1 00:00:05,042 --> 00:00:08,252 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 2 00:00:08,333 --> 00:00:12,213 AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 3 00:00:28,875 --> 00:00:30,745 BBBB...YEAH! 4 00:00:40,208 --> 00:00:42,288 MAKE ME LOOK JUST LIKE ONE OF THEM 5 00:00:42,375 --> 00:00:44,915 HIGH-FASHION WHATSITS, OK? 6 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:46,000 YOU'VE GOT IT, MAY. 7 00:00:46,083 --> 00:00:49,923 YEAH, WE'LL MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A BUCK AND A HALF. 8 00:00:50,167 --> 00:00:52,917 LET'S START WITH KETCHUP FOR THAT HOMELY COMPLEXION. 9 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:57,170 AND COLD CUTS'LL GET RID OF THOSE SHOPPING BAGS UNDER YOUR EYES. 10 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:58,580 ONE EGG FOR WHO KNOWS WHAT. 11 00:00:58,667 --> 00:01:02,787 AND SOME EAU DE PICKLES FOR THAT SMELL OF SUCCESS. 12 00:01:02,875 --> 00:01:04,825 MASSAGE GENTLY. 13 00:01:06,375 --> 00:01:08,375 May: I FEEL PRETTY ALREADY! 14 00:01:08,458 --> 00:01:10,078 Maria: A QUICK BLOW-DRY. 15 00:01:10,167 --> 00:01:11,167 AND... 16 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:12,210 Lee and Maria: READY OR NOT, 17 00:01:12,292 --> 00:01:14,752 YOU'RE HOT TO TROT! 18 00:01:25,500 --> 00:01:27,420 I'M UGLY! 19 00:01:27,500 --> 00:01:30,250 SO, WHAT ELSE IS NEW? 20 00:01:32,167 --> 00:01:33,667 HEY! 21 00:01:34,125 --> 00:01:37,245 YOU WRECKED MY NATURAL GOOD LOOKS! 22 00:01:37,333 --> 00:01:41,583 SHE'S DELUSIONAL. I SAY WE RUSH HER. 23 00:01:41,667 --> 00:01:43,207 AAH! 24 00:01:47,083 --> 00:01:48,173 [SOBBING] 25 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:50,080 Lee: GO SEE WHAT SHE'S DOING NOW. 26 00:01:50,167 --> 00:01:52,457 Maria: WHO DIED AND MADE YOU QUEEN? 27 00:01:52,542 --> 00:01:54,002 [PUNCH] 28 00:01:54,083 --> 00:01:56,133 AH, SHE'S JUST BAWLING. 29 00:01:56,208 --> 00:01:59,538 WE MADE THE LITTLE BABY CRY. 30 00:01:59,625 --> 00:02:01,035 HA HA! OW! 31 00:02:02,375 --> 00:02:05,705 NOW MY MAN'S GONNA THINK I'M A COOTIE TRAP. 32 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:08,712 WHAT DO YOU CARE? YOU'VE GOT A GREAT PERSONALITY. 33 00:02:08,792 --> 00:02:13,382 BESIDES, WHO NEEDS GOOD LOOKS WHEN YOU'VE GOT US? 34 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,420 Ed: OOH, OOH, LOOK, DOUBLE D! 35 00:02:16,500 --> 00:02:17,710 ART! 36 00:02:17,792 --> 00:02:20,792 I CALL THIS ONE, "TO NOODLE OR NOT TO NOODLE." 37 00:02:20,875 --> 00:02:22,415 AND THIS ONE I WILL CALL, 38 00:02:22,500 --> 00:02:24,210 "NO MORE FOR ME, THANKS. 39 00:02:24,042 --> 00:02:26,002 I AM A RUSSIAN." 40 00:02:26,083 --> 00:02:28,503 WELL, MACARONI ART SEEMS TO HAVE REALLY 41 00:02:28,583 --> 00:02:31,213 BROUGHT OUT YOUR CREATIVE SIDE, ED. 42 00:02:31,292 --> 00:02:33,422 YEAH, JUST LIKE IT BROUGHT OUT ALL THESE PAYING CUSTOMERS 43 00:02:33,500 --> 00:02:38,630 WHO WILL JUST FLIP FOR DOUBLE D'S ARTS AND CRAFTS FAIR! 44 00:02:40,458 --> 00:02:42,038 TWO WORDS, DOUBLE D: 45 00:02:42,125 --> 00:02:44,325 LAME. "O." 46 00:02:44,417 --> 00:02:47,167 A FOOL'S BOLT IS SOON SHOT, EDDY. 47 00:02:47,042 --> 00:02:48,212 IT IS WELL-DOCUMENTED 48 00:02:48,292 --> 00:02:51,002 THAT HOMEMADE ANOMALIES PERK ONE'S CURIOSITY. 49 00:02:51,083 --> 00:02:53,003 CAN YOU HONESTLY SAY THIS BUTTERFLY 50 00:02:53,083 --> 00:02:55,293 MADE FROM COMMON HOUSEHOLD TWADDLE 51 00:02:55,375 --> 00:02:56,575 ISN'T DELIGHTFUL? 52 00:02:56,667 --> 00:02:59,497 I'M STILL STUCK ON THAT FOOL'S BOLT LINE. 53 00:02:59,583 --> 00:03:01,423 Ed: WHOOPS! UH, GUYS? 54 00:03:01,500 --> 00:03:05,170 I THINK I GLUED MY HEAD TO THE TABLE! 55 00:03:05,250 --> 00:03:06,960 OH, ED. 56 00:03:07,042 --> 00:03:08,792 HOW ON EARTH DID YOU EVER-- 57 00:03:08,875 --> 00:03:10,875 Kankers: HIYA, ED! 58 00:03:10,958 --> 00:03:12,078 WELL, THAT'S IT FOR ME! 59 00:03:12,167 --> 00:03:15,037 Lee and Maria: YOU'RE COMING WITH US! 60 00:03:15,125 --> 00:03:16,075 OKEY-DOKEY, LADIES! 61 00:03:16,167 --> 00:03:17,787 UM, SEE YA, GUYS! 62 00:03:17,875 --> 00:03:20,245 A LESSON IN LIFE I'M SURE TO GET. 63 00:03:20,333 --> 00:03:23,463 YEP, I HAVE SEEN BETTER DAYS. 64 00:03:23,542 --> 00:03:24,582 DID YOU SEE THAT?! 65 00:03:24,667 --> 00:03:26,497 I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING. YOU SEE SOMETHING? 66 00:03:26,583 --> 00:03:29,083 'CAUSE I DIDN'T. KANKERS? WHAT KANKERS? 67 00:03:29,167 --> 00:03:32,707 WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING, EDDY. ED NEEDS OUR HELP! 68 00:03:32,792 --> 00:03:34,042 OH, THE HORROR! 69 00:03:34,125 --> 00:03:36,125 ONE CAN ONLY IMAGINE THE ATROCITIES 70 00:03:36,208 --> 00:03:38,288 THOSE LOWER-LIVES HAVE PLANNED! 71 00:03:38,375 --> 00:03:40,165 JUST DENY EVERYTHING, DOUBLE D. 72 00:03:40,250 --> 00:03:41,330 YOU'LL LIVE LONGER! 73 00:03:41,417 --> 00:03:43,077 HOW ABOUT HELPING ME MAKE ONE OF THEM 74 00:03:43,167 --> 00:03:45,037 SISSY BUTTERFLY THINGS? 75 00:03:45,125 --> 00:03:46,625 HELP? 76 00:03:46,708 --> 00:03:47,918 OF COURSE! HELP! 77 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:50,170 THERE'S POWER IN NUMBERS, EDDY! 78 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:51,790 HURRY! 79 00:03:56,500 --> 00:03:59,080 [HUMMING] 80 00:04:04,625 --> 00:04:05,665 Edd: ROLF! 81 00:04:05,750 --> 00:04:06,580 ED! 82 00:04:06,667 --> 00:04:07,417 TROUBLE! 83 00:04:07,500 --> 00:04:09,000 KANKER SISTERS! 84 00:04:09,083 --> 00:04:10,633 PLEASE! 85 00:04:11,875 --> 00:04:13,125 ROLF, YOU MUST HELP US. 86 00:04:13,208 --> 00:04:15,288 THE SECURITY OF OUR ONCE-PEACEFUL CUL-DE-SAC 87 00:04:15,375 --> 00:04:16,495 HAS BEEN BREACHED. 88 00:04:16,583 --> 00:04:19,333 OUR DEAR ED WAS JUST PLUCKED FROM THIN AIR 89 00:04:19,417 --> 00:04:22,917 BY THOSE UNRELENTING KANKER SISTERS. 90 00:04:24,125 --> 00:04:25,075 IS THAT SO, 91 00:04:25,167 --> 00:04:28,207 HE WHO LAMENTS AT THE TIP OF A HAT? 92 00:04:30,333 --> 00:04:33,383 DID ROLF JUST JUMP INTO THAT BARREL 93 00:04:33,458 --> 00:04:35,328 OF TREE SAP? 94 00:04:36,167 --> 00:04:36,957 OH! 95 00:04:37,042 --> 00:04:37,882 FEAR NOT, 96 00:04:37,958 --> 00:04:39,828 AS THE URBAN RANGERS WILL RESCUE 97 00:04:39,917 --> 00:04:42,707 THE NINNY HAMMERHEAD BOY. 98 00:04:42,792 --> 00:04:45,502 HOLD THAT THOUGHT, HOUDINI. 99 00:04:46,250 --> 00:04:48,170 URBAN RANGERS? 100 00:04:55,083 --> 00:04:57,583 I HATE THEM. 101 00:04:58,708 --> 00:04:59,998 URBAN RANGERS! 102 00:05:00,083 --> 00:05:01,083 OH! 103 00:05:01,167 --> 00:05:03,077 TODAY WE MUST BELL THE CAT, 104 00:05:03,167 --> 00:05:04,497 TAKE THE BULLS BY THE HORN, 105 00:05:04,583 --> 00:05:06,213 BEARD THE LION IN HIS DEN, 106 00:05:06,042 --> 00:05:07,422 MARCH UP TO THE CANNON'S MOUTH, 107 00:05:07,500 --> 00:05:08,880 GO THROUGH THE FIRE AND WATER, 108 00:05:08,958 --> 00:05:09,788 AND FACE THE MUSIC. 109 00:05:09,875 --> 00:05:10,995 BUT THERE IS NO BADGE. 110 00:05:11,083 --> 00:05:12,213 NO BADGE! 111 00:05:12,042 --> 00:05:15,042 SOMETHING SMELLS ROTTEN IN DENMARK! 112 00:05:15,583 --> 00:05:17,043 DON'T LOOK AT ME! 113 00:05:17,125 --> 00:05:20,495 AS THE RANGER MANUAL WILL ONLY REWARD THIS DEED WITH THE... 114 00:05:20,583 --> 00:05:21,963 FREEING OF THE FOOL 115 00:05:22,042 --> 00:05:23,832 PEWTER MEDALLION! 116 00:05:23,917 --> 00:05:26,127 OOH! PEWTER! 117 00:05:26,208 --> 00:05:27,078 OH, COME ON! 118 00:05:27,167 --> 00:05:28,827 YOU GUYS ARE SO FULL OF YOURSELVES. 119 00:05:28,917 --> 00:05:31,037 I CAN'T BELIEVE I EVEN THOUGHT OF JOINING 120 00:05:31,125 --> 00:05:32,995 YOU STUPID HAS-BEENS. 121 00:05:33,083 --> 00:05:35,883 URBAN RANGERS? 122 00:05:40,208 --> 00:05:41,288 SO SORRY, ED BOY, 123 00:05:41,375 --> 00:05:45,035 BUT THIS MISSION IS FOR URBAN RANGERS ONLY. 124 00:05:45,125 --> 00:05:46,705 OOPS! WRONG FLOOR. 125 00:05:46,792 --> 00:05:49,292 PLEASE, ROLF, LET US JOIN YOU. 126 00:05:49,375 --> 00:05:51,785 ED'S OUR FRIEND! 127 00:05:52,417 --> 00:05:53,957 RANGERS, RETREAT! 128 00:05:54,042 --> 00:05:57,542 IN ORDER FOR A MUCKWORM TO ACCOMPANY THE URBAN RANGERS 129 00:05:57,625 --> 00:05:59,415 ON ANY OFFICIAL URBAN RANGER DEED, 130 00:05:59,500 --> 00:06:02,040 THEY MUST BE DEPUTIZED INTO RANGERHOOD. 131 00:06:02,125 --> 00:06:03,125 RANGER JONNY! 132 00:06:03,208 --> 00:06:04,168 DOUBLE D AND EDDY, 133 00:06:04,250 --> 00:06:08,000 DO YOU VOW TO UPHOLD THE SECRECY OF RANGERHOOD 134 00:06:08,083 --> 00:06:11,213 OR FACE 100 SMACKS WITH A WET NOODLE? 135 00:06:11,042 --> 00:06:13,792 Jimmy: RAISE YOUR LEFT HAND AND SWEAR! 136 00:06:13,875 --> 00:06:16,825 I DO SOLEMNLY SWEAR. 137 00:06:16,917 --> 00:06:17,747 SHEESH. 138 00:06:17,833 --> 00:06:19,333 DO IT FOR ED, EDDY. 139 00:06:19,417 --> 00:06:23,167 I'D SWEAR, BUT STANDARDS WON'T LET ME. 140 00:06:29,333 --> 00:06:33,503 Ed: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME, SHE-WOLF OF BADNESS? 141 00:06:33,583 --> 00:06:35,043 SET ME FREE AND I, UM, 142 00:06:35,125 --> 00:06:37,245 I WILL GIVE YOU MY MACARONI ART! 143 00:06:37,333 --> 00:06:39,543 I LOVE A MAN THAT BEGS. 144 00:06:39,625 --> 00:06:40,325 OH, MAY, 145 00:06:40,417 --> 00:06:42,787 WE GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU. 146 00:06:42,875 --> 00:06:45,125 A BIG AND DUMB ONE! 147 00:06:45,208 --> 00:06:47,748 May: I STILL AIN'T TALKING TO YOU TWO. 148 00:06:47,833 --> 00:06:51,003 HA! YOU JUST DID, BONEHEAD. 149 00:06:51,083 --> 00:06:53,583 Lee: TAKE A LOOK, MAY! 150 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:59,040 IT'S MY BOYFRIEND! 151 00:06:59,708 --> 00:07:02,288 Ed: OH, HELP ME! 152 00:07:02,375 --> 00:07:05,075 AND TO THINK, I ALMOST MISSED THIS! 153 00:07:05,167 --> 00:07:08,997 COME, URBAN RANGERS, AS DESTINY CALLS! 154 00:07:09,083 --> 00:07:12,713 Lee: OK, MAY. CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON. 155 00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:15,000 LET HIM HAVE IT, MAY! 156 00:07:15,083 --> 00:07:17,583 YEAH, SHOW HIM YOU CARE. 157 00:07:17,667 --> 00:07:21,207 [LAUGHING] 158 00:07:21,292 --> 00:07:24,672 May: YOU'RE MINE, FOREVER MORE! 159 00:07:26,833 --> 00:07:28,173 WAIT! 160 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:29,960 [KISSING] 161 00:07:30,667 --> 00:07:32,917 HE'S MY LITTLE POOKIE BEAR. 162 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:34,920 NOT POOKIE BEAR! 163 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:36,790 I AM ED! 164 00:07:43,125 --> 00:07:43,995 HELP ME, GUYS! 165 00:07:44,083 --> 00:07:45,633 SHE'S GOING TO-- 166 00:07:47,125 --> 00:07:48,455 UGH! 167 00:07:50,708 --> 00:07:52,458 Rolf: AHEM! WILL YOU LOOK AT THIS! 168 00:07:52,542 --> 00:07:57,502 THIS CONGEALED GRISTLE HAS MARRED THE ONCE-PROUD SEARING GRILL. 169 00:07:57,583 --> 00:08:01,213 AND HOW WILL YOU EVER RESTORE ITS LUSTER? 170 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:04,130 A PROBLEM, YOU SAY? 171 00:08:04,208 --> 00:08:05,248 NEVER! 172 00:08:05,333 --> 00:08:09,173 AS THE URBAN RANGER WILL MAKE IT PROUD ONCE AGAIN. 173 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:12,630 IS THIS GUY FOR REAL? 174 00:08:13,208 --> 00:08:13,958 REAL OR NOT, 175 00:08:14,042 --> 00:08:16,882 THAT GUY'S WEARING A UNIFORM. 176 00:08:16,958 --> 00:08:17,998 DREAMY! 177 00:08:18,083 --> 00:08:23,833 EAR NIBBLING WILL GET YOU 5 TO 10, YOU ANIMAL, YOU. 178 00:08:23,917 --> 00:08:25,037 HURRY UP, MAY! 179 00:08:25,125 --> 00:08:27,995 THERE'S A GUY IN UNIFORM CLEANING OUR BARBECUE! 180 00:08:28,083 --> 00:08:29,333 WHAT DO I CARE? 181 00:08:29,417 --> 00:08:31,077 I'VE GOT A MAN. 182 00:08:31,167 --> 00:08:32,997 PSST! FRET NOT, ED. 183 00:08:33,083 --> 00:08:35,883 THE RANGERS HAVE ARRIVED! 184 00:08:37,667 --> 00:08:39,877 HOORAY! 185 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:44,040 Kankers: WHAT A MAN! 186 00:08:45,083 --> 00:08:48,043 WE CAN'T HELP YOU IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET, SILLY. 187 00:08:48,125 --> 00:08:48,825 HELP? 188 00:08:48,917 --> 00:08:49,957 GOOD IDEA! 189 00:08:50,042 --> 00:08:53,042 SHUT IT, OR I'LL GIVE YOU SUCH A PINCH! 190 00:08:53,125 --> 00:08:54,035 OH, I KNOW! 191 00:08:54,125 --> 00:08:57,125 I CAN DISTRACT THEM, AND YOU GUYS GO FOR HELP! 192 00:08:57,208 --> 00:08:58,498 WE ARE THE HELP, ED! 193 00:08:58,583 --> 00:09:01,253 ♪ LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN, FALLING DOWN, FALLING DOWN... ♪ 194 00:09:01,333 --> 00:09:02,633 HUH? HUH? HUH? 195 00:09:02,708 --> 00:09:03,998 HEY! 196 00:09:05,208 --> 00:09:07,328 [PUNCHES] 197 00:09:07,417 --> 00:09:11,167 Ed: HEY, GUYS, YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO GET CAUGHT. 198 00:09:11,250 --> 00:09:12,420 WAIT A MINUTE. 199 00:09:12,500 --> 00:09:15,670 THOSE GUYS GOT UNIFORMS JUST LIKE THIS GUY'S. 200 00:09:15,750 --> 00:09:19,500 Rolf: THERE WAS A SALE, WHAT CAN I TELL YOU? 201 00:09:19,583 --> 00:09:22,673 RANGERS, IMPLEMENT EVASIVE MANEUVER! 202 00:09:22,750 --> 00:09:23,460 CODE YELLOW. 203 00:09:23,542 --> 00:09:26,212 [MAKING ANIMAL SOUNDS] 204 00:09:33,125 --> 00:09:36,245 STAY STILL, AS THEY CAN SMELL FEAR. 205 00:09:36,333 --> 00:09:37,253 GET A SHOVEL, MAY. 206 00:09:37,333 --> 00:09:39,583 LOOKS LIKE WE'LL HAVE TO BURY 'EM. 207 00:09:39,667 --> 00:09:40,457 FORGET IT! 208 00:09:40,542 --> 00:09:42,422 MY BOYFRIEND NEEDS SOME LOVIN'. 209 00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:43,420 HEY, WAIT! 210 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:46,540 THESE GUYS ARE FAKING. 211 00:09:47,042 --> 00:09:50,082 I'M GONNA WET MY PANTS. 212 00:09:51,875 --> 00:09:52,745 BUSTED! 213 00:09:52,833 --> 00:09:54,213 LET'S GO. 214 00:09:54,042 --> 00:09:55,212 NO! 215 00:09:55,292 --> 00:09:57,002 I SAID, LET'S GO! 216 00:09:57,083 --> 00:09:58,293 NOT WITHOUT OUR ED. 217 00:09:58,375 --> 00:10:02,995 IF WE GET CAUGHT, YOU'RE GONNA GET THIS UP THE SCHNOZZOLA. 218 00:10:03,083 --> 00:10:05,833 THANK YOU, EDDY. 219 00:10:06,458 --> 00:10:09,078 THAT'S NO WAY TO CHECK IF THEY'RE DEAD. 220 00:10:09,167 --> 00:10:12,287 MOM SAYS YOU GOTTA STARE AT 'EM. 221 00:10:19,708 --> 00:10:22,998 Edd: BOY, I HOPE YOUR SKIN HASN'T ABSORBED THE INK 222 00:10:23,083 --> 00:10:24,043 FROM THOSE PENS, ED. 223 00:10:24,125 --> 00:10:26,165 COULD BE TROUBLE, MISTER! 224 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,330 DIDN'T YOU MISS ME, DOUBLE D? 225 00:10:28,417 --> 00:10:30,997 OF COURSE WE DID, ED. DON'T BE SILLY. 226 00:10:31,083 --> 00:10:32,083 TURN AROUND, PLEASE. 227 00:10:32,167 --> 00:10:33,997 WATCH MY BANDAGE, DOUBLE D. 228 00:10:34,083 --> 00:10:38,253 ED! DID THOSE TROUBLEMAKING KANKERS HURT YOU? 229 00:10:38,333 --> 00:10:40,423 NAH. I DID THAT LAST WEEK. 230 00:10:40,500 --> 00:10:41,540 LET ME HAVE A LOOK, ED. 231 00:10:41,625 --> 00:10:45,075 IT CERTAINLY WOULD HAVE HEALED BY NOW. 232 00:10:45,167 --> 00:10:47,037 IS THAT A COOKIE? 233 00:10:47,125 --> 00:10:49,205 Ed: YEP! 234 00:10:49,667 --> 00:10:50,707 I SAVED IT! 235 00:10:50,792 --> 00:10:55,172 THAT IS THE MOST DISGUSTING, IRRATIONAL... 236 00:10:56,125 --> 00:10:59,125 IT'S NICE TO HAVE YOU BACK, ED. 237 00:10:59,208 --> 00:11:00,998 I WAS WONDERING IF THOSE URBAN LOSERS 238 00:11:01,083 --> 00:11:04,043 WILL GET THEIR BADGE! 239 00:11:04,125 --> 00:11:07,285 AT LEAST THEY TRIED, EDDY. 240 00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:09,212 QUACK! 241 00:11:09,042 --> 00:11:12,082 AND TO THINK, WE JUST LEFT HIM WITH THOSE-- 242 00:11:12,167 --> 00:11:13,577 Ed: OK, I AM OFF AGAIN! 243 00:11:13,667 --> 00:11:16,747 A LESSON IN LIFE I AM SURE I'LL GET. 244 00:11:16,833 --> 00:11:17,833 KISS YOUR FRIEND GOOD-BYE, 245 00:11:17,917 --> 00:11:19,377 AS THE DISGRACE AFFLICTED ON THE BODIES 246 00:11:19,458 --> 00:11:22,038 OF THE URBAN RANGERS SHALL BE AVENGED! 247 00:11:22,125 --> 00:11:23,075 COWARDS! 248 00:11:23,167 --> 00:11:24,457 OH, DEAR! 249 00:11:24,542 --> 00:11:26,172 THAT'S IT, I'M DONE. 250 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,040 BUT, EDDY! 251 00:11:27,125 --> 00:11:30,825 ROLF, WAIT! TAKE EDDY INSTEAD! 252 00:11:39,875 --> 00:11:42,325 [HUMMING] 253 00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:50,172 EEK! AAH! 254 00:11:50,250 --> 00:11:52,330 AAH! OOH! 255 00:11:54,750 --> 00:11:57,250 KINDA RUNNING ON EMPTY, AREN'T YA, JONNY? 256 00:11:57,333 --> 00:11:59,543 YEP. I'M POOPED, EDDY. 257 00:11:59,625 --> 00:12:01,375 WELL, IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAY, JONNY BOY. 258 00:12:01,458 --> 00:12:05,538 WHY, WE AT ED'S BEDS HAVE A TOP-NOTCH SELECTION OF MATTRESSES 259 00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:06,745 FOR ALL YOUR SLEEP NEEDS. 260 00:12:06,833 --> 00:12:10,883 ALL AVAILABLE AT A SPECIAL ONE-TIME LOW PRICE. 261 00:12:10,958 --> 00:12:11,788 BEDS? 262 00:12:11,875 --> 00:12:13,245 Edd: THAT'S CORRECT, JONNY. 263 00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:16,133 ALL OUR MATTRESSES HAVE BEEN FULLY RECONDITIONED 264 00:12:16,208 --> 00:12:18,128 WITH A COATING OF EDDY'S VERY OWN 265 00:12:18,208 --> 00:12:23,378 THEY'LL NEVER KNOW THEY'RE STINKING JUNKYARD MATTRESSES PAINT. 266 00:12:23,458 --> 00:12:24,578 Rolf: ED BOYS! 267 00:12:24,667 --> 00:12:27,707 YOUR MATTRESS HAS RUPTURED ROLF'S TAILBONE. 268 00:12:27,792 --> 00:12:32,042 WHO IS IN CHARGE OF THIS DOUBLE-CROSSING SLUMBER FLIMFLAMMERY? 269 00:12:32,125 --> 00:12:33,205 WHAT'S IT TO YA? 270 00:12:33,292 --> 00:12:35,502 RETURN ROLF'S MONEY! 271 00:12:35,583 --> 00:12:36,673 AY-EE. 272 00:12:36,750 --> 00:12:38,130 Eddy: MOMMY! 273 00:12:38,208 --> 00:12:40,628 [GRUNTING] 274 00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:48,997 Eddy: OW! 275 00:12:49,083 --> 00:12:50,673 OF ALL THE ROTTEN, NO GOOD... 276 00:12:50,750 --> 00:12:52,080 HOW'S A GUY SUPPOSED TO GET AHEAD IN LIFE 277 00:12:52,167 --> 00:12:55,037 IF HE GIVES BACK ALL THE MONEY HE SUCKERS? 278 00:12:55,125 --> 00:12:56,415 HEY! 279 00:13:06,125 --> 00:13:07,825 HMM. 280 00:13:10,208 --> 00:13:12,628 [GRUNTING] 281 00:13:15,042 --> 00:13:17,132 DOUBLE D! 282 00:13:17,208 --> 00:13:18,998 UM, ED? 283 00:13:21,750 --> 00:13:23,000 GUYS? 284 00:13:23,083 --> 00:13:24,963 STAY CALM, EDDY. 285 00:13:25,042 --> 00:13:25,962 THINK, THINK. 286 00:13:26,042 --> 00:13:28,212 I KNOW! I'LL HIDE IT! 287 00:13:30,583 --> 00:13:33,213 DON'T GO AWAY, NOW. 288 00:13:33,042 --> 00:13:34,672 HEY, GUYS! 289 00:13:34,750 --> 00:13:36,500 HMM... 290 00:13:46,167 --> 00:13:49,167 I FOUND A LUCKY QUARTER. 291 00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:55,253 JEEPERS. 292 00:13:55,333 --> 00:13:57,713 YOU'RE A TOUGH NUT TO CRACK. 293 00:13:57,792 --> 00:14:00,582 GUARD MY QUARTER WITH YOUR TUSHY, MR. YUM YUM. 294 00:14:00,667 --> 00:14:02,247 I'LL GO GET SOME MUSCLE. 295 00:14:02,333 --> 00:14:04,083 SARAH! 296 00:14:09,167 --> 00:14:12,667 LOOKS LIKE FLUFFY FORGOT HIS STUFFED RAT. 297 00:14:12,750 --> 00:14:13,750 WHOA. 298 00:14:13,833 --> 00:14:15,543 COOL. 299 00:14:15,625 --> 00:14:19,075 [WHISTLING] 300 00:14:19,167 --> 00:14:20,877 HUH? 301 00:14:20,958 --> 00:14:22,288 OUCH. 302 00:14:23,125 --> 00:14:26,075 TOUGH GUY, HUH? 303 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,670 MAN, THAT BITES. 304 00:14:30,750 --> 00:14:33,420 HMM... 305 00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:35,540 HEH HEH HEH. 306 00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:38,165 I'LL BE BACK. 307 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:44,080 WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS DINGUS PIERCING ROLF'S HOT-WATER SACK? 308 00:14:45,792 --> 00:14:50,632 WHY WOULD KEVIN LEAVE HIS HAT ON THE PAVED FOOTPATH? 309 00:14:50,708 --> 00:14:52,998 A GIFT FROM THE GODS. 310 00:14:55,875 --> 00:14:58,285 OBSTINATE COIN FROM WHERE I DON'T KNOW. 311 00:14:58,375 --> 00:15:01,075 PREPARE YOURSELF FOR AN UNMERCILESS BEATING 312 00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:03,037 BY ROLF'S SHOE! 313 00:15:03,958 --> 00:15:05,168 HAD ENOUGH? 314 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,170 NO? 315 00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:10,500 PERHAPS A TWO-SHOE BEATING IS MORE YOUR VOCATION. 316 00:15:13,125 --> 00:15:14,075 IS THIS A TEST? 317 00:15:14,167 --> 00:15:16,997 TELL ME, LOST LITTLE RED CENT, 318 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:18,503 HAVE YOU EVER EXPERIENCED 319 00:15:18,583 --> 00:15:21,133 THE ALMIGHTY 3-SHOE BEATING? 320 00:15:21,208 --> 00:15:23,378 TAKE THIS! 321 00:15:23,458 --> 00:15:24,248 TAKE THAT! 322 00:15:24,333 --> 00:15:26,503 ONE FOR THE ROAD! 323 00:15:36,958 --> 00:15:39,128 Eddy: I'M TELLIN' YA, IT'S JUST STUCK THERE 324 00:15:39,208 --> 00:15:40,998 HARD AS A ROCK. 325 00:15:41,083 --> 00:15:43,293 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 326 00:15:43,375 --> 00:15:44,665 Ed: LOOK, A SHOE! 327 00:15:44,750 --> 00:15:47,710 DO YA THINK IT'LL FIT ME? 328 00:15:47,792 --> 00:15:50,082 FORGET THE SHOE. IT'S THE QUARTER I WANT. 329 00:15:50,167 --> 00:15:52,497 AT WHICH POINT, EVERY ATTEMPT WILL BE MADE 330 00:15:52,583 --> 00:15:55,293 TO RETURN IT TO ITS RIGHTFUL OWNER. 331 00:15:55,375 --> 00:15:56,495 IN YOUR DREAMS. 332 00:15:56,583 --> 00:15:57,753 FINDERS, KEEPERS. 333 00:15:57,833 --> 00:15:59,293 LOSERS, WEEPERS. 334 00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:01,955 NICE HEAD, HUH, EDDY? 335 00:16:02,042 --> 00:16:03,462 GIVE ME BACK MY SHOE. 336 00:16:03,542 --> 00:16:04,462 HMM... 337 00:16:04,542 --> 00:16:05,832 Ed: NICE SHOE! 338 00:16:05,917 --> 00:16:07,877 Eddy: GET OUT OF HERE, ED! 339 00:16:07,958 --> 00:16:09,038 DON'T TOUCH ME! 340 00:16:09,125 --> 00:16:13,665 Ed: TWO OF A FEATHER STINK TOGETHER, EDDY! 341 00:16:13,750 --> 00:16:16,210 CAN I HAVE SOME QUIET, PLEASE? 342 00:16:16,042 --> 00:16:18,172 HOW ANYONE IS TO ESTABLISH A CRITERIA 343 00:16:18,250 --> 00:16:19,330 ON THE ADHERING CAPABILITIES 344 00:16:19,417 --> 00:16:23,537 OF THIS INSULAR 25-CENT PIECE IS BEYOND ME. 345 00:16:25,583 --> 00:16:27,583 LET GO, YOU IDIOT! 346 00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:31,790 AIN'T YOU DONE YET? 347 00:16:31,875 --> 00:16:33,075 OUT OF THE WAY, DORKY. 348 00:16:33,167 --> 00:16:34,997 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? 349 00:16:35,083 --> 00:16:36,043 Sarah: LOOK OUT! 350 00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:39,035 SEE? THAT'S MY LUCKY QUARTER, SARAH. 351 00:16:39,125 --> 00:16:41,455 Rolf: GET AWAY FROM THERE! 352 00:16:42,125 --> 00:16:43,495 WHOA! 353 00:16:43,583 --> 00:16:44,503 AAH! 354 00:16:44,583 --> 00:16:45,583 AAH! 355 00:16:45,667 --> 00:16:47,627 THIS TIME, ROLF WILL BE SERIOUS. 356 00:16:47,708 --> 00:16:48,418 IT'S MINE! 357 00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:50,170 I FOUND THE QUARTER! 358 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,580 SAVE YOUR BREATH, LOSERS. 359 00:16:51,667 --> 00:16:53,207 THAT'S MY QUARTER. 360 00:16:53,042 --> 00:16:54,082 TAKE A HIKE. 361 00:16:54,167 --> 00:16:56,077 JIMMY FOUND THAT QUARTER FIRST. 362 00:16:56,167 --> 00:16:59,077 I FOUND THIS SHOE! 363 00:16:59,167 --> 00:17:01,417 [YELLING] 364 00:17:03,167 --> 00:17:05,167 SHOES FOR THE TAKING, DOUBLE D! 365 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:08,130 Eddy: HANDS OFF MY QUARTER! 366 00:17:10,875 --> 00:17:12,535 YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE! 367 00:17:12,625 --> 00:17:13,705 PEOPLE! 368 00:17:13,792 --> 00:17:17,382 I MAY HAVE A SOLUTION TO EVERYONE'S DILEMMA. 369 00:17:17,458 --> 00:17:19,378 HEY, EVERYBODY, LET'S BE NICE. 370 00:17:19,458 --> 00:17:21,998 SHUSH! DOUBLE D'S GOT SOMETHING TO-- 371 00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:26,173 MAY THE ONION OF AGONY SOIL YOUR MACAROON! 372 00:17:28,958 --> 00:17:30,918 ROLF'S BACK-- IT HAS BEEN HEALED! 373 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,130 THANK YOU, KEVIN! 374 00:17:32,208 --> 00:17:34,378 BUT YOU ARE A NINCOMPOOP, AS THE COIN IS MINE! 375 00:17:34,458 --> 00:17:37,208 HEY, LAY OFF, IT'S MINE! 376 00:17:38,417 --> 00:17:40,537 [AIR HORN BLARES] 377 00:17:40,625 --> 00:17:41,745 DUDE. 378 00:17:41,833 --> 00:17:44,173 WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, BLOW OUR HEADS OFF? 379 00:17:44,250 --> 00:17:46,960 CRUDE, YET EFFECTIVE. 380 00:17:47,042 --> 00:17:49,082 LET'S BEGIN, SHALL WE? 381 00:17:49,167 --> 00:17:51,077 Edd: I TOOK THE LIBERTY OF ORGANIZING YOU 382 00:17:51,167 --> 00:17:53,497 IN A MORE ORDERLY AND CIVIL MANNER. 383 00:17:53,583 --> 00:17:57,713 THE PERSON WHO SUCCEEDS IN DISLODGING THIS MYSTICAL COHERED QUARTER 384 00:17:57,792 --> 00:17:59,132 WILL BE APPOINTED TRUSTEE 385 00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:03,578 AND BASK IN THE GLORY OF FOUND LEGAL TENDER. 386 00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:05,577 AND I'M FIRST IN LINE! 387 00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:07,997 THIS STINKS! I SAW IT FIRST! 388 00:18:08,083 --> 00:18:09,213 IT'S MY QUARTER! 389 00:18:09,292 --> 00:18:12,042 IF YOU SMELT IT, YOU DEALT IT, EDDY. 390 00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:14,165 GO ON, JIMMY! YOU SHOW 'EM! 391 00:18:14,250 --> 00:18:18,040 MY TRUSTY EYELASH CURLER WILL PEEL OFF THAT PUPPY. 392 00:18:18,125 --> 00:18:20,375 GOOD LUCK, JIMMY! 393 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,290 Jimmy: OWIE! JIMMY! 394 00:18:22,375 --> 00:18:27,125 EYELASHES AIN'T THE ONLY THING THAT THING CURLS! 395 00:18:27,208 --> 00:18:29,458 MY TURN, MY TURN, MY TURN! 396 00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:31,002 OK, WAIT, I'LL JUST... 397 00:18:31,083 --> 00:18:33,003 OUT OF MY WAY! 398 00:18:33,458 --> 00:18:34,628 OH, NO! 399 00:18:34,708 --> 00:18:37,748 LOOK AT SARAH WORK THAT COIN WITH HER BIG MOUTH! 400 00:18:37,833 --> 00:18:40,713 HEY, SARAH! I CAN SEE YOUR UNDIES! 401 00:18:40,792 --> 00:18:44,042 HA HA HA, NICE ONE! 402 00:18:44,125 --> 00:18:48,035 KISS YOUR DREAMS GOOD-BYE, 'CAUSE IT'S MINE. 403 00:18:49,458 --> 00:18:50,878 WEASEL IN THE HENHOUSE, ED BOY? 404 00:18:50,958 --> 00:18:54,038 YOU DARE CHEAT ROLF OF HIS FRONTMOST POSITION? 405 00:18:54,125 --> 00:18:56,995 FRONT? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 406 00:18:57,083 --> 00:18:58,423 THE FRONT'S THAT WAY. 407 00:18:58,500 --> 00:18:59,130 YEAH! 408 00:18:59,208 --> 00:19:00,498 I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU 409 00:19:00,583 --> 00:19:02,753 AND IF YOU THINK-- 410 00:19:07,167 --> 00:19:09,787 [MUSICAL HORN PLAYS LA CUCARACHA] 411 00:19:09,875 --> 00:19:11,035 MY BIKE! 412 00:19:11,125 --> 00:19:13,415 AHA! MY TURN! 413 00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:14,540 ROLF IS NEXT! 414 00:19:14,625 --> 00:19:16,035 YAY, ROLF! 415 00:19:16,125 --> 00:19:18,955 YOU HAVE MESSED WITH THE REST, NOW THE BEST WILL MAKE A MESS! 416 00:19:19,042 --> 00:19:21,832 IMPLEMENT THE COMMERCIAL ENTERPRISE-- 417 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:26,380 AY! ROLF'S BACK IS CRICKED YET AGAIN. 418 00:19:26,458 --> 00:19:29,208 MY TURN! 419 00:19:30,292 --> 00:19:33,002 WELL, THAT CAN'T BE GOOD FOR ROLF'S BACK. 420 00:19:33,083 --> 00:19:37,043 THE LIGHT DOESN'T GET ANY GREENER, DOUBLE D. 421 00:19:37,125 --> 00:19:38,325 YOU'RE AS GOOD AS SPENT 422 00:19:38,417 --> 00:19:42,957 AFTER I SCRAPE YOU OFF WITH MY SHOVEL OF DOOM! 423 00:19:43,042 --> 00:19:45,542 AAH! 424 00:19:45,625 --> 00:19:48,165 OK, WAIT. I GOT IT! 425 00:19:50,083 --> 00:19:52,293 THIS TIME FOR REAL. 426 00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:03,877 EDDY, THIS IS OBVIOUSLY NOT WORKING. 427 00:20:03,958 --> 00:20:05,078 Eddy: LOOK AT IT, DOUBLE D! 428 00:20:05,167 --> 00:20:06,497 IT'S JUST BEGGING US TO TAKE IT. 429 00:20:06,583 --> 00:20:09,333 COME ON, YOU MUST HAVE THOUGHT OF A WAY TO GET IT BY NOW. 430 00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:14,287 WELL, YES, I HAVE GIVEN IT SOME THOUGHT. 431 00:20:14,375 --> 00:20:15,375 I KNEW IT! 432 00:20:15,458 --> 00:20:16,828 AND THEY'RE ALL HERE, 433 00:20:16,917 --> 00:20:20,167 DOCUMENTED IN MY PROPOSAL FOR THE SAID QUARTER REMOVAL. 434 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,630 THESE ARE YOUR THOUGHTS? 435 00:20:21,708 --> 00:20:23,708 WE'LL NEED MANY SUPPLIES. 436 00:20:23,792 --> 00:20:28,082 OF COURSE, I'LL NEED HELP IN SETTING THE GROUNDWORK. 437 00:20:29,042 --> 00:20:30,962 Eddy: OH, ED! 438 00:20:31,042 --> 00:20:32,922 STAY! 439 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,000 WAIT UP, DOUBLE D! 440 00:20:36,667 --> 00:20:39,077 [BEEPING] 441 00:21:11,083 --> 00:21:13,503 [SNORING] 442 00:21:18,875 --> 00:21:21,325 [WHISTLING] 443 00:21:27,417 --> 00:21:30,417 Jonny: LET'S CHECK AND SEE, PLANK. 444 00:21:31,750 --> 00:21:34,040 LOOK! IT'S STILL HERE. 445 00:21:34,125 --> 00:21:35,165 AND YOU WERE RIGHT! 446 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:38,170 NO ONE FOUND IT UNDER THE QUARTER. 447 00:21:39,833 --> 00:21:45,133 BUBBLE GUM SURE DOES TASTE BETTER WITH AGE, HUH, BUDDY? 448 00:21:46,417 --> 00:21:49,877 IS THAT JONNY? HELLO, JONNY! 449 00:21:49,958 --> 00:21:53,208 YUM, YUM, BUBBLE GUM! 450 00:21:53,042 --> 00:21:55,292 GUM? IT WAS JUST A WAD OF-- 451 00:21:55,375 --> 00:21:59,075 HEY! GET BACK HERE WITH MY QUARTER, MELONHEAD! 452 00:21:59,167 --> 00:22:03,377 I'VE HEARD OF SQUIRRELS STORING THEIR FOOD, BUT GUM? 453 00:22:03,458 --> 00:22:06,418 I MEAN, THAT'S JUST PLAIN KOOKY. 454 00:22:07,083 --> 00:22:08,753 OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. 455 00:22:08,833 --> 00:22:12,003 ED, COULD I PLEASE HAVE MY SHOES BACK? 456 00:22:12,083 --> 00:22:14,793 YOU SNOOZE, YOU LOSE, DOUBLE D! 457 00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:16,165 WHAT THE-- 458 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,040 HEY! GIVE ME MY SHOES! 459 00:22:18,125 --> 00:22:20,325 WHAT CAN YOU DO WHEN YOU LIVE IN A SHOE 460 00:22:20,417 --> 00:22:22,997 AND YOU AIN'T GOT NO SOLE? 461 00:22:23,083 --> 00:22:25,083 Edd and Eddy: ED! 462 00:22:42,417 --> 00:22:44,207 ED, EDD N EDDY. 463 00:22:44,292 --> 00:22:46,672 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 464 00:22:46,750 --> 00:22:49,670 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org--