222 - Alfred. - What is it? 848 01:18:22,482 --> 01:18:25,614 The two men who own this car, they were just in the pub. 849 01:18:25,832 --> 01:18:29,659 I overheard them talking about how much they enjoy salmon poaching. 850 01:18:29,833 --> 01:18:31,704 Really? 851 01:18:31,876 --> 01:18:36,530 Thank you, Nicky. There could be a community service for you. 852 01:18:36,748 --> 01:18:40,226 Thanks, I've gotta go. I'm pregnant. 853 01:18:40,488 --> 01:18:42,923 Oh, yes, yes, of course. 854 01:18:46,837 --> 01:18:49,359 - What are they doing here? - They're not on holiday, Grace. 855 01:18:49,577 --> 01:18:52,055 - But Jacques said a week. - Well, he lied. 856 01:18:52,230 --> 01:18:55,012 - Quentin Rhodes is here. - Who the fuck is Quentin Rhodes? 857 01:18:55,187 --> 01:18:57,188 Harvey is holding him off. What are we gonna do? 858 01:18:57,361 --> 01:18:59,362 Let's just get rid of this stuff and get this thing over with, okay? 859 01:19:04,406 --> 01:19:06,277 Jesus! 860 01:19:17,670 --> 01:19:20,497 Up the hill, second house on the left. 861 01:19:30,934 --> 01:19:33,892 5-7 to base. Suspects under surveillance. 862 01:19:33,979 --> 01:19:35,718 Copy that. On our way. 863 01:19:43,460 --> 01:19:45,416 Mrs. Trevethyn! 864 01:19:46,286 --> 01:19:51,027 I've just come to warn you there are 2 men who are part of a salmon... 865 01:19:57,550 --> 01:19:59,463 It's parsley. 866 01:19:59,638 --> 01:20:02,203 It's marijuana, isn't it? 867 01:20:03,508 --> 01:20:05,422 Yes. 868 01:20:05,726 --> 01:20:09,466 I knew you and Matthew were growing it, but I had no idea. 869 01:20:09,641 --> 01:20:12,598 - You knew? - I live around here, don't l? 870 01:20:12,771 --> 01:20:16,772 But with your financial problems, I thought I'd turn a blind eye... 871 01:20:16,946 --> 01:20:19,381 to a bit of homegrown. 872 01:20:19,598 --> 01:20:23,818 But, Grace, this is a huge amount. 873 01:20:27,645 --> 01:20:32,124 It's good stuff too. Better than the shit you grew at the vicarage. 874 01:20:32,298 --> 01:20:34,255 You knew about that? 875 01:20:34,603 --> 01:20:38,517 Alfred, in a few minutes, we'll have got rid of it. 876 01:20:38,951 --> 01:20:42,127 Can't you turn your blind eye just a little bit longer? 877 01:20:42,648 --> 01:20:47,780 It's not me, it's the officers from Coldock H.Q. which worry me. 878 01:20:47,954 --> 01:20:51,216 - Oh, God, what are we gonna do? - If I were you... 879 01:20:51,434 --> 01:20:55,347 I'd get rid of this stuff quick. I'm gonna go look for poachers. 880 01:21:05,872 --> 01:21:07,871 Excuse me a moment. 881 01:21:34,139 --> 01:21:36,704 - Who are you? - Who are you? 882 01:21:36,923 --> 01:21:38,618 He asked first. 883 01:21:38,879 --> 01:21:43,054 I'm here to do some business with Mrs. Trevethyn. 884 01:21:45,576 --> 01:21:47,708 So are we. 885 01:21:47,881 --> 01:21:49,839 Really? 886 01:21:50,273 --> 01:21:53,318 Are you interested in buying the property or do you have... 887 01:21:53,578 --> 01:21:55,753 a claim on it in some way? 888 01:21:55,883 --> 01:21:57,754 What is this? 889 01:22:03,712 --> 01:22:05,973 Well, there it is. 890 01:22:06,495 --> 01:22:08,712 We did it. 891 01:22:09,539 --> 01:22:11,496 We did, didn't we? 892 01:22:13,671 --> 01:22:15,932 There's another 2 men here. What are we gonna do? 893 01:22:16,148 --> 01:22:19,020 - Skin up. - Even you can't smoke all of it. 894 01:22:19,280 --> 01:22:23,412 - I could try. - Maybe no one should have the stuff. 895 01:22:27,848 --> 01:22:29,849 Alright. 896 01:22:30,370 --> 01:22:33,022 - Thank you, Matthew. - You're welcome, Grace. 897 01:22:34,502 --> 01:22:36,894 Put that match out! 898 01:22:37,460 --> 01:22:40,633 Look, I have no idea what's going on but... 899 01:22:40,808 --> 01:22:42,939 I think you'd better put it out. 900 01:22:43,939 --> 01:22:48,941 That's the most beautiful and awesome thing I've ever seen. 901 01:22:52,550 --> 01:22:54,985 Hello, Mrs. Trevethyn. I hope we're not too early. 902 01:22:55,203 --> 01:22:57,247 Who the hell are you? 903 01:23:01,813 --> 01:23:02,987 Shit. 904 01:23:09,119 --> 01:23:12,338 Look, ladies. No, ladies, no, no! 905 01:23:12,554 --> 01:23:15,338 - Come on, make a run for it. - What about you? 906 01:23:15,599 --> 01:23:17,513 Don't worry about me. I can handle this. 907 01:23:17,773 --> 01:23:19,513 No, we did this together. I'm staying. 908 01:23:19,774 --> 01:23:24,558 I love you both very much indeed. But, Matthew, you're fired. 909 01:23:24,775 --> 01:23:26,732 Come on. 910 01:23:45,475 --> 01:23:47,432 Get off! Get off! 911 01:23:47,651 --> 01:23:50,391 Get that man! 912 01:23:50,652 --> 01:23:53,043 What are you arresting me for? 913 01:23:53,217 --> 01:23:56,174 No, madam! Stop there! Right... 914 01:24:18,527 --> 01:24:20,441 Hello, Grace. 915 01:24:40,837 --> 01:24:43,012 I trusted you. 916 01:24:43,185 --> 01:24:46,013 Whatever happened to honour amongst thieves? 917 01:24:46,143 --> 01:24:50,014 - What about our deal? - It's nice to see you too. 918 01:24:50,275 --> 01:24:52,231 You can't even do your own dirty work. 919 01:24:52,448 --> 01:24:54,884 - Dirty work? - Why did you send in your boys? 920 01:24:55,144 --> 01:24:57,320 To keep an eye on you. 921 01:24:57,494 --> 01:25:00,363 To stop you from coming to any harm. 922 01:25:00,668 --> 01:25:03,669 - Do you expect me to believe that? - It's the truth. 923 01:25:06,540 --> 01:25:09,322 I hope I haven't spoiled everything. 924 01:25:18,716 --> 01:25:21,108 Are you trying to escape? 925 01:25:23,195 --> 01:25:27,544 - Maybe I could help. - No, thank you. 926 01:25:33,415 --> 01:25:35,416 Mrs. Trevethyn! 927 01:25:36,069 --> 01:25:37,721 Grace! 928 01:25:38,939 --> 01:25:42,635 Those fingers through my hair 929 01:25:42,852 --> 01:25:46,636 That sly come hither stare 930 01:25:47,115 --> 01:25:52,334 That strips my conscience bare It's witchcraft 931 01:25:55,204 --> 01:25:59,205 And I've got no defense for it 932 01:25:59,421 --> 01:26:03,292 The heat is too intense for it 933 01:26:03,553 --> 01:26:07,946 What good would common sense for it do? 934 01:26:10,424 --> 01:26:13,208 Cause it's witchcraft 935 01:26:14,904 --> 01:26:18,166 - Witchcraft - I like it here. 936 01:26:18,383 --> 01:26:25,080 And although I know it's strictly taboo 937 01:26:27,777 --> 01:26:30,908 When you ride with me 938 01:26:32,778 --> 01:26:35,517 Is this the face of a master criminal? 939 01:26:35,736 --> 01:26:39,606 Tonight, we investigate the mystery behind Grace Trevethyn. 940 01:26:39,823 --> 01:26:42,345 How did an unknown widow facing bankruptcy... 941 01:26:42,563 --> 01:26:46,869 saved her house and become the most celebrated novelist of the year. 942 01:26:48,912 --> 01:26:51,130 Mrs. Trevethyn's novel, "The Joint Venture"... 943 01:26:51,348 --> 01:26:54,218 has topped the best seller list for over a year now. 944 01:26:54,435 --> 01:26:58,349 Although the book is sold as fiction, the story bears remarkable similarity... 945 01:26:58,567 --> 01:27:00,480 to Trevethyn's own life. 946 01:27:00,655 --> 01:27:03,960 And her recent marriage to a mysterious French businessman... 947 01:27:04,133 --> 01:27:07,830 has fuelled tabloids' speculation that she was, at one time... 948 01:27:08,003 --> 01:27:09,961 actually involved with the drug trade. 949 01:27:10,178 --> 01:27:12,397 So, what is the true story? 950 01:27:12,613 --> 01:27:15,223 We went to the sleepy village of Port Liac to find out. 951 01:27:15,441 --> 01:27:17,397 Turn it up, Charlie, turn it up. 952 01:27:17,659 --> 01:27:19,659 Wasn't there an incident up at the Liac House? 953 01:27:19,920 --> 01:27:23,791 The police were called, but there was a problem with witnesses. 954 01:27:24,008 --> 01:27:27,008 - No one wanted to talk? - No one could remember anything. 955 01:27:27,225 --> 01:27:29,010 Excuse me. 956 01:27:29,575 --> 01:27:32,792 - We think it's fiction, don't we? - Yeah. 957 01:27:33,053 --> 01:27:35,445 Because, in the book... 958 01:27:36,011 --> 01:27:40,968 Grace was growing drugs. But, in real life, she was growing tea! 959 01:27:43,229 --> 01:27:45,492 As a doctor, a man of science... 960 01:27:48,709 --> 01:27:53,407 I could never condone the use of a drug for a non-therapeutic thingy. 961 01:27:55,755 --> 01:27:59,234 - Have you got anything? - See me later. It's good. 962 01:27:59,450 --> 01:28:00,712 - Is it? - Ooh... 963 01:28:01,191 --> 01:28:07,323 It does seem strange that alcohol is legal and marijuana is not. 964 01:28:07,714 --> 01:28:10,411 It's an accident of History, I suppose. 965 01:28:15,715 --> 01:28:18,891 So you didn't have any marijuana growing in your garden? 966 01:28:20,196 --> 01:28:21,936 Bless you. 967 01:28:24,066 --> 01:28:26,892 Do you think "The Joint Venture" is fiction or fact? 968 01:28:27,067 --> 01:28:31,459 No, it's all fiction. My wife has a fertile imagination, thank God. 969 01:28:31,720 --> 01:28:35,025 What about the gangster character Pedro? Is that based on you? 970 01:28:35,243 --> 01:28:37,852 Pedro is Spanish, I'm French. Don't be absurd. 971 01:28:38,069 --> 01:28:40,026 - No, but we've heard... - It's time for you to go. 972 01:28:40,244 --> 01:28:43,071 Get off of my land. I said this is my house! 973 01:28:45,637 --> 01:28:49,116 Grace Trevethyn refused to be interviewed to this program. 974 01:28:49,638 --> 01:28:52,508 And to date she's made no public statements about the rumors. 975 01:28:52,769 --> 01:28:54,073 Tonight may change that... 976 01:28:54,291 --> 01:28:56,900 as we take you live to the New York Book Awards... 977 01:28:57,118 --> 01:29:01,424 where Grace Trevethyn has been short listed for "The Joint Venture". 978 01:29:01,640 --> 01:29:05,250 And the winner of the Award for Fiction goes to... 979 01:29:08,599 --> 01:29:11,773 Grace Trevethyn, for "The Joint Venture"! 980 01:29:27,168 --> 01:29:29,126 Gosh, what a surprise! 981 01:29:31,518 --> 01:29:36,258 I should be used to surprises after everything that's happened to me. 982 01:29:36,823 --> 01:29:39,867 I know there's been a lot of speculation about... 983 01:29:40,041 --> 01:29:43,998 whether my book is based on fact or fiction, but... 984 01:29:44,261 --> 01:29:47,261 well, to tell you the truth... 985 01:29:47,522 --> 01:29:53,045 if I told you what's happened to me, you wouldn't believe me anyway. 986 01:29:53,262 --> 01:29:55,567 I can hardly believe it myself. 987 01:29:57,262 --> 01:30:00,698 I hope they're watching this at home, because... 988 01:30:01,351 --> 01:30:03,308 I wanted to say... 989 01:30:06,483 --> 01:30:08,135 Matthew... 990 01:30:08,483 --> 01:30:12,658 I wanted to tell you that I think you are a terrible gardener... 991 01:30:14,876 --> 01:30:17,442 but that you have helped me to grow. 992 01:30:17,921 --> 01:30:23,313 And for that I thank you from the bottom of my heart. 993 01:30:25,922 --> 01:30:30,097 I hope you're having a great party. Keep the drinks flowing, Charlie. 994 01:30:33,402 --> 01:30:38,100 I've had another idea. I think there might be a book in it.