1 00:03:59,144 --> 00:04:02,475 October 11, 1931, Los Angeles. 2 00:04:02,809 --> 00:04:08,181 A conflagration of biblical proportions incinerates nearly everyone... 3 00:04:08,639 --> 00:04:12,470 ...in what was once LA's most celebrated medical facility: 4 00:04:13,137 --> 00:04:16,219 The Vannacutt Psychiatric Institute For the Criminally Insane. 5 00:04:16,802 --> 00:04:20,092 But the secret this inferno burned free was far more frightening... 6 00:04:20,383 --> 00:04:23,007 ...than any picture Hollywood could produce. 7 00:04:23,382 --> 00:04:25,464 A sanitarium of slaughter... 8 00:04:25,964 --> 00:04:28,587 ...supervised by a surgeon gone mad: 9 00:04:28,796 --> 00:04:32,294 Richard Benjamin Vannacutt. 10 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:35,625 Doctor Richard Benjamin Vannacutt. 11 00:04:35,834 --> 00:04:37,416 Little known today... 12 00:04:37,583 --> 00:04:41,498 ...but likely the most prolific mass murderer of this century. 13 00:04:41,747 --> 00:04:43,455 He out-butchered Bundy. 14 00:04:43,705 --> 00:04:45,454 He made Manson look meek. 15 00:04:45,620 --> 00:04:48,494 And the site of his carnage still exists today... 16 00:04:48,702 --> 00:04:51,451 ...restored almost to its original state. 17 00:04:51,701 --> 00:04:55,241 But it has yet to be inhabited, because some say... 18 00:04:55,324 --> 00:04:57,490 ...the spirits of Vannacutt and his victims... 19 00:04:57,573 --> 00:05:01,737 ...still live within the walls of the House on Haunted Hill. 20 00:05:04,444 --> 00:05:05,361 No shit. 21 00:05:05,444 --> 00:05:09,067 We'll be back with more Terrifying But True in a moment. 22 00:05:09,692 --> 00:05:11,399 No need, baby. 23 00:05:12,565 --> 00:05:14,898 You just gave me everything l needed. 24 00:05:31,264 --> 00:05:32,305 Price. 25 00:05:32,597 --> 00:05:34,596 Evelyn, how nice. 26 00:05:35,929 --> 00:05:39,802 That is totally fucking fascinating, but l've got to get back to you. 27 00:05:39,885 --> 00:05:42,384 They're trying to shoot me here. 28 00:05:44,258 --> 00:05:46,507 What is it, Mr. Price, business or pleasure? 29 00:05:46,590 --> 00:05:48,006 Neither. My wife. 30 00:05:48,089 --> 00:05:52,629 Your roller coaster is quote, ''Unlike any that has come before it.'' 31 00:05:53,253 --> 00:05:55,502 Absolutely. No cheap thrills. 32 00:05:55,586 --> 00:05:57,751 A journey to the brink of madness. 33 00:05:58,084 --> 00:06:02,082 lt just looks like a generic roller coaster to me. What's the gimmick? 34 00:06:03,082 --> 00:06:05,414 Ever seen one that starts at the top? 35 00:07:57,594 --> 00:07:59,967 Twenty stories worth of top? 36 00:08:05,964 --> 00:08:09,921 Sources said the reason your park's opening has been delayed... 37 00:08:10,129 --> 00:08:13,252 ...was a near-fatal accident on one of the rides here. 38 00:08:13,836 --> 00:08:17,042 l wouldn't open this place tomorrow if every single thing... 39 00:08:17,126 --> 00:08:21,082 ...down to the beheaded Beanie Babies, hadn't tested 100-percent safe. 40 00:08:22,789 --> 00:08:24,497 What the hell was that? 41 00:08:25,496 --> 00:08:26,829 Growing pains. 42 00:08:26,954 --> 00:08:30,785 New steel must bend and stretch a little before finally settling in. 43 00:08:32,451 --> 00:08:37,282 Don't worry. ln 15 years, Price Amusements hasn't lost a customer. 44 00:08:37,615 --> 00:08:41,030 l've designed and built six of these places. Take my word for it... 45 00:08:41,114 --> 00:08:42,696 ...everything's fine. 46 00:08:54,773 --> 00:08:57,980 God forbid, if something unexpected should happen... 47 00:08:58,230 --> 00:09:00,396 ...there's always the safety cable. 48 00:09:01,437 --> 00:09:02,644 That does what? 49 00:09:02,728 --> 00:09:04,435 Keeps the cab from just-- 50 00:09:11,223 --> 00:09:12,306 Do something! 51 00:09:12,390 --> 00:09:13,389 Like what? 52 00:09:13,472 --> 00:09:15,388 This shouldn't be happening! 53 00:09:16,887 --> 00:09:19,553 Oh, Jesus! Oh, God! 54 00:09:19,761 --> 00:09:21,926 We're all going to die! 55 00:09:27,257 --> 00:09:30,755 Ifyou survived Terror Incognita... 56 00:09:30,922 --> 00:09:32,963 ...please exit the elevator now. 57 00:09:42,416 --> 00:09:45,748 From here on, it gets really scary! 58 00:10:29,351 --> 00:10:32,225 All right, princess. Now, what were you babbling? 59 00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:43,802 Congratulations. On a scale of 1 to 10 on the perversity meter, you just hit a 73. 60 00:10:53,422 --> 00:10:57,754 Why don't we go and celebrate at some nice, quiet little restaurant? 61 00:10:59,544 --> 00:11:02,168 Houston, l think we've got a problem. 62 00:11:03,376 --> 00:11:06,041 Go stir your cauldron or something for a sec. 63 00:11:11,039 --> 00:11:12,163 Oh, shit! 64 00:11:13,870 --> 00:11:15,370 We're going to fall! 65 00:11:15,536 --> 00:11:16,661 Oh, my God! 66 00:11:19,201 --> 00:11:20,326 Oh, my God! 67 00:11:20,992 --> 00:11:22,616 Problem where? Looked good to me. 68 00:11:22,699 --> 00:11:25,115 Passenger six, he keeps losing his arm. 69 00:11:25,240 --> 00:11:29,030 Disengage the flailing-limb mechanism. Make him into a screamer. 70 00:11:32,403 --> 00:11:34,985 Here, dear, with a suggestion: Forget it. 71 00:11:38,483 --> 00:11:41,440 Haunted Hill is exactly where we're having my party this year. 72 00:11:41,523 --> 00:11:45,355 Now, you'll find the guest list on your desk when you get back. 73 00:11:46,854 --> 00:11:51,518 l got your guest list right here, princess. Shredded. 74 00:12:07,177 --> 00:12:09,509 l'm going to pull out all the stops. 75 00:12:09,676 --> 00:12:13,841 Excuse me, the people from HRS Entertainment are getting antsy. 76 00:12:14,007 --> 00:12:15,798 Tell them l'm right there. 77 00:13:47,544 --> 00:13:50,792 Okay! Hi! Stop the car! Get out, please! 78 00:13:50,959 --> 00:13:53,041 Stop the car and get out. 79 00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:55,498 Can you stop your car? Stop your car! 80 00:13:55,581 --> 00:14:00,745 And get out of the car! Please, sir or ma'am, whoever's in the car, get out! 81 00:14:02,286 --> 00:14:03,661 Hi! Hello. 82 00:14:03,910 --> 00:14:07,908 We must walk the rest of the way because the driveway's out. Let's go. 83 00:14:08,075 --> 00:14:09,408 Quickly. 84 00:14:09,949 --> 00:14:11,032 Even quicker. 85 00:14:11,115 --> 00:14:13,322 Did l say quicker? l think l did. 86 00:14:13,572 --> 00:14:16,196 l'm sorry. Hi, l'm Watson Pritchett. l own the house. 87 00:14:16,279 --> 00:14:18,112 So let's move, if we could. 88 00:14:18,278 --> 00:14:20,444 So is this dump really haunted? 89 00:14:22,443 --> 00:14:24,484 lt's pretty scary. 90 00:14:24,608 --> 00:14:26,774 Let's have a good time. 91 00:14:27,024 --> 00:14:28,690 Hold up. l got one question. 92 00:14:28,773 --> 00:14:32,604 Why is this Price dude inviting us to a birthday party? 93 00:14:32,771 --> 00:14:34,187 l never even heard of him. 94 00:14:34,270 --> 00:14:38,935 Neither had l until he rented the place. But now l must get you inside, okay? 95 00:14:39,101 --> 00:14:41,267 This $1 million each, though.... 96 00:14:42,100 --> 00:14:43,432 That's for real? 97 00:14:44,099 --> 00:14:46,306 Good question. Don't have a clue. 98 00:14:46,431 --> 00:14:47,639 Ask Price. 99 00:14:47,888 --> 00:14:50,720 ls there a reason why we're not moving forward at all? 100 00:14:50,804 --> 00:14:55,135 Let me get a light. Then we can all see, and no one'll trip or anything. 101 00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:58,258 Come on. Come on. Little piece of shit. 102 00:15:04,130 --> 00:15:05,879 There. That's better. 103 00:15:06,629 --> 00:15:10,252 The lights are a nice touch, Pritchett. Subtle. 104 00:15:10,419 --> 00:15:13,126 Thanks. Worked hard on it. Could we move? 105 00:15:13,376 --> 00:15:15,541 Guess we know where the Prices are. 106 00:15:16,208 --> 00:15:18,415 Okay, let's go up further. 107 00:16:19,676 --> 00:16:22,549 Goddamn, this place is scary, yo. 108 00:16:22,716 --> 00:16:24,382 Where's the party? 109 00:16:25,215 --> 00:16:26,964 Looks like we're it. 110 00:16:28,047 --> 00:16:29,504 Me and y'all three? 111 00:16:30,962 --> 00:16:32,003 Let's boogie. 112 00:16:32,086 --> 00:16:34,627 Where's our host, the fabulous Mr. Price? 113 00:16:35,002 --> 00:16:38,375 Fuck him. What in the name of Christ is that? 114 00:16:43,539 --> 00:16:47,370 lt must be more of Price's spook-house bogeyman bullshit. 115 00:16:47,870 --> 00:16:49,203 Actually... 116 00:16:49,453 --> 00:16:52,576 ...that's always been there. Back when this was an asylum... 117 00:16:52,659 --> 00:16:56,033 ...Dr. Vannacutt found it inspirational. 118 00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:59,281 lt's from the Middle Ages or something. 119 00:16:59,364 --> 00:17:01,363 Driving Demons from the Mind. 120 00:17:02,071 --> 00:17:03,862 Kind of scared me as a kid. 121 00:17:04,029 --> 00:17:05,320 But... 122 00:17:05,820 --> 00:17:09,193 ...doesn't really scare me that much now. 123 00:17:13,524 --> 00:17:14,982 lt's touching. 124 00:17:15,356 --> 00:17:17,855 -Are you going to come in? -No, l'm good. 125 00:17:19,229 --> 00:17:21,687 Mr. Price? Mrs. Price? 126 00:17:22,936 --> 00:17:24,019 Any... 127 00:17:24,810 --> 00:17:26,184 ...Price person? 128 00:17:26,351 --> 00:17:28,142 l don't think anybody's here, man. 129 00:17:30,682 --> 00:17:32,639 So maybe it was ghosts. 130 00:17:33,972 --> 00:17:36,429 l knew this whole place would be pure gold. 131 00:17:36,513 --> 00:17:39,053 lf l can just get something bizarre enough on tape... 132 00:17:39,136 --> 00:17:42,551 ...l think l can parlay it into getting myself some sort of a... 133 00:17:42,634 --> 00:17:44,675 ...Wackiest Home Videos gig. 134 00:17:45,008 --> 00:17:46,424 You got your own TV show? 135 00:17:46,508 --> 00:17:49,339 Had, sweetie. Past tense. 136 00:17:49,464 --> 00:17:53,254 Currently looking for the right angle to either earn or fuck my way back in. 137 00:17:53,337 --> 00:17:55,919 Looks like someone's trailer park is showing. 138 00:17:56,003 --> 00:17:58,502 l wouldn't worry. l'm sure by the end of the night... 139 00:17:58,585 --> 00:18:01,708 ...we'll be hacked into pieces by something or... 140 00:18:05,456 --> 00:18:06,997 ...somebody. 141 00:18:22,823 --> 00:18:24,738 Who the fuck are all of you? 142 00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:43,271 Oh, shit. 143 00:18:44,603 --> 00:18:46,811 l thought you were dead. 144 00:18:47,019 --> 00:18:48,768 Not even fucking close. 145 00:18:48,976 --> 00:18:50,725 Get off of me, you pervert. 146 00:18:50,809 --> 00:18:52,808 Congratulations. 147 00:18:58,596 --> 00:19:02,386 l don't think Evelyn's said those words to anything with testicles. 148 00:19:02,761 --> 00:19:03,886 Ever. 149 00:19:04,260 --> 00:19:05,718 Very funny, Steven. 150 00:19:05,926 --> 00:19:06,967 Have you? 151 00:19:07,634 --> 00:19:12,131 l think you're taking this awfully well for a woman who was just nearly killed. 152 00:19:12,298 --> 00:19:16,962 Well, l guess you'll just have to try harder next time. 153 00:19:17,462 --> 00:19:19,461 That is, if you can get it up. 154 00:19:20,294 --> 00:19:21,793 Not me, tulip. 155 00:19:22,001 --> 00:19:23,459 The house. 156 00:19:23,626 --> 00:19:27,041 l think it's marked you to be the first to die this evening. 157 00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:29,748 lsn't that how the story goes, Mr. Pritchett? 158 00:19:30,497 --> 00:19:31,872 You could say that. Sure. 159 00:19:31,955 --> 00:19:35,620 lsn't that how both your father and grandfather met their demise? 160 00:19:39,118 --> 00:19:42,908 Well, my grandfather did build the place... 161 00:19:43,116 --> 00:19:45,906 ...but he actually died in his sleep in Miami. 162 00:19:46,073 --> 00:19:47,905 My father was killed here. 163 00:19:48,113 --> 00:19:52,569 But that was during a construction accident while he was restoring interiors. 164 00:19:52,778 --> 00:19:54,777 But l'm fine and... 165 00:19:54,943 --> 00:19:57,942 ...l'm still alive, and l feel good... 166 00:19:58,108 --> 00:20:01,940 ...and l'd love to get paid now. 167 00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:06,479 And on that mercenary note, let the games begin. 168 00:20:06,729 --> 00:20:10,102 Call me clairvoyant, but haven't they already? 169 00:20:10,269 --> 00:20:14,600 Finding that out is just one of tonight's many amusements. 170 00:20:14,933 --> 00:20:18,765 Sure is a funky old house, ain't it? 171 00:20:27,368 --> 00:20:30,950 I gave you a guest list two pages long. Where the hell are they? 172 00:20:31,033 --> 00:20:34,490 Shredded. Sorry. Decided to whip up one of my own. 173 00:20:34,573 --> 00:20:37,613 A group so hungry for money they'd be willing to do anything. 174 00:20:37,696 --> 00:20:40,195 l thought you'd be more comfortable with your peers. 175 00:20:40,278 --> 00:20:43,527 How stupid of me not to expect something this twisted from you. 176 00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:46,150 ''Congratu-fucking-lations.'' Round one... 177 00:20:46,525 --> 00:20:47,608 ...you win. 178 00:20:47,691 --> 00:20:50,523 Not quite. See, those people down there... 179 00:20:50,690 --> 00:20:52,439 ...they're not the ones l invited. 180 00:20:52,522 --> 00:20:54,813 -Then who are they? -You tell me. 181 00:20:55,687 --> 00:20:58,727 l don't know how you managed to hack into my computer, but... 182 00:20:58,811 --> 00:20:59,852 ...bravo! 183 00:20:59,977 --> 00:21:03,017 Come on. You think l'd invite that bunch of social rejects? 184 00:21:03,100 --> 00:21:05,391 Sure know it wasn't me, and if it wasn't you... 185 00:21:05,474 --> 00:21:07,890 ...then who the hell did? Ghosts? 186 00:21:08,181 --> 00:21:10,680 Ooh, spooky. 187 00:21:11,221 --> 00:21:15,677 lf you really loved me, you'd find a way to drop dead in the next three seconds. 188 00:21:15,844 --> 00:21:19,675 Finding ways for me to die is really your deal, isn't it, Evelyn? 189 00:21:20,675 --> 00:21:25,631 Let's not forget the O.J. knife with the not quite retractable blade. 190 00:21:25,964 --> 00:21:29,837 Your ''Jim Jones Kool Aid'' that was exactly that. 191 00:21:30,462 --> 00:21:33,877 Accidents. All accidents until proven otherwise. 192 00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:37,500 l'd be so happy if that were really true, Evelyn. 193 00:21:37,791 --> 00:21:39,749 And positively goddamned delirious... 194 00:21:39,832 --> 00:21:43,455 ...if you weren't fucking every living thing in our area code. 195 00:21:43,997 --> 00:21:47,078 Which part of that fantasy turns you on the most? 196 00:21:47,287 --> 00:21:50,077 Me with other men, or just the other men? 197 00:21:50,285 --> 00:21:54,158 Everything you do gets me hot, just not in the sexual sense. 198 00:21:54,366 --> 00:21:55,782 You're hurting me. 199 00:21:56,032 --> 00:21:57,490 l know. 200 00:21:58,989 --> 00:22:01,988 Well, there's the simple country gal l married. 201 00:22:02,820 --> 00:22:06,069 Let's go down and greet your guests. Show them the real you. 202 00:22:06,152 --> 00:22:08,526 Corny as Kansas on the Fourth of July. 203 00:22:08,651 --> 00:22:11,941 My guests were shredded. lt's your sick little scene now. 204 00:22:12,024 --> 00:22:13,107 Enjoy. 205 00:22:14,606 --> 00:22:18,396 l'm going to run scalding water on the place you just touched me... 206 00:22:18,563 --> 00:22:20,562 ...and then l'm calling a cab. 207 00:22:31,639 --> 00:22:32,597 Mr. Price? 208 00:22:32,681 --> 00:22:35,596 l think l've done a great job of getting your guests here... 209 00:22:35,679 --> 00:22:37,678 ...and l think l deserve my money now! 210 00:22:37,761 --> 00:22:39,552 Right here, Mr. Pritchett. 211 00:22:42,428 --> 00:22:46,051 All right, Mr. Pritchett, just let me sign the damn thing. 212 00:22:46,718 --> 00:22:49,799 Just for the record, what are the rest of your names? 213 00:22:50,091 --> 00:22:52,923 Donald W. Blackburn, MD. 214 00:22:53,589 --> 00:22:57,296 Melissa Margaret Marr. Celebrity. 215 00:22:57,754 --> 00:22:59,586 Eddie Baker. Pro.... 216 00:23:00,169 --> 00:23:02,168 Former pro baseball player. 217 00:23:05,417 --> 00:23:06,957 And you, young lady? 218 00:23:07,041 --> 00:23:11,414 Jennifer Jenzen, Executive VP, Lathrup lnternational Pictures. 219 00:23:14,698 --> 00:23:17,450 Let's have a word, sugarpuss. 220 00:23:18,309 --> 00:23:20,108 I think we ought to have several. 221 00:23:23,588 --> 00:23:26,990 This take a moment. You'll find food and booze in the main salon. 222 00:23:28,050 --> 00:23:29,512 Knock yourselves out. 223 00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:50,221 As well as five other bona fide bank drafts for $1 million each. 224 00:23:51,621 --> 00:23:52,980 Made out to cash. 225 00:23:54,210 --> 00:23:58,089 That's what I'm talking about. And we get paid this money when, sir? 226 00:23:58,501 --> 00:24:02,856 The second the sun hits tomorrow morning assuming you've stayed the entire night. 227 00:24:03,508 --> 00:24:05,679 And you're still alive, of course. 228 00:24:06,267 --> 00:24:07,764 What are you talking about? 229 00:24:08,344 --> 00:24:11,642 Sorry. Detail I guess I forgot to mention. 230 00:24:12,329 --> 00:24:13,688 You die, you lose. 231 00:24:13,930 --> 00:24:17,088 Your check gets divided up by those still amongst the living. 232 00:24:17,165 --> 00:24:21,276 But look at the bright side. If there's onIy one of you still upright at dawn... 233 00:24:21,354 --> 00:24:24,478 ...you leave here with $5 million in your pocket. 234 00:24:24,794 --> 00:24:25,944 This is crazy. 235 00:24:26,021 --> 00:24:27,136 Yes. But hey.... 236 00:24:27,553 --> 00:24:30,851 Anybody who's not comfortable with the rules, you're free to walk. 237 00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:33,131 Seven digits poorer, goes without saying. 238 00:24:33,133 --> 00:24:35,165 I'm ready. I'll walk. Now. 239 00:24:38,415 --> 00:24:39,581 Very good. 240 00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:43,079 Well, l think l can say with complete honesty... 241 00:24:43,412 --> 00:24:45,578 ...l've never heard of any of you. 242 00:24:47,327 --> 00:24:48,743 Great, then why are we here? 243 00:24:48,826 --> 00:24:52,241 How did you make the guest list? Throw darts at a phone book? 244 00:24:52,324 --> 00:24:56,239 l'm sure the unexplainable will explain herself before too long. 245 00:24:56,406 --> 00:24:57,488 Jesus Christ. 246 00:24:57,572 --> 00:24:59,987 That's it! Sorry to interrupt here. Goddamn it! 247 00:25:00,070 --> 00:25:02,902 You give me my goddamn check, right now! 248 00:25:03,902 --> 00:25:06,067 Because l want it! So you give it! 249 00:25:07,733 --> 00:25:08,774 Now! 250 00:25:10,690 --> 00:25:11,898 l'm serious! 251 00:25:12,731 --> 00:25:14,605 l'm sorry, Pritchett. 252 00:25:20,227 --> 00:25:21,393 Here you go. 253 00:25:21,893 --> 00:25:24,600 -You'll miss the bash of a lifetime. -My loss. 254 00:25:24,683 --> 00:25:26,266 Even if l give you a million? 255 00:25:26,349 --> 00:25:29,264 l wouldn't know what to do with it all. Thank you. 256 00:25:42,549 --> 00:25:44,215 l think l got to go now. 257 00:25:53,794 --> 00:25:54,960 lnteresting. 258 00:26:04,538 --> 00:26:05,454 Fuck! 259 00:26:26,694 --> 00:26:29,526 Now that's ''enter-fucking-tainment''! 260 00:26:34,190 --> 00:26:36,147 This ain't moving, man. 261 00:26:38,854 --> 00:26:41,020 ls this your idea of a joke? 262 00:26:45,684 --> 00:26:47,433 Pritchett's not laughing. 263 00:26:48,516 --> 00:26:52,389 Open! Open! Open, you stupid, asshole bitch! 264 00:26:52,639 --> 00:26:54,014 What's going on? 265 00:26:54,846 --> 00:26:56,262 What's going on? 266 00:26:56,762 --> 00:26:58,012 Doctor. 267 00:26:59,344 --> 00:27:00,968 -What happened here? -Lockdown. 268 00:27:01,052 --> 00:27:01,926 What is that? 269 00:27:02,010 --> 00:27:04,841 A machine from the old asylum. lt seals everything shut. 270 00:27:04,925 --> 00:27:08,173 lt's how they burned to death in '31. Dr. Vannacutt threw the switch. 271 00:27:08,256 --> 00:27:11,130 lf he was going to die, they were all going to die. 272 00:27:12,005 --> 00:27:14,545 Well, no wonder they're still pissed off. 273 00:27:17,460 --> 00:27:20,417 Let's go to the other room and l'll take care of your hands. 274 00:27:20,500 --> 00:27:23,624 The only survivors were five of the sadists on Vannacutt's staff. 275 00:27:23,707 --> 00:27:25,623 Why hasn't that machine been disabled? 276 00:27:25,706 --> 00:27:28,455 lt was on my dad's to-do list, but the house did him first. 277 00:27:28,538 --> 00:27:30,537 You said that was an accident. 278 00:27:30,828 --> 00:27:34,660 l lied. The house is alive. We're all going to die. 279 00:27:39,824 --> 00:27:42,031 Why doesn't one of us call out for help? 280 00:27:42,114 --> 00:27:44,238 There aren't any working phones in the house. 281 00:27:44,322 --> 00:27:45,446 l've got my cell phone. 282 00:27:45,529 --> 00:27:47,237 That won't do any good. 283 00:27:48,986 --> 00:27:50,610 lt's the metal plates. 284 00:27:51,443 --> 00:27:53,317 lt's not the plates. 285 00:27:53,525 --> 00:27:56,607 lt's the house! Why is no one listening to me? 286 00:27:56,815 --> 00:27:59,231 Did you just turn deaf all of a sudden? 287 00:27:59,356 --> 00:28:03,479 lt's alive! We're not going anywhere! That's it! 288 00:28:03,979 --> 00:28:05,353 So we're stuck here forever? 289 00:28:05,436 --> 00:28:09,226 No, a cleaning crew's supposed to come at 9:30 in the morning, Jesus! 290 00:28:09,309 --> 00:28:11,225 So we'll just stay here till morning. 291 00:28:11,308 --> 00:28:14,390 Yes, l'm sure we'll be mutilated beyond recognition by then. 292 00:28:14,473 --> 00:28:19,263 Why do l feel this is a sick joke to scare us out of our wits and a lot of money? 293 00:28:20,970 --> 00:28:22,636 You got that right. 294 00:28:22,802 --> 00:28:24,552 Take a bow, you sick fuck. 295 00:28:25,801 --> 00:28:27,717 You've outdone yourself tonight. 296 00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:29,632 Scared the shit out of even me. 297 00:28:29,716 --> 00:28:32,922 You've had your fun. Open this place up. 298 00:28:33,755 --> 00:28:36,379 Asking the wrong guy. Wasn't me who closed it. 299 00:28:36,462 --> 00:28:41,210 Sure it wasn't. Anybody else here make a living with thrills and chills for the kids? 300 00:28:41,293 --> 00:28:42,876 Don't all raise your hands at once. 301 00:28:42,959 --> 00:28:46,082 You're that Steven Price? As in Price Amusement Parks? 302 00:28:46,957 --> 00:28:48,290 Bravo. 303 00:28:51,788 --> 00:28:56,619 This lockdown thing, there's got to be a main control room in this place, right? 304 00:28:56,994 --> 00:28:59,201 ln the basement, but you won't want to go there. 305 00:28:59,284 --> 00:29:00,908 No, you don't want to go down there. 306 00:29:01,117 --> 00:29:04,865 We will both go down there and try to put a reverse on this thing. 307 00:29:04,948 --> 00:29:08,113 You're not going to want to go down there. lt's a maze. 308 00:29:08,238 --> 00:29:10,570 Then that leaves you with two options. 309 00:29:10,778 --> 00:29:13,777 Either show me where and maybe we get out of here... 310 00:29:13,944 --> 00:29:16,401 ...or it's spend the night, sleep tight. 311 00:29:23,272 --> 00:29:24,188 Fine. 312 00:29:24,272 --> 00:29:26,562 A word of advice, kitten. 313 00:29:27,603 --> 00:29:32,434 God knows what kind of freak-outs Steven's got set to spring in here. 314 00:29:32,934 --> 00:29:36,266 lf l were you, l'd bring something to protect myself with. 315 00:29:39,098 --> 00:29:42,846 Baby, don't you think now's the time to break out your party favors? 316 00:29:42,929 --> 00:29:44,637 What are you talking about? 317 00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:48,260 Same exact setup you used back in '94 for the Son of Sam hunt. 318 00:30:26,740 --> 00:30:30,239 Hilarious. Firearms this time. 319 00:30:31,446 --> 00:30:33,237 Jesus Christ. 320 00:30:33,570 --> 00:30:34,986 The clip's been welded shut. 321 00:30:35,070 --> 00:30:36,902 On all of them, probably. 322 00:30:37,902 --> 00:30:41,192 So how's a girl to know if these things are loaded, puff? 323 00:30:41,775 --> 00:30:43,690 Only one way l can think of. 324 00:30:53,852 --> 00:30:55,060 No. 325 00:30:55,893 --> 00:30:57,975 l think l'll let the virgin have first crack. 326 00:30:58,058 --> 00:31:00,807 -l don't want a goddamn gun! -l'll take it. Shit. 327 00:31:00,890 --> 00:31:03,472 -Let's just go. -l'll meet you all down there. 328 00:31:03,555 --> 00:31:05,471 And where are we off to, Mr. Price? 329 00:31:05,554 --> 00:31:07,970 Checking the wiring on the animatronic mummies? 330 00:31:08,053 --> 00:31:11,426 Just taking a leak if it's okay with you. 331 00:31:23,712 --> 00:31:25,253 -Careful. -l got to say... 332 00:31:25,336 --> 00:31:27,877 ...coming down here's a really good idea. 333 00:31:28,376 --> 00:31:29,792 l know l'm having a great time. 334 00:31:29,876 --> 00:31:32,499 Yes, well, you're not helping matters much. 335 00:31:33,374 --> 00:31:35,373 Smells fantastic. 336 00:31:36,539 --> 00:31:39,163 Ain't you handy to have around. 337 00:31:51,698 --> 00:31:53,530 l love how nothing works. 338 00:31:56,029 --> 00:31:57,820 Let me get you some light. 339 00:32:17,019 --> 00:32:18,435 These things. 340 00:32:27,472 --> 00:32:30,304 l knew l should have kept my ass at home. 341 00:32:58,956 --> 00:33:02,163 -Damn. -You're pretty handy yourself. 342 00:33:04,287 --> 00:33:06,369 Take us where this thing's at. 343 00:33:08,326 --> 00:33:12,491 -Come on, man. -All right. Thank you. Got it. 344 00:33:21,820 --> 00:33:23,111 Hey, Schecter! 345 00:33:24,277 --> 00:33:27,442 Give me a few seconds notice before you pull a stunt like that. 346 00:33:27,525 --> 00:33:28,400 The lockdown thing? 347 00:33:28,483 --> 00:33:31,815 -lmpressive! Scared all the right people-- -lt wasn't me. 348 00:33:33,189 --> 00:33:34,272 What do you mean? 349 00:33:34,355 --> 00:33:38,103 l was just sitting here and it happened. l had nothing to do with it. 350 00:33:38,186 --> 00:33:39,269 Then who did? 351 00:33:39,353 --> 00:33:43,351 No idea. Maybe it was just the thing's time to finally fall apart. 352 00:33:44,975 --> 00:33:48,057 Somehow, l don't know how... 353 00:33:48,806 --> 00:33:49,931 ...she did it. 354 00:33:54,761 --> 00:33:58,010 You should really open up this place to the public, Pritchett. 355 00:33:58,093 --> 00:34:01,050 A spa for people without enough stress in their lives. 356 00:34:01,133 --> 00:34:02,716 That's funny. Sharp. 357 00:34:02,841 --> 00:34:05,964 l'm the one who didn't want to come down here, remember? 358 00:34:06,048 --> 00:34:08,963 There haven't been any changes to this part of the house... 359 00:34:09,046 --> 00:34:12,128 ...since, l don't know, 1931. 360 00:34:12,336 --> 00:34:14,460 ls that a fact, Mr. Pritchett? 361 00:34:14,543 --> 00:34:15,418 Sorry. 362 00:34:15,501 --> 00:34:17,583 That's a good way to get your head blown off. 363 00:34:17,667 --> 00:34:19,582 l'll recommend it to Evelyn. 364 00:34:20,790 --> 00:34:22,331 What's in there? 365 00:34:23,997 --> 00:34:26,704 Someone went to a lot of trouble trying to seal that up. 366 00:34:26,787 --> 00:34:29,036 l don't know. l've never been in there. 367 00:34:29,119 --> 00:34:30,868 But it's not the way out. 368 00:34:33,617 --> 00:34:35,949 Let's go down here and take a right. 369 00:35:19,386 --> 00:35:21,760 This is electroshock therapy. 370 00:35:22,759 --> 00:35:25,175 There's several of these rooms hooked together. 371 00:35:25,258 --> 00:35:28,756 Dr. Vannacutt liked to zap his patients in multiples of 18. 372 00:35:28,923 --> 00:35:30,922 More energy efficient, l guess. 373 00:35:31,088 --> 00:35:32,921 lsn't that pleasant. 374 00:35:38,043 --> 00:35:39,334 How about we go? 375 00:35:39,417 --> 00:35:40,542 Great. 376 00:36:06,862 --> 00:36:07,903 Oh, shit. 377 00:36:11,901 --> 00:36:13,484 Guess we should have made a left. 378 00:36:13,567 --> 00:36:15,358 What is this? 379 00:36:15,566 --> 00:36:18,856 This is the saturation chamber. 380 00:36:19,564 --> 00:36:21,105 What's a saturation chamber? 381 00:36:21,188 --> 00:36:23,895 lt's Vannacutt's treatment for schizophrenia. 382 00:36:24,020 --> 00:36:26,977 What would drive a sane man mad would drive a mad man sane. 383 00:36:27,060 --> 00:36:29,684 Something like that. l don't know. Whatever. 384 00:36:31,058 --> 00:36:34,015 lt's supposed to bombard them with images and weird noises... 385 00:36:34,098 --> 00:36:36,222 ...and scare them back to normal. 386 00:36:37,555 --> 00:36:38,888 Lot of fun. 387 00:36:39,054 --> 00:36:40,470 Did it work? 388 00:36:41,095 --> 00:36:42,261 l don't know. 389 00:36:42,344 --> 00:36:43,885 Did it work? 390 00:36:45,218 --> 00:36:46,884 Oh, fuck. 391 00:36:47,175 --> 00:36:48,550 Guys? 392 00:37:02,876 --> 00:37:05,208 l do not want to be lost down here. 393 00:37:32,653 --> 00:37:34,527 This is not cool. 394 00:37:36,359 --> 00:37:38,358 Let me try something. 395 00:37:40,524 --> 00:37:42,148 Can you get me up? 396 00:37:42,689 --> 00:37:44,688 Here, watch out. 397 00:37:51,685 --> 00:37:52,851 Hey, pal... 398 00:37:53,475 --> 00:37:55,350 ...that wasn't code for.... 399 00:37:55,516 --> 00:37:56,849 For what? 400 00:37:59,389 --> 00:38:01,013 Could you just shine the light here? 401 00:38:01,097 --> 00:38:02,388 Absolutely. 402 00:38:05,303 --> 00:38:06,802 All right. 403 00:38:07,177 --> 00:38:08,551 What are you looking for? 404 00:38:08,635 --> 00:38:11,966 This whole place can't be wired to just one circuit. 405 00:38:18,505 --> 00:38:19,504 Careful. 406 00:38:26,001 --> 00:38:27,125 Better than nothing. 407 00:38:27,209 --> 00:38:28,208 Not bad. 408 00:38:28,541 --> 00:38:29,999 Down, big guy. 409 00:38:37,662 --> 00:38:38,994 Thanks. 410 00:38:39,328 --> 00:38:41,701 That was the most fun l've had all day. 411 00:38:42,826 --> 00:38:44,617 You need to get out more. 412 00:38:52,654 --> 00:38:54,320 So who are you... 413 00:38:54,653 --> 00:38:55,944 ...really? 414 00:38:56,319 --> 00:38:59,318 What? You mean like deep down inside? 415 00:38:59,484 --> 00:39:03,440 We can start with the name you were given at birth, take it from there. 416 00:39:03,649 --> 00:39:06,606 l told you already. Jennifer Jenzen, Executive VP-- 417 00:39:06,814 --> 00:39:09,146 You're lying. And l don't think so. 418 00:39:09,313 --> 00:39:10,229 Why not? 419 00:39:10,312 --> 00:39:13,227 l've never met an executive who could tie their shoes... 420 00:39:13,311 --> 00:39:15,809 ...much less rewire an entire building. 421 00:39:16,018 --> 00:39:18,225 -Well, there's always exceptions. -No. 422 00:39:18,433 --> 00:39:19,557 What's the truth? 423 00:39:19,641 --> 00:39:23,597 The truth is, if we keep taking rights, we'll end up where we started. 424 00:39:25,679 --> 00:39:30,094 We'll be out of here in a while and go our separate ways a $1 million richer. 425 00:39:30,302 --> 00:39:33,051 So what does it matter who l am or who l'm not? 426 00:39:33,301 --> 00:39:37,299 Okay, so let's say, hypothetically, l'm not exactly who l said l was. 427 00:39:37,507 --> 00:39:39,381 So you're right, you're a genius. 428 00:39:39,464 --> 00:39:42,921 l don't know anyone that could've seen through me like that. 429 00:39:46,086 --> 00:39:47,085 Look... 430 00:39:47,294 --> 00:39:49,667 ...my real name is Sara, and l'm an assistant. 431 00:39:49,751 --> 00:39:54,457 Was, anyway, to the real Jennifer bitch that was invited here. 432 00:39:54,623 --> 00:39:57,788 And now you know. And l'm begging that you don't tell anyone... 433 00:39:57,872 --> 00:40:01,911 ...because l'm out of a job and could use even a tenth of that money. 434 00:40:18,653 --> 00:40:22,109 You know, if this is your idea of funny, think again. 435 00:40:33,562 --> 00:40:36,727 ln fact, you're really starting to piss me off. 436 00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:41,766 Eddie, wait! 437 00:41:23,829 --> 00:41:27,410 For a second l actually thought that you were a decent guy. 438 00:41:29,867 --> 00:41:32,241 What is your problem? 439 00:41:57,229 --> 00:41:59,228 Okay, you win. 440 00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:03,101 You've successfully creeped me out. 441 00:42:30,212 --> 00:42:31,795 What are you doing? 442 00:42:57,823 --> 00:42:58,781 Come on! 443 00:42:58,864 --> 00:43:00,364 Take my hand! 444 00:43:11,067 --> 00:43:12,982 What the hell are you doing? 445 00:43:38,678 --> 00:43:41,510 Well, lookie. Looks like the games have begun. 446 00:43:41,676 --> 00:43:43,967 -Where's Price? -What happened to you? 447 00:43:44,133 --> 00:43:45,425 Are you all right? 448 00:43:45,508 --> 00:43:48,881 No, l am so fucking far from all right it's not even funny. 449 00:43:49,006 --> 00:43:53,629 Someone or something just tried to drown me in a tank of blood. 450 00:43:54,670 --> 00:43:56,627 Let me give you a hint. 451 00:43:56,835 --> 00:43:58,418 His initials are S.P. 452 00:43:59,459 --> 00:44:01,666 All right. S.P. 453 00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:03,999 As in ''sorry, petunia.'' 454 00:44:04,165 --> 00:44:07,247 l was with Pritchett, looking for the master control. 455 00:44:08,663 --> 00:44:10,370 lt doesn't seem to exist. 456 00:44:10,745 --> 00:44:11,995 Look at this. 457 00:44:13,036 --> 00:44:14,285 What is this? 458 00:44:14,826 --> 00:44:17,367 That? What just happened to you? That's nothing. 459 00:44:17,450 --> 00:44:20,532 Wait'll somebody lets out the darkness in this place. 460 00:44:20,657 --> 00:44:24,155 That's a whole new bunch of crazy shit. You'll hate that shit. 461 00:44:24,322 --> 00:44:25,946 What is this darkness? 462 00:44:26,654 --> 00:44:28,153 lt! The thing! The evil! 463 00:44:28,236 --> 00:44:31,318 The thing that's the rotten core at the bottom of this place! 464 00:44:31,402 --> 00:44:35,400 The thing that's going to kill us all! Death by corrosion. That thing! 465 00:44:38,481 --> 00:44:42,479 -Are you under the care of a physician? -No, l'm not. 466 00:44:43,979 --> 00:44:44,978 Well... 467 00:44:45,644 --> 00:44:48,726 ...either we spend the night and collect our money... 468 00:44:49,642 --> 00:44:51,558 ...or we try to find a way out of here. 469 00:44:51,641 --> 00:44:54,432 Either way, l think we should all stick together. 470 00:44:54,515 --> 00:44:58,138 But maybe that's not going to fit in with your plans, baby. 471 00:44:59,096 --> 00:45:01,470 You know me. The more, the merrier. 472 00:45:03,136 --> 00:45:06,051 l guess somebody better go find the old game-show hostess. 473 00:45:06,134 --> 00:45:07,467 Where is she? 474 00:45:26,083 --> 00:45:27,582 This is great. 475 00:47:23,399 --> 00:47:26,147 l guess Melissa found what she was looking for. 476 00:47:35,768 --> 00:47:37,767 Jesus. She's dead. 477 00:47:39,224 --> 00:47:40,848 She was cute too. 478 00:47:41,223 --> 00:47:44,222 God, l'd love to get laid before l died. 479 00:47:47,720 --> 00:47:49,303 How you doing tonight? 480 00:47:53,509 --> 00:47:54,800 Yes, l'm all right. 481 00:47:59,797 --> 00:48:01,297 ls she all right? 482 00:48:02,213 --> 00:48:03,629 l don't know. 483 00:48:15,123 --> 00:48:16,997 What the hell is this? 484 00:48:23,827 --> 00:48:25,951 lt seems to just stop here. 485 00:48:27,284 --> 00:48:29,199 Shit, she's got to be somewhere... 486 00:48:29,283 --> 00:48:33,197 ...because she couldn't have just disappeared into thin air. 487 00:48:35,446 --> 00:48:36,446 Not air. 488 00:48:49,064 --> 00:48:50,480 lnto the house. 489 00:48:55,270 --> 00:48:57,685 There's got to be a way out of this house. 490 00:48:57,768 --> 00:48:59,268 Some way. 491 00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:01,475 What? 492 00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:02,849 l'm talking to you! 493 00:49:02,932 --> 00:49:05,848 -What is your deal? That wasn't nice. -Easy! Easy! 494 00:49:05,931 --> 00:49:09,346 lf everyone's going to scream at each other, do it in another room. 495 00:49:09,429 --> 00:49:10,595 Watch it! 496 00:49:10,679 --> 00:49:14,343 l'm about to figure out exactly what, or who, Melissa was taping. 497 00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:16,301 Then where will we be? 498 00:49:16,384 --> 00:49:18,716 Out of scotch, thanks to you, ass! 499 00:49:21,048 --> 00:49:22,756 l think l got something. 500 00:49:55,406 --> 00:49:56,322 Bravo. 501 00:49:59,654 --> 00:50:02,861 l know it's not good manners to ask the magician how he did it... 502 00:50:02,944 --> 00:50:05,068 ...but inquiring minds are desperate to know. 503 00:50:05,151 --> 00:50:07,983 Just what did really happen to little Miss Marr? 504 00:50:11,148 --> 00:50:12,856 Asking the wrong person. 505 00:50:13,231 --> 00:50:16,562 l mean, did she stage it all for you and then go hide? 506 00:50:17,354 --> 00:50:19,977 Or did you just flat out kill the little bitch? 507 00:50:20,061 --> 00:50:21,976 l pose you the same question. 508 00:50:22,060 --> 00:50:23,725 Who's next on your list? 509 00:50:24,142 --> 00:50:27,140 lf l had one, Evelyn, whom do you think? 510 00:50:27,349 --> 00:50:31,513 For God sakes, we all know that knocking me off is the bottom line here. 511 00:50:33,720 --> 00:50:36,469 You know l'm not going to make it easy for you. 512 00:50:38,260 --> 00:50:40,925 You think that's going to do the trick, do you, tulip? 513 00:50:41,008 --> 00:50:43,216 l would never give you a loaded gun. 514 00:50:45,381 --> 00:50:46,714 Jesus! 515 00:50:47,380 --> 00:50:49,879 Funky old house, ain't it? 516 00:50:52,753 --> 00:50:57,708 Friends, your hostess is now going to retire for what's left of the night. 517 00:50:57,875 --> 00:51:00,873 lf you need me, l'll be upstairs in the bedroom. 518 00:51:01,540 --> 00:51:04,372 And if anyone so much as peeks in the keyhole... 519 00:51:04,622 --> 00:51:07,912 ...l'm going to empty this thing into their fucking head. 520 00:51:20,489 --> 00:51:22,196 Come on. 521 00:51:22,696 --> 00:51:24,487 l loaded them with blanks. 522 00:51:27,735 --> 00:51:30,150 And even if l were going to murder my wife... 523 00:51:30,234 --> 00:51:34,398 ...l don't think l'd do it in a locked house with quite so many witnesses. 524 00:51:35,190 --> 00:51:36,481 Take this. 525 00:51:40,145 --> 00:51:42,852 What good is a million dollars if you're dead? 526 00:51:46,850 --> 00:51:49,224 Let's find a way to get out of here. 527 00:51:50,682 --> 00:51:53,014 l'm going to try to find Ms. Marr. 528 00:51:56,471 --> 00:51:59,844 l'm going to go find me something to drink. 529 00:52:04,175 --> 00:52:06,174 How is she pulling this off? 530 00:52:46,696 --> 00:52:48,153 Ms. Marr? 531 00:53:05,436 --> 00:53:07,852 You son of a bitch, l know you're here. 532 00:54:12,902 --> 00:54:15,026 What is happening? 533 00:54:18,525 --> 00:54:20,149 Electroshock! 534 00:54:33,600 --> 00:54:34,933 Oh, Jesus. 535 00:54:36,557 --> 00:54:37,557 God, no! 536 00:54:38,223 --> 00:54:39,348 Don't touch her! 537 00:54:39,431 --> 00:54:40,847 Well, turn it off! 538 00:54:42,429 --> 00:54:44,886 For God's sake, somebody do something! 539 00:54:46,386 --> 00:54:48,551 Somebody turn the damn thing off! 540 00:54:52,799 --> 00:54:55,256 Somebody! Do something! 541 00:54:57,089 --> 00:54:58,296 Turn it off! 542 00:54:59,796 --> 00:55:02,419 There's got to be a switch or something! 543 00:55:25,987 --> 00:55:27,694 Open this fucking door! 544 00:55:30,110 --> 00:55:33,483 -You sure this thing will hold him? -lt won't be a problem. 545 00:55:36,481 --> 00:55:37,647 Come on. 546 00:55:40,313 --> 00:55:42,562 You going to make sure he doesn't get out? 547 00:55:42,645 --> 00:55:44,227 l'll stay and keep an eye on him. 548 00:55:44,311 --> 00:55:45,852 You'll be okay by yourself? 549 00:55:45,935 --> 00:55:47,143 l hope. 550 00:55:51,599 --> 00:55:55,014 l have to tell you, l'm just a little bit uncomfortable with this. 551 00:55:55,097 --> 00:55:56,471 l'm sure you are. 552 00:56:01,468 --> 00:56:02,967 Put that away. 553 00:56:03,966 --> 00:56:05,840 Put the gun down, Mr. Price. 554 00:56:06,090 --> 00:56:07,173 Back up, honey. 555 00:56:07,256 --> 00:56:09,630 There's a one in four chance it's you. 556 00:56:09,755 --> 00:56:12,629 Put the gun down! 557 00:56:12,962 --> 00:56:14,794 Let's see who blinks first. 558 00:55:19,901 --> 00:55:21,900 Open the goddamn door! 559 00:55:25,773 --> 00:55:27,230 What? 560 00:55:29,396 --> 00:55:31,395 Open the goddamn door! 561 00:55:33,394 --> 00:55:36,892 l can't! l'm sorry, l can't. 562 00:55:41,557 --> 00:55:42,723 What's this? 563 00:55:44,513 --> 00:55:45,888 This! 564 00:56:45,986 --> 00:56:49,693 ls it too complicated for you? Let me spell it out for you then, kids. 565 00:56:49,776 --> 00:56:52,358 A: Evelyn sure as hell didn't kill herself. 566 00:56:52,441 --> 00:56:55,024 B: l know l didn't do it. Which just leaves us with C. 567 00:56:55,107 --> 00:56:58,272 One of you motherfuckers murdered my wife! 568 00:56:58,480 --> 00:57:00,396 You're talking crazy, Price. 569 00:57:01,187 --> 00:57:05,060 Who'll tell me about the strange guy with the mustache and the lab coat... 570 00:57:05,143 --> 00:57:08,225 ...who l've been chasing all over this goddamn house? 571 00:57:08,309 --> 00:57:09,641 Vannacutt. 572 00:57:09,808 --> 00:57:10,932 Jesus. 573 00:57:12,473 --> 00:57:13,889 Some little shit... 574 00:57:14,124 --> 00:57:17,664 ...working for one of you, hoping to pocket several million bucks. 575 00:57:17,748 --> 00:57:19,455 Now l want some answers. 576 00:57:26,047 --> 00:57:27,172 l'm sorry. 577 00:57:27,338 --> 00:57:30,129 She's not dead. We must get her heart pumping again. 578 00:57:30,212 --> 00:57:31,461 lt's too late. 579 00:57:51,082 --> 00:57:53,581 Baby, l'm so sorry. 580 00:57:57,620 --> 00:57:59,328 l swear to God, it's this house. 581 00:57:59,412 --> 00:58:00,703 Fuck the house! 582 00:58:01,577 --> 00:58:03,034 lt wasn't the house! 583 00:58:03,118 --> 00:58:05,408 lt wasn't goddamn ghosts! 584 00:58:05,616 --> 00:58:08,782 This is, plain and simple, good old-fashioned homicide. 585 00:58:43,077 --> 00:58:44,160 Anything? 586 00:58:44,244 --> 00:58:45,660 Open this fucking door! 587 00:58:45,742 --> 00:58:47,325 How about this? 588 00:58:58,570 --> 00:58:59,570 Better? 589 00:59:09,231 --> 00:59:10,731 Great party! 590 00:59:11,813 --> 00:59:13,063 l got to go! 591 00:59:13,438 --> 00:59:14,562 Blackburn! 592 00:59:29,846 --> 00:59:32,720 Wrong way. l think we should have taken a right back there. 593 00:59:32,803 --> 00:59:34,386 Back where? 594 00:59:34,719 --> 00:59:36,426 Damn it. Good point. 595 00:59:38,384 --> 00:59:40,549 Let's just try down here. 596 00:59:50,877 --> 00:59:52,210 Yo, Sara, look. 597 00:59:54,084 --> 00:59:56,083 Vannacutt's office. 598 01:01:45,653 --> 01:01:48,152 You've been sick, Mr. Price. 599 01:01:50,484 --> 01:01:54,524 And what do you think, Dr. Vannacutt? 600 01:03:33,766 --> 01:03:34,849 Look here. 601 01:03:35,723 --> 01:03:37,306 What do you got? 602 01:03:37,972 --> 01:03:39,430 Class of 1931. 603 01:03:40,054 --> 01:03:42,012 That's a cheery-looking bunch. 604 01:03:42,095 --> 01:03:44,594 Better living through electricity. 605 01:03:49,092 --> 01:03:50,258 l think-- 606 01:03:53,589 --> 01:03:55,422 Oh, my God! 607 01:03:56,546 --> 01:03:58,712 l know how the guest list was made. 608 01:03:58,962 --> 01:04:00,336 Look at these names. 609 01:04:00,419 --> 01:04:02,335 ''Head nurse, Ruthe Ann Stockard. 610 01:04:02,418 --> 01:04:04,417 ''Electroshock, Adolphus Jenzen. 611 01:04:04,542 --> 01:04:05,667 ''Franklin Baker. 612 01:04:05,750 --> 01:04:07,999 ''Thomas Steven Price. Jasper Marr.'' 613 01:04:08,290 --> 01:04:10,831 -They're all here! -Who? l'm missing something. 614 01:04:10,914 --> 01:04:12,830 Everyone that was invited... 615 01:04:12,913 --> 01:04:16,828 ...is related to one of the staff that was here when the place burnt. 616 01:04:17,910 --> 01:04:19,909 There was five of us. 617 01:04:21,159 --> 01:04:23,158 Five that didn't die. 618 01:04:23,366 --> 01:04:24,865 Booga-booga. 619 01:04:26,948 --> 01:04:28,155 What are you saying? 620 01:04:28,239 --> 01:04:29,821 Price didn't make the list. 621 01:04:29,904 --> 01:04:31,154 The house did. 622 01:04:35,735 --> 01:04:38,192 Because she's a vengeful, stupid whore! 623 01:04:41,357 --> 01:04:43,648 How's the house going to send out invitations? 624 01:04:43,731 --> 01:04:45,813 There's a lot of energy in here. 625 01:04:46,646 --> 01:04:49,186 lt likes to travel through light beams... 626 01:04:49,270 --> 01:04:50,727 ...sound waves... 627 01:04:50,894 --> 01:04:52,476 ...electricity, whatever. 628 01:04:52,560 --> 01:04:53,768 A phone line? 629 01:04:54,892 --> 01:04:57,474 Sure, now that we're in The Twilight Zone. 630 01:04:58,224 --> 01:05:00,931 lnto an on-line computer? Through the lnternet? 631 01:05:01,180 --> 01:05:04,221 No, stop. Wait. This is crazy. 632 01:05:05,220 --> 01:05:06,636 You don't... 633 01:05:06,844 --> 01:05:08,927 ...get it, do you? 634 01:05:12,883 --> 01:05:16,215 This house is pissed. 635 01:05:16,423 --> 01:05:18,380 lt has no morals. 636 01:05:20,046 --> 01:05:22,628 Because it's a fucking house! 637 01:05:22,753 --> 01:05:23,961 This is insane. 638 01:05:24,044 --> 01:05:27,251 -Calm down. -All right, l'm sorry about that. 639 01:05:30,999 --> 01:05:32,706 Wait. 640 01:05:34,747 --> 01:05:37,246 How come Blackburn's name's not on here? 641 01:06:02,192 --> 01:06:06,814 The late Mrs. Steven Price. Tragic. 642 01:06:10,812 --> 01:06:12,353 Tortured. 643 01:06:14,186 --> 01:06:15,643 Lovely. 644 01:06:25,846 --> 01:06:29,511 And suddenly very cooperative Mrs. Price. 645 01:06:42,796 --> 01:06:44,171 Cool. 646 01:07:00,496 --> 01:07:02,495 What do you think you're doing? 647 01:07:05,826 --> 01:07:08,450 Easy. Easy. Lie back. Be still. 648 01:07:08,992 --> 01:07:11,782 Last thing we need is for you to have a real heart attack. 649 01:07:11,865 --> 01:07:13,822 You're the doctor, kid. 650 01:07:14,614 --> 01:07:16,779 l guess that atropine crap worked. 651 01:07:16,988 --> 01:07:19,278 Yes. Convinced all those that needed convincing. 652 01:07:19,361 --> 01:07:22,152 You are officially one dead lady. 653 01:07:22,318 --> 01:07:24,484 Trust me, l've been dead for years. 654 01:07:24,817 --> 01:07:27,482 Speaking of which, what's Steven's status? 655 01:07:27,649 --> 01:07:29,356 Well, he's still alive... 656 01:07:29,440 --> 01:07:31,814 ...but it's just a question of moments. 657 01:07:32,063 --> 01:07:35,645 And then your miraculous resurrection. 658 01:07:36,686 --> 01:07:39,685 No, Officer, l'm very much alive. 659 01:07:39,934 --> 01:07:43,016 Just a little joke to beat my husband at his own clever game. 660 01:07:43,100 --> 01:07:45,015 l'm sorry, ma'am, your husband's dead. 661 01:07:45,099 --> 01:07:48,055 What do you mean, he's dead? Oh, no, it's all my fault. 662 01:07:48,139 --> 01:07:50,471 l may as well have killed him myself. 663 01:07:50,637 --> 01:07:53,969 No, not at all. We have all these witnesses that saw.... 664 01:07:54,177 --> 01:07:56,968 Well, fill in the blank, whoever it'll be that shoots him. 665 01:07:57,051 --> 01:07:58,800 l don't know. Puff Eddie? 666 01:07:59,633 --> 01:08:04,339 This could be a big surprise. l think the Jenzen girl. She's got the right stuff. 667 01:08:04,964 --> 01:08:08,545 Did you ever find out what happened to that little TV reporter? 668 01:08:10,461 --> 01:08:12,043 No, we never found her. 669 01:08:12,127 --> 01:08:15,167 So we don't even know if the bitch is dead or alive. 670 01:08:16,791 --> 01:08:20,248 Price must've killed her. There's no other explanation. 671 01:08:20,456 --> 01:08:25,037 There's plenty! For all we know Steven's got her spying on us right now! 672 01:08:25,287 --> 01:08:26,619 Bullshit. 673 01:08:26,786 --> 01:08:29,243 God, this whole fucking thing's falling apart. 674 01:08:29,326 --> 01:08:30,742 lt's not, baby, it's not. 675 01:08:30,826 --> 01:08:32,533 Somebody'll pull the trigger. 676 01:08:32,616 --> 01:08:34,907 But nobody has yet, Donald. 677 01:08:35,115 --> 01:08:36,698 They're not at the breaking point. 678 01:08:36,781 --> 01:08:38,863 They must believe their lives are in danger! 679 01:08:38,947 --> 01:08:41,945 They have your death at his hands. How much more do they need? 680 01:08:42,028 --> 01:08:43,528 But they didn't see it happen. 681 01:08:43,611 --> 01:08:46,360 They still have their doubts. They're confused. 682 01:08:48,817 --> 01:08:50,441 What we need... 683 01:08:50,607 --> 01:08:52,273 ...is another body... 684 01:08:52,565 --> 01:08:55,272 ...and Steven's bloody hands right next to it. 685 01:08:55,772 --> 01:08:58,062 How the hell are we going to do that? 686 01:09:00,936 --> 01:09:03,684 This may sound a little crazy, but hear me out. 687 01:10:03,490 --> 01:10:04,532 Oh, shit. 688 01:10:14,610 --> 01:10:15,901 Shit. 689 01:10:21,232 --> 01:10:24,730 -Where is he? -He's got to still be down here. 690 01:10:24,896 --> 01:10:27,812 -He's dead! We're all going to be dead! -Stop saying that! 691 01:10:27,895 --> 01:10:29,977 Pritchett, shut the fuck up! 692 01:10:30,185 --> 01:10:32,393 l just wanted to ask you a question. 693 01:10:33,559 --> 01:10:36,307 -Price is behind this. -How? He's still locked up. 694 01:10:36,391 --> 01:10:37,890 Let's go see. 695 01:10:41,888 --> 01:10:43,679 lt's Blackburn. 696 01:10:55,839 --> 01:10:56,922 Oh, my God. 697 01:10:57,005 --> 01:10:58,005 Shit! 698 01:11:02,998 --> 01:11:04,747 This is all l could find. 699 01:11:10,495 --> 01:11:11,827 This here. 700 01:11:12,952 --> 01:11:15,034 Well, it's going to have to do. 701 01:11:16,325 --> 01:11:18,865 Are you coming, or waiting for Blackburn? 702 01:11:19,032 --> 01:11:20,948 Blackburn's dead. 703 01:11:21,156 --> 01:11:22,738 Excuse me? 704 01:11:22,947 --> 01:11:24,987 He would've been back by now. 705 01:11:27,153 --> 01:11:28,777 He's dead. 706 01:12:06,674 --> 01:12:07,882 You murderer. 707 01:12:33,618 --> 01:12:34,992 Melissa? 708 01:12:39,990 --> 01:12:41,614 lt's Sara. 709 01:12:44,279 --> 01:12:45,279 Help me. 710 01:12:46,611 --> 01:12:49,235 -Somebody! -l'll help you. 711 01:12:49,526 --> 01:12:51,484 Just keep talking. 712 01:13:08,642 --> 01:13:09,725 lt's okay. 713 01:13:20,303 --> 01:13:22,302 l woke up on the floor. 714 01:13:23,801 --> 01:13:25,009 Blackburn.... 715 01:13:27,133 --> 01:13:28,590 Stay the fuck back! 716 01:13:28,840 --> 01:13:30,631 l don't know what happened! 717 01:13:31,297 --> 01:13:32,463 l do. 718 01:13:34,129 --> 01:13:37,294 Please, tell me. Help me. 719 01:13:37,627 --> 01:13:39,793 l don't think so! 720 01:13:40,459 --> 01:13:41,917 You got to help me. 721 01:13:44,832 --> 01:13:47,248 Not even for $1 million, Mr. Price. 722 01:13:52,412 --> 01:13:53,744 Help me. 723 01:13:55,494 --> 01:13:56,493 Help me. 724 01:14:17,566 --> 01:14:18,607 Oh, shit! 725 01:14:20,939 --> 01:14:22,272 Grab her gun. 726 01:14:22,605 --> 01:14:25,104 Damn, she emptied it. l got this. 727 01:14:25,270 --> 01:14:27,269 l got this, baby girl. Let go. 728 01:14:27,436 --> 01:14:28,727 There we go. 729 01:14:30,934 --> 01:14:32,350 l'll put this right here. 730 01:14:32,433 --> 01:14:34,141 Okay? Look, it's cool. 731 01:14:34,224 --> 01:14:35,474 lt's me. Okay, it's me. 732 01:14:35,557 --> 01:14:36,598 Look. 733 01:14:36,681 --> 01:14:37,681 Poor Mr. Price. 734 01:14:37,764 --> 01:14:39,472 Fuck Mr. Price. 735 01:14:39,888 --> 01:14:42,387 Come on, baby girl. l got you. 736 01:14:42,762 --> 01:14:45,344 -Come on, it's cool. -Let's get the hell out of here. 737 01:14:45,427 --> 01:14:46,760 l got you. 738 01:14:47,926 --> 01:14:50,716 Okay, don't look. Keep going. Up we go. 739 01:14:50,799 --> 01:14:52,465 Up we go, baby girl. 740 01:14:54,756 --> 01:14:57,796 Almost there. You just get upstairs. 741 01:14:58,087 --> 01:15:00,378 All right, easy. Don't look. 742 01:15:29,155 --> 01:15:31,779 You poor clueless old geek. 743 01:15:32,278 --> 01:15:35,027 All it would've taken was a simple divorce... 744 01:15:35,235 --> 01:15:39,733 ...and ripping our prenup to teeny, itsy-bitsy little pieces. 745 01:15:42,565 --> 01:15:44,897 But no matter how it ended... 746 01:15:45,647 --> 01:15:47,729 ...please just know one thing: 747 01:15:48,853 --> 01:15:51,436 From the first moment l set eyes on you... 748 01:15:52,268 --> 01:15:55,267 ...l have always, always loved... 749 01:15:56,391 --> 01:15:57,724 ...your money. 750 01:16:01,389 --> 01:16:06,386 On the other hand, just the sight of you has always made me want to puke. 751 01:16:08,385 --> 01:16:10,759 ls that a fact, princess? 752 01:16:11,675 --> 01:16:14,924 Maybe you could have saved us all a great deal of time... 753 01:16:15,174 --> 01:16:18,630 ...not to mention money, if you just let me in on it years ago. 754 01:16:18,714 --> 01:16:20,005 Help! 755 01:16:21,837 --> 01:16:23,336 You must be kidding! 756 01:16:25,877 --> 01:16:28,750 l'm Steven goddamn Price! 757 01:16:33,498 --> 01:16:36,538 Every place you've gone, every person you've seen... 758 01:16:36,705 --> 01:16:40,120 ...every word you and Blackburn ever said to each other, bugged... 759 01:16:40,203 --> 01:16:43,993 ...taped, seen and heard by me as it happened! 760 01:16:44,326 --> 01:16:46,533 -Sweetie? -Anything, angel! 761 01:16:46,700 --> 01:16:47,991 Just speak it! 762 01:16:48,824 --> 01:16:50,531 What are you going to do? 763 01:16:53,863 --> 01:16:57,111 Just what you wanted everyone here to believe in the first place! 764 01:16:57,194 --> 01:17:01,359 l'm going to murder you, Evelyn, with the greatest of pleasure! 765 01:17:01,984 --> 01:17:03,066 Witnesses. 766 01:17:06,190 --> 01:17:08,522 They know you're already dead, Evelyn! 767 01:17:08,730 --> 01:17:11,187 Happy birthday, baby! 768 01:17:37,841 --> 01:17:38,840 Get up. 769 01:17:40,381 --> 01:17:41,880 Are you doing this? 770 01:17:42,505 --> 01:17:43,546 No. 771 01:17:46,087 --> 01:17:47,211 Get up! 772 01:17:48,585 --> 01:17:49,835 Now! 773 01:18:55,135 --> 01:18:56,676 Oh, Ms. Marr. 774 01:19:31,784 --> 01:19:33,824 Steven, l want you. 775 01:19:34,158 --> 01:19:36,531 l've always wanted you. 776 01:19:37,656 --> 01:19:39,113 We all do. 777 01:19:41,654 --> 01:19:43,320 They're all here. 778 01:19:43,944 --> 01:19:45,818 Everyone who's died. 779 01:19:46,735 --> 01:19:49,108 Everyone who's responsible. 780 01:19:50,566 --> 01:19:52,398 lt's your turn. 781 01:19:55,147 --> 01:19:57,063 One, two, three. 782 01:20:23,758 --> 01:20:25,923 Open the door! 783 01:20:26,423 --> 01:20:28,755 -Somebody open the door! -Oh, my God. 784 01:20:30,504 --> 01:20:31,629 lt's Price. 785 01:20:31,795 --> 01:20:35,210 Open the goddamn door! 786 01:20:37,126 --> 01:20:38,584 Price is dead. 787 01:20:39,042 --> 01:20:41,124 Open the goddamn door! 788 01:20:45,580 --> 01:20:48,370 Open the goddamn door! 789 01:21:13,108 --> 01:21:14,566 Go! 790 01:21:18,106 --> 01:21:19,272 Run! 791 01:21:30,516 --> 01:21:31,724 Come on! 792 01:21:38,470 --> 01:21:40,095 What was that? 793 01:21:40,261 --> 01:21:42,385 lt can't be! You're dead! 794 01:21:43,343 --> 01:21:47,174 Pritchett was right. The house is alive. 795 01:21:52,713 --> 01:21:55,628 There's got to be something. Pulleys or something. 796 01:21:57,378 --> 01:21:58,502 The attic! 797 01:22:32,693 --> 01:22:33,901 Come on! 798 01:22:56,223 --> 01:22:57,889 Let's get to the attic! 799 01:22:57,972 --> 01:22:59,347 Hurry! 800 01:23:06,926 --> 01:23:08,009 Come on! 801 01:23:20,628 --> 01:23:21,710 Terrific! 802 01:23:22,293 --> 01:23:23,418 Fuck! 803 01:23:39,327 --> 01:23:41,992 So much for a Ph.D. in engineering. 804 01:23:44,033 --> 01:23:45,490 l found a way out! 805 01:23:45,615 --> 01:23:46,823 Where? 806 01:23:47,031 --> 01:23:48,114 Up here! 807 01:23:48,322 --> 01:23:51,404 Hurry! There is something of a time issue here. 808 01:24:05,480 --> 01:24:06,688 Come on! 809 01:24:07,104 --> 01:24:08,812 Where are you going? 810 01:24:10,519 --> 01:24:12,435 You have to stay for my show. 811 01:24:12,518 --> 01:24:14,184 Oh, God! 812 01:24:27,886 --> 01:24:33,133 There's light! Stay here, l'm going to go and see if we can get out this way. 813 01:24:59,495 --> 01:25:00,578 Oh, shit. 814 01:25:08,782 --> 01:25:09,990 Go! 815 01:26:10,959 --> 01:26:12,333 Help me, Eddie! 816 01:26:12,458 --> 01:26:15,332 The doctor is in. 817 01:26:17,123 --> 01:26:20,246 No one gets out of here alive. 818 01:26:21,329 --> 01:26:24,244 Not me. Not you. 819 01:26:26,951 --> 01:26:28,242 Next patient. 820 01:26:28,450 --> 01:26:30,449 Ah, Mr. Baker. 821 01:26:30,699 --> 01:26:33,781 lt's time to take your rightful place with the others. 822 01:26:33,864 --> 01:26:35,613 l had nothing to do with this! 823 01:26:35,697 --> 01:26:37,404 l was adopted! 824 01:27:09,097 --> 01:27:10,679 Oh, God. 825 01:27:33,543 --> 01:27:34,626 What is this? 826 01:27:44,829 --> 01:27:46,162 What is it? 827 01:28:17,771 --> 01:28:19,270 Oh, my God. 828 01:28:21,061 --> 01:28:23,143 That was one kick-ass party. 829 01:28:23,351 --> 01:28:27,641 Okay, one more thing: how do we get down from here?