1 00:00:28,250 --> 00:00:31,540 BRRRRRR, YEAH! 2 00:00:48,708 --> 00:00:51,208 WHY DOES KEVIN TAUNT US SO? 3 00:00:51,792 --> 00:00:54,712 MAYBE HE'S PLAYING TIDDLYWINKS! 4 00:00:58,958 --> 00:01:00,078 COULD IT BE HE'S FORGOTTEN? 5 00:01:00,167 --> 00:01:04,667 HE BETTER NOT HAVE, OR I'LL REMIND HIM THE HARD WAY. 6 00:01:04,750 --> 00:01:08,040 CHILL, GUYS. HE'LL SHOW UP. 7 00:01:09,750 --> 00:01:12,170 [RUMBLING] 8 00:01:13,250 --> 00:01:14,130 OH! 9 00:01:14,208 --> 00:01:15,998 All: JAWBREAKERS! 10 00:01:16,083 --> 00:01:18,503 [KIDS CHEERING] 11 00:01:19,083 --> 00:01:22,383 MY DAD SAYS THE INVENTORY'S GOTTA GO. 12 00:01:22,458 --> 00:01:26,128 SAME DRILL AS LAST YEAR, DUDES AND DUDETTES. 13 00:01:26,208 --> 00:01:27,328 Nazz: AWESOME, KEV! 14 00:01:27,417 --> 00:01:30,077 [CHEERING] 15 00:01:31,750 --> 00:01:33,210 LEAVE SOME FOR ME, YOU PIGGIES! 16 00:01:33,042 --> 00:01:36,502 Eddy: HURRY! QUICK! MOVE IT! MOVE IT! MOVE IT! 17 00:01:37,125 --> 00:01:39,245 Rolf: OUT OF ROLF'S WAY! 18 00:01:39,333 --> 00:01:40,463 I'M SET FOR LIFE! 19 00:01:40,542 --> 00:01:44,042 Jonny: YOU AIN'T JUST WHISTLIN' DIXIE, SISTER! 20 00:01:44,125 --> 00:01:47,125 Ed: JAWBREAKERS, EDDY! 21 00:01:47,208 --> 00:01:49,078 OUT OF MY WAY! I'M SALIVATING! 22 00:01:49,167 --> 00:01:51,877 Edd: GADZOOKS! DO YOU SEE ANY JAWBREAKERS? 23 00:01:51,958 --> 00:01:52,918 I CERTAINLY DON'T! 24 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:54,290 Eddy: THEY'RE ALL GONE! 25 00:01:54,375 --> 00:01:56,075 SAY IT AIN'T SO, DOUBLE D! 26 00:01:56,167 --> 00:01:58,997 Edd: I'M AFRAID WE'RE TOO LATE, EDDY. 27 00:02:01,833 --> 00:02:05,383 COME OUT, COME OUT, WHEREVER YOU AREN'T! 28 00:02:05,458 --> 00:02:06,878 OW! AAH! 29 00:02:06,958 --> 00:02:08,878 THIS IS YOUR FAULT. ADMIT IT! 30 00:02:08,958 --> 00:02:11,378 IF YOU DO, I PROMISE NOT TO LEAVE BRUISES. 31 00:02:11,458 --> 00:02:13,958 Kevin: HEY, YOU LOVEBIRDS, VAMOOSE! 32 00:02:14,042 --> 00:02:17,922 BABY-SITTING'S OVER, 'CAUSE I JUST SCORED BIG TIME! 33 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:18,880 LATER. 34 00:02:18,958 --> 00:02:21,918 YOU FORGOT TO SAY "DORKS," KEVIN! 35 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:23,210 DID YOU SEE KEVIN'S POCKET? 36 00:02:23,292 --> 00:02:26,292 IT'S BURSTING WITH CASH, I TELL YA! 37 00:02:26,958 --> 00:02:28,208 LET'S HOPE FOR KEVIN'S SAKE 38 00:02:28,042 --> 00:02:29,172 THOSE STITCHES DON'T TEAR. 39 00:02:29,250 --> 00:02:31,290 WOULDN'T IT BE A SHAME IF HE WERE TO LOSE 40 00:02:31,375 --> 00:02:33,995 THAT PLENTIFUL PECK OF PENNIES? 41 00:02:34,083 --> 00:02:35,883 YEP. 42 00:02:37,167 --> 00:02:38,377 YEP? 43 00:02:38,458 --> 00:02:41,288 IS THAT ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF--YEP? 44 00:02:41,375 --> 00:02:42,665 NO RASH, NONSENSICAL QUIP 45 00:02:42,750 --> 00:02:45,460 TO DEFRAUD KEVIN OF HIS FORTUNE? 46 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,250 SCAM KEVIN. 47 00:02:47,333 --> 00:02:48,923 THAT'S WHAT HE SAID, RIGHT? 48 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:51,630 I'M WAY AHEAD OF YOU, SOCKHEAD. 49 00:02:52,167 --> 00:02:54,207 HERE'S THE PLAN, BOYS. 50 00:02:55,125 --> 00:02:58,205 [LOW GROWLING] 51 00:02:58,042 --> 00:02:59,422 WHAT? 52 00:02:59,500 --> 00:03:01,420 UH, YOU KNOW. 53 00:03:01,500 --> 00:03:04,000 [LOW GROWLING] 54 00:03:04,083 --> 00:03:05,633 WELL? 55 00:03:05,708 --> 00:03:08,168 [LOW GROWLING] 56 00:03:08,250 --> 00:03:09,670 OK, WHAT? 57 00:03:09,750 --> 00:03:11,960 [WHIMPERING] 58 00:03:12,042 --> 00:03:13,792 BREAKFAST, ANYONE? 59 00:03:13,875 --> 00:03:15,745 EDDY, ARE YOU FEELING ALL RIGHT? 60 00:03:15,833 --> 00:03:18,503 THIS BEHAVIOR'S QUITE UNLIKE YOU. 61 00:03:18,583 --> 00:03:19,583 [COUGHING] 62 00:03:19,667 --> 00:03:22,037 OH, MUST BE THIS MALARIA, DOUBLE D. 63 00:03:22,125 --> 00:03:25,165 I'M JUST GONNA GO GRAB ME A LAXATIVE. 64 00:03:25,250 --> 00:03:26,170 UHH! 65 00:03:26,250 --> 00:03:29,130 WAITING FOR THE PLAN HERE, EDDY. 66 00:03:29,875 --> 00:03:31,785 OH, WHAT'S THE USE? 67 00:03:31,875 --> 00:03:33,825 [MUFFLED] I CAN'T THINK OF A SCAM. 68 00:03:33,917 --> 00:03:35,747 Edd: PARDON ME, EDDY, I COULDN'T HEAR YOU. 69 00:03:35,833 --> 00:03:39,883 [MUFFLED] I CAN'T THINK OF A SCAM! 70 00:03:40,958 --> 00:03:41,828 AH! 71 00:03:41,917 --> 00:03:43,077 YOU WERE SAYING? 72 00:03:43,167 --> 00:03:45,537 I CAN'T THINK OF A SCAM! 73 00:03:45,625 --> 00:03:49,455 OH, EDDY, YOU HAVE NOTHING MORE THAN A MENTAL BLOCK. 74 00:03:49,542 --> 00:03:52,832 DON'T BE ASHAMED OF IT. IT HAPPENS TO THE BEST OF US. 75 00:03:52,917 --> 00:03:54,207 NOT TO ME, IT DOESN'T! 76 00:03:54,292 --> 00:03:56,132 DON'T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF, EDDY. 77 00:03:56,208 --> 00:03:58,458 I'M SURE YOU'LL THINK OF SOMETHING IN DUE TIME. 78 00:03:58,542 --> 00:04:03,712 PARDON ME TO HECK, BUT EDDY SHOULD JUST BUY ONE. 79 00:04:04,333 --> 00:04:05,583 INTERESTING. 80 00:04:05,667 --> 00:04:08,537 ED'S SUGGESTION TO PURCHASE A STAND-IN STRATAGEM 81 00:04:08,625 --> 00:04:11,125 MAY BE A VIABLE ONE, EDDY. 82 00:04:11,208 --> 00:04:12,828 MMM. 83 00:04:12,917 --> 00:04:14,537 [BELL CLATTERING] 84 00:04:14,625 --> 00:04:16,825 EDDY'S STUCK, HASN'T A CLUE. 85 00:04:16,917 --> 00:04:20,747 GIVE US A SCAM, AND WE'LL PAY YOU! 86 00:04:20,833 --> 00:04:23,463 Jonny: HIYA, GUYS. WHAT YA DOING? 87 00:04:24,167 --> 00:04:26,457 "YOU THINK IT, WE BUY IT." 88 00:04:26,542 --> 00:04:30,172 Edd: CARE TO SUBMIT AN IDEA FOR A SCAM, JONNY? 89 00:04:30,250 --> 00:04:32,000 WOW! A SCAM? 90 00:04:32,083 --> 00:04:33,633 I DON'T KNOW. 91 00:04:33,708 --> 00:04:36,168 HOW ABOUT THIS-- 92 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:39,670 JONNY AND PLANK'S PENNY DANCE. 93 00:04:39,750 --> 00:04:41,170 A-ONE AND A-TWO... 94 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:43,710 ♪ PENNY, PENNY, I SEE A PENNY ♪ 95 00:04:43,792 --> 00:04:45,542 ♪ GIVE ME YOUR PENNIES... ♪ 96 00:04:45,625 --> 00:04:47,205 A TAD ECCENTRIC, DON'T YOU THINK? 97 00:04:47,042 --> 00:04:50,212 ♪ I SEE A PENNY, WHO'S GOT A PENNY? ♪ 98 00:04:50,042 --> 00:04:53,212 WHOO-EEE! THAT SMARTS! 99 00:04:53,042 --> 00:04:55,832 [BOTH GIGGLING] 100 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:00,040 Jimmy: AAH! 101 00:05:00,125 --> 00:05:02,375 I'VE SEEN BETTER DAYS, DOUBLE D. 102 00:05:02,458 --> 00:05:04,708 I'M TAPPED. DONE FOR. 103 00:05:04,792 --> 00:05:07,252 HELP! 104 00:05:07,333 --> 00:05:10,173 [CRASH] 105 00:05:11,542 --> 00:05:14,382 I'M HIDEOUS! DON'T LOOK AT ME! 106 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:18,960 JIMMY, WIGGLE YOUR TOES. IS ED IN THERE? 107 00:05:19,042 --> 00:05:20,882 WHERE DID I GO? 108 00:05:20,958 --> 00:05:21,998 HEY, JIMMY BOY, 109 00:05:22,083 --> 00:05:24,793 SELL ME A SCAM, YOU DOG, YOU! 110 00:05:24,875 --> 00:05:25,705 EXCUSE ME? 111 00:05:25,792 --> 00:05:29,502 GO ON! I PROMISE I WON'T LAUGH. 112 00:05:29,792 --> 00:05:32,752 I THOUGHT THAT WAS YOUR NICHE. 113 00:05:34,292 --> 00:05:36,212 HMM. 114 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:39,000 THIS AIN'T WORKING, DOUBLE D. 115 00:05:39,083 --> 00:05:40,253 HAVE FAITH, EDDY. 116 00:05:40,333 --> 00:05:43,173 AFTER ALL, YOU DID TEACH HIM EVERYTHING YOU KNOW. 117 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:44,000 OH, YEAH, I DID. 118 00:05:44,083 --> 00:05:46,833 DIDN'T WE WIN AN EMMY FOR THAT EPISODE? 119 00:05:46,917 --> 00:05:48,537 HARDLY. 120 00:05:48,625 --> 00:05:51,955 WHAT WOULD I DO IF YOU WERE ME? 121 00:05:52,042 --> 00:05:54,002 MOVE! HA HA HA! 122 00:05:54,083 --> 00:05:54,923 I THINK I HAVE A SCAM 123 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:56,540 THAT'LL KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF. 124 00:05:56,625 --> 00:05:58,785 IS THIS KID GOLD OR WHAT? 125 00:05:58,875 --> 00:06:00,915 LEAD THE WAY, EDDY JUNIOR! 126 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:02,080 I THINK EDDY'S STARTING TO FEEL 127 00:06:02,167 --> 00:06:03,457 BETTER ABOUT HIMSELF, ED. 128 00:06:03,542 --> 00:06:07,672 AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE BUS DRIVER AWAY, DOUBLE D. 129 00:06:09,250 --> 00:06:11,500 THIS IS IT! BOBBLY-BOBBLY-BOO. 130 00:06:11,583 --> 00:06:14,083 THIS IS THE PERFECT SPOT FOR WHAT I'D LIKE TO CALL 131 00:06:14,167 --> 00:06:18,167 "JIMMY'S SUPER-DUPER SCAMMY-WHAMMY!" 132 00:06:18,250 --> 00:06:21,790 Jimmy: ED, FROM YOU, I WILL NEED 10 EXTENSION CORDS. 133 00:06:21,875 --> 00:06:22,875 OOH! OOH! 134 00:06:22,958 --> 00:06:24,128 OH, BOY, I CAN'T WAIT! 135 00:06:24,208 --> 00:06:27,328 EDDY, FROM YOU, I WILL NEED 10 REFRIGERATORS. 136 00:06:27,417 --> 00:06:29,497 10 REFRIGER--WHATS? 137 00:06:29,583 --> 00:06:30,793 YOU MEANT ED, RIGHT? 138 00:06:30,875 --> 00:06:33,165 ALL THAT HEAVY LIFTING AIN'T MY STYLE, KID. 139 00:06:33,250 --> 00:06:34,630 IS THAT SO? 140 00:06:34,708 --> 00:06:37,998 I GUESS MY SCAM'S JUST NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU. 141 00:06:38,083 --> 00:06:38,963 NO, WAIT! 142 00:06:39,042 --> 00:06:41,832 10 REFRIGERATORS, OK, YOU GOT IT! 143 00:06:41,917 --> 00:06:44,167 I'M ACHING ALREADY. 144 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:45,330 SO, JIMMY, DO TELL. 145 00:06:45,417 --> 00:06:46,997 WHAT EXACTLY HAVE YOU PLANNED 146 00:06:47,083 --> 00:06:48,133 FOR THIS LUCRATIVE LURE? 147 00:06:48,208 --> 00:06:50,248 I MEAN, YOU HAVE THOUGHT THIS THROUGH, 148 00:06:50,333 --> 00:06:53,043 HAVEN'T YOU? 149 00:06:53,125 --> 00:06:54,245 OH, EDDY? 150 00:06:54,333 --> 00:06:58,503 LOOKS LIKE YOU'LL HAVE SOME HELP WITH THOSE REFRIGERATORS! 151 00:07:04,417 --> 00:07:07,667 HYAH! HYAH! HYAH! 152 00:07:07,750 --> 00:07:09,290 [THUD] 153 00:07:14,708 --> 00:07:16,498 THAT'S ONE. 154 00:07:59,792 --> 00:08:02,542 [RUMBLING] 155 00:08:08,417 --> 00:08:10,957 YOU ASKED FOR IT. 10 FRIDGES! 156 00:08:11,042 --> 00:08:13,042 WHEN DO WE SUCKER THOSE SUCKERS 157 00:08:13,125 --> 00:08:14,125 FOR CASH, JIMMY BOY? 158 00:08:14,208 --> 00:08:16,748 I NOW REQUIRE 100 FENCE BOARDS. 159 00:08:16,833 --> 00:08:18,673 100 FENCE BOARDS? 160 00:08:18,750 --> 00:08:20,500 WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU NEED-- 161 00:08:20,583 --> 00:08:22,793 Eddy: QUIT BELLYACHING! 162 00:08:25,292 --> 00:08:26,582 Eddy: GO ON, YANK IT! 163 00:08:26,667 --> 00:08:29,287 DO I HAVE TO COME DOWN THERE AND SHOW YOU HOW TO DO IT? 164 00:08:29,375 --> 00:08:32,785 COME ON! PUT SOME MUSCLE INTO IT! 165 00:08:35,500 --> 00:08:37,960 SPLENDID. IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER. 166 00:08:38,042 --> 00:08:41,422 NOW ALL WE NEED ARE THOSE EXTENSION CORDS. 167 00:08:43,542 --> 00:08:46,632 WHAT'S TAKING ED SO LONG? 168 00:08:46,708 --> 00:08:49,168 [CHUCKLING] 169 00:08:58,083 --> 00:08:59,333 OH, ALL RIGHT-- 170 00:08:59,417 --> 00:09:03,327 ANYTHING TO SEE WHERE THIS FRIVOLOUS FRACAS LEADS TO. 171 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:13,210 Jimmy: GENTLEMEN, I'M READY TO UNVEIL WHAT I CALL 172 00:09:13,042 --> 00:09:16,632 "JIMMY'S SUPER-DUPER SCAMMY-WHAMMY." 173 00:09:20,208 --> 00:09:22,248 [GRUNTING] 174 00:09:23,708 --> 00:09:25,418 IT'S TO DIE FOR! 175 00:09:25,500 --> 00:09:26,580 YUMMY! 176 00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:28,127 IS THAT AN ICE POP? 177 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:31,080 THIS ONE'S "STRAWBERRY GUSH," 178 00:09:31,167 --> 00:09:32,827 AND THAT'S "BANANA BUMP." 179 00:09:32,917 --> 00:09:34,247 WE'LL BE RICH, EDDY! 180 00:09:34,333 --> 00:09:36,633 REFRESHING AND NUTRITIOUS. 181 00:09:36,708 --> 00:09:38,458 I LIKE THAT. BRAVO, JIMMY! 182 00:09:38,542 --> 00:09:40,832 Eddy: ICE POPS ARE STUPID! 183 00:09:40,917 --> 00:09:45,627 IF YOU THINK I'M PAYING YOU FOR THIS LAME-O SCAM, YOU'RE WRONG! 184 00:09:45,708 --> 00:09:48,128 I COULD HAVE THOUGHT OF SOMETHING BETTER! 185 00:09:48,208 --> 00:09:49,168 FINE. SUIT YOURSELF. 186 00:09:49,250 --> 00:09:52,880 AND JUST TRY TO THINK OF SOMETHING BETTER! 187 00:09:52,958 --> 00:09:54,038 HUMPH! 188 00:09:54,125 --> 00:09:56,165 OH, I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING BETTER! 189 00:09:56,250 --> 00:09:59,130 ED, KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO ME. 190 00:10:00,083 --> 00:10:03,083 AND MAKE IT A GOOD ONE. 191 00:10:03,167 --> 00:10:04,787 [SLAMMING] 192 00:10:04,875 --> 00:10:06,995 Eddy: OWW! OOH! OH! OW! 193 00:10:07,083 --> 00:10:08,883 THAT'S IT! I GOT ONE! 194 00:10:08,958 --> 00:10:11,418 I JUST THUNK, DOUBLE D-- 195 00:10:11,500 --> 00:10:14,750 THE SCAM OF ALL SCAMS! 196 00:10:15,375 --> 00:10:18,165 I'M BACK, BABY. 197 00:10:19,625 --> 00:10:22,165 PERPLEXED BY THE MYSTERIES OF LIFE? 198 00:10:22,250 --> 00:10:23,170 FOR JUST ONE QUARTER, 199 00:10:23,250 --> 00:10:28,170 YOU, TOO, CAN FIND OUT YOUR HAT SIZE! 200 00:10:29,208 --> 00:10:33,538 PLEASE PUT YOUR HEAD IN THIS HOLE, SIR. 201 00:10:35,125 --> 00:10:37,745 YOUR HAT SIZE IS 4. 202 00:10:37,833 --> 00:10:40,213 I AM FULFILLED! 203 00:10:42,667 --> 00:10:45,037 WHAT? THAT'S IT? 204 00:10:46,167 --> 00:10:48,537 YEAH, I'LL FORK UP FOR THAT. 205 00:10:48,625 --> 00:10:50,785 HERE YOU GO. 206 00:10:51,583 --> 00:10:53,383 WHOA! WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT? 207 00:10:53,458 --> 00:10:56,538 I MUST HAVE SPENT ALL MY CASH ON... 208 00:10:56,625 --> 00:11:00,375 JIMMY'S RAD ICE POPS. HA HA HA! 209 00:11:00,458 --> 00:11:02,038 SEE YA, DORKS. 210 00:11:02,125 --> 00:11:02,995 [SLURPING] 211 00:11:03,083 --> 00:11:04,963 [JIMMY GIGGLING] 212 00:11:05,042 --> 00:11:07,582 [COINS JINGLING] 213 00:11:09,375 --> 00:11:12,915 WELL, JIMMY CERTAINLY PROFITED FROM HIS VENTURE. 214 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:16,330 WE MUST SCAM HIM, MY GAGGLE OF PALS. 215 00:11:16,417 --> 00:11:17,247 EDDY? 216 00:11:17,333 --> 00:11:19,883 [WHIMPERING] 217 00:11:20,542 --> 00:11:24,922 OK, ED, YOU KNOW THE DRILL. 218 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,580 OUCH! OW! 219 00:11:35,208 --> 00:11:36,168 [BIRD SCREECHING] 220 00:11:36,250 --> 00:11:38,210 Rolf: BEHOLD THE SHRINE OF EGYPT, 221 00:11:38,292 --> 00:11:41,382 AS FORETOLD BY THE SOOTHSAYER. 222 00:11:43,125 --> 00:11:46,415 WELCOME, TRAVELERS, TO THE MYSTERIOUS MARVELS 223 00:11:46,500 --> 00:11:47,380 OF THE ANCIENT SPHINX. 224 00:11:47,458 --> 00:11:50,038 MY NAME IS EDDWARD, EGYPTOLOGIST, 225 00:11:50,125 --> 00:11:52,035 AND I'LL BE YOUR GUIDE TODAY. 226 00:11:52,125 --> 00:11:55,875 DID YOU KNOW ANCIENT EGYPTIANS USED PICTORIAL SYMBOLS 227 00:11:55,958 --> 00:11:58,458 CALLED HIEROGLYPHICS AS THEIR SYSTEM OF WRITING? 228 00:11:58,542 --> 00:12:00,792 HOW ARTISTIC! WHAT DO THEY SAY, EDDWARD? 229 00:12:00,875 --> 00:12:02,285 WELL, LET'S DECIPHER IT, SHALL WE? 230 00:12:02,375 --> 00:12:06,915 THIS SYMBOL STANDS FOR... UM, WELL, THIS IS CLEARLY TOAST. 231 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:11,420 AS FOR THIS, WELL, UM, I'M NOT SURE WHAT THAT MEANS. 232 00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:15,750 HO HO! THE ANCIENT ONES HAVE STUMPED THE KNOW-IT-ALL EDD BOY. 233 00:12:15,833 --> 00:12:19,213 MY STUPID BROTHER DREW THIS, DIDN'T HE? 234 00:12:19,292 --> 00:12:22,962 OH, LOOK-- A MYSTERIOUS PASSAGEWAY! 235 00:12:23,042 --> 00:12:26,382 LET'S STAY CLOSE, NOW. NO DILLYDALLYING. 236 00:12:26,458 --> 00:12:29,038 Jimmy: OH, MY LEGS! 237 00:12:29,125 --> 00:12:30,745 AS WE ARE ABOUT TO ENTER 238 00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:34,213 THE GREAT CHAMBER OF THE SARCOPHAGUS! 239 00:12:34,292 --> 00:12:36,082 All: WHOA! 240 00:12:36,167 --> 00:12:37,787 Jimmy: IT'S BEAUTIFUL! 241 00:12:37,875 --> 00:12:39,665 WELCOME, INQUISITIVE TYPES, 242 00:12:39,750 --> 00:12:42,330 TO THE TOMB OF KING TUCK-YOUR-SHIRT-IN! 243 00:12:42,417 --> 00:12:46,287 ROLF'S PORRIDGE QUIVERS AT THIS BALONEY! 244 00:12:47,542 --> 00:12:49,962 SARAH, I'M FRIGHTENED! 245 00:12:50,042 --> 00:12:56,132 HIS MUMMIFIED CORPSE IN WAIT HERE LIES FOR US TO UNSEAL. 246 00:12:56,208 --> 00:12:58,668 A MUMMY? THAT'S SO ARCHAIC. 247 00:12:58,750 --> 00:13:00,080 BUT WHAT IF IT'S CURSED? 248 00:13:00,167 --> 00:13:01,787 NOT AT THESE PRICES, KID. 249 00:13:01,875 --> 00:13:03,455 ROLF, PLEASE HOLD THIS AS I ASSIST EDDY. 250 00:13:03,542 --> 00:13:07,542 OKEY-DOKEY. ROLF IS HUMBLED BY THIS HOOEY. 251 00:13:07,625 --> 00:13:10,995 [GRUNTING] 252 00:13:18,958 --> 00:13:19,788 AAH! 253 00:13:19,875 --> 00:13:22,075 HEY! HUH? 254 00:13:25,792 --> 00:13:27,172 [FOOTSTEPS] 255 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,250 OH, THERE HE IS. 256 00:13:28,333 --> 00:13:31,543 KING TUCK-HIS-SHIRT-IN, WE'VE BEEN WAITING. 257 00:13:31,625 --> 00:13:34,205 JUST GRABBING A BITE THERE, SHEIK. 258 00:13:34,292 --> 00:13:36,172 ALLEY-OOP! 259 00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:39,040 ACT LIKE A MUMMY, STUPID! 260 00:13:39,667 --> 00:13:41,207 [MOANING] 261 00:13:41,042 --> 00:13:42,792 Sarah: BORING! 262 00:13:42,875 --> 00:13:44,075 NO, WAIT! DON'T GO! 263 00:13:44,167 --> 00:13:46,827 I'LL MUMMIFY HIM MYSELF. YOU'LL SEE! 264 00:13:46,917 --> 00:13:49,167 WILL YOU LET GO? 265 00:13:49,250 --> 00:13:51,540 [ED LAUGHING] 266 00:13:51,625 --> 00:13:55,075 AH...AH...AH... 267 00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:57,207 AH-AHCHOO! 268 00:13:57,292 --> 00:13:59,002 Edd: AAH! 269 00:13:59,083 --> 00:14:00,133 [CRASH] 270 00:14:00,208 --> 00:14:02,128 DUSTY. GRR! 271 00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:04,128 THAT'S IT! 272 00:14:08,042 --> 00:14:10,382 NAH, HE AIN'T LOOKING AT US. 273 00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:13,168 THAT EYE'S JUST DRAWN ON. 274 00:14:13,250 --> 00:14:16,380 YOU WANNA MEET THE LOCALS? 275 00:14:16,458 --> 00:14:19,078 OK. 276 00:14:20,625 --> 00:14:21,705 ED, EDD, AND EDDY, 277 00:14:21,792 --> 00:14:27,002 I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET PLANK'S MOM AND HIS DAD. 278 00:14:28,750 --> 00:14:32,130 THEY'RE VISITING FROM OUT OF TOWN. 279 00:14:32,208 --> 00:14:32,998 UNH! 280 00:14:33,083 --> 00:14:36,463 WELL--HA HA!-- WHAT A SURPRISE. 281 00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:42,252 IT CERTAINLY IS A PLEASURE MEETING YOU, MR. AND MRS. PLANK. 282 00:14:42,333 --> 00:14:43,383 AHEM. 283 00:14:43,458 --> 00:14:45,128 Ed: HI. 284 00:14:45,208 --> 00:14:47,038 YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT? 285 00:14:47,125 --> 00:14:47,995 ALL RIGHTY. 286 00:14:48,083 --> 00:14:49,753 BUT AFTER YOU TAKE A FEW PICTURES, 287 00:14:49,833 --> 00:14:52,383 LET'S SAY WE RELAX A BIT, HUH? 288 00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:54,288 JONNY'S CRACKED! 289 00:14:54,375 --> 00:14:55,745 ISN'T THAT DARLING? 290 00:14:55,833 --> 00:14:59,133 JONNY'S CREATED AN IMAGINARY FAMILY FOR PLANK. 291 00:14:59,208 --> 00:15:01,328 Jonny: OK, YOU TWO SNAP AWAY. 292 00:15:01,417 --> 00:15:05,287 I'LL JUST BE OVER HERE. HOLLER IF YOU NEED ME! 293 00:15:05,375 --> 00:15:09,075 OH, BROTHER! UGH. 294 00:15:09,167 --> 00:15:10,997 JONNY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 295 00:15:11,083 --> 00:15:14,793 PLANK'S PARENTS ARE JUST "GO, GO, GO! 296 00:15:14,875 --> 00:15:17,035 GO, GO, GO, GO!" 297 00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:20,035 ME AND PLANK ARE POOPED. 298 00:15:20,125 --> 00:15:21,575 OH... 299 00:15:21,667 --> 00:15:23,207 FRET NOT, JONNY, 300 00:15:23,292 --> 00:15:24,632 FOR I, ED THE MUMMY, 301 00:15:24,708 --> 00:15:28,458 WILL SHOW PLANK'S VISITING PARENTS OUR NEIGHBORHOOD. 302 00:15:28,542 --> 00:15:30,752 YOU WILL? 303 00:15:30,833 --> 00:15:32,503 THEY'RE OVER THERE BY THE BOARDS, ED! 304 00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:35,423 WE'RE FREE, PLANK, FREE! 305 00:15:36,125 --> 00:15:37,495 OH, GOOD ONE, ED! 306 00:15:37,583 --> 00:15:39,043 WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO NOW-- 307 00:15:39,125 --> 00:15:41,535 CARRY THEM AROUND ALL DAY? 308 00:15:41,625 --> 00:15:42,995 UNFORTUNATELY, YES, EDDY. 309 00:15:43,083 --> 00:15:47,293 ED'S OVERZEALOUS OFFER HAS PUT HIM IN A POSITION OF RESPONSIBILITY. 310 00:15:47,375 --> 00:15:52,075 NOW, IF WE COULD ONLY FIND THEM. 311 00:15:52,792 --> 00:15:53,792 THIS STINKS! 312 00:15:53,875 --> 00:15:55,535 FOUND THEM! 313 00:15:56,458 --> 00:15:58,418 HELLO, MOTHER AND FATHER OF PLANK. 314 00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:00,460 REMEMBER ME? I AM ED, 315 00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:03,422 AND I WILL BE YOUR GUIDE TODAY. 316 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,830 THEY'RE HUNKS OF WOOD, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! 317 00:16:06,917 --> 00:16:08,037 JUST LEAVE THEM HERE. 318 00:16:08,125 --> 00:16:09,625 NO WAY, JOSE! 319 00:16:09,708 --> 00:16:11,208 EDDY, HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT? 320 00:16:11,292 --> 00:16:13,172 THEY MAY JUST BE HUNKS OF WOOD TO YOU, 321 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:16,540 BUT TO JONNY, THEY'RE PLANK'S PARENTS. 322 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,540 HUMPH! 323 00:16:19,625 --> 00:16:20,575 HUMPH! 324 00:16:20,667 --> 00:16:21,877 GO ON, THEN! 325 00:16:21,958 --> 00:16:24,788 I GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN BE SOME TOUR GUIDE 326 00:16:24,875 --> 00:16:27,785 TO A COUPLE OF FLOORBOARDS. HUH! 327 00:16:36,917 --> 00:16:39,077 HA HA! 328 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,290 A TOUR GUIDE! THAT'S IT! 329 00:16:47,375 --> 00:16:49,415 [TOILET FLUSHES] 330 00:16:50,208 --> 00:16:51,668 Edd: AND OVER TO OUR RIGHT, 331 00:16:51,750 --> 00:16:54,040 YOU'LL NOTICE AN EXQUISITE EXAMPLE 332 00:16:54,125 --> 00:16:56,035 OF ONE OF OUR INDIGENOUS ANTHILLS. 333 00:16:56,125 --> 00:16:58,205 ARDENT LITTLE THINGS, AREN'T THEY? 334 00:16:58,042 --> 00:17:03,172 OOH, AND HERE WE HAVE A PRODIGIOUS OLD OAK TREE. 335 00:17:03,250 --> 00:17:04,250 YES, INDEED. 336 00:17:04,333 --> 00:17:06,083 PERHAPS A RELATIVE, YES? 337 00:17:06,167 --> 00:17:08,127 OOH, AMUSING, DON'T YOU THINK? 338 00:17:08,208 --> 00:17:10,208 NOT FUNNY, DOUBLE D. 339 00:17:12,542 --> 00:17:15,212 MA AND PA PLANK! WHAT A CO-IN-KY-DINK! 340 00:17:15,292 --> 00:17:17,462 WELCOME TO EDDY'S DELUXE TOUR LINE-- 341 00:17:17,542 --> 00:17:20,132 THE SWANKIEST, HIPPEST, BUT NOT TOO EXPENSIVE 342 00:17:20,208 --> 00:17:22,128 TOUR LINE IN THE CUL-DE-SAC. 343 00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:23,458 WHAT'S THAT? 344 00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:25,172 COUNT YOU IN? 345 00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:26,540 RUN A TAB? 346 00:17:26,625 --> 00:17:28,165 JONNY'S GOOD FOR IT? 347 00:17:28,250 --> 00:17:29,580 WELL, LET'S SEE! 348 00:17:29,667 --> 00:17:31,207 50 CENTS EACH FOR THE TOUR, 349 00:17:31,292 --> 00:17:36,002 25 FOR THE BUS, AND A BUCK FOR ME. 350 00:17:37,042 --> 00:17:40,332 HEY, MONOBROW! GIVE ME A PUSH, WILL YA? 351 00:17:40,417 --> 00:17:41,537 CAN DO, EDDY! 352 00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:43,625 BUT I CANNOT JOIN IN YOUR MERRIMENT, 353 00:17:43,708 --> 00:17:48,458 FOR I AM RESPONSIBLE FOR PLANK'S MOMMY AND DADDY. 354 00:17:48,542 --> 00:17:52,292 HEY! HOLD IT ONE DARN SECOND THERE! 355 00:17:52,375 --> 00:17:55,035 ED! WAIT! WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 356 00:17:55,125 --> 00:17:57,165 DON'T YOU LEAVE ME HERE! 357 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,130 [GRUNTING] 358 00:17:58,208 --> 00:17:59,668 [ED WHIMPERING] 359 00:17:59,750 --> 00:18:02,040 WAIT! NEVER MIND! I'M FINE! 360 00:18:02,125 --> 00:18:03,705 ED-- 361 00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:08,788 EDDY KIDNAPPED MY RESPONSIBLES, DOUBLE D! 362 00:18:08,875 --> 00:18:09,955 [BRAKES SCREECH] 363 00:18:10,042 --> 00:18:12,882 BEHOLD THE GREAT MOUNTAINS OF CUL-DE-SAC-IA! 364 00:18:12,958 --> 00:18:17,078 IT TOOK A GAZILLION YEARS OF SLAG TO FORM THESE PUPPIES. 365 00:18:17,167 --> 00:18:20,247 NOTE THE STENCH-- PRICELESS. 366 00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:22,883 HA HA HA! 367 00:18:22,958 --> 00:18:24,038 WHAT'S THAT? 368 00:18:24,125 --> 00:18:27,625 SOUVENIRS? ALL YOU CAN BUY! 369 00:18:29,167 --> 00:18:33,037 UH, WE GOT AN OFFICIAL HAND-RUSTED MOUNTAIN PLATE, 370 00:18:33,125 --> 00:18:34,285 ONLY 50 CENTS. 371 00:18:34,375 --> 00:18:38,125 AND, UH...AW, WHO CARES? GET IT ANYWAYS. 372 00:18:38,208 --> 00:18:39,828 IT'S JONNY'S TREAT. HA HA HA! 373 00:18:39,917 --> 00:18:43,577 COME OUT, COME OUT, WHEREVER YOU ARE, MISTER! 374 00:18:43,667 --> 00:18:46,747 UNHAND PLANK'S MOMMY AND DADDY! 375 00:18:50,125 --> 00:18:54,455 ED, HIS ROOM IS THE LAST PLACE EDDY WOULD HAVE BROUGHT THEM. 376 00:18:54,542 --> 00:18:56,962 HELLO? WHAT'S THIS? 377 00:18:57,042 --> 00:19:00,832 QUICKLY, ED, WE'LL TRACK HIM THROUGH HIS CHEAP COLOGNE! 378 00:19:00,917 --> 00:19:03,167 INHALE ITS SCENT. GO ON! 379 00:19:04,292 --> 00:19:07,462 AND ONE MORE FOR GOOD MEASURE! 380 00:19:07,542 --> 00:19:08,752 MMM! 381 00:19:08,833 --> 00:19:11,253 [PANTING] 382 00:19:23,667 --> 00:19:24,997 FIND THE EDDY, ED! 383 00:19:25,083 --> 00:19:26,583 HANG ON TO YOUR SAWDUST, FOLKS. 384 00:19:26,667 --> 00:19:31,167 IT'S ONE OF A KIND, ONLY AT EDDY'S DELUXE TOUR LINES... 385 00:19:31,250 --> 00:19:34,080 A MANHOLE COVER! 386 00:19:34,167 --> 00:19:35,917 HA HA HA! 387 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:36,880 [THUD] 388 00:19:36,958 --> 00:19:37,828 Sarah: HEY! 389 00:19:37,917 --> 00:19:40,787 MOVE THIS STUPID BOX OUT OF MY WAY! 390 00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:41,995 IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAY! 391 00:19:42,083 --> 00:19:44,963 JUST RECENTLY ESCAPED FROM THE NEIGHBORHOOD ZOO, 392 00:19:45,042 --> 00:19:47,042 IT'S SARAH THE PROUD-MOUTHED BRAT 393 00:19:47,125 --> 00:19:49,455 AND THE DIAPER-RASH BOY JIMMY. 394 00:19:49,542 --> 00:19:50,712 [GROWLING] 395 00:19:50,792 --> 00:19:54,002 YOU TOLD HIM! I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND! 396 00:19:54,083 --> 00:19:55,793 YOU IDIOT! 397 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:59,630 HOW'S THAT FOR HOLIDAY EXCITEMENT? 398 00:20:12,917 --> 00:20:15,827 HMM? HERE, ED! TRACKS! 399 00:20:15,917 --> 00:20:17,827 Eddy: HA HA HA! 400 00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:19,667 EYEBALL THIS BEAUT-- 401 00:20:19,750 --> 00:20:23,580 THE WORLD'S OLDEST BLADE OF GRASS! 402 00:20:23,667 --> 00:20:24,417 AND THERE, 403 00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:26,500 THE WORLD'S LARGEST LITTERBOX-- 404 00:20:26,583 --> 00:20:27,583 A TOUR SPECIAL! 405 00:20:27,667 --> 00:20:29,167 I'LL JUST ADD IT TO THE TAB. 406 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:33,170 Edd: EDDY, RETURN PLANK'S PARENTS! 407 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,130 Ed: I PROMISED JONNY, EDDY! 408 00:20:35,208 --> 00:20:38,378 NO TIME FOR PHOTOS. GOTTA GO! 409 00:20:38,458 --> 00:20:39,878 HA HA HA! 410 00:20:39,958 --> 00:20:41,958 EDDY! 411 00:20:42,042 --> 00:20:44,132 HA HA HA! 412 00:20:44,208 --> 00:20:44,828 UH-OH! 413 00:20:44,917 --> 00:20:46,877 [BRAKES SCREECHING] 414 00:20:46,958 --> 00:20:49,378 WHOO-HOO! 415 00:20:50,167 --> 00:20:51,287 OOF! OW! 416 00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:55,205 AND NOW WE'RE ABOUT TO GO UNDER THE BIG MONKEY-BAR BRIDGE. 417 00:20:55,042 --> 00:20:57,002 DUCK! 418 00:21:00,667 --> 00:21:01,997 HELLO? 419 00:21:02,083 --> 00:21:05,383 GOOD LORD! 420 00:21:05,458 --> 00:21:07,128 AAH! 421 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,130 [EDDY SCREAMING] 422 00:21:10,208 --> 00:21:12,668 LOOK, DOUBLE D, THE BUS IS COMING. 423 00:21:12,750 --> 00:21:15,170 WE'VE GOT HIM NOW! 424 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,630 LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID TO PLANK'S MOMMY AND DADDY! 425 00:21:19,708 --> 00:21:21,708 WHO KNOWS WHAT THIS WILL DO TO JONNY 426 00:21:21,792 --> 00:21:22,962 WHEN HE SEES THIS, EDDY? 427 00:21:23,042 --> 00:21:26,252 HIS TIES TO REALITY ARE ALREADY TENUOUS AT BEST. 428 00:21:26,333 --> 00:21:29,833 Jonny: HOLY JUMPING BANANA BOATS! 429 00:21:29,917 --> 00:21:31,207 DON'T LOOK, PLANK! 430 00:21:31,292 --> 00:21:32,582 Eddy: RELAX, BALDY-- 431 00:21:32,667 --> 00:21:35,287 NOTHING A LITTLE GLUE AND A COUPLE OF NAILS WON'T FIX. 432 00:21:35,375 --> 00:21:40,325 ED, IS THIS YOUR IDEA OF SHOWING THEM A GOOD TIME? 433 00:21:40,417 --> 00:21:42,997 IT WASN'T ME, JONNY, HONEST! 434 00:21:43,083 --> 00:21:44,133 EDDY DID IT! 435 00:21:44,208 --> 00:21:47,828 YEP, I SHOWED THEM THE TIME OF THEIR LIFE, JONNY BOY, 436 00:21:47,917 --> 00:21:49,037 AND IT WASN'T CHEAP. 437 00:21:49,125 --> 00:21:51,035 I'LL JUST TOTAL UP YOUR BILL. 438 00:21:51,125 --> 00:21:52,325 CHA-CHING! 439 00:21:52,417 --> 00:21:54,327 HOW DO YOU WANT TO PAY FOR THIS, JONNY-- 440 00:21:54,417 --> 00:21:56,787 CASH OR CASH? 441 00:21:56,875 --> 00:21:57,705 EDDY... 442 00:21:57,792 --> 00:21:59,252 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'LL BE PAYING, 443 00:21:59,333 --> 00:22:00,253 SMARTY-PANTS! 444 00:22:00,333 --> 00:22:03,213 PLANK KNOWS PEOPLE! 445 00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:07,285 THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT. 446 00:22:07,375 --> 00:22:09,375 THEY'RE JUST HUNKS OF WOOD, FOR PETE'S SAKE! 447 00:22:09,458 --> 00:22:12,538 I WOULDN'T SAY THAT TOO LOUDLY, EDDY. 448 00:22:12,625 --> 00:22:13,495 [ED WHIMPERING] 449 00:22:13,583 --> 00:22:16,713 I THINK THEY'RE WATCHING US! 450 00:22:16,792 --> 00:22:19,252 MAKE THEM GO AWAY, DOUBLE D! 451 00:22:19,333 --> 00:22:20,753 MAKE THEM GO AWAY! 452 00:22:20,833 --> 00:22:23,003 MAN, THIS IS STUPID. 453 00:22:25,125 --> 00:22:26,375 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY 454 00:22:26,458 --> 00:22:28,788 TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 455 00:22:32,375 --> 00:22:34,035 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL 456 00:22:34,125 --> 00:22:35,415 CAPTIONING INSTITUTE 457 00:22:35,500 --> 00:22:37,670 --www.ncicap.org-- 458 00:22:41,792 --> 00:22:43,082 ♪ ED, EDD N EDDY 459 00:22:43,167 --> 00:22:46,037 BRRRRRR, YEAH!