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# Come on, Eileen, too-loo rye-aye

2
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# Now you are grown

3
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# Now you have shown

4
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# Oh, Eileen

5
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# Come on, Eileen, too-loo rye

6
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# Now I must say more than ever

7
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# Things round here have changed

8
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# I say Too-ra, loo-ra,
Too-ra, loo-rye-aye

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MUSIC STOPS

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BANG

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HEARTBEATS

12
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Oh !

13
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# (RADIO) ...My thoughts I confess

14
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# Verge on dirty,
Oh, come on, Eileen... #

15
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(WHINGES)

16
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It's Sunday morning.
Grange Hill's on.

17
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TA's no game.

18
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It's the Rough Ramblers.

19
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You don't understand.
You'd rather be in bed.

20
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You'd rather be in Apocalypse Now.

21
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(DUCK CALL)

22
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What you doing later ?
It's classified.

23
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Come round. I'm bored.

24
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Can't. I'm learning to Eskimo roll
with a rucksack and loaded rifle.

25
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They don't have rifles, Mike.

26
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Grenades ? No.

27
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Anthrax ?

28
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Gotta go. Looks like we're moving
out. Roger bravo tango alpha.

29
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Come on, Mike !

30
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DOORBELL

31
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Yay ! Danny Kendall's about to die !

32
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Oh, yeah.

33
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BOTH: Yay !

34
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That is better than when Jeremy went
into the pool to get Faye's necklace
and suffered a brain embolism.

35
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Bronson's got to pay !
(LAUGHS) "Bronson's got to pay !"

36
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Tim ! Tim ! Bronson's got to pay !
He's got a toupee ! (LAUGHS)

37
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OK if I bring the bike in ? Your
landlady looks like a bike thief.

38
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She'll sell it to buy Jacob's Creek ?

39
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That's my living. You ponce off
the state while taxpayers like me
fund your drink problem.

40
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You even seem to have a shit time.

41
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Anyway, I was coming back
from a club and I remembered.

42
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You owe me 20 quid.

43
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This is Tyres.
He bikes my drawings round.

44
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Tim said he had
more than one friend.

45
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I didn't believe him.
It's the village of the damned !

46
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Are yous two, erm...

47
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What ? I don't...

48
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Are yous an item ?

49
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(BOTH LAUGH)

50
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No ! That's... No.

51
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Daisy's not like that. That's funny.

52
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We're just mates, aren't we ? Chums.

53
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Get off me !

54
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I see. Yous are... "friends" ?

55
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BOTH: Yeah.

56
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Did you want a cup of tea ?

57
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I couldn't eat a thing.

58
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Not even tea ?

59
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No. No solids. Something orange ?

60
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Water ?

61
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OK !

62
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RINGS

63
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# DANCE MUSIC

64
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KETTLE HISSES

65
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DOG GROWLS

66
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CLOCK, PHONE, DOG AND POURED WATER
IN RHYTHM TO MUSIC

67
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< Hello ?

68
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What, already ?

69
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All right. I'll see you later.

70
00:04:01,683 --> 00:04:03,443
Who was that ?

71
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Mike. He nearly drowned. He put
too many pebbles in his rucksack.

72
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I last saw Mike on Crimewatch.

73
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Mistaken identity. The police had
his house surrounded all last week.

74
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No. This was about two months ago.

75
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Oh, yeah. That was him.

76
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What did you do last night ?

77
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Last night was an A1, tip-top
clubbing jam fayre, a sandwich
of fun on ecstasy bread,...

78
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wrapped up in a baglike disco fudge.

79
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I just wish I could control
these fuckin' mood swings !

80
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So what did yous two friends do ?

81
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Oh, we just stayed in, didn't we ?
Had a laugh, played Scrabble.

82
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# A choo-choo, teeky too
Tikky-tikky too oh-oh-oh ohhh

83
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Leap - six, seven... Six.

84
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# A too-too tikky too tikky-too...

85
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Live. Or "liyve".

86
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Shazam. It is a word !

87
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< What does it mean ?

88
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Captain Marvel says it.

89
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It's a nonsense invented word !
What's "goo" ?

90
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You're doing that so you can use Z.

91
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I swear to God...

92
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# Do-do do do-do do-do do do-do...

93
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Pro V. Pantene Pro V.

94
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You can't have Pantene Pro V ! >

95
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Goo is shampoo. >

96
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It makes the hair silky and smooth.

97
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They made it up to make shampoo
sound important ! You're so naive !

98
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Pro V isn't a word !

99
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# Choo, tikky choo...

100
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Fuck !

101
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What ?

102
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The last letters
you threw spelt FUCK.

103
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What does that mean ?

104
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You skipped sex and
went to Scrabble.

105
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Can't get my head round
the platonic inter-gender malarkey.

106
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I don't mind a chinwag with a honey,
after waggling on her chin.

107
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Yeah !

108
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You waggle your willy on her chin ?

109
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Don't come your postfeminist
art-school bollocks, sunflower !

110
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I work. What do you do ?

111
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I write, actually.

112
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You're on the dole !

113
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Are yous coming out with me tonight?

114
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BOTH: No money.

115
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I'll lend you the money.

116
00:06:06,763 --> 00:06:08,323
I owe you 20 quid.

117
00:06:08,363 --> 00:06:09,683
Do you ?

118
00:06:09,723 --> 00:06:13,483
No. Oh, look ! There's Madonna.

119
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Where ? We'll see you later.

120
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I'll have a shower, shit and shave,
and I'll be back about 11.

121
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Pack your party bags, cos tonight's
gonna be a large one. All right ?
Oye-oye ! (LAUGHS)

122
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What was all that about Madonna ?

123
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Tyres has got a short attention span.
I remember once... Look ! Wrestling.

124
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Give him the stick ! Come on !

125
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Aaargh ! >
Sorry !

126
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Bastard ! >
Sorry ! God !

127
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(SIGHS)

128
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Haven't been to a club in ages.
We should ask Brian to come.

129
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I don't see Brian throwing shapes
in the Church of Dance.

130
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He might if we ask Twist.

131
00:07:01,243 --> 00:07:06,803
Brian and Twist ?!
Yeah. Tyres will probably think
we're double dating.

132
00:07:06,843 --> 00:07:10,003
Yuk !
He was funny, wasn't he ?

133
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What did you mean by
"Daisy's not like that" ?

134
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I never said that. You said
"No. Daisy's not like that."

135
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I just meant... you're not like that.
I don't see you in that way.

136
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What am I ? Chopped liver ?

137
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(LAUGHS) I wish.

138
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You're too hung up on your ex to
notice the existence of other women.

139
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Who said that ?

140
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No, I'm serious. I'm serious.
I think you've got a big problem.

141
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Shut up ! You don't know my problems.

142
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I do. Half a bottle of Galliano,
that's all you talk about.

143
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Bloody Galliano.

144
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It's an obsession, Tim.

145
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You call her name in your sleep.

146
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How did you know I was asleep ?
Why call her name if you were awake?

147
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I think you've got a v big problem
with your ex-g-friend.

148
00:07:59,243 --> 00:08:03,003
Just back off ! What do you care ?

149
00:08:03,043 --> 00:08:06,083
I was just making an observation !

150
00:08:06,123 --> 00:08:10,083
Don't ! You don't know
what you're talking about !

151
00:08:10,123 --> 00:08:12,003
Ugh !

152
00:08:12,043 --> 00:08:14,123
Sorry ! >
All right.

153
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(LOUD SIGH)

154
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Are you gonna ask Brian to come out?

155
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Yes !
Are you going to sulk all day ?

156
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No !

157
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WHIPPING >

158
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Can't come out. >

159
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We're going clubbing. Want to come ?

160
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Don't go to clubs. >

161
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What do you mean, Brian ?

162
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I'm working, Tim. Working.
D'you understand ?

163
00:08:51,923 --> 00:08:54,483
No, sorry. Got me there.

164
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Trying to...

165
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..avoid...

166
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..cliches...

167
00:09:00,723 --> 00:09:05,603
..by not actually placing my brush
on the canvas.

168
00:09:05,643 --> 00:09:07,283
Wow.

169
00:09:07,323 --> 00:09:08,763
Using my penis.

170
00:09:08,803 --> 00:09:10,683
Finally ?

171
00:09:10,723 --> 00:09:12,483
Do you want to see ?

172
00:09:12,523 --> 00:09:15,683
No, I'm just about to have my tea.

173
00:09:15,723 --> 00:09:17,403
Come out. It'd be good for you.

174
00:09:17,443 --> 00:09:19,203
No, it won't.

175
00:09:21,243 --> 00:09:22,603
Twist'll be there.

176
00:09:22,643 --> 00:09:25,043
Will she ?

177
00:09:29,643 --> 00:09:31,043
Can't !

178
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Huge.

179
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It's a no.

180
00:09:38,843 --> 00:09:40,203
Shush !

181
00:09:40,243 --> 00:09:43,003
Money !
That's all you care about !
What do you know ?

182
00:09:43,043 --> 00:09:47,523
More than you think, young lady !

183
00:09:47,563 --> 00:09:49,963
'I feel for Amber.'

184
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# HEAVY METAL

185
00:09:53,003 --> 00:09:55,603
(MOANING)

186
00:09:55,643 --> 00:09:57,203
SHOUTING

187
00:09:57,243 --> 00:10:00,363
'I feel for Amber. (CHUCKLES)'

188
00:10:00,403 --> 00:10:03,003
# BILLIE: Because We Want To

189
00:10:04,283 --> 00:10:06,083
(SOBBING)

190
00:10:08,003 --> 00:10:09,763
KNOCK ON DOOR

191
00:10:09,803 --> 00:10:11,163
Marsha.

192
00:10:11,203 --> 00:10:12,883
NO !

193
00:10:12,923 --> 00:10:14,603
Hi, Marsha.

194
00:10:14,643 --> 00:10:17,363
Hello !

195
00:10:17,403 --> 00:10:19,523
Sorry about the noise.

196
00:10:19,563 --> 00:10:22,243
Periods, you know. Her dad left.

197
00:10:22,283 --> 00:10:24,203
I thought he left when she was two.

198
00:10:24,243 --> 00:10:28,803
Yeah, yeah.
She is milking it slightly.

199
00:10:28,843 --> 00:10:30,803
Do you want a... tea ?

200
00:10:30,843 --> 00:10:32,803
No, I won't intrude.

201
00:10:32,843 --> 00:10:35,443
All right. I'll have a small one.

202
00:10:35,483 --> 00:10:37,483
OK. One small tea.

203
00:10:39,843 --> 00:10:45,403
It's difficult, isn't it ? Me and
my mum used to row all the time.

204
00:10:45,443 --> 00:10:48,723
I worry if you stay out after ten.

205
00:10:48,763 --> 00:10:51,363
Try to think about my feelings. >

206
00:10:56,003 --> 00:10:57,363
Bye, Mum. Love you.

207
00:10:57,403 --> 00:11:00,803
Bye, Dumpling. Love you, too !

208
00:11:00,843 --> 00:11:04,803
(SIGHS) Oh, yeah.
She used to go ballistic.

209
00:11:04,843 --> 00:11:09,803
She'd say "You're not going out !"
and I'd say "Yes, I am !" (LAUGHS)

210
00:11:09,843 --> 00:11:12,443
She was just so unreasonable.

211
00:11:12,483 --> 00:11:15,243
For God's sake,
she was just worried.

212
00:11:15,283 --> 00:11:20,083
She was scared to face life without
me so she tried to stop me growing.

213
00:11:20,123 --> 00:11:27,083
That is so self-obsessed, as if life
revolved around you ! All she wanted
to do was show you somebody cared.

214
00:11:27,123 --> 00:11:31,443
If she'd wanted that
she could have bought me that pony.

215
00:11:31,483 --> 00:11:34,443
Money - it's all you care about.

216
00:11:34,483 --> 00:11:36,843
What do you know what I care about ?

217
00:11:36,883 --> 00:11:41,283
More than you think, young lady.
Oh, leave me alone !

218
00:11:47,643 --> 00:11:50,043
You got any biscuits ?

219
00:12:13,643 --> 00:12:16,163
(BLOWS FAINTLY)

220
00:12:16,203 --> 00:12:18,123
How is she?

221
00:12:18,163 --> 00:12:21,923
The fibre glass
was severely damaged.

222
00:12:21,963 --> 00:12:23,923
What happened?

223
00:12:23,963 --> 00:12:28,803
Showing off, Tim! 15 rocks in my
rucksack. The regulation is five.

224
00:12:28,843 --> 00:12:33,683
I knew something was wrong
when I got her in the water.
She was sitting so low. So low.

225
00:12:33,723 --> 00:12:37,523
I didn't stop, Tim.
15 rocks and everyone knew.

226
00:12:37,563 --> 00:12:39,563
What happened when you rolled?

227
00:12:39,603 --> 00:12:46,763
I lost control two feet from shore.
I struggled to right her and banged
into the jetty, damagingthe canoe.

228
00:12:46,803 --> 00:12:51,403
The Rambler leader had to dive in
and rescue me.

229
00:12:51,443 --> 00:12:58,043
So it wasn't so much an Eskimo roll.
It was more a case of rolling right
Inuit! (LAUGHS)

230
00:12:59,483 --> 00:13:02,323
Inuit's another word for Eskimo!

231
00:13:02,363 --> 00:13:07,683
I've been thrown out, Tim. The Rough
Ramblers don't want me any more!

232
00:13:07,723 --> 00:13:10,083
Come on, come on. Come on.

233
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:16,683
I'm not the big man, not the leader.
No-one's ever gonna look up to me.
I feel like a failure.

234
00:13:16,723 --> 00:13:19,083
You're not a failure, Mike.

235
00:13:19,123 --> 00:13:25,483
You're too good for them. They're not
ready for you. You're a renegade,
a soldier of fortune.

236
00:13:25,523 --> 00:13:28,083
(WEEPY) Like The A-Team. You're like
Mr T, but white and hairy.

237
00:13:28,123 --> 00:13:29,683
I am, aren't I?

238
00:13:29,723 --> 00:13:31,603
I feel sorry for anybody
that says you're not.

239
00:13:31,643 --> 00:13:35,283
I pity the fool. I pity the fool.
I ain't goin' on no plane, sucka!
Stop that!

240
00:13:35,323 --> 00:13:36,843
Will I ever be in the Army?

241
00:13:36,883 --> 00:13:38,523
No.

242
00:13:38,563 --> 00:13:41,083
Cos of what happened.

243
00:13:46,483 --> 00:13:50,843
I know, Mike, and I'm sorry,
but this was a long time ago.

244
00:13:50,883 --> 00:13:52,843
I haven't let you down since, have I?

245
00:13:56,083 --> 00:14:01,003
And I never will. I know.
Come here, you big twat.

246
00:14:03,083 --> 00:14:05,163
Hm, hm! Excuse me!

247
00:14:05,203 --> 00:14:07,203
Just a second!

248
00:14:09,963 --> 00:14:11,363
OK.

249
00:14:14,883 --> 00:14:16,283
Mike!

250
00:14:18,363 --> 00:14:20,323
Cheap Dutch lager for the lady?

251
00:14:20,363 --> 00:14:21,603
No, thanks.

252
00:14:21,643 --> 00:14:22,643
Oh, thanks(!)

253
00:14:23,843 --> 00:14:26,523
I'm on a special diet.
I have to eat like a bird.

254
00:14:26,563 --> 00:14:31,563
Like this?
Tch-tch-tch-tch-tch. (LAUGHS)

255
00:14:34,323 --> 00:14:35,563
Where's Brian?

256
00:14:35,603 --> 00:14:36,843
Yeah. Where's Brian?

257
00:14:36,883 --> 00:14:38,603
Up his own arse.

258
00:14:38,643 --> 00:14:40,483
You don't like him? >

259
00:14:40,523 --> 00:14:42,483
I do. I'm not sure why.

260
00:14:42,523 --> 00:14:45,523
How are you, Mike?

261
00:14:45,563 --> 00:14:47,683
Yeah.

262
00:14:47,723 --> 00:14:49,883
That's a well-fitted body warmer.

263
00:14:49,923 --> 00:14:51,563
It's a life jacket.

264
00:14:51,603 --> 00:14:55,923
Have you been yachting?
Kind of off-road rambling.

265
00:14:55,963 --> 00:15:01,723
All forms of outdoor pursuits -
walking, canoeing, killing.

266
00:15:01,763 --> 00:15:03,123
Killing?

267
00:15:03,163 --> 00:15:04,803
No. No killing.

268
00:15:04,843 --> 00:15:07,963
Maybe you should take
the jacket off.

269
00:15:08,003 --> 00:15:10,003
He will when he's ready!

270
00:15:11,803 --> 00:15:14,643
Are you coming out tonight, Mike?

271
00:15:14,683 --> 00:15:17,963
I don't really go out much.
Haven't got anything to wear.

272
00:15:18,003 --> 00:15:22,403
Oh, come on, Mike!
Let's get dressed up and go out!

273
00:15:22,443 --> 00:15:27,683
You know. We'll be like a gang,
a group! Like an army. Yeah!

274
00:15:30,083 --> 00:15:32,003
Try this on.

275
00:15:32,043 --> 00:15:33,683
Is this mine?

276
00:15:33,723 --> 00:15:34,683
That's mine!

277
00:15:34,723 --> 00:15:36,243
You borrow my clothes.

278
00:15:36,283 --> 00:15:38,283
Why would I do that?

279
00:15:43,883 --> 00:15:46,043
You look fantastic!

280
00:15:47,163 --> 00:15:49,203
Too tight? BOTH: No!

281
00:15:49,243 --> 00:15:52,643
You could tie something
around your waist if you feel...

282
00:15:52,683 --> 00:15:55,323
BOTH: Self-conscious.

283
00:15:55,363 --> 00:15:56,883
Do you think it's a bit feminine?

284
00:15:56,923 --> 00:16:00,123
BOTH: No!
Course it is! It's a girl's top!

285
00:16:00,163 --> 00:16:05,483
Get away from him! Don't let them
dress you up like a giant cock.

286
00:16:05,523 --> 00:16:08,523
Had to dress as an elderly
Israeli woman once. Did you?

287
00:16:08,563 --> 00:16:12,043
I didn't HAVE to. We should talk.

288
00:16:15,083 --> 00:16:17,083
(HUMS TO MUSIC)

289
00:16:23,363 --> 00:16:25,083
Is it too much?

290
00:16:25,123 --> 00:16:26,483
BOTH: Yes.

291
00:16:26,523 --> 00:16:28,643
No!

292
00:16:28,683 --> 00:16:31,043
Oh, hi, Bri!

293
00:16:31,083 --> 00:16:33,043
Can I use your video?

294
00:16:33,083 --> 00:16:36,563
What are you going to do?
Stick it to a canvas as part of
a piece depicting a society

295
00:16:36,603 --> 00:16:43,843
of cathode-junkies
selling their imagination
for quick-fix media hits?

296
00:16:43,883 --> 00:16:46,683
I want to record Ready Steady Cook.

297
00:16:49,083 --> 00:16:50,843
OK!

298
00:16:50,883 --> 00:16:52,483
Sure you don't want to come out?

299
00:16:52,523 --> 00:16:54,763
I don't go to clubs. Oh, why?

300
00:16:54,803 --> 00:16:55,923
Erm...

301
00:17:01,043 --> 00:17:03,003
Just don't.

302
00:17:03,043 --> 00:17:07,763
Get that, will you, Mike?

303
00:17:07,803 --> 00:17:10,683
So, er... Packed the party bag?

304
00:17:10,723 --> 00:17:15,523
Yes. Two fresh jumpers, two fresh
T-shirts, two woolly hats. All right?

305
00:17:16,483 --> 00:17:18,963
Saved any countries from tyranny?

306
00:17:20,403 --> 00:17:25,163
A soldier that minds his business!
Ha-ha! You lucky people!

307
00:17:25,203 --> 00:17:26,243
Who's this?

308
00:17:26,283 --> 00:17:29,163
Brian. He's not coming. Why not?

309
00:17:29,203 --> 00:17:30,523
Yeah. Why?

310
00:17:30,563 --> 00:17:33,523
Why aren't you coming, Brian?
It won't be the same! Please!

311
00:17:33,563 --> 00:17:35,923
(ALL ASK)

312
00:17:35,963 --> 00:17:37,923
I don't go clubbing!

313
00:17:37,963 --> 00:17:41,123
Hello, everyone.

314
00:17:41,163 --> 00:17:42,643
Oh, hi, Marsha. Hi, Marsha.

315
00:17:42,683 --> 00:17:44,763
You all going out?

316
00:17:44,803 --> 00:17:46,763
ALL: Yeah. Except Brian.

317
00:17:46,803 --> 00:17:50,803
Looks like it's just
you and me, then, Brian.

318
00:17:58,923 --> 00:18:01,123
I'm putting my coat
in the cloakroom.

319
00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:03,643
Take mine, will you, Daisy?
Take mine, too.

320
00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:06,603
Yeah, there's no point
us both queueing.

321
00:18:17,083 --> 00:18:19,483
Thanks very much, little lady.

322
00:18:38,163 --> 00:18:39,963
CHEERING

323
00:18:41,683 --> 00:18:43,643
Who wrote the music?

324
00:18:43,683 --> 00:18:45,283
What?

325
00:18:45,323 --> 00:18:48,923
Sorry. I can't hear you!

326
00:19:07,083 --> 00:19:09,083
WHISTLING

327
00:20:46,083 --> 00:20:48,043
# MELLOW MUSIC

328
00:20:48,083 --> 00:20:50,083
I've got to dance.

329
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:53,083
LET'S SWING!

330
00:21:24,643 --> 00:21:30,083
I'm really sorry about snapping
at you. That was so out of order.

331
00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:34,163
No! No, no, no.
It's fine! It's good.

332
00:21:34,203 --> 00:21:36,323
Is it?
It was good. We're on another level.

333
00:21:36,363 --> 00:21:38,003
No, we are.

334
00:21:38,043 --> 00:21:41,283
We can snap at each other and it
doesn't matter. It's not a problem.

335
00:21:41,323 --> 00:21:43,683
It's beneath us. Yeah.

336
00:21:43,723 --> 00:21:46,363
Yeah. Cos I like you. I do.

337
00:21:46,403 --> 00:21:51,723
I like living with you. It's fun!
Ahhh! O-ohhh! You're talented.
You're gonna do well.

338
00:21:51,763 --> 00:21:56,443
YOU are! No!
You are! You're so good!

339
00:21:56,483 --> 00:22:00,123
No... You're such a good artist!
Am I? You are! You're so good!

340
00:22:01,803 --> 00:22:06,203
We're both gonna be fine. Yeah,yeah.
We're gonna do well. So well.

341
00:22:06,243 --> 00:22:10,923
We'll get a big house in Hampstead,
and have a room as our own club!

342
00:22:10,963 --> 00:22:15,883
Have a club! Get our friends...
Yeah, yeah! We'll be King and Queen
of Clubland!

343
00:22:15,923 --> 00:22:20,963
Yeah! Brilliant.. You and me!
(LAUGHS) You and me! (LAUGHS)

344
00:22:21,003 --> 00:22:24,083
Wheyyyyy! Ha-ha-ha!

345
00:22:24,123 --> 00:22:30,403
Didn't mean to interrupt. I wondered
if you two friends would like to
come and join the collective.

346
00:22:30,443 --> 00:22:31,563
Yeah!

347
00:22:38,883 --> 00:22:40,843
I'm sorry I left you!

348
00:22:40,883 --> 00:22:43,563
That's all right! Where's Mike?

349
00:22:43,603 --> 00:22:45,363
Where's Mike?

350
00:22:45,403 --> 00:22:47,163
Over there!

351
00:22:50,683 --> 00:22:53,283
# THEME FROM THE A-TEAM

352
00:23:27,683 --> 00:23:30,083
'My work here is done.'

353
00:23:36,563 --> 00:23:38,963
(COUGHS AND RETCHES)

354
00:23:56,243 --> 00:23:57,763
# Oooh, only for the

355
00:23:57,803 --> 00:23:58,843
# Only for the

356
00:23:58,883 --> 00:24:01,643
# Only for the hardcore UK raver

357
00:24:01,683 --> 00:24:03,763
# Ba-ba-ba nwow-nwow-nwow

358
00:24:03,803 --> 00:24:06,043
# Am little hard, am little razor
Am little hard, am little razor

359
00:24:06,083 --> 00:24:07,403
# Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

360
00:24:07,443 --> 00:24:09,123
# Rewind! #