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THAT'S SO TOTALLY RADICAL.
LOOKS LIKE A HOOT.
AND ONLY A QUARTER, TO BOOT.
I WANT TO TRY! I WANT TO TRY!
HOW ABOUT YOU, JIMMY?
I'M SO CHEEKY. I'LL PAY A QUARTER.
Ed: BETTER MOVE FAST,
BECAUSE NO ONE, AND I MEAN NO ONE,
CAN RESIST POPPING TRIPLE-E BUBBLE WRAP.
AIN'T THAT SO, DOUBLE-D?
OUR HIGH-END QUALITY RECYCLED BUBBLE WRAP
CAN PROVIDE INFINITE MOMENTS OF AMUSEMENT.
SHALL I DEMONSTRATE?
[PFFFFT]
WELL, FOR GOODNESS SAKES.
[BOOM]
YOW!
WHOA!
SO, WHO'S FIRST? ROLF?
ROLF? OK, ED BOY, LET ROLF HAVE A GO.
PLANK WANTS TO TRY, TOO, EDDY.
ED, BUBBLE WRAP, CHOP-CHOP!
A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME, MONSIEUR.
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?!
SHH...
NO MORE BUBBLE WRAP, EDDY!
DOUBLE-D POPPED ALL OF IT!
OH, SURE. EVIL DOUBLE-D
POPPED ALL OF YOUR SILLY BUBBLE WRAP
WITH HIS RANCOROUS RUMP.
HA HA. A BIT OF A RESTOCKING PROBLEM, FOLKS.
I'LL JUST CHECK WITH OUR SUPPLIER.
Ed: BUT I CAN'T DANCE, EDDY!
GET THE REST OF THAT BUBBLE WRAP
OUT OF YOUR SHED, LUMPY, QUICK!
OW!
Sarah: ED, GET OUT! SCRAM! OUT!
Ed: I'M SORRY! I JUST--WAIT, GUYS!
OOH! OOH!
SARAH'S GOT THE BACKYARD, EDDY.
WHO THE HECK DOES SHE THINK SHE IS?
BEFORE YOU PROCEED TO OPEN
THE PROVERBIAL PANDORA'S BOX,
ED'S EJECTION SHOULD HAVE BEEN
A CLEAR INDICATION AS TO OUR FATE.
LOOK OUT. I'LL GET THE STUPID BUBBLE WRAP.
OW! OOH! OW!
READ THE SIGN, WORTHLESS.
SEE?
"SARAH AND JIMMY'S RICH CLUB.
MEMBERS ONLY."
COMMONERS CAN BE SO DROLL.
DON'T YOU AGREE, COUNTESS SARAH?
PAY NO HEED TO THE TRASH, MASTER JIMMY.
HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
TA-TA.
MY, HOW FLAMBOYANT!
SEEMS SARAH AND JIMMY ARE ROLE-PLAYING,
USING THEIR IMAGINATION.
WHY, THEIR UNTUTORED RENDITION
OF AN OPULENT LIFESTYLE
IS ABSOLUTELY CHARMING.
TRASH?! WHERE DO THOSE DWEEBS GET OFF
HAVING A RICH CLUB?
I'M THE HEAD HONCHO OF RICH AROUND HERE.
HUH?
IF THEY WANT RICH, WE'LL SHOW THEM RICH.
[SNAP]
OH, BOY!
NOBODY KNOWS NOTHING LIKE EDDY!
I'M SO RICH, THEY CALL ME EDDY McRICH.
UNPREMEDITATED CREATIVITY.
WHAT A SPLENDID WAY TO SPEND AN AFTERNOON.
THANK YOU, KLAUS. THAT WILL BE ALL. YOU VEX ME.
THAT IS, UNLESS COUNTESS SARAH REQUIRES A TOP-UP.
NO MORE FOR ME, THANK YOU.
I'LL JUST BUY THE COMPANY,
AS I'M QUITE RICH.
HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
HA HA HA! OH, YOU'RE SIMPLY TOO SUBLIME.
Ed: ALLEY-UP!
JUST BACK FROM HIS SAFARI,
THE RICHEST RICH GUY TO RICH AROUND THE RICH--
EDDY McRICH!
HOLD STILL, YOU...
[PANTING]
I UNDERSTAND YOU HAVE A RICH CLUB.
HAS ANYONE GOT CHANGE FOR A MILLION-BUCK BILL?
Jimmy: DID YOU JUST HEAR ANYTHING, COUNTESS?
NOT A PEEP, MASTER JIMMY.
SILLY ME. IT MUST HAVE BEEN YOUR JEWELRY RATTLING.
HA HA HA HA!
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?
IGNORE THE RIFFRAFF, COUNTESS.
OUR YACHT IS ABOUT TO CROSS THE FINISH LINE.
Ed: ONE YACHT, HOLD THE ONIONS.
HAS OUR SHIP COME IN OR WHAT?
TEL THE CHEF TO COOK UP
SOME MORE OF THAT CAVIAR.
I'M PARCHED.
SAY, STEWARD, HOW'S MY FIRST-PLACE
YACHT-RACING TROPHY COMING ALONG?
IT LOOKS POLISHED AND VERY EXPENSIVE, ADMIRAL McRICH.
HEY, SIR LUMPY, SOUND THE HORN.
AYE-AYE, ADMIRAL McRICH.
[RUMBLING]
WE'RE SINKING!
LIFEBOATS!
WE FORGOT TO MAKE LIFEBOATS!
IT WASN'T ME, EDDY!
CARE TO NOSH ON SOME TRUFFLES
VEILED IN IMPORTED WHITE CHOCOLATE?
THAT'S RICHER THAN I AM!
HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
BY GEORGE, THAT'S IT!
I KNOW HOW WE CAN BECOME MEMBERS.
WE'LL DRESS UP AS GRANDPARENTS.
GRANDPARENTS ARE RICH IN EXPERIENCE
AND HAVE A WEALTH OF WISDOM.
OOH! OOH! LET ME, EDDY!
THAT IS STUPID, DOUBLE-D.
SO GLAD YOU COULD COME.
I WOULDN'T HAVE MISSED IT
FOR THE WORLD, DARLINGS.
CHARMING AS EVER, LADY NAZZ.
I'M SURE.
ANNOUNCE ROLF, LITTLE ONE,
AS THE DUKE OF DELI MEATS HAS ARRIVED.
Sarah: I THINK THEY CAN ALREADY SMELL YOU, ROLF.
[CLANGING AND SINGING]
PARDON ME, JONNY,
BUT THERE IS A COLANDER ON YOUR HEAD.
YEP. JUST LIKE RICH PEOPLE.
[CLANGING]
HE'S SO ECCENTRIC.
IS JOHNNY TRES CHICK OR WHAT?
UH...
OOH!
WELL, IT SEEMS SARAH AND JIMMY'S RICH CLUB
ISN'T AS EXCLUSIVE AS WE THOUGHT.
WE'RE JOINING THAT CLUB!
Sarah: OVER TO YOU, MASTER JIMMY.
COUNTESS SARAH.
[CLANG]
THIS POLO STUFF IS HARD
ON A GUY'S FANCY DUDS, HUH, PLANK?
Different voice: WE DON'T CARE BECAUSE WE'RE RICH.
[LAUGHTER]
[LAUGHTER STOPS]
THE NAME'S McRICH. HOW DO YOU DO?
WE'RE ALL WELL-TO-DO.
GRR...
[AHEM]
MIGHT I SEE YOUR INVITATIONS?
THANK YOU.
INVITATIONS?
INVITATION?
DOES A BELLY BUTTON COUNT?
THEY DON'T HAVE INVITATIONS!
MOVE IT OR LOSE IT, DORK.
Sarah: GREETINGS, SIR KEVIN.
AND HE'S NOT EVEN DRESSED RICH!
LIKE I'D EVER.
TAKE A HIKE, YOU FREELOADERS!
WE'RE STAYING RIGHT HERE!
NO SHIRT, NO SHOES, NO SERVICE.
OH, NO, YOU'RE NOT.
EDDY, MAYBE IT'S BEST WE ADMIT TO DEFEAT
AND RETREAT TO OUR CATCHPENNY STATUS IN LIFE.
COUNTESS SARAH, WAIT!
[WHISPERING]
MY, WHAT A RATHER UNFRIENDLY BREEZE WE HAVE HERE.
Sarah: CAPITAL IDEA, MASTER JIMMY!
GENTLEMEN, WE'VE DISCUSSED YOUR CREDENTIALS AND AGREED.
YOU THREE WILL MAKE FINE NEW MEMBERS TO OUR CLUB.
OH! WOW! ABSOLUTELY!
IT SURE WAS NICE OF THEM
TO THROW IN THESE CLOTHES, HUH, BOYS?
YEP, THIS MONKEY SUIT SCREAMS "HEAD HONCHO OF RICH."
SILLY ME. I'VE GONE AND LEFT MY HURDY-GURDY AT HOME.
DON'T FORGET YOUR HAT, MR. HONCHO.
WHOA!
YOU FORGOT YOUR HAT.
WHOA!
THEY'RE OFF!
OH!
MR. McRICH, GLAD YOU COULD DROP BY.
FANCY PAINTING SYSTEM
YOU'VE GOT THERE.
MASTER JIMMY AND I HAVE A TASK
FOR SOMEONE OF YOUR UPBRINGING.
Jimmy: YES, MR. McRICH.
I'VE BECOME BORED WITH THIS SPOT
AND URGENTLY NEED YOU
TO CARRY ME TO THAT SPOT.
WHY, CERTAINMUNDO.
AFTER ALL, WE RICH FOLKS SHOULD STICK TOGETHER.
HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
MISERABLE SUBORDINATE!
ROLF'S BELLY ACHES FOR SUSTENANCE!
ONE MOMENT, PLEASE.
SEEMS I'M BEING SUMMONED, LADY NAZZ.
DON'T SWEAT IT. I'LL HOLD IT TILL YOU GET BACK.
[MUTTERING]
AREN'T THEY CUTE, KEVIN?
[GULP GULP GULP]
HOLD THAT THOUGHT.
FOR A LITTLE TYKE, YOU'RE KIND OF HEFTY.
HERE WE ARE. AND A GRAND SPOT IT IS.
I'M PLEASANTLY CHARMED,
BUT I REQUIRE COMPANIONSHIP.
FETCH ME SARAH.
TWO'S COMPANY, BUT THREE'S HIGH SOCIETY.
GOTCHA.
HA HA HA!
A FINE ARRAY OF CANAPES
TO SOOTHE YOUR...BELLY.
WHAT IS THIS?
A TEENSY-WEENSY PITIFUL EXCUSE AT FOOD
FOR A DRIBBLING BABY?
THEY SEEMED APPROPRIATE.
YOU INSULT ROLF!
AAH!
GET SOMETHING MORE SUITED
TO ROLF'S ALMIGHTY STATURE!
I NEED SOMETHING
TO WASH IT DOWN WITH, DOUBLE-D.
[MUTTERING]
YO, VON STUPIDSTEIN.
SEE MY SHOE?
NICE.
TIE IT.
CAN DO.
ALL DONE. DEE-DI-DO.
OH...
MASTER JIMMY, THIS IS PERSNICKETY-BOO.
ISN'T IT SPLENDIFEROUS?
MR. McRICH, WE MUST SHARE THIS WITH THE OTHERS.
OTHERS?
SURE. OK.
LET'S SEE WHAT OUR FELLOW SOCIALITES ARE UP TO.
I THINK I'M STUCK.
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CLUE?
OH, MY! OH, DEAR!
OH, NO! YOW!
OW!
CLUMSY OAF!
WHERE ARE THE DUKE OF DELI MEATS' HARDY EDIBLES?
Jimmy: ROLF, JOIN US, WON'T YOU?
COME. TRAVEL TO THE MOST EXQUISITE SPOT
THAT MONEY CAN BUY.
IS THAT SO?
SAVE A WINDOW SEAT FOR THE DUKE, YES?
[EXCITED CONVERSATION]
Sarah: WELL, MR. McRICH, WE'RE WAITING.
I JUST FIGURED SOMETHING OUT, DOUBLE-D.
BEING RICH AIN'T THAT DIFFERENT
FROM BEING A TWO-BIT SERVANT.
AIN'T LIFE GRAND?
HA HA HA! READY?
WHEE!
I'M AS HAPPY AS THE DAY IS LONG, SARAH.
OK, YOU TELL ME, BECAUSE I'M STUMPED.
Sarah: YUMMY.
WELL, IF THEY CAN MAKE A CAKE OUT OF DIRT,
WE COULD MAKE A DONUT!
ME AND PLANK ARE MAKING A DONUT.
SO WHAT? WE WERE USING THAT!
DON'T YOU LIKE DONUTS?
HEE HEE HEE! ARE YOU A DONUT HATER?
WHOO-HOO!
GIVE IT TO ME!
YOU AND PLANK CAN GET YOUR OWN SHOVEL.
[RUMBLING]
YOU GOT PLANK WET.
CAN'T WE SHARE? PLEASE?
WE WERE HAVING SO MUCH FUN.
JONNY!
STOP IT! STOP IT, YOU TWO!
MY HEART IS SINKING INTO A SEA OF SADNESS.
IT'S THE MATCH OF THE CENTURY, HUH, LUMPY?
MAMMOTH MOUTH VERSUS GARGANTUAN HEAD.
NOT FOR ME, EDDY.
WITHOUT THE BUN, A SAUSAGE HAS NO HOME.
[SOUNDS OF FIGHTING]
I'M SO UNHAPPY.
[CRYING]
HA HA HA HA!
JIMMY'S UPSET.
PERHAPS I CAN HELP.
OH, NO, YOU DON'T.
IF THERE'S ANY HELPING-DOING AROUND HERE,
WE DO IT FOR CASH, BECAUSE THAT'S HOW WE WORK.
WORK THAT BODY. WORK THAT BODY.
DON'T YOU GO AND HURT NOBODY.
Edd: ARE WE ALL SET, GENTLEMEN?
[CRYING]
Edd: HAVING A BAD DAY, FRIEND?
KISS THAT SOURPUSS GOOD-BYE, JIMMY BOY,
BECAUSE IT'S NOTHING BUT GOOD TIMES AT SMILEYVILLE.
SMILEYVILLE?
CAST AWAY THOSE MELANCHOLY BLUES.
EXIT YOUR CAVE OF DESPAIR.
AND GET READY FOR A DAY
OF MERRIMENT AND JOLLITY.
"FRIENDLY FERRIS WHEEL.
"A TEDDY BEAR'S PICNIC.
A CANDY LANE!"
YOU'RE LOOKING CHIPPER ALREADY.
BUT LIKE IN REAL LIFE,
HAPPINESS COSTS DOUGH, MY FRIEND.
A MEASLY QUARTER IS ALL IT TAKES.
WORTH EVERY PENNY, FRIEND.
ALLOW ME.
YOU GUYS ARE THE GREATEST.
THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!
HAVE FUN, JIMMY.
A MERRY HEART GOES ALL DAY.
TA-TA!
OH, EDDY, I THINK JIMMY'S GOING TO LOVE
ALL THAT HARD WORK YOU AND ED DID
INSIDE SMILEYVILLE.
LET'S GO GET A JAWBREAKER
BEFORE HE FINDS OUT.
FRIENDLY FERRIS WHEEL, HERE I COME.
HUH?
[FLIES BUZZING]
[JIMMY CRYING]
[COUGH]
TODAY ROLF IS FORCED TO CELEBRATE
HIS TRADITIONAL THANK-YOU
TO THE NOBLE GUARDIAN PIGEON.
IF ONLY I HAD A GUARDIAN PIGEON.
HUG ME, ROLF.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
SOMEONE MAY BE LOOKING.
[WHIMPERING]
BUT I'VE HAD A HORRIBLE DAY,
FILLED WITH CONFLICT, TURMOIL,
AND EDDY, WHO TRICKED ME OUT OF ALL MY MONEY.
SON OF A GUN. THE ED BOY?
HE HAS NOW JUST DEFACED
2 JOVIAL MOODS, YES?
MAKE A FUNNY FACE, BOY JIMMY,
FOR THE SPIRIT OF THE GUARDIAN PIGEON
SHALL DISGRACE ITSELF
ON THE HEAD OF THIS MISCHIEF-MAKER!
WHERE ARE WE GOING, ROLF?
ASK NO QUESTIONS.
COME, WILFRED.
[GRUNTING]
I SWEAR I JUST HAD IT!
MAYBE I DROPPED IT!
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, FIND THAT QUARTER, DOUBLE-D!
EDDY, REMEMBER?
YOU GAVE THE QUARTER TO ED FOR SAFEKEEPING.
WHAT AM I, NUTS?
HA HA HA HA!
NOW, EDDY, BE GENTLE.
ED!
[SNIFFING]
MOOLAH.
BUT, EDDY... WHAT ABOUT ED?
TREE.
LEAVES.
CASH.
IT'S A MONEY TREE! WHOO-HOO!
HOO HOO HOO!
I'M RICH!
AND IT'S ALL MINE!
Rolf: STOP, YOU!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ROLF'S MONEY TREE?
YOURS? HA.
LET ME JUST HAVE A LITTLE.
YOU CAN GROW SOME MORE.
IT'S A MONEY TREE, FOR PETE'S SAKE!
Rolf: WHAT DO YOU THINK, BOY JIMMY?
OH.
"WHY NOT GIVE HIM A MAGIC MONEY SEED
"SO EDDY CAN GROW HIS OWN MONEY TREE
IN ONLY 3 DAYS?"
YEAH! WHAT HE SAID!
BOY, OH, BOY.
ROLF IS VERY UNSURE OF THIS.
ROLF CANNOT GIVE
THE MONEY TREE SEED TO THE ED BOY.
COULD HE?
OH, WHAT TO DO? WHAT TO DO?
I'D GIVE YOU ANYTHING FOR IT! NAME IT! IT'S YOURS!
ANYTHING? HMM...WELL...
THIS IS JUST OFF THE TOP OF ROLF'S HEAD,
BUT ROLF WOULD LIKE...
ALL YOUR WORLDLY POSSESSIONS.
YOU GOT IT.
NO CHANGING YOUR MIND. TOO LATE. IT'S A DEAL.
VERY GOOD. ROLF WILL WAIT
AT HIS DWELLING, YES?
HOO HOO HOO!
WOWIE WOW!
THE GUARDIAN PIGEON IS WATCHING OVER ME, ROLF!
TOLERATE DELAY, NAUSEATINGLY CUTE ONE,
AS THE GUARDIAN PIGEON HAS YET
TO DROP ITS FULL LOAD.
Ed: HA HA HA! THAT TICKLES!
HA HA HA HA!
DOUBLE-D, YOU AIN'T GONNA BELIEVE THIS!
ROLF'S GOT THIS TREE, AND IT GROWS CASH!
AND ROLF'S GIVING ME A SEED!
I'LL BE RICH!
CALM DOWN, EDDY. YOU'RE IN A LATHER.
ED! MUSCLE.
[EDDY LAUGHING]
EDDY, WAIT. I'M CONFUSED.
Rolf: ROLF COULD PATCH A ROOF
WITH THE BRAIN OF THAT ED BOY.
HOW GULLIBLE CAN YOU GET?
COME, POOFY-HAIRED ONE, AND SEE THE WISDOM
OF THE GUARDIAN PIGEON.
WHAT AN EFFORTLESS ATTEMPT AT REPRODUCING COMMON CURRENCY,
NOT TO MENTION A COMPLETE WASTE
OF AN OTHERWISE FINE SOUP LABEL.
I'VE REALLY GOT TO LEARN TO STOP TALKING TO MYSELF.
YOU KNOW, ROLF, I HAVE
SOME SKIN MOISTURIZERS
YOU REALLY MUST TRY.
THANK YOU, NO. ROLF IS GOOD.
Eddy: HERE YOU GO, DRACULA--
EVERYTHING I OWN IN THIS WHOLE STINKING WORLD.
NOW GIVE ME THAT SEED. COME ON. GIVE ME IT.
OUCH.
A DEAL IS A DEAL.
I'M RICH!
LET'S PLANT ME A NEST EGG, ED!
GOLD!
MY CHEEKS ARE CRAMPING, I'M SO GIDDY.
THIS IS THE BESTEST DAY I'VE EVER HAD!
LET'S CELEBRATE WITH COOKIES AND MILK, ROLF!
COOKIES AND MILK? DO YOU WISH ROLF RIDICULED
AT THE SIGN OF THE SHEPHERD SOCIAL CLUB?
COME. LET US STUFF INNARDS INTO THE MEMBRANE OF A SOW.
EDDY!
Ed: THIS IS FUN!
[BOARDS CREAKING]
LOOK AT ME.
HAVE YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER
SEEN WHAT YOU'VE DONE, EDDY?
BECAUSE WHEN THEY DO,
YOU'LL PAY FOR THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR GREED!
YES, HE WILL, DOUBLE-D,
BECAUSE EDDY'S GOING TO BUY THEM A NEW HOUSE.
'CAUSE I GOT A MAGIC MONEY TREE SEED!
AND WHEN IT SPROUTS,
I'LL BUY YOU A NEW HAT.
WHAT, WITH THIS, EDDY?
A CRUDELY DRAWN BANK NOTE
ON THE BACK OF A SOUP LABEL?
NO. WITH THE OODLES OF DOUGH
FROM MY MONEY TREE! HA HA HA!
THAT IS NOT A SEED, EDDY.
THAT IS A DISCARDED SPOOL.
THEY HAD THE NERVE TO FLEECE ME?!
WELL, TWO CAN PLAY AT THIS GAME.
QUICK! I GOT A PLAN.
A PLAN, I SAID!
I CAN'T, EDDY!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU CAN'T?
BECAUSE I DESPERATELY NEED TO USE THE LAVATORY--
AN UNFORTUNATE REACTION TO THE STRESSFUL SITUATION, I'M SURE.
YOU STILL GOT ME, EDDY.
BOY, AIN'T I LUCKY?
[JIMMY HUMMING]
BOY JIMMY...
WHEN MIGHT YOU BE GOING HOME?
Eddy: HOLY COW!
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS?
IT'S A BUSH THAT GROWS MEAT!
LET'S GET SOME GRAVY!
Different voice: YEP. EVEN ME,
AS DOUBLE-D FINDS THIS
REALLY KIND OF LOGICAL.
Eddy: YOU SAID IT, DOUBLE-D!
I JUST USED THIS MAGIC MEAT-GROWING DIRT!
I'LL TAKE EVERYTHING YOU GOT FOR A TRADE, HUH?
HA HA HA! THIS FOOL THINKS
ROLF AND BOY JIMMY WILL FALL FOR HIS SHENANIGANS?
GOOFY GRAPE!
MANURE BOY!
Edd: WELL, WELL, WELL.
SEEMS ONE CAN'T TEND TO THEIR NATURAL FUNCTIONS
WITHOUT BEING REPLACED
BY SOME RAGTAG HAND PUPPET!
Eddy: HOLD THIS.
OH, DEAR. I FELL.
GIVE ME BACK MY STUFF!
YOU JERKS RIPPED ME OFF!
ED BOY, PLEASE STOP. I BEG OF YOU.
YOU WILL WAKE NANA. SILENCE, YES?
THANK YOU.
SILENCE? I'LL GIVE YOU SILENCE!
WHO'S THERE? WHO'S THERE?
WHO IS THERE?
Rolf: ED, BOY, HAVE MERCY. FORGIVE ROLF,
AND ROLF WILL MAKE GOOD BY GIVING YOU
THE REAL MONEY TREE SEED.
REAL MONEY TREE SEED?
OH, PLEASE.
DO YOU REALLY THINK EDDY WOULD FALL FOR THAT OLD--
Eddy: DEAL!
I'M RICH!
HA HA HA!
AND IT'S MINE, ALL MINE!
HEE HEE HEE!
EVEN I AM NOT THAT DUMB, DOUBLE-D.
HA HA HA HA!
AN IRIS-IN WOULD BE APPROPRIATE, DON'T YOU THINK?
THANK YOU.
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