1 00:00:05,042 --> 00:00:09,462 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 2 00:00:28,583 --> 00:00:31,583 BL-BL-BL-BL-YEAH. 3 00:00:38,958 --> 00:00:41,958 - [SNORING] 4 00:00:47,042 --> 00:00:49,882 - [WHISTLING] 5 00:00:49,958 --> 00:00:51,998 - [SNORING] 6 00:00:52,083 --> 00:00:53,083 - [GRUNTING] 7 00:00:53,167 --> 00:00:54,827 - [SNORING] 8 00:00:54,917 --> 00:00:57,077 [CRASH] 9 00:00:57,792 --> 00:00:59,502 - WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT? 10 00:00:59,583 --> 00:01:01,423 [LOUD BANGING] 11 00:01:05,083 --> 00:01:08,003 - SOMEBODY'S IN THE KITCHEN, LEE! 12 00:01:09,500 --> 00:01:11,960 - AHA! 13 00:01:12,958 --> 00:01:14,038 HEY, WHERE YOU GOING? 14 00:01:14,125 --> 00:01:17,705 - YEAH! WE AIN'T DONE WITH YOU YET! 15 00:01:17,792 --> 00:01:18,582 - TYPICAL. 16 00:01:18,667 --> 00:01:21,417 WHOEVER IT WAS SURE IS A SLOB. 17 00:01:21,500 --> 00:01:25,540 - WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE GOOD ONES THAT GET AWAY? 18 00:01:26,208 --> 00:01:29,128 - THAT CRUMB AIN'T WORTH SHEDDING TEARS OVER, MARIE. 19 00:01:29,208 --> 00:01:30,128 - YEAH. HIS LOSS. 20 00:01:30,208 --> 00:01:34,078 IT'S GONNA TAKE MAY FOREVER TO CLEAN THIS MESS. 21 00:01:34,167 --> 00:01:38,417 - HEH HEH. MAY. GOOD ONE. HEH HEH HEH. 22 00:01:45,167 --> 00:01:48,327 - HOLY TOLEDO! - HOLY TOLEDO! 23 00:01:48,417 --> 00:01:50,457 - WAIT! LET ME! 24 00:01:50,542 --> 00:01:51,292 LET GO! 25 00:01:51,375 --> 00:01:53,455 - NO! IT'S MINE! 26 00:01:53,542 --> 00:01:54,542 - I GOT IT! 27 00:01:54,625 --> 00:01:55,455 - BACK OFF! 28 00:01:55,542 --> 00:01:58,042 - ENOUGH ALREADY! 29 00:01:58,125 --> 00:02:01,495 SOMEBODY SHANGHAIED OUR SHIP INNA BOTTLE! 30 00:02:01,583 --> 00:02:03,133 - IT'S OUR FAMILY HEIRLOOM. 31 00:02:03,208 --> 00:02:05,288 WE USED TO PLAY WITH IT ON BATH NIGHT 32 00:02:05,375 --> 00:02:08,075 IN THE OLD HOMESTEAD. 33 00:02:08,167 --> 00:02:10,787 - I SAY WE CALL THE COPS! 34 00:02:10,875 --> 00:02:14,325 - WHAT NUMBER DO YOU DIAL FOR 911? 35 00:02:16,292 --> 00:02:17,292 - NO COPS. 36 00:02:17,375 --> 00:02:20,285 I SAY WE PAY OUR NEIGHBORS A LITTLE VISIT 37 00:02:20,375 --> 00:02:23,995 AND FIND OUR BOTTLE KANKER STYLE. 38 00:02:24,083 --> 00:02:27,043 HEH HEH HEH. 39 00:02:28,042 --> 00:02:33,922 - ROLF'S GIANT WIENER WILL FETCH A PRETTY PENNY AT THE MARKET, YES, VICTOR? 40 00:02:34,417 --> 00:02:36,457 HUH? VICTOR? 41 00:02:36,542 --> 00:02:37,672 WHY HAVE YOU STOPPED? 42 00:02:37,750 --> 00:02:40,210 [SQUEALING] 43 00:02:41,958 --> 00:02:43,708 [BAWKING] 44 00:02:55,708 --> 00:02:59,668 HAVE MERCY ON OUR MISERABLE SOULS! 45 00:03:02,042 --> 00:03:06,042 - I BELIEVE THIS BELONGS TO YOU. 46 00:03:06,125 --> 00:03:08,125 - [MUTTERING] 47 00:03:09,042 --> 00:03:10,882 - HA HA HA! 48 00:03:10,958 --> 00:03:12,708 - SLEEPWALKING AGAIN? 49 00:03:12,792 --> 00:03:15,132 UH, WE'LL HAVE THAT VACATED ASAP, KEVIN. 50 00:03:15,208 --> 00:03:17,828 - LUCKY FOR YOU DORKS I GOT CHORES TO DO, 51 00:03:17,917 --> 00:03:20,037 OR I WOULD HAVE HAD TO POUND YOU. 52 00:03:20,125 --> 00:03:22,035 - OH, ED. ED. 53 00:03:22,125 --> 00:03:25,245 RISE AND SHINE, SLEEPYHEAD. 54 00:03:26,458 --> 00:03:29,128 [BLARING] 55 00:03:29,625 --> 00:03:33,785 - PRIVATE DO NOT ENTER IS READY FOR DUTY, CHIEF! 56 00:03:33,875 --> 00:03:37,035 - ED, YOU SEEM TO HAVE GARNERED A MEMENTO 57 00:03:37,125 --> 00:03:39,625 FROM YOUR SLUMBERED STROLL. 58 00:03:39,708 --> 00:03:40,578 - I DID? 59 00:03:40,667 --> 00:03:43,127 - AIN'T YOU CAUSED ENOUGH TROUBLE? 60 00:03:43,750 --> 00:03:44,750 IT'S JUNK. 61 00:03:44,833 --> 00:03:46,463 GET RID OF IT. 62 00:03:47,917 --> 00:03:49,167 - IT LIKES ME, EDDY. 63 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:52,130 - INANIMATE OBJECTS DON'T LIKE, ED. 64 00:03:52,208 --> 00:03:53,378 - HMM? 65 00:03:53,458 --> 00:03:54,878 - JUST AS I SUSPECTED, EDDY. 66 00:03:54,958 --> 00:03:57,458 - ED'S SWOLLEN FINGER WILL THWART ANY ATTEMPT 67 00:03:57,542 --> 00:03:58,632 AT REMOVING THIS BOTTLE. 68 00:03:58,708 --> 00:04:00,998 - WELL, I'LL GIVE IT A THWART. 69 00:04:01,083 --> 00:04:02,963 [LOUD BANGING] 70 00:04:03,042 --> 00:04:05,382 [CACKLING] 71 00:04:12,167 --> 00:04:14,537 - WHAT'S THEIR PROBLEM? 72 00:04:15,167 --> 00:04:17,457 - IT'S A KANKER HISSY FIT! 73 00:04:17,542 --> 00:04:19,832 - AAH! 74 00:04:22,042 --> 00:04:24,082 - GET AWAY FROM ME! AAH! 75 00:04:24,167 --> 00:04:25,207 JIMMY! 76 00:04:25,292 --> 00:04:29,292 - IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT! 77 00:04:29,833 --> 00:04:32,043 - MAKE IT EASY ON YOURSELF, CURLICUE, 78 00:04:32,125 --> 00:04:33,075 AND COUGH IT UP. 79 00:04:33,167 --> 00:04:36,207 - LET'S JUST FIND IT THE HARD WAY, LEE. 80 00:04:36,292 --> 00:04:39,082 - COUGH? HARD WAY? 81 00:04:40,167 --> 00:04:42,287 - UGH! LET GO OF IT, STUPID! 82 00:04:42,375 --> 00:04:44,035 - IT'S A FIGHTER, EDDY! 83 00:04:44,125 --> 00:04:45,415 - IF I MIGHT MAKE A SUGGESTION... 84 00:04:45,500 --> 00:04:48,540 - IT'S UNDER CONTROL! BACK OFF! 85 00:04:48,625 --> 00:04:49,825 - BUT, EDDY, THIS IS SIMPLE. 86 00:04:49,917 --> 00:04:52,207 - I SAID IT'S UNDER CONTROL! 87 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:53,832 AAH! 88 00:04:56,125 --> 00:04:57,575 OW! 89 00:05:01,500 --> 00:05:03,290 - EDDY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 90 00:05:03,375 --> 00:05:07,245 - HA HA! ONE BOTTLE, HOLD ED'S FINGER. 91 00:05:07,333 --> 00:05:08,133 WHAT THE-- 92 00:05:08,208 --> 00:05:09,458 - EDDY, WOULDN'T IT BE EASIER 93 00:05:09,542 --> 00:05:12,882 IF WE JUST DABBED A LITTLE SOAP ON ED'S FINGER AND-- 94 00:05:12,958 --> 00:05:13,958 - SOAP! 95 00:05:14,042 --> 00:05:17,502 YUCK! FRESH! GAH! NASTY! 96 00:05:17,583 --> 00:05:19,173 NO SOAP! 97 00:05:19,250 --> 00:05:21,750 AAH! 98 00:05:21,833 --> 00:05:23,753 - GET BACK HERE! 99 00:05:23,833 --> 00:05:24,923 - UH, PARDON US, KEVIN. 100 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:27,920 - IF I SEE YOU ONE MORE TIME, I'LL-- 101 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:28,830 DORKS. 102 00:05:28,917 --> 00:05:30,997 [ENGINE STARTS] 103 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,170 - BAD SOAP. EVIL SOAP. 104 00:05:37,250 --> 00:05:40,130 SLIPPERY, SUDSY, SCARY SOAP. 105 00:05:40,208 --> 00:05:42,958 - [PANTING] 106 00:05:43,042 --> 00:05:45,582 - OK, ED. YOU WIN. 107 00:05:45,667 --> 00:05:47,877 - [PANTING] 108 00:05:48,375 --> 00:05:49,995 - SEE? SOAP'S GONE. 109 00:05:50,083 --> 00:05:54,213 - WELL, TECHNICALLY, YOU JUST MOVED IT BEHIND MY-- 110 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:56,790 - HUH? 111 00:05:56,875 --> 00:05:57,915 - COME HERE, YOU! 112 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,380 - AAH! AAH! AAH! 113 00:06:00,458 --> 00:06:02,418 - LET GO! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? 114 00:06:02,500 --> 00:06:04,790 SOAP HIM! SOAP HIM! 115 00:06:04,875 --> 00:06:07,035 - NOT GOOD. NOT GOOD. 116 00:06:07,125 --> 00:06:08,575 - COME ON! 117 00:06:09,333 --> 00:06:10,923 WAIT! 118 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:13,040 HE'S PUTTY IN MY HANDS. 119 00:06:13,125 --> 00:06:14,785 SOAP HIM! SOAP! 120 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:16,575 AAH! OOH! 121 00:06:16,667 --> 00:06:17,747 - I DISPENSE WITH YOU, 122 00:06:17,833 --> 00:06:20,583 DISGUSTING DETERGENT OF THE DEEP, 123 00:06:20,667 --> 00:06:26,747 FOR I, ED, CAN REMOVE THE BOTTLE WITH STICKY TAPE. 124 00:06:27,542 --> 00:06:30,132 - STICKY TAPE? 125 00:06:30,208 --> 00:06:31,038 - STICK? 126 00:06:31,125 --> 00:06:33,245 YOU'RE ALREADY STUCK, NUMSKULL. 127 00:06:33,333 --> 00:06:35,503 - AND YOUR POINT IS? 128 00:06:35,583 --> 00:06:36,633 - THIS IS STUPID. 129 00:06:36,708 --> 00:06:38,168 - ED MAY HAVE SOMETHING, EDDY. 130 00:06:38,250 --> 00:06:40,880 NOTHING VENTURED, NOTHING GAINED, YOU KNOW. 131 00:06:40,958 --> 00:06:43,918 - JUST FOLLOW MY SMELL, BUCKO. 132 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:45,330 - I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE! 133 00:06:45,417 --> 00:06:47,127 - CRAZY, MAN, CRAZY! 134 00:06:47,208 --> 00:06:50,498 - RUN FOR THE HILLS, PLANK! 135 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:54,000 - HELLO? 136 00:06:54,083 --> 00:06:55,793 - ED, WOULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN MORE POLITE 137 00:06:55,875 --> 00:06:58,455 TO KNOCK BEFORE ENTERING YOUR SISTER'S ROOM? 138 00:06:58,542 --> 00:07:01,292 - SHH. I'M IN THE ZONE, DOUBLE D. 139 00:07:01,375 --> 00:07:03,125 STICKY TAPE! 140 00:07:03,208 --> 00:07:04,038 - ED! 141 00:07:04,125 --> 00:07:05,495 GET OUT OF MY ROOM NOW! 142 00:07:05,583 --> 00:07:08,423 CAN'T YOU SEE I'M HIDING OVER HERE? 143 00:07:08,500 --> 00:07:12,920 - CAN WE GET RID OF THIS BOTTLE OR WHAT? 144 00:07:13,750 --> 00:07:16,960 - AND WHERE EXACTLY ARE WE GOING NOW, EDDY? 145 00:07:17,042 --> 00:07:19,832 - YOUR PLACE. WHERE ELSE? 146 00:07:22,625 --> 00:07:25,075 - I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO-- 147 00:07:25,167 --> 00:07:26,707 HUH? 148 00:07:26,792 --> 00:07:29,212 - I DON'T HAVE A GOOD FEELING ABOUT THIS. 149 00:07:29,292 --> 00:07:30,582 - OK, ED. JUMP. 150 00:07:30,667 --> 00:07:32,497 - WAIT! YOU DON'T SUPPOSE THE TAPE 151 00:07:32,583 --> 00:07:34,003 WILL LEAVE ANY UNSIGHTLY RESIDUE? 152 00:07:34,083 --> 00:07:36,003 I MEAN, MOTHER HAS THE EYES OF A HAWK 153 00:07:36,083 --> 00:07:38,083 WHEN IT COMES TO ADHESIVE RESIN. 154 00:07:38,167 --> 00:07:40,077 - RELAX. I'M ON IT. 155 00:07:40,167 --> 00:07:43,537 - UH! AAH! 156 00:07:44,125 --> 00:07:44,785 - OH, DEAR. 157 00:07:44,875 --> 00:07:45,745 - DON'T SWEAT IT, ED. 158 00:07:45,833 --> 00:07:47,883 MY DAD'S GOT A HACKSAW. 159 00:07:47,958 --> 00:07:49,288 HUH? 160 00:07:55,792 --> 00:07:56,382 - WELL? 161 00:07:56,458 --> 00:07:57,788 - IT AIN'T HERE, LEE. 162 00:07:57,875 --> 00:08:04,125 - OUR SHIP INNA BOTTLE IS GONE FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER. 163 00:08:09,125 --> 00:08:10,875 - THAT'S CRAZY TALK, MAY. 164 00:08:10,958 --> 00:08:11,998 SNAP OUT OF IT. 165 00:08:12,083 --> 00:08:15,503 WE'RE FINDING OUR SHIP INNA BOTTLE IF IT KILLS YOU. 166 00:08:15,583 --> 00:08:16,963 NOW GET OUT THERE! 167 00:08:17,042 --> 00:08:19,212 WE GOT PEOPLE'S LIVES TO WRECK. 168 00:08:19,292 --> 00:08:21,172 - [MUMBLING] 169 00:08:21,250 --> 00:08:22,170 WAIT! 170 00:08:22,250 --> 00:08:25,750 I KNOW WHO'S GOT A SHIP IN A BOTTLE. 171 00:08:25,833 --> 00:08:28,583 - IS THAT SO? 172 00:08:28,667 --> 00:08:29,997 - HUH HUH HUH. 173 00:08:30,083 --> 00:08:32,133 - SOMETIMES THE MOST PERPLEXING OF RIDDLES 174 00:08:32,208 --> 00:08:35,958 CAN BE SOLVED WITH A SIMPLE COUNTERCLOCKWISE TURN. 175 00:08:36,042 --> 00:08:38,172 - HUH HUH HUH HUH! 176 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:39,500 - WHAT A LOAD OF BUNK. 177 00:08:39,583 --> 00:08:40,543 [DOORBELL RINGS] 178 00:08:40,625 --> 00:08:41,285 - FUNNY, EDDY. 179 00:08:41,375 --> 00:08:43,665 - NOW, WHO COULD THAT BE? 180 00:08:43,750 --> 00:08:45,750 GOOD DAY, AND HOW MAY I HELP-- 181 00:08:45,833 --> 00:08:50,133 - A LITTLE BIRDIE TOLD US YOU HAVE SOMETHING OF OURS. 182 00:08:50,208 --> 00:08:53,828 [ED LAUGHING] 183 00:08:56,167 --> 00:08:59,127 [HEARTBEAT] 184 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:04,170 [HEARTBEAT QUICKENS] 185 00:09:05,375 --> 00:09:07,665 - OH, LORD! THAT SHIP IN A BOTTLE 186 00:09:07,750 --> 00:09:09,420 BELONGS TO THE KANKERS! 187 00:09:09,500 --> 00:09:13,170 - KANKERS?! EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF! 188 00:09:13,250 --> 00:09:16,000 - WHO? WHAT? WHERE? WHY? 189 00:09:16,083 --> 00:09:18,463 - I GOT HIM. I GOT HIM! 190 00:09:19,458 --> 00:09:21,878 - UH-HUH. 191 00:09:25,333 --> 00:09:26,883 - ALL THEY WANT IS THE BOTTLE, ED. 192 00:09:26,958 --> 00:09:29,788 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM, LUMPY. 193 00:09:29,875 --> 00:09:33,205 - OH, THAT'S REAL BRAVE OF YOU, EDDY. 194 00:09:33,042 --> 00:09:34,172 - WHAT? 195 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,420 - WHY SHOULD ED SACRIFICE HIMSELF? 196 00:09:36,500 --> 00:09:37,880 - HE TOOK THE BOTTLE. 197 00:09:37,958 --> 00:09:39,998 - OH, LOOK. A SPONGE. 198 00:09:40,083 --> 00:09:41,173 - SHH. WHAT'S THAT? 199 00:09:41,250 --> 00:09:42,290 DO YOU HEAR IT? 200 00:09:42,375 --> 00:09:44,705 [CLANKING] 201 00:09:49,917 --> 00:09:51,787 - OOPS! OH, HEY. 202 00:09:51,875 --> 00:09:53,455 LOOK WHAT WE FOUND. 203 00:09:53,542 --> 00:09:55,172 YEAH. 204 00:09:58,042 --> 00:10:01,002 - WE'RE A FAMILY AGAIN, GIRLS. 205 00:10:01,083 --> 00:10:02,583 - AWW! 206 00:10:02,667 --> 00:10:03,917 QUIT HOGGING IT, LEE! 207 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:05,170 - YEAH! GIVE IT TO ME! 208 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:06,460 I WANT TO HOLD IT! 209 00:10:06,542 --> 00:10:09,292 - AGREEMENT! IT'S MINE! 210 00:10:09,917 --> 00:10:12,167 [YELLING] 211 00:10:14,167 --> 00:10:18,037 - I THINK THAT WAS THE KANKERS' BOTTLE, EDDY. 212 00:10:18,125 --> 00:10:20,825 - YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE CONFUSED HERE, ED. 213 00:10:20,917 --> 00:10:23,497 HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT WE'VE COME OUT OF THIS 214 00:10:23,583 --> 00:10:25,213 VIRTUALLY UNSCATHED? 215 00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:26,502 - ARE WE LUCKY OR WHAT? 216 00:10:26,583 --> 00:10:31,173 - WE MUST BE GETTING GOOD AT THIS, HUH, GUYS? 217 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:35,170 FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! OF ALL THE-- 218 00:10:35,250 --> 00:10:37,710 - AW, JUST LIKE OLD TIMES. 219 00:10:37,792 --> 00:10:40,542 - WELL, THAT SENSE OF CONFIDENCE DIDN'T LAST LONG. 220 00:10:40,625 --> 00:10:42,075 - DO SOMETHING, WILL YOU? 221 00:10:42,167 --> 00:10:43,377 - I KNOW JUST THE THING, EDDY. 222 00:10:43,458 --> 00:10:45,958 A LITTLE DAB OF SOAP WILL DO THE TRICK. 223 00:10:46,042 --> 00:10:47,672 - AND I WILL FETCH THE KANKERS, 224 00:10:47,750 --> 00:10:50,420 AS THEY ARE WHIZZES AT STUCK FINGERS. 225 00:10:50,500 --> 00:10:52,500 - NO! WAIT! ED! 226 00:10:52,583 --> 00:10:54,833 AAH! ED! 227 00:10:57,500 --> 00:10:59,790 - [SNIFFING] 228 00:10:59,875 --> 00:11:03,245 THE STENCH OF IMMORTAL DOOM STILL THICKENS THE AIR, YES? 229 00:11:03,333 --> 00:11:07,043 OR PERHAPS IT IS WILFRED'S CABBAGE EVACUATIONS. 230 00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:09,075 HARD TO TELL. 231 00:11:16,667 --> 00:11:19,037 [ROOSTER CROWS] 232 00:11:20,833 --> 00:11:23,003 [WHIRRING] 233 00:11:26,583 --> 00:11:28,173 - [GIGGLING] 234 00:11:28,250 --> 00:11:29,500 MMM. 235 00:11:29,583 --> 00:11:31,713 [GRUNTING] 236 00:11:34,833 --> 00:11:37,583 ARE WE READY, CLASS? 237 00:11:38,042 --> 00:11:39,252 GOOD. LET'S BEGIN, SHALL WE? 238 00:11:39,333 --> 00:11:43,583 LET THOSE NASTIES OOZE FROM YOUR BODY. 239 00:11:43,667 --> 00:11:46,667 OOH, DOESN'T THAT FEEL GOOD? 240 00:11:46,750 --> 00:11:49,630 NOW CODDLE THE TRANQUILITY. 241 00:11:49,708 --> 00:11:50,788 NUZZLE THE-- 242 00:11:50,875 --> 00:11:53,495 [BOUNCING] 243 00:11:55,958 --> 00:11:58,038 MR. YAB-YAB! 244 00:11:59,625 --> 00:12:01,455 SPEAK TO ME! 245 00:12:04,250 --> 00:12:06,630 DOLLY AND I WILL MISS YOU SO. 246 00:12:06,708 --> 00:12:07,918 DOLLY? 247 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,000 DOLLY! 248 00:12:09,083 --> 00:12:11,083 [GRUNTING] 249 00:12:12,292 --> 00:12:13,082 IT'S NO USE. 250 00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:15,077 I'M SO INADEQUATE. 251 00:12:15,167 --> 00:12:17,537 [SOBBING] 252 00:12:18,625 --> 00:12:19,995 [WHIMPERING] 253 00:12:20,083 --> 00:12:21,043 - ROUGH. 254 00:12:21,125 --> 00:12:24,075 KISS THOSE BABY TOYS GOOD-BYE. 255 00:12:24,167 --> 00:12:26,167 HUH, FLUFFY? 256 00:12:28,250 --> 00:12:30,250 - IF ONLY I WASN'T A WEIGHTLESS WEAKLING, 257 00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:32,673 I'D GIVE HIM WHAT FOR. 258 00:12:32,750 --> 00:12:35,750 HMM. HMM? 259 00:12:48,958 --> 00:12:49,668 HA HA HA. 260 00:12:49,750 --> 00:12:51,170 LOOK AT ME. I'M A BRUISER. 261 00:12:51,250 --> 00:12:53,000 HEE HEE HEE! 262 00:13:08,583 --> 00:13:10,923 - HEY! 263 00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:14,327 WHOA. 264 00:13:15,333 --> 00:13:18,963 - I AM JIMMY. HEAR ME ROAR! 265 00:13:19,042 --> 00:13:20,712 - [COUGH] 266 00:13:22,833 --> 00:13:24,753 - GRR! 267 00:13:29,125 --> 00:13:31,075 - [WOLF WHISTLE] 268 00:13:32,125 --> 00:13:33,955 - YOU ARE SO DEAD. 269 00:13:34,042 --> 00:13:35,332 - AAH! DON'T HURT ME! 270 00:13:35,417 --> 00:13:36,997 DON'T HURT ME! 271 00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:40,133 - MAN, WHAT'S WITH HIM? 272 00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:48,168 - MY ROOM! 273 00:13:50,417 --> 00:13:52,127 GRR! 274 00:13:52,208 --> 00:13:54,328 - SEE? MY FAVORITE TOOTHPASTE, EDDY. 275 00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:57,537 FRESH AS THE DAY MY MOM BOUGHT IT. 276 00:13:57,625 --> 00:13:58,745 - THAT-A BOY, MUNGMOUTH. 277 00:13:58,833 --> 00:14:00,083 IT'S PERFECT FOR THIS SCAM. 278 00:14:00,167 --> 00:14:01,627 - THANK GOODNESS, ED. WHERE WOULD WE BE 279 00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:04,458 IF YOU ACTUALLY BRUSHED EVERY NOW AND THEN? 280 00:14:04,542 --> 00:14:05,542 - ED! 281 00:14:05,625 --> 00:14:06,625 [BANGING] 282 00:14:06,708 --> 00:14:08,208 I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU, MISTER! 283 00:14:08,292 --> 00:14:09,752 NOT ONLY DID YOU MESS UP MY ROOM, 284 00:14:09,833 --> 00:14:13,883 BUT NOW I HAVE TO FIND SOMETHING TO HIT YOU WITH! 285 00:14:15,625 --> 00:14:17,325 USED IT. 286 00:14:18,375 --> 00:14:20,125 USED IT. 287 00:14:22,083 --> 00:14:23,463 AHA! 288 00:14:25,750 --> 00:14:27,460 HERE I COME, BIG BROTHER. 289 00:14:27,542 --> 00:14:31,252 - RUN AWAY. RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY! 290 00:14:31,333 --> 00:14:33,173 HMM. 291 00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:36,665 AAH! 292 00:14:37,250 --> 00:14:39,750 DISPERSE! 293 00:14:41,583 --> 00:14:42,423 - HIYA, FELLAS. 294 00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:44,710 DO YOU WANT TO PLAY? HUH? DO YOU? 295 00:14:44,792 --> 00:14:45,672 - GET LOST, TWERP. 296 00:14:45,750 --> 00:14:48,880 WE'VE GOT BUSINESS TO TAKE CARE OF. 297 00:14:48,958 --> 00:14:51,078 - DON'T HIT ME! 298 00:14:51,167 --> 00:14:54,287 - ED, HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT? 299 00:14:54,833 --> 00:14:57,633 I LOVE YOU, SILLY! 300 00:14:58,917 --> 00:15:00,127 - I'M CONFUSED HERE, EDDY. 301 00:15:00,208 --> 00:15:02,498 I'VE NEVER SEEN SARAH ACT THIS WAY. 302 00:15:02,583 --> 00:15:05,883 - DAMES. WHO CAN FIGURE 'EM? 303 00:15:08,042 --> 00:15:09,882 HEY, WHATEVER IT IS YOU'RE PULLING, 304 00:15:09,958 --> 00:15:11,038 IT AIN'T GONNA WORK. 305 00:15:11,125 --> 00:15:15,415 - AW, DOES LITTLE EDDY WANT A HUG, TOO? 306 00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:19,040 - UM, SARAH, ARE YOU FEELING WELL? 307 00:15:19,125 --> 00:15:21,125 - I FEEL GREAT, DOUBLE D. 308 00:15:21,208 --> 00:15:22,958 HUG FOR YOU, TOO! 309 00:15:23,042 --> 00:15:28,082 - BABY SISTER'S ALL CUDDLY AND SWEET LIKE DAD'S BUSHY EARS. 310 00:15:28,167 --> 00:15:32,877 - GOOD LORD! STAY AWAY! ED, DO SOMETHING! 311 00:15:37,125 --> 00:15:39,075 - [LAUGHING] 312 00:15:42,083 --> 00:15:43,083 AAH! HUH? 313 00:15:43,167 --> 00:15:47,377 - LET ME HELP YOU, FLIP-FLOPPED SISTER OF MINE. 314 00:15:47,458 --> 00:15:49,038 - GRR! 315 00:15:50,125 --> 00:15:52,955 TOUCH ME AGAIN, AND I'LL BEAT YOU TO A PULP. 316 00:15:53,042 --> 00:15:54,172 - OW. OUCH. 317 00:15:54,250 --> 00:15:56,580 AH, THE GOOD OLD DAYS. 318 00:15:56,667 --> 00:16:00,167 [ROLF HUMMING] 319 00:16:04,875 --> 00:16:06,625 [BAA] 320 00:16:12,125 --> 00:16:15,625 - A FINE BED FOR ROLF'S SEEDS, YES, VICTOR? 321 00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:16,748 [BAA] 322 00:16:16,833 --> 00:16:19,213 [HUMMING] 323 00:16:21,042 --> 00:16:23,002 [BAA] 324 00:16:23,375 --> 00:16:24,415 COME ON, YOU. 325 00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:29,000 CURSED SACK OF SHRIVELED PRODUCE DROPPINGS! 326 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,380 HELLO. 327 00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:45,287 WHO THREW THIS WHATCHAMADOOHICKEY AT ROLF'S POSTERIOR? 328 00:16:47,125 --> 00:16:47,995 AAH! 329 00:16:48,083 --> 00:16:51,003 [SINGING GIBBERISH] 330 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:58,540 [GIBBERISH] 331 00:17:02,625 --> 00:17:05,705 - DOUBLE D, ACT NATURAL, ED, SHUT UP, 332 00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:07,752 AND I'LL DO ALL THE TALKING. 333 00:17:07,833 --> 00:17:09,083 - MISREPRESENTING TOOTHPASTE 334 00:17:09,167 --> 00:17:10,037 AS A CHARACTER-ENHANCING OINTMENT 335 00:17:10,125 --> 00:17:12,955 IS FAR BEYOND MY SCOPE OF VOCABULARY, EDDY. 336 00:17:13,042 --> 00:17:16,462 - AND I HAVEN'T A CLUE WHAT'S GOING ON HERE, EDDY. 337 00:17:16,542 --> 00:17:18,752 - I SAID SHUT IT, STUPID. 338 00:17:18,833 --> 00:17:20,293 AHEM. 339 00:17:26,292 --> 00:17:28,252 [SINGING] 340 00:17:34,167 --> 00:17:34,997 - [GRUMBLING] 341 00:17:35,083 --> 00:17:36,333 GEE, SINCE WHEN DID ROLF 342 00:17:36,417 --> 00:17:39,877 TURN INTO ONE OF THOSE STUFFED-SHIRT, BLOWHARD SINGER TYPES? 343 00:17:39,958 --> 00:17:41,788 THE GUY GAVE ME A HEADACHE. 344 00:17:41,875 --> 00:17:43,825 NEXT HOUSE. 345 00:17:45,708 --> 00:17:47,458 - THANK YOU. 346 00:17:49,583 --> 00:17:50,963 - ODD. 347 00:17:51,042 --> 00:17:55,082 ISN'T THAT THE BOOMERANG SARAH HAD EARLIER TODAY? 348 00:17:55,167 --> 00:17:56,417 - BOOMERJIGGER? 349 00:17:56,500 --> 00:17:57,920 - OW. 350 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,710 CERTAINLY YOU'VE HEARD OF A BOOMERANG, ED. 351 00:18:00,792 --> 00:18:02,882 ITS MAGNIFICENT AERODYNAMIC PROPERTIES 352 00:18:02,958 --> 00:18:05,498 ALLOW IT, WHEN THROWN, TO ROTATE A DISTANCE, 353 00:18:05,583 --> 00:18:09,213 THEN RETURN TO THE INITIAL PLACE OF WHERE IT WAS THROWN, 354 00:18:09,042 --> 00:18:10,172 USED PRIMARILY BY NATIVES 355 00:18:10,250 --> 00:18:13,210 WHO BELIEVED IT TO POSSESS SUPERNATURAL POWERS. 356 00:18:13,292 --> 00:18:16,252 AMUSING, DON'T YOU THINK? 357 00:18:17,583 --> 00:18:19,213 - HMM. 358 00:18:19,042 --> 00:18:21,172 SUPERNATURAL? 359 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,880 [BANGING] 360 00:18:22,958 --> 00:18:24,038 - "CHASING PHANTOMS: 361 00:18:24,125 --> 00:18:27,125 "A DISSERTATION ON UNIFYING FIELD THEORY 362 00:18:27,208 --> 00:18:30,708 AND ITS EFFECT ON LEPTONS AND QUASARS... 363 00:18:30,792 --> 00:18:32,462 [TYPEWRITER RINGS] 364 00:18:32,542 --> 00:18:34,132 BY EDWIN." 365 00:18:36,125 --> 00:18:37,455 - EDDY, COME QUICK! 366 00:18:37,542 --> 00:18:40,042 YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS! 367 00:18:40,125 --> 00:18:42,535 - WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING OVER THERE? 368 00:18:42,625 --> 00:18:44,325 THE SCAM'S OVER HERE! 369 00:18:44,417 --> 00:18:47,207 - AT ANY RATE, I BALK AT THE RESULT-- 370 00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:50,042 PHOTOMOLECULAR DISSIPATION. 371 00:18:50,125 --> 00:18:51,375 DO YOU CONCUR? 372 00:18:51,458 --> 00:18:52,128 - AHEM! 373 00:18:52,208 --> 00:18:53,248 - EDDY, DID YOU HEAR THAT? 374 00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:55,753 ED HAS FINALLY FOUND HIS INTELLECT. 375 00:18:55,833 --> 00:18:57,333 I THEORIZE THAT IN PUBERTY, 376 00:18:57,417 --> 00:18:59,827 A HORMONAL IMBALANCE HAS UNCLOGGED ED'S-- 377 00:18:59,917 --> 00:19:03,627 - ALL I HEAR IS A COUPLE OF SLACKERS! 378 00:19:03,708 --> 00:19:06,998 - HOSTILITY IS THE CALLING CARD OF A WEAK INTELLECT. 379 00:19:07,083 --> 00:19:10,753 - I'LL GIVE YOU A CALLING CARD RIGHT UP YOUR-- 380 00:19:11,583 --> 00:19:14,083 - HUH HUH HUH HUH! 381 00:19:18,542 --> 00:19:19,752 - COOCHIE, COOCHIE, COO! 382 00:19:19,833 --> 00:19:21,043 THAT'S A GOOD WITTLE BABY. 383 00:19:21,125 --> 00:19:24,995 DON'T DRINK TOO FAST NOW, OR YOU MIGHT GET GAS. 384 00:19:25,083 --> 00:19:27,463 - EDDY? MOTHERLY? 385 00:19:27,542 --> 00:19:29,292 - AND HE DIDN'T EVEN SHOW. 386 00:19:29,375 --> 00:19:32,375 WHAT'S THE LITTLE DICKENS' NAME, MOMMY? 387 00:19:32,458 --> 00:19:34,628 - CASEY. CASEY JR. 388 00:19:34,708 --> 00:19:38,288 CASEY WANTS UNCLE D TO CHANGE HIS DIAPER. 389 00:19:38,375 --> 00:19:39,665 - OH, MY. 390 00:19:39,750 --> 00:19:43,130 GENTLEMEN, THERE'S SOMETHING VERY FISHY GOING ON HERE. 391 00:19:43,208 --> 00:19:44,078 [BANGING] 392 00:19:44,167 --> 00:19:45,417 - WHAT'S SOCKHEAD TWITCHING ABOUT? 393 00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:49,130 - WOW. IS IT HOT OR WHAT? 394 00:19:49,208 --> 00:19:49,918 - GET OVER IT. 395 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,000 WE GOT OINTMENT TO SELL. 396 00:19:51,083 --> 00:19:54,463 - CHILL, BRO. I'M SIZZLING IN THIS HEAT. 397 00:19:54,542 --> 00:19:56,502 [ED LAUGHING] 398 00:19:57,917 --> 00:19:59,127 - AHH. NATURELLE. 399 00:19:59,208 --> 00:20:04,078 THE MAN'S UNIFORM SURE IS CRIMPING MY STYLE. 400 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:11,670 MOTHER NATURE AND ME GOT A THING GOING ON. 401 00:20:11,750 --> 00:20:14,080 - THIS AIN'T RIGHT! 402 00:20:16,167 --> 00:20:17,287 - AHH. 403 00:20:17,375 --> 00:20:19,075 RIGHT ON. 404 00:20:19,167 --> 00:20:21,037 - WHO ARE YOU? 405 00:20:21,125 --> 00:20:23,875 STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! 406 00:20:23,958 --> 00:20:24,828 - AAH! 407 00:20:24,917 --> 00:20:26,997 WHAT IN SAM HILL IS GOING ON HERE? 408 00:20:27,083 --> 00:20:28,173 I'M NAKED! 409 00:20:28,250 --> 00:20:31,580 - NOT QUITE YOURSELF THERE, HUH, BUCKO? 410 00:20:31,667 --> 00:20:32,667 - GOOD GOLLY! 411 00:20:32,750 --> 00:20:36,580 SOMEONE'S MADE A MR. STINKUMS. 412 00:20:36,667 --> 00:20:38,917 BE A DEAR AND DISPOSE OF THESE, WILL YOU, 413 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:42,500 WHILE I GET CASEY A CLEAN, FRESH DIAPER. 414 00:20:42,583 --> 00:20:44,083 OH, APPLESAUCE. 415 00:20:44,167 --> 00:20:46,207 NO MORE SAFETY PINS. 416 00:20:46,042 --> 00:20:49,792 UNCLE D, BE A DEAR AND GET ME A SAFETY PIN. 417 00:20:49,875 --> 00:20:52,915 - I'M NOT MOVING FROM THIS SPOT! 418 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,130 - WHY NOT USE THIS BOOMERANG, MOMMY? 419 00:20:55,208 --> 00:20:58,918 - OH, THANK YOU, YOUNG MAN. 420 00:20:59,667 --> 00:21:04,077 - I FEEL AN ANALYSIS IS IN ORDER TO DETERMINE THE VESSEL'S QUANTITY 421 00:21:04,167 --> 00:21:06,127 OF MAGNITUDE AND DIRECTION. 422 00:21:06,208 --> 00:21:08,458 - WHAT'S HAPPENING TO US?! 423 00:21:08,542 --> 00:21:11,832 - INKY-DINKY PARLEZ-VOUS! 424 00:21:13,042 --> 00:21:15,042 - WHERE'D THE SCAM GO? 425 00:21:15,125 --> 00:21:17,125 - HERE IT COMES NOW, EDDY! 426 00:21:17,208 --> 00:21:18,078 YOW! 427 00:21:18,167 --> 00:21:20,167 - I'M SO CONFUSED! 428 00:21:20,250 --> 00:21:23,040 - WHO DID THIS TO MY HEAD?! 429 00:21:28,542 --> 00:21:34,172 - WHAT AN INANE, INCHOATE, AND INEFFICACIOUS JOURNEY THIS HAS BEEN. 430 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,080 [BABY CRYING] 431 00:21:35,167 --> 00:21:37,127 - CASEY JR.'s ALL ALONE! 432 00:21:37,208 --> 00:21:38,998 MOMMY'S HERE, SWEETIE! DON'T CRY! 433 00:21:39,083 --> 00:21:45,923 - I'M GETTING THE NEED TO FEEL THE BREEZE BETWEEN MY KNEES. 434 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,750 THAT'S THE TICKET. 435 00:21:47,833 --> 00:21:50,213 - NOT IN FRONT OF THE BABY! PLEASE! 436 00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:52,882 CASEY, YOU COVER YOUR EYES. 437 00:21:52,958 --> 00:21:55,378 - DISTASTEFUL DULLARD. 438 00:22:13,708 --> 00:22:15,128 ♪ ED, EDD, N EDDY 439 00:22:15,208 --> 00:22:16,748 BL-BL-BL-BL-YEAH. 440 00:22:16,833 --> 00:22:18,043 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY 441 00:22:18,125 --> 00:22:19,375 TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 442 00:22:19,458 --> 00:22:20,878 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org--