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It's over?
I... I can't believe it.

2
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Listen, Richard,
we had a great time.

3
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Maybe I even loved you,
but times change.

4
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I've got to think about me,
I've got to think about my life.

5
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The Guardian have been on the phone
all morning.

6
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They want me to write this
new pop music column.

7
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I'm going to Fuji to interview The
Fugees, then Maui to interview Bowie

8
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then Malaga to interview the
Gallaghers.

9
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I'll be meeting new people and I
don't think I'll have time for you.

10
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But... No, I'm sorry, I really am,

11
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but I think this is best for the
both of us.

12
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In the long run...
'..you'll thank me.

13
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'I'm meeting loads of new people

14
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'and right now, I really don't
think that leaves any room

15
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'in my life for you.

16
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'It's over, Daisy.'

17
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It's over? I can't...

18
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I can't believe it.
HE HANGS UP

19
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SHE SIGHS

20
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Richard's finished with me.

21
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Well, it's hardly surprising, is it?

22
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I mean, you were getting off with
people behind his back.

23
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How come he finished with you?

24
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Cos I was getting off with people
behind his back.

25
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How did he find out ?

26
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Well, I told him.
You told me to tell him.

27
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You said it would clear the air,
you know.

28
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Strengthen our relationship.

29
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I didn't mean it!

30
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Ah, you're evil.

31
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I'm not the deceiver here.
I'm not the cheating harpy.

32
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You're so damaged.

33
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Just cos Sarah hurt you,

34
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you feel justified in wreaking
your petty vengeance on womankind.

35
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Yes.

36
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Yes. And I'd do it again, I tell you.

37
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I'd do it again in an instant.

38
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HE LAUGHS MANIACALLY

39
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Sorry. Sorry.

40
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So, um, are you OK ?

41
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Yeah, yeah. I'm fine, I suppose.

42
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It was inevitable really.

43
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Neither of us were giving it the
time it deserved. It was my fault.

44
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I just feel...

45
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Tim!

46
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What? You said you were fine.

47
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KNOCK ON DOOR

48
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Brian?

49
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SHE TUTS

50
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DOOR CLOSES

51
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HE GIGGLES

52
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Uh, no.

53
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Ah!

54
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Oh.

55
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Help me. I'm stuck.

56
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MARSHA UPSTAIRS: Why should
I this, why should I that?!

57
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Why do you control me?

58
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Get responsibility in your life.
What am I supposed to do?!

59
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Leave me alone!

60
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Don't think I'm going to tidy it
for you, little harpy.

61
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It'll remain in that state till
you return. That is IF you return.

62
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Quite frankly, I don't give two shits
whether you come back or not.

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DOOR SLAMS

64
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Ooh! Hello, kitten.
Fancy a dab of Rioja ?

65
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Oh. Just a splash.

66
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Can I borrow a teabag ?

67
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Only if you bring it back.

68
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You can have a teabag, Brian.
You can't borrow one.

69
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What're you playing?

70
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Tomb Raider III.

71
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She's drowning.

72
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Yeah.

73
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Is that the point of the game?

74
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Depends what mood you're in, really.

75
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What sort of mood are you in, then?

76
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Well, I got a letter from my
ex-girlfriend this morning,

77
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three months too late,
saying why she dumped me.

78
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It was full of "You'll
always be special"

79
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and "I'll always love you" platitudes

80
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designed to make me feel better
whilst simultaneously

81
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appeasing her deep-seated
sense of guilt

82
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for running off with slimy
little city boy called Duane

83
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and destroying my faith
in everything which is good and pure.

84
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So it didn't really work then?
No, it made me want to drown things.

85
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You've got some paint on you.

86
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It's a literal tribute to
the self-reflexivity of Rembrandt.

87
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Did he like it?

88
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He's dead.
Bloody hell, that really backfired.

89
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Tell me all about it, kitten.

90
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I've split up with my boyfriend.

91
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Oh, well. I can't say I'm surprised.

92
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I heard Tim shouting at you a couple
of nights ago. I was shocked.

93
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What?

94
00:05:02,403 --> 00:05:04,443
"You stupid cow."

95
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Something about a key.

96
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"You can't shoot straight,
you big-titted bitch."

97
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No. No, no. That was Lara Croft.

98
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Sounded like Tim.

99
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It was Tim. He was talking
to Lara Croft

100
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who's a game character. He gets very
frustrated when he plays his games.

101
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Is that what the problem was?

102
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What do you mean?

103
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Is that why you've split up?
Cos he's got no patience.

104
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'Shit!'

105
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If we pretend we're a couple,
this flat could be ours.

106
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It's madness. It'll never work.

107
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Trust me, Tim.
She'll never find out.

108
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(IMITATES) She'll never find out.

109
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Shut up.

110
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Think, think, think.

111
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I'm thinking. I was thinking...

112
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Could Tim and I...?
Could we have...?

113
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There! Right in front of you.

114
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..a plate?

115
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Dog ! A dog! Good one(!)

116
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A dog ? A dog. A dog.

117
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Cos if we had a dog, then
it would help us stay together,

118
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probably, because it would
be like having a child

119
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only, you know, hairier, smaller,
wilder, quicker, smellier.

120
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Well, I don't see why not.

121
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Oh, good.

122
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I've always wanted a dog, actually.
SHE GROWLS

123
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All right, mate. Yeah.

124
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No, I'm looking forward to it.

125
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I think we're going to kick
some serious arse, mo'fo. Yeah.

126
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All right. I'll see you later.
Over and out.

127
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SHE PANTS

128
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Who was that?

129
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It was Mike. We're going
paintballing later on.

130
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I thought he was banned.
Only for six months.

131
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How does that poor accountant
feel about that?

132
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WHIMPERING

133
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BOMBS FALLING

134
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I dunno.

135
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SHE BARKS

136
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What are you doing? Guess what?
Marsha says that we can have a dog.

137
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What?!
We can have a dog. Isn't that great?

138
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SHE BARKS AND GROWLS

139
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Stop it!

140
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Why do you want a dog for?

141
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You'll only end up seeing
other dogs on the side.

142
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Don't you want to get a dog? No.

143
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Why not? What are you frightened of?

144
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I'm not frightened of anything.
Why would I be frightened?

145
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MUSIC: Theme from Roobarb And Custard

146
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HE SCREAMS

147
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BARKING

148
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You're scared of them, aren't you?

149
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No!

150
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Yes, you are.

151
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All right, I had a minor phobia
when I was a kid

152
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How minor? I had to have
counselling. Really? Sorry.

153
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She said I had caniphobia.
I was seven years old. I thought

154
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"Great. Now I'm frightened
of bamboo as well."

155
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How many times did you go ?
Three or four. Started to work.

156
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I remember she said to me
"You've got about as much chance

157
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"of being struck by lightning as you
have of being bitten by a dog."

158
00:08:06,043 --> 00:08:08,083
So what's the problem?

159
00:08:08,123 --> 00:08:10,283
Well, I was leaving the
practice one day,

160
00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:12,163
feeling really well-adjusted
and happy

161
00:08:12,203 --> 00:08:15,323
and this fucking great Alsatian just
came haring down the road towards me,

162
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jaws slung with bloody slather,

163
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eyes lit by the fires of
Hades' own eternal damned kingdom.

164
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It leapt into the air.
I remember thinking, "This is it.

165
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"I'm seven years old and
this is the end."

166
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Fortunately, Lady Luck was
smiling at me at day.

167
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What happened?

168
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I got struck by lightning.

169
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What?! Yeah. It hurt,
but scared the shit out of the dog.

170
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So now you're scared of dogs
and lightning.

171
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And bamboo.

172
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It's funny, really, you know.

173
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I always really wanted a dog
when I was little,

174
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but I wasn't allowed one.

175
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Really?

176
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Play with me!

177
00:08:55,603 --> 00:08:58,443
Oh, please play with me. Please.

178
00:09:00,163 --> 00:09:01,963
I don't know, Daisy. I'm...

179
00:09:02,003 --> 00:09:07,603
Look, I know I've sprung this on you
and if you don't like it,

180
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I'll understand.

181
00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:12,363
I really need this, you know.

182
00:09:14,523 --> 00:09:16,843
I'll do everything for it, you know.

183
00:09:16,883 --> 00:09:22,483
I'll feed it and I'll walk it
and I'll change its little hutch...

184
00:09:22,523 --> 00:09:25,363
and if you still don't like it,
then, well,...

185
00:09:26,643 --> 00:09:27,643
...we'll kill it.

186
00:09:30,523 --> 00:09:32,363
All right. Whoohoo!

187
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But not a big one. OK.

188
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Sorry, sorry.

189
00:09:36,163 --> 00:09:38,483
It could be good for you. It could
be the turning point.

190
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Might help you finally
conquer your fear.

191
00:09:40,483 --> 00:09:42,043
Stop trying to get your own way

192
00:09:42,083 --> 00:09:45,083
by turning everything into a
psychodrama that somehow benefits me.

193
00:09:45,123 --> 00:09:47,563
OK? I am my own person.

194
00:09:47,603 --> 00:09:50,683
I will deal with my problems
in whatever way I see fit.

195
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Get it away from me!

196
00:09:53,443 --> 00:09:56,603
# Heads and tails
Heads and tails, heads and tails

197
00:09:59,763 --> 00:10:02,923
Eyes and whiskers, paws and nose...#

198
00:10:02,963 --> 00:10:06,763
Can't believe you brought me here.
It's great, isn't it? It smells.

199
00:10:06,803 --> 00:10:09,283
Twist! It smells. Hi!

200
00:10:09,323 --> 00:10:10,883
Hello.

201
00:10:10,923 --> 00:10:14,323
I'm Daisy Steiner.
This is my friend, Twist.

202
00:10:14,363 --> 00:10:15,643
Twist?

203
00:10:15,683 --> 00:10:17,043
Mm. My parents were hippies.

204
00:10:17,083 --> 00:10:19,203
I see. What can I do for you?

205
00:10:21,043 --> 00:10:22,683
We'd like to buy a dog.

206
00:10:22,723 --> 00:10:23,923
YOU'D like to buy a dog.

207
00:10:23,963 --> 00:10:25,443
Yes, I'd like to buy a dog.

208
00:10:27,323 --> 00:10:28,323
(There.)

209
00:10:29,843 --> 00:10:32,403
Have you owned a dog before?

210
00:10:32,443 --> 00:10:34,603
Mm. Sort of.

211
00:10:34,643 --> 00:10:36,443
Sort of?

212
00:10:38,563 --> 00:10:39,883
Come on, boy.

213
00:10:42,363 --> 00:10:43,763
No.

214
00:10:45,563 --> 00:10:49,843
Now, I want you to think very
carefully before you choose a dog.

215
00:10:49,883 --> 00:10:51,763
Can I afford to keep it?

216
00:10:51,803 --> 00:10:55,123
Will I be able to take it for walks
twice a day if not more?

217
00:10:55,163 --> 00:10:58,243
Can I give it a secure, loving home?

218
00:10:59,563 --> 00:11:01,323
Um...

219
00:11:04,003 --> 00:11:05,723
SHE SNEEZES

220
00:11:05,763 --> 00:11:07,923
MILITARY MARCH

221
00:11:10,603 --> 00:11:13,563
OK, number one -
don't eat the paintballs

222
00:11:13,603 --> 00:11:16,803
Number two - this is just a game.

223
00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:19,643
Take it too seriously and you're only
going to be hurting yourself

224
00:11:19,683 --> 00:11:21,243
It's not war.

225
00:11:21,283 --> 00:11:24,883
It's just an exercise
in teamwork and tactics.

226
00:11:24,923 --> 00:11:27,443
If you go too far,
you will get banned.

227
00:11:29,963 --> 00:11:31,683
Groovy.

228
00:11:31,723 --> 00:11:33,243
Shit.

229
00:11:35,523 --> 00:11:37,843
SHE GASPS
Ah.

230
00:11:40,723 --> 00:11:44,723
He's been with us a while now.
It's his last day here.

231
00:11:44,763 --> 00:11:47,163
Why? Has somebody bought him?

232
00:11:47,203 --> 00:11:49,963
Dogs only stay with us
for a limited period.

233
00:11:50,003 --> 00:11:51,483
Where do they go after that?

234
00:11:51,523 --> 00:11:53,963
Heaven?

235
00:11:54,003 --> 00:11:55,763
A gay club?!

236
00:11:55,803 --> 00:11:58,883
No, Miss Steiner. We put them down.

237
00:11:58,923 --> 00:12:01,083
All of them.

238
00:12:01,123 --> 00:12:03,123
ECHOING: No!

239
00:12:05,363 --> 00:12:07,243
No-oh-oh-oh!

240
00:12:08,443 --> 00:12:11,163
Come on, Colin, we're taking you
away from this place!

241
00:12:11,203 --> 00:12:13,843
Colin? That's what I called my box.

242
00:12:24,323 --> 00:12:26,323
# MILITARY MARCH

243
00:12:36,683 --> 00:12:39,683
Hi, Dom. Yes. This is Duane Benzie.

244
00:12:39,723 --> 00:12:42,403
This is Duane Benzie.

245
00:12:42,443 --> 00:12:44,403
How're you doing? >

246
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# BAYWATCH THEME

247
00:13:07,443 --> 00:13:10,443
Tim, your girlfriend's
very beautiful.

248
00:13:10,483 --> 00:13:12,843
(Oh, thank you.)

249
00:13:12,883 --> 00:13:14,683
# MUSIC FROM PSYCHO

250
00:13:16,443 --> 00:13:21,963
Hi. I didn't expect to see you. You
never struck me as the outdoor type.

251
00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:25,963
Oh, you left some stuff at the flat.

252
00:13:26,003 --> 00:13:31,843
Well, I think it's your stuff.
The bag was full of comics and toys.

253
00:13:31,883 --> 00:13:36,923
I was thinking I would drop it round
in the car, save you the trip.

254
00:13:36,963 --> 00:13:38,723
You stole my girlfriend.

255
00:13:38,763 --> 00:13:41,523
(SIGHS) Tim, now come on.

256
00:13:41,563 --> 00:13:43,763
I didn't want it to be like this.

257
00:13:43,803 --> 00:13:48,163
It wasn't personal. You don't choose
who you fall in love with.

258
00:13:48,203 --> 00:13:50,363
When you get that feeling,
it's like...

259
00:13:50,403 --> 00:13:51,683
Sexual healing.

260
00:13:51,723 --> 00:13:54,683
..like a force beyond your control.

261
00:13:54,723 --> 00:13:56,883
What do they say about love and war?

262
00:13:56,923 --> 00:14:02,083
One involves a lot of pain
and the other one's war.

263
00:14:02,123 --> 00:14:04,243
What team are you on? A or B?

264
00:14:04,283 --> 00:14:06,043
We're B.

265
00:14:06,083 --> 00:14:11,083
Me, too. Looks like we're fighting
side by side.

266
00:14:11,123 --> 00:14:14,763
Who knows, maybe that's
what we need.

267
00:14:21,323 --> 00:14:22,923
Later.

268
00:14:25,363 --> 00:14:28,003
I've rehearsed that a thousand times.

269
00:14:28,043 --> 00:14:29,403
Is it the first time since...?

270
00:14:29,443 --> 00:14:31,443
Yes. Yes.

271
00:14:31,483 --> 00:14:33,043
I was cool.

272
00:14:33,083 --> 00:14:37,243
I could have smashed his face in
or set fire to him but I didn't.

273
00:14:37,283 --> 00:14:38,683
What will you do next time?

274
00:14:38,723 --> 00:14:40,523
Set fire to him.

275
00:14:40,563 --> 00:14:43,843
(SWEETLY) Hello. Hello. Hello.

276
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:49,643
Ah, now you stay there and mummy's
going to make a cup of tea.

277
00:14:51,083 --> 00:14:55,403
Gonna be best friends.
Gonna have such fun.

278
00:14:55,443 --> 00:14:56,843
Do you want something to eat?

279
00:14:56,883 --> 00:14:59,243
Yes, please.

280
00:14:59,283 --> 00:15:00,283
Where is it then?

281
00:15:00,323 --> 00:15:01,843
(GASPS)

282
00:15:01,883 --> 00:15:03,843
The little dog?

283
00:15:03,883 --> 00:15:05,603
Uh...

284
00:15:05,643 --> 00:15:08,443
Is it the bandana? I look stupid.

285
00:15:08,483 --> 00:15:09,443
Oh!

286
00:15:09,483 --> 00:15:11,443
Shall I take it off?

287
00:15:11,483 --> 00:15:12,923
Colin.

288
00:15:12,963 --> 00:15:15,403
No, Daisy, it's Brian.

289
00:15:15,443 --> 00:15:18,603
I think you're sitting on my dog.

290
00:15:20,643 --> 00:15:22,443
Oh, my God.

291
00:15:23,723 --> 00:15:26,523
Look, I'll count to three,

292
00:15:26,563 --> 00:15:29,203
..and then stand up. OK?

293
00:15:29,243 --> 00:15:31,563
I can't watch.

294
00:15:31,603 --> 00:15:33,683
One,

295
00:15:33,723 --> 00:15:35,923
two...

296
00:15:38,643 --> 00:15:40,043
..three.

297
00:15:40,083 --> 00:15:42,203
Go, go, go.

298
00:15:48,803 --> 00:15:50,603
Ah! Ah!

299
00:15:51,643 --> 00:15:53,603
The flag's north west.

300
00:15:53,643 --> 00:15:55,603
How do you know?
Seen it.

301
00:15:55,643 --> 00:15:57,243
This is so exciting.

302
00:15:57,283 --> 00:15:59,843
First time, kid?
I'm 36.

303
00:15:59,883 --> 00:16:02,923
First time, old man?
Yeah. I fancy myself as a soldier.

304
00:16:02,963 --> 00:16:04,403
I fancy myself.

305
00:16:04,443 --> 00:16:06,243
I fancy you.
Not here.

306
00:16:06,283 --> 00:16:08,203
Have you done this before?

307
00:16:08,243 --> 00:16:14,043
Could say that. The last time I did
this, I wasn't using a paintball gun

308
00:16:14,083 --> 00:16:15,923
You've seen combat?
Yes, I have.

309
00:16:15,963 --> 00:16:16,963
Where?
On TV.

310
00:16:18,883 --> 00:16:22,603
You said the last time you did this,
you didn't use a paintball gun.

311
00:16:22,643 --> 00:16:24,123
What did you use?

312
00:16:24,163 --> 00:16:26,203
A big stick.

313
00:16:26,243 --> 00:16:27,803
I'm going for the flag.

314
00:16:27,843 --> 00:16:30,363
Why not?
We must chose our moment carefully.

315
00:16:31,803 --> 00:16:36,403
It's swarming with As. Not just in
the jungle. They are the jungle.

316
00:16:36,443 --> 00:16:39,603
What do you think this is - Vietnam?

317
00:16:42,203 --> 00:16:43,563
Uh.

318
00:16:52,163 --> 00:16:53,963
Son of a bitch.

319
00:16:54,003 --> 00:16:58,003
(SWEETLY) He didn't mean it.
You didn't mean it.

320
00:16:58,043 --> 00:17:00,803
Say "I didn't mean it, Colin."

321
00:17:00,843 --> 00:17:02,483
I didn't mean it, Colin.

322
00:17:02,523 --> 00:17:05,083
No, like I said it.

323
00:17:05,123 --> 00:17:07,043
(SWEETLY) I didn't mean it, Colin.

324
00:17:07,083 --> 00:17:09,723
There. You're a good boy.

325
00:17:09,763 --> 00:17:11,723
He's beautiful.

326
00:17:11,763 --> 00:17:13,723
Reminds me of my dog - Pom-pom.

327
00:17:13,763 --> 00:17:15,323
I didn't know you had a dog.

328
00:17:15,363 --> 00:17:17,283
As a child. >

329
00:17:17,323 --> 00:17:20,243
Used to spend hours playing together

330
00:17:20,283 --> 00:17:25,243
I'd dress him up in period costumes
and take amusing photographs.

331
00:17:25,283 --> 00:17:28,283
Loved him so much. Was tragic really

332
00:17:29,083 --> 00:17:30,083
Why?

333
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:33,323
We were playing in the street.

334
00:17:33,363 --> 00:17:38,323
I was taking pictures of him
dressed as an Elizabethan merchant.

335
00:17:38,363 --> 00:17:43,563
Suddenly something caught his eye.
Maybe it was a stray tomcat

336
00:17:43,603 --> 00:17:47,763
or a brightly-coloured ball
bouncing out of sight.

337
00:17:47,803 --> 00:17:50,443
It may have been the stick I threw.

338
00:17:50,483 --> 00:17:56,603
But he ran out into the main road,
exploded under an articulated lorry.

339
00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:59,203
It blew up?

340
00:17:59,243 --> 00:18:02,603
No, the weight of the truck
on his frail body

341
00:18:02,643 --> 00:18:06,043
burst him like a cheap party
balloon,

342
00:18:06,083 --> 00:18:08,763
sending his ruff 40 feet in the air.

343
00:18:11,643 --> 00:18:13,083
There, you see.

344
00:18:14,403 --> 00:18:16,283
Such vibrant colours.

345
00:18:17,523 --> 00:18:19,323
Uh. Ugh!

346
00:18:19,363 --> 00:18:22,003
That was for me. It's now personal.

347
00:18:22,043 --> 00:18:24,403
It was personal
when he slept with your girlfriend.

348
00:18:24,443 --> 00:18:28,763
Now it's more personal.
Can't get more personal that that!

349
00:18:28,803 --> 00:18:32,083
Mike! Just think about
what you're saying!

350
00:18:32,123 --> 00:18:37,083
You need a mental checkpoint
to vet thoughts for insensitivity!

351
00:18:37,123 --> 00:18:43,003
You hate me. You're only with me cos
of what happened when we were little

352
00:18:43,043 --> 00:18:45,443
# GENTLE MUSIC

353
00:18:45,483 --> 00:18:47,043
Mike?

354
00:18:52,283 --> 00:18:53,883
Mike!

355
00:18:55,843 --> 00:18:58,803
Dasiy, this is a big responsibility.

356
00:18:58,843 --> 00:19:02,163
Dogs are like kids -
want, want, want.

357
00:19:02,203 --> 00:19:04,403
He is a little life.

358
00:19:04,443 --> 00:19:06,803
He has needs.

359
00:19:09,443 --> 00:19:12,403
I know, Marsha. I do, I really do.

360
00:19:12,443 --> 00:19:17,003
I'm not going to discard him
once he's served his purpose.

361
00:19:17,043 --> 00:19:21,883
He's a living thing. He's not
just some kind of novelty toy.

362
00:19:21,923 --> 00:19:24,883
Come on, Mr Colin, dance for me!

363
00:19:26,923 --> 00:19:30,843
Come on, Colin. Dance, dance.
Dance, dance!

364
00:19:30,883 --> 00:19:33,243
(LAUGHS) Dance, dance!

365
00:19:34,643 --> 00:19:36,843
Dance for me. Dance!

366
00:19:40,683 --> 00:19:42,243
Mike.

367
00:19:57,243 --> 00:19:59,043
PHONE

368
00:20:01,923 --> 00:20:03,523
Saved by the bell.

369
00:20:03,563 --> 00:20:05,403
Aren't you going to answer that?

370
00:20:06,403 --> 00:20:08,683
I've got an answering service.

371
00:20:08,723 --> 00:20:10,803
(THROATY) You have an answer
for everything.

372
00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:13,003
I can't believe you said that.

373
00:20:13,043 --> 00:20:16,443
Neither... (COUGHS) Neither can I.

374
00:20:16,483 --> 00:20:20,603
Tim, firing these guns
at close range is dangerous.

375
00:20:20,643 --> 00:20:22,483
You were about to shoot me!

376
00:20:22,523 --> 00:20:27,283
In the back of the head.
In the face, it's different.

377
00:20:27,323 --> 00:20:32,643
Look, if we're gonna do this,
let's at least be sporting about it.

378
00:20:33,683 --> 00:20:36,483
What do you say? 20 paces?

379
00:20:36,523 --> 00:20:37,963
OK.

380
00:20:49,643 --> 00:20:51,043
Ha.

381
00:20:52,283 --> 00:20:54,043
TRIGGER CLICKS

382
00:21:03,283 --> 00:21:08,683
(LAUGHS) You see, Tim. That's
the diffrence between you and I.

383
00:21:11,123 --> 00:21:12,923
Organisation.

384
00:21:12,963 --> 00:21:16,603
Careful thinking, forward planning.

385
00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:21,283
That is why I sleep in the arms
of a beautiful woman

386
00:21:21,323 --> 00:21:25,643
and you spend your evenings alone
in your bedsit

387
00:21:25,683 --> 00:21:28,243
with cheap porn.

388
00:21:28,283 --> 00:21:30,643
TIMMY!

389
00:21:47,123 --> 00:21:49,923
It's not a bedsit. It's a flat.

390
00:21:51,683 --> 00:21:53,163
(SCREAMS)

391
00:21:53,203 --> 00:21:54,963
Yes!

392
00:21:55,003 --> 00:21:57,923
Oh, Mike! Mike!

393
00:21:59,563 --> 00:22:01,163
Jesus, no.

394
00:22:01,203 --> 00:22:02,963
(SOBS)

395
00:22:03,003 --> 00:22:04,803
MEDIC!

396
00:22:04,843 --> 00:22:06,283
Is that you, Tim?

397
00:22:06,323 --> 00:22:08,803
I'm here, mate. Hold on.

398
00:22:08,843 --> 00:22:10,363
I'm tired, Tim.

399
00:22:10,403 --> 00:22:14,403
Everything's gonna be fine,
I promise.

400
00:22:14,443 --> 00:22:19,123
I'm sorry I said those things.
I wasn't thinking straight.

401
00:22:19,163 --> 00:22:23,123
I can say stupid things myself
sometimes.

402
00:22:23,163 --> 00:22:27,003
I'm the stupid one.
I've always been the stupid one.

403
00:22:27,043 --> 00:22:29,043
What are you laughing at?

404
00:22:29,083 --> 00:22:31,563
I guess I got to be a hero after all

405
00:22:31,603 --> 00:22:33,883
Yeah, I guess you did.

406
00:22:33,923 --> 00:22:35,923
I've got to sleep.

407
00:22:35,963 --> 00:22:38,083
Stay with me.

408
00:22:38,123 --> 00:22:40,563
Tired.

409
00:22:40,603 --> 00:22:41,763
Bye, old friend.

410
00:22:41,803 --> 00:22:43,803
No, Mike.

411
00:22:51,603 --> 00:22:54,403
NO!

412
00:22:54,443 --> 00:22:56,443
I really enjoyed that today.

413
00:22:56,483 --> 00:22:58,443
Me, too.
You always enjoy it.

414
00:22:58,483 --> 00:23:01,603
I enjoyed it more than usual today.

415
00:23:03,043 --> 00:23:05,243
I'm cleansed. It's been a good day.

416
00:23:05,283 --> 00:23:08,243
The beauty of simulated violence.

417
00:23:08,283 --> 00:23:13,243
Let's get Daisy and go down the pub.
I haven't got a care in the world.

418
00:23:13,283 --> 00:23:17,123
THUNDER
Hey, se viene una tormenta.

419
00:23:17,163 --> 00:23:18,603
What did you say?

420
00:23:18,643 --> 00:23:21,643
I said there's a storm coming.

421
00:23:39,243 --> 00:23:41,243
# EERIE MUSIC

422
00:23:46,123 --> 00:23:48,363
DISTANT THUNDER

423
00:24:00,843 --> 00:24:03,043
# DRAMATIC CHORAL MUSIC