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Why ? I don't understand.
Is it something I've done ?

2
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It's just not going to work. OK ?

3
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It's five years ! Five years !

4
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I was drunk.

5
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We had fun. We had good times.

6
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To be honest,
I don't remember much.

7
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I don't under... Give me a reason.

8
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You think I'm unemotional.
I can be emotional.

9
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I cried at the end of Terminator 2.
With the thumb and the molten...

10
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Is there someone else ?

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Sort of.

12
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What ?!

13
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My boyfriend.

14
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That bastard ! I bloody knew it.

15
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I'm sorry. I really am.
It was just a bit of fun.

16
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Just doesn't feel right. OK ?

17
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Fine.

18
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All right ?

19
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Here's a bit of change.

20
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Sarah, please don't do this.

21
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Leave your stuff
until you find somewhere.

22
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I love you.

23
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(ECHOING) 'The weekend starts here.'

24
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Excuse me. Mind if I sit here ?

25
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Er, no.

26
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Thanks.

27
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What you looking for ?

28
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What have you got ?

29
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Hm ?

30
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No, what are you looking for ?

31
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Sorry.
Thought you were a drug dealer.

32
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Oh, thanks.

33
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That's all right. I'm flat-hunting.

34
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Oh, right.

35
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Yeah.

36
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I'm staying with mates, not really
mates, people I met in a squat,...

37
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..I moved in with them, which was
fine... Are you really interested ?

38
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Anyway, there was this guy and...

39
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..I didn't really know, well, really
what happened was, the thing is,...

40
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..rather confront, I thought...

41
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Skip to the end.

42
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So I'm moving out.

43
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I hate flat-hunting.

44
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I do not envy you at all.

45
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Could I borrow that after you ?

46
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Mind if I sit here ?

47
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No.

48
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Any luck ?

49
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No. It's early days yet. So...

50
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DEBORAH KERR: # Getting to know
you, getting to know all about you

51
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# Getting to like you,
getting to hope you like me... #

52
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Hi.

53
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Hi. How's it going ?

54
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Same as always.

55
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That bad, huh ?

56
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# Getting To Know You
INSTRUMENTAL CONTINUES

57
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(SOBBING) I can't do this any more.

58
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Whoa, there, Pickle.

59
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Every morning it's the same, I buy
the paper and I circle them all
and I phone them,...

60
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..only to discover they've been
taken by a bunch of fucking psychics

61
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You've only looked at a few.

62
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They've all been infested rat holes.

63
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I'm in the same boat.
You don't see me crying.

64
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(BOTH SOB UNAPPEALINGLY)

65
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Hang on. Didn't see that one.

66
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"Spacious 2-bedroom apartment,
fully furnished, £90 a week."

67
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"Professional couple only."

68
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(SOBBING) Why ? Why ? Why ?!

69
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You could always pretend.

70
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What do you mean ?

71
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Got any homeless male friends ?

72
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(CLEARS THROAT) Well, I do have
one homeless male friend.

73
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(STRANGLED CHUCKLE)

74
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Who ?

75
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'You were born in Highgate to John
and Julia Bisley, 17 September 1974'

76
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Your sister Katy used your Batman
comics to decorate her cardboard car

77
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You drove the car into the pond,
hitting your head on the fountain,
thus getting your scar.

78
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Your best friend Mike
is a weapons expert.

79
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MIAOW

80
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Yes !

81
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Er, yeah.

82
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You have a potentially fatal allergy
to Brazil nuts.

83
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Yes, I have no memory of Christmas
1979. Or Christmas 1994 either.

84
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Why not ?

85
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I don't know.

86
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You're an aspiring graphic artist
hoping to work for Dark Star Comics.

87
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You did a sleeve for your sister's
boyfriend's brother's band.

88
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You supplement that £50 by working
part time in a comic shop
called Fantasy Bazaar.

89
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I'm the assistant manager.

90
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How many people work for you ?

91
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It's just me and Bilbo.

92
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'Who's Bilbo ?'

93
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'He's the manager.'

94
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You're not a sci-fi nerd ?

95
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Discussing The X-Files
on the Internet ?

96
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The speculations of
contemporary authors were probably
never closer to the truth.

97
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DERISIVE LAUGHTER

98
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Your preferred transport
is skateboarding.

99
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'You masturbate over
Gillian Anderson.'

100
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Who told you that ?

101
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It was a joke.

102
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FHM voted her Most Sexy Woman in 1996

103
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What about you ? I wasn't placed.

104
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You split with your girlfriend,
who got off with your friend Dwayne.

105
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He's not my friend.

106
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We don't need to talk about that.
It obviously hit you hard.

107
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You prefer a tight-legged
cotton pant to the boxer.

108
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Is this necessary ?

109
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What if we're asked intimate
questions ? We're a couple. Do me.

110
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'OK. You were born in Richmond
in 1975 to Ben and Emily Steiner.'

111
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You have a brother and sister,
older and younger.

112
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You graduated from Kingston Poly...

113
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University.

114
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Whatever, in 1996 with a degree
in Humanities - a Third.

115
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It's what I expected. Michelle
from EastEnders got a Third.

116
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It's not the grade that matters,
it's being there.

117
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Your boyfriend Richard
is studying in hell.

118
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Hull.

119
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You want to be a journalist,
but you haven't tried that yet.

120
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Your best friend's called Twist
and she works in fashion.

121
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You've got no skincare routine.

122
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You're scared of mice and spiders
but oh so much greater is your fear
they will crossbreed...

123
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..to form mice-spiders, immobilising
humans in giant webs to steal cheese.

124
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I never said that.

125
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That'd be good though.

126
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That's it.

127
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By the way, my name's Daisy.

128
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All right, I'm Tim, hi.

129
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Hey ! What's that for ?

130
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In that film with Andie MacDowell
and Gerard Depardieu, they get
married so he gets a US work